Tell Em Steve-Dave - #310: Woke FlanaSkinOnSkin

Episode Date: November 4, 2016

Paradoxical undressing, Walt lures elderly people to his car, a famous guest craps all over TESD studios. Music: Sunday Greg - Glass Table

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If I call you by that thousand dollar bike he wears it right underneath his tits. Yeah, and he... Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. I'm here, Walt, you're here and probably no definitely a guy who would be referred to as the most lovable, the nicest, definitely the funniest and practical Joker. Joe Gatto. Oh, Queen, you're here. So that coming a mile away, I didn't fucking say I'm back me with that me with that one I don't go the other way I'm surprised you're here. I I thought you would still be

Suckling on Brett Michael sack this week. I do we yes He didn't come to the podcast so we can hang out with Brett Michael. No, that's not true. Anyway So yes Joe Gatto You're I'd like to introduce you He's that earlier is like I've never met Joe. I was like but you have he has right? Not really yeah, yeah, yeah It's been one of those I know who he is he knows who I am, but we've never really sat down How to I think I shook your hand once yeah

We're up to two we're up to two. We're up to two now. Yeah, we're up to two. It was at the, you guys had a premiere party at a restaurant. Yes. That's where it was. Yeah, that was good. It was a busy night, so I didn't think you remember.

No, I know I knew I'd met you once, but that's pretty much all I've spoken to you more right now than I've ever had. So is the car Don't put you were nervous at the premier party and here right now. Yeah, so you're nervous in the presence of Joe God I get that a lot. Yeah, yeah, very very overpowering personality. I still get nervous around you Yeah, so I say Do you get nervous around well flying again? I do. Yeah, I'm equally nervous.

Just because I know who it was, I was like, who's this dude in the corner? I really got his hoodie up and yeah, he's like, you're all I'm an emmon me right now. Brian wants to keep it at a, a, a bombing 70 degree, or 60 degrees in here. He's up out to go to Florida. Yeah, it's, I come in and it's like cranked up to 78. And I'm like, it's a little warm.

Yeah, no granted. I've got a layer to more than wealth. I mean, naturally, but Jesus Christ 70 is not crazy. We shook hands earlier today, right? Yeah. Did you notice what they were cold? I was going to mention it. I thought you were sick.

I thought when I touched your hand, it was so warm. I was like, I wonder if you noticed how cold my hand was. Yeah. I wonder if you weren't wondering, I wonder if you'll hold my hand the whole time. I did realize that he sat so far away from me, not to be, that I can't reach him. Really? What is it?

Maybe a poor circulation. It's not that everyone else is, because you're like, get him, like a meat locker. Yeah, my wife's got that shit. She's like a neem echo something. And she doesn't like, she has a eye deficiency, so she's always like freezing.

Right. I hate that. I don't always cold, it's just cold and healing. So you're like a woman, a woman, who is like, he's on his period. You just like, he's like, he's like, he wants to say that you can't think well on the cold. Like you think better on the heat.

Oh yeah, I like, I, I, I, I, You said that, you said that cold makes you sleepy. Yeah. Cold makes you sleepy. And it's normal. Yeah, I thought it said like every other person on the planet really when you when you get stuck like let's say you crash You crash on a mountain side the first thing that people want to do Shining man, well you fucking fall asleep the fall asleep you're gonna die right they don't land they don't crash land go hop up like they become knock ellipse but that's why it's but that's why cold makes you want to go to sleep though no they don't want to go sleep they can't

go to sleep because they're gonna die it's not like they get cold like when you get cold you shake or if they go to sleep is because they can't help it that's right actually they're going to die and sleep is a step in the progression you know the human body just when it it wants to like it wants to They're going to die and sleep is a step in the progression Again cold being relative most people would not say 70 What was it set to what was it on? It was set to 78. It wasn't well first off. It wasn't on at all So what's it in here? You think it was what what do you think the temperature was probably like? 74 to 76 somewhere around there. That's the perfect temperature

I can look at that 74 is a little warm I think but What about 76 cuz it was yeah and you're going down the Florida so you're gonna really you're gonna soak it in when you're down there he's not gonna die of her be awake at least do it be awake in a live that's why they say they can't find people sometimes like if they go missing in the mountains or whatever they get Delirious and they take their clothes off and they try to get into like these little tiny crevices

Like to like it's weird. It's like this sort of This effect. Yeah, like I don't know why they take their clothes off But then they'll go until like these little crevices to huddle up then they die, and that's why they don't find their bodies right away. You know, with some fucking... How often does that happen? About this area. Well, then you think more. And it has so.

I'm happy with this young kid that was missing for like 20 years, and they found like his skeleton. How do you know his clothes weren't taken off by an animal though? How do you know he took his clothes off? Well, like some gay animal. Like, how do I know? What makes you watch? What makes you watch What, please?

And we got another one! He's trying to tone his clues. They finally remain of a skeleton with no clothes on, and they're like, he must have took his clothes off. I'm saying that it's been known to happen not specifically in this case. They're like, first de-stress. I've never heard it.

I've never heard it either, and I watch a lot of ID channel, and I've watched a lot of documentaries. We talked about it on Overkill,kill and that I can't remember the name It was in Russia where like the that that party that was hiking They found like the tensile ripped up and stuff and some of the guys had taken their clothes off That's one of the most bizarre stories ever told so like taking their clothes off was like the least of the most alarming things That they did. Do you want to deal with week after week? I've never heard of it there for yeah

I Never heard it I can't say that I have Give it a couple weeks. You'll join To a crevice so they're not like out of their minds Or like well, maybe if I'm I'd like to get out of sight of an animal that's going to attack me or. To have from under the elements. Right. You warm up, shelter up. Yeah.

I could see that part of it. And maybe when they die, their clothes fall off the, I don't know if the clothes come off post mortem, like you're saying. And I think it just might be. I know. And I don't know if they're doing a sexy shirt tease. Like you're saying either. And for, maybe for the, you don't know.

Yeah, it's true. Okay. So, okay. Why people take off their clothes when they're literally freezing to death? The key that causes paradoxical and dressing, vasoconstriction occurs when the smooth muscles within the vasculature, contract, or contract. This effort requires a steady input of energy in the form of glucose, blah, blah, blah, blah. So they can, I think the most warm blood rushing from their core couple with the removal of warm clothing causes their body temperature to fall even faster. This serves to hasten death.

Why in the world was- Now that we know it, let's say we were facing that situation. Is that why you're naked right? I mean we could turn the heat up if you need it well. So I'm going to get it back to 76. Speed. You know something that's totally- As you were nothing but a head microphone,

as he used to greet, tics up a side, goes on. I'm panicked. I don't know why we're following. But now that we know it, let's say we were in that situation where we look God forbid that we were in acts that we were stranded somewhere. Now that I know about this condition,

would it stop me from taking my clothes off? I don't like that. I don't like that. I feel like I, I, I, I think so. I think it's not that I know it, right? Yeah, do you think would you be aware enough to be like, I should probably keep this on? You probably keep my pants on in this situation? Yeah, like, centuries, centuries used to the cold and, uh, or no, you're not used to the cold, so I'll be dressing you. Yeah.

Like as you're taking your clothes off and... Oh, why you work together when this is all over the place? Yeah, we're going on we went on a short hike when hypothermia sets in a person will begin shivering most people have a movement problem such as stumbling slowing down poor coordination I heard that people fall if you don't have hypothermia all the time you it sounds like a describing cues by all right yeah yeah it's a last ditch effort to survive Terminal burrowing

Because they're trying to surround their bodies With the minima's loss. The clothes off is the hard step. Yeah, it's paradoxical and dressing. It's even more confounding. It describes many victims of extreme hypothermia peeling off their clothes. Yeah, they're saying that. Also, who's that? What website you want to write

if this is life science dot com this is uh... tells you they've got it's like shrimp when you're called dot net yo low self or yo no yo it's i want when rewarning the body of a hypothermic person with the body of another person first aid experts often recommend that both the victim and the rewarmer be naked or barely dressed.

I've seen that on, I've seen that on, I've seen that many times in movies. It's hot solo, it takes this stuff off and they have to climb it. Yeah, but they call it an naked. We put it in a taunt on, they both were nude. We're not, we're movie-doodle. Yeah, you didn't watch top on team. It's happened. They cut off in a taunt on it.

They got the lightsabers. It's a great battle. No, they need from a chest and some stuff. No, he's just shoving the taunt on. You seen on TV shows where it's so cold the only way to can survive is if we cuddle. Yeah. Usually they do it with like what you have to have skin

on skin, no. That makes sense because the barrier between the body warmth you want gone Yes, so I get it I've used that one. Let's be let's be use up before You're like a hypothermia We might die in my apartment to get tonight I think you have hypothermia You have to skip ruining your childhood. It's for I mean you have to admit that the Han Solo and Luke Skywalker definitely

We're skin on skin. Yeah, it was definitely. Because he put him inside a hot ton ton. Yeah, but they got it together didn't they? How did hot solo survive hot solos about two? We got it. It's all right. No, because the next you know what I actually know you mentioned it.

His clothes were not coming in blood From the taunt on and his and it looked like it's right. Yeah, I like everyone hunts all the way Yeah, so next wing it looked like his Parker was on backwards You can see the label if you look close to DVD extra on the blue right You could take that up It's Easter egg Lucas I thought he restored it in a new version. It's like one people to know it's been long enough It was skin on skin

Joe you don't like bullies huh? No Joe, you don't like bullies, huh? No. Um, I take offense because I'm a, because I'm a bullie. I get paid to be a bully. Oh, okay. Yeah, on my show. And then I see you going around doing good deeds and shit.

And, uh, what, what, what is it? I'm curious. What is it about bullies that, uh, like, did you, you got bullies? I got bullies. Yeah. Yeah. Like from young until older like this stuff. From like seventh grade to probably sophomore year of high school.

Sixth grade to sophomore year of high school I'd say. Yeah. And what would stuff do? I got funny. Was that it? Yeah. You know, in sophomore year of high school we went to all by Catholic school, which I'm sure by nose and uh.

You're very cold in there. Yeah. We called the Tantan of satin island. And we would, there was, I would get picked on by some of the football players. And one, I picked out the biggest one. His name was Rocco Larnzano.

Rocco picked on you? He didn't, he didn't pick on me. I picked him as one. He's a nice guy. We actually just ran into him. And he heard the story. I told Lindsay, when Hunter, he thought I was talking about him, which is I should say he didn't pick on me. I picked him as one he's a nice guy like we actually ran into him And he heard the story I told on Z1 hundred he thought I was talking about him Which is I should say he didn't he was a good guy But I would just get picked on and so I decided to stop bullying Rocco and everybody jumped in on the joke So I would make him like carry my books. I would knock his books out of his hands

I would tell my kick his ass and stuff and he would play into the part like don't don't don't everybody thought it was funny So it came like this weird like it flipped where flipped where it was like, that's a, that's a, that's a good guy. Yeah, especially that age that'll go on with that. And Rocco was big. He was the biggest kind of school, yeah. He was the biggest guy in school. He was huge.

Yeah, right. He was a good guy. But like even in my, I'm growing up in my neighborhood, I, I didn't have many friends. So I was the white kid in a black neighborhood growing up. I grew up in Mariners Harbor, which is like, Pradam was like right by the projects and stuff. And I kind of just removed myself from the neighborhood when we get to an older age. Nobody's playing in your backyard anymore. It was like a bed element. So I didn't necessarily have friends and it just compounded where I couldn't really make friends. And it made me a lot of people

to be friends with you. No, I have one black friend. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, I had a, I had black friends and outside of school, there was no black kids in our you. No, I have one black friend. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, I had a built-up. I had black friends in outside of school. There was no black kids in our schools besides Texas Scott. And well, yeah, we had like literally two black kids in our school, but the whole not our class. The school. The school. Yeah, right. And they came. Dexter came in as a transfer in junior year. Yeah, I think we had for us. It was crazy. It wasn't so I just grown up in neighborhood I was kind of like a loner and geeky and it just compounded and I was socially awkward.

Dexter was so afraid of white people. He we all have lockers, but he had a duffel bag and I want to say duffel like I mean huge a fucking duffel bag And he carried every single thing around with I mean never uses locker because he's he was afraid the white people would This is what still his stuff. So he would walk around with, I mean, never uses locker, because he was afraid the white people would, this is direct growth. Yeah, it's still his stuff. It's still his stuff. So he would walk around with like a giant duffel bank to throw every class.

Yeah. Digibullium. That's a very private thing. That was all right. I guess he just had bad experiences and the other private school he came from. There was a adjustment period though, where I was bullied. I started bullying because my humor came humor came out I'm really quick

with it and you know I mean like I could really I get cut people down if I wanted to and when I started being funny I would start doing that and then everybody would start laughing at the person and I was like oh they're not laughing at me actually I had a bunch of the face but I started doing that and then I had to get, I got called in by a couple of my friends and my sister was actually like, hey, just so you know. You're an intervention. Yeah, she did, my sister, we were actually Carlos, like, you're kind of being a dick, you know, you should watch that because that's not, that's like what you didn't like.

Spider-Man was great power. Yeah, that's right. It actually, it actually is a phenomenon in the bullying community they talk about when they do holy education stuff, when you get empowered paradoxical. Yeah, it is That's a lazy like you become it's all the sun is like oh, you know I got bullied by some menacing 17 year olds and I'm telling you I was laughing Wow, I thought you're gonna say squirrel jokes like on SpongeBob remember SpongeBob starts getting laughs by going after Sandy So you got bullied by some yeah, but they're walled interested because he's been menaced by teens himself. I mean they were females

But you see what I think is even different more difficult because you don't want to right you can't punch them if it comes down to it well even more difficult because you don't want to. Right, you can't punch him if it comes down to it. Well, I got a vote. Obviously not, but it's also difficult to. I was just agree. To go, go add it with the female because then even the little female will be like, you're in a no, you can't win.

That's the one you're doing. That's true. You really got in a good one, like ultimately. Walt's experience was that he was, you needed napkins in a hurry. My daughter was in the car when she was bleeding. She needed napkins in a hurry. And I needed napkins in a hurry and I didn't want to do.

So I ran from the parking lot into like this restaurant. And I came out of the restaurant and I'm running. And they like four or five girls start going, run, far, she's doing it. Re-tour, and I turn around, are you talking to me? like four or five girls start going run, four or three, four, three, four, and I turn and I go, are you talking to me? And they're like, yeah, we're talking to each other. They didn't even fuck up, they didn't even blink.

And I was like, yeah, we are. I couldn't believe it, but that they were talking, I was dumbfounded and I said, you know, if there's a god, I said, if there's a God with any luck that you're in about 15 years, you'll all be hooked on pain killers and in loveless marriages. And I walked away and they're like, what did he say? Did he say, they thought I said something more sexual?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I said loveless. And I don't think they understood what the connotation of what I said was. They'll know what about it. I like how to insult them. He described like half of one of his best I was so offended when I heard the story I love that you stopped you stopped worrying about your daughter who was bleeding in the car

It's a stop and get a zinger in Right, he was like he rushed he rushed in he rushed out and there's like hold up. I got to get the zinger in Also was Christmas season okay, and there were shoppers around so they saw me get in dress down like that So I didn't I didn't know what I didn't oh you had a cover your street cred Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely I'm only like five minutes from my house So I got it and if you had and if you hadn't gone back, it would have been as like they may as well just start y'all like, plug it up. You got to see something. So you confronted your bullies, Joe, how this work?

Yeah. My, I, it was kind of, I actually, this was like two weeks ago, we were on tour and we were in Birmingham, Alabama, and we're in this shit mall. And, uh, I have a phobia of malls in the South, just because of This was like two weeks ago. We were on tour and we were in Birmingham, Alabama and we're in this shit mall and I have a phobia of malls in the South just because of all the shit that always happens and let me you know So I was like I was kind of on high alert. I was with jiggie who is our opener You know they get shot all the time read the news so All-time is just people guns in the South putting in malls. So we we we me a jigger walking around and jiggie is tiny He's like he's not a guy you want for backup so I'm walking and I'm not kidding when I say 19 out of 20 people recognize me

Like where I'm walking around people like Joe Joe and I'm just like hey, you know, and the people taking pictures and stuff Hey, help and is So I I turn and I look in this is three 17 year old boys hanging out on the railing and they're all looking at me and one kid looks at me like he recognizes me So at this point I'm riding the high of being recognized by everybody so I just turn them and I go, oh, what's up fuckface And the kid pops up off the rail he goes, would you say to me? And he walks up to me and I went, I said, what's up, fuckface? Like thinking he didn't hear what I said to him. And he goes, what's he saying to me for?

What's your problem? I said, I said, oh. And then this was my retort. I was like, oh, I said, you don't know me. I'm on television. And then he goes, what? He's like, I don't care. I said, I'm on a TV show and practical jokes. I'm sure you saw me sing a lot to all these people.

I said, it's a line from the show. I say, I said, so I just said, what's up, fuckface? And I said to him again. So now he's got like his, he's got like his fist clenched and him and his boys are there. And I got jiggy next to me who like started to take a baby steps backwards. The kids are like a camo like hoodie and I was like very medicine

I know he was very menacing and I was like and I said I apologize I said I'm sorry, I thought you knew the show and he said may hey, you know He's fucking when he walks away, so now me and you just continue to shop They decide to circle back and start following us, so now I'm like shit's gonna go down here at the foot action I come out and the guy goes, what's the name of the TV show you're on? They have seen me just take another picture. I said it's called in practical jokers

and the main kid, we'll call him the thug number one, we stand there with a long hair and he's looking at me. I said, I just walked up right in his face. I said, dude, and I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm all pods, I'm mad enough to say I was wrong and I put my hand out. And I said, I apologize that you didn't know my show. I shouldn't have called you a fuck face, but I did.

So this is where I, where I, and he just stood there like mean mugging me and then he just shook my hand He goes, oh, and he goes he goes all right whatever and I said I said I'm job what you name because I ain't telling you when he walks away So now me and jing is the war So he's start walking around and then I see them leave the mall and then they come back in and that's where I'm like Oh, I'm in Burmese, Alabama. They just went to get arms. Right. Well, they kept following me. So then they walked out of side exit and then they came back in. And if anybody knows how these stories, they'd always go to the call before shit goes down. Right. So I'm like, I said, this isn't worth it. There wasn't good deals.

I didn't like the stores. I was like, it's not worth getting shot over this. So I was just like, let's just go and we just, I left. When they call you old man at one point, they called you old man. Oh, when he was walking away, he said, when I said what's your name? He said, he said, I ain't telling you old man and he walked away. And I was like, all right. And I was like, he'll man me. Are you like 40? I'm 40, yeah. But the kid in 23 years older than this kid. Yeah, I'm 17, like, 16, 17. If I'm gonna call someone an old man.

So we get into the car to go to the theater and it starts telling the story. And Joe's telling the story like, like the kids are assholes. And I was like, would you look at it from their fucker point of view? I never would say I was saying it like they're assholes. I was like, he's fucking Hicks.

He's fucking Hicks. They're fucking Hicks in the middle of nowhere. Couple words in the mouth there. Maybe the tone was right, but I definitely didn't say these fucking things. I was like, think of it from the point of view. Like, you're just some dude walking through the mall and you're like, what's up, fuck face? Like, and not even aggressively.

No, no, it's more of a friendly. And then they couldn't get over the fact that I repeated it to him right in his face. Where are vacation? He's like, wait a minute. And then you just look it out of like, what's up? I said, what's up, fuck face? And the reason it's cool is because I'm on TV. I mean, I listed all the bullet points on the top, but I loved it.

My second delivery of it was just a, I said, what's up, fuck face, like friendly. And then he goes, what'd you say to me? And then it was just a very like tender, I said, what's up, fuck face? Like I kind of brought it to like a heart to heart. Right. You do have many people who kill for the opportunity

for me to personally say, what's a fuck face to you, then, the way I'm seeing it to like a heart to heart right you do have any people killed for the opportunity for me to personally say The way I'm seeing it to you right now. I have Thousand to follow that's the girl like I brought up my Twitter. I'm like look I'm verified don't shoot me Do you think it is at the discussion on the way back to the car like I told you we shouldn't brought in the goddamn No, leave them in the car. They go me nobody shoots If I have a gun to go shot him right there. No, I like to think that his feelings were hurt Like this is what I might point. Well, he was gonna go home like he was yeah Like I was like you ruined his shopping

Fucking experience man. Even my defense these kids were just up look of a trouble They were just but you don't know well they had camouflage hoodies on it. They were hanging on the rail They weren't shopping. There's no shopping bag. There's no shopping bag. They're loitering It's exactly what they're doing. What kids doing. They were soliciting. There's no way they're the bad guys. It was my point. No, I'm not saying they were bad. I'm just saying that, you know, they were wrong. They were a bunch of little fuckface. Maybe they'd be told. I want to go back on record. You rescinded it. No, you're putting it back on. No, it was definitely not. It was definitely not experienced. Because I do that up here in New York. It's like, I've five, it's tough, but I don't know

what the word fuck faces even use that much in Alabama. Because they were kind of confused by the term. What does it mean? Fuck the face. What does it mean? What does it mean? I guess maybe that was part of the thing he was trying to get.

Like, what does that even mean? Fuck face. I bet you that guy's never been called the fuck face. Tell that point in the face. I like to think he's at school calling people fuck feeling I Started the spread started bullying kids in school. I'm surprised he didn't immediately get on their phones like look you up Like the look the show up just to be like, oh, why what is him? Yeah, I'm immediately forgive it What's it?

When you're taking pictures? Well, no, that was the thing too. I got some straight credit like you around I probably did yeah, did you take any pictures when the girls were taunting you? No, no. That would have helped a lot. I think I would have changed a lot too if they recognized me. I think they would apologize to me. Yeah, I think. Yeah, they would have been and they probably wanted to picture with me. That's right. That's right. I think you start to come here. You want to get a picture? You want to get a picture? You want to be here for a second smile. Make sure a stupid face isn't as focused. You want to get a picture? You want to get a picture? I want to get a picture. I want to get a picture.

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I want to get a picture. I want to get a picture. I want to get a picture. I want to get a picture. I want to get a picture. I want to get a picture. if it involves your wife. Like if they want you to say something about her or like involve her in any way, is that self-preservation? Are you? Is it? Like because for me, like the joke would be, that's what's most important and I wouldn't give a fuck about anybody who got in my way. So is it respectful or you're just like I just don't want to? I think it's a mixture of both. It's a little bit of respect. I watch a show with her too. So she doesn't even necessarily like it. But she's drinking wine with Mario like, slippin' eyes just looking at you.

Is it weird that he can't wrap his head around that? Oh, is it? Is it? Wow. He can't wrap his head around that. He's like, it's like, I'm the exactly the same way. There's not a chance that I would make a joke at the expense of my wife.

It's insane to think that he's like I don't care. Yeah She you know she's got a good sense of humor and she know of course she knows it's a show like she knows I'm doing it for it I'm not just doing it for doing it, but it's also just doesn't a lot of it just doesn't feel right like one of the worst ones And I don't know why it struck accordingly, but it was one of the first times when we were doing a hot-dolled vendors, and Merced, you know what I call my wife on a cold day, picking a blanket. And it just like hit me, like when he said it, I was like, this fucking douchebag

just called my wife a picking a blanket, and I was like, wait, no, he didn't. And then I was like, oh, I can't say that. And then it just trickled on from there. But... What if that the joke occurs to him Right, yes, that's what I would think later on. Yeah, you thought to say that. Yeah, you've got to say that so what do you think? No, I think I think it's probably just a little bit. It's also like yes

Probably more respected than just the whole thing because my parents are very Happily married my father was very love. Like I modeled my marriage around that, even though it probably isn't as good as that. Are you understanding that world? Why don't you give a fuck? So I think this part of that too. It's a couple of things. Yeah.

And then everybody needs some kryptonite, you know. And it was one time like I got a lot of hell for doing something. We said something and I just got like a backlash. Like people, it's like, you're married. Couldn't believe you do. I forgot what it was. When you say your ring off, that was it.

That was fucking so great. That was funny. Like that I'll do when that you got, but sometimes like people don't get it. That is the show. But like we're right. It was it in the hooters restaurant. Did you get your ring off?

Yes. And in this video, it was the speed dating. You guys made me keep hitting on the woman while I was clanking my finger against it. My ring against it. That was it if you did that. And in this video, it was the speed dating. These guys made me keep hitting on the woman while I was clanking my finger against it. My ring against it, that was it. It was that. And people were like, you know, you shouldn't, and people were like, oh, you should be faithfully.

I'm like, I am faithfully. This is a camera show where I'm not understanding. Yeah, they didn't get it. It's very thrust of the show. But she's completely support. I could do anything. She wouldn't care. But it's just, I think it's a little bit more me than her.

Yeah. Yeah, that is weird. No, she's definitely as good as's a little bit more me than her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it is weird. I don't know. No, she's definitely as a good sense of humor because we use her against him on the show. Yeah. Like we've brought her physically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she let you know how to do it when you guys do it. And let us in the house.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the birthday thing. When they wrap my house. Yeah. I'll under that tick. Well, me it took no time. I'm productive. It took a long time.

Yeah. It took a long time. It was fucked up. How every little thing. I still have, I still have, I still have, I'm a chandelier. On my chandelier I still have a rat in paper and I left it on purpose. So, as a little reminder, it's all I have dinner. It took him 3 and a half hours on. Would you, like you look at Joe and you think like, does he come off as the nicest one?

Or self? Definitely not you, Q. You seem to like. I understand this. So, hey, man, I like it. You're more go for the jug. That's the guy that you are just like, I want him to be my friend. You know, I don't like, there's a guy. But I am your friend. I'm going to be a lot of you.

But friends with 20 years, what do you want, show to the extreme? He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good.

He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's really good. He's like you're watching that show. I think he I think he He's almost really more is going on at the fact that that's a good dude. I'd like to be friends with that dude You have more of a cynical. Yeah, you're a little bit harder to read He just you're the guy that I'm like I want to be friends with I have a demo For Christ sake man every fucker isn't single one one of the the female audience. Yeah, it's all I mean I'm in the girl it's in the cell. Yeah, it's in the cell. Definitely hands down. I I mean this

He's a sex pop. What are you gonna do about what are you gonna do? It's got the locks, you know You know, we used to be he used to be jacked and that we got the right amount of fat that is attainable Yeah, look at you look at everybody else He's attainable. I mean, it's all that's nothing aside from the way thing like you're almost like Embrace like you want them to say something. Yeah, just so you can do it whereas it seems like you'll do almost anything I will yeah Like no shit. I guess is what I'm not afraid to make myself look like an estimate them left And that's always been the hard relationship as friends like even if you go back before any of this like us in an elevator That would be the favorite time to like we went out for my birthday I forget which one the show wasn't even on the air yet

We went to go see a movie the entire fuck I had to sit away from him. He was making me laugh He's fucking going on. I'm like I can't even sit next this fucking guy anymore He's always been like that, but Joey's his behind the scene thing about the show is like If we want to get out of there early we make Joe go last because he will be done in, I mean, the first turn he's done. The rest of us like, Mario takes fucking food. He'll be out there for, this is an exaggeration hour and a half.

And everybody's like, so it's getting frustrated. The crew is like, what the fuck man? Like, let's, let's go. Sal after that is next. Then I come in pretty good. I think. The crew is like, what the fuck man, like, let's go. Sal, after that is next. Then I come in pretty good. I think my average thing is like 20 minutes, but then he's out there. We put him last, he gets out, he's fucking done it.

He plows, fucking through it, and then we're out of there. So we put him last. Me and you definitely far and away. Yeah, the crew likes him, and me, when Joe and I go, because we've done the fastest, he's I mean fucking record time and yeah, sometimes done in five minutes Well, it's also it depends on like if you guys give me something that you think is I'm gonna do funny And you guys are excited for me to do it and also like when I go last it's good because I always I normally make a big scene So I can't really go first because then the whole place is ruined

You know, but if I'm last to it It's always like hey, just like start this pillow fight and Ikea Well, you know, he just knew like you got to give him. Yeah, and then it's like a historical fucking thing that he gets started It's great. No, it's funny how people say that though because if I think if we look across the board I think he was probably I would say he's one of our nicest Yeah, I would damn fucking nice guy dude. He's nice guy. Oh, yeah, I think you're nice. But I think Well, it's right. I mean definitely sitting I mean first season is like I'm gonna go back And well first season. Yeah, well he's still fine. This hooding, you know, unfair advantage

Definitely for me across the board was this is how I make people laugh this show is the perfect platform for me Because this is my comedy. This is what I do to make people laugh. So I fit in it very well I was also the first one to quit my job I was all in I was trying to make it work, you know what I mean? Well the laugh. So I fit in it very well. I was also the first one to quit my job. So I was all in, I was trying to make it work. You know what I mean? Well, the first two seasons, who I was just embarrassed that I was on a TV show. Yeah.

I definitely didn't embrace it. I was like, this is dumb. There was that thing where you tear it apart first before anybody else fucking gets to it. So I had that hanging over me the whole first two seasons. And I was like, dude, I quit my job. I know, it's making work. We made it work.

Yeah, you were selling high-end baby furniture. High-end baby furniture, yeah. Sales, that's my thing. We're the clients hard to deal with, or were they all right? Because anybody who's like, I need the tip top, like, stroller. Yeah, they were, there was definitely a type down in Soho, yeah. Yeah, there was.

Oh, it wasn't Soho, there's a lot of hipsters and shit. It was before, actually a lot of that was down there. It was definitely like, it was like more uppery side Which is upreason now like high-end Family like that's where a lot of people were there. I'm with the only store like it So I got everybody in the city that wanted high-end stuff they came down there. Did you get abused? No, no? Bolita Some kids in Camel I'm not even a man of some kind. I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind. I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind.

I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind. I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind. I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind. I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind. I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind. I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind. I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind. I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind.

I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind. I'm just a little bit more like a man of some kind. I was just like, people always go, oh, how old do your kids? And I was like, oh, I don't have any. And that would just wow people. I knew so much shit for no reason. And you wouldn't, you wouldn't like, you wouldn't say shit like, well, you know, he was six and so. That's how I close down my big dark crib. I was like, get my son would love this. How many can I get you for? Yeah, you could have guilt to the bench. I definitely had some tactics. Where the baby was always the cutest one.

And they were so fucked up. I mean, I made the mistake a bunch of times asking people when they would do like once or twice before I learned not to. They were like, I'm trying to put more months to do. They're the shopper of my sister. Like I had that once. I was like, oh, you think you're out setting up a registration.

She's like, yeah, I'm shopping for my sister. I was like, I mean, you're so fuckable. You're gonna get knocked out. Yeah, right. Right. Right. What if the store closes and you go into high-end baby furniture, you think you got it in you? I don't think I'm a people person enough to sell when that level. You know, like a barely deal with the comics.

Sell to eat is a different beast than sell to like, you know, when people come in and just, and you just ring them up, and you don't have to, like, do a... Right, make eye contact. Yeah. I want one of those things that they have with the bodegas where they come down, and you can just put the money through it, like a slit. Right. We're afraid we're gonna have to run. I mean, you know, it's got a scam of Nordstrom. I worked in Nordstrom for a year and a little bit.

They pay you $0. It's 100% commission. So if you don't sell anything, you don't get paid. You're basically working there for nothing. Really? So you go hourly? Yeah, I worked early. Was that an ally?

That was the one I came to visit. I was like, yeah, I worked out. But I mean, the furniture is so expensive. Yeah. It was pretty solid. I was bought a cup. That was bought a good Nordstrom was the place I came to see. Yeah, I was like, but I mean the furniture is so expensive. Yeah, it was sold on a cup. That was not an orchard was the place where I saw jeans. You know, I was it. I really had a they how do they schedule you? They they give you shifts. So you and so is there like more it is a lot of competition for those hundred times shift 100% Joe's a hundred of your shift like I'm on you should get that out get him on the commission alone

I think he I think he what would be the one not eating that I think he would be the wrong person to do it too because I don't think he knows how to approach strangers Like not from behind and quickly Just put it in the middle of the story Not from behind and quickly, but Just push for the middle of the story, I'll be fine. They'll just take pictures all day, why don't you make a sale? He has no game in terms of like, uh, anything. You've heard the name get it.

But you've never met him yet. He's something special. We got it. Oh, he's gonna be there Thursday. Okay, great. So you can meet him then. Oh, we've released in the summer. Okay, great. So you can meet him then the live. Oh, we released in the summer Friday Thursday or I mean because we do it Friday then we can talk about the event without worrying about ruining anything I mean, I'll put it in the future and give a shit about talking about the event. I don't know. No, sure we can So we can say anything we want about those days

We got a boy for tone coming in. Yeah, that I'm happy. Yeah, let's really the only reason I'm going. Really? She's with a guy I could be friends with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, they're a separate one. They've been through this, right? Yeah. And then he's awesome.

And then they hung out of a con and on the time. He's great, man. He's a fucking great guy. Yeah, he rips up the cons. He's like an all of them. He just posted some pictures. He was like in Delaware or some shit. Yeah, he goes to the con. I didn't know that he was on the concert, but he made all the what do you call kids the strangest things kids?

He posted a picture with them. I'm jealous. Those some kids I want to hang out with what's good with stranger things Do you see that do you watch out on the flake? Yeah, the the con I was just at the girl who played devil is there with the the friend who Disappeared all over the world. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she was nice. She was a cool, cool chick. I actually liked going to the con this time. If every con was like this LA con, it would be all right. Why? Mostly, in fact, 99% Rick and Morty panel.

Right. He, he, he, he, uh, Brian moderated the Rick and Morty. Oh, nice. Yeah. First, we were supposed, you guys, you're in TV. You know how to command an audience I had a line. I was gonna open with I decided not to because first it was supposed to be Mike Tyson and Mike Tyson canceled his panel

Because he was supposed to moderate supposed to moderate a Mike Tyson panel, okay, and He couldn't do it because he had to he was just getting in that day and he said he wanted to shower And then he was gonna pray so he didn't have time for a panel pray pray My friend just moved into a new neighborhood in in my buddy Kim moved into a new neighborhood in Vegas And she did a search because she has a kid of a private sex Offender and he's he's on it. He's on it. He lives within three miles of her and she sent me a screen cap of the picture. Amazing. And it's all these crazy looking grim fucking perverts and then just might tie some of the people like, it's

smile on the face. It's unbelievable. But my line was gonna be since I got canceled and then we did Dan Harmon and Justin Royal and I was gonna say I was gonna explain it and be like, you know, we're supposed to do Tyson and that's who I have the material for. So by either chance, or either you guys, boxers or rapists. You don't wanna hear Mike Tyson here and that you're coming out of your mouth, bro.

I wasn't, I wasn't really afraid of him as much as like, you should, you should. No, I didn't care about that. I just like, I'm like, that's gonna set the tone for the entire panel. Right. They were rolled with it. I think they would have,

but then I looked out there, there's kids there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're all like, you know, Rick and Morty. Yeah. So yeah, in a moment of, uh, I think it was the right one. In a tutorial. But Rick and Morty has a lot of rape jokes.

I know, but they allude to it. I don't know, man He'd have fucking Mr. Bean through him and the toilet put his head in the toilet Yeah, it's true. I mean if you're watching Rick and Morty, but you got a good name. I agree you probably made the right move I did right well, I shouldn't have said that I'm surprised that you had the The presence of mine. I'm surprised that you had the filtered on that you weren't wouldn't just go for it You know why because I thought of it beforehand If I thought of in the moment, it's highly likely I would have said you over thought it. Yeah, I say it I say I'm not gonna say I'm gonna say I'm right. Is that my Tyson? I'm okay. I'm like I'm like I just wait

I'll fuck this I want it meant to say I'm gonna say it. He's not too in the space right? I'm gonna say it. You're all rapists. I'll fuck this up what I meant to say. But, yeah, Rick and Morty was, even though his half hour was really fun. He's Justin's one of the best humans. I fucking love that guy so much. We did it. Really?

Yeah, stupid. You would've known, right? It makes him one of the best humans though. He's just, he's like, there are certain people that I've met in my life that Doug Stan hopes another one where you're like, there aren't a lot of people like this. Like the way their mind works, the way they express themselves, the way they act, and on top of that they're like a decent human being that they're rare creatures. He's like, he's like an eccentric child almost. creatures. He's like a centric child almost.

Yes, right, but a genius. He's like a legit genius. Oh yeah. I would actually say, and I would say this if you weren't here, but I'd say Joe's on that spectrum as well. I just say a lot of nice things about you when you're not here. I've never seen one of my asses. I'll sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, he's just a I've never met anything anybody like him. He's one of those people I would say yeah when you meet them You like anybody and he's kind and he's nice like it's just like a good guy You know what I would say that about actually Pete McPaltland Pete McPaltland is in our way and he's like yeah, he's like a perfect human being and you can't rattle him You can't we've tried we've tried so bad like and all the shit that happens on our show I can't believe he's able to keep it together like we'll literally be like hey He's like showing us the schedule.

And we're like, hey, yeah, we're gonna go to Vegas for two weeks. He's like, okay. We're gonna go on our whole finger right now. Oh my goodness. He's a really guy. We got lucky with him. Yeah, our crew got caught in Vegas.

Remember that? We went to Vegas and they were, we took our whole crew to shoot a Vegas his punishment. And the huge snowstorm happened here. And and the whole crew 40 people got caught there for 3 extra nights 3 extra nights there so this whole crew and that crew is like I mean If you think of like the fucking background extras on Oz. Yeah That's our crew you know like we got the scruffiest fucking crew and all that. Great, all great at what they do,

and much better looking than me. They're really great, but they just, they're having them a high-hand all the time, having them a drunk like this. So after the first night, they didn't have enough vision to say, oh, we're gonna be here three nights. So the first night, they just went,

ham as the kids say. And then they were like, oh shit, we're gonna be here two more days, like everybody ran out of of money ran out of clothes Just like stung that they couldn't eat it was crazy. It was cold. Yeah They also cut Lynn each other Good come on. Yes, great. So like everybody who's high who's drunk? Who's running around who just got arrested and McPaul and just in the middle of it like Trying to hold it was like a field trip gone wrong. Yeah.

What were we talking about? Oh, I like that. Yeah. And then people I didn't see in a while were there. Oh, we went on the tour of the Rick and Morty Studios. That place is great. It was cool. That's the second floor of the whole,

they have the whole floor. Yeah, and it thinks great. Yeah, it's like you just go in a circle and you. Did you see the virtual reality room? No, somebody was in it. I think Justin was in it, actually. He came out later on, but I think he was in doing something. Yeah. But it's like that kind of place where I obviously if Walt if you would allow get him this, like they're doing in a room,

they're doing like background coloring or whatever it is for the show. And there's a guy dressed in like full wizard at like robe and hat with stars and half moons, crescent moons and shit unrelated to his with his job just because he wants to stand out just I did I didn't ask him I wasn't like hey what's your deal anyway I'm maybe don't watch TV I haven't seen my show all right so let me explain myself people think I'm pictures of. Where are you going out to your car? You gotta go buy. I believe to stand out, although maybe like, you know,

like I never played Dungeons and Dragons, but I understand like they're the dorkiest of dorks. I play, we tell them. Did you? Yeah, I'm a drizzled wizard. Well, you know what, you were like on like freaks and geeks. You were like the James Franco of the group. Yeah, I never watched freaks and geeks. OK, well the James Franco of the group. Yeah, I never watch freaks and geeks

Okay, what was James Franco on that a bunch of dorks? I had no point my life was I was cool as James Franco ever I was a New York City fireman with my own TV show. Yes, and I still wasn't as cool as fucking James Franco So with get him's dressing in wizard outfit. He looks like cookie jarvus, is that all out? You encourage him? He wears fucking cargo shorts and two degrees. I'm gonna say you encourage the cowboy hat. I like the cowboy hat.

I like the cowboy hat and the no teeth. It just sends, it feels like, it almost feels like we're in Mayberry, it feels like, you know. like we're in Mayberry, it feels like, or whatever town Maxwell lives in. Or, you know, just like that, I wish that everyone, I wish for you to walk in on Broister, it was like that.

I had a toothless cretin' where, I'm quite happy, and he says, howdy, doesn't say hello. I mean, if you wanted to, I mean, who am I to, I would be, I think I'd be out of line if I was like, you can't wear your wizard robe. You can't shame it. Who might have shut down a candle?

Yeah. So yeah, that was that guy. It was becoming a distraction now and he was like really focused on it. Like, I don't know, like more folks on his robe than his work. That's a situation. Yeah. He's definitely the thing for me. I think Roman.

Roman is doing everything that I was. I can't help you right now. I'm priming myself sewing stars on my hand. I'm sorry. As long as he was doing what I've been preening after that. I think I would be I think I'd be very supportive of his outfit. Yeah. I used to dress as a ninja and run around my neighborhood at night. Yeah. Yeah. You got police. Odd belief folks. I thought you were trying to fit in that black neighborhood. No, it didn't. I used to go around with Jelani.

You would pretend you were vigilante. I was. I was a Jelani. Would you do that? Did you? I would trust pass mainly. That was. You were.

You were the crowd. I was the crowd. Me and one of my best friends Jason We were run around and just you read the local newspapers all about Rick amorty was cool so DMC I'm talking for a while He is dope Tommy Walker remember of sweet fix remember that band we went to see it at that hot girlfriend

We went to see him in some extra box Oh in the base. Yeah in BB Kings. Yeah, yes, he's now in Daredevil He plays a role in Daredevil. He's he's now an actor so a guy comes up. Oh, this is what I meant to say that I We're gonna have we're gonna need to be regulated by the fucking FDA soon. We are helping so many depressed people. Who drug administration? Yeah, because we help so many depressed people. It's like pro-Zack packs a little butren and us. We got to be one of the top four so many people come up and say they're like hey you got a really hard time like one guy is like my friend died like and he's

like welling up as he's telling me oh listen to tomes you've dave maybe felt better the food and drug administration will be like you're listening to too much tomes you've never know well I mean to drug that's all for them well first they'll say not enough, and then everyone will get addicted. And then the government will blame them, the listeners. So you're helping them with their psyche? Yeah, it's always such an honor and a reaction we get that's it. They come up and be like, my son died of cancer. And that's like the first words that they have after.

Like, hello, I'm Joe. Hello, fuck face. That's all right, fuck face, evidently a lot of people which I don't know like I guess that's what feeling good feels like I started to reach out and help people physically not just mentally really go on I was at the mall at the mall. I wasn't going but I wasn't worried because I was going to get shot up. I just didn't want to go into the mall. It was too crowded. My wife and daughter went in. You don't worry about the shopping. And I said I'm going to sit out and we're underneath a parking garage because of the raining and they want they don't want to

get wet. So I parked in the parking garage and I said I'm gonna see if I can full sleep I'm tired the egg addition plan. It's natural goddamn it. Don't you read? I got out of ran away from the cops and these three girls are like, hey, what's worst? This paradoxically burrowing in the tank of his car. So I'm trying to fall asleep but as I fall asleep he keeps texting me dyslexia, clues. That is one device of game Acacia, I've noticed. And I, so I, I turn my phone up, I was like, I turn my phone up, I see an old man, really old man, walking and moving his arms like, you know, very over dramatically like waving his arms around and I was like, I wonder what that guy is doing.

But I said, I didn't really think about it, so I tried to fall asleep. Another text came and I hit my head up and I see this old guy again. Oh he was falling. He was falling. He was still walking around, very animated. It's like, oh I bet you this old man is a lost or he's having some problems maybe. He's dealing with some sort of dementia I thought. So I got out of my car and I was going to go over

and ask him if he needed any help. But then I saw no lady come towards him. Sure, they know each other. We do all the lady. Together, and I'm like, all right, I'm not going to. I'm sure we're definitely there together. So I don't know what they're doing. So again, I got back in my car and waiting on them

and waiting on them. And I picked the seat up again just to, and I see them again walking around. And can't do and I can't be like I totally should I think there's some things they are so old they were so tiny and old like just cute little old couple and I said hey I don't want to me to be intrusive or anything but okay and the guy so angry he's so annoyed at his wife he's like she parked the car we don't know where we don't know where the hell we're at.

Oh really? Alright I said I go and I said and I see them walking around walking around and I said do you want me to drive around? I go I don't want to. Well we listen to tell him Steve Dave. I want to freak out and say get in my car or anything. Drive around I don't Listen to tell him Steve Dave I want to freak out and say get in my car Anything but I know that's my car I got it but get in the car but if you tell me your license plate I said I'll drive around I'll look for your car

But I can't remember where the fuck their car is and they know their license plate No, they said we What do you what you an idiot? I said we have the city help us Holy shit, let's help him. Do you need some help young man? Well that's probably what's also where your pants. What's the license plate that would have made you stop

helping them immediately? It's like kill all blacks for. So what is the one? I don't think there's any license plate. I feel like it looks like the general league. I like it. You put a four on it like there's three other kill all blacks. Lexus place. It's like, this is Jersey Joe. That like it. You put a four on it like this three other kill all blacks like

this place. This is Jersey Joe. It's like the Alex because there weren't enough care. So they tell me it's a Chevy a gold Chevy and they go just look for the Chevy symbol and I'm like I go cars. I don't even know what a Chevy looks like. So I'm like all right. Am I driving a Chevy? Yeah, golds kind of. So we get my gold Chevy and I stopped driving around. So I said, I'll drive around, I look for, I figured they must just missed it unless they're in the wrong spot. So I'm driving around my wife text me and so I had to go pick her up at the door. I said, we got to have a look out there's reports of a naked driving around harass at the door. I said we got to look out the reports of a naked and driving around

harassing old people I I'm trying to help this old couple I said I've been looking for their car I said I don't unless they're even found that I said they may have found that by now and I don't we don't need I don't need to help them anymore so they get in the car I'm just gonna drive around around around the corner. I said to see if they're still there and sure enough they're still there So then I said like I don't think you're I said I don't know if your car is here. I said, I don't want to scare you. I said, but I hope it didn't get stolen. Or it's most likely it's probably parking another spot. I

said, and the husband comes around and says, it's the license plate he thinks is 944. So I said, all right, I'll drive around. I go, and they can see that they have I have a kid in the car. So they're probably a lot less worried than I'm some fucking creeper. Oh, you just stole this child. So I took you to do. We drove around the mall. It took us about 45 minutes. Oh, but I found the fucking car. I drove around and I got, I put them in my car. I drove them around to the to where their car was But they definitely were so fucking terrified even still get in the car But they were like we don't know what to do. We don't know what to do

And I was like I sort of got it Where do you park it looks exactly like where we're at right now? Don't feel embarrassed. Just how this dirt road in the woods Just nobody to feel embarrassed or self-conscious, you know Because they keep going we're so old. You must think we're seeing, I go, no, no, no, it's right over here, but we found the car form. But of course that's what you were thinking, like, oh my God, like at any point, like, at least I feel, like I feel very safe with them on the road, like, is it great or

red we stopped for? Yeah. And they're defense, where they parked, look exactly the same way where they were looking, no. I almost want to be like, at what point were you guys like hey let's look around the other side of the wall they were so hell-bent on staying on this one section for almost an hour and a half they just walked around and walked around. I feel like that happens everybody though I mean it's not just

the old people. My mother called me from the more one and my mother was she always shoppers shoppers. Yeah she called me that I call one. My mother was, she always shoppers. Shoppers. Shoppers. Yeah. She called me that her call was stolen. Joe, somebody stole my Mercedes, get down here. I go on and like, all right, where do you she goes? I, she's like, I'm here and we're talking and I'm like, all right, she's like, I went right in, I went right into pennies and the ball and I'm like, okay, man, I said, then why you stand outside of Macy's and she goes, such a came out the wrong entrance, not JC pennies, she came out

of Macy's and then drove it a car Yeah, but she was outside walking around for like a half hour thing or call council She had the most security whether or not I told these guys do I go why don't you call most security and they were and the guy was just so annoyed But I told you know they're fucking institutional No helping them It's a horrible example like I told her I was like I don't care what you just saw tonight You can never do that you can never trust somebody, like I told her, I was like, I don't care what you just saw tonight. You can never do that. You can never trust somebody. It's like, I'll help you.

I go, I know, like, you can't even know like today. You saw like your last help these people. I don't care what happens. You can never trust anybody saying like, you don't get in the car. I hope you do. Do as I do. Do as I say, not as I do. Don't let people. That old couple. I'm on man, I could have handled I Can take his last down Poros and I would have

A pull their hair Stressed right overhead and Pummel the shit My nephew blew my mind We went trick-or-treaten Vahal Awin And he said he goes Uncle Joe, let me ask you something

Call us something Vinny, because let me ask you something I said why can't I take Candy from strangers today? I was like Like my mind was blah. I know the other day said that's a valid question. I said air she month I don't even know what to tell you I think that was a very good point for a young kid how was it? He's a 12 When I wish to know he should know that fight I don't know it might want to know it's funny. He's still trick-a-treating at 12. I wonder if I was done with that by then my daughter went she's

Yeah, I don't know you know, I mean if as long as your friends are doing it right, it's okay But if they're the lone trick-a-treater in their age group then you might have to be worried Yeah, it's not worried, but I love it. Maybe you like hey not this year It's grown up your Your daughter went out with friends? Yeah. You're out with friends? And you're okay with that, huh?

Why wouldn't I be? Well, I mean, because everyone's so overprotective these days, I wasn't sure if you were one of those guys. Well, she's going out to pack her friends. I mean, in the neighborhood where it's not like there's sidewalks and everything and there's everybody else's check-or-treating yet That's okay. Yeah, and she was home in a day an hour where it's not dark out I mean that's what I've noticed is everybody is now done trick-or-treating about like seven eight o'clock at night

It's just done. It's not the way it used to be used to be long and all night thing When did you start egging and shaving cream and that was probably around 12? 13 or two Now nobody knows that anymore. They should they shut that shit down Why did you start egging and shaving cream and that was probably around 12 13 Now nobody does that anymore. They should they shut that shit down. Yeah, they did that was that was great Those were the good old days. I mean they They really I mean if I mean if we can eradicate that from society There's a lot of stuff we should be Thank you as a side of a lot more hills. What do you mean you start with people putting shaving cream on your car once a year? Like let's work from there.

There's a baseline people. That's a, that is so such a thing in the past. Like kid you're so pathetic. That's true, actually. They wouldn't sell, remember they wouldn't even sell shaving bombs all the time. They're like, what is it called? Mischief night. Yeah.

Mischief night. It's a thing of the past. Hell night. Hell night. Yeah, it doesn't exist anymore. No. Which is, I think is a good thing. A little bit of shame. I'll tell you why it's because you're fucking 50 years At least these kids today they take it too far because you don't want it is it was if it was just so good on my lawn

It was just so fun to win dog. You like that's okay. That's cute That's right, but it always always take it too far. Yeah, so he's one ASL kid Even to a paper house. This is not that doesn't happen the toilet paper houses in South New York. Yeah, I had a Halloween decorations up and I had a candy to give to kids And he first person that knocked on my door. I Took the good decorations down to the candy and didn't answer another door for the rest of the fucking day I put my security cameras on and I watched because it's then it's like could you take a picture. Oh you forgot that was gonna happen. I was excited. Now I had a mask and everything I was gonna do it because I didn't know I was your house. They knew it was my house and then that was it. And so I took it in. What were you giving away?

Tell me at least like a joker. Yeah, Joker with fucking money to burn. How about this? How about this? How about a full candy boss? That's not that fucking my fun size I have one size full size candy fucking balls my friends. Yeah, I did the Fellow pack I got all in my house right now because one the first person Even up for this crew and just by asking for a phone. Yeah, hey rude if everybody Rune for everybody now you know who we did you got a you got so many candy balls I'm coming on a green that shit Let me get back in my box of chocolate

Also as candy balls. Yeah, I'll fuck around. It's my favorite holiday and I wasn't going to Manhattan. So I used to go to the, you used to be big in it. You should last year when I, uh, let's see. Yeah, you did. You dressed bad. But I this year I just didn't have, I have the ribs of broken ribs and I just didn't want to be on the mountain. Yeah, I want to ask you something about Halloween, actually. I don't ask my my friend to join us though for a little bit here

My buddy can you bring a chair over here? I actually took the decorations down like I went outside and started taking down shit It's just I just Assume that the that people would know enough not to be like can I come to your home and take a picture with it? Yeah, yeah, I was wrong. I had the record with that with the spooky sounds Oh, yeah, I want to go to your house fucking thing Man, why you just keep them all because they knew it was your house I know it's my house and you just get the mess on when to be alright?

Then they know I just forgot that my neighborhood knows where I live. Yeah. So that was that. And they wrote on my car. They wrote on my car in the dirt, in the window, and stuff like that. And they took parts. Because then I was watching, then I was like, fucking Howard Hughes. And I was sitting in my house watching it on my phone. Like they were taking patches along. They debated because I had a pair of my shoes out.

My shoes fucking shake. Yeah. It's a real solid. I'm fucking Halloween. It is mischief and I don't work. So that fucking shame. Yeah. It was a race on it. Fucking Halloween. Yeah. It is mischief and I don't work. So that was it. So I ended up fucking spending my whole Halloween looking

at a screen watching the other kids who are asking. Last year I hunted down the person who emptied my candy bowl that said, please take one. Did you? I have the camera out front and this girl took out a backpack. Right? She's walking by the house. She did the look over the shoulders.

I'm washing on my camera. She opens up backpack. She wasn't even dressed. She's coming back from school this bit. Are you kidding me? She did the look over the shoulders. I'm washing on my camera. She opens up backpack. She wasn't even dressed. She's coming back from school this bit. Are you kidding me? She goes, she unzips and takes the whole bowl, right? And this granimal, pauses into a stupid fucking jansport, zips up and keeps walking, right?

So then I start to get dressed. This is like, where are you going? I'm getting this bitch, you're just all walking. So I hopped on my car and I'm driving by and she didn't met up with another holy gun on the corner So I'm a holy good boyfriend. I'm walking down the street They must have been anywhere between 16 and 18 years old and I go and I peel out around the corner And now I'm going the wrong way down Merrick Merrick Boulevard So I flip a U-turn and I skid up right next to her and I level down my window

She goes she's goes, she thinks like I go, I saw you steal on my candy. I said you took all my candy. What are you talking about? I throw in reverse and now I'm going backwards. I'm very yelling at her. I'm about how she stole all my candy. She needs to have respect for the holiday. Not super safe driving any day of the year, but Halloween when there's lots of kids. Can't stress this skeleton. Go soon. Look at this, I have- You know, I have like five cameras in the front of my house.

Look at these, I have like one kid with screaming, that's me taking the decorations down. I see some! Look at you, I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm-

I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- And then and then they come up and they hit my door the yelling at the camera one kid told me he's gonna put to ranch Elizabeth my fucking my thing cuz I didn't have any candy look at him you didn't put the bowl outside

No, fuck him. Yeah, you take that you can use the kids. That's all my grass So you know they are oh, I know See I'm looking down just taking a grass. This is what he called lock. Take off your back. What do you call it lock? I do, I put it on. Perspective lock. But wait, that group grosser about 15 and then they start stealing grass.

They come up on my porch and start trying to debate whether to steal my shoes. Why do you have shoes on you? Because I take them off sometimes before I go in. Do you have a mudroom like Adam? These kids don't have that respect. They got nothing for me. She's a threat to them. I guess I'll work it out.

This kid was the only good kid. He dressed like John Cena and he was respectful. He gets full candy ball. He got a full candy ball. Look at me. You pulling down your things, you need to post online. Of you pulling down your decorations, you full candy bar. Look at me. You pulling down your things you need to post online. Of you pulling down your decorations, you're looking same. Look at this fucking group.

Now they're taking selfies in front of my house. Yeah. They're taking pictures of my house. They have nothing better to do with these punks. Are you sure we're outside with the hose? This fucking room. See they're waving at the camera. They make a fun of me.

The fact that I have a camera. They're taunting you. Yeah. They're like, oh, the camera that they can see it. Oh, I have like four and they have green light I want people to know that camera. Oh, yeah They take a picture of my fucking hand Is that Walt's daughter?

Is that Walt's daughter stealing your grass? It doesn't like cameras around his neighborhood private property, bro But but that's a pretty that's kind of a hypocrite absolutely not I said I settled that episode that Private property you could do whatever the fuck you want But is your is your camera pointed at the neighborhood? There was an only Pulse on your on your on your property. That may nothing to do with anything

Why? One because it's private property. I could set up cameras wherever I want It looks like you can see part of your neighbors sure you could see out there But I'm like I don't have a camera that's gonna end at the fucking sidewalk and two Good an England. It's also security dude Good an England so it didn't hit on the new y'all look at these fucking dangerous hooligans outside my house It looks like one stonna She was just out with a pack of friends What would you do if you found out like Alicia like you you're like my shaving creams, Moussen. What's going on?

And they come on to my private property. Well, they're leaning on your car. Yeah, they're not the coming your private property. They're not the coming my private property. They're giving away fucking money. They're giving away fucking money. But how they getting kidded in? Well, Halloween, you know.

They're not now because I pulled it in. They're reminds me much of this. Oh, is this happening right now? No, no, no, no. This is yesterday's feed is yesterday's feed. I keep the feed for a year. It's usually around Thanksgiving and before people are like, okay, I guess it's coming out. This is at 447. Right, but on all the we know it's expected that people are going to come on your private. Yeah, trespassing. That's not mean anything to me. How? How are they supposed to have the candy? why are you I agree when this

fucking decorations out front right that's the that's the decorations don't don't step foot on the private right knows that yeah that's yeah how's it decorating you don't come up I put a little pumpkin out right you got to do live in what world of lawless social cues do you live in where you just go willing nearly New Jersey really we go up to everybody's door regardless if they have How long they're great? But what how does that that's not a good success right? They got at least have a fucking a paper scale. You just do it as quickly as possible

You don't sit there taking fucking selfies for the next hour Your land is barren Do Jewish people put up Christmas lights in New Jersey? I have a Jewish friend who did. I'll say that's now, that's just wrong. That's a whole different way. It's only a bridge away, man. It's a different world.

It's a different world. It's too bridges for me. Q, I wanted to introduce you to my new girlfriend. Oh, okay. She's moved in with me, I've started making her car payments. Okay. The reason that she really loves me though is because she loves monster dick. Who we making fun of right now? Nobody. I'm introducing you to this song stress. This is Vicki.

This is Vicki. There's a full data here. Holy shit. I do you live in California? I felt like we won't knew the whole time and I'm like, why are we doing this? are we doing this I do live in Caltham? Songs for Tomsy Dave songs and are I'm like professional quality Unbelievable songs. Hi, I'm Jo. Hi, I'm Vicki. Yeah Well Hi

Your hands are so cold. Oh, the big fan ears. Well, likewise everyone here. So I need to really good work. What are you doing here? Thank you. I'm here for my sister's wedding because I'm from New Jersey Originally, but I live in LA now, but I'm the native honor my sister's wedding So we're performing at the wedding. I will actually I wrote a rap they're getting married their last name's Mulkei so it's going to be like hi my name is Mulkei and I'm going to have to perform all the lyrics they don't know but by the time this comes out. You could do the we should do the the monster song is an encore. Oh yeah. What are your songs? She's just aren't leaving taking Are we taking Sunday's Okay, wow, yeah, it was actually I

Didn't I saw people praising monster dick online and on Twitter and I hadn't heard it until last week And then I was fucking blown away and I'm like we and we listen to it me and you and Like I every once in a while like I keep an old book So I like whenever our next rap battle is I have like lyrics It's like only about Mike and Ming being gay and Prior to yeah really prior to hearing monster dick. I was like Maybe think he will do it like we'll do it with me And then I heard monster dick and I'm like she's too good to do it

Don't it dare ask her. Wow. I'm like here's just a bunch of stuff that I want to say about them. Can you turn it into a song? She's a wheeze. That's fucking, I'm a little star-struck right now. It's pretty cool, right? Yeah. That's like I want-

How many songs have you done, Tom? You've been a centric. Five, two Christmas and monster dick, Gidham Superstar. Gidham Superstar, there was an original one, but that's like two years old already. You maybe didn't even hear it, I don't know. What, no, Gidham Superstar, I heard. Yeah. Monster Dick, I've heard.

Monster Dick. And the Christmas ones were in the episodes. Yes. Yes, so those I heard. Yes, and there was one more that was on episode 229, motor dick, but the song was, it was just TSD rap. Right. Like it was my first shot, but the song was it was just TSD rap like it was my first shot But Declan liked it. So he was like oh, I think you can make one about get him like yeah

Oh, wow, I want about anything and what do you do in your day the your day-to-day? Todd even to star Cast producer Yeah, yeah, I work for more over Nalo from WWE and Boss Ruin from UFC Okay, and I make their show and I make a show called Point vs Point on all things comedy and stand hopes on that On network as well. So what do you think of the production on this show? I think it's great really? Yeah, I think it's good as we share a mic because I can't get hurt I love your valiant effort to try like two different ways like I want to share it.

You don't feel it's up to snuff you? I don't know. I think it's because coming into it, you feel very underwhelmed. Because you guys are such a big thing, right? Tom C. Davis is a huge thing with you following and then you come in and you come into such a Shit show you're on wires and like shared mics and no head for like you don't know like you think you're gonna come to like this professional Real I'm going to the stash. I'm gonna be a fucking Tom steam game and then you come in and it's just fucking garbage So I think that's really I think that's what she's getting at

Without saying about your own chocolate. We didn't provide it. Yeah. Yeah Could I give the receipt to my 30 dollars worth of chocolate that I got across the street? It doesn't matter I will the all the glitzy High end tech you can buy Well, if you don't have the content. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, it doesn't as I tried to hang all the time I'm give you know stop showing off your fucking all your gear If I call you buy that thousand time Day

Color gables is cuz a fan sent them in at a pity a few years back Are using the same free mics we've been using since the very first day one Yeah, no, it's just it's just a different level of you'd expect it to be good When you walk and you're like oh Let I brought my own shop. We have this whole shelf has become telling Steve Dave To be honest even the even the shop isn't that impressive We like to think of it as quaint. That's cozy. That's how they say, you know, cozy to bed room. This is what you want to be a female, be a rapper. Well, she is a female.

Yeah, you've accomplished that half on that one. Sound nailed it. It kind of just came because because you guys did the raps on the show. We've inspired rappers. Yeah, it was mainly like, Q, your Sunday Jeff, who's that bitch? Well, God on a chain. Like that was to me, one of the funniest things ever. There you go. On this show, I was crying and I'm like, you're free style rap. I wasn't gonna do. I wasn't aware occasionally. I get overshadowed by Ming every time. Well, he writes 10 pages. Yeah, I know. Oh, wow. All right.

I'm like, I think I can make wraps. How long have you been in a wrap game? First one was December 2014. Oh, wow. For this. But I really always wrote wraps as a kid about our family and I would do it to make my family laugh. And you write though, you don't like freestyle.

Yeah, no, no, no freestyle. You can't spend a fight, you can't do that. No, very prepared. I edit the music. I edit the music. Is that unbelievable. What do you use to produce? Audacity.

Yeah. Yep, free software on a PC. It's on a Dell. Nice. How is it that you're from Jersey, live in California, yet have like this weird Brooklyn X? I don't know. Right? That's a little odd. Wow. How is it that you're from Jersey live in California yet have like this weird Brooklyn X Right That's a little odd

So are we because the rumor that I heard which I I wholeheartedly endorse you were gonna put out an LP Of the is that the right term? I was will Declan yeah Declan was like you should put this out like you should put the single out people want to buy I was just gonna put it And help peas right? Does that would help these dance well long play. Yeah long play really? Yeah, I believe so what's an EP you can Hey, extended play got it It's gonna be the first because it's be the first client of four color demons vinyl of the album Put it out on vinyl oh my god God you're saying you're saying that she pays for the production and puts it out okay

Look at all the points right I feel like ever if you look at her in the back you all back you know do how much it cost 20 bucks Just box a chocolate was 30 you guys take chocolate so you're saying that we We You guys take chocolate. So you're saying that we, we uh, perloin the rights from her. Like, um, say like the, the Jewish music producers with all the black acts in this.

Well, you guys played it on your show, right? You played it on your show so you won't it? Right. Okay. Yeah, that's how it works. You're on our stable. That's it. So wait, so if anyone comes after me over the sampling,

do I deter, I deter him to you guys? Yeah, he works back to you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, But fuck it like just give it a try like once a word season like me get to season to assist every week Yeah, like because you constantly playing music that you're not supposed to So fuck them, right? Yeah, just go for it fuck time Steve Dave first Disney you know like then we'd get some cred We went we went to that I guess more with Disney. Yeah, yeah, that's it. That'd be like yeah That's the same exact reasons in the mall parking lot. It's going to be that same thing. That's going to be a mall parking lot.

He's street cred. We're most concerned with that. You know who Quinn I thought you might be jealous of. So when I was talking to DMC in LA, he said that method man really wants to be on comic book man. Really? He said that he's like 35,000 comics. He loves the show.

And he said he was calling this season trying to figure out how to get on. I mean, I could text him right now. Alright, so you're not going to be jealous. He says that he texts him from his phone. I will find it if Darrell was lying or not. You're like, so can I borrow a methodbeds phone number please? I heard he wants to be on my TV show. Can't borrow his number, Q. Or we'll get in a three way. We'll get in a conference call with DMC. I'll be like, I heard he wants to be on my TV show. Can't borrow his number, Q. Or we'll get in a three way. We'll get in a, what are they called?

Like a conference call with DMC. I'll be like, why? Why, why did you get my hopes up? Why give it a round? And he did. He challenged Ming to a freestyle rap on Facebook live and Ming back down. Really?

Ming wouldn't battle him. Freestyle. Ming Freestyle's now. Ming, can't freestyle. Yeah, I can like clearly he couldn't be Yeah, if he had a day he probably could that's not freestyle that's prepare I don't think I understand freeze how it all works He could do he could do a written freestyle. I know with one day's notice with the best of them He's a man Emma from written from two days

We're out of notice freestyle. Um, but, but also when Darryl went though, I, I felt like it was probably prepared. I mean, it was so smooth. Who's? So, uh, DMC on, on, on, on, no, the one we were at the con. Oh, okay. Cause he did it anyway. Right. And he had a rap about comics and being a geek and stuff, but it was, it seemed polished. Wow. So, professional, that's why they did that. Well, a lot of freestyle is just memorizing lines that they have and they improvise the first two lines, wrapped around everything else, and then they come back and just dropped

the last two at the end and it feels like it's freestyle. That's like a trick. Well, the first two lines were very racist about Chinese people and then the rest was Yeah, so yeah, you're probably right No, I never I've never gotten the comics I got into I wasn't video I played video games I would definitely play video games comics I never got into and I got a new just Marvel like because of the movies and that was then I was like oh this should is really cool so when that's your favorite Marvel movie my fear I probably I mean I really really like Civil War I like Captain

Merc Civil War but before that it was definitely the first Avengers I thought they did a really good job of doing all that. You thought that you would get some some street cred like having having a second and practical Joker be that into comics. It's just like, when? No, I mean the geek world. Yeah, because they're always looking for people. I know, but I wasn't like like sour pretends that he read comics a lot. They got a huge fight.

I made a bad joke at a, I made a bad joke at a Marvel panel, at a Marvel interview that we never talked about this actually. The Green Lantern, Green Lantern. I knew it wasn't, but that wasn't, I was making a dig at Sal. So Sal had worn a cue, you know, always wears. Sal just went on his tear, where his buying Green Lantern, Jason. And so cute took it like, person, he's like, hey, I'm the comic,

I'm the comic guy. Well, obviously, I was, I was just like, I'm a little bit out of it, but I'd be like, I'd be like, he's a post. I'd be like, what, I was like, name one Green Lantern. I think name one Green Lantern, he could have do it. You'd be like, I just don't know what I'd be like. I'd be like, he's supposed to be like, what, I was like name one green lantern. I think name one green lantern, he couldn't do it. He'd be like green lantern. Wait, you're doing this in front of people.

No, we did, he did not. I haven't actually, I think it was like on set or whatever. We're just, so they're all just messing around. So then fast forward to this Comic Con in New York, we can interview by Marvel Entertainment. And then they're like, oh, so you guys become a, what guys, to make it take a dig at Sal, I said, well, Sal's guy, I said, well, Sal's got a Green Landon t-shirt.

And then the woman interview was like, that's DC. And it got like really weird. It was very weird for her to take that set. Yeah, it got really weird for a minute. And then I was like, I was like, and none of us bit. And so I was like, I was just a jerk. Yeah, I know. DC guy, you know?

She came all the way. It wasn't work when I claimed that we cure cancer on the fucking panel I had your I was gonna one of you the only one that I want to spoke yeah, yeah, they he that was I heard about this That was some kid got up that was an odd that's what happens when when you're when you don't think ahead and say like you know It's my My I still think it was great. I was going for a grown, I didn't get a grown. What happened was, Vicky, is this guy got up

and he was crying talking about how some, so and so died of cancer. It was a beautiful story. I'm not making fun of it. And how he helped them through it and blah, blah, blah. And I was going for a grown. I like groans. I'm a fan of groans and I was like, oh, that's all right.

Thank him for watching and having a very sincere, Joe got up and hugged them. South started crying Murray started giving his green lanterns. Yeah, Murray Yeah And I said, well, you think that's great. I said well next we're gonna cure cancer and the After he just told the whole Brother And the after he just told the whole only two thousand people that is brother I mean not a single sound it wasn't grown it was like a vacuum got all the sound down nothing it was like oh and then I was you know torn because it was an even better reaction than the groans but I also know that we weren't at on that panel to get silence of the groans and the president of Turner was sitting in the front

So Joe said me. Yeah, I just turned on my said no, but I think I got your facts wrongs. We haven't killed But if you were there you would have fucking loved it. Yeah I thought it was great my Tyson's a right Shit, I'm not saying my Tyson's a rapist I want to be clear about that. Yeah, but I don't know if I understand the agree with that. I don't know all the facts is OJ a murder I'm comfortable saying OJ's a murder. Why? Because he's in jail He's gonna be on IJ I'm not gonna run into OJ anyway

I may run into Mike Tyson somewhere and I want it to be very clear that I don't I don't know the fact hey fuck face come here Don't you get it somewhere and I wanted to be very clear that I don't know the fact. Hey fuckbaits, come here. Yeah. Yeah. I said fuckbaits. I thought you get it. I'm on TV. I'm on TV. I don't talk so I'm on TV. Yeah.

Where you go, white boy. Would you, if Mike Tyson were to, in a public setting. Yeah. He, uh, John, do you know what rap battle would you rap? Yeah. That I would do. It's a three-way rap battle. You Mike Tyson and me.

No, he, he, he starts calling you out because you heard a joke, uh, that was made on Tom Steve Day. Well, paint it a little more. Where am I? All right, you're at, um, you're at. I'm at a lobby. Okay, Vegas.

I'm at a, I'm at a, Vegas. So it's a, it's a busy lobby. You guys are waiting for course. Right, this is you. Okay Vegas. I'm a Vegas. It's a busy lobby. You guys are waiting for course. Okay. People are taking pictures with both you. Okay. So that's their witnesses. Right. He's like, isn't that that motherfucker from Tell of the Steve Dave? Right. I have to say you're Mike Tyson. Well, she didn't hear the joke on I just we don't make rape jokes on I he doesn't even he doesn't even know I J exists And

Bring in Hollywood's best rape joke writers Yeah, and he's like, come here, boy. Yeah. In that situation, I'd probably give him some shit back. I think. Because it's so public, and you're like, he won't make me. Even though he's hit many people in public before. Well, no, look, it's public, so there's witnesses.

So if it goes south, people can know that, watch your get your ass. I guess like, at least maybe I get to him, he's witnesses. So if it goes south, uh, we're gonna know to watch you get your ass. I guess like at least maybe I get to him. He's over. I just think that that's a safety level. Right. Having people there. Um, and also people are recording it. So I don't want to look like a pussy on the internet. Right. So I think you started running. Yeah. Yeah. So I probably go back at him a little bit. Right.

But I mean, I would have eager to fight the guy. If in an elevator me and him and nobody around, I'd probably go back at him a little bit, but I mean, I would have eager to fight the guy. If in an elevator me and him, and nobody around, I'd just apologize and be like, oh, you know how it is, Mike? But you hand out saying, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I should have called your fuck face. You would look like who is a football player in the elevator with his wife, right? That's what Quinn would look like. I would like to present. If I was in the middle of your posthumous, the thicc. I'm like, take it out however you see fit. But in public, I'd probably risk the vicious beat down.

Could you survive a punch? Like if... No. If he hits you right side of the head, like sucker punch you like take this shit. I think if my Tyson wants to kill me with a punch my Tyson can kill me with a punch Yeah, even now. Yeah, I mean I can't fucking write an ATV without breaking the river You were fell by a quad I had two sets of broken ribs this year alone, man You think fuck a Mike Tyson get popped my Tyson, can't pop my weak bones? Yeah, one was done by a GoPro, and one was done by an ATV.

Yeah, this is fucking... How is that go of that injury? You seem a little bit better. The lower back, which was killing me the last time, is much better. The ribs are... because what happens is it's... it's um... allergy season. So I start each day with sneezing fit, and it just feels like it's breaking them for an hour I'm in I'm in like horrible pain after we're doing the damage. Yeah, it's just miserable And then now it just feels like there's like a toothache here and a toothache there all the time

I can deal with that after the sneezing is I still numb. No numb. Yeah, the hip still He just want to say it. You want to say that die out boy. It's a weird how are your gams? You're up a Gamma area Your pants are sliding on this side that I don't feel as you excuse the users around schools anyway I'm not doing it. As the excuse he uses it around school's anyway. Oh, I'm on TV. I'm on TV.

I got a bunch of hip. I got an ETV crash. And I can't jump on my pants right now. Could you explain this pocket full of candy? No, I don't know. I was going to give away on Halloween. See what happened to him. Let's be taken down my decorations.

Officer. Get everything checked out. Have a good day, sir. Could you get away with it? What? As an impractical joker. No. In a school's pants or undrained. But you have under what you have here me undies on.

Yee-ni-s. And you're like, those darn suspenders. I don't think so. No? I don't think so. Now, that's a think so. Now that's that's that's a rough one. We tried to shoot a bit in season one, season one where we were at a park in Manhattan and we the idea was we had to start baby talking a child and then move it up to their parents and continue a normal conversation. We're at

a kids park, not like a park park. Dedicated kids park. We're like a playground and that's an inventions. The cops got called on us because we were four middle-aged adults and with no kids in a kids park going, whoa, how are we doing? Oh, we're the blah, blah, blah, blah. And I mean, the cops got called within an hour,

like even that long, half hour. You, it was the first season that our production crew didn't necessarily do the permit thing, right? So they actually walked away and left the queue talking to the cops. Because they were like, hey, I was running. Yeah, they had the cops run for far away

and they were like, hey, listen, you know, they don't know that he's with us. We can't get in trouble. We can't risk getting caught. So if you get in trouble, it's okay. We'll just figure it out, but just make sure he doesn't say they're with the production. I said Siri, here's what I said.

So Q was literally just like a felon. say they're with the production. I said Siri. Here's what I said So Q is literally just like a felon I mean, I was still in the department at that point. So I was able to sort of work around it and just how what we're doing But I don't think I don't think so Yeah, how much stuff do do Does it even make it to the table that you're like that's way too offensive? Well, I mean look you got a bunch of funny people in a room. So most of the day is spent making offensive jokes. Right, you know what I mean?

Like 15% of it is usable, the rest is like. I think that's fair, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We just, you know. But you never tell people you're gonna fend it out, though, too. Like sometimes things that we think, I'll push the line a little bit, people really take the heart.

Like two weeks ago, we made Murray do that three weeks ago. Murray had a punishment where he had to tell kids that he was a pet cremator and that. Oh, I saw that, that was tough. You see that one? Yeah, but you won't talk. He was doing it and I was surprised that it was a kind of a secret.

I got to see like we have to get all of our parents permission to head a time. Yeah. The shit he was saying to these little kids, I was like, this is crazy. Yeah. Like he's like, it's just got real. Well, the kid's face when he pulls out the cremated ashes

and he pulls out a chain. A dog chain, a dog collar. There's a little dog on the kid made the perfect face. And then at the end, we just had him. He was sitting in, he was literally holding in front of his face Just yeah, he's just there down there. Yeah, that was dark Yeah, it's like most the best my favorite life on the whole thing was like most most creamitarians if you cream at a turtle won't

Won't destroy the shell and then a turtle comes out and he goes we destroy the shell We made them go back in the end and add the cowbunga. Yeah, yeah. Oh God, it was great. This is actually what I was going to ask you guys. And we never, I mean, really, we almost never have guests on. There's a cavalcade, what? Yes.

Superstar, Joker, Joe Gatto, Superstar Rapper, Vicky Pese. Yes, soon to be released on four-coloured demon records if you can raise the money. And of course there's no litigation. Otherwise, independent project. Hillary Duff. Wait, is this more political correctness stuff? It is. Now you have to decide if where the fuck is the goddamn costumes? You like she apologizes for it, but I can't find it. Oh, pilgrim. She was dressed as a sexy pilgrim. Yeah.

Yeah, the guy was like the guy was she was with was a chief right? He was the Indian chief. Yeah. Yeah. She said she's true They're upset at our husband. Is it our our husband whatever and her for being a pilgrim There's no reason to be upset with her But a pilgrim is not a pilgrim is not a fundamental The Indian I would like to think that like every pilgrim chick came over and like pilgrim hot pants Yeah, pilgrim buckle hat. Well Look, he really went for it though with the face paint and the red and it's red like he really went for it Well, I'd say this I think it's I think it's silly to get offended that he's wrestling an Indian that being said I

You he should be smart enough to know that People are just gonna bitch and wine over it. So so he's dumb for doing that Why the fuck is anybody upset that she's a pilgrim? I think she's getting caught across far of association. Well, she's the one that is famous. Like if he apologized, like people like if you saw this guy, you'd be like, I don't know who that is. But yeah, she might be in the position of posing that happily with somebody who's obviously sticking a finger up at you know People who have been tread have been he's clearly off the reservation But last week

Since we've recorded a lot a lot of people reached out to me and told me that I'm happy that we're With with some of the things I said in that I have been they said a couple of people have have dubbed me as being sulk. You're woke? How'd you get woke? I don't even know I had woke. What's woke? A woke is like is what this is like it's a it's a lot of street cred. It's aware of it's It's aware of what social yeah

PC-faggot Come on we got Joe gatta from practicals over here. I'm the Indian your Hillary That's right. I'm just a sexy program over here, Johnson. I don't know what you're talking about a lot of young people Who can give me that who are eligible to pass that compliment on to me, reach that and tell me. I want to know what number is a lot. How many would be a lot?

What do you think would be a lot? More than one. Okay. Okay. So a lot. Wow. Lots at this point now. And I have to and I have feel and obligation now to continue

with sleep stand up for those listeners. I hope you don't get cold because I'm going to fall asleep. I hope you don't get any more. I don't feel. I don't see you, Dave. The other one's Luke Craig. Rocking that music. My God, I mentioned at least three times per spot.

What are the coffee points? OK. I think there's a suggestion. So we're talking Luke Craig. I got mentioned at least three times per spot. What are the copy points? Okay. I think there's a suggestion. So we're talking Luke Creek. Well, I've been highlighted mandatory in every read, all right? Personal endorsement story. Well, I can give you that.

I love Luke Creek. Go ahead. Every year. It's your year story about the time you got Luke Creek and you loved it. No, I get it every month. Man, I dig it. There's at least at least two things in every Luke Creek.

It's like day java, every time you open that Luke Creek box, it feels like the first time. There's at least at least two things in every Luke Craig. So Dave Javu every time you open that Luke Craig box It feels like the first time. It's awesome and there's there's many different size Luke Craig boxes So sometimes you'll get a big one and then and you know something big's in there Sometimes you get a small one. You know something like In there. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah Why are we making BQ Unboxing or uncreating or whatever you would do to a loop crate? So we can see the joy that comes along with it.

Hey, can you do as a favorite cue the next time you get a loop crate, can you save it and bring it to the recording? Yes. We'll do an audio on box and no one's ever done that. Okay. No, it does periscopes that he plays like he plays musing and puts fat pictures of me up. That's funny. It was gonna tell me about this.

He said that he watches you play music. Well, you don't watch me play music. What I like to do on pariscope, because I like it. Because I'll just put on a record and then I'll just put on the pariscope and just like almost DJ Walt. Just play music.

You're so over DJ. I would love to be What do you we kick off your jam so it was your go-to kick it off? There's no kick off to get the really got you got to get the ground I'm at that's well that's why I want periscope like a jump instead of a professional DJ I don't have like a kick off do you think when has a big he does quit and have what it takes to be a professional DJ? From what I've seen so far Yeah, yeah, I think you could make it work. Well, I play a lead to a classic rock. Well, no, because she, well, she's seeing and hearing

it on Periscope. Did you ever see him? Did you? You never saw? A lot of. I had, basically he focuses the camera on a record and then puts like superhero statues, fat pictures of me, different things like in the frame. Well, what happens? Is that redundant? Like there's only fat pictures of you. No, I'll put skinny ones like that. I've only done it twice in four years. This is not like I do it all the time. But it's, uh, would you start off your jams with this last time? Think Bob Dylan. Times they are a change in for sure are sure are crazy and hey chance And then people like what I want to see they're like when we see you I want to see you

But to me I'm not like it's not what I'm trying to do like I'm not really into self-promotion You want to you want to get some some credit as a DJ well I just want to wear like what's that dead mouse? You know fame as an iJ. Yeah, why don't you wear like a dead mouse head? You know, well, some of that type of DJ. I'm just playing with it. I want to just open another account Yeah, yeah, as an anonymous and just do it and not as be cute because then I wouldn't get then I wouldn't get nearly the amount of Listen, oh, he wants viewers He wants views man. He wants it. It's Tyrone., he wants viewers. He wants views, man. He wants

to take it. Tyrone. Would you end this? He wants hearts. Would you end this at list? Well, I, I, shit, I do know this. I ended with, um, fuck. Might, it wasn't Elvis, but it was, uh, oh, Billy Joel ended with a Billy Joel. I Joel I just played one side of a record and then I flip I forget which one Yeah, so what happened was people like it was a greatest hits volume to So what people will be like well, let me see let me see and then get him started texting me through it saying he was listening So I put a picture of get him on the camera camera. She loves. Yeah. Oh my God. And then what did you hear about it? Not always he texting you.

He's like, Q is his periscoping and he just showed a picture of me. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, 9.30 a night and I'm like, why the fuck is he telling me this? I don't know. Well, it's, but then people, then.

Why is he telling me this? He shouldn't tell me this tomorrow at work. He definitely shouldn't be telling me at night that it's night that this is happening. He's like, but I got my good belt and shoes on My tits are all cinched up My nipples are cheap. Oh, so wait. How do you know there was a picture of you on it? You watch just watch remember I took the screen call that's actually like commenting on it. Well that was

Right because then ants were like oh like let me see more pictures So I put I didn't realize you didn't like the pictures. I'll find it. Are you kidding me? I'll find a nice picture. It's fine. Did you endorse Luke Kreat? I can't remember. I did, yeah, I remember.

And we're going to do an unboxing. Did you get the Halloween box? I did. It's cool stuff in there, right? Yeah, man. They had the little... Right, the 13th penit. Can't I have Chris the Lake?

You didn't get it? Oh, the penit, yeah, the flake. Yeah, it's hanging in my living room. I got that, the Michael Myers pin, the leather face plushie. What do you think? It makes it way less horrific, right? Yeah, he's very cheap. Yeah.

Yeah, what do you end up? I guess if you want to introduce him to kids, that's the way you start. Yeah. But I want them to do it sensitively. Mm-hmm. Because I'm, you're woke, right? Waking up. I'm not woke yet.

I don't think you'll ever get any any kind of No legitimate props for He's pandering right fictional characters. No It is you can see the discussed on all its face as someone who's woke. I can't say is it an out-of-the-know-one? What's face as someone who's woke? I can't is it an outer an adjective? Does it isn't an acronym does it stand for something? All right, all right, shouldn't you be Supported to prober it's a Why are you it's all that Why are you being very you're excluding me like I want to be woke help me wake. Yeah, he's so annoyed by it

This is mine. That's it. You can't have it. All right. Fair enough. How can you do it? You got it. You got to get up and be ready to fight yeah With me over obvious points And keep your eyes fucking shut tight right don't even bother kids like so tight that you look like Ming See that's not You ever think there was a chance Sleepy beauty over here. I thought it was going to happen by the end of the episode. And now, I don't know, I'm thinking it might not.

Yeah, but let me ask something. Are they against people like Brian who are just having fun and means no harm and likes everybody, or are they supposed to be finally real, angry, racist, people who are trying to keep other people down people are hateful Brian's not hateful. You know that Like he's just ignorant. No, I mean, I'm even ignorant. You think that He wants to beat the drum too much And try to like and try to

Not legitimize, but try to say like, I want to, like I want to world, like he wants a world that he grew up in. It's not his fault. Right. But, you know, he doesn't, he's got to, he's, when he's ready to come in and acknowledge that like, like Dylan said, times are a change. And he's just not able to do that yet.

He, hopefully, one day he'll get there. Okay, oh my God, who's hoping this, not me? Well, maybe maybe all your friends are. Oh yeah, I know at least one who isn't. Probably two. I really, yeah, I want this for me. I don't want you guys to look too much. Right.

Like, no, no, you keep going. Every time you have a big voice, I know I'm safe. Oh, guess what? Guys, I'm woke. Look at me. Oh, Q, are you the envy of your friends? No. So you're not bragging enough then. Okay, because you can get your 100% exclusive crates at lucraight.com slash T-E-S-D, and you're gonna save 10% off of a new... That's awesome. Subscription.

Now this is where it's weird. Yeah. Copy points. Mention at least three times a spot. That seems like a lot for something that's supposed to be like 60 seconds. Well, for Christ's sake for all, let's talk that we didn't talk about them.

Yeah, right. We owe it to them. Yeah, true. I should complete at least one round. Okay, we'll do one round. Sorry, we'll be Chih-hef. We'll be to a third of the world. Not quite halfway, maybe next time.

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It's it's not. Can't imagine saying that three times. Maybe have to do it in real like fast mode like a parker machine. Yeah. Uh, wall get ready for november's get ready for november. I don't mind it. Get ready for november's get ready for november's enchanting theme magical Look, great has cast a powerful ancient spilt I'll never get some Harry Potter stuff. Dr. Strange fantastic beast where to find a big trouble little China. Oh So much more that you know what they throw in every box is a cool t-shirt I Think they fucked either I'm way fatter than I thought I was or they fucked my order up because it says 2x the Negan sluggier you sure whatever it fits like I look like it

I'm like how tight it is. It really like wears like a like a men's medium. I'm like I can't even get this over my head. Well, I don't think they have you size right my friend. Yeah, I'm gonna have to get my measurements taken over at Luke Crate. Yeah. For a more precise fit. I think they do that. Maybe I should have, what was that? I'm like, can you make me like a Negan Moo Moo that I just sling on? No, you can lose it in a way.

What was that place we did the suits ads for? Oh, Indochino. Indochino. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, trunk club. Yeah,ochina. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, trunk club. Yeah, just have trunk clubs said your records over to Lucre.

No, but we went to Indochina for the... Oh, I've been to Indochina send your records. Did we ever do those commercials? I don't even think I remember even... I don't remember that name. Yeah, we did because remember we told Wal-Tah they didn't touch our junk. Oh, that's right. That was a big fear.

Indochina. Yeah, that was Indochina where you would think they would because everybody's gay, but they were able to keep their hands off because come on. But what the fuck? Like somebody beefy like me goes in there, like a bear. Oh, yeah. But that means they were fighting over who is going to measure me. Okay. Over there at Indochina. You're not woke at all, dude. Just shouldn't even be allowed to drive. They were clonies. You would get from your house here, and I shut that time.

They were clonies each other's eyes out, trying to get... Oh, no. The nails peeled back and shit. It's a snarkle upcy Brian on me. Yeah. Yeah, I sleep for 20 straight minutes on the parkway. On the parkway. Oh, no.

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Yeah. These are eye catching. These are the movement. Movement. Ah, yes. I was supposed to get one of these. I can't come out and get one. I don't know.

Because now I- Did you tell them, did you tell them what you wanted? I'm pretty sure I did, but now that I'm looking at yours, I was supposed to get one of these I'm not gonna get one. I don't know because now I did you tell them Did you tell much of what I'm pretty sure I did but now that I'm looking at yours I really want it pretty nice right see that there you go They were founded Walt you're not a watch guy, right? Pot you got one you they sent you one too. They said you had to pick it out. I'm pretty sure I did I went to the website Did you get a lady style for your dainty wrist? Yeah, nice. They have pocket watches. No, I don't know they might they probably do with the working on it If they don't that's how it's to go with the war with the arcomanical

But your new thing now I did you tell your kids about that woke? I did and whether what she said like what did they say? It's a thing. Yeah, I would have to look it up to but were they were they proud of you like all right? You're late because I recognize the color just equals Yeah, moving watches, sorry. Before we go down this, we're having a whole team. Too much for this. Yeah, let's focus on movement. Let's see, 500,000 watches sold to customers, 160 plus countries.

You'd be surprised. They're very inexpensive, not cheap. Now they're just $95. Well, that's not cheap. But they're cheap watches like that mean inexpensive. Yeah, like I guess they even that inexpensive. They cut out the cut out the middle man. Right. Nice stainless steel back.

They got the date on this one. You got the complications as they call them. You got a bunch of them. Oh, is that what they call it in one? Yeah? Yeah anything on the front face that's not the time is referred to as a complication. Really? Man you have it for here. It has to be a lot right? Yeah man. It's dope. You got to stop watch on here? Yeah that's for when I do my sprints and stuff oh dude look that one keeps that one starts it this is cool watch man I shouldn't use a stop watch for my sprints I use the date the calendar yeah

that's good one it's a term of endearment this person told me. And the person that has awakened is on the pulse of social, social cause of change guys. The irony being that like you had to fucking look it up in order to find out what it meant. No, the irony being that like you shouldn't be trying to achieve woke. Right, right.

You should just, it should just happen naturally. It's an enlightenment that like suddenly or like you know it. Yeah. It's almost like a third eye kind of finally opening. They all sounds like a like, but you have to you have to be you can't just try to get it. But you also have to be in line with whatever the popular agenda is. Or the right agenda, maybe not just the only popular, but right. Sure. But like a world person back in the 1800s had a whole different meaning.

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Nice dude. The stay off my bridge motherfucker So anyway everybody this is a great thing about movement is like they don't care Look at what color you want the ultimate woke sexual identity right you you There's sexual gender whatever you identify with Says why everybody needs a watch. Yeah, you're cis-squm. They gotta watch. Transgender, you gotta watch. Everybody's going, oh, everybody needs no time

in this time for fucking change. Oh my god. That's what time it is. You're selling out to one person on my scum. That's how many? What? Somebody complimented you and you're like, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

No. No. Person of color, huh? But you don't even know what color. complimented you and you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, woke, person of color, huh? But you don't even know what color. Do you just, in your white mind, you were like, oh, a black guy, he gave me a compliment. No, I didn't. Do you consider me a person of color? Uh, actually, I don't see color anymore.

Oh, you're that woke, holy shit. I didn't even see this. Yeah, this is amazing. Wow, movement is lucky to have you as a spokesman and the people are even luckier. They can't be 15% off. Oh, I'm like, I'm so tuned. With free shipping and free return. That's way. It's always the same way what you do.

It's all a big joke. Free shipping of free returns. MVMTwatches.com. Sleshtay. You have to pay more for your watch. Sleshtay. I think I did. I think I paid a cracker surcharge i believe i did but that's how i'm the black on black man that's that's what i got it to be

standing solidarity with black people whom i do love so uh... yeah movement these guys they uh... tried to go to kickstarter twice and kickstarter was like, nah, your idea is not original enough. Oh, there's a criteria you know. Exactly. That's the first thing I thought I was like, oh, shit, thank god we got on under the wire. Original ideas, yeah. They said, twice, no movement. So I guess I don't know. They went to some other crowdfunding place. I forget Indiegogo or something. And they got the company.

Wait, that's the name of this company? No, it's movement watches, but it's M-V-M-T. M-V-M-T watches.com slash T-E-S-D. They are beautiful watches. Yeah, somebody do the F-I-I-I-I. They're gorgeous. Buy us a watch. No, don't buy us a watch.

Buy a watch for yourself. Yeah. I wore the watch and I got a watch. No, don't buy us a watch. Buy a watch for yourself. Yeah. I wore the watch and I got a few compliments on it already. And that's up for me. I will say this, two things that women notice. Always. My ears have perked up. Like I said, you're the sexist.

Yes. Two things without a doubt that guys don't realize are shoes. Said this before. You said this before and I've never, I, I, I choose. I can't believe it. I still don't believe it. But I'm not.

I'm just right here. Let's ask. I like how you're wearing a skirt, but I can't. Look at that. She even knows I'm wearing. And I'm on the table right now. My shoes. Get up on the next table.

I know. Come on, man. Damn, he has the sex skirt. I mean, we're wrapping about this next week. That's your thanks. Is, is, uh, shoes. I mean, we're wrapping about this next week. That's your thing. Is shoes. All right, shoes.

And the one thing that could take a crappy outfit and make it a good outfit, no matter how bad it is, is a watch. Is why? That's what I was gonna say, belt. A nice tonal. That's why I was gonna touch the body. That's why I was gonna touch the body.

I love Gidem's belt when he wears it right underneath his tits. Yeah, and he... I mean, it touches the shirt in nice and tight. Yeah, that belt looks fucking fine. Yeah, no, he's got the shoes to match. Forget it, man. Not that he does that shoe to powder cake.

Because like I said, I'm woke now, so I would be, I would be, why wouldn't get any work done. Right. He's a woken something in you. Make it a wear, like he can make him go powerful. But your wizard grow back on. I can't concentrate on it. Yeah, so look you're out there right now Yeah, you want to step up the game a little bit. You need a really a dope watch. Oh, I'm that's on the center watch too Shoo's and watches big shows that a yeah, you got your you need to you know a time Just cuz you're a fucking busy man, right? Well, you just put a little thought to it. That's why if you have if you have like look

I know people like those calculator watches now they're wearing them ironically. That's not gonna do it Did you again people have been wearing them again? Yes, yes, yeah, I get it. They're cool shit But they're not they're not they're not getting the women Tingley It's not getting women tingling Is this true? I keep we can ask you. Only black on black movement. There you go. And look at these sneakers, man. What do you think of these? They're very nice. They're not in the script for my liking. But no, no, they're free. There's a $250 pair of sneakers. All right. Well, that it's two years old.

Yeah, nice watch. Do yourself a favor. Go, go, go. A lot of guys don't wear watches. You're making a mistake. And do, was there a certain army should have to watch on? Well, I go left because I'm right-handed. So if I had to watch on my right hand, I'd be knocking. Is that some sort of thing? No, it's like in certain communities, if you got to watch on the wrong hand. I don't think so. No, I don't think so. Oh, really? Like, yeah, Q goes in with the watch on his left hand. Next thing, you know, he's... No, I wear it on my left hand. He's got no shoes on, no pants on, no shirt on. Some people wear the face on the inside.

I don't do that. John McLean did that in the die hard movies. I'm not a fan of that. I don't like it when people wear it like way up on their forearm either. Yeah. Some people don't have fat wrists. Sorry. We need to blink out. Yeah. Walt has two links. That is a good looking watch. You look fantastic. Yeah. Watch this.

Can I get my foot away now? And I'm gonna get myself a wizard robe. There you go. Dude, you're gonna be a lady killer. All right. Trying to fit your fat ass foot and Cinderella slip of your own able. Your sick ass drops a doucin' that glass shoe like it was a glass tea. Glass tea. Glass tea. I like getting ahead. Because it's so convenient.

You can do it anytime. You don't have to beat it. You can get it in the car or even in the park. The most headhunters go out after the cars. There's nothing like a pretty ho-on underneath. Checking my dick and looking my beat. You don't have to pay for a close-up to work. Nice. But I pull out my dick. Which fucker rock? Hey, give me some. Give me some. Give me some. Give me some. Give me some. Give me some. Give me some. Give me some. You say you want a night in shining armor to ride in on the torch,

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