Tea at Four - What do modern ghosts look like and scary secret habits we all do...

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

It's officially spooooky season on Tea At Four - and Lauren, Billy and Christie are spilling all the haunted tea. We cover everything from debunking London ghost stories, involving a girl falling in l...ove with a man she met in a past life, to a safeguarding ghost on the Night bus.We also question why there are never any modern ghosts, and what outfits we would pick to wear for eternity. Send us your own personal spooky stories! Send us your dilemmas, tea or quite frankly anything you find funny to teaatfour@junglecreations.com.💖 Watch on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Teaatfourpod💖 Follow on TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@four.nine💖 Follow on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/fournine/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What would a modern ghost look like? Like Kim Woodburn. Hey guys, welcome back to T at 4. I'm Christy. I'm Billy. I'm Lauren and this is the podcast where we talk all things normally stay in the group chat. And welcome back to a spooky Halloween.
Starting point is 00:00:21 The addition of T at 4. Dare I say the things that normally stay in the cauldron. Okay. See what you did there. Bubble, bubble. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. Oh, where the fuck's Jack thing? She did that two years ago as well.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Oh my gosh, it's always you. We're actually always haunted. That's mad. It's because we also had the psychic witching yesterday who was somebody ghost. Wait, where did she see it? Here. Oh, yeah. Great.
Starting point is 00:00:50 But back to ghosts. Something really scary has happened today. I'm wearing a hat. I like it, though. It doesn't normally have the pointed bit that you normally wear when you ride around in your broom. No, I'm having that thing where, like, wear a hat for the first time and it's very hattie Halloween. What?
Starting point is 00:01:07 Same. Bobby's having it as well. Bobby's also on a hat day. So you guys didn't give me the memo? I know. I would have much rather of like getting extra 10 minutes lying and put a hat on instead doing my hair. Yeah. So what's going on with you guys?
Starting point is 00:01:18 What's the four one on? I saw Lady Gaga last night and that actually was, she put on a really spooky, uki show. It was very kind of like setting the tone for a spooky tober. Yeah. Spook tobe. MacDober. I love that.
Starting point is 00:01:33 It was incredible. She was amazing. What's new in your... What's new in my life? Like, nothing really. I'm just been here enjoying your presence isn't it? And guys, Max is back from your senders now. Oh well.
Starting point is 00:01:47 There we go. How'd you forget to mention that? That's massive. I know. I was so excited this morning and I said, oh my God. He left? Yeah, he left. Now he's back.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Where did he go? I think he was banished. He was running away. I don't know. Max Branning. Yeah, Max Brannion. Maybe he was brannished. Oh.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Gosh, I'm on fire to do. Yeah, you are. What's new with you? Well, I'm waiting today to hear back. Actually, this is interesting. If you guys were listening to last week's episode where we had on The Psychic Witch, talking about manifestation,
Starting point is 00:02:25 and I spoke about really wanting a house. And let's just say, I'm waiting to hear back. for the referencing, but we pretty much have it. So I'm going to be moving. Yay. I'm going to be moving house. I'm moving out of my house share.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Woo-hoo. Congratulations. To house sharing with your boyfriend. Yeah, but it's different, isn't it? That's so different, yeah. We've got no fan. It shared nothing, just vibes. And that's what we like. That's what we like.
Starting point is 00:02:50 So mean. Yeah. Well, for the theme of today's episode, our producer, Bobby, it thought it would be fun to explore some very, let's say, spooky and horrible things girls do and have really react to them or see if we relate to them at all and this might be good to show cam when I'm moving in with him just to know what to expect oh yeah my ugly side comes out farting under the covers and lifting it up to smell it oh I've never done that never oh it's lovely oh who do you do that with yourself obviously don't do it by anyone else
Starting point is 00:03:25 oh did not do that never that's revolt so wait you fight under the covers and you lift up like if you farted and you like you don't want to let that that horrible smell go to waste. Bye. No, I don't think I've done that, no. You're lying. You're lying.
Starting point is 00:03:41 I've fired under the covers, yes, but I'm not going to be like, yeah, that's crazy. I'm not sniffing like a truffle pig. It's just like living it up and be like, oh gosh. No, what happens under the covers, stays under the covers. Do you know what I mean? I would rather like fart and just air it out. Yeah, I think the other end, not the one up near my fucking private space.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Yeah. Got boundaries. Boring. Okay. Pulling fresh sleep dust under my eye that hasn't gone crusty yet. Is that a little thing here? So the gloopy one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:12 No hate. I love it. Love when it's hard. I love both. I dare I say, I almost like getting conjunctivitis. What? I just think it's so, like, it's the worst illness to have. Like, if you're ill, I would choose that than having, like, a bad cough.
Starting point is 00:04:26 I think it's so fun to, like, take all the gunk out. No, I think it's so. be crusted because it's given like salt bake. Oh, a bit of texture. Do you know how me the texture's bit of grit? Yeah, man. He's that for the rosiness. No.
Starting point is 00:04:40 No, I love it when you like, you get a crusty bit and then it's actually gloopy in the inside. You can feel it come from the back of your brain. I do love when I get some CPS and like a big ball of it gets stuck on my eye lash. Hello? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Come on.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Like the corner of the eyelashes is like a reward. Picking my nose with my finger and wiping it on the tissue. who's got some for tissues just flick it always pick it pinchy mouth just flick it yeah because we're doing that and you're running to get a tissue like absolutely what do you actually flick it all the time yeah like half like flick no sometimes I aim you aim okay that's that's that's crazy yeah just flick it like just when me and I used to live above a restaurant I would always put my toenails and bogies and flick them outside into the main street
Starting point is 00:05:30 It would fall into people's drinks. Not necessarily. There was like, normally there was a little bit of a roof, but sometimes people would be coming out with fresh pizza. Oh no. That's so disgusting. I repressed that one. Really special memories.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Bonapete. Which restaurant? Can't we won't be lame. No. We don't be liable there. Getting a whiff of the pad before throwing it away. Period pad. I imagine.
Starting point is 00:06:00 so that shit's so foul. As soon as you said that I smell it in my head. What have you done that? No, but like the day. Oh, you have. No, I don't put my nose to it.
Starting point is 00:06:13 I don't salt burn. I love to be a vampire. No. I don't go out my way to do it, but it's an interesting metallic smell. Oh, lovely. You do get the whiff.
Starting point is 00:06:28 It's accidental. Yeah, it's not. It's not like intentional, like, no. Like just, yeah. You know? No, Billy's judging. No. I, yeah, on myself, fine, but sometimes it's hard when you go and you to have someone else's warm toilet air.
Starting point is 00:06:45 And that's all I'll say on that matter. No shame. Admiring earwax that I picked with my acrylics. Oh, no, that's not safe. Oh, I kind of write that. I write that. Yeah. I have get such big buildup of earwax.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Do you want to use my? Sometimes it will just drop out. What are you talking about? Like sometimes it's such a buildup, I just feel like a little, then I'm like, No, you're not lying. That's so spooky.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Why is it dropping that? Because it's such a buildup. Really? Is it because you listen to music so loud at night? Yeah, and my, I thought, because I sleep my headphones in, I think. Do you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:27 You can't take it out. Morning. Oh gosh, yeah, it's been really bad before. That's awful. That's crazy. My pimple pops on the mirror. Yeah. Yeah, I love that.
Starting point is 00:07:38 It happened to me last night. It's so satisfying. It really is. When you hear it? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I like it. I call it a pearl.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Yeah. I call it a pearl. It's like a pearl's coming out of its clam. Oh, out of your clam. I like that, though. Oh, my God. It's so ASMR. I think pearls are a certain type of spot, though.
Starting point is 00:08:00 You know you get like different categories. Yeah. Pearl is like for me like one that like comes out like solid. Solid. It's like a little white pearl. Yes. That's the one that normally like pops. So I'm talking about babe.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yeah. I don't, I very rarely get those ones. Oh, what is your skincare routine? I don't get spots. Oh, okay. I do actually at the moment. So don't zoom in.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Yeah. My skin is purging from retinal at the moment. So lucky I'm getting lots of pearls. But, uh, yes. Come on. Let's celebrate our. Yeah. On a matapier on our own face.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Yes. It's very witchy. Like it. Very witchy. Oh my good. Yeah, underneath my makeup, I've got a massive spot on my nose, which is literally like a witch's. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:08:35 I do you know, I actually saw something on TV the other day, a little bit of a history lesson that you know that the typical haggard old witch is based off of a real life woman in England. Landy McPhee? No, not quite. I was going to say that. She basically was this old, like a hag in, like you lived in a cave
Starting point is 00:08:51 and she became famous around the country as the kind of like the witch in the cave and people would go and get like remedies from her and her face was then became like synonymous with all witches. Why do they call it a hag? I don't know. Some of those cam calls me and I'm really offended. A hag.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Oh, bless you. Comes from an old English term. Hagtis, meaning witch. Or sorcery. Oh. Sorcerous. A princess. Sorcerous.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Oh my gosh. What films are you going to watch this speaker season? Which favorite? Everything. Practical magic. My love. Lucas, Pocus. Cass with the teenage ghost.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Oh, that's a cute one. No, no, that's not one. Friendly ghost. It's Sabrina the teenage witch. Cassie of the teenage ghost. Are you sure? I've always thought it was teenage ghost. The adult ghost.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Are you sure? It's Cassandra the friendly ghost. Right. Eelke. Yeah, that does sound more for me. Cassle of a teenage witch. Sorry. I don't see that in years.
Starting point is 00:09:56 I used to love the one of Hillary Duff. She's in it. Casper meets Wendy. Have you ever seen that one? No, I'm not seeing that. She's a witch. Or Mona the vampire. I used to love that.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Yeah, love. Mona the vampire. That leaves a slaps. That is so good. Show us your fangs. Hey, Mona! He's a girl in a real, big new world.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Oh my God, I forgot about that. Such a classic. I love that. What about you? Hocus pocus is my favorite. Oh, your pencil case. Yes. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:27 My pencil case. I also really like, although you should terrify me, Sleepy Hollow. Never seen it. Tim Burton, Johnny Depp. No, no, no, no. And you call yourself a film file. You're a fraud. Oh.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Never talks to me like that. Sorry. Was it a cinephile? Is that someone in a film film? Sounds too close to paedophile to me. I don't like calling myself that. Sniffing the plaque off my teeth and smelling it. Sniffing the plaque off my tooth.
Starting point is 00:10:56 How do you scratch your own plaque of your teeth? Like this? No, I've never smelling it. Is that even possible? I've never done that. Yeah. Bobby's done that.
Starting point is 00:11:07 She's doing it right now. Loud of the people in the back. Yeah, no. I've never done that. Must have good oral hygiene. Sorry, I can't be like. Yeah, it's not really something that's on my radar. Picking under my toenails and smelling it.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Oh, yeah, no, I had to do that. I've done that. Especially when I've had any grown tone now. It's a bit of kissy. Oh my good No different than that Like what's it No
Starting point is 00:11:33 No no Billy No That's fucking disgusting What is he Oh my god Like what's it No I actually can't You can't publish this
Starting point is 00:11:42 With my face in it Cut it off Pulling long hairs out of my crack Now me This is a competition For me to get there Before my boyfriend gets there I love it
Starting point is 00:11:51 I can't lie When I have a wig on Or when I have like Extensions on Sometimes you get a nice long little strand. What, whilst it still attached your head? No, I think when it's not attached, but like, just one that's randomly, randomly just
Starting point is 00:12:10 gets there. It happens. Such a lovely sensation. One time I found a hairball back there. Ew. We've got some spooky paranormal stories to read out to you guys today. I remember my past life. from 1800s.
Starting point is 00:12:33 I don't believe this story already. I know it sounds crazy, but I recall my whole life from before and when I walk through certain places in London. What? Deja vu. I don't know. This is feeling a little bit of whack to me. I get vivid recollections of those same areas in the Victorian life I lived.
Starting point is 00:12:52 One day I was sitting at a cafe and a guy walked in and sat at another table. He was my soulmate from previous life. Feel free to chime in any point, guys. Me when I'm Dululu. Big cap. But okay. I remember it also, clearly, he was a poet and I was a seamstress. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Why would you go out of a poet? She's watched a film or something. Yeah, I thought she's just had a dream. I mean, if he's a poet, maybe he's dropping some sweet game. I mean... Yeah, because it's a poet. Everything rhymes. Your hair today smells like lavender, and I can't wait to...
Starting point is 00:13:31 get right into that. No, but she's obviously not a seems just in real life and he's obviously not a poet in real life. She's looked at him and been taken aback in body. This is a really weird way to tell you a boyfriend that you've been cheating on him. He was my boyfriend in a past life.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Oh! They're getting more and more imaginative. Exactly. We were madly in love, but then he died at 31. Oh. A fever and I never got over him. I've noticed now that he comes to this cafe on Sundays at 10am like I do.
Starting point is 00:14:01 I can't bring myself to go over because what do I say? Yeah, don't. Yeah, that's scary. That is crazy. If someone came up to me and said this, I would truly just leave. They get inceptioned. I'm calling the police. The nurses.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Yeah. The ghostbusters. The ghostbusters. I'll do this. Okay, take a picture of. Police, the person that needs to go. Like, that's it. Hackney most wanted.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Yeah. Literally. I don't know. I think, yeah, it's so funny. Because I do hear people talk about this and it is quite interesting about people like knowing their past lives. But like, like, what's he going to do with that information?
Starting point is 00:14:43 If he doesn't feel the same sort of kind of connection to you, it's quite a load of kind of information to deal with. Do you believe in past lives? Past life? Yeah. Like you had like a separate life. no go. No.
Starting point is 00:15:03 No. No. Yes, because energy cannot be created nor can it be destroyed. So it has to go into something else when you die. Lauren, October 2025, Harvard referencing. Yes. Yeah, I think I definitely believe in it. And like, because sometimes, I know this sounds so cringe,
Starting point is 00:15:22 but like when I met Camas, I feel like we've known each other before. Like, you just have a feeling, but what's that about? Is that just like? I just think just a feeling. because you're in the moment. I think maybe it's that. It must be that. Would you think your past life was, if you did?
Starting point is 00:15:37 Oh, I read Crosness and he was a soldier that came in from the war. Wow. That sounds like one of your freaky nights in. See, this is the thing. Could just be from my... I reckon you were a Victorian child. No! That died early?
Starting point is 00:15:53 Oh. Or did I at least live into Cass for the teenage past? You also became a Victorian adult. I get the night bus home for my new flat in London when I've been out drinking late. One time at 2.30 a.m. After I dozed off a bit, I woke up and there was a girl around mid-20s
Starting point is 00:16:09 sitting on the seat opposite facing me, watching me. She was sat on the front seat and it was just a reflection. Oh yeah, absolutely. She was drunk, I imagine. I smiled and she didn't smile back, so I just looked out the window. When I turned back, she was gone. The bus hadn't stopped and I didn't see her anywhere else.
Starting point is 00:16:28 I reckon she's just gone past like an advert. What? How? A big McDonald's spice. Yeah, like you know, like a kid on an advert and then she's been like, they weren't smiling. Yeah, she was out drinking. Come on.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Yeah. I told this story one night to a group of workmates and one girl said she'd heard the same thing from friends in that area and apparently a girl who was killed one night on her way home late on that route home now watches over the other women travelling alone on that route. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:16:58 I like the sit She was sitting this right with the bus That's hilarious Where did she see this ghost Is that opposite her Like how all the seats are facing forward It would be the back of her head It could be the one two three four part
Starting point is 00:17:15 That's what I mean Oh yeah In my head she's sitting on top of the Where The double decker And then the glass Yeah That's a good one
Starting point is 00:17:26 because reflection wise I mean it could have happened it's a nice thought to be kind of watching always watching Rosalski is that from Munster's Inc Montez-I
Starting point is 00:17:40 Montez-I Mike's icy Nice eye Mike Sporinski What would you do if that happened to you? Scream I think we've all watched that episode of Lufa where it gets stabbed in the neck
Starting point is 00:17:53 on the 254 Luther. On the 254? No, I'm not saying that. That literally used to be the bus I'd get home so I'd never sit on the top deck. Really? At 2.30m on the end or night out?
Starting point is 00:18:03 You're asking for a ghost. I'm not over like, I think it's crazy that she's got the night bus. Exactly. Like, and stay downstairs. Why are you going upstairs for? That's what I'm saying. She's asking for it.
Starting point is 00:18:11 If you can't afford to know you about, but I say stay in your area. Oh, just sleep there? Just like in your walkable distance area. Don't travel around London. Don't travel around London at all. No, no. What if your area doesn't pop?
Starting point is 00:18:23 What if your area doesn't pop? then move for don't make unnecessary journey at 2 30 in the morning exactly on a haunted night bus
Starting point is 00:18:32 yeah just sleep at the location oh my god I always want to go on that bus in Harry Potter the zips around yeah purple
Starting point is 00:18:40 it's purple is it purple not red yeah it's purple there's buses in Harry Potter yeah the purple one that it gets on like the night
Starting point is 00:18:47 take it away Ernie it's gonna be a bumpy ride one two Two and three quarters. No, no. You're not saying it?
Starting point is 00:18:58 No, I've never watched Harry Potter. Oh. It's loud. Love Harry Potter. There's a tiny antique store in old Spitafields that sells mirrors. I saw one with a thick ornate, ornate frame and a faint black streak across the glass. When I looked into it, my reflection wasn't quite right. My smile lagged slightly behind my movements.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Was it one of them? That Halloweeny. Like, yeah, maybe it's just a circus amyous. Yeah. I bought it anyway. That night, I woke up when it fell somehow from my nightstand and crashed to the floor. Bad luck already.
Starting point is 00:19:35 How can you buy a mirror? Maybe it released a demon. The glass had fallen slightly from its frame, which allowed me to see a piece of paper tucked in it. It was a note that read, Do not look when she approaches, bumber ass. That's so stupid. That's obviously not real.
Starting point is 00:19:53 No, what would you do? the glass? Why would it be behind a mirror? Yeah, but no, because What messages? Who's going to read that? Or maybe they've tucked something behind, yeah. I think it's a prank.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Yeah, it's a prank. That's from a haunted house. Yeah. Don't look when she approaches. Who's she? Who's she? Why have you given me this secret message behind a fucking mirror? Who's going to read it?
Starting point is 00:20:16 No one. Well, clearly you're going to be, if you've seen, no, if your mirror broke and you saw it, of course you're going to pick up and read it, are you not? How likely is it? mirror's going to break. Well, in this case it did. Well, yeah. Coincidence.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Yeah. Fake, fake, fake story. Did you guys ever play that, play that? Bloody Mary. Yeah. No. Yeah, I did it in primary school. I was like, someone literally told me about it and I was like, I have to know.
Starting point is 00:20:42 I have to know. Christy. She turned up. Levin. She's actually in me right now and she's lessy. Nothing happened, obviously. Yeah. It's just, you just say bloody.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Yeah, three times, isn't she? She's supposed to peer behind you. Yeah. I think it's the airiness of like the primary school toilets. It's so quiet and the doors just be flaffing and say, of course you're going to be a bit like, ooh. I was too scared to do when I was a kid. Really? Me too.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Yeah, scared of cat. Bloody Mary actually, the title of Queen Mary. I think so, yeah. It's also a drink, yeah. Bloody Mary or Blood Orange. Queen Mary. Oh, I'd love that as an adult if I said Bloody Mary three times in a drink for. Yeah, but not Bloody Mary.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Who wants to might a catch up. in their drink. It's tomato? It's tomato. Tomato juice. Yucky. Yes. Like soup.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Cold soup. Yeah, I don't eat it. No, I don't. I don't. No, no. You're all very much debunking these. You're not ghostlies. Do you not believe in the other world?
Starting point is 00:21:39 Not when they're not real. I don't know. Have you ever had any of your own scary experiences? No. I did have something last Christmas, actually. We were staying at a big kind of, house, I don't know, it was quite old for Councilman's birthday
Starting point is 00:21:58 and on the Sunday I walked past this room and on the floor in front of the fire was like a child like thing in like these like pantaloon type thing sat in front of the fire and I kid you not I like walk past the room look back like that and then carried on walking and then look back again and like it wasn't never
Starting point is 00:22:19 there was a hundred percent something sat in front of the fire bearing in mind we turned up quite late so we missed like house tour. On the way out, Cam's dad was like, oh, should I show you around the house kind of thing just before we go? It's like quite exciting. Go upstairs, the painting is of a child wearing pantaloons and I hadn't seen it before that point. So I don't know why my brain would have got that from. And it was a feeling like 100% just like, oh, it's just like. And then I went back and nothing. And I've never had that before. That's weird. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you saw it and you didn't realize you were looking at the photo already.
Starting point is 00:22:54 I'm not a fucking imbecile. I just don't know. I feel like your mind picks up things and you don't realize you're picking up on things. I didn't see it, all right? I feel like you might have. Or maybe that's where the photo was before and then it was transported.
Starting point is 00:23:07 I didn't see the photo. And I also didn't know it was a child. It could have been, you know, a teenage ghost. Not a child. It was literally in these red pantalines. Why are you always like Victorian? Why don't we have like a swift? A modern ghost.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Yeah. Like a Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury. I would like to see a Freddie Mercury. As a ghost? Yeah. Oh, that's quite sad. Why?
Starting point is 00:23:33 No, but it's true. Why is it all like a Tudor looking weird thing? Like from, um, what's that film called? Christmas thing? Where yeah? Christmas can. Oh, yeah. That used to scare me where he pulls his mouth down the chains.
Starting point is 00:23:47 So true. But yeah, but you don't really get a modern ghost. Modern, modern ghost look like. like Kim Woodburn Yeah People that I don't know She'd be a good ghost She'd scare me
Starting point is 00:23:57 But where is she? Lady Gaga would be a good ghost She's not dead Oh Christy But maybe you have to wait like Like 60 or 600 years Until you like 600?
Starting point is 00:24:06 Come down to earth 600 years Yeah So in the future It's just going to be like Britney Spears And Oh my God
Starting point is 00:24:15 They're going to be the ghosts Yeah That's kind of sleigh I'd love to be alive of that Doing her dancing Yeah. That would terrify me if I saw that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Because I imagine when you go to heaven. Trisha Peters. Oh my dear. Singing shallows, both parts. No, but I imagine if you, when you die, when you go up to heaven to be a ghost, they're like, we can't just go straight back down right away. You've got to enjoy heaven. And then we'll do a little kind of training session until you can go back and haunt people.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Maybe you get sent back if, or maybe if they do exist. I reckon they have to work up their strength and that's why it takes so long. Work up their strengths? Yeah. To be able to be seen. Yeah. Much to think about.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Much to think about. And they also have to have some form of trauma. Oh. Otherwise they've got no reason to be down here messing around with people. They could be up there living the good life. SpongeBob. Huh?
Starting point is 00:25:17 He's not dead. He's God. Spongebob created all things. God. Right. Me and my friends booked an old, massive Airbnb in the middle of nowhere in Wales. A, that not your story? It likes me.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Yeah. I shared a small room and a bed with my mates. Mm-hmm. Sexy. Around 2 a.m. I woke up and saw a figure in all black. App. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:25:39 App. Absolutely. Slame. Oh my God. That's like the parent trap. Yeah. Oh my God. Top hat and a veil.
Starting point is 00:25:46 That is giving. That one scene in parent trap. Love that. If you know, you know. If you know you know. half asleep, I just thought it was weird and went back to sleep. Driving home the next day, I didn't mention it because my mates hate scary stuff. Sorry, but this ghost is serving.
Starting point is 00:26:01 I would be so angry if like no one's telling me about my cute little outfit. I would haunt him for the rest of his life for that. But out of nowhere, he said he'd woken up at 3am and seen something freaky. When I asked what he described a person in black wearing a top hat, I freaked out and told him, I know. I freaked out and told him I'd seen the exact same thing. We were so scared.
Starting point is 00:26:25 We slept in the same bed again that night. You just trust each other. Maybe he's a bag with big shoes. You don't use that next time you want to sleep with someone. Did you see a ghost last night? I'm wearing nothing but a veil on top. Oh my gosh, that's going to work. Christy, I saw a ghosty overnight.
Starting point is 00:26:49 That's actually Obi's real story. Really? Now you're making me think he's gay. Oh. Wait, can you get confirmation on what it looked like if it was like the lady in the parent trap? Do you know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:27:05 Yeah. Just type in top hat and veil, photo shoot. Or maybe... So that's really sleigh. Just what a cool accessory. I love that. Vairn of top hat. Anything else?
Starting point is 00:27:15 Or they naked? Well, maybe it's Natasha Richard. No, but she doesn't wear the hat And that does she? She would have had a curler in her hair. Yeah, you're so right. Oh, well, that's really interesting. I like that one.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Yeah, yeah. So I need to see that. I like that one. What would be your ghost outfit? That's something I always think about. If you die today, you're going to be living in the rest, close to the rest of your life. Always think about that before you leave the house.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Because if you think, I'm just going to put on track suit bottoms and then you come back as a ghost the intractive bones that sounds like me no well like gym wear of for always
Starting point is 00:27:54 yeah for the rest of your eternity as a ghost comfy gym wear a nice that cold fit with the do you know what I mean I would be a miserable ghost I wouldn't be a scary one
Starting point is 00:28:06 I'd be walking around like oh well chains shackles oh gosh yeah we don't want that it's groaning oh so I hate my life oh god
Starting point is 00:28:16 I would do my dressing gown I love my dressing gown. That would scare me. Is it like a long, like long one? It's such a lovely thick dressing gown. Oh, but Jeff Avenue, she was cancelled and I might go to hell for that. Oh gosh. Why?
Starting point is 00:28:31 Because of your, because of your dressing gown got cancelled? Yeah. And I just bought it for £100. Oh. Oh, yeah. I know. That was a huge thing. So yeah, I probably wear a dressing gown.
Starting point is 00:28:42 And because it's so thick, then I wouldn't have to wear a bra. But if I was wearing a normal outfit and I didn't wear a bra, I would probably be shunned into hell because of how saggy my boobs are. I feel like the devil makes ghosts though. So you'd already, if you're a ghost, you've already doing something with the devil. Okay, then.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I don't know, I'm just making it. So, Christy's going to wear active wear. So hopefully this is the start of our kind of gym wear sponsor. Yes. I know Tala, if you're listening, or Jim Shark. Or Versace or Balman. Yeah. Just so I can always be wearing a nice ghost day outfit.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Thank you. There is a recent thing in the news. Of a celebrity What celebrity? Michael Japsch? So apparently the ghost of Bruce Forsyth is stalking the London Palladium Oh, that would be terrible
Starting point is 00:29:28 That would be horrible, wouldn't it? Bruce Forsyte. What does he say? Keep dancing. No, he's like, nice to see you, to say her, no. Oh my God, the strictly come dancing guy. He wasn't he also?
Starting point is 00:29:41 He wasn't a groomer, can we confirm? No, I don't think so. Okay, please. He didn't do that. But singer and paranormal expert claims that she heard his catchphrase while interviewing magicians She said I kept getting distracted by the words
Starting point is 00:29:57 Nice to See You At first I dismissed it And then Nick Then came the unmistakable second half To see you nice Shit Bruce Really really great me
Starting point is 00:30:09 Yeah I'd start with hello Rather than just like Who should think you are Just shouting out your catchphrase Five minutes of fame on planet Earth and you think the world is missing you that much we've got to hear you day and day night. I mean, strictly, Christmas is coming,
Starting point is 00:30:23 so I'm guessing he's starting to get into the, you know, the swing of things, isn't it? Yeah. Is that way, is that where they film it? I don't know. I don't think so. Do they? Yeah, what's he thought of the Palladium?
Starting point is 00:30:33 Where did he die? He's buried under the Palladium. Pardon? He's buried under the Palladium. Where? I don't know. What? That can't be legal.
Starting point is 00:30:41 How did you get that? Can they even get buried under the Palladium? Sure. I mean, he's got the money for it, and he's quite like a legend. It's his ashes relief. Oh, and then hoovered up, probably. What would they put? Beneath the stage.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Beneath the stage. Ooh, that's quite freaky-deaky. That is spooky. Well, thank you for joining us today on these very spooky edition of T-F4. If you've got any spooky stories, we want to hear about them. Send them to us on Instagram into our Spotify comments. YouTube comments. YouTube comments.
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