Tea at Four - What do modern ghosts look like and scary secret habits we all do...
Episode Date: October 16, 2025It's officially spooooky season on Tea At Four - and Lauren, Billy and Christie are spilling all the haunted tea. We cover everything from debunking London ghost stories, involving a girl falling in l...ove with a man she met in a past life, to a safeguarding ghost on the Night bus.We also question why there are never any modern ghosts, and what outfits we would pick to wear for eternity. Send us your own personal spooky stories! Send us your dilemmas, tea or quite frankly anything you find funny to teaatfour@junglecreations.com.💖 Watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Teaatfourpod💖 Follow on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@four.nine💖 Follow on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/fournine/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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What would a modern ghost look like?
Like Kim Woodburn.
Hey guys, welcome back to T at 4.
I'm Christy.
I'm Billy.
I'm Lauren and this is the podcast where we talk all things
normally stay in the group chat.
And welcome back to a spooky Halloween.
The addition of T at 4.
Dare I say the things that normally stay in the cauldron.
Okay.
See what you did there.
Bubble, bubble.
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
Oh, where the fuck's Jack thing?
She did that two years ago as well.
Oh my gosh, it's always you.
We're actually always haunted.
That's mad.
It's because we also had the psychic witching yesterday who was somebody ghost.
Wait, where did she see it?
Here.
Oh, yeah.
Great.
But back to ghosts.
Something really scary has happened today.
I'm wearing a hat.
I like it, though.
It doesn't normally have the pointed bit that you normally wear when you ride around in your broom.
No, I'm having that thing where, like,
wear a hat for the first time and it's very hattie Halloween.
What?
Same.
Bobby's having it as well.
Bobby's also on a hat day.
So you guys didn't give me the memo?
I know.
I would have much rather of like getting extra 10 minutes lying and put a hat on instead doing my hair.
Yeah.
So what's going on with you guys?
What's the four one on?
I saw Lady Gaga last night and that actually was, she put on a really spooky,
uki show.
It was very kind of like setting the tone for a spooky tober.
Yeah.
Spook tobe.
MacDober.
I love that.
It was incredible.
She was amazing.
What's new in your...
What's new in my life?
Like, nothing really.
I'm just been here enjoying your presence isn't it?
And guys, Max is back from your senders now.
Oh well.
There we go.
How'd you forget to mention that?
That's massive.
I know.
I was so excited this morning and I said, oh my God.
He left?
Yeah, he left.
Now he's back.
Where did he go?
I think he was banished.
He was running away.
I don't know.
Max Branning.
Yeah, Max Brannion.
Maybe he was brannished.
Oh.
Gosh, I'm on fire to do.
Yeah, you are.
What's new with you?
Well, I'm waiting today to hear back.
Actually, this is interesting.
If you guys were listening to last week's episode
where we had on The Psychic Witch,
talking about manifestation,
and I spoke about really wanting a house.
And let's just say,
I'm waiting to hear back.
for the referencing, but we pretty much have it.
So I'm going to be moving.
Yay.
I'm going to be moving house.
I'm moving out of my house share.
Woo-hoo.
Congratulations.
To house sharing with your boyfriend.
Yeah, but it's different, isn't it?
That's so different, yeah.
We've got no fan. It shared nothing, just vibes.
And that's what we like.
That's what we like.
So mean.
Yeah.
Well, for the theme of today's episode, our producer, Bobby,
it thought it would be fun to explore some very, let's say, spooky and horrible
things girls do and have really react to them or see if we relate to them at all and this might
be good to show cam when I'm moving in with him just to know what to expect oh yeah my ugly side
comes out farting under the covers and lifting it up to smell it oh I've never done that
never oh it's lovely oh who do you do that with yourself obviously don't do it by anyone else
oh did not do that never that's revolt so wait you fight under the covers and you lift up
like if you farted and you like you don't want to let that
that horrible smell go to waste.
Bye.
No,
I don't think I've done that, no.
You're lying.
You're lying.
I've fired under the covers, yes, but I'm not going to be like,
yeah, that's crazy.
I'm not sniffing like a truffle pig.
It's just like living it up and be like, oh gosh.
No, what happens under the covers, stays under the covers.
Do you know what I mean?
I would rather like fart and just air it out.
Yeah, I think the other end, not the one up near my fucking private space.
Yeah.
Got boundaries.
Boring.
Okay.
Pulling fresh sleep dust under my eye that hasn't gone crusty yet.
Is that a little thing here?
So the gloopy one.
Yeah.
No hate.
I love it.
Love when it's hard.
I love both.
I dare I say, I almost like getting conjunctivitis.
What?
I just think it's so, like, it's the worst illness to have.
Like, if you're ill, I would choose that than having, like, a bad cough.
I think it's so fun to, like, take all the gunk out.
No, I think it's so.
be crusted because it's given like salt bake.
Oh, a bit of texture.
Do you know how me the texture's bit of grit?
Yeah, man.
He's that for the rosiness.
No.
No, I love it when you like, you get a crusty bit and then it's actually gloopy in the inside.
You can feel it come from the back of your brain.
I do love when I get some CPS and like a big ball of it gets stuck on my eye lash.
Hello?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Come on.
Like the corner of the eyelashes is like a reward.
Picking my nose with my finger and wiping it on the tissue.
who's got some for tissues just flick it always pick it
pinchy mouth just flick it yeah because we're doing that and you're running to get a tissue like
absolutely what do you actually flick it all the time yeah like half like flick
no sometimes I aim you aim okay that's that's that's crazy yeah just flick it like just
when me and I used to live above a restaurant
I would always put my toenails and bogies and flick them outside into the main street
It would fall into people's drinks.
Not necessarily.
There was like, normally there was a little bit of a roof,
but sometimes people would be coming out with fresh pizza.
Oh no.
That's so disgusting.
I repressed that one.
Really special memories.
Bonapete.
Which restaurant?
Can't we won't be lame.
No.
We don't be liable there.
Getting a whiff of the pad before throwing it away.
Period pad.
I imagine.
so
that shit's so foul.
As soon as you said that I smell it in my head.
What have you done that?
No,
but like the day.
Oh, you have.
No, I don't put my nose to it.
I don't salt burn.
I love to be a vampire.
No.
I don't go out my way to do it,
but it's an interesting
metallic smell.
Oh, lovely.
You do get the whiff.
It's accidental.
Yeah, it's not.
It's not like intentional, like, no.
Like just, yeah.
You know?
No, Billy's judging.
No.
I, yeah, on myself, fine, but sometimes it's hard when you go and you to have someone else's warm toilet air.
And that's all I'll say on that matter.
No shame.
Admiring earwax that I picked with my acrylics.
Oh, no, that's not safe.
Oh, I kind of write that.
I write that.
Yeah.
I have get such big buildup of earwax.
Do you want to use my?
Sometimes it will just drop out.
What are you talking about?
Like sometimes it's such a buildup,
I just feel like a little,
then I'm like,
No, you're not lying.
That's so spooky.
Why is it dropping that?
Because it's such a buildup.
Really?
Is it because you listen to music so loud at night?
Yeah, and my, I thought,
because I sleep my headphones in, I think.
Do you?
Yeah.
You can't take it out.
Morning.
Oh gosh, yeah, it's been really bad before.
That's awful.
That's crazy.
My pimple pops on the mirror.
Yeah.
Yeah, I love that.
It happened to me last night.
It's so satisfying.
It really is.
When you hear it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I like it.
I call it a pearl.
Yeah.
I call it a pearl.
It's like a pearl's coming out of its clam.
Oh, out of your clam.
I like that, though.
Oh, my God.
It's so ASMR.
I think pearls are a certain type of spot, though.
You know you get like different categories.
Yeah.
Pearl is like for me like one that like comes out like solid.
Solid.
It's like a little white pearl.
Yes.
That's the one that normally like pops.
So I'm talking about babe.
Yeah.
I don't,
I very rarely get those ones.
Oh, what is your skincare routine?
I don't get spots.
Oh, okay.
I do actually at the moment.
So don't zoom in.
Yeah.
My skin is purging from retinal at the moment.
So lucky I'm getting lots of pearls.
But, uh, yes.
Come on.
Let's celebrate our.
Yeah.
On a matapier on our own face.
Yes.
It's very witchy.
Like it.
Very witchy.
Oh my good.
Yeah, underneath my makeup, I've got a massive spot on my nose,
which is literally like a witch's.
Oh my gosh.
I do you know, I actually saw something on TV
the other day, a little bit of a history lesson
that you know that the typical haggard old witch
is based off of a real life woman in England.
Landy McPhee?
No, not quite.
I was going to say that.
She basically was this old, like a hag in, like you lived in a cave
and she became famous around the country
as the kind of like the witch in the cave
and people would go and get like remedies from her
and her face was then became like synonymous with all witches.
Why do they call it a hag?
I don't know.
Some of those cam calls me and I'm really offended.
A hag.
Oh, bless you.
Comes from an old English term.
Hagtis, meaning witch.
Or sorcery.
Oh.
Sorcerous.
A princess.
Sorcerous.
Oh my gosh.
What films are you going to watch this speaker season?
Which favorite?
Everything.
Practical magic.
My love.
Lucas, Pocus.
Cass with the teenage ghost.
Oh, that's a cute one.
No, no, that's not one.
Friendly ghost.
It's Sabrina the teenage witch.
Cassie of the teenage ghost.
Are you sure?
I've always thought it was teenage ghost.
The adult ghost.
Are you sure?
It's Cassandra the friendly ghost.
Right.
Eelke.
Yeah, that does sound more for me.
Cassle of a teenage witch.
Sorry.
I don't see that in years.
I used to love the one of Hillary Duff.
She's in it.
Casper meets Wendy.
Have you ever seen that one?
No, I'm not seeing that.
She's a witch.
Or Mona the vampire.
I used to love that.
Yeah, love.
Mona the vampire.
That leaves a slaps.
That is so good.
Show us your fangs.
Hey, Mona!
He's a girl in a real,
big new world.
Oh my God, I forgot about that.
Such a classic.
I love that.
What about you?
Hocus pocus is my favorite.
Oh, your pencil case.
Yes.
Right.
My pencil case.
I also really like, although you should terrify me, Sleepy Hollow.
Never seen it.
Tim Burton, Johnny Depp.
No, no, no, no.
And you call yourself a film file.
You're a fraud.
Oh.
Never talks to me like that.
Sorry.
Was it a cinephile?
Is that someone in a film film?
Sounds too close to paedophile to me.
I don't like calling myself that.
Sniffing the plaque off my teeth and smelling it.
Sniffing the plaque off my tooth.
How do you scratch your own plaque of your teeth?
Like this?
No, I've never
smelling it.
Is that even possible?
I've never done that.
Yeah.
Bobby's done that.
She's doing it right now.
Loud of the people in the back.
Yeah, no.
I've never done that.
Must have good oral hygiene.
Sorry, I can't be like.
Yeah, it's not really something that's on my radar.
Picking under my toenails and smelling it.
Oh, yeah, no, I had to do that.
I've done that.
Especially when I've had any grown tone now.
It's a bit of kissy.
Oh my good
No different than that
Like what's it
No
No no Billy
No
That's fucking disgusting
What is he
Oh my god
Like what's it
No I actually can't
You can't publish this
With my face in it
Cut it off
Pulling long hairs out of my crack
Now me
This is a competition
For me to get there
Before my boyfriend gets there
I love it
I can't lie
When I have a wig on
Or when I have like
Extensions on
Sometimes you get a
nice long little strand.
What, whilst it still attached your head?
No, I think when it's not attached, but like, just one that's randomly, randomly just
gets there.
It happens.
Such a lovely sensation.
One time I found a hairball back there.
Ew.
We've got some spooky paranormal stories to read out to you guys today.
I remember my past life.
from 1800s.
I don't believe this story already.
I know it sounds crazy, but I recall my whole life from before and when I walk through
certain places in London.
What?
Deja vu.
I don't know.
This is feeling a little bit of whack to me.
I get vivid recollections of those same areas in the Victorian life I lived.
One day I was sitting at a cafe and a guy walked in and sat at another table.
He was my soulmate from previous life.
Feel free to chime in any point, guys.
Me when I'm Dululu.
Big cap.
But okay.
I remember it also, clearly, he was a poet and I was a seamstress.
Oh, okay.
Why would you go out of a poet?
She's watched a film or something.
Yeah, I thought she's just had a dream.
I mean, if he's a poet, maybe he's dropping some sweet game.
I mean...
Yeah, because it's a poet.
Everything rhymes.
Your hair today smells like lavender, and I can't wait to...
get right into that.
No, but she's obviously not a
seems just in real life and he's obviously not a
poet in real life. She's looked at him
and been taken aback
in body. This is a really weird
way to tell you a boyfriend that you've been cheating on him.
He was my boyfriend in a past life.
Oh!
They're getting more and more imaginative.
Exactly. We were madly in love, but
then he died at 31.
Oh. A fever and I never got over him.
I've noticed now that he comes to
this cafe on Sundays at 10am
like I do.
I can't bring myself to go over because what do I say?
Yeah, don't.
Yeah, that's scary.
That is crazy.
If someone came up to me and said this, I would truly just leave.
They get inceptioned.
I'm calling the police.
The nurses.
Yeah.
The ghostbusters.
The ghostbusters.
I'll do this.
Okay, take a picture of.
Police, the person that needs to go.
Like, that's it.
Hackney most wanted.
Yeah.
Literally.
I don't know.
I think, yeah, it's so funny.
Because I do hear people talk about this
and it is quite interesting about people
like knowing their past lives.
But like, like, what's he going to do with that information?
If he doesn't feel the same sort of kind of connection to you,
it's quite a load of kind of information to deal with.
Do you believe in past lives?
Past life?
Yeah.
Like you had like a separate life.
no go.
No.
No.
No.
Yes, because energy cannot be created nor can it be destroyed.
So it has to go into something else when you die.
Lauren, October 2025, Harvard referencing.
Yes.
Yeah, I think I definitely believe in it.
And like, because sometimes, I know this sounds so cringe,
but like when I met Camas, I feel like we've known each other before.
Like, you just have a feeling, but what's that about?
Is that just like?
I just think just a feeling.
because you're in the moment.
I think maybe it's that.
It must be that.
Would you think your past life was, if you did?
Oh, I read Crosness and he was a soldier that came in from the war.
Wow.
That sounds like one of your freaky nights in.
See, this is the thing.
Could just be from my...
I reckon you were a Victorian child.
No!
That died early?
Oh.
Or did I at least live into Cass for the teenage past?
You also became a Victorian adult.
I get the night bus home for my new flat in London
when I've been out drinking late.
One time at 2.30 a.m.
After I dozed off a bit, I woke up
and there was a girl around mid-20s
sitting on the seat opposite facing me, watching me.
She was sat on the front seat and it was just a reflection.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
She was drunk, I imagine.
I smiled and she didn't smile back,
so I just looked out the window.
When I turned back, she was gone.
The bus hadn't stopped and I didn't see her anywhere else.
I reckon she's just gone past like an advert.
What?
How?
A big McDonald's spice.
Yeah, like you know, like a kid on an advert
and then she's been like, they weren't smiling.
Yeah, she was out drinking.
Come on.
Yeah.
I told this story one night to a group of workmates
and one girl said she'd heard the same thing from friends in that area
and apparently a girl who was killed one night
on her way home late on that route home
now watches over the other women
travelling alone on that route.
Yeah, right.
I like the sit
She was sitting this right with the bus
That's hilarious
Where did she see this ghost
Is that opposite her
Like how all the seats are facing forward
It would be the back of her head
It could be the one two three four part
That's what I mean
Oh yeah
In my head she's sitting on top of the
Where
The double decker
And then the glass
Yeah
That's a good one
because reflection wise
I mean it could have happened
it's a nice thought to be kind of watching
always watching
Rosalski
is that from
Munster's Inc
Montez-I
Montez-I
Mike's icy
Nice eye
Mike Sporinski
What would you do if that happened to you?
Scream
I think we've all watched that episode of Lufa
where it gets stabbed in the neck
on the 254
Luther.
On the 254?
No, I'm not saying that.
That literally used to be the bus I'd get home
so I'd never sit on the top deck.
Really?
At 2.30m on the end or night out?
You're asking for a ghost.
I'm not over like,
I think it's crazy that she's got the night bus.
Exactly.
Like, and stay downstairs.
Why are you going upstairs for?
That's what I'm saying.
She's asking for it.
If you can't afford to know you about,
but I say stay in your area.
Oh, just sleep there?
Just like in your walkable distance area.
Don't travel around London.
Don't travel around London at all.
No, no.
What if your area doesn't pop?
What if your area doesn't pop?
then move
for
don't make
unnecessary journey
at 2 30 in the morning
exactly
on a haunted night bus
yeah just sleep
at the location
oh my god
I always want to go on that
bus in Harry Potter
the zips around
yeah
purple
it's purple
is it purple not red
yeah it's purple
there's buses in Harry Potter
yeah
the purple one
that it gets on
like the night
take it away
Ernie
it's gonna be a bumpy ride
one
two
Two and three quarters.
No, no.
You're not saying it?
No, I've never watched Harry Potter.
Oh.
It's loud.
Love Harry Potter.
There's a tiny antique store in old Spitafields that sells mirrors.
I saw one with a thick ornate, ornate frame and a faint black streak across the glass.
When I looked into it, my reflection wasn't quite right.
My smile lagged slightly behind my movements.
Was it one of them?
That Halloweeny.
Like, yeah, maybe it's just a circus amyous.
Yeah.
I bought it anyway.
That night, I woke up when it fell somehow from my nightstand
and crashed to the floor.
Bad luck already.
How can you buy a mirror?
Maybe it released a demon.
The glass had fallen slightly from its frame,
which allowed me to see a piece of paper tucked in it.
It was a note that read,
Do not look when she approaches, bumber ass.
That's so stupid.
That's obviously not real.
No, what would you do?
the glass?
Why would it be behind a mirror?
Yeah, but no, because
What messages?
Who's going to read that?
Or maybe they've tucked something behind, yeah.
I think it's a prank.
Yeah, it's a prank.
That's from a haunted house.
Yeah.
Don't look when she approaches.
Who's she?
Who's she?
Why have you given me this secret message behind a fucking mirror?
Who's going to read it?
No one.
Well, clearly you're going to be, if you've seen, no, if your mirror broke and you
saw it, of course you're going to pick up and read it, are you not?
How likely is it?
mirror's going to break.
Well, in this case it did.
Well, yeah.
Coincidence.
Yeah.
Fake, fake, fake story.
Did you guys ever play that, play that?
Bloody Mary.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, I did it in primary school.
I was like, someone literally told me about it and I was like, I have to know.
I have to know.
Christy.
She turned up.
Levin.
She's actually in me right now and she's lessy.
Nothing happened, obviously.
Yeah.
It's just, you just say bloody.
Yeah, three times, isn't she?
She's supposed to peer behind you.
Yeah.
I think it's the airiness of like the primary school toilets.
It's so quiet and the doors just be flaffing and say, of course you're going to be a bit like, ooh.
I was too scared to do when I was a kid.
Really?
Me too.
Yeah, scared of cat.
Bloody Mary actually, the title of Queen Mary.
I think so, yeah.
It's also a drink, yeah.
Bloody Mary or Blood Orange.
Queen Mary.
Oh, I'd love that as an adult if I said Bloody Mary three times in a drink for.
Yeah, but not Bloody Mary.
Who wants to might a catch up.
in their drink.
It's tomato?
It's tomato.
Tomato juice.
Yucky.
Yes.
Like soup.
Cold soup.
Yeah, I don't eat it.
No, I don't.
I don't.
No, no.
You're all very much debunking these.
You're not ghostlies.
Do you not believe in the other world?
Not when they're not real.
I don't know.
Have you ever had any of your own scary experiences?
No.
I did have something last Christmas, actually.
We were staying at a big kind of,
house, I don't know, it was quite old
for Councilman's birthday
and on the Sunday I walked past this room
and on the floor in front of the fire
was like a child like thing
in like these like pantaloon type thing
sat in front of the fire
and I kid you not I like walk past the room
look back like that and then carried on walking
and then look back again and like it wasn't never
there was a hundred percent something sat in front of the fire
bearing in mind we turned up quite late so we missed like
house tour. On the way out, Cam's dad was like, oh, should I show you around the house
kind of thing just before we go? It's like quite exciting. Go upstairs, the painting is of a child
wearing pantaloons and I hadn't seen it before that point. So I don't know why my brain would
have got that from. And it was a feeling like 100% just like, oh, it's just like. And then I went
back and nothing. And I've never had that before. That's weird. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you saw it and you
didn't realize you were looking at the photo already.
I'm not a fucking imbecile.
I just don't know.
I feel like your mind picks up things
and you don't realize you're picking up on things.
I didn't see it, all right?
I feel like you might have.
Or maybe that's where the photo was before
and then it was transported.
I didn't see the photo.
And I also didn't know it was a child.
It could have been, you know, a teenage ghost.
Not a child.
It was literally in these red pantalines.
Why are you always like Victorian?
Why don't we have like a swift?
A modern ghost.
Yeah.
Like a Freddie Mercury.
Freddie Mercury.
I would like to see a Freddie Mercury.
As a ghost?
Yeah.
Oh, that's quite sad.
Why?
No, but it's true.
Why is it all like a Tudor looking weird thing?
Like from, um, what's that film called?
Christmas thing?
Where yeah?
Christmas can.
Oh, yeah.
That used to scare me where he pulls his mouth down the chains.
So true.
But yeah, but you don't really get a modern ghost.
Modern, modern ghost look like.
like Kim Woodburn
Yeah
People that I don't know
She'd be a good ghost
She'd scare me
But where is she?
Lady Gaga would be a good ghost
She's not dead
Oh Christy
But maybe you have to wait like
Like 60 or 600 years
Until you like
600?
Come down to earth
600 years
Yeah
So in the future
It's just going to be like
Britney Spears
And
Oh my God
They're going to be the ghosts
Yeah
That's kind of sleigh
I'd love to be alive of that
Doing her dancing
Yeah.
That would terrify me if I saw that.
Yeah.
Because I imagine when you go to heaven.
Trisha Peters.
Oh my dear.
Singing shallows, both parts.
No, but I imagine if you, when you die, when you go up to heaven to be a ghost, they're like,
we can't just go straight back down right away.
You've got to enjoy heaven.
And then we'll do a little kind of training session until you can go back and haunt people.
Maybe you get sent back if, or maybe if they do exist.
I reckon they have to work up their strength
and that's why it takes so long.
Work up their strengths?
Yeah.
To be able to be seen.
Yeah.
Much to think about.
Much to think about.
And they also have to have some form of trauma.
Oh.
Otherwise they've got no reason to be down here
messing around with people.
They could be up there living the good life.
SpongeBob.
Huh?
He's not dead.
He's God.
Spongebob created all things.
God.
Right.
Me and my friends booked an old, massive Airbnb in the middle of nowhere in Wales.
A, that not your story?
It likes me.
Yeah.
I shared a small room and a bed with my mates.
Mm-hmm.
Sexy.
Around 2 a.m.
I woke up and saw a figure in all black.
App.
Absolutely.
App.
Absolutely.
Slame.
Oh my God.
That's like the parent trap.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Top hat and a veil.
That is giving.
That one scene in parent trap.
Love that.
If you know, you know.
If you know you know.
half asleep, I just thought it was weird and went back to sleep.
Driving home the next day, I didn't mention it because my mates hate scary stuff.
Sorry, but this ghost is serving.
I would be so angry if like no one's telling me about my cute little outfit.
I would haunt him for the rest of his life for that.
But out of nowhere, he said he'd woken up at 3am and seen something freaky.
When I asked what he described a person in black wearing a top hat,
I freaked out and told him,
I know.
I freaked out and told him I'd seen the exact same thing.
We were so scared.
We slept in the same bed again that night.
You just trust each other.
Maybe he's a bag with big shoes.
You don't use that next time you want to sleep with someone.
Did you see a ghost last night?
I'm wearing nothing but a veil on top.
Oh my gosh, that's going to work.
Christy, I saw a ghosty overnight.
That's actually
Obi's real story.
Really?
Now you're making me think he's gay.
Oh.
Wait, can you get confirmation on what it looked like
if it was like the lady in the parent trap?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
Just type in top hat and veil, photo shoot.
Or maybe...
So that's really sleigh.
Just what a cool accessory.
I love that.
Vairn of top hat.
Anything else?
Or they naked?
Well, maybe it's Natasha Richard.
No, but she doesn't wear the hat
And that does she?
She would have had a curler in her hair.
Yeah, you're so right.
Oh, well, that's really interesting.
I like that one.
Yeah, yeah.
So I need to see that.
I like that one.
What would be your ghost outfit?
That's something I always think about.
If you die today, you're going to be living in the rest,
close to the rest of your life.
Always think about that before you leave the house.
Because if you think,
I'm just going to put on track suit bottoms
and then you come back as a ghost
the intractive bones
that sounds like me
no
well like gym wear
of for always
yeah for the rest of your
eternity as a ghost
comfy gym wear
a nice that
cold fit with the
do you know what I mean
I would be a miserable ghost
I wouldn't be a scary one
I'd be walking around like oh
well
chains shackles
oh gosh
yeah we don't want that
it's groaning oh
so I hate my life
oh god
I would do my dressing gown
I love my dressing gown.
That would scare me.
Is it like a long, like long one?
It's such a lovely thick dressing gown.
Oh, but Jeff Avenue, she was cancelled and I might go to hell for that.
Oh gosh.
Why?
Because of your, because of your dressing gown got cancelled?
Yeah.
And I just bought it for £100.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
That was a huge thing.
So yeah, I probably wear a dressing gown.
And because it's so thick, then I wouldn't have to wear a bra.
But if I was wearing a normal outfit and I didn't wear a bra,
I would probably be shunned into hell
because of how saggy my boobs are.
I feel like the devil makes ghosts though.
So you'd already, if you're a ghost,
you've already doing something with the devil.
Okay, then.
I don't know, I'm just making it.
So, Christy's going to wear active wear.
So hopefully this is the start of our kind of gym wear sponsor.
Yes.
I know Tala, if you're listening, or Jim Shark.
Or Versace or Balman.
Yeah.
Just so I can always be wearing a nice ghost day outfit.
Thank you.
There is a recent thing in the news.
Of a celebrity
What celebrity?
Michael Japsch?
So apparently the ghost of
Bruce Forsyth is stalking the London Palladium
Oh, that would be terrible
That would be horrible, wouldn't it?
Bruce Forsyte.
What does he say?
Keep dancing.
No, he's like, nice to see you,
to say her, no.
Oh my God, the strictly come dancing guy.
He wasn't he also?
He wasn't a groomer, can we confirm?
No, I don't think so.
Okay, please.
He didn't do that.
But singer and paranormal expert
claims that she heard his catchphrase
while interviewing magicians
She said I kept getting distracted by the words
Nice to See You
At first I dismissed it
And then Nick
Then came the unmistakable second half
To see you nice
Shit
Bruce
Really really great me
Yeah I'd start with hello
Rather than just like
Who should think you are
Just shouting out your catchphrase
Five minutes of fame on planet Earth
and you think the world is missing you that much
we've got to hear you day and day night.
I mean, strictly, Christmas is coming,
so I'm guessing he's starting to get into the, you know, the swing of things,
isn't it?
Yeah.
Is that way, is that where they film it?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Do they?
Yeah, what's he thought of the Palladium?
Where did he die?
He's buried under the Palladium.
Pardon?
He's buried under the Palladium.
Where?
I don't know.
What?
That can't be legal.
How did you get that?
Can they even get buried under the Palladium?
Sure.
I mean, he's got the money for it, and he's quite like a legend.
It's his ashes relief.
Oh, and then hoovered up, probably.
What would they put?
Beneath the stage.
Beneath the stage.
Ooh, that's quite freaky-deaky.
That is spooky.
Well, thank you for joining us today on these very spooky edition of T-F4.
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