Tea at Four - Ep 41: We Discuss Why We Were Obsessed With THAT Amsterdam Story, Reacting To The Wildest Magazine Headlines and Eating Your Gran's Ashes

Episode Date: November 3, 2023

On this weeks episode of Tea At Four, Lauren and Christie dig into THAT well known Amsterdam story, how viral rumours spread and why we love them. They also take a nostalgic look back at the cursed chain mail they used to share to bring good luck. And finally they try not to spill the tea reacting to the wildest magazine stories, like eating ashes and marrying ghosts.

my policeman hubby ate my gran's ashes now he calls me poppies i'm sorry i'm sorry hi welcome back to t4 i'm lauren i'm christy and this is a podcast where we talk all things that should have stayed in the group chat talking of things that should have stayed in the group chat this week christy yeah have you seen that fucking amsterdam glory hole dad daughter story you know what it's weird because i found it on different type of whatsapp groups yeah right in terms of like a lot of groups english a lot of my whatsapp groups sent it to me but it's weird because some of them was my family some of them is my cousin some of them is friends some family i'm just like why are you guys sending such context yeah um but once i heard it shocking

yeah yeah so obviously for our listeners and watchers at home um we'll give you a brief context of the old amsterdam glory house story that went viral this week i think it was actually first put on twitter and then that was sent around really amazed by your family um yeah reaching out with you like more like my cousins right like you know them times can you imagine because they said it to me like if your dad's sending that to you like what do you know about amsterdam what do you know about what's been said in here for like what are you trying to tell me how do you know what's happening yeah what's that in it yeah um yeah so basically um there was a story about a stag and a hen do um had a joint thing they went to the dutch capital and next thing you know they both find

themselves in a club is that what it's called um that possesses a glory hole um said item that belongs to a man her dad in fact gets stuck through said hole yes daughter thinks well what else would i do with it sucks it things i wouldn't personally do nope in the dutch capital in amsterdam yeah um and then uh they both press this button proper like fucking stars in their eyes reveal yourself Paddy you know not liking the light tea yep and then

it unblurs and it is her father her dad her sperm donor in her mouth do you know what yeah

I kill me right there I'm having a stroke end it all I'm gonna fake a stroke. Ends it all. I'm going to fake a stroke. I'd be looking for another button to blow me up. What do you mean? Oh, sorry.

Sorry. I mean, it didn't explode. You just turn around and die. That's what you've got to do. Just turn around and die. Because pressing, like, staring at each other like, just turn around and die. I think the funniest thing about it is the fact that they were like,

yeah, they all had to go home immediately. Like, it's got the family set apart. Yeah. And the worst part is that really could have stayed like within the confines of the holiday. Exactly. Maybe even the group chat.

Yeah. But then it reached 25 million shares on Elon Musk's ex. And then it went on to Instagram with little like reels. And then I saw her on TikTok too. And then WhatsApp. And then it went on to Instagram with little like reels. And then I saw her on TikTok too. And then WhatsApp. And then WhatsApp.

The aunties were sharing it on WhatsApp. It's incredible. It's a lovely place. It's really things like this that bring the country together. It does. I believe. We're all in conversation.

Well, it's funny because this story really made, really got me thinking about like those past like viral, like story times, chain mail kind of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was thinking about like those past like viral like story times chain mail kind of things yeah yeah and i was thinking about you know lockdown we're all very sad the thing that was really keeping us together yeah the humor and laughter alive yeah were stories about the wembley lasagna yeah um my you just know it was gonna bang when it started off

with like my friend's brother's dad works for the military and he has said I'm like fuck it yeah what did she say that aliens are gonna zap people in the streets after 8pm and I was like yeah yeah forward like I'm the worst person for fake news sharing really

it's tea baby do you think yeah did you not I'm a fool because i am as well because i'm i'm very gullible yeah and i'm like especially the one that says about bad luck like i don't want bad luck so i'll send it forward to somebody like back to sender and back to somebody else y'all can deal with it so um yeah i'm i was a culprit one of them but they were so interesting some of them were like outrageous tell me more what other viral crazy silly ones have you heard yeah i remember one a couple years ago yeah um i think it was a man in

scotland i'm sorry if this isn't scotland and i'm attributing this story to you um but there was this guy that apparently was on tinder arranging these dates with these girls and he was putting laxatives in um their food whilst whilst they were meeting and then obviously girl gets funny tummy uh said girl goes into the bathroom and then comes out and i mean there's some different endings this story some were that he just kept the pants that had been soiled in uh another story actually got sent around that said that he was covered in her poo poo man dare i call him yeah so it's just funny though isn't it well that's actually a point of like health and safety concern but it is funny but it's also concerning because it's the one

that was like why would we want to share those type of stories? But I'm not going to lie, reading that, I'll be like, what? Guys, you need to hear the scoop on this. Yeah. Pooh scoop. Pooh scoop. Pooper scoop. Yeah, part of the plan. I do kind of, I get that side of it.

Like, that's probably a warning sign. But there was something beautiful about people imagining like a lasagna being baked with underfloor heating in Wembley, covered over the top with the roof and then all that food being distributed to the londoners i think i think we as humans just love something that's like uplifting how naive am i that's not uplifting lauren no yeah silly girl there was another story that went around about a girl that got with a guy in a bar okay and a couple days later she discovers this sore slash growth in her mouth growth growth in the mouth growth something growing something growing in her mouth just trying to get the image in my head just visually just visually um so she goes to her friends and they're like oh maybe it

can be an std you should go to the doctor okay you know not not not ideal yeah it could get a lot worse scary uh so she goes to the doctor and the doctor says that the um the diagnosis was a sore generated by eating decaying flesh so in summary she has kissed someone that is a potential necrophiliac and has caught the germs from a corpse. And now that corpse is growing in your mouth. The possible worst sloppy seconds we could imagine. Disgusting. What do you do? What do you do?

What do you actually do? Not even mouthwash. I'll tell the doctor, please take my mouth off. I don't want my mouth no more. Take it off. Welcome to our Halloween. Literally off i don't want my mouth no more take it off welcome to our halloween uh literally i don't want it that's scary in it where did you find the guy um i don't know i'd never want to see him again no that's fucking dark that's horrible um also have you heard one about the the cambodia monkey boys trip yeah so do you should i just you know riff off baby what's going on in cambodia

the monkey story in cambodia um so guys went to a trip they took to take a trip to cambodia where is cambodia actually don't ask me cambodia is it it sounds like it's somewhere hot where monkeys are yeah i don't know is it like south africa south asia south asia oh yeah of course oh my god you just came back literally just been there that's very bad yeah but um guys went to a trip to cambodia um so these guys pass out in their room okay so these i'm guessing let's say three four guys they pass out in their room leaving their window open i mean who you go out you know it's hot in a hot country. Of course, why not leave your window open?

Maybe not open, open, but get some air in. Cool. They wake up to find a monkey has unzipped their friend's trousers and was sucking his cock. They decided not to shout at the monkey. What? In case it scared him. And he bit his willy so instead they went

outside and made monkey noises to try and lure the monkey back out the room i like the content of like monkey videos on the day where they're like drinking sprite out the mini bar yeah i do not like seeing photos on my tiktok fucking for you page of this picture it's a violation speciality i think for me what is crazy is that they left the monkey to go about his business and went outside to go make monkey noises to try and get the monkey out yeah would you not just chuck something at a monkey what would yeah but what if he he didn't he bite it he did but regardless stop stop the act don't let the act continue yeah isn't it yeah i think i'd chuck something like a monkey i don't know i wouldn't want him to come after my willy if i had one yeah but you

would be clothed yeah you're right yeah you're right and what the hell is a monkey unzip why is a monkey unzipping the person's trousers it's amazing yeah we evolved from them christy yeah but i don't want to no all right i don't want to be evolved by a monkey okay all right found another one uh about a granny on holiday go on nanny go on nanny go on so a family basically went on a caravan holiday to the south of france yeah and without realizing that their gran had died in the back seat, or happens all the time, they somehow managed to get a dead body across customs, but they didn't realise until they got there.

Right. Wait, wait. So Nanny's just having a nap in the back. Turns out she's dead. They've got her through customs. But then don't they usually like check customs? Yeah, but they're not looking to see if her chest is moving up and down. They're looking for cocaine, Christy.

Oi, that's mad. I don't know what they look for at the borders. These fucking stories are wild. I just never understand. These are personal stories. But somehow it gets out to the world on the world wide web i feel like for instance that um the first story that you said that i'm stabbed one i feel like it's fun to to hear in terms of like you tell your friends and then yeah it's one of them was like you just can't keep it alone

you've got to like you've got to share it you've got to share it there's actually some really interesting psychology around it yeah i feel like there's something about humans where we're just obsessed with those little stories i think as well personally as an adult yeah you don't get the same drama that you might get in like middle school high school so when i see this little bitty whatsapp coming around about some girl that sucks off her dad in the fucking amsterdam stem do i love it i eat that up plus our life is boring so why not somebody else entertain me and if it's that type of entertainment hello i'm all for it yeah and we're so separated from it like that's not gonna affect me of course not thank god yeah

um but it's just nice to enjoy and laugh and chortle up yeah i'm trying to think what what's what that fucking word's not been used with victorians sorry i lost my train of thought sorry sorry what was i gonna say not train of thought i was gonna say actually imagine if it was okay not saying that you were the girl that was yeah yeah but imagine if that was like a cousin that was your cousin's story what'd you do then because fair enough it's funny for the whole world yeah everyone's reacting to it but as the family member yeah do you know what i think we need to stop doing though yeah looking too much into it

like it pissed me off because the day straight after this whole like amsterdam story came out all of the like investigative journal uh journalists were on it like fucking flies to shit they were trying to debunk it and find out why it was not real ended up being like a ricky gervais sketch for a couple years ago but ultimately if it made us happy if it made us laugh why do we need to know the facts yeah i feel like especially online there's a lot of like detectives that they find things quicker than the actual journalists right so it's like oh do you know what i'm gonna ruin the fun for everybody you guys wait it was in it i'm gonna turn off your fire how about that yeah yeah just shut your phone down and forward it on there you go and enjoy and enjoy and enjoy the entertainment

exactly it's bleak out there do you know how sad the world is right now it's like if this little thing's going around it's a harmless bit of fun i mean incest is illegal uh but a bit of harmless fun yeah speaking yeah uh yeah i just don't think we need to go too far into it yeah i totally agree yeah let us enjoy a psychologist was like kind of talking about the story and they were sharing about why this satisfies our psychological need for excitement so much um and it said about um it's kind of like an adrenaline hit every time that gets forward on to us and we kind of feel like a little community which i guess we're not experiencing in day-to-day life so if a community

comes together and we're all talking about this viral story it's like a quick pause on real life yeah what's actually going on yeah did you hear about this oh my god yeah yeah he puts their own little opinions on it and then it's like okay cool we have a kind of sense of community and after we just disconnect go about our daily lives but it's like and they also come up it's just like for instance scandals on like reality tv shows and things you know i mean everybody likes that kind of little adrenaline of like guys did you see what's happened this is that so um no i definitely understand the psychology behind it yeah and it's one of those things that we we think this is a new thing now these like viral story times on whatsapp but this has been going on since the dawns of time do you

know i'm even seeing gen z like bring it back i see them doing these little tiktoks being like if you don't send this so and so like chain mail yeah if you don't send this to three people your crush won't like you back even the fucking witches christy last night i don't know if it's because hallows eve yeah but last night i got a thing come up and it was like if you don't interact with this post three times then you will not bring uh you will not invite a financial gift into your life embarrassingly at my big age of 27 yeah i liked it i then scrolled through my friends to see which ones would judge me the least for sending it to them i interacted three times christy my base no but i think we're guilty of that because they'll be like these stupid things

on instagram we're just scrolling just scrolling yeah i agree that's cool me me okay cool and then go at the end of it so oh if you don't share it then there's bad luck or you don't share it then this i'm just sometimes i test it I'll be like you know what fuck that go back back to my business and I'll be like

oh no no no let's go because I don't want no bad luck it's tricky it's psychological it is it is bad

I even see some funny tweets that are like the reason I'm fucking single is because I didn't share on that chain mail on MySpace 20 years ago can you imagine

that's like it's like manifesting sighting without do you get it it's like you're manifesting sight and without you get it it's like you're manifesting it because you've read it it's like you're invested in it so now because you've invested time in it even though you haven't manifested it you've got to do it you're so true just by reading it you're speaking into existence basically yeah even the ones back back in fucking day on b-boat used to be like like a weird dotted outline using keys

of like a truck a truck and it was like you've just been hit by the pretty truck if you don't send this to 15 people you are ugly

and I'm there just like I'm fucking finding the free puberty oh my gosh that's like blackberries did you use blackberries

no my mum wouldn't let me have it because she said it was a business phone I mean guess I was a business girl she said it's for business men I was like my me have it she said it was a business phone i mean guess i was a business she said it's for businessmen i'll have it there'll be like blackberry broadcast and it's like if you don't add your pin in there it's like bad luck send this yeah no it's actually quite

amazing how like they can trick people into it yeah and it was always the like the scary characters as well that would get me the most obviously pretty pretty chuck is quite scary at that time but it was always like um scary mary's gonna appear at the end of your bed if you don't um if you don't repost this or send this to three friends she will appear in the back of your mirror yeah um or weird story who do you think started them um sad little life chains somebody that was bored someone that's somebody that could i think they did it like the first two times they're like you know what i'm gonna get away with this let me make it worse let me continue it some of them were so dark though like girls falling down wells breaking their necks my name is carmen and then the very the very bitchy every boy is new

but i think that's so stupid yeah what actually all falls because for instance that one if you don't say like bloody mary and sign up yeah your bed you you wouldn't do it nothing happens did you but then okay let's say you do it nothing happens the following day the following week somebody else will send you a chain and you're quick to send it so why does it go over our heads i don't know but even like even back then it was so scary that i raised my credit on it. So it clearly did affect me. And if you didn't have a five-day pass, you're...

Listen, you're... What's that? I don't think that hit the isle of Wight. A five-day pass? No. No, Lauren, stop it. No, I was doing £10 credit, Royal Texts. You can only text up to that amount.

And there I was sending, like, a fucking comment. It's going to appear in my world. Maybe that's why I was sending, because it was a five-day pass. You top up your £10 or £5, whatever it was a five day pass. You top up your five, your 10 pounds or five pound, whatever it was. And then five days, unlimited calls,

texts, whatever. That's lit, Christine. Yeah, man. Must've been London thing. It must've been London thing.

We're like, all the chains. I'd be like, yeah, send it back to the sender. Oh, lucky. Yeah.

You know, not complaining about, oh my God, my credit's done. And then if somebody sends me a text, I can't send it over. It's mad. Yeah.

So we're seeing that on like, we're seeing that on tiktok twitter all sorts now you thought that died on myspace and bibo she's back baby better than ever it is so this fucking little carmen she got sent around as one of these chain mail poor little victim of chain imagine dying but then also being made as like a bibbo trend. Yeah. To scare people. But apparently Miss Carmen got pushed down a well. She's 17. And she's saying this little voice thing that you send on to people. And her face fell off somehow in the well.

And then her neck got snapped. And if you don't share it with like five people, then Carmen will watch over you every second of her life. Look at all the stuff she's doing, Carmen. In heaven. How can you even see if your face fell off in a well? Right. I'm smart now.

I've actually got the brain to dissect these things. Oh my gosh. Jokes. Carmen, it's just a weird, pitchy, airy voice. Yeah. Can we play it? Can we play it? Are we allowed to play it?

Should we just play it? Are we allowed? Yeah. I am very similar to you.'s why my name is carmen winstead i'm 17 years old i am very similar to you did i mention to you that i'm dead not quite similar then the girls put me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me when i didn't come back up the police came the girl said that i had fell and everyone how does she know she's on helium bitch honestly how does carmen know to recite all of that she doesn't and the police came right carmen yeah before who's got the time to be making these you're so funny as well I feel like nowadays

the new age one is like it'll have something like Carmen but then you'll watch a video and then something just pops out

at the end to scare you or scary maze game is that what it's called are you still playing that 23 is that what it's called yeah babe

but that lived and died about 10 years ago love that shit friday night entertainment christy let's go again let's go again do you remember the first time you played that shit oh my god i think i wet myself it was terrifying i definitely wet myself and then you'd pass it on to, we are the human chain mail. I think we are. We used to do it back in the day. We'd have to go around and use someone else's dial up

to fucking, watch this mate. Yeah. That's stupid. I think it's a good way to kind of like scare my nephews and stuff. Yeah.

Watch this quickly. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, that was me back in the day. Try Carmen on them next i think i don't know i don't think they'll believe it gen z are too clued up all right yeah i don't think yeah yeah they won't believe it yeah jokes all right

so these viral rumors got me feeling a little bit nostalgic, Christy. All right, we love a little nostalgia here. It's starting to make me think, obviously it's great, this is all online. Yeah. But the real gold is in our corner shops. Of course, yes. Do you remember these fucking take a break? Oh my gosh,

boss man, can I have, it's like 49p, right? Yeah. And we're waiting for a viral story or a WhatsApp message to come, you know,

every couple of months, but this shit comes out every week. A free health, oh my God, it's £1.25 now well yeah but no these kind of magazines are like real life stories you see already i'm ready yeah send them around in your whatsapp can i say what my dad said it says i caught my hubby in bed with the woman next door and then you see the picture yeah the couple this is actually hilarious isn't it this is actually hilarious isn't it this is

actually the best thing ever this is like quality gold yeah and the irony is that it's called take a break but i can't imagine like i can just remember how much adrenaline was pumping through my veins when i was reading about someone having sex with a ghost yeah when i was nine really my thing is how do these people actually send their stories in well you get paid for it you know because if i, I would be sending... With pictures. Like, you're detectable. With pictures?

Yeah. Okay, maybe not with pictures because then everybody can... Is it The Nation? We'll know. Yeah, Chrissy, The Nation. Yeah. Is it The Nation?

No, but funny story about this, actually. I think you probably get paid like 250 quid because there's a lot of stories in there. Then again, Lauren, back then, coin listen yes i would be thinking every week when i saw you've been framed like what the fuck can i muster up how can i trip over now this week i've always wanted to sense that until you've been free yeah 250 pounds went a long way yeah but funny fucking story i always used to read these and think why don't they just make it up and we actually have a friend that um interestingly his sister sent in a fake story had all the photos

done it was essentially a story that was like i paid 80k to meet the man of my dreams yeah all about like physical enhancements that she did so this whole feature was like her getting her nails done hair extensions that obviously the thing was paying for for the photos and then they used pictures of like family members to be the men in question that she was trying to yeah make a match uh and she would have got paid for it but it wasn't even real yeah published but not real i mean hey fake it till you make it if i can can, you know. What gets the bag? Exactly. Genius. In her Zoom. Yeah.

Did it? In her, huh? In her Zoom. What's that? As she's in her bag. In her bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But fucking wild.

There's the people that like sell their wedding stories and they're like, I married my man without being in love with him. I was having sex with a plumber. And there's like pictures of them on the wedding day. It's like easy, easy money. Easy money. Yeah. Do you think probably it's gone up now?

Because 250 back then, I get it. But 250 now, I don't know. I'm trying to think what kind of story I could have sent over. I don't know. Is there a way we can find out? Obviously, I can't say it now because now if they see it, it's like, they're not going to believe me. Yeah.

I don't know. i think most of these magazines are mostly adverts so they're probably cutting down on the people that want to expose their true go sex i remember buying these okay no my god you know i used to get these from i know from the big big newspapers like the sun and then the little magazines will come out of that that's where i used to get it from but then i'd i'd lie to my parents be like it's only because i want to pay the sudoku in the world and they're reading the ghost yeah love that i'm here for it they can pay you up to two grand but if it goes so it's normally between 300 and 500 but they pay two grand for very sensational stories sensational oh my god i'm really good at making stuff up should we go and muster sign up oh my

god let's go let's get to the drawing room christy two grand two thousand british pounds that could you know pay my electricity bill right that's what i'll be spending catch us on take a break big front page cover oh my god so my one yeah it's not so stupid because i don't know what i can see but it says halloween special i went blind and married freddie krueger right grand's a ghostbuster is that all one story or we're going for a couple yeah huh right there's a lot going on there i don don't know where to start. I mean, Marion, Freddie,

Freddie Kruger is a character, right? Oh yeah, I guess so. Five Nights at Freddy's, is that a thing? No, shut up.

Who's Freddie Kruger? I don't fucking know these things. I know who Craig Kruger is, but who's Freddie Kruger? He's the villain from Friday the 13th. No. No. Oh,

shut up you as well. Oh, we are going to get butchered. Nightmare on Elm Street, sorry get butchered nightmare on elm street sorry yeah nightmare on elm street five minutes Edward Scissorhands

Chucky basically is that Edward Scissorhands no no Christy yeah different oh my god I can relate to this one

tummy trouble so big my belly got an international ban Laura doesn't have a page on that one what what the hell uh wow i think for me it's actually the pictures that people send on it is it the actual content no it's the content and the pictures because one of them was where i'm guessing if your story is now published on a magazine like this like such would you frame it at home not really christy no you wouldn't want to frame it at home no mom your teeth are black

with a big with a big old no i would leave that one i think oh oh oh well delivery to a and e takeaway curry left me paralyzed oh i want to read that one bookmark it delivery delivery delivery delivery what okay what's what's that bunya bunya what's bunya i think it's a curry that must be a curry story that's the curry story i believe it on on the... My husband David had eaten a dodgy curry, but we had no idea where it would lead. Bunya. Blame it on the bunya.

I mean, buna. Buna. Sorry. I never knew it was spelt like that. I've never had... I've had curry, but I've not had curry curry. Don't like spice, do you, darling? Yeah, I don't do spice.

I've had curry, but I've not had curry curry. Don't like spice, do you, darling? Yeah, I don't do spice. Now we're going to bring back an old fan favourite, Christy. We're going to play a game of Don't Spill the Tea. Yeah. So for this one, I've collated some of the wildest headlines from magazines. So I'm going to reel them off. Okay?

Yeah. All right, get ready load up i trapped my mum's killer in the loo hubby was poisoning my cuppers and i only uncovered his wicked plan thanks to our pug he killed my girl over a ham sandwich. It's gone. What kind? Was it brown bread?

No, I meant down blow. Oh. Oh, no. She knows. I let an old man sleep in my bed to find out he could be my dad. Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend after she waved at a man dressed as Snickers bar. My policeman hubby ate my gran's ashes now he calls me pop it my right hand my right arm's really getting it that was my policeman hubby ate my gran's ashes. Now he calls me poppet. That's fake.

Please tell me that's fake. Yeah, that one is fake. Oh my God. It's like random word generator. Didn't make any sense. Poppet. Oh my God. I'd love to eat my nan's ashes.

Sorry. I feel like people do do that what? I feel like that's been a thing before placenta, like new life I don't think ashes they put it in like a ring what are you going to sprinkle it like salt me?

what? I want to smoke my nan I want to smoke my nan i want to smoke my dream blunt rotation the yano mami death ritual involves consuming ashes of the dead alongside a soup made from bananas made up again okay ready as I cooked the turkey I found him stuffing another bird we found triplets

under our tree fuck the fire today the robot sorry sorry sorry Christy I haven't got you yet oh i love this shit

i love this shit i don't know that one's real what triplets under the tree where was her tree in the house i don't know hey drop triplets at my house triplets of what do what triplet what humans eclairs i don't know it could be a puppy uh no no it can't be triplets okay fuck i'm soaked okay ready the cameraman at my wedding stole my cake and ran away with the groom. I killed my mum with a packet of crisps. I wed the sexy ghost that roamed my house. My house.

I wed the sexy ghost. I wed the sexy ghost that roamed my house. First I screamed in fright. Now I scream in delight. The Grim Reaper took a selfie on my phone why is he taunting me my wife wrote me a postcard from the afterlife now we're pen pals christmas was ruined when i found out my grandma was my brother. My boyfriend thinks he's a dog and now he keeps begging for walkies. I've run out.

That's enough, I think. Right, sorry, grandma, brother? Fake. Yeah. that's enough i think right sorry grandma brother fake yeah anyone with grandma in it i eat it up what would be your uh sensationalist headline of your in your life well hopefully nothing to get me on take a break magazine i mean i could do the two grand but huh huh what'd you say i could do the two grand yeah um maybe something that's just like not enough to get me in jail but enough to just like suck a few friends maybe something like she no christy stop it no go on i was gonna say she she well what not me i was gonna say she sucked

kick prince king's harry's sausage fingers okay no but your one i know no i think it's less incriminating if you say something that's not real it's like well it can't be proven so like um i i sucked off a poltergeist of the sort like a demon oh that was our episode last week so everyone go watch that thank you for the plug

yeah I don't think we'll have one we're too normal yeah same cool so what we've learnt from that little game there Christy is that humans are

pretty fucked up creatures but we're super hilarious we're really funny no we are we've got a crazy imagination yeah for some of them headlines

I'm not gonna lie if I was in my shop corner true saw that I'd be stopping for a bit and reading over what the hell am i you know what the hell's going on here yeah i really want to know what's the tea what's the tea that's it we've

got boring lives these days i want to know if you smoked your grandma's ashes i do need that information in my life and you know literally take it in yeah but no honestly i honestly enjoyed today's conversation and it's just amazing how sensational people have sensational stories out there yeah i mean with how dark the world is a bit right now it's nice to have that funny five minutes of laughter and i'm waiting for yours oh well i thought that yours yeah you could you could send through a very interesting what in the tinder poo realm glory hole yeah sure i'll see what i've got my sleeve because it's too grand yeah brilliant well thanks for joining us on this week's episode if

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