Tea at Four - QUICK CUPPA: The Group Chat Answers - What’s A Normal Thing You Realised Too Late?

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

In this weeks Quick Cuppa, Christie and Lauren turned to their group chat to ask some interesting questions and received some very mixed and potentially controversial answers... 👀 Christie also reveals a huge revelation about cows 🐮 This Quick Cuppa is a snippet from Episode 42. Have a little scroll listen to the full episode!

we actually thought it'd be funny to ask our group chats uh what's something that you saw in your friend's house as a child that made you realize how much money they had yeah should i go first good answer yeah a skybox a skybox yeah because i only used to have like um channel one to five and then french tv so when yeah when everybody used to speak about high school musical and all that shenanigans disney channel i was like what the fuck are you guys on about like i didn't know what the fuck that was so once i saw that my friend had it i was like yeah you you rich rich you rich rich you rich rich yeah i was in poverty but i still had skybox so i was in poverty i was broke baby sorry but it's only serotonin in the house fucking

hannah montana on a saturday morning i didn't even know who hannah montana was until youtube came about aol music you just oh my god yeah i'm so sorry tintin was my bag it was my bag man and mat, the cartoon version. Yeah. Right. I don't think that exists, but yeah. It does! Right? So, from my personal opinion, an ice machine in the fridge.

Okay. As soon as I hear that... Oh my god. Crushed, whole. I love that. I hate that. Definitely. Another thing my friend said was Lenore scent boosters. Lenore? The plug-in ones? No. definitely um another thing my friend said was um lenore scent boosters which lenore the plugging ones no i think they're just ones that you put in there they're like three pounds so she's a crack

another good one heelys i feel like i had friends that had heelys yeah but let me tell you christy when i asked for heelys myself for christmas Yeah. And what Santa delivered, what Santa delivered, was actually attachable wheels for your trainers. I kicked up a fuss. So the heels wasn't even imprinted, like inside, implemented into the... No, you just attach them to the back of your...

Glimpse, I was... Dead. Dead. So embarrassing. Santa, refund, please. Initially, but... Yeah. Any more? big trampoline meant wealth mental wealth big trampoline in the back of the garden meant wealth oh meant wealth yeah yeah yeah yeah big trampoline if you had like um toys or like chairs in your

garden if you had a lot of things going on in your garden oh yeah and definitely you were you were rich rich you had more money because hundreds why yeah yeah things outside the house as well driveway yes driveway in my personal opinion also uh christmas lights outside the house money on your electricity bill to be having lights out the front of your house you're not even looking at it's true you know oh yeah do you know what no tumble dryer

because I don't have one yeah and I've never used one before in my life and I've only seen the one in the in the in the laundrette so if you've got one in your house

mad that's crazy so you wash you dry and you don't even need to iron your clothes so you're saying you've got money

you've got scrawl scratching another same thing is that saying you've got money. You've got... Scrawl. Ka-ching. Another same thing is that dishwasher. I've got a dishwasher. Oh, okay. Rich, rich.

I'm rich, rich. Well, yeah. Two suitcases, a utility room, Hollister clothes. Hollister clothes? Yep. Ralph Lauren back in the day. If you had a... If you wore kickers in school... Really?

You were rich, rich. You had more money, yeah. Because I was more of a shoes on clocks oh yeah the old shoes the old peacocks that's it i was a peacock babe yeah wearing an unbranded trainer i don't want to feel bad for mum it's all we had dress but it was it was fine yeah but we still felt some type of way or having like oh my god back in school for me was the um oh the just do it bags with the tigger the tigger winning the poo pencil cases right that's funny the just do it bags showing that you had a sign of wealth but they were like just plastic from shop right so i could have just no but those are other socks and yeah but there's other like small ones that the small tiny like rucksacks and it had did you not remember

that there was that and then there was the stringy one that was stringy which i didn't understand but yeah it meant that you were up there yeah there was a there was a time when people used to wear literal plastic bags from the shop that your item came in as like a school bag at the school you're cool so imagine me doing that now with like a tesco life i do life. I do do that. I do do that. I carry it back to life. I do it every day. It's a work. Oh my God. That's actually, yeah,

back then, life was easy and simple. It was. Bring that back. It was. It's true. So, thought it'd be fun to ask

a couple more little questions to our group chat. We did. So the next question was, what's something you realised wasn't normal too late? What did you have? I asked my friend

and she said dancing to christina dirty seductively in front of my family and i actually know the full story of this she she did this performance seductive performance and she was wearing like the same baker boy hat like little white baker boy hat that she had she flings it off swings it hits her dad in the face breaks his nose i know yeah did she get in trouble i don't know it's probably a lot more commotion going on with the broken bone in his face rather than that no yeah but on that same note the fact that something i realized wasn't normal too late was calling her x tina because the way it was written her x tina you know how they write her name like x sorry because that's not me my name is christy so i get a lot of a lot of the time i x t x t i e and i was like who is that and that's

how it's a year of like no it's not because that's not my name but then when christmas came it's like xmas i was like oh i'm cool in it but i don't like the way it looks like though i don't yeah i don't i don't think i like that what a story though another one I believed in Santa till I was 11 and then my mum thought I was too old and told me they were fake all at once and I cried, tooth fairy, Easter Bunny etc triple homicides

no that actually is that's horrible somebody said that all cows are girls how do they reproduce though? No, but then again, no, no, no, but it might be true because I,

no, no, no, no, no, no. Cows are not just all white and black, like white with black patches, right? A bull. A bull is a male cow. This one says some cows are just brown. There's some cows.

No, but that's not a cow that we learn in school. What cows do we learn in school because the cows in school are the ones that have the black and white patches right right so then those black and white cows can be the girls and then the normal cows as in that those that are brown and different kind of colors those are those are um the males that makes sense right okay that could now sure sure that makes sense next week we'll go on a cow expert um another one is that must be right i believe i believe in that one that we've ever said that yeah this was actually quite an interesting one um so so what's something you

realized wasn't normal too late and that you should make a girl orgasm every time you have sex. Oh, okay, that's a good one. I feel that's the case for a lot of men. Yeah, don't pressurise yourself, okay? No, they should. Yeah, but some guys... That's the thing that he realised too late. Oh, they should do it.

But if you don't have it, you don't have it, innit? Not those teggers. You ain't a pro, you ain't a pro you ain't a pro yeah sorry bro okay next question or do you wait wait somebody says massage lessons in year one say less say less hold up year one circle back around to that can you imagine going home and be like yeah mum

today I what do you like to school massage what's happened I just did PE do you know what I mean or play with playdoh or blue tag I'm sneezing my fucking dance back can you imagine can you imagine just like okay everybody now use your use your elbows let's go what knots are you gonna have

in your back when you're six yo what's that for so i'm actually so confused if my niece or nephew ever came back come with me show me what I learned in school. I'd be like, wait, hold on, sorry, what? That is so abnormal. It's so weird. Right. Criminal investigation into Darby's primary school in 2-1. Literally, if ever you hear a year one year old, year one year old, a child in year one,

learning how to massage, please alert. That's child work labor. Child labor. Seriously. Wow. What happened to maths? One plus one is two. Two plus two is four.

Love. Crazy. That's jokes. Jokes. Okay. Wow. Another one is, what is the weirdest thing you used to believe as a child we asked our group chats yeah um so obviously the one one of them said if i ate a

watermelon seed it will grow classic classic definitely yeah um the one one killed me one of my friends said that that her mom found her in a cabbage patch because she had cabbage like so she so all the time that she was young she thought that her mum never carried her in her belly she thought that she went to a cabbage patch that's jokes that's where she was yeah that's nice little camouflage baby yeah that's nice i've got the classic ones the witches were real um oh the old talking to people on club penguin slash habbo tells a child thinking they were a child but clearly that was a grooming adult or pedophile yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um so another one i see numbers as colors yeah um my friend said my sister used to tell me there was a place called pink and yellow land in

my in the woods in my wood sorry i'll go again um my sister used to tell me there was a place called pink and yellow land in the woods my favorite colors and she used to take me there and i'd wait for literally an hour for it to pop up out of nowhere while she went and played with her mate that is so sad that's rosie day this is fucking sad i'm so glad i have siblings just doing that i used to hate holding hands with boys like any any boys because i thought i was gonna have a baby if i held your hand oh really every time like a cousin would come like don't touch me. Cousin? They're a boy. Oh my God. Or somebody, too much it's Cisco, don't know what's happening.

But yeah, in school, in the playground, don't touch me. Like literally, go away from me. Oh, some tantrums, like don't touch me. Yeah, I think the classic thing,

like the weirdest things you believe when you're a child, like I used to think you had sex by rubbing. Which technically is that, but having babies, just. Oh, I used to think you had sex by rubbing. Which technically is that, but having babies just...

Oh, I used to think Red Bull actually does give you wings and I've got a nice little dent on my forehead that gives me a nice little reminder. So stole my mum's Red Bull, had a sip and thought, you know what, let me jump off the kitchen table. Landed and hit myself on the corner of the wardrobe, the drawer and yeah. You silly girl. Silly girl, but the, what's it called? Adverts, the drawer and yeah. You silly girl. The what's it called? Adverts were believable.

Yeah. All those things, yeah. Definitely. And the last one, if you were going to get something named after you, what would it be? I said a strip club. Iconic. Yeah, Christie's Gentleman Club.

Dollar dollar bills and Christie's. Grow all the bills. Come do all your sins in into Christie's Christie's Gentleman Club yeah man dollar dollar bills in Christie's grow all the bills come do all your sins in the Christie's yeah I think some good classic ones a cocktail a club slash bar

a planet quite a good one nice a cure for something oh I've also had someone's child I like that

because if you want to be petty petty yeah I like that yeah and a final one from my boyfriend actually a bidet

so end it there could you not say a park or something yeah a bidet interesting