Tell Em Steve-Dave - #309: Tampons 'n Mini Sombreros

Episode Date: October 28, 2016

Q defends Staten Island (again), PC BS pisses off Bry (again), Walt wants teens to run the country. Music: Mazinga - 547

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We're tired of assholes. You are not tired of it. Otherwise you would have still been doing this show with me. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. I look around this table who's with me. One of the four most popular and practical jokers in America. Q and a waltz. Your big premiere was on Sunday.

How did you feel? Did you stay up and watch it? I was up, but I don't really watch it. I mean, I lived it only a couple of months ago. I don't need feel the need to rewatch it. I heard it was great though. Yeah, that's what everyone's saying. I really enjoyed it. I stayed up to watch it.

Did you watch Walking Dead? I did not. How you did it? Um, um, three episodes behind from last season, and I already know who died because I read the comics Okay, assuming they didn't change it completely because I watched it. I don't care I also don't I like walking dead, but it's not like Spoilers not gonna kill me. Well, if if you haven't Watched and you care about what I'm about to say, I'm going to spoil some shit.

Well, the way, buddy. But everybody at home should have their fucking... Right. They should know. Like maybe for 10 minutes or so, maybe less. Anyway, I mean, I really would have to say the people who... Can I guess? Yeah, you can. I guess, sure. In the comic book, Glenn Dice.

Right. This is not in the show? Yeah. Pretty brutally, too. Like, does he try to talk after he gets hit in the head? Yes. Oh, wow. And Abraham also. No. He goes first. And then the surprise. Red headed flathead. Oh, I like him. I like him more than Glenn. Glenn was a surprise because he came seconder like Holy shit. Yeah. But the level, and it didn't bother me. But even I was like the level of brutality. Really?

It was nuts. Like, they, I mean, Glenn's head was pulp. Just looked like, like hamburger meat that somebody had run over, like on the ground, and they showed it, you know? The, uh, Negan. He's awesome. He's awesome. He's the kind of book. it's, I mean, his reasoning is like, well, they took out my guys when they rated that warehouse or whatever, but he's a psychopath.

Like, he enjoys every moment of what he's doing. Now, these characters died, but what was really surprising to me was afterwards talking dead. Now, forget the comic book, man. Nobody would care. In real life, if the impractical jokers died due to like a planned arson, the public would not care as much. I don't see this curve coming. I'm telling you, oh, you mean they were like crying, I wanted the reaction to fake people characters dying on a show was so over the top and reverent as if real people had died. Like they're talking about Abraham as if he's like, he was a real sergeant in the army. Like real military guys do not get this level of treatment.

Where would you see this online, do you mean? No, this is on Talking Dead, everyone. Oh, okay. It was like such a solemn tone. Really? Throughout the show, yeah, they headed at the Hollywood cemetery. They did it live. And for the first time, like, and God knows how long it was started raining.

Oh, really? So it's raining all over them. But, yeah, I mean, everyone's treating it so seriously. Now, I guess they're like, it's all right. It's not going to rain, and then it will make rains. then moment rains on Twitter too like people again and like people either being upset or getting mad I mean think about how we would feel if they'd killed swear engine off in the middle of an episode like you and I would have the same exact reaction I wouldn't post it that's maybe you know but this show is about

talking about walking dead so like what are they, what response would have been? But I don't think, like if you and I talked about... I can't say like that was fucked out. We would talk about how much it sucked in. We were gonna, like, the show won't be the same without them. Right. But not in a way of like, this is a real person. And that's what really struck me about talking dead,

and some of the stuff I saw online, I'm like, these guys aren't real. Hardwick was crying. Yeah, Hardwood was like a preacher, like consoling the family and shit, you know? It was strange. Who was they have on? Did they have the guy who died on? They should have. They had both, they had Stephen and I forget his list, what a Abraham.

They had on. Oh, they had the two people who died on? Yeah, they had Lincoln on, Andrew Lincoln, are Abraham? Yeah. They had on. They had the two people who died on? Yeah, they had Lincoln on, Andrew Lincoln, Rita's was on, the show, the show, like the whole bunch of people. People cast was basically there. Yeah, pretty much. And then one curly hair guy, I can't remember his name.

I think they met him in Alexandria. Oh, I don't remember. So anyway, yeah, I was I mean, I knew that I know the shows popular and I do like the show, but I Didn't realize it's still had that level of involvement after Well, people get wrapped up in your stories. I mean you guys are live and proof of that Yeah, we do, but I don't care if like like I mean I loved breaking bed But when people died I was like even if it, I mean, I loved breaking bad, but when people died, I was like,

even if it was fucked up, I'm like, that's fucked up, but I didn't hold like a candlelight vigil. You didn't think the actual actor was also dead. No, I wasn't like, well, that sucked. Crancin's not going to be in anything anymore. Do you think Stephen, what's in you? Yeah. Do you think he will be in other things or this is kind of like if from oh No, he's a good actor. I think I'll be a good actor, but he's so associated with a role

Yeah, I think eventually yeah, I felt I felt that way about actors in the past and then they do other stuff You know Asians have limited right you'll see him next season comic book that means fired have limited right you'll see him next season comic book and things fired um is about his uh almost a premier party this i don't want i think i invited to that no that fucked up is that do you follow him on facebook i do then you got to invite no i'm a friend though don't you think i should have got like a fucking taxed or call what do you i mean you but if you follow my Facebook, you got to put on that on Facebook. He doesn't know that you have that, but you're gonna go on it. Right.

So they should assume that check once a week. So like you don't get notifications. No, no, she set up your notification. Yeah, so every single time somebody mentioned you, your phone goes off. Like a friend reach out to a friend who I invited to everything. I invited to every single thing. I don't get, you know, whatever, but that's I didn't mean to bring that up. Is he?

I don't know how to say this. I don't want to hurt his feelings, but He doesn't have feelings to go ahead. Right, but this was the first time I ever watched him on TV And maybe it was a reflection of myself, but I was like wow wow, I'm being starting to age. Did you notice it? Like that eternally young, mean face, I was like, I'm starting to see it change. Really? Yeah. In what way, he's like a bloated alcoholic? No, but he's starting to get some wrinkles

and like, you know, the, not in a bad way, like no more than normal, but like, he's always been so youthful looking that, you know, I see it in myself. I get them getting the wrinkles and the gray hair and stuff like that. So I'm not singling them out, but I always just see him in my mind is like this young kind of guy. And this is the first time I live to him. I was like, wow, I was like, I'm seeing the age on him. Now Mike's the young hip guy. I would have that hair. Do you not see that hair? That go-tick.

No? No, I do. Like, if you compare it to, you won't be started. Yeah. Not like holy of drug abuse, I should be the one who looks demonstrably different, but yeah, yeah, maybe because he's always, he's always out there hustling and bustling

going to cons. Yeah, maybe he's wearing himself out. He's got stress wrinkles. Yeah, I noticed it. He doesn't look stressed. He always looks happy, but. I mean, I see it in myself, so I'm not ripping on me. I'm just surprised because in my mind, he's always that like playful young, you know, care for the kid. Yeah,

he's a kid, even though he's older than me. There's a depression. He did. Yeah. Because I've known the guy now at this point, 21 years, 22, maybe even. And it's like, we're all just, we're on the grinds of a grave, man. Even me, we're going to outlast this all. Even me, yeah. Yeah. What do we do?

What do we do in me, guys? Pretty mature, like, Walt's birthday was the other day. Yeah. Yeah, you're edging up on 50. How does that feel? Did you give a fuck? No, I don't really, I don't even think about it. I don't feel like I didn't know like if any of you would ask me like like my 20s,

what do you think it'll feel like to be 50? If I had done that, if I could go like, and if I had my time machine, I could go talk to myself. I don't know, what would I tell myself? I'd be like, I don't know, I don't know if I feel that different though. I do feel different when I'm doing different things. Like maybe a little aches and pains here and there, like not bad though, but like a little bit like, like, wow, I wonder why my legs hurt. I was like, oh yeah, I was squatting before.

I was doing squats. I was doing squats. I shouldn't have had a dumpster. But I wasn't doing squats, but I was just doing something and I was doing something and then all of a sudden, like, you know, I stopped doing it and I'm walking down. I'm like, oh wow, I wonder why my legs feel weird. Oh, that's right. I was doing I was squatting over there before yeah For how long?

It was about I don't know it was about 20 minutes You spotted for 20 straight I was just I was to playing with the dog and then I was I was doing something else So but like if I'm not squatting I still feel 20. Yeah I don't feel like different though. I don't think I do But again, I don't remember what it felt like to be 20 years. I don't remember Right See if my 50-year-old

Self-fulent back to my 20-year-old self it would be like holy shit. I make it to 50 That's amazing. Like, what are some of the things you like a 20-year-old version of yourself would be like, well, when you're 50, you don't do this anymore. I mean, everything, pretty much. I don't think I do any of the same things I do. Well, I mean, physically anyway. Well, some of the, you don't do anything.

Watch GB. Well, you used, you don't do anything. Watch TV. Well you used to play basketball, all right? You used to play basketball, used to play hockey, used to run, used to move. You know, used to travel a lot more. Well you got a kid now, so I'll tell you what he gonna do. I know, she's ruined everything. I tell her every morning. I'd be like, I feel like I was 20 again if it wasn't for you.

Show coin your gravity all the time. Yeah. Watch it down with that fucking lemonade that cost me my fucking future. Oh, Brett. Uh, most of you are the only one who, you like out of our group that I that every time I see him I see most like four times a year. I'm like his mom fucking just does not age like he just looks the same You know what I went on I got Facebook recently We had like a tell them Steve Dave page for a long time

But I never knew the password and Jordan said well in order to access that you have to sign up for your own account So I was like alright, so I went on there and I actually she did it. But so I go on and I'm like, all right, let me check out on some of these people I used to know. See what they're looking like. Now, with me, you can sort of see through the internet, like the evolution of, like me being younger and growing into what I've become. So it's not that jarring. If you see that sort of that journey, whereas some of these people, the last time I saw them might have been the day we graduated, and that's 30 years ago. So now, just for the head 30 years, and I'm like, holy shit. Like, what happened to you?

Like, is this one of those old, timey death pictures where they would take pictures with the corpse of shit? Yeah. I'm like, no, no, they're alive. Because they're posting stuff. They're posting bullshit that I don't want to read. Memes and nonsense and all kinds of crap.

And I I've Frendid some people from school. Some people don't change it all though. Yeah, this girl Tara Dahls, you remember Tara from back in the day. She looks Almost exactly like the last time I saw her almost no difference whatsoever. We all were those oh yeah, I know she doesn't age either like count us bathroom over there fucking bathing in the blood of virgins to stay young But so I friended somebody like somebody who in our class. I'll tell you later. Well who was? wasn't

Popular but wasn't like bully just like sort of invisible and She asked me like I got a friend request. So I said, yes. And then like a minute, two minutes later, she's like, oh, thank you. And then I made the mistake of writing back like, I know problem, hope was all as well. And I didn't really care if all was well.

And it's very uncharacteristic of me to pretend. This is a social nice city. And then it begins. Thanks for asking, which it wasn't really a question. It was more of a statement. Just trying to smith of state. Yeah, yeah, she's like, he can't possibly really like, I remember him from school. He had to hope for himself, look on anyone else. Just trying to get these illustrations done so I can get them into like, you know, like what you want to do.

Oh, you're an artist. Yeah. Something she's displaying her hopes and dreams. Yeah. Maybe there's a, you have need of a more artistic person in your life, maybe? Yeah, she's like, well, he's got Walt, but maybe, just maybe. Maybe I think it's more like, well, he's got Walt, but maybe just maybe I think it's more like well, maybe he knows people What you do?

Yeah, but no No way, I'm not gonna get into that But yeah, I don't like it Facebook. It's ridiculous. It's memes. It's inspirational things Shit about God. Yeah, you missed that party. Yeah, but book. It's ridiculous. It's memes. It's inspirational things. Shit about God. Yeah, you missed that party. Yeah, but I feel would you have gone? If you had gone, yeah, you would have been, you would have fucking the whole, the whole place would have fucking came to a complete nutter stop. Yeah, yeah, you would have been like, it

would have been like Elvis walked through the door. Maybe I should have done. Maybe I would have gone, I would have enjoyed feeling that way about myself. Um, maybe what, what, this is the report I heard my, um, little bird in my ear went to this, uh, this premiere party. And Ming was hosting it. He showed some episodes of comic book men with eventually it's supposed to culminate in showing the season premiere. And he says Ming never showed the season premiere. And this little gap tooth bird that I'm talking about said that he suggested to, yeah, more of like an ostrich type maybe like one of those dino birds from back in so get him got invited and I did Everybody did it was in a paper that it was in like some local paper where it said like hey Comic book men premiered down at Jamie's you know this place in red bank everyone's invited everyone on Facebook was invited anybody who

knows Ming through Facebook got an invite, right? Technically. Yeah. And, um, get him said he asked Ming a few times when he was going to show it and Ming was too busy partying and then by like midnight, get him, I was like, when are you going to show it? And he's like, oh, there's not enough people here now. So they never watched it. You would have come all the way down here. Yeah. Yeah. To not only know get them. Not to see the episode. I'm sure Mike was there. Like it was, yeah, Mike did go about like showing support for my friends. Then, then, you know, celebrating with my boy, who I thought was my boy. Right. Well, maybe, you know, maybe it it's like that I think you'd come

though because I wouldn't invite you to that I'm gonna spare you that maybe he is getting older maybe it's like dementia like I forgot I doubt it I don't I mean I can't say for sure but I would be pretty surprised now What we're normally talking about country, you know, shithole country. Oh, yeah, now I'm gonna Great diet. I'm gonna dial it back a little Now shithole state But shithole burrow And so yeah, burrow can I ask what personal thing happened to you that pissed you off that you're about to bestow shit hole on an entire farm? It's not me.

Really? And it's in defense of you. Oh! Wow. Have you heard about this? Yeah, this has been blowing up. I'm sure you've heard about it. I'm sure you've had to now been

as a statin island resident, had to have taken the pulse on this story. About me? Not about you. About statin Island as a whole Oh, I haven't heard about this as a shithole This is not a new accusation level that's that this isn't this isn't new accusation. This is a a hometown boy

Who says Fuck them. They all suck in regard to Staten Island This is Pete Davidson of Saturday Night Live. No. Yeah, you see this guy? Yeah, I know. Oh, his dad was a fireman. That's how that he would say they're good. He says that he calls them a bunch of Trump supporting fucking jerk offs with limited intelligence. Wow. Fuck them. They all suck. They have nothing to do with me or my success.

It's a terrible, burrowful with terrible people. A fucking tidal wave could take out Staten Island, and I wouldn't even move in my sleep. In fact, I would sleep better. Fuck Staten Island. A bunch of Trump supporting fucking jerk-offs. Fuck them. End quote.

But that wasn't the end of the quote. Because his mother lives there. And he said, my mother lives there because she's too fucking stupid to realize she shouldn't. Statin Island kids are mean. I had a really tough time moving from high school to high school. All right. That is first of all, fucking angry.

I mean, what happened to that guy? Would you like to make a public declaration of war upon Pete Davidson right now in defense of Staten Island? I don't need to make a declaration of war against him because you don't want to get into a Twitter beef with him. I don't need to. Look, his first of all is fall of his affinement. So right away that makes me not want to go over. I think his dad died in 9-11, but he uses it in his comedy act. He was fine.

Yeah. You're saying his about- That's a comedian. Yeah. He's on sound alive. That was very funny. I don't think he intended it to be. Is that part of his actor? Is that part of him just doing an interview? No, I think that's, yeah, he did an interview with Uprox. I mean, it's so angry. Also not true. Like like there were so many nice people once that out like that's a You know what he's falling how old is he I'm gonna get I'm guess his early 20s It doesn't say here, but I'll look because that is a millennial talking like that is that is

part of What is driving the country apart like just, just because someone, nice try, we're gonna try and kill this flood. Just because somebody supports Trump and I don't, doesn't mean that my automatic thing is anybody who supports it as a fucking ass. Like, there are people who support him for reasons. Oh my God, he's born in 1993.

He's a kid. So that's why it doesn't make these 23, right? 93, 2003, 2013, yeah, 23. What the fuck do you know Pete Davidson? He's born in 93. Yeah. 2003, 2013. Yeah. He's a kid.

Dude, he doesn't fucking know. He's gonna be 24 soon. Happy birthday Pete. It's such a millennial. So it's so like anybody who supports Trump is a fucking it's just like it's not true Half the country is not fucking assholes It's that we're talking about the bear we're gonna actually to the bar Trump supporters are assholes. Okay, it's like you can't like there

Like that's such a broad-sleeping statement that's so divisive that like you're as bad as Trump is then by saying that like That's horrible thing to say to it's just like look When I was like in my early I always love standout and you guys know that about me, but it's just like I don't know I don't know my favorite people are from Staten Island. Yeah, all my favorite fucking people. Yeah, yeah Most beautiful girls have ever seen They're circ in about right now. But what standouts got so many nice people. It's got so many lovely parts.

It's just like he's just a young idiotic kid. Well he would appear he got, I think he's mixed race guy. He's a mixed race dude, but maybe he got bullied a lot. He said, Staten Island kids are mean. Kids are mean everywhere. Yeah. I got news for you. I can't get annoyed or angry at this guy. He just sounds so angry that it sounds like like his life is suffering for some reason. He needs a therapist. What a horrible thing to say. And call your own mother, Stubo? Yeah. Like what is wrong with him? Just do you stupid to realize. Like as if, so what if everyone moved out of Staten Island and attempting and they move elsewhere,

then it just, they're still existing? Yeah, I mean, what he's referring to is Staten Island is a very Republican, very white barrel. Right. That's what he's talking about. And that, but that's changing too. That's not as true as it was even 10 years ago. So he's what he's talking about. But that's changing too. That's not as true as it was even 10 years ago. So he's a millennial. He's angry. He's obviously an angry kid. And on top of that, he's trying to score brownie points by bashing Trump, which is just like the sign of a young idiot. Like we got it, dude, bashtrump, we got it. You're on the cutting out of social fucking issues. We got it. Like you're taking such a dangerous stance by banishing Trump.

We got it, buddy. It's just like calm down, he does. And like you're on satellite for two seasons. Why don't you fucking slow your roll before you burn your hometowns at the ground? I think this will hurt his career. No, I don't know. That's why he's saying it. No, no, but well, I mean the Trump thing I Think is thrown in there because maybe he was realizing what he maybe what he was saying And he's like, oh

You don't think they'll come back to haunt them maybe on set island, but not in his I don't think in his career Yeah, he won't be welcome back there. He can't do any clubs in set island now I bet sounds like he doesn't want to go back anyway No, not even to be he doesn't care if his mom gets killed in a tidal wave. That's how much he hates that now. He doesn't care if just born babies in Stanley University of Hospital

get killed in a tidal wave. He doesn't care if I get killed in a tidal wave. Like, I mean, come on. I mean, geez, what is that? All four jokers live on set island. I'll do so. Yeah Oh the awful to Went when yeah for years where they live Murray lives him and have shows out on Got a told me that's that islands a bunch of Trump supporting Jerk

It's like what a weird what a fucking on it says more about him than it does about Stan Island because he's not right Like there's so nice people once that I had a really tough rough time. He says so yeah, it's all about that But you know I was thinking about that because I read this somebody asked what you thought and I Read it and I was thinking like We you know we grew up in a town that wasn't particularly rich. Kevin called it White Trash at one point. Oh, then they flipped out? Everybody flipped out. But he wasn't like exactly wrong. It would have been like he could have dressed it up a little, maybe called it working class or blue collar or something.

But he didn't. Right. And it's like everything that happens to you in life, whether it's like, you know, like let's say this guy grew up in fucking Malibu or somewhere that wasn't Staten Island, it's like, does he then become a comedian? Because by and large, comedians are depressed, angry people, you know? So is he then the person he is, if not growing up in that situation? Am I the person I am if I'm not fighting with Edgar as a kid? Of course not.

You know? So you take the good in the bed. When did you say this? This is so weird that he would go on a fucking ran like this. This was, let me see. In an an an October 24th. Yeah. Yeah. Yesterday, sonnet. What a weird thing to say. Fuck, Staten Island.

A tidal wave could take you out, Q. He would sleep better. He would sleep better. How many people are in there? Like millions, right? Uh, Staten Island, half a million. Half a million? Yeah.

Half a million people could die that he doesn't know. And he would sleep better Knowing they were dead Meanwhile, he probably says nothing about like some fucking ISIS stronghold country in the Middle East right because that would not fit into any sort of liberal agenda And fucking speaking of which speaking of liberal pussy-ass mother fuckers ghost pussy agreed with them of which speaking of liberal pussy-ass motherfuckers, Ghost Pussy agreed with them. What? Ghost Pussy agreed with them? Yeah.

Disney's Staten Island. He is. A born and raised? Mm-hmm. How did Ghost Pussy agree with him? I don't know, I saw him way in. Ghost Pussy. Ghost Pussy?

Um, he weighed in, holding a second, I'll tell you what he said. He's never been kind to Staten Island Ghost Pussy. So like the move. I mean you guys have a mural of big and I don't know what the problem is. Apparently it goes on and on. It goes in his in his special. He's got a stand to special coming out where he dishes stand out. I mean what a weird thing man. Chris Liddondo says I fully support a famous statin island or speaking the awful truth about statin island and then he links an article about the interview and then he says statin island is the most conservative

part of New York City they're wrong about everything and deserve to be publicly humiliated but he's saying days if he's not a part of New York City, they're wrong about everything and deserve to be publicly humiliated. But he's saying, today is if he's not a part of it. Chris Lodondo, Pete Davidson is wishing that a title wave would sweep away your wife and child in the middle of the night and he would sleep better. Yeah, that the title wave is going to take everybody, not including the... It's not going to go around Ghost Posty's house. Yeah. Wow.

Is good, he says in a stand-up routine, I'm doing a little research. Oh, wait, this is obviously like he says this, it's like no matter if you do anything that's not construction related in Staten Island, you're a pussy for some reason. Like that's not true. Like that's not true at all. Well, I mean, it's, I mean, it's,

how do you know that's not true? Because I never did anything construction related to it. I know people. He stopped as soon as he built his ivory tower and moved in. But I didn't even get on the fire department because I was almost 30. I didn't go through my fucking twonies being called a pussy because I was in a construction worker. He says, if you don't, who's he, who's he hanging around with? I don't know, man. I don't think he's he, who's he, who's he hanging around with? I thought this is a, I don't know, man.

It's only I think he's hanging around with the Hollywood elite now. If you don't know what Stan Island is, it's like New York's abortion that lived. There's good people everywhere, but not in Stan Island at all. Like everybody on that. Stan Island could die and I wouldn't sleep over it. I'd be like, oh, I guess I need a new Zanax dealer. It's this awful place where dreams die. need a new Xanax dealer. It's this awful place where dreams die. I'm from there. The only good thing is we have our women sex offenders. I think it's awesome. That's why he's still

there. He still lives there. Really? Yeah, it's so weird. Is he then fucking around? I mean, it doesn't sound like he's fucking around though. What a fucking weirdo. I mean, he sounds like a really damaged, damaged young kid. I don't care. I'm too old to give a shit what he says. Do you start caring about that stuff? You're gonna age like me. Yeah, exactly. What a fucking weirdo.

I mean, it doesn't reflect well on him. No. And then even comedically, let's even take this, let's even take the implications of what he's talking about. Even comedically, he's choosing a target that's been fucking done to death. It's like dude, like you're like really? Staten Island is what you're fucking going after? Staten Island has been gone after more than Trump. Dude, it's like fucking, it's not not even funny it's like you're the like forged new fucking ground dude like

holy shit talk about an easy target like you're supposed to fucking punch up not down to to attack stand island at this point is like fucking attacking like Syrian refugees it's been hit so many times like you just reveal the limits of your humor by going after Staten Island and I don't know him I don't know he's I don't know how funny is I don't I don't know Whether he's good on sound alive. I don't really know any of this stuff But it's like that's fucking very telling that one of his main targets is

Basically one of the oldest targets in New York history. It's just like dude like we get it like we got it in the fucking 80s Like what knew were you saying about Staten Island? That's funny because nothing I read was just funny like you're going for shock humor by calling it an after abortion. It's just like All right, hey man Good for you, dude You want to tell the fucking same jokes that I've been told to the same 30 years you want to be that angry about your own childhood You want to wish death on your mother? Dude I wish you all the luck in the world Pete Davidson cuz you are gonna fucking need it

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Do you hate your hometown, Walt? No. I wish I could still live there. Well, my hometown, well. When do you consider your hometown? Do you consider it Madeline or Highlands? Yeah, I was I wanted to stay I just was priced out. Yeah, I moved but I would go back I like I Like the little small town atmosphere. I don't where I live now doesn't have that. There's no real

I don't even have a sidewalk of our my house So I can't really walk around without like you know without afraid of getting hit by a car So I can't really walk around without like, you know, without afraid of getting hit by a car. So we don't really walk around our town. We don't really walk around it at all, because there's no sidewalks, so. When you're living in highland, you used to don your ninja outfits and walk around on the sidewalks freely.

And not being afraid to be hit by a car. You can't do that now. Now you would just be able to walk around. You could walk down to get milk. You can't do that where I live. you would just be able to walk around. You could walk down to get milk. You can't do that where I live. I gotta go drive forward to get milk. But I like being able just to walk everywhere in Thailand. Like if you called me and you were like,

Hey man, I want to get a sweatshirt with Pepsi points. Let's go around and rate everyone's recycling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, I wasn't even getting anything out of it, but I became consumed with it. Like we would go to the rack and I'd see someone do the Pepsi bar, I just cut their label off like, what are you doing?

Pepsi points problem. Yeah. Do you remember the kid who he got enough points to get the jet? I think he was going to sue Pepsi. That's right. The equivalent of what the jet would have cost him. The fighter jet? I don't remember. Yeah, he got the million points somehow and he wanted the equivalent of the money of the jet I think 7 million Pepsi points he got them The av8 harrier to jump jet valued at 33.8 million at the time He did not oh They argued that it was supposed to be humorous those pipes did. And the plaintiff did not collect 7 million Pepsi points

through commercial purchase of Pepsi products. So they sent him a certified check for $700,000 as permitted by contest rules. Wow. Oh, so he, oh, wait a second. I'm waiting. He didn't collect, oh, he sent a certified check for $700,000 and bought a, bought them at $0.0.10 a point.

Who would he buy them from? Doesn't say. So he spent $700,000 on Pepsi points? I guess, yeah, he said a boy from 10 cents a point. He only had 15 existing points, He said a boy from Tencent's Appoint, he only had 15 existing points, but paid 10 cents a point for the remaining $6,999,985 points and a $10 shipping and handling fee. They claim a ledge both breach of contract and fraud, facts, judgment, blah, blah, blah. Judge Kimber would, well, says, oh, he rejected his claims and denied recovery on several grounds. It was found that the advertisement featuring the jet did not constitute an offer under the restatement of contracts. Even if it happened and offered no reasonable person would have believed the company seriously intended to convey a jet worth 23 million for 700,000,

that it was mere puffery. I think we can use that ruling to get out of, give a Mrs. Gainham anymore free shit. Let me see if Judge Kimberwood is still on the bench. He seems to weigh on the side of corporations like ourselves fell under the provisions of state of fraud. I mean the Callow youth featured in the commercial is a highly improbable pilot. One who could barely be trusted with the keys to his parents car, much less the prize aircraft of the US Marine Corps. What does that have to do with anything? Right. It doesn't matter what the actor that they put in the commercial, you know, the guy want, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I agree, though, that like Pepsi shouldn't

be. I mean, obviously it's a joke. It's a farce. Everybody knows it. But you're, I mean, I hate people who look for loopholes like that. But do you? Yeah. But the king of sun coast. Is it? I'm not saying that I have a use, like Trump says, did he use loopholes to make his business or to gain more money? Yes, just like I did. But I was in charge of, I was in charge of, if I was in charge of,

I was the president, I'd be like, well, I got to close no loopholes, just to make it fairer for everybody. Loopholes shouldn't exist. Right, but got to close no one loopholes. Mm-hmm. Just to make it fairer for everybody. Loopholes shouldn't exist. Right, but then if you have any loopholes, you can rest assured people will use them. But if you close those loopholes, then corporations will snuck you money.

They will pull up and move out of the country. They're not in the country. They do pull up and move out of the country. Right, but I mean, there have to be certain uh... loopholes certain handouts that i mean there's a reason that apple keeps all this money like out of the country yeah why do you think there is this because people are being paid off or or there are like you know palms are being greased you don't think so

you think that they're just that the government is just lazy and they're like uh... we'll get to it what do you mean there'll just governments just like that is why they don't close the little this why they don't that the government is just lazy and they're like, ah, we'll get to it. What do you mean? They're just governments. That's why they don't close the loophole. Oh, yeah, because they have people in Congress and you make donations so that you don't close loopholes. Super PAC. Is that what you're saying? Obviously, but obviously, there's there's people who are never going to move to close loopholes because They've been bought by the companies that want to keep these loopholes But it's sons of bitches You can't be a politician and even say like you know what at a certain age you should have to retake your driver's test

Because so many senior citizens would vote against you. But meanwhile, you see fucking old people. It's like, holy shit. They're going to kill somebody. You know, this is everybody. I mean, with texting and driving, but old people sometimes you're like, wow. I believed that I like if I was, if I was creating something for a car, or you're talking about texting and driving, I would make a new car. And I would have to make it a law that

if your car should be able to detect a cell phone in a car. It's called Bluetooth. So yeah, you're a little behind on this one, but we're already there. Half right there. Okay. There should be something in the car that shuts down the phone. There should be something in the car that shuts down the phone. Okay. Texting. Okay, so you can still play your music. You can still play music, but texting should be... that should be off. Like that should not be... there should be some sort of like...

Like a self-chair. Yeah, like a barrier built into the hood or the ceiling of the car. That like you just can't text while you're in a car. Can you receive a phone call? It's a talk to the fucking driver for once. Stop fucking text then. So if you're a person, I feel like I'm a person. I feel like Walt went for a ride with one of his daughters recently.

You know what? I mean, I mean, it's Joseph Huleman consideration. Like you don't need to text at all times. And while, and I realize what you're saying to like, hey, you're not driving, you should be need to text the auto all times and while and I realize what you're saying to like hey you You're not driving you should be able to text but to make this work To make it work so we're not have because that's the way that's killing more people now and causing more accidents That's the second leading cause of accidents right now. Okay, okay fast approaching number one Yeah, but so you're gonna take

So you are in favor of and I'm not saying I disagree with you. I'm just listening to this millennial go, so you are in favor of, and I'm not saying I disagree with you, I'm just going to- Listen to this millennial go. You are in favor of taking responsibility out of people hands of putting into government and big businesses hands to stop people from acting against their own best interests. When personal well being and public safety

is at the root of it, I feel that it's the only way because people will not act responsibly. We know that and the next president should be in charge of you acting responsibly instead of... Oh, it already exists. Appset block texting while driving. You probably put that on your teenagers phone Right now that makes sense because as a parent you are responsible for the safety job An app an app can be Remove though. I'm talking about what like there's some sort of

Led that you can't see Maybe some gas mileage are going now. That's on. No, no, it's like whatever does it blocks the ability to text. You don't believe that the government doesn't need to step in for in the effort of public safety. Look at all we do already. I think we do too much. I think we do too much. And what give me an example of too much. What's the what's what's an example of the nanny state? I'm not a fan of traffic cameras. I'm not a fan of red light cameras. I'm not a fan of the media because you've been caught doing all the other. Not a fan of it. I've never

gotten a ticket from a traffic cam. Never. That doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Whether I get the ticket or not, it doesn't matter. Has any of those cameras that you're saying this shouldn't be allowed ever caught a serious crime and maybe solve the crime or be saved the person? But what you're talking about is giving a personal freedom for safety. Is one life worth it? Sure. I don't think, wait, what? one is one life worth it? Sure. I don't I think wait, wait, what? Oh, it is one life worth it. The Pete David said,

a tell him Steve David. That's almost Steve David. One life is not worth it. Whatever you try, I don't know what you're trying to give me to say, but we say one life with the with you. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Who's who's the guy? The quote, who's who's who said it like those who would sacrifice

safety for freedom deserve their blood out there. How is it? Yeah, some smart motherfucker, right? Was that? How is that? How does that have to be? How does that have to be?

How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be?

How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? How does that have to be? If there's a cop there, if there's a cop station there and he catches me doing it, I don't I'm probably that. I don't like the idea that the cops have a camera that are watching us at all time. That's the definition of big brother. What about a camera? Is that what would about when you walk into a mall?

No security cameras? I cannot walk into that mall. That's not a public spot. I can choose nothing going into that mall. That's a private area that I'm choosing to go and I have to accept their rules. That is a public area that I pay for. My taxes, you pay for with your taxes. You can fucking get them paid for with his taxes.

No, no cameras in the park. I don't think they should be any, no. Well, yeah, what about when somebody's crimes are committed in the park and that always happen, it seems. But I'm for taking those cameras out too. I can't get caught way too many times now. I don't like it.

I don't like it. I'm not a fan of it, man. There's no situation you get throw at me. That's going to make me change my basic thing that the guy that is. I mean, after bid, you know somebody that is the lead of like, well, where they're cameras on the street corner or where they're cameras here, that may play a factor in saving somebody you, you know, and love, though.

I can believe me understand that, but I still don't think the trade-offs are worth it. What is the trade-off? So what are you sacrificing, though, that like, that you can't, first of all, I think it's a stepping stone to cameras fucking everywhere. They are everywhere now. Right. Okay. I just ask him, they're all now. Right. Okay, I just ask it on their own, their own own, their own. No, nothing's, yeah. They're not everywhere though. They're not everywhere though.

Where are they? They're not on every street. They're not on every corner. They're not watching you every single day. Don't you have one of those rings? Yeah, but I think we're getting there. I like it. Yeah, I could care less.

There's nothing they can catch me doing. Then I'm going to be like Wish I had a camera was so you're talking about For yourself That's fun. No, not for me for the for the rest of the community too that may that may be benefited from having a camera on there I think it's a slippery slope to I think 20 years from now. It's going to be fucking way worse is the camera the The modern day cop hiding behind the billboard i'm fine with the cop hiding behind the billboard that's a me is perfectly

set up at one of the court that fucking sack of shit that fucking through a bomb in the fucking dumpster completely completely understand what you're coming from and that again was a private was a bank they they had a camera but what if it was on the one of it was on a but what if it was a private, was a bank. They had a camera. But what if it was on a telephone pole? Is police camera?

I don't like it. Do you think the police cameras are for safety or they're to make the city money? I believe they'd make the city money. They do, they serve both roles. Right, but which primarily? But I don't like either you know what the city to be safer Not through the use of constant monitoring of civilians. No, I don't I don't think that's right at all This is nothing compared to the UK I hear from UK people already. It's crazy Yeah, every inch of like the UK is covered by cameras in major cities. Is it safer in America?

inch of like the UK is covered by cameras and major cities. Is it safer than America? Doesn't matter. This is what two great men said once Walt, Ben Franklin and BQ. Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. Even if he was, junkies still have things to say. Sometimes they're valuable. Wasn't the only to like fucking mind bending fucking experiments and shit, Ben Franklin?

Ben Franklin? Yeah, I don't, I don't, I never read that about him. Yeah, I thought he was pretty straight-laced, man. I mean, even at that, like even if he's, even if he's doing a little acid It's a good fucking point. I'm sorry. I interrupted the quote was it was important Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety Deseave deserve neither liberty nor safety Okay You're you're putting yeah, I just I don't like it. Well, I'll get to can't stores though. It's okay You're cool. It's private. It's private. It's my choice. You're talking about the government watch

I make you uncomfortable though having said that many cameras on you when you go into a place really because it's no because I'm not gonna do anything I'm not trying stealing. I'm not gonna do anything wrong and it's a private It's there right to put a camera. Let's say they're watching you They're watching you as you go down maybe into and you're buying something that is maybe you not want them. You don't want anybody realizing you're buying like Lacey panties. Yeah, like Lacey type like like man sized. Here in the women's Husky section. Listen to me that's that's on me to not go to that sort of that's me to find the store

that sells Husky women's panties. We're doing it online where nobody watches what you're doing. Well, that's another thing. You don't think they're watching you online. Oh, no, I'm kidding around. Yeah, like you look at one thing and then boom every ad like on your sidebar is for the last thing. Even if you're fucking by it, they still like give you the ads. I don't agree with that either, and it's my choice to use it or not use it. I could not go on the internet. Or you could do the encrypted shit, like the tour network, right? Sure.

Go like the darknet. Yeah, Q's on the darknet. What's it? Yeah, I wish. I wish I would have fucking saved how I know about Silk Road. I always find out about shit too late. Silk Road was like a and then they'd use Bitcoin and it was an anonymous like you could buy drugs and stuff have them shipped to you And it wasn't traceable. Yeah, they fucking figured it out. I

Was sure there's another silk road out there somewhere right now that I don't know about again, but Yeah, I don't I don't like I don't keep the look. I don't think it matters. I'm sure they can track me anyway I don't keep location again, but. Yeah, I don't, I don't like, I don't keep the, I don't think it matters. I'm sure they can track me anyway. I don't keep location services on my phone. I would like to go on the darknet and sell repurposed traffic cams. Could we get away with that? I'll steal some traffic cams.

I don't know. Do you, I'll skip that. Do you think that that may be a small example of paranoia? No, because they are watching you. a small example of paranoia. No, because they are watching you. You do not care that they monitor your email and phone messages and all that stuff. But the fact that you turn off notifications or like, where do you think that you were like,

like, what is the end of the day? Why do they have to care is where I'm going or what I'm doing for a second? I just don't like the idea that they can do it. You could go out of cell phone. That's it. You could go out of cell phone. That's right. I could go out of cell phone. That's what I was saying. Anything that I have the choice to opt in or out of,

like I could disagree with them doing that, I could disagree without tracking on me on the internet, but I could opt out. I cannot opt out of the fucking government watching me wherever they feel they want to put cameras. And right now they can put up a camera anywhere they fucking want and there's nothing I can do about it I don't think that's right and I think it starts with traffic cams and then safety cams and then oh well well what if there's a crime on the street

don't you want a camera there to catch people? Love it to high crime area. No I don't agree with it. I think that you're putting a fucking bandaid on a bullet wound. Why is it a high crime area? Why you work on that instead of putting up cameras? Everywhere else, I use it as an excuse to get it. It's a slippery slope that I think in Tanya, there's going to be, there's almost no private town. So, what about, like, if you feel that there's's maybe there's crime going on here and you want to capture it

What do you mean? You have you have suspicion that like there's a there's a place There's an area where you're like some like you think that some some major crimes are going down You want to be able to capture it. You want to be a monitor private civilian? Yeah, how do you feel like they're they're going to use they're going to monitor the area with cameras because it's a lot cheaper than having you know having cops stake it out constantly. No, no, I don't like it. I think I don't have a cop. I'd rather have a cop

secret. I think a physical presence means a lot more. Yeah, they're undercover now. Okay, I think yeah, I think that that's not what you undercover cops run and around instead of cams Yeah, rather have the way rather have it because I just don't like I don't like there that they've come up with reasons to watch us Constantly yeah, and the argument is like a lot of people say like well if you're not doing anything wrong who cares It yeah, that's not the point. That's at the point. I don't want to be watched every second

Let me tell you something if those cams are about school safety, then why don't they shut them off in school's night and session? How is it about school safety when schools in session? Because they have those cams out of the speed cams to stop people from driving past the school. There's a ticker you and then you learn not to drive past that school.

So why are the cams still on a fucking one in the morning? If it's about school safety, what the fuck does that have to do with anything? It's not. It's a scam to make the city money. I was talking to a cop in Tintin Falls and he said he was like, you would not believe the amount of money that we make from. It's a revenue source. Millions of dollars on Staten Island. Yeah. It's how they. It's a tax. Yeah. It's a fucking road tax of people. What when you're speeding, get caught speeding

you mean from the good. All right, like last year, like two years ago, the mayor of New York City lowered the speed limit from 35 to 25 on sat night, right? And then put up cams all over the factor place. Pete Davidson was pissed. I heard you're telling me that that's not a fucking that that's not a purple move to fucking get and generate more money by by having the speed limit be 35 miles per hour for the past 50 fucking years. Now it's 25 in this cameras everywhere. So you get ticketed if you fucking drive at the speed you've driven the orange dial life. Like that's not right. It's not fucking right. And look I could weather. If I get a 50 dollar ticket

in the mail, if fucking means nothing to me. But like a guy like who's fucking who's that's like of some construction worker. I some could. Yeah like who's fucking who's that's like of some construction worker? I some yes I'm asshole construction like that's fucking man I have no kids I have no dependence it's like I can weather that but a guy would fucking four or five kids 50 bucks to him like that's insane that's your kids school lunch money for a week and that's right the mayor could just do that and he just fucking does it it's like it's just bullshit. It's all right. You're from more government. You could. You could go to the speed limit. You could go to the speed limit. I agree. I agree. You could. But at what point

you could obey the rules of the law. But I think what Q saying is like they're just arbitrarily changed to suit the gut, whatever the government wants in any given moment. You think that they like there wasn't some sort of studies or some sort of, in some sort of surveys done or research of why it was brought down 10 miles per hour. You just think they're just like, I have no doubt that they have reasons that they could present to you why they did it. Whether they make sense of it, there is no fucking reason certain streets on set out to be down to 25 miles per hour of live there my entire life 35 miles per hour is too slow on some of these streets. Do they do it

with the like the parkway it's 65 they know everybody's gonna go 75 so now with cameras 25 yeah it's true now with cameras and the park and on set out and it's 55 they loaded it's 55 oh on the it's supposed to be 55 actually yeah 55 miles per hour on a fucking expression. That's pretty slow world. Are we living in Like it's just bullshit. It's just complete nonsense. I know you don't like Cameras. Yeah, I don't like what how do you feel about mug shots? Very important really you got a catalog listen the criminals in our possession? You got to catalog, listen, the criminals in that possession, you got to catalog them. There's no way else to root out the evil doers in this society. Isn't it just enough to get their fingerprints?

Do we really need a photograph? No, because cops can't see a person's fingerprints, like just with their eyes. The food's a serial offender. Right. Or even a single time offender, you don't know when he might strike next. This is God's name. Scott. Yeah, someone who is a blight on society, a parasite.

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I mean, I didn't want him because fucking my taxes would have went to 75%. So I'm okay with him. We're getting fucking scrapped. Oh, Hillary still got it. It's still going to work. Yeah, I know, but, but what am I going to do? All right, go back to the shirt, though. I can't go to off to off set.

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who do you dislike more the american governor or eBay? eBay's been on your ass recently. One the same. Yeah, we need it. If you work at eBay, we need you. Yeah, I need an eBay insider. I need someone to show me the loophole. I mean, talk about Big Brother. They're watching you.

Oh, yeah. But again, that's a sight of that day only you are hunting into. Yeah. And that's the difference. I never sit there and go, I'm not trying to circumvent or do something I'm not supposed to do. I realize that when I get caught, I'm like, I got caught, what am I going to do? I'm not going to sit there and stick my hand in the fire and then cry when it gets burned.

I understand why I got burned. And then you're going to try to figure out a way to do it without getting burned Lupol There for reason you've got to be shut down or that's just human nature. We will always look for a loophole the path of least resistance Oh, I don't know about least well. I've got what's that mean in this case is that the proper analogy? Sure, like you you want to do something on eBay you're not supposed to do. No, no, no, it's not even that.

I just want to, it's just so stupid and involved. It's just like the rules that they put into place is I'm even trying to do something bad. It's like I sold some things over the course of a year. Seven items out of like 3000 auctions, or 300 au, whatever it is. I was at a stock on so I couldn't fulfill the order so I had to cancel the order. So now I'm what considered below standard and they keep those marks, those black marks on your record, stay there

for a year, which put limitations on my account, which I can't do certain things, because I'm below standard, because of something that I had at a stock over almost a year ago. And you don't want to start another account, because then you got to... Yeah, I start all over again, but it's just that I'm trying to get somebody who can just be like, that's outrageous. That's a word called when you're two is that's two's over zealous over a year Yeah, they're over zealous and they're pursuit of the small retailer I agree won't flan again And so if you're an eBay insider came used to a gmail.com What's yeah, let's let's bring down this fucking powerhouse

This eBay they're big for there. I mean There what you they should look into that though, if I was, like I said, if I was Trump, I would be like, I'd look into them as, you know, as I was a colon, you have a monopoly. I don't think any other, under any other auction sites would have a, would have a fair shake at starting, because of eBay being on the scene. And they also own PayPal now too, right? No, they got to get rid of that. Oh, did they? Yeah, they had to get rid of that double dip in on fees.

Yeah. When Kevin was calling it EJ, and they sat up the season, this is. Yeah. For a long time, yeah, they've been, if they haven't liked the stash. This is, here's an example of the government stepping in. Walto, see what you think about this. This is more Halloween stuff. All right.

This is a Tufts University. Where's that New York? Do you know where Tufts is? Do I look like a college education? No. All right, we don't know where Tufts is, but. If you're around Tufts all for charities and sororities we're sent a letter asking them to police their parties for inappropriate

offensive and appropriative costumes costumes that would appropriate say another culture okay Okay. How about this on the hallway, right? No, this is something different. Okay. So costumes that are appropriate, and appropriate, fuck, costumes that appropriate cultures reproduce stereotypes on race, gender, sexuality,

immigrant, or socioeconomic status. So don't try going as a hobo, Q. Alpha, it's relating to tragedy. Don't try going as the twin towers. Controversy or acts of violence. This is not going to be allowed. There are consequences for wearing an offensive costume. The range of response for students whose actions make others in our community feel threatened or unsafe or who direct contact towards others that is a fencer or discriminatory, the police

will investigate and then disciplinary sanctions from the office could run a wide gamut depending on what is brought to their attention. Now, this is why we need more cameras so we can free up police to investigate this in a wrong way. I think that the police should be focusing 100%

of their energy on deciding what's offensive and what's not. I'm not. Mitty Sombrero. You see not. Mitty Sombrero. You see somebody in Mitty Sombrero this Halloween? Do I call the police? It codes you act on that fucking case. I don't know.

Or do I have to be a Mexican person to call? What do you have to be an offended Mexican person? Because what if you're not offended? Ooh. Even if you're not offended. Oh, this is a sticky wicked situation. What if there's a Mexican gentleman who is offended, but then there's another Mexican defendant who acts as like, hey, man

It's cool. Let's say yeah, so then who do you go with? Personally, I got the guy doesn't give a shit But because you would hang out with him in real life. Yes Right because he sounds like a cool ass. Yeah, he's alright. I like that fucking loser's like what's out of some brown? Yeah, I'm in some bravo even worse What is the imp what is the consequences you face if the police team your costume to be offensive If you're gonna now the police are gonna involve what is the face of fine? Can you you might be a

Exonerated yeah, you could be sent up the river Turner got no jail time for raping rock with this fucking guys gonna fucking go to jail for many but but this is what the police say we encourage all students that feel like they've encountered someone who is wearing an inappropriate and offensive costume to please file a report who

and so subjective it's fucking unenforceable like let's say i let's say I'm a tough student, right? In some fucking alternate universe And I'm like I'm gonna dress as a tampon. Sure. All right. You know It's gonna be offensive to somebody to somebody. Yeah, but It doesn't what is it? What's offensive to me because my grandmother's dead right and I remind you of a very hard time and you're being my grandmother right now. Yeah

He's like It's not normal. Yeah, I mean on one. Yeah Holder you stay right there. Citizens are rest you're just trying to you're just trying to be sarcastic now No, well, that's where it's headed, buddy Yeah, cuz you said that you're like you said that last week You're like well, that's where it's headed. You said on the Halloween episode with these costumes, I mean, with the the mental asylum, right? So where does it stop then, can like, does it stop where you can't make movies about like mental haunted mental asylum? Can you not write a song then about a haunted mental asylum? Can you not do a comic about haunted

mental asylum? You know, but you, but we, you know, fully well, what's safe cost them and what's not. And so I mean, there is definitely who's to determine what safe you have the parameters right there. Right. But 10 years ago, those costumes were safe. Right, but we live in a different world. Right. So, but who says it's different now? Who says it's different than 10 years. So now shouldn't it may change that's just the way it is Right, but what he's saying what he's saying is like ten years now You might not even be able to make a movie about a haunted asylum could be I Invested a lot in that temp on costume. I spent I thought three decades of Halloween. I could wear it So and I this is you're having a valid response I don't think that's an invalid response because that's kind of where I'm at where it's just like you don't care

If the world It doesn't matter to you. Yeah, it's not going to it's not going to affect me. Am I Halloween decisions 10 years or so? Right, but what if okay of a grandchild and he's like, hey pops. I want to go out as a tampon with Uncle Brian. our society is moving towards more thoughtful and diverse viewpoints. And we're moving in a way that, you know, we're trying to, this is the growing, these are the growing pains that we all have to endure to become a society

that we should be all be proud of. Why can't you be proud of, Why can't you be proud of, like, why can't you be proud of controversy? You're being screaming of the people who want to be like, I just want to, like, it shouldn't be not. I want to, I want to dress up like what I want to dress up as regardless.

But you know, but you're just trying to poke. You're just trying to poke and agitate and become that like, you want the reaction. We don't want to deal with people like you anymore. I'm not going to trick a treat of your house then. We don't work hard of assholes. You are not tired of it. Otherwise you would have still been doing this show with me. But like, the younger generation is tired of the old assholes who want to be like-

Oh, younger generation, let me fucking pander to you because you've done so much to contribute to society except wine and bitch and complain about everything that went on. They built nothing. They're changing shit. They're fucking- They're changing the landscape. Yeah, but every generation does that, Brian. That's the role to do that. Yes. That's what they're supposed to do.

What did we change? We changed nothing. To put, we changed nothing. What did we change? Our generation. Yeah. Oh, I mean, we definitely changed a lot from like, from when our parents were younger. Let's say, okay, in the seventh, like,

a current sexual sexualized customs all came out of our generation. Okay, we're just talking about Halloween implications. Wait a second, Tranny Granny. What are you talking about? Like under under our our generations, hey, day, yeah, but that move towards more. No, but that was an improvement over the fucking racist costumes Exactly, we improved on that yeah, and now this generation is improving on that yeah, and the next year

How are they improving on it by saying you can't wear anything? They're making it so everybody can enjoy Halloween I won't walk. We're tired of your shit, but again, yeah, old man Johnson But again, yeah old man jobs I mean you don't see how it's it's their job to fucking change what they deem wrong No Why not? It's not their job whose job is it? It's always the younger generations. It's just gonna come in and fucking flush out the Viola the fucking elderly turds the vio the American toilet the infected and um

just nasty viewpoints that are not they don't want it anymore man but what's nasty about i'm still not sure in what's nasty about a costume that you don't even really know what it is but someone says that's offensive what you got is subjective you don't know I know what the safe costumes What you got is subjective. You don't know. I know what the safe costumes are.

We all know it. No, you don't know it. I just read an article today. I read an article. No, it's a safe costume. I read an article today that there was a sweater somebody was selling at, I think it's in the UK. It's at some fucking store.

And it's a snowman that's like melting. And he says, I'm having a meltdown. Some lady says, well, that's offensive to people who have anxiety problems or on the autism spectrum or in freak out or whatever the fuck. So you can't sell us a snowman shirt or I think they did keep selling it, but she doesn't want you to be able to sell a snowman shirt. Where somebody where he's saying I'm having a meltdown, which is a very common saying that is not aimed at any particular group. It's... It cool, but you...

So you should be able to get rid of that shirt. In a climate where, and like, and things are changing quickly. Like even last year things are that were acceptable. Are now, not that they're unacceptable but you may face ramifications. Well this sanction targets. You're totally right. Last year I went as a tampon in blackface. This year I can't do that. If you can barely get away with the blackface. But if you're a company or a corporation that's selling to the public and you're not on top of your game

And you're sitting there going like a like well if you're not you don't have young socially active Online active people in your corporation there to tell you well you may not want to market this Then you deserve every fucking bear trap you step your fat foot into. You're talking about me and my fat foot. Talking about like the company that sold the meltdown shirt. Go do it. Go hire some young people. Do the biggest pussy's on earth.

Hire higher the people who are the most offended at everything. And you deserve neither liberty nor safety, mother fucker. Bottom line. Oh, it's money, of course. So pay them to pay, pay your your get some young people on the payroll have them be the The your sound there think tank and be like hey, we're thinking we're marketing this we're marketing this we're marketing this Give us feedback on this. What do you what do you anticipate online reaction to be? Meltdown no good

Fuck it. We don't need to say how much could they make off it anyway who knows it's not worth it but okay does it in there though then it's then it's the uh the OCT shirt that way that this is the way that the young generation wants it though that's the way they want it I don't give a fuck about them I don't give a fuck about the way they want it I don't care but they're gonna make they're gonna make real changes I'm dressing as a fucking tampon this year I got as my witness they're gonna make they're gonna make real changes. I'm dressing as a fucking tampon this year I got as my witness You just sit there with a mini some barrel on with a tin can and a fucking string yelling out the window And the only person I can hear it is fucking Suzanne. Yeah, it doesn't change any

It's certainly not you because you're driving by in your midline anti-cell phone car I mean it's unfortunate. Maybe's not unfortunate but that's the way the world works bro. That young generation will drive that fucking car where they want it to go. They don't want you or need your input. You're all lose bro. I don't think that this young generation is depending on me like... can you please impart some of your wisdom in what you've learned? Your generation changed so much like sexy costumes. If they try to change that, I'll fucking burn down the entire generation. I have every right to dress as sluts on Halloween and if people try taking that away...

I agree. Big girls always will, don't worry about that. Girls always will, don't worry about that, they want to take it. But look, if you... really said bitches. Big girls. So when big girls have the right to dress that way. Yeah, but like you wear it, you wear it in a position. This is what I've been saying for the past six months on this show that I don't care anymore. I've pulled myself out of society in that way because like my thoughts don't matter anymore so I'm not getting worked up over anything because what I feel means nothing. I'm of the age where it's just

passed me by man. Well stop it and try to just to look at it from the other point of view and be like look at how much this generation is changing already just by using this. Hold up a phone. Oh you mean the second leading cause of deaths on the highway? Yeah, I'm looking at it. Hold up an eye. First generation. Thank you, Rich. Just by using this, they look at how much they've changed already. You'll say for not for the better, but some people will be like, it's more inclusive. It's more thoughtful. It's not though. It makes you be more thoughtless. You can go on Twitter and fucking or Facebook

or whatever and post your opinion and it gets, it's in a sea of opinions. It doesn't really matter. Like how much like Pete Davidson, how many more people online can say Trump is an asshole? Or Trump is this, or Trump is out. Like you said, get it. Everyone thought this before. Everyone's thinking it now. What you're adding to the chorus is nothing new.

It's old, and tired, and retread. It's not changing anything. What is it changing? You don't think that the internet has truly piled on so much of anti-Trump sentiment that it has causing people to not to not even say whatsoever what they're you know if they even if they want Trump they're low to go online and say it. Right so it doesn't change. They'll still go on that booth and vote for them. But it's changing the way you, but it's changing the way that you behave online, which in fact changes the way you behave in real life.

No, I disagree. It does change the way you behave online. I mean, in real life, maybe not you, but I'll talk about people who, who, who, I'm an OG troll son long before the internet came along. You shot a flash lights and your friends trying to get laid in your fucking. Yeah. That's how I was changing the world. Did I tell you what I was on? Did I tell you about what happened at Walmart? No. That I was online. I was working the late shift. There was pretty good. I got to work with you, though. That I made a, like, obviously stupid, stupid joke. It was a joke about Hillary because she was on the cover of the star. Oh, and her daughter was mortified. You because the lady turned around and started giving me a flack about it.

What was the joke? I'm sure it was brilliant. It's all her note. It was a picture of her and her nose had grown. And I said, oh, I knew that was gonna happen I said there's only so many lies you can tell before you're actually your so your physical appearance will start to change I said right and Well, yeah, and you're not even talking to this one. I wasn't talking to this lady. It's true. She's lied

It's not even untrue But the lady turned around and started giving me some flak. It was a gist of her comments. Something about, she made a Trump comment. Like, that made well, like, well, he's worse, some sort of analogy. And I was just like, I was taken aback by it. And I was like, huh? Someone just fucking build a wall around you, bitch.

And when that lady started, when that lady left, like some paper shit left. My door is like, that's why you can never talk about that stuff in public. That's what you said to your daughter? No, that's what she said to me. Oh, okay. So now she's your boss, a 13 year old.

That's the kind of, you know, we don't want that kind of reaction, Dad. They don't want to be, um, you killed it? Nice. That's why he's dead. Fucking dangerous. Femte to tall.

They don't want any kind of confrontation. They don't want a confrontation in public about something that most people don't want. But most people are not going to agree with. So don't say anything that could be again, construed. Keep it to yourself. Yeah, don't even talk to your daughter in a private conversation that could be possibly overheard by some big mouth fucking, bro. Not that not when it's something as hot topic

as politics. You know, you speak, you speak in public about politics. You cannot be expect to. To what you said was so fucking benign. I understand. I thought it was too. I thought it was obvious. It was joke, but again, again, she didn't see my face when I said it though. Right. She didn't know if I was

serious or not about it. She turned around and the gut just. And so she was like, hey, I heard you talking about people's appearances, like literally physically changing when they tell too many lies. And that probably what you're telling your young daughters that this cover is actually not Photoshopped, but Hillary's nose has grown because I'm that fucking stupid. I'm your average Walmart customer, a fucking idiot. Again, but you're you aren't you. And I got Walmart a lot. You are seeing and hearing the wrong part of that. No, no, no.

I'm hearing you being like, I better show it up. No, you're getting it. You're seeing it. You're hearing the wrong thing over the point I'm trying to make. They don't young people don't want to be confronted and have to be able and have to like, of course, they want to run to their safe space. To defend. They're triggered. We're not even defend, but they don't want to be confronted in public about something about reality. It's not reality. No, it's reality. Let me ask you this. Okay, Mr.

fucking liberal. Now this isn't Berkeley. This is one of the, this is also Fox News. So we'll take it for what it's worth. Berkeley protesters demand spaces of color. Horace White students trying to pass. These are ultra left wingers. That doesn't make any sense. You know, that, okay. Say it again.

Students are calling for safe spaces for transgendered people as well as spaces of color. At the university which they already have. The protesters are also harassing white students trying to study, barring their path across a key bridge while allowing students of color safe passage. The protests which began last Friday disrupted studying students, block traffic at the intersection front of the campus. The bridge was a... The bridge is like, I guess it was a way to get to this somewhere and I guess black people

or people of color, whatever, are like white people can't use this bridge, you got to take the long way around. Are you sure? This is what I'm reading. I'm reading this on FoxNews.com. Like I said, it's not always the most reliable source. So, but, so if you have a, you're, you, it's been enough, you're a fucking big enough pusshole

that you're like, I need a safe space. But now you're like, I need a segregated safe space. Something that the generation before us fought against to change and now they're trying to fucking change it back. It's a metaphor. It's a metaphor. The bridge is a metaphor. No, it is not. It's a bridge.

If your daughter was going to Berkeley and tried to cross that bridge, they'd be like, yo cracker, take the fucking long way. Of course we've been using the quote unquote bridge to take the shortcut for so long. Now we got to walk around. Now your daughter has to pay. How do you feel if we built a bridge just for the white people wall next to the black people's bridge, but we made it really ornate, would like covered, heated in the winter, and everything was fine.

Was that okay? If white people built their own bridge, that was different. Mm-hmm. Of course not. Well, what options are we talking about then? If the only way across is... walk in the valley to make a point I you know I kind of we made that valley nice It's growing pains. It's not this is this is fucking racist. Do you not?

It's racist. It's not it is it's prejudice and it's bigoted to say your white you can't walk here Exactly as bigoted as somebody saying you're black you can't walk out I would never fucking tell somebody they couldn't use my bridge like hey bro Do it come on man. This bridge is everybody Tranny black guy Puerto Rican Chinese everybody. This is the rainbow bridge. This is like you know where Sprigends and suddenly it ends with me in a tampon costume. The small steps. The small steps that are taken to bring everybody up the speed.

So this is bringing people together by saying, Hey, let's get safe spaces that are segregated. That only black people can be here. Because you know if there was a safe space and it was like only white people can be here, it you know if there was a safe space and I was like, only white people can be here, it would be a whole thing, rightfully so. But in this society, since everyone's such a fucking pussy and they're afraid to say anything,

they're like, I don't like the black people, have a space that way, nobody will ever come. You know, and we won't hear any bullshit from Black Lives Matter. You've got to let them drive the car the way that they wanted to go though. so now you're living in their fucking world. Yeah, fuck them Fuck these assholes. Yeah, they don't have enough experience No, no, no, not at all. I'm talking about the these fucking ultra laughter wing liberal give you the keys

And now you fucked up he never should have done it look what I turned it into and now we have to give them the keys and get it and get out of the way and let them steer and if they want to steer it to where they want it to go and build the America that they want let them have you got it you got it you got it okay this time I America you never gonna be crossing that bridge. You had your fucking chance to make a difference You Nothing I did

Community college for a few things Never crazier. I'm not a lot of people crossed the goddamn bridges. I'm only 80 credits away from an associate's degree When you were young, zero, and powerful, and you had a chance to do things. Yeah. You did nothing. Right. You did nothing. Fuck it, fucked around.

All right. And now you want to cry when it's their turn. Now you want to bitch your mouth. I was happy with the status quo. Yeah, the status quo was everything for you and nothing for them. Right, exactly. Right. What? You admit it. There was no bridges where I was like, oh cool, no black people are on this bridge. Call was everything for you and not for them right exactly right

There was no bridges where I was like oh cool no black people are on this bridge I like singing black people on bridges Ever Berkeley yes, you never know why do you give a fuck maybe I'll go into a city all right, and then if someone tells you not to cross that bridge What are you gonna do on a power through then it's it? So what are you worried about? Well, we'll probably beat the shit I'm not young and be wrong like I'll take one swing get at a breath. I'll be in the hospital And they're wrong, but it's just like it's it's literally a situation that will never affect you ever Ever but what if it affects Walt's daughter? Well, I care about her.

I care about her. Oh, yeah, Jennery. She's more of a problem. Yeah. This is what she wants to do. And Walmart telling you to shut up saying like, hey, man, don't talk about fucking Trump. This is the unintended consequences.

It's not the unintended. She understands the areas that she should do up delvin to and not. knows she can she can go wherever she wants not that pretty directly right she knows to walk around like she should oh my god that's all that poor girl she doesn't want the confrontation it's not worth it to her I'm calling Chelsea versus on this guy she said that's not right right she knows she doesn't deserve to walk across it from the sins of her fathers. Right, you're sins?

Mine, I'm not good. You're talking for fathers. I saw it, yeah, I'm talking about the other fathers. We win as matching tampons and blackface one Halloween. That's what he's talking about. That one's Steve Day. I'm sorry. Hey, here I come again I'm dragging that edge of your through the wind Where I'm at my disposal

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