Tell Em Steve-Dave - #303: Polaroid from Dimension Z

Episode Date: September 10, 2016

A mystery photograph provides a clue to another universe. Rationality is dismissed. The debunked is debunked. Music: Millennia - Callipygian.

Following the 2014 release of Tusk, Kevin Smith brings Harley Quinn Smith and Lily Rose Dept back to the big screen to reprise their roles in Smith's new feature, Yoga Hoasers. 15-year-olds Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie are on their smartphones constantly, singing a small band and take yoga classes. The girls will do just about anything to receive an invitation to a senior party, but when they discover the leader of a Nazi splinter group has been raising an army of monsters beneath the store where they work, the teens team up with a legendary manhunter, Johnny Depp, to stop the world threatening uprising. Join the Colleen Coalition and get your tickets today for Kevin Smith's Yoga Hoasers. In select theaters now! The time Steve Dave presents

and for We can't go to God. We'll just have to go and find John's son. This week's episode... I would rather cry than mention the feelings. Hello and welcome to Overkill. Now it's to all our evil left. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You have so many you alive. Yeah, I know because I always use them on sage. Wow. They're going to be in a bad guy.

Sometimes I'm a witch. Sometimes I'm a serial killer. So yeah, it's overkill, even done overkill in a while. It has been a while. People have been demanding it, Walt. Well, that's why I'd love to start off with some of the most unexpected and, I'm sure listeners are going to be shocked at the first overkill bit of business. This is something that they never would have expected.

Never would have heard you for maybe anywhere Let's preface this with some appropriate other clap stacklin and put them in this time. Oh Expect me to tell me job Look at everyone so fancy Does he not put in the public? I I think I think he emails that's like, hey, what's with your sound guy? You ask for a hundred claps and he doesn't put them in. Now I don't listen.

So I don't know if that's it. I don't want to like throw a decolon or a bus. Right. But why would this person write this if he's not put the thunder claps in? I can think of only one reason. By the way, Krikey Studios open for business. Take your podcasting classes now.

Oh, I'll make sure there's some appropriate Thunder claps for this. Okay. Yeah. How is he as a professor? Do you think one-on-one? Can you imagine staring at that for an hour? Well, do you think they go to his... No, you do it by Skype.

Jack? Oh, really? Yeah, I think I think that's how you learn by so so five or six people get in skyping the him and they could all see him I Don't know I thought it was one on one So no, so ten people sign up. That's a great. That's a great service if it's one I don't say that I can't be one on one because if he gets ten people sign up He's not going over the same place 10 times, that's impossible.

Oh, it's only an hour. I mean, what else is he doing? I mean, definitely not putting thunder claps in. Okay, take, there's any like a little professor student shenanigans going on? Oh, you think he's like, like when they Skype and he's in a blazer with fucking those patches on the elbows and they're in a little school girl skirt with a microphone? Yeah. Oh, hello! Hey, here you need to decree-grodio!

Time for some extra credit! Oh, you look so stressed! Oh, let's just take your shirt off and cool down a little country Hey, that's not a porn dog behind you Let's see Can't be one beginner to intermediate is sold out. Let's see Learn how to make a professional sounding podcast with producer and audio decriequer, Declin Quinn.

Each lesson takes you step by step. Four modules will take 60 to 90 minutes each. Sold out, September 19th, places available. Most of them are still opening in the September 19th. So, yeah, so like both his beginner to intermediate and advanced courses sold out, man. Wait a second. Look at this. Lessons will typically take five days to cover each module, but your schedule and pace are catered for. It's actually catered to, Declan. But we'll go ahead.

What do you think is the most important aspect of podcasting? What is this course? Well, he's doing tech. Having something that's worth saying. He can't teach you. But on the technical side. On the technical side. I mean, I guess making sure it records.

Making sure it records, which most of the time we can be sure we're doing it. I mean we're six years in and still like sometimes. It wouldn't be, it, it, it, it, it, it, it flares up, man, I think it happens to the best of them. Right. No, no, no plan is foolproof when you're recording your using technology. No. It says, the first round of courses will run for six days to account for extra material Scheduling for the one-on-one sessions is flexible Cater's to all time zones and supports a number of communication platforms Now it's just all bunch of corporate speaker like what is even we should even mean professional man He's fuck what do you mean I instead remember this is not an e-learning course where many people are streamed the same information

But private lessons. So available places are limited, so that's what he does. He keeps the classes small so that he can private lessons with me sexy deck lid. It does sound like a cinimax fucking movie for me. Just don't ask me to get on my knees. It hurt too badly. Why is it hitting the girls? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. know. I. know. I know. know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know Contest on tell us you day for for giveaway. Yeah I should do sponsor a game

Yeah, maybe we could do it today I would have a game though, but Maybe we can announce something there Well, do you know that was so close For once learn how to not put in thunder claps Learn how to ignore the request of your clients Mixing and mastering spoken word Advanced audio repair. He's got it all here man. Like if you want to do this if you want to learn all this shit and then subsequently

offer us a better deal, we'll drop that claim and we'll go with you. I taught you everything, you know, I didn't teach everything. I know. I thought we're doing overkill today. First overkill story, and I'm going to put some. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, up there. It looks like maybe you have like pre-demand, pre-scenel dementia. You, because you have like, yeah, you just all these like random thoughts placed in a row. Is this the one where I gave them a quote and you made fun of me for giving, for making it about me? I would never consider making a podcast without declin's help and honestly neither should you

Yeah, there's no better feeling than knowing Declan is working on a podcast of mine. You simply the best It's the best feeling you've ever had Well, it's a secure feeling, right? It's most secure. It's like being at mother's bosom Why is that sound like dementia though? Because all these things. Yeah, what I read everything together, if it's a creaky studio's mixed podcast, you know it's of the highest quality. I trust no other to work on my podcast.

Declan is a podcast doctor. This is all you. That's why it sounds like dementia. There's no better sound guy for you to consider. Case closed. Why is it using all my quotes? That's what I have in the very beginning. You no better sound guy for you to consider. Case closed. Why is he using all my quotes? That's what I have in the very beginning. You were like, you asked the same question. You're like, why is he using every quote?

There was like select one of these. And he's like, fuck it. Yeah. A lot of a lot of tell-of-steeved-aif quotes. And one from Kevin. Oh, he puts fucking Kevin at the top. Well fucking charity hit. Yeah.

This will bring him in. All right, fuck Tecklin. So, uh. Well, you could take this manufactured, this cheapos thunder clapout if you want. If you. Oh, rather take the week off. All right, first bit of news.

First bit of news and overkill, Q. Yeah. Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Your hair's gonna get blown back, bit of news and overkill, Q. Yeah. Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Your hair is going to get blown back soon. It might turn white, Q. It's already half white, but yeah. As a, do you know that's the truth, if an armina?

Is it really? Yeah. That your hair can turn white from being told to me. And me not immediately. Yes. Over time. Immediately, immediately white hair. 40 years later.

Yeah. And maybe white hair is just a phenomenon that definitely can happen. Can your hair turn white from fear? It does have some roots in science. I guess, no pun intended, right? Extreme fear or being frightened can't turn your hair white overnight. There is a medical condition that Can make people think it has An autoimmune condition known as alopecia

Aurelia Which can attack hair follicles blah blah blah of a person where to have a rough night getting a heated argument or experience a life Or death situation the disease could be triggered So it can happen and then it you would wake up with most of your pigments of hair gone, leaving only the grayer white hair. Well, at the risk of a lot of ants waking up tomorrow with a gorgeous head of gray hair. Okay. Right.

Silver foxes. I'm about to announce a major update. Mike's going to be like, I damn it, I just died it. Here I am. I'm about to announce a major update to the Claymation movie. Holy shit, I don't even know this. You don't even know this. Wow, we are just turned white.

Oh shit. You should see it. Thank you. Hey, look at, all right, like Ted Danson. I'll take it. You look like Mord. You look like Moj. You look like Be Arthur. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to the completion of the cloning. Wow. The steps are, hurdles are being hurtled. Thoughts are being, eyes are being dotted

and tees are being crossed. Wow. So much so that we are ready and we are asking for the following people. If you backed the animation because somehow, some way I contacted some people and I didn't get any response from the backers for the voice roles.

We've set up a new email for the people who are backers for the voice mail. I have, I have. Gee, I wonder who it's coming to. No, it's not going to Creekey. Nope, it's not Creekey. It's, I don't want to overwomen with thunder claps and this. Right, it's a lot.

But if you backed the Clay MMation movie with a voice role, I need you to email this email address with your name, the email that you did it under, and some of it will be contacting you and we're setting up a time where we'll be getting a voice role for you. Because almost all of it is done, Q. We are waiting on just a few things to put this in the bleach. We are so close now. We are tackling everything.

Walt's daughter did something sort of major with claymation. She's really good. Oh, really? She did a great job. Oh, yeah, really good job. Nice. Yeah, we're so close, Q. I can fucking taste clay in my mouth.

And who doesn't want that? And it tastes fucking good. All right. T-E-S-D voice actors. That's all one word, although that's not a word, but that would be all one thing. T-E-S-D voice actors at gmail.com if you were a backer for the and we will check

Don't try to sneak in right we will check against the records We should probably send an update on the kickstarter, too, right? I don't know. I don't know how to do that I'll take care of that. Okay, I also have if you if you were a backer and you got puppets and you bat and you're You're you're gonna get a puppet now I need you to contact this email address TSD puppets at gmail. Okay.com Because you're gonna be getting your puppets are coming now nice those puppets are gorgeous and you're gonna love them if you backed for the puppets If you got the TSD artwork, the colored, I guess, the puppet, what's it called,

the reference art for the character art, if that would be TSD art at gmail.com. If you were back... Spend this whole week fucking make an email address. If you were a backer for the script page, make an email address. If you are a if you are a backer for the script page, it's tsd script at gmail.com. And finally, and I've gotten a lot of these emails over the over the years. That's right. I'm acknowledging it's been years. If you've moved, makes it real. Right, you got to keep it real. We understand. But now it's fucked up all is forgiven Thank you Graciously set you up forgiveness True our word we didn't we said after that kickstart a to buckle no more projects will be done by kickstart never and we have

Not done any any and we have some coming down the pike. Yeah, never again. Never we can't be trusted with kickstart We can it's not it's not we're not good with this. I mean it is I cannot extend I mean I know we say a lot of shit that's not real or like is you know said and with pure sarcasm Yes, there is not a hint of sarcasm when I say I cannot tell in a or convey How appreciative I am of the understanding and the patients that the backers who who have put up with this Yeah, the buckle. It's a debacle. It's been a debacle again We don't we we we're not gonna say it hasn't been a debacle. It's been a debacle. I got we don't we we we're not going to say it hasn't been a debacle when it's been a debacle

But now finally with the light at the end of the tunnel, right? It's gonna it's coming to an end and this in this book will be closed and it's and it what the final product We are so happy with and I think the backers are gonna be are gonna be so happy with it's gonna have a happy ending At least at least there's a happy ending at the end is gonna jerk you off Individually you'll go to every backers house Give everyone a happy ending but if you if you moved since the time you backed the project I need you to and I know a lot of you have moved TSD Movers, M-O-V-E-R-S,

at gmail.com. Okay, which is what we'll be doing next year after we stop the podcast because everyone believes in us anymore. But if you've moved and you need to update your address, I believe there's something that I believe you could do it on the quick starter, which I really hope that they can, but some people told me that they can't find it. Well, you got to, when the project's ready for deliver, you got to send out a survey that they're supposed to fill out and send back to us. Oh, that's how it happens.

Yes. Yeah. Okay, so, but should I, I'm still gonna put this moveers out there. Yes, no, no, I mean, I made email addresses. I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I set it up and lay, and double checking. Can't be a bad thing. No, no, no. Dude, is the foolproof way to make sure we can do for them. Yeah. I want to make sure everybody

who did it gets it. Right. And if you move, I want to make sure some people have moved multiple times. It's been so long. Some people have started families. Right. But like we're trying, we're going to make we're going to make good finally and it feels good to be able to announce legitimate update and let everybody know that through all the problems and all the delays, we never lost sight of the ball and we want wanted to come through and we are going to come through. So you know when you got beaten as a kid and your dad was like, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you? That's the way this has been.

We've suffered more than any of the listeners have through all of this. Oh yeah. This has been one of the most, and not now I've been working with guys right now who are a dream. Yeah. But this has been an extremely draining and frustrating process this whole thing.

But that's coming to an end. So no more email addresses. That's it, that's a good amount for me. Yeah, I want to repeat those while we walk you. It takes a call. Oh, okay hope so. Like the 12 people added effects. Oh, no, there's more than 12 people.

It was TSD voice actors at gmail.com. Self-explanatory. If you were a voice backer, you email that. If you back for puppets, it's TSD puppets at gmail.com. If you got a page of artwork-s-d puppets at gmail.com. If you've got a page of artwork, it's t-s-d-art at gmail.com. If you've got a script, it's t-s-d script at gmail.com. And if you've moved since backing, it's t-e-s-d movers at gmail.com.

And that feels good to announce something significant. Oh my god yeah. And the sweetest day will and will be when it's done and being shipped and people get to see it. You ready? Colonel Q for Loucrate? I am ready. I am ready. I get Loucrate.

So do I. It is exciting right when the bottom comes. It comes. You know, if you want to open up I heard my daughter told me what a lot of people do Is a lot of celebs online is they will videotape themselves opening the box and boxing and people watch that unboxing it I mean with lots of stuff then not just lucrate like anything you think of, and it'll go from taking it out of the box to like each item and shit. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with people? I'm like, is, I mean, I thought like,

I thought there was nothing but good TV on that now people. Now we're still, we moved away from television. Dude, I've watched every show there is to watch. I'm now watching people take shit out of boxes. Okay. Luke Crate, I gotta say like, we would have had these guys as sponsors a while ago, but I remember our advertising guy saying, hey, what do you think of them?

And I read about it. And I was like, who would want this chachky bullshit? Like, we're not gonna voice this on the listeners. How fucking wrong I was about what people want. People love. I like it. Dude, I'm telling you, there's always at least one thing in that box that I'm like, that is cool. Yeah. Yeah. It's really, I mean, I mean, now there's so many imitators out there now. Everybody's following a loop crate model. That's right. Is this a bad time to mention TastyCrate, which we're gonna be offering soon?

TastyCrate, yeah, would just be. It's just a box of empty promises. Yeah. A dry out claymation figure. Yeah, people love fucking Lucrate so much that where I live, they cut my box open to see if they wanted anything I don't know if it's because it's Luke Crate or just because of the area I live in

Make sure to head to www.lukecrate.com slash T-E-S-D Enter the code TSD and you save 10% off any new subscription You have until the 19th to subscribe and receive that month's crate and when the cutoff happens, that's it, it's over. And then if something cool comes, you're buying it on eBay, right?

Well, yes, I'll like get them. You're just hoping that somebody will give it to you as a charity fucking thing. September's theme queue. Yeah, speed. Okay, so the flash is gonna be in there. Yeah. Yeah. Batman the flash arrow battle start like to Iron Man gun in 60 seconds. If you have a style need you'll love I mean everything except for the movie speed it looks like Sonic socks for when you got to go fast nice like that guy in the fucking a winning Mario Kart t-shirt

That's cool. You know Ming mocks a winning Mario Kart t-shirt. That's cool. You know, Ming mocks people who wear the Lootcrate t-shirts. Why? I don't know, for some reason it's a thing with him. He's like, hey, nice free t-shirt. But it's really not free. I mean, they paid for it.

They had a great weekend morning one, two months ago. That's not like Ming. That's before he got the puppy. Yeah, now he's all fucking hearts and puppies. No, yeah, it won't be that way. Hey, man, did you get that from Lootcrate? Oh, did you get that from Loot Oh, did you get that from Rook Creek? That's awesome, man.

He was on the verge of becoming a heartless, spineless Grinch, but that puppy has performed a miracle. Is that a roundabout way of saying, I should get a puppy? Yeah, I'm gonna get it. I'll do a little crate. Yeah, just go. As long as it's overkillin' as long as Q's taking this phone call.

I'll tell you that Ming and I are going to be at Monster Mania, Walt and Maryland. What? September 30th? What? To October 2nd. What is to come? Where are you going to be? To Maryland.

Where? What days? September 30th. Okay. October 1st. What did you become open at? What did they bring to the Monster Mania organization? Okay, so my first thought is absolutely nothing.

Well, I mean, usually you know what? The comic books, that's. Yeah, you can say you're a Harr writer member i um i think i may have let my dues lapse so i'm hoping no one calls me on it oh yeah really it was like 15 bucks or something i did it just like you got the shirt well i'll tell you who's got to be there Chris Sarandon he was in Fright Night you remember him obviously Amanda Weiss Robert England Ronnie Blakely they were all in Nightmare in Elm Street Christie Swanson who I think was wasn't she the original Buffy the vampire slayer I

Believe and now the original movie yeah a couple of Barbara steel David our catch gonna be there. I'd like to meet him. He seems like he's kind of fun. Who's that? I know that name. David R. Ketchkin was in... I mean, well, he was famous sisters. Plus, he was in not scary movie. Was it scary movie? No, what was the... what was the one that restarted everything? Scream? Scream, yeah, he was on screen. Um... Is he one of the friends? Is he in front?

No, that's his... isn't that his sister, I think? No, wait, is there an archette in there? No, it's... I don't know, I thought that was. No. No, he was married to one of the... the Courtney Cox. Oh, he was married to her, for a while. But yeah, it's going to be a stretch, I believe. Shining Elizabeth will be there. What are you and you and that'll be, right?

Yes, you think she'll remember you? Absolutely not. Not a fucking chance. I'll tell you what, though, she's a really nice lady or a girl or whatever woman, whatever you would call her. Like a lot of times you think, you know, hot chicks are just taking pictures of fat naked ladies whatever woman, whatever you would call her. A lot of times you think hot chicks are just taking pictures of fat naked ladies and gems and laughing about it. I read that that lady might actually go to jail for six months, whatever her name was. I don't remember what it was.

That would be pretty crazy that she goes to jail when there's people who fucking commit vehicular homicide they don't go to jail. They don't? Yeah, I see people get off all the time on fucking driving drunk and down go to jail when they kill somebody. It is weird just because it's cheaper that shit gets pledged down all the time. I mean, maybe not if you kill someone, but I was talking to a guy on our crew. And he had a friend who, I guess he was like 22, 23, something like that. And he left, he was, they live in Staten Island. The friend leaves a strip club, gets on to the wrong side of the Staten Island Expressway, hit somebody head on and kills him goes the gel for nine years

now Do you think about it every single day of those nine years like what if I just had it? I don't think you cannot I don't think it's possible that you cannot think about it every day The first thing you wake up should be that. I imagine like all fuck I got it's not a dream. It wasn't a bad dream. Yeah Like this is my life and then after you get out No one's really welcoming you with open arms like employment wise. They're like, so what have you been doing the last nine years? Oh, hey, am I dead to society for killing someone?

No, I mean, but hey man, you fucking made your bed man you you you No, I mean, but hey man, you fucking made your bed man. You, you, you, you did the crime man. Now you gotta pay it price. I gotta do the time. And what comes after without, you know, doing the time, just because once the time is done, it doesn't mean it's over. Your, your sense is a, is a lifetime.

Yeah. Which, I mean, which I think is a fair. I mean, you've ended someone's life. Oh All right, cute. Choose back. I made a confession. That's what I just I was trying to distance myself from the claymation Overkill, cute. Do you have a story? I don't okay good. Yeah, I like I like being this the skeptic you're the wild card. It's less work The skeptic has to do no work at all. I just got to sit here and poo poo because I mean Not not not even one story not even anything nothing nothing scary. I got to be honest

It's been fuck I'm in the middle of two crazy weeks Okay, no sorry. That's all right. But I'm sure has a story. I can try and think one. But I feel that's robbing the audience. I'd rather not I'd rather know asset than half asset. I like that. That's a I never heard that phrase before. Yeah. There you go. Let me see. Put zero effort into it instead of even just a little. Oh, I don't want to insult. We've already insulted the listeners with the claymation debacle now. But like I said, in order to make up for it,

you came with that story. You want to go first, Brian? You want to hear mine. Well, you have two, right? I got two, but why don't you give me one? Okay. Why don't you give me one to tell? I can't. Yeah, one very personal. Yeah, and the other one. Yeah, the one not so much. But I mean, I don't

think you could do it justice. I don't think you treat it with respect and reverence that you should. Most likely not. Okay. But we have three stories today. Brie, we have three, did you come? Did you come? No, yeah, yeah. Last story. All right, no, whole ass baby. Okay. So we have three stories. I took my whole ass and some parts.

But one, the one's not even mine. Mine could be a non-story. We have three stories. All right. So it's fine. That's what a team does. Well, they cover each other's. But also.

Yes. So if you're a half ass, I cover it up. I cover up that half that show The audience yeah, right There you go and if it's completely bare yeah, and we got two guys he covers one cheek and I covered the other that's it We got your ass covered son. Thank you guys By wife was cleaning my daughter's room over the holiday break, okay Your daughter's don't clean their own rooms?

Not as well as my wife would. Got it. Like a deep clean. She was doing a deep clean. Yeah, your wife is like OCD cleaner, right? Yeah, which is a good OCD to have. That's good. If you're going to have any, that's a good one. If you're going to be like hell bent on any, like one thing, that's your thing.

Have some of the benefits to you. Yeah you clean is the best one to have I believe this I mean you you seen you seen the show orders yeah that's a complete that the the Dix this this Lexi a version of hoarders right be my wife that That's great. Um, the opposite on her resume. Which, which we're going to have a dyslexia championship before the year is out, right? Yeah, we're going to have a gigantic we tweaked world championship. Yes, I've got so much tweaks. Okay. That it is now primed and ready after the championship. Yeah, we present the file to a network Okay, and we wait and we wait for bids. We present the file to networks It is so refined right now, okay, and so like tight right that you will be like

That you will be like this is show ready the kernel approves. This is TV ready, kernel. That's the bidding war begins. Yes, it is so, so ready to roll that I want to do it immediately, but I know that patience is a virtue here because I can make it even tighter. So much so that I want to throw this out there to any listeners who might suffer from dyslexia. Yeah.

I'd like them to email me, not one of the not only of those claimation emails But to the the came use to email because I want to get a dyslexic on the team and in the production and in the In the what's it called? To get us a free pass later on when people complain. Yes Yes, but we'll have a dyslexic person on the team to deflect from many people and be like well, that's Impossible. We we have a dyslexic person. How could you accuse us of that? So if you're dyslexic and a token, if you will,

it's, yeah. And you're, ideally, I'd love for you to be in the New Jersey area. Right. So I could bring in to some meetings, right, in some, in some developments that I have to develop in the game to make it even tighter for the world championships Okay, but it came used to a Gmail If you're if you're in the Jersey area and you can um

And if you're not in Jersey, it doesn't matter. I still want to I just want to know it's alexic who One of our The closet. Yeah, he would like to out him. Yeah, loud him his name is J.F. Harris He's one of our opening acts a very funny guy and he's dyslexic He talks about him is act really okay. Yeah, so I can I can very good guy his father's a retired FD. Why guy retired right could he come to the to the taping of the He lives in LA, but he's in New York frequently, so I'll check with him Okay, and if he wants to open it for us ever again Hey, and also if any

And if there's any of the TSD Universe who appeared at the Blue Juice Invitational this is an open invitation so you can you RSVP that you're interested in coming out of light I don't have a date yet. I would like to know who centers. I know Frank five is well of course I love to get Frank three. I don't know if he listens But if anybody listens out there or tweets Frank three. Is Frank three our boy? I never see that guy. I think he I think he's I don't know. I think he's I don't know. I think he's doing CIA work or something. I don't I don't believe

he's. But we saw Frank three recently. You think he's in the CIA or he's just on popular enough that people don't invite him places? Did we just see Frank? Yeah, we saw him, where did we see him? Was he a Kevin's? We just saw him, I don't know. I like Frank through quite a bit. Oh, I love him too, but he doesn't like, he doesn't make himself available to Tom Steve David.

I'd love to get him involved in the in the dyslexic world championship So like see a world championship now dyslexia. I'm not super familiar with it I mean, it's not just that you read words backwards, right? That's not just right I don't know that's why I want to get to just comprehend I think we are looking at you right But that's why I want to be able to tap their brain and get some ideas from them to tighten the game. For God's sake.

Okay. Well, I heard that it's even more offensive. Because of the set. Yeah. Ming. Yeah. Jeez. Not my hand.

It's cobbling. Cook not cobbling. Gook. Ming is one on record and said that he thought that that name was more offensive than the dislikes here. I don't know how to stand the kids. There's no more. That's what he said. But he's fun with that. Yeah. Gouk is not Gouk. And even if it was Gouk, Gouk. Right. I mean the word I would have to imagine came before the Vietnam War Yeah, let's let's not forget that they were our enemy So they deserved everything that we said about that we should stop you with stop using that word of for not only the enemy anymore Now that it's been 30 years, but you can't erase it from fucking Lexicon like they're still at this

They still at one point and they want to tell any slaves what we'd be telling them. Well I'm not a chill out man. Yeah but they weren't there anyway. Oh yeah they're telling me. We were there and we were there and they weren't there. All right well let's like get deep. I think something's not get deep. I think it's gonna be an amiss. I know.

It's a real offense, fuck. But before the year is out, the 2016 dyslexia slash gobbledygook. Gobbledygook. World championships will be played and it is gonna be fun, fun, fun. But anyway, back to... The first one wasn't fun, fun. As I said, I've refined it. I've honed it. Me and get them got together. We heard the complaints. The first tweet I would have made was the twig is asked for the fucking channel. Now he

plays an important role in the world championship. All right. Super important role. Right. Anyway, my wife was cleaning over the Labor Day weekend and stumbled upon a polaroid. Who I love polaroids. In my daughter's room my oldest daughter's room and this polaroid sent the family into a tizzy as we believe We have proof of a either a time travel. Here we go. This is where I'm on the time for.

How can you never answer this guy? Be dimensional rips. Okay, well that's in the new angle anyway. So wait, the entire family, before we look at the photo, the entire family is in unison on these theories. Yeah, we're fucking totally freaked out. It was like, first amusement to then like,

the realization like, horror. So the Polaroid, obviously your daughter is old enough that she's not running around the Polaroid camera and taking Polaroids. It's a picture of my daughter. We don't know. We can't place what age she may be. We think in the eight year old range and she's 17 now. Okay. And we don't have any memory of this Polaroid. And we should't have any memory of this Polaroid.

And we should. Right. From what you're about to. Like a lot of the girls you used to date, cue back in the 90s. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Did you take pull away to that too? Just so you remind yourself you woke up Not to do it again But It it started as like like giggles and laughs like oh

What is that? What what are you doing there? Why are you why are you doing this? Why are you on that iPhone? No, no, no, why are you at the make you doing this? Why are you on that iPhone? No, no, no. Why are you at the make-tacent fight? We don't, we don't, again, we don't know if this was left by possibly a future future dad, future me future you. I believe it's to use the fucking polaroid. Or we don't know if it was, or if we don't know if it was Earth too dead. Okay. And left, for some sort of reason, he'd left this photograph behind this polaroid behind.

And maybe it's some sort of clue or a warning or a message that I haven't yet to decipher. But it is a picture of my daughter at eight years old with me and I'm dressed at what it can only be described as a sergeant pepper mime and I've got I've trained two cats with with leashes as they sit on shelving units in a house that we have no idea where we're at. Holy fuck that is weird you Is this bullshit that you're just saying right now or you We're going on this is with this fucking destroyed our brains and we don't know what's going on now you look so fucked up Let me see this picture. What the fuck?

I don't know what's going on. I can't I don't know it's it's eerie because we don't know what we don't have no explanation for this picture We don't have no idea what it's origin is now that definitely looks like your daughter. I mean it's her is that wall? That's what Look at the cats Why would I put cats on a shelf on leashes? Why would i dress like sergeant pepper i'll tell you so further looks like that cats on a floating platform yeah i think it's just a white wall can you can you uh take that picture and put it up for people so they could see it on on your door so they can try to dissect it maybe and you are not a cat guy no you're also smiling in the photo

yeah i mean more than more than that your eyes are open That's right. That's more Just would make up on this face It does it looks like hobo makeup from the yeah, let's say it looked like a mind from the nose down Maybe it's not you I don't know it looks like you It's like it's weird, but 100% you know it's your daughter like 100% you know sir. I don't think is there is the date on it? No. That's a real Polaroid brother.

I feel like it's not you. Why? Like was she at a birthday party where some people was taking that picture? Oh fucking kid looks like she's six years old. Of course she doesn't remember it. Like but you like you would be in 30. My younger daughter thought it was a picture taken before she was born. If you get up real close, I can, I'm like, I don't know if it's

Walt, but if I get back even two feet, it's you. It's clearly you. But you're wearing makeup, which, which confuses the whole fucking issue. I'm not lying. as God is my witness This is a real this isn't like you're supposed to review this isn't like something just fucking now that was a true review Did you see it? No, I haven't seen it? It's coming a DVD Is that better than the original what year was she born she's born in 2000 Kate right?

1998 98 Oh, there's a date on it. No, I was trying to there's a number here. I was just trying to see So 98 so let's say that she's no if she's If she was born in 98 and she's six here then this could be September of 04 And then these rest of these numbers. Oh, I don't think that's how it worked back then. I don't think that that's how Polaroids worked. No. I don't think so.

I have a Polaroid at home. Let me see, because it has the camera. Isn't that cat look like it's floating? It does, but now upon it looks like there's a platform there. That's fucking weird. It's a hover disc. Well, now you're just, yeah, you're onto something good here. Like, I wouldn't like to like, let's not. Well, I'm saying, isn't a hover disc. That was a question mark after it. That was the statement. It was phrased like, it's a hover disc. It's a either way it's a fucking creepy photo. Isn't it the time and then nobody in the house knows what it's from? Yeah and where was it found? Like when she

under her bed. And it's not I mean like it is her is her bed like a time capsule of just like clothes like old shit clothes and stuff that like she's not interested anymore that just found its way under the bed but not a not a photograph from fucking over 10 years ago that's crazy yeah that is fucking weird bro yeah we have to put this up

when we release the episode or else people are gonna not get what's going on I'll take it in a little bit So, or else people are gonna not get what's going on. Don't refluxions on the shit. I'll take it in a little bit. Just so I can get better. Wow. Wow.

So I wanna know, how long did the discussion go on? Trying to figure out what? A long time. So much so that we're not allowed to talk about it anymore. Well, I should say I'm not allowed to talk about it anymore. I don't know. Because I'm not allowed. Because my, my, all this daughter is just like, I don't care anymore.

Doesn't matter. Like I've passed it. You've beat my interest in all the dimensions. Yeah. And my youngest daughter, Alicia, is like, it's starting like, I don't, it's scary me. I don't want to talk about it.

You're, you're just freaking me out. I don't want to talk about it anymore. I don't want to think about it anymore because it's, it's gonna give me nightmares. Really? Yeah. Wow. Because I told her it could possibly be me a different version of me. That's come back. That version of you that dresses like a clown sergeant pepper is a fucking scary version of Walt. Yeah. And why would you come to this dimension to fucking take this photo with your daughter? Unless... I mean, he's Rooj on this, Cheeks.

Unless... That's also Earth, too. Caitlin? That's... Oh, that's right, because that's that's old. In which case, it would be a hoverdisk. It's unexplainable, Q. And it's proof that there's not easy answers, and science can't explain everything.

It's weird. Yes, stick this pull right up your ass, Stephen Hawking. It's fucking weird, man. I can't poop who this one. My only explanation is that it's not wall. And she's at some sort of like party where where cats are wearing collars. Like fancy like clown collars. But even eight years ago, Polaroids weren't being used like now to make a little bit of a comeback. This wouldn't have been eight

years ago. This would have been probably closer to 12 years ago. Okay. All right. I'm sorry. I'm getting confused because I for I I jumped track and I thought it was you only thought of for a second. Because you're so young in the phone. This is always fucking bend. He has all over him. You want to see it? I mean, it's gross. Wow. Yeah, it was it was it was absolutely the it was all we could talk about for a good day and a half. But now I'm not allowed to talk about it anymore. I can talk about here. Yeah, they can't stop you

I feel like in everybody in this photo has their heart on the right side of their chest Oh, they're where that much opposites. Yeah, it's like it's like real earth to shit going on How did it get in how did it get in on earth one fucking slip through man just slip through the crack? to get in, how did it get in on earth one? Fucking slip through man, just slip through the crack. Jump that open up and you gotta seal that crack. Or see what else falls through. I mean, what if some fucking coin flips through with everybody looking the opposite direction?

That might be where it's on money here. I think, I mean, this could be like, you know, how I'm into dogs in this, in this world world Yeah, now I'm into cats on this world You know how I'm into like not dressing flashy. Yeah But in this world I'm all about the flash. Yeah, I look like I maybe even be like some sort of performer next time We do a live show you stress like that Yeah complete with hobo makeup. Yeah, I don't know if it's hobo makeup I think maybe I've just grown a white beard So we scared the shit out of you

Well, I'm posted on you'll tweet it and I'll have get him tweeted and be cute. Yeah, I'll send you a picture of it too, maybe That's all right, man. That's out there. I have no explanation. I know that but that's what overkill's about No, that is have no explanation. I know that but that's what overkill's about. No, it's no easy explanation. Everybody listening at home if you haven't seen this picture yet, it looks exactly like Walter's describing it. So I can't even mock it like I normally do like I it's it's really bizarre. What to think. What does it, is it looks enough like you, that you're like, maybe it's him, maybe it isn't. Now, if it's him and no one remembers, that's fucked up. But okay, let's say, let's say,

let's say you have to take my word for it that I, you had to take my word for it that I have no idea what to do. I'm taking your word for it, sure. But even if, why would I be, even if I'm lying about that, why would I be dressed like this? Why would I be dressed like Sergeant Pepper Mine? I don't know.

For what reason? That's why I think it may be a birthday party or some sort of event that your daughter was at. And I dressed up like this, I remember this. No, no, this is a different guy. This is a different guy. This is like, he's like, I got cats with leashes that I put on shelves. I dress like Dr. I mean Sergeant Pepper. Mine.

Sergeant Pepper mine Sergeant Pepper mine Yeah, I mean like like a misguided fucking kids enter to yeah, I mean it's better than like fine Like fine to pull right of like a dead body or something, right? Well, yeah, of course that on that. Yeah, I mean under her bed In your my parents I just kept telling my youngest I was like come on. It's not like we it was a polaroid of a dead body Was anyone mutilated in the picture no all right enough I had Relatives that were on the police force

back in the 80s and They used to have polaroids of crime scenes all the time. Oh, yeah, they're really gonna see something like that Of course he answers yes, and it would be like some of that dinotub was found two days later Yeah, like a lot shit. It doesn't the Polaroid photo just add another level of like Terror in the image it's, because it's in that exact moment, like, it's not like somebody took a picture, had it developed and the colors faded in time or whatever, it's like that is, that is as instantaneous as it got. It really was the cell phone picture like of the day because you got to see it got. It really was the cell phone picture of the day because you got to see it

immediately. I think that was a big thing with film. Film cameras, you could take a 36-picture role of film you handed in. First, the fucking film cost you 10 bucks, and then you fucking turn around and get it developed for another 15 bucks. You're like $30 in the hole just to find out your pictures fucking suck. Do you get that? Yeah. That's my polarity taking photos. You got a polaric hammer? How come your Gekko is spits out such tiny pictures? This is like a mini. I have a full, I have a work in one at home, but the film on that's so much more expensive.

How much is each, how much is each picture cost? Um... Just waste right there. I don't waste. We can give that away to a fucking winner, to a, to a... We all three of us sign it put give it away. I would love that if I was a fan of his show Don't sell it like the fucking patches of insult either Yeah, you want to talk about that

You're upset by that me. Yeah Personally, I feel like it's something you did as a nice giveaway for people Well, what happens? We'll just set it up for okay, so what happens is Walt decided to make patches of Gidham Once as whoa whoa whoa, it's okay. The other ones it's a image. It says What does it say it's a store is locked and I am clocked out out out So the only way you could get it is if you came into the store Yeah Some sort of perv

Somebody perv in with your camera. It's true like, like the first pictures you would know the girl. Well, the first naked pictures I ever saw of someone I knew were on Polaroid. It was the girl's boyfriend brought them in. Now I'm talking like, I mean, we were in like eighth grade at the time. Like, yeah. But, yeah, but the patch though, right?

Oh, the patches, yeah. So you made these patches and you give away to people who came in and did a, gave a secret password, well, not to see your password, but the password. And obviously not everyone can get them, You know, you gave away a couple of the con, but someone I saw one up on eBay and it was the auction wasn't hadn't gone off yet. It wasn't finished and it was up to 87 bucks. So some people are saying like, well, what the fuck? You know, like, this is, I don't know people on Twitter, you know, Walt does something cool And then you turn right something that was given to you and you turn around trying to make a buck off it right which I guess on one hand is like

It's yours Yeah, I do whatever you want. It wasn't annoyed by it I was more like I just wondered if well I wonder if I should I keep doing it but I wasn't know it it. I was more like I just wondered if well I wonder if I should I keep doing it, but I wasn't. No, because I would probably do the same thing. Like if I knew it was like I had a fucking patch or something I liked it's like it's going for a hundred bucks. I'll put on eBay. I don't really disparage the person who put it on eBay. I think Maxwell's taking a personally. He shouldn't though. That's nice of him to take it personally, but there's so much more important things.

To get your eye up, that's certainly not one. And to me, it's not a discretion that I would feel personally slighted by. I mean, cause I know I probably do the same thing. No. Yeah, probably have done it too. That's your patch up there? No, it's not my...

No, it all makes sense. No, it's not my patch, but... But yeah, I mean, I still... I got a whole bad. I still got a bunch of patches left. I still got to give them out. You know, and we'll see, you know, after those are gone, we'll see, though, we'll rethink it, you know. And I don't care, like if there's, if a patch goes up on eBay, I mean, you do what you want with it, but you're supposed to do whatever you wanted. It wasn't, I gave you no instructions with it that you had to do, had to put it or sew it on anything. There were no caveats that came along with the patch. Yeah, I mean, it's life. Maybe,

we don't know what the circumstances were, why the person who sold it on anything. Are there no caveats that came along with the patch? Yeah, I mean, it's life. Maybe we don't know what the circumstances were by the person who sold it on eBay. Maybe they needed money for something important. You know, that was the only thing they had of any value. Ultimately, does it fucking matter? You like to think that that person is in dire straits? I'd like to think that they were like, Why not?

He's resorted to selling get-em-patches in order to survive. I'd like to think that like he sort of it as something of value. Okay. You know what you do? It does have value. I don't, I mean, I don't think you have a new one.

I don't think it would go for that much, but I do it as some value. Nice, do you have any of the cloth ones you saw? Yeah, I need one. Yeah, because I have the other one. Okay. You know where I keep it? Under your pillow. On a shelf in my living room. Really? Yeah, it's uh, wow right next to the the uh, what is it? I have a tell them Steve Dave artifact up there. I can't remember because I'm

shot in my head, but right next to it is the patch. All right, I'll get you the other one. Yeah, love it. We are out of here. Sweet. All right. Yeah, I guess Brian so Brian got worked up. I think I worked up you We got so much going on. I mean, I'm just feeling in a great mood about claymation. I think it worked up about a patch Yeah, you got to be so happy that claymation was your fucking private hell. Oh, it was not fun. I mean, I you're generally a very cool cat. Like, I don't see you get worked up by shit that often, you know, seriously worked up myself. And man, like, you had a haunted look dealing with that fucking shit. It was not fun, but all good things, you know, you got to go you got to Climb the mountain to get to the top to paint the peak was it put the summit? We're almost ready. I'm almost ready to summit

Yeah, yeah Well, how do you feel about human sacrifice as well? Yeah, you're giving giving over a person to Satan Yeah, you're giving over a person to Satan. Of course you got to, it was big in the 70s. I don't think human sacrifices work. I do believe though that you personally can barter with the devil for something, but I don't believe that you can make a human sacrifice

and have it be paid off for the devil, because I think that that would be I don't I don't I think their rules that God is put in place. Oh, why would the devil obey those rules though? He has to he's not more powerful than God You wouldn't say he's equally as powerful. No, it's not even close Well, then why isn't God just fucking wasting like that like let's say it's to put it in terms of it people can understand God were too dumb to understand God in the devil God is liberal if God was liberal on James the devil would be that would be like the The eighth man on the basketball team the guy never plays a minute Mm-hmm. He's still good enough to bink the NBA But he hasn't to do you really can't fucking but he's the only one. He's a second stringer.

He's not even, yeah, he does, like he gets garbage time as they call it. Okay. What is your take on the devil? Because is he, there's a lot of interpretations out there, you know? Sure. Because is he,

is he red? No, I mean, with pointy ears and a weird weird mustache case to be made for him mustache like he was like He was like you know what like I don't want to follow these fucking rules like I Want to I want to free will and I want to be able to do what I want when I fear this fucking guy looking over my shoulder The ultimate rebel yeah like I like what he wanted to do though was like is torture people. We don't know that we don't know that. Of course we know it. Who's well that's

fucking God's property and the machines. Yeah, that's fucking that's that's victory is you know I history is written by the victors. Loose for lost that war, he got cast out. Of course they're gonna fucking write that. But did he get too like, hotty? Is that why? He got proud, wasn't that it? Like he was, he started to question. He started to question that, that hell isn't, is misunderstood and that the things

that we are taught don't happen here. I would actually go on to say that... Careful. Lucifer. Careful. That hell doesn't even exist. Walter. Well, we've known your thoughts on both heaven and hell.

I don't even think it exists. We know it exists. No, did the devil have anything to do with... We know it exists with Eve. We know it exists. Like, was the devil... Was he snake? He was the snake, yeah. Can you remember the apple?

She couldn't fucking listen. Was it? Was it? I have to have a fucking apple. Yeah. And she's like, hey, I'm checking this out. Fucking eat this apple. You told her, don't.

Just don't. Like, can you imagine that fucking, that's the thing? Like, it's not like, don't fucking do, like, don't bang this rail a coke. Don't fuck this guy over here. Don't eat an apple. Because it's like, I've given you everything. I've given you, I've given you a garden of wonders. Just don't have this, but no, you can't.

No, it's not that wonderful. There's a fucking snake in the fucking tree looking down at me, trying to get me to eat apples. But I just, I think it's just, I think it's more a story about like for God's sake, you have everything you need. Except knowledge. We mean. Wasn't that the thing? Wasn't it the tree of knowledge? Wasn't that the whole thing?

Like the apple was. Apple was the forbidden fruit. Or am I just mixing up like convoc mythology or real, which is very, it wasn't like, I might be. I definitely might be doing that. Yeah, I don't think the apple was knowledge I think it was just it was like hey you have everything you want for nothing Accept an apple and because you were told you can't have it

You have to have it which shows you you are not appreciative and you're not You don't appreciate the gifts that God gives you but I think the devil's point, but let me so the so the devil's wrong with that though Oh God should have it all. He's like I'm gonna judge all you guys because I gave you this shit But you want more you want a branch out of everything you need But you're gonna close they didn't need it But what if like it was fat shame and fatties? So it's like you if you were you had to put a bowl of bubble gum in the middle of the store

Yes, and said to get them You can you can have anything you want in the store buddy. I just don't want you touching that bubble gum, right? Right, do I think he'd strike and then then somebody who's standing nearby and was like, what's fucking stupid? Rew, why would you put the bowl in the middle of the store? Like put the fucking bowl behind the counter. Because it's a test. Well, then that person's like, what are you

going to test them for? So I want to see, I want to see if he appreciates everything that he has, does he need bubble gum too? Well, that's fucking so stupid. Wait is he nude in the scenario? He says we're gonna fake leave. But I put like, that's where he's gonna fake leave it. It doesn't cover all that it should.

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What better way to do it? I mean, you're what you're going to do. You're a busy guy. You're not going to go to the store and get all these fucking ingredients and shit, right? Putting together recipes. You need somebody who's gonna do that for you and then you just do the cooking and That's where blue apron comes in. I love blue apron. Oh come on who doesn't? I'm not just saying that I use it. It's great. It can be delivered to 99% of the continental US It's great. It can be delivered to 99% of the continental US. Yeah, like that 1%, I would really love to know. Maybe there's a lawn, some town.

Maybe there's a ghost town in the desert with like fuck these guys. And 99.5% of food desserts. I don't know what that means. My favorite thing is it's like... No deserts, I'm sorry. Food deserts. It's healthy. They don't send you crap. The calories are listed. So if you're looking to lose weight

and you're sticking to a calorie regime, which is what I'm trying to do, it's the way to go. Every calorie that goes in your gut is accounted for. That's what you're doing now? What's what I'm doing? I can't believe you're in mid-term. Lost six pounds already.

Look at you, man. From Blue Apron, come and treat. I'm not even kidding. Three times a week. You got a little nervous. You're looking at anorexic. No, I'm not. But I appreciate you saying that.

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Yeah, it's not crap, that's the thing. It's like good. Yeah. It's like fresh ingredients. I eat shit food constantly, man. You're gonna get you in your face right right now with blue apron. Yeah, I know I got it and that's not even what I ate today. I ate that like three days ago so

Well August is over so forget your spiced pork burgers and your Chicken Tingatacos with some are squashed in tomato sauce. Yeah That's some of the past meals. There's meals of the future. Can't wait. What do we got to do here? John Titer, is that what's the guy's name? That travel's on the future.

Yeah, is that what his name want? John Titer? Yeah. Is that the time traveling guy? The guy who was running? No. No, I remember that. What's the time traveling guy?

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It's been kind of touching go at me and get them this week though. Yeah, you asked me about the bubble gum test. Yeah, I could leave the most delicious and bubbly bubble gum right in a bowl with a with a spotlight shining on it and I could like get them You can have everything the stash offers and me and more Mike and everything. Or have me and Mike like. Our friendship, our camaraderie, everything that comes with it, you know, you're

now you're getting a paycheck, you're, you know, everything that comes with it, benefits, the benefits, everything that comes with being a member here being being being one just don't eat that bubble gum yeah he can touch it he's not gonna go here for that bubble gum what if it's chicken tender tacos and they're instead of all of them they have the same faith I mean what a weird that you should do it just to be really you should do it just to put it really We revealed the shoplifting scenario Oh, no, we never did talk about that. I don't think we ever even talked about it like the scenario to cue I don't think we ever told

But let's go for real quick. Let's do it. We'll end with that. Well, that that would I did a little scientific experiment with get him Okay, he failed it, but still it was It wasn't for lack of like yeah for it wasn't like a bubble gum type scenario it was who could this well first off where did this start get me to the root of this uh I start with Kevin Kevin did a Kevin I'm not already that get him is on Kevin's radar and that Kevin is plotting against him. This is already amazing. No, no, no.

We were filming the last bits of Comboocman where Kevin comes in the town and we do the podcast. Yeah. And I guess he does this thing with his phone where he can videotape us on his phone. It's Facebook Live. And people can see us. Okay. On the internet. Sure.

And people can see it live. Sure. And I guess- And that's Facebook has that now. Facebook Live is so I think that's the round of Glasgow. Okay, on the internet and people can see it live sure And Facebook has that now Facebook live That's the round of her scope. Yeah, okay But you also okay, but wait a minute though. I don't know if you know this but you could also watch at a later date Two okay, you don't have to watch it live like if you're following him or whatever you can see that video Anything you want let's eat the lead. I didn't know that but now I do I guess get him watched the video of us From Kevin's feed and feed and Kevin made a joke. I don't know what in context was.

It's like, I guess all the convoc men are here filming this today. So if you're at the stash, it's gonna be an easy day for you to shoplift. You're all here. It was a joke. Get them later that night, text to me and said, I wish Kevin say that about, you know, that it's easy to me and said, I wish Kevin didn't say that about, that it's easy to shop lift at the stash.

And I was like, well, first off, I said, it was a joke. Obviously he didn't mean it. And he goes, he goes, oh, because if I'm working, it's not easy to shop lift at the stash. Oh, yes. And I was like, well, I was like, well, don't. Pride just like Satan. to shoplift at the stash. Oh yes. And I was like, well, I was like, well, don't cry. Just like Satan. Cry, go for the fall. Yeah. One of Walt's most favorite angels.

That I said, well, don't get to don't get don't let your fielding miss. I said, these were attacks. I said, don't get don't break your arm. I said, these were the attacks. I said, don't break your arm. I said pat and yourself on the back. I said, because I guarantee you that somebody could chop a little friend of yours. You wouldn't even know it. And he goes, not a chance. Not a chance and repeated it.

And I said, really, I go. So when you're playing your fucking Pokemon game, you're telling me that you're able to watch as everybody's in that store. And he goes, oh, you saw me playing the Pokemon game. And I said, I tell you what I said, I go, let's have a little test. I said tomorrow I said, I will, I will send a plant in. I said as a shop lifter and if you can catch them in the active shoplifting, I will bow

to your to your security skills. Okay. And he was reluctant to do it. He said, he maintained because a plant has no fear of getting caught so they will act differently than a real shopper. Tell me that's a point. I said, I take that point and consideration.

I said, but as a scientific experiment, let's just do it anyway. And I said, well, okay, what do you really want me being like a super vigilant century as people walk through the door? No, he should just do what he's doing. Well, no, I do again, I put that point and I was like, no, I don't want you to be like this over aggressive.

Because that's not what he's doing. That's what I'm saying. He should act like he normally acts if people can't get it on the right. Yeah, a good point. Yeah. And I said, okay, I'll take this out of the, okay, let me put this in the equation. The plant then won't be a customer, I said.

It will be a member of the comic book men productions crew. Okay. And at some point, they will come in and they will steal $100 worth of stuff under your nose. Wow. Now my idea was to send all the black crew members in at once and see how he dealt with that

situation. But I just washed that. I couldn't go and ask that as a crew member. You guys don't stare at that. Those guys would have totally done it to fuck with you. And so the next day I was like, are you up for it? You were gonna do this today and he was like, no, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. And I was just like, why?

You were so boastful and you were so like so cock sure. I said, why are you so willing to put, you know, put up a shut up? And he goes, because he goes, I won't prove anything. He goes, I go, it will prove everything. I said, let's do it. I go, and I finally, he was like, all right, let's do it. You actually don't even need his permission to do this test because according to him, test or not, he's catching him. Yeah, so you...

But I want to do so late and then he said, and I said, look, I'll even give you the parameters. I said, we won't do it during the hours of one to three because I know that's when we're busy is because we would shut down. The production would stop and regular customers come in. So the store isn't a closed atmosphere and the crew is gonna come in

and take a hundred dollars more of the stuff under his nose and walk out with it. But I did throw him a curveball. I didn't have a crew member do it. I had to walk, there's a kid that hangs out here is like 15 years old. He hangs out here a lot, and he's on a first name basis. We give him actually, like he can hang out,

while we're shooting, he's that great. Okay. And I had him steal volumes one through seven of Sin City and walk out, not under a shirt, just under his arm with all seven books, right out the front door, as Gidham fucking was sitting there with a stupid looking at it. He was talking on the phone. He was talking to the guy who took a piss on the floor in the bathroom. What happened to the wall two?

You married him. Oh really? He was talking to that guy on the phone and I sent the kid out. What the fucking conversation was that I'm like Jesus. He's so long too. And he was told to go out to the front and I said go sit on the park branch and I'll send get him out and you know just you know when to come back in. So I told get him I was like stop talking

on the phone. I said I got Jack has something out there he needs to talk to you about and he came back in his face with fucking red as a tomato. There really was I was out there like laughing when he saw those books and Jack didn't really know it was going on The kid when we get him saw those books. He's like He was pissed He's that you know then he had all these reasons as to why Well, it's like why the fuck did it you just hang up? And he's like he would have you ever talked him? He'll just call you right back. It's like so what?

He's like, he would have you ever talked to him. He'll just call you right back. It's like so what? Like so what? But he he didn't like that. He fucking That he got got People don't right getting got sucks But yeah, so I mean again, I take it as just like what like you know how they trained like People at the airport to not get things through I told them I'll be doing that from time to time here though. Okay. I'll send them plants just to keep monotone.

That's great. I want to come in dressed in an old man suit. Try to get off my drum. That would be amazing. You should dress as that mine. Sure. I want someone to do me up like a 99 year old guy to come in and I want to get him. I want to got him You know who could do it?

Got him Steve Dave. I mean if he's in the area and he's like sure I guess a betcha Kertzmann could do it. Oh, yeah, yeah But like so he's gonna have to vote 12 hours to make it look like an old man. Yeah, he's like that'll be four grand Just put on black face Well, just put on black face. I know. I know. That was the get.

Anyway, but to go back to the most important test though, Gidham has not taken one piece of bubble gum. I believe he is a very rural centric and very rural oriented. So I believe he would respect the rules. If Gidham was Adam, or he was Eden, or. If he would get him, if Gidham was Adam or he was Eden or I mean he would leave. Right. Uh, we wouldn't be in the mess around right now. Cause he would follow us. We'd all be in that garden. Well, we probably wouldn't be alive then. Why? I mean, it's the original

fucking arranged marriage. It's like, okay, so God created some guy and out of his spare parts, he's like, I guess I'll build a woman. He wasn't, I guess, he was asked. Who asked, oh, Adam was like, hey, build me something in the bank? I don't think it was that, I don't think it was that crude. I want companions. He's like, I need to be get someone. I think it was about like, I'm lonely.

It would be nice to have a companion. It's like, I gave you a fucking snake. Well, it says here, why did Satan fall from heaven? Because of pride, he desired to be God, not to be a servant. Notice the many I will statements in Isaiah and Ezekiel, blah, blah, blah, describe Satan as an exceedingly beautiful angel. Satan was likely the highest of all angels, the anointed chair, the most beautiful of all God's creations, but not content in his position.

Instead, he decided to be God to essentially kick God off his throne and take over the universe. I know, they're like fat little fucking babies. Like, they're always carrying banners around, like those sheets. That is essentially why what Satan tempted Adam and Eve with in the Garden of Eden. How did he fall from heaven? Actually, he falls on an accurate description. It would be far more accurate to say he was cast out. He was not cast, he was pushed out.

Yeah, man, don't let your telegots stuck in it jerk off. Well, here is, here is something that says that Adam had a first wife named Lilith, damn, who refused to be subservient to him. And then she banged the angel of death. That is fucking. And their babies, that's a metal shit right there. That is fucking awesome. And their babies. That's some metal shit right there. Is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that about that shit. I would have been like, all right, there's some down with.

Is the angel of death Lucifer? There are some, it appears that some of them are saying he is, but then other people are saying no. He is the chief angel of the fifth heaven, I don't even know there was more than one heaven. In Judaism, Samuel, Samuel, Samuel, it said to be the angel of death, one of the seven archangels, the ruler of the Fifth Heaven, and commander of two million angels. But he banged a little. Do you believe angels watch over you?

Well, no. No. No. Of course not. No. Because why wouldn't they be watching over more worthy people? Well, that's not what I said. No, I mean not.

Not that you're not worthy. But you know, like when little kids die and shit, you know, like where is there angel? I don't buy that. I never did buy the whole like, well, it's all part of God's bigger plan or God needed that, another angel like that. Like, as the fucking was bullshit answer, it's just like, no, that's what happens. People die, not everybody makes it.

You've got to accept though that the human mind can't comprehend the big picture. Just can't. Right, suggested midget instead of making up stupid shit and pushing it onto kids, right? Pushing it on what onto kids? Like some of the fucking religious nonsense that I was fed when I went to church.

Like everything, like Pam, like dude, it was literal. Like literal out of the Bible shit that I'm like, like you can't be for real, you know? Like what, what was it? Parting the Red Sea, like that, then you're talking magical shit People like living in 900 years old, you know No, it's called bullshit. I'm not called miracles. You know the the

The plagues things that people used to think are plagues and we now recognize is like natural phenomenon, you know It's I don't know. I think it's why I became such a cynical, skeptical fuck is because my mother believed anything and everything she was told. I think I've said it before where, like, we were Methodists and I'm like eight or nine and I'm like, well, what about like a real, real, it's the sort of Jewish or anything like that. They're all going to hell. Cause they don't believe the same thing to do. And it's just as opposed to like, I don't know.

I don't know. Yeah, sometimes, sometimes I don't know as it is a good enough answer. Well, sometimes it's the only answer. Cause she doesn't know. But some people are so unwilling to say, I don't know. They want to be, they want to provide an answer even to questions that they have no answer for, but if they're unwilling to admit they don't know the answers.

I wanted to ask you this. Yeah. I watched it the other day on Netflix. It's a documentary about this religious, I guess you would eventually, you know, that you would call it a cult, it's called Holy Hell, right? Yeah, I saw it on CNN. Are you watched it?

I watched some of it. This is what it is, Q. And next member, charges path from idealism to disenchantment in a California cult when alarming revelations about the group's leader come to light. But you see the people, right? I mean, they, it's not the first time you've seen this in a cult, you've seen it in the Manson family, you've seen it in the Branch Davidians, you've seen it in the Jonestown

people. So, it in these people, you see, you know, like you see it constantly is this level of happiness and fulfillment and contentment that you're like, this can only be the product of mental disease, you know, because they're so happy and seem to be so enveloped with this like aura of love. I'm like, what the fuck, man? Could you ever, could you see yourself in circumstances where you buy into it?

Or you're not just sitting back being like, what the fuck? Yeah, if things can, like if life turns the wrong way here, takes a wrong turn there, you're in a desperate place, you're in a mode of like, I don't, I need something so bad, I don't, I don't care what it is, I need, I need to fill this, this horrible hole. That's called Roxy Code Home. And this guy sounds like he has all the answers. And if I just do this I'm gonna be happy

But that happiness you see on cameras is unsustainable though, you know dancing in a forest for 16 hours with a euphoric you know face You know you have reality creeps in it's like well, okay, we dance for 16 hours today But we can't fucking eat because nobody has any money, you know, you know, it's like. But early on, it seemed like their system did work. It's like, you know, oh, you don't have a lot of money, so you become a, what's the call of? You cook or something.

Like, was it a quarter system? No, you get a community, I forget what it's called. A community? A community, yeah. Right. Then it works, only for a little time, you know, for a short time. Because people get bored, right? They're like, I don't know. Like, we danced 16 hours a day, so it's just only for a little time, you know for a short time These could people get bored right there like I don't know like we dance 16 hours Like well

He looks sick. How is he sick? He's getting old or his fucking brain tumors fucking acting up so bad the reason that most of these cult leaders have You most of them have a tumor or something that's... Yeah, like some sort of catastrophic brain disease. Yeah. And people are like, oh shit, I've been listening to this for a long time. You know, and they're getting more and more delusional and more like paranoid, that begins to hammer home how, how fucked and how fucked they are that they listen to this. Yeah, like those like the hellbop people. Yeah. They're like, I mean, first off to be like, all right, we're all going to kill ourselves

because we're going to jump on a fucking spaceship. It's like, I mean, that's the spaceship part sounds pretty good. Killing not so great. And he's like, then he takes it another step and he's like, we're all going to wear the same sneakers. I'm like, now you're just throwing out random shit to see what people don't love. Did we in the original Ovocale run interview? Yeah. The guy who ran his way. I'm still doing an upside. Still is still running it, waiting for the return. Yeah. Of, of, of dough and I forgot to do it. Yeah. I forgot about man. That was a good interview.

Yeah. He would, he all gone. He won't go on audio or camera, but he'll answer. No, but he, I remember we sent him, we were like, and he was like as long as the questions are respectful, I'll answer him, and he drew to his word, answered every fucking question. Did you know there's a vortex in my pants? Well, that's also in those episodes. Overkill.

Well, what was your story about? You believe it's human sacrifice. Oh, yeah, okay. So in the 70s, it was big, man. People were constantly offering up human sacrifices. You really get to virgin. Right, yeah, race with the devil, remember? Why does the devil want a virgin, Q?

He doesn't. Well, no, I mean, why do people think that's the ultimate sinless person being given over to him for his mechanisms. There's no greater sin than fornication. Not even murder. I'm saying a virgin is a reason. purity pure represents not right by by man's icky stick yeah it's fucking fucking fucking get him hasn't pushed aside that fig leaf and yeah he's like checked this out but yeah it's it's really not just Satan but like gods like you know like I stick gods and this god and that god everybody wants a virgin oh throw it in volcano oh fucking you know no I mean chuck her in a fucking pit whatever it's not so it's not like it's

not well it's still it's still on the rise today I mean there's still some religions out there that want virgins right promised 72 virgins yeah still it's still sought after these these gals are in demand and this is nothing against virgin females But let's say you're a fucking asshole suicide bomber, right and you're like alright, I do this My mom is gonna be pretty pleased with me and not only that I get 72 girls with zero sexual experience Right, how is that fucking fun? Give me 72 slots. Yeah.

Yeah, you fucking talking. Give me 72 strippers in here. You get 72 strippers. I'll fucking blow up wherever the fuck you want me to blow up. I'll blow up the stage. How about that fucking bowl of bubble gum out of you? Fuck. It's too bad that they're, I mean, we're not too bad, but it's, um, you would be easier if there were, if they could, if there was more female, um,

suicide bombers, because that's probably a lot easier to find 72 male versions. Yeah. Yeah. At a Comic Con. Yeah, that's like 2000. I could round up a bunch. Guys, come here. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I the female sues, I believe. What is the male virgin in that religion? What is they regulated to if they, if they die before they, they

fornicated? I have no clue man. What do you think that there? Are they, are they promised to anybody, you think? I don't know. I've got questions for Tom Steve Day's official Muslim Bobzie. We have one right? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, so I would like, I mean, and this is a series, not it, but like I wonder what the,

is there some sort of special place for the male virgin? What an, in. Like a mockery. Yeah. Like, so. But yeah, you kept it. You kept it. You kept it.

You kept it. You kept it. You kept it. It's only okay for the female to be pure Standard they existed in every fucking religion every ethnic Like let's go let's go back throughout history all all these religions will covet the female virgin Not a mention of the fucking male virgin Why is that because that's embarrassing? For who? Hopefully for the dude he's got to be out there trying to make it happen Yeah, and after life he should be rewarded though, right? I guess but I mean it's gonna be

I'm like dude you should have been slaying ass You're a fucking earth you like you like for a reason. Yeah, and you come to me with with your fucking earth. You like the way you lie for a reason, you fucking chump. And you come to me with a dry boner, you fuckhead. I'd make me sick. Get behind me, it's sick. Okay, so anyway, so the human sacrifice ceremony, and this is from a couple weeks ago, that Geneva's Surn laboratory involving cloaked men stabbing a woman at night was investigated by chiefs at a world famous science

center. Okay. So this is the place where they do like the particle acceleration that that that that was. I think it's going to open up a black hole at earth. Wait a minute. So at, so at the same facility, where they have the machine that can open a black hole. There's speculation that they also perform the human sacrifice. They launched an investigation into a video

filmed at night on a Geneva campus depicting. Seriously? Yeah, a mock ritual human sacrifice. Oh, okay, it was just, it was for play, like for Halloween, they did it. I guess, I mean, it was a for play like for Halloween. They did it. I guess I mean it was a couple weeks ago the bizarre video which is circulated online shows individuals and black cloaks gathering at the main square at Europe's top physics lab and What appears to be a reenactment of an occult ceremony? So I guess they're saying that

They're sacrificing a girl to that is always a girl's never-guy Virgin or not to Satan in order to get I guess their particle accelerator to work Oh, so they believe that that's how much nerds fucking want to get this shit going Yeah, but they can't even if you're not going to go through with it Second doing anything That's like just doing it just to have a lasting whether they're saying that the those responsible had access badges To this really happened. Yeah

It says I mean they're saying that it was a mock Okay, they trying to cover it up. Yeah, this is what I'm saying is this a cover up Okay, they try to cover it up. Yeah, this is what I'm saying is this a cover up They host machinery carrying out some of the world's most elaborate particle research Including an enormously powerful proton smasher. I don't believe that's true. Anyway, you know, they think it's match protons What are they doing? Just build them big machines and say they fucking got the keys to the universe and shit when they don't know nothing So they could they could scare everyone? Yeah. They're like, we're smashing protons.

I'd be like, what does that do? Right. Because again, most people are like, well, I got a fucking, I'm working two jobs to make ends meet. Yeah, right. I don't have time to investigate what that even means. So people are just like, oh, okay, well. That's where my tax money is going.

Don't cause a black hole, I hope. And that's it, and you forget about it. Right. What's the purpose of smashing a proton just to say you did it? Are these smashing protons? Well, yeah, they said it's the home of a very powerful proton smash. Well, why are they calling? Why are they doing a sacrifice? The machine's not working, right? All this money poured into it. Don't do shit. Well, let shit Well, let's say big can opener Oh, it smashes protons trying to find previously undiscovered particles So they smash a proton like you would like say break a bottle and they try you know

And they're trying to find out what's inside it see if they can find that a god particle or whatever maybe The keys to the universe. Yeah, so they can find that a god particle or whatever maybe keys to the universe yeah so they can fucking unlock it we'll have a bunch of fucking doubles running around keys in the universe is in a book is that book the bible on assuming? I'm gonna assume okay um so everywhere but looking for the keys in universe everywhere but where it really is. In the Bible. Okay. We got it. It's kind of a fucking straight forward.

He's trying to be all cryptic. Is that being too long the money for you? It's a little long notice. The keys in the universe are where they've always been. Seeking. you shall find Is that better? Is that a little bit more? I don't want to come across too heavy hand it Yeah, the Bible's so judgmental and angry

Well, I found some weird Bible shit today, man. I was reading something. Yeah, there's some pretty violent I mean it's for another time, because well, that's because we live in a world that doesn't want any judgments. That's why it feels like it's too judgmental for you. Could you expand that? What do you mean? We live in a world now where we're trying to,

society is trying to take away judgment. Judgments are seen as ugly and as either what's a call when you're not, when you're, when you don't like girls. Okay. No. Homosexual? No. Homosexual.

Homosexual. I think judgments can be racially motivated sexually motivated So that's what you move you ever motivated you move away from you were trying to move away from the society of take away all judgments So that's why you you're you're feeling the effects of that now. Yeah, so that's why we hear stuff like the Bible's talking about It sounds so judgmental you're like right that's that's too harsh so you're saying that you're saying that a tolerant society is against the notions laid out in the Bible yeah I mean we're definitely there's definitely things in the Bible that are too harsh for right

that people don't want to and it's society's fault not the Bible's fault. I never hear of a little town called Sodom and Gomorrah. I have you. You heard what happened to them? Didn't they get turned to salt? Yeah. Well, no. I wasn't at lots of wife that took her turned to a pillar of salt because he's like,

don't look back. She looks back and he's like, you fucking dumb bitch. I don't eat the apple. Yeah. I gotta go eat the apple. Don't shoot the gun. Oh, what's going on over there? Fuck it. Do what you told. Why is it so hard? I would say this. If God fucking told me to do something directly, I would have to listen to you. You say that now, but we're through an example. If they're example of people being told directly by God, don't do this. And they went ahead and did it anyway. Yeah, but I'm just saying for me,

I think of God was like, don't do this. I would probably not do it. Okay, what if it was something as simple as don't watch, don't read this book. Is this this new comic book? God said it to me's a yes, you would be like what do I said that? I don't think that would be the first fucking thing on my mind Oh, so God himself told you like George words God came down Why he told you not to read it? I would be like I'd be like wait so I'm good. You have to rethink your entire fucking life. Yeah, but but I would be like I'm good as long as I don't read that comic. I'd be like, well that's fucking great. I cannot read that comic. Is that what's right word? Inquisitive mind.

Now. The way you're built wouldn't be like, why wouldn't you have a... No, the way I'm built... That's in the book that he doesn't want me to see. The way I'm built would be like, I can do a lot of fun things now and not worry about it,

because I got to made as long as I don't fucking do this book. Well, that's not a free pass that just become a fun... No? Yeah, become... Why, Adam and Eve had no other rules. She was in the gut. She was in the gut. There's no other rules besides that. Well, he didn't say that. See, that's you doing. the rules ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Nothing but serpents. But he didn't say you could do anything you want. He just said, Q, there's a new issue of your favorite

complot just coming out next week. Right. You can never read it. Okay. That's it. Now you're taking that into being like, I could do it whatever I want now. Well, I'm just going by the right, you're right.

You're right, you're right. I can see that point. So I wouldn't read it. But when he's in the middle of the market, he's gonna turn it to salt. You wouldn't know, you wouldn't know why he's forbidden it for you. I mean, why he's made that? You're forbidden fruit.

I'm pretty, I would just assume that he's an asshole. Okay, let's have something more meaning. But it's a powerful asshole. You can't, you can't do any, no more of this, no more. No more hanky panicky. No more hanky pan more. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's forbidden. Oh come on I would probably have to I think because if you are it and if you do it Yeah, I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you three three shots at this first time you do it. Yeah Covered in boils. Okay, the rest of your life. I carry on here's to put on even more band-aids

Harble horrible boils, boy, oh Probably not getting late a second time then Second time you know someone didn't marry you know so Second time you do it Lim falls off limbs just like you know turn black and they just fall off. Okay I can't imagine you I lead a third time anyway. I have to imagine your standards are dropping up at a same time goes on.

Third time you do it. That's it, you're fucking cast down into hell. Then you don't gotta worry about getting laid anymore because your fucking ass is getting fucking peppered left and right by fucking demon dick. It's a fucking. you're fucking ass is getting fucking peppered left and right by fucking demon dick It's a fucking the only thing real and hell is your ass They're making a stew of your

Your boiling fest an ass is fucking I probably would have been pierced. Can I jerk off? Well, you can't, why you can't even go down. No, no, it's a demon given a recurrent. No, don't sound so bad. Yeah, he just said you cannot fornicate. Yeah, I mean, if I knew if I felt my heart that if I did, I would get boils and my little wood falls off, I could probably stay with him. You've had enough. Yeah.

You've had a good run. I'm done. Leave it alone. Yeah, I'm okay with it. Asbestos is like a jerk off. That's fucking great. Here's um... I'm glad to hear it. I think a lot of people listening are happy to hear that too that you respect the word of God enough to fucking... To not fucking fuck three times and rot his way into hell. Yeah, that's a hard choice.

God's a bully at that point. Even if you're just in for one time. That's today's society talking about that. You think back then, back when he told Joe that, he wasn't, he wasn't, he wasn't super honed. He was speed of dick, he was kind of in a dick. But he was, but there was no. Why are there these conditions? You can't, again, your brain can't comprehend why these things.

He sounds like a fucking psycho. Yeah, he does. He sounds like he's, he's mentally der does he sounds like he's he's mentally deranged Yeah, he's just making up random shit be like okay now here's the rules and then next day the rules might be totally different Right I just want to say Satan sounds like he fucking kind of knows what the deal is to me Yeah, he's like I'm gonna put up with this fucking shit forever like an eternity. Yeah beautiful as I am you fucking kidding me This is a you guys hopefully before You will you sound like my mom.

Come around. If you'll hopefully before you have a chance to come back and repair the bridge. Let's hope. There's always hope. That bridge is a one-way bridge though. It's still open to you. You just gotta, you just gotta fucking-

All right. Build it. I hope so now we're That won't this is a good this is an early judgment That could still apply today Um, thou shalt not trainy trick thy way into the wrong bathroom No, no, no, it says okay, is where, an example of Jesus being a real jerk. Early in the morning as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up, but found nothing on it except leaves.

Then he said to it, now he's talking to a tree now. Cool. May you never bear fruit again. Immediately the tree withered. Well, that's just a temper tantrum. Yeah, that's what I mean, like Jesus. So he's a pretty good. I mean, not many people have bad things to say about Jesus. Now he comes off as pretty fucking cool. Like a likable guy. Yeah. You know, all of a sudden now you're worried about a tree, Diane.

I'm not really worried about the tree so much, but it is just like now you got to curse a tree, just because it didn't have any figs on it. I am worried about an aspect of God that is having temper tantrums. That's fucking pretty scary. I like to deal with man. Here you go, Virgin shit again. Now this is God. Now therefore kill every male among the little ones and kill every woman who is known man intimately, but all the girls who have not known men intimately spare for yourselves. Oh that's fucking so again keep all the girls who have not known men intimately spare for yourselves That's fucking so again keep all the Wherever the fuck this is and I'm married and me and my wife love each other were faithful to others all these years But just because we had sex after we got married. She's getting put to death Yeah, that sounds very well I guess oh

No, just the young boys. They're going to kill your son too. That's insane. Who requests that? This is a great one. I've read this before. I remember reading this as a kid and the fucking thing and it was hysterical.

Elijah went up to Bethel as he was walking along the road. Some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. Get out of here, Baldi. They said came out of the town and jeered at him. Get outta here, Baldi. They said get outta here, Baldi. This is from the Christmas one, didn't it? Did we? Yeah.

He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them on the name of the Lord. Yeah, two bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 boys. So, now this is a guy who's like, I got no hair. Okay, so you wouldn't have fucking wanna do that to some fucking asshole on the internet. Some troll on the internet, you wouldn't want to fucking have him walk out,

you're not so angry at one point, because this is not God doing that. He's like, hey, beardy, hey, beardy. Yeah, you wouldn't want to. I'm like, whoa. You know, you wouldn't want to. You know, you wouldn't want to. I'll get this board shut down.

Yeah, yeah. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've had a little tantrum. Oh, I've had tantrums all the time. Yeah. I mean Yeah, that wasn't Jesus who did that That was Jesus with the fig tree right, but yeah, Jesus killed a fig tree for no reason He's a punk. He's an able to punk. Yeah, man. I think those

Treats out of season and like everybody's got a fucking those are those are not really I don't take it literally I think those are just metaphors for for other for you know their stories and examples. Okay. Okay So so the fig tree thing is not really a tree He was hungry and some fucking merchant had run out of food and Jesus is like you fucking cunt God damn it any fucking burns a stand to the ground. They probably would have said that though. He did flip over all those money.

Do you think it probably was a tree? I probably just was a tree. Yeah. You're right. What was your second story? Was it a good one? It wasn't that good. I was about this.

That fucking Polaroid one's good. Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, I'll scan it. I'll send it to you guys. Yeah, I'll scan it. I gave you a good picture of it. Football is back this week, Colonel. Yeah. He got me picks for the, there's a Colonel. I got me hot picks for this week. I'm in two football pools.

Okay. Yeah. Who's, who's, who's going to perform well this week? Who's playing? Everybody's fucking opening weekend. I got to go with the fucking Gotta go with the Giants. What's your team my team? Yeah, probably Dallas Cowboys Dallas Cowboys. They had the cheerleaders. Yeah, Rome was out They're gonna have a rough year again. Yeah another rough year. I'm gonna go then the

New York Giants New York Giants. Are you discounting deck press cuts? Abilities won't Oh from the Tony Ramos back up He's an attractive player at quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. You better hope so here a cowboy fan Yeah, I mean, I love this time of year. I really I mean it's hard to get in the football immediately this time of year, I really, I mean, it's hard to get in the football immediately, but I love when the weather turns a bit chillier, and there's a night game on, and you could just get it, you can get a comforter and put it on the couch, get the two dogs there laying by side by side, and you're just watching pig skin all night. There's nothing better than that. I saw something the other

day, you'll already know this, but I don I think of like a million things better than that. Not no finer evening in my life than just sitting here while I like watching football all night with it with it when it's cold out and if it's raining out it's even better because you get that chill. It's cool. Yeah. You get the comfort. You get the two dogs keeping it warm and you're watching you're watching your team. Doesn't matter who wins. You don't care. Spectacle of watching football. Somebody showed me a football clip that Walt, you will undoubtedly already know, but it made me almost be like,

that's what I'm missing. I got to check it out. And it was Odell Beckham's one-handed catch. Oh, you never saw that. I never saw it wholly. That was impressive. That reminded me of the soccer guy, Ronan, because it didn't look real it was it was

I even I as a freaking nature. That's it. That's an I'm like hill like he we watched a guy have the best moment of his life Well, he's a hot one. He's actually mentioned in this ad Odele Beckham Jr We'll go mad against the cowboys. Yes. He's expensive Oh, what's he's the other he's on the giant. Oh, well, the number of giants. He's worth it. Go giants for value. Marvin Jones, Jr. as a number two, I've received for Detroit. Probably shoot out in Indy and he only cost 5,500. This is all about having fun, Q. Yeah. And we have a league there. And it's back in New York. If Handels back in New York now, they got booted out. No, they tried to blow them out, but they couldn't they couldn't boot out the fandall. But you said you're in a couple of your couple of fantasy leagues, but there's

only one fantasy league that matters to you and that's a TSD league. Well, I gotta get in on that. Who wants to run it for me? Anyone? Who wants to win me some money? Go sign up today go to fandool.com click the join now button and use my code TSD how about this okay? I got patches Oh, I got patches to the to the person who finishes in last Nice and a person who finishes in first. Okay. I'm gonna wait two patches email me on Monday came used to show me a screenshot of you finishing last and And the other guy show me a screenshot of them finishing in first. Hi, so we didn't give a shit If you put those patches right on eBay, I don't yeah, you could do whatever you want with it But I also know that we're not getting we're not getting a lot of traffic to the fandall t sd league

Oh, really? Yeah, well because fandall fucked it up last time They said it was ready to go and it wasn't. People were trying to join. This time I'm sure Fandall has spared no expense in cleaning up the... Sure. The clutter and the problems that they had with the Tom Steve Dave fantasy league.

Also, you should hear these guys. Go ahead. I was gonna say they sponsored and practical jok's last year. So I double-dip and all of them. You have a soft spot in your eye, do you? Yeah, I do. You should hear these guys on the crew,

like on the production crew talk about fantasy, football, fantasy, they say the word fantasy over and over and over again, without mentioning women at all. And I'm like, what the fuck's with you guys? At the rap party, Duncan had his computer out. As Michelle is giving like this heartfelt speech about the season, guys at the at the rap party Duncan had his computer out as Michelle is giving like this heartfelt speech about the season. His laptop is out and it's like

dinging whenever one of Duncan's guys like he gets him or whatever. I don't know how it works, but I was just like this guy can't even fucking. It's addictive. Yeah, I guess so. I love it. I mean, it's addictive. I don't know. It says here know it says here. I'm trying to figure out But it's this is we are doing our own listener league if you want to play in a TSD listener league go to fandall.com Slash TSD. There is a five hours entry So I heard there was only one person in the league right now for us. Oh boy one guy in here So he's definitely if he's the only person Yeah, you know what?

Is it hard to figure out? You know what I'll do? What? More. I'll give anybody who joins this week a patch. Holy shit. As long as I have enough patches to go around, I got about. I can't just say like the first fucking, yeah, that guy,

100 people, that guy with the fucking eBay patch right now is like, oh shit Hold on how much is Fandoo paying us versus how much of the fucking patches costs? Because you might be busting a set right out of the profitability don't even care I don't even care. I want to get rid of these patches. I want to give them their You know their cause of their causes some strife, there's a cause of some controversy. I'd rather just get rid of them at this point.

I get on to the third patch. Get back to what matters, which is fendual. 25 people, it doesn't matter where you finish the first 25 people are going to get a patch. And I know that's only open, I think to people in America, but there's not I can do about that. Right. Think about it, man. You pay five bucks, even if you you fucking lose you get a patch anyway people are paying upwards of eighty seven to a hundred dollars for a patch online

Like you'd be if you want a patch It was a way to do it my box your guarantee to patch first 25 people wow We don't fucking see a nickel We're losing money on this yeah, that's how much we fucking believe in Finland like crazy at the last second wall figured out a fucking patch scheme Did you guys see The soccer match where they're where they caught a time traveler on camera No, I missed that one. How do I get to history on here? The you see the book the little book up top.

That looks like an open book on the left hand side. I don't even have the fucking energy to argue this one, man. But it's out of soccer games, I thought that um... Fuck you would like it. Yeah. Soccer game. Time travel. Time travel.

I mean this one's hard to deny. It's on a televised soccer game. Okay. And um... Time on travel. I mean, this one's hard to deny. It's on a televised soccer game. Okay. And you see this person, and they theorized this could be how time travel is really done. Again, this is, it's so visual, Brian. I'm not sure if it's worth talking about that because you really gotta see the video to understand what's going on.

Okay, here it is. K, you like more? Look at this. Probably like more. Is it is this it? Yeah, that's it. Okay. I'll watch it at the same time.

Okay. So it's a couple guys walking. We've seen this before arguing. We've talked about this on the show before. No, we haven't. Here we have. No, we haven't. Yes.

We've never seen this video before. It's told right now. Holy shit. If I have, I don't remember it. you took a poll right of it I never saw this video I oh I do remember this this guy fucking trucking through the stands yeah like he goes through the fence and stuff like that no this is a different one this I just go through a fence yeah there's a blue fence there's a blue fence. We talked about this. No, we haven't sure yet. Maybe not on on tell them Steve Dave. Yeah, in real life, we talked about it. I do explain it then. I remember this video. I don't remember that he goes right through that fence, although it looks like the fence could bend down a little bit. It's crazy. And that's a person.

Why is that time travel the personal coast? Because they theorize that's how time travel like you you whatever belt you're wearing if you got your time travel belt on. You you you you makes your to for so time to not affect you. Yeah. You're moving in such a quick pace. I see that you're Everybody else you look like you're moving super super I'm fairly certain we've talked about this before I Don't remember ever talking about this years ago I think we had this years ago. Well, maybe this is that fucking thing that get him was talking about the man Yeah, maybe it's a Mandela effect That's a creepy video. I'll grant you that for sure

Some fox sports. I don't know who was playing but a lot of people speculated that this is fake and even if it was real people have stated that this would not constitute as traveling through time However, the person running is seemingly running through actual people. And certain believers of time travel have stated that this is actually what would happen if someone were to travel through time. Is it just a shadow? No, it's not a shadow. It's time travel. Well, it's unexplained. Okay. I don't know, man, I feel we've had this conversation before but maybe in the future we had it very fast

Well, it is it is it is a creepy hard to explain video unless you just think it's a shadow and that it pretty much makes sense But you look at it you could tell it's on a shadow how because you can see a face Come over here. Look at it again. I'll show you You can see his face. What do you think, Brian? I think some guy just said it. It's impossible to tell what it is. It just looks like he's running along where people are sitting, right? What's the name of the video you looked up to find it?

Let's see. It's called soccer time travel comma the football stadium incident comma live footage dash YouTube. That's a fucking pretty long. Check it out. Well, if you just type soccer game time travel, it comes right up. Yeah. Hmm. But you notice something like that too. I mean, he looks like he's running,

but not particularly quickly. It also looks like he's running along empty bleachers. Well, he does go through that fence. I got a little bit of that. Yeah, but what if it's one of those like, you know, like those orange like safety fences? It's not like really a fence. It's more like like a plastic.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure what you can't explain how he's going through things though. What's he going through? He's going through people. It doesn't look like he's going through people. It looks like he's going in front of people. No way. To me, yeah, it looks like he's going in front of people No way to me. Yeah, looks like he's going in front of me. They go through a blue fence

Right, but how do you know there isn't a break in the blue fence right there? It doesn't look like Okay, there's not a chance that that anybody could run that fast though Hmm trying to find nobody that's inhuman the way that person moves at live speed. I Mean I'll agree like I think people could run that fast running that Running that fast through through bleachers would be a fucking trick Moving but going but they look like they're on wheels though. Mm-hmm. They're not they're not running because a run Has a certain

like movement to it. There's no movement that would say that person. They disagree, right? They do slow motion. You can see his legs moving. Right, but it's still moving at a rate though. That's not when you do slow motion, but he's still not moving properly for a run. His head remains at the same exact height. I believe though he's running in front of the first time I heard it was a ghost. Ghost? Is a time traveler. All right, hold on. Definitively.

That's what I mean, and that's where that's where a lot of time travelers would go though, to sporting events. All right, hold on one second. Why is that? It's the bomb. It's already been debunked. Already. With that video conveniently does, here's the full video is cut out the guy coming down the steps. And they said the fact that he's running through a fence is just a trick of the light, because you see people sitting on the fence. Because it's...

Oh, so he runs down the... He runs down the... I don't know what that word is. I don't see that. Let me see that. Let me see that. Let me see that. Dr. Video.

Yeah. But you notice they stopped, though. Because it leads into the video that then you watch That's the guy that you watch running across coming down the steps and hook and right and then the video that That says he's a ghost starts there Hold on hold on I like I could I can debunk it immediately You know debunk the debunked video because there's not, I wanna see, how do you stop this shit?

Hahaha. Look. Yeah. Scrub. What are you thinking? I was wondering. Did you get him to scrub that shit? See, they don't, they don't, that's still not picked up

and right at the right time though. I wanna just be able to get. That's your guy. That video is showing you exactly what he did. He's a fucking homeboy, runnin'. And that thing that looks like he runs through a wall is just a trick of the light. These people edited the video to make it look like that. It's too much fun.

The people on the stands don't match the stands. No, they don't. It's right there and that guy's right there. Absolutely. Those are the people that when the video picks up right here. Those are the people. Where? That one and those two, so you're saying that's him and that's him and him.

They're not the running guy there and then those. They're not spaced apart properly. They don't match. The videos don't match. And see that blue right there. That's the wall Those seats of the wall That looks like a wall that's not a succeed So a rational explanation is dismissed

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