Tea at Four - Ep 35: World Cup, Women's Sports and What's The Song

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

In today's episode Ellie and Scott talk all things Women's World Cup, the good, the bad and the ugly. From the gender pay gap to social media content, they cover it all. The team also play Maddie Grace Jepson's sing along game, safe to say we need to stronger competitors🤣 Follow us on TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@four.nine?lang=en

We've f***ed for some months. Years later, she told me I was actually her first cousin. Ow! Right. What, are we welcoming on shit? Are we welcoming or just waffling? Alright. How are you doing?

I'm a bit... I'm a bit slow this week, actually. No, I'm really slow. Yeah. I'm a bit I'm a bit slow this week actually no I'm really slow yeah I'm slower than slow you've killed me up do you know what I'm actually drinking so much more recently

and I've realised for the next eight weekends just drinking every single week I'm gonna die I know I'm already no end of this month I've got my bender weekend coming up yeah

four nights out in a row on that bank holiday that I'm doing. And then coming in to film the podcast on a Tuesday. So that's going to be a fun episode. We'll get you some sunglasses. Yeah, literally. I'll just be like a little blanket. What do you usually have when you're going over? I don't know.

Just like pure oxygen. Yeah. Out the window is what I need. Yeah, I just throw a lot throw up a lot when i'm like yeah i mean i know i know you christened my toilet on the way out yeah i mean i went to around the scots the other day because i had to because i got too drunk and i managed to lock my phone you know when you lock your phone you can't open it oh yeah we were all those things oh the whole night out that's the one

thing like one of the ones just about to pay well no she was waiting for her number she was like i don't know what the number is and they were like show me like the payment on your phone she just opened it and it was like 58 minutes locked it was like what were you doing with your phone i must be in my hand and i was like dancing or something and then yeah I wasn't yeah I don't actually remember well for reference I took Ellie to GAY for the first time yeah um and what was supposed to be just like one or two drinks ended up being well as soon as I knew I was going to GAY I knew it wasn't gonna be one or two drinks yeah at that point it was past one or two drinks anyway and then we tried to go to GAY late afterwards.

Where did we go? What do you mean? Where did we go? Exactly. You weren't mentally there. We were in the queue and they took one look at Ellie at the front. And they were just like, yeah, go and sober up. Like, you need 20 minutes.

So then we just went to McDonald's and she locked her phone. I blame your friend. She just kept on buying shots. She did, yeah. She did keep buying us shots. The amount of different alcohol I had that night was actually ridiculous. It was fun, though. It was good. It was a good day, yeah.

Yeah, except for when you were out in the smoking area and I was getting a bit preyed on. Ellie had a cry in the smoking area. She really went through it all. It's not a good night unless you have a cry. Exactly! She went through all the motions. Those are the best nights. Anyway, welcome back to T4

Where we talk all things That should have stayed In the group chat I'm Ellie I'm Scott Is that the way you should do it? I don't know Yeah

Yeah, yeah I mean, there's usually A third person here Where's she gone? Yeah, Christy's not with us This week again Again, yeah, again Yeah, again

She's doing up Island Gal Out in Jamaica She is living life I'm literally watching her stories I'm so jealous So, yeah, again. Yeah, again. She's doing up Island Gal out in Jamaica. She is living life. I'm literally watching her stories. I'm so jealous. So yeah, Christy, hurry up and come home so I can stop crying. She's like energetic all the time there. How have you not passed out yet?

But yeah, she is living life. She's back tomorrow. Yeah, she is drinking a lot. Literally a shot every hour. I'm seeing her stories at the moment. She should. That is a way to live definitely but anyway this

week yes women's world cup actually tomorrow tomorrow isn't it semifinal yeah semifinal tomorrow yeah against Australia

yeah have you been keeping up with it I've been watching some of it yeah you know like yeah because I haven't

I've been like yeah it's the thing that I always do with football because in my house football is always on so I've pretty much always just had it on in the background yeah it's the thing that I always do with football because in my house football's always on so I've pretty much always just had it on in the background

so it's just like been yeah the noise like the radio I've always just been like I don't know I've never really been interested in football but like Women's World Cup this year is big it is big would you not be more interested in it not to be like really

now that is women's football because i feel like men's football is quite like toxic masculinity vibes yeah i think the only one i'm ever really interested in is the world cup though yeah because then it's like yeah england yeah i feel like the world cup and like the euros are like yeah they bring together people a bit more Yeah, no, I get you Have either of you played football at school? No, did you play football at school? No, I run away from them if they're getting kicked in my head Yeah, so

Where I was growing up in Spain Men played football, girls did skipping Like very traditional Oh really? All the girls were skipping, all the boys were playing football That was our PE Just skipping? Skipping, volleyball yeah we were literally all the girls were skipping all the boys were playing football that was our pe what like just just skipping skipping volleyball okay typical i can imagine like all the boys playing football the girls are just at the side yeah we just had a big skipping rope if we got

forced into playing football then the girls would literally just stand there chatting and the boys would actually pay but i think that's because there was such like a dynamic where I lived that like like it just wasn't a feminine sport like if you were feminine you didn't play football that was just the mentality so I was saying this to my boyfriend this morning and he was like you can't you can't go around saying that I was like I didn't know that like the women's world cup existed till like a couple years ago exactly well which is like a good thing for us now obviously but it's sad when you look back on it and it's kind of like weird because like tennis the olympics yeah there's so much but it's just football it's always just sort of in my head just being like

men's football very men lit man dominated and kind of angry yeah definitely always angry like the i watch premier league when i go to premier league like matches with my dad i'm scared a lot of the time oh yeah they're like the football hooligans literally they're just like letting out all their anger off their lives on the football players and like that's what's nicer about women's football i've been to one women's game which was spurs and it was nicer just because it was like more uplifting oh okay like it was more of like what were the crowds like were they still like doing the chants and stuff yeah they actually were yeah oh okay right yeah and it was nice because obviously the the female players are really they really want to

get the fans involved so after the game they literally came into the crowd and like were taking photos of like all the crowd and like were taking photos of like all the girls and like getting the babies and I was like aww

to be fair I might go to one I'll go support the girls yeah exactly I feel like it'll be a vibe to be fair yeah I really want to go

to like an England women's England football game yeah let's go to tier 4 on the pitch that would be so good

we always come up with an idea we could football commentate a women's football game we wouldn't be good i'll be like right ball's gone from left to right right to left but we can say something about dummies yeah literally i reckon it'll take off definitely people have got to start somewhere we'd be the place to go yeah but um i was actually doing some research

into like i went on tiktok obviously knowing we were talking about women's football and i typed in women's football and it was something that really kind of annoyed me right because when you type in women's football it's just compilations that mostly male accounts have made what are those on youtube no on tiktok just saying like women's football is so bad like showing them missing goals and like falling over and all that sort of thing type in men's football and it is literally these guys just like loving off jack greelish and like it's just it's so weird like why do you want to like belittle women so much i don't understand what their issue is like i don't they're not taking away from the male football game at all so why are they so like hurt by like just women playing

football they're not getting rid of male football no i know i think like i can sit here and be honest and say women's football like skill wise is not as good as men's football currently but that's because men's football has been played for like oh they've had like an association for like over 100 years even the world cup there's this is the ninth women's yeah it's like there's been 22 men's yeah so they only decided to give the women one not even yeah women were allowed were only allowed to play football until the 1970s and that was in italy so it's not been around for long so of course like the skill set in women's football

is not going to be the same as men's currently because there's been no marketing behind it either like fucking

men's football you see stuff everywhere and it's only now they're actually pushing marketing for women's football so I think eventually the skill set

will be the same but it just needs time to actually get there i think the skills are there and i think the talent's there i think it's just it's the there's not enough sponsorship and like yeah there's just not enough big brands getting behind it like there's so much money in men's football and it's like oh exactly they need more marketing to then get more like girls involved even like pay difference between them I was looking into this as well so the last

Women's World Cup correct me if I'm wrong I think was I think it was 30 million was the prize money this one's now 150 million so they've times it by five

that's so good however the men's one in Qatar was like 400 million it's ridiculous so it's still like it's coming up

but still nowhere near the same literally ridiculous but just paying the same still nowhere near the same Literally ridiculous But Just playing the same They're kicking the same football Yeah because One of the Premier League football players

Has moved to A team in Qatar is it I have no idea Somewhere But he's now getting paid 700k a week That's just unnecessary Not getting taxed

Because obviously He's Like that Right And Ronaldo I think Is also getting paid Like 2 million Like a week Mbappé also getting paid like 2 million a week.

Mbappé was offered 3.5 million a week. I think it's silly money anyway. And I find it so sad as well because women's rights and LGBTQ rights, where these football teams are, they're all anti-women and anti-LGBTQ+. And it's like, are you really moving to another country that promotes that just so you can gain more money like yeah that just pisses me off so much that's why i feel like the kind of toxic toxicity with football kind of comes in like yeah i feel like men's football actually

what's the word it's slowing down female rights and feminism because so many men follow football players and what actually are they representing for football at the moment yeah they can't even stand their ground in terms of like women's rights yeah definitely like it's that's what annoys me so much of men's football and that's why i like women's football do you know i found out um as i was doing my bit of research that only this world cup the women have started playing on natural grass so they were always women's football was always played on astro turf because it was like cheaper or something no yeah which is such a disadvantage because have you ever played on astro turfurf? No. Little bit of rain, just sliding all over the place. Oh, really? Twisted my ankle in PE. So,

thank you very much. Not fair, actually, that like the men get all the grass. Give some grass to the women. It's so true. Yeah, it's just. That's like, they can't even get fucking grass.

But that was only, that was 2019 or something. FIFA have now made it that it has to be all natural grass for everyone. Well, yeah. One it has to be all natural grass for everyone. Well, yeah. One step closer to equality with fucking grass. Even down to that.

That's funny. I think that highlights the point so well. Literally. Oh my God. It's, no, honestly. Just make it the same and then people won't find a need to like pick out the differences, compare. Yeah.

There is going to be a day when men's and women's football are exactly the same yeah it's going to take i don't know how long yeah i think i think there's a lot of men out there who would probably be quite bitter about it 100 i used to live with three guys and if i even mentioned that women's football could be the same as men like that's it though it's like no they don't have the the biological skills to be able to play like men do. But why, why is it annoying you so much that women just want the same as you? They don't want to be better at football than men.

They literally just want to be exactly the same. They just want to play football. Even like the fact that women just want to play football sometimes even still pisses guys off. It's like, why are you so insecure? Like,

what is it with you and football that like dominates your soul i actually want women to play i was on the train home and i heard this group of guys um sort of i think they were talking about women's football anyway to begin with but then i started tuning in listening and they started talking about um basketball and they were saying like oh yeah i was watching these highlights of like women's basketball the other day they couldn't even reach the net it was so dry like all of this stuff it's like what yeah it's just ah it really put my back up it's actually there was a study that actually said women's football was more captivating than men's football because people aren't used to seeing that's it yeah it's probably like empowering yeah exactly

it is empowering yeah come on come on i feel like they're at the start of like yeah this year is the most that i feel like it's been spoke about like i've i mean i didn't even know it existed until a few years ago but like it's like now i'm actually hearing so much seeing adverts for it and like a lot of campaigns are now coming out like with the lionesses and stuff so yeah yeah no i follow a lot of them they're actually really like entertaining like they're just such nice gals as well they're just nice gals they actually have personalities come for a drink with me and ellie all of you lionesses you seem lovely no they actually do

they're my last drink oh well come and have a tea on the four set with us we'll try and get a lioness on the point yeah i'd actually love that i've been pushing for it guys i've been trying so um a good example of kind of equality in sports is tennis so historically that wasn't uh women weren't paid the same as that despite doing the exact same thing as what men are doing they now are paid the same is that correct yeah um so do you guys know of billy jean king battle of the sexes so there's a there's a whole film about it it's really good i recommend it um but she's best known for her efforts in promoting gender equality in sports particularly through the battle of the sexes match in 1973 in this match she faced off against bobby riggs a former men's tennis champion

who had been vocal about his belief that women's tennis was inferior to men's king defeated riggs in straight sets sending a powerful message about women's athletic abilities and helping to challenge societal attitudes toward women in sport so yeah that's so impressive though yeah we were literally saying that upper body and men are stronger than upper body and women so for for a woman to do that is like incredible like it's actually insane so he was he was retired and older but it was the arrogance and the ego of thinking that a man is so much better than that he can beat her anyway even though she's obviously way better than him in way better shape yeah that yeah that

definitely sends a message yeah for sure maybe women should do that next world cup just be like no we're not gonna unless she pays the same it's not but the spectators for men's football and for women's they're still a massive difference so they're not at that level yet yeah it's not but the spectators for men's football and for women's they're still a massive difference so they're not at that level yet yet like they're getting there yet so maybe in the next five years or five to ten years when they reach that level of spectatorship in women's football they can then be like, give me some dough. Yeah. That's fair.

That is fair. So, I play this game with my housemates all the time. I've seen it on TikTok. Got to give credit to, what's her name? Maddie Grace...

I don't know her name. Something. Not great with names. It takes me a while to remember them. She's a big UK TikToker and she's the one who made up this game

and it's basically you just have to sing the first little snippet of a song to like guess what the song is but then you would have to pick it up and continue singing like the song yeah so but there's i mean you know the little jingle for the start of it so should we should we go play it okay okay when you know the rest of the song sing along sing along come in what come in come in What? Gummy. Gummy. Do you need a bit more? Yeah.

Gummy. What are you saying? You say, Gummy, come here. No. Gummy. I'm so shit at this. Oh, I've got it. Gummy. Gummy.

Gummy. Camilla. Camilla. Camilla? Camilla? Gummy look. Gummy look. Gummy look. Are you going to get it? Gummy looking.

Gummy looking so great. That was painful, Ellie. Soie so painful hey i'm ill my brain is not right your turn that was my first one what was the song um crazy yeah what's it i mean i was just about to answer my answer my own song does do you know the song? Yeah. What was it called then? Oh, Crazy in Love. Bye. Beyonce.

I don't even know. Do I have to say the name of the artist? Well, I don't know. Just for clarification. Get thinking. Get a song in your head. Okay. Do I sing again?

Yeah. You have to sing. No, am I doing the intro? Yeah. Oh. When you know the rest of the song. Sing along. Sing along.

Okay. Ah. What? Okay, I need a bit more. Ah. Ah. What? Okay, I know you need a bit more. What? Bit more. You're just doing the ah for longer.

Give me a bit more than that. I feel like you're going to get it if I go, Ah! Ah! What a nice summer day! Oh, what a day, it's the summer. Hey! Which the song and name of artist is... I don't know the name of the artist. I think I do, actually.

I Want to Dance with Somebody by Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston, yeah. Bang. I get Whitney Houston and Tina Turner confused sometimes. I wasn't born in that. Were they born at the same time? I don't think they were born at the same time. Not the same time.

I mean, they were both alive at the same time, yeah. That's why I'm getting them a bit confused. All right, let's do one more each. Okay. You ready? I've got mine. I haven't got mine, but you can go first. Okay.

When you know the rest of the song, sing along, sing along. If I... If I... If I was a rich man. No. No. If I... If I were...

If I were a... There are other songs. If I were... If I were a boy... No. No. If I were... If I was your... If I was your... if i was you if i was you if i has anyone got it

if i was you if i was you if i was you if i was your girlfriend Girl, boyfriend. Along the line, yeah. If I... I listened to this... Wait, what? You got it. It was Justin Bieber. Yes. If I was your... Why the fuck

have I forgotten the song? How do you not know this? You know when you forgot on like the rhythm? If I was your boyfriend I never let you... I was going to the rapping bit but sure.

If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you that's so funny okay okay nothing Justin Bieber then we've done that one we've done Justin we've done Beyonce and we've done Whitney

fucking hell who else is there quite a lot of people, Ellie. I feel like if I do this one, it's going to be really obvious, though. Probably not. Okay. When you know the words to the song Sing along Sing along Da

Okay, come again. Da wa Da wa I'm going to need more than that. Da zwa Da zwa More, more. I'm going to need more than that. There's one. There's one. More, more.

There's one, mate. No, not a clue. What? That one. You've got to stop laughing. Take the game seriously, Ellie. Sorry. There's one, mate. I feel like it's coming out really well.

I actually don't know this at all. Yes, you do. Everyone knows this song. That's what makes you... That's what makes you beautiful. What? That was the most high-pitched rendition of That's what makes you beautiful.

That's just, you know... That's not even the start of the song, though. Does it have to be the start of the song? I assumed so. Well, that's just the most iconic bit. You're insecure. Don't know what for. Oh, it has to be the start of the song?

Well, that's how I play. I was doing the chorus. Yeah, I was following that. Oh, okay. We've been playing it wrong. I don't know. I didn't play it how you like. Right. I think you did. I was doing the chorus. Yeah, I wasn't following that. Oh, okay. We've been playing it wrong. I don't know. I didn't play it how you like. Right.

I think you did. I think it was great. If anyone wants to... If you want us to play that again, let us know. When you're done. Okay, let's see some brutal, guys. Okay. Brutal.

So now we're going to play brutal brutal where we read out some brutal confessions and we rate them on the brutal meter hell yeah right when i got married my mother told me to save for an exit fund should the marriage fail i've now been married 49. The exit fund now stands at 315k. Ooh. My husband has no idea. Fair. So she's been stuffing money under the mattress

for the whole marriage. In her little piggy pot. Yeah, literally. Imagine that, like, what's mine is yours. No. I'm not going to rate it. But then what happens if she never exits the marriage? Yeah, I feel like, yeah, how old is she now?

Do they just, like, have a lit retirement? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It could be because of retirement money or my wife, no, my husband's turned out to be a little shit. So this is the money that I'm using to live my life. Yeah. I wouldn't say that's brutal. I don't think it's that brutal. I think it's actually quite smart. Yeah. husband's turned out to be a little shit so this is the money that i'm using to live my life yeah i wouldn't say that's brutal i don't think it's that brutal i think it's actually quite smart yeah i mean she clearly hasn't been saving that much every month it's only been

how long should we do it for married 49 years fucking hell 350 okay i think maybe right i am fact checking this because how much would you have to say? Yeah, that's like... Right, 49 years. 3, 1, 5, 5, 4, 9. Okay, so it's 6,500,000 a year. Oh, that's quite a lot though, to be fair. That's like 500 pounds a month. Can you divide that by, yeah, 12?

Yeah, about 530 quid a month. Oh, okay, that's a bit excessive, yeah. Yeah. Where's all the money going? What are you rating it on the Brutal Meter? I rate it about four, personally. Yeah, I'd say four. Yeah.

I understand it. I didn't realise it was that much money. I get it. Very smart of her, not very brutal. I saw my step-cousin, like, once every five years. But on the night of my high school prom after party that once happened since she was there with her friends so we got drunk and made out in the toilet step cousin step cousin okay not so bad but still a bit weird a couple days later she messaged me first time ever just shortly asking if i may be open

to just be friends with benefits ignoring the cousin thing we fucked for some months she started having feelings that we were seriously not welcome we had to break it off years later she told me i was actually her first cousin what oh no her first i misread that not first cousins was her first these are so badly written like a man i gave her the speech of how this was the worst idea. Little did she know she was my first two. I so read that as first cousin.

That would have been so much more brutal. It would have been. Actually, surprise, we're not step cousins. We're actually first cousins. We're actually cousins. They were cousins.

It's always the step. There's always stories like, oh, my step brother and me, oh my. Still though, they both lost their virginities to their stepcousins

I guess you know it's just a bit weird isn't it Christmas isn't going to be the same keep it in the family yeah but they see each other once

every five years that's what I was about to say keep it in the family I was like no yeah but if it's their first they're generally quite young

surely they're going to get older and then the marriages are going to start coming around. Oh, what about when there's like, yeah, family wedding. Yeah. And they've already got their kids and everything.

Speech at your step-cousin's wedding. I remember when I first slept with her. Hopefully she's improved from that. Ratings wise, it would have been about a nine if it was the first cousin yeah but i mean i mean i'll take it down to a seven yeah i can say six and a half yeah okay it's all right right next one my ex-husband cheated on me when i divorced him he told me i was too ugly to find someone else and that i'd be alone for the rest of my life. The next day, I fucked one of his friends. Yeah!

The day after, I fucked his other friends. Ellie, did you send this one in? Future me coming back. You're like, yes! I remember when that happened. Oh, so

you're done. I mean, not that. Good for her. Yeah, I mean, it's not for her yeah i mean it's not that brutal though he deserves it yeah fuck all of his friends fuck his postman he serves it fuck his milkman fuck his dad you're getting it you're getting it you're getting it yeah no um i would give that about four not even that i'd say like two ellie gives it a congratulations. Yeah, two. Badge of honour. Right, your turn.

My wife is 68 and riddled with dementia. I don't know why I laugh at that. Riddled with dementia? I know. That's because it was riddled. I was like, riddled with dementia. Anyway, it's actually really sad

now that I'm reading more of it she doesn't know who our kids are anymore she doesn't know who her sisters are she barely knows

who I am but of course of course she still remembers that affair I had in 1994 and no she still won't

let it go i don't even know what to say to that the riddle of dementia is really blind side of me riddle with dementia um i mean not that brutal never let them forget that's kind of iconic yeah no bad bitch she's forgotten her kids, but she will never let you live that down. That's not brutal, though. That's just sad. Yeah. Let's give it a two.

Yeah. Poor old Mary. Oh, bless her. This is long. So this is Am I the Arsehole? Yeah. What the fuck? Why I-26F?

Have you never read a red thread yeah i'm 26 female so 26 year old female i thought this was like weird code name like the 219 so there's a lot of numbers going on these ones today okay i 26 female home with my boyfriend 26 male male. For about two years. Never had any issues until last month when he asked to open our relationship. He said that all men have the innate desire to sleep with as many women as they like. He said that women are attracted to men like him who are in their peak physical shape. And that he should take advantage of that.

Something about men wanting to spread their seed far and wide. It's getting worse as it goes on. Okay, yeah. I did not see this coming at all. I was appalled. At the end he said that I'm wife material and the woman he wants

to come home to, but of course that just rubs salt in on the wound however i told him that this is fine and asked if he has anyone in particular in mind he was surprised by my reaction and told me how awesome i am for being so understanding then he showed me his tinder and upcoming dates the fuck he said that this that this arrangement only benefited him because i'm not into casual flings so i wouldn't be sleeping around he even said that he knows that i wouldn't go looking for other guys because i'm too sweet and loyal so he so he has a 19 year old brother and i called him the following day i explained the open relationship situation to him and asked

if he's interested in some fun. Long story short, he was willing but felt insecure because he is, was, a virgin. I told him that's okay. We had sex later. That's okay. That's okay.

That's okay. That's how I would say it. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. That's how I would say it. That's okay. That's all right, babe. It's all right, darling. We had sex later that night. Afterwards, I asked my boyfriend about his date and he said he had a great time. I told him that I met a younger cute rugby player

who was shy and inexperienced he was curious and asked for a picture which i showed him utter chaos he had a complete meltdown and called me all sorts of slurs under the sun i told him it's natural for me to want someone like his younger brother you know peak physical form and all that yes tell him he was still blowing up my phone even after i left his house and sent me dozens of texts i told him the relationship is over but he kept saying that he forgives me even though i'm deeply fucked up and deranged he suggested therapy but claimed it might not help someone as evil as me. But did she not just do exactly what he wanted to do anyway? Yeah, she found a loophole, and the loophole basically proved her point.

The younger brother loophole. But like, I mean, yeah, it proves him right. I was already gagging at what he was saying. Yeah, no, the first bit, I was like, whatever. what he was saying Yeah no The first bit I was like Whatever Talking about in his prime And Yeah spreading his seed Apparently I've just had sources

Tell me Okay That Speaking of spreading seed Oh god Genghis Khan Apparently could have How many

Is he just gonna tell us Exactly Yeah tell us more I don't know that much The fact man! The man with the facts. So if we're talking about spreading seeds, it's alleged that because Genghis Khan

basically slept with all of his soldiers, women and wives and sisters, basically all the women in Mongolia, there could be up to 16 million descendants of Genghis Khan currently. That's double the amount of people in London. That's true. That's two cities full of people.

I hate that. Oh, man. Just the whole term spreading seed is so gross. Like, why did no one stop this man from shagging everything in existence? Yeah, I was going to say, he's a dictator, yeah. Fuck the dictators, Mash. Fuck all of them. Shit, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Okay, well, that was a lovely little game of brutal. And a lovely way to round it up. Yeah, let's break that last one. of brutal and a lovely way to round it up yeah let's write that last one um i think quite brutal of her to go for the teenage brother yeah but i see her point of view i understand her yeah same i'm on her level of psycho i think at this point well i know you are i'm gonna give it a six but a nice six yeah like six with some sparkles like a okay darling it's all right yeah six what a day just the two of us. You can make it over far. There's two. We could have done that on the song.

That would have been so good. That would have been a good one. It would have been very fitting. We're doing that again. Yeah. It's been a... Fab day. Fab day.

It's been lovely. It's been weird. It's been fun, fab, weird and lonely. Christy, come back and save us, please. Will you be watching the Women's World Cup tomorrow? I will be. For sure. By the time this goes out, we would already know the results.

I know. Fingers crossed. Hopefully we've won. But anyway, it's been a lovely show. I've actually thoroughly enjoyed it today, you know. I'm in a better mood now. Yeah, it's really uplifted me. I'm awake, whereas I wasn't at the start of the podcast.

Yeah, this always happens though. We always start off sometimes a bit meh. Yeah. But then we come out, we're not top of the world that's it baby thank you for joining us at t4 we've had a very lovely time and if you have any stories that you'd like us to read out please send them to t4 at junglecreations.com thank you for watching thank you