Tea at Four - Ep 5: Nepo Babies

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

Hi, and welcome to Tea at Four! A brand new podcast series by Four Nine, where Lauren, Billy and Christie talk about all things that should have stayed in the group chat- your icks, picks and hot takes straight from your friendly girls and a gay. In this weeks episode we talk about whether or not celebrities should be chosen for acting roles (looking at you Harry Styles), the reality of a quarter life crisis and our weird celebrities crushes.

Welcome back to the T4 Podcast, I'm Billy, I'm Christy, and I'm Lauren. I want to talk to you guys about a very sad, traumatising TikTok that I saw this week from none other than the icon Julia Fox. I know who that is. I'm Katja. I'm Katja. Queen, yeah, right. But she did this TikTok this week yeah kind of sent me into a bit of a midlife crisis spiral oh she was saying about how on her 27th birthday yeah she spent the whole day crying because she could no longer say she was in her mid-20s and then it had to be late 20s now i'm hitting 27 next week. Next week? Next year. Oh my God, I've got compulsive lie syndrome.

Next year. So should I get the clean actually? But also no, because I actually... I actually think that's quite embarrassing. No, not going to lie. Do you think?

Yeah, to get upset about that. Like grow up, literally. Like you're 27, so what? Yeah. It's just like,

you're the same as you were last year, just another age and your birth certificate. Yeah, it's a different number. Yeah, same day, different number. Your mum could have lied to you about your birthday. Last week could have been your 27th birthday. Nothing changes. Where's the tears? it's just like you're the same as you were last year just another age and yes number yeah same day different number your mom could have lied you about your birthday last week could have been your birthday nothing changes i think it's weird when people get so worried especially like when

people like oh my god the big 30 it might be different for girls but i think it's weird why are you so like worried i don't know i say life starts at 30 so i'm excited for faye and i'm 28 like next week so so I'm just like yeah you know I'm ready for Faye yeah I love that bring it on I just don't I honest personally I don't get the moment I can't imagine the moment where I look around a group of people yeah and I look at myself and I think I'm an adult I still think I'm 15 so whether I'm 27 or if I'm 42 I'm still going to think I'm fresh out of high school I'm still the youngest person in every room I walk into really

not really but not literally I mean my my friends I've got yeah I've got quite oh

I'm actually the oldest most of my friends are older than me yeah most of my friends are younger than me but they're very mature for their age so it's like

they don't feel as if I'm like they're younger than me do you know what I mean I feel like we're the same age until it's like oh yeah I can't oh we can't oh yeah because they're younger than me, do you know what I mean? I feel like they're the same age. I was always like, oh yeah, I can't, oh, we can't, oh yeah, cause you're, oh, oh.

Yeah. Really? I've got this thing where like, I've just not really registered that I'm like, old enough to do things. Yeah. The other week, I got an email through from the cinema and it was just like, oh, the film that you're about

to go see is a 15, so make sure you bring your ID with me. Don't know what registered in my head. I started packing my passport. What? I'm like, I've got crow's feet. You're 26 years young, darling. They're not going to be asking you for your ID. Oh my days.

You still get worried about going into bars or pubs more particularly. 100%. It's like, no one's asking for your ID, darling. I do get asked. I do get asked. You get asked, do you?sed yeah I've got a baby face my siblings

they're younger than me but they look older than me right so they'll be like they'll go in be like sorry darling can we

I'm like oh stop it if only you knew I'm the oldest one here actually but I don't mind getting ID'd I kind of like it oh I look young okay

yeah I normally only ever get ID'd if I'm like swaying oh yeah can't walk swaying yeah like too drunk to get in and they're like ID'd if I'm like swaying oh yeah swaying yeah like too drunk to get in and they're like ID'd

you're not dancing yeah I'd come sway with me no you don't let me get too drunk they're looking for any opportunity to like not let me in yeah let's check your ID yeah but still I just thought that was funny

funny I don't think it's anything personal I just think yeah the fact that she cried. That's a bit, that's embarrassed. Are you not embarrassed? Are you not embarrassed? You've got Kanye left, so.

Oh, bless her. How old is he? I think there's more important things to worry about than turning 27. Like what? Well, like that we can't afford to put our heating on. Oh, that's the one. There you go. Okay, that's a good one, yeah.

Yeah. All right, so speaking of yeah guys entitled celebrities what celebrity or which celebrity do you think is very much entitled I need a name

oh um celebrities I always say first name there's so many first one that comes to your head five four

three two one Kendall Jenner huh I would Kendall Jenner Kendall

Kendall Jenner Kendall Christmas Kendall Kendall Jenner oh okay it just comes to my head one kandall jenna huh i would kandall jenna kandall christmas kandall kandall jenna okay it just comes to my head because there was this episode of the last kardashians i was thinking kardashian yeah but aren't they just like such an easy target yeah i think they are crazy in the last kardashian not the last one one one of the episodes yeah where she sits there and she's like i don't want to go to this like red carpet i don't want to go to this event i don't want to promote this tequila that's my thingy i just want to go live on a farm it's like okay we'll go to your farm yeah oh lucky you got a farm literally it's ridiculous like why are you complaining when you're so privileged and it's exciting to have all these opportunities yeah i don't know it's up to them but i actually

saw a tiktok the other day as well that was about you know the osborne family they had like a show did you know there's actually a third oldest child so there's like uh there's more than one is it kelly jack and then there's an older girl that was 16 at the time and when they were getting into the show they were like obviously we all have to be on camera they're going to be following us around the whole time. Yeah. And this older child who was 16 was like, no, I don't want any part of it. I don't want to be famous.

So she moved out. Okay. And now she's estranged from the family. Doesn't speak to the brothers and sisters. At all. And then obviously it's just caused like a massive wedge in between their relationship. All for the price of fame. So I am.

Yeah. So I'm saying they obviously do have a choice. But. price of fame so i am yeah so i'm saying they obviously do have a choice but i think also when you grow up with famous parents that there's this kind of delusion that comes with it but you're just not in touch with with everything else i get if you're born into a family like that you don't really have a choice yeah but then we have a different realm which is celebrities that want to stick their finger in all the pies the one i'm thinking of in particular that i see and i love you i love you i love

you i love you harry styles and if you watch this i will still marry you but we work on this first but like so i watched don't worry darling the other day and this boy is in a multi-million hollywood film yeah i get that he's shagging the boss but he's not even got a drama GCSE qualification. And it shows. And it shows. It's just so, he didn't even bother changing his accent for the whole film.

And it's just like, if you maybe had some time out of your touring, of your actual main job, which is actually being a sensational pop star, performer, and just maybe had like a little bit of acting classes, maybe A-level. I don't think that's enough

like i feel like if you're an actor i'll be an actor if you're a musician stay in your lane okay then we're saying that but somebody like beyonce beyonce's on it all why are you guys gonna say something about beyonce so you can't say harry styles i don't want beehive come for me because i am i am the beehive i am like the biggest fan but when she yeah dream girls okay you can't fault she is incredible okay but she's done other films like what austin powers i think she was terrible in that one yeah that's what i mean i'm agreeing with i'm agreeing with you like kill me she's not an actress sorry um they're only brought in for like star names aren't they like lion king as well

she's a cartoon let's give her a break but like as a voice like she's brought in because of her singing voice but just because you've got a good singer doesn't mean you've got a good acting voice right exactly and the biggest thing as well that's problematic with that is like harry styles who isn't an actor hasn't had years of training thanked the art, got paid 2.5 million versus Florence who got paid 700,000. Justice for Miss Flo. Justice for Miss Flo. Justice for Miss Flo. Justice for Miss Flo.

Honestly, it's just messed up. But then like if I was a celebrity, I'd be wanting to do it all. Give me the clothing range. I think the issue with that is the kind of like there never seems to be the realization or do you know i mean like that's why i have an issue with like if people look back and be like i'm so lucky to have this

privilege and this like this opportunity whereas harry was like it just feels like a real film it's actually made me like dislike him a little bit he's just like literally i know but then he's probably is grateful for it but it's not

like he can put a disclaimer in front of the film no thank you for like me being in the film that feels like

film i mean i don't mind black screen in a star comes on every cinema show

although i just wanted to say why is he from darling i mean if it's a small role something small then okay cool

like they've passed through or something no because then Ed Sheeran in Game of Thrones was awful oh kill it he had that one

episode and everyone was like what episode is that Game of Thrones like back in season seven oh my god what's he doing

just like pops up with a guitar wait wait but Harry did have his small beginning part he was like showed at the end credits of a marvel film but again all the actors were like american his brother in it is supposed to be american and he shows up with his holmes chapel accent hello i am the newest superhero i am an intergalactic alien and I'm here to kill the world from Manchester I've got many superpowers

that's crazy I'm going everywhere it's alright would you not take the opportunity if it was you 100% yeah

because do you think celebs get imposter syndrome well that yeah I think but you need to put a bit of graft in I know

if that was me and like I did have the opportunity I'd take it you can't really knock someone for you know doing whatever they can and if someone said just quickly bypass all the hard stuff and be in a top Hollywood

film or start out in like I think I'd still train for it I'll still train for it I'll still train for it she's still in EastEnders yes I'll be the new it I'll still train for it but I can't go she's still in EastEnders yes I'll be the new get EastEnders because of all that

Hollywood yeah Orford Orford East please EastWordy that'll be me but no I would still kind of do the training for it

I wouldn't just be like okay cool yeah I'm a star I'm gonna come walk on the set and just do my line and fuck off do you know what I mean well I'm not gonna do that

I'm still gonna like okay cool let me go to the lessons let me you know get into the yeah put the emphasis into it 100% but how do we know that he's not already done that no i think he has as well like naturally like through the i think he would have i think he had like some of the big directors he's worked

with in the past would didn't he work with christopher nolan yeah he was so good in that because he only had four lines in the whole film he was only good in that because you just looked at him you don't have to listen exactly and he was in soldier wear which is my favourite thing in my ankle wear soldier wear do I love the war do you

yeah don't say you love war no I love like war war aesthetic war aesthetic I love warcore

warcore I'm a war girl oh my god I just love the blitz oh my god so obviously you love Harry Styles any other

who's your weird celebrity crush oh oh my god and also have you had any weird sex dreams with celebrities

celebrities I wish no sometimes it's that thing that like you have a sex dream which makes you fancy them

so I might not have before yeah but then I'm trying to think who I had a really weird one once I think mine was you know um Justin Timberlake Cry Me a River she's a girl in the shower I thought that was me I wish that was me oh yeah Justin Timberlake Cry Me a River yeah um I don't remember that I'm trying to think wait wait not your memory

I don't remember that what do you mean you don't remember that what I don't remember that but anyway it's only everyone no

no Lauren I need to play it to you because honestly so that's a key scene I don't remember the music video I think I was about one when it came out

no surely not surely not well that's a key scene. I don't remember the music video. I think I was about one when it came out. No, surely not. Surely not. Well, that's not correct. No, you can't be right. No,

but about that song, weird one. I once tweeted the lyrics to that and then my ex's friend messaged him being like, is everything all right between you and Lauren? It's like, I don't know. What's the lyric?

You don't have to say. No, I don't really care what she did. You don't have to say. No, I don't really care what she did. You don't have to say what she did. I already know. I found out from him. So I tweet them lyrics. And absolute pandemonium.

All the fans start tweeting, what's going on? Absolutely Team Britney on this case. Are you? Team Britney, yeah. Because that song's about her. About Britney Spears, yeah. What, a double denim duo? A double denim duo

um because and then the media absolutely ripped her apart and like yeah it was just kind of like heartbreaker and just kind of like ruined her life justice for britney she's free now yeah she's free now my friend has a really weird sex dream i'm scared um my straight friend dreamt that no why is he looking at me like this he dreamt that daro brin waked him off daro brian say it right first no no i think it's daro brin um in any way the bald guy i'm not even focusing on the wanking part I'm like pronunciation actually the Irish name yeah

that would probably make you fancy him do you know what I mean yeah yeah you'd be in love with him that's cool who did that I can't tell because that's not fair it's my friend anonimity what

Christy fair it's my friend oh yeah what i'm trying to think um have you had one what a sex dream about celebrity yeah yeah i think i have i'm trying to think if there was a weird one jonathan bailey from bridgeton oh no i'm waiting for that one come on anytime now what's that thing called like lucid lucid dream lucid dream I wish I could do that so bad if I'm having a nightmare I can turn it around and wake up in the nightmare I can't do that

and then just be like stop or I can try and fly away from it but I fly like I'm swimming it takes me ages to get up so you've seen obviously Elon Musk bought Twitter king of Twitter losing billions of pounds a day

but one of the things that he did was actually unblock himself from all the accounts that blocked him and one of them being or actually he deleted one of his ex's whole Twitter accounts oh my god I'd probably do that don't call me a tour guide delete his account One of them being, or actually he deleted one of his ex's whole Twitter accounts. Oh my God. I'd probably do that.

They'll call me a tour guide. Oh my God, yeah. Delete his account. Delete his YouTube account. Yeah, how about that? Who are you going to call tour guide now, bitch? Which just makes you think, like, these petty, petty little cartoon kings of the land, like, antagonists, why the hell have they got the power to be in control of, like, one of the biggest platforms in the world?

Money. Yeah. Do you think it's fair, though? I don't think it's fair. I biggest platforms in the world money yeah do you think it's fair though i don't think it's fair i don't think the world's fair we can talk like that the world runs on money is he charging people for the blue tick now as well i think so yeah so i saw a random that was like 1000 followers the other day with a little blue tick yeah but did you see that he had to cancel that because um all these people were then claim were buying that but then like people were buying elon musk verified and then writing stuff being like i hate twitter

but loads of people have been like let go from twitter haven't they yeah so that's what i mean so why why is this big famous person he doesn't even really care that this little venture he's doing is going to be disrupting how many people's lives. Why the hell should he have that power? Because he paid for it. Yeah, but he's ugly. True. Yeah, he's ugly, but nobody else is.

He should not be famous. So we ask, what would you do if you had Elon Musk's power, if you were king of Twitter? I would let all the celebrities follow me. So Nas will follow me and he'll have my name on his um bio as the first wife that's what i'll do first wife slash yeah tour guide okay not the tour guide phil mitchell uh beyonce will follow me um she doesn't follow anyone well she'll follow me three people i think she will follow me yeah

and then i'll literally unfollow everybody else or everybody follows me but i don't follow anybody well i don't have a i deleted twitter flat four years ago right but i've got a twitter account that's just just for pre-in so i just stalk people i don't like on it like just pre-ins basically i'm stalking oh but undercover like so if i need to do like a- I used to have a secret Instagram account to do, like go through people's accounts so you didn't follow me. Or if I'm dating somebody. Or if I didn't like them. If I'm dating somebody, go through their tweets,

see what they tweet, what they kind of like, kind of get a gist. People tweet these days though. I mean, I don't know, I don't use it. Do you guys tweet? I don't tweet, but I think Twitter is the funnest place to go for jokes. When you're watching a series or watching something,

Twitter is the place to be that's how i form all my opinions look at hashtag something yeah never thought of a thing myself i have a secret beyonce fan account that i was just keeping like the loop of like what's going on or do you like post like it's like a fan no i don't i don't post but i just um go on and have a look see what beyonce's posting and then that's why i get all like the secret kind of like low down on what's going on in beyonce's world might of lowdown on what's going on in Beyonce's world. Might have to do that for Phil Mitchell. Nothing's going on because she's not releasing any visuals. Interesting.

Yeah, I think that's a good question to ask the audience. What do you guys think of celebrity entitlement? Who or what celebrity do you think is quite entitled? Let us know in the comments. Who's the biggest celebrity entitlemented person? Entit entitlemented person i'm sure i just said it so it must be a word entitled yeah i worded that word entitled entitlemented person if you know someone who is entitlemented let us know in the comments. I wish we were all celebrities.

We'll be one day. We'll be great celebrities. We won't be as entitled. And then they'll show back this hypocritical clip of us being like, celebrities are so entitled. Isn't that Lauren and Billy and Christy

doing this and they said no one's going to do that? So entitled. You're not only for president, X, Y, Z, blah, blah, blah. Open up a cake shop, you don't know anything about cakes. You know what I mean? But I can try, I can learn.

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