Tea at Four - Trisha Paytas’ baby conspiracy, Charli xcx’s budget wedding, and sexting ChatGPT

Episode Date: July 31, 2025

Lauren, Christie and Billy are reunited for the first time in our fresh new set, and they’ve got a lot to catch up on! Trisha Paytas’s new baby name causing outrage, disbelief over Charli xcx’s wedding being in Hackney and is Christie’s new studio space fit for Bonnie Blue??We also play our old fan favourite Don’t Spill The Tea - filled with festival poo stories, wedding fails and raunchy conversations with AI...Please send us any anonymous stories for us to read out, we love hearing your tea! Send to [e-mail]

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you'll know just how healthy they are. Visit Spexsavers.cavers.cai to book your next eye exam. Eye exams provided by independent optometrists. So the baby is called Aquaman, but actually, I'm so desensitized by Tricia Pate's baby names. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, welcome back. It's been a minute. Welcome back to Christy's show. And this way, I'm a few.

Thank you so much. It's a pleasure to be here. Thank you so much. And the set, we haven't spoken about our new lovely set. It's been like a big transformation, upgrade. Like, we're looking even better now. And for those who can't see and are listening in, we've got some lovely set. We've got some lovely white panelling, some uplighting, some new fake plants, some photos with frames.

Is this a globe? No. What is this? Disco ball. Does it look like, Christy? No, no, no, guys, I have something like this at home, right? And we call it the globe. Is it a globe?

Is it got a map of the world on it? Yeah, it does. There's not a fucking disco ball. We call this a globe. Mine blown. And for those of you who can't see, we have a new pink disco ball drinks cabinet. Is that where I want to get all our teas?

I think so. I think so. A Long Island ice tea, maybe. Ooh, still waiting for that drinks sponsor. Yes. Oh. Suddenly, then it suddenly turns out to mine.

When Christy starts lying. Yeah. lie that stiles you'll be knocked out of your chair I guess the last couple months we have obviously had a lot of really fun and exciting guests in like obviously just check out the rest of our content but we haven't really sat down and had a proper catch up in a while

so yeah maybe for our listeners you can just get a bit of vibe of who we are what we do and how we poo because we do actually talk about shit a lot here have been thrown up since then no we actually have but we still speak on things that usually and normally stay in a group chat but we bring out to you guys to listen

and to vibe with us and to just join in the conversation so yeah I'm excited to see what we're going to be cracking on about today you know you've been really working on your non-stumbling see what you've been doing with your time off reading read and reading read it she's been doing du lingo for English that is so me though exactly we've been known we've been known so what is new what is new what is new with me well as Vinnie mentioned earlier today, I've actually got a content studio now, guys. Yeah, crazy.

I know. I feel like it came at the right time because my cousin, he, everybody in my family, they're very much creative and he's always been like, we need to have a family business. I was like, I don't think I want that because working with your family sometimes can be a bit of a headache, but I feel like it's come at the right time because obviously he is self-employed and he's like, listen, I've bought a space. we're doing something and we have and it's it looks amazing your ticot came up on last night and i was like yeah that girl looks like christie so are you a landlord um i wouldn't say one step

closer to being phil mitchell mitchell what an east end is called um i don't call myself a landlord i would call myself like this part of the family business a woman in stem yeah woman in stem They were within STEM, period. So you're not on the lease, you're just, but you're running the business. Yeah, I'm just helping, yeah. So what does it do? Is it like, so initially it's like a, it's like a content space in it. You know, like them lifestyle, aesthetic type studio, so people can come in there.

Oh, like, Bolly Blue films. Well, she won't be filming in my space. Absolutely not. But, um, yeah. Honey, hit it up. She's got free space. I don't know what. If we can fit around a thousand men, a thousand a one.

Yeah, I don't know what her. Two thousand. Yeah, how many men can it fit? On a Bonnie Blue Q? Can you imagine? I mean, it'll be great business for me. Oh, I don't know if anyone's going to be wanting to hire that afterwards. In regards to like, oh my God, Bonnie Blue's been in there, but I obviously, I don't want that.

Really? I don't want that. I don't think anyone's looking at the floor, the liner of a fucking Bonnie Blue video and going, actually, that looks like a really good studio space. We hope you cleaned it afterwards. Oh my God, no. That's actually my actual scare. If somebody was to book it and it's like, imagine like I see it on like OnlyFans or something. they've done like something crazy in there

because people are crazy so who used to say but no it's like a nice self don't book it for only fans I don't say you're booking it for fans only meet and greet but it's a it's a lovely cute intimate

space and it's just lovely because I feel like a lot of our family members and friends are getting back into their creative bag and I think for me it's helped me kind of like enjoy work more because like I've got something to like you inspire me here You've got something to do when I'm bored at work.

Not that. But in regards to something to do, because I feel like you guys know I've been in a very, like, off Instagram, off, like, social media posting. So I think that is just something to kind of, like, get me back into the love of things. So it's been, it's been fun. It's been great.

You go, girl. Yeah, I love that for you. Love it. Billy, what's new with you, babes? I've just been club, another club, bus, another club, show, sleep, But bus, it's been pretty full on, yeah. Busting?

And not, yeah. It's an online meme. Lady Gaga was in an interview once where she was like, touring it's exhausting. It's a bus, another club, another club, show, a bus. It's a gay thing, maybe. And Lauren's what they call a stray. I'm an ally.

Oh, ally. Stray means straight and gay. Yeah, facts. Or straight with a little gay. Straight, little gay. I learned that from Lauren's Danny Dyer video. That's where I learned from. Yeah, me too.

Yeah, it's been very full on and it's quite nice to So party and no resting Pretty much, yeah And then the podcast has been really fun Because we've had loads of guests That's right So it's a real downer to come back And be sitting just you two at the moment

I joke I jest, of course It's like coming home Oh, that's nice After a festival with festival blues What about you, Lauren, what have you been Up to? Well, just more

most recently I will say last night I came back from Sevilla you can't say Seville it's so embarrassing so if you're really really authentic you say Seville but um I once I was there I became obsessed with these like Fomenko dancers and then this morning I was getting ready and I was like I've got to have my hair in a bun with a massive scrunchy to emulate this kind of new found fixation of the Fulminco dancers but now I've kind of got like post bun clarity and I feel like I've come back from holiday with like Cornrose and he keeps calling me Anne Boleyn. I think that's a compliment. Yeah but now I just keep looking at myself and like what are you thinking?

Preparing a bun because the Cornrose is great. But it's like I feel up my scalps out, my hair lies back. No, you look cool though. No, you look, how do you say, a Spagnon? Oh, thank you. And you are glowing. Oh, thank you. It's just the unflattering lighting.

Nothing says Spain like a nice woolen cardigan. 35 degree heat. She's trying to keep to the heat. That's the flamenco. Oh my God, but it was amazing. So I went to go see this flamenco show, and all of the dancers there were like over 50 years old. And the way they move their body,

the way they seduced the audience, the way that they hit every beat, was a complete opposite of me because I was fucking awkward when I dance, and I can't hit any beats. No, that is true. She does speak from her heart there. She's an awful dancer.

Horrible to watch, bless me. Right. I used to actually do for the Islewhite County for Irish dances. There's free people in the Isle of Wight. Hey, to be honest, I actually want to go to the Isle of Wight. I've been looking at like places, stuff. You should book flights. Yeah, you should.

Lovely holiday destination. Apparently you can track. No, but there's things to do there. There's a nice little coast. Is that? And there's like, the fun fair. Oh, no, no, no, they don't have that. We don't have electricity there.

What? There wouldn't be electricity to pump the rides. Really? Yeah, we don't have that. They got cut off during 2008. You guys are lying to me. No, honestly, the change of government meant that they couldn't fund

Isle of Wight anymore? They don't have their own currency, do they? It's the same currency as they? You guys do euros? Yeah. It's actually short for Eureta. It's not the same as Europe is Eureta.

After Queen Eureta. There's no such ring as of Queen Euretas. Married to King Henry VIII. That's who I'm emulating today. But yeah, I really want to go to either white So when you're ready to give me something like And I'm great I'm ready When you're ready

I'm ready She bet said that with a determination It's like a fucking bracing I don't know if I'm ready to tell Christia I don't know if I'm ready to repel this information If great takes for all I know is Hackney And work so You've left Hackney, Christi

You're such a liar First the Globe You've been to Glasgow at least And you went to Barbados And Stevenage. Not that tall guys. Yeah. But I feel like, yeah, it's nice to kind of explore.

You see how you're from Isla White. You've come to London. Like, I've always been to London. She was just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took that midnight train. No, she takes 254 from Allgate to all from stuff. Yeah, so I really want to, like, explore other places in England. All right, why don't you start with...

I love white. Right, I love white, sure. Yeah, and then Nuki, New Kyi. Nuki. Fun fact, someone in school told me that was in China. And you believed them? I did. It was a netball tournament and Molly was like,

I was like, where's Niki again? She was like, China. And I was like, wow, you're going to China for a netball tournament. She was like, yeah. She was like, yeah, all the way, China. I was like, that was mixed. You stupid boy. And then it wasn't until I came home and told my mom and dad.

and they're like, you dumb little boy. So anyway, we went from the culture of Sevilla to Island White. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What else did you like about Seville? What else I like about Seville? Oh, I just love, I think I meant to live in a hot country.

Like, how much that made me happy. And I remember on our future fertility podcast, we had Emma on, who healed, like, a lot of her body issues by living out in Spain. And I just think about that a lot. Like, the produce out there is so much cleaner. Swimming in the sea. I mean, Seville's the city, so I didn't swim in the sea. I just swim in the swimming pool.

Yeah. But it's a weird thing when you go on holiday in it, you think you're so tan, and then the minute you get back on that Ryanair flight, and then you just look grey. Not Jet 2? Do you reckon it's just where you just...

I didn't go on a jet too, no. No, no, no. I actually went on Vueling. How was that? Oh, so embarrassing. Got a Vueling air lines. I guess it's better than Ryanair. Yeah, Vueling is probably that.

I've never been on a jet two playing. Do they actually play the Jiskin song? I think I just see people are fighting. They do. Nothing? What is the thing? I'd rather walk. No, no, I see them.

I'd rather walk than have Jessica in playing. Dora said it. No offense to that woman. Yeah, I think it's overdone. I'm bored of it now. People just gassing up that. It's funny when the video bangs, but when it's a, like, mediocre video.

That's only because you haven't got one that's banged yet, that's why. I don't do it. Do you don't? No. I'm not a... You don't know what? Content creator. Darling to Hawaii.

Don't be subject to holiday. I love it. Yeah. I feel like the trend came out a month ago and Christy's only just seen it. Oh my God, I did see not, oh actually maybe it was that music I was listening to a mute. Someone getting taped up by the air hostess on a flight

and then he's literally being taped by the air hostesses and around his mouth and then just in front of it someone proposes to their girlfriend. Why playing is just a different kind of universe? That sounds like AI. Yeah, it could be AI video. I thought for a lot these days. Oh gosh, well enough about us.

Should we see what the celebrities have been up to? Yes, let's go. The game of Celebrity. For any new listeners, or maybe old ones that forgot, we love to play this game called Celebrity Headlines, where we go over the top celebrity headlines, and we have to fill in the gaps. The blanks.

Release the round. The news. Blank, blank, issues warning in first gig after blank, blank, blank, blunder. Blank, blank. Wait, can you say it again? Blank, blank, issues warning in first gig after blank, blank, blank. I think I know this one. Blank blanks.

Is it probably an artist? I don't know why I thought Donald Trump or blank blank, but I was like, what the heck? Coldplay issues warning in first gig after Kiss Cam Blunder. Coldplay is one word. It's Chris Martin. Oh, you silly, silly boy. You silly, silly boy.

No, but that was close enough. Better than Donald Trump. Can you read it all out? Read it out. Chris Martin issues warning. in first gig after kiss cam blunder. What was the warning? Oh, don't come to my thing

if you want to cheat on your wives. No, I think it was more the case of we're going to do a kiss cam now and it might pan round to you to do your makeup. Oh, right. But then other celebrity, other, sorry, other music artists

are coming out being like, I don't have a kiss cam, right? So if you want to come with your CEO or whoever you're having an affair with, I'm not going to tell you off for it. Who's done that? I think it was Zach Brian. Oh, yeah.

Did you see that? Yeah. I feel like everyone's just trying to jump onto it and trying to like find a way to kind of utilize obviously because it's gone viral. Yeah. How can I, you know, get my bag and. I did see one tweet that made me quite a laugh.

It's like every summer a CEO meets his fate. Oh. This summer. Oh, yeah. Last summer was the assassination. Summer before that was the guy on the, he got assassinated. The guy that got assassinated by the hot Louis.

Oh, yeah, he was fit. and then the year before that was like the submarine oh fuck titanic there was another one but the picture reference was only orcas and I didn't get it you can't have it all time you can't have that I don't have that wow

didn't even read the caption just so augurs not it was like one of those kind of quizzes but like it was a reference thing so you only had to be able to get it and it was just like the tweet was like I love how every summer a CEO meets his fate and then it was just like

a picture of of the kiss can. Oh. Orkers. Orkers. How did you about walkers? That's awkward. Blanks Blanks,

classic bridal look was anything but Bretty. That's Charlie XX. Yes. I still don't know who that is, but I know her name. Gosh, I hate you.

Yeah, she wore Vivian Westwood in a little mini dress and some Jimmy Tew shoes and some black sunglasses. That's cute, though. That's the tweet. No, that was a tweet. But I think they'd get married

in Italy. They are. And we've got Intel, is it? Of where it is. Swear. Yeah. Are you guys going? A friend won't stop going on about it.

You're pretty app. Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but yeah, man job, name drop, name drop. Yeah, it was a cute little, um, ceremony in Hackney Town Hall. And then they went to, no, it wasn't Hackney Town Hall. 100% it was. It's mental. They're literally crossing the road over where I used to get my Tesco. It wasn't Hackney.

I swear to you. I swear to you. I swear to you. I swear to you. And then they walked to Dalla, the Italian restaurant that they'd exclusively hired. And then they went to Ellie's in Delston You can Google it baby They went to Elliot's

No Ellie's in Delston So you're telling me She was in my In my radius She's from like East London No she's not I thought she's American

No She's an Essex girl She's an Essex girl She lives in like East London I can't lie All the Charlie XXX

Sabrina Carpinter Olivia Rodrigo Chapel Rome Roan Rone Chapel Rhone I thought they were American

Girlies They're all American They're all American Charlie is It's American She's British Baby, you need to put some respect on their name

I just asked They're all American You said Charlie is Oh Charlie isn't No she's from East Lank Well she lives at East London But yeah It makes sense then

You know Keep it calm simple Why are you splashing out Bare Cash on her wedding dress man Well No I think it's nice She's done something quite low-key I think it's iconic

actually. Well, I don't think, I think that you have, because she wants to get married, I think she's getting married in Italy. Yeah, you have to have a UK ceremony to actually be legally registered as married. So when you get married abroad, it's just kind of like a show. Just show and tell death. Okay. Big up you.

It's mad how much that made news. I saw one of the restaurants that they went into, they had a massive wedding cake and obviously because everyone's on Coke, no one ate the wedding cake. So then they just gave it to like passers by. And then people were making TikToks like, here's me eating Charlie XXX's wedding cake. Sorry, wedding coke

That might be slanderous So we might not be able to say that Allegedly Allegedly From my journalism degree Reportedly I don't really like wedding cake What? That's their best part

No, I agree Oh my God I used to go to birthday parties When I was young and you'd get a party bag Yeah I never actually liked the cake Or the marsy pan So I'd take all the toys out

And then leave the cake in the bag And then I hid it In this drawer in my room And after like three years My mum found it but the weird thing was nothing like nothing rotted because obviously just sugar so everything was just perfectly intact and then you bit into it yeah when I started liking caking my chubby face I think like cake is the the best thing that's ever been created I don't see the hyping cake what are you okay it's just a sponge nah man it's just a sugary sponge no no I feel like you guys haven't had cake because you know cake I've had cake I've had cake oh my good good No, I didn't want to say my commenter, because I don't know, I'd be mad. No, but I've, I've always had, like...

You're on a timeout, Missy. She needs to go back to the flamenco. Yeah. The salmilla. Savia. Savia. Why don't care. Yeah, guys, cake is nice.

Okay. What kind of cake? Do you not like cake? Do you not like cake? I've spent hundreds on birthday cake in regards to you. Hundreds? Really? You know, you guys.

know that I'm obsessed with Nars, right? Well, not anymore. But I remember for one, but because I gave my life to cry, so I can't love him no more. Oh, fair. Yeah. So, um. Bless you all. We just covered about five themes within two seconds.

But like, I think it was my 25th birthday. I had. Many years ago. Many years. I had like, one of these album covers made into a cake. and I played like 200 pounds for that cake. What was the album cover? It was like a tape, yeah, a tape as a cassette tape.

And I made that lady create that as a cake. What was the tape? The last, well, the album's called The Lost Tapes. It's a picture of tapes. It was a picture just the tape. They had like, happy birthday, Christy, and then the lost. And you brought that for yourself? Oh, Christy.

Can't laugh at that. That's really sad. That's not so. Man, I enjoyed the cake. I'm glad you do. Thank you. I'm not actually all for celebrating yourself. You go, girl.

Period. Do you love me? Cake me. I love that. Thank you. What's yours? What? Oh.

It's my birthday cake. I was like, go on. Okay. The arrival of Blank Blank's third child just reignited those wild baby theories. Oh, Tricia Pater's. Tricia Pater's.

Oh, I was thinking third child, maybe Rihanna. No, I think this is big because of Zio's born died and people always there's a weird conspiracy that every time Trisha Peters has a baby somebody dies yeah but it is weird so the baby is called Aquaman but actually

the I'm sorry I'm so desensitized by Trisha Pater's baby names I'm like yeah what's other baby names Malibu Barbee Malibu Barbie and Elvis Elvis is probably the most normal one Aquaman yeah

does she have an obsession with Barbie then. Yeah. It's like whatever trending film is on. She's like, yeah, that would do. Aquaman is not a Barbie car. No, but Aquaman's in Barbie. Actually, no, Aquaman, but Aquaman's a thing to the song, Barbie girl, no?

Oh, yeah, that's Aqua, that's Aquar. Aquar, that's Aquar. No, Aquar is in like, they're a Spanish group, I think. Yeah, they are. And Aquaman is a superhero. No, but with this theory that every time someone dies, it reincarnates as her baby, it is quite weird because Aquaman, actor was at Ollie

Ozbourne's Ozzy Osbourne's last concert when I've got internet rot final boss it ain't loading for her no she doesn't have a fucking clue I've lost so before he died that person wasn't and then she got the name from

that. No she's lost it was a lovely name that she liked and a story he'll be there for all years I didn't know about this theory you know it was Prince was it Prince Philip died.

No, it was No, I took a picture of it earlier. Let me see this. When Elizabeth, hmm. And then she was, she was like going to name her Elizabeth, did she?

Um, no, that doesn't matter. Actually doesn't matter. Go on, finish the challenge. No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What,

so she called her name, she called her child's name, Aqua. Aquaman. Aquaman. The child's got even the bad yet, but okay, Aquaman.

Wait. So Appleman as an adult is so much better than Aquaman as a child. But no, they're like imagining him he's at the doctor's office. Aquaman Moses Pater's or like picking up a prescription. Aquaman. Picking up a coffee, Aquaman. But then again, I don't think that they will go through like being bullied in school because then your mother's, you know, famous.

Oh, no, you'd be bullied already for being Tricia Peters, babe. Yeah, they're not getting clout for being Trisha Peters' child. Well, I mean, he's getting front page news, headlines, so it's something. Yeah. Oh, it's so front page. People have been, it's a big...

It's been on front page of Twitter, but... I mean, it's still being spoken about. You know what I mean? Yeah. Nobody speaks about me, but let's speak about... I speak about you quite a lot behind you now. I love that.

Actually. No, joking. No, you're really. Anywho Where's a pool So this is the part of the show Where we play Don't Spill The Tea where you spill and we try not to

And honestly it's been a minute So should we just talk about the ball? That's not your intro that was so boring Alright, alright, raw tib Sorry, you've got so much energy today And you're going to be like, this is the part to you at the pool Put some pussy into it Pussy? Put your pussy into it

Put your cake in it No, you'll eat it The day's just so, shake the table and scene. So this is the part of the show where we played Don't Spill the Tea, where you Spill the Tea and we try not to. Honestly, it's been a minute, guys. And how are you guys feeling about this? I'm excited.

I've missed this game. Have you really? Are you, Lauren? Yeah, I can't wait to put water all over our new panelling. Paint the town, because I've got ginger vices. What's that? When your guns bleed. Oh, no.

So for those that are listening and new to the show, it's basically what I said in the beginning. Yeah, let's go. Don't overag the pudding, Christy. It's true. I tried to be cool. Chin chin.

I accidentally sent a guy I was seeing my scabies symptoms meant for my doctor and only realized when he responded. Skabies even a thing now. It is. It's crazy. I was going to say.

She left a epidemic. I was going to say a name, but I know someone who keeps getting it. They know who they are. We know who they are. I don't know what it is. Scabies. It's like rashes. They're like little bugs.

Razor bugs. They're bugs. They're burying so many of your skin. And then like, yeah. But you can catch it, not from just sleeping with people. You can catch it from like towels and they, it's a bit like knits for your skin. Okay. Too much.

Oh, it's itchy. Okay, no. Okay. Thank you, baby. I went home with a guy but I forgot that I was wearing a wig It came Why's your fucking tea?

Why's your mouth dry? What the hell, Christy? You didn't even spit it. You just swallowed it. It's not swallow the tea. I went home with a guy but forgot that I was wearing a wig it came off mid-hook-up

so I panicked and just yelled surprise surprise surprise surprise surprise that's happened to me once before mid-hook-up

not hook-up but mid like actually my birthday party my wig came off mid-hook-up not mid-hook-up on the dance floor no

yeah I feel like you know you're eating cake again. I wasn't eating a cake. I was actually just very happy and then do you know when you're just dancing and then you can just feel that your hair's going back but I'm still in the moment. My sister was like,

bathroom now. I'm like, no! She said, yike. I said, oh, bathroom now, then. Really? Yeah. Love that. Then that's the way I banned the whole night.

It's what happens when my toupee comes off. Yeah. You've got one? No, people in mine think I do. Ah. Oh. That's not nice. I saw you tag that on redacted.

I think the other day, Eclic for tupe's. Or hair. It was quite funny. I thought it was quite lasty. Wow. Oh. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.

Stones. Stones. Glass I shouldn't for. Yes. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Happy birthday.

Yes. Okay. Fill up. Feel up. When I went to Glastonbury, I used the Port-a-Lose, and I had really bad diarrhea. I was squatting and then accidentally fell to the ground face first. in everyone's poo. It was the first day

so I then had to spend the rest of Glastow covered in poo. Fact check, how is that humanly possible? Do you not have what to? Because I did it a lot and I didn't fall over face first.

Right, she fell over face first into poo. So wait, how you poo? She was so skinny she fell down the long drop. How you poo? What do you mean by that? No, but how did you fall face down? Because when you poo,

you're on the long drop, I'm guessing your artist's facing the long drop so does you turn around to do, Why did you turn around? I don't know, some people do get feral and they do just like... But you know what I'm trying to say? If it's a long drop, how you guys saying

there's a long drop, right? You're squatting. Well, she didn't say it was a long drop. She said she was just in one of the cubicles. There's no way you're falling in the cubicles. But you're in like a plastic one. Yeah, there's no way. I know.

It's crazy. There's no way. No way. No way. No way. Also, did she have diarrhea? Yeah. Can you say it again?

Just like to digest it. Not the diarrhea. But I had to gastro, I use the port to lose. and had really bad diarrhea. I was squatting and I accidentally fell to the ground face first and everyone's poo. Oh, so she must have been facing the toilet

so just shitting on the floor. Because that's literally not, if someone could draw a diagram right now. Yeah. So she was squatting, diarrhea. That I can understand. She falls forward. Maybe there was poo on the floor.

Maybe there was poo on the floor for me earlier. At my wedding, I really needed to poo, but I couldn't take my dress off on my own and I didn't want it touching the floor I held it for a while but during the reception speeches I laughed so hard that I farted and followed through

and followed through I whispered to my husband that I needed his suit jacket sat on the grass and rubbed mud on myself to make it look like I've fallen over the old mud trick I don't want to fix this oh my god I was watching an old episode

of Come Downy the other day and the lady was like What's something you've never told her about And she was like I used to eat mud Like what Do you know what She used to dip her crisps into wet mud pile

No no no no No I'm not listening to that Like you know like the salt and vinegar Stop Stop Stop And she'd be like crunching on gravel Oh I'm sorry

But the people that cast for like come down with me they must get so many of those people in i think an oscar or like an oscar or like services the television should be given to the casting directors or come down with me that's a real fucking talent to find those freaks yeah honestly they're not freaks no sorry they eat whisks they're while they're cooking oh i remember i've you watched the episode of come down with me yeah to be honest she loves british tv no if it's not you senders i don't want to know Also, me and my flatmate were talking last night and we both agreed that actually

you win the money Jane isn't the biggest villain of the series is that woman who just is absolutely ruthless and I can't remember her name or be able to describe it to you It's going to be lost unfortunately but I'll add a link into here but this woman here is so much more

evil and villainous throughout her entire episode and only the real ones will know that my friend's dad was actually right you ain't got any friends oh yeah I was lying I was in a Christy

oh my god let's go okay a homeless man once told me that I'm the perfect combination of man and woman

I don't know why it makes it worse I'm so rude you're the perfect combination of man and woman that's what I think about

myself from the back. You really wouldn't know, especially there's bun on. Your post-bun clarity. I feel like you'd be a really good, like angry homeless man. Like your insults that you've got. Just ready to go.

Fuck. Yeah, I think I can see that. Oh, get out of my way! I thought I'd been una-reversed. It's like, you know, at school when they do certificates, like when you leave it, it's like, most likely to become a wag. You're most likely to become a vicious, homeless man. I didn't do that in school.

You didn't pretend to be homeless in school. No, like, you know, in fact, who's the most likely to... Last clown. That would be me to be a video. That's funny. This is a TikTok. Tell me your worst crash out over a man. And I'm just going to read a few of the comments.

Okay. He cheated. After our divorce, he decides to remarry. Posing as her, I cancelled their honeymoon. And then during their first year, I would just randomly cut off their utilities. That's crazy. Okay.

The next one is, I voluntarily got my tubes removed so that I could FaceTime him in the hospital so that he was. would feel bad, but now I'm single and can't have kids. He's kind of just depressing. I spent $800 on an apology and reconciliation spell from Etsy. No, no, I saw this the other day. I go.

I'm on witch talk. No, no, I saw this other day. That's not the oldest man. No, no, go, go, go, no, no, no, no, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. I saw a woman that paid money for Etsy witch to make sure that the weather was good on her wedding day to cast a spell And it actually did work, it worked

Wow People have time on their hands Money on their hands as well 800 pounds were spell Fair enough I believe in it all really I've reckon I'd probably cast that spell What to rain

Yeah. Hubble and bubble, baby. Okay. Continuation of worst crash out over a man. I called 999 to do a wellness check after he left me on red for 24 hours. I paid the psychic he went to £500 to tell him that I was the love of his life. Fair play. He left.

Also just depressing. He left me because I was clearly unwell. so I recorded the time lapse of me getting better mentally, but it was just me cleaning my room. It had only been a day. Tell me the most insane thing you've used chat GPT for. I had a full two-hour dirty conversation with it. Is that even possible?

Sent a picture of myself and asked it if I was skinny. Wait, can you try sex chat GPT? Live right now. Just checking for me for later Yeah Just if it works You've got to say like I want me to roll from

Oh you know do That command Oh what you need to do Is Back in my day No no Bobby It's quite simple All right Bobby

All right Bobby We've got to try these things. We're investigative journalists. Yeah, we're serious people. Let's keep things respectful and comfortable for everyone. I'm here to help with romance, flirtation or even crafting spicy messages, but I'll keep it tasteful and within open AI's guidelines. Yeah.

Okay, go. That's it. Oh, I'm going for bold and confident with my partner. I thought you meant a bold and confident with my partner. I thought you meant a bald guy. I'm going for a bored and confident. I was like, ah, that was your time, Mummy. Oh, okay.

I can't stop thinking about the way your hands feel on my skin. Tonight I want to be the reason you forget everything else. No distractions, just me. Teasing you slowly until you're begging for more. I hope you're ready from not holding back. Our next chapter, please. This is like one of those. very smart-born books.

I mean, Rosie loves. It's really to write you a whole book, basically. Wow. Now can you ask you to do it in the voice of... Soft-on. Skank? Soft-dom, yeah. What's your book about the skank?

Keisha the skak. Now in the style of Keisha the Skeet by... No, me and Cam have our own book before beds, as in one we read out to each other. What? No, no. No, not sexy book. No, we have a book about...

three pixies called charm carter Conifer Windley and Priscilla Gooseberry and they live in Willow Tree High and they get up to all sorts. There's no sex, there's no set. Do you read it up to each other? Oh, they make it up. You read it out to each other? Yeah. No, they make up the stories together. Do you use TatsyPT to do that? Sometimes, but then

we've got the, that's lazy writing. No, we've got the core. We do the core characters. We've got Chaf and Citis McGinley, we've got Joe Blob. Oh, wait. That one is a bit. But no, it's all very, it's all very fiction. Interesting. Very fiction. Anywho.

Bork alert. Nerd, nerd. Nerd alert. Lose it. Okay. All right. I uploaded a picture of myself and my partner and asked it who was punching. Mm-hmm.

That is true. I was bored. Lauren, you'd love this. I was bored, so I asked it to create a Love Island episode with a bunch of people that I know. It was so drama. We should do that with people from the office with Hunger Games. No. That's more my ball.

I love Hunger Games. I know. Let me do that. Let's do it. Oh, my God. Yeah. Who'd be Catness? Me.

You can be Beta. Peter. Peter. Peter. Peter. Peter. Okay. I think I've watched that.

Thank you. And for that reason. you'll get killed off first. Yes. One, one. That's Game of Friends. Oh, God.

My favourite one was the... I'm still confused about the porter cabin one, but... It's a porter cabin. Port-a-Loo! Actually, fuck, it's that. That's a porter-cabin? It's not a thing. Maybe in France.

It may be in France. Maybe in French, say. Wee, wee. Budka band. Oh my God. Really random. Kelly Rowland said one of the most of iconic lines in her new show about getting bands together.

She was like, she's like, you need to speak French when you're in a band. It's wee, we, we, not I, I. And I was like, oh, wow. English teachers are going to be still in that near force. Yeah. It's a wee wee. Amazing. You know, because they're in a group.

Yeah, I hear it, but that didn't hit for me. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Goodbye, Kelly. Goodbye, Kelly. Well, did everyone have a fun episode back? Yeah, I think we should do this more often.

Oh, we are going to do this more often, of course. Do it every week? Just got no more guests. No, that's it. We can't say that. I've got Michael from IT. He's going to come and join us. He was busy this week.

Oh, I think I'm back. Yeah. Well, actually, we would love to listen to. more of your dilemmas, your confessions and we like to react to them for our teas. So if you've got any, please send them to us at t4 at junglec creations.com. We'll leave all the info in our description.

Yeah. But until then, thank you for joining us and we will see you next please. Bye, Kelly.