Tell Em Steve-Dave - #307: BQ+BM=TLF

Episode Date: October 15, 2016

Q is named Pusshole of the Week, scary clown fad, the boys dust off 'Rant or Ruse?'. Music: Crazies - Spookshow

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Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. Unfortunately, Walt, right out of the gate, we've got a name a puzzle of the week. It was full of two weeks, maybe. That's right. Thank you. Really? Yes. Scheduled to record last Wednesday. Hold out. The schedule was too tight. Too heavy with obligation. He's a busy dude, though, you can't deny that. too heavy with obligation. He's a busy dude though, you can't deny that. Very busy. He's touring, he's doing the show, he's going to Brett Michael concerts.

When I found that out, that's when I knew that we had a post-holer of the week that he would rather go below Brett Michael's behind sage backstage like a groupie then oh he got back to the show Come on Did he get the talk to Brett Michaels? I don't know. I don't think he did. I mean, I don't think he wanted to He went with somebody else who I guess wanted to whatever so he Well, well Brett Michaels not even not even poison So he, uh, yeah. Valley Point. Brett Michaels, not even, uh, not even poison. That's tough, you know, I mean, yeah, he only has a, uh,

a few free moments in his schedule. I mean, in an, you know, Brett Michaels concert is only going to happen what once, twice in this area, maybe ever again. I don't know. I don't think he'll keep touring. Well, I guess I've the demand is there, but I mean, well, that 80 shit is back. People love that stuff, man.

They do. Like moms will bring their kids to poison and stuff. Like, when I went to see, when I went to see poison. I mean, I actually went to see someone else but poison opened and There were a lot of like moms there with like younger girls who I assume were their daughters, you know trying to be like, hey, this is this is how we used to rock Just yeah, I can't imagine be like That being a fun evening for the kid who has to go watch their mom, you know, show them how they rocked in the 80s. Right.

Yeah, it's, um, sad. It's not worthy enough to be like, I got to pass this down. Is it? No, but there's such a, like if you were the right age at the time though, if there's such a fucking heavy nostalgia factor that you're just like, how can you not think this is awesome? But like, viewed through, you know, the prism of say, someone who's 30 years to 35 years younger than you.

someone who's 30 years to 35 years younger than you. Yeah, but the but the whole thing of like, well, I want to, I want to have my child experience. And the child is probably an adult, right? You're almost at this point. These, um, these girls that I saw, they look like they were like maybe 15, 16. This is years ago. I don't, yeah, again, I don't know if it's if it's that worthy of an experience that you want to that you need to share and then be like, look, you need to recognize this, this is important. This is substantial. Right. This is a chapter in history that will probably never be repeated. Oh, skinny pop pop pop. Was that little poison sauce? That's one of their sauces.

An outro lighter steak. Is it an unskitty pop pop? It means something else. I was told it meant something, uh, towardry. Unskitty pop? Yeah. I don't know. Let's look it up.

I thought that was about the the oral. I thought it was about banging fat chicks. Oh, yeah. That's that's what I thought. You know, let's see. We'll look it up on. This is my go-to AZ lyrics. They always know. What's got you so jumpy? Why can't you sit still? Like gasoline, you want to pump me and leave me when you get your fill. Every time I touch you, honey, you get hot. I want to make love. You never stop. Come up for air. You push me to the floor. Oh, you're right. It's about oral, right? Why? Come up for air. You push me to the floor. What's been going on in that head of yours? air you push me to the floor what's been going on in that head of yours. Unskittybop just blows me away on a skinny bop all night and day. Unskittybop bop bop bop she just loves to play. Unskittybop nothing

more to say. You look at me so funny love bite got you acting also strange you got too many bees in your honey am I just another word in your page. Every time I touch you honey you get hot blah blah blah blah blah. I don't yeah again I've only heard one one line that that could lead you to believe it was about you know the the sins of some carol. Like gasoline you want to pump me and leave me when you get your fill. What's right what's wrong what's left what the hell is going on? You're saying my love won't do you but that ain't love written on your face. Oh honey I can see right three. We'll see who's right and who at the end of this race. So he's saying

that I think it's up to debate. Give him a facial. I think it's up to the way we know. He's gonna act like a fucking little bitch and go to a poison concert that he could have asked him about. He should have gotten the the 411 right from the unskitty pop, right? Maybe the D.O. Is it about fucking fat chicks? We're getting blown. Yeah, I don't know.

Somebody out there knows. Somebody can tell us. Again, like there are certain artists that maybe merit you grabbing a young person by the arm and being like, you need, you need to listen to this. You need to at least be have, to have witnessed this performance. I don't know if poison's it though. No, probably not. Unless you're like, I mean, look, they were one of the biggest acts in the 80s. There's no, there's no denying that, right? But, but no, nothing substantial. There was no message. There was no, it's, it's literally cotton candy. Yeah. And there's no like, there's nothing, there's nothing significant in the, in the music that makes, that makes it like important though.

I'm saying you need to like, where you need to like, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop what you're doing. You know, I don't care if you got school tomorrow. Right, in fact, you don't have school tomorrow. You need to experience this. You need a life lesson. You're not going to get a life lesson from going to see Poison, so why would you bring your kid there? Well, maybe you're going to get a life lesson. What about every rose? How's it's thorn?

We both lie silently still in the dead of the night. Although we both lie close together, we feel miles apart inside. Was it something I said or something I did? Did my words not come out right? Though I tried to hurt you. Though I tried. But I guess that's why they say every rose has its thorn. So, you know, people drifting apart. Like, that's a life lesson later on. Right. But the, I, I'll be honest, and I cannot stand the metal battle, the metal ballad. It's absolutely the thing that just wanted to, you know, it, it almost put me off metal. Heresy, you don't like the fucking metal fucking power ballad I hated it I felt it was a hot ball I understand why bands had to do it because they wanted to make money and

they wanted chicks at the at the arena so it wasn't all dudes just playing in your heads right but it was the it was the worst of times for me to be a fan of metal and to have these bands just do power ballads. I want to put it gun in my mouth. Like it was okay, you take like your poisons, your Cinderella's, your white lives. Oh, crew. You know, crew did it with a whole whole. Crew eventually did it, yeah.

And then every, like we got to have one in every album. We got to have two. Right. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home.

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I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. I'm a home. know they were flashing devil horns then they abandoned the devil horns and we're like well we don't want to be associated with the devil okay you know what that I don't want to be associated with you then anymore you know I don't care about you I don't get a lot of watered jade flag if you're ashamed of the devil can you put this in the mail for me

I if you're if you're ashamed of your past and the pentagrams that you were so eager to display on all these albums and associate yourself with shouting at the devil. And now you're just going to sing about home sweet home. You're not singing them anymore. You're singing to a different crowd. You're singing to the girls. You're singing to the people who are paying. You're singing to the to to to cue now. Yeah. Yeah, you're serenading guys like you. You know, she was a power baller. He came out here. He was later. He was a power baller.

He's a power baller. He's a power baller. Like playlists guy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha under with a with a power ballot bed underneath you like you know like some some light power ballot to get romantic. No, not excluding jerking. As we have established there's certain genres of music I've never even heard before. Really like what? I remember when we were starting to do the like the first lip sinks or karaoke's like you know you're like how can you never heard the song? I'm like I never heard. Oh you never heard of Rod's towards tonight tonight oh my god really gonna be all right he's like I never heard this before and I was like the fuck how could you have never heard this song before because tonight was never the night it was never gonna be all right yeah all right

you know I can only I can only equate it to you is maybe before your time I I think I mostly I was I was like listening to Casey Casey So that's the kind of is there like something you would put on or have you ever like you know I would or something you hope to put on one day you're like I'd like to try to To do some stuff Well, this is playing I still remember the music that first was lying to the girl. Like, he comes in in a robe.

Well, I mean, I could cut this out, but I won't need you. It's like, you are doing stuff now, right? Sometimes, yeah. OK, so he's doing stuff. Really? We're not going to get, and I'm going, you've got to be respectful.

OK, I want to lose it, because you're not going to put it up on him. Yeah, he's like, I can't to be respectful. I want to lose it because you're not going to screw it up on. Yeah, he's like, I can't fuck this up. I'll be back to jerkin' off the power, Bellis. You don't ever put some music on? I was gonna say, remember the music that was first playing the first time I ever did stuff. Okay, what was that? It was Elvis.

What's Elvis song? He was totally into Elvis. What was it, Elvis song? He because she was totally into Elvis. What was Elvis song? I don't remember the exact song, but it was like a mix. You remember the song? No, it was like a mix. She's like in her own mix. The mix conversation.

Little more action. No. And that's why I like Ocean's Levin so much. I hear all that Elvis music. I mean, how went? Hunk of boom. How what is the collective 13% or plus right now thinking of making love Oh really yeah oh my god who who who who's well padded with old newspapers

discarded food stuff who put the music on she did so where was the radio? Was a CD player was a CD player was an MB3 it happened last week And she was like she was like I need to drown out this out. I need to think of Elvis Is that your impersonation of her? Can we hear that again? Sure you were looking in the mirror Okay, you gotta hear the city So you're saying she had a stutter

So she had a knife through it Was it was it a mix CD that she had made herself she had had made herself. So this is just right around like with CD. I know one. I know he may not be at 13% or so. But a queue with Elysses, this is going to be fucking rock hard Elvis. Oh, I know. And get real Elvis. Yeah.

On the kitchen floor. And she gave me the CD, but I ended up I lost it in a car accident. Really? Yeah. It was in my CD changer. And it got mangled in the accident. So there's no way to retrieve the CD.

Wow. Yeah, irreplaceable. You can never make that mix CD again. Memory. Well, she made it. Yeah, all right. Did you have often, did you go back to that CD? It did not last long, so it just stayed in the stage.

If you had any of the last one of the solids here. If you had it now, could it do the job on a lonely night? Uh, no, no, it just stretches out too many bad memories. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because the reason why I refer to her is the psycho because she I'm sure she does the same She's gonna show her she's going yes, I had to be a psycho Yeah, she's like I must have and yeah The voicemessages, I don't not sure what that recording is now, but it's just like,

you know, you know, come out in your house, I'm not gonna hurt you. I just want to talk to you. Just come out and talk please. It sounds like... Come out and talk. It sounds like... It's not going to the three stuages.

No, it sounds like an old time actor. Let's do it again. I'm not going to hurt you. Just come out and talk. I want to talk to you. It sounds like one of the impersonations that the guy I'm sorry and I lied to did who Dana Carvey. You're doing an impersonation. I lied to you who Dana Carvey. Mm-hmm. Um, it's these, you're doing it impersonation.

I can't put my finger on it, but it's an old time actor that Dana Carvey would do all the time. Not Jimmy Stewart. Yes, it's Jimmy Stewart. Oh, Jimmy Stewart. Do it again. You fucked a few times. You're gonna win Jimmy Stewart.

That's hot. You married to a wife, that married. Wow. Well, revelations. Yeah. I can't believe you, that you can't remember the song though. Again, it was, I want to say so long ago, but it's been a year with this. Because Elvis is certainly not something that a lot of young people are into. You know, usually you, if you're gonna find, you find Elvis later on in life

because you know, you're more interested in the current popular music growing up. Yeah. Usually Elvis has to be introduced and certainly not introduced on a radio anymore anybody. She liked Elvis. Who's the one who used to play the piano? Like Norah Jones?

Like Nor Nora Jones? No, Nora Jones? I don't know. Is that a... I think so. Wait until I saw the song. Don't know why I didn't come. It sounds like that would be on your mixtape for Nora Jones, yeah.

Okay. Yes, so she liked that. I guess she sold more than 50 million albums worldwide. Why don't you love to just, I would love to meet Nora Johns and be like, here's a picture of a guy who's rocked-pussed to hear songs. Yeah.

You think that you think that she's a go-to ever in the romantic, like in the bedroom? Why let's put some Nora Johns on tonight? Well, she sold 50 million hours, I would say yes. So she's selling a lot of romantic songs. Um, she's like any power billets. I think like this it was more slower piano based music is what I remember. I don't claim to be an or Jones expert. Well glad you don't. Let's see. Let's see what people list as the the top power billets. Well, metal. Yeah the the top power bell is well metal yeah the top 20 metal power balance and run my sweet child baby yes wow this is not one that I would have

thought it says god damn these pop up bullshit ads feed to black from Metallica yeah I don't consider that a power ballad you not at all. It starts out slow. Mm-hmm. And so that's what the they're just trying to give legitimacy to the other fucking to the other corn, corn, corn, you should not to follow. Yeah, I'm sure we have. Okay, I'm gonna do the top 10's list because that fucking website sucks. the realms of dream of death Judas Priest these people also have feedablaque they have nothing else matters Come on silent lucidity Cemetery gates penterra no way a tutelaymo Magic power ballots. Yeah, I don't yeah, I'm talking about like you know my sweet child of mine

Yeah, I don't yeah, I'm talking about like you know my sweet child of mine Every rose has a storm Well, it's what would November Varemi considered I would yeah, I think Remarene possibly I'm from I'm from it with that. Okay, let's He's fucked it. Oh yeah, just fuck the radio static No Radio static The infomercials playing in the background you fucked with a sham well Really me Me

The I don't know what's going on. These websites are working. I was on Twitter the other day, Walt. Somebody from Talomsie Dave won a hundred bucks on Fandall. Really? How sweet is that? Yep. That's a big winner. People normally lose because they're, I try to lose because they want those patches,

but yeah, this person won a hundred bucks. So if you're into fantasy football, which I am not, well, I don't think you are watching my football, though, you do. You are, you like football, huh? You like all sorts of sports. You don't watch baseball, though, right? And I know the play of the World Series is coming up, but then I'll probably tune in just to see like a deciding game of World Series

Because the pressure is so intense, but for the most part, yeah baseball I could do it out. Yeah Is it America's game anymore? Is it still football balls now? America's game. People live and die by football and it's it's an institution and it's I mean fuck man. If Super Bowl is a holiday no wait the World Series is not a holiday Well, because this the World Series it's like okay, so we got to sit through all these different games like best out of seven I think right that place is like it's do or die like that is the day It's decided you don't have to schedule an entire fucking two weeks So okay talk about your personal experience playing Fandall says the copy

of which I have none. So sorry Fandall, that's not going to happen. Patriots are back. Tom Brady and Grant should be a nice connection. Don't you think, Walt? Brady came back and he, if you pick Brady in your, maybe you were on the fence about picking Brady last week on your fantasy team, you got burned yet again that motherfucker is not human Tom Brady is Inhuman he came out he was suspended for four games. He comes out granted it was against Cleveland Which is a basically a high school team, but doesn't matter man. He didn't he hasn't played in four weeks comes out lights him up throws also for

all sorts of yards and and for touchdowns he is I mean I'm gonna say he's the greatest quarterback that's ever fucking thrown a football better than Montana better than um better than young one flagger no better than what's his name it's like Steve young, the guy who, who, who, why would you put my name in the MX? I,

I've, I've seen you catch footballs and it's just, it's just like, but he's, he's throwing football post. What? You're, these guys throw,

he's, he's the guy who's throwing football. He's the guy who used to blow all the time, the, the religious guy. Oh, T-Boh. T-Boh.

Well, I mean, T-Boh say the life the other day, you know? Oh, Danny. How's that? Tell him how, tell him how, get him. Um, Mike was telling me, but it was, uh, he laid hands onibo say the life the other day. Oh, Danny. How's that tell him how tell him how good? I'm Mike was telling but it was he laid hands on someone and cured them

Oh of got them to come back to life of what what are they? All right, no, it's true It's true and then he's not fucking around. Okay, so Tibo fucking laid hands on somebody and they came back to life Let's fucking let's look up this fuck you don't I don't. I believe that it was reported. No, it's true. It was a man with a seizure. Okay, so the guy came out of the seizure and he was okay. I'll read it from the non-biased Christian post.com. September 19th, so this is last month ago. He was signing autographs, a man collapsing the stands behind him, and he laid hands on him and prayed for his recovery. What happened next was nothing short of miraculous. He put hands on

him and says a prayer, and the man breathes and another tweet someone says i just witnessed a miracle which is i guess the guy coming out of the seizure which i think happens quite often right usually requires drugs don't you see this is what this is what this is what they do this is what people do you don't they don't they want to they want to like uh... diminish what just happened a miracle is in front of their faith. What in front of their fucking faces they they witness them and they're like, uh, it's not a miracle.

No, no, people are here are saying it's a miracle. I know. I'm talking about you. Yeah. Well, it wasn't in front of my face. I'm just reading from the Christian post. But like there, you know, what's the sad thing about this all is? What's that?

Is that there's no fucking fantasy stat for fucking bring us on back to life because that would have been a fucking tell a 10 beller and it would have been more better than what Tom Brady did way better. You're on the top of every league you were in. Not as good as what it's super ball but still bringing someone back to life that's pretty damn cool. Oh, Tibo is signing autographs fan has what looks like a seizure. He's not moving puts his hands on him It says a prayer the man breathes. Wow. You stop breathing during a seizure. I thought she just flipped around like a fish out of water You see your body goes like a demolition, so sometimes can paralyze the diaphragm Don't you like don't you Have to stick your finger up some your ass or something like that

I thought I read that your ass or something like that. No, I can't. What's that I read that somewhere? What does that mean? I'm having a seizure. What's the danger part of your ass hole? I remember my dog used to have seizures. Like they would have to,

you would have to like put in like a little tiny animal, what's the suppository, in a race and then she would like come out of the seizure. Who did it? Who's job was that in the house? I guess probably Pam, She's a nurse. Like I was living there at the time. I have heard.

I was so annoyed. Like a DOD or supposed to stick an ice cube up someone's butt. And a lot of paramedics say they provide that. Oh, what? If someone's OD over there. Really? It's a nerd in legend. Okay. And where do you, where do you come across an ice cube? Where you can use NARCAN.

People usually imagine you wake up from a Okay, and where do you where do you come across an ice cube where you can use Narkin? Can you imagine you wake up from a do diesel and shove it in ice cube up here? I should be like what the fuck You woke up. Wait, let's say you don't let's say you don't have an ice cube It's never again. It's never It was a revolution. Yes. Okay. Why are you bringing it up in here? This is we're talking about a fucking real miracle I know man. We're talking about snopes and shit here. We're talking about fucking honest to go Okay, did you see the picture of him laying the hands wall? No, he's like reaching over a wall barely touching the guy's leg He's like trying to reach him And he says breathe and then the fucking the dude comes out of it

That do you think it's a light touch? He didn't happen. It hadn't been a full touch. Yeah, what is he got to do? What is it guy got to do? Why does he have to why does he have to touch him though? I can't he just pray for it's called playing a major. Stop fucking shouting man. You're blowing my ears out. Fuck oh. Um, but actually he's right it's called laying of hands. And what is this guy got to do? What is this guy got to do to fuck it finally get all the haters to stop hating? Okay, play a decent fucking game. The last game. He fucking started. He won Okay, which is a playoff game. So I know I'm not sure. He lost it a Patriot. I have to that So he won that game against the Pittsburgh and they play the Patriots. They got they got fucking blown out Okay, so he he won a game He played off game, not just a game.

Okay, so he want to play, they're in the playoffs already now? No, he doesn't play anymore because he's just been, he retired? Yeah, I mean, it's, he's got, they can't take his Christianity. Get out of here. They can't, I mean, it's just, it's too much, they say, like it's a lot. He's too much in people's faces with the God stuff. It's too much of a distraction. So no team wants to take him on. It's controversy. Just like, you know, people, people kneel and

don't the, uh, uh, pleasure, religions and he, uh, there's no way, right? You're, you're fucking around with me. So players beat the shit out of their wives. And they don't get to spend it. Or they don't get, they don't get to come out and say that's the reason why they'll say the reason why is because he can't throw and that there's some there's some validity to that but there's a lot of people are just like he's just too much of a distraction because he wants to talk about it. He's possibly with the God stuff, but not during the game right. He just does.

He does the T-bow stuff. Yeah, but he can bless the reporters. Isn't every fucking asshole who gets fucking like when they do the draft. Isn't every mother fucker like a wall? I couldn't do this without God. Yeah, I think God gives a fuck if I play football or not. But we've talked about this. I thought this is ridiculous. That's what I'm saying. You can't pick Shabo for your fantasy league. Well, you know what? The fantasy league that matters. I can. You know what the fantasy league that matters I can and I do that's gods fantasy league Yes T-bo is that yeah, who's your your roster?

The heavens godly gods that's the name of the team It's a Come on, tell them to fucking it. Tell them to address what you got. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, you join the tell them Steve Dave, Fandall League, if you can. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. It's five bucks. Yeah, lay hands on your computer. Hopefully, it'll work.

Fandall.com slash T-E-S-D-Five Dollar Entry fee. You could win 100 dollars, 20 times the amount you invested. I wish I knew the guy's name who won. He's probably out there partying right now. Who do you think feels who do you think feels more pure unadulterated joy? A guy who wins the Super Bowl or a guy who brings a man back to life. For me, it would be the Super Bowl For Tibo I'm assuming that now that he's taking credit for a guy just reviving on his own He's going back to sign an autograph. She's nobody wants him

So earlier today we we'll have to ask you if you get them came to you and he's like, I need to be put out of my misery. Would you have an end of you to get you know, he has some sort of debilitating disease and he'd you to put me down like oldie-other. Do you look kivorkin? Yeah, and you said last night and this morning So have we taken a big dip in performance? No, I wouldn't say that I don't know if I want to even get into it really There was we had we had a real we had a legitimate

Mon man to man And here was, we had a real, we had a illegitimate, mon man to man talk, and I think that we put the training back on the tracks and... You had to put on your boss pants, huh? Did I? There was a little bit of boss pants in there, but it was also a little bit of like tough love. No like friend pants Okay, so it is One leg was a port one leg of Boston

Yeah, my friend yeah, you're me undies or your friends Your friend and any of this boss pants. I mean, I guess I mean, I won't I won't get into the conversation about but I will I I guess you could tell I guess I find I find I mean I wish Q was here because it involves you oh my god but I get a text last night from Q and I'll be on I mean I'm not I don't want to I don't want to tell the story and diminish my because I think it will it could diminish my my real feelings at that moment because if I tell her you know people yeah To me it wasn't a joking matter, but I had to attack some cue last night and he's like I'll read it to you Do do do do do do do because I think he wanted to

Do do do do do do do do because I think he wanted to Like whatever you do don't fuck a lot of people not went to Can you can you let? Get him try and find some keys for me. He's looking for the skeleton keys if he finds them I can stop looking or overpaying for the ones I do find if he wants to scale it in keys with a cue on them or something. Yeah, or in a cue series. Okay. And I wrote, I was perplexed when I got this because I was like, Why is he asking you?

Yeah, why am I being brought into this conversation? And I wrote, yeah, I mean, he could look tomorrow at some point. And he goes, thanks buddy. He says he knows where to try and rev bank. And then I couldn't let it go because I'm like I'm ballin like, why the fuck again am I in this conversation? So I say, that is I even a group of texts is just you. Yeah, I go, is he, I go, I just write, is he blaming me as the reason he hasn't looked for these keys? And he writes back, this is what he sent me. I asked, well, if I could go look for your keys and he said you were on tour this week so it's not important.

And I wrote back, yeah, because he told me on the Wednesday afternoon before Comic Con that he was going to take time Thursday to go look for these keys. When he fucking knows full well that he is the only working at the stash. I said he could look for those keys later in the week, as you won't be back for the next two weeks. That fucking come that early could come in early and do it, or he could stay late. Hell, he was on both days this weekend and I was off. He fucking easily could have found to time. I ate the fucking reason he has it look for your keys

So you're a Pat I was mad you're a patty and then this whole key conspiracy and I'm looking for the key to Brett Michael's heart And I wrote one thing you will find out about kittens if you spend enough time when around him and I have is he always has an excuse Why it's someone else's fault that or someone else's action that he has not done what was asked of him. And I had to get him to all the way. So this text that you never should have been involved with in the first place has now got you like hot under the collar at home on your own time. Because because of one incident, all the reason it really made me have was because he's

he out of context, he told Q Walton think it was important. Right. Out of context, that makes me look like the jerk, right? Like I'm like I'm diminishing something that Q is fine, it's important. Right. Which wasn't the case. I was just saying, because he comes to me with that kind of like, he wants to do it.

Yeah. Like he wants to find the keys for Q, which is cool. But he's telling me as if like, like he's got that it. Like he wants to find the keys for cue, which is cool. But he's telling me as if like, like he's got that nervous energy, like I gotta find these keys for cue. Like it was Kevin who called and who he works for. Yes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, then you can defend yourself.

And I'm like, and I can see that kind of like that manic, like I gotta do this and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down. Tomorrow you're here by yourself. Whoa,'s okay you can't it's not important right now to find those keys for Q because he's not gonna be in for two weeks anyway okay you are here by yourself tomorrow you cannot just go fucking around looking for keys he's got 40 years without these keys and now and to me and I've forgotten totally about it now and I also said to to get them then you could defend yourself

When you go fucking place your order for surf taco Go look for the keys when you launch break Coming early Stay late right do what I'm not here any number of things other than while you're on the clock and supposed to be working here Okay, no, I didn't say it was for Thursday. I said, I asked he, right, Q texted me Tuesday night. And I said, I know in my head, there was a place in Red Bank that had a big, like bucket of keys,

because I needed them for my house. I said, okay, I know. Totally irrelevant to what's going on here. It's irrelevant and means shit to all to the conversation. Brian doesn't give a fuck about the spy gown fucking a keys Well, you know a place that potentially might have the Narev bank. That's all you need to fucking tell him So Brian and I said I said too much info and I said and when I came to you I was like I go Friday. I said

You know, can I go and take a look for these keys? I remember you're saying the word Friday Potentially possibly you could but all I know is that you got that look on your face And you got that like that energy of like nerve-sensually. I gotta go find these keys, and I'm like whoa whoa whoa Well the fucker you're here by yourself tomorrow. That's all your concerns I'm making sure that you're here and you're not preoccupied with with Q's keys Which is why I wanted to go on Friday because both you and Mike would have been here And that would have been two people cover the store and I could have scurried away and been gone for 20 minutes You're so going to be here 20 minutes early. We're sick 20 minutes late. Yeah, okay. Go ahead. Well continue

Well, you know, I Not on his lunch break like you said. Yeah, what I really usually I usually don't take lunch break I come in here. I eat my food and I've I told you how many times On on your hand have I said you don't need to eat in here I got coming here. I eat my food and I by told you how many times On on your hand have I said you don't need to eat in here. Why should go me somewhere else? I did disturbing. I've actually said go eat somewhere else. You don't need to eat behind the counter Have a night and I tried I one day came over here and I tried to eat behind the counter And you came up to me with the phone and you're like deal with this Call so what if you're gonna fucking come in here, and I'm gonna take a call

I don't want to take and you're not going to listen to me. I said go eat somewhere else And you're gonna take the call then I was eating all the way back here behind the camera way back here Oh the show counter So you can't take the call case we need you you just said well, I'm here in case you need me Well, that's so that's what I don't call me on it. That's it. I'll take me up on that's it That's a necessity because you know Walt does want to take those calls whatever you know, which is why like I said I I'm shocked you ever answer the phone like ever

Take the phone with me and I was back here. So but that's what I was saying when there's two people working So Mike can answer the phone and I could go right now and get these keys I can and I will say yes, I was psyched because I was like I Can help you with this problem and I'm glad that you can help them. I'm all for it. But there is you got to prioritize. You don't prioritize though. That's one thing that I see as an observer. You don't you have a problem prioritizing what is and what isn't a necessity. You seem to want to put everything on the same level. And a guy who's not here for two weeks, if you would find the key Friday or you find it before it comes back the day before

what's it meant? What difference would it have made? Well, as we found out from Hugh a lot because he's going out searching for these keys and everything, which is the kind of emergency. So you're saying he could stop his search if you found him. I'll also say you're wrong. He doesn't put everything on the same level of priority. He prioritizes shit that he shouldn't be like finding keys. Well, I'm not saying it shouldn't be a priority. If you could help out a friend. In terms of the time that he's working from the time he gets here until the time he leaves working. Yeah, that's not your priority.

And Q would agree with that, I'm sure. But I was saying, I would go try to take a lunch. And Q was like, well, tell Waltids for me, you should be happy with me this week. And so that's why he should be happy with me this week. Yeah. Oh, no, I said that. I would have no idea what that was. And so that's why you said he should be happy with me this way. Yeah Well, I said that I would have no I would have no idea what that was last week or this was the fourth The fourth okay, yeah, I would have I don't know I know you're the right man to come through and so and what happened today again I'm so he's buttering. Yeah, so what did I say today? What what what what what we resolved this and I was like

Go look for the keys go place in your order go look for the keys go do it take care Go see you can get it done. Yeah, what happened? Well, it turns out the guy died a year and a half ago a year ago and Like Jesus The guy was like he goes. Oh, yeah, you had a five-pound bucket of keys and he's like he goes We don't have any that'll fit that series anymore Oh, yeah, you had a five-gown bucket of keys and he's like he goes we don't have any that'll fit that series anymore What is this now I'm curious because I saw it the other day and now I see it and evidently they're hard to find He's like he was on eBay and she'll make it. What is a Corbin skeleton?

Like Corbin. It's a Corbin is the perfect Just like an old fashioned key like a regular skeleton key, but each series was cut differently here So it fits into the lock differently. So the Corbin keys have a notch here. What numbers does he need? Maybe putting it out right now, we can end this quest for... That's what's got to be... That's what got to be... That's what got to be...

That's what got to be here in a half ago. That's what got me talking to Cubus. Because so Cubus... You're suffering just as much as that girl you fucked out. I know, I know. Cubus, are you sure you were looking in the mirror fucking masturbating? Cubus is on Twitter that he was looking for these keys to his now to his Twitter audience.

Oh, so he's probably now. Okay. So, people were tagging me and the thing saying, oh, get him. You should try to help him look for these keys. And so, and I said I missed, I missed stated, you know, it wasn't the intention of how I meant to state it. But I wanted to like, you know that I'm still, I was still interested in looking for the keys and I didn't Advantage you but not just kind of a full guy

You're not to but again, and and I'm gonna I'm gonna hold my tongue and not do to you What you did to me? I'm not gonna throw you under the bus. Yeah, it's his boss shorts on right now. Not as full-packs But you went you locked You didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't succeed. But I didn't. But what are the numbers that if anybody out there listening may have that they could send to the stash. I believe it's Q3 through Q23. If you anybody out there, they have you next year one floating around. I got like six in my bag, I'll just give them to him. Do you? No.

I don't know what it was. Well, like I said, this is the place I would go. Because he needed to fit a certain lock that he has? Yeah, but he's not sure which key goes into which lock. So. I'm not sure what he meant by, I should be happy with him this week. I'm always happy with him. I've never, I'm happy with him.

Maybe the vinyl? I don't know. I've never been unhappy. I can't never say, you know, I can't say that a lot of people. Well, I think I think about it now. Pretty much just me. I know I can't say about anybody at the table here. That's a fact. I'll tell you what, unlike Getham, I will take responsibility and look back at the time you were unhappy with me and be like, of course, why would I be? Yeah, he did today too, and his defense.

And I, but he also told me something that I have to, that I personally have to adhere to, is that he told me flat out, if you tell me explicitly what you want. I could do anything Mm-hmm anybody I have been doing that so it's today we had a conversation. I was like Please don't have me afraid to speak openly in front of you that you will then go back and tell people what I may have said out of context So now we talk out of the way and you. And you're not going to do that anymore, right? No. Okay. And I could add a context. Me saying, that's not important. That makes it to sound to cute. I was just like, fuck him in his keys. Yeah. He's got to. Who the fuck

it think he is? And I understand where you were coming from and that's not important in that it was. He's out on vacation. Right. And that's if he wasn't actually like when he's out there, like looking in antique shops, it doesn't matter. It's true. It doesn't get him about two seconds before it comes out or day after. Right. But I was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, But now that we've went over the thing, I think we went over a lot this, this morning when I got in and I'm, I'm expecting, uh, bigger and better.

Yeah. Yeah. I, so you don't like the type of employee that you can just assume won't go and say things out of context other people. Like a guy where you're like, well I shouldn't have, you know, like the kind of employee that's like, wow, they did it on their own. Like I don't even have to say it. Like in regard to anything. I think everybody would like that. It needs direction. I don't know. I, I think everybody would like that. I need its direction. That I don't know. I'm saying he needs direction like where like where I have to like, okay, you can, you can, uh,

you can exhale now. Uh, you know, I'm just saying that like, um, I think I need to be more explicit. And I was like, this is, this is what I'm hoping you'll do. And now that I've told him, I think that we're hopefully on the same wavelength. I do try to do stuff without you prompting me to do it. Like when I come into the morning, something's sold on eBay, then I before it's sitting there very good. I feel like I tell you when I'm happy

Right and like I'll good you did that good. Yeah, I think you would tell me Oh really I says it tell me explicitly the jokes you want me to make Only the ones that your own expense gets. But now, again, maybe you were off two days too though. Did you look for any of the keys while you're off for the last four years? No, because I just said it was. You were too busy grieving the key guy. I don't know how to say it.

I'm sorry. But that's that grieving the key guy? I don't know how to say it. I thought that. But that's that's that's you felt better the key guy don't the guy you don't even know. I'm in a once when I bought keys off him how many years ago? Like three four years ago. How long was this interaction? I had to go through a bunch of keys so probably like 10-15 minutes. Wow. And you felt bad? Well, the guy told me his wife died first and then he died, so it was like, okay, it's said you say what happened to the gallon key, the five gallon jugger keys, did you hear

us? No, I didn't. I thought that would be a little too. I have a friend, Brian, who'll be super interested. He's on TV. No, I meant to be like, oh, I said you're on TV. Oh, yeah, well, yeah. This is what's important.

I got to tell him the story about this five gallon bucket of keys. I mean, talk is what's important. I gotta tell him the story about this fuck out of fucking a piece I mean Talk about dying's being blown. Yeah He a lot of way is also like he he likes to give a way more information that's needed a lot of people Mm-hmm that I deal with on a daily basis to that. Yeah, nobody can get to the point Yeah, a lot of a lot of fat, not a lot of fucking filet and you know, me meat, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, ago. Oh, yeah, there are no direct routes at the Secret Snatch. They're fucking like, the scenic route is always the route most preferred. Right, it's like Billy and Jeff from Family Circus here.

Most are cute. It's fucking rude possible. Like it took me two as roommates, I had to my quote unquote sister came in today and listen to this yes I'm downstairs in the basement he goes I need to get a Harley Quinn plush I just sold one and I go okay and I don't want any more information but he feel to my sister. Why do you even need to know that that's what he needs to get like why not just go down there and get it and bring it. It's not even worth mentioning, right? I wasn't sure when it went. Oh, God. And I was, I saw that, of course, I'm like, you have a sister.

And he goes, she was here and you didn't introduce us. Right. And he goes, well, I introduced her to Mike. You didn't want to introduce me to, you didn't, he did not want to introduce his sister to me. That's obvious. Which is okay. You seem, I'm almost like, you know, I don't give a fuck.

I don't care. I think I was in the basement. Which is okay, I'm almost like you know, I don't care Like a female version of get up time some warm-winded story I'm gonna have to be a bit more serious. I'm gonna have to be a bit more serious. I'm gonna have to be a bit more serious. I'm gonna have to be a bit more serious. I'm gonna have to be a bit more serious. I'm gonna have to be a bit more serious. Oh my god. It's so hard to find the realisation. Yeah, just collect it like that.

Oh my god. Oh shit. But then it turns out that way it wouldn't be what you're thinking because again, the scenic route is But it turns out that way it wouldn't be what you're thinking because Again the scenic route is it's not really his sister. Okay, so explain this to Brian Many years ago See for I He's just like a god. That could be just fast-forward. Let's do it. You gotta do it, day-to-day.

All day long, this is shit. Like, what explain to her? Why you call this person your sister? Because, my ex-assister had a friend that we used to hang out at a Freo Royce Play Mall, but she was young. So, like, her grandma would come drop her off. I'm lost already.

OK, sorry, grandma would come drop her off. And she lost already. Okay, sorry grandma, but come drop her off. And she didn't want her like hanging out with like anybody, anybody else like, you know, guy wise or anything. Just you? Oh my god. No, no, she, so she wasn't telling her who she was there to hang out with. She was usually saying, I'm going to hang out my friend Liz. And one day her grandmother stayed with, stayed at the mall.

And she's like, look, if, if we're walking around in my grandmother walks up, you got to tell her that you're my friend Liz and his brother so it's like okay so we finally run into Liz and I run up to her and I just grab her and I go, SINESS! and she was like so freaked out she's like who's this guy hugging me and never since then we- wait so you didn't know Liz? no I did not know only before this point now that's it uh... like i have a promise him coming downstairs and without any kind of like uh... like uh... like ha ha

like i just sold out like so like so matter of fact i just sold out that harley quince of my sister and joker to my sister right and he wants the fucking watch you be like yes sister yes and that's that's the hell that I've made for myself now. Like, because he doesn't have the process of like, hey, there's this girl, this is the experience that I had with her.

Let me run through it. All right, why would he give a fuck? Let me just go get the Harley Quinn and not mention who I'm selling it to at all. And it's so far not, like it's not even once the last time you saw Uh last year when she was out here. She um She heard her husband and does she remember the joke that your her brother. Yeah. Oh yeah, you got it. She loves it. Yeah To the yeah

I also married her in her husband did my oh really good when you did you know that he's a We're dating minister. Yeah, I didn't get it. I'm gonna tie someone right. Oh yeah, her husband. Oh, really? Did you know that he's a ordain minister? Yeah, I didn't. Yeah. I'm trying someone right? Oh, yeah, papas being. Yeah. Speaking of which, just the heads up,

he baptized me on the last year's Christmas episode. And we discussed the Christmas episode, this year's Christmas episode. It's back to all Holly Jolly action. Yeah, it's like it's going to be the verbal equivalent of being assaulted with a candy cane, right? Christmasly Christmas like you're going to be assaulted with Christmas. There was going to be so much Christmas content. I wonder where you were going with that for a second. There's going to be so much Christmas content that it's going to be we're going

to be crantly opening your mouth and we're going to shove it down your throat and see vomit. There's just so much Christmas content, right? Yeah. You'll have to have your stomach pumped. Yeah, a lot there will be a lot of ER visits Yeah, due to overdose of Christmas shit Santa Elves Rudolph Christmas games. I mean special Christmas guests. Oh big guests. Mm-hmm big guests a big get one. We've won her for years Mm-hmm and Sealed sign and delivered. Yep, it's a guarantee. It's a lot. It's a lot. So, you know, I understand that people were unhappy with last years and, you

know, the sales reflected that, but this year we're back. And this is an important Christmas episode because if it does, if it does, it does as well or as poorly as last years maybe we should just abandon the take down the stockings and this would be the the six year I think I think it may be time to be like you know what amin it was it was fun while last it but no more Christmas this year though I mean sales were, I mean, sales were, I mean, they weren't that bad, but sales were bad. Sales were strong after that. The word of mouth was what killed it.

Yeah. So happy that the answer were, we're able to go online in this daily and this day and agent and warn other ants about how poorly or how great an episode is. Yeah. But in contrast, the vinyl cast too is very well received. That was. Yeah. You know, a few things like raise my meter at all in terms of like being happy, but that like seeing the positive response that people liked it as much as they did. That was cool. That makes you that does affect your mood in a good way.

Yeah, in a positive way. That's awesome. I like to hear that. Yeah. And then next day came and it was back to the next day or the or the or the mobile you turned a corner on. Yeah, as soon as I like shut the computer down, I was like, fuck everything. Yeah, as soon as I like shut the computer down, I was like fuck everything. Here's a sponsor, Walt, initially I said no. It was over a year ago. Our ad guy approached us with Luke Crate and I was like, who would want this stuff? That's why I'm not a rich man. We really should have our ad guy not asking you What we should do this is really it was strange enough

This is the only one that I was just like nah Aside from like porn stuff like weird shit that I'm like this is not stuff that I agree with that But yeah, Lucreta's pretty fucking power They were right on the on saying nose at a porn one like I'm gonna I'm gonna have to find out to be honest and blunt Real bad call I'm saying no to the porn ones. I'm gonna have to be honest and blunt. Real bad call. I was off the mark on Luke Creek. Yeah, they are super popular and that shit is so fucking good when it comes.

It really is just like how are they getting such cool shit? And Andy could such a good price. Well, it doesn't even matter. It's like the the licenses the items. It's like It's like not as like the hottest Tiant is something they're gonna have it like we had the the future on the ship that I want that thing was it's amazingly detailed Versailles everything I will miss the Well, they had the Eleanor from down to 60 seconds and they had a hood

wearing it for your car. It was either the flash or the green arrow I believe a lot. Yeah, that's right. Done like in the style of like the 20s. I got this insanely cool like last month. I got this insanely cool Harley Quinn statue. Yep. The Millemony statue. I mean, does anybody buy that on eBay? Because I got one too. Well, we shouldn't be talking about flipping you know, the great stuff on eBay while we're we're while trying to push it on. I could have said that anyway. But you know what though? No, if you want to, sage loves that shit.

The second it comes in, she goes through that box. She's like, here, take her to X shirt, fatty. And she takes all the rest of the stuff. But what also you could do, I mean, like, if you, let's say, you just want to use Loucray as an investment. You could invest in a year and Lucray put them to the side in a couple of years or now pop them up on eBay. You know they're going to go for three, sometimes four times what you paid for them depending on what was in that particular box. Yeah, because the box isn't really that. That door they keep opening the keep opening and peaking

The Sure why not well, how could you turn this person down? Yeah, we're busy doing important stuff here. You ever hear a loot crate? Yes, do you love it? Actually have a shirt on from one right now. There you go, a loot crate shirt. Wow, somebody's wearing a loot crate shirt while we're doing a loot crate ad. Who would have thought, man? That shows you like that. How wrong I was. I mean, again, it's just another example of how wrong you were. Yeah. Where are you going to sign up for loot crate? Okay, you girls listen to this if you want some Lucrate

Lucrate.com slash TSD and you're gonna get 10% off How sweet is that I got I got a little criticism for Lucrate though like last month. They put this This Batman like bat playing keychain in or something. It was so fucking sharp like the wings. I had to take it off my keychain. It was kind of you were actually using it. You actually utilized it in Luke Kramer. Some of this stuff, yeah. Well, the shirt's always. And I do judge people foring them in public though. So yeah, you go to Luke Kramer that has, oh October, hard, taken over 40 years of creepy campy bloody icons, putting them in this month's crate. So that's for me then.

Let me see that I'm into. Channel your best final girl with items from the Walking Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, 513th, Texas James of Muscat, and Halloween. You have until the 19th at 9pm.m. Pacific time to subscribe and get the October one And it says boo for some reason at the end of the it I guess you're not following yeah I thought they were like like boo like they're signing off like see you later boo Boo yeah, yeah like we're booyakasha. No Yeah, so go to go to lucrative you want that stuff that I thought initially was done, but turns out it's not

What we're talking about but before that we were talking about oh your sister yes, and Christmas I don't know why we're talking about why that could get into the all your day. Yeah, you married there. They're there She's married by you now. How many marriages have you performed? Believe them to three how many of them are still together you performed? I believe I'm to three. How many of them are still together? All of them as far as I know, the one with my sisters a little on the rocks from what I understand. Oh yeah you found that today? No, it's just been you know. You found out about that hug back in the day. It's just been rocky. It's just been rocky. Yeah. Do you as a minister are you able to counsel if people are having issues? I guess if I would have that, I would have to bring them both in and let them counsel.

Can we do like, can you ask Twitter maybe would you would you be comfortable counseling couples and now since you are in a relationship now, you're never ever been in a better space than to give advice onto people who are having problems If I can have both parties present I wouldn't be I wouldn't be you couldn't just do it like if someone tweeted you some Get one side of the story and you know You know it's it's talking to only here one side of the story you gotta hear both sides of the story And find where the truth is in between and what and like let's say They were having issues. Let's say they were having issues,

let's say they were just like, you know, she or he, I don't want to be sexist. Like every rose has its own. And they were like, you know, I want to do certain things that my partner won't do behind closed doors. It's causing a lot of problems. So how would you counsel them first I suggest an illness no say one of the partners is like I've heard of this this activity stolen

let's say it's more normal let's say it's more well not that that's nothing is more abnormal than that let's say it's I don't know, let's just say it's like... Like Ty, like Ty, him or her, they want to like, with scarred. I guess that is now has become accepted as a... Thanks for finishing it to Gray. And they're like, and I don't, I'm not into that. And it's causing me to think I may need to... We got to find out the base reason why they don't want to be

restrained. I mean, it's actually being restrained is very powerful. You're the one in power, especially for your, you know, you go with the whole can you shake the table and your mic more? Are you not doing it enough? Well, I think that's because he's getting fine, bother. Yeah, I know he's thinking about restraining people. Have you ever had to counsel anybody as a minister? Uh, no, not a minister in a story of sets.

Why have you abandoned a lot of your minister duties? Just because it... What did you say all? Well, you did perform that... I said that what was cool? Were we doing a meeting again? The baptism? He did do the baptism less than a year ago, so...

Have you followed up in making sure that Ming is still on the path? He's not a path, it's just not nowhere towards his home. Okay, I would love that, man. You know, like, when you go, you know, like in a traditionally Catholicism, you know, like you go to a priest, you're like, hey, we're having problems and it's like, divorce is an option. You're not supposed to get divorced. I mean, obviously you go to a priest, you're like, hey, we're having problems and it's like, divorce is an option. You're not supposed to get divorced. I mean, obviously people do, but you know,

as opposed to a priest, I would love to see a couple. Give, get them, they don't even necessarily ones that the ones you married, but just a couple that's going through some problems. Be like, get them, here's what's going on, and just an hour therapy session. Couples therapy to see like I don't think it would be as That shit crazy as you think it may be yeah, I think he actually just by his thought process there

It may actually be sound advice. You think yeah, I do think that he would Hearing he like he said immediately he was like I need to hear both sides I do think that he would hear him. He like he said immediately he was like I need to hear both sides That says a lot about about a person all right Come on bro. You're a minister to you're a minister to and you're not leaning towards a preconceived Feelings right off the bat. Of course I'm like a tarfall. That's not science. So yeah, so he immediately was like, I want to hear both sides. He immediately saw the significance of being bound. Right.

You know, so I do, I don't think he'd be that, um, like is it bad, Jay, crazy, a person to, uh, counsel somebody on. Well, that, it becomes an issue of trust, right? And I would be like, so what, you know, trust him or her depending on who wants to do the painting. Oh, they could be in other things like past, uh, injuries, not injuries, I don't think enough past, uh, instances that, you know, maybe they were restrained as a child and it's just, you know, it causes flashbacks and triggers them right

And they hate to work triggers, but that's an intelligent trigger. I would find all right, you know, so let's say it's not being about let's find one that That's more like pedestrian Yeah, let's say I want to watch my then I football I get not me, but let's say the person comes, I can watch football. No, I'm already in bed, but let's say, you know, like, you're the guy comes, he's like, I just want to watch football and I get a lot of, I get like, I get static. What does she want him to do instead of watching football? Yeah, she wants him to, I don't know, go play bridge. Oh, like, she wants to go do some sort of couples activity on Monday. Yeah bridge

Well, yeah, let's say yeah like oh, I want to go visit my friend and her and her husband and We're you know, we'll do whatever and like the the front like husband who wants to watch football is not really friends with the other one. It's just by proxy that they would even be in the same room. Is that going to hang out with somebody or hardly? Is there a solution? You've been finding out why it was important that they have to meet on just this Monday night

during this certain time frame on the week. I mean, is she doing it to exert some kind of power or she's feeling she doesn't have control in the relationship? She's gonna tell you up while you're there too. But this is how she's like almost a passive aggressive thing. I know you enjoy this, so I'm gonna set up a date at this point in time. No, one days only do they can do it. Okay, well, is there anything, but why can't he, is there a problem with him, DBRing it and watching it later? He wants to do that, right? You do, you do that only under. I give you our lot of scoring events, but you know, I guess he's like, I guess to give any.

I got it. I work all days, like I just want to come home, kick back. It's nine o'clock at night. Is this a problem or just a one off, a one off? It It's it's understandable now. She's every Monday night planning activities Let's say this was the tipping point. It's all it's it's it's it's not maybe I just football But it's like I don't want to do this. I don't want to do all this crap with your friends like you do do do stuff with your friends I don't I don't want to be involved in me alone I don't want to go to all these baptisms and and kids parties and I don't want to go to all these baptisms and kids parties and and every relationship is given take. It's it can't all be on one side because then it's like a sea

solids not fun but it's just all on one side. You have to give any have to take. Now that mindset, are you bringing that to the table in your new relationship? Uh, he gives her money, she takes it. Ha ha ha ha! Are you, are you that like, um, thoughtful and, uh, so in tune? Because it sounds like you are a fucking catch. That's really what you, if you're living

by what you're preaching right now, Deacon. You, your lady has got to be like, I gotta, I gotta fucking tie this guy down. I gotta get a ring. Despite if you had treated him or not. I gotta get another ring I would have to say. Yeah, you are kind of like the big of us, right? Well, I think that one, you know.

Yeah, that's also, yeah, I mean, I'm sure a lot of listeners were like, and it's about a half hour going, we announced it. You're married, but you're, you know, you're married from the sake of the show. It's a it's a It's a sham wedding We could let's call it like this. It's it's it's not a real it's not a real marriage Well, get him. You never told me that she came in this weekend and bought some stuff No, she didn't buy anything she came up to push her out and get her free stuff

Yeah, I don't know that did she buy anything? I don't know stuff. Yeah, that's right. I don't know. Did she buy anything? Or did she just take the album? No, boy. It's like in termite. No, she deserves all that's coming to her. Yeah. A lifetime supply of tell them Steve, they've merged without any without any kind of, if any jokes I make at, at, um, are that, are just that jokes. I am so happy that her and the other contestant were able to allow us to play that and make 300 so special. I am more than willing and I am so happy to give Ashley. Yes, Ashley. What she was promised, that's not a joke. She deserves that I I can't thank her enough and any other contestant as well and she

deserves and she she earned them. She did my my point being though that they took a picture together. Yeah. They're hugging as like like you would hug like someone who has Ebola. The the body language is unbelievable. Well, I mean, she was, she was, she was, she picks up on the fact that she's like a herger, she, she's, she's future, she could understand that he's, that he's, that he's involved with somebody else and that it's a problem and it's unfortunate that it's not, not unfortunate, that's a strong choice of words, but it's just not gonna work out. You met someone you got married for the sake of,

not for the sake, but you did it in the name of fun and for Tom Steve Dave, which is fine. I'm sure she did too, but doesn't change the fact that you're still legally married and you're gonna have to fucking figure it out. You're gonna have to dress this going forward that you need to get that take care of. Did he be arrested for this? No.

We take sal out that'll solve every problem. Take him out? Yeah. What do you mean killing him? I don't know. No witnesses. No, you just go in and get it. You just start to paperwork to get an enolman or something.

Now that doesn't change Ashley's winnings right if the if the I mean even if they even if the you're the rule maker. I'm not trying to find a loophole here but I mean if I was a dickhead right could arbitrarily change the rules in the middle of it. No but if I was a dickhead and you and you guys did get an almond and of a sudden it didn't happen, would I be withholding to keep my end of the bargain? I mean, I still am because that's the kind of person I am. Wow.

But I just made it easy. You know, it's all to the humanitarian. Could there be any kind of footing to say? Well, I think legally if it went to Which I could have been sick They would have to examine the speech like on the podcast where like where there any caveats Where it's like well if you get divorced or if it's a no old or whatever you still yeah And you know what?

We don't have to worry about that. We don't have to bring those fucking lawyers to scumbag to earth into this. I would love to hear a court reporter just to withdraw high rating of that. Actually, I know you're probably nervous right now that I'm trying to back out or tell him see Davis trying to back out, but don't worry.

You're not the next item coming down the pike for you Ashley the next free item will probably be the Christmas episode. And maybe, and maybe I don't think I'm going to be something. Maybe you know the piece of merch before Christmas is out. But if it doesn't matter when it comes out Ashley. It's yours. It's yours. You can count on it.

Just wait for the fact that you came down a person saved me the shipping on that. I will I will admit that I was very impressed by that. So thank you. Something I wanted to talk about last week, well, and we didn't get to I don't want it to talk about last week well, and we didn't get to. And get them. I'm glad you're here because you play into this. Is this latest that the clowns? Sounded in the clowns, pranking people, which I don't know if it's more of urban myth if it's as big of a problem. It's nationwide. That's what they say. They're saying like some girl got a text from someone saying that they were a clown and

they were going to get her or whatever. People dress up as clowns walking down the street, which I don't think is illegal, right? No, that depends. Well, that depends. If you gather some places to be gotten more than two people in your own mass, that's illegal. Some of the real clowns are paying the price. I mean, can you imagine like you have the, you already have the stigma of being a clown,

which people are freaked out already for the most part. Also, the stigma of like you know, you got to go into social settings and be like, oh, what do you do for a living? I'm a clown. Not a clown. Now there comes even more stigma attached. They tell people you're a comic book store. Now they think not only do they think that you're a loser

for being a for that's your job being a clown, but now they think that you're also a creep. Well, they probably already had that job like AC association. Also, they probably already want the creep kind of taking it away. It was always there. Yeah, I think it's there.

There are a lot of people. I don't know if it's not. Was I harsh to say that they're a loser? Because I don't want anybody to listen to the show as a clown? I mean, maybe. I mean, I'm no winner. I'm a fuck.

I work in a complex store. And I've always been ashamed to tell people in a social setting I work in a fucking complex store. So me and any clowns, we could fit in that little clown car together. More than I've definitely fit in the back seat, fuck it, when my face stuck up against a clown's ass. You're trying to win back, you're trying to win back the clown contingent now like, pandering to them. I'm worse than you. I am. At least you get the dress up and make kids laugh Yeah, I'll tell you what like when I dress on the ladder. I'm definitely below clown. I don't think most people would agree with that only because

Only because I work in Kevin Smith store you work at one of the most famous Stort me if not the most famous comic book store on earth and you're on TV I think a lot of clowns are like, wish I was him. But let's be honest. You've been Bell is saying that. You know, it's cumbersome on the audio. But let's be honest, you know that if I was working at comics plus God rest their soul. Right. I'm not sure if I was just going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I was able to do it. I'm not sure if I was able to do it.

I'm not sure if I was able to do it. I'm not sure if I was able to do it. I'm not sure if I was working at comics plus God rest her soul, right? I would be worse. I would be looked upon as in a worse position than a clown. And clowns do some fucking great shit. I mean, how many people walk into a store and they're measuring the person's level of success or like ability next to a clown? I'm a scale of total asshole to clown, which you're now fucking deaf, for whatever reason. Because I spoke out of turn because I forgot to weigh in that like clowns Will fucking distract two-ton beasts so they don't fucking engorge

rodeo riders Right Clowns clowns go to fucking Hospitals where sick kids are making laugh. What have I fucking ever done for a sick kid? Right, you've never done like a patch out. I'm just put on a clown nose over it. What do you have in two blocks, too? We have a clown nose behind the counter. Right, and I've had a knife and a knife and look at that and what a piece of shit that I am that I would fucking disparage a clown.

And I've never put that clown nose on it and walked around the block to the hospital and tried to make a kid laugh. You never walked a mile in those clown shoes. But I, okay, on the off chance that you're allowed into the kids you're just, if you're interested in street clothes, but just with a clown nose, huh? No, but I definitely was, I definitely was out of line with that clown comment.

Do a lot of clowns go to hospitals? Well, you know what I mean, no clowns do a lot of charity work. I can't believe you leave that wire in your face the entire time. It's it's so weird that it does it like it's right in your... No, I don't even say it. What wears a headset? He doesn't talk into it. He doesn't see it. And like the wire for the headset is literally running down like the right side of your face, touching the side of your nose. Yeah, like the bridge of your nose. And almost like the

side of your mouth. Yeah, it's so it doesn't bother you. I swear I've read a study that most kids do not like clowns and that's why they go more towards the superheroes visiting hospitals. Wait, are you saying superheroes are more popular than clowns in today's society? Are you sure you're willing to go out on that? Come on man, in children's hospital. Let's anywhere. I'm trying to win back the clown. I was saying, come on man, in children's hospital. Let's anywhere. I'm trying to win back the clown. Okay, sorry. The clown listener base.

I don't know if there are any, but if there are, I do want to apologize for that. That I said that they're losers, because that's I'm the loser here. It's a little, I mean, I don't think you need to go to the top of the store. So, is it a loser? Thank you.

It's a loser. It's a loser. Thank you. Thank you, man. This is my boss, I'm gonna go back to work. So, that was... Thank you. It's a good idea. It's a good idea. I'm gonna go back to work. It's a good idea. I'm gonna go back to work. It's a good idea. It's a good idea. It's a good idea.

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It's done is seen through a much different lens. Oh, sure. Absolutely. But this is the reality. It is what it is. Yeah. I mean, why? I don't get the rodeo clown idolatry.

I mean, these are not people that these are not the type of clowns that are like, hey, let me make people laugh, why? I don't get the rodeo clown idolatry. I mean, these are not people that, these are not the type of clowns that are like, hey, let me make people laugh, right? They're like, Well, they'll just in between, in between people. They perform with their clowns. They do trick clowns. Yeah.

They do like the bull poker where they play poker while the bulls run around and they gotta stay at the table. You're, I don't know, he has to have something to do with the bull. No, no, no. When there's downtime and there's not a fucking beast running around trying to they're trying to be broke They're molesting a child in a fucking darkened corner

Come on, man. You know if there's any clowns who listen to Tom Steve Dave. No, I was sure they're they're on the up and up So yeah, that's not cool. Yeah You don't know if there's any clowns who will listen to Tom Steve Dave. No, I was sure they're they're on the up enough Yeah, that's not cool. Yeah Okay, so I went distance myself from that clowns. All right. Yeah, that would that I'll take responsibility for that joke And they're dealing with a lot now because you like you say the story you're about to read like they're their public enemy number one now Yeah, it's fucking it's clowns then ISIS now right yeah, if if I see the only way ISIS could regain their their number one position is if they dressed as clowns Somebody If they dress as clowns and then be headed journalism Like we're trying to with the fucking with the balloon sword

Yeah, instead of a fucking suicide vest, they're like a seltzer vest So so the the clown thing I guess some people are like getting in I just to like you know You know it becomes a it's a fad like in a couple weeks no one's dressing as a clown But it would appear that vigilantes are fighting back this is a story from the sun.co.uk. Also, I see if it reached over the pond. Oh, it's worldwide, dude. The clan phenomena. Killer clowns are being warned to be on their guard.

Well, they're not killer clowns. They're clowns. I guess they're, I think they're dressing in killer clowns. No, they're dressed as, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're dressed in, they're I think they're dressing. They're dressed as they're dressed around their space. They're dressed as color clouds. Police forces in the UK now UK people you can tell me if the sun is a reliable source. I don't know if it is or not. The UK the USA and Australia have been to lose with reports of attacks on clowns as the

public has finally said enough is enough. There's vigilante groups who want to stamp out the craze. Now, the number of fucking criminals out there. I hope the trading crimes got are way worse. I'm dressing as a clown to scare a kid. But they're not going to do anything to them. Let's see the vigilante go down into L.A. And in the UK, they're pretty thorough in

their fucking curb stomping shit. They will fuck you up. Yeah, they stop you up for rooting for the wrong soccer team. Imagine that you're the engineer and they're all licked up and looking for clowns. You're you're you if you if you

cheer for the wrong soccer team, you're guaranteed to be disfigured. You know, yeah, so your dress is a clown. What chance do you have? Um, but yeah, like I want to see some of these vigilante groups be like, Hey, man, so your dress is a clown what chance you have But yeah, like I want to see some of these vigilante groups be like hey man the Latin Kings are selling drugs on my corner Let me go get them They've told how the groups want to stamp out the craze they want to hunt down clowns and keep the streets safe

As a number of people have reported being terrified by clowns holding weapons in public. Fake weapons right? I guess this is the moment a man films himself battering a baseball bat wielding clown. Okay so here's a here's a video this is an Australia. Wow it's on all the content, huh? Oh, come on, goddamn stupid Ed. Alright, you're gonna have to sit through an ad of some fucking battery type thing. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,ies wait a second. Does that say oh, no, that's just a time code So they see a guy dressed as a clown and he is a bat and some fucking dude who does not look small No demands that he put the bat down Demands that he put the bat down and then fucking Trust it beat the shit. Yeah, he's now kicking the living shit out of him and running back to the car.

The clown doesn't look like it was not, the clown didn't look like it a good time. It also looked like a plastic baseball bat. And actually in this picture, it looks, now it looks like a real bat. A gun-toting motorist threatened to shoot a clown while screaming leave the kids alone. This was in Chicago, Walt. And I mean this guy filmed himself, he filmed himself

drawing down on a fucking guy dressed as a gun. I mean I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Why did you get him plays into the story? Because get him tweets on Twitter, he puts that he's upset that when he goes to spirit of Halloween, that story, you know, the box. Yeah, it's their everywhere.

They're all over the country. They're like the Halloween headquarters. Yeah, like that's the place. That he was asked to show an ID when he bought a mask now One of course my question is like all right. Well at the time. I think it was late September early October like why are you buying a mask? It was like last week and okay, so say it was a week ago. So early October Why why were you buying a mask?

Because he's caught up in the clown thing. It was a clown mask. Yes. Oh, God. And he didn't specify that on Twitter though. He just said a mask. I don't even know. Oh, I'm just guessing that it was a clown mask.

Because you're caught up in this clown thing. You, he is your mother, like in terms of like Getting caught up in internet kind of like Creases right like the He gets whipped into excitement. This is his farmville On anything that's like that is captured the internet's fancy. Mm-hmm. He wants to be involved in it too I want to wall to might to do a gang of gang of style video That's wait you wanted those guys to like dancing. What? Okay, I mean

I'm a little more current that something happened fuck it over five years shake There was some fucking stupid There was some stupid Halloween decoration that got banned from Home Depot He immediately went out looking for it and found one. What was it? What was the decoration? It's all the scary creeper. You want me to grab it?

Sure. Go get the scary creeper. Well, what? And he saw that on eBay that, I guess, one or two sold for double of what they were asking for it because Home Depot said that it was probably $4.99. No, actually, probably like 50 bucks. And he was like, he had to go get it. He could not help himself.

He was like, I have to go get one because the internet's talking about it. Like fuck, use keys. I gotta go get a scary creeper. And he was like, they're going for big bucks in eBay. And he goes, I'm gonna to put mine in up in eBay. And it's still sitting here. Hopefully that was the only one you bought. You didn't go in and... Oh, scary.

Keep her. Invest all your... That's the creeper model. That's not a creeper model. It was banned in Canada. Peeping window prop. Attached to any window with included suction cup. Okay, so it would be like they're peering out of the window,

right? It's meant to be put outside and then it's peeping in. Oh, okay. But wait a second. Okay, so I'm looking at the picture on the back and I'll tweet a picture, I'll Instagram, I'll gram a picture of this. If it's the person is looking into your house

that's the decoration and why would this be offensive because some mother in our mother teacher in canada said that since peeping is a crime in canada uh... this makes light of it and it should not be made up light of so she went straight to the news which is the word like twice in the same sentence straight to the news in the news about the word light twice in the same sentence. I'm not sure. She went straight to the news and the news went to home depot and home depot was just like,

okay, we're going to take them out of the store. So they sold them out and they banned them in Canada stores. So one person? Yeah. And then they, since they're taking them out of the U.S. stores. Why? I don't get it. Like why?

Why? He just told you why. No, but I I mean if nobody in America is complete like one person because it got traction in Canada so I picked it up in America this is not one person because everybody because people were talking about it on the internet and they were also offended by it well I don't know friend the by but it gets that it gets traction it's it catches fire and it becomes...

It's because like a trigger, it's a trigger. It's friends and sure trigger somebody. Yes. Triggered you to go out looking for it. Okay, so right now I'll look up on eBay, the scary trigger. I'm sure there's plenty of them up there now. But why did you want the clown mask? What was your plan? The Halloween is coming up and I had a figurine all. But why did you want the clown mask? Like what was your plan? You know, Halloween's coming up and I had a figure, you know, I usually wait until the last minute to go

might do my Halloween shopping. There's like nothing left at the store. So he is so foolish. Yeah, so you're like this year I'll go as like the most, what's really the most popular thing right now? The trending. Right, yeah. Like the Harley Quinn of

He also wants to do have to be able to be outraged and be like I can't believe that If I buy a mask of yogi bear, I don't have to show an idea. What do you do? It's they were Any mask no recording that one mask. So what if a child wants a mask and they don't have ID? I'm not sure So what if a child wants a mask and they don't have ID? I'm not sure. I was like, how'd you get here? I was told that someone had already given ID for face paint that they bought. Well, it does seem to be a little overstepping, right? Where it's just like, like, what? So they're going to sell X amount of the same exact mask. they're gonna sell X amount of the same exact mask and I guess they're gonna say okay well this person was standing on the side of the highway trying to scare people with a mask so let's look down this list of suspects I don't know what

you think I think it's it's overreaction of course but you know it almost makes you feel like you're covering your ass if you're spirit even though you're probably it's a it's a meaningless and pointless task to do but it I guess it kind of it's an illusion of covering your ass. Is it yeah I mean is it legal to ask for the uh... i'd i guess uh... there's no one actually need an idea to buy a mask i would think but i mean there's a there's all there's only a few items i think that you need i'd be to buy right

like liquor cigarettes cussing spray paint every time i go home to buy a can spray paint you gotta give me what i did to show you a routine uh... box cutters so maybe there is maybe maybe maybe maybe it maybe stores that they're on discretion You know, they don't they don't have to sell it right to you. You know, they make their own rules again I'm you I mean it's something that me is so meaningless to me

I could give two fucking crap less if somebody has to show what I did to get a mask Yeah, like whatever because I know I'm not with them. Because I know I'm not gonna stand by this side on the highway, try this. Yeah, I don't, I don't not outrage by it, I don't care. Yeah, because, be honest. Why, it wasn't because you're like, well, I want to get my Halloween shopping done early.

Be honest, why the fuck did you buy a clown mask? And once they, he wants to insert himself into this fucking nonsense. So where, where is he doing it? You'll just go do it and then come and tell us about it I scared my sister Talk about the fucking the the most fucking ungodly can of worms that this guy fucking puts in front of me daily Right if it's not the system

It's like a 12 pack Well there you go get them scary peeper creeper going for $42 on eBay How's the time to sell you selling it? Oh yours is up there? Yeah Like that's what's bringing it down is the shipping is a little high. What why is your shipping high? Because that's the shipping rates are very high. What do you sell it for? What do you hope to get? I sell it for. It was 54 plus 14 shipping.

My god. I'm gonna die with that. Hopefully you say the receipt. You can return it if you're probably in. Yeah, really from Walt I should you pay for it 29.9.3203 with after taxes So 30 bucks for that, huh? Yeah That's an expensive

Decoration Well, it's quality, it's definitely it It does look pretty good, I gotta say And it does, it definitely looks creepy Yeah But I mean, yeah, I don't know. I mean, technically isn't like suicide against the law? Really?

Yeah, but how? Murder against the law. And you dress up and people dress up as murderers like the fuck of Freddie and Jason and all the paraphernalia that is sold with it like fake machetes and fake. But I will say the amount of people who've done the hanging body in their Yards has gone down because yeah, they get a few people keep hanging themselves. Yeah For real, it's like wow that looks real Greenies later. It's like well, it's really real

Scary peeper that was your high school nickname wasn't it? How is his name? He's dubbed that on the front of the Espoir Cross. Teacher's enter. Yeah, that's his new pet name with his girl. How long have we been going? Hour and 15 minutes. Surely we need to talk about some sponsor that bringing, bringing Tellum Steve Dave to you today with all this clown talk and other shit. I want you to do that new sponsor, the hot new one.

The hot new sponsor? Everyone's talking about. Oh my God. I'm just I'm afraid that Gidham is gonna sign up as we... It's trending Gidham. Oh! So you know you're you know you're on board? I might be, yes. Yeah, this is some hot shit right here. Get him. Hotter than the paper thing. Oh.

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That's enough. Yeah, what more do you want? Yeah. Go to screenjunkies.com slash T-E-S-D and you're going to go to a one-month free trial and you can cancel any time. Hmm. And I guess Kevin and Mewza did it.

Oh, they're on a network? Is this a network? Would you call this a network? I don't know. I guess so. It's a streaming service from the creators of the... It's like... It's all content, original content.

I guess so, yeah. Check out what's in the box with Kevin J. Is the Unbox? Shit. Now, Giddle, we were talking about this earlier. You're a big fan of the Unboxing. Oh, yeah. We quite completely don't understand

Watching people take shit out of boxes. Well, he told you the reason why Oh because if it's new and you haven't seen someone handle it before What better way to to experience that by through a video right plus of it someone like Kevin Jay and they're unboxing these toys. It's nice to hear like their experiences with the toys and their memories So you know you get you know, you get a lot of input from them their memories of these Classes of the open seconds earlier or or what they represent I mean you know you call back stories you don't get it I didn't you don't get it, but you cannot deny I'm okay. Yeah, you cannot deny your old as well as that you cannot deny the popularity of box openings.

You know what? It used to make me mad. All this shit that like, you don't know why the fuck do people like it? Like yeah, I can't wrap my head around why people like certain things. That's not me anymore. I've got no passion, I've got no fire. As far as negative shit is concerned, I'm just like, I don't know. What do you want for me? You can't move your dial and that's where you need it to be, almost like you were completely

an utterly sedated beyond, you know, where you were. Even more when I was like a regular junkie and a screen junkie Where you gotta go to sign up? screamjunkies.com slash T-E-S-D You got anything else got I got I got I got I got I dust it off something that I haven't hold non-tune for a while Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't know if it's um if it's We haven't played it in a long time member, a segment called Rand or Ruse. Rand or Ruse. Rand or Ruse.

I don't know, how do you say Ruse? Ruse. Ruse like, like, Ruse like, tricking somebody? Yeah. And I would tell you these, like, I would show you three commercials that I went on a rant about while at home. I do remember this, yeah. I had, there's been shit on the tube that's fucking, that's moved my dial. I don't think my dial was capable of being moved.

You thought you were sedated like me? I thought I was. I was wrong. You want to were sedated like me. I thought I was. I was wrong. You want to see these three potential rants? I want to see. So not all three of them got you mad. Only one of them did. Okay. You guys got to figure out which one pissed me off where I was like or I was frothing. I literally was like your kids. Like one of your kids dialed 911. I was I'm like your kids. One of your kids dialed 911. I was I was I was inconsolable.

I was so angry. Right. I was like I thought possibly that I was having a stroke because I was like, I can't possibly really be this made about this. My brain must have broke must have be broken. Right. They shouldn't get me upset. Yeah.

Right. Here's the first one. Okay. The first one is hold on. Let me tell it people it is it's it's golf. Goffsman golf. Smith a TV spot anything for golf. Practice time is guess his name of the commercial. Okay, it's real quick. I'll just play audio wise and then you could describe what you saw afterwards. Okay, then I'll then I'll rant. Okay, if this is, did you just tell us this is one you're ranting about? Well, I'm all of them. I rant it one you're renting about well all of them I ran to the right about all three

Oh, I thought you had to figure out which one I really was pissed off I want to gotten the frothyest. Oh, okay. No, no, no, one of two of them didn't even happen. I didn't even give Okay, yeah, that's what I thought Don't you remember this game? So clearly the Kim Kardashian, the Kim Kardashian robbery, she's suing people who said that it was staged. What you're feeling? Do you think she staged it? That you're not a robbery. Well, you didn't hear about this? No, Kim Kardashian said she was robbed in a Paris hotel. It's like one of those like you like a, you like rent the whole hotel like duplex type deals.

And they had a party. They had a party everyone left. And then where? Paris. Okay. Three people or four people dressed as policemen came in, the bodyguard was away with some other duty. And they stormed in and held Kim Kardashian

at I believe gunpoint. Gunpoint, I think they tied her up. They said, right? Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't know if it triggered her or not. So a lot of people seemed it was a scam. And it was like $10 million dollars. $10 million dollars were the jewelry stolen.

She has $10 million dollars were the jewelry. Evidently. Supposed I formed a court. There she's had a fashion show. So like, you know, they, you know, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they want you to, all knew the jewelry Well right off the bat I'm curious is do you think it's a it's a inside job? No, do you think it's a publicity stunner do you think it's real? I don't think it's a publicity stunt because real I think it's real crime

Yeah, I would say real because that value and real I think it's real crime yeah I would say real because that value and involving the real police when you yeah you reveal oh I was joking and people would feel the betrayed more so than her own wedding yeah right that that fake wedding that yeah I was so outraged who would have ever fucking pull a fake wedding off I know it's, you think Kardashian got some free merchandise from some sponsor for life? All right, anyway, okay, so... Six degrees of Gidham Kardashian. So, and so she's now,

threatening to sue. She's now suing people who are like... People, just a brand of citizens or news organizations. It's seeming like Twitter people, like... It seemed to me like... Well, she's threatening to sue. Then I get I feel that she's definitely the right because I don't want to be sued by Kim Kardashian. I gotta get it on this. I don't I don't have any money for to hire a lawyer to uh, right. I mean, you think of that family. I mean, when I mean her father got a murderer off. So, of that family. I mean, when, I mean, her father got a murderer off, so there's some good lawyers, right? But I mean, I would think that she's not suing like Joe Schmo. She's

suing gossip sites. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. She sues online media outlet for liable. Do I think she should? Yeah, because you know what that is, that's like diminishing victims. Right. You know, as deplorable as she is, as unlikeable as she is, she they're saying she faked the robbery and lied about the assault. And if it's for publicity or it's like she doesn't need to do something so involved for publicity. I would not put a pastor to watch it with the real offensive. You're fucking here. You're fucking uncle that didn't get you off the guy who got your father from murder charge. But you get you off a traffic ticket? You really want to go back to him with the being sued by Kim Gerk.

I'm just saying given her past history, I wouldn't put a I wouldn't put a pastor in belishing a true events. Oh, they're saying she filed the fraudulent claim with her insurance company to cheat her carrier out of millions of dollars. I mean, I think she's, you know, she would be up for a lot of different things, but like insurance fraud to the tune of 10 million dollars sounds so involved that she would be like, we can't pull this off. There's just no way. It's like an ocean of 11 type deal. Yeah. The website ignored her demand that

it publish a retraction and an apology for calling her a liar in a criminal. Here you go. She was assaulted a robber by two men who put a gun to her head duct tape her hands, legs and mouth, left her lying helplessly on the bathroom floor while they left with the jewelry, then Kanye West abruptly ended his New York concert, singing a family emergency, and flew to her side where he was promptly arrested because they assumed that the black guy was a criminal. Yeah, I mean, I guess she's, well, why not Sue? Yeah, I'm going to be able to win now. Yeah.

The libel laws are so hard to uh... depend depend on the right was in the u.k.a. ship or she was in paris yet but doesn't matter if they publish it from england it was a first-one-year for the ones in america it was a federal lawsuit in new york against the media takeout dot com

on its founder fred i mean media takeout.com and it's founder Fred. I mean, we should send a free vinyl cast to anyone who can pronounce this guy's last name. Malwanga, who hung a MWNGA, G-U-H-U-N-G-A, saying they liable to her. Yeah, far be it for me to uh... to say anything good of her or positive about him Kardashian but that sounds like she's being defamed here i mean it's that's the thing that's the traumatizing to her

to be fucked up if they shot her right shot and killed her like that would be the star people be like trim Trump and Hillary Clinton who like that That's true. Selena got killed even I think bigger than Selena. Yeah Biggie got killed Uh-huh. All right, so Oh, and there's a I forgot there's also this there's a I guess they made a Halloween costume of And there's a, I forgot there's also this. There's a, I guess they made a Halloween costume of her getting like her.

That's how fast it happened. It was withdrawn. It's Kim Kardashian wig with a gag. Her hands are tied and I guess she's in a bathroom. I mean, something you could easily put together by yourself, it doesn't, you wouldn't need to buy this. That was a What what

$70 Yeah, that's all right Costumish Is then or costume me Who the fuck would pay 70 bucks a black wig black sunglasses a fake guy gonna lengthen So they doesn't even come with the fucking you know what the bathroom So it doesn't even come with the fucking, you know what the bathroom Fun you know like I just don't I just you know that definitely makes a certain segment of the population laughed and this is how they sound

Well, it's either the Kim Kardashian mask or the hot clown mask, you know Yeah Maxwell came out publicly you know? Yeah Maxwell came out publicly. He broke his silence about it and said that anyone who thinks it's funny is a jerk. So we got his statement on it. I'm not sure. I'm not sure if it'll be used in court. I'm glad she may be subpoenaing my 12 subpoena. Oh give it a dynamic as briefs. Okay let's play this game. Do we got time? Yeah I don't know I get into it if we don't have to know. No we got time. I don't want to leave. Can we play? I mean these aren't long commercials they're very short but maybe you've seen one of these. I haven't, I've only seen this one on sporting events. I gotta tell you, I hardly ever watch network television.

All right, here's, okay, so they're golfing. A bunch of guys, they look like they're just on a driving range. Yeah. Oh, now there's a baby and like a baby Bjorn type thing. Sort of hang it out. Anything for golf. Oh, now there's a baby and like a baby Bjorn type thing sort of hanging out Anything for golf it says Okay, so they're saying they have anything That's in golf Smith is the is a store that um, you know pedals and golf all your golf needs. I don't I mean, I guess it's like

You know pedals and golf all your golf needs. I don't I mean, I guess it's like So are they selling baby carriers specifically so you can know no, it's it's about like how you know your passion for golf you know Even if you got the baby for the day Regardless of so much regardless you need to get on that driving range and practice your swing. Okay. See, I took it as like, sort of like tongue in cheek like anything for golf. Like we sell anything for golf,

including like a baby holding in case you have a baby. Okay, but look, so the listeners may not understand what's going on. This guy is at a driving range, and he has a baby attached to his chest. Like you see people walking around, like, you know, so so their arms are free Right free arms to swing the golf club, right? Why do you think it angered me?

Come on What I mean I gotta I gotta admit it like I'm with Giddle on this one I mean I gotta I gotta admit it like I'm with Giddle on this I mean that you that you love golf so much that even if you have the baby for the day that you're you're gonna You spend a time like it. It's not like having it on the car the kids also not like eight years old It's the kid is easily what how old maybe a month or two old. No, I would say like six months old Yeah, five six months old and it's cool. You don't know that for sure. It's not a fucking month old. Are you kidding me? You think that kid maybe, but definitely still still forming, right? Still developing. So you're saying that baby could be injured while they're driving. Are you insane? The amount of whiplash insane the amount of Whiplash the amount of

Potential hazard to that baby's head. I mean babies Fontanae the font now the sauce pot. Are you are you guys didn't see this mind his font nail now Yeah, you see it right now or ever see it. No, you don't see the you don't see the bad message that's in here that like well now that you're telling me yes I have to admit I do see it but like I mean I'm trying to think yeah Where you fucking taking on a driving range as you were fucking and your development I would take me to the racetrack. He had one of those backpack things he'd throw me in that take me to the racetrack All right, but he what was he partaking and any time? That would explain a lot

I mean are you guys really sitting here telling me you don't see the not just that not just the fact that it's so What's the word where is ill advised and just not a great idea to tell people like, yes, put a baby in a position where you're jerking its head around so you can go fucking play it. I would say it got a whole... If God Smith was actually selling this specific product. It doesn't matter!

They're showing him fucking doing this as if this would be okay. That this is okay. What can you play to him? Because I don't know if I ever see the babies head get whipped around. Right. But you do realize that people got to work on their long game, right? Okay, we're watching it again now. Okay.

But most of the babies like cooling happily. Right. Because they're not going to show the the the ramifications like down a line of when he's fucking ruling. They're not going to show the dislocated vertebrae. Look how horror he's hitting that ball. They don't. Right. And then when they cut to the kid, it's a nice easy swing. But before that, he was fucking driving that ball. Yeah, he was sitting in pretty hard baby looks happy look at the way that head goes I don't know I Gotta say it looks like the kids whole body moves. Oh the head stay stationary

No, I mean the head most but it's not like it's not like the head is like suddenly turning to one side or the other Yeah, I mean it's a it's a real like people, like, there are those guys that like certain guys just love things. Like, like, like, consumed with, like golf. Golf is one of those things where it's like, oh my god, it's, it's gonna rain. I can't get out on the, what's it called? The link. It's irresponsible. Yeah.

They're responsible to show a commercial. Putting a child, especially a child at this age In this kind of situation where his head is being jerked around like that. You don't agree with it You're not I mean I want to see the other commercials now. Yeah, I want to see compare that relative rage to the next one Yeah, I like yeah, I don't even think I would notice I don't like if I saw this commercial I don't I don't even think I noticed I wouldn't I wouldn't think that what about the factor of like the dad factor the male factor here. Mm-hmm a male What a woman do this what they show a woman golfing like this as a

mother probably not because but as dad they're like dad so fucking stupid you'll put him on his fucking chest you know that's okay you know it's okay sad dad can be a pulling fool dad can be the idiot dad can be you know incompetent that's sure that can be selfish and be like, fuck it. I'm gonna, like, forget the at least he has a hat on. Like the, the son that this kid is getting at that age. That is not, the son is not the danger here. The danger is, is the brain and all that part. That's that shit still moving around. You don't have to shake that shit around.

I would say this, Brian, if this was a YouTube video and not a commercial, do you think you would feel this outrage? It's on YouTube. Now, saying if you saw like somebody filming this like in a conference. Well, then it was real as opposed to like a carefully shot commercial.

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practicing your swing that's a big thing like you got to get your form down and also they should nobody's golfing with a baby on their chest and thinking like okay I'm perfecting my fucking drive I know I know it's a joke and it's supposed to be like oh fuck is you don't. Oh yeah. Hold on. Excuse me. But the very fact that used to fucking people didn it pick up on it. It's very special. It's credence to the fact that this is dangerous fucking message. Until you started yelling, I think both get him and I in you just and we're about to be like, oh,

we're gonna have babies go. I mean, really, it's their sounds like I can't believe it. I'm really shocked. I'm shocked you didn't because you seem to be more perceptive. Oh thanks. As a beacon. You know, I gave you a lot more credit earlier about like, you know, and I got to take it back. I stepped back from my approval. I was saying, a couple came in and the the wife said, he bruised my Navy out to the gromming range with a Bjorn and practices

Gosling. I would say that there's a problem there. I just like that you've been demoted to equal for me. All right, you want to see commercial too? Yes. I mean, Navy. This one is hitting all the commercials now. This one's everywhere. Everyone's probably seeing this on NFL, I mean NFL broadcasts. And it's these people. They're shipping grow-choked glasses. Now there's two bunch of people, I mean, there's two people working in a shipping store. They're shipping funny glasses, groucho glasses with, you know, one of the... With nightbrows and the nose.

Certainly not cutting edge comedy nowadays, right? And let your son teach you. That's the last word we're going to wrist. Yeah. Thanks for explaining that. I'm off. So they're like, oh, they're going all over the world. So it cuts to two hunters in New Zealand. In New Zealand. They sell like they're from Australia. They're going all over the world. So it cuts to two hunters in New Zealand.

In New Zealand. They sell like they're from Australia. The New Zealand's close to Australia. It's not. Yeah, no shit. It's a couple hours away. It's two separate countries. What the fuck?

So anyway, they're looking through the binoculars and there's three deer. The deer, the joke is the deer have ordered the groucho glasses from America to hide from hunters. Right. So, so hunters will think that they're guys, uh, other, other people just walking around. The, the weird thing is that the, they're obviously female deer, but they have antlers like big old antler like buck antlers So you think the outrage is that they're fucking now. I don't think that's what I what's outraging you now Do you yeah, obviously female?

They got the spots and everything right now. It's it's so color coloration is all about camouflage and at least now try to fucking decipher why it enraged me though? I mean, you're you're you've done well Explaining what the commercials about but you tell me you don't understand I would say it plays off the ideas that people from New Zealand are buffoons. I Don't think he is that much love for New Zealanders. I Almost need to see

This is even more wacky than the fucking You know, get him is right, you know in a sense The other thing I could think it was that he's upset that do you think he credit cards and but it's okay that it's okay to make fun of Of guys being dumb especially like hunters which are are usually especially like hunters which are usually like backward till Billy outdoors meant to know I'm grace we man this is this is taking it let's watch it again no we don't need to watch it again yeah the why we get subject to the the the we you guys eloquently explain the commercial

yeah you will need to know what it's about this commercial is everywhere I've never seen this commercial I've never watched a movie you want to watch it again? I don't know, I hope it's necessary let me just see it one more time please

maybe I missed something I'm assuming it has to do with the guys okay okay so it's a novelty store why are they all using this one little novelty store okay so it's these two guys. I mean, it's because they call them idiots. The idiots when they're the actual idiots. If this is the one that outrage you I'm literally gonna take you by the hand and walk you over to the fucking psych ward That room of you maybe we'll cheer up some kids on the way over So what outraged you about this? I'm shocked at um I remember the first time we played this and I'm like I could at least see yeah

I remember the first time we played this and I'm like I could at least see yeah Glasses been on the deer and their heads are shaped differently. I don't think that's what made a man I think I'm gonna do it with those guys. Yes, they chose That somebody at somebody at marketing whoever they paid to market this who make this commercial for them How much thought was put into it? Because if you choose the wrong country, you had a fucking firestorm on your hands, right? Which is made of... You don't fucking pick New Zealand. Right.

And you pick another country, you just spin the globe, and my finger falls on another country. Let's say, Brian, let you say it, I don't know, would make name a country that would be like, that is fucking outrageous, and FedEx is gonna pay a fucking heavy price for this fucking insensitive Tivity I'm fucking so mad right now I came to speak. I see that I see that And here and here that I

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Was made solely for one reason, and it aimed fucking money, get him. It was the same choice. I agree. Because I'm guaranteed if it was two guys with spears in the middle of Africa, it was two antelopes. Whoa, whoa. it would be a hint well now we see why he works here and not FedEx market he's like can we get some of those ladies with a rings around the next

let's see if he completes in their lips and shit I mean you do not see it now I mean this is fucking uncalled for that you would fucking put you this is the safest Because they list Canada and then they list. I believe the sick one was Ireland They said Canada Ireland. I think they said Australia and I think they said New Zealand Why do they think they just like why not just the United States? Like I guess because you've been car getting a state Because now because you watch all targeting a state because you've much all your

thoughts are you're doing international country to basically just say you're dumb ignorant fuck like these guys are dope they would fall for deer wearing groucher glasses. Yes. And so they chose a country that doesn't have anything that like that could backfire on them mostly white Not very like not known for their military strength Could you imagine Russia getting mad about that? They should you know what they should have done was North Korea. That's like that's who they should have used They probably don't ship internationally there though. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. I mean, it is the safe choice, but I mean, have you not gotten like have you not accepted that like, especially

there, but it's two white guys who again, who are dopes, just like the golfing guy, it's okay. It's also like you said, you did make did make point I didn't even think about hunters They're gonna use hunters As an example of somebody they want they want to paint as being ignorant. I would say I did not see it They both have been not gonna say had I didn't see a gun So you knew they were hunters don't fucking sit there. They're just Dear I want a dear watchers. Yeah nature watchers Are they now it's it's yeah, you're fucking now you're trying to fucking win a job at fucking FedEx You're gonna scare the deer or not, deer watchers? Yeah. Nature watchers. I don't know, it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm, yeah, you're fucking, now you're trying to fucking win a job at fucking FedEx.

I know, you're fucking out. Oh, just, do you wanna see the last one then? Yeah, I'm pretty outreach about this one now that you pointed me back up. I would be up into a frenzy. Well, this is, my needle's in full. Well, this is, well, this is New Saints. Yeah, my needle's approaching the red zone over here with all these

If I moved your dial. Yeah, he's outrageous commercials I got to find the other one now. Okay, this one also the debuted very large It's getting a lot of accolades though, and I'm surprised in this day and age and I think it's going to be pretty clear and obvious that why this one this one this one got the got the blood boil and this is have a oh this may not even have a oh I might have picked it on here. There's a very nice okay. Meet the first Muslim woman to appear in Playboy in a hijab. I mean, is Playboy now like going to the complete opposite end of this spectrum where it's like they used to be totally naked? Is like now let's cover her own up as much. Why is she just fucking hot, man? Was the hijab just the head and?

Yeah, but... Covering, not the full Berka. Well, I mean, but they don't have nudity anymore either, right? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, if the user of the picture just, I mean, she's very pretty, but sort of flies in the face of what we got to game the play. Oh, sorry, yeah, fuck what uh here we go okay oh won't play on my thing right that's what that no there it is okay presidential debate commercial well it's airing everywhere now okay so it's moving backwards it looked like they're a lady and a guy were fighting on a roof. And they fell through a skylight.

I thought that was the glass ceiling. Now they're throwing stuff to each other like cell phones and lobsters. They're talking backwards. It's like a slow-mo backwards motion. That's it? Well, I don't motion. That's it. Well, I don't know. It could cut off. But what happens is they're fighting over because they're

valets. They're fighting over a nice car to park. And it all went backwards. The entire thing was shot backwards. So that's like that little red ticket that seemed to be running after. Yes. It was a valet ticket that they were there.

There's actually no talking in the right. It's a commercial commercial for I could do I saw a sports car. It does not play in forward. It just plays only reverse only in reverse until the very end where they're like I got this They say to each other and they both want to park the car That's in the beginning or that's it that's at the very end and then it cuts to the the manufacturer of the car. Okay So it's a lady in a guy's LA. It starts out with them on the floor, wrestling or whatever. Fighting.

Fighting. Physically. And then it goes reverse. They go up through the window. It's a knockdown dragout. Right. There's no hole. It looks like a movie, like a choreographed fight scene.

Something John Wouish. Right, and this outraged you because of, because the guy did not give the woman the opposition to take it first as a gentleman. No, I don't think that's what outraged him. Did the guy land any punches? I don't know, I didn't say. They all look like they landed some good, they were equal landing.

So you are you saying to you, you guys want to guess why? Or why you made me land? No, we were doing. I know, but we're trying to talk it through because these are, why this would make you rant, does it have something to do with the car? Like it's that big of a deal to park a nice car? I'm thinking not by your expression What do you say get them? It's like dealing with Sunday Jeff. It's like a sphinx here

You you wouldn't think that it would be pretty I wouldn't think that it would be pretty hypocriticals for the NFL to be to air this commercial while they're dealing with a domestic violence problem. I thought he said this was during the debate. It was an air-dorn debate, but now it's on during the NFL at the NFL telecast. It's a commercial that's getting a lot of air time now. Yeah, I wasn't sure. I didn't know the context i thought it was during the presidential

this is how i thought it was hillary and supposed to hillary uh... trump uh... you know it is a fact that it aired first or the day as many as uh... so you're saying you do i'm saying do you think that might be one of the reasons that you know that like it's pretty fucking outrageous that it that you, that the NFL has

the problem that they have and they are airing a commercial where a guy is punching a woman. No, I don't, and I'll tell you why. Because it's cartoony, it's obviously modeled on like you say like a John Wu type type thing and the woman is holding around. It's not like she's running from the guy as he tries to take the ticket away or drag her into an elevator or something. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's so over the top that that there's no I mean, look, they do it in superhero movies, right? Girls are fighting guys. Shit.

Well, you're right. That's not why I was mad. Okay. So you weren't mad about, I'll tell you why I was mad. That shit was shot all backwards. Is it a coincidence that fucking it was after it aired after dyslexia? After I premiered and I talked about the selection that they come up with something like this.

Because I said they do talk backwards in the end. Yes. Wow. Yeah. I can see that. I hadn't thought of that. And you did point out that they talk backwards. All right.

So, all right. So, on those three, which one really fucking got me? Now, I ranted. I don't know how I pulled one really fucking got me now I ranted I Don't know how I pulled it off my rants I Ranted about really passionate about that first one But I ran it about the golf the it the being irresponsible. I think I got this I ranted about the The second one. Yeah, the, like, you're taking the basing a whole entire country as being buffoons. And I

ranted that the car, the car commercial stole my idea about the selection. But when I'm immediately ruled out, my theory is, this is my theory, my theory is this is my theory my theory is that he was dismissed so quickly by Yuri yes yes no semi he was dismissed so quickly by semi about how this is just a crazy idea no one be into it meanwhile it's now on the NFL it's during the presidential debate it's all over TV and it was his idea is originally which was dismissed it's not a fucking game show Is someone like well what are they saying?

Were they saying because it's it's it tricks the mind it's a mystery that you have to solve Yeah, you're gonna wait. You're going to wait. So you're going to go with the last one. That's the one that made me rant at home. Yes. Brian, which one you're going to go with? I'm not going to go with that one, because prior to this, I brought up somebody tweeting

about Tosh doing the greatest hellholes on earth, and you immediately dismissed it as like, no, of course, nobody would ever steal anything from us. So now I have either the baby or the foolish mattress. Yeah, let's just wear the sake of the, you know, yeah, I don't even know, I fucking would ever believe that that was the fucking, the talking backwards that would get me, that I would go home and raise about at home. Come on. So yeah, It is between the baby playing golf and the New Zealand being fucking besmirched for FedEx's benefit. And it's not really so much about New Zealand that pissed me off. It was just like so fucking safe. So fucking safe.

So that's the real answer. What? No, he's not getting it. Are you saying? I'm gonna say and the baby is just like it's fucking irresponsible to because there's gonna be some fucking moron out there That's like oh shit tabby I'm going off Don't worry. I got this so which what's why was it? What's one got me fucking all? I'm going eyes eyes a poppin and Sweaty I would say that the the New Zealand one Wouldn't that would make like that would make me mad more than like you know Once you explain the safety factor the political correct bullshit, that would make me more mad than you.

You're like, I've seen a new wall flag in these last couple years. You're very caring and insightful guy. I think it's the first one. I think it's the first one where it's like, especially when you fucking love your kids so much. I'm sure that it had something to do with like, that maybe you could get injured

and some fucking mom always gonna go out there and be like, well, how's your good idea? Oh! Yeah. So I'm gonna say the first one. The first one is the one that got raised your eye. Yeah, you want to change your answer? I'm gonna agree with you again. The fucking worst, most obvious.

Well, it was obvious. I wouldn't agree with him because it has the actual, it has the best potential for harm to an actual child who is innocent. The definition of innocence as a baby, a one-month-old fresh out of the womb being dragged along to be exposed to the sun and has nothing to do with it I don't know why you keep fucking pointing to the sun is this fucking asshole that kid fucking gave his kid any attention that's the fucking heart and the fact that he's going to fucking irrefably

Possibly damage his brain so he can go shoot a fucking couple rounds. I think we're glossing over the fact that like we should be congratulating mainframe's first commercial Yeah, it was it was the golf one man I fucking saw that in middle of the night one night and I actually went and and try to record it and saw that in the middle of the night one night and I actually went and tried to record it so I could show Debbie the next morning and I was like, can you believe this? Can you believe how fucking hate is this is to sell some fucking clubs? They're gonna fucking, that some idiot might fucking actually think this is okay to do. Right, or they're going to go in asking for it. They're like, hey, do you sell this? You got that Papus? Yeah, and the guy behind the They're like, Hey, do you sell this? You got that papus? Yeah. And the guy behind the counters like, Oh my God.

I got another one. I see. I'm sorry. God forbid. Imagine if you work there. I'm just I'm just picturing Walt like, rummaging through the closet trying to find the VCR to record this commercial. No, no, I hit that. I hit it. It was on a show I was watching.

So I hit the record button to record the whole thing that I was watching, which I wasn't recording at that time, just so I can have that commercial. Cute up. There you go. That's what you're doing with your time. Well, I'm on another thing. And then it's painting a button.

Yeah, painting a button. Rather than what? Rather than finding keys. Yeah. You never asked me. He asked you. Oh, you knew you were... You knew you were getting paid.

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