Tea at Four - Ep 38: Christie's Roman Empire, Are We Simpy or Sweet and Answering Reddit's Wild Questions

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

We settle the big question of the week - what IS a girl’s version of the Roman Empire? Is it violence, ghosts, or Molly Mae? Christie, Ellie and Scott answer some of Reddit’s most dividing questions including - weird house rules, hygiene tips, best songs to have sex to, most embarrassing things in their house (obvs Christie’s box of hair) and the best revenge on a cheating boyfriend. Topped off with a game of ‘is it simpy or sweet?’

hi guys welcome back to tf4 i'm christy i'm ellie and i'm scott and this is the podcast where we speak everything that should have stayed in the group chat keep it there keep it there but we're bringing it out today because honestly i need to talk to y'all and you need to talk to me because one of you guys put in the group chat about this thing called the roman empire trend don't get me started and I'm going to stop. And before we start, Scott, do you think about the Roman Empire? Yeah, what is it? Regularly.

No, like I'll be on the bus and I'll like look out the window and I'll be like, oh, that's such an old building. Like, let me like Google that. And like, I imagine like walking around London, like, oh my God, imagine if it was like Roman times or like Victorian times. And like, don't you ever think that i think about things being old and like wow that's been there for a long time but don't think yeah but like it just blows my mind like the other day i found out that like underneath spit spill fields yeah is like a plague pit so when they had the plague there's like there was loads of like dead bodies yeah like literally's Spitalfields. Yeah, like literally right here. Yeah. It was like a huge plague pit.

Not you telling people where we are. But I heard there's one in actually, there's like a park, like a field in South London that apparently that's where there's another plague pit as well. Black Heath. Is that the place? Yeah.

I think so. I know it. I do. Keep the plague on your side. Honestly, my search history. Damn. But yeah, I find it really really weird this trend where a lot of females are asking their boyfriends uh do you think about the roman empire um and then the men are like yeah they do and i'm just like why i think about

maybe where like things will be in the future isn't like how big is london gonna be in like in like 50 years time or like 100 years time like imagine it started really small yeah and now it's massive already so imagine how big it's just gonna get i was on tiktok is london just gonna be england yeah i saw this thing on tiktok the other day and it was like a whole tiktok account called redding is part of london and it was like loads of videos just stating why redding actually is a part of london and it was like loads of videos just stating why redding actually is a part of london which obviously isn't like it's so far but they were like 20 minute tube map it's got a tfl station so apparently redding's part of london now i don't agree redden has a tube yeah elizabeth it does yeah what yeah elizabeth line goes to redding

stop yeah i didn't even know i go on elizabeth flight every single day and i didn't even know that well if you sat on it for a bit longer you'd end up in bed i fell asleep you know me well with this trend trending i did some research right and i feel like i kind of understand why men i don't think they actually do think of the Roman Empire but I feel like they kind of go and focus on the morals of the Roman Empire because obviously everybody wants their own empire right so I'm guessing

in terms of like when you think of Romans gladiators they were you know the strongest the strongest whatever group in the world society Colosseum Colosseum Colosseum Colosseum Colosseum Colosseum Colosseum

Colosseum Colosseum Colosseum yeah that word spit it out Christy I can't say like that was actually it fit like

billions of people in there maybe not billions hundreds of people in there you could like fight in there you could you know build you could drown there

you could sell bombs in there do what you want in there but that's a very big like statement within the roman time era so i'm guessing the roman empire trend for the mandem is basically something that they use as motivation maybe i don't know big and strong that's what i thought yeah gladiators big and strong you know i just think i think it's just like really interesting do you think scott wants to be big and strong do i yeah scott is big and strong do i fit the mold but like i just i only think about it because like i just i don't know it will just spring to mind like do you know like when i look at something i'm like oh my god like imagine

what was here like thousands of years ago yeah i do think that sometimes not on a daily basis yeah that's the way that i think about it but i still think it's probably weird dear the roman empire i'm thinking about i'm walking down the road of the roman empire that's a bit weird but i do kind of get if it's like something that you what's the first thing that pops into your head like for instance what would be the female equivalent of the roman empire something that we always talk about princess diana no i don't really know anything about Princess Diana. Well, I think my parents, my mum's generation, their Roman Empire would be Princess Diana. Because that's basically their best friend.

No, but then that's not a whole girl thing, is it? It is the ladies. It is the ladies. All the old ladies are talking about... Well, we're not talking about old men. We're talking about Roman Empire. It's something that they think about, right? It's something that everybody's thinking about.

Everybody will think about, it's it's something that everybody's thinking about like everybody will think about i'm guessing yeah so i think for us probably there was a point molly may because she could she not no because she's not you're comparing the roman empire to molly yeah because she's got her yeah she's got her money she's got her she's got her she's getting married right she's no yeah, she's getting married. Right. You know, she's a statement girl. Yeah, like, she's walking down the road, what is Molly Mae doing right now? You're talking about very, like, English things right now. Do you think people in Spain

are thinking about Molly Mae? Yeah. Yeah? They have a Spanish version of Molly Mae. Yeah, but then that's not a whole girl thing. So what's that girl equivalent?

Like, something that's just, like, in the back of your mind constantly. How about, um, I think I've got a good one. And I think this is on every female's mind. And you guys are gonna agree with me, right?

Yeah. All right. So, okay, it's going to sound a bit mad, but violence. No. Wait, wait, let me land. Fix your face. Fix your face. In terms of every time walking home or walking to a destination,

violence is always on the back of your mind. Like the first thing in your head, safety. I always clench my keys in my hand just in case somebody tries and i'm like yeah i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready literally i mean yeah i guess so is that no no that's that valid yeah good one yeah so like you're constantly walking down the street like oh my god like what if i get kidnapped right now yeah yeah i guess that pops into mind sometimes yeah so you're sometimes it's like my roman empire whereas dying i get it so you're dying i think about death all the time every single day i will think about dying yeah i have a friend every day because i always think what would i would do in this situation if i was like dying like what would i think like what would i regret not doing so i've constantly just got oh my god

i'm gonna die every single day in my mind so you're basically living in panic every single living every moment like it's the last right i'm living on it no i couldn't do that no i think needs a safety but violence yeah yeah but i feel like it reminds me that my life isn't infinite. Because like when you're young, I feel like you always feel like you're going to be young. Yeah. So I'm just kind of like reminding myself

that, no, I'm here for a limited amount of time. I hear that. I hear that. It's not quite as whimsical as the Roman Empire, though, is it? Right, it's a bit, I feel like our one's a bit dark. Yeah.

Anything lighthearted to bring to the table, guys. It's a bit dark Yeah Anything light hearted to bring to the table guys It's a bit dark ours Mine's ghosts I heard about it but no No I literally think about them all the time Yeah no I think that What if there's one here with us What if there's one right here with me Who died in this building

Maybe we should have Ouija boards No thank you No I would not be on that episode who died in this building maybe we should have Ouija boards no thank you good no no I would not be on that episode I'd be like

I'll come in my holy water not me what about food is that everybody thinks about food yeah but that's like

come on you have to think about food otherwise you will literally die what about thinking if you were like a famous person? Oh no. Like walking down the road and being like,

God, imagine if I was just like an A-lister right now. I couldn't get down this road because there's too many paparazzi. Do you ever think about that? No. I think about that on a daily basis. Yeah. Death and being famous.

Death and being famous. It's quite a different. No in between. It's quite concerning do you ever think about being famous no i thought about it like since i've been like five being famous yeah yeah like just like just having everything like handed to you that'd be so fun no like i wouldn't be able to walk down the street. There's something wrong with me if I don't think about that. Not sure, Roman Empire. I haven't thought about it.

I told you, mine is food. No, that's like a natural thing. Okay, fine. Yeah, that one's a good one. What I think about every single day. Yeah. Nas, what he's doing right now. Money.

Money, yeah. Money, I guess. My Roman Empire. No, what I think about every single day is my kids my twins that i'm gonna have in future oh i get that yeah i get that too yeah yeah future kids literally every time i like pick up like things that if they're in pairs or like something stuck together i'm like yeah my twins that's they're my twins have you got like twins in the family or is it i do but let's just pray that i have twins myself. Really? Yeah, because if not, then twins.

And they'll be in a podcast with us, like, hey guys, is that my twins? Yeah. One on each arm of the chair. That's what I think about. So like,

we've gathered that, I feel like the female empire debate, Roman empire debate, is basically very vast, whereas you guys, it's just basically one thing. Right? Yeah, I guess so. so no i think violence is a

good one for women violence which is quite sad but i think that yeah it does make sense yeah i think it goes to show you guys have more worries we have to because they ain't safe yeah yeah definitely isn't but yeah so that basically wraps up that conversation and if if anybody at home, what is your Roman Empire equivalent? Make sure you guys comment down below or even just send us a little, you know, message on the TikTok and let us know what it is so we can kind of like debate and see.

Are we really on the right path here or are we thinking about something else? Yeah, I don't know. Might have to go have a Google after this. So whilst you're Googling that, we're going gonna move on to answering the most weirdest reddit questions and i feel like this will be quite interesting because reddit is quite an interesting search engine right is it a search engine it is

yeah i feel like is it a search engine is it kind i don't know i just thought it's a random page a random page yeah it's just like where people ask questions and then like a forum yeah forum that's a forum page so we're going to be answering the weirdest reddit questions are you guys excited yeah i'm actually really excited and that is some honest answers the truth and nothing but nobody should plead the fifth thank you so yeah let's go thank you so yeah let's go all right that was the tea yeah all right okay cool so we're gonna start with what i like this question actually because i feel like we can ramble on a lot about this one but what are you starting to dislike more as you get older men

no i feel like they just get pickier as you get older when you're young you're just like i hear you i mean yeah i get that what about you scott um buying clothes oh i just think it's bloody long yeah i hate i hate doing it now yeah no i actually get that yeah i'm not very um overdresser i'm not an overdresser yeah no it's like i will order clothes like once a year anyway and then just won't buy clothes again because it's just so expensive and i just can't be able to sit for hours looking through like online shopping and yeah. Yeah, maybe making an effort. Fuck that.

And then you just like mentor out there. How are you going to make sense? I think mine would be it's really bad, but kids, school kids. And it's crazy because we were school kids at a point. Yeah. So I'm starting to dislike them more because it's like, when I want to go out, it's like, oh, I need to make sure, oh, the kids are out.

The kids are on the street. I was never that loud on the bus. Never was I. I was never that annoying. Never was I. I don't mind. Maybe I've met the annoying ones. I don't see them that often.

I don't think you want to see them. Because it will actually, do you know what I'm saying? When you're commuting as well you like you want to enjoy like your music yeah right if you're not listening to music you just want to listen to the sounds of the world right around you and then you just hear yeah yeah yeah but kids are the sound of the world just annoying no it's not my world not my world not my world but i want to you know have a nice chill commute and i'm just hearing bear noise like oh yeah okay look at this when you've got that uniform on please and thank you all right cool next one what is the most ridiculous rule you've heard

someone have for their house family or children you know what i don't get like when you get older like i still go out with people my age now and they have to go home because their parents don't like them being out oh my god yeah i'm like that's weird come on yeah as soon as you're 18 there's no bedtime yeah i feel because that's just like so restrictive in. Yeah. And it's just a bit like, let your children go. Yeah. It's about, let them fly from the nest, you know? Let them... Twiddle away.

Okay. Scott, what about you? So, like, weirdest rule at someone's house. Yeah, the weirdest, ridiculous rule you've heard someone have for their house, family or children. I definitely have got more, but, you know, when it's hard to... Yeah to yeah i'm not sure if i can i don't go to many houses with rules like i'm not sure if i'm just a free spirit i don't obey no ridiculous rule i feel like i've had one that it's basically a certain time walking to the house backwards what what what time at what

5pm better come in backwards I don't know but I remember I think it's late when it's late at night something about

walking into your house backwards I think it's to do with like just bad vibes superstition yeah spiritual thing

yeah I feel like there could be loads of weird house rules though and I want to know more why did you shake like that? To be fair, my mum never let me put a mirror at the end of my bed.

Whoa. Wait, why do you want a mirror at the end of your bed? Well, I don't know. Like, is this just a good place? I actually now have a wardrobe just, like, at the end of my bed that the mirror's there. But she said you're never allowed to have it because apparently it brings spirits into the house.

Hey. But I haven't got any spirits in the house, hopefully. Hey. Chai. bring spirits into the house hey but i haven't got any spirits in the house hope hopefully so hey chai that's a bit ridiculous isn't it yeah yeah i wouldn't want a mirror at the end of my bed imagine you're waking up right just like who the hell was that i'd scream like i don't know like i never really noticed that it's at the end of my bed it's just there I mean if I'm laying down I'm looking up

so I'm not really looking at my toes I know some people have got mirrors on their ceilings I definitely want a mirror on my ceiling really

yeah I'd love a mirror on my ceiling not that anything happens in my bed you know hi just you know self love

hi you look pretty today thank you self love I don't want mine for self love we know what you want yours for honeymoon i'll say for honeymoon all right that recently christy um this is a jamaican thing yeah a lot of my jamaican friends yeah walking back backwards in the house but i always thought

not ridiculous i've always thought that that's a bit intriguing. Yeah, I've never heard of that. What does it say? It doesn't say. They're all TikToks that are like, can't date outside my culture. I don't want to explain why I have to walk into the house backwards. Yeah, it's like, oh. I can't find anything past 12am. Past 12am, yeah. Walking to the house backwards.

For real, so that's that. Okay. I used to not be allowed to say fart. Huh? You wouldn't be allowed to fart? I wouldn not be allowed to say fart huh you wouldn't be allowed to fart oh that's so good she's just inflated for all of the years i was like come on it's human nature i know your smell but or vagina really yeah i don't have any like were they like swear words in the household yeah i. Aww. I wasn't allowed to watch certain music videos.

For instance, they were like, I think there was that Don't Child, Dirty, Christiane Gagliero, Dirty got us in trouble. Really? Like, really? Ladies, turn it off. Turn it off. I think that was a very ridiculous household because it's like, sex sells, sex is everywhere. It is a sexy music video. Yeah, I hear it, but but sex is everywhere what do you want me to do that's true yeah you can't stop it from happening oh no actually i've got one as well not sitting on

the sofa my mom like clean freak if she's on that sofa for at least an hour and a half you're not allowed to sit on it and she would go like mad if you sat on the sofa interesting i've just cleaned that why are you messing it up oh we're gonna mess it up again anyway yeah you're supposed to sit on a sofa what do you want me to do mom hover can you ignore that next one all right cool oh next one what are some hygiene tips you wish more people knew how to use deodorant fair fair fair because I oh no carry on

oh no I was just saying I mean at 8am there's no reason for you to be smelling the way you do on public transport well shake the table true

um what I think one big thing for me is wearing outside clothes sitting sitting sitting on the bed yeah

outside clothes because if you realise how dirty public transport is in general I never yeah I never actually think about that I just do it all the time

though I hear it but when you actually do you just get tucked into bed sometimes I do like if I'm like if I'm just really tired

when I get home I just go have a little lie down for a bit I saw that video of somebody I think they were the TFL and they're like hitting

the seat and all the dust is coming out i said lord god then i was like i could never like take that shit off like and if you sit on my bed i just you know i'm going back to being cavemen i do that that's another one of my little... Yeah, I always think about, we are cavemen deep down, still. We literally are. So, like, the amount of dirt that we've all gone through as cavemen, it's not that deep, is it? A bit of dust on the tube.

A bit of tube dust. Tube dust, okay, cool. Yeah, I mean, personally, I wouldn't want that in my bed. I heard that 40% of men have poo in their beard because they don't wait what in their what in their beard because i don't wash their hands after going to the toilet that's like the one of um like the mcdonald's screens like where people like test like the

mcdonald's yeah and then there's apparently they've actually got like loads of like traces of like poo on them because like no one washes their hands that's why i use my knuckles when it comes to touching everything i'll be like this christy's like elbowing her middle that's disgusting yeah i literally asked someone on a dating app the other day because he had a mustache i was like how often do you wash your mustache i thought i'm not i'm not anything he said two to three times no he said every other day and then i googled how often you should wash it it was two three times a week. I was like, you know what?

That's all right. Well, I'm fair. I'm still not meeting him though. All the mandem out there, you heard what Ellie said. So make sure you wash your beards. Yeah, wash your beards. Wash it good.

Okay. What about any other hygiene tips? Do you want to do the next question? No. Okay, cool. Ooh. I feel like this next question, I feel like Scott is going to be the best person

because after our last episode where you were like getting paid back and stuff. And maybe Ellie, you might have a little bit of a little inkling that might even surprise me a bit. Shimmy going on there. So what is the best revenge on a cheating partner? I'll start with Scott.

Ooh. The best revenge. Cheating partner. I'll start with Scott. Oh. The best revenge. It depends how they cheated. Oh, okay. I'm going for a different one. This cheating was bad. Right, so is that like photo evidence? Exposed.

We're getting very good. Sorry. It's going to your mum on Facebook. Fair. No, I would do that anyway no prisoners taken that's like standard yeah don't do anything your mom wouldn't expect you to do that's how you're gonna get the revenge yeah mine would be like yeah no nice bend if you want to take the high road or the low roads you can just like Sleep with his brother What's that the high road That's the high road That's the low road

Okay Or Tell his mum And then literally Just forget about him For the rest of your life Because I feel like If you're

I don't know I feel like cheating people Are like Narcissistic in some way Especially if they're Hiding it like Behind the waves So it gets to them

When you can just Cut them off And like it feels like It means nothing to you It gets to them when you can just cut them off and it feels like it means nothing to you it gets to their ego you know so sometimes no revenge

is the best revenge I was going to say that I don't have time for revenge because I ain't got time and energy and patience for it

and hopefully somebody else gets you not me yeah exactly yeah exactly you're such a grown woman thank you I've been through i know listen you post

it on linkedin that would be a really good revenge not them not you have been tagged on linkedin oh now that's some that's actually yeah guys please don't try this at home okay if a crime happened at your home what would be the most embarrassing thing the cops would find while investigating my box of hair that i keep you've got a box of hair oh yeah yeah when i cut my hair i keep a box of hair why just from the memories i've got a box of teeth oh my god but at least the fine that's very scary it's in the loft but basically because my mom obviously she picked up my teeth pretending to be the food the tooth fairy the tooth fairy yeah and then i found a tooth on the side after she

obviously picked it up and i was like why is there a tooth here she's like oh it's mine and i was like why is one of your teeth on the side she's like oh i just kept my teeth when i was younger so then i thought it was like some sort of family tradition so you started keeping my teeth and i kept them saving up just bank in with the tooth fairy all at once yeah there'll be somewhere in the last yeah like my mum did used to do that as well and when we were moving house the moving guys dropped the box and like it broken all of the teeth went like everywhere and like it was she was really sad about it because it was like all of our baby teeth like that she'd saved when they'd fallen out i think you only need to save

one tooth i don't know i don't think we Yeah, it's a bit weird having all of them. Yeah. Like, stay in good condition. Lose that dentures. Yeah. Wait, will they stay in good condition? Yeah, do they, like, go off over time? Surely not. No, they're bones, aren't they?

I don't know. Interesting. Hmm. Yeah. That's the one thing that doesn't go off. True. I don't think there's anything else weirder in my house. Yeah. I mean, I've got some weird fancy

dress outfits that's about it yeah yeah they probably find my wig from when i dressed up as a yeah yeah too bad other than that i don't think there's anything that weird in my room it probably is but i can't remember it's what it is i actually got broken into once when i was at uni and i was the only one awake and i thought i was tripping out i was like no there's not actually someone in the house and they literally had the key in my door to my bedroom and i was stark naked as well like i sleep naked so i literally just called the police in time so they run out but if they've broken in i would have been there oh my god start naked what shock how old were you at uni sort of like 20 yeah all right if your best friend puts a gun to your head what are your last words

you bitch why why is my best friend got a gun to my head yeah they're not really your best friend if they're doing that yeah that's true

yeah what's going on there I'd be like well for this you're getting haunted actually this is not the last you've seen of me I'm coming for you

are they actually using my gun are they gonna shoot at the end I'm guessing well yeah I guess so it's like what were your last words

oh okay last words I'll probably say something that's gonna trigger them like yeah I slept with yeah was slept with yeah i slept with your pal yeah you know you know you know you know everything about like your best friend just like their biggest insecurity just like cut low before before they kill you yeah yeah and they're like who did that oh yeah cool then i'll call on you yeah yeah all right what is the hottest thing a guy can say to you during sex

oh um nothing i was thinking that i just like a little bit of moan i feel like dirty talk is a bit like yeah i'm not into it unless you're really into it it's a bit weird yeah the hottest thing the hottest thing i like my but men don't tend to moan during bed. They feel like they have to be silent. Can you make some sound, please? Can you hear a pin drop in it? Now, um... I can't be doing all the work here.

That is actually funny, though. Oh. Okay. What insult has... What insult have your parents said that is stuck in your head as an adult jesus it's getting deep in here um i once went downstairs to go out and i had like a t-shirt on that i like hadn't ironed yeah and my mom was like what the fuck are you going out dressed as? A crisp packet? Do you know what? I respect it.

Young people don't iron anymore. Yeah, I don't. I actually don't. I'm the only one in my house and I don't understand it. No, I don't iron anymore. You don't iron? I used to. Now I don't.

Since I got to uni, I haven't ironed. I hang my t-shirts up to dry so they don't crease. I can't. No, my mum used to and now she doesn't as well. We've gone off the line.

I love ironing. It is quite therapeutic, but... No, I love it. Is it a lost trade? Like, is there going to be no like... Yeah, I think so. Is there going to be no more ironing anymore? I mean,

there's like steamers now, but even the steamer's just like... And then you... But why? Just to make my... To get the creases out so you look nice and pretty. Climate change, guys. Climate change. You're killing the animals just for the sake of some... then you but why why just to get the creases out so you look nice climate change guys

you're killing the animals just for the sake of some straight clothes do you know what's actually funny yeah because my siblings i think my sister she does she doesn't she doesn't like ironing at all but what she does like when my mom's like why haven't you ironed she'll take her straighteners here you go done and she like literally i mean if i have something that's crease and i need to like yeah like desperately i'll just chuck it on its own in the tumble dryer for like five minutes no i've never done that you've got tumbles right i know yeah i haven't got a tumble dryer no i have to iron i'm so sorry like for everyday clothes i have to iron i feel like when i iron it's more i knew you're gonna say that i knew you're gonna say that she's gonna say bed sheets

next and then you just came out of it bed sheets i tell you what my mom i've caught her ironing bed sheets like on the bed yeah so like she'll get the iron out and like go on the end of the hotel room yeah even like like the towels that you use to like like the cloth to clean yeah wipe the cups no iron that

iron like you iron your tea towels how much time do you spend ironing in your life you see me if I know I've got like a stack of things to iron give me

run me a playlist or run me some you know some ghetto ass TV and I'm there like yeah okay next one I love it

it's me time that's so funny it's so fun what next one I love it it's me time that's so funny it's so fun what about cooking I love cooking too but just I can't I can't be in a kitchen

with other people I need to be in a kitchen by myself like get out yeah when it's hot and busy get out of my space get out of my kitchen

yeah get out of my onion space yeah so what insults have your parents said that is stuck in your head as an adult my body deep. Like, sauce.

I'm here for the kids that have been called snakes. Yours is deep. No, they're not that deep. My parents just used to get drunk quite a lot. And then, not quite a lot, but not that deep. Mine's just insults, but I just don't know how to translate. I feel like your parents are supposed

supposed to insult you though like it's character building yeah but mine are like actual insults like they're actually medics oh wow yeah mine's are like insults

I don't know mine's are like they're all in French like to translate them whoa whoa mom and dad how do you treat them

huh give us one or say it in French say it in French it's actually not even french is in lingualos is what is my native language so it'll be like which basically means you look like an animal basically um zoba means absolutely idiot but when it's when they the pronunciation and right yeah it comes in the way that it rolls off the top yeah it's like no yeah it's fair

yeah insults I don't yeah to be fair my dad used to make elephant sounds when I started running when I was a kid

because I was quite fat yeah really yeah oh are you okay no I was laughing at that I find that quite funny I was like yeah fair

I wish I heard the noises yeah I know like I can't do it but that's funny yeah okay what instantly kills the vibe

at a party when the DJ oh my god you know what killed the vibe for me like the dj's got a good song right and then he cuts it before the next drops or like he just yeah no when they reload it like the that was really good sound effect though yeah guys that does the head in jot kills the pie instantly the owner of car six five e a two three seven can you please move your what do you mean yeah fair i'm about i'm having a dance here and you're gonna you know what a busy bar you know when you just want to go and get

another drink oh yeah and it takes like no no when the wrong person connects to the music so like someone who's been like all night like oh please let me connect let me collect let me connect and they literally play music for themselves and like you watch everyone just slowly sit down and just like leave the room it's like music yeah you've got to play crowd pleasers when you're at a party okay yeah you can't be pulling out like the niche music taste. No, man. Oh my God. I like this question.

What weird flex are you proud of? Weird flex? Yeah. Weird flex. I can belly roll. Oh my God. I can see it. I can see it.

Lulule, lulule, lulule. All right, Shakira, Shakira. Weird flex you're proud of okay i think this is a weird flex but obviously every i didn't do it this year i'm so unfortunately but like every year i used to like post um my photoshop pictures with nas could that be a weird flex your photoshop pictures she photoshops herself you were telling me this that's a flex i'm proud of because i consistently did it for like a good like six years but this year i didn't do it well i'm photoshopped just like it was for his birthday wasn't it yeah every every year on his birthday i would post it a nice little caption i think

i even photoshopped like a text message between us two how's he not responding to you yet we need to make it happen oh boy oh boy if that happens guys I'll be on the news but yeah I think that's a weird flex that I'm very proud of I'm trying to think if I have any weird flexes like a party trick don't really have a party trick I can do that

yeah wow that's got a lot of force behind it yeah I was doing that the other day wow learning as a kid yeah I just can't think of anything what are you going to do I just saw a kid like doing it

it was like playing tennis and I was like whoa I have to learn how to do that it's my tongue do it again do it again that is so cool that is so cool alright that's it there you go that is so cool that is so cool

alright that's it there you go that is so funny that's it catch me with my belly roll my tongue yeah I know

you've got all the weird flexes I can't even think of one I can't even do it alright oh you wake oh you wake up

I'm already taking a boobie what's really going on I can't do this alright last few ones you wake up to find you're the last person on earth what do you do oh

I am going to every bank You wake up to find You're the last person on earth What do you do? Oh Oh I am going to every bank And taking all the money Are you dumb? Why? You're the last person on earth You don't need money Oh it's true

What a waste of time Christy I don't know You can just go and take Whatever you want Like it's all yours Oh Um

Okay Come back to me come back to me come back to me yeah do you know the first thing that came to my head was it's really random try and fly a plane

that's what I thought first straight away I'll be going to find a private jet yeah and I'll just give it a go I wouldn't be the last person

on earth for long because I can't fly a plane but yeah you will die yeah and you're scared of dying so you will die no I'm not scared of dying

especially if I'm the last person on the planet what's the point of being alive anyway let's get a manual out flick through it be like you know what YouTube videos

surely there's something out there you're gonna learn how to fly from a YouTube video I reckon it's doable to be fair there'll be no one

to stop you so no guys let's think about this last person on earth what do you do I think I would go I would go and get myself some animals.

Because, like, I wouldn't want to be lonely. If there's no one on the Earth, I'd probably have some dogs around me or something to, like, keep me company. Oh, yeah, dogs are not bad. Oh, yeah, you go to a sperm bank. You're the last person, but you can still go play with the animals.

You'll go where? You go to a sperm bank. Start repopulating the Earth. the earth that's a good one no but you're delivering by yourself yeah if you're repopulating the earth by yourself isn't that a bit like incestual no but sperm bank no yeah but you would be the mother of all of the children i'd love that i I'd be like the king of the world or queen. Queen of the world. And I could pick whoever's each time

he was ever my kid. Basketball player. Astronaut. Just flick through all of them. That's actually quite smart. I don't know what I would do now because clearly I know like you have

every possibility. Last person on earth what do you do? Boy I go and eat boy I'll be eating I was thinking that before that food goes stale yeah

I'll be eating no one could cook for you though so you have to go somewhere where all the food's already cooked oh what a shame but I don't mind cooking so it's fine

fair or maybe I'll just sleep find the best bed yeah last person alive and Chris is having a nap no but I'll go and find like let's say for instance there's a house on the street that has like the best bed like imagine i'll go in there just or like a bed shop you know like when you go into a bed shop and there's always loads of beds you can never have no no now that's something that

i would do if i was the last person on earth i'd get straight down to like kensington and i'll just go in all them like really like posh big houses because i just love to know what they look like in parkland palace jump in there straight up in the queen's bed yeah get some drinks of me to start running around nothing i'll be too big i'll probably get lost in this i'm moving up that's fine you got all the time in the world that's true yeah exactly you got all the times to find your way out last question what's the best song to have sex to no song it distracts me

once again silence so she can hear a pin drop like i get distracted by the sound like i just get into the song rather than actually what i need to be doing Do you know what I mean I think it's a facade About what's the best song Because I feel like You know in the films When they have the music Playing in the background

No man It's not a vibe Because Yeah One It could ruin the whole Flow and the vibe And a song lasts

For like three minutes What about when it's On to the next one And my shuffle Who knows where It could be a Christmas song Next like It's true

Mine could be like A EastEnders like so oh this song i think like a luther vandross i'll probably go for a bit like summer walker or something luther vandross i don't know who luther vandross is so legend man yeah i think just whatever music makes you feel sexy yeah but if you want to if you choose the sounds of names at least i mean whale sounds yeah there's actually a song i can send you oh what is this like yeah yeah it's a bit of moans I can actually send

well if he's not making any sounds and someone's yeah yeah there we go interesting okay so

that was quite you know Reddit is a an interesting forum I liked it that was fun there was some hard hitting questions

literally yeah yeah for me and I'm actually quite intrigued to see what like you guys listening watching at home that your answers are like i'm quite intrigued to see what you guys are gonna say

yeah you know what i mean yeah it's time to find some examples of behaviors that we can debate that are simpy or sweet okay so are you a simple simpleton or are you a sweet sweeter sweet sweeterton so um yeah i want to hear what you guys have that is simply or sweet okay yeah so simpy or sweet a guy leans in for a kiss but instead of kissing you he just gives you an eskimo kiss and like rubs his nose on you oh what is that simpy or is that sweet no that's simpy is it yeah because why are you now rubbing my makeup off and then i've got i've got a little dot there that's about no makeup that's not if it's like i don't know if you're like really honeymoon like deep deep in the honeymoon phase yeah no sorry don't do that yeah i think yeah maybe yeah five percent chance of it being

five percent chance of it being something stop eskimo kissing the mic no man run that nah that is definitely simply yeah yeah um cooks you a candlelit dinner as a surprise that is so sweet really what if you don't like the food though how dare you how dare you to do that bless you um yeah what if you don't like the food it's the thought it's the thought that counts and you should be grateful because some people don't i've never had that in my life have you not no really someone cook her a dinner okay refusing to hang up the phone first so where it's like a No you hang up No you hang up Simpy No you hang up first Simpy Simpy Come on now I think it's Simpy

However Thank you I also Do feel a bit of guilt sometimes For like hang up the phone too quickly You know when like You know when they They might be like

Oh yeah bye love And you don't even get to And it's like bang Have you watched Why do I always Relate get to and it's like bang have you watched why do I always relate to cartoons when Christine Peppa Pig

and she hangs up have you guys not seen that that meme with Peppa Pig where she's on the phone to I think oh yeah she's just like I'm like

rah that's rude yeah she hangs up no she's on the she's on the phone to one of her friends and they're like no you hang up no you hang up and then she's just like okay bang and just like hangs up not for

pepper yeah in it pepper's on her bs she's busy she ain't waiting around right what about if he tries to win you a teddy bear at a fun fair but can't at a fun fair but can't because like the thoughts there right he's trying but like

it's something like he can't like do the hoopla or whatever if you're going to go to the fun fair with anybody if that's winter wonderland

please go a day before practice so you don't wish cause you're good at get the practice in because I'll be there behind recording and I'll go home

and laugh so I'll go home and cry like I'm expecting a teddy i would i would literally be like give it here let me just save me the embarrassment control yeah i think that is i don't want to call it simply if you it's yeah it's sweet if you win yeah simply if you lose unfortunately yeah that's true yeah that's very true okay I've got a few go on flowers on a first date I think that it's sweet

what I think that's sweet I'm not gonna I'd be imagine going on a date with someone you're really nervous and they turn up with flowers

and they're like hi I got you these I'd be like oh you know what that's kind of nice I'm hearing a lot of errs in the room you don't know me

like how desperate are you what know me like how desperate are you what would you rather how desperate are you that's what you think when you get given flowers what a first date you don't know who I am you've got no expectations but you're giving me flowers romance is dead

so what would you rather second date at least so you empty your hand on the first date yeah a drink yeah well the drink's gonna be there other. Second date at least. So you empty your hand on the first date? Yeah. A drink. Yeah, well, the drink's going to be there anyway, but... Yeah, but I don't... Why are you giving me something on a first date when you don't know me? Because I think it's a

nice gesture. I think it's a nice gesture. It is a nice gesture, but... You get what I mean. Yeah, I'm not here for that. I don't even like it when my boyfriend of three years sent me flowers to the office. I found that simpy. Aww. I'm a bit of a bitch. I've never had yeah i'm not here for that i don't even like it when my boyfriend of three years sent me flowers to the office i found that simpy oh i'm a bit of a bitch jumpscare i'm not really a flowers person to be honest i've had flowers given to me once and it was like i think because i was upset and then they bought me flowers which was like oh my god but then afterwards i don't know i would i would want them again yeah no I would yeah I would want them again

hint hint I think it's fine when you know the person yeah but when it's like you don't know them it's almost like what are you expecting

yeah oh okay I hear you in that way but I don't think it's a problem with that the first day I think it's just nice okay someone tying up

your shoelaces for you oh in public I personally would say simpy because i feel like the whole shoelace tying takes quite a while yeah and then it's like do you like stare at them tying your shoelace you like look around like what do you do in that amount of time so yeah i think that made me cringe a bit i think it's kind of simpy but i love it at the same time but it's someone who wants a boyfriend and i was just standing there laughing to myself just like you little bitch

it is quite sweet because i'd ask my friend to do it for me i'd be like can you help me find my laces please yeah exactly can you help me find my laces please i think it's quite sweet yeahpy and sweet at the same time I think it's simpy I mean if they don't do it you're going to fall So what's better? The thing is I would never tie someone's shoelace for them Would you not?

I don't think I ever would I would never tie someone's shoelace You could do mine Yeah I don't think I would Unless it's like a kid Yeah tie someone's shoelaces you can do mine yeah I don't think I would unless it's like a kid or like you know my niece yeah

yeah yeah but anybody no a three-year-old kid can't tie up their shoelaces you're going for

like doing yourself so simpy don't be the simp do it do it like a simp to you do it simp that is so funny

yeah okay last one double texting so you know when someone sends you a text maybe like a couple hours later they send you another one even though you haven't replied i think that's it i think that goes past simply i think that's a bit beggy no but how is it because people have like no you've got you've got to do it in a smart way if you want to like notify them again hold it down and send the green message so then it like so then it's like oh i didn't think it went through so i like sent it again what's the green message because you know when you hold down

a blue message what's this on on on i message yeah and then it'll go green yeah and like it sends it to them separately as like an sms rather than an i message so then it just looks like the same message has come through twice and their signal's messed up then it doesn't look bad on you yeah it doesn't look bad on you yeah see i think if it's like someone doing it to me if i don't really know them i'm not too interested yet if they did it it'll give me like i'd be like just sit but if i'm actually really interested and they double text me I get proper excited I'd be like

yes I don't really care to be honest no? yeah I don't really care to be honest buzz buzz me again

if you buzz buzz me I'll look at it if I don't reply no replies it's your own I like to let the message marinate so

right okay yeah yeah really? yeah I let the message marinate so right okay yeah yeah i let the message marinate how much let it marinate for it depends if i'm feeling you probably get it straight away if not then you'll be there for here's a question if you're so if you're messaging someone and they don't reply to you for like hours will you like reply again like immediately afterwards or are you like a waiter i'm petty yeah one of my friends the other day she set a timer on her phone for five hours

and then it went off i was like what's that for thinking it was like a pill or something she was like oh no got a message no that's a bit too much yeah that's a lot i want to let it go yeah that is quite petty black the number yeah i lost my phone yeah cool interesting i like that babe yeah that's those type of questions interesting conversation shorter yeah simply are you simply sweet give me a time where you were simply give me a time when you're sweet and then i'll be able to judge that you know yeah interesting okay guys well done everyone so basically when we do go out on our next dates guys we've got to make sure that we are sweet and not simpy and i know we've had our moments where um we've been simpy right i would say i'm like 70 sweet fate percent simpy gotta be a bit of a sim sometimes yeah just

a little bit of a pitch at the moment yeah cutthroat it's just hard out here it's hard out here yeah what about you guys are you guys simpy are you guys sweet that was a quite interesting episode today did you guys enjoy it yeah it's nice to have us

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