Tea at Four - QUICK CUPPA: Reddit Questions Answered - our revenge on a cheating ex, insults from our parents, and gross things the cops would find in our home

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

Come join Ellie, Scott and Christie for a quick chat, while they try to figure out what Reddit is and debate all things from hygiene tips, to childhood trauma caused by parents.

so we're gonna start with what i like this question actually because i feel like we can ramble on a lot about this one but what are you starting to dislike more as you get older men no i feel like they just get pickier as you get older. When you're young, you're just like, I hear you. You get older and you're like, ugh. I hear you. Boys, is that what you mean? Yeah, I get that.

What about you, Scott? Buying clothes. Ooh. I actually feel that. I just think it's bloody long. Yeah. I hate doing it now. Yeah, no, I actually get that.

Yeah. I'm not very overdresser. I'm not an overdresser. I'm just dressed to fit the mold. It's like, I will order clothes like once a year anyway and then just won't buy clothes again because it's just so expensive

and I just can't be asked to sit for hours looking through like online shopping and... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, maybe making an effort. Fuck that. And then you just like mentor

how the hell you're gonna... Makes sense. I think mine would be, it's really bad, but kids, school kids. And it's crazy because we were school kids at a point. Yeah.

So I'm starting to dislike them more because it's like, when I want to go out, it's like, oh, I need to make sure all the kids are out. The kids are on the street. I was never that loud on the bus. I was never that annoying.

I don't mind. Maybe I haven't I was never that annoying I don't mind maybe I've met the annoying ones I don't see them that often I don't think you want to see them because it will actually when you're commuting as well you want to enjoy your music if you're not listening to music you just want to listen to the sounds of the

world around you and then you just hear yeah but kids are the sound of the world just annoying no it's not my world not my world not my world but i want to you know have a nice chill commute and i'm just hearing bear noise like oh yeah okay when you've got that uniform on please and thank you all right cool next one what is the most ridiculous rule you've heard someone have for their house family or children you know what i don't get like when you get older like i still go out with people my age now and they have to go home because their parents don't

like them being oh my god i'm like that's weird come on yeah as soon as you're 18 there's no bedtime that's the most ridiculous yeah I feel because that's just like so restrictive in your life I hear and it's just a bit like let your children go yeah

it's about let them fly from the nest you know let them twiddle away okay Scott what about you so like weirdest rule

at someone's house yeah the weirdest ridiculous rule you've heard someone have for their house, family or children. I definitely have got more, but you know when it's hard to... Yeah, I'm not sure if I can... I don't go to many houses with rules.

Like, I'm not sure if I can think of any. You go bad for it. I'm just a free spirit. I don't obey no rules. Ridiculous rule. I feel like I've had one that it's basically at a certain time walk into the house backwards what

at what time at what 5pm better come in backwards I don't know but I remember I think it's late when it's late at night

something about walking into your house backwards I think it's to do with like just bad vibes yeah superstition superstition yeah ooh yeah spiritual thing yeah I feel like there could be loads of weird house rules I think it's to do with like just bad vibes yeah superstition superstition yeah oh yeah

spiritual thing yeah I feel like there could be loads of weird house rules though and I want to know more why did you shake like that to be fair

my mum never let me put a mirror at the end of my bed whoa wait why do you want a mirror at the end of your bed well I don't know like because it's just a good place

I actually now have a wardrobe just like at the end of my bed that the mirror's there but she said you're never allowed to have it because apparently it brings spirits into the house hey but i haven't got any spirits in the house hope hopefully so hey that's a bit ridiculous yeah yeah i wouldn't want a mirror at the end of my bed imagine you waking up right just wake up who the hell was that ad scream

like i don't know like i never really noticed that it's at the end of my bed it's just there i mean if i'm laying down i'm looking up so i'm not really looking at my clothes some people've got mirrors on their ceilings i definitely want to mirror my ceiling yeah i'd love a mirror just you know self-love hi you look pretty today thank you self-love

I don't want mine for self-love we know what you want yours for yeah honeymoon I'll save it for honeymoon alright did you hear that recently

Christy um this is a Jamaican thing yeah a lot of my Jamaican friends yeah walking back backwards in the house.

But I always thought, not ridiculous, but I always thought that's a bit intriguing. Yeah. What does it say? It doesn't say. They're all TikToks

that are like, can't date outside my culture. I don't want to explain why I have to walk into the house backwards. Yeah. It's like, oh. I can't find anything

past 12 a.m. Past 12 a.m. Yeah. Walking to the house backwards. For real. So that's that. Okay. I can't find anything. Past 12am. Past 12am, yeah. Walking to the house backwards. For real, so that's that. Okay. I used to not be allowed to say fart. Huh?

You wouldn't be allowed to fart. Oh, that's so true. Say fart. I would say fart. She's just inflated for all of the years. Yeah, I know. I was like, come on, it's human nature. Natural smell, but.

Natural gas. Or vagina. Really? Yeah. Repressed. I didn't have any house rules. Wait, were they like swear words in the household yeah oh i wasn't allowed to watch um certain music videos for instance they were like i think there was like don't charge dirty christina got us in trouble really really ladies turn it off turn it off and i think that was a very ridiculous house because it's like sex sells it's a sexy music video but sex is everywhere what do you

want me to do that's true yeah you can't stop it from happening no actually i've got one as well not sitting on the sofa my mom like clean freak if she's on that sofa for at least an hour and a half you're not allowed to sit on it and she would go like mad if you's on that sofa for at least an hour and a half you're not allowed to sit on it and she would go like mad if you sat on the sofa interesting just clean that why are you messing it up oh we're gonna mess it up again anyway yeah you're supposed to sit on a sofa what do you want me to do mom hover can you ignore that next one all right cool oh next one what are some hygiene tips you wish more people knew how to use deodorant fair fair fair because i oh no carry on oh no i was just saying it i mean at

8 a.m there's no reason for you to be smelling the way you do on public transport well shake the table true um what i think one big thing for me is wearing outside clothes sitting sitting sitting on the bed yeah outside clothes because if you realize how dirty public transport is in general i never yeah i never actually think about that i just do it all the time though i hear it but when you actually do you just get tucked into bed like sometimes i do like if i'm like if i'm just really tired when i get home I just go and have a little lie down for a bit

I saw that video of somebody I think they were the TFL and they're like hitting the seat and all the dust is coming out

I said Lord God then I was like I could never like take that shit off and if you sit on my bed I just

you know I'm going back to being cavemen i do that that's another one of my little yeah i always think about we are cavemen deep down still we literally are so like the amount of dirt that we've gone through as cavemen it's not that deep is it a bit of dust on the tube bit of bit of tube dust Tube dust, okay, cool Yeah, I mean, personally, I wouldn't want that in my bed I heard that 40% of men have poo in their beard Because they don't wash their hands Wait, what? In their what? In their beard?

Because they don't wash their hands after going to the toilet That's like the one of the McDonald's screens Where people test the McDonald's touch screens Apparently they've actually got loads of traces of poo on them Like the McDonald's screens. Like where people like test like the McDonald's touch screens. Apparently they've actually got like loads of like traces of like poo on them because like no one washes their hands. That's why I use my knuckles when it comes to touching anything.

I'll have you like this. Christy's like elbowing her. That literally jumps like this. That's disgusting. Yeah, I literally asked someone on a dating app the other day because he had a moustache. I was like,

how often do you wash your moustache? I thought, I'm not. I'm not. And he said, he said two to three times. No, he said every other day. And then I googled

how often you should wash it. It was two, three times a week. I was like, you know what? That's all right. I'm fair. I'm still not meeting him though. All the mandem out there, you heard what Ellie said.

So make sure you wash your beards and wash your good. So what is the best revenge on a cheating partner? I'll start with Scott. Ooh. Beth revenge. It depends how they cheated.

Oh, okay. I'm going for a different one. This cheating was bad. Right, so is that like photo evidence? Exposed. We're getting very good. Sorry, it's going to your mum on Facebook. Fair. No, I would do that anyway

no prisoners taken that's like standard yeah don't do anything your mum wouldn't expect you to do that's how you're gonna get the revenge

yeah mine would be like yeah no nice but if you want to take the high road or the low road you can just like

sleep with his brother what's that the high road that's a low road okay or tell his mum and then literally just forget about him for the rest of your life because i feel like if you're i don't know i feel like cheating people are like narcissistic in some way especially if they're hiding it like behind the waves so it gets to them when you can just cut them off and like it feels like it means nothing to you it gets to their ego you know so sometimes no revenge is the best revenge yeah i was gonna say that i don't have time for revenge because yeah i ain't

got time and energy and patience for it yeah hopefully somebody else gets you not me yeah exactly yeah exactly you're such a grown woman i've been through i know listen you can post it on linkedin that would be a really good revenge not them not you have been tagged on linkedin oh now that's some that's actually yeah guys please don't try this at home okay if a crime happened at your home what would be the most embarrassing thing the cops would find while investigating my box of hair that i keep you got a box of hair oh yeah yeah when i cut my hair i keep a box of hair why just from the memories i've got a box of teeth oh my god for the police to find that's very scary it's in the loft but basically because my mom obviously she picked up my teeth pretending to be the food the tooth fairy the tooth fairy

yeah and then i found a tooth on the side after she obviously picked it up and i was like why is there a tooth here she's like oh it's mine and i was like why is one of your teeth on the side she's like oh i just kept my teeth when i was younger so then i thought it was like some sort of family tradition and then i started to keep my teeth and i kept them just bank in with the tooth fairy yeah there'll be somewhere yeah like my mum did used to do that as well and when we were moving house the moving guys dropped the box and like it broken all of the teeth went like everywhere and like it was she was really sad about it because it was like all of our baby teeth like that she had saved when they'd fallen out i

think you only need to save one tooth i don't you i don't think we need it's a bit weird having all of them yeah yeah and wait when it's still in good condition yeah do they like go off over surely not no interesting