Tea at Four - Kinks caught in the act, Kanye West's humiliation fetish and a lottery revenge story…

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

This week we talk a look at a couple celebrity headlines for the week, deliberating if Kanye West’s recent behaviour suggests he has a humiliation fetish, and why Leo Woodall says he can’t take the tube anymore.We also rate two hilarious confessions on our Brew-tal meter, both with a Valentines Day swing.A boyfriend gets revenge on his cheating partner by using the lottery, and a woman is traumatised by discovering her sister’s kink.Lauren and Billy discuss what straight men talk about in group chats, and Christie also shares her own embarrassing family story…Send us any confessions or dilemmas to [e-mail]

My sister overheard me engaging in a kink and I'm worried our relationship will never be the same. Is Kanye okay? Is he treating the people around him with the respect that they deserve? Or is he manipulating people who are desperate for fame, desperate for attention and putting them in these horrible, vulnerable positions? Hi guys, welcome back to today's Quick Cupper. I'm Lauren. I'm Billy. And I'm Christy. And this is the podcast where we talk all things that you stay in the group chat. All right, we can play a little game. Yeah. Our favorite game. No, kind of game. This one is celebrity headlines of the week. Celebrity where we fill in the blanks of some top headlines amongst the celebs.

Hope you've been doing your research. I hope so, but I love coming onto the podcast and learning new things every single day. So you do learn how to pronounce Shalimeh. Timothy Shalimeh. And who Chappell-Rona's. She is basically a singer. She's not Olivia Rodrigo. No, she's not. Sabrina Carpenter because I think their names are wrong.

But now I know my thing. I think we need to get you to a pub quiz. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Okay, they in the tea pot? Yeah, yeah. There are only two by the way, so someone doesn't get to turn.

You go first. Okay. Ooh, it's piping. Okay. Why would you talk about my boyfriend on somewhere like this? Okay, Leo Woodle, I can't take the tube anymore because I make my-

Farts. What? Money. Farts. Farts. I can't take the tube, I want to make farts. It just makes, the first thing that comes to my head, that's why I wouldn't get the tube.

What, he's got severe IBS. Well, I don't know. That's what I'm trying to get. Is his name Louis Widdell? No. Oh, for fuck's sake. Louis Walsh. Yeah, this Louis Walsh. No, Leo Widdell.

You're not gonna know this. You know, One Day that came out last year, beautiful love story on Netflix. Oh, he's got kind eyes. The new Bridget Jones film. Yes. The new Bridget Jones film. It's the younger love interest. Okay, yes's got kind eyes. The new Bridget Jones film. Yes. The new Bridget Jones film. Yes, yes, yes.

He's the younger love interest. Okay, yes, yes, yes. I've got a real obsession with him. I just think me and my boyfriend think he's got the most kind eyes. Like a bear. I smell a three-way. I'm sorry about some of this marriage.

Cause I make films, movies. I make money. I make money. That's why I thought it was money. I make orgasms. I make girls melt. I make money. I make money. I thought it was money. I make orgasms. Ooh, my favorite. I make girls melt. I make girls melt.

I don't know. That would be an it if I ever have one. No idea. I can't take the sharing wall. Is it a one word answer? What? Yeah. Is it one word? No, sorry, it's two words.

Oh. Because I make- Bands scream. Mm, People cry. Romcoms? Romcoms, yeah. They got not one word. Romantic comedies. Well I don't think any of us got that.

Okay, there are your final guesses. Yeah, money, romcoms, girls milk. I can't take the tube anymore because I make husbands jealous. Oh! Excuse me! Confidence! They're probably true though. Oh, confidence. Probably true though. Why threatened in our house? We all love him.

Yeah, but I would be threatened if I was a straight man as well. But why? Although recently have you seen he looks absolutely like zombified. He was just tired. He's really fucking tired. He was in a clip from Big Fat Quiz of the Year, my favorite quiz of the year. Oh, I loved that.

Loved it. He looked knackered. Awful, didn't he? Absolutely. He popped up and he was like, hi Jimmy. It's really. It was like everyone on the panel was like, is he okay? Oh my gosh.

It was like he was there against his will. He needs some milk. He needs some sleep. Bless him. Who wants to go next? Do you want to read the next one? Okay. He needs some sleep. Bless him. Who wants to go next? You want to read the next one? Okay. Oh.

I tried to help. Hopefully Leo isn't going to see this. You know what I mean. It'll be really embarrassing. Oh, lovely handwriting, you know. Thanks. Cardi Wess implies wife Bianca sensory blank, blank, blank, overshadowed winners.

Getting naked. Grammys red carpet, or like red carpet outfit. Oh, that's nice. The Grammy's winners. Yeah, is that it? Yeah, X-rated Grammy's dress, overshadowed winners. Yeah, I hope she's okay. I think I want her to like blink twice.

Blink twice. Do you know what I mean? Because I personally think something's not right. I have not trusted that man since I was born. I just think he is really dangerous. The way that he treats women and like, I just think like the way, first of all, he's a Trump supporter.

I'll say that first. And the way, I don't know, there's something that doesn't sit right with me about the way he objectifies women and the way that like, she was obviously a nobody before this and now she's kind of like... Where's her friends? She used to be an architect.

Really? Yeah, I think we need to have a serious conversation about Bianca Sensori because I was on the tube the other night and there was these two girls talking and they were laughing about the whole thing. They were like, oh yeah, Bianca's, sorry, more like Bianca censored or something. And they were laughing about it

and everything about that situation screams some kind of control, whether she's agreeing to it or I don't know. I don't think her turning up with the red carpet with a coat on, him mouthing something and then her removing her thing. It doesn't seem like she's doing that off her own back. Yeah. But then, this must be a bit wild to say, but who's to say that it's actually just a play that they've got going on?

Behind closed doors, she may be completely different, but in the public eye, that is how she's portrayed herself. Just saying. Showbiz is showbiz. No, it's not even showbiz, it's like breaking the law. Like the other fucking month, weren't they at Venice? Yeah, like- Like going across the Venice canals and she was sucking him off.

Oh, that's illegal. Yeah, there's like videos and stuff. It's really bad. I can't imagine that. Well-being. Just this whole thing with him being involved in the P Diddy stuff, I'm so worried that he is doing all he can behind closed doors

to kind of manipulate her and and who asked her into it. He was like, Kim Kardashian said before how like he was quite controlling over what she wore. He's been obsessed with her for years. Yeah. Years. And also like, he's like, he's...

I feel like the way that Britney was treated when Britney was going through whatever she was going through has been completely different to where that Kanye West has been treated when they've probably had similar battles in terms of what's going on behind. Public breakdowns. Public breakdowns. Yeah. And I feel like that people haven't really paid

enough attention to actually, is Kanye okay? Is he treating the people around him with the respect that they deserve? Or is he manipulating people who are desperate for fame, desperate for attention, and putting them in these horrible, vulnerable positions that actually... But then again, like you say, she might actually like it and she might be up for all of it. I don't know. That's a really good point. I also personally feel like he has kids

as well. So what example are you showing your kids? I mean, in a way we can't really get onto Bianca because Kim has done some outlandish things as well. So it's one of them ones where it's like, okay, if you guys allowed Kim to do XYZ, why are you guys not allowing Bianca? I don't know if that's that. I think the difference is that Kim has worn some like questionable things,

but she's not walked around like nearly butt naked at the Grammys. It's not about you. It's actually not about you, Bianca. What fucking music have you released? No, exactly. That was so bizarre to me that she turns up there, wants to make's not about you. It's actually not about you, Bianca. What fucking music have you released? No, exactly. That was so bizarre to me that she turns up there, wants to make it all about her.

And I've got Beyonce backstage busting her ass, making Cowboy Carter. That's talent. What, you taking your fucking clothes off? It's so, it's also like- Piss me off. I think that, yeah, you're right, Kanye. Everyone did start talking about it

because they were embarrassed for her. They're embarrassed for him that he like, has to parade around. Yeah, he doesn't care. Someone said that he's got like a humiliation fetish. It's possible. I think so. I think so.

And that's the reason I bring up the P Diddy stuff because there's a lot to do with humiliation kind of fetishes and tactics within that kind of realm, which makes me think that could be linked. And also I do feel like the more he's spoken about, I don't know if people get paid more, the more that you're in the media, do you get paid more?

Is there- No, you don't get paid from the media, but it's all publicity, I guess, is good publicity, as Louis Walsh once said. Yeah. Louis Walsh used to put in fake stories about his band, like Boyzone being in plane crashes. Oh my God.

That's another story, yeah. There's a new documentary I saw and he was like, blue watch was like yeah, let me do my Irish accent. London Daddy. Yes I made it up. I thought they were in a plane crash, felt awful but told their parents they were alright in the end. Really good. Oh my crazy. London Daddy. Sorry yeah London Daddy. Back to Karine. Karine, I think he's dead. I think it's regretfully. Regretfully.

Yeah, I don't wanna keep talking about him to be honest. Yeah. I don't think he's had that moment that's been a redemption arc. I feel really bad for his children. I feel bad for Kim too. I feel bad for the women that were there to celebrate because it was really a night of women

celebrating their accomplishments, especially women who have worked for 10 years to get where they are Dochi, Chapel, Charlie, Sabrina and their night has been overshadowed by a man dehumanizing a woman on the red carpet that doesn't sit right with me and the fact that like this was a night of celebration and whether Bianca enjoyed it or not the way it's been perceived is everyone has ridiculed this woman and had made fun of her and it shouldn't have been that night shouldn't have been about that yeah they give off the energy that like and I don't know this but like they're each other's only friends you know those couples that are just so immersed in each other's situation and it's so destructive and so it's kind of like, what's it,

Courtney and Travis, same kind of energy, just absolutely just like enamored by each other's passion, intense fiery. There's a whole world outside there, guys, it's not about you. Yeah, I think it's because people don't wanna be their friends. Yeah, I think they're very self-centered and it's like,

where we go, you guys will follow regardless. We're going to make sure that you guys have something to talk about. I think that's what it is. Scary! Right, let's move on. Enough of them. For the next part of today's episode, we're going to be playing an old fan favourite. Brutal. By fans, my mum.

favourite? Brutal. By fans, my mum. Okay. We're reading out some outrageous confessions and we're gonna rate them on how brutal we think they are. Okay, first up we have, cheat on me? Fine, you'll never win the lottery jackpot. What? So my ex had a vivid dream one time, she saw herself winning the lottery and woke up and instantly wrote down the numbers. She uses them for every single draw and always said she will for the rest of her life or until she wins, which she is convinced will happen. Well, she cheated on me recently and so I broke up with her, but I know those lottery numbers after having bought her tickets on multiple occasions. So for the last three weeks, I've bought tickets to every draw using the same numbers

and I will for the rest of my life or until I win. Even if she wins, she will have to share the jackpot with me. I love that. That's so good. I love pettiness. Keep it up, sir. That is God's work.

I think that's brilliant. Was his name Peter Pettigrew? Peter Pettigrew, love that. I think the start and the opening for me was that, it got me. It got you, it took a G. I love that someone can be that petty to remember someone's lottery numbers.

Can you imagine? Honey, that is class A. Yeah, because you would actually burn knowing that they won and then it's like, but I'm the one that used to burn. Yeah. Can you imagine? Like you're sitting up like, but I'm the one that used to burn. Yeah. Can you imagine like you're sitting up like, wait, hold on, I know there's them numbers.

She would be furious if she ever won. Oh my God. Also that's like, that's the kind of pettiness that will like, if he does it forever, we'll just live like slowly, slowly living with it. And then she weren't ever knowing that it happens. Yeah. Which is beautiful.

Magical. Magical. Magical. Magical. What we rating there? I mean, I think it's crazy. Out of 10, probably like a four. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not really. I think the lottery's fixed. Do you? I've really got to the point now where I've done it a couple of times and got one and I think it's fixed. It really pisses me off as well because I really get into those moods.

You know those days, just I'm feeling lucky today. Yeah. I'm it's fixed. It really pisses me off as well, because I really get into those moods. You know those days, just I'm feeling lucky today. I'm feeling lucky today. One time we obviously play our radio station things, and then we light candles, and we're there holding hands in a circle. We're going to win. We're going to win. We're going to win.

And then it rolls around, and I just get the ick at myself. I can't believe I even thought for a moment I had a chance at winning. Or spent 30 pounds trying to win heart make me a winner. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. Yeah.

I do think I'm gonna win every time. You can't have it all. I mean, you never know. Like in a whim some people. I would rather go on to like do or no do at this point. Really? A lot of people doing that all right actually. Yeah.

A girl won 35 K though, would they? Oh, I feel Yeah. A girl wants to get you 5K, don't they? I would like to see you on that. I think the pressure and that bank call. What pressure? I would think I would take whatever the bank gave me. Wait, can't you bring your friends? Isn't that how it works? The deal or no deal?

Isn't it like people you know? No. I feel like it's that random. That's the celebrity one. Yeah, it's just random and then basically you get to know them after a while. Yeah, of course. You feel like it's that random. That's the celebrity one. Yeah, it's just random and then you basically, you get to know them after a while. And then they put on like one panty. It's such a funny show.

Actually you might look into that, you know, like guys, Christie's going on. It's such an easy show, isn't it? It's very camp, I feel. Real camp, like, oh, 50p. I would end up winning 50p. Don't say that. I think I would go into it being like. Don't say that. No.

I think I would go into it being like, I just want to win a certain amount and if the banker offers me it, I'm gone. Yeah. Thank you. Really? Next. Yeah. Ring ring ring ring.

Hello. Yeah yeah that's what I did. Oh my god. Oh my god sorry, side note, this is a side note. Daytime TV whilst we're on the topic, you know they've made loose women into loose men one day a week now. What?

Really? Have they? Yeah, they got bored of the old bats. Who is on there? It's like Pete Wicks. The gym guy? Yeah. Okay.

No, no, no, no, not Pete, I didn't mean to say that. Joe. No, Pete, no, that's Joe Pete, I didn't mean to say that. Joe. No, Pete, no, that's Joe Wicks. Joe Wicks. Pete Wicks is friends with Sam Thompson. Okay. Oh, Jordan Banjo. Okay, what?

No, not Jordan Banjo, the brother. No, it is Jordan Banjo. And like two other boys. Oh, and like Dougie from McFly. That one. It's so random. That sounds like nightmare blunt rotation. I couldn't think of anything fucking worse.

I'm sorry. What are they talking about? Loose women is for women and at a push, gays. Who is watching that group of mediocre straight boys talk about shit? And they're the group of people that I just don't understand how they are famous. They have sold their soul somewhere and do you know what I mean? I know we talk-

Oh this has been a bit nasty. I don't care. I just get off my screen. It's like Rita Ora. Why is she everywhere? Hey, she's worked her way up. Allow her. But what?

What has she done that is successful? RIP to the girl I used to know. Exactly, back in 2000 and never. Primark. We'll never forget the Primark, right? Yeah. I just can't stand any of those groups of men, sorry. As a gay man, I find it offensive. I'm gonna listen to what they talk about

just to see what it's about. What are they gonna talk about? This is why I'm intrigued, I'm like, what can they say? Yeah, I need to know. I really wanna know. I don't understand what straight men have to talk about. I do really wonder this. I would love to be a fly on the wall

in the group chat of straight men. Cause I just don't understand. Like locker room talk. Is it? Yeah. Is that what it is? I guess so. Like let them live, I guess, but I will not be tuning in. I'll let you guys know next week

what they talk about. Cause I'm actually intrigued now. I imagine them talking about fishing and boats and cars. Yeah, Pokemon. What day is it on, Lauren? I don't know. Pokemon. My sister overheard me engaging in a kink

and I'm worried our relationship will never be the same. That's embarrassing. The other night I brought a guy home and we realized we were both kinky. Things got a little freaky and we went to the bathroom where he was weeing on and in my mouth whilst degrading me verbally. My sister who is also my roommate overheard us in the bathroom. She texted me to not put her in this position again or to give warning so she can stay in her room. I was tipsy and not thinking it through

and was being a total asshole roommate. I'm so embarrassed and can barely meet her eye. Is this in your family home? Yeah, that's what I just thought. That's so horrible. It's not something that's in your family home. So what, sis is hearing, psss, oh my god. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, It's the verbal domination that you just said that makes me like, what did you say? No, just the thought of pissing. So like you're hearing piss and piss play. And then he's also being like, yeah, you day bitch. No, I do. Tilt your head like this a bit. No, he's apparently being like verbally dominating.

Yeah, I don't think it goes in the mouth. Yeah, she's pissing my mouth. It goes in the mouth. Oh, sorry. Lovren, did you not hear our reaction? Sorry, I just blacked out after that sentence. Oh my God. That's horrible, that poor sister. We don't kink shame here.

I do. Okay, do you know what? Who used to say that maybe he drinks a lot of water, he's pissed his water, you know what I mean? But me personally, no one's pissed it in my mouth. Yeah, that's the thing. I think if I'd known this person for a good while, possibly, but a stranger?

Not knowing where you eat and where you've been. No, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. If you had asparagus for tea. I will put my prudish feet down. Let's take that. It's disgusting. And the fact that a sister was listening in, a poor, poor girl.

And you know, like houses, family houses, the walls are thin, bro. Every house that is built for a family. The walls are thin, bro. Every working class family. You hit everything. Yikes. Yeah, I think you need to actually go

apologize to your sister. 100%, I don't know if an apology would do it. I think she needs to an apology would do it. I think she needs to learn how to rewind time. It's possible. Does beg the question though, if this is a family home, is it right for you to, or is it fair for you to explore your kinks under the same roof that your parents possibly conceived you

and gave birth to you? Will you put it like that? That's bad. But I mean, wouldn't you- Well, she's a flatmate. So I'm getting the impression that they just live together as sisters. It's not their like family house.

But wouldn't you just like message the person that you're living with like, hey, I've got somebody around today. Give them a warning. Go to their house and play in the bathroom. Yeah, 100%. I mean, I'd probably give the person a warning like, hey, I've got somebody coming around today.

Yeah. A warning's enough. That means I know, put my music up, you know, like, hey, I've got somebody coming around today. Yeah. A warning's enough. That means I know, put my music up, you know, do something else, go out, go watch a film. I don't know, like, I'll leave you to do whatever you need to do, but you're just gonna Yeah. Do your dirty without letting me know.

And now I'm- Be a little bit more considerate. Do you know what I mean? I can hear you guys. Do you know what I always think as well? You know, in American colleges, you have to share a dorm with someone. How do they work around that

if they're having one night stands? Mm-hmm. They sometimes put like socks on the door handles. What? That's code for like someone's having sex. Huh? Why have you learned that? By neighbors too.

It's like, yeah, it's like TV shows. That's a thing, yeah. Really? You put something on the door handle to let them know. So let's say if you come out from a drunken night, you're gonna be like, oh, let me find a sock. Oh, sorry. Hold on. Yeah, I'm not waiting outside. Yeah, but that's what they do. I'm not saying I would do it. I've never been in that situation. Yeah. But then, do you know what kills me is, like, we are at TV shows when they used to be

not as censored, like Big Brothers and their type of things. When they're bleeding, beating in the room, you're sitting next to me. Oh no, I was in Love Island. So how does that? That was like my first porn, watching the night cam of Big Brother all night, waiting for something to happen. That and Sims. You just see like the eyes, the camera on the night vision.

Oh, it was so sinister, nocturnal. Oh my God, and the music, they used to put like racing music, like, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. No, no, Big Brother, they do to put like racing music housemates, the flatmates shoes, getting rid of that thought, it's gonna take. That's not a housemate, that's your sister. I think this is it. Like it's starting off, okay, let's strip it back to what it is, okay.

First of all, your flatmates heard you doing sexual stuff. Okay, second, actually no, it's your sister that's heard you doing sexual stuff. No, no, no. It's your sister that's heard you doing kinky stuff. No, no, no. Sorry. It's your sister that's heard you doing piss play with verbal domination. You ain't coming back from me. I would be on spare room the next time. That's mad still. Oh my God. I think it's a 10 for me. I can't lie. I'm scarred for life. 100%. Have you ever overheard any family members having sex? God forbid.

I don't have a family. No, I haven't, thankfully. Oh no. I walked in on my brother. In my car. What? What? Sorry, who, what, when, how?

In your car? Yeah. What, having a wanker with someone else? With somebody else. Oh wow. And I was driving to the fruit market. With them in the back? I am so confused.

It was five in the morning, I was going to the fruit market and I- Five in the morning? Why do you need fruit that bad? Yeah, because it's like where the fresh fruit comes. Oh, I've never wanted a fucking kiwi that bad. Oh my God. Have you guys not heard of Newspaper Food Market?

You get all the fresh fruits and veg from there. Oh my God. You're so EastEnders-coded. Yeah, literally. We live in the 60s. Yeah, you get food markets. I got a big box of oranges for 20 pounds. Sorry, no, okay, right.

I'm not, we are focused. We don't care about the fruit bar. So I was... It was the morning. I couldn't find my keys. So I went downstairs. I was like, where's my keys? Where's my keys? Couldn't find them.

Where's my keys? Where's my oranges? Yeah. Where is your car parked, by the way? Outside my house. Oh my. So yeah, that was... He was like, leave us alone. Yeah, leave us alone.

I said, excuse me. And the car was steaming. I was thinking, maybe it's just cold outside. I was like, I'm not steaming. Yeah. Oh my God, Titanic. Do you know how he's given Titanic? And I'm just like.

Literally, I shut the door and I walked straight back upstairs and I was angry. I was like, what the heck did I just see? Oh my God. Did your brother mind you telling the world about this? I mean, I'll ask him, but yeah, it was a. Did he ever report, did you ever bring it up? I do, I don't bring it up no more, but I thought I brought up to my sister and she was like, well, he's a young boy. You know what I mean? It's me in his fucking room.

Yeah. Couple more steps. You know, I made your space like that. I drove to the market with the windows all the way down. Cause I'm in the back still driving up home. The windows all the way down. Can I get you guys anything? Air conditioners. Dry fruit. And oranges. Yeah, I think that for me, it's, yeah. That's hilarious. Yeah. Thanks.

Great story. Great story. Oh my God, that's horrifying. Oh, well thank you so much for that funny story, Miss Kristy. Yeah. Crazy. Scard. Like something. Yeah. Well, if you've been affected that funny story, Miss Kristy. Crazy. Scard.

Like something. Yeah. Well, if you've been affected by any of the stories today. Yeah. Well, if you have a story like Kristy's, please feel free to write in or email us at any of our socials. That's here, for at junglecreations.com.

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