Tea at Four - My Boyfriend Gets Turned On By Falling Down The Stairs - We Answer Your Fetish Dilemmas

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

This week's Quick Cuppa is all about tackling your dilemmas in the bedroom. Lauren, Christie and Billy attempt to give their advice on our audience's sticky situations, which involve them or their partner having a particular fetish that's causing friction... They explore why armpits would be sexually appealing, ponder how to get over unattractive feet and learn about a bizarre fetish of falling down the stairs. If you have any dilemmas that you'd like to get our advice on, write into our comments or send them into [e-mail] or check out our subreddit r/TeaAtFour

Hi guys, welcome back to Teat 4. I'm Christy. I'm Lauren. And I'm Billy. And welcome back to this week's Quick Cuppa. Woo! Woohoo! Okay. That's what the girls in the room. So, we've got some dilemmas sent in this week from our audience which are centred around fetishes. Okay. So we'll be reading them out and reacting to them and giving our humble opinions. Alright, let's do this. Okay, humble opinions. Okay. Keep them humble. I recently moved in with my boyfriend and noticed he was very accident prone on the stairs. It wasn't until the third time I caught him at the bottom of the staircase after another fall that I asked him what the hell was going on. After some back and forth, he admitted sheepishly that he has a fetish of falling down the stairs.

The act of tumbling down the stairs turns him on. I couldn't believe what i was hearing i googled it that night and it turns out it is a thing i love my boyfriend but i don't know if i can support something i find so strange plus dangerous what if he hurts himself at first i thought is he 80 years old but like is it called like a sadomasochist where you like like pain yeah but he specifically said or embarrassing yourself fetish of falling down Is it called like a sadomasochist Where you like Like pain Pain Yeah but He specifically said Or embarrassing yourself

Fetish of falling down the stairs The act of tumbling down them Turns him on No No we can't say We can't say the word Because No

Shame But that is weird Can you imagine right No no no Guys can you imagine Like just before You're going to have The act like Baby wait hold on

Hold on one second We hear it Now I'm ready Is it sexual It turns him on It turns him on There are no other ways To turn yourself on

Maybe we should all Try falling down the stairs And see that But that hurts though That's painful It must be a pain thing Pain is quite like A common

Yeah It's called Climacophilia called climacophilia. Climacophilia. The fetish of falling down the stairs. Wow. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to try it out.

I'm going to go on a date and be like, I've got a fetish called climacophilia. I can't pronounce it. If you could say it. If I can say it. And then I'm going to see

what their reaction is because that's a bit mad. What? Yeah. Oh, so you're not actually going to try it? No, I'm just going to tell somebody. I thought you were saying

I'm going to try it. On the next date, I'm going to throw myself downstairs and see if I get horny not actually gonna try it no i'm just gonna i thought you were saying yeah i'm gonna try it that's fucking dangerous yeah yeah um i mean i i hear living fearlessly but whoa falling down the stairs also like how far up are we talking? Does he progress each thing? Because people could die. Yeah. You literally could be putting your life at risk. What if you break your leg and can't go into work on Monday morning? Oh, what happened? Oh, I was just tumbling down the stairs.

Just had a good tumble. Just had a good tumble. Before the rumble. And then what? Do you move yourself back up to the bed? Or maybe the girl's at the bottom of the stairs Waiting for him Tumble and then score

Oh my god That is wild Wow I have no words I'm quite speechless I've never heard of this before Can you just repeat what it's called Climacophilia

Please don't Please drop down the stairs When I'm not in the house Because I'd be I'm so caring I'm so like Oh my god baby You're right

You're right But if you're purposely doing that Do it without me Do it without me there Please Oh no I don't know if I could Like I would be too worried

That like I don't know It just Someone's gonna hurt themselves yeah i don't think i could be around that person that's what i say do it when well no but i mean like knowing that they're like putting themselves into like that kind of situation maybe there's a way to put on the stairs you know how kids go out the stairs and they sit down he said tumble oh maybe it's like vibrating his willy or something because you know yeah like sometimes if you're like

bouncing on a no person not a staircase sorry that's really interesting yeah i don't know i've got no words sorry i'm just trying to find some more information on that. Like, any support groups or anything. The arousals of falling down the stairs. Arousal. How do you come across that as well? At what age as well? Is that why old people are always falling down the stairs? Oh!

Because they're not getting it anymore. You've got to get it from the stairs instead. Wow. Bless them. Well, sorry. Didn't really know how to respond to that one. That is a very interesting case. Part of the pun, staircase.

Wow. Good one. Good one, this one. Just look after yourself, maybe. Yeah, I think. Maybe get some carpet on the stairs. Foam mats at the bottom. Just make it a bit safer innit Some pillows

Yeah Maybe try And rouse him in other ways Yeah Bouncy castle Tumbling I don't know Or move into a bungalow

Yeah That is it There we go Yeah Good one Oh the rent The rent's going up In our lovely two story build

Oh We need to go flat round. We need to go. Makes sense. I wonder what they're like on escalators. Fuck it. That would be crazy. Yeah, but I've seen old people, I mean, they were old,

but fall down escalators in shopping malls, and it's absolute chaos. Yeah, it is. It could go really bad. It could go really bad. It's horrible, yeah, it's horrible. Take care, yeah? You see that person that got ripped into an escalator huh they got caught and there's a word of warning for you listener yeah that will

happen to you if you continue falling down stairs be safe and just don't fall so i've just started dating a new girl who is pretty sweet and the whole lot we clicked instantly and our characters are a complete match but here is the thing I've developed quite a strong fetish for feet my ex-girlfriend got me into it in brackets best sex on the planet and now I fear without it I won't be satisfied so here is the actual problem this new girl has ugly unatt attractive feet, and being a foot guy and all, I'm seeing this as a major hurdle, considering that I'm not attracted to something I find the most important physically.

Important? Wow. Okay. I do realise that a relationship is more than sex and all, but attractiveness does carry a lot of weight. Now, my question is to you people in similar situations did it work out please share your stories i will be forever grateful an important detail i've accidentally left out is that we haven't yet had sex this is kind of making me

stall just thought i'd ask first okay quickly can i just ask so the foot fetish is because the foot is involved in the sexual activity i think so yeah because okay cool can i just ask so the foot fetish is because the foot is involved in the sexual activity i think so yeah because okay cool because i like feet but i wouldn't involve it in my sexual activity well i think like they kind of like tend to sense or like kind of involve feet in ways like i don't know inside maybe like foot jobs kissing feet oh right okay like to be honest if somebody it was like the reason why i don't want to have sex with you is because of your feet i would be like whoa that's you can't control your feet look like yes you can also what's on the inside that counts exactly that's why i'm a bit confused because it's like

I'm sure it's on what's on the inside that counts. Exactly. That's why I'm a bit confused because it's like... But you haven't had sex with him yet. Yeah, because he's scared of the feet. But you don't have to. There's so many other things you can do. You don't have to involve feet. I mean, it's a weird one because, like,

first of all, you've not even had sex with a person, so how can you completely rule it out? You know, she might be wild with her feet. She might be crazy. But he's not attracted to the feet that's the problem and he said it was the most important thing yeah i feel like with fetishes it should be something that should create an extra bit of excitement in the bedroom but it shouldn't be a be all and end all if it is then i think it's maybe quite toxic to your relationships yeah but also i do feel like speak about it be transparent and

honest about it because i do feel like if he did say in the beginning when they're getting to know each other oh yeah i've got a foot fetish oh how deep does your fetish go and then kind of like intertwine that way but it's a bit weird i think like very brave of you to be on like a first date in costume be like by the way i love a toe up the bum oh yeah maybe not the first date but like if you're building with something like yeah maybe on the third fourth fifth date like but then i also feel like you can kind of like slowly start to include the feet into like let me just stroke your toe you know like touch your feet or something i think like i think the issue is with the appearance of it not that they're introducing it into the sexual act there's

things there's pedicures out there i was just gonna say why didn't he be nice and treated to a spa day yeah they can both go together and that's where you can you know talk about your but be transparent about it if you're giving me nice toes to shove up your ass i want to know about it wow what is it about the i only i need to know more about like what is about the feet that he doesn't like because i just think feet all look the same have you seen football feet um oh my god ballet ballet feet is exactly no not all feet look the same because i don't have football ballet feet um i like my feet yeah you've got footage i want to say i've got i can appreciate naturally really yeah I like feet yeah

feet and hands did you write this in no it's not me but yeah I do feel like just be transparent and yeah just

yeah spa day like you said I think that's the best way to go I also feel like when you ask that kind of question of like oh I don't know what to do

if you're going to base it all around because he doesn't he finds one thing about her unattractive is a little bit shallow very shallow yeah sorry to say it but like there's more substance there she's clearly a lovely girl you're a massive match yeah and i think what you come to realize is that i think sex can be really important and intimacy in a relationship if there's so much else there that's like substantial and makes you a good person for each other compromise compromise they might also like find new fetishes that they enjoy together yeah i mean like he said that he obviously he's

not always been into feet and something like something else might come up yeah elbows fingers speak just speak yeah talk to each other talk it out yeah man um so i was having some pretty amazing sex with my partner and was riding on top of him with my body up against his my armpit fairly close to his face and out of the absolute blue he says he wants to tell me something i never knew about him mid-fuck he proceeded to tell me that he has an armpit fetish now i have no problem with this fetish but i'm a little confused why he never told me when we were done fucking we talked about it very briefly and he said he realized his fetish about three years ago he also said he likes them

very clean shaven and that stubble bothers him more than it should we've been together for four years i'm struggling to understand why he kept it to himself i asked him if he didn't tell me because he was scared i think it was weird or gross and he said no whether or not that's true i'm not totally sure i guess here's my dilemma i've been trying to figure out exactly what he likes and he won't really open up about it i'm also trying to figure out why he kept it a secret why he chose that moment to tell me and now why he won't say anything about it when i bring it up everything is i don't know or i'm not sure i just want to know what he likes so i can enhance our sex life and let him live out his armpit fetish fantasies

to be quite honest i don't mind his fetish at all it's a turn-on for me actually i would love any and all suggestions on why you think he said what he said when he said it and how to get him to open up about this secret part of his life thanks jesus wow god a round of applause for that that is quite a loaded question yeah um does anyone know anything about armpit fetishes no No. Not really. Is it your question? Is it your question or something? I'm a bit too quick to the drill.

No, it's not mine. The fact that he admitted it there and then in that precise moment, how close was the armpit? Because maybe that was like a

you know when you have that kind of like moment where it's like a whoa. But like specifying he doesn't like it like he likes it cleanly shaven. He's obviously thought into it. Yeah. It wasn't like a specifying he doesn't like it he likes it cleanly shaven

he's obviously thought into it I've heard of armpit fetishes before though they're quite a common thing I think obviously I think in the queer community quite a lot of gay men like it I think it's kind of like an assertive

power and stuff you know that from fan fiction but why did he not share it no that's that's the thing yeah what is it about like it as well because is it like he like is it like a dominating sexual fantasy or is it just what do you do is like do you put the willy in it or armpit um what does it look a bit like a vagina i don't know i thought i just rubbed their faces in it oh like a scent oh maybe it's like pheromones yeah like the kind of like the scent like cats give off it says a pheromones. Yeah, like the kind of scent cats give off. It says, a man may engage with an armpit fetish in multiple ways. Some men engage by burying their faces in the

armpits and taking a deep sniff. Billy's done it before. Yeah. The armpit smell gets men turned on because of the significant amount of pheromones in the sweat. This is true. People like body odour, not BO, like the smell of your skin.

And I guess that is the source. That is the source. That's a secret sauce. That's the smell. That's a secret sauce. You just have extra smell. What? I said X-mas.

What did she do? That's nasty. Oh, my days. I don't know. Maybe he's said it to somebody before and they didn't take it well. So maybe that's why he hasn't said it to her. I think that's the only thing I can,

that's the only reason I can give. I think she's done the right thing. She's spoken to him about it and said, it doesn't bother me. But why is he now being really kind of cagey about it? Yeah.

How do you deal with that? It's been very closed off. I think just remind him that it's a safe space and you only want your, you know, your relationship to thrive and I think just remind him that it's a safe space and you only want your relationship to thrive. And I think you have to let your guard down a bit. Maybe he's just embarrassed. I feel like a big thing with intimacy is removing shame.

Yeah. If you want to feel truly comfortable and confident in the bedroom. Snaps for that, sister. Thank you. Preach! It reminds me of those TikToks confident in the bedroom so snaps for that sister thank you preach thank you you know those tiktoks where people are making fun of round tables yeah um yeah and i think um just i feel like anyone that's been brave enough to express a fetish then you actually owe it to the other person to explain that more and like you know help them do their research as well because it's quite a

it can be quite a daunting thing quite a daunting subject to kind of cater to so he really should help yeah and the fact that she's she's actually being open you don't want her to go somewhere else and try it with somebody else. Well, that's it. And she's saying she's actually... Imagine that. It lightly turns her on. So this could be something that she would like to explore with him. And then they're both their fetishes.

Sorry. Do you think you would ever get involved with an armpit fetish? No. No? Ask him for a friend. Bobbin. No. No. I rub her feet

really I rub her feet and hands I do get the pheromones thing but I don't think I'd want to be all up in your armpit especially the fact that it's shaven or unshaven I love the smell of babies woah oh my god there's a pedophile in here

there's a pedophile in here wait wait let me know weirdo weird dollar golden buzzer where's the red button where's the trapdoor we need that Graham Norton chair release I don't go around

on chair release I don't go around sweating don't go around Selling babies Alright I'm just saying Very weird Things straight up Whilst we're talking About pension

Fucking weirdo The most inappropriate Terms Oh my god The pedophile Of the school Cut it out I'm scared

We like babies But not in the bedroom Christine Not in the bedroom christy oh hell no lord god look over there yeah bring that around i've actually got a really weird thing that i keep talking about lately with everyone go on but i've had it all my life I fucking love the smell of my scalp yeah

oh yeah yeah how do you smell your scalp my own scalp but now I've recently discovered that I actually quite like the smell of my boyfriend's

scalp as well oh my god no that's weird you say because I've got the absolute opposite I've got this extra strong smelling thing where like if someone's

a foot away from me and they have a stinky scalp I can smell it really what I passed someone in Sainsbury's a foot away from me and they have a stinky scalp I can smell it really pass someone in Sainsbury's actually it was my boyfriend and I was like

come on I can smell your fucking scalp we need to wash that as soon as you're home and you need to scrub that yeah I love it though my friends

when we were on holiday said that they could identify each person's scalp by their smell what yeah scalps have a different smell because I started testing

my friend's scalps and I'm like how do you test your friend's scalp just smell the top of the head but as in their shampoo and conditioner or their skin no the scalp and so if it's clean you can't smell it but it's the dirt yeah come here let me sniff your hair it's fresh come here here, I wanna smell it. You may have to come close. How do you smell your own scalp? That's a nice smelling scalp. That's like when you've just washed your hair

and you've laid out to dry in the sun. But when it gets dirty, I like to scratch it. That's fucking violent. That is mad. Scratch and smell. Scratch and smell. I just washed mine, so mine. Mine smells like hair powder, hair Scratch and smell. Scratch and smell. I just washed mine, so mine... Mine smells like hair powder, hairspray and regret. Mine smells like beer and smoke from last night.

Mine's Cantu and Moose. It's none of anything. Cantu and Moose. Yeah, you're lovely. I just washed mine. That's bizarre. I mean... I have to watch out for all the nits

and their little homes they've buried in there. Eggs. Wow. Wow. Thank you for sharing. Yeah. I mean I have to watch out for all the nits and their little homes they've buried in there eggs wow wow thank you for sharing yeah I think the title I'm not sharing any of my fetishes

the title of this episode is going to be scalps armpits and falling down tumbling down stairs and the ophelia

whatever it's called yeah lovely girl's name what was it called again climacophilia climacophilia climacophilia get it now The Ophelia Whatever it's called Yeah Lovely girl's name What was it called again? Climacophilia Climacophilia Climacophilia Get it now

Ophelia for short Ophelia Climac Climac Climaphilia Climac It sounds like a really Posh

Eating boy I'm Climac In Montgomery Climac That Montgomery Climax birthday My sisterphilia Oh my god Head girl Check the hand of the head girl

Right well Thanks guys for sending those in I think the important takeaway Is just talk, talk it out Yeah talk it out yeah talk it out shag about and live your best life thank you billy yeah thanks everyone if you guys have any dilemmas you'd like us to listen to to answer to hash out please send them to us at tf4 at jungle creations.com or you can send them to us on spotify we've got comments now or dm us on any of our social channels see you next week