Tea at Four - Taylor Swift's controversy, Sabrina Carpenter rumours & The Traitor’s iconic moments

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

It's a new week on Tea and we've got some new celeb goss to be yapping about - from Taylor Swift's new album (do we hate it or rate it?), to Sabrina Carpenter's new rumoured love-interest. Lauren, Billy and Christie also discuss The Celebrity Traitors fart-gate, which leads to a discovery of a rogue group chat with thousands of members...Our fan-favourite game of Don't Spill the Tea is back too, so stick around for lots of wild internet confessions and tea spilling.Send us your dilemmas, tea or quite frankly anything you find funny to [e-mail].💖 Watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Teaatfourpod💖 Follow on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@four.nine💖 Follow on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/fournine/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't think Taylor Swift is a Nazi. Hi everybody, welcome back to T-Up 4. I'm Christy. I'm Billy. And I'm Lauren, and this is a podcast where we talk all things normally stay in the group chat. Welcome back to another episode. Welcome back.

Welcome back. What is that? It's a song that me and Chrissy is made up to stand. Oh, you had me. Yeah, sorry. I'm like, why didn't you send me the lyrics sheet? So many words you to remember that you might not remember them all. Too bland.

How's everyone doing them? I'm tired, man. Tired. I struggle to get up in the mornings now. Really boring chat for me again, I know. But if it's dark in the morning, I can't get up. Yeah, it's so dark this morning. I know I came in early.

I did the exactly, what? No, I'm not. Send in shats fire. I did the ultimate worst thing you can do for your mental health. First thing when I wake up, open Instagram. Fuck off. Actually, rude. No, I didn't mean that.

No. Red card. You snorted? Well, yeah, actually, that is upset me at the moment. So I'm having a retinal journey and my skin is purging. So, yeah, thanks for touching a nav. Anywho, yes, the other worst thing I can do in the morning, which is scroll on Instagram and see all the Victoria's Secret angels were walking on the catwalk for the fashion show.

Victoria's Secret still exists. They come back. Yeah. Made a big comeback. Why? Yeah. Yeah. Big question why.

Yeah. Well, it had a hiatus for six years because they were being pulled up on the lack of, like, diversity and all of that stuff. And now they've come back. And I'm still not seeing the greatest diversity. I think something that just really grinds my gears, and it shouldn't grind my gears, because if you don't like it, don't watch. But, like, there's such an opportunity to show I know they do smaller models. And I know that they do plus size models. but actually there's a real lack for like the average size 12 woman.

I want to see someone that looks like me. I don't. Oh, like you. Oh wait, me too. Me too. We were talking about this earlier and I just, I get it and I feel like, yeah, you do want to see that. But realistically, if I'm looking at a man's fashion show, let's say, I'm not going to talk about women's bodies, I'll talk about men's. So if it's like a Calvin Klein show and some average Joe's walking down in a pair of skidmarked Calvin Klein's, I'm not going to be.

going to go and buy them. However, bad bunny, Justin Bieber, put them in the Bar-Calman Clines and I will go and buy them. His name is that in Aloudi. Jacob Allaudi. Yeah. Yes.

I'll buy them off of his body. I hear it. I'll get in them with him. Yes. Oh. I'll take a bit of them. No, I'm not going to that. It's a PG show.

Yeah. I don't know. I just, yes, I get your sentiment. But also, is that how we've been conditioned that we just only think that like nice, expensive looking clothes are reserved for skinny bodies. I'm sorry, but it's true. But you do have a good point.

Like the outfits that they use on, can I say this? The outfits that they wear on the Victoria's Secret Angel fucking fashion show catwalk, if I was to wear them with the big bows and the Diamantes and the Maxis mesh, I might look like a traveller. A traveller. Lauren, give yourself on credit girl.

I don't know if you can't say that. Oh, really? Can you say that? Sure. That's like their aesthetic. They love that kind of stuff. But for the average kind of... And you'll be...

The thing is, you'd be stomping down the runway in your flat little ballet shit. She'll be serving regardless. Thank you. So she's got this. Thank you. So yeah.

So my thoughts just scrolling through my Instagram this morning, looking at the fashion show. Oh, amazing. Barbie Ferrar is there. She's lost a bit of weight, but she's still someone that I think looks like me. And what happens?

They put in a denim jacket. Yeah, that's wild. Really? So everybody else is doing up skin. Yeah. Sexy. Yeah. Is that because she wanted to wear one?

And she didn't feel comfortable because she was in an environment that didn't. Yeah, I felt like if you're in a space where everybody looks a particular way and then you don't feel comfortable, you're going to close yourself off. But not to say that she did. Yeah. Yeah. But it does give the thought of,

Is that what's going on here right now? Yeah. It's a completely valid point. I think I would just love to see some more people that look like me. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. Gatch you.

Should we do a Tiet four fashion show one day? Oh, God. What in our underwear? Not in our underwear. What's the day is the other thing? Why is our whole big fashion show for just a pair of knickers? That's a good question. Well, that's like saying why do they have fashion week?

Yeah, but in that fashion. No, fashion weeks make sense because it's like there's a theme. I don't know. What's the theme for knickers? Yeah, it's just like, it's just different bras and knickers and like big wings that haven't, you can't buy. Do you know how expensive they are as well?

I can't afford that. You should see my pants and bra draw. No offense, but like Rihanna kind of did her own version, didn't she? Yeah, a Savage Fenty. The best part of the show is her performing, and then it's just brawiser knickers. Yeah.

The brawerews and knickers are boring. Yeah. Do you not think? I love Rihanna. I hear it, though. I mean, put it in your music. video. Yeah.

Maybe then I'm like, ooh, okay, she was wearing that, you know what I mean? Like the best bits I remember is like Normani dancing to like Sean Paul from one of her previous shows and it's all kind of like, that's, that's cool to watch. But if it's just walking up and down in a pair of knickers. Yeah. I don't know. I disagree. I loved it.

Thank you. Well, should we dive in to see what other celebrity we've got going on this week? Yes, please. Bubble, bubble, bubble. Toil and trouble. Who wants to take one? The dark of the berry, the sweet of the juice. The colors are giving it.

Glinda and Alphabet. Yes. If you know, you know. Still yet to see it. Celia Emery's blank stills the show on celebrities. I know what this is. Do you have any idea what it might be? Yeah, Lauren.

It doesn't even something. There should be a blank there. That's a full centre. No, it's Celia Emery's, blank. Stills the show. Something's very close to your heart, I'd say. Yeah. And you love it all the time. Do love it.

You love it. It's so good for your heart. You've written all over. Literally. Chocolate. Close. I don't do that all the time. I don't do that.

She farted during one of the tasks. That's crazy. It's so funny. They were like stuck in his little cabin and she was being nervous and all the inside and goes quiet and he just gives him. I was giving that little girl. I don't know what was that you guys. She was like, it was me.

Oh. I'll show you it quickly so you can see reference. Who is Senior in Mary again? She's the old lady that was in, I know her face from Trinidad and Cabo. She was in Nana Macfeeve. No, and the... She's in Lones of St Trinian. Pink Trinian.

Wait, the cook from... Faint Trinian, she was in St Trinian. She marries, wasn't he? Guys, she was in St Trinians. Yeah, she plays the drunken teacher in St Trinians. Yeah, no, something. Come on. She's in so much.

Yes, I know exactly who you were talking about. Yeah, she farted. What queen. It must be hard, having hammers on you all the time. Normalise it. Oh, why are you coming out? The worst team building away day experience in history. What just happened?

I just farted the audio. Oh. Oh, hey. No, it's so good. Oe! She fist-jarted. That would be me as well. Oh, my goodness.

Oh my God. It's kind of a immune thing. How often do people, surely people are farting on live TV all the time? I mean, if you know your farts, I feel like you get a feeling because there's the air farts and then there's the, and then the silent killers. Do you know what I've never done one? She doesn't fart. Okay.

Everybody farts. No. I kind of love that for her though. Yeah, just release. Yeah. The mics must be really good to pick that up. Honestly. Yeah.

Cool. I imagine that. Surely they all have like individual mics And then they have like mics Yeah But can you imagine that just hearing it You're thinking is that actually me I just fight it

I just love it Yeah they should show more farts on TV That's what I say Do you know what's gonna happen I'm all of a sudden You're gonna see There's gonna be a fighting community People are gonna gather at Hyde Park

And start fighting Because I saw the other day That Gen Zs were gathering In I think I don't know what park it was Just to scream And I was like what the heck is going on here So there's gonna be a fighting community You see

No I can tell you one better and I have actual proof and I've seen this, my flatmate showed me a 1,000 people strong group chat on WhatsApp called only farts. Oh, I've seen that! And they're not allowed to talk,

they're not allowed to post pictures, they're not allowed to laugh, they're not allowed to comment. Wait, hold on, do they... They sound record their farts, and that is all they're allowed to put in. Oh my fucking God, our generation are messed up.

That is... But you know what might be cool? What are this? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me land, let me land, yeah. The person that created, the admin of that group chat, right? They're very serious, apparently, as well. You get kicked out straight away.

See, hear this. So you're telling me, the admin of that group chat, yeah, has all these fart sounds. You're going to hear a track or a song that's going to come out, sampled by those farts one day. And that guy's going to make a lot of money. Oh my God, yeah, they could make a royalty-free farts. Track. company.

Limited, copyrighted, don't steal that. And who's to say he might be selling those sounds? You are actually clapped in the head.

What are you even saying? You are, sorry. They're not in the corner and the farting. Is this like as entrepreneurial as T4 gets? T4? T4.

It's kind of a wild concept. Let's move on to another one. Okay. You are crazy. How funny is only farts. as a group chat. That's amazing. Bonnie poo.

Bonnie poo. That would be your stage name. Yeah. Joe Keri speaks on the honor of being arrested by. Sabrina Corpenter. I don't even know who that is. You do. Oh, Joe Kira.

But Joe, come on guys. Yeah. Yeah. So Joe Kiri was arrested at Sabrina's concert. And now there's massive rumors that they are, in fact, dating. They were spotted in. a little restaurant and they followed each other on Instagram. I'll tell you what, I've definitely heard Stranger Things.

The nuts doing. Ah. Ah. Ah. Thank you, my lady. Okay. Get him a, one of my show. Yeah, she does it at every one of her shows and she always has like celebrity guests.

Like before she does a song, she's like, who's going to get arrested today? We thought it was going to be us when we went. Yeah. That's where we go. But just like, um, Victoria's secret, Sabrina doesn't like fat people. That's outrageous. That is outrageous. I was talking more about me anyway.

Yeah. But you're not fat, so it's okay. You're not fat, Billy. No, it was a joke. It was a nasty joke. So yeah, I'm really pleased you, Sabrina and Joe, invite me to the wedding. Yes. And one more. I can't touch my mic.

Thank you. Taylor Swift removes opalite necklace amid claims of blank symbol. The chuff is opalite. Divorce symbol. Divorce is a new song. She's got a new song called Opolite. What does Opolite mean?

It's a stone, isn't it? No, it's a stone. Oh, I mean, so she's saying, oh, you're all polite, oh, polite. Oh, yeah. That Taylor Swift bop. Oh, you're so polite. You do it so right. You might give me your fright.

What is opalite? Yeah, what is opalite? And why do I care? Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, actually, this album is so bad. Oh, oh my God. I agree. The only part I liked was the track was Sabrina Compton

and I like when Sabrina sings. So mute her, please. Doesn't she, she opens that song with, Her name is Kitty. She did something in the city. It was rather windy. I got to thought she was pretty. She thinks she's trying to do that.

What's this song about Lola? She was a show girl. And she heads down to da da. All she can must her up. about kitty, her name is kitty. Her name is kitty. This is her thing

which is like you might speak with kitty. Never mind. Yeah. I'm really enjoying like I was really excited for the album but showgirl it is not.

There's nothing showgirl. There's nothing showgirl there's nothing but less. There's nothing. I'm not biting onto anything. No. Oh that song about wood. There's a song about wood as well.

Yeah. Wood. About Travis Kelsey's penis. Yeah. Yeah. all about like he opened at my thighs and naughty girl some of the words in this album a bus girl too close to the sun yeah you bascar too close to the sun um she's like i'm not a bad bitch this isn't savage oh no she's doing too much she's like the rhymes are cheesy and cringe

it's giving chachi pt wrote my album so what do we think this is taylor swift removes opalite necklace and claims of blank symbol it sounds cocky What? That's one of the actual lyrics. Oh my God. It sounds cocky. It's crazy. Ain't she meant to be like a sweetheart?

Like a, you know, the, no, she's about 40. She's playing off of this kind of like, I see a really interesting point. So we're going off topic here, but this album that she's released is the same age Beyonce was when she wrote Lemonade. And Taylor Swift is still trying to market herself as this teenage school girl. Oh, she's to get out. And it's like, not that you should compare female artists, but where you compare like artwork. And there's almost like this president of like, is Taylor Swift riding off this kind of like youthful innocence

that really only white women have a privilege in? Oh. I mean, she's interesting. She ain't innocent. She's talking about wood. Well, that's it. And being in the bear bitch and savage. Yeah.

And kitty. Pity. She split her kitty. In a really. In her defense, though, oh my God. I actually can't imagine how confusing it is to develop your identity, develop your personality. Feel like you have to go through

these different eras to make sure every album is different from each other. Like, it must be fucking exhausting. Creativity. Because I feel like Sabrina Carpenter's like group are massively involved with the strategy of like not what she's even doing now. Like the music video she's making in six months

is going to relate to the storyline in this one six months ago. Like I don't know if she has that or maybe she doesn't want that kind of team around like deciding her look and kind of her creative strategy. But I'm confused for Taylor Swift sometimes. But like for me, all of her music sounds exactly the same. And it has done since like five albums.

I'll be it, love story. Yeah. That's about love. Is she the one that sings Romeo? Yeah. From Romeo take me to. Coggy or the what? Yeah, well she's 15 years apart between them two, no?

I think even more. Probably more. I hear it. But even Beyonce back then she'll, he, she was singing, lose my breath and, you know what I mean? It was given,

if you're giving bad bitch, you're giving bad bitch from the start, I'm giving you, you know, me the bad bitch until I'm the baddest, baddest bitch. You can't give me, Romeo,

take me to ride, do you know me, kitty, itty, Woody, what the heck, Woody woodpecker, and they lover.

You know what I mean? Yeah. That's completely got off topic. I have no idea what this, nobody about. Bobby, what is it? It's Nazi symbol.

Shut up, I was going to guess that. That's awful. Excuse me. Taylor Swift removes opalite necklace and claims of Nazi symbol. Who approved that? She's, I mean, I'm seeing a lot of, like, at the moment, I have to say it's conspiracy theories and, like, I'm not saying it's legitimate, but a lot of people are saying, like,

she's got another song about being cancelled and there's a kind of like, okay, is that a song about, like, her friends like Blake lively who would get cancelled by the media? Or is she singing that about all of her friends who are, like, Trump supporters and really right wing, singing about oh I like my friends cancelled blah blah blah blah and is it really her kind of way of like Why would she make a song about that? I don't know

You guys really love Taylor boy No I don't They're like lightning bolts But people are saying it's like the SS Oh Let me see Take it down Also this woman is trying to sponge

So much money from her fans And also who goes fuck about her necklace I mean, unless there is a Nazi symbol. But how is this news? When is she wearing an opalite necklace? I don't know. I don't know. No, I think she was selling it, right?

Selling? I don't know. Oh, that's a freaking reach. Oh, those are lightning bolts. Yeah, people are always use that lightning symbol. Yeah. But people really do reading so much these days. Yeah.

Where? Yeah. I don't think. I don't think the Taylorships is a Nazi. I have some slack, man. I don't think. I'm like 99% sure she is. Underline think, yeah.

We've no proof that she's announced. Oh, wow. So this is the part of the podcast where use brother tea and we try not to. Oh no. No. We're not even started. Oh, I really don't want to get where. I've got to go for a walk with HR after this.

Sorry, Christy Okay, ready. Okay, ready? When I was little, the this little piggy rhyme confused me And it made me think my toes were living things So I would whisper apologies to them When putting shoes and socks on My wife goes for a poo only in the upstairs toilet

When she does, I go for a poo in the downstairs toilet, hoping that her poo and my poo will meet in the pipes. I feel like you a cam would do that? No, we don't have two toilets. If you could, you would? If I could, sure. And now, in the middle. That's the MSN lady.

You nudged them. That's what bunny poo does. Pony poo. Head teacher announced that we'd have Monday off school, which was my birthday, so I woohooed. And then you then, explained it was because the teacher passed away overnight. That is so peak.

And you ever looked at your reflection when you take a picture? Big face coming to talk. I said it. It was like a bird. You're like, duh-da. Oh, sugar. When I was 10, I learned about fertilizer when asking my mum about it while she was gardening. The next day, she caught me pooing on her roses.

Billy, you know this one already, so don't spoil it. My friend ended her relationship the night before the wedding for the most insane reason. She and her fiancé were sharing a room the night before as they weren't really bothered about traditions. So she leaves the room to go get some drinks, gets downstairs and realizes that she forgot her purse. So she walks back into their bedroom to find her fiancé sucking his mum's tits. This is another boob sucking story. That's crazy. I just like to suck breasts.

Why? You hear it here first, people. She is a lesbian So incest Why did you know about it? Is it you? No, they tell me last year I'm gay

You still got a mum With boobs Yeah, but the fiancé was a woman That's the issue here Not the second of your mum's tip Oh, right then Is there more? No

Well, there's a true story The fact that happened to someone I know the other day The wedding got called off They were all just sat there. Yeah. And they found out that that was the reason. And apparently it's because he gets anxious.

And so he's always done that. But she didn't know about it and walked in on it. He gets anxious. So he sucks on his mom who doesn't lactate anymore and is probably over 60. And also, mom, why are you allowing that? Yeah, why are you allowing? Yeah. How weird is that?

Why are you allowing that, Christy? And the twins ate out yet? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I saw a video of twins crying at the same. time yesterday and I don't think you want that. I thought I'll dance to it. That's like dancing to him.

Or I'll do the pull off. Oh right. Yeah. And then fucking child protection services come around and you're just just giving Whitney from Secret of Women's Wives. You can do what that person's going to do with the farts, but with baby cries.

Make a little beat. A couple of parts in there for good measure. Yeah. Collaboration of the century. Yeah. Okay. I have one more. Oh.

Load up guys. After my doctor put my RUD in, he held his hand out for me. I shook it thinking it was nice doing business with you vibes, but he just wanted to help me up. Bless her, sweethearts. Bless that. Kav had that the other day when we were sat outside eating our dinner, and he went over to get a vape from, yeah,

unfortunately, this is a true story. Unfortunately, he had a vape. He went over to get a vape. on the shop please insert the video just a compilation sorry

sorry so he went over to go the baby came back over to the thing and then we were just kind of talking the waiter came over

about five minutes before he went over to buy a homeless person like some coffee and sugar and biscuits and stuff because he'd asked for it

and when Cam sat back down he thought the waiter was coming over to shake his hand like say well done for the homeless person but the waiter

was just coming to collect the rubbish from the vape. Oh. So embarrassing. Coming! I know. Well done.

Well done for feeding that I'm this person, handshake. I was like... Yeah. Did you shake his hand as well? Yeah. No, I didn't shake it as well. No, no.

That would have been so embarrassing. You shook his hand as well. Yeah, he's such a good laugh. But that kept me up at night. That did. Oh. Oh, bless. Yeah.

That would keep me up at night. Yeah. Oh my gosh. All right then, well, thank you for another fun episode of Tier 4. Please watch our clips on TikTok. Please watch anything. Repose, share. Like, yeah, that's a really good idea, actually.

People should start liking, sharing. Because if you don't, we're going to have to set up our own only farts. We are one far away. You're all one far away. Don't get too comfortable. Yeah, thank you for joining us, everyone. see you next week bye

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