Tea at Four - Ep 42: Biggest Icks In A First Dates Bedroom, Should You Make Women Orgasm Every Time and Is Kylie Jenner Relatable?

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

This week Lauren and Christie get stuck into the debate of whether celebrities can ever actually be relatable. They also take to the group chat to find out what things we realised far too late in life, weird things we believed as kids and how you know someone has more money than you. Finally, we spill the tea on some wild confessions.

I actually helped my friend cut a poo in half of a hanger at a house party once. Hi guys, welcome back to T4. I'm Lauren. And I'm Christy, and this is the podcast where we talk all things that should have stayed in the group chat. Just before we kick off, if you're new here, please drop us a like, follow, rating, hit that notification bell and share this podcast with all your friends. And if you have any feedback or funny stories please send them over to us at t at four at jungle creations.com now that's out the way lauren did you see what i put in the group chat that tiktok of jamie excuse my english yang lang oh not yin yang we're gonna go with lang lang yes jamie lang did you see the the interview that he basically did? The podcast clip. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely interesting to think that, you know, he came from the bottom up.

Bread and butter, you know. He was. No silver spoons around there. There's that little quote from Peaky Blinders. What is it? Something about bread and butter. We used to. Peaky Blinders?

No? Not well enough to be able to recite quotes from it no yeah but yeah basically trying to say that he came from you know the struggle worked his way up right this is why he he is where he is right now what do you what are your thoughts on that i think it's an interesting concept i think it's a really interesting topic i actually like to acknowledge once in a while and it's that kind of idea where um celebrities reject their privileges okay or like make themselves seem a bit self-made yeah because in this video in this clip he's talking about how oh yeah well my granddad did create the one of the biggest biscuit companies in the world mcvitties and then um i also did go to a private school

which may add looked it up 44k a year for bradley private school about this generational curse some people have you know they had the one switch grandparent and then the father misses it up then you have to rebuild it so he's saying he's the he's the one that rebuild his whole empire yeah yeah right his grandpa's out rolling in the 50 grave of course yeah um yeah no it really pisses me off yeah i think it's actually an amazing thing that you might have come from a place where you've had a bit of a leg up in life yeah and i know people don't like to admit it but i think it looks fucking stupid for you to sit there on a podcast and say that it had nothing to do with where you are right now like yeah you might have only had 3k to start candy

kittens your business but you were on made in chelsea because you had that much money and status and wealth to be mixing in those circles and the connections you had probably you wouldn't have got where you are today without exactly those background influences it's stupid so we here are struggling we are like making sure we're working 24 hours a day i'm looking for those silver spoon anywhere i wish yeah i wish i had them in my drawers at home in my kitchen isn't it unfortunately nothing but mismatched silver forks that are stolen from the work canteen literally what else have you oh what have you not you spilling and what else have you got come across that where celebrities are kind of seeming like relatable yeah i'm pretty sure it's the theme going on right it's the one that came out like the other week on

the beckham documentary yeah we had victoria beckham be honest i loved it be honest being called out by david about her saying that oh well you know we're coming from a working class background yeah um and then he's like well come on come on so if you chest what did your dad drive you to school in i think it's the meme of him kind of popping his head out in iconic what did you say

say that again run that through me again one more time yeah so yeah so she's been driven to school in a Rolls Royce and then you look it up

and no she didn't really come from a working class background she comes from a house that has gates Christine so if she's if she's working class

what am I then because that's mad deep it if she's if she's working class what am i then because that's mad db if she's saying she's working class yeah you work what am i and it's it's funny because yeah rolls royce i used to take the bus or walk to school right yeah there's no gate the only gate is that little fence i'm pretty sure her gate to the bus there you go i'm pretty sure her gate has like security cameras or like somebody at the door that opens the gate for them that's the thing her dad was an entrepreneur like her family had a successful i think it was like an electrical business like wholesaler business yeah but like why are you lying it's the name as well you are posh spice posh it's got to come from somewhere

exactly it's not screaming i got drove to work in a Ford Focus, is it? No. It's nothing wrong with that, but just say it with your chest. I think that was very delusional of her. Very delulu. Yeah, delulu.

But it's funny, we were having a chat, like there's an age of normal people, like us, that are a little bit delulu. But then here we've got another level of celebrity that are on this, another level of delulu, that don't really get that they're not on the same level as us do you know what i think it is i think this might sound a bit crazy but i feel like celebrity

are playing cosplay trying to be regular folk oh yeah do you get what i'm trying to say like yeah i start from the bottom up yeah you know my dad used to stop lying like it's cosplay for them it's cosplay who else cosplays well what other celebrity like stories have you seen that you know they cosplay very very well do you know what i wouldn't say she does it well but she she tries her best who uh no i feel like one specific example yeah it's like kendall jenner i remember watching this episode of the kardashians yeah and she was sat there and she was like i have really bad health anxiety like i have generalized really bad anxiety yeah you know for a second i was there with her i was like oh my god she's just like me like even these big celebrities yeah like they get it next clip she's having a

full body brain scan the next day with a doctor to see if she has a physical part in her brain that shows she's got anxiety now what would that look like for me on the phone to the doctors 8am the next day trying to get an appointment no nothing we can do for you that day like you're not relatable at all and it makes me i don't know does it make me feel lesser of myself seeing that do you know what it's i feel like they mean well by like um bringing awareness to what they're going through and stuff but i don't i don't but i don't feel like there's a disconnect then for instance you're going through something oh my god i can relate and the next day it's like you're spending money on something i can't relate on that so it's like there's a disconnect it's like yeah yes i need to share but do i share too much and i feel like

because they're a celebrity of course she's gonna share whatever's going on with her life but then it's just like you can't be one be the celebrity or be the normal person what are you do you know what i think that's a really good point i almost rather someone was so absolutely not like me yeah so that i can be that i don't have that like insecurity or like disappointment disappointment in myself that like oh i've got anxiety i can't go for a full brain scan tomorrow oh well like i'd rather you were so like what a celebrity is in my mind but what is a celebrity because i do feel like what we what we were taught or what we were shown of a celebrity is not what celebrity is now i feel like we're celebrities like somebody like you said it's not like me

like i need to try and be that person now how am i trying to be that person if kylie or kim or whoever else is a celebrity out there are trying to be like me or doing daily things that I do. Like, so now I don't want to be a celebrity, but I want to want to be a celebrity. Does that make sense? No. No. Does that make sense?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just have like- Do you get, like, it's- Yeah, I get it. You're the celebrity. You're, okay, you're above me, but- No, it's just like- Yeah, it's like you are basically above me, but-

I think it's like an element of escapism as well like i kind of like looking at your life that's all this like wealth and fame and excitement and fun things like i know i'm never going to reach that i know my day is never like beyonce's at least i got there and molly may didn't but um do you know what i mean yeah i kind of like seeing their life that is so different to mine yeah the minute that they start going like oh i'm i what's an example of something i do i go do my own groceries it's like well you fucking don't do you yeah but i do feel like we do need something like that because if everybody was normal i don't know what normal is but if everybody was just a regular regular regular

regular regular yeah um life would be quite boring there'll be nothing to um aspire to unfortunately which is a bit mad because it's like everybody wants to do well everyone wants to better themselves so you need them type of figures out there to look up to so that you can kind of motivate and push yourself to better yourself does that make sense i don't know but do we put is this idea that like a celebrity has to be a role model like no no because celebrity culture right now is burning we've got influencers now so yeah yeah actually another part of this is the influencing side of thing i feel like i saw the biggest transition from like relatable to unrelatable people from like youtubers yeah they're my first instance like celebrities instantly made me feel like oh wow that's amazing i could never imagine but with youtubers it kind of went from like for example zoella sat in front doing like

a lush hall a primark call what do you know a few years later she's buying a house right and she's like she's doing it all and she's got money to go on several holidays a year and i'm sitting there thinking okay she's she's not like me no she's it's i hear that i see that that's like for instance um going down the uni route nella rose she started doing um youtube videos in her kitchen just talking about you know uni uni shit yeah dilemmas with her friends and it's like something i can relate to because i can talk to my friends about this but then if um kim or lala anthony they're talking about yeah today i lost 10 grand on i can't relate to that you know what i'm trying to say so yeah i feel like the the influences are are more relatable and celebrities unfortunately are starting to kind of lose that credibility of being relatable and then

that's why they're kind of like they're itching for it they're dying for let's do something crazy that you know yeah do you know it's funny i actually saw a theory the other day yeah so kylie jenner did this video in her car of like testing lip kits on herself in her car just in her car just like like like a like a creator would do okay kind of promoting a product yeah and this guy did a stitch to it and he was just like kylie jenner is like mimicking what a normal person would do like she dropped her phone on the first thing and this guy was like, she did that on purpose. She wants to look like a normal person. She is a multi-million, billion pounds business woman.

Does she need to be sat in her car selling her, trying on her lip kits? Which makes me like, it's a bit of a whole realm. Is the idea of fake even, the idea of real even real? I hear what you're saying, but it's crazy well because like i hear where he's coming from we we want to kind of put those type of like oh yeah she's doing this to to make this yeah they are actually humans yeah but again because of the status you have i can't put you being a human and you being a celebrity in the same you just there's certain things that you shouldn't just be doing like i hear you're in your car but why are you oh sorry sorry put the focus on like come

on somebody else should be doing that for you do you get it yeah your status yeah so yeah i do get that that real versus real but it's real really real and it's fake real like do you get it inception yeah yes yeah to be fair bring up another one i feel like the cardiac cardiac cardiac arrests are really bad for it yeah um uh no like you know courtney when she became like a ambassador it's like i remember that you might do this for fame but in your real time are you going through like the 12 pound uh jeans and a nice top section of boohoo when you go out every weekend no like what the fuck are you doing this for no just to be across more like i mean all the finger in all the pies yeah it's a hard one because i want to give them grace but at the same time it's like

i can't because i can't i can't see myself in your shoes so that that's why it's like especially for her being like a boohoo ambassador like you said she ain't buying those type of I can't see myself in your shoes. So that's why it's like, especially for her being like a boohoo ambassador, like you said, she ain't buying those type of shenanigans. I know you might be seen wearing the 12 pound, but I know your wardrobe's full of Gucci, Gucci,

Prada, Versace, whatever nonsense brands. So it's, I don't know, it's weird. It's a weird one. You just as a consumer,

I guess. With them being like the product, that's what ultimately you become as like a influencer or a celebrity you're always trying to sell a product yeah i think the the bit for us is to i guess have a bit of skepticism yeah around it and not all is what it seems sure is i do i kind of blame covid the pandemic because i feel like where the whole world was on standstill right um no one could do anything and then obviously a lot of celebrities were protected not really pretending but they're like oh yeah guys we're all in this together well no we're not all the imagined video yeah you're being the lulu in your mansion saying

it all is together you might have a gym in there you might have like a shopping store inside your house the size of their house was inside my primary school there you go space there you go yeah so we can't be all in this together but i do feel like covid during the pandemic that kind of highlighted that kind of like i hear you're a celebrity but you can't sit with us yeah you can't sit with us yeah you can't relate to me and be like yeah we'll go through this we're going through a hard time because my hard time is not your hard time exactly your hard time has a silver lining mine doesn't your hard time has a sauna swimming pool tennis courts right and probably right a fun room what's that a cinema room you can actually disappear from your four four walls i can't disappear from my four walls i've got to stay in my house yeah you can go

somewhere else like oh my god it feels like totally I'm in a different country but it's just your house and I also think it's funny when we see like there are those moments where maybe a celebrity does something that is relatable

and like we kind of all rejoice by it I'm imagining like you know Graham Norton when we see like or like I go on Instagram stories and you've got like

Florence Pugh cooking at home like looking all cute and happy and I'm like ah she's just like us but then when a celebrity is like doesn't mean we shout and abuse like at paparazzi throwing stuff at them or like what's another example the bella haditi and that she eats pizza every single

day um well yeah that's a nice one but like we really pick and choose when like we idolize the things yeah just think ultimately like relatability is a myth i just don't i don't think we should reject the idea that some people have privilege in life that have got them where they are today but just accept it and also don't make yourself seem like me yeah i have to think about it seem like me no it's true yeah yeah i had to just have a moment there to think like yeah man yeah but we've all got the same 24 hours in a day no we don't no we don't because you're 24 hours regardless when you wake up you're making money sis i'm not making money unless i get to work so true how about that yeah so um yeah just guys don't don't don't take what these celebrities

say as bible because then it will just mess up with your with your mind yeah your own self-image i think as well yeah definitely but i'm here for all the kids like the celebrities kids stressing them out though i'm here for that yeah i'm here for that big up north oh karma yeah yeah north is karma yes she is did she see what she did ate an onion no not that so basically she was selling she had a lemonade stand right and uh and so when it's so mad when regular people would come to buy some lemonade she'll charge them two dollars but then when her mom's celebrity friends come she charges them like 20 bucks like extremely more keep keep doing that keep you know really she's the real robin hoods i love that

i love that little girl okay yeah that's another example of unrelatable like if i sold my lemonade at stanford two pounds i wouldn't have even got two pound for it i would have knocked that down to 25p that's the difference between me and northwest well i guess she's she's charging the regular folk cheap and then the ones that have money more. So in that sense, yeah, she's Robin Hood. I can relate. Okay. Can I? I would love to relate. But yeah, man, big up north.

So because of this conversation, we actually thought it'd be funny to ask our group chats. What's something that you saw in your friend's house as a child that made you realize how much money they had? Yeah. Should I go first? Good answers a skybox a skybox yeah because i only used to have like um channel one to five and then french tv so when yeah when everybody used to speak about high school musical and all that shenanigans disney channel i was like what the fuck are you guys on about like i didn't know what the fuck that was so once i saw that my friend had it i was like yeah you you rich rich

you rich rich you rich rich yeah i was in poverty but i still had skybox so i was in poverty i was broke baby sorry but it's only serotonin in the house fucking hannah montana on a saturday morning i didn't even know who hannah montana was until youtube came about aol music you just oh my god yeah i'm so sorry tintin was my bag it was my bag right and matilda the cartoon version yeah right i don't think that exists but yeah it does right well the tintin i think no matilda was in the cartoon of tinting i think i don't know anyways so from my personal opinion an ice machine in the fridge okay as soon as i hear that

crushed how yeah i love that i hear that definitely um another thing my friend said was um lenore scent boosters which lenore the plug-in ones no i think they're just ones that you put in there they're like three pounds so she's a crack um another good one heelys i feel like i had friends that had heelys yeah but let me tell you christy when i asked for heelys myself for christmas yeah and what santa delivered what santa delivered um was actually attachable wheels for your trainers i kicked up a fuss so the heels wasn't even in printed like inside implemented into the you just attach them to the back of your um glimpses i was dead dead so embarrassing santa refund please now yeah any more um big trampoline meant wealth mental wealth big trampoline in the back of the garden meant wealth

no meant wealth yeah yeah yeah yeah big trampoline if you had like um toys or like chairs in your garden if you had a lot of things going on in your garden oh yeah and definitely you were you were rich rich you had more money because... Hundreds. Why? Yeah, yeah. Things outside the house as well. Driveway. Yes.

Driveway. In my personal opinion, also Christmas lights. Outside the house. How have you got enough money on your electricity bill to be having lights out the front of your house you're not even looking at? It's true, you know. Oh. Yeah.

Do you know what? No. Tumbleble dryer because i don't have one yeah and i've never used one before my life and i've only seen the one in the in the laundrette so if you've got one in your house mad that's crazy so you wash you dry and you don't even need to iron your clothes so you're saying you've got money you've got another same thing is that dishwasher i've got dishwasher oh okay rich rich rich rich well yeah two suitcases a utility room hollister clothes hollister clothes yeah ralph lauren back in the day if you had a if you were kickers in school really you were rich rich you had more money yeah because i was more of a shoes on clocks oh yeah the old shoes the old peacocks that's it i was a peacock babe yeah wearing an

unbranded trainer i don't want to feel bad for mum it's all we had dress but it was it was fine yeah but we still felt some type of way or having like oh my god back in school for me was the um oh the just do it bags with the Tigger winning the poo pencil cases. Right. It's funny, the Just Do It bags showed that you had a sign of wealth, but they were, like, just plastic from a shop.

Right. So I could have just bought, like, a pair of socks. Yeah, but there was other, like, small ones, the small, tiny, like, rucksacks. Oh, I don't remember that. Did you not remember that? No. And then there was the stringy one.

The stringy. Which I didn't understand but yeah it meant that you were up there yeah there was a there was a time when people used to wear literal plastic bags from the shop that your item came in as like a school bag you're cool so imagine me doing that now with like a tesco no life i do do that i do do that every day oh my God. That's actually, yeah, back then, life was easy and simple. It was. Bring that back.

It was. It's true. So, thought it'd be fun to ask a couple more little questions to our group chat. We did. So the next question was, what's something you realised

wasn't normal too late? What did you have? I asked my friend and she said, dancing to Christina D dirty seductively in front of my family and i actually know the full story of this she she did this performance seductive performance and she was wearing like the same baker boy hat like little white baker boy hat that she had she flings it off swings it hits her dad in the face breaks his nose

i know yeah did she get in trouble i don't know it's probably a lot more commotion going on with the broken bone in his face rather than that no yeah but on that same note the fact that something i realized wasn't normal too late was calling her x tina because the way it was written her x tina you know how they write her name like x sorry because that's not me my name is christy soy. So I get a lot of the time... XT. XT. X-T-I-E.

And I was like, who is that? And that's how... It's you. I was like, no, it's not. Because that's not my name. But then when Christmas came, it was like X-mas. I was like, oh, I'm cool. Isn't it?

But I don't like the way it looks like though. Yeah, I don't think I like that. No. What a story though. Isn't it? Another one. I believed in Santa till I was 11

and then my mum thought I was too old and told me they were fake all at once and I cried tooth fairy Easter Bunny etc

triple homicides no that is that she is that's horrible oh somebody said that all cows are girls how do they

reproduce though no but then again no lesbians no but it might be true because i no no no no no cows are not just all white and black like white with black patches right a bull a bull is a male cow this was a some cows are just brown no but that's not a cow that we learned in school what cows do we learn in school because the cows in school are the ones that have the black and white patches right right so then those black and white cows can be the girls and then the normal cows as in that those are brown and different color colors those are those are um the males that makes sense right okay that could now sure next week we'll get on a cow expert um another one is that must be right i believe i believe in that one that we've ever said that yeah this was actually quite

an interesting one um so so what's something you realized wasn't normal too late and that you should make a girl orgasm every time you have sex oh okay that's a good one i feel that's the case for a lot of men yeah don't don't don't pressurize yourself okay no they should yeah but some that's the thing that he realized too late oh they should do it but if you don't if you don't have it you don't have it in it you ain't a pro you ain't a pro yeah sorry bro okay next question or do you wait wait somebody says massage lessons in year one say less say less hold up year one

circle back around to that can you imagine going home and be like yeah mum today I what do you like to school massage what type of massage I just did PE or play with Play-Doh or blue tag

can you imagine can you imagine just like okay everybody now use your elbows let's go what knots are you going to have in dance back Can you imagine Can you imagine just like Okay everybody now Use your Use your elbows Let's go What knots are you gonna have In your back when you're six Yo

What's that for So I'm I'm actually so confused If my niece or nephew Ever came back Come with me Show you what I learnt in school I'd be like

Wait hold on Sorry what That is so abnormal It's so weird like, can't we show you what I learned in school? I'd be like, wait, hold on, sorry, what? That is so abnormal. It's so weird. Right. Criminal investigation into Darby's primary school in 2-1. Literally, if ever you hear a year one year old, year one year old, a child in year one,

learning how to massage please alert that's child like work labor child labor seriously wow what happened to maths one plus one is two two plus two is four well crazy that's jokes jokes okay um another one it is uh what is the weirdest thing you used to believe as a child we asked our group chats yeah um so obviously the one one of them said if i ate a watermelon seed it will grow classic classic definitely yeah um the one one killed me one of my friends said that that her mom found her in a cabbage patch because she had cabbage-like cheeks. So all the time that she was young,

she thought that her mum never carried her in her belly. She thought that she went to a cabbage patch. That's jokes. That's where she was. That's nice. Little camouflage baby. That's nice. I've got the classic ones.

The witches were real. Oh, the old talking to people on Club Penguin. slash habbo tells a child thinking they were a child but clearly that was a grooming adult or pedophile yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um so another one i see numbers as colors yeah um my friend said my sister used to tell me there was a place called pink and yellow land in my in the woods in my wood sorry i'll go again um my sister used to tell me there was a place called pink and yellow land in the woods my favorite colors and she used to take me there and i'd wait for literally an hour for it to pop up out of nowhere while she went and played with her mate that is so sad that's rosie day this is fucking sad i'm so glad i have siblings just doing that i used to hate holding hands

with boys like any any boys because i thought i was gonna have a baby if i held your hand oh really every time like a cousin would come like don't touch me cousin they're a boy oh my god or somebody too much it's cisco but yeah in school in the playground don't touch me yeah go like literally go away from me oh some tantrums like don't touch me yeah i think the classic thing like the weirdest things you believe when you're a child like i used to think you had sex by rubbing which technically is that but having babies just oh i used to think red bull actually does give you wings and i've got a nice little dent on my forehead that gives me a nice little reminder so stole my mom's red bull had a sip and thought you know what let me jump off the kitchen table landed and hit myself on the corner of the

the wardrobe the drawer and yeah you silly girl silly girl but the what's it called adverts were believable yeah yeah yeah all those things yeah definitely um and the last one if you were going to get something named after you what would it be um i said a strip club iconic yeah and to christy's christy's gentleman club dollar dollar bills and christy's come do all your sins in the Christy's yeah I think some good classic ones

a cocktail a club slash bar a planet quite a good one nice a cure for something oh I've also had

someone's child I like that because if you want to be petty petty yeah I like that yeah

and a final one from my boyfriend actually a bidet so we're in it there what could you not say a park or something yeah yeah a bidet yeah interesting on to the next section so this is the part of the show where we play your favorite game don't spill the tea where you spill the tea and we try not to and i can't wait because it's been a minute are you excited lauren that was lovely yes yeah let's go all right fill up my cousin went on a first date where in the middle of the conversation her date reached over

and squeezed her tit and said honk she said what on earth do you think you're doing and he replied i've had quite a lot of success with that move i once went on a date where the woman apologized for looking disheveled because she just has sex before coming what's the funniest reason a girl has rejected you a thread she rejected me because my name didn't rhyme with her last name she didn't like the way i ate my bananas which was with precision and an almost erotic edge got to enjoy my banana time she said my toilet was at an unusually low height she said it felt like she was pissing in a kid's toilet and it gave her the ick to imagine me doing the same. My co-worker once set me up with someone.

It was a blind date and I had no idea what to expect. He picked me up in his car and drove me back to his house where he had a whole dinner evening prepared. Now at first I was thinking this is serial killer vibes but I trust my co-worker who'd set us up. So I went with it. Once I relaxed, I realized he was such a lovely guy. The dinner was delicious and he was perfectly charming. I then needed to go for a smoke and he pointed me in the direction of his garden.

I went out there feeling elated and excited, but my feelings were immediately stunned into silence when the garden light came on and revealed gnomes upon gnomes upon gnomes garden gnomes everywhere at least 50 you could barely walk for the sheer amount of gnomage this is an ick i didn't think i'd have to expect in the modern world whoa maybe it's the huda gnome way i like that one that's hilarious have you ever had a similar experience to a gnome what what someone that's had loads of collectibles

have you ever been shocked by something you walked in on a date and seen haven't had many dates innit not a date but walked into a bedroom and had a like full size canvas of Waffle Wall Street red flag and had a full-size canvas of Waffle Wall Street. Oh, that's an ick. Red flag. That's been taken down now.

That's coming down. Aye, aye, aye. Fucking hell. Okay. Hello, Red. Get him on the pod for a reply. Okay. Ready? Mm-hmm. get him on the pod for a reply um okay ready i keep a knife in my bathroom it's in the basket above the toilet nobody has ever

asked me why it's there or moved it i use it to cut extra long poos in half that won't flush and then I rinse it off and pop it back in the basket I thought she was going to say she had pubes or something sorry sorry i have no words because what the hell man are you wearing gloves or what like what the i actually helped my friend cut a poo in half of a hanger at a house party once what did you do wait hold on what did you do so I went to my friend's house for pre-drinks and I was in the toilet. As you do, you go in. Yeah.

Pooh accidentally slips out. We go, haha, that's fine. We go to leave. Pooh won't flush. Then go into, I'm so sorry if you watch this. Went into my friend's dressing room, got a hanger, chopped it in half. Jobs are done. Carrying on with the rest of the party.

It's called being efficient. Women in STEM. i hear it next ready something that always pops up in my mind is a time from years ago with an ex who mid blow job started singing into my dick like it was a mic before carrying on we split up soon after i think that's iconic depending on the song oh no what would they have sung maybe like han montana rockstar sometimes i walk a little faster it is well it is well amazing okay last one

once while on a holiday with my family in South Africa I woke up in the middle of the night desperately needing a wee however after an hour of sitting on the toilet nothing would come out I decided it must have been a water infection since I'd recently started having sex. I didn't want my parents to find out,

so I swallowed the pain and went back to bed. The next morning, we all decided to do a humpback whale watching trip. We had been out on the water for about 40 minutes when my dire need for a wee became excruciating. Just as I thought i was about to explode our boat hit a wave and we all went up in the air the next few moments were a slow motion blur of me covering my mum dad and nine-year-old brother in a golden shower i played it off as a

wave but i'm still not sure to this day if anyone believes me what the actual fuck do you not have like trousers, pants or anything else covering her piss hole from don't you have to wear like swim

like swim probably like yeah suit or something I call bullshit is it real could be also

I had room yesterday do you know why the sea so salty let me hear this because sperm whale whales ejaculating all in the sea so you're telling me when i was drowning and i was just swallowing the sea i was swallowing pregnant with bear whales is that true if that's true Get that cow expert To ask the Fucking humpback whale Sea expert please That's crazy I don't think it's real

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