Tech Over Tea - Return Of The Lost Episode #140 | Donald Fuery
Episode Date: January 11, 2023The last time Donald was on the show was the episode that got lost when my hard drive died so we're doing it again and not even remotely covering similar topics. ==========Guest Links========== Websit...e: https://donaldfeury.xyz/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/DonaldFeury ==========Support The Show========== ► Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/brodierobertson ► Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/BrodieRobertsonVideo ► Amazon USA: https://amzn.to/3d5gykF ► Other Methods: https://cointr.ee/brodierobertson =========Video Platforms========== 🎥 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBq5p-xOla8xhnrbhu8AIAg =========Audio Release========= 🎵 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/149fd51c/podcast/rss 🎵 Apple Podcast:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tech-over-tea/id1501727953 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3IfFpfzlLo7OPsEnl4gbdM 🎵 Google Podcast: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8xNDlmZDUxYy9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw== 🎵 Anchor: https://anchor.fm/tech-over-tea ==========Social Media========== 🎤 Discord:https://discord.gg/PkMRVn9 🐦 Twitter: https://twitter.com/TechOverTeaShow 📷 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/techovertea/ 🌐 Mastodon:https://mastodon.social/web/accounts/1093345 ==========Credits========== 🎨 Channel Art: All my art has was created by Supercozman https://twitter.com/Supercozman https://www.instagram.com/supercozman_draws/ DISCLOSURE: Wherever possible I use referral links, which means if you click one of the links in this video or description and make a purchase we may receive a small commission or other compensation.
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                                         Good morning, good day, and good evening.
                                         
                                         Welcome to a hundred...
                                         
                                         Wait, welcome to Tech of a T.
                                         
                                         Episode 150.
                                         
                                         I know what I'm doing.
                                         
                                         I'm a professional.
                                         
                                         Hi, Donald.
                                         
                                         How's it going?
                                         
    
                                         Welcome back to the show.
                                         
                                         Hello.
                                         
                                         How everybody do?
                                         
                                         The last time you were on, they didn't see it.
                                         
                                         the last time you were on they didn't see it
                                         
                                         that was the um that was the episode
                                         
                                         that just mysteriously
                                         
                                         went missing
                                         
    
                                         yep when your fucking hard drive
                                         
                                         consumed all your shit
                                         
                                         yep that was that was
                                         
                                         uh yeah
                                         
                                         let's hope that
                                         
                                         doesn't happen anytime in the future that'll be good
                                         
                                         you're just like
                                         
                                         this is fine that's okay i lucky i didn't lose that much like i didn't lose anything important
                                         
    
                                         okay relatively so like i lost maybe like i think i lost like six videos um i lost the podcast
                                         
                                         and a couple of other little things,
                                         
                                         but that's all stuff that I can recover.
                                         
                                         The podcast was the annoying one because that was like, you know,
                                         
                                         this isn't planned out or anything.
                                         
                                         We just go and like fucking, you know,
                                         
                                         go and run with it.
                                         
                                         Don't lose data.
                                         
    
                                         Just make sure you have backups and stuff.
                                         
                                         Make sure you, you know,
                                         
                                         are doing stuff in a um you know sensible way with
                                         
                                         your data management my audio needs to be brought down just a touch what was my response when you
                                         
                                         said that i was like about to hop on that butter fs snapshot train yeah boy yeah a lot of people
                                         
                                         started being like hey why why don't you use butterfest now? Why don't you use this? Why don't you use that? Like, mate, I just want my system
                                         
                                         to work. I'll deal
                                         
                                         with, like, any other
                                         
    
                                         sort of thing later. Right
                                         
                                         now, get the data off
                                         
                                         that drive, get it onto a drive
                                         
                                         that I know is safe.
                                         
                                         I'm gonna just use EXT4, because I know
                                         
                                         how to set it up, I know it works.
                                         
                                         I'll deal with the other
                                         
                                         things that might be better later
                                         
    
                                         that's what matters now how you doing man how was your christmas how's your new year's
                                         
                                         um the christmas breaks i've basically been off work since like uh the week of christmas
                                         
                                         up until today um the startup was a little fucked because the ice storm
                                         
                                         came through and knocked our power out for four days oh yeah the u.s has been going through uh
                                         
                                         through through that hasn't it yeah that was that was kind of fucked so we didn't we basically were
                                         
                                         trying not to freeze for three fucking days um but after that it was fine it was great just to play a lot of games
                                         
                                         and worked on that little
                                         
                                         side project that I got an idea
                                         
    
                                         for we'll talk about later
                                         
                                         one of the
                                         
                                         games I actually got on a whim
                                         
                                         I was surprised how much
                                         
                                         I liked that game actually
                                         
                                         it was Marvel Midnight Suns
                                         
                                         I've seen ads for it all over the place i
                                         
                                         have no idea what this game is uh basically it's a game where you play as a character that's not
                                         
    
                                         like an actual like canonical marvel character i think it's just for that story yeah um and
                                         
                                         you basically end up working with a lot of marvel characters in
                                         
                                         what i assume is like a story that's unique to that game yeah yeah and it's a turn-based combat
                                         
                                         and there's like a car element where all your attacks are cars that you draw so okay um so like
                                         
                                         it's basically it's a strategy game that involves
                                         
                                         cards, so there's kind of like that little like
                                         
                                         crashes at like collector itch
                                         
                                         if you like card related things.
                                         
    
                                         But I like the combat a lot
                                         
                                         and the way they do
                                         
                                         the characters in that game, even if you're somebody
                                         
                                         who like really knows jack shit about Marvel
                                         
                                         or any of the Marvel heroes,
                                         
                                         if they tell you enough about
                                         
                                         them that you like you know who they are you know like
                                         
                                         how they are the way they are now and like what like what they are yep yep i was trying to find
                                         
    
                                         a gameplay footage on the uh steam page but there is this is all cinematic trailers um
                                         
                                         didn't work out very well uh Midnight Sun. Game play.
                                         
                                         Let's have a look.
                                         
                                         Here we go.
                                         
                                         IGN.
                                         
                                         IGN saved the day.
                                         
                                         Show me something.
                                         
                                         I instantly skip ahead straight into cutscene.
                                         
    
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         I don't care at all about Marvel stuff.
                                         
                                         I'm not. I like while i was growing up
                                         
                                         like i sure i watched like you know anime stuff but i'm not like i'm not like a big marvel fan
                                         
                                         boy yeah i just know certain characters but yeah like there was it was like a good mix of there
                                         
                                         were characters that again i'm not marvel fan boy i had no fucking clue who the hell they even were
                                         
                                         but they explained who they were enough that
                                         
                                         i got the gist of like what makes them unique right then i but then the other characters that
                                         
    
                                         i did know about from watching ama stuff when i was younger uh they did them like really well
                                         
                                         like i was like i like yeah this is definitely that's definitely iron man that's definitely
                                         
                                         spider-man just the way they act and stuff yeah right right right so you've been enjoying Iron Man yeah
                                         
                                         cuz like Iron Man's snarky as fuck yeah fireman won't shut the fuck up yeah
                                         
                                         yep yep yep yep so you just picked up that up just like out of nowhere like
                                         
                                         wasn't even planning to get it um got interested in it because i got recommended a video ramley that was
                                         
                                         like a build guide on one of the characters that's one way to get into a game yeah i was like oh this
                                         
                                         looks really cool actually so i just bought it at a wimp of walmart and played i was like oh shit
                                         
    
                                         actually i really liked this game i've got way too many games in my list of games to play. Maybe I'll play it at some point,
                                         
                                         but when you're into JRPGs,
                                         
                                         they can absorb a lot of your time
                                         
                                         without much challenge.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         Right now, I started playing through this.
                                         
                                         I don't know if you can see it on your side.
                                         
                                         Oh, it's in a tally here.
                                         
    
                                         I play quite a few
                                         
                                         games actually.
                                         
                                         I've never actually played
                                         
                                         through one myself. One of my mates
                                         
                                         I think
                                         
                                         during high school, he was playing through
                                         
                                         Escher and Logie.
                                         
                                         Yeah. On PS3.
                                         
    
                                         I think the first one I ever played was it was also on ps3 it was
                                         
                                         i think what the hell was it it was this third entry because you know they're usually like a
                                         
                                         trilogy yeah yeah um it was the last entry in that trilogy i think it was altelier medidoo i think that's what it's called oh yeah yeah okay i i if
                                         
                                         i it's just the one i'm thinking of that's one of the ones that has like a ridiculous uh painful
                                         
                                         time limit yes it does yes there's a there's a hard cut off that once you cut off like
                                         
                                         yeah this one has a time limit as well but everyone's like oh yeah
                                         
                                         you'll finish the game with like i'll finish like the exam part with like 150 days left
                                         
                                         like there's no worry at all um i hear this one on the other hand is a little bit um
                                         
    
                                         a little bit stricter with its time it probably is because i only played through it once and i
                                         
                                         definitely did not finish everything oh yeah yeah i have to go back and play like i've been really enjoying playing through
                                         
                                         fearless it's been very fun uh technically this is the second game in its trilogy um
                                         
                                         uh adler sophie is the first one yeah And this, the game actually starts off,
                                         
                                         I don't know if any of the other games do this,
                                         
                                         but this game starts off
                                         
                                         with the main character of this one
                                         
                                         being trained by the main character
                                         
    
                                         of the previous one.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I think that's a pretty reoccurring theme, yeah.
                                         
                                         But yeah,
                                         
                                         it's been a long time since I've played
                                         
                                         a turn-based JRPG.
                                         
                                         That's the one thing
                                         
                                         that's just caught my attention straight away.
                                         
                                         Yeah, that's true.
                                         
    
                                         Because a lot of modern RPGs are just real-time now.
                                         
                                         Even Final Fantasy at this point is just all real-time.
                                         
                                         And I'm excited for XVI,
                                         
                                         but I would like a proper long turn-based JRPG again.
                                         
                                         That would be lovely.
                                         
                                         I get why there's the appeal for real-time stuff.
                                         
                                         It seems like that's just...
                                         
                                         For a lot of people, that's just more exciting.
                                         
    
                                         Some people find turn-based stuff kind of boring.
                                         
                                         But, I don't know.
                                         
                                         There's always a part of me that kind of wants it to come back.
                                         
                                         Yeah, that's why I still go back and play older stuff
                                         
                                         like uh
                                         
                                         my favorite RPG is still probably
                                         
                                         Chrono Cross that was on PS1
                                         
                                         I still go back and play it
                                         
    
                                         I've been meaning to play uh
                                         
                                         some of the some of those games
                                         
                                         um
                                         
                                         once again it's another thing on my
                                         
                                         infinitely growing list of games
                                         
                                         that I need to play.
                                         
                                         And the problem also is there's a lot of games I want to stream as well.
                                         
                                         So it's like, do I play this in my spare time?
                                         
    
                                         Do I stream it?
                                         
                                         If I stream it, then I've got to find some slot to put it in.
                                         
                                         And I don't stream that much.
                                         
                                         So like...
                                         
                                         Like Elden Ring, for example.
                                         
                                         I really want to play Elden Ring oh Jesus I just
                                         
                                         I I need to find some time to actually do it like the problem with that compared to like you know
                                         
                                         the mainline souls games is it's fucking too long yeah it's it's super long holy shit like that
                                         
    
                                         seems to be like I've seen some people make complaints that really like elden ring and the fact that it's so long is usually their biggest complaint yeah like um
                                         
                                         i saw a very interesting video kind of talking about like but there was someone basically going
                                         
                                         like why i'm not going to replay through elden ring i and it was because like i've seen the same
                                         
                                         video maybe it was him basically saying like you know oh you know even though older and rang just as much if not you maybe even more so has
                                         
                                         more variation with what you can do yeah because it's so long you even if you really enjoy it
                                         
                                         it kind of burns you out from wanting to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Because the other the other ones, you know, Bloodborne Souls one.
                                         
                                         I don't know about two or three.
                                         
                                         You can, you know, realistically probably play through them in like a day or two, depending on like how.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Especially if you have a good understanding of how the game works at that point.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         But like.
                                         
                                         You can do that in Elden Ring, but like you literally blow through like 90 percent of the game if you can do that an old ring but like you usually literally blow through like
                                         
                                         90 of the game if you do it that way you know you can like i if this is the same video this
                                         
                                         person was talking a lot about um a lot about pvp as well where they would spin up pvp characters
                                         
    
                                         at different stages of the game but because it's just so long they just can't justify
                                         
                                         and they just don't find it fun getting to those points with you know whatever build they want to
                                         
                                         get to whereas with you know dark souls one you couldn't yeah you could even if you want to just
                                         
                                         get to like the end of the game like it doesn't take that long i think the other thing he was
                                         
                                         complaining about
                                         
                                         is that i didn't actually realize this till he pointed it out is that elder ring doesn't have
                                         
                                         those like faction stuff that you can do in oh the other ones like where you like put on a thing
                                         
                                         and you're like part of like a group or a faction which can prompt pvp things to happen that's not
                                         
    
                                         in l ring at all oh okay Yeah, it's just not there.
                                         
                                         Huh.
                                         
                                         Once again, I do need to really play.
                                         
                                         I want to also go back and finish DS3 first, though.
                                         
                                         Because I think I got well into the game,
                                         
                                         but I was playing it at a time where... I think I was playing it when I was still at uni, actually.
                                         
                                         And I got busy with classes and just couldn't
                                         
                                         keep up the
                                         
    
                                         game
                                         
                                         so I might as well just go back to the start and just
                                         
                                         play it again or whatever
                                         
                                         same with things like, I've not even touched Sekiro
                                         
                                         before, that's another game I definitely
                                         
                                         definitely need to play
                                         
                                         I've never played that either
                                         
                                         there's too many good games
                                         
    
                                         to play, this is the problem.
                                         
                                         I know, man.
                                         
                                         Look, it'd be one thing if there was a lot of games
                                         
                                         and most of them were terrible,
                                         
                                         but no, that's not the world we live in right now.
                                         
                                         And then there's games that are coming out
                                         
                                         where it's like, I want to play this as well,
                                         
                                         like Wukong Black Myth,
                                         
    
                                         when that eventually comes out.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah.
                                         
                                         I'm absolutely playing that.
                                         
                                         And then at least maybe you
                                         
                                         have a little bit of an advantage over
                                         
                                         someone who's like more my age because it's like
                                         
                                         there's still like a bunch of games
                                         
                                         from when I was younger that I'm like
                                         
    
                                         I want to go back and play this 64 game
                                         
                                         or this Super Nintendo game
                                         
                                         that's fair okay there are some
                                         
                                         like
                                         
                                         I don't think there's any N64 games
                                         
                                         I want to go back and play but there are some like i don't think there's any n64 games i want to go go back and play but there are some
                                         
                                         maybe it's it's just as like a joke game but there are some ps1 games i want to go back and
                                         
                                         play like i want to go back and play the uh the first harry potter game just because i know how
                                         
    
                                         dumb it is yeah i know what you're talking about what do you mean there's no 64 games you want to
                                         
                                         play what the fuck nothing that like comes to mind
                                         
                                         at least i'm sure like if you gave me a list of things like there's probably some rpgs back then
                                         
                                         that i'd want to play um but any of like the major major ones would have been re-released
                                         
                                         at on something else by this point there actually was i don't think there actually was a lot of like rpgs on okay well
                                         
                                         like a lot of the really good games around 64 are kind of more like
                                         
                                         platformers that's fair okay like like bandra gazillion stuff like that yeah
                                         
                                         no that's totally fair um there's probably at least a dragon quest game back then that i want
                                         
    
                                         to play as well, though.
                                         
                                         At least one.
                                         
                                         The only RPG I know of off the top of my head that's on there that's not a very good game
                                         
                                         is called Quest 64.
                                         
                                         Quest 64.
                                         
                                         Yeah, actually, I remember playing through that whole game.
                                         
                                         Holy shit, it's so grindy.
                                         
                                         Oh, that...
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, I see the cover art.
                                         
                                         That just looks like an N64.
                                         
                                         Yep, that's definitely an N64 game.
                                         
                                         Yeah, boy.
                                         
                                         There's something charming about N64 3D.
                                         
                                         Like, it's so bad.
                                         
                                         But it's bad in, like, a...
                                         
                                         It's bad in a...
                                         
    
                                         way that you can appreciate
                                         
                                         a way you like have nostalgia
                                         
                                         for
                                         
                                         it's not like
                                         
                                         I think
                                         
                                         PS1 in some ways did that
                                         
                                         as well
                                         
                                         um
                                         
    
                                         but there's also just
                                         
                                         a lot of stuff there's definitely a lot of stuff
                                         
                                         in both the generations that
                                         
                                         wouldn't,
                                         
                                         we're not good.
                                         
                                         Um,
                                         
                                         we're not good 3d wise,
                                         
                                         but you know,
                                         
    
                                         there is something charming about that old early 3d style.
                                         
                                         Like basically what you're comparing is,
                                         
                                         uh,
                                         
                                         even if like,
                                         
                                         obviously it's dated because it's a 64 game
                                         
                                         there are games that
                                         
                                         despite being dated
                                         
                                         they're still fun to play
                                         
    
                                         they're still just good games
                                         
                                         it's not just that they're fun to play
                                         
                                         I think the art style holds up
                                         
                                         I think
                                         
                                         obviously the Mario games do this super well
                                         
                                         there's not a single Mario game in history
                                         
                                         where you're like this looks bad
                                         
                                         Nintendo is always very very aware the Mario games do this super well. There's not a single Mario game in history where you're like, this looks bad.
                                         
    
                                         Nintendo's always very,
                                         
                                         very aware of what their hardware is capable of and how
                                         
                                         they can adapt the
                                         
                                         Mario art style to work on that
                                         
                                         system.
                                         
                                         It's true.
                                         
                                         When I think of
                                         
                                         games that still play well, even though they look
                                         
    
                                         dated, we're thinking of like Ocarina of like games that still play well even though they look you know dated we're thinking of like you know ocarina of time paper mario blast corpse i was not a nintendo kid
                                         
                                         i i was not a nintendo kid i need to play i've not played a i'm not just not played ocarina of
                                         
                                         time i've not played a zelda game but somebody that listens to this buy him a
                                         
                                         fucking U64 and send it to his ass
                                         
                                         no don't buy me a U64
                                         
                                         holy shit do you know how expensive
                                         
                                         N64s are and N64
                                         
                                         games are at this point
                                         
    
                                         uh yeah I bought one
                                         
                                         yeah fucking
                                         
                                         uh man I
                                         
                                         don't know what's going on in the second
                                         
                                         like not second in the the retro game market.
                                         
                                         Like, I saw this, this got maybe so depressed.
                                         
                                         I saw this YouTube short of someone going to,
                                         
                                         they went to GameStop and they're like,
                                         
    
                                         oh, I found a copy of Pokemon Black 2.
                                         
                                         It was a great deal.
                                         
                                         $70.
                                         
                                         That's more than the game retailed for and it's a ds game
                                         
                                         well like here's the ship so i started like trying to recollect old games because i don't
                                         
                                         have any of my old ones anymore and you're depending on which ones you're trying to get
                                         
                                         at least over here in the u.s like see i think like the average price i was paying for certain games was like 40 50 bucks yeah these
                                         
                                         are keep my just 64 games it's just like what two decades over so i'm sure over the hell yeah
                                         
    
                                         the other thing that's shitty is like there are certain games that they're a little harder to
                                         
                                         find and knowingly two of the games i actually really want to get to play
                                         
                                         are in this category um one of them is usually like 90 bucks the other one's more like 200 bucks
                                         
                                         oh god
                                         
                                         that's like look if people are gonna buy it i don't look if you want to sell it for that and
                                         
                                         people are gonna buy it whatever but like what see like n64 is probably the only console i would
                                         
                                         make this exception for and actually buy the games and there's one reason why it's because emulating them sucks is it i didn't know that yeah i've tried that i've emulated stuff from like you know atari up to
                                         
                                         psp basically um for whatever reason trying to emulate certain n64 roms just does not work well
                                         
    
                                         at all i've tried i don't even
                                         
                                         fucking know how many different combinations of like emulators plugins whatever the hell
                                         
                                         some games just don't emulate well at all they just don't uh and you almost kind of have to have
                                         
                                         the actual art to play it yeah in some way that's playable at all but but then there are other ones
                                         
                                         that they emulate fine and i i don't think i i
                                         
                                         don't think i tried to emulate too many ps1 ps2 games but i never had a problem with those ps2
                                         
                                         games emulate near perfectly from what from my experience like i don't know and the shitty part
                                         
                                         is is those two games i told you that i want to play but they're expensive those don't emulate well right one is a ogre battle 64
                                         
    
                                         and depending on what plugins i use i either had fucking five fps or the like static like
                                         
                                         background that is shown during like the combat is have you told me about this game before it
                                         
                                         was in my search history maybe Maybe. Maybe. Very possible.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         And the other one is Mystical Ninja Star Goemon.
                                         
                                         What did you just say? Depending on where you're looking at,
                                         
                                         has like 5 to 20 FPS.
                                         
                                         There's no getting 30 FPS in that.
                                         
    
                                         Mystical Ninja Star Goemon.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         I gave this hell of a 5
                                         
                                         it looks cool
                                         
                                         I have no idea what it's about
                                         
                                         but it looks cool
                                         
                                         that's one that you have to play
                                         
                                         to understand
                                         
    
                                         the
                                         
                                         the retro market that
                                         
                                         really baffles me
                                         
                                         is the PS Vita retro market.
                                         
                                         Because the Vita was, it didn't sell very well.
                                         
                                         So the Vita games that do exist that people do want to get are all just stupidly expensive.
                                         
                                         Like, um, Is Memories of Celceta, which is a really good game that you can buy on PC right now.
                                         
                                         And it runs perfectly for like $10.
                                         
    
                                         really good game that you can buy on pc right now and it runs perfectly for like ten dollars um the vita version which is a worse version of the game ninety dollars just normally
                                         
                                         it's like why i actually the one that really confuses me is whenever people um whenever people are trying to sell like you know old mario games
                                         
                                         which always sell like millions and millions of copies it's not rare at all but it's always like
                                         
                                         yes this is perfect in box ten thousand dollars like what what do you mean? The only Mario game I know off the top of my head
                                         
                                         that's expensive,
                                         
                                         and it's because of what console is for,
                                         
                                         is Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door.
                                         
                                         It's on GameCube.
                                         
    
                                         GameCube just didn't sell quite as much
                                         
                                         as some of the other ones,
                                         
                                         so a lot of the GameCube games
                                         
                                         are just more expensive in general
                                         
                                         right
                                         
                                         I've never actually played a Paper Mario game, I should do that
                                         
                                         oh yeah, you have to
                                         
                                         those are super good
                                         
    
                                         little turn-based RPGs
                                         
                                         yeah, the only spin-off Mario game
                                         
                                         I've played is
                                         
                                         it's just called Super Mario RPG
                                         
                                         oh, Super NES, yeah
                                         
                                         maybe it's not that one or maybe it got
                                         
                                         re-released on no it wasn't that there was a unless it got re-released on ds there was a ds
                                         
                                         game that was a mario rpg uh you're probably talking about there there is a like a series
                                         
    
                                         of mario rpg games it's like mario and luigi yeah yeah yeah talking about yeah that might be it instead um i don't remember which one it was
                                         
                                         but it was really fun like i i like the idea of a mario rpg like it as much as you know mainline
                                         
                                         games are cool it's it's neat when they do experiment with other types of games like that
                                         
                                         and they actually just turn out to just be really good games.
                                         
                                         The funny part is,
                                         
                                         pretty much every single RPG they've made based on Mario
                                         
                                         is actually really good.
                                         
                                         That's what I've heard.
                                         
    
                                         I think whatever the latest version of Paper Mario was,
                                         
                                         the Origami King or whatever,
                                         
                                         I heard that one wasn't good.
                                         
                                         Paper Mario, Origami King. Yeah, it is Origami King or whatever. I heard that one wasn't good. Paper Mario
                                         
                                         Origami King.
                                         
                                         Yeah, it is Origami King. That's on
                                         
                                         the
                                         
                                         Switch. It's got
                                         
    
                                         high...
                                         
                                         It's got a high
                                         
                                         Metacritic, but we don't trust the reviewers.
                                         
                                         It's got a user score of 7.
                                         
                                         It's not that bad,
                                         
                                         but it's definitely not like
                                         
                                         a god tier game by the sounds of it
                                         
                                         yeah I think
                                         
    
                                         I'm probably being a bit
                                         
                                         exaggerated
                                         
                                         I said like not very good
                                         
                                         it seems like it's just more me
                                         
                                         compared to the past paper Mario games
                                         
                                         it's not as good
                                         
                                         it's not like this
                                         
                                         game that can be remembered
                                         
    
                                         until the end of time, basically.
                                         
                                         Yeah, because the first
                                         
                                         two paper Mario games are like
                                         
                                         console-defining games
                                         
                                         on those consoles.
                                         
                                         I'd definitely go back and play them.
                                         
                                         Just because I...
                                         
                                         Not in Nintendo Kids.
                                         
    
                                         There were so many exclusive
                                         
                                         Nintendo titles that I just never I never got a chance to play um because when I was a kid I only
                                         
                                         had my first console was a PS2 a little bit later I got an original Xbox. I got a Game Boy Micro, which is basically
                                         
                                         a Game Boy Advance, but
                                         
                                         just this
                                         
                                         tiny little thing.
                                         
                                         Then
                                         
                                         I got a DS and eventually got a PS3,
                                         
    
                                         PS4, so on and so forth.
                                         
                                         I've played
                                         
                                         some Atari games
                                         
                                         because my aunt or something like that had an Atari that she just had sitting around in a, like, what do you call it?
                                         
                                         Like, game room since, like, the Atari came out.
                                         
                                         But anything in between that range, I pretty much haven't touched unless it got, got like a remake or a re-release on something uh something newer man we need to culturally enrich your retro game repertoire
                                         
                                         oh absolutely how does it make you feel that people are starting to call like the ps3 retro
                                         
                                         i mean it's like yeah that doesn't surprise me actually it's technically not wrong but it does
                                         
    
                                         it does bother me a little bit
                                         
                                         maybe it doesn't bother me because i mean most of the shit i grew up with has been retro for a long time anyway sure sure it's like uh first console that i had was nes
                                         
                                         and that was a second hand for my uncle who apparently, funny enough he's actually he's been playing games for a long time
                                         
                                         because he had
                                         
                                         he still has
                                         
                                         tons of shit, he has
                                         
                                         from Atari 2600
                                         
                                         all the way up to a Switch
                                         
    
                                         he has all kinds of stuff in between
                                         
                                         from Nintendo and Microsoft
                                         
                                         and Playstation
                                         
                                         I wish I didn't get rid of
                                         
                                         my older consoles i i think i i think i gave the
                                         
                                         ps2 to my sister and then she got rid of it at some point i think same with my ps3 um but
                                         
                                         thinking back on the games i had some of them now like some of them still worthless like the
                                         
                                         jack and daxter games surprisingly aren't actually worth much but i definitely had some random things in there that just have value
                                         
    
                                         for no reason i can't verify like i've never told you at some point i can't remember possibly the
                                         
                                         only time i had a almost had the opportunity to get a game that i found out later was expensive was
                                         
                                         actually i'm pretty sure i told you before uh there's a there's a n64 port of starcraft
                                         
                                         of course yeah and um i used to rent it from this one radio rental store and play it i had
                                         
                                         no idea what starcraft was i just oh it's nortio's game i like this fun uh well the video store went out of business and they liquidated their stock and i wanted to go
                                         
                                         get that game because i liked it so much yeah well by time i finally got you know a family
                                         
                                         member to drive me over there somebody already got it i was like damn that sucks and then i think
                                         
                                         at an anime convention uh you know years ago somebody that sold retro
                                         
    
                                         games at a stall had that there and it was fucking price marked at like 300 dollars
                                         
                                         i was like is that seriously that much money he's like yeah man that's actually really hard
                                         
                                         i was like fuck oh that's so rough yeah i remember when when there was a rental store
                                         
                                         that went out of business across the road
                                         
                                         from one of my old places.
                                         
                                         And they were like doing, you know, liquidation sale.
                                         
                                         But the problem is it wasn't much of a sale.
                                         
                                         They were selling games at like ridiculous prices.
                                         
    
                                         I think they were selling a copy of Demon's Souls,
                                         
                                         which I could get like, I think I could go to like
                                         
                                         just a regular game store
                                         
                                         get it cheaper, and they were selling it for like
                                         
                                         30 bucks
                                         
                                         it's like, guys, it's
                                         
                                         like, what are you doing?
                                         
                                         what is this?
                                         
    
                                         this is not a new game, also it's been
                                         
                                         used as fuck, I don't know who else touched that thing
                                         
                                         I ain't paying 30 dollars for it
                                         
                                         yeah, definitely not
                                         
                                         I miss, I do miss like miss like game rental like that was a i do too there are so
                                         
                                         many games that i tried out that i never would have tried because i i didn't really get that
                                         
                                         many games like i would have maybe like two or three games a year so going to those rental stores
                                         
                                         getting something for a couple of dollars trying it out for you know
                                         
    
                                         a couple of days i i that's how i tried out um prince of persia sands of time i would have never
                                         
                                         bought that game otherwise it's a really good game um there's a bunch of other random things
                                         
                                         that i don't even remember the names of at this point um i wish i knew what this was called uh
                                         
                                         but there's this game where where you run around as a knight
                                         
                                         killing things, and then when you die
                                         
                                         you turn into the Grim Reaper
                                         
                                         or something.
                                         
                                         I don't know what the hell it was called.
                                         
    
                                         And I've never been able to find it again.
                                         
                                         It was a PS2 game.
                                         
                                         If that makes any easier.
                                         
                                         Probably doesn't
                                         
                                         i feel like i know what you're talking about i don't even know if this game's a real game i have a memory of playing this game and really loving it i don't even know if it's real
                                         
                                         are you listening i don't remember it was a real thing. But also, like, I... Yes?
                                         
                                         Was it called Maximo?
                                         
                                         How do you spell that?
                                         
    
                                         M-A-X-I-M-O.
                                         
                                         Wait, if this is actually the game...
                                         
                                         Don't show me some random IBM software.
                                         
                                         Maximo.
                                         
                                         You said Night.
                                         
                                         That's, like, the first game that popped in my head that's pst we walk around
                                         
                                         the night killing so i don't know about the grand raper part but i i remember that you would play
                                         
                                         as a knight yeah i think this is like loosely based off like uh ghost and goblins or something
                                         
    
                                         like that i don't know if this is the game but also like my memory is so so
                                         
                                         I've just got this idea of the game in my head
                                         
                                         but it's like extremely
                                         
                                         um
                                         
                                         what is it, rose tinted goggles
                                         
                                         so anything you show me is probably not gonna
                                         
                                         line up exactly with what I remember
                                         
                                         um
                                         
    
                                         this possibly is it
                                         
                                         but I'm not certain
                                         
                                         I should play like the first
                                         
                                         five minutes of it and see if it rings a bell
                                         
                                         um
                                         
                                         if
                                         
                                         Maximo loses all his lives he can
                                         
                                         continue by giving death coins to the
                                         
    
                                         Grim Reaper
                                         
                                         maybe it's this
                                         
                                         which isn't exactly what you said but it sounds similar
                                         
                                         yeah but I played it when I was like 10
                                         
                                         so so Which isn't exactly what you said, but it sounds similar. Yeah, but I played it when I was like 10, so...
                                         
                                         So...
                                         
                                         I just remember these two aspects of the game.
                                         
                                         I don't remember much else about it.
                                         
    
                                         You always look up a YouTube video or something and play it,
                                         
                                         and you're going to be like, that's it.
                                         
                                         Actually, there's a game that I completely forgot existed,
                                         
                                         but then I just wrote the description into Google
                                         
                                         and I found it straight away.
                                         
                                         If you type in PS2 platformer Electric Lizard,
                                         
                                         you'll find it straight away.
                                         
                                         The game called scaler um it's in those days of mascot platformers uh so this is
                                         
    
                                         the dumbest plot like known to man um prior to the start of the game lizard loving animal activist
                                         
                                         bobby scaler jen Jenkins discovers that five extra-dimensional
                                         
                                         humanoid reptilian creatures
                                         
                                         uh, the leader
                                         
                                         Luger and his henchmen Jazz
                                         
                                         Rhombus, Bootcamp, and Turbine
                                         
                                         have disguised themselves as human
                                         
                                         and intend to conquer the multiverse.
                                         
    
                                         Luger and his subordinates
                                         
                                         discover that Scaler knows their
                                         
                                         plot and kidnap him. The game
                                         
                                         opens with Bootcamp interrogating Scaler by electrocuting him during the torture. ordinance discover that scalar knows their plot and kidnap him the game opened with boot camp
                                         
                                         interrogating scalar by electrocuting him during the torture boot camp uh frustrated by scalar's
                                         
                                         taunts accidentally opens an extra dimensional portal transforming scalar into a blue skin
                                         
                                         reptilian humanoid and releasing him from his restraints that definitely sounds like a the plot of a mid late 2000s game yep it's basically you run around
                                         
                                         the lizard world collecting eggs collecting coins doing missions for people basically it's a ps2
                                         
    
                                         mascot platformer like it's just ps2 mascot platformer just the definition, basically.
                                         
                                         That's another thing I do miss.
                                         
                                         Like, the days of mascot platformers.
                                         
                                         Like, nowadays, you know, you still have plenty of platformers,
                                         
                                         but what happened to, like, you know,
                                         
                                         jumping around as a lizard or jumping around as a fox?
                                         
                                         Like, where did that go? Or, like, Banjo and Kazooie and things like that.
                                         
                                         Huh.
                                         
    
                                         Did you ever play
                                         
                                         the
                                         
                                         game that got kickstarted by
                                         
                                         a lot of the devs that worked on Banjo-Kazooie
                                         
                                         called, uh,
                                         
                                         Yooka-Laylee?
                                         
                                         I didn't, no.
                                         
                                         I played it a little bit.
                                         
    
                                         I heard it was, I heard like mixed things about it yeah it's um you can
                                         
                                         definitely tell it feels a lot like you know a banjo kazooie game like a lot of the the humor
                                         
                                         and the way it's presented is very similar but there's there was okay what was the thing that
                                         
                                         was throwing me off about it was before you get into that it's currently 90 off on steam um so i might just buy it it's like six
                                         
                                         dollars thing that throws me off about that kind of feels a little weird is so the way you one of
                                         
                                         the ways you progress in that game is you get to find, like, these golden pages that are basically
                                         
                                         the proxy for, like, the Jiggies where Mega Man and
                                         
                                         Kazooie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And
                                         
    
                                         rather than having, like,
                                         
                                         just, like, one world that you
                                         
                                         go into and then you do stuff and you're kind of
                                         
                                         done, as you find
                                         
                                         more pages, you can, like,
                                         
                                         sort of, like, open up more of
                                         
                                         the same world.
                                         
                                         Like, the very first world, like, when you open up, like the same world like like the very first world like when you open up
                                         
    
                                         like the second part of it there's kind of like a whole second level that opens up like a bunch
                                         
                                         other stuff and just like i don't know what that was like it kind of threw me off i was like oh
                                         
                                         there's all this other stuff here that i had no clue about until
                                         
                                         the page of that i don't know, I just feel like it's really weird. Mm-mm.
                                         
                                         I can't describe it.
                                         
                                         Well, it's got a native Linux port and a platinum rating on
                                         
                                         ProtonDB, so
                                         
                                         maybe I'll go try it out.
                                         
    
                                         I don't know.
                                         
                                         Yeah, if you get bored one day of your stream
                                         
                                         and you want to take a break from the stuff you're playing,
                                         
                                         it's like, alright, we're going to meme and play this thing.
                                         
                                         Yeah, but I've also got, like, I want to go play the first Harry Potter game, so that's also a meme game I want to take a break from the stuff you're playing it's like all right we're gonna meme and play this thing yeah but i've also got like i want to go play the first harry potter game so that's also a meme game i want to play oh yeah i mean you you play the real mean games first
                                         
                                         and if you run out of ideas you can do that one it's actually that that actually was an interesting
                                         
                                         topic have you noticed that a lot of the games that have been trying well i can only think of
                                         
                                         two but there's i'm sure
                                         
    
                                         there's probably more the two games i know of that were like supposed to be like spiritual reboots of
                                         
                                         old series just like didn't pan out super well so there's like there's ukulele which is like
                                         
                                         okay from what people seem to say the other one's the megaman one one yep mighty number nine yeah yeah i think the problem is that people have this idea it's
                                         
                                         definitely a lot of rose tinted goggles stuff like people have this idea in their head of what
                                         
                                         the series was what they want from the series and basically no matter what the developers do even if
                                         
                                         they make a great game and i'm looking at it
                                         
                                         right now ukulele has on steam mostly positive and recent reviews very positive so people like
                                         
                                         you know they like the game but no matter how good the game ends up being it's never going to be
                                         
    
                                         what the hardcore fans have in their mind of what it could be.
                                         
                                         True.
                                         
                                         There might be something else to it as well,
                                         
                                         but I think that's definitely a big part of it.
                                         
                                         And when a lot of these games
                                         
                                         also, um,
                                         
                                         they come through Kickstarter and things like that, so
                                         
                                         people know about them
                                         
    
                                         years and years in advance,
                                         
                                         and they get hyped and hyped and hyped
                                         
                                         and pretty much the only get like the only game i know of that's done that's gone through that
                                         
                                         much hype and actually come out on the other side looking better is elden ring like that
                                         
                                         that game got hyped to oblivion and then it came out and people like this is better than the hype the only game i know i think i think i might know like what part of the issue is is
                                         
                                         when they try to sort of like do these like spiritual reboots of series like of course
                                         
                                         they don't want to just make like literally the same game with different coat of paint they want
                                         
                                         to try to make it like a you know something a little something a little different innovative about it and like they'll do it and i feel like
                                         
    
                                         maybe part of the problem is it's like maybe they don't do quite enough it's like it's still like
                                         
                                         oh this is basically still just mega man with like an extra mechanic or two so like the only
                                         
                                         game i know of off top of my head that's like a Mega Man inspired game that
                                         
                                         does really well because it's
                                         
                                         pretty different is there's a
                                         
                                         Mega Man
                                         
                                         style roguelike called
                                         
                                         30XX
                                         
    
                                         yeah I'm very aware of
                                         
                                         this game Ranson talks about it
                                         
                                         a lot he's like hey I'm playing
                                         
                                         this game all the time like okay maybe I'll try
                                         
                                         it out at some point
                                         
                                         um i haven't played 30xx much but i played the first one 20xx quite a bit
                                         
                                         i hate this very good um maybe i'll play it at some point but fucking soundtrack is banging
                                         
                                         if nothing else okay i'll to listen to that then.
                                         
    
                                         I think the other thing is...
                                         
                                         A lot of people don't...
                                         
                                         They like the idea of a spiritual success,
                                         
                                         but what they really want is just more of the game.
                                         
                                         Like, you can see this especially with things that weren't a spiritual success,
                                         
                                         they were just the same game.
                                         
                                         Like the remake of Spyro and Crash. Like, it they were just the same game. Like the remake of Spyro and Crash.
                                         
                                         Like, it's literally just the same game.
                                         
    
                                         And they are really popular and people love them.
                                         
                                         And the Crash one led to a sequel being made.
                                         
                                         I don't...
                                         
                                         Yeah, I think all of these things definitely have a big...
                                         
                                         Definitely are big factors.
                                         
                                         I don't think you can pin it down to just one thing,
                                         
                                         like this is why they don't seem to do that well,
                                         
                                         but all of these definitely,
                                         
    
                                         at least from what I've seen,
                                         
                                         seem like they are big factors at least.
                                         
                                         Maybe you disagree, but...
                                         
                                         It might just be it's kind of like you can't do like an
                                         
                                         in-between very well because if you just do like a little bit different then it's like well you
                                         
                                         might as well just made the whole game yeah but if you make something really different okay now
                                         
                                         this is actually a cool spin on it right um it seems like sort of going off but what you said
                                         
                                         and what i said the ones that do well are either
                                         
    
                                         again literally just hey it's the same thing you wanted that out here you go or it's something like
                                         
                                         very different but you can tell it's very heavily derived from some kind of source material that
                                         
                                         you like again so your example would be the the crash bandicoot and the spyro one yeah my example
                                         
                                         would be 30xx which okay with this i just want to be clear i know a lot of people and the spyro one yeah my example would be 30xx which okay with this i just want to
                                         
                                         be clear i know a lot of people like the spyro remake but it's fucking awful it's it's so it's
                                         
                                         a buggy mess like i've broken that game in half without even trying i've not played crash yet
                                         
                                         from my understanding crash isn't that buggy um but the Spyro remake is really bad, really, really bad,
                                         
                                         just, just the fact that, okay, among other things, there is a bug, I want to say in Spyro
                                         
    
                                         2, um, the game lets you, so, the game allows you to set the frame rate lock,
                                         
                                         you don't want to set the framerate lock to anything besides
                                         
                                         50, I believe.
                                         
                                         Because some of the AI
                                         
                                         breaks on any other framerate.
                                         
                                         Oh, no.
                                         
                                         There are doors that are supposed to automatically open.
                                         
                                         They just don't.
                                         
    
                                         What is...
                                         
                                         I don't know shit about game programming but isn't that
                                         
                                         there's some issue where like a lot of things are like tied to the frame rate not the fucking ai
                                         
                                         physics is sometimes tied to the frame rate i don't know why your ai is tied to the frame rate
                                         
                                         like i i'm sure there's a reason for it but i don't know the reason um there's a lot of
                                         
                                         racing especially a lot of older
                                         
                                         racing games where their their speed is directly tied or the physics engine is directly tied to
                                         
                                         the frame rate so if you raise the frame rate the game goes faster and the cars go faster um
                                         
    
                                         there's a lot of games like dark souls i want to say one yeah dark souls one where the collision is tied to the frame rate so if you double it
                                         
                                         sometimes when you go down a ladder um you go through the floor uh which is a problem
                                         
                                         but yeah why your ai would be affected i would have to you know ask someone who works at toys for bob why the hell that happens
                                         
                                         it could be like an unrelated issue and the frame rate just happens to be the cause um
                                         
                                         i don't know i don't know it's definitely amusing when it happened because i stood there for like
                                         
                                         10 minutes waiting for the door to open and it didn't. And it's not even a Proton issue. I'd be fine
                                         
                                         if it was a weird Proton issue.
                                         
                                         Like with the DMC games.
                                         
    
                                         I don't know if DMC 3
                                         
                                         does this, but DMC 1 and 2
                                         
                                         some of the cutscenes just don't
                                         
                                         play on Proton because they're in a weird
                                         
                                         codec. That's fine.
                                         
                                         But what is the problem just with the game?
                                         
                                         And it just never got patched.
                                         
                                         Why is this all like this?
                                         
    
                                         Just fix it.
                                         
                                         I have to ask, I can't remember his name now.
                                         
                                         You talk to a guy who's like an indie game dev like a long time ago.
                                         
                                         Tim Kreef?
                                         
                                         Yes.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Well, he works with Godot.
                                         
                                         And I don't know what his specific practices are.
                                         
    
                                         I don't know what sort of crunch they were under when they made the Spyro remakes, like, it, it, it could have been
                                         
                                         a, it could have been developer oversight, it could have been they just didn't have time to
                                         
                                         work on this specific thing, like, they knew about the problem, and just like, ah, well,
                                         
                                         well, he's gonna leave it there, um, I, I, I don't really know. And I don't know what sort of support cycle
                                         
                                         they had after the game either.
                                         
                                         What I know is that now the bug is still in the game,
                                         
                                         which is great.
                                         
                                         But, you know, it is what it is.
                                         
    
                                         Games are fun. I love games. games games are great especially when they are
                                         
                                         they don't work like the new pokemon games i actually saw some amusing copium about that um
                                         
                                         so there are some people going around saying the games are not as buggy as they actually are.
                                         
                                         A lot of the bugs that people are seeing are emulation bugs.
                                         
                                         Which I wouldn't be surprised if some of the graphical bugs are emulation bugs.
                                         
                                         I'll give you that.
                                         
                                         But I don't think issues with backwards long jump is an emulation bug
                                         
                                         or falling through the world is an emulation jump emulation bug like those
                                         
    
                                         little that's sorry so wait where were people saying that those bugs that were
                                         
                                         saying were because it was being emulated there were some people that
                                         
                                         were saying yeah they're saying that the the extent of the bugs we're seeing is because of the emulation the funny thing about the
                                         
                                         emulation is um if people were emulating it the frame rate wouldn't be as bad um yeah it runs
                                         
                                         better emulated yeah there's someone who made like a four scale uh 4k upscale and it runs a solid 60 fps it's such a mess i love it i was like because
                                         
                                         like when you said i was like wait no way it runs better on emulation what the fuck are they talking
                                         
                                         about i love that uh the switch is the first console where like first home console, DS was kind of like this as well, first home console
                                         
                                         where it emulates
                                         
    
                                         better during
                                         
                                         the generation. Like, usually
                                         
                                         usually
                                         
                                         we have to wait a little bit. Like, you know,
                                         
                                         nowadays you can go do
                                         
                                         4K upscale DS games
                                         
                                         or 4K upscale PS2.
                                         
                                         But, like,
                                         
    
                                         PS3 games, obviously PS3 is a weird architecture like 360 360 a lot
                                         
                                         more sensible architecture even that's just now getting to the point where it's surpassing what
                                         
                                         the 360 was and like the ps4 and xbox one even though they're basically pcs at this point
                                         
                                         they are still really difficult to emulate.
                                         
                                         But then the Switch is so underpowered,
                                         
                                         like it was out of date when it came out,
                                         
                                         that you can already emulate it on like mid-tier GPUs.
                                         
                                         I kind of want to try that at some point,
                                         
    
                                         but I'll worry about that later.
                                         
                                         The only issue with Switch stuff right now is, unlike older older consoles it's a bit harder to get your hands on um get your hands on the firmware get your hands on rom dumps things like that oh true yeah but that that'll happen like
                                         
                                         over time yeah i actually surprisingly when i played through the new Pokemon game, I almost had none of the bugs happen.
                                         
                                         A lot of people were showing up.
                                         
                                         Wow.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I think only bug that I saw happen was,
                                         
                                         was it was sometimes when you like throw out the Pokemon to fight,
                                         
                                         it just, it just, it just fell to the floor i think it happened
                                         
    
                                         like once yeah yeah other than just you know just the shit frame rate i mean that's still obviously
                                         
                                         not gonna be a thing but other than that i didn't really have any other bugs happen i love how many
                                         
                                         of the bugs are just great for like speedrunners Like the backwards long jump to get up any hill.
                                         
                                         Being able to throw a Pokeball
                                         
                                         at a Pokemon over a ledge
                                         
                                         and just teleport across the ledge.
                                         
                                         Just dumb things like that.
                                         
                                         I don't know what the speedruns like at this point
                                         
    
                                         for Scarlet and Violet. Let's go check.
                                         
                                         I don't know if there's any official categories
                                         
                                         yet.
                                         
                                         Pokemon, Scarlet, i can't spell violet
                                         
                                         speed run is there i never watched the speed run the only thing i know about i guess
                                         
                                         what i assume would probably be used for a speed run is i've seen people figure out a way to get
                                         
                                         out of the starting area without picking a Pokemon.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I saw that as well.
                                         
    
                                         Definitely saw that as well.
                                         
                                         So for the any% run,
                                         
                                         it is five hours right now,
                                         
                                         which I guarantee,
                                         
                                         it's an any%, it's going to get much faster than that.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         Wait, turbo used? Wait wait are people using turbo controllers are we going back to the fucking ps2 yeah boy oh i love it that is awesome
                                         
                                         turbo what the hell last time i had a fucking turbo controller it's probably super nintendo's last time i asked a turbo controller i had a turbo button on a ps2
                                         
    
                                         control um i don't know if i ever used it i just i didn't know what the button did
                                         
                                         yeah i think i had one for super nintendo i don't know if i ever used it much
                                         
                                         so i was one of these weird people that i almost figured out a way to press the buttons almost
                                         
                                         just as fucking fast as the terrible button would let you do wait did you have wait were you one of
                                         
                                         the people that had a like a shitty third party controller that you would let other people use that
                                         
                                         you would get like the good controller or the main
                                         
                                         like the first party one and then anyone else would get this shit one that you just have sitting
                                         
                                         around i didn't i know someone that did though okay because i i went through a couple of
                                         
    
                                         third-party ps2 controls and I did have a couple
                                         
                                         that were not
                                         
                                         that were definitely not good
                                         
                                         and old mad
                                         
                                         cats
                                         
                                         I actually
                                         
                                         I had a friend who
                                         
                                         was actually a fan of
                                         
    
                                         mad cats like he
                                         
                                         he didn't just have them
                                         
                                         because
                                         
                                         he actually got them on purpose
                                         
                                         well i'm like you're that saying one man's trash is the man's treasure i suppose
                                         
                                         like mad cats is still around what are they even making nowadays um is there anything sensible
                                         
                                         Is there anything sensible?
                                         
                                         That is... That's a ridiculous looking mouse,
                                         
    
                                         but it looks better.
                                         
                                         I think this should take you to it.
                                         
                                         Yes.
                                         
                                         That just looks like a gamer mouse now.
                                         
                                         It's not even that crazy of a gamer mouse.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I think I looked them
                                         
                                         up one time when I was bored and I was like,
                                         
                                         oh, they're basically just like
                                         
    
                                         knock-off Razer and
                                         
                                         other stuff now, it seems like.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I'm pretty much full in on
                                         
                                         Logitech at this point.
                                         
                                         Mainly just because Logitech stuff, you can
                                         
                                         actually configure properly under Linux.
                                         
                                         I'd be
                                         
                                         happy to use Razer stuff. I know Razer's
                                         
    
                                         got this reputation, you know, Razer stuff's gonna break, it's bad quality
                                         
                                         whatever. Like, I've used Razer stuff in the past and at least back then it was
                                         
                                         pretty good. I don't think I've ever had a piece of Razer peripheral just like take a
                                         
                                         shit earlier than I thought it normally would. No, not really. It may just be that
                                         
                                         like, you know, Razer's on top and
                                         
                                         there's always going to be people
                                         
                                         that hate whatever is the cool thing
                                         
                                         to use.
                                         
    
                                         Look, some of those
                                         
                                         things do deserve it.
                                         
                                         I just remembered what the last
                                         
                                         Mad Catz thing I ever had
                                         
                                         was and I
                                         
                                         actually broke it in rage.
                                         
                                         It was a fucking Mad Cat's dance pad for xbox 360
                                         
                                         wait why did you have a dance pad what were you using it for
                                         
    
                                         edr oh okay yeah it just it just wouldn't pick up when you fucking stepped on it half the fucking
                                         
                                         time and i literally what did i do i unplugged it picked it up smashed the like plastic part
                                         
                                         that connected to the pad and then i think i ripped the pad up because it was such a piece
                                         
                                         of fucking shit i took ddr really fucking seriously at one point and that shit made me super mad
                                         
                                         i never actually uh i never got i've played like ddr once or twice in an arcade
                                         
                                         but I've never actually gotten into DDR
                                         
                                         oh
                                         
                                         I had to tell you about the game that actually got me
                                         
    
                                         like super interested in DDR
                                         
                                         oh no
                                         
                                         it was
                                         
                                         I think it was
                                         
                                         was that Wii?
                                         
                                         I think it was Wii
                                         
                                         there was a Mario
                                         
                                         spin off DDR game
                                         
    
                                         It's so bad
                                         
                                         What?
                                         
                                         I can't remember what it's called
                                         
                                         Dance Dance Revolution
                                         
                                         Mario Mix
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah, that's it
                                         
                                         What the f-
                                         
                                         So bad
                                         
    
                                         But just playing that game
                                         
                                         Sort of got me into Playing playing those kinds of like dance
                                         
                                         pad games that i got like i think the first like ddr game that's not that fucking crap that i just
                                         
                                         told you about that i actually got was a dance dance revolution supernova on ps2? I'm just watching Mario do this really janky dance
                                         
                                         right now.
                                         
                                         What is
                                         
                                         this?
                                         
                                         I played it in the
                                         
    
                                         lobby of the community college that I used to
                                         
                                         go to.
                                         
                                         That's awesome.
                                         
                                         Oh, what a stupid
                                         
                                         game.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         That's one of those we all talk about that game.
                                         
                                         I didn't really get super into rhythm games,
                                         
    
                                         but I was a big fan of Guitar Hero.
                                         
                                         I didn't own a Guitar Hero controller myself
                                         
                                         just because they were expensive and all that,
                                         
                                         but I did have some cousins that had Guitar Hero controllers
                                         
                                         and anytime I'd go to their place,
                                         
                                         absolutely play it.
                                         
                                         Very big fan of Guitar Hero.
                                         
                                         I had Guitar Hero 2, 3,
                                         
    
                                         Rock Band 1,
                                         
                                         and DJ Hero 1 and 2.
                                         
                                         Give me one second.
                                         
                                         Oh, okay.
                                         
                                         That's fine.
                                         
                                         Someone had a vacuum
                                         
                                         or something on the computer.
                                         
                                         I sadly
                                         
    
                                         did have SingStar.
                                         
                                         That was
                                         
                                         not great.
                                         
                                         I don't think I remember that.
                                         
                                         Singstar?
                                         
                                         Singstar.
                                         
                                         I see the cover-up.
                                         
                                         I might recognize it.
                                         
    
                                         It's basically the singing aspect of those music games.
                                         
                                         Which...
                                         
                                         You know, it's not it's not good
                                         
                                         i mean they tried this is like one of the super early games kind of like that yeah
                                         
                                         what i uh what i realized much later when trying out these games is the singing doesn't actually
                                         
                                         matter it just matters the pitch you're at. Pitch, yep.
                                         
                                         So nowadays... You get a lot of like the super, super new ones,
                                         
                                         but even like the later like rock band and guitar hero games,
                                         
    
                                         they're still the same way.
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         I think the last time I played a game like that,
                                         
                                         it was like a New Year's party a couple of years back.
                                         
                                         Everyone was drunk,
                                         
                                         which is the best way to play those games.
                                         
                                         Yeah, boy.
                                         
                                         Never.
                                         
    
                                         Look, I respect people
                                         
                                         who get super into Guitar Hero
                                         
                                         or Rock Band or anything like that
                                         
                                         and you actually become good
                                         
                                         at playing the instruments,
                                         
                                         but I'm not going to do that.
                                         
                                         I'm definitely not going to do that.
                                         
                                         It's a party game
                                         
    
                                         through and through for me.
                                         
                                         Same with things like Smash.
                                         
                                         I get it.
                                         
                                         People like getting good at these games.
                                         
                                         But like, that's not for me.
                                         
                                         That's definitely not for me.
                                         
                                         I'm going to go play something else.
                                         
                                         And you can go ruin all the fun when you become too good at these games.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         too good at these games yeah or you get at least or at least you get good enough and you uh make the wrong people angry when you beat them there's that was a that was that was a problem
                                         
                                         at a gaming club we had back at college oh okay yeah there was um there was a couple of uh
                                         
                                         there was probably three or four people in there who were like what I assume are like
                                         
                                         above average or better at Smash.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         There were two or three people in there
                                         
                                         that I'm not using this word to be mean.
                                         
    
                                         Like they actually were.
                                         
                                         They were autistic.
                                         
                                         And one of them had a really fucking bad temper problem.
                                         
                                         There were two incidences where he got super pissed
                                         
                                         that somebody just wanted to beat him.
                                         
                                         One time, he just broke the controller.
                                         
                                         It wasn't his controller, by the way.
                                         
                                         It was someone else's controller.
                                         
    
                                         And the second time, he threw the controller at the person.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I had someone exactly like this in my gaming club at uni as well.
                                         
                                         But the funny thing is, this guy also played Smash all the time.
                                         
                                         So there's no reason for him to have been bad.
                                         
                                         He's just bad at the game.
                                         
                                         He skipped class to play Smash sometimes,
                                         
                                         but was just really bad at the game.
                                         
                                         I think at least one of
                                         
    
                                         these dudes they were like that too they played the game literally all the time but they just
                                         
                                         i don't know they just didn't they just didn't improve at a certain point
                                         
                                         they hit a sea leg and they were stuck there
                                         
                                         maybe they're just playing bad character gotta play gotta go with the meta
                                         
                                         always pick the meta well the funny
                                         
                                         part is i was the one that usually played bad characters bad characters are the fun characters
                                         
                                         like i don't know why you don't always just do like meta stuff all the time but yeah because
                                         
                                         like i didn't care that he wasn't i don't at least i don't think he was that good as soon as i saw when they were showing like
                                         
    
                                         previews of that of the that'd be we switch the we smash i think that was what it was uh
                                         
                                         he was like that they had megaman in it i was like there's no way i'm not playing megaman in that game
                                         
                                         like i didn't what do i usually play when I play Smash?
                                         
                                         I don't know.
                                         
                                         I usually pick someone with a sword.
                                         
                                         Like, swords are cool.
                                         
                                         There's a lot of fucking characters like that, though.
                                         
                                         Jesus Christ.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, look, I think when I played...
                                         
                                         Actually, to be fair, when I say ignore the meta, play fun,
                                         
                                         I played...
                                         
                                         I believe I played Meta Knight a lot of the time in brawl and meta night if i
                                         
                                         recall was one of the upper tier characters it was my memory yeah yeah uh so ignore what i'm saying
                                         
                                         but like you know sometimes the uh the dumb characters are not the uh the meta characters
                                         
                                         as well like one of the games where...
                                         
                                         I think the first game where I really just...
                                         
    
                                         I noticed how much people care about the meta
                                         
                                         is when I got into Battlefield 3.
                                         
                                         Because at the start, everyone was playing different weapons,
                                         
                                         things like that.
                                         
                                         And then when I got towards the end of the game's life cycle,
                                         
                                         M16A3.
                                         
                                         Nothing but M16s
                                         
                                         it's like okay this
                                         
    
                                         like guys there's all of these other fun weapons
                                         
                                         like grab the FAMAS
                                         
                                         it's got like 1100
                                         
                                         uh what is it
                                         
                                         it flies like 1100
                                         
                                         rounds per minute or something stupid
                                         
                                         it's like you unload your entire
                                         
                                         mag in a second like this is a
                                         
    
                                         dumb weapon just use it
                                         
                                         what was the first game that i played that had a meta that i guess made me figure out the fuck
                                         
                                         a meta even was i'm pretty sure it was world warcraft ah yeah it was positive world warcraft
                                         
                                         yep yep because your damage was too low on the meters well it wasn't even just that like there were literally back in like
                                         
                                         vanilla wow there were literally builds that just like they they just shit like that's fair
                                         
                                         even though we had like a token we had a token ret paladin but like ret paladin is
                                         
                                         garbage in actual progression and rating
                                         
                                         that's what i kind of like about about playing 14
                                         
    
                                         there is very
                                         
                                         people will be like, ah, you know
                                         
                                         there's no clear better job
                                         
                                         you know, there's no
                                         
                                         if you look at the damage meters
                                         
                                         there's very clearly a
                                         
                                         clearly a better job
                                         
                                         there was a big fucking stink about it for a while there too
                                         
    
                                         yeah, there's a
                                         
                                         if you go on the forums every so often
                                         
                                         why does Square Enix hate machinists so much there was a big fucking stink about it for a while there too yeah there's a you know if you go on the forums every so often be like
                                         
                                         why does Square Enix hate
                                         
                                         machinists so much
                                         
                                         that's a good
                                         
                                         fucking question actually or you know
                                         
                                         why does every single patch
                                         
    
                                         Gunbreaker get a buff
                                         
                                         Gunbreaker does not need a fucking
                                         
                                         buff this job does
                                         
                                         too much it's basically a
                                         
                                         DPS that has tank defense um i ain't gonna say
                                         
                                         shit that's the only tank i play oh i love young breaker it's a lot of fun um but like
                                         
                                         unless you get into doing ultimates and stuff most people just don't care as long as everything gets done honestly the thing that matters more in 14 is when
                                         
                                         when you have a bad healer and a bad tank that are just taking it way too slow like doing dungeons
                                         
    
                                         and stuff when you have a a tank that's so afraid to do more than a single pull it's like can you
                                         
                                         especially in modern dungeons where they're designed to like so you
                                         
                                         can't like pull the entire dungeon
                                         
                                         I'm going through
                                         
                                         shadowbringers right now and like
                                         
                                         there's a lot of dungeons where they just hard cap
                                         
                                         how far you can progress like you can't
                                         
                                         you cannot be overwhelmed
                                         
    
                                         pretty much every single dungeon in
                                         
                                         at least shadowbringers
                                         
                                         is basically made where
                                         
                                         there's like a section where you can pull like
                                         
                                         two or three packs and then you literally run into a wall you can't go until you kill the packs yeah
                                         
                                         i it's always funny when i uh so i i was maining healer for a while so it's very funny when i i'm
                                         
                                         playing tank now and i have a healer complain to me that they physically are not able to get
                                         
                                         the healing numbers out like mate don't talk to me right now do not pretend keep up yeah yeah
                                         
    
                                         they're like oh i can't i can't heal enough to keep you alive it's like oh bullshit do not talk
                                         
                                         to me like that and then a lot of the time i look at their gear and it's like they're
                                         
                                         where they actually can't keep up because they're geared like a hundred eye level under god well
                                         
                                         well do you even be able to cue them what it's like it's not made a hundred eye level but like
                                         
                                         they'll have very clear like they'll be at like min eye level um oh yeah i mean sure but even then like sure
                                         
                                         just use your fucking just use your fucking out gcds what the fuck is that
                                         
                                         yeah stop pressing your damage buttons as much just heal you'll be fine
                                         
                                         there are cases with like or just be white mage and just roll your face over the holy key
                                         
    
                                         and you just don't heal just let your fairy do it i love scholars so much fun you just don't heal. Just let your fairy do it.
                                         
                                         I love scholars so much fun.
                                         
                                         I just don't have to play the job.
                                         
                                         Literally up until like level 70,
                                         
                                         you don't have to press a heal button.
                                         
                                         Your fairy just doesn't have heal.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         It's such a broken heal. I see why people like it for dungeon progression.
                                         
    
                                         It just makes sense.
                                         
                                         But I get it
                                         
                                         if you get a bit overwhelmed
                                         
                                         playing a Sage, for example.
                                         
                                         Like that, shield healers can be
                                         
                                         a little...
                                         
                                         Shield healers are
                                         
                                         great when things are going well,
                                         
    
                                         but the second things stop going well,
                                         
                                         you know, it can be a problem.
                                         
                                         But still, like, none of the healers struggle on content.
                                         
                                         If you're struggling with it, that's a skill issue.
                                         
                                         That's not, like, I'm sure there's issues
                                         
                                         with, like, higher tier content
                                         
                                         and, like, parsing and stuff like that,
                                         
                                         but, like, I don't think there's a single issue
                                         
    
                                         getting through any of the content like just getting through it with any of the jobs no no
                                         
                                         there's not unless everyone is just bad like that's that's your only problem just get good
                                         
                                         i don't know apparently i've been surprised at how
                                         
                                         uh skilled some people have encountered are sometimes
                                         
                                         uh sorry i didn't catch what you said my audio just broke for a second
                                         
                                         i said i said i don't know apparently i've been surprised a few times how
                                         
                                         skilled divisions of people can be in that game yeah i'm just like did you just did just not read
                                         
                                         your tooltips you just not read what things do? I don't know, huh?
                                         
    
                                         There's, uh, especially, uh, you know,
                                         
                                         pugs can be a bit, a bit of a problem sometimes.
                                         
                                         Um, I think you're going to run into that
                                         
                                         where, like, anywhere you go, though.
                                         
                                         People are going to be like,
                                         
                                         when you're just playing with random players you're always going to run into like you know
                                         
                                         those people who are way too into the game and then on the other side the most casual of casual
                                         
                                         players don't even bother to buy like gear that's at a good level don't bother to read any of the tooltips fucking
                                         
    
                                         click the click the icons in their bar don't even use like the number keys or like an mmo mouse um
                                         
                                         but you know that's that's the pain you get either way okay i can't say anything about
                                         
                                         the clicking i've always been like a hybrid like hotkey clicker in between right well the way i always played wow because i don't play 14 on
                                         
                                         keyboard yeah is anything that i had to use frequently those were hotkeyed if there were
                                         
                                         cooldowns i clicked them right okay that's how I play. That's fair.
                                         
                                         I just saw how many buttons there were.
                                         
                                         I was like, I'm just not even going to try to click these.
                                         
                                         I'm just going to use the number buttons.
                                         
    
                                         Now I have my G600.
                                         
                                         All the buttons I need are on the mouse.
                                         
                                         We're good to go, pretty much.
                                         
                                         Hmm. But but you know
                                         
                                         look if you can
                                         
                                         I've seen some people that click the
                                         
                                         hotbars and actually
                                         
                                         do it surprisingly
                                         
    
                                         well
                                         
                                         the only issue is when you miss
                                         
                                         and then you
                                         
                                         take your target off
                                         
                                         at least nowadays
                                         
                                         there's the auto-retarget
                                         
                                         thing, but when that didn't exist,
                                         
                                         yeah, that could be
                                         
    
                                         a bit of a problem.
                                         
                                         Have you seen...
                                         
                                         Have you seen...
                                         
                                         I guess it's like
                                         
                                         mods
                                         
                                         for 14 that change
                                         
                                         class animations and stuff? I seen uh quite a few of them
                                         
                                         those are i've seen like a few that i was like those are super fucking cool they should
                                         
    
                                         i actually that would be something that swings because i actually put in that game
                                         
                                         to actually monetize a little bit better actually if they really wanted to was make it so that you
                                         
                                         could uh hot swap out out animations and stuff.
                                         
                                         Or even do partnerships with the games.
                                         
                                         Like, hey, you can buy... I saw this one that was a
                                         
                                         DMC
                                         
                                         animation for
                                         
                                         Dark Knight, I want to say?
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, it was a
                                         
                                         Dante animation set
                                         
                                         for Dark Knight, and there was a
                                         
                                         virtual animation set for Sam Knight and there was a virtual animation set
                                         
                                         for Samurai.
                                         
                                         And they both look
                                         
                                         really, really good.
                                         
                                         And like
                                         
    
                                         having some sort of collaboration
                                         
                                         with those other
                                         
                                         IPs would be
                                         
                                         it would be neat.
                                         
                                         The issue
                                         
                                         The issue is that, you know,
                                         
                                         there's already people that say that XIV's not even really a Final Fantasy game.
                                         
                                         It's just basically like a Final Fantasy...
                                         
    
                                         It's a Final Fantasy theme park at this point.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         And that just like, you know, throw that in the bin even further.
                                         
                                         Now it's not even a Final Fantasy theme park.
                                         
                                         It's just a theme park for anything.
                                         
                                         That's what you see in a lot of
                                         
                                         Korean games,
                                         
                                         where they'll just have collabs with just
                                         
    
                                         anything.
                                         
                                         Well, Phantasy Star Online 2 is like that.
                                         
                                         Yeah, Phantasy Star Online 2 is definitely
                                         
                                         like that.
                                         
                                         I think they could...
                                         
                                         They just did a collab with a melty blood
                                         
                                         far back sure okay why not i was like what the fuck is the fire game what the
                                         
                                         there was a short period of time where i was like i'm gonna go try out fantasy star to like
                                         
    
                                         because there was the um the new whatever it is, the new expansion.
                                         
                                         Yeah, New Genesis, that thingy.
                                         
                                         And then I looked at the download size and it was like 110 gig.
                                         
                                         I was like, you know, I'm not going to.
                                         
                                         Maybe let's not do that.
                                         
                                         Well, it's probably a better idea that you didn't do that.
                                         
                                         So, like, here's...
                                         
                                         New Genesis looks great.
                                         
    
                                         Mm.
                                         
                                         But the problem is,
                                         
                                         they released that shit way too early.
                                         
                                         So, like, there are tons of, like,
                                         
                                         things that just exist in the base game
                                         
                                         that just don't exist in New Genesis.
                                         
                                         Uh-huh.
                                         
                                         There's no player...
                                         
    
                                         I think there is now,
                                         
                                         but there was no player housing for there is now but there was no
                                         
                                         player housing for like two fucking years or something um just like a lot of the stuff that's
                                         
                                         in base game is not in new genesis and you just i know for a long while there it just felt like
                                         
                                         this this is just you know this isn't this isn't even a done game i feel like i'm like
                                         
                                         basically like paying to like beta test your fucking game with this boy.
                                         
                                         Right, right, okay.
                                         
                                         Isn't that how it feels to play a lot of MMOs though?
                                         
    
                                         Nothing's
                                         
                                         ever finished.
                                         
                                         Especially if you go outside of like the big MMOs
                                         
                                         start playing a lot of the smaller ones.
                                         
                                         She's like, ah
                                         
                                         well
                                         
                                         here's what it is
                                         
                                         experience it as it is
                                         
    
                                         and experience it as it slowly
                                         
                                         progressively gets to a
                                         
                                         complete state
                                         
                                         but
                                         
                                         is what it is
                                         
                                         yes
                                         
                                         actually I saw this really dumb thing recently
                                         
                                         I'll send you a link to it
                                         
    
                                         so you know how like everything
                                         
                                         like on the face of the planet eventually gets a doom port really dumb thing recently. I'll send you a link to it. So, you know how, like, everything like,
                                         
                                         on the face of the planet
                                         
                                         eventually gets a Doom port?
                                         
                                         Um,
                                         
                                         this is, this is not a Doom port
                                         
                                         to Unity, okay? That's not what
                                         
                                         this is.
                                         
    
                                         This is a Doom port to the
                                         
                                         Unity editor.
                                         
                                         Specifically, running it
                                         
                                         inside of, like, your, your editor window.
                                         
                                         What the fuck?
                                         
                                         You know, I need to take a break while I'm doing work on my game.
                                         
                                         I'm just gonna play Doom in the editor.
                                         
                                         Like, what even, what even is this?
                                         
    
                                         Why?
                                         
                                         Why is, why does this happen?
                                         
                                         Like, I get the
                                         
                                         Doomport meme. It's great,
                                         
                                         but like...
                                         
                                         Of all things...
                                         
                                         I don't
                                         
                                         understand. I genuinely don't
                                         
    
                                         understand. I need it for a
                                         
                                         reference.
                                         
                                         But
                                         
                                         to be fair, if I was in like
                                         
                                         a game development class in in high school or something...
                                         
                                         I might be playing it.
                                         
                                         I've talked about it plenty of times, but during high school and even during class,
                                         
                                         there were plenty of times where, because all of us had laptops,
                                         
    
                                         we were just playing games.
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah. because all of us had laptops um we were just playing games like yeah yeah we're just like
                                         
                                         halo 1 cod 4 urban terror you know just gonna chill basically screw your work i'm gonna play games
                                         
                                         so um i was in that would have been that would have been
                                         
                                         in high school that's how my uh that i was in a class
                                         
                                         which is called like cisco
                                         
                                         which is basically was like a
                                         
                                         high school equivalent of like learning like
                                         
    
                                         how like intro like
                                         
                                         computer and networking stuff
                                         
                                         okay um literally
                                         
                                         all we did every single time that we were
                                         
                                         allowed to like go do
                                         
                                         something over on the actual like computer lab part of the room besides just getting like,
                                         
                                         everyone would just get their shit done super fast.
                                         
                                         Then everyone else would basically just either play runescape or watch flash
                                         
    
                                         game movie stuff.
                                         
                                         Then there was like a group of dudes in the back who would play lands,
                                         
                                         dark rap.
                                         
                                         I think
                                         
                                         the only problem with us playing runescape is my school did have a very locked down uh
                                         
                                         locked down network so you couldn't get into things like that but anything local that's gonna
                                         
                                         work pretty well yeah boy i think nowadays a lot of the schools sort of, they've caught up with locking things down.
                                         
                                         But like in those earlier days of giving,
                                         
    
                                         giving people access to computers,
                                         
                                         a lot of IT departments didn't exactly know what they should be doing.
                                         
                                         Like if you work in school IT,
                                         
                                         you're generally not like the cream of the crop. Not saying
                                         
                                         that you're, like, necessarily
                                         
                                         bad at your job,
                                         
                                         but, like,
                                         
                                         you know,
                                         
    
                                         if you go to become a teacher of,
                                         
                                         you know, mathematics, there's a reason
                                         
                                         why you're doing that and not, you know,
                                         
                                         being a mathematician. If you
                                         
                                         work in school IT, there's a reason
                                         
                                         you're working there, as opposed If you work in school IT, there's a reason you're working there
                                         
                                         as opposed to working at some, like,
                                         
                                         big, uh, data security company.
                                         
    
                                         Probably, yeah.
                                         
                                         And the pay's much lower,
                                         
                                         so you're gonna, you know, obviously
                                         
                                         attract much, uh, lower quality staff.
                                         
                                         Kind of lower wage, lower effort.
                                         
                                         Yeah, boy. Exactly. But, uh, yeah, they had no idea what they were doing. lower quality stuff kind of lower wage lower effort yeah exactly
                                         
                                         but uh yeah they they had no idea what they're doing
                                         
                                         they eventually caught on a little bit um and like started blocking down like specific ports
                                         
    
                                         these games would play on but most of the time you could just change the port so it's like
                                         
                                         yeah it got so bad at one point that
                                         
                                         they actually started it like straight up rootkit software they had on the computers it would just
                                         
                                         delete the game files like even if it's on an external usb if you plug that device in it would yeet the files off of it. Oh. Which, uh,
                                         
                                         I
                                         
                                         led to some people doing
                                         
                                         amusing things, like naming
                                         
                                         their, uh,
                                         
    
                                         like, assignment files
                                         
                                         a certain way.
                                         
                                         Just to make excuses
                                         
                                         for why they didn't have it.
                                         
                                         Oh, man.
                                         
                                         Uh.
                                         
                                         That was a fun time. I think the best part about that was actually a great example of how bad it was um was that when i first started going there the admin password was
                                         
                                         just admin like guys guys guys what are you doing try Try. At least try, please. And then I think they changed it to, like, someone's birthday.
                                         
    
                                         And she's like, guys, what are you doing?
                                         
                                         Eventually they said a good password,
                                         
                                         but the teachers also had, like, admin passwords as well.
                                         
                                         And a lot of them were dumb.
                                         
                                         I don't know why you would give them admin passwords,
                                         
                                         but they had admin passwords.
                                         
                                         And they would just type the password
                                         
                                         with a student standing over their shoulder sometimes
                                         
    
                                         and there were never complex passwords for the teachers so it created the exact same problem again
                                         
                                         i love it i absolutely love it. I miss those times.
                                         
                                         How's your streaming going?
                                         
                                         Well, I've got my...
                                         
                                         I've got the Pokemon stream going right now
                                         
                                         and also the Kingdom Hearts stream.
                                         
                                         I think with the Pokemon stream,
                                         
                                         we just got past...
                                         
    
                                         We just got past Flannery,
                                         
                                         so the fourth gym
                                         
                                         we're on the way to go fight
                                         
                                         what's his name? Dad
                                         
                                         the normal gym leader
                                         
                                         in Ruby and Sapphire
                                         
                                         and I didn't realise
                                         
                                         so we're doing level caps between each of the gyms
                                         
    
                                         so we're not going above whatever
                                         
                                         for anyone who doesn't know the stream I'm doing me and Rogue Ren are doing So we're doing level caps between each of the gyms. So we're not going above whatever.
                                         
                                         For anyone who doesn't know the stream I'm doing,
                                         
                                         me and RogueRen are doing a Soul Link Nuzlocke.
                                         
                                         So Nuzlocke, random Pokemon.
                                         
                                         It's randomized Nuzlocke as well.
                                         
                                         So if we catch Pokemon and that Pokemon dies,
                                         
                                         then we can never use that Pokemon again.
                                         
    
                                         We get one encounter per route.
                                         
                                         And Soul Link means basically we both catch a pokemon on that route and if either of our pokemon die then we both lose the pokemon um but i didn't realize
                                         
                                         and we're also playing with level caps so we can't go over the highest level of the gym leaders
                                         
                                         pokemon i didn't realize how little the level gap was between some of the gyms in this generation
                                         
                                         because there is some like weird backtracking
                                         
                                         that doesn't exist in the other gens.
                                         
                                         So Flannery is at like 28,
                                         
                                         but then the next gym is at 31.
                                         
    
                                         Damn, yeah.
                                         
                                         Usually it's like a five little gap,
                                         
                                         but because like there's nothing in between
                                         
                                         you going back to the uh the normal gym
                                         
                                         you just walk straight there there's just not really encounters you would go through so there's
                                         
                                         not really any way to level up much further beyond that but then i think there's a jump after that to
                                         
                                         like 40 or something it's a Yeah, it's really strange.
                                         
                                         But then with the Kingdom Hearts stream,
                                         
    
                                         pretty much it's just going through the game.
                                         
                                         I've played through this game before,
                                         
                                         so it's sort of just going back through the story and remembering what's going on.
                                         
                                         It's a DS game,
                                         
                                         so the real-time combat's not that difficult.
                                         
                                         I think I've died like once or twice,
                                         
                                         and that's just because I'm... I literally am not even trying in the combat.
                                         
                                         I'm just bashing my head against the wall and winning every fight.
                                         
    
                                         But I don't know what game I'll play after that.
                                         
                                         I'm probably not going to go straight into another Kingdom Hearts game.
                                         
                                         Maybe I could play God of War 1 or something.
                                         
                                         I mean, we need to do that as well.
                                         
                                         I was trying to think.
                                         
                                         I didn't watch it, but I seen
                                         
                                         when you were doing stuff with Ren,
                                         
                                         and I was like, man, how do you think of something
                                         
    
                                         that me and Brody can play? I'm trying to think of something.
                                         
                                         I'm sure there's something.
                                         
                                         I'm sure there's something.
                                         
                                         I don't... Like... Yeah, I don know if you if you do come up with something i'd
                                         
                                         be more than happy to play pretty much anything do you um do you ever want to or have any interest
                                         
                                         in playing like i guess like very automation driven games like satisfactory something like that I have
                                         
                                         no injury I've played my industry and my brain just melts when I play my industry
                                         
                                         it's like this is this is too big brain for me I'd probably be fine playing it off stream
                                         
    
                                         um but I cannot focus on what's happening in that game i'll have to go like watch an entire
                                         
                                         like guide to go and do so before i do anything like that um because i i don't really play rts
                                         
                                         games firstly that much anyway and then combine that with factory management as well and then
                                         
                                         it's like super complex factory management i've seen some of the ridiculous stuff that exists later in that game.
                                         
                                         And like the,
                                         
                                         it's stuff that you would not work out by yourself.
                                         
                                         Like you have to just be reading the wiki.
                                         
                                         That's true.
                                         
    
                                         But yeah,
                                         
                                         that I,
                                         
                                         I respect people who are actually good at those games and can actually stream
                                         
                                         them as well,
                                         
                                         but it's not something that
                                         
                                         I
                                         
                                         have the knowledge
                                         
                                         to really make entertaining
                                         
    
                                         because last time I did stream Mind History
                                         
                                         it was
                                         
                                         rough
                                         
                                         it was very rough
                                         
                                         and I was in still like the very
                                         
                                         very
                                         
                                         early early tier stuff.
                                         
                                         But, hmm.
                                         
    
                                         I had to think of something else then.
                                         
                                         I'm sure there'll be something.
                                         
                                         Like, me and Ren weren't initially going to do a Pokemon Soul Link.
                                         
                                         We were going to be doing...
                                         
                                         There was a Tales of game we were going to be doing uh there was a tales of game we were gonna play over like
                                         
                                         steam remote play together the issue is that uh his game over steam remote play ran at like 3 fps
                                         
                                         um i don't know if that was because of me streaming it or something with Steam Remote Play or Linux or what it was,
                                         
                                         but yeah, it was not at all playable.
                                         
    
                                         If Square Enix ever figures out how to do that whole
                                         
                                         data center hopping from data centers that are outside your region
                                         
                                         we can play file where uh what what data center are you playing on right now crystal
                                         
                                         uh i'm like what is i'm on one of the u.s data centers now um are you had no idea yeah i moved
                                         
                                         a while back am i on crystal i think I don't think I'm on Crystal.
                                         
                                         No, I'm on Aether. Server, are you?
                                         
                                         I'm on Aether.
                                         
                                         Okay, well, I can still data hop because you're in a same region.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         I'm on Adamantoise.
                                         
                                         Well, fuck, you play Final Fantasy!
                                         
                                         Look, I'd be up for that.
                                         
                                         That'd be fun.
                                         
                                         It's been a while since I streamed any Final Fantasy.
                                         
                                         And I'm definitely...
                                         
                                         The last time I streamed, I was very bad at the game.
                                         
    
                                         I think I was still in, like, A Realm Reborn back then. And I had no idea what I was I streamed, I was very bad at the game. I think I was still in like a Rome Reborn back then.
                                         
                                         And I had no idea what I was doing.
                                         
                                         You were still a baby.
                                         
                                         Still a baby, yeah.
                                         
                                         Now I've got hundreds upon hundreds of hours in the game.
                                         
                                         You're a battle scar.
                                         
                                         Every so often I run slash playtime
                                         
                                         and then I get very depressed
                                         
    
                                         with how much my playtime says already.
                                         
                                         I don't know how much playtime I have on there.
                                         
                                         You don't want to know how much playtime you have on there.
                                         
                                         I do.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I was on Oceanic.
                                         
                                         The issue with...
                                         
                                         I don't know if someone's going to get...
                                         
                                         Last time I made a clip of talking about Oceanic,
                                         
    
                                         someone in my comment section was like getting all coping about it
                                         
                                         it's not that bad here, the reason I left
                                         
                                         is because you can't queue for things
                                         
                                         I
                                         
                                         I was trying to do
                                         
                                         the second stage of the
                                         
                                         Stormblood Alliance raid that I'm forgetting
                                         
                                         the name of
                                         
    
                                         I don't know
                                         
                                         Lighthouse
                                         
                                         is that the second stage
                                         
                                         you said
                                         
                                         you mean the regular raid or alliance raid
                                         
                                         alliance raid
                                         
                                         yeah that's the raid around the lighthouse
                                         
                                         yeah yeah okay
                                         
    
                                         it took me I think I queued for 8 hours
                                         
                                         on oceanic and I couldn't
                                         
                                         just couldn't get
                                         
                                         there was like 5 other people queuing for it as well
                                         
                                         we just couldn't find anything because everyone i guess so alliance raids already have an issue with uh people
                                         
                                         lowering their uh their eye level just so they can only do crystal tower um and on oceanic that
                                         
                                         seems to be pretty much everything like i could i think it took me three hours to queue for
                                         
                                         the heavensward alliance raids but i could actually do those um no one was interested in doing
                                         
    
                                         in doing uh stormblood so that's surprising usually that's surprising considering that
                                         
                                         that alliance raids like usually like one of the better liked ones because it's a big homage to
                                         
                                         Final Fantasy Tactics.
                                         
                                         Yeah, but also
                                         
                                         it's one of those ones where people
                                         
                                         can fail it.
                                         
                                         Like, people know
                                         
                                         Crystal Tower. I guess, yeah.
                                         
    
                                         Like, if you wipe in Crystal
                                         
                                         Tower, there's something going really
                                         
                                         badly. Like,
                                         
                                         everyone knows Crystal Tower tower there's always at
                                         
                                         least 10 people in crystal tower that are fully aware of the mechanics um but when you get to
                                         
                                         storm blood like there are there's much less people that run it often so you know that can be an issue
                                         
                                         sure i i think i do remember also if crystal tower is just the quickest oh yeah i'm sure it is
                                         
                                         um i'm sure there are there have been instances of the group i'm with ripe wiping on a boss
                                         
    
                                         in that raid series still in general like you like a good chunk of your group has to be like really propega to wipe out some of that stuff
                                         
                                         that's fair no that's that's totally fair um but yeah i just couldn't ever queue for it that's the
                                         
                                         main reason i left and a lot of other uh it was taking me like way too long to queue for other
                                         
                                         things and i i was meaning a healer at the time. I would try to queue for leveling roulette
                                         
                                         as a healer, and it would take me 10 plus
                                         
                                         minutes. Oh, okay,
                                         
                                         yeah, that's pretty fucked. Whereas
                                         
                                         on Aether, it's literally insta-queue.
                                         
    
                                         It isn't, yep. I could be playing
                                         
                                         at, like, you know, three
                                         
                                         I play on
                                         
                                         Aether
                                         
                                         on non-peak times, and there's more people
                                         
                                         during the non-peak than there is peak on Oceanic.
                                         
                                         Damn.
                                         
                                         And then when it,
                                         
    
                                         you know,
                                         
                                         when it is peak,
                                         
                                         I just,
                                         
                                         it pretty much anything I want to queue for,
                                         
                                         it just queues pretty much instantly.
                                         
                                         And I'm not like,
                                         
                                         my ping's not that bad.
                                         
                                         It's like 180.
                                         
    
                                         And you know,
                                         
                                         there are mitigation strategies for your ping um
                                         
                                         that may i'm not going to talk about but may or may not exist um that i may or may not use
                                         
                                         i'm not confirming anything but there are mitigation strategies that exist and it plays
                                         
                                         much nicer if i mean, like,
                                         
                                         probably the only problem you'd have with
                                         
                                         slightly higher ping is if you're just trying
                                         
                                         to play, like, a really busy job.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         But, as I said,
                                         
                                         there are mitigation strategies that
                                         
                                         deal with that.
                                         
                                         Even if I had good ping, playing
                                         
                                         a high rotation job is difficult
                                         
                                         just because the game's
                                         
                                         designed like, really stupidly. Like, let's have a, let's just have a, what, a hundred millisecond
                                         
    
                                         frame, uh, animation lock for just no reason? It's like, why is this here? What, what is,
                                         
                                         what is the purpose of this? I still love the fact that, like,
                                         
                                         every time YoshiP says the game
                                         
                                         is perfectly playable
                                         
                                         at, like, 200 ping or something,
                                         
                                         it's like...
                                         
                                         Have... Like, you say that you've
                                         
                                         tested it internally. I don't believe
                                         
    
                                         that you've tested it internally
                                         
                                         if you think you can actually play the game
                                         
                                         completely fine
                                         
                                         at 200 ping. Like, that's's just stop it what are you saying
                                         
                                         you can play i mean i could but you're not doing your rotation yeah i can i can say so i could see
                                         
                                         you doing it you'd have to just like you have to make adjustments like you gotta move out of like
                                         
                                         oh great i was like way the telegraphing's not the issue like that's fine the issue is um like
                                         
                                         dual weaving dual weaving is where it becomes okay yeah yeah yeah there's no way you could play like machinist it's your opinion that's
                                         
    
                                         not happening yeah gun break is also uh also uh a little bit rough um just just a little bit uh
                                         
                                         especially once you get to the high level gun breaker and you're doing uh you know your
                                         
                                         continuation combo things like that that's
                                         
                                         that's true yeah you're just always pressing buttons um you can play it uh you but it's going
                                         
                                         to be suboptimal which you know maybe it's fine with if you're gonna if you're gonna just be
                                         
                                         perpetuating your job anyway like it doesn't if you're not gonna press the buttons or read them anyway it doesn't make a difference i ain't progging sandwich i don't give a fuck oh i actually i made
                                         
                                         the mistake of using um what's it called duty support i i'd never used it before i was like
                                         
                                         hey what's this like oh it's so bad i hate it i hate judy support because so all the npcs you have they firstly
                                         
    
                                         they are running min eye level gear which is fun enough but they also don't use multi-target
                                         
                                         they use no aoe's it's all single targets. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So every encounter takes so long.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         Okay, yeah.
                                         
                                         I mean, I have used that before.
                                         
                                         And yeah, if there's one problem with it,
                                         
                                         it's you're going to be there a while.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I get it.
                                         
    
                                         They don't want to devour the people trying to just queue up with randos
                                         
                                         because if they made it even remotely
                                         
                                         decent there'd be a lot of people
                                         
                                         that just never queue
                                         
                                         um
                                         
                                         the reason a lot of people would queue for rand things
                                         
                                         anyway is probably just to get glam stuff
                                         
                                         and if you could just speedrun it with NPCs
                                         
    
                                         why the fuck would I waste time getting a queue
                                         
                                         yeah yeah
                                         
                                         um but it's rough it's so
                                         
                                         rough but like i wanted to do it because i wanted to see i wanted it to see like hey what is uh
                                         
                                         what is your shoulder gonna do what is what is everyone gonna be doing in here
                                         
                                         and because you get some extra dialogue as well from them when they're
                                         
                                         going through it um it's not like substantial dialogue i thought the one i did was um
                                         
                                         uh the the boss makes the floor disappear and you like walk across this tightrope
                                         
    
                                         oh yep yep yep and uh when you have you You can see how the different characters will just do it differently.
                                         
                                         I think Alizé just runs across, just doesn't care at all.
                                         
                                         And Mephilia literally doesn't even make it across.
                                         
                                         She just keeps trying to walk across slowly.
                                         
                                         Literally, the event ends before she even gets there.
                                         
                                         The event ends before she even gets there.
                                         
                                         I think... And Urianger just teleports across.
                                         
                                         He's like, fuck this.
                                         
    
                                         Maybe Alisae just jumps across.
                                         
                                         I don't remember.
                                         
                                         Someone just jumps across.
                                         
                                         I don't think I ever did those dungeons with 3D support. I think i went back and did some of the walker ones
                                         
                                         ah okay yeah i am where am i up to in shadowbringers i think like
                                         
                                         like level 77 msq or something so i've still got a bit to do I've just
                                         
                                         gotten, I'm not going to say anything super
                                         
                                         spoilery, I've just
                                         
    
                                         gotten to the
                                         
                                         the light warden
                                         
                                         of
                                         
                                         what's that city
                                         
                                         with all the, where the fat
                                         
                                         cat girl lives
                                         
                                         where where the fat cat girl lives. Where the fat cat girl lives?
                                         
                                         Um,
                                         
    
                                         where,
                                         
                                         it's like the,
                                         
                                         the fancy city that
                                         
                                         hates the Crystarian.
                                         
                                         Oh,
                                         
                                         oh,
                                         
                                         you mean,
                                         
                                         uh,
                                         
    
                                         I don't,
                                         
                                         I don't talk about it.
                                         
                                         Yeah,
                                         
                                         yeah.
                                         
                                         I've just gone into the light warden
                                         
                                         for that segment.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         So I've still got a bit to do.
                                         
    
                                         Did you finish the Stormblood Alliance raid?
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah, I finished it.
                                         
                                         I felt like it was really fun.
                                         
                                         I didn't know what was happening.
                                         
                                         I'll be frank.
                                         
                                         Sometimes I just keep doing those shits and giggles.
                                         
                                         I just love those raids so much.
                                         
                                         I feel like the...
                                         
    
                                         When I got to Shadowbringers,
                                         
                                         the dungeons got a lot better as well.
                                         
                                         There's actually...
                                         
                                         A lot of the early dungeons don't really have mechanics, per se.
                                         
                                         There are mechanics there,
                                         
                                         but it's always very basic stuff.
                                         
                                         But there was this Shadowbringers
                                         
                                         dungeon I was doing. I don't remember which one it is.
                                         
    
                                         But like these
                                         
                                         dragon heads appear and will just
                                         
                                         shoot a big laser or fireball or whatever
                                         
                                         and you have to get behind this barrier
                                         
                                         and it's not a boss fight. It's just a random
                                         
                                         enemy you're fighting in there.
                                         
                                         And stuff like that actually just makes it more
                                         
                                         fun. As much as i enjoy going back
                                         
    
                                         to the early early stuff you can definitely see even with the alliance raids like as like
                                         
                                         things getting a lot better as the uh as the expansions go by
                                         
                                         i think that's oh yeah yeah yeah i I do feel bad that, you know,
                                         
                                         some of the fun stuff from Rome Reborn got removed, though.
                                         
                                         Like Westie, Cape West Wind.
                                         
                                         Oh, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         That fucker.
                                         
                                         I love it.
                                         
    
                                         Actually, I think the...
                                         
                                         Was that...
                                         
                                         Yeah, I remember doing that
                                         
                                         and people were meaning about,
                                         
                                         oh, man, I will be making.
                                         
                                         Yep.
                                         
                                         I had the same thing happen.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         I was in the cut scene and someone had posted a,
                                         
                                         a macro in chat and there was like markers all over the arena as well.
                                         
                                         Oh,
                                         
                                         they did.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         They tried harder than when I did.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         It was.
                                         
    
                                         And then we got in there.
                                         
                                         I was like,
                                         
                                         wait,
                                         
                                         it's over
                                         
                                         now now new players have you gone back and you gone back and done some of the older dungeons
                                         
                                         now they've tweaked them uh the first three i definitely did i i've usually when i'm leveling
                                         
                                         a new job from level one i uh will or or even just just a job that starts at a high level.
                                         
                                         I like to go through a couple of
                                         
    
                                         dungeons just to get
                                         
                                         my feel for it. I don't like jumping into
                                         
                                         current level content.
                                         
                                         When I started learning
                                         
                                         Gunbreaker, for example, I didn't jump
                                         
                                         in straight at whatever level Gunbreaker
                                         
                                         starts at. I started earlier
                                         
                                         just to get a general feel for it, and then I
                                         
    
                                         make my way up.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I've definitely tried out the uh redone dungeons i don't i don't hate some of them i think i i think the uh the one where you used to collect the little light bulbs, that's so much better now.
                                         
                                         That one...
                                         
                                         Sorry?
                                         
                                         That's probably the only one that I'm like,
                                         
                                         yes, I'm glad you make this not so fucking confusing and convoluted
                                         
                                         like the old version was.
                                         
                                         But some of the other ones,
                                         
    
                                         like the Copper Veil Mines,
                                         
                                         I feel like you could have left that one alone
                                         
                                         honestly yeah maybe you could i could i could see them like changing there was what boss was it
                                         
                                         only boss i'm glad i'm really glad that they changed because it was stupid was a slime boss
                                         
                                         yeah i remember doing that i think the first time I did that,
                                         
                                         I started the game as a...
                                         
                                         Whatever the base job for Paladin is.
                                         
                                         I don't remember what it's called.
                                         
    
                                         So I was playing a tank,
                                         
                                         and I was so confused about what's going on.
                                         
                                         And then when I went back to him,
                                         
                                         I'm like, oh, so I literally just stand here
                                         
                                         and do nothing for like five minutes.
                                         
                                         Like, okay, cool.
                                         
                                         That's definitely a lot better of a boss.
                                         
                                         But the final boss of Copperbell, it was fine.
                                         
    
                                         Like, I guess the only problem is
                                         
                                         a lot of people didn't understand...
                                         
                                         Well, okay, firstly,
                                         
                                         they didn't need to understand the mechanic in Copperbell
                                         
                                         for the final boss,
                                         
                                         because there wasn't a mechanic.
                                         
                                         I'm sure when Realm Reborn was current tier content
                                         
                                         and the game was, you know, you weren't so over buffed.
                                         
    
                                         Like over time potency has been increased, things like that.
                                         
                                         Also now you can just go into that max eye level perfectly fine.
                                         
                                         I'm sure it was harder back then.
                                         
                                         But nowadays I don't even know if there was a mechanic i saw like someone digging into the wall like i don't know what you're doing
                                         
                                         is is that going to affect me in some way no no
                                         
                                         one thing i do say that i think is useful about the early some of the earlier dungeons being
                                         
                                         revamped is it show if you're newer players who yeah doesn't know fuck all about anything
                                         
                                         i do like the fact that they've started to pepper in some of the more advanced mechanics that happen later at like a baby level
                                         
    
                                         in the early parts that you see them.
                                         
                                         Okay. So like, an example
                                         
                                         would be in Copperbeil Mines,
                                         
                                         the boss, yeah.
                                         
                                         He does the thing where he does
                                         
                                         like sequential telegraphs
                                         
                                         that cover most
                                         
                                         of the room. Right. You basically
                                         
    
                                         never saw that for like two or
                                         
                                         three expansions before okay
                                         
                                         that makes sense yeah yeah so it's like so it's like showing you like oh
                                         
                                         looks spooky because there's like three big ass circles covering the whole room but they're not
                                         
                                         happening all at once ah yes that one yeah okay happening and that's what's happening yeah
                                         
                                         yeah i've definitely uh i i the first time i ran across
                                         
                                         that i definitely didn't understand what was going on and then died um but then you try it a couple
                                         
                                         of times you're like oh so all we have to do is move out of the way that like there's one boss
                                         
    
                                         later on where it spawns circles around the entire arena.
                                         
                                         And all you got to do is dodge the first one and then just go back to the original spot and you're fine.
                                         
                                         Yep.
                                         
                                         Whereas you might think initially,
                                         
                                         Oh,
                                         
                                         I've got to like run around and dodge it.
                                         
                                         One thing I do wish they would introduce a little earlier is there's bosses
                                         
                                         which will do AOEs,
                                         
    
                                         but it like they'll spin in a circle
                                         
                                         so there'll be like the little icon on them where they have like the arrows going in the direction
                                         
                                         they're going um that i wish they introduced a little bit earlier just because there's a yeah
                                         
                                         it's a bit there's a couple of lines for instagram there's a couple of lines for instagram make your
                                         
                                         fucking head shit when you say the first first time. I can, um...
                                         
                                         I know which alliance raid I'm going to be
                                         
                                         in for a very long time, just because I want
                                         
                                         the gear.
                                         
    
                                         The near raids.
                                         
                                         I like
                                         
                                         the gear from the...
                                         
                                         I think
                                         
                                         the first two near raids.
                                         
                                         Third one's a little eh.
                                         
                                         I just want the, uh... I just want the uh i just want the the 2b
                                         
                                         the 2b pants but i know everyone's gonna roll greed on it without a doubt everyone needs them
                                         
    
                                         the good thing is is uh if it's five you're talking about what i think you're talking about that doesn't drop as pieces
                                         
                                         it drops as a coffer that gives you the whole thing oh that makes it even worse now you're
                                         
                                         guaranteed everyone's gonna take it everyone's gonna want it well the the funny part is is the
                                         
                                         very first time i did that rain i had no fucking clue what that was i just knee rolled on in one
                                         
                                         wow i was like oh this gave me the whole
                                         
                                         and i was like wait is this what i think it is i was like oh i'm a hot hrothgar now cool
                                         
                                         of course you play hrothgar
                                         
                                         oh god cat girl is the only correct answer.
                                         
    
                                         There was a... Actually, the...
                                         
                                         When I found out about this, I had to do it.
                                         
                                         So, if you make your retainer a female aura,
                                         
                                         she becomes a tsundere
                                         
                                         so all different races
                                         
                                         have like different dialogue but yeah as a
                                         
                                         female aura she becomes a tsundere
                                         
                                         and sometimes she decides to break character
                                         
    
                                         and is like I'm not going to indulge
                                         
                                         your
                                         
                                         fantasies
                                         
                                         I'll see if I can find
                                         
                                         the F-14
                                         
                                         female
                                         
                                         aura retainer.
                                         
                                         Female
                                         
    
                                         aura.
                                         
                                         Oh, here we go.
                                         
                                         It's not like I want to... You set here we go. It's not like I wanna...
                                         
                                         You said it too, independent.
                                         
                                         It's not like I wanna sell your items or anything.
                                         
                                         It's not like I was slaving
                                         
                                         away to make you happy or anything.
                                         
                                         It's not like I risked life and
                                         
    
                                         limb to bring you back shiny baubles
                                         
                                         or anything.
                                         
                                         Just slap a bark at the end, oh there we go.
                                         
                                         Uh...
                                         
                                         Ah, here we go a
                                         
                                         venture great it's not like I would rather
                                         
                                         spend time with you or anything and then
                                         
                                         completing the venture
                                         
    
                                         alright take your shite and quit
                                         
                                         leering at me ass what you can't seriously
                                         
                                         expect when you humor your fetishes all the time
                                         
                                         can you
                                         
                                         I love it
                                         
                                         it's beautiful
                                         
                                         as soon as I knew that was
                                         
                                         a thing I had to I absolutely had
                                         
    
                                         to
                                         
                                         uh
                                         
                                         did you ever
                                         
                                         think about um
                                         
                                         think about doing any drawing streams
                                         
                                         that
                                         
                                         my my drawing is very bad.
                                         
                                         Good, because you can have Twitch chat help.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, right.
                                         
                                         We didn't talk about that, did we?
                                         
                                         No.
                                         
                                         Yeah, so you're making a Critter extension.
                                         
                                         I am.
                                         
                                         My wife streams sometimes. And she uses critter for digital painting
                                         
                                         and one day randomly when she was drawing one of her chatters was like
                                         
                                         do it'd be funny if we could like mess with what you were doing and i was like
                                         
    
                                         holy shit you're a fucking genius and i started looking because i was like wait
                                         
                                         somebody has to have made this this seems too obvious and i looked for like a day or two and
                                         
                                         i was like fuck i there's nothing huh okay well let me do a little let me do a little reading
                                         
                                         so i did a little reading in terms of like how do you make a credit extension was how's it gotta be laid out yeah uh and
                                         
                                         had to figure out how to solve some problems because of how i wanted to build it but as of
                                         
                                         right now i do actually have a functioning extension if you start it twitch chat can put
                                         
                                         in certain commands that will do very basic things
                                         
                                         to your credit instance,
                                         
    
                                         like what the colors you're using
                                         
                                         or change the brush size.
                                         
                                         That's the basic stuff.
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         I had plans later to
                                         
                                         not make it just chat based,
                                         
                                         but it could like listen to like
                                         
                                         channel redeems and stuff.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, do the same things
                                         
                                         and do more potentially dangerous things like
                                         
                                         i i'm pretty sure i saw an example of this i'm pretty sure there's a way programmatically in the
                                         
                                         the critter python plug-in stuff that if you give like a url you can load just pull a fucking image
                                         
                                         and just load into the document so that's fucking I can pick to somebody's been like okay yeah you know that one look if
                                         
                                         it can be done I think that's what we need to avoid doing if you don't want to
                                         
                                         get banned from Twitch. It was that.
                                         
                                         He got so obsessed if he could,
                                         
    
                                         he didn't stop to think if he should.
                                         
                                         If you were going to do that,
                                         
                                         I think it's much safer to have a list of images
                                         
                                         that can be loaded in.
                                         
                                         I would at least make it configurable.
                                         
                                         Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         Maybe the person can like
                                         
                                         white list domains and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe the person can, like, model whitelist domains or shit.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                         Arbitrary URLs would be...
                                         
                                         Maybe as an option, but yeah.
                                         
                                         That would be very dangerous.
                                         
                                         Very, very dangerous.
                                         
                                         Like, I...
                                         
                                         What is a crit...
                                         
                                         What is a critter extension written in?
                                         
    
                                         Python. Oh. Oh, okay. What is a critter extension written in?
                                         
                                         Python.
                                         
                                         Oh, okay.
                                         
                                         I thought it was going to be some internal weird language.
                                         
                                         I think... I don't know when they added it at some point.
                                         
                                         That's not a thing that's always been around.
                                         
                                         At some point, they added it in kind of like this.
                                         
                                         I looked through Critter's source code,
                                         
    
                                         because I was like...
                                         
                                         There was nothing there that gave me like auto completion in terms of like what was actually in the critter package oh yeah and i don't know like why is there a critter package here i don't
                                         
                                         know if that's here and apparently i think they use some kind of build tool that basically
                                         
                                         dynamically creates like some kind of binding between a qt code and the python version
                                         
                                         of qt stuff yeah so but that's basically what it is from i can tell uh basically it's just like it
                                         
                                         has to be structured in a certain way where it apparently uses like a desktop file like a dot
                                         
                                         desktop file to sort of like sort of like list out like the metadata about
                                         
                                         the plugin right then it expects to like point that to a directory and then it has to basically
                                         
    
                                         load the python code that's actually the reason why i had to figure out something
                                         
                                         interesting i hadn't had to do with python before which is vendor the dependencies
                                         
                                         vendor the dependencies ah okay so because i wanted to know like can you even do that i have no idea i never i've barely i've only ever written like one-off scripts i never wrote like a python
                                         
                                         project per se yeah yeah yeah um and i read about it and apparently like pip the package manager
                                         
                                         stance is like we're not fucking with it basically basically because it's too big a pain in the ass and the other and they had a perfectly reasonable
                                         
                                         reason which is for the vast majority of time that's not the solution you want to go for right
                                         
                                         right like most of the time you just want to do you just want to go with, oh, does your thing have dependencies?
                                         
                                         Well, just let Pip resolve and install the ship.
                                         
    
                                         Yep, yep, yep.
                                         
                                         If there's a situation where you can't rely on Pip being a thing,
                                         
                                         then the general next step down is just to package the whole thing as executable.
                                         
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         Then in these really weird one-off cases,
                                         
                                         this being one of them,
                                         
                                         where I can't rely on pip being available
                                         
                                         and I can't bundle as an executable
                                         
    
                                         because it has to be,
                                         
                                         the source code has to be available in a format.
                                         
                                         Now I have to vendor the shit.
                                         
                                         Right.
                                         
                                         So there actually is a tool
                                         
                                         literally called vendoring. um there's not much
                                         
                                         documentation about because it's almost it's views by very few things pip being one of them
                                         
                                         and basically what it does is is it reads the same kind of file that like pip does to install
                                         
    
                                         dependencies what it does is it pulls down the source code
                                         
                                         and actually rewrites the imports in the source code to use the local version okay
                                         
                                         and there's a bunch of little like caveat you have to figure out sometimes like
                                         
                                         it can't do that with imports that use dot notation uh-huh like import something dot something dot
                                         
                                         something it won't it doesn't it doesn't like that if that happens you have to there's like a
                                         
                                         step you have to do you have to so you assuming you're in like a git repo you have to like commit
                                         
                                         after you've pulled the vendor stuff down and vendors complain that it can't do it
                                         
                                         to like commit after you've pulled the vendor stuff down and vendors complained that it can't do it you have to change the code so that it's the way it likes it not using dot notations you
                                         
    
                                         have to create a patch file using a git diff and put it in a directory and there's like a
                                         
                                         configuration thing to say like here's my patches then run it again and what it'll do is it'll pull it down apply the patch then rewrite
                                         
                                         the code that's how i had to get like three or four things actually would vendor correctly uh-huh
                                         
                                         and the only other caveat i haven't run this is you can only vendor stuff that's written in pure
                                         
                                         python you cannot vendor stuff that has like c pure Python. You cannot vendor stuff that has C bindings or something.
                                         
                                         Right, right, right.
                                         
                                         That makes sense.
                                         
                                         That's so stupid.
                                         
    
                                         That's so dumb.
                                         
                                         So I got that to work.
                                         
                                         And actually doing this gave me an idea for another project that I started on too,
                                         
                                         which is inspired by the OBS WebSocket.
                                         
                                         Uh-huh.
                                         
                                         inspired by the OBS WebSocket.
                                         
                                         Uh-huh.
                                         
                                         Which is basically a
                                         
    
                                         embedded REST API that allows you to
                                         
                                         programmatically control Krita.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         This is because I'm sure people can think of interesting things
                                         
                                         to do with it. Oh, absolutely, yeah.
                                         
                                         Because that's basically just making a...
                                         
                                         A library version of that...
                                         
                                         That Twitch integration anyway.
                                         
    
                                         Because, like...
                                         
                                         It's just making a library...
                                         
                                         Kind of.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         It's giving you that control to modify it
                                         
                                         without having to go through the idea of
                                         
                                         using it through twitch oh yeah and see i at one point i was actually contemplating these being two
                                         
                                         separate things anyway because part of me was like well it feels kind of like weird and bloated to
                                         
    
                                         have like this one extension that like is also a twitch bot and also
                                         
                                         like can interact with twitch's apis
                                         
                                         and does the critters control stuff
                                         
                                         i did contemplate
                                         
                                         load as being like
                                         
                                         one thing that that's really all it is
                                         
                                         a twitch bot yeah um and
                                         
                                         it would specifically talk to
                                         
    
                                         the
                                         
                                         other extension that actually controls it
                                         
                                         over http request.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         But I decided just
                                         
                                         I was trying to think of like from a
                                         
                                         user's perspective, it would probably be better
                                         
                                         if there was just one thing that's just
                                         
    
                                         oh, I just fill out my stuff and ta-da, it just works.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Rather than having to like
                                         
                                         orchestrate two or three things that
                                         
                                         when this thing happens, it has to send a request
                                         
                                         over to this address
                                         
                                         that seems a little
                                         
                                         what you're saying is the Unix philosophy is confusing and stupid
                                         
    
                                         sometimes it is yeah
                                         
                                         yeah
                                         
                                         but the thing I was using to
                                         
                                         do the other project
                                         
                                         so there's a
                                         
                                         Ithon API framework
                                         
                                         called fast API that's what I thought on API framework called fast API
                                         
                                         that's what I'm
                                         
    
                                         basically following the
                                         
                                         same approach where I'm trying to
                                         
                                         vendor the whole dependency
                                         
                                         chain oh that's something I should mention about that
                                         
                                         it does not automatically resolve
                                         
                                         downstream dependencies
                                         
                                         go dig a shell yourself
                                         
                                         like this this is this is really the process i vendor
                                         
    
                                         s api i know some vast apis my project dot com or whatever it says like oh it relies on these
                                         
                                         two things okay i put those in there too under da da da try to run it get an error uh cannot da da da da this cannot import this this package
                                         
                                         doesn't exist okay which one was that okay i go to whatever the other product i think it was like
                                         
                                         starlet which is like a server thing that fast api sits on top of okay it was this error what
                                         
                                         does this need what needs this this this this this okay put those in run it again this package
                                         
                                         doesn't exist okay go to that what is that so you're gonna vendor down the entire chain pretty much at least as far as my
                                         
                                         code's touching i probably didn't put in every single thing but my code's not touching this
                                         
                                         pass i don't give a fuck sure sure yeah well you don't need to support everything you just
                                         
    
                                         need to be uh supporting what you need yes sir that is such a mess. Since I actually have that extension working,
                                         
                                         and funny enough, I had a bug that turned out wasn't my bug.
                                         
                                         If I tried to stop the chatbot from the...
                                         
                                         Then start it again, it would hang.
                                         
                                         It would freeze up.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         And I was like, well, that's weird.
                                         
                                         And I managed to figure out that it wasn't anything i was doing it's just the way that that package was written
                                         
    
                                         it just had a bug where it just hung when it tried to start again just because i think the
                                         
                                         state wasn't being cleaned up correctly yeah but i joined that dude i joined that discord server
                                         
                                         and i brought it up uh the shit they fixed it fucking three hours later wow yeah i was like that was i like this wow that's impressive i think it was like not even
                                         
                                         like an hour before we started i saw in the message because he has like the github notification
                                         
                                         stuff set up in that channel i saw a new version available i went okay changed my uh vendors.txt thing
                                         
                                         resynced my vendoring stuff ran again hey you can turn the chat button on off now cool
                                         
                                         seems like a pretty useful feature yeah so you said it's like basically working now so
                                         
                                         is it ready to use or is there still more to do um i think it's usable in its current state
                                         
    
                                         um the only part i'm gonna write up i have to write docs for because uh yeah yeah because
                                         
                                         you're running your own chat bot as part of the extension you technically have to make your own
                                         
                                         twitch developer application thing to get your own client id and client secret so i'm gonna do
                                         
                                         it right up so somebody that can clue that is knows how to do it right but once that's done it's like um everything else should be explanatory in the config and stuff
                                         
                                         yeah so can you configure like how much of an effect things are gonna have or
                                         
                                         um so my plan is because it's purely chat based right now there's going to be a configuration
                                         
                                         setting that controls kind of like a
                                         
                                         cool down when someone uses it.
                                         
    
                                         So,
                                         
                                         so I can't just spam and fuck up whatever the hell you're doing.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Uh,
                                         
                                         that I also want it to be able to just turn off just certain things,
                                         
                                         not being messed with being able to be messed with.
                                         
                                         Like if somebody doesn't want somebody to be able to change
                                         
                                         the size of their brush they can just turn it off
                                         
    
                                         yeah yeah yeah
                                         
                                         basic things like that really
                                         
                                         this is
                                         
                                         such a ridiculous project
                                         
                                         I love it
                                         
                                         well I mean
                                         
                                         if not
                                         
                                         this week then next week
                                         
    
                                         I'm definitely gonna send you a private clip.
                                         
                                         That's going to get made when somebody's trolling the fuck out of my
                                         
                                         wife.
                                         
                                         I absolutely want to say that without a doubt.
                                         
                                         Oh,
                                         
                                         I will.
                                         
                                         I know exactly what's going to happen too.
                                         
                                         Sorry.
                                         
    
                                         I know exactly what's going to happen too.
                                         
                                         Somebody's going to go brush size,
                                         
                                         500 pixels,
                                         
                                         right in the middle of her time
                                         
                                         oh so they can specify uh like how like what they want to set it to yeah so i only have four
                                         
                                         commands on there right now okay there's um one that switches the primary and the foreground
                                         
                                         background color you're using yeah uh one changes the foreground one changes
                                         
                                         the background and one changes the brush size the ones that change the foreground the background you
                                         
    
                                         have to give it rgb values yeah and then the brush size you just you just put out a number of pixels
                                         
                                         but assuming that you gave it stuff you can actually use you'll just do it on the ui i presume you've tested it with things
                                         
                                         that are not rgb values yes there's a there's a uh there's a because it has to convert it into
                                         
                                         an int because everything's a string yeah if it can't convert into it and i have a thing to catch
                                         
                                         it hey that's that's wrong because i can very quickly uh i can see that going very very badly very quickly if uh you hadn't done that
                                         
                                         well even if um if because i actually i had to figure out a certain point that i had to actually
                                         
                                         convert the thing is coming in from chat into like actual like ints like that python says is an int
                                         
                                         yeah because otherwise it just it just kind of like quietly aired out and didn't do anything
                                         
    
                                         if the extension was still running it just didn't do anything
                                         
                                         when you put the chat command in
                                         
                                         Python I think Python does
                                         
                                         do some silent
                                         
                                         I thought Python did some silent
                                         
                                         conversion if you just let it
                                         
                                         pass some stuff around
                                         
                                         it probably
                                         
    
                                         does but I just know in this one
                                         
                                         case it wasn't and maybe it was doing it
                                         
                                         might be because the code that eventually gets handled at member these are just like
                                         
                                         python bindings to like c++ code yeah so maybe it doesn't like that well it's always safer to
                                         
                                         be more explicit with it anyway just in case you want to do some error handling yeah
                                         
                                         well i hope that goes well.
                                         
                                         And, uh...
                                         
                                         I'll find out.
                                         
    
                                         Well,
                                         
                                         we're just crossing the
                                         
                                         two hour mark now, so
                                         
                                         I guess
                                         
                                         we'll end it there.
                                         
                                         And, uh...
                                         
                                         I've talked about basically nothing
                                         
                                         on this list of topics, you know i can move a
                                         
    
                                         lot of the best episodes yeah exactly i can move some of these to the solo episode of the next time
                                         
                                         um yeah uh where can people find the plugin when it's available for people to download and all that
                                         
                                         fun stuff um it'll i'll probably put at least a version of it up on github with a release that's
                                         
                                         basically just a zip archive to just and again i'll have a documentation that says like where
                                         
                                         it's supposed to go based on whether you're using linux or windows or mac or whatever yeah yeah yeah
                                         
                                         oh yeah but that once i have it uh release up that's where it'll be it'll be on github
                                         
                                         okay is there any other
                                         
                                         things you want to shout out?
                                         
    
                                         Any page you want to mention?
                                         
                                         I wouldn't consider I'm still on
                                         
                                         what I would consider an extended
                                         
                                         hiatus. No, not really.
                                         
                                         You can send
                                         
                                         people over to your wife's stream.
                                         
                                         You want to see the plugin infraction?
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
    
                                         If you
                                         
                                         choose who streams on Wednesdays and Fridays, it's Jawbone see the plugin infraction? Yeah, if you choose
                                         
                                         who streams on Wednesdays and Fridays,
                                         
                                         it's JawboneArts
                                         
                                         on Twitch.tv.
                                         
                                         If that
                                         
                                         chaos ensues, that's where it'll be.
                                         
                                         Nothing
                                         
    
                                         else you want to mention then?
                                         
                                         No, not really.
                                         
                                         Alright, that's easy.
                                         
                                         As for me, the main channel is Brody Robertson.
                                         
                                         I do Linux videos six-ish days a week.
                                         
                                         Uh, the gaming channel is Brody on Games.
                                         
                                         I do two streams a week, Thursday, Friday.
                                         
                                         Uh, right now playing through Pokemon and Kingdom Hearts 358 over two days.
                                         
    
                                         And then, if you're listening to the audio version of this,
                                         
                                         the video version is available basically anywhere you can find.
                                         
                                         No, video version is available on YouTube.
                                         
                                         If you're watching the video version,
                                         
                                         the audio version can be found basically anywhere.
                                         
                                         Yeah, I forgot my outro.
                                         
                                         Anyway, that's fine.
                                         
                                         Is what it is.
                                         
    
                                         Yeah, I'll give you the last word.
                                         
                                         What do you want to say?
                                         
                                         Nothing, because my wig game is starting to kick in.
                                         
                                         Yeah, you know what?
                                         
                                         See you guys later.
                                         
