Tea at Four - Ep 37: Cancel culture, Fyre Fest 2 and sausage fingers

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

Christie and Scott get honest about what they think about cancel culture - Is it okay to still like Kanye's music? Should Fyre Fest 2 be allowed? Plus they play the funniest game of 'none of my business'. 🫖 Follow on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@four.nine 🫖 Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fournine/

hello everybody and welcome back to t-app 4 i'm christy and i'm scott and this is the podcast where we talk all things that should have stayed in the group chat but before we talk um scott let's just address that yes ellie is still here she's just on vacation i sent her away because she needed some sun she did she did she needs some. She needs some vibes. So she'll be back in the next episode. But Scott, we're here today. I know. And we've got a lovely different set. Kind of new little vibe going on. We switched it up a little bit. Do you know what I mean? Kind of shake the table a bit for you people then. Why not? But today's conversation, like, listen. Remember in the group chat when I dropped Fyre fest 2.0 is coming out and apparently the first

set of wave of tickets sold out yeah right there needs to be another documentary because that was sick this is what leads to our conversation today and i really want to talk about cancel culture okay because i'm pretty sure that guy was canceled so the fact that all of a sudden he did get cancelled didn't he for that right all of a sudden the festival's back yeah and it's sold out how though right because if he

because didn't he like defraud people out of like loads of money basically right because they were turning up yeah right

it was just basically fraud yeah fraud so how has he didn't he get like put in jail yeah for six years

this happened in April 2017 so as soon as he's got out he get like put in jail yeah for six six years this happened in april 2017 so as soon as he's got out he's like right let's go right but then i did you know it is i did watch his documentary not documentary but his interview with um what's that guy i love that guy stephen bartley oh yeah he did the interview right bartlett bartlett bartley don't cancel her don't cancel her i find it so it was interesting because yeah i i feel like i was part of the people like yeah you know what but not like i would never support whatever this guy does again but hearing his story and like the emotions he went through and how it affected him and

the whole like process of it it was kind of interesting it kind of made me do you think any of those people that bought tickets were people that were there at the original one maybe to like go again because like sure if i bought a ticket and gone to a festival like that i would not do it no never again but you're not so mad i feel like we're in a day and age where fomo is a big thing that's it it's probably just gonna be a load of tiktokers there just like i'm here at firefest listen they will get mad views if it happens again like oh my god guys so this is the behind the scenes of yeah which is mad but um yeah i feel like fear of missing out probably people that's the reason why people are i mean i'll be i'll be tuned in i'll be watching from my home yeah i will not

be there in a broken tent eating a cheese sandwich and did you see the pictures yeah it was so bad really but cancel culture so what's your view on it do you agree on council culture or like you just think it's a ton of bull? I think it is. I think it's a bit unfair. Sometimes. Sometimes. I think, I don't know, when someone gets cancelled for something really little or if it's something that there isn't even any evidence behind they haven't done. Yeah.

And then all of a sudden it's like they've lost their job, their house, their like everything everyone cuts ties with them i kind of feel like a bit bad for them because it's just i don't know it's a bit harsh isn't it to like lose absolutely everything over just one thing you said wrong okay you're saying that it's a bit harsh but have you yourself have you ever cancelled anyone a situation maybe a celebrity maybe like a friend somebody that you know i don't think i have i don't think i have i think when there was the whole thing with rex orange county okay where he apparently was like getting done for like sexual assault okay

and it felt a bit weird to listen to his music i'm like a big fan as well so i always had to like skip and it was really sad but then like i think he's been like cleared of it now so it's like slowly i'm like not skipping the songs anymore it doesn't feel as weird to listen now but like that's about as much as i've cancelled anyone that's like r kelly i'm not gonna lie i've cancelled him my mind's telling me no but can i just land step in the name of love it's paying out my wedding it has to play disclaimer as well i might have to be like dj just be like disclaimer we still don't agree you know what against him you know no um i cancel robert kelly but r kelly yeah yeah i'm four okay can i say that i'm here for it i stand by him Can I say that That's playing at my wedding I'm so sorry

Step in the name Like we need to You guys will all be there We'll all just be shuffling down Like shit What are you doing But I do remember When it

Like when that news First came out It was just like Whoa It was It was kind of like Michael Jackson People still play

His music now And you're a big fan aren't you christy yeah i'm so sorry i like a bit of michael oh so you're you're on yeah yeah i don't mind i don't know what's that about then do you know okay this is the thing now that now we're doing favoritism because you can't just be like we can't yeah we can't just stick with one and not the other i mean don't get me wrong i feel like i was one of the people tweeting oh my god michael how how how could you this is that but again i don't know if it was real or not but you know if the majority yeah of society and people are like talking about a certain

situation it's all in your face of course you're gonna be convinced to be like yeah maybe it's yeah like maybe it actually is true but his music's just too good for me to like king of pop man yeah king of pop i don't know it's it's hard isn't it it's like a fine line because like i don't know i think when it's music i sort of separate like michael jackson to yeah like you said with r kelly just like you said with R. Kelly you can't MJ to exactly King of Pop and then Michael Jackson that is joyous that kind of like makes me it leads on to like my next set of

questions that can people actually change or are people like say us as the audience so gullible in like just taking on the other not obviously being against the person that's being cancelled I think like i think people should be allowed to change 110 definitely if um i don't know about robert kelly though

yeah i mean he actually yeah is he still in jail yeah he is okay yeah well okay well he's got a lot of time to think about it he can sit there and he can think about what he's done yeah yeah but i think if it's something that like if you've done something that you are allowed to sort of grow or if it's something that's just a bit silly or something yeah then yeah i think we should give people sort of like the green pass the green pass i mean not totally like let them off yeah you shouldn't have done that yeah but i guess it's it's all right to call people out but i feel like once you're a celebrity once you're in the limelight it's mad like i would rather be rich than famous 100 i would hate it i would hate

being famous yeah just in case like remember back in the day i think something happened i don't know who it was around but then people like searching back to people's old tweets yeah and then i think that was a point where i was like have i ever tweeted something mad myself when i was before i even came on the podcast i was like do i do it like what if there's something what if i get cancelled like it is so scary it is scary jinx jinx but no it is it is i think it is it's really even like the whole of like social media it's like i'm starting to get scared to even like it's like scary to post things now because it's like you don't want to like put a foot wrong or anything that's it a text keyboard warriors come for you listen listen listen and the twitter the twitter ones especially yeah fred's fred's fred's comments on instagram

you were talking about um lizzo yes so right i'm i'm quite a big fan of lizzo i like her yeah i feel bad for her even when the allegations came out about obviously her being like wasn't it just really rude to her dancers and all that sort of stuff i just didn't believe it because like she all she uses is like her platform to like uplift people yeah of course yeah and i just i didn't believe it anyway but then now she's sort of come back and she's like counter suing them saying that it never happened but it could be i don't want to believe that is true and i also do feel like when someone's in the limelight as well, people have that kind of, they can play the upper hand where it's like, I can say something that's going to ruin your career.

Well, this is the thing. She posted a video the other day, just like dancing around in a bikini. I went and looked at the comments. All of them were like, don't think we've forgotten. And that's like, that's scary. I'll be back. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, literally. No. So like, I do understand cancel culture and like i hear it because it does need to be out in it doesn't need to be out there as well but i do feel like there's a what's the word there's a level to it there's yeah where do we go too far that's it yeah you're ruining some like because it must it must be horrible as well literally if you're that famous yeah getting absolutely cancelled by everyone everywhere everyone's like hurling abuse at you

you don't want to leave the house no i'll be stuck like curtains closed i'll try to come out like cover my face up but people still kind of i'll be sending someone out to get like the delivery and everything i wouldn't even want to even attack that person as well like yeah go with your support it's you that's making them eat how dare you they said x y and z am I wrong I think it is too much I hear

let's go more for calling out letting that person be accountable for their action and then allowing them to transition into this new person they've learned from what they are you know yeah going through when they put a foot wrong tell them but give them like the space and like obviously give them another chance because like you can't just like totally throw everyone in the bin i find really funny though i'm not gonna

this is what i'm very funny right you know when some A celebrity or some Like an influence Done something wrong They're so quick That long paragraph On the status Multiple stories Tapping through The black screen The big paragraph Yeah

I find that mad But I feel like I feel like Cause in my mind I'm going to be rich Not famous Yeah I don't want to be famous

I want to be rich Yeah But I'm gonna have a template Already drafted Damage control Damage control Just in case Yeah just in case I don't think I will but I'm going to have a template already drafted damage control damage control just in case yeah just in case

I don't think I will because I'm I don't do you think do you think I'd ever be cancelled I don't think so you don't think so I don't think you would be

oh thank you but if I if somebody I hope not you watch EastEnders or cancel you because of that actually yeah cancel her for that one

I will have my statement my PR team boom management yo when you're ready slap that on kind regards thanks management yeah Christy at the end actually yeah cancel her for that one i will have my statement p like my pr team boy management yo when you're ready slap that on kind regards thanks management yeah christy at the end you know i mean but um yeah i find it so funny like people are very on edge yeah people are waiting for their cancel that's it though it's like you can't you can't step a foot wrong anymore because it's like i feel like everyone's becoming more and more sensitive to everything. Like, Oh, if I say this,

if I do this, this is wrong. And it's like, I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen now. Like where, where does it go? Is anyone allowed to like,

it's, it's a hard one. Cause to be honest with you, the one, the one person that I feel very upset for, and I feel like it's really like damaging their lives is Kanye West. Yeah. He's sort of lost. He's gone, gone. Everything yeah like he's gone gone and um i feel like from someone that's been in the

limelight from a very like young years yeah he's been pretty much my whole life right so we've seen his ups yeah and his downs And right now It's just a A mad spiral But then do you think He deserves to be cancelled? There's certain things I'm like What was it he done?

He He was anti-semitic though Yeah he was So that one 110% That is I don't support that No

You are cancelled Definitely not Cancelled, declined Negative, unauthorized no access access denied like exactly yeah no but it's it's not weird but it's like his talent has now been like yeah totally overthrown yeah and not even just his music his like fashion as well like didn't adidas totally yeah seven and now adidas are making their own versions of yeezys yeah i've seen them as well all the crop coming out but it's it's don't you think it's sorry don't you think it's interesting though that i feel like we everyone does it where if it's

because they're someone who's talented and they're in the the limelight of what we enjoy and what we like yeah we're less likely to want to cancel them whereas if it's like a politician it's like yeah fuck you you're gone straight away you wouldn't think about it because there's yeah there's nothing for us to sort of like hold on to is that yeah i mean we just don't we don't really care about the the politics do we clearly we don't care what's happening in number 10 or what who what england have done now what do you know i mean taxes are going up canceled a lot of them do you know what I mean Taxes are going up Canceled a lot of them Do you know what I mean

The ones that do the roll tax Yeah I drive right And those potholes I'm gonna cancel the mayor Cancel the roll tax man I'm cancelling your border you guys Because why am I driving And my tyres are still like

Going through pain Because of you You're bleeding potholes Like fix your potholes And fix them now I pay roll tax True Do you know what I mean

Yeah where is Where is Christy's roll tax true do you know i mean yeah where is christie's thank you where is my roll tax going yo like hello hi prime minister number 10 sort it out but um no that's a very good point bobby because it's like our talent people that we like call politicians i mean i do feel bad for some people because i i don't like i like you know be kind yeah spread love yeah people can change you know don't matter politicians but like yeah people can change but um yeah it's weird i'm more prone to forgive and forget yeah the artist i do get that though you know but then i guess if he was to sort of grow apollo has he apologized for his comments at all or is he just sort of straight up i don't know and i don't think

yeah i mean i haven't heard it so yeah yeah yeah it is what it is isn't it yeah maybe maybe he stays cancelled maybe you can think about it as well i think it's a word for kanye being cancelled even though he's a great talent His catalogue is I hate to say that I should cancel someone But yeah definitely get cancelled for that Is there one thing that you've cancelled That you stand by No I don't

The thing is I don't think I'd like When I see people getting cancelled online I never feel like it Really affects me that much almost sometimes what about i don't know like with the whole lizzo thing i just sort of like felt bad for her okay what about the situation drum bar big brother yes forgot her name um damn i forgot her name oh my god i forgot her name what is her name oh let's go find her name roxanne yes yes yeah yeah yeah um basically do you remember the episode yeah so it was big brother and she didn't she say that she got like

punched in the stomach yeah and like went around to like other people in the house yeah and um by ryan ryan thomas in it yeah was he on emmerdale was he on emmerdale as well yeah so um yeah went round and then it turned out that like obviously she was making it up because like we'd all seen what happened anyway and cried and like told everyone else about him and said she was too scared to like be around him and then yeah she just she got kicked out didn't she yeah but it ruined that it kind of like affected the ryan thomas's i felt so horrible he was crying his eyes out in the diary room when that happened the emotions that is horrible though like that's like that's that's like that's

a case where like he would have been cancelled for something like that right that's what i'm saying he didn't do it yeah that's just so with cancel culture you've got to be very very very careful ways and the effects on people's mental health for one because obviously because see that's it right so she just she's made a claim and like everyone was like oh my god yeah but this is it's like on social media it's the same but on an even bigger scale right i can just say something and people just pick it up right with it start like bombarding people with hate before you've even got the full story yeah crazy i know can you imagine social media social media social media this world this world we work in and i hope that none of us in here ever get cancelled because yeah fingers crossed for

everyone in the room no no no for all we're not gonna get cancelled anyway because we're not we're not we're too yeah we're too pure and we we care about everybody and everyone minus the politicians but we're not gonna be politicians anyway yeah exactly it's fine um but i wanna play like a quick game with you about cancer culture before we wrap wrap up is i'm gonna list a few like celebrities names and then you're gonna have to guess what they were cancelled what they were cancelled for yeah all right okay so first one jk rowling hey disclaimer before you guys cancel me for pronouncing people's names right english is not my first language just letting you guys know merci bon first person jk rowling rolling rolling she was transphobic wasn't she yep under fire in early

june 2020 for controversial tweets she posted about the transgender community fam they found her house did they yeah they found her they found her house and I was like that's what you get yeah it actually serves her right right yeah serves her right and she's an author as well

like of all of those I she's a Harry Potter one yeah okay I'm gonna say Tracy Beacon Tracy Beacon no

Jacqueline Wilson it's Tracy Beacon don't cancel me cancel her cancel her like I said English is not my first language okay

yeah I know Will Smith Will Smith um well I think it could have been like two things okay

so wasn't didn't he like was it him that cheated or was it Jada that like cheated? Did he get like cancelled because Jada was like, do you not remember that whole Red Table talk? That whole drama? Jada got cancelled.

I don't think she got cancelled. No, I don't know if he got kind of cancelled for it because it was like, oh, Will's just like, just lets Jada go and like sleep with other men. And he's just like, he's just like a little bitch basically. No. Is that not it though no not that one right making that up then okay what's the second thing that you think it is the the punch was it the golden globes the punch the slap yeah yeah chris rock all right what about um adam levin the guy from maroon 5. What did they sing again? This love. Levine. Adam Levine.

Adam Levine. Adam Levine from Maroon 5. From Maroon 6. Adam Levine. I actually would not know. I wouldn't know. This love has taken this toll on me. She said goodbye. So anytime before.

So his Cancellation scandal Was cheating A cheating scandal After A cheating scandal With somebody called Summer I don't know how to pronounce that

Surname Stroff Stroff So the girl posted it on TikTok that she Allegedly had an affair With the married musician right was he not the one that was messaging a woman and while his wife was pregnant and he was

like popping up chatting to her okay that makes a bit more sense because i mean if he just like sort of like had an affair then surely like that isn't like a cancel worthy thing right like obviously it's not a good thing to do but your wife is pregnant yeah no the whole pregnancy thing no yeah no that's cancelable okay i was like really cringy messages as well what was it yeah it was very very weird there was loads of memes i'm now obsessed with you yeah and she's like aren't you like married and he's like yeah but it's a bit complicated holy fuck holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd can you imagine that's so weird can you imagine how could you be sending those messages like if

that's your wife surely you live together so under the same roof imagine as your pregnant wife was in labor and you're still and you're doing that i'm cancelling you the whole family is cancelling you too interesting yeah literally interesting and I've wrote here James Corden but I don't know

why he got cancelled but I heard he was cancelled apparently is James Corden cancelled isn't he just a bit annoying yeah he was mean in a restaurant apparently he was mean

okay how mean how mean yeah because you know some British people was he like that's it I'd go over

I'd grab them fingers Damn He's got such a like A lovely person Serna online Yeah And loves his shows and stuff I do know someone

That bumped into him once In Shoreditch Yeah And this was actually like It was under like six months ago And he was just like With his kids And she said that she like

Bumped into him And was like Oh my god Like I'm a big fan Like can I get a photo And apparently he was just like with his kids and she said that she like bumped into him was like oh my god like i'm a big fan like can i get a photo and i apparently he was a bit like sort of standoffish but yeah he was in shoreditch on like just shopping with his kids the main strip yeah apparently his kids were going up to like up to him like saying like oh can i have this he was like no so apparently the kitchen made his dish wrong so he sent it back they remade the dish but sent it with fries instead of salad which is when james corden began yelling you can't do your job you can't do your job maybe i should go into the kitchen and cook the omelette myself oh maybe you're just

hungry to be fair that is me i would take the chips over the salad though and just like be done with it i'm not gonna lie he's cancelled for having salad over yeah yeah that's what you should be cancelled for actually maybe it's one of them salads you know them salads like the duck salad apparently at a place that is 10 10 yeah it could have been like a special maybe he went there specifically for the salad and the fries it was the last to the edge yeah no you can't speak you can't speak to service workers like that no okay last person um last celebrity christy waku why was she cancelled the list is very long all right then scott well okay that was interesting um very interesting topic

probably a lot um of things that you know we could have gone through like a lot of people that we could have like I'm sure there's more many people yeah and many to come and many to come but that is none of our business it is none of our business and that leads me to

go on to a little game that we're gonna play called none of my business so do you want to intro it okay yeah okay so it's none of my business is it's sort of like it's not particularly a game but it's a trend that's sort of been going around on tiktok where people just sort of try and read out things that are just absolutely none of their business true nothing to do with them at all but like sort of

like really random and funny so i have i have prepared some have you prepared some as well i've prepared some should we go like do we do like one each yeah i guess so yeah yeah right do you want to start okay how do i say it's none of my business and then just just something that you like here's something that i think is none of my business. Here is something I think that is none of my business, Scott, yeah. Okay. King's Charles sausage fingers is none of my business. I mean, yeah. Yeah.

He won't be holding my hand. It doesn't concern you, does it? It doesn't concern me, but I just had to say that. It's not your hand he's holding. That is none of my business. That is a good one here's one okay the back room of corner shops doesn't concern me at all don't want to know what goes on back there you know you sometimes seem like coming in and out as well do you know do you know what another one is the back room of the chicken and chip shop.

Anything behind the fryer with the wings in it doesn't know nothing to do with me. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. None of our business. Oh my days. Here's one. Yeah.

The contents of your school teacher's handbag. Absolutely none of my business. Oh. What's in there what would miss actually have what do you need to bring to this school besides a pen do you know what i mean and your phone maybe or a revision note yeah always massive and they're always like in a rucksack right north faced up off to the festival what is in that bag is you going camping sir that's a good one that's a good one um so mcdonald's chicken nuggets and what they're made from is none of my business the funniest thing is i had that one down as well i had that

yeah that i'll eat them but yeah Just don't tell me What Like what I'm eating To be honest I'm gonna be a pescatarian Soon anyway But Crazy

Yeah Crazy scenes What were the Rumours that you had When you were young About what they were made of Beak Feet

Like nails Sat in like No It's made of chicken eyes That's it Yeah Or like little chickens That they've Shredded in the blender Yeah I was like no Yeah's made of chicken eyes that's it yeah or like little chickens that they've

shredded in the blender yeah I was like no yeah man chicken balls chicken balls like chicken balls oh

oh that's what I heard and just so mad like facts you'll be eating it and you're feeling the little thing thinking

no this is this is really bad right so I used to I was one of those kids that used to peel chicken nuggets i used to peel all the batter off and just leave this little like used to look like a scallop and i never used to do it after a good after i found out it was like chickens like blended up because it really put me off did you watch that show that apparently

there's like a documentary or something that you'd watch and it'll put you off food what is it called i think i might have seen that you know i'm talking about and it's like how they like the whole chicken industry yeah yeah none of my business yeah go on your turn right um where your suitcase actually goes when you drop it off at the airport oh don't know none of my business that's a good one but i'm quite intrigued because the way my suitcase came back from jamaica right i said who fought you why are you better than bruce literally there was one lady when like you put it on that scale and it's like after that no but joy is there was an interesting scene in toy story yeah right i saw this really interesting documentary interesting scene and then i think they're trying to find woody and andy andy yeah woody

yeah the other girl and like you could like bear yeah and it was like oh yeah i used to think that's actually what it was like yeah i'd love to love to know But it's none of our business We're not applying anytime soon so Oh the fitness app Telling me how many steps I've taken today That is none of my business I don't want to know that I've done four steps Oh my gosh

And it's also even worse Like it'll say that and then Like a little fact sheet Like the average person in the uk walks 3k and i've only done 400 you haven't closed your rings today can you can you go for a run that's none of your business and none of my business so leave me alone at all right for real on the topic of iphones yeah the headphones volume alert oh None of my business I'm just like get off That is such an annoying

So annoying And it used to turn the volume down But they've stopped doing that now I'm so glad they stopped that Because I literally It's like bling I just look at it and I'm like Oh my gosh

Okay that's a good one That's a very good one That's a very very good one What else is none of my business How many shots I took In Jamaica That's a very good one. That's a very, very good one. What else is none of my business? How many shots I took in Jamaica. And my face is round. It was my business because I saw it all in your story.

But none of my business. It was none of your business. None of my business. My face is round. It is what it is. Leave me alone. How about that? Yeah, none of my business. Yeah.

Trying to think what else I've got that's none of my business. How the food is cooked at Wetherspoons. It has a very bland taste. Yeah, none of my business. And do you remember there was that guy on TikTok that got like, he was showing in the kitchen how they do it all and he got like fired. Good, fire him. I don't want to know.

Because by the time I'm eating weatherspoon's food i'm already too wasted to know how to know how it tastes if i'm in there looking at the food menu so yeah that's a good one a very good one oh i've got a great one to round off right go on you guys watching this podcast and listening to this podcast thinking what the hell are they talking about but you guys are enjoying it exactly that is none of our business it is none of our business who listens but we appreciate you guys and we hope you guys stick around because that is our business don't cancel us yeah that rounds up that is none of our business it is none of our business yeah so next we're gonna play

our favorite game you guys's favorite game don't spill the tea okay my friend in a whatsapp group only posts links to funny videos sometimes i just add a crying laughing emoji without reading i did it last week only to find out that it was a video of her dog's funeral black dress and everything silent since on the group chat i think i have to leave that nearly got me because i thought the dog was in a black dress for its funeral. This is why, you know. I hate, I love it when my friends send me like TikToks and stuff.

But sometimes you've got to watch it because. Yeah. Even just a little like. Just what's going on little. Yeah. Can you imagine laughing and then saying. Ha ha. Ha ha.

That is a madness. Yeah. Exit the group chat immediately all right piece of her dog though for real man i was once at a friend's villa in italy for a party there was this stray cat not gonna lie it didn't look his best a bit off ear very thin unhealthy fur my boyfriend felt really sorry for it so he started stroking it a few strokes in the cat sharted on him the sound was disgraceful in shock he got up and washed his hand but for the rest of the holiday we called him sharty wait so the cat did not just put why is it sharp like is that good enough like things to term to use like how do you know the cat sharted like would it not just be like oh this cat's like shit on me no it actually was like

and the process is skinny like it'll be a skinny like it turned it on. Oh, God. Okay. When my sister and I were about six to nine years old, we would lay in bed and put a bit of wee on our fingers and try to dab it on each other's necks and behind our ears as we shrieked, Perfume! Perfume! Now I only need to say the word in front of her

to make her feel uncomfortable. Where were they getting the wee? When you're laying in bed. Oh! We used to lay in bed and we'd touch a little bit of wee. Where's the wee come from? Let me piss on your finger.

Oh! Where's the we come from? Let me piss on your finger. Oh! I know they say sister bonding time, but that's not the type of bonding that I want to be doing with my sister. Not me and my siblings. No, thank you.

That scared me. Perfume. The thing is you can really see that though can't you yeah yeah I can see it

but like oh now I'm gonna question every little still very concerned as to where the week right are they pissing on each other they got a little like

cup by the side of the bed do you know what I mean oh a little cup yeah not you making the noise that's out of order that is horrible that is horrible that is that she is out of order prison we! Whoever done that. For the kid then. Okay, ready?

My boyfriend was on a stag do and I was home, bored and drunk. I went online and I found a magician. I said I'd been let down for a big party and could he come quickly and entertain us?

The look of absolute fear when he found me wide-eyed and alone wanting to see magic he did four tricks and then left would you do that pick a card Eddie card pick a card any card he must be thinking

what the hell he's like again again again no that is yeah couldn't she just like what

like I just no that's just one of the ones where I was like what the fuck why in a day and age where we have netflix disney right go out for a walk or something i would rather you walk outside

find that go outside by a pub and look look into the pub while people are enjoying themselves i would rather you do that oh my god wow oh funny hey that was funny so you think we should get a magician on now last two met a girl recently

who's absolutely perfect I think she's the one only problem is her name is Stacy and my name is Gavin Gavin and Stacy I don't think that's that bad

that's alright that's quite funny that'd be nice Gavin and Stacy fumed don't think that's that bad That's alright That's quite funny That'd be nice Gavin and Stacey Feud wedding Yeah I'd like that Go down Barry Island

Yeah I'd like that Oh god choking On water Okay one more I had a boyfriend once Who called me a couch potato Just because I used to spend My Sundays

Watching rom-coms in bed this pissed me off so before i broke up with him i spent my sunday skinning four bags of potatoes and placing the skins on every chair in his flat now who's the couch potato crazy bitch couch potato yeah god I don't know how I'd feel if I came back to her

why are you pressed yeah let me eat my potato in peace yeah you know and a couch potato and you're smart no no let me land let me land I'm letting potato and you're just mad no no let me let let me let you land i'm letting you land do you know a bag of potato potato itself is ugly

it's all deformed and stuff so to be called a couch potato that's a violation yeah yeah yeah Christy went to have let me eat my potato let me eat my potato in peace yeah she was just watching rom-coms but yeah yeah she wasn't even eating a potato

she was just getting called a couch potato oh that's why I was laughing so much but still yeah man let me

this whole highlight's real just when Christy doesn't get it no but honestly yeah even if she wasn't eating a potato let her be a potato with beast then let her be a couch potato

no I'm on her side for that for real man big up the couch I'd put more than potato peelers down the sofa do you know what I mean what would you put

I'd crumble up digestives all over oh that's the worst that's bad oh so then when they sit on the sofa and like it goes it comes out the creases

and they're like stuck to your leg oh your hand down there for the remote you've done this before in it no it's happened to me before and i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy oh fair enough i'm so sorry yeah uni hall sofas cancel that person that did it that's cancelled yeah that was crazy it was right what an episode i'm gonna go make potatoes when i get home hopefully i don't get cancelled can you imagine no no i feel like today's topic was 10 10 and honestly we should continue talking about in the in the group chat and if anything else pops up just drop it in because i've got time keep it going i've got time i've got time and you know there'll be

someone else cancelled tomorrow anyway do you reckon yeah do you reckon yeah i think people love it don't they yeah i don't love it but people love the drama they do and drama is what we live for what we're here for as well so we're here for that we're here for all the drama spill all the tea and the juices and with that being being said, that was Tea at Four. Right? But if you guys have enjoyed this episode, you guys are listening at home, watching on YouTube, on your way to work and listen to this on your commute,

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