Tell Em Steve-Dave - #311: Peepin' N Creepin'

Episode Date: November 13, 2016

While Walt suns his privileged ass in Florida, The Space Monkeys figure out how to make America tolerable again. Music: The November Council - Attack The Golden City

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bookmarkcsmod.com. It will see you in your town soon. to Dale you with the tales. Peace, Bucky! Hello and welcome to a rare episode of Space Monkeys. Yeah, boy! The podcast that happens when Walt Flanagan isn't around, I don't know where he is now, he wasn't Florida, but we're gonna miss him. Yeah. Because it's not the same without wall. It's not the same without his very liberal left viewpoint. He's woke. He's woke.

You're going to not hear Q. His Viewpoints on as a few points on the breastfeeding in public, which we're very progressive in a few of you recall. You're not gonna hear him deny any global climate change. Right, right, that's... Sure. We'll planning it, we'll be back next week. We'll planning it.

Yeah. We're also recording on Staten Island. The belly of the beast is a rarity. That's why it sounds different to brother. Yeah, it's going to be a little like it sounds not going to be up to snuff as it normally is unless Declan works on magic. I apologize. It's not much we could do about that. There's nothing we can do. Oh, so now your flight to fancy me more work probably. They still got no internet. Yeah, I haven't had it in an effort six weeks. Yeah, the only room in my house that we could do this in is kind of empty at the moment I cleaned it out

So it's a little like oh, it is not we can do What do you offer us? We're in Staten Island. Yes, it was it took me a while to get here Nothing is of the drive but to get to your door through the gauntlet of Trump signs I have no Trump signs on my lawn. I don't even have a lawn anymore. They took it. The trigger treaters took it. No, you know me, man, I put my support behind Hillary early on in this race. You did. There were some that, okay, well, first off, if you're new to space, monkey to us, you know, that's what

they say, right? There's a first. Sure, you know, every episode, every issue is the first time. Right. This originally started, you and I were like, you know, we should do. We should start a pod where we can travel, because we'll won't travel. And we'll try to get sponsors to pay for it. Right. And at the time, that seemed ridiculous. But we're like, that would be cool. And then it just kind of turned into us. Whatever it was that around.

The very first one being when that older guy was trying to beat my niece. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I forgot his name, but yeah, he, um, he was in the inaugural edition. He's a piece asshole. Yeah. Piece asshole. Thanks to him. I'll never know. He says so. Yeah.

He says so thanks to him. He'll never know. He'll never know just how much he's contributed to two words, but still. That's very meaningful words. And Spacewalkies, we normally will address the hot topic issues that what likes to steer clearer. Yes. Now, that's a problem.

I think that has, have there been any hot button or hot topic issues this past week? I don't know. I don't know anything to mind, I just say. Yeah. Yeah. I said, if you recall, I said over a year ago that he was going to win. Do you have any posting that? They've been saying that it was called on tell them to do it sometime ago.

Wasn't a guess I've never strayed from that. I've always thought he was gonna win. Anybody who was surprised by it just wasn't listening. In my opinion just wasn't listening like like the the and again and you know you and I always come off like we're not liberal guys. I feel we are Yeah, you know what I mean? I think we're pretty fucking liberal We have a lot of disgust for like the far right and stuff like that. Just in recent years We've developed this disgust for the far left Because it went so far. Yeah, and And I knew that the far left. I knew that the smug righteousness, I knew it was gonna

fuck it for everybody. I knew it. They made it that, I'm just repeating what I said a year ago, they made it that people who were gonna vote for Trump, one were gonna admit it because they didn't want to hear it. And then if you were on the fence gleefully sticking it to these fucking smug preachy far left cock suckers there's almost a joy to vote for front for Trump you know what I mean yeah because the people at that point didn't want to see and win they wanted to see her lose because you have young hip liberal Hollywood coming out and saying like hey and those influence people as sure fucking retarded as that is somebody's like oh my god Katie Perry likes her well I guess that means she's awesome yeah You don't see many celebrities coming I think Chachi what's his name? Scott Bay, okay man. I don't know for sure. Blink's been not a lot of people right there

I'm much tougher time getting the the a-listers getting a listers to admit But I know some fucking people whose names People would would know who are like a from of course a boat for sure like fucking like enough to nothing, blah, blah, blah, blah, but they'll never say it. They'll never say it. No, you have to hide it. You're vote-shaming. That's where we're at. Vote-shaming.

Vote-shaming. Well, whatever. Like, it's, it's just, it's gone too far. It's, it's just went too far and this is what, this is what we have to deal with now. Well, the, um, now, Well, now there's this movement, I'm just over something real fast. There's this movement where people are in Oregon, they're riding for three days now. Are they really? Because I guess, you know, riding.

Yes. Okay. Now what's crazy? These are white people riding. Okay. This is not typical like, like I got shot or sick and tired of this bullshit. So we're gonna ride.

These are people who, I mean, you look at the picture and you're like, it's a lot of white chicks, college student, a little bit of age, you know? Probably some white guys in there too. You got to hardly tell the difference because you're like, it's a lot of white chicks college student literature age, you know, probably some white guys in there too, you know, hardly tell the difference because you know, who were like, hashtag not my president. hashtag is fuck serious business these days, back when, when we were young, it was just a button on the phone that you were like, what the fuck is this for?

Wasn't it the pound sign? Yeah, the pound sign. Pound sign, but that's all right. Like that's one of those things where it's just like, well, they're finding out a whole fucking shitty. That's it. What are you gonna do, man? Like, I don't know what they think it's gonna accomplish.

It's not gonna accomplish anything. I mean, I'll give it some more advice that nobody wants to listen to. There's nobody fucking listen to me when I said to cool it. You gotta go for reasonable fucking conversation, man. I know it's hard. I know everybody is angry. I know everybody's up in arms.

I know everybody thinks that if you wrote for Trump, you're racist. If you didn't wrote for Trump, you're this. If you did, like, I mean look Not a Trump guy but I did vote for Trump It's on this online poll for my favorite. It's been a big band. Right Trump. I

Voted for Clinton back in 96. Yeah. Yeah, that's when I voted for Clinton. Back in 96. Yeah, yeah, that's one I voted. I said it's for the dopey everyone. I will, I will make the admission and sometimes it doesn't, there's boat shaming. Oh, you voted for Trump. Yeah, Trump. Trump. Trump. You're a piece of shit.

Oh, you voted for Clinton. You're a jerk, whatever. You vote for nobody. You're just. You don't even go to the polls. Is it pathetic jerk, whatever. You vote for nobody. You wouldn't even go to the polls. Is it pathetic? You are. You are hardly considered a life form on this. Me and 50% of the country, basically.

Yeah. And the reason I didn't go is because it was getting laid. I had something to do with Sage. And I was like, I'm going to go down to the polls and it's gonna be, you know, it's gonna be a bunch of people there because everybody gets off work and then they go. And my vote won't count anyway. And as we saw by the popular vote

which would appear Hillary Clinton won, it doesn't matter. Am I right? Like I don't know that much about politics. So you know what, I'm uninformed. Yeah. And ready to admit it. I'm not proud of it. You're a young man. I'm in your form. I'm sort of time for learning this. Look, I'm a kid. I got a kid shit to do. There's a whole adult world out there that's going to take care of this for me. This skateboard's ain't going to skate themselves. Yeah. And I believe that a lot of people

who go to the polls are wholly uninformed. So yeah. You know, you can get informed about your local shit. You're like, you're, you're mayoral. You're, you're local. It's not an island's a big burrow, but like the town I lived in, you know, highlands. It was like, you know, 4,500 people have been the town.

So like, you knew both people. And you're like, okay, well, I can sort of, I kind of know these people, and you can gauge your, your, you can kind of guess from there where you're gonna go. Local shit. Like, hey, should we fucking, the guys weed, or should we fucking fix these potholes,

or, you you know allocate money that she was gonna go to this to this. That kind of stuff yeah like I probably should be more informed about that. As far as the presidential shit goes like let's fucking face it. Like this is what the country has done to itself by the PC shit, the non-stop fucking battering and braying and basically shaming, you know, like if you don't vote for Hillary, you're a sexist, you're a massagingist, you're anti-black, you're anti-this, you're anti-that. But then the flip side people are like, well, I want to go for Trump because I'm so tired of the same fucking shit, the same status quo. Hillary is a liar. I mean, she just is. She's, you know, I don't know if it's the lesser of two evils here. It's just like, he's an ass clown from a reality show. She is a career politician who is a proven liar and

Doesn't seem like a good person from what I the little bit that I've read and I get it women are like a lot of women We're like oh man. It's it's our time and we're gonna get the presidency Right I would be totally fine with that if it were the right woman That not the Trump is the right guy because he's not. But get a good president. Get a good fucking candidate in there, man. Like somebody who doesn't have so much fucking baggage and all this shit, I'm not even the emails.

But like people, oh, stop bringing up Benghazi. It's like, why? Why? Yeah, why not? It's a huge part of someone's fucking history. bring up Benghazi, it's like, why? Why? Why? Why not? It's a huge part of someone's fucking history. They're backstory. And you're like, why would I not bring,

like, and then suddenly with Trump, it's like 40 women come out at once, like days before the other election. I'm like, oh yeah, he molested me. Maybe it's true. Some of them. Let's see, is it probably some of it's true? Right. The like, grab them by the pussy.

Comment didn't go over well. No, I mean, it shouldn't have. No, now you are, you're a well-known TV personality. Has success gone to your head where you will Grab them by the post-eat Of course I will say this like without a doubt I've made jokes and fucking comments that if I were Recorded and it was played out of context right people would be like burn him

Burn him at the state, cancel that TV show. Without a doubt, without a doubt. It's just the nature of being, look, I'm not gonna say it's a locker room talk, but it's just like, I'm sorry man, like I grew up blue collar on a fucking blue collar borough in New York City, it's just like, you say, I'm not even talking about Joseph out women,

that's like you just say fucked up shit just to get a laugh from your friends. You say fucked up shit just to give a laugh from your friends. You say fucked up shit constantly just to just, because it's dark, it's a dark humor. It's just like, not saying that he was joking and I'm not excusing what he said, but it's just like, I found it hard for me to be like, I mean, definitely I was like,

I can't believe we have audio over the president of the United States. You said a grand, but let's see. You think at least Clinton did it but never like said it out loud. That's fucking crazy. I'm with you there, but it's just like, it was hard for me to be like, what? How dare you say this? And blah, blah, I'm like, like, come on, like.

But his, the context being, I think that he was like, look, when you're rich and famous, like women, not all women women but certain women will gravitate towards you. And it's easy. It's easy to get a woman when you have fucking billions of dollars. Obviously you don't have to be good looking. His wife is... I go or just... Free, but you know what? I'll still give it to Jackie Kennedy. I still don't think she... But there's something about Jackie Kennedy, man, that I'm like... Hey, so you still hold that tour to Jackie Kennedy, man, that I'm like, Yes, they still hold that toward him. Oh, damn, man.

Like, look, most fucking first ladies are not, you know, they're not gonna be on the cover of any, like, maxima or glamour, any of that kind of shit. No, but, you know, they look like Nancy Riggins. Sure. Presidential. Yeah, it looks like somebody a fucking 70-year-old guy would be married to.

Right. Now, would this Melania Trump, which he'd be married to the Donald, if he were like a electrician, who would have a no? You don't know. You don't. I'm gonna say probably not. Because he's a disturbing looking human being. Yeah.

No one is younger though. Like he wasn't on it. You know, he got old, dude. What's what happens to everybody? You got old. The problem that I have, too, is just like that thing of saying, like, well, Trump shouldn't have said that. And I, I, I, one hundred percent couldn't agree that it, it's not what you want your president to be walking around saying, but is the goal of

equality and feminism to stamp out people talking like that? Because if so, just give up now. Because people... I guess said, like I joke with my friend, joke would stay see all the time and she's a girl You know what I mean and I make stupid jokes and stuff like that It's just like it doesn't mean anything. I mean certainly in my own defense I'm never like I'm gonna grab you by your pussy area like that But it's like you say shit to your friends you say things in private that is just like

Just just I don't know, man, look, it is what it is. It's just like, if your goal is to stamp out that type of humor and those type of jokes, it's just like, your cause is lost. It's just never going to happen. It's not going to happen. It's not. And it's like, I don't, you know, but it's like, even with like Pete Davidson, where we're

talking to him a couple of weeks back Where's Rip out stand on it's just like? Do I like it? No, but am I gonna have fucking worked up that he's making jokes about stand on? I was just like and try to censor them and try to of course I'm gonna stop like it's fucking insane Why? Stet like because watch us stop Tim you'd have to go after ghost post-illudando because he's just as bad Yeah, I've never I've never seen someone You have to go after Ghost Pussy, Ladondo, because he's just as bad. I've never seen someone publicly denounce and hate on their hometown.

The place where they currently live, as much as he does, I don't understand why he doesn't just move. I'm not saying to Manhattan, because I know that's expensive, right? But like, what about, I mean, he's like, he's, Ghost Pussy is a, as a, a left, left leaning liberal, right? Yeah. So why not move to say the Bronx or young or queens or one of these other places where like it's a, because he's like, he said the same thing, pretty much his beat Davidson, like, you know, it's a bunch of Trump voters, which is like come on though. I think Trump won't do blingstep island Yeah, I don't get it. I mean, I've known Chris a long time. He's been a friend a long time He's seem to never like it here. So I am like why why why you I don't want him to leave because he's my friend and I like having them or you know what I mean

But it is that thing of like why I don't know you like you don't like it leave. It's like if you're that unhappy Why are you here? Leave Yeah, it wouldn't be that difficult really Yeah, move the turns you won't take you Yeah, we're a blue state Yeah, I don't know, but it doesn't appear that anybody's gonna learn any lessons from this election. No, because what happened was actually that when the election results were announced, I had to double check the forecast because I didn't

think it was supposed to rain. It turned out those were all the tears from people trying adults, crying that a candidate lost. Like people cry like for shit like Jeff Kegot shot, 9-11. You know, their favorite TV show again, canceled maybe. But the amount of adults crying and then they got a post pictures of themselves crying. Well, the videos of themselves crying. And it's like for fuck's sake, you arrogant narcissist. Like, come on. Nobody who's expectations for this country are like better than average is, what's a trupin? So isn't saying like, holy shit. Him? Yeah. But really, like it it seems like we've done it to ourselves

It's like like what has this country be like I'm dude you're around 9.11. Yeah, I was around 9.11 like this area like It changed drastically for a little while people were nice to each other like real nice There's a whole different world for like three years. Totally different world. Still like kind of, but I don't even remember, I mean, not around me anyway. I mean, I live in a mostly white town. Anti-Muslim stuff, you know, like I remember at first,

it's like, you know, some fucking Indian guy who's running a register is getting shot in the chest and he's like, what the fuck? I got, like what the fuck like I'm You got like the totally wrong fucking guy like yeah that that's not me and now it like when Trump gets elected you I keep seeing it over and over again we voted for Racism we voted for homophobia we voted for blah blah blah we voted for this

and I you know all like awful shit. And overnight America becomes a racist country. A country that just had eight years of a black president, not four years, we reelected him. Yeah, but I mean, right, but agreed. I don't know what to say about that. And this is part of me trying to disconnect from the world at large I guess but it's just like there is racism right there's plenty of it so maybe and I don't know what it's like to because honestly look the truth about his Trump being president is only gonna fucking benefit me it's just gonna benefit me because I'm white you know what I mean because I'm making good you know what I mean?

Because I'm making good money now. And I don't really have anything to worry about. He's going to cut my taxes. My hated taxes are going down. Like I'm getting a fucking rate, like a hell of a raise now because of it. You know, if he creates an atmosphere in the country where people are more inclined to show their more racist side or more free to do that.

It's not going to affect me at all. So I don't know what to say about it because this is like maybe... This is a big maybe, Brian, but maybe people have an experience that I don't have out there. You know what I mean? I don't know. You're pretty experienced. Love you maybe they're right. that I don't have out there. You know what I mean? I don't know. You're pretty experienced. Love you maybe they're right.

Maybe the country seems racist now. Maybe the country seems maybe if you're black or Muslim, like now the country is less friendly to you today than it was yesterday. I don't know. If they're saying it, I'm guessing it is. I will say this. I have a very wide range of people in my life and nobody in my life

is racist, nobody in my life talks like people online talk. It's insane, right? It's... And it's not, it wasn't coming from, I was as far as I could see, it's not coming from Trump people. It is, again, it is these, I know a guy who was a Trump, he voted for Trump, friend of mine. He was supposed to have a family reunion.

He said the shit he saw online was from people who, you know, wanted Hillary Clinton, was so vicious, so, so angry, so hateful, he was like, I don't, like these guys are talking about me. Right, you know, these people, like, it's because they know, I guess it's on Facebook or whatever the fuck, they don't know that they're talking about him because they don't know who we voted for. Right. But he's like, they're talking about me. So he's like, fuck this. He's like, he's like, I just canceled the reunion. He's like, uh, like, let's just wait. Let's give it a little time. Because I mean, people, I don't know why everybody was so fucking

shocked. Wasn't it like, into the end? Wasn't it like, well, it's sort of like a dead heat. Like, you really don't know who's going to take it. I think he's such a clown that people like, he's never gonna win. Yeah. I don't agree with that. You know what I'm gonna do? Yeah. He was, he's a statement that people made,

which was like fuck you, fuck you. Right. Like I'm tired of, you know, when I say, I don't mean me, I'm putting myself in the shoes. But like people like, I'm just tired of fucking like being blamed for fucking everything, man, why people are like, look, man, like we get it, we get it, we're the bad guys, like we get it, like, why the fuck am I going to sit here and listen to it? And then vote someone who is like, who is, who is supporting that? Well, the leader of the people who are like

All right, you're your white, especially if you're white male. Here's all the fucking shit that you are I don't know you right here's all the shit that you are and I'm not gonna just tell you once I'm gonna tell you a day after day I'm gonna tell you on this site and that site and on Twitter on Facebook and on fucking to tell you on this site and that site and on Twitter, on Facebook and on fucking Snapchat, Instagram and Tumblr and fucking whatever the fuck else is out there. And certain people I guess were just like, they're like, I'm not kind of fucking vote for him, but I will fucking vote against her. Because there is that like, that again that contingent of people who are like if you vote for Trump,

you're stupid, you're a fucking idiot. If you feel this way, if you disagree with all this shit that I'm putting out there, I mean Amy Schumer said it. Amy Schumer, like, you know, she joked about leaving the country. That was the other thing. All these celebrities that are going to leave the country. That happens every time. Yeah, and nobody else goes anywhere. You know, she joked about leaving the country. That was the other thing. All these celebrities that are gonna leave the country That happens every time. Yeah, I know nobody else goes anywhere. Right, you know

Really who gives a fuck like I mean you look at this celebrity There were two guys. I didn't want to lose Sam Jackson and Michael Keegan Keegan Keegan Peel guy Keegan Peel guy. Yeah, you don't lose it now. No treasures. No, I say that they should be placed under arrest if they try to leave the country just to keep them here because they're awesome. But other people, it's just like Lena Dunham.

Oh my God. Put on a garbage barge and fucking send her out to you. Send her out to fucking. You know the family girls? Oh, yes, I love girls. I can relate to it so much and she's not one of those fucking obnoxious condescending fucking know-it-alls who molest the resistor. And if you walk away from Twitter you walk away from whatever it's like then it's not there anymore. It's not

there. Yeah. It's not there. Nobody doesn't exist. Dude the crew of impractical jokers is no joke, 75% black reporter again, like our crew is like mainly and it's like never once have I ever let's only because you hired them through the prison system and discounted rate right? No, no, no. They're the best people for the job and like I love them they are like family to me the crew of impractical jokers. That chick, Shay is awesome. Shay is one of the best persons anybody will love me in a

Tidal life. She's talented. She's smart like she's the hardest worker. I fucking know like she is amazing Right and my whole crew is like that and race doesn't come into Our relationship at all like it just doesn't like we don't, like they joke with me. I joke with them. There's never thing we know what it's have a sensitive to anybody. Anybody says in four fucking six years at this point of them,

busted my balls and me busting their balls. And it's just like I believe me, dude, when I tell you, I'm aware of the power levels. I know that on their boss, you know what I mean? I know that technically they were for me. And I and I keep that in mind that every single fucking interaction I have with them at first. And then after a few years, they're just your fucking friends. And it's just like they can, you know, how many times shake and tell me to just fucking

stop doing something and get to do something. And I listen, it's just the way it is. There's no racial tension. There's no anything like this. So it's just like the second I step offline, I don't deal with anything. I deal with it. There's no anything like this. So it's just like the second I step off line, I don't deal with anything. I deal with, there's no political correctness. There's no, there's no watching what you say. There's no hatred. There's no racism. There's no anger. It's just like everybody just gets a fucking long. So it's, if I disconnect myself from online, I don't deal with it. I just don't deal with it. Like, I don't, what are you gonna do?

You can't have fucking, look, I'm sorry, man. It's like, you can't have white people turn around and be like, why am I the fucking bad guy now? And like, the answer is not like, cause you're fucking the majority and cause you're white and cause your ancestors did this. Just like, all right, but you still have a fucking majority of the country

going, wait, I'm the bad guy now? Fuck you. You know what I mean? It's just like, and you can, you can make, you can demonize that and you can make that look bad. It's just like, but where's that going to get you? It's, it's going to get Trump in office. It's going to get Trump in office. Yeah, it got Trump in office. It was one of the deciding factors. I saw somebody tweet like, what am I supposed to tell my daughter now? And it's like, well, tell her reality.

That's the way the cookie crumbles. Like, there's a democratic process. That's, we've decided on democracy. Bernie tried to slip some socialism in there, but it didn't work. Unless you want to live under a different political system, it's democracy. He got elected for whatever different reasons, but it's like just teller, like explain it to her. And also it's just like, what are you talking about?

Like, what do I teller? I don't know. Have a conversation with your kids. Yeah. Like or if they're too young to understand just be like shut up like my father used to. You know like why is it out yourself? In what world is that that my concern what you have to tell your kids? I don't give a fuck what you tell your kids. It doesn't matter to me. Yeah. Like so stop asking me. This is why I got me. This is why I stay off live, Brian. This is why I'm like,

how's that, baby? How's that? I don't like it. I don't want to be involved in hot buttons now. It's like, I just don't. I just don't, because I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. Oh, no.

That's what I said. I'm uninformed. So if anybody's like, oh, you should have voted. It's like, no, I shouldn't. Because I don't know anything about it. You know what I do. I sit home and I play, I play a call of duty infinite warfare. How is that? It's pretty good. Yeah. What do you have before? Xbox one. Is that the one that takes place in space? Yeah. There's a bunch of space. Now, are you online doing it or are you? No, you know why? Because it's a school girl, there's a lot of space. Oh, you know, what you want, line doing it, or are you? No, you know why?

Why? Because it's a girl who would shoot you to fucking death in two seconds? I will literally throw the fucking system right through my TV screen. I'm not a good video game player in terms of skill and in terms of patience. Yeah. Like I've broken more controllers because it just fucking drives me crazy. But wait, so you telling me of today I went to buy an infinite warfare, you and I tonight can go online and, and, and, and, and, you know, we could probably play together.

Why don't we do that? All right. Let's do that tonight. And then you'll mock me. I'm fucking old now too, dude. I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Like I want it. Like Walt says it about hockey. He's like, I go on, he was like and, and like, in it within two seconds. I got an ACL 16 and I'm just like Walt says it about hockey. He's like I go on. He was like and like in it within two seconds

I got an 18 16 and I'm just like just just 17 actually and I'm just destroyed My nephew stopped playing with me while I like know like the original color duty Because I'd be cute because I scared him. I would become so enraged. He's like he's gonna turn it on And he would just he would just stop playing um And he would just stop playing. And I can't even say that he was wrong. He probably made the right decision. Because I'm incapable of controlling my anger. That's something so meaningless.

You know? Let's say it's all over. Oh, here we go, man. There's nothing. Nothing, nothing, come on. No one will argue. Yeah. The putting on a new pair of underwear is like not the best feeling in the world. Like, you remember the first, are we talking about me on these? Well, what are we talking about? Let me tell you something about the me on these. I've told them several times that I need boxes shorts and we're going on over a year now of getting boxes of roof sent to my house.

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I got so much more than I got to say about this. Not that we're done. I mean, we're done. Yeah, alright. We're thorough. Okay. I mean, we're done. Yeah, all right. We're thorough Okay All right, we took a short break you yes, you had a very important phone call

So well, let's just take a minute here to talk about something non-political non-incendiary something Everyone can get behind are we being incendiary? I'm trying not to be. Some people will see it as incendiary. How is it going? Because you're not saying 100% behind Hillary and with her hashtag on... Behind who? Behind her and what way? She's gone. Or weren't behind her before. Mind if I don't know? Mind if I fucking do caucus?

Like, there are some who who blamed the impractical chokers for this election. Really? Because it was revealed you may have had her on the show, but it was because not because she turned you down, because you guys turned her down. You didn't want to appear partisan. We did turn it down.

We would have had her on if she fucking. So my deep throat sources. Incorrect. Incorrect. They were people. Your own ghost pussy. Is that what he said? Yeah. Yeah. We know she did. There were people who were like, cause I tweeted that ghostbusters tweet. That was funny. I thought it was a fucking funny. It's I thought it was a whole bunch. Yeah, I'm right down the fucking middle. But people were upset at that. How could you joke at a time like this? And the world just ended, Q.

Yeah. How could you joke? And then I let a couple of days go by. I didn't say anything. And then I just started answering a couple of questions on Twitter that people are like, are you really not going to say anything about the election? And I almost typed, why the fuck does anybody care

what one of the guys on a Proctl joke has to say about the election? But then I was like, I'm gonna get shit for saying that. Right, so I don't say anything. They looked you, well, it's about role model. That was my original point earlier. The guy who's like, what do I tell my daughter? You know, like Hillary Clinton was, you know,

gonna be a role model. To which I would say, just like Barclay said, fucking years ago, look for fucking role models within your community, people you know. Not somebody that's the fucking president who has a pretty fucking checkered past, role model, female role model. First person comes by mine, Debbie Chen. And that is not, that's no bullshit.

Yeah. Debbie Chen is, Ming's wife is one of the sweetest, nicest, like most down to earth intelligent, intelligent, intelligent, what's up with his fucking idiotic bullshit how I don't know but well that's a sign of that's a mark against her yeah that's her only black that's her that's really strike but it puts someone who's like very active in like school and sage just joined devi like devi's the the den mama girl, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

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Yeah, but the problem is nobody knows who Debbie Chen is. So how could he say anybody else? Especially, man. So, you know. But not just Debbie Chen. I mean, you're a community's Debbie Chen. You're a neighbor. You're always Debbie Chen.

You know? That's what I say. Like, why is everyone always looking to the famous people I mean so many girls like their their role model or the people like Kim Kardashian or one of these idiots who You know like oh my god. I could be like Kendall and Kylie Jenner their models I can be like this one like because everyone wants to be rich and famous That's like the that really is the American dream and that's that's why We have such a fucking shallow pool to choose from because

Many you know many people are just look. I'm saying this were both on shows that would be considered reality You know, but at least at least it's not fake drama. You know, it's not bullshit. It's not like the Kardashians, like every fucking phone conversation they have, I would almost think their phone was broken. And they could only turn it on speaker phone. Every fucking conversation.

Yeah, I don't know. Black China and Rob Kardashian had a kid who gives a fuck? Who cares? There man a lot of people care so many people care. It's unbelievable But what it but wasn't it always that way like I mean back in the day sure like you know like when when The talkies first started, you know people would be interested interested in movie stars and stuff, you know, golden age shit. But it's just more and more people, their view of like what, I mean the American dream has changed quite a bit. It's, that's

why we have ridiculous terms like Instagram star. Right. How the fuck? Look, YouTube star, there's a girl I forget her name, but she hasn't Netflix special on. Called like Haters Back Off or something. Okay. And she started that character on YouTube and she got to followers and then she eventually got a Netflix special. Now, I watched that Netflix special. I liked it a lot. Yeah, I liked the girl.

I thought she was funny. I thought the material was funny. Like, I was like, eight episodes, I think. I like the girl. I thought she was funny. I thought the material was funny. I Guy it's like eight episodes. I think I actually enjoyed it Now that's someone who's not just taken pictures of the rest Which is what most insta what else can you do on Instagram? You take pictures of yourself. I like pictures of ass. Of course you do. We all do But that's how to make you a star? Yes, it does. Some people, millions of followers just taking a picture of their ass every day.

Yeah. That won't happen for me. I can't get any sort of fame that way. But do you want fame? No. No. But... Because I think if you put a picture of your ass up every day, you might get some followers. I'm going to send my go viral.

I don't know, man. I think that you and I just got hold of it. I mean, you know, it's like, I think it's that thing. Definitely, like, don't cannot relate to. They said, they see these people crying and I'm like, I didn't cry at my grandmother's funeral. I can't remember the last time I cried out of something that wasn't like,

oh my god, like internal, you know, like a depression or like rampant anxiety to where I'm just like, oh my god, I'm gonna fucking kill myself, I can't take it. But outside stuff, like, I mean, a fucking election. But don't you think that comes down to the fact that you, like I said, like we are middle age white dudes, we're doing fine, the election outcome really isn't gonna

affect us anyway, but positively. But I don't, but we, is it on, is it us just not walking around on other people's shoes? Like there are people that this loss of Hillary Clinton is going to affect. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if she would have... Well, let me come on, man. Like, his whole thing against political correctness, you can see how people can misinterpret that and abuse that. Yeah. Well, you've seen some of it,

like, you know, there have been some people that have, you know, done some unkind thing since then, you know, and then, you know, oh, I'm a Trump supporter, therefore, blah, blah, blah, fuck you, I'm kidding. But, you know, and then you know, I'm a Trump supporter therefore blah blah blah fucking lessons, but you know, then you see shit like some a girl from some college, I think it was in Louisville wherever it was like, oh a guy in a Trump hat or something ripped my a G-Mov. She was lying.

Yeah, but that's one person. Right. No, no, I agree. I mean, I'm sure there are plenty of people who like, you know, who did take the win as, I mean, certainly the KKK. That's the other thing, the KKK, while endorsing Trump doesn't mean that he accepts their endorsement. No, but I think the problem was, is he wasn't exactly like to later on. Like when they first endorse him, he was just, wasn't he just silent on the matter? Why don't you be like, I mean, immediately when should be like, come on you guys. There's like six people left in the KKK.

Like you look back in the 40s and shit the marches they used to have. It's insane how many people are in the KKK. Now that it's like, it just seems like a couple of hillbillies. It is a couple of hillbillies. Right, so the fuck would, dude. But what if the KKK, if they're really smart, what they would have done is say like, no, we endorse Hillary.

And then, right? When the matter obviously, when the matter needs to be said. Yeah, I don't know, dude. I just don't think there are a force to be reckoned with. I agree. I don't think there are a force to be reckoned with. But in my neighborhood where I live,

I'll tell you what, and this is no lie. I am ostracized by the white man. You white people, this is your one tenth blackness? I think they may know. I think they look at me. There's a girl, she's probably in her early 20s. She moved in recently. And on three separate occasions,

she has, like we've gotten, like later at night, we've gotten, like in the parking lot at the same time. And there's no doubt in my mind that she is purposely, like, waiting until I walk to my place. She walks, she walks, not want to be in any sort of proximity of me. Well, you think it's you? She doesn't want to be in the parking lot. I want to strange mail three times a size where she can't see him. No, she's not a fatty. Maybe she's only like twice. Well, I was just going by the average mail to the email ratio. Like, yeah, I mean, that's, that's possible. It's totally possible. That's the same.

Like, you could walk through that parking lot without thinking about it. She can't. Oh, no, I think about it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a couple of, I always have a web ename. Always.

There's a couple of areas where I'm like, yeah, somebody could jump out here. You know, stuff has gotten stolen out of cars, and that kind of thing. But my point being, okay, so now take that and add the fact that you're a woman. Like, it's dangerous, dude. But if I were to say like,

I had some Wall Street banker, she's still nervous. Yeah, I bet you probably not as nervous, but I bet you there's always an element of... Because you're an idiot if you don't. You gotta be careful. You gotta be careful. Even though I live on the same floor, two doors down from her. What was that?

She sees me with the dead. Did you have a fucking meth lab on the DQ? A few of last year? Was it dead eye? Where did you have to move? Because it was a fucking metal lamp or something like that That was a metal lamp somebody was smoking in fact that that's my newest problem is like I It's driving me crazy

Like I open the windows try to get a nice little cross breeze going and somebody smokes yeah, and I've on numerous occasions tried to investigate and I can't tell where it's coming from. They're not gonna stop. No, they're not gonna stop, but I just want to know. I just want to know who's doing it, because I'm like, at the rate they smoke, I don't even give a fuck if they're 20. They're gonna die of cancer by the time they're 22. It's insane how much it's person smoke. It's all day, like, walked in the window. But anyway, about the stupid white people in my complex, so I exclusively only hang around with black people.

Sipa, what do you say? Telling the second. They say it's cool because you have a black friend? No, no, because I can more than one black friend, a couple of black friends. Uh-oh. We're gonna have to get back to you in a second. We're gonna leave you with a cliffhanger right here. Okay. That's my doorbell for anybody who says like Walt's cell phone. Q. Yes. Uh I want to talk to you about

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Oh, shit. The rhythm, the rhythm, I mean. I've been broken a little bit. I do remember what I was talking about there. I was talking about being shunned by wades, and how all the black people talked to me. So I went to hang out with around the complex. And one guy, he's 24 and he's said, he's a 24-year-old guy He's glad Obama's out. He's glad Trump is in

He said it was eight years of no hope. He's tired of that shit. Okay. That's what he said Why was cuz I liked Obama? Why why I thought I think Obama was charismatic. Yeah funny guy This is a guy who made a joke, he sucks so bad at bullying that he could be in the Special Olympics. Did Obama say that? He said that. That's the president I want. That's the guy that I would love to keep having. I'm not sure what he did or didn't do during the administration as I was drugged out most of the time. But you lost four more years. Yeah, yeah, four more years because I don't remember the past four. But I have heard of people like, oh, Trump's going to repeal Obamacare.

Now, I get it, people need health care and shit. I don't have health care for a long time. But universally, you talk to any doctor, and their like Obamacare is awful. Really? It was written by politicians, very little input from the medical community. And I mean, I know people who have Obamacare,

and it's not great. I mean, it's free. It's not great. And I think that's the way they do it in the UK, right? And kind of it's like a tier system, like you can get it for free. But you could pay for it for like higher levels or whatever. Well, I pay, I pay like, um, 600 bucks a month, um, close to like five and change. And it's just the worst, like I have, and that's the worst coverage.

That's the lowest coverage I can get. Yep. Let's, I pay for 50, I think I have Oscar who's the worst coverage. That's the lowest coverage I can get. Yeah, let's I pay for 50 I think I have Oscar who's pulling out of New Jersey because they said they can't make any money there the whole I mean the whole medical So why am I still paying for it? I don't know because I thought the whole point was we were supposed to I agree that medical that Medical should be free that's something I medical should be free. That's something I think should be. To me it's like you don't pay for fire,

you don't pay for police, why are you paying for doctors. That's how I feel. Well you do pay for protections, right? Yeah, but don't we pay, dude, I see his a problem, dude, I don't know fucking anything. So I don't know what the problem is. One informed, yet another disclaimer.

Yeah, I said I can't get mad at us. It's not even that. Well first of all, I don't know fucking anything. So I don't know what the problem is. I'm not informed yet another disclaimer. It's not even that. It's not even that. Well first of all, I don't think we said anything that I, well anybody can get mad at anything, but it's just like on side of that, it's just like, at the end of the day, it's like I want to be a good person.

You know what I mean? But I guess it's just by my own standards, but I like to think that my standards are okay. And then also I don't fucking know enough because I'm just so fucking busy working all the goddamn time. I don't have the time to look into medical. I don't have really have too much time

to pay attention to politics. Like, so I don't know, I don't even know what to say about any of the election, besides like, I hope he does a fucking good job. Well, you know, it is kind of fun to see people, like the psyched amonious people get fucking, you know, brought down a few pegs. But it's been so time and time again,

that like the tolerant left and then you see people like, fuck you, these are white, young white, mostly young white girls, they seem to be very pissed. Yeah. Fuck you white America. It's like you Not consider yourself a part of white America. You're a white person Yeah, I guess and that's how they're saying like not all white people are like that, but it's like Who doesn't know that like why is that even a thing? I don't know, but it's the same generalization as Pete David Center ghostposts making about

Staten Islanders. They include everyone in even you guys, even the beloved jokers. Yeah, but what about like, the title was, doesn't everybody do the same thing? Because when we're like, oh, these fucking millennials, isn't that the same thing? Yeah, that's okay though. That's your position. You know what? I've seen quite a few millennials who are not crybabies. Oh my god. But when you need to like I was talking to Alan and his mom is a professor. Yeah. Oh, I'm Benjamin and he's like it's like what goes on on these campuses is just crazy man like The safe space shit like we've discussed that at Nazim, but you know like They need like grief counseling because Trump won the presidency. It's like what a fucking bunch of pussy's man

That seems out there like come on bunch of pussy's man that seems out there like come on That's like you know imagine being that soft that you go to a grief counselor or you know your your traumatized Like some some shit I read it. I'm like I'm not sure if it's true or not. They're like one One college like gave like to relieve the anxiety gave them Doe and adult coloring books to work on. Now, I don't know if that's true or not. I'd like to think I'd like to think it wasn't. I can't. I'm sure.

You're just playing how to work out your feelings about the all-trial. I mean, that is, all right. So that is like, you know what I mean? Because I also know a lot of millennials and none of them would do that. Right. If they would all laugh at that.

So it's gonna be like, is it just the vocal minority on social media? Because it's a good deal. But you wanna be aware of who we didn't go on. Like if you didn't go on, I just stopped going on. So really like going on the thing of like my interactions with millennials is just like, well, they'll see my good kids to me, but when you hear about that safe space shit, that's what I'm just like.

God, what's wrong with you people? Yeah, it's strange how it's picked like that would be roundly mocked. I mean, I wouldn't leave somebody alone. You don't limit him. I would, they would, anything safe for them. They would create safe spaces to get away from me just because things I feel like seriously, like seriously, you can't just talk about the shit. And I don't want to talk about it. Now, these people, you know, a lot of the talk about, well, let me ask you something. Do you like, it's what I tried to say to you

when you were talking about that bridge thing a couple of weeks back where I was like, you're never gonna go on that bridge. You'll never need to cross that bridge. Right. So why do you, so like why do you even care? And I get the same way. I'm not like sing when you out.

I get the same way where I'm just like sing when you out. I get the same way where I'm just like And the only reason I care is because like it like just I mean if they if I could be instantly transported there Just to ask them the shit that somebody won't ask them, which is like how do you not see this? as being intolerant like how do you see this as helping? Like that's what I want to get. Like are you punishing people? And that's why they can't like you're going to punish white people. They can't use the bridge like hey man, we're like because all I hear is the preaching about you know equality and homophobia and sexism and racism and blah blah blah and all this other stuff. and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah even when I say they, I don't know even who I mean, but to me, you read, you're like you can read these articles online about how to become an ally, as they say, to you know, minorities or people,

you know what I'm saying, like the Like how do you help out changing inequality and stuff like that? And it's always like one of the first things is just like, well, don't ask. Like it's not up to the oppressed to explain to you why they're oppressed. You should go to a class. You should read books. Oh fuck, oh. You should, now I gotta go to college class. You should read books. Oh fuck you should When I got now I got to go to college that's it and that's the thing where I'm I am on the bridge then that right I'm not gonna walk around home way and I

Want to go to the knees but when I read stuff like that I'm just like okay Well, that's just like that and I believe me I completely understand what they're saying But it's the same time. It's just like we do live in the real world and it's just like I'm not doing that I'm sorry like I'm not doing it. I'm like I'm not gonna do it like I will I will Despite my my good intentions and despite my desire for everybody to sort of have a little playing field Did I'm just I just can't put in that work. I'm sorry. And you couldn't get involved. And I would get involved in a rational discussion about it. Like my buddy Luke, who is huge in the motorcycles, invited me to ride with an all-black club this

way. I can't wait, man. That's cool. Yeah. He was in the military. He was part of like the anti-terror squad all this shit man. So like he's a guy that I talked to about that kind of stuff. Like because I'm curious like what you're opinion on. Like black guys getting shot, you know, by cops and all that stuff. So like, but this is a guy that I like I can sit there in for hours and this is me. Yeah. Sit there for hours and talk to him because he's interesting and I like to talk to him like that's how I would like to hear it. Not in a fucking college class where I'm being fucking mad dog by fucking like 20 year old white girls who are like, what's up patriarchal pig fuck and I'm like, come here, I'll grab you by your pussy. Do you think he really ever did?

Like, do you think he literally like grab ever what just want? Like, I wouldn't put it past him, but I, I wouldn't find it hard to believe if he owned the beauty pageant. He was backstage at the beauty pageant. He had a level of power over him. He just reached out and grabbed a pussy. If somebody told it like that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, nobody shoved it. You know, I worked in the movie theater. I must have told this story before. But there was a guy who, he was weird, he was prematurely gray, his hair was totally gray like 24. And he was like a weird, like sort of, hunchy, like socially awkward guy.

And the changing rooms, like for some reason that people have a change there, they couldn't just bring their outfits in or whatever, their uniform. And there was a girls changing room, and a guy's changing room. And whenever the girls were changing He just happened to be walking by when the door was open. Yeah, like he got called out on it and then He went the old like porkeys like drill a hole in the wall Yeah, yeah, he eventually got fired. This seems yeah, the same scumbag tried and Try to get get me in trouble for not counting boxes of candy at the end of the night

Because I'm like I'm sure they're all there so I just rate the number like that's my crime Right and then this fucking purvy little fuck and I remember what happened one of the other managers was like It was all guys and then one black lady who like this is just the way it was She worked for one day, still a whole bunch of money out of the safe. We never sorry again. But it was just like all guys. And one of the guy, one of the guy managers was like, Hey, this, you know, I won't say his name, but, you know, we got a, you know, sort of stick together on this. So the company doesn't get sued. And I looked at him I said, are you crazy? Like,

what are you talking about? I was like, why would I stand up for him? But they did, they had like, it wasn't cultish, but they had a very proud of working for national amusement. Yeah, and he was owned by some of the redstone or something. And I'm like, if anybody asked me about this motherfucker, and this is independent of his candy accusations I would have been like no he did do it he's a fucking weirdo yeah like why would I say otherwise I'm like stick together to manage it with like the the fucking the thin popcorn line of fucking like a fuck out of here, man. But you see, I think that like that is what that is something that you and I would will never have to deal with. Right? Some pervert trying to fuck a peak you while

you're changing. I don't know, man. I've been working out. I'm pretty sure that this is going to be a concern of mine very soon people are gonna be peeking at you People are gonna be peeking at you, yeah, sleep creepin' me No, nobody is Nobody's peekin' at you Yeah, it's largely guys like very rarely do you would you find like a chick walking by trying to Sneak a peek at some dawn. I seriously doubt it. So then what is all right? So we've already, so then we've identified that women

have to deal with something that we don't have to deal with. Right. And they do it on a large scale every day. What Brian Johnson, a weeded do to help these women have? Because it's because apparently it's not enough anymore just to be like, well, I don't do it. That's my answer now. I know, I don't do it. And that's good. I think that's good.

But what more could you do? Relicively, not as a joke. Like what more, like take out the feminists, like the take out the bullshit you see online, take out the crying, fucking nonsense that annoys you. So how do I encourage other guys to stop peeping and creeping? Yeah.

There is no way you can even slow it down, let alone stop it. The only way that you can do it is if you are like say you're a dad and you tell your son like, hey, people in Creepin, right? And that's the way you raise them. Now that being said, there are a bunch of other guys out there that are like, hey, people in Creepin is where it's at. Or your kid is going to be like, fuck that, like he's curious or whatever. When he's young or he's just like a deviant, like a fuck up, like you're either that person or you're not,

like you're like taking a step further, like rapists, like that's something inside a person. And I know it's, you know, it's in bold to say that every guy is a rapist, and they're not, I don't know anybody is. I've only committed half a rape one time and that was to teach Edgar a lesson. And I half my through I took mercy. I honestly I don't I don't know it. I don't I don't know what you can do. The internet has opened it up so you know so people can say whatever they want. They say horrible things and they say fucked up shit Yeah, a lot of times it's just to get a rise out of

Out of people, but I don't know you're a chick. I Don't know my whole life. I was tell this summer. I was walking with some of the girls from the crew I Told them I was in New York and it was Like that the best weekend. It was the first time I ever saw a Woman get cat cold. Oh, no, I'm fucking 48 years old. I grew up in suburban, I mean, excluding muse. But in real life, like I'd never actually seen it.

And it was some doodles like down in the village. Some guy leaned out of his window and he said something to this lady. And he was like doing that like, like lean out of the car window and she turned around and looked at him. He said something else. And he could see in her face, whatever he said wasn't,

you know, welcome. And she just walked away. First time I had ever seen it. But Edgar, who works on construction crews is the foreman. He said it's not really that uncommon for construction workers to like yell stuff. But he said on his crew, he was like, if people do that, I'd tell them knock it off. Oh, that's good. He said, if I have to tell them twice, then they're gone. Nice. And he really, but they gave. Edgar's woke. Yeah. But he's good. He said if I have to tell him twice then they're gone. Nice. And he like but they gave... Edgers woke? Yeah but he's like the stupid fucking thing is a union like

you know because they uh Edgers woke up. He's been fucking asleep since fucking 1978. They gave all the construction workers these stickers that they have to put on their helmet so like if you got cat called I guess there's a like a identification that's really but he's like it's so fucking stupid these stickers are so little he's like these guys are two stories up he's like oh maybe you know so he's like it's it's pointless so he sort of has to spearhead the uh this pretty good that he does that though I mean I know that it's an issue because that like every girl I've ever dated has been like it's fucking just walking from my apartment to the subway is like there's always just a guy with something to say like what is it I don't know I wouldn't like I'm not social I'm not overly friendly with with people I don't know but there's never been a

party that's like let me yell something out the window to a stranger like I don't know does it ever pay off yeah is it does it pay off I don't know I mean I may have been look I may have been driving with the fucking windows up and red light and girl walks by and been to myself and like We start now definitely you see like a nice ask a while ago nice But it would never hurt me to roll down a window and be like Especially So I don't know what to do like I don't know what I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do to help. It also wouldn't matter. It doesn't matter how much you tried to help me. That's the other thing. You will always be a white sys gum misogynist sexist piece. I'm not even talking about that. I'm going to be that no matter what. But let's say, despite that, I'm still like, alright, I understand some people just by the fact that I'm gonna be that no matter what but let's say my despite that I'm still like all right

I understand some people just just by the fact that I'm that I'm white Sis blah blah blah blah and a bad guy, but like that shouldn't change who I am So let's say I was still like well, I want to I want to I want to help that right though. You got to take the college close That I can't do like I'm sorry like I'm not even doing like an online college like maybe do it in your spare hours Yeah, I wouldn't do it. I got a help on my terms But I want to help yeah, I just don't know how can I just give somebody some money? Don't my taxes covers this somewhere. I don't even like I don't like I don't know anyone who does it so I can't even say like say that's not cool That's true like none of my friends would do it. So what do I do?

I don't know man. It's not enough to be a good person. You got to be proactive too. Yeah, we're told for them We're just too old for proactive that's up to anybody from like 15 to like say 30 before reality sets in and they're like oh my god Life's too exhausting to worry about this shit. That's never gonna change anyway So you got a first take care of this shit. That's you know immediately important to you And then if you got some time for Social issues that's, you know, immediately important to you. And then if you've got some time for social issues, why not?

Yeah, if I open up and you get woke. Yeah. And then you get to have that label. And even then, it'll be taken away. Somebody will take it away from you. I'm taking it away from Flanagan. You can't take it away from Flanagan. The emails, Horn-Ed, do you?

Yeah, that's true. The one email blew up the server. So you think that people are not going to like this episode? I mean, it's not, it's not Tom Steve Dave, it's not overly humorous, it's also a divisive topic though, I really have no opinion one way or the other. Like most things, I'm in different apathetic do not think Trump is of course going to be a shitty president. I think Hillary Clinton would have been a shitty president. I think nothing will really change in everyone's day-to-day life. Like day-to-day, I think

most people like things will probably be the same. Well, he's elected. He's our president. Well, unless you hashtag it, say somehow that means something, not my president, you know, so now, now that he's a president, and I'm going to accept that he's our president, hope he does a good job. Can I take joy in him lowering my taxes? Of course, then I'm going to because if there's one fucking bright spot in this shit, it's that my fucking taxes won't go down under this.

Thanks fucking God, because let me tell you something. I was with Hillary for everything except for that whole fair share bullshit. I was like, fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah. I mean, fuck your face. Yeah. I, I, I already pay what's not fair. So I said. Yeah, at what point does it become Bernie socialist type shit? You know that when before Reagan took office, that the top tier,

and you wanna guess how much the top tier tax was, what percentage the government took from you legally? I'll go, I'll shoot law, I'll say 25%. 70% 70. When Reagan took office law, I'll say 25%. 70%. 70 when Reagan took office. The top tier was it's 70%. Could you fucking imagine? 70 cents out of every dollar you make. The government's like, give me.

You have no choice. Yeah. It's fucking criminal. And now we're 40% and by the way, that's still criminal, then. Who's the fucking criminal? 40% is all I one you can, okay, you take into account federal and then you got your state and then you got your sales tax.

And then you got your property tax. And then you got this tax and then they hit in taxes like tolls and you know tax on, depending on what state you live in, tax on clothes, tax on food, you know, oh, this drink has bubbles in it. No, it's tax it. It's not, it's out of control. Yeah.

And then you hear that they're losing, they just the military loses billions of dollars, or we give Iraq billions of dollars. And I'm like, fuck you, man. Like, fuck you. It's not even about like, I don't want people who don't work getting my money. It's like, that's the least of the fucking problems.

So to me, it's just like the one bright spot as I'm just like, if this guy, even though it's self-serving to him, comes in and lowers my taxes, I'm like, fuck, all right, man, at least this is silver lining for BQ. And that's really all that matters. I feel it's what most of the country cares about at the end of the day.

I mean, you're part of one of the most beloved comedy troops of all time. I think that many people are willing to make personal sacrifices you can have a little bit more quenning your pocket. Yeah, I don't know man. It's a fucking rigged system. All those people who felt like They're oh my god my life would have been so much better under Hillary Clinton No, wouldn't it wouldn't because you're not part of that system Most of us are not part of that system Yeah, I just wonder though if the fact that he because like you do see like people Immediately online or like you're like there are fucking racist lunatics who are like

already like Trump won you guys are fucked, you know what I mean? Like you see it? I know people are fucking setting it, you know what I mean? It's like it's it's it's it's so I don't know, it's like that that is I think that's one of those things, Brian, that you and I are not going to have to deal with, but there are people who are just like, this is fucking crazy, like like he's giving, he's giving permission to racist, to be racist, just by being an office. Yeah, but those people were going to, like that was their excuse. Again, those are people that were going to do that shit anyway. Right. know, but now it's, you know, they get a hold in the little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, like now there, there's a cause almost, you know, right? I don't get it, man. I, I, I, I, because at least the fucking lunatics who are online crying and, and hashtagging and planning marches against Trump, like at at least even though I don't agree with the way they go about it at least at

their their wrong in the right direction if that makes sense You know like the fucking crazy ass racist who were just like Like they're wrong in the wrong direction You know, yeah, that's fucking weird, but then they post I just I just saw something online It's like some lady on a bus or whatever, y'all and about Muslims and shit, how they're all stalkers. And it's like, okay, so you're gonna,

not even all terrorists, stalkers. So you're gonna take the ramblings of a lunatic woman on a public bus and say, well, this represents the whole of, you know, say Trump supporters or whatever. But that's, you know, that's what happens is that the sweeping generalizations are made by the actions of a few people. Now, I read an article down in New Orleans, protests starts and then people are spray-pating, dye whites dye on monuments and shit like that. And I didn't know if maybe it was the Latin D,

whites D in the Simpsons. I don't know, but again, but according to, you can't even but that's obviously just a group of people Yeah I'll tell you what where I live not one black guy is free painted Anyway, as far as I can tell you know as far as I can see Like you say like the millennials. I'm hungry millennials, but But when you meet a lot of them They're totally

Nice kids nobody's in the city of space. Nobody's you know Yeah, triggered and shit Oh, nothing's gonna change nothing's gonna fucking change it's that's the news everyone as I was trying to tell you And even this podcast is fucking ridiculous because our voices are just two more in the choir of like here's what we think about American politics I mean, you don't know shit. I don't know shit Most people who sit there online don't know shit. They know what they're told They know what they want to believe right like some of this I know a girl who went to a Hillary

What would it be called a rally? Oh? She said it was crazy like cult crazy like the way people scream. Yeah, I go and die, man, bro Just screaming and stomping and and just like going nuts as if like you know She was the Messiah and it's no she's not she wasn't even close And you know what maybe I I hope, you know, hopefully it trumps out in four years, but who knows, maybe he'll do a fucking great job. I mean, that's a thing, he could do a good job.

You don't know, yeah, like people like seconds afterwards were like, fuck and get them out of there. Like, like, like, take it back, blah, blah, blah. He doesn't, he does fuck all about politics. He does know about running businesses and that the government has not run as a business. So who knows? Maybe he'll, you know, maybe there's a silver lining here side from your taxes, of course. But yeah, let's get a lady president there, like, you know, four years if he fucks it up,

but somebody who's not her, you know, maybe Melania. Maybe she's our next president. I was texting, I will wrap it up because I know, like, but I was texting one of my, um, West Coast, uh, limousine liberal types. Mm-hmm. It's a body line, you know what I mean? But he's like really like, drank, drank the, uh, the, uh, the cool aid of like the armchair liberal nonsense.

Right. That I can't stand. And he was saying that he feels bad about the, like get an attack break and he's like, I'm wondering about maybe just donating that money to something. And I was like, well, you put your money with your mouth is but fuck that. It's like, fuck that. Fuck that. And it's like, you're wondering about it.

When you wonder about something that generally means like, I guess it would be nice to me but, nah, fuck you. Fuck you, man. Because, so, my money's my money. Yeah. I gotta make ends. Fuck you man because so my money's my money. Yeah I gotta make ends Yeah, I really I really believe there are only with all these these riots all this Descension all this anger and hatred and protesting all this

There's only two words that could bring everyone together peace assholes There's only two words that can bring everyone together. Peace assholes. Are you hiring? Do you know where to post your job to find the best candidates? Somehow I doubt they do. I don't know what you're talking about. No you don't. But if you have a business, small business, you're like, hey man, I need I need a guy to fucking do this

to oversee whatever. Yes. This is where you go. Overseer. Right. You just type that into zippercrooter.com. Okay. Slash. No wait, I don't even know if there's a yeah, zippercrooter.com slash TSD. Uh, and it's going to post it in all kinds of places 100 plus job sites This is not like if you want a job. This is if you're a business hire or a job Facebook and Twitter all the single click find candidates in any city industry nation-wide just post once Watch those quaffine candidates roll in just roll the fuck in oh my god You're gonna be like holy fucking shit. You're gonna be like, how do I stop this?

Zip recruiter, come on, you gotta help me out here. My email is overloaded. I was juggling emails and calls to my office before. Now I'm just quickly screening candidates, rating them and hiring the right person fast. Yet these goddamn, whatever it is, what's it called a resume? candidates rating them and hiring the right person fast, yet these God damn Whatever it is what's it called a resume. Yeah, they just keep they keep coming in from all these qualifying candidates That's what happens. I'm gonna expand too quickly

I'm gonna make too much money my business model is going to fail now, and then I'm gonna go under Wait, no, no, he, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Like he does I love how people complain about that. They're like oh he program, you know He's skirted this this tax and that tax. It's like, but it's fucking legal. Why wouldn't he? Of course close the loopholes if you don't want it Who the fuck you can't be a fucking idiot. He's responsible to a shareholder. Yes, of course The same people who would be who are like, you know, they buy they buy stocks in these companies You know, Trump's companies or whatever, he would be derelict to not use everything at his disposal. If he's making shareholders as much money as possible. That's it, man. Legal means?

Mm-hmm. Fuck yeah, he should be doing it. Yeah, loopholes, man. That's what makes America great. That's how he's making America great again. He got tax loopholes. Luke holes man, that's what makes America great. That's how he's making America great again. He got tax loopholes. Another one of the new worlds.

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