Tea at Four - Ep 36: Kinks, Fetishes and Christie's Obsession with Tipp-Ex?

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

In this weeks episode the team talk about the world of fetishes, their own strange obsessions and how far is too far when it comes to kinks? Follow us on TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@four.nine

How is that weird? That's normal. Is it? Is it? I'm just like, stick it straight in. This is just ruining my childhood now. That's all like, I'm gonna... Oh my baby! Blow it up, blow it up.

And then we burn it up. Alright, who's having a cuppa? We all are. Has anyone given birth yet? Is cuppa brew a thing or is it just brew? I've never said cuppa? We all are. Has anyone given birth yet? Is cuppa brew a thing or is it just brew? I've never said cuppa brew in my life. I can't say cuppa brew. That doesn't make no sense.

Brew the tea. Tea the brew. Do you want a brew? Do you want a cup of brew? No. I'll put the kettle on. That's what they say in these vendors. Put the kettle on.

That's enough. That's enough. Not too much. There's no space for my milk why do the colours always come out different every single time

yeah every cup is different yeah because we're meant to you're meant to stir the stirring is the brewing right

no brewing's when the bag's in the water and it's like getting all the essence out it's the same thing when you stir it that's what the stirring the essence out it's the same thing whether you stir it that's what I stir and do stir

mix it up alright cool well stir it up hi guys welcome back to T at 4 welcome back to T at 4 Christy's back

yeah did you guys miss me I really did it's not giving miss me not that much but like it was quiet oh my god Christy's back you guys miss me I really did it's not giving miss me not that much but like it was quiet

oh my god Christy you're back oh my god Christy you're back energy hi guys I wish you guys no you're looking well

you're looking radiant thank you you're looking cold yeah I'm not gonna lie it's freezing yeah do you want to tell everyone where you've been

I went to Jamaica land of paradise where the rum cake is rumming and the rum punch is rum punching and i was drunk every single day yeah yeah i saw the shots on your story all inclusive baby oh it was an all-inclusive i feel like every ever in jamaica if you go it's all inclusive i think that's the best thing to do really no i don't i'm not a fan of an all-inclusive. Oh, you're not? Because I like going out and about. I mean, you can still go out and about. In the hotel? No.

Well, my hotel is quite big, but you can go out into the town and stuff and enjoy food out there. No, you're not a prisoner in the hotel. And then you're all-inclusive. Yeah, but I mean, I got to experience lots of different cuisines. Yeah.

So they had different cuisines yeah so they had different cuisines within 110% oh yeah they had like six restaurants inside the hotel

staying in oh it's one of them ones yeah yeah because I've been before and it's just like all inclusive you have like a wristband for the bar

but like not one of them like big resorts where it's like restaurants and stuff yeah because who was who was I talking to they went to an all inclusive

in like Jamaica or something but all the food in the hotel was like American food oh that's boring I'm not actually experiencing any cuisine but I want to go to like

a proper homely restaurant where it's like a mum cooking me like the food street food little shack on the beach shack on the beach

yeah we had that because I went during like Independence Day so I experienced all the traditional dishes. So that's fun. Sick man.

But I'm back now. Yeah. Miss you guys. That's why you're all black. You do really miss us, really. The death of my holidays. But guys, we're back now. I'm going to intro the podcast like we always do now.

Yeah, let's do it. Hi, guys. Welcome back to Tea at Four. I'm Christy. I'm Ellie. And I'm Scott. And this is the podcast like we always do now yeah let's do it hi guys welcome back to t at four i'm christy i'm ellie and i'm scott and this is the podcast where we talk oh i think i should have stayed in the blood club group we definitely left you out there for too long so guys what's been popping just drinking a lot to be honest yeah i mean i literally have just you've been drinking yeah more alcohol for the past five days and have they looked for you? No one's checked on her.

No one's checked on you. What? No one's checked on me? Clearly Ellie doesn't get the song lyric. She actually does. But why have you been drinking, Ellie? What's going on? Just been, I don't know, summer, things are happening. But my hangovers are actually appalling.

I threw up seven times on Sunday and I slept for about 18 hours that's rough yeah worse than the one when i was with you yeah yeah what you guys went oh yeah well we were gone so you guys have been bonding whilst i've been gone because yeah i hope you have fomo so talk to me you guys bonded yeah yeah i took her took her on a night out to jay yeah oh my god so when are you inviting me out am i allowed am i allowed to go yeah should we go today today i might not see tomorrow um but yeah okay bonding anything else about you scott um i'm trying to think what i did over the weekend i went to an outdoor cinema

oh yeah seems like a great idea until the sun sets and you get eaten alive by fucking mosquitoes. Oh my days. Yeah, I've got bites all up my legs. But it was Mamma Mia, so it was really good. That's fair. Where was it? It was at Ham House, so like Richmond.

Ham House. I don't know why that made me laugh. What's so funny, Ellie? Ham House. Yeah, no, it was really good uh you got to like take your own drink a little picnic

and everything and we had like deck chairs what drinks did you have well get there my mum opens up the bag pulls out just a litre bottle of vodka

and she's like oh this is for you and Felix and I was like I'm not gonna be able to get up from the deck chair like and then we run out of mix

so the whole of the film I'm just doing shots of vodka no but it was good mum and me there's a song every five minutes yeah so'm just doing shots of vodka. But it was good. My weird. There's a song every five minutes. Yeah.

So you just, jolly, jolly. It was, it was pretty lit. Was you watching the women's world cup when you were? Oh, yes.

Would you love that? Every, every night. I have some, I have some gossip. What? So I was watching the women's world cup. Yeah.

And I was like, God, I really recognize Lauren James. I was like, this is weird. Like the player Googled it. She was a year below me in school she went to my school really yeah and i was like that's where i was like that's amazing somewhere i've seen her somewhere yeah that's pretty cool depressing yeah i know look where she is oh oh well yeah i hate that

i hate that when you see like successful people on tv and they're like four years younger than you just get out of my face oh my god that's amazing yeah do you guys enjoy the world cup no i did i loved it yeah it was like wholesome and like inspiring i was gut glad that we lost though yeah i mean whenever does england bring anything back home it's and we always get so close except for stress and brexit i was quite not to be selfish but i was quite happy that i lost because i was really hungry even i couldn't i physically couldn't get up to watch it yeah i know i anyway. Yeah I know. There was a whole like thing with the Spanish team wasn't there?

What thing? Because like they didn't actually want to play for their coach because he's a bit emotionally abrasive. Oh really? So like 15 of the Spanish players said we're not playing under him but they were like if you're not going to play under him then we're going to ban you from the national team for five years and then

he only picked three of the players. What kind of blackmail national team for five years and then he picked three of the players yeah i know so only three of the players of the 15 got picked because i saw him like going off on the sidelines in the match like he was like sort of like shouting at them yeah like the england team manager she was just sort of like calm and collected yeah she was just but you're like during the celebrations you could see that like they weren't paying any attention really yeah? So it's a bit like win some, lose some. Because when they won, Spain was like, yeah, you've won, but also it's like, oh.

Yeah. They've won the game. So it's a bit of a sore subject, I think. So, TikTok the other day, I was going through it, and it got me onto the topic of some really weird fetishes oh god there are some weird yeah and i went down a hole you went down a hole not literally figuratively oh yeah and it was me all right yeah it just it amazed me

okay like there really is something for everyone what was the weirdest one like well there's one that apparently there's an obsession

or obviously a fetish yeah with having insects all over your genitals like yeah

over your genital area apparently it's something it's a fantasy exactly it's not bush t a celebrity like it's a fantasy exactly it's not bush tucker trial i don't want that down there bush took a horn yeah i know and it was like talking about spiders bees bees well yeah and i i mean i personally don't get it and whatever floats your boat but i couldn't know my leg let alone in my pants oh my god that's actually gives me the that is gross how did you even how would you organize that in the bedroom

yeah take a visit down to the beekeepers without your jar of spiders i just i just want a bit of bees what do you want the bees for yeah no you could be a beekeeper to honey my to honey my my dad wants to be a beekeeper what oh no fuck Ellie it's just like running the jeans guys

oh my god yeah no have you seen any weird fetishes I feel like one I came across one on TikTok where

a girl was dating a guy she was seeing a guy right oh it's a whole story it's a whole story yeah she was dating a guy she really liked the guy whatever and i went out for a few drinks blah blah then they went back to his to hers sorry um so go back to hers getting into the freaky eeky and the guy was like hold on once i need to go back home to get something and then she's thinking yeah can you imagine like we're about to do the deed and you just want to leave okay cool whatever so he's gone back home he's come back now and he's standing outside her house with like muddy wellies right so his fetish is to have sex whilst wearing the muddy wellies. Why make it so weird?

Just go to a festival and like, why do you have to go home and get your muddy wellies? But the funny thing is the girl was just like, you know, because I like the guy so much because she liked the girl so much before you guys think it's me. Because she liked the girl so much. She actually took part in it.

I mean, it's not that deep, is it? It's just a bit of muddy wellies but on my bed oh yeah maybe go back to his why didn't you take her back right i just his rather than yeah but then um yeah i guess she enjoyed it and that's what they do now but what where does that come from i don't know must have some childhood trauma okay what would if you had a fetish what would it be um

I don't know fetish I don't know it's like this is a hard question to ask yeah because

what is a fetish that's basically asking what do you want to try and bed it's obviously something that you're like into that's like a little bit niche isn't it yeah okay so i like food but the thought of food and sex together makes me feel a bit weird well no there's that one that like some people are really into like watching people like eat so like you know like mukbangs and stuff like that like but like eating like loads of food you can stare at a guy eating like loads of food

you can stare at a guy eating yeah I kind of like well like in a sexy way you're into that I find it nice when a guy is really enjoying his food

fuck that in what way so let's say for instance okay let's say for instance I'm in a restaurant right yeah and I've just

you know peeked to the side and I can see a guy really like really enjoying his food like that is like ooh

do you start licking your lips or something no but I'm just like mmm I want what he's having like mmm yeah okay

like you're really you're tasting you're enjoying the food like you're appreciating the chef or the person behind that food that was made

right yeah because I don't like staring but I like staring at people okay what um do you get it no

I like people staring at me but I like staring at people so if you're eating I'm just like hmm do you ever make eye contact yeah do I just do this then I look away

but yeah I think that's a do you three have any weird fetishes yeah satisfactions ooh pimple popping

that is one thing I cannot tell you I actually I am are you the type that watches it on tiktok and stuff all this no sometimes i do but i do find a bit gross sometimes like i'm like okay that's a bit too much but yeah i am that girlfriend that i will be sat there on your back like trying to get those like are you an ingrown hair girl as well no that's too far for me oh really i can see why people would find it

yeah satisfying but my auntie also fires like popping spots and blackheads i've got one that's actually quite weird right so not me but my friend i keep catching her on tiktok right and she goes like she's got a real big fear of like flies wasps insects and stuff but i keep seeing her absolutely captivated with these videos of like they'll leave raw chicken on a plate and then like flies come and like lay eggs and it's like the whole like life cycle in a time lapse and she sits there watching it like literally like crawl like her skin crawls watching it but she can't take her eyes off it because she's like like it's scary it freaks her out so much they lay eggs on chicken yeah it's just like they'll

get some like moldy food and then they'll put like a time lapse in front of it and watch the maggots start to like grow and turn into flies because it's like all sped up they're all like crawling and everything and i was like stop please god there really is everything online isn't there something for everyone no i have a fear of the you know like bees nests and like the holes oh don't don't even start that because that oh i can see i can't even close my eyes yeah yeah triple yeah do you reckon some people find that i reckon some people see that's like now i'm looking at the table and i can see holes and i'm yeah i should have not said that but yeah i find that really

weird it makes me itch no it is kind of gross do you know anyone with weird fetishes i mean there's that list for the foot fetish that everybody there was a guy at my school who used to message girls right and basically like say what would they prefer like foot wise so like what would they prefer to give foot wise so like would they prefer to give a foot job or would they prefer to be like toad i don't understand it i will never understand i i don't get it no the pleasure bit in your brain and then your feet like they're like right next to each other so in some people they're like overlap yeah yeah i saw a naked attraction a naked attraction of course you'll be watching that in italy yeah another bit of naked attraction it's educational it's scary but yeah no the foot

thing it kind of yeah freaks me out a bit yeah i had a guy who always asked me for belly button pictures wait what yeah like he just of all the holes actually like yeah just really wanted a picture but then how did he want the picture taken like just the i don't know i never did one you never did one no i'd like to i'd like to know and i never responded to him but i was just always so intrigued by him curious yeah by his obsession with anybody that is so weird apart from that no or like people

like having sex without kissing that's also like a weird thing how is that weird I feel like that's like that's normal is it

is it yeah what having sex like without kissing someone yeah that's normal but like let's like stick it straight in

don't you think that's normal. Let's stick it straight in. Don't you think that's a bit disconnected, though? Yeah, how's that disconnected? Because you're literally not connected by the mouth. Yeah. How do you stay off? I mean, understanding if you're spooning. Yeah, let's spoon in, let's foreplay.

You don't have to kiss to get into the... I don't know, i just feel like it's a natural way to start sex though no so does that mean if you don't kiss the person that you're not connected to them no i feel like it was more intimate to kiss someone yeah i think it's more intimate to like kiss someone so if you don't that means if you don't kiss someone before before having sex it's fine then that it's not like it's not a bad thing some people like it well this is the thing I saw as well there was a fetish right that some people are actually

interested in saying no to their partner but it actually not meaning no non-consensual non-consensual sex so it's like

sort of like a fetish of the idea of that is weird as well yeah so like you have to have a safe word to be like no

because if you say no then like your partner is it dominatrix yeah yeah have you heard of rule 34 no

what's that rule 34 um so apparently it's like an internet meme that essentially claims that internet porn exists with every possible topic so essentially if it exists there's going to be porn of it yeah i think so like there's like anything you can search like porn wise there will be something yeah there'll be some plant porn out there i know food porn yeah so like simpsons or little pony animations and shit oh yeah i don't get how like... I find that a bit weird. If there's things like My Little Pony.

Did you say My Little Pony has a... Could do. It exists. Probably, yeah. I'm sure there would be. Yeah, I'm sure. What about the Tweenies? The Tweenies?

The Tweenies? What about Tracy Beaker porn? Oh, hell no. This is ruining my childhood now. Hell no. Yeah, what else? Why are we just listing things that could be porn about?

I think they could be anything though. Because like, I saw as well, there was that whole thing about like, obsessions with like, amputees. Oh my God, I saw that.

And I was like, that's people getting their like, things chopped off. No, like, not like genitals. Well, what it said in the article was that the obsession with like someone

who's had like their arm chopped off with the stump because it kind of looks a bit like phallic which yeah my exaction my reaction exactly i don't want to know about these things now i'm gonna look at an amputee and think. My poor pure brain. Yeah. So like women that will capitalise on the fetishes, what's your opinion on that? Is it like, for instance, the feet fetish, like feet pics on OnlyFans and stuff? It's none of my business. Exactly.

You're going to do it. How much would you have to be paid? I'm not going to lie. For feet? For a feet pic? Fucking nothing. I hate my feet, so I haven't. Honestly, give me a fiver and I'll give you a fiver. No, but if... I'm not gonna lie for feet ugh for a feet pic fucking nothing I hate my feet so I haven't

honestly give me a five or an up no but if three drinks I'm not gonna lie guys if someone was like I'll give you 5k for a feet pic

listen I'll be I'll run to the 5k yeah here's four different angles like there's some lonely people out there that will pay

they've got their money to spend yeah but for feet I will go for 5k instead of feet that's a starting price there's those guys as well did you see that

it was a video that went viral on tiktok and it was he really happened to he's been digging into the fetish but it was like a girl who's like taken like an older guy to a cash point. And she was like, this is the fifth time today. Like get me out a hundred. And he's like, oh, like, yeah, like.

For what? So he's like obsessed with like being like told to like give money to like, it's like a whole sort of like fetish. We've talked about this before. Yeah, he's like cash baby. Yeah. fetish we've talked about this before christian yeah cash pig so he's obsessed with pain yeah and he's no he's like yeah i'm your cash pig like i'm so it's just like demand money off me march me to the cash point and make me get the money out like another five or another ten are i need more they're weird aren't they yeah but i feel like

a girl can do that and get away with it. But if it was the other way around, it's a bit weird. I don't know. I think it's not accepted. If a boy or a man was like, yeah, I, you know, I demand. Yeah. I don't know. It's just weird.

I feel like it's so accepted. Yeah. I think it just is a bit weird anyway. Because like, why? How is that sexual? I don't know. I think it's like a whole thing. Yeah.

I think it's a thing with being dominated. Yeah. Well, I guess like prostitutes and that's the same kind of thing though. Or like the red light district. That's the same shebang. Yeah, but I think they just do that for the money. They don't do it because they get a thrill out of like getting paid for it. That's the thing.

Yeah, they get paid for it. Actually, maybe. There may be some people who do. Yeah, like surely the men get a thrill from paying for sex in a way. Yeah. Like some of them. Oh, yeah, I think i think so that's definitely a thing yeah so you find someone that gets a thrill of giving me money right yeah i think we all do yeah she goes to the nearest cash point and be like who's gonna let's just stand next to the cash point like hi

you got a sound like you know it gives a bit of authority point like hi more more you've got to sound like a you know give us a bit of authority yeah give me more you've got to be like give me more

oh like give me more not at least hold it at the knife point not at the knife point you're like do you think that's enough

yeah that's how they speak right what am I supposed to do with that right that's how they speak so you're going to to do with that right that's how they speak so you're gonna be good at this I won't

no because I'd laugh I'd be like Christy's a dominatrix no I'm not they'll give me a fiver and I'll be like yeah it's fine that's enough

she'd be slapping them like oh god did any of you watch those documentaries didn't you I looked into it i looked into the documentary but i'm actually i think i'm actually afraid of tickles yeah so when i heard it what it was about

and looked at the trailer i was like i can't do this and i watched it i watched that little clips on tiktok and it just it just gave me the the yeah so they're obsessed with tickles no so it's like it's a whole documentary called tickickles or Tickled or something. And what it is, is there was an ad put up for like young guys and their flights will be paid and hotels paid to go over to California. They'll get five grand for half an hour of their time. And they have to dress up in like sportswear, like tracksuit bottoms, Adidas, all that sort of thing. And they basically got tickled sort of like on camera. Right.

Yeah. And that's some people's fetish, just seeing people getting tickled. Yeah. Young boys getting tickled. How old were these boys? I don't know. Hopefully old enough. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. Which I think is very weird because personally, I don't like being tickled. No. No, I hate being tickled. Yeah.

I don't like it when, yeah, you know when like, a little bit. But when you're trying to. Don't tickle me, just stroke me. Yeah, when you're trying to. Like in your lane of burden.

Yeah. No, but like actual, like... No, fuck that. You could pass out. Can you? Yeah, I can imagine. You could pass out. You could faint.

What, from like half an hour of tickling? Yeah. Yeah? Like, 100%. You don't know what your body could do. You could even, like, drop out the maddest fart. It was like... You know, it was like...

It could be bad. Oh, don't tickle christy don't just i don't like i will punch anyone that tries to tickle me like i'm on the

defense like yeah i used to that was my um thing against my brother if he ever tried to beat me up when i was

younger then i'd just tickle him and he'd just run away from me that was my thing it's a weird um sensation it's like yeah

like i don't mind a little but then just don't don't oh no no no no i could cry you know when it hurts after like granddad tickles or like you know like my granddad used to always tickle me

we used to have like this game when i was younger yeah i used to call it ants and elephants she would sit with her knees like on your hands start tickling and it would be like and the elephants are coming and the ants are coming and it was yeah trauma yeah because that was horrible say no to tickles

yeah say no to tickles I reckon tickling is being going to be like illegal in like 2050

the way the world's going me I wouldn't be surprised at this point to be honest yeah I wouldn't want an unwanted tickle

didn't you see in the news at one point, people were asking consent from their babies to change their nappies? Oh my God, yeah. And surely tickling, people would be like, no, sorry, it's out of order. Yeah, don't tickle your child, you know. Yeah, don't. Don't do that.

Don't have fun with them. Don't have it, yeah, don't make them laugh. No. Yeah. Definitely not. Did you get the consent for don't make them laugh no yeah definitely not did you get them sent for them to like make them feel happy what is the world coming to you so we have been sent some fetish confessions these are my fetish fessions

fetishes and we're gonna read them out and we're gonna sort of kind of we're gonna discuss them we're gonna see if we would all right all right who's got first let me go yeah you go should i go yeah yeah go on whilst i was traveling through australia i stopped in nusa for a night on a on budget on budget i decided to message some people on a couch surfing app to host me for a night finally after reaching out to a few people this guy with a good rating and over 100 positive reviews let me sleep on his couch for the night we spent the night chatting having a few drinks getting to know each other as it got closer to bedtime he says so you know how you mentioned you were struggling with your finances at the moment not to sound weird but i know a way you can make some easy money i sat there in silence unsure of what he was going to propose not going to lie i was slightly scared it was going to make me very

uncomfortable he carried on and said so i have a friend who would pay for a video of you walking on my back with heels it would be completely innocent he can pay you around a hundred dollars for two videos one walking on my back with heels and one barefoot what do you think i slightly laughed as it was very unexpected for a minute i slightly laughed as it was very unexpected for a minute i considered it as it felt harmless and the money would have been useful but i said no what would you have done would you have considered doing it for money for 100 quid fuck that no 50 quid each video yeah in heels yeah i walk on the pavement for free every day

i feel like i would do it but then I'm thinking okay cool I've done it now what is next like would you ask something else next I've got I've also got a tattoo on my foot so then people are

going to know it's my feet you've got a tattoo on your foot yeah move it yeah I would do it though

I wouldn't mind though I wouldn't care if it was like I can't even walk in heels but yeah I'll do it yeah that's true actually yeah I'll chuck some heels on

yeah not for 100 quid come on guys up your prices a bit I would do it you're worth more than that I'd do it. Yeah, that's true actually. Yeah, I'll chuck some heels on. Yeah. Not for 100 quid. Come on, guys. Up your prices a bit. I would do it. You're worth more than that. I'd do it for 100 quid. Is it easy 100?

Yeah. I think that's easy money. I want 300. 300. 150. 150, yeah. I hear it. Oh, she's up market.

I mean, you could bargain with the guy. Yeah, I would. Especially when I'm a bit tipsy I'd be like a bit ballsy you know yeah that's his own fault

okay what about with the heels though is that not a bit risky I mean I'm not sure how you would balance on someone's back and surely that would really hurt yeah

maybe he wants it to hurt you fucking walk on in his back should you think he cares about pain what's so weird is that he's doing it to send it to hurt you fucking walk on in his back what's so weird is that he's doing it to send it to wait is he hold on it's for a friend for a friend yeah no but a friend is gonna pay for you to walk on the guy's back not the friend's back his his back that's weird he just likes to see his friend in pain i don't know so is he like pimping out his friend for like basically backwards backwards is he getting paid for it as well then i don't know he just says that he's just renting out his sofa

so it's basically i have a friend that will pay you a hundred dollars if you walk on my back you see i this sounds like a business situation but are you getting paid for this how much are you getting paid yeah this sounds like a whole sort of back walking ring yeah yeah i think that's the only reason i wouldn't want to be involved in it but it's a bit of innocent back walking i wouldn't mind for 100 quid probably wasn't a friend anyway was there probably you said it yeah he was probably testing the waters so you guys not doing it i would not for 100 quid oh ellie has spoken i probably would if i'm drunk enough yeah man yeah call me and christie's come walk on your back period we're the good heels stilettos sorry who's next okay I'll go. What we got? Right. I'm into women getting stuck in small spaces.

Dog doors, finger stuck in table, head stuck in railing. I love it. So wait, does he squeeze their heads in there or whatever part? Why do you want to see women in small places? I don't know. That's a weird one, isn't it? Like, what? He must get really...

What, like, understair cupboard? Like... He must really get off and, like, you know, like, gymnastic things where they, like, crawl into a box. He must be watching that. Woman in a suitcase. Like... What the hell?

I've never heard of that, though. Yeah, no. Imagine someone trying to push you through a dog door I'm more concerned about the head through a railing that's very public very apparently it's actually quite a big thing and they get off on the fact that they can't get out

so just watching them struggle and also apparently this stems like among those people it's really common that it stems from Winnie the Pooh what? where did Winnie the Pooh get stuck? trying to get honey out of the tree and then his bum got stuck wait that's like um Donny wait Winnie the Pooh so his bum got stuck as he's trying to get the honey yeah I remember that now I don't remember that the only thing I thing i remember is remember toy story yeah i

don't want to use my head and the heads the dinosaurs head stuck on the railing yeah i remember that yeah i don't remember winning the poo but that's where it's come from i was into winning the poo maybe i should get some men to save the head of the railing interesting yeah to be fair I'd like to see some men struggle to be honest I'm not gonna not say that that will actually kind of be like

that is so how much would you need to be offered to be shoved into a into a broom cupboard like

Harry Potter style yeah um I don't know that's a bit of a weird one how much would you have to be i'm not sure i'd partake i am not partaking in anything that's but like i get really close as well you know like when you get tied up or something and you can't move sure that's the same thing that's seen a woman struggle why does that have to be my head through a fucking railing that's what that's what he wants yeah i just can't get my yeah that's what he wants like you're not seeing that whole

porn category that's just like women stuck in um like washing washing machines i mean it's like help step bro i'm stuck have you not have you not heard of course the step it's always we were saying this the other day it's always a step something no i've not you know no i have to look into that i'm just i'm just curious now what the hell why are you stuck in places god yeah did you have any things when you were younger that were a weird uh little trigger of your hormones no you know like how people a weird little trigger of your hormones no tippex

you know like how people tippex tippex what what tippex used to turn you on

yeah the smell used to make me the smell of it oh really yeah I used to little aphrodisiac get her going they don't sell it

no more though no not the little one not the little one. Not the good one. You bought them out. I like the one that has the little kind of sponge at the end. Oh, okay. That was a shit. Does it have to be branded Tippex or are you okay with off-brand?

It has to be branded Tippex. I feel like it had a particular smell that was a... Yeah. I do get... I like the smell of Tippex. Yeah, not that much. Chrissy was doing poppers before they were thick. Yeah, Tippex or the smell of petrol.

No, I actually hate the smell of petrol. I was hanging my head out the car door to smell petrol the other day. When my dad was like, you're going to a petrol station. Yeah, I'm coming. Yeah, he didn't know why I was coming, but I'm coming. That's what got you going. Yeah. Oh my God. He'll be out there just put the thing down

be like yeah just the shivers down the back of the neck oh my god yeah I was a very that's so funny

concerning child yeah no but a lot of people like a lot of kids used to love a spritz of petrol I was just one of those kids that hated it you're not normal

it's alright no I liked it I liked the Tippex that Tippex yeah I mean I'm not gonna lie if somebody bought me Tippex right now not normal it's all right no i like that i like the tippex that tippex yeah yeah i mean i'm not gonna like somebody bought me tippex right now really get the girl some tippex i'm pretty sure they still have it in spain i'm going soon i'll

bring you oh bring me some yeah but it's kind of like i feel like the smell of tippex is similar to like fresh paint no fresh paint only it's like subtle not if it's like too strong otherwise it gives me a headache yeah no I kind of like it when it's just like really strong you like it strong you like tippex don't look at me like that I feel like tippex is better

right I fantasize how hot it would be if a woman who was peeing hovering on a toilet was suddenly pushed onto the seat such that they were no longer hovering So someone's hovering over the toilet. So when a girl's hovering over the toilet, this person fantasizes how hot it would be if they were then pushed onto that toilet which obviously the reason that a girl would be hovering over a toilet seat is probably because there's a bit of piss on it so he wants the girl to be smothered in piss yeah maybe he's got a pit

and piss and like uh what's it called i think it's probably more of a... It's more of like a... Devil. It seems like a fetish of like... Yeah, I actually can't explain that one. Why would you want to see that? I'm quite confused about that. Yeah, how does that... Yeah, how does that even happen? Why would that turn you on? I need more details.

So he's basically in the toilet whilst the person has to be no he's just fantasising about it I don't think it's ever happened and just imagine a guy in like a public toilet

now just running through all the stools and pushing me yeah isn't it just like shoving you down yeah that's quite it's weird yeah

so what do you think the line is between like okay yeah that's fair and no that's fucked up in terms of fetishes. I think the ones I don't harm anybody. Yeah.

That's fair. And the ones where it's like, yeah, you need help. I think it's anything to do with poo and wee for me. Oh, God. Yeah, I've got a draw line now. That's very common. Poo and wee. Yeah, well, that's not common for me me i don't want to get shat on oh my god do you remember the two girls one cup thing oh my days that's actually like a rite of passage oh you have to watch that as a child

i only heard of it through family guy i heard it from family guy i was like what the fuck they're going on about So I was at home Like on my own With how old were you I'm sure that scarred me At about like 12 Yeah

Yeah that was Yeah it's character building Or like yeah And then I saw like A woman Oh my days Adam Do not look

In your search history That was like A sleepover We were just like oh let's see what's on the porn sites and yeah that happens though it's just like oh god yeah yeah that's gross or like the octopus one wait wait hold on yes yeah bobby knows octopus yeah like a woman was it a woman like in their tentacles yeah but like even in benidorm they have like that woman sticky vicky yeah the ping pong balls come flying out and she's like she would be able to like open she has frogs coming out of her vagina yeah she like shoots things out of her like vagina into the flag or like will like put something put like a flag in her vagina that's like tied up and untie it yeah

very talented talented women did you know it's a family thing now her daughter yes her daughter's taken over so my mom's actually been to see sticky vicky in benidorm yeah like it is a real thing yeah my brother and his girlfriend went and literally one of the ping pong balls like flew on his face and they just like when they left yeah they have them in thailand as well they're always trying to get you to come into like a ping pong show actually no it might be in thailand yeah i'm so happy that i wasn't friends with ellie and scott when they were younger what i'm hearing right now you're in the petrol garage she um yeah um

yeah I it's a weird topic to round up on go on guys yeah I'm not gonna be able to sleep easy

after all that but like I said the world is a very interesting place it's a weird place whatever floats your boat yeah maybe some of it

don't bring it my way yep quite a lot of it don't bring it my way yeah some of it shouldn't be floating your boat please go to therapy yeah keep it to yourself fantasize about it don't make it real yeah no go to therapy we're gonna do our room 101 segment but this time it's a little bit different we had a little bit of a challenge to do, didn't we? Yeah, we did.

So we took it to the streets and we all had a pen and we had to all go around swapping the pen for the best thing that we could find. Yeah. So take a look at this and see what we got.

Try and swap this pen with someone for something random in their bag. Is there anything that you'd like to maybe swap for this pen? Sorry, I literally just came out of therapy. Oh, I'm sorry. She just came out of therapy. She was like crying and she just come out of therapy. So I hope she's okay.

We'll try someone else. Do you guys have anything random you guys don't mind swapping this for? A dead Tamagotchi. Yeah, yeah. So I swapped my pen marker for a Tamagotchi. Unfortunately it's dead, but you can resuscitate it. It's got batteries. Okay, yeah.

That's actually quite cool. Some sort of bracelet, I think. You can have a bread roll, which will give you a ticket to come and get my lobster roll. This is a token to get a free lobster roll at Albert Bridge on the 29th. Do you guys want to think you got anything better than a free lobster roll? No? Free lobster roll. Give her a hat. Thank you so much, here you go! I got a hat guys! Thank you so much guys, take care! It is a Verborgen hat. I think you'll be a matchless. Sure, why not? We've

got some matches. I like a match to be fair, I'll have some fun with those. So far I've ended up with a cigarette. Do either of you smoke? I want to swap something for this cigarette. This? You know what? Yeah, go on then. Does anybody want to trade me a hat for a car? A hat for a key? A hat for starting cool? Anything that you don't particularly want and you don't mind swapping? I know it's a bit random.

Does it have to be an object? Because we have free ice cream. I'll have an ice cream. Vanilla or salted caramel? Salted caramel. Come on in. I think I've done the best in this challenge. It's going to be hard to beat.

Christy's a good one, but I don't know. Free ice cream for everyone. How are you going to beat that? I've got a lovely hat. And you've got? I've got ice cream for everyone. And I've got this darling little energy drink. Can you give it a go oh i

love the oh the sound of that was i know that was that was lovely there we go and that's that's a fetish don't fetishize my energy oh sorry sorry don't make it weird all right sorry how does it taste it's actually not bad but it kind of just tastes like water ah yeah matcha all right well uh to be honest i think the clear winner there is Ellie with her free ice cream. I already know. But where's the ice cream now? Yeah, exactly.

What have you got to show for yourself? What have you got to show for yourself? A little bit more fatness in me. Fair enough. And it was vegan ice cream, so I'm saving the world whilst doing it. Well done. Well done everyone. Now this is the part where you spill the tea and we try not to as we play, don't spill the tea. Okay.

You must pee. It's not something that can be ignored for long. You will wet yourself. That is my most favourite part. What the fuck? Oh, no. Mike. The way you delivered that line of,

that's my most favourite part. it's like an M&S advert you must pee it's not something that can be ignored for long you will wet yourself that is my most favourite part I love holding my pee for as long as I can I will get super desperate and let my bladder get as full as possible

then when I absolutely cannot hold it any longer I'll go outside and just let loose i love watching it come out all over the cement why would you go outside i want the toilet i can relate but not not outside so relatable not outside I press on the pavement all the time what do you mean you can relate

I'm holding it in for as long as possible you'll get yourself an UTI you get UTIs that way what yeah apparently you get UTIs

from holding your pee yeah there you go god nothing like the sound of piss hitting the concrete i'm not on the concrete though yeah oh i don't know why i did it but i was 14 and kind of curious it was late didn't think anybody was going to come down my hallway left my door wide open i knelt down to the ground stuck my tongue out placed it on the wall and proceeded to lick the wall from bottom to as high as I could go, standing up.

I looked to my left and my dad was just standing there with a big ass smile on his face. He yells out to my mum, yo, this weird ass kid is licking the wall. That's quite funny. I like that one. That's quite funny. That that one that is fucking weird I used to be a dad though you'd be a tooth a dad and lick the wall yeah but like paint kind of washes off

when it gets wet so wouldn't you just have a white tongue by the time you get to the top how wet is your tongue I'm screaming yeah actually it'd be dry after the first very little yeah exactly done it before squat don't know maybe never made it far up from the skirting board Yeah, actually, it'd be dry after the first very little... Yeah, exactly. You've done it before? Squat? Dunno.

Maybe. Never made it far up from the skirting board. When I was little, my friend made me... dared me to hump the car. And I did it. Hump the car? Yeah, and then I came inside and my mum was there and she'd been watching from the window and she was like, you're not supposed to hump things.

I was really embarrassed. You're not supposed to hump things? I'm literally supposed to hump things i'm literally traumatized from that that's like a memory that i can't get rid of it's burning my brain i was sleeping with this chick at her parents house it ends in a 69 i go upstairs to pee her older brother is there playing world of warcraft i talk to him for a few minutes i go to the bathroom turn on the light look in the mirror and i have a motherfucking beard of period blood the brother never said a word i really wasn't expecting that i thought he was gonna go back and see somebody else doing 69 on the girl's side i don't know

i don't know where it was going but but that was not what I was expecting. That's not where I thought that would end. Do you not taste it? Oh. Like pennies. Damn. Exactly. Well, that was a very interesting fun episode

yeah on your part very disturbing but I guess we're going to do some more research on fetishism well I am actually I'm a bit intrigued to see see Christy hanging around a petrol station full of tippets and a cash point

I'll get all the money for us don't worry about it but yeah guys that was fun Christy hanging around a petrol station. And a cash point. I'll get all the money for us. Don't worry about it. But yeah, guys, that was fun. That was good. Yeah.

That was a good conversation. Good topic. What do you guys think? And if you guys, what? Love it. What do you guys think? If you enjoyed this episode,

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