Tea at Four - Harry Styles' Sex Toys, Hannah Montana's 2026 Tour and Is Sydney Sweeney A Feminist?

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

This week, Billy and Lauren (while Christie's gallivanting in Glasgow) chat all things pop culture, from Harry Styles' new saucy business venture to the Sydney Sweeney controversy...Whether we're defending the Lionesses, unpacking the ethics of vibrating butt plugs in Asda, or plotting to bankrupt ourselves on a potential Hannah Montana tour, it's unhinged, usually insightful, and never ever dull. Pull up a chair, grab your no-secco, and let’s see it all.Make sure to give us a follow on Spotify, YouTube and Instagram (@teaatfourpod), and if you want to share any unhinged stories with us, please do: [e-mail] x

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to Elyria. Who knows what that's from? No, what is it from? She's the man. Oh, you and Rosie always wrote that and I never really... Have you never seen it? I have seen it. It just never was it like my go-to films, you know, like films you always go back to.

I thought that once or twice. You should go watch it. Like a Cinderella story or Freaky Friday or Mean Girls I would go back to, wild child I'd get back to. But not, she's a man. What did you have against Amanda Bynes? She's got enough on our play. I actually didn't like Amanda Byron's growing up Yeah

I hated the Amanda show It was really annoying Oh my god That's like the base line of my humour And that's why I hate you Hi guys Welcome back to see it for I'm Billy

And I'm Lauren And Christy is not here Womp Womp She's in Glasgow You know in the last week's episode She was saying she wanted to travel She's got off She's in Glasgow

Yeah She's so random that girl I love her. Oh, I hope she's having a bonny weed time. Oh, do you? Oh, what's new? What's having this week? Well, last weekend, obviously, the Euros.

The women, the lionesses, bought it home. Yes. How brilliant. I didn't mean it sarcastically. I think it's incredible. And two times arose, really good. It's great. It's like I, but the first thing I just thought of when I said that was the misogynistic tweet of the three irons.

Oh. on a yeah three irons but this is this is just my point of this conversation actually one amazing the lioness is one we're all for that but two CB Fing A with the

the backlash of men that said it doesn't count why are women only watching when it's the euros what like like why is it why does it just welcome such a backlash of abuse I don't understand why people feel the need to hate it yeah like if you don't want to watch it don't watch it but like don't hate people for watching it and supporting it exactly like

they're like so many people have turned out this time around i think because obviously they did so well in the last euros yeah like 65,000 people turned up to the victory parade it was like quite a big deal and like i like keep seeing people shit on girls for trying to get into the euros and like you don't really have a go at someone for watching the Olympics when they don't watch athletics every year i mean it's a really good point so really good point why not come out and like cheer for you the your home team yeah and I think we all we all have to start somewhere admittedly I don't really tend to watch football as a whole but I'll join in a bit when it comes to the Euros the World Cup for the men's so I actually thought I had to sit down

myself this year and I was just like I'm a woman I want to be there to support and at least watch the game regardless of the outcome so yeah I feel like just coming on to fucking X and just seeing freaks like Joey Barton did you see his tweets? I saw some of them. Can I read out the, what was, what was his quote? Not that I want to bring attention to this man, but it's people like this that are in a position or have a platform that say these things and I just wonder how much it's harming like how people treat like women's football and women's sports. So Joey Barton, ex-footballer called the women's euros and nonsense pottery trophy. What, like, what's like, what sparked him to wake up and like,

and just like have this kind of like hate? Probably irrelevance. Irrelevant Like what you're not famous anymore You're not successful anymore So now you just have to go on Twitter And just talk down to women They're a lot more successful than you Do you know what it's giving?

It's giving in-sale behaviour When men just hate women And so therefore they have to kind of like Hate any achievement that they've got 100% Just like celebrate them Like lift them up What's what's the big deal

I know Well actually he signs off all his tweets With a dog farting So I think that just says all it needs to say Ah, a comedy genius. No. Maybe he's actually doing a Badoom.

This is a Joker. Yeah, gosh. Your ex is just a horrible place that I wouldn't go there for a good time. I wouldn't go there. It used to be hilarious. Like the gays used to run that shit to town. And now it's filled with like right wing, misogynistic, homophobic, racist. Like, what's the word?

A freak lily. Rhetoric. and it's like actually scary. Yeah. Freak Lily. You're a freak Lily. You're a freak Lily. You're a freak Lily.

Guess what film that's from? Harry Potter on the Death of the Hall is part too. So yeah, so we're here to just say, well done the lionesses. We love you. And also what, yeah, thank you.

And also what I'm loving of the little fan edits on TikTok. I'm on lesbian talk on my moment. Let's be freaking real. But yeah, no, loving being on lesbian talk. I'm loving, discovering all the lionesses in all their kind of slow-mo forms to hot tracks like...

Pink Pony Club? Pink Pony Club. It's a Femnonomenon. Oh, I lap that right up. We did one on 4-9, didn't we? Yeah. A little montage for them. Thank you, Gettie.

Thank you, Gettie. Thank you, Gettie images. Yeah. No, really proud of them. What else is going on with you? How are you feeling? Gosh, big week in my calendar. I've just been in a video of Bonnie Blue.

Oh, my God, you have. More context, please? So Bonnie Blue has his documentary out of the moment and we were approached by Channel Ford for them to use a clip from the podcast. And I said, yes. And I look absolutely ugly in it. But it's funny.

It's a sentiment that we're there for, not how you look. I guess so. It's a sentiment. And I had a couple of people message me, but not too many, which is nice. Yeah. I just don't think people are going to watch it. No, just to clarify, just for more context again, it's a clip of you slating Bonnie Blue.

It's not you kind of. being pegged by Bonnie Blay Oh, that's coming And so are you Oh my gosh That is a clip when we're talking about How she kept saying things Like I want to go after 18 year old boys

Barely legal boys And we were kind of like saying It's predatory and it's gross He's a star I mean the person after me called her Deplorable Slapper And you put it quite nicely I think I worded it quite eloquently

me. If I was Bonnie Blue, I would get a t-shirts now made that say deplorable slapper, though. Yeah, that's amazing. Because that's kind of brat. That's brat. Oh, my God. Facts. I'd wear it. Yeah. Merch. Merch store at the O2.

Deplorable flapper. Love it. What else is new? Well, my Hayfeevibh stopped working. 2.0. Moving, honestly. Where's my snore button? No! The people want to hear this. I got a Hayfeevooab at the beginning of summer.

It changed my life. It messed up. a couple of other things, e.g. my menstrual cycle and kind of my immune system and kind of gave me the option of having like bone deficiency, but it stopped me from sneezing and spluttering and having a runny eyes. So I can

enjoy my glass and brew. I had to get a top up 2.0 it fucked me up. It barked me up. I was not well. Something was going on down there. But now it's run out anyway. It's like metabolized. I'm so fucking skinny and athletic. But now last night I could feel it in the night. I could feel

the dust and the kind of the leaves all seeping into my nose. Have you heard this other thing that people are doing at the moment when they've got Hey, Hey, Viva, they just clean their rooms? Shout out, pigs die. Pigs die? Pigsty? Pigsty.

Big stye. That's really rude. No, that's a different thing. That's dust allergies. Oh, you just said that you could smell and taste the dust. Because the window? Because the window was opening the night and the fan was blowing in pollen. I don't know.

Hayfever was for weak people. Yeah, it's actually for people that was to say. I'm Caesarean. Beautiful people that are Caesareans. Grock, tell me this. Fact check. In fact, check. Oh, God.

Should play celebrity? Let's play celebrity. Do you reckon celebrities have pay fever? Um, yeah. You never see Harry Stiles mid-concert just. Thank you, my lady. Billy, would you mind holding this one? I go?

No, I'm needed. A first look at blank blank sex toy range. Harry Styles. Harry Stiles, Sex Toy Range. Yeah. Do you think they're going to be that molded off of his? No, it's not, it's a circle.

Oh. Is it a ball. Only fans creators have like molds of their actual. Do they? How do you know that? Twitter. Oh. Try a couple.

Quite good. Right good. No, so why is he, is it like for female pleasure as well? If there was a man I would trust him knowing about female pleasure, it would be Harry Stiles. Yeah, I mean, amazing for him, such a, have such a cool business venture. If there was anything he could bring out under a brand name pleasing, it was going to be a pleasure. Yeah, I always just think though, like, how much do men actually know about female sexual pleasure? Yeah, but maybe it's not for the girls.

does boys like vibrating things up their bum? Bobby I don't know some people Oh we have spoken about this actually weirdly say that about what?

I don't know we have bought it up before and asked Bobby This is boy Bobby for contact Oh yeah Just talking about producer Bobby I'm sorry Producer Bobby

Would you mind looking up if boys like boys like vibrating things up their bum? Yeah, of course they do. They do. Why? It's where the male G spot is. Oh. You don't know your G spots.

No, I do know. I'm acting, I'm playing dumb. You've been playing dumb for 29 years. Oh, horrid. Yeah, of course they do. I think some men might be not be too ashamed to admit it. Yeah, fair enough. Normalised that.

Have you ever tried it? Up the mum? No, pleasure toys. Up the ball. Oh. I've got a funny thing. My mum watch. this anymore uh yeah i guess so

oh gosh and will you be buying harry's sex toys who for you can this point

um will I be yes actually but I think it's like only I think he missed a trick they're 79 dollars he did done them 69 oh gosh yeah that'd been so funny what is it actually I've not seen it It's just a vibrator, like a double-ended air vibrator, I think. I think.

I haven't got it in now or anything. Moving on. Next. Will blank, blank hit the road in 2026? Me, when I learned my driving test. Hannah Montana? When I learned my driving test. When I learned my driving.

I don't get me on the road. You've got a big storm coming. Is it the Hannah Montana rumors? Yes. Oh my God. we can only all the tweets I keep saying at the moment is like me now that I've got adult money

to spend on Hannah Montana tickets Oh my fucking God What would be your ideal set list? Oh everything Rockstar number one And then all of the Hanamontana movie tracks Is she opening with rock star? Yeah obviously

I think she needs to open with the start of Best of Both World but then she doesn't finish it until the end of the set so then she closes with Best of Boat or maybe she starts at Best of Both Worlds and then like then finishes on the climb Max

and then we'll have a lot Harry Stiles, my prison, our pussies. Or bussies. Our bussies. Yeah, I'll go. Yeah, I will be there for every night. I'd be willing to spend more money on that than what I did for Beyonce. 100%.

Because that's going to be hot ticket, especially because her voice is broke or something, in it? It's not broke. She just does it, like, touring, does she? All those cigarettes. She doesn't do, I don't know if she smokes still, but yeah, she said that she had to really tone down her life. lifestyle because she was having some like issues i love her voice now though yeah it's so different to when it was hannah montana which is like maybe she could do like a rocker rookie chick yeah no i don't

i'm gonna be fucking for real now i'll be pissed off if she tries to make han montana songs rocky i don't want to hear different renditions i don't want to hear collabs i just want to hear as it was told 20 years ago don't touch the great text believe it as God did write it it's like like come on doesn't need to be pissed about with I absolutely agree with that side note have you ever listened to

Can't Take My Eyes of a View bonus track from high school musical to soundtrack No Oh it's so sexy Really? I was listening to it on the way to work the other than just like With your Harry Styles vibrator in No I took out of that

I was walking Of course Well I would know you like this fun fact you were talking about do men like gay vibrating toys a lot of gay men will buy the ones that they can control the remote control and they'll be walking around shops with up the bum and then they'll be like in random public places oh my god i see that on tic-tok if you fart it would it fall out um i don't know you're thinking about them well when i was in asda not that

time i did fart that one time we're going to hell another one for me thank you me lady oh there's actual praseco in there I think it's no secco. Blank Blank's American Eagle campaign sparks intense criticism. Oh, this is a little Sydney Swooner. Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle campaign sparks intense criticism. Gosh. Yeah, what are you thinking?

I'm on the personal stance of, it's a bit far to go. It's a loss for feminism. But I do think it's problematic. Do you? I don't think I'm that educated on it. Sorry. burp burp and hiccup bick up

I just I like I see a lot of people getting upset about it I wasn't really offended when I first watched the theme but is that because you're a man and I'm not really looking out

for that kind of vibe yeah or like her boobs boobs what are you looking at them but like when Beyonce did her Levi's jeans advert I was like oh my god

yay it's so cool and like the same kind of shots are using that like Beyonce looking very sexy in jeans and I guess that's like Beyonce's brand isn't it but I think that's different she's not showed her ass crack she just showed her bum but Sydney Sweeney has literally got her full cleavage out and not to say I don't appreciate the female form like I just feel like reducing a

clothing product or like an advertisement down to someone's cleavage with that sultry voice it's it's kind of reminding me of like the the Brookshield's Calvin Klein advert oh yeah that was been mentioned the fact that she then ended up going down a route of like people trying to take advantage of her being sexualized so young. I feel like it's just, it's just not we need in a world full of like my fucking list of, um, for example, this is not to do with Sydney Sweeney, but this is just like a couple of like things. I texted my friends the other day of like what was in my local area. Met PC that found guilty of rape.

A 21 year old man has been arrested on attempted a murder of his girlfriend. A man exposed himself whilst facing a 15 year old girl on London. transport police searching for a gang that beat up like I just I just like why we do is have to fuel young males yeah and I know this is not what Sydney Sweeney is doing inherently but I think there is this like bigger issue at the moment and I think they are trying to attack it like I've seen in the UK they've made it so over so under 18s can't view porn and things like that but you've got this woman this this woman that everyone's looking at yeah And she's talking in that stupid voice.

Someone who's already kind of got like this, like not even promiscuous, but this kind of like over-sexualized identity. 100%. Like she, like everything she's worked in, she's always been kind of like, almost been propped up as like a sexual character.

And like she, I think she's even getting like hate from like producers in Hollywood and like, which isn't her fault. She's an actress trying to make it and like, I think people have maybe taken advantage of her. Yeah. And things like sexualising of cleavage on this ad that's going to be, plastered everywhere, takes me back to my brain of like when I was 13 and I got fucking cat

called and someone said like something about my boobs when I was walking up a high street and he was old enough to be my dad. Like I don't know. I just, it doesn't sit with me. Yeah. And then I sway. But then in the same beat, I realized people like Sabrina Carpenter is doing a similar thing where she is being very empowered about her body and, you know, dressing promiscuously. But it's slightly different. Is it though? Like love Sabrina. love what she's doing but I'm seeing a lot of people kind of compare the two with the same brush of the stroke of the same pen whatever they call yeah but I don't think it's I don't think Sabrina does it for the male gaze because she is the poster girl of like oh okay yeah so basically

within this ad she's talking about like jeans having good genes yeah genealogy and she is obviously the poster white woman with blue eyes and things like that people are saying it's like bringing up eugenics I don't think it's as deep as that but I do think saying like for you to have good jeans and you're a standard white woman with big tits I think though like as a someone who's leading campaign like that and you're going to base this whole campaign around like basically the playing words of jeans and having good jeans and having good denim jeans you'd want to do it as a kind of like have a group of people doing it like this not like you know the amount of times you see Calvin client ads with like loads of celebrities

yeah why would you not if you want to make it about the jeans you have and then the jeans you're born with or vice versa like you'd want to make a bigger picture and include way more people in a in a day where the microscope is on things like advertisements and like celebrities and endorsements why wouldn't you think about that and i or maybe they have and this is why it's got so much attention on the brand you can't i think you can't tell me that a brand like american was it american eagle yeah or whatever they're called doesn't have a team of people working around the clock about what is going to be picked up by people what are people going to read into is this going to have repercussions is this going to have this kind of undertones that we should be aware of a brand like

that has hundreds of people to be making sure that they're coming across in the right way and to say that they just didn't think about it I think is yeah and considering actually Sydney Sweeney brought out like that bathwater what was it bathwater scent or candle or something like that does make me think it's more strategic than just like a unthought about physical. move yeah but she doesn't want to she doesn't she shouldn't become that girl that's just doing anything like being in everything doing anything I guess not my yeah I guess it's paying the bills I mean I yeah blank blank shocks fans with wild skims product that looks like Hannibal lector oh Kim Kardashian I'm presuming so but what the frick I don't know anything about there

no show it to me what's Hannibal lector so you got bitten off face or something because she's brought out the the nipple piercing hello the nipple piercing bra oh nipple piercing now Hannibal Lecter's got nipple piercings no Hannibal lector's the guy that ate everyone in Sonssela lamps yeah and he had a weird mask on it's a face oh my god it's given I've just had plastic surgery in turkey oh my god no it's giving like two 20-20 TikTok shop like to get rid of your double chin yeah yeah why what's that for like that's what what Hannah would have to looks like. Oh my God, are we not exhausted?

What is that for? Is that a fashion thing or is it like a skin care? Face shapewear. Right. Okay. Women, you do not have to do that. You do not have to buy that. I'll just get one of my nons old tights

and put that around my heads. You'd be halfway there. I think the message you're supposed to be giving is that actually women, we don't need to shape our faces because our faces are natural and beautiful. Yes. But also, that is so misleading

to tell a group of people to use this fucking face shapeware when you've got how much Botox and filler in your jawline? No? It's not very four nine of you. No, but it's not, no, I'm saying, I'm not judging people for having

Botox and filler in their jawline. I'm saying that it's misleading. It's misleading to say that you can achieve that kind of chisel jawline by wearing this apparatus on your face. Who knows what that could be doing for you? That could be bringing your jaw forward. So you look like...

I just don't think Kim Coe needs to really... Actually, I think I'll retire now. Yeah, you're done, babe. You're done, babe. You know, you've had a really good career. Why are you bringing out pointless, stretchy, elastic to put around people's jewels? Nice landfill. More landfill.

Yeah. Because people aren't going to buy it. And they'll sell it out and then they'll use it once and then put it in the bin. Because they realise it don't work. How much are they, Bobby? I can say 59. No, 69. I'll say 49.

No, the ultimate face, $48. Oh, you're very right. 49. I'm the perfect audience. You need it. Yeah, obviously. I am lacking a kind of separator between my head and my neck. No, you don't.

Send me one, Kim. Yeah. We actually love your product. We've been trapped, everything we've said. Yeah, so we have the vibrator, the skims board head suit and Sydney Sweetie's jeans. Thank you. I think you're going to see you. Next year.

Please. Is that missing a sound? There was a humming on the mic earlier. Here's what I dried her on. oh gosh that was a giggle isn't it a giggle and a squid well thank you so much for joining us I hope you had as much fun listening as we did to talk it raw welcome

guys tomorrow Billy's interviewing Chad Michael Murray and Jamie Curtis I was really nervous about that and I just brought it up because I forgot about it and no I'm scared again do we do use your vibrator on you calm the nerves bit yeah and you're going to be at wilderness festival yeah i am great and it's going to rain um yes and we might have some exciting new guests on next week oh yes tbc tbc tbc but until next time we will see you next week thanks for joining us bye Thank you.