Tell Em Steve-Dave - #313: 4th and Down

Episode Date: November 27, 2016

A supernatural force stirs Q. Walt stumbles in his first step in joining the Illuminati. Brytanic brings a conspiracy theory to the poker table. Music: Thy Crest Be Shorn - Winds Of Destruction...

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Starting point is 00:02:04 I've done overkill in a while, boys. Now, keep everyone updated on the spooky happenings. We're all just getting spooky and spooky. Is it, this is gonna be a weird one for me. I was getting spooked out. First week, it was the disappearance of Walt and the disappearance of Q. I didn't know we were gonna do it tonight.
Starting point is 00:02:24 I was actually gonna to before you texted and said, hey, are we going to do it on Wednesday or Friday? I was going to do another call and show, advice show. Yeah. I need it, man. I need something. I need some structure in my life, it's just something once a week for an hour. That's enough. You are, you are, um, what's the call when you are, like, not detoured, but, uh, detoured? Detoured, from the last call-in to an ill and the calls were early
Starting point is 00:02:57 weren't up to the, you were, I don't think they were up to your snuff in terms of the problems you were trying to solve weren't being. They weren't weird up to you. We talked about, we took some calls cue through Skype. It came up pretty well, I thought the sound and everything. But yeah, the problems, I wanted more like life and death type stuff. Yeah, that's always the problem. Like when we do it, we used to do a Q&A at the end of the 10 Loans live show, and the questions were never good.
Starting point is 00:03:28 It's so much that at the beginning of the show, I would start saying, at the end of the show, we're going to take questions. Please don't have the questions be about this, this, this, this, this. And invariably, every fucking question would be about the five things I asked them not to do. And then finally, and then I tried instituting a law that if somebody asks one of those
Starting point is 00:03:48 questions, the show is over. And a law. And then, and then sure enough, somebody would ask the questions and I would walk off stage and then three other guys would say on stage. And I'd be like, what's the fucking point of like laying down the like, so that that kills, that killed the Q and I. Yeah, that's like, you know, if you're a parent and you can you say to your child, if you don't clean up your room, I'm not
Starting point is 00:04:16 going to get your allowance. And then, you know, then the other parent doesn't follow you up on that. And the kid will never clean up his room. Right. So you got to really crack down on the other jokers. Well, what I did is I walked off stage and I never went back on. So they went off, they did like an additional 10 minutes without me, that'll happen like three times. Yeah. I was like, fuck them.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Fuck those guys. They broke the law. They broke the law. I don't know where we're in chaos. But who asked that question? Who asked the question that you're like, don't ask this question. They're fucking, the morons.
Starting point is 00:04:44 There's more uns at that. You know what I mean? It's fucking dope. Some of them might be listening. If they're listening. You're right. They might have been the person who they would ask that question.
Starting point is 00:04:55 You knew that it prompted you to walk up to the station. They should know they were dope. But, yes, they're full. It's their fucking fault. I didn't make them a dope. Yeah, it's your parent. You know, they're excited. They're at the show. They forgot about the law. We didn't make them a dope Yeah, it's your parent They're excited throughout the show. They forgot about the law. We're all there for a good time He delivered a lot at the beginning of the show. No, because that I was like alright. It's in it's Q&A time
Starting point is 00:05:15 Now everybody remember do not ask questions about this this this this and this and then the first question Ask it. You're like, oh, I'm fucking now. It's just a time cuz Q's out of here and then the first question. They ask you, you're like, oh, I'm fucking, now it's just eight times, because Q's outta here. You're not gonna leave me. So yeah, so it's tough to get the good questions on those. Yeah, so somebody did point out the 2099 cover thing
Starting point is 00:05:38 that so it now can't remember his name again, but they tweeted it, it looks really good. What is it? It looked really cool. A 2099 cover. Like a Spider-Man 2000. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think it was by the artist who did design the four color demons logo.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Yeah. He designed or drew something. I think it's him. The Cacharet brothers did a 2000. Oh, the four color demon. No, I don't think he did it. Somebody else did it. Based off that design.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Based off that design. No, it looks pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. The 2017 queue, right? That's when we'll start to see four color demons really start to Yeah, formulate. Well, I'll tell you what, Walt, there is it has its own life because every single live show I do, there are no less than 10 for for called demon members and the audience. Last show I was at these two guys they're a lot of the brachial law right they get that whatever they want a demon's brother
Starting point is 00:06:28 they don't fucking pay their loss the rebels yeah man it's it's uh... so like drugs and well stupid questions yeah exactly chain whips on one across the face and ask a fucking dumbass nerdy question uh yeah yeah it's it's kind of life of its own, man. It doesn't even need us at this point, but we are gonna get that website up and going eventually. 2017, that's a target by the end of 2017. Yeah, that's fine. That's a target.
Starting point is 00:06:56 That's a target. I did it. ETA, yeah. What are you worried about? How was your Thanksgiving? Well, we'll get through this first. Thanks given. Um, it was good You know, I had my mom and I had my mother-in-law So it was very very intimate. So in your wife and your two girls. Obviously. Yeah, right. Um, were there any other dudes?
Starting point is 00:07:21 There is just you know my mom's a boyfriend Joe. Oh Joe. Okay, and My brother-in-law Joe another Joe We we tell them apart. We call my mom's boyfriend Joey B Right and the other guys just Joe so your mom actually start kissing your brother We're leaving It was nice, you know, I watched a lot of football, a lot of really good football games yesterday. And, you know, I, I, I, was it at your house? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:51 So was it like that, that very, that very typical sort of Thanksgiving where all you, you manner watching football while the girls get the food ready? I was the only, I mean, this is not the disparage anybody any of the guys at the party in the show. Those two queers up there. I was really the only man watching the football game, I was, I was, I was, I would sneak, okay, not really being manly when you had a sneak upstairs when no one's watching a chunk of score. That counts as manly in your house.
Starting point is 00:08:25 You never hear a wall? Well, you know, I was just going to bath most of the stairs. I don't want anybody to flush its toilet. I don't want to mess with the... Shit's his pants. Oh, I thought it was an emergency. As you can see. Toilet paper.
Starting point is 00:08:44 I've been running from all the way upstairs to downstairs. Yeah, you got to make do when you want to check the score real quick. Especially when it's at the end of the game, you got to keep saying, I don't know if that turkey agreed to me and then you run upstairs. How did you bitches do that? I'm poisoned. First soul for now, too. Yeah. About yours.
Starting point is 00:09:11 I went to Pam and Edgers. Yeah, mom and dad. And because people may listen, may not realize that Pam and Edger is your father and your mother. Yeah, I should update people every once in a while because you have to do listeners all the time. Yeah, Pam and Edger got my mother and father and my sister and her boyfriend came. I niece and nephew, Autumn and is this a long term boyfriend or is this a new relationship? I guess like it two years. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Something like that. Something like that. Right. At one point, he comes, he likes to um he likes to give me Information I know somebody like that that has no value whatsoever Just stuff that like I know I know that any normal person would be like oh cool and just like Pretend it was meaningful, but like he comes up and he was like, hey check this out because he's like, I Don't know what you weren't to use other than scavenger, but because like a scavenger like again, like it
Starting point is 00:10:17 I'm like he just goes around and finds stuff and like will give it to people like he's given my mother three broken vacuum cleaners She's kind of complained about it. It's up to three now. Yeah, like holy shh Taking them Bish it's enough to hard to get him repaired or does he think they work? He knows it'll work because they're coming out of dumpsters So what is the one he said when he's so when he's ready to present like like a cat presenting a dead mouse Two and two two he leaves out on her doors What is the one he said when he's so when he's ready to present like a cat presenting a dead mouse Why the fuck how is he like they like I know those last two didn't work right but here's the third
Starting point is 00:10:57 Maybe you'll get one working vacuum It's on hard to get him fixed. Yes, and I blame her. I'm like then don't fucking take him if you don't want this shit. She has a working vacuum already She's like a one-backed. Yeah, three work. 75% of them don't work But he shows me a picture of a wood burning stove and He's like, it was a picture and he's like, yeah, I put it up on YouTube last night. He's like 30 views already And I'm like I don't know what to say I'm like, I don't know what to say. Like I honestly, I don't know what to say.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Like anything other than, oh cool. But wait a minute, wait a minute. I kind of had his one respond in that situation. Is it his or it burning stuff or just somebody he was somehow- What's the video on there? I want to go, I couldn't find it. I tried looking today because I wanted to troll.
Starting point is 00:11:44 I couldn't find it. I looked for a while too. So you don't even know if it's his wood burning stove? No, I think the video he took. It could be just a video he took. It's all like sort of like white noise and you hear like little select like, like you know when you hear like a static radio on certain words just come out, that's kind of the way it is.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I get a wood burning stuff. I've never once thought to like, you know, to, you know, take my phone and film it and then post it. Right. It's just not exciting. It's not. No, it's, it's, unless there's a bird in it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:21 I should have filmed that. Then it's Hitchcockian. And I, when Giddle came in, I really should have manned up like I was watching a football game ran upstairs and and film them just lower self-esteem down You're out of frame You're out of frame. Yeah, and then I had two cousins who I haven't seen in 30 years. They were the last time. No, now that these cousins from Pennsylvania, who was one of them, the one that was always
Starting point is 00:12:59 scared. Yeah, that was a different question. No, that was the different cousin. This these are cousins they were on like my mother's It's like my grandmother's sisters grandkids something like that. So 30 years in between senior I mean 30 years ago you would have been in your I was 18. Yeah 18 and they would have been One is like a couple years older than me and one is the same age. So yeah, one was like 21. So I mean, how so now they come see you as a much different playing field.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Right. They're just like, how could we ever compete with you? No, they didn't. They didn't seem to, they weren't too impressed with that. They didn't seem to know or care really, which was good, you know, but at the same time, it's like, you really don't have much to say. And it was just, not really, I mean, you know, just because like the one guy, like my one,
Starting point is 00:13:59 the one cousin, the guy, he's got his own salon, like a hairstylist. No, he gets pussy like Warren Beatty. No, he's just kidding. He's a gated. And my other, the other cousin went into, went into detail about, I guess she's like, she works for an energy company and she's talking all about how consumers can save per- Oh my god, I'm so much shit. It was it she married to, she had to get it down to the world. That was the dream killer.
Starting point is 00:14:36 And so at a certain point I was like, I was just bored. I was just bored so I told my, they don't know how they, like I was making jokes. They don't know what to, they don't know what to make of it. Like I said, they haven't seen you in a few years. They don't know if you're serious or not. So I said that, because Suzanne and Sage went, and I said that Suzanne didn't like the dessert
Starting point is 00:15:01 that my cousin made. I liked to sort of pass that on to her. I started a whole thing where like, then I let Suzanne find out and then my nephew Hunter he got in on it. So it became a whole thing about like, Suzanne's desperately trying to defend herself, and I'm like, why would I say it? I was like, look, it's, we just, let's be honest about, you know? And I mean, the things that should have like really let her know that I was just kidding her is.
Starting point is 00:15:34 It was the fact that you were speaking. Yeah. But it wasn't dismissing views on YouTube. She made an Apple Tart, and in all fairness, it looked weird. It looked like a pie crust where somebody cut like apples and Quarters and just sort of stuck them in there and put a little cinnamon on them But I guess it's some family recipe and I said that what a Suzanne's comments was like apple tart more like apple retard
Starting point is 00:15:57 But she thought she really said it It was awesome for like like maybe 20 minutes He was awesome for like like maybe 20 minutes What's the rest of the house? Is your father in acknowledging that this is even going on or is he? He comes in and he goes what's going on in here? And I was like she doesn't like melodies dessert and he just I'm not a pro-pri-er-spot. From his 50-year-old son. What was thinking that?
Starting point is 00:16:31 Was that what he was like shenanigans? I was thinking that. On the way home, I was thinking I was like cuckling to my stuff at my own cleverness. I'm like, am I too old to let do shit like that? But it was just, I don't know, I thought it was entertaining. It was fucking pretty funny. What about you, Kiel? How had you spent Thanksgiving? Did you get a jab?
Starting point is 00:16:50 Did you get a duplicate jab? No, I got the apple. I had a very odd Thanksgiving. That links kind of into the overkill thing tonight. Go right into overkill from your Thanksgiving story. Yeah, it really, you know, my Thanksgiving was pretty standard in terms of it? Yeah, it really, you know, my Thanksgiving was pretty standard in terms of it was just, it was just my family and me
Starting point is 00:17:10 at my parents' house, you know, deep in the walls of Pennsylvania where they were at. Now when you say it literally, is there like nobody else around? Or is it included? Yeah, it's pretty secluded. It's pretty secluded. Yeah, I've been there.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Yeah, it's pretty wudzy. Deep in the deep in the... Yeah, it's not likeluded. It's pretty secluded. I've been there. Yeah, it's pretty woodsy deep in the deep in the Yeah, it's not like that cabin in evil dead, but you know, it's it's pretty secluded. Where's a nearest neighbor? How far away? You could see him like in the in the winter like through the trees. You could see him like that. So it's but it's you know for us for us City dwelling folk This is about as country as you get for you yeah yeah um
Starting point is 00:17:50 when you're shaking your head at nothing but uh but uh... but uh... yeah why are you shaking your head but just city folk what are you shaking your head at though i just think it
Starting point is 00:18:02 i don't know i'd like to back off the shake i can take one thing back of my entire anything anyone would notice you're up in Pennsylvania well i mean a week's gonna be watching football didn't even have tv up there all my father and brother didn't even
Starting point is 00:18:20 converse in anything it was just they're watching football all the time they were able to watch it without having to hide the factor in watching. Not only were they not hiding it, my dad's kind of going deaf, so it's at the fucking highest point possible. So it's like we're two rooms over and we're like talking over the TV. And I'm just like, well this fucking guy low with his television. It's crazy. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:18:41 And you can tell when he gets up to leave because everybody else in the room lowers it. It's just insanely loud. So yeah. Why don't they wear like a hearing aid? Is that like, because Edgar has the same problem, he can't wear a hearing aid. We're here that well.
Starting point is 00:18:54 I saw that. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Wouldn't you? Like in order to hear better? Because it's not like it's like a giant like.
Starting point is 00:19:02 I said to my mother, I can't hold hearing aid anymore. I'm like, get him headphones to watch TV. It It's like this isn't saying this is no way to live and she's like this is how he watches TV all the time. Yeah, but in your privacy, you're on home and you can put the miracle you're in. I can understand if you're like you don't want to have it and you're walking around because you feel like it's what there was a notice it, but if you're in your own house, who cares? Whenever I talk to him, he I don't have to I'm not like hey pop You know what I mean like I talked to a regular levels and he understands. I don't know the fuck's going on with the TV
Starting point is 00:19:29 Oh, obviously you can read lips now. Yeah, maybe I but you can't read lips on TV. I don't know. I don't know I I I do know that That's what the caption is for Yeah, I don't mean to one up you but my one cousin the one who worked with the energy She brought her daughter who's like 26 who's death and mute from birth. Oh, shit. Yeah, she can't Evidently she can read lips. She hot. There's she can read lips There's evidently something in the deaf community where like she like I think it's got like a cochlea Inflator and yeah, and she doesn't want to wear it because it's like, yo, I'm straight up deaf and shit.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Like, really? Yeah. What do you mean, yeah? There's a, it's a big grip in the community of like, if you get that implant because it's messing with your brain, you're trying to deny your death. They're same thing in the prosthetic community. She's one of here. But there's prosthetic community, people who get like the hands, there's a prevalence of the hook
Starting point is 00:20:26 that are like getting that hand as hard as a heart. Nobody could just let other people just live. It's always got to be like my way of fuck you. Right. So much so that you're shamed until being like, well, I guess I'll wear this hook. Yeah, like you don't like, like in the black community,
Starting point is 00:20:39 if you kind of act like a black issue, that's an insult, so it's like that. Like you're that but you're, but in an instance, your dad just wants a TV at a unbearable volume for the rest of the family and you guys are complaining though well this it doesn't affect other people I guess when you have a hand versus a hook whereas like an entire holiday festival party is forced to scream over the fucking third and down like just to make a point down I and down. Oh my God. I like it.
Starting point is 00:21:05 I don't watch it. Third and down. You would have been with the Joe's. It was all nonsense. Like the most boring thing I've ever made. If you don't have money on football, I don't know how you still watch football. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:21:16 It's so boring. It's like 10 feet. Stop. Two minutes. Two more feet. Three more. Three more. Who watches three hours of guys just kicking a ball from one end to the field to the other and never a shot at all. This is constantly going.
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Starting point is 00:24:40 So okay, so we gonna go into this because I have something that Right into this into the overkill actually yeah really really disturbing I know normally that I'm like Thanks given overkill you come ill prepared usually I come not only ill prepared But I'm kind of skeptical but I have something dude and and I am swearing Upon anything that everything I'm about to tell you is true and I'm not quite sure how to handle it Like it's a something that's actually going on to the point where I call Brian to fucking talk through this today and he was actually kind of like saving for a
Starting point is 00:25:13 weekend. What could we make him swear upon that we have meaning meaning to this that he was not bullshit. What would you like me to do? What would you like me to do? I have a Bible in the core But I'm like checkbook It's the you nine All right, well all right. I'm my curiosity is definitely peaked so I have been having And I'm not gonna talk about what they are they're not not really crucial to the story, and it's kind of one of those things that I don't really talk about. But I've been having some personal issues lately that I've been trying to deal with that I've been wrestling with for a little while now, and Brian knows about them.
Starting point is 00:25:59 And I was driving up to my parent's house this week. And I am, now we start getting into this section of the country where there's nothing for stretches on these weird roads and whatnot. And then you start getting the like, knick knack shops and like run down. And teeks. Yeah, and teeks, but not really antiques, you know,
Starting point is 00:26:19 I mean, more like someone died and they just gave that whole house to a store to store. Now, you would be, an off topic anyway, slow to stand, you would be able to, to determine a fake antique versus a reliant. No, I don't mean, I mean, like, I mean, like, you won't do a store and it's all like, you must not like football. It's like Hummel, failure, isn't shit like,
Starting point is 00:26:39 he's antique. I wasn't a teakum, listen, I wasn't. This is a real tith-lead. I think, well, Dynasty. Listen, I wasn't. This is a real T.C. I think dynasty. You're all in Dynastie. So I'm driving. You're driving by the antique store. Well, it's like a barn.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Anyway, I passed this one place, and I listened. Something tells me you have to go back to that place that you just passed, right? So much so that I'm like, it's weird that the thought we even entered my head, it was like I thought in my head. Are you by yourself?
Starting point is 00:27:14 By myself. And I'm driving by myself, I guess I should have mentioned it. And I keep going a couple of miles and it's really like I'm almost getting anxiety that I didn't try back Fuck it. What am I gonna do? I see that I can go up and I can listen to my father's TV Well, I said or I can turn back around and see what's going on fourth and down. So now I turn around So I turn around and I go back to this fucking
Starting point is 00:27:43 Dishitty old building right I walk around and I go back to this fucking this shitty old building, right? And I walk inside and there is... Is this a store or is this a deserted building? No, it's a store, but it's like a fucked up store. And it's open on Thanksgiving? Yes. Oh. Yes. Is this shining shit?
Starting point is 00:27:58 This is getting weird, dude. I'm telling you, this gets fucking weird. Like what time? What time again? It's probably 10 in the morning. OK. So I go there and... This gets fucking weird like what time? It's probably 10 in the morning. Okay so I go there and Go there and I walk inside and it's just like fucking crazy stupid Nick Max and shit like that
Starting point is 00:28:20 But they're in this glass shelf in the back of it. There's it's just one of these places that have like different vendors. It's a flea market. It's an indoor flea market. Okay We have one of them. We have an antique place like that in red bank where there's different vendors. It's a flame market. So then, do it. Okay. We have one of them. We have an antique place like that in Redbank where there's different vendors in the building selling it. So they all have like different cases and like manufactured cases. His is all guy in the back. And he is sitting in front of a glass case. In the glass case is this fucking weird looking skull with like a copper face plane on it. And this candles around it and it's a
Starting point is 00:28:47 fucking I swear to God there's so many five dollar bills in this in this case. So of course I'm just like, well what is that? And he says to me and shows me a sign he says it's the skull of something called a Prussian kissing devil, the Prussian kissing devil. the Prussian kissing devil. And apparently what it was is a human skull or an animal. It's a human skull. Okay. So he says it's a real human skull.
Starting point is 00:29:11 He says that in Prussia, didn't really know the year he goes, there was this woman. Prussia now is Iraq, right? I fucking no clue that I haven't looked at this stuff. It's a Prussia. Yeah, it's a Prussia. Yeah, it's a Prussia now. Prussia was, I think it's like, it was like a combination of like four different countries like Germany, Russia. Oh, so we're talking like a, talking like when, uh, when Atlantis was around in probably,
Starting point is 00:29:36 right? Yeah. All right. This, this story doesn't even need any fucking embellishment to get so bizarre. Okay. So,, so he says, so the story is, he doesn't, he doesn't know, he's not giving me a lot of details. And you know what I mean? He's just hanging out there. He says that apparently this woman, because I'm just like, that's an awesome name, what the fuck is a Prussian devil?
Starting point is 00:29:56 Prussian kissing devil. The skull of the Prussian kissing devil. And he says that there was this woman in this village who was rumored to have slept with the devil Like she was one of those things where it's like the village was like she the reason they said that because she had a baby Who was fucking really fucked up looking when it was born not now the skull looks normal All right, the skull doesn't look out of whack But they said that this baby was so deformed that they basically, you know,
Starting point is 00:30:27 said this woman fucked the devil. They cast her out and they left the baby on the one's to die. Okay. Would you say it's like almost a cancer, was the lead story? Yeah, it sounds like the Jersey devil a little bit, but that was that, but Mrs. Leeds did not sleep with the devil. Okay. Don't fuck it. Sorry. Well, listen, so now this, um, this devil, the, so now he is later, the, the child survives, comes back to the village, is fucked up and is just like, I asked, why is it called the kissing devil? And apparently like he would go in there and he would, you would kill, he would like cause all sorts of mayhem and he would
Starting point is 00:31:01 kiss them. Like that was the thing. Like that was like his trade. Wait, what can we say mayhem it like he would you kill you kill kill raid all sorts of weird shit and then we'd leave like a bloody kiss on the on the body lips like bloody I don't know that I don't have a lip rinse like yeah that's that's that's right right perfect that's it and he said that they killed they they hunted him down and killed them right do they cut off his head And this is the skull of What they call the question kissing devil and they learned that if you give the thing five dollar well They said money, but I asked five dollars and it was like that's just what it became he says if you give it a gift of money
Starting point is 00:31:41 It will solve your problems it will it's basically like a voodoo thing. Right. So, what do I do? Give him five hours. Right? Whatever the long story. Go up to my parents house, blah, blah, blah. I find later than night as I'm lying in bed, I have a clarity wall to this problem that
Starting point is 00:32:01 I've been dealing with for quite a while that Fucking to me solve the problem like like I was able to to find the perspective and an angle on this issue that I've been having that I never had before and Goes a long way towards putting this thing to rest well was once so murky now became so crystal clear So crystal path just opened up out of nowhere inside that brain. That's right. So today, I go back to the shop. Okay. And the guy's not there. It's this younger guy.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Okay. And he tells me that the guy, and I said, I forget his name Walter or so much. I forget his name. I forget his name. And I asked, I said, hey, where's the guy? He said, that guy died yesterday after I fucking, after I gave the final kill.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Did not look ill. He looked fine to me. He said he was all better. He was all the, well, not all well, but he was like, you know, I'd say 70s. You know what I mean? Late six year early 70s. Now, aren't some of my, well, that's fucking weirdness. They could close it, so it's gonna still open up his little. I mean late six year early seven these Now on so my go
Starting point is 00:33:06 That's fucking weird Well, it's just one little glue. Well, that's what I said to the guy. It's exactly what I said to the guy and he says that I he goes Well, it's black Friday. They're not they're not guys They were open on Thanksgiving Dude they were open on Thanksgiving He's telling black Friday we can't have honor a fucking the guy who fucking own the kid. It was this fucking grandson It was this fucking grandson even I Would like if something happened like that. I mean we would have to close even a even on black Friday We would have closed like if get them had stroked out last night. Yeah, you wouldn't you would close today?
Starting point is 00:33:45 I was on black Friday But for what? I am not having a funeral today. Just at a risk. Okay. Okay The respect you don't see on a day-to-day basis He would show you a death But I finally can't appreciate it All right, so so the guy that's there so grandson's there. He says that they just can't they just did it They knew he wouldn't want them to not be there for that. So blah blah blah And he actually made a point very similar. We'll get him just said I was like well the week and the funeral is not today anyway
Starting point is 00:34:18 So now there's a sign Next to it says the sign on it next to it says Prussian kissing double blah blah blah not for sale firm it says on it So I said let me ask you something as like Can I buy that? Can I buy this girl The guy or it says no and I said all right. Well how how much is it come with the fight all our bills?
Starting point is 00:34:46 Long story short Walter for 650 dollars never heard him say that what Long story short no you never use the ER in the back of my name Walter Yeah, you don't like it. Yeah, I think I used it once you and you said don't like it I'm really are something's off. I thought there's a lot of you have never said you are my name I'm fucking free down as I can remember now because in my head in that moment Tell me to turn around to the car in it finding this fucking skull in it Giving you the fight off the grandson know who you were no
Starting point is 00:35:20 grandson finally I got to 650 dollars and he says I'll sell it to you That's a good pick up you got it. I just came I came from the store here. Let's see it. Okay first Comes a stand that it was on We'll put up some accompanying pictures Taking pictures. Yeah, yeah, these is that it was on this stand in this store. Can I just feel that? It looks like it looks like it's iron like something you would copper. I'm telling you, it's stored out of right? Look what I have right now. What's that called? An ore? I have earned. I have fucking goose bumps dude. I'm telling you this thing is unbelievable. An anvil, that's what it looks like. But it's not
Starting point is 00:36:00 as heavy like an anvil. It's kind of hollow. It's like a fake anvil. You're gonna fucking... Dude. Alright, dismissing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this, which is a real human skull. That's not a human skull. Oh, you don't think so? Get in there and look. Get that nose. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:36:29 This is the copper plate that I was talking about. Yeah, this is the, I guess, it looked like they dipped it in copper or put copper over it and this, they put some sort of shellac on the head. But the designs and the writing are really weird. They're carved in and in laid. Can we sculpt it?
Starting point is 00:36:41 Yeah, just, yeah, of course I'll be. But get it, look at it. You're gonna see it's a skull. I had the same questions dude. It's it's a it's a like a copper mask Put on the front of a skull the skull has intricate carvings in it and Copper I mean copper in lays in the fucking bone Even get him isn't doubting bone. Even get him isn't doubting. He's a doubting. Look in the cuts. You'll see that it's a real skull. Why would that mean? Because you see like the bone, the map, you see what I am?
Starting point is 00:37:16 Yeah, it's like with a what's the font now towards the top of the but if you even the stuff that falls off a baby skull, no, that's the soft spot because it has a... If you look in there, it's because the skull has a hard... Like it's caught, you see the bone, like the... Dude. 650? $650, I just paid for that.
Starting point is 00:37:33 And it is, I am telling you all, this thing is... I don't even know what to say, like, the driving the call back to the place, the fact that I gave the five dollars that it kinda helped my problem to avoid... And then you gave it, the driving the call back to the place, the fact that I gave the five dollars that it kind of helped my problem to. And then you gave the, the gave the followers that you specifically saved yourself. I want this skull to solve my problem. I did like a wishing well.
Starting point is 00:37:56 How you jump it into a wish and well, I gave the five dollars and I just concentrated on that issue. And and dude, I'm telling you. So who gets the five dollars now if I want to make one you? I don't know. I'm not thinking I wasn't thinking of monetizing it. Um, shit, get him. He must have a million things you don't want to ask it. Yeah. So the next three paychecks are dedicated to the oppression of the school. So that is the skull of the Prussian kissing devil. And you can't elude to what out giving away exactly
Starting point is 00:38:25 what the problem was like. It was like a, it was like a, was it physical? No, it was like an emotional, an emotional woman thing. Okay, it was sexual. Yeah, no, listen. Dude, I'm telling you this thing,
Starting point is 00:38:41 just a sexual, just a good, get a boner. I got a fucking fight on boner. It's a real human skull of this creature. You could tell like if you look real close, it's like that's what the bone looks like. Like it gets that poor ass sort of look to it. Yeah. And the guy,
Starting point is 00:39:01 Is it legal to sell human skulls? I don't know. Dude, I have i have no fucking clue i will take this though the the grandfather would never sell it would never sell it so the first book it's not even twenty four hours is it he's it he's not on this eartheness and there's some money mary and some sell in the the his most prized possession of the grandson of the reason why the grandfather died
Starting point is 00:39:23 mhm like ch the dinner something like that. I don't really get into it. I don't really want to get into it Yeah, that seemed like that seemed like a lot I Mean I he made it sound like it was a heart attack or something like that Which is in general it's legal it is legal to sell human skulls. Yeah, I won't have to be good Wow now And the weird thing is like where the copper mask comes to the to the skull. There's like all there's a ring of skulls around it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:56 I guess it's a state. It's just it's determined by state, but most states, Pennsylvania would imagine. What have to I don't think this is on the legal radar. This one. Yeah. So, dude, now here I am. First of all, I own a human skull, which is fucking crazy. Second of all, apparently it was of this fucking madman, deformed creature in Prussian and unknown time. Three, who carved the skull? Who put copper and lays on it? What do the symbols mean? Like, look at these fucking symbols. Well, that can be playing into my overkill today. So I may be able to help you with that.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Yeah. I've been solving symbols. Well, can't look at the code breaking when talking and shit. Yeah. Because if you look, they don't match this four symbols on the quarters of the skull and they don't match, they're all different symbols. So if you put them together, it could complete some sort of puzzle for color demons. Dude I feel like you're not taking this seriously. I gotta be honest with you. Yeah. I know how it feels. Look at that. Well I
Starting point is 00:40:59 have the evidence here. No, I have an evidence of a paper mache skull. It doesn't it has no weight. Well, even the It doesn't it has no weight Well, now the mask doesn't have any weight. Come on. It's you're gonna have to go against your boy. What do you think buddy? I mean it does have weight to it. I mean it's all no. That's a real that's a really good dude. That has no weight to it You got it. Well, it doesn't still have the brain in it. Yeah, I mean it is worthless then Sometimes worthless even when it has a brain in it. I mean, we have a while, this is the other thing, man, I'm telling you what I personally fucking experienced with this thing. This isn't, this isn't like third, fourth story. I'm telling you what I, what I, this is making me into a
Starting point is 00:41:42 believer of many weird things. And get him what's your feet, what's your thinking about this? What's your gut say? I like to I trust your gut I Would I wouldn't put it there are there's a known history of decorating skulls I want to say it's Tibetan possibly because I have been to a couple Don't you fucking say you've ever had a country no, I've been to a couple um don't you fuck a say you've ever had a country now I've been to a couple antique stores or telling I have been to a couple antique stores in New York searching for zippo lighters and come across like third and down
Starting point is 00:42:17 I don't doubt it you don't doubt it yeah but look look at the craft you see like the uh the bone structure and stuff like that. I'm telling you well you could bring it to like a professor of anthropology, but you could help you out with it. What? I'm a copper move like that. Well, are you doubting that metals copper? What do you get? It could be brass. It could be brass with a patina on it. What's that? Brat, a patina. Well, he didn't say it was copper. I said it That looks like copper to me. Oh, so you don't even know there's you can see some yellow streaks That's why I'm thinking it might be brass. Oh, it could be brat. Yeah, whatever met
Starting point is 00:42:52 I should just say metal that's I'm not saying that that wasn't like a Just for this a gold This is a this is a growth you said that this the king the pressure Kissing devil was full grown He just said he came back to the village later he grew he definitely grew i mean i don't even think i don't even think a skull this is the shape of a like a skull would be this kind of flat i would lay on it sure without that without the bottom jaw or
Starting point is 00:43:20 the lower mandible yeah isn't that the lower jaw right there that's it's um artistic license on the face part of it the copper part of it So you believe this I Well, you believe it's a skull. I believe it's a skull Yeah, I believe it's a real this is a real human skull from the time the dating back to when Prussia Existed they you're finding you find skulls in everywhere finding you find skulls in everywhere. Really? You fight over your house.
Starting point is 00:43:45 In your crawl space, in your trunks. I've had it, I've had it. You need to be born on their head. I've got a skull anywhere. In your entire life, now this fucking ass hole's going, you find skulls everywhere. Okay, now let's specify human skull. No.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Definitely not. You're still finding prehistoric skulls and caves in the such, so to think that a skull from a couple hundred years ago, that was a couple hundred years ago. Well, the K-1 Prussia 1701. So, yeah, I mean, it's about three hundred years. Yeah, a little bit less than the, like you could find civil war skulls or something. Yeah. It was just so we, it was a part of Germany.
Starting point is 00:44:27 That's the day it's Germany, Poland, Russia, Lithuania, Denmark, Belgium, the Czech Republic, and Switzerland. And I believe it was not uncommon for old fake teeth to be done from graveyards, or not graveyards from battle sites, they would harvest the teeth out of the skulls and reuse them in dentures. That's crazy. Yeah, what are you waiting on? We're pretty thick and...
Starting point is 00:44:49 I'm only a bright one. You, Brian, come on. What's up? Okay, so, Gatams, a believer. Right. I'm not going to weigh in yet. I want to hear what you think about this. He was, I'll say this much, man when when he called and he told me
Starting point is 00:45:07 about stopping by Seeing it given the five bucks and then when I talked to him this morning. It was like two different guys and Plus you have the you have the advantage of knowing what his problem was You know that you knew that you know that the dirty details of what was given him sleepless nights Right, so if I could have tolerated it? Was it, yeah, the man who solved all the problems last week. All the listers problems were solved like that. Got another job.
Starting point is 00:45:36 But was his problem a 9-1-1? I would say it was a 9-1-1. I would say... On the scale of one to ten, one on the not what would you put this case problem that the well for me. For me. For me. A little caveat. I mean, you could say any problem out loud, you father died. I could be like, I don't know, everybody's father died, but to you, that's a horrible thing. Well, I would think that's there's no one can poo poo. Someone's passing as not being a problem.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Well, it's the fucking grandfather who works. What do you think, Briar really, though? What was his problem? What was his problem? Do you believe that this is a first? Is it a real skull? I do think it's a real skull, yeah. Just by the the if you
Starting point is 00:46:25 look where the in-lays are and you see that you see that's on G yeah you're wearing this weird like abortionist infant flash magnifying. Can you see my goggle? Yes. Head of the fucking anthropology department. He's poo-pooing it? I don't know. He's pooping it. I don't know. Well, give also a thumbs up just in case it's real. Okay. So go ahead, continue. I do believe it's a real skull. You can see in the in-lays that spongy bone quality.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Where do you see spongy bone? I'm not seeing it. It's everywhere there's a cut. Stippling, if you will. Yeah. Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. that spongy bone quality. Where do you see spongy bone?
Starting point is 00:47:05 Not seeing it, it's everywhere there's a cut. The stippling, if you will. Yeah. Okay, so what is the indentions of the... You know, it seems like as they were carving with whatever they were carving, with it chipped off the bone. It didn't, you know, like using like a dremel
Starting point is 00:47:24 with a diamond tip where it gets like, does a precise cut. They were, you know, like carving away at it and some flaked off, dirt chipped off. Hand coughed, as we say. Right. And then they put the, somehow they, they dipped the front, the front part in copper and then probably reshaped it because obviously, I would think the hand hammered, they would hammered that out probably into the shape and then adorned attached it covered up the joining with this because it looks like pitch or something with this these skulls because these skulls aren't part of that we don't even know how fucking all this thing is that could have been a
Starting point is 00:47:57 repair done you know what I mean by somebody who just I'm who knows what someone has experienced with humans. I have no doubt it's a real human skull. That I get. I'm just struggling with my own experiences with this thing. I want to give it to your problem. To cue this problem was a 7.5 to 8, I would say. On the Richter scale? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:23 It's been, it's been, keep me, keep me me going 10 being the 911. Okay, so it was a stanchilla with plenty 911s with you. Take a look from this angle. Well, you know what, and in cues defense of this, he did say was it the form skulls where you're looking at Google some to form skulls, why are you looking up normal skulls? I'm looking at mirror. Oh shit. It's the red bank kissing devil. I don't know if you can see the ridge marks
Starting point is 00:48:58 from the skull plates right there. What, those lines? Yeah. They go all throughout the skulls. They're also in the design. If you look at the top, those ridge plates are in there. What does line? Yeah. They go all throughout the skull. There were also in the design, if you look at the top, those ridge plates are in there. I think we're glossing over history being made. This is the only time Walt has ever been a naysayer.
Starting point is 00:49:14 In the history of overkill. All right. So, all right. So, Brian, you say you, but as you're willing willing to go on that you're willing to say out loud this is a real human skull yes but you but you're not willing to say you think it's from pressure you know I don't know I know it's from could be could be ten years old it could be three hundred years old we don't know could be 10 years old, it could be 300 years old, we don't know. Could be.
Starting point is 00:49:47 You know, we need, can we get some, I know there's some listeners after who could do some like sampling on that. I would think, I would think an X-ray would be, would be a good start, because then you could see past this copper plate and see if it has the orbital structure. Can X-ray see through copper? Yeah. Metal, let's say, if it's not copper metal I Don't know what it smells like copper does it looks like copper to me smells like a penny yeah, I
Starting point is 00:50:11 Shame that I'm using it's in the choice not here because Troy could probably identify even skull I'm going to I'm going to a pile not apologize, but I'm gonna um oh Working out we're talking about but you need this you can't have everyone just to agree But you're right away that it's real but but you know what the smell is convincing me right that's what my hands smell like whenever hold And pennies too long Oh serious now it's now it's really got me convinced that it could be real But well, I mean the thing that gets me is like the guy was like give it a gift think you a problem And I gave it the final is and it just you Yours was solved within 12 hours. It in my mind. I
Starting point is 00:50:53 The tum was locked into place and I was in the five bucks. You can do it and then next week We'll see if your problem got solved I know you got a big problem. I know you got one Do it get them. Come on, I'll put the fuck off. You don't have to say this. And also, what are you holding on the pennies for too long? Is it when Sunday Jeffers are? It does. It's definitely copper. It smells like copper. Yeah, but see that looks like I don't know, maybe they raised it. It looks like they hold on. I
Starting point is 00:51:21 mean, cute. Put it back on its pedestal. How did they do? Where they like tucked under? when I started was just like It was on it. Yeah, it's just like like yeah now tell him how you did it So he does it the right way basically what I mean what I did was kind of did it like not believing I've kind of did as like a large Already got this fucking good, but I just put it on my god There was a pile of fives in front of it. So if you put it there, yes, this chump fucking We should tuck it in under like somewhere because now now don't I know what your problem is
Starting point is 00:51:52 Don't fucking lie to the skull and not yes that problem, which we're thinking about okay. It's not about a car either We also I mean I don't know We also, I mean, I don't know, does it always work within fucking 12 hours? I don't know what the process is. Well, we're gonna give it a week. Okay, yeah. Until the next time we meet for Tom's team, we'll do what's good.
Starting point is 00:52:12 Dude, I wanna figure this out just as much as you guys do. This thing, we could all agree, look, fuck it. We'll keep you from coming. Well, I guess I'm here. So, I guess me now. All right. So, I'm supposed to give it the five and then give it the five.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Where do you slip it? We'll use put it on the base there. Okay, then what was the next step? We're right in my wallet. Oh, I just didn't, I wasn't given instructions. I just thought of the problem while I gave it the gift. The gift. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Let's see what happens. Very good. Yep. Now I don't know the rules and you'll know if this problem is solved then. And this is just, his problem is not, I don't know what Q's problem was, but it involved the same thing. Oh yeah? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Okay. This is weird. It's weird how everybody's problems are usually involved. You know, females, yeah. Trust me, I should give this thing a $5,000 Come on kiss and devil come back to life Here's your ATM card to your devil Just swipe a credit card through it Just one of those one of those things those phone things now that they can put on phones to take credit
Starting point is 00:53:23 Put it right on the handful. It's crazy. Isn't it a weird looking artifact? Like no matter what. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a bizarre. It's bizarre.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Now, you are also a little concerned because you are dangerously coming close to Michael Jackson territory now. Now I owe a human remains. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know. You are becoming that weirdo. Yeah, but he just wanted to buy the body of a specific person.
Starting point is 00:53:54 You're not using like, you don't care if it's a specific or surgical drugs to fall asleep, are you? Not surgical, though. No, not surgical. You're drinking a gallon of beer. You're drinking natty ice, a gallon of it. But it does have like a weird balls on the back of it. I think it's your it looks it looks very creepy. It's a different orientation. Now are you even in the copper? Like you've been on the cheeks
Starting point is 00:54:22 there's little designs. There's a lot of changes. Now what are your plans? What are the future plans for the kissing devil? Well, this is why I'm really freaked out today because I don't know. Can we leave it in the case you're taking it home? We know why I was going to take it home. Okay. I was going to take it home.
Starting point is 00:54:36 People would love to come in and you can make a lot more money if it's here. Well, I can't think of it as a, I can't. Why the fuck an old man did? No, I don't know what to do. I'm going to have them died. Yeah, a. I know. I don't know what to do. He died. Yeah, a good long life. He only had problems either.
Starting point is 00:54:49 It's weird because like all the designs are slightly off. You know what I mean? It's like you're telling you what to display this in your home. I don't know what to do. Like I'm kind of still freaking out. Like this is all very new to me. You know what I mean? All right.
Starting point is 00:55:02 So you're taking it home with you today or me? I'm taking it home. I'm going to see what I can do. I'm going to see what happens. know, you know what I mean? All right, so you're taking it home, are you tonight? I'm taking it home. I'm gonna see what I can do. I'm gonna see what happens. I don't know what to do. I'm just could be like the hope diamond, no, Q. I'm an uncharted territory here, Walt. I kind of wish I was sold to track because I know people
Starting point is 00:55:16 who had the digital X-ray machine. They could do the X-ray right here. Got the first $5.00, you know what I mean? I don't look at his making five. I don't know what to do with the money. You can give it back to me. Well, then I'm not sure it'll work then. I don't look at his making five. I don't know what to do with the money. You can give it back to me. Well then I'm not sure it'll work then. I don't give a fuck. You should take it and just like when you wherever you set it up if his problem doesn't resolve my next week you give it back to me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:42 His problem doesn't resolve by next week. You give it back to me. Okay. I would keep it just resolved. Could be. Assault. Well, what do you want to take the gift away from the kissing depression? Kissing. It usually doesn't happen. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Right. What about the book? Get them now. We want some sort of truthful resolution. Are you willing to tell that on the air? Whether it's whether right now. Yes. Nice.
Starting point is 00:56:03 Okay. All right. For the for the for the it's for the good of. Yeah. No, it's whether right now. Yes. Nice. Okay. All right. I'm for the for the for the it's for the good of yeah. No, it's us I've been all about your welfare. You know it. I would never steer you wrong. Yeah. I look out for you constantly. Yes you do And that's that's that's not sarcastic either I don't know. This one looks Chinese. You know what this one is.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Like I've never had an experience like this. Really? And you haven't wanted Zippo? Oh, yeah, it's right. I don't want to get the one. That's right. It's on the table with your dreams. Yeah, but that was, you know,
Starting point is 00:56:36 that was bullshit. That was kind of whatever it was. This is real. Yeah, no, this one's real. Last time I tried to do this, shit. I bumped my game. Now you got a problem. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:56:56 I should have admitted about my wrist. No. You should have did it about female problems. I did, I did. That's what the skull is all about, because that's what it did. It would go into the village And it would handle female And kissing them well if it solves the female problem if it doesn't solve the female problem
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Starting point is 00:58:52 That's I got to know, I guess they're online. MVMT watches, mother Victor,, Thomas watches.com slash TESD. Join the movement. Speaking of the, are we revealing the that it's Gidams hand on the? Well, I think anybody who listens knows it is Gidams hand. Anyone who's listened, yeah. If you haven't listened to the Christmas special, how dare you, you should go and get it right now. I'm bang, but t-e-s-d-x-m-s. I'm not. Um, 499 for four hours and two minutes. That's only a buck and a quarter an hour. That's cheap, man.
Starting point is 00:59:34 A pure Christmas entertainment. And the sex toology, all six, 20 bucks. Come on. I need to make my five bucks back. I just wasted it on a fucking... We got to sell at least one more. But yeah, you were saying that, um, books back I just wasted it on a fucking we got to sell these one more but yeah you're saying that people somebody recommended that you smash his his lump
Starting point is 00:59:51 with a book and that's not take care of it well yeah they call it the Bible thumbper it used to get this they said and what they would do is they would take a big thick heavy book like the Bible and smash it smash the bump and they would break apart inside now I thought I Don't know we got some pretty heavy books here, but I don't want any of the books getting damage all all stuff We sell at J&Bobs is C10 mint right I have a giant a John Ramirez sign spider
Starting point is 01:00:19 Walking dead omnibus But I had but I got we got you got a- You don't have any comms or consolation pucks in the round? You can fuck it. Have that with- Just drop a whole pile of others in. Take ten of those together. Oh. But I have, I had a wrench in my car and I would do the job.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Yeah. Ranch book, whatever. You wouldn't let them smash it with a book just to- Some willing to let me take a whack at that That thing literally Yeah, so what are your plans for it then have you have you you've had almost two weeks now since we recorded and Do you believe that it's a gang to line? The pictures I've seen yes, it seems to so the why so why don't you just let us on air?
Starting point is 01:01:04 Take a whack at that because I've never read anything about it Not being painful or painless or anything like that. Yeah, I'm not gonna like I'll just take a couple What's a fucking fourth and down Well, you got to take care of it at some point. Yeah, I will Medically All right, so you got one, Brian, you want me to go? Are you done, you? You said yours ties into this. I'm done for now, buddy. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Can we take it off the table? It's freaking me out.
Starting point is 01:01:34 Is it freaking out? Yeah, I'm afraid it's gonna fall also. Yeah, it's not also on the greatest, uh, no, the pedestal. The pedestal isn't that secure. No. Pedestal altar? What would you call it? I don't know. I don't know You know, I thought you should let somebody sent me a their name isn't here, but it's Blade Runner's systems
Starting point is 01:01:57 Blade Runner's systems.com sent me a sweet fucking butterfly Now I will tell you something I was I was Holding it gave it to son. They Jeff That guy was swinging it around like he's done her for this whole life So I really wonder what's going on with him That he knows how to swing around a ball of song and I asked if I could cut it out. You're open your Your cystic lump and you said no. Yeah, this thing's sharp. It is I shaved some hair off my arm. Nice knife, man. Thank you to Remember sent this believe runner systems
Starting point is 01:02:32 But yeah, okay, you said that not only those yours tie into this, but get them's presence was necessary for you to Well now now that we have we now we have at the table no skeptics. Not today. No more. At maybe ever. Yeah. Well, if you believe this, then you can't, you can't hold anything.
Starting point is 01:02:57 I'm very confused about this. I'm it. I'm very confused about this. Yeah, there's no, there's, I don't want to ever want to hear you fucking come at me and get for something that being ridiculous or... Definitely nothing supernatural related. Give you that. Tom Travon related maybe.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Come on. But I am very unsettled right now. I can't remember if you were a believer in the Illuminati before today. Oh Acquisition of the fucking kiss and bandit Now he's now he's diminishing The Prussian kiss and demons fucking lore Believe in the Illuminati are you a skeptic? Oh, no, I think that I could buy that I think it was a reptilian elite I didn't buy into, but the, I think the Illuminati could
Starting point is 01:03:48 exist. Or an Illuminati-like group could exist, yeah. And I think they're doing a great job. Well, I think, well, I don't think I want to let you guys know that I have been officially contacted by the Luminati. Really? What was that? What was that?
Starting point is 01:04:08 What was that? What was that? Have they contacted? You're Persian bitch. Russian. Russian. All I'm doing is reporting on what happened. What was that?
Starting point is 01:04:19 Nothing. I mean, the first right out of the gate, you're chocolate. Let me see what you got. All right, so I'm thrown off. What was that? Nothing. I mean, the first right out of the gate, you're chocolate. Let me see what you got. All right, so I'm throwing off. That came to me, well, came to us actually, because it says, Secret Stash, Attention TSD. Look at how it's handwritten, too. So all of us.
Starting point is 01:04:37 To an October, but I think it was for me personally. It's a white envelope. It's a white envelope. But look at the hand. Look at the screen. Look at the textus. The return. You were supposed to reveal where it was postmarked from. Oh, we'll cut that out then.
Starting point is 01:04:51 OK. OK. No, you don't have to cut it out. The return address just says Beyonce and Jay Z. OK, so it's just a white no return address. A forever USA love stamp. And it says secret stash. This this is okay you look at the handwriting or you know the heart right off the bat it's it's striking right it's bold and it's like written by like somebody who's
Starting point is 01:05:15 authoritative and mysterious definitely mysterious right no return address no what's this that was in the envelope. What is this? Oh, you have to decode it. What is this? Can you take a picture of that so we can post that too?
Starting point is 01:05:32 Yeah. So it's something written in code with what looks like latitude and longitude on the bottom, get them? Yes. And a little dick. A little mega symbol. Yes. Right? Let's see the North or South, I can't remember. Did you type in these coordinates? Get them. Yes, and a little a little dick to no mega symbol. Yes Right Let's see the north or south. I can't remember did you type in these coordinates? Yes, what comes up? Well me me him get them
Starting point is 01:05:54 were We Attempted to solve this puzzle It's okay. We didn't know what it was before it looks like the right the letter appears to be written in What I'm not saying this is what it is But like you know how in Star Wars when they go to a computer and there's some language you can't tell I initially thought it was click on possibly Cardassian Okay, Cardassian
Starting point is 01:06:15 Cardassian Okay, explain it to the explain it to him Cardassian is for the only person, yes Yeah, I got that You know it is sure It does not match any knowing Okay Sci-fi font. Okay. So the and it's hand written. Yes. And look at the handwriting on that.
Starting point is 01:06:31 That looks like it's printed. It's like, that's not a, it looks like a print like a like a, like a Xerox. Well, no, I mean, but that's hand written, brother. Right. That's what I mean. But it's so neat that it looks like some way. You can see that they did it in pencil first and then did the the writing over it so they really want that make sure this was clear time was put into this so you you guys are able to read the oh yeah oh they sent you the could they broke the code we fucking broke the code yeah did you yes okay now I believe it looks like
Starting point is 01:07:02 there it's just words that aren't completed right? Yes Let go ahead. Let me say. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, that's coughing, but I believe this was the for the the illuminati made an attempt now It's not like that. I tried that too Q was putting it up to the glass. Yes, like it was possibly DaVinciish I'm not mocking. I'm trying to work on it. I already have to work on it, I already got it to code it right here But I want to see if I get to code it Yeah, good luck Yeah, it took him in, get him
Starting point is 01:07:32 You just fucking spent $650 on a piece of fucking junk and I already put code Oh, no, you mess just What are you high? You want some medical grade anesthesia? Well, it's Michael Jackson fucking You want some medical grade anesthesia? What was Michael Jackson fucking? There we go. What was it that he was on?
Starting point is 01:07:52 That he was getting you. Profit all? Pretty uh. Um, anyway, I believe this was the Illuminati's, okay. Was reaching out to me, and if I could solve the puzzle, that was the first step to be coming, you know,
Starting point is 01:08:07 to letting them know that I am worthy. Got it. I think that's good test. Well, I do want to read out loud. Yes. What did the code message says? You want me to do it? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Do you want to just read the top part? Oh, okay. I snatches it away from you. I'll hand it to you. I'm in the Illuminati, not you. What are you ripping off? No, this is all bullshit that Gidom put on the bottom. Actually, let's just be honest with him, Gidom. You had to go outside. But I don't think that Gidom is going to
Starting point is 01:08:40 fault this for this. Because that just shows our level of wear with all and and our you know we had to go outside and find somebody who really knew about decoding puzzles and shit right so you went to where? I went to a group of people that I know it's a private close group so this is the car spine. A file so please. Gator masks what language is it and then the person from this unknown website that you on the dark man on group
Starting point is 01:09:07 Yes, what's up on the dark net. Yes, it's just a substitution Cypher the cypher What's that yeah? I assigned each symbol an arbitrary letter of the alphabet and used some sort of formula to cheat But I just want to I think this is just a test to see if we could break it. We did.
Starting point is 01:09:27 And now I think tonight, when they listen to it, whoever sent this listens to it, I believe now just we're opening up a real dialogue now. Okay. All right, so you want to say, because if they can't get passed this, there's no way.
Starting point is 01:09:40 There's no way I believe it. But again, I mean, I haven't told you this, but I don't think the invitation's for both of us. Okay, I'm good with that. I haven't at least, the way I belong in it. Right. Again, I mean, I haven't told you this, but I don't think the invitation is for both of us. Okay. I'm good with that. I haven't at least not even for me and QE. It looks aggressive. All right.
Starting point is 01:09:49 So here we go. We are Illuminati, Path 2 Enlightenment, Second Coming, and then there's some numbers. What's the numbers? Read the numbers. That could be important. I want you to read the whole thing 017 Conway 320 Twilight to the completion of the equinox We are many we are few we are chosen GPS coordinates are for Georgia guide stones Georgia guide stones
Starting point is 01:10:18 What are the Georgia guide stones? I mean? It's tough to explain you have to see them. It's a you've seen them. I've seen pictures of them It's a almost like a stone hedge type formation that appeared overnight and it gives directions 10 guidelines to in order though for the world to survive which includes calling the population It's written in multiple languages Which was erected in 1980 On granite So you guys think. The designer and meaning of the guy what they just appeared on this. Yes. Right. we are a luminary, anti-plastic enlightenment, sick second coming. Spelling correctly.
Starting point is 01:11:11 Yeah, I know. I don't have to be in the luminary, I don't even know that. It's a completion of the E.comast here or minute. So with this person who wrote it to you with this spell, shit. I don't know. We are many. We are. But that could just be the way that
Starting point is 01:11:25 might be the way they spell it in our dictionary. It's spalled incorrectly. According to my team codebreakers. Right. Oh, so you guys didn't break this. Your codebreakers broke it. I took. Yeah. Yeah. We couldn't break it. We needed to look outside our, uh, stuff to figure it out. But I sure you want to, I mean, this is your first step in becoming a luminon. Are you sure you want to reveal that? But I think it shows, I just want to be honest with them because they probably already know Redhead and solve it. They already know that I had to go outside my, oh right. Right.
Starting point is 01:11:56 Right. And my ability to like, okay, I can't do it, but I'll find someone else who could do it. Mm-hmm. Just shows what the lengths I'm willing to go. Right, you ask me to do that. Okay. Yeah, there's no one else. We found somebody and we got it done.
Starting point is 01:12:16 Yeah. That's all up to me. I hope that's all that needs to be done on this first test. And now they're going to the lines of communication are just going to open up. They'll send you a second. I mean, a second test or a second thing or maybe they'll maybe it'll be an invitation to join. And I got it beyond. I don't know if I'll be able to even podcast after that anymore. Uh-oh. That sucks.
Starting point is 01:12:39 We'll get him. You won't be the illuminati. Yes. You can take Walts place. Have you heard of this? The jacquita 3301 have heard of it right? Get them. Not that. Oh really? It's a name given to an enigmatic organization that on six occasions has posted a set of complex puzzles and alternate reality games, true crew code breakers. Yeah. Okay, yeah. These puzzles still haven't been solved, right? They said it's the most elaborate puzzle of the internet age and no one can solve it. Kind of like the, uh, what's his name, Zodiac?
Starting point is 01:13:10 Like back in the day, some of those letters they were never able to break the code. Well, what do you think, you? Well, the Georgia, I've been reading up on the Georgia field, so they're pretty fucking interesting. Uh, you know, this is, uh, did he didn't tell you how he, what the language is or... It's a simple substitution, Cypher. So you assign each symbol and arbitrary value and like you ever see the one that's in the newspaper, it's like this letter means long fallout sure that puzzle
Starting point is 01:13:47 It's the same thing, but you're substituting symbols for letters. So then you put in those you sign that it's almost the simplest type of code You could write Right. I think a simple would be direct substitute. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm here to tell the Loma. I am ready To do whatever needs to be done Whatever they or whatever they ask to take time and figure it out for yourself I'm here to tell the alumni, I'm ready to do whatever needs to be done. Whatever they, whatever they ask to take time and figure it out for yourself. I tried. I tried to figure it out. And I was like, you know what?
Starting point is 01:14:12 I can't do it, but you know what? That means you don't give up though. But, but you went to the guy with the highest, the allegedly highest IQ at the table. And he couldn't figure it out either. So whoever figured it out for you get them Is he a member? Well is the some secret society? I'm not telling you why the president surrounds himself with people that are Nolgeable about other things. He can't be he can't be an expert on everything. Mm-hmm. Right of course, right? So Chosen get them to be your expert
Starting point is 01:14:45 You're surrounding yourself will get him. Hey, man. I love you and you know what you know what he figured it Fuck it out. So who might have that but we both found a way to get it to To get it figured out to get it right. Tell them to get it. Get him figured out He didn't figure it out. Sure he fucking went to some he just On the dark net. And if I told me it wasn't allowed on to do that on the internet here. Go on the anonymous dark net. So it looks way more suspicious if somebody's.
Starting point is 01:15:15 So you don't believe it. I'm not saying I don't believe it. I believe that Ginnum was the one that got to the bottom. So you think that after hearing this, well, you know what? If you little money contacts me, I want them to see who the invitation was for. And now he's not part of TSD. I'm not. He's not?
Starting point is 01:15:30 No. Well, I don't think anyone is suggesting that the letter was for him. It was for me. It's well said. Sure. He's well said. He's woke now.
Starting point is 01:15:41 He's part of the aluminum. He wants it all for himself. I am not part of the Illuminati yet right I hope hopefully after they after the whoever's organized whatever organization sent this the door has been unlocked now it has to open and he has to walk through it right and I have I walk through it now now I have to see if I'm welcomed and then I got this letter, Brian. Another one. And this one was fucking addressed to me.
Starting point is 01:16:09 All right, all we were saying was the other one was. No, no, no. Okay, dear B. Walter von Flanagan. Baron von Flanagan. Okay, yeah, long trading international. We have been contracted by a client to facilitate the shipping handling and documentation of several international packages
Starting point is 01:16:29 being sent to your address. Our company prides itself on the privacy. We offer our customers so we cannot divulge any information about the sender of these packages. We assure you, however, that all customer packages are properly cleared before shipping and do not allow the transport of hazardous materials. All right, and they're based in Canada.
Starting point is 01:16:48 So you're going to be, yeah, I was going to say like you're going to get anthrax or something. Okay. Now that letter, that letter came with this. That letter came with this letter that you're about to read to the listeners. Okay. I won't give the ladies a name at the end. Why? If you want me to. I don't give the ladies a name at the end. Why? If you want me to.
Starting point is 01:17:06 I don't care. I am not a religious woman, but I feel I must unburden my soul that I have done no scientist would have pursued. What I have done no scientist would have pursued. I was blinded by political rhetoric and flattery and the freehand I was given to make history in my lab at
Starting point is 01:17:30 something seven, a relzic seven hubris. I am passing an awful weight on to you, even though I do not know you, I feel as if you need to know the truth. The subject was of your blood, even though I know you are very distant, I doubt if you even know them, but you are the only kin he now has on the surface, and he deserves to have his story story told Why do I think a prince from Nigeria? His name was redacted from the records I saw before they were all destroyed all I was able to find was you I'm getting the final effects in order and trying to figure out a safe way to get all this out of my country to you It's like Canada's fucking the ivory coast Be patient. I will tell you all I must I cannot die with this still weighing down my heart yours truly Dr. Anna
Starting point is 01:18:07 Zarkova This came with this yeah, so they've already shipped something to and they this was also in the envelope Okay, it's a picture of an old postcard With what looks like what would you say this is like some like Russian? like what would you say this is like some like Russian? Some sort of Russian language stamped on the back and a picture of people on what appears to be like a little like barrier. Well you got a hammer and sickle on the other side. What I do know what this is is that a relative of mine was experimented on and superhuman abilities were transferred to a relative of mine was experimented on and superhuman abilities were transferred to a relative of mine or something super, whether it's intelligence or... And these people believe, since you see the B in front of you, they believe you are a
Starting point is 01:18:55 baron and your last name is Von Flanagan. This is weird. This is weird. This is a weird picture. Yeah, it's very weird. What about the letter? It looks old too Yeah, it's about the type what about the type letter here. Yeah, it's very bizarre with no I feel like that is no deep I don't feel like this is an actual typewriter. I think this is a font on a computer. I don't know some of the letters Don't look even though yeah, but look at the back. It's not a strike, you know how like, type letters have like the strikes through it.
Starting point is 01:19:26 This doesn't have that. So that takes it away from me a little bit, that they didn't use an actual typewriter. Well, why would they, you have to use a typewriter in 2016? But that means then they made a choice to use a typewriter font to make a look a certain way. And if you care that much about it, I'd be more impressive if this was in Times New Roman.
Starting point is 01:19:47 Like, they're going for an effect here. If this is serious, why did they need to go for an effect? So you're saying that, like, because there are certain programs you can use that I'll make it look typewriter. Yeah, you just put typewriter font into a word. Right. But it's definitely not a typewriter. Does the name was redacted from the records. Somebody else, I don't, but, but look at the way that
Starting point is 01:20:09 Z is so close to the H though, right? That does look a little off. I believe that the A is higher than the, and see, like how the A, the capital A is higher than the, yeah, we're going to have to, or we're going to take pictures of all these documents and put them out there for the people. Uh, give them, could take pictures of it if you want. You can redact whatever you want before, uh... No, I'd like to believe happened here. Right.
Starting point is 01:20:33 Is that, um, I, through this person who was experimenting on, I was passed on to... Which, which you just made up in your head. You know, my superhuman cousin. I was passed on. Which you just made up in your head. You know my superhuman cousin. You just made that up. You're talking about. You just said that. You said what I believe is that. No, what I'd like to believe is what would make more sense to me and
Starting point is 01:20:58 solve a lot of the questions that I have. The only explanation is that this relative, this blood relative of mine was experimented on, gained either extraordinary mental prowess or physical prowess. Now that is that courses is through my blood too. A guy who doesn't have a tendon in his leg and can't figure out the simplest fucking code to get into the luminotic You're saying you've got physical prowess No, no, no, I'm saying well, I mean
Starting point is 01:21:35 It almost is broken down as me and may it may manifest itself when I need it the most Okay, you know me may not pop out until well the good thing is, we're gonna have... We're gonna have learning these things now. We're gonna have an answer soon. Why? Because she's getting all of this stuff in order and getting it to you because she wants you to tell us. It's been a while since that came. That's, I've had to have had that for at least a couple weeks
Starting point is 01:21:55 and no, this is... So November 8th, 2016. Yeah, so there hasn't been any follow-up to that. But why, why the two letters though? Did they come in the same envelope or now? Yeah. Same envelope. Well, this was in a envelope and then another envelope was inside that envelope. Why bother to send
Starting point is 01:22:13 two letters like that? Did you Google one treating international? I'm not I am not going to talk about that. Okay, but I'm sure you did it on the dark net if you did it at all. So what come on now now. Yeah, I'm saying I'm both at east. I'm both at what I brought to the table. Those are my two things for the overkill tonight. Right. Two things that I think really put a fucking exclamation point on everything that's been leading up to now. Yeah. Luminati is real. Yes. Luminati is interested in me. And I have and I have relatives that have superhuman abilities. We're ahead. Yeah, there's something he's going, but I feel like this one I can I can Actually, that's right. You've done it last yeah, bon flanagan bon bon bon What's my name again? I had two daughters. There's no chance that I would when the blood when I die the bloodline dies with me
Starting point is 01:23:23 Well, the name dies the bloodline doesn't die. That's right. die, the blood line dies with me. Well, the name dies, the blood line doesn't die. That's right. The name will die with me. The Baron is immortal, and this could be all about, this is all about. I feel like really, all I gotta do is sit back on this one and wait, because I think you're gonna be getting a packet full of information.
Starting point is 01:23:40 Well, I want, get him when I've asked you, why I've asked you all sort of be here tonight. Oh, okay. I'm saying I bring in an actual skull. I've mocked it. Some asshole mail's in a letter from nowhere and he's like, fuck it, somebody's superhuman now. I'm like, how is this right?
Starting point is 01:23:55 What the fuck man? What the fuck man? What the fuck is this? Where's the fucking justice? Where's the fucking justice? Right man. And so far out of the stories we've heard tonight, you know, which do you believe most likely? But what do you not believe about my story?
Starting point is 01:24:10 No, don't try not don't try to sway. I'm not I'm asking you Walter. What do you not believe about my story? What part don't you believe? Um, I don't know if it's not I don't believe, but I'm just a little I'm a little worried that it's not a real skull Okay, I was a little worried that it wasn't real copper, but the smell this convinced me it's copper, right. I'm a little worried that That you may be lying The receipt that you brought it today I don't believe that a fucking antique store was all that I'm stupid. I don't believe that it was that. I'll show you the receipt. The receipt that you brought it today? Well, yes, today it was black Friday, we know it was all.
Starting point is 01:24:51 Oh, okay. Uh, all right. We just monitor receipts pulling out. I'm off. Yes, there's not even a code. It was, it was a written in blood. I know, this isn't it. This is the right.
Starting point is 01:25:02 It's not encrypted. No, you're expected to be the old timey typewriter. That's not the right receipt, it's not the. I don't know. I don't want to. But get them. Which of the stories you've heard today? Barry Mines look up Rines to here. So far, which one is the most intriguing and the most likely to be true? Well, my skepticism aside, I think that I'm thinking that these are the most intriguing and the most likely to be true. Well, my skepticism aside, I think that I'm thinking
Starting point is 01:25:28 that these people saw this yokel that they thought that they could do and sold them a story about his grandfather dying and I'm gonna sell this skull to the first person who walks up. But he wasn't for sale. I went back to the next day. You know how many times we have people asking us if stuff we tell them is not for sale, is actually for sale?
Starting point is 01:25:49 You know what, when I get in the limon, I go look out for you. Thank you. I'm gonna make sure that you're taking care of. A good way or a bad way. No, no, a good way. Like, you know, like, you're gonna have to go if I get a shit on the floor.
Starting point is 01:26:02 You know what? I want you to say, I'm gonna make sure that like, I'm gonna make sure that like, like you're gonna have to go by you know what? I want you to say but I get in, I'm gonna make sure that like things start to go your way a little bit more. I'm not here for five or six years. I could have done a pre-aluminati. I have! I started the, I started, I gave him a job. It's true. Yeah I mean how much do you want this guy to do? Like he has to go and join the fucking luminadie
Starting point is 01:26:27 I'm gonna say this I I Don't want the fight. I'll you take it back. I won't work then you know, we don't know how works But you don't know if that's gonna fuck up. Well, if you I don't give a shit whether fuck him up He just called me a yogurt. I hope it fucks him up. I hope this a fucking, what is it, the Prussian kissing fucking down? Now you're fucking yourself up, though. Now I'm not fucking me up. I just can't. I just can't get a skull on the money.
Starting point is 01:26:50 No, no, no. I'm the skull fucking caretaker, man. So now I, on behalf of the skull, would you or insulting Refusia gift, and now you have to pay the price. The jet clamp, and what the fuck, I gave that five hours back.
Starting point is 01:27:01 And we're gonna have a jet clamp it. Yeah, he looked along, fucking hell, fucking happy. Nobody even gave him a shit enough to fucking get a barn of bones You didn't have I'm sure he take the fight hours back and now whatever happens to you is on you If you report back a negative boy, you're gonna be sorry you've insulted the skull Well, and can we can we at least didn't get without getting in the 30 details what it is? It doesn't matter. I don't give a shit the money's back the skulls rejected it. I hope it all goes south
Starting point is 01:27:32 Keep laughing keep laughing watch Because he thought mine was more believable than yours. Yeah, that's fucking being a fuck. No, he he specifically said He said he doesn't believe in the skull. So the so you don't you're saying you don't believe in it at all. Well, he believes in the scullers. He believes in the skull. You believe in maybe a real skull though. Yes.
Starting point is 01:27:55 Why? Okay. So that's not good enough for you. No, he has to both fucking believe in your fucking voodoo. Well, he did insult to me. He's like, he's like a mark. He's like, here comes a doop. That's chalk, I see in your shoulder. Let me explain something, buddy. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 01:28:12 You're right. I'm a yoke. I don't know what I'm talking about. We don't want you money. You are, you are the skull. He's saying, you are a band from the favors of the fucking Prussian Kizm Develskol. You're done. And I hope you suffer the fucking consequences. I will make sure if I get in that there will be no consequences. And that like what you really think that a fucking some piece of fucking ivory is more powerful than the Illuminati fucking people who
Starting point is 01:28:43 shaped the world. Keep going. Fuckin ivory is more powerful than Illinois fucking people who shape the world. Mm-hmm keep going Are those ivory is that ivory shaped into teeth because you know, so it would be more important to him So we have stuff for eyes still has to go so maybe he might win tonight If get him gets fucking hit by a car or something like that, then we'll know why why would all of a sudden now it's the hope diamond What are you talking about now you're just now you're really going against the fucking green? You have to see her to the skull My now you're turning into something that it never was like the monkey's paw. You don't deserve that fucking skull.
Starting point is 01:29:26 The fucking I do deserve it. I fucking pay for it. Now you're abused it. Now you try to be... I'm not abused it. I'm can't take it. I'm not gonna let you take it. That's what fucking Mary was crushed to you.
Starting point is 01:29:35 I'm not gonna let you take it. Take fucking money to be mocked. That's what got happened. You guys are in this style. I have to fucking live with it. He's looking at it too. Yeah, I'm fucking telling you, I was calling John Damping. The fucking thing not only called me, not only called me, it's all my problem and I am not saying to kill the toner
Starting point is 01:29:55 that comes into my possession, but it did happen. And now I'm not gonna sit here and let fucking get up Steve Dave Mockett. Take your money back and you live with the consequences. So you're not worried that it could kill you to find its new owner If it does it does what am I gonna do? On that shift walk came in with that skull right now. He'd be like he would not be able to Like is there a bone?
Starting point is 01:30:22 Fucking bitch Oh Look at the fucking bitchy. I'm not bitchy. That is a bitch right there That is be it's so bitchy. I'm not being a bitch So I fucking experience something something happens my friends are calling me live Hey About all that shit earlier before we started like you're on the phone fucking Google in shit. You're like, okay I got it all figured out and like what did they have to do with that skull? Nothing. What did that have to do with that skull really that? You're gonna show a bride like okay, I got it and then you're like and then you're gonna
Starting point is 01:30:55 Steel's the deal. Oh, this deals the deal. Yeah That's a do it that's what I do it tonight. You're like yeah, yeah, yeah, but not this I know I had to do it tonight, really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not this. And not on how to do it where it was being placed. Well, I don't give many of them. I don't even know if I can get them out of it. Why would that scone the modern day technology? Because I was looking up. It's a Bluetooth compatible.
Starting point is 01:31:17 Honestly, what I'll tell you, what I was looking up was to see if I can get it across if it's legal to have a New York. You know what? After you left that fucking guy if you left that guy today, they just put up another fucking party. It's all right up to you left. Open the floor. Not for sale.
Starting point is 01:31:35 Open the door and there's the old guy in the back, tap it away, a new one. I'm gonna throw yourself a magic April. I'm fucking saving yourself. I'm gonna throw it in 630 dollars. He's gonna hold onto his magic beans for the next cover kill. He's gonna fuck it. I won't show him, man. I'll keep his people holding myself.
Starting point is 01:31:52 Oh, hey, man. Tomorrow I'm gonna climb that fucking stock. I got myself some gold on eggs. Yeah, I'm gonna piss on you. From the clouds, I say. That ain't free, bitches. I'll open it, hit you in the head. Get him, you're gonna regret it though. Oh, I, I, I, he fucking is gonna regret it.
Starting point is 01:32:10 If, if, if, uh, whatever it is, your experience goes worse. If my life becomes worse, it goes, oh, shoot. Yeah. He's not fucking boils. Yeah. I talked to him now. That's true. He's fucking trucked as fucking bullow out.
Starting point is 01:32:21 I just, I, there's not the more that could go wrong for it. That's what you think. And now the alumni is looking out for him. True That's what you think nothing in the eyes look it out for him But he could have been riding off your five bucks and he turned that they turned that down All right, Brian wish what's your story? Uh mine was about the Titanic The Titanic Olympic connection you have an issue that you can try this out the skull, because I'm not giving you any chance anymore. Oh my God. It'll take his five dollars, but not once. I will take his five dollars.
Starting point is 01:32:53 You're not getting it. You're not getting it. You should have a couple things. The problem is narrowing your toe. But can you ask it something that can be solved within seven days, hopefully? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I think so, would you? What you tell us what it is or do you is that with that break the fucking rules QS or the I don't know The rules you're the caretaker now you make the rules. I would think that you can't
Starting point is 01:33:16 And goose Who knows Fourth and down No problem coming up with a title. I'm gonna put the money here. The chase are just creepy kids. I for the. All right. The fucking skull is back on the table. Get a spin it. All right, bro. The Anvil. Okay, so this is by this way to have to write itself by next Friday then within. Oh, hopefully.
Starting point is 01:33:48 I mean, there's no, I mean, like you said, we don't know if it's. Take it serious. Do me a favor. Because I'm telling you, I experienced something with that. Alright. Close your eyes. It's definitely a sign of taking it seriously. I'm thinking about it.
Starting point is 01:34:03 Look how he's cupping the skull. He's trying to hide the fucking maiden time one on seven. Alright. Brian's gonna put the five hours on the pedestal. It's there. Alright. Alright. Okay. Now I'll see within one week I'll tell you next next week. What it was. I'll write it down and I'll seal it in an on-per-vision. Oh, yeah, the Prussian The proof of a question fall update next week. Yes For anybody who's and thank you if it works out if it does work out. Yeah, we should we should open up the PayPal We can open the PayPal We want to have the PayPal and we take $5 a pop.
Starting point is 01:34:45 This isn't money making. And by the way, I think they would have to mail $5. And I don't think it would work. No, no, if you put a phone underneath it that gets the email about the phone dollars. I don't want to fucking figure out a way to make money off this thing. I think I got something on my hands.
Starting point is 01:34:57 Okay. But that's the first. That's the first. That's the first. That's the first series. I'll tell you what though. I don't think PayPal would work. I think they didn't have to mail $5 and All right, but to make sure maybe they better mail in 10 and address it to me
Starting point is 01:35:15 No TESD shit These lots two to three weeks for delivery. All the time, is it like day of the dead? That's what that whole thing is about, right? Well, offering up shit and praying to the spirits or is day of the dead for taking care of rites. It was a fun act. All right, Brian.
Starting point is 01:35:39 It's Titanic. So the Titanic, the question is, did the Titanic actually sink? Or was it part of an insurance scam? Oh, no, it's a con-purpose. Yes. You're not saying it didn't sink, that it was sailed to another part of the world. This is an interesting one. I know this one.
Starting point is 01:35:56 You're here, get it? Right. It's okay. So it takes off. Is that saying that he's not going to be on the surface? What's the point? I don't know. I don't know how to appear on TSD or what? No, no, he could always appear. He's alive. He got
Starting point is 01:36:09 a pure on TSD. Well, I wish that within seven days, get it would meet his fate. That's fucked up. That's what I asked the skull. Titanic was one of three Olympic class ocean liners built. The Olympic was launched a year before the Titanic, but it shared its more famous sister ships poor luck within months of its launch in 1911. It had two serious collisions and some have suggested that the damage to the Olympic was more serious than they admitted,
Starting point is 01:36:39 and it was a write-off. Repairs would be ruinily expensive, running into the millions of pounds, and they're saying that a white star, you know, the ocean liner company, and JP Morgan devised an insurance scam to try and salvage their investment, which would mean the Olympic, the theory goes, would be swapped with the Titanic and sunk in a staged accident. The Titanic now disguises the Olympic Olympic would then carry on in service. So the Titanic actually never sunk. It was a ship that was damaged twice in a unrelated
Starting point is 01:37:12 mission. The two ships were essentially identical. Say for minor differences, they were more side by side and tried. Doc, the swap would entail nothing more elaborate than swapping a few name plates and plaques. And this is evidence for port holes. Proponents of the swap theory pointed out disparities in the number of port holes on the ships, the Olympic had 16, the Titanic had 4G. So they're saying where the port holes change are just aesthetic changes. Wait, they're saying for a fact in pictures of what's supposed to be the Titanic is not the correct amount of portals?
Starting point is 01:37:49 Right. There's a photograph taken of the Titanic in Dryduck showed it had 14 port holes, but at the time of its doom to may end of voyage it now had 16, just like the Olympic. So was this evidence that the ships had been swapped or they had just added two extra port holes as part of an aesthetic change to the Titanic. Other evidence supports a switch. The windows on the Olympic were somewhat unevenly spaced but more evenly spaced on the Titanic. The damage to the Olympic after its collision with the hawk, which was a military ship, lent it to a noticeable and permanent two-degree list to port, the undamaged Titanic had no such list. However, one second class passenger who survived rethinking, the sinking, sorry, reported
Starting point is 01:38:34 that the Titanic did in fact list to port. Would you be able to tell that, get him a two-degree list? I know he could. Let's say he was fucking, he was doing the fucking Kate Winslet He's lying naked on the side of the fucking Throwing pen did not paint me like your fridge curcuda from like traveling now trying to fucking dismantle them. But what brought you believe that this is possible?
Starting point is 01:39:11 Look, man, I don't trust governments at all, ever, ever super rich people. It's not the government's on involveiness. Well, I'm saying I don't trust the government and I don't trust super rich people who, I think, hold sway over governments. There was a nationwide coal strike during the launch of the Titanic. This had led to... Well, that's true, you do run the country on ship. And you are super rich.
Starting point is 01:39:32 You did stay at the Wildlife Safari Park in Florida. This led to thousands of firemen, boilers, doakers, and grease are short of work. Yet despite this, the Titanic struggled to find crew with many men refusing to work on the ship at any price. So, wait, you're saying they were on strike and they couldn't find people to work? Yeah, they're saying that even though they were saying that they were short of work because of the coal strike, but these guys wouldn't work on it anyway. Yeah, well, scabs usually aren't treated
Starting point is 01:39:59 that well. Scabs. Yes, people go against the strike. I know. I'll... it that well. Scabs. Yes, people go against the strike. I know. Alc. I remember he had a felt. Remember the fucking remember they had to brought the scab players in. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, forth down, fuck, forth and down, bitch. You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. What year was that? I thought that was movie the replacements. Maybe I'm gonna get a confused. I don't get to give him confused. What?
Starting point is 01:40:23 I'm a movie. Was that the year that's... Was it a piano reading? Stad drop a lock played on the team. You don't remember the year that the NFL actually brought in fucking like street players in? I remember, I don't remember the exact year, but I do remember it happening. 87. Was it?
Starting point is 01:40:40 For four games, like, you could've lost that at all times. How were those games games were some of the worst yeah wall ever like played and but it was but for four games there was a whole bunch of players who who live in a dream like I can't believe I am fucking wearing the Dallas Cowboys they're officially in the roster for all time now all kind of side, you should look into optioning the story of this. I guess you'd have to look at it.
Starting point is 01:41:10 I wanted. Yeah. I can't wait to have it. It's an unbelievable. It's almost like that. What's that? That invincible movie with a hard work. So does that mean that they would have a team won the world
Starting point is 01:41:22 series? They would have gotten rings. World series. The world series rings. Superbow World Series, they would have gotten rings. The World Series. The World Series rings. Super Bowl. Right, the Super Bowl rings. No, well, what happened was the NFL played, I think it was two games with the regular players.
Starting point is 01:41:37 And then the NFL players thought they had more leverage if they on strike right during the season rather than the off season They're like well, well they'll have to definitely meet our demands because they're not going to right But the NFL is like if you strike we're gonna bring in scab replacements and And the players then believe it and sure enough they brought in scab replacements two weeks They had to find at every team the all 2018's or 30 whatever was back then had to find complete rosters from just fucking guys who Who didn't who were fucking selling hot dogs? Wow two weeks earlier? We're now fucking out on NFL fields wearing NFL uniforms playing football on fucking network TV
Starting point is 01:42:20 Mother and a football they don't crazy. They didn't even get like college players who were good? Yes, I'm sure there was a lot of college players. Like the vendors were. But that, that's okay. You know what? Put that pick skin down, pick up this pick skin. No, I'm assuming that 99% of the players were players who got cut, you know, in the last couple of years who had played college ball, but there plenty of players that had had just played high school ball.
Starting point is 01:42:48 Right. That's a easy story. Yeah that's pretty cool. Not not great for the ratings back then and a lot of people would not consider it great a great moment. I mean I think a lot of people would say it was one of the darkest moments. Right. So putting a product on the field that was so. So I'm saying. So it's a not modern modern day where every time you turn around some NFL guys kicking the shit out of his wife or girlfriend, it was when Hot Dog vendors were playing. I guess we could have made it a week and we enlisted somebody else to do Tom Stevens. Like Mike and Ming were the scams. I was just putting that on fucking teeth.
Starting point is 01:43:25 Mike being Rob Bruce, some waitress from us or Taco. All right, back to the Titanic. Okay, so rumours were circulating amongst the workers that the ships have been swapped as part of an insurance scam and it was going to be sunk and they think they didn't want to have any part of that. You know, they don't like they knew people might die in this sinking. Last minute cancellations, JP Morgan, who owned the White Star Parents Company, was due to travel, but canceled his trip. Industrialist. Now JP Morgan was a female.
Starting point is 01:44:02 No, you're not on the gong show. Yeah. People are going to one of the richest guys who ever lived the banker in front of you. Is that his life though? No. No, I don't think so. Titanic sunk in the fucking early 1900s. The gong show was in the 70s. She was old. Yeah, she was not old, but she was a Titanic survivor. Yeah, but she would, but he would have married a lot young No, let's I'll check in see if the JP Morgan of the gun show is in your relationship
Starting point is 01:44:34 I bet you she maybe I'm gonna be awesome if this is your relation to Okay, well, she's she spells her name differently J.A.Y.E. Okay, well she's, she spells her name differently. J-A-Y-E, P-Morgan. She was born in 1931. Let's see. Did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, Wait, what's the IA files? What's it? 1931. And the 10th time, I was checking like 1912, 1911. Yeah, somewhere around there. So she was, so she wouldn't have been born for another 20 years. Well, you're saying that maybe maybe she was, oh, she got, wait a second, Walt. Wait a second.
Starting point is 01:45:26 Hold on a second. She was born Mary Margaret Morgan uh... she got the nicknamed JP Morgan after the banker jay uh... j puremont Morgan uh... because she was the class treasurer at her high school the web there is a connection there are not directly related yeah web there is a connection they're not directly related i think there would be and i was right yeah okay uh... so
Starting point is 01:45:50 the other jp morgan the lesser known finance the love the whole like sometimes you just know people in a lot of this uh... he was he was seen perfectly well with his mistress in France, the David Titanic sunk. Industrialist Henry Clay Frick his wife and his wife, banker, Haris J. Harding and billionaire George Washington Vanderbilt all connected
Starting point is 01:46:17 to Morgan, canceled at the last minute. He gave him the heads up and so are you so again if you had to get if you had to put money on this brie are you are you going to come out now as a wonderful about the titanic
Starting point is 01:46:38 uh... i'm going to titanic right there the lack of media street the lack of like scrutiny. The tonal lack of like interest. Yeah, no one cares. I'm like, this is fucking crazy. Why won't people listen?
Starting point is 01:46:51 It says insurance games in maritime fraud were common at the time of the Titanic sinking because the lack of media scrutiny. You know how to go, it would be career suicide, to be like a 9-11-truth or like you definitely would cause you to be probably possibly be considered to be removed from compliment if you're like like the titanic or you're kind of safe like that's not the end of the bottom one yeah like just something keep talking about it yeah
Starting point is 01:47:16 but I'll be honest all here here's a fact you have to lay some holes in the chalkboard the yarns the yarns have to be more into JP Morgan on the gun show delay some hole. The yard. The yard. The yard. The yard. The yard. The yard.
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Starting point is 01:47:54 I'm gonna go with no conspiracy because like when they I went to that Titanic exhibit and you see all the shit And like all those plates with the Titanic stuff on it. Like they would have had to move everything, absolutely everything out of that one ship. And I believe James Cameron, Olympic, yeah, would never have made a movie if he had any inkling that it was a fake. Well, also like all that shit he did afterwards. Right, he did, he did JFK too,
Starting point is 01:48:19 and like he would have loved it out of control. No, that was all of his stone. Yeah. James Cameron, I think they're the same person. I've been told You got a phone call Look you know, I'll get what I will save getting for last. Yeah, I'll get him as one On this one I could see it so you again cold hard cash you gotta lay on one side. Well,
Starting point is 01:48:46 if I have the way to cash sound, I'll probably say no conspiracy because I think that's probably more likely, but I do think it's possible that it's it's a conspiracy. If if we had asked you this last week, pre- I would have said I would have said no well. No way Prussian the skull of the Prussian kissing devil. I didn't say anything I said the pre-Kissing skull. I said I just left out word kissing devil Prussian and devil My worldview is definitely changed a little bit in the past one or four hours. He's not being reduction World view now it's probably no my world how I view the world has changed all right get them now you've heard three stories tonight three three things brought to light that were once clouded in murky and the some one of which has
Starting point is 01:49:39 never been heard anywhere on the face of the earth probably other than a little shit hole in fucking Pennsylvania that barn yeah or in pressure. An intelligent person. And then we have many pressure on earth. The greatest shit holes in on earth. Pennsylvania. Yeah. After get away, he said we got to talk about the ongoing theft of material from the show.
Starting point is 01:50:04 It's fucking insane. Go ahead. Let's hear the way in on. Well, I am a little versed on the Titanic Olympic. Don't fucking don't be modest. You're fucking versed on everything and it's never middle. There's nothing you do that's a little bitch. Because I have a friend who is a proponent of that conspiracy theory.
Starting point is 01:50:21 You go big because you don't want to go home. It's too cluttered. It's fucking carcasses. It feels big because there's no idea a face of calories. I don't believe, I personally don't believe, Bryce, theory holds any water whatsoever because it would have easily been disproven by. You can just say they just swap name plates, but there was constructional
Starting point is 01:50:48 differences between the two ships. And it's easy to believe that back then they may have misidentified a photo and that's what people are using as identification or in the subsequent years he got mislabeled. What about all these super rich people canceling at the last minute? Well, you got, look at 9-11, you have a bunch of people who can miss their flights, who cancel their flights. It's a coincidence. If they were all going for the same party and one guy canceled, why the rest of we all are going to go? GP Morgan, say any sick and then he's seen with his mistress, cavorting about.
Starting point is 01:51:16 I have a days later. I might be like, I'm going to say I'm sick so I can come home with my mistress. Yeah. And you don't think you'll be happy with your mistress? What's up? You don't think you'll be happy with your mistress? What's up? You don't think you'd be happy with your mistress if you were convording around with her? Yeah, if you're more likely you're going to be happy.
Starting point is 01:51:32 Yeah. We're in France. And I'm with my mistress. And I'm convording. Yeah, after these three revelations, which one is the one to use convording? I just don on proof alone and facts I would have to say that I more prone to the I mean look at me like proof What proof?
Starting point is 01:51:54 What proof? Look at some fucking do some do's letter. Some do's letter. Texas males in a fucking letter. Where is Texas Dallas, Texas where JFK was murdered. So what the fuck does that have to do with anything? It's a letter. He did bring that up when I showed to him. That's the first thing he told us.
Starting point is 01:52:07 I told about to mention it. He was murdered. I said don't talk about that. It also says October 1st. You guys been sitting on this? It took us a while to figure it out. All right. Or to not figure it out as the case is.
Starting point is 01:52:17 What? Or to not figure it out. We told him out. We fucking got it figured out. Why are you trying to make it sound like we didn't figure it out? Just because we had to go outside of our expertise Just I think that's more I'm surprised given that much time. Get them wasn't able to break that code I'm surprised. I thought why he's always boasting about this high IQ
Starting point is 01:52:42 Evidence So what who cares what he says? I like evidence pointing to the God's shirt. Yeah, proof in fact, just like the titan. Languages of always been languages that have every single other fucking fact pointing to none. So this letter addressed to me, I'm not talking to the first. He thinks of he says it enough times it'll be true. What? It's the one you most is the most likely.
Starting point is 01:53:03 I think it has more provenance than the so you'll move on in physics you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on
Starting point is 01:53:12 you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on
Starting point is 01:53:20 you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on you'll move on And I'm clocked out. I'm clocked out. I'm clocked out. I'm clocked out. I'm clocked out. All right, one real quick.
Starting point is 01:53:32 You want to talk about people stealing? I've heard many occasions that one true three has been stolen by a few prominent shows. Jimmy Fallon, the today show or something Somebody told me on Twitter, but something so close to holes was stolen on a common Shit holes were stolen by Tosh. They even called shit holes Yeah, yeah, they did it in America though. I think they said shit hole towns He probably didn't have the fucking courage to go outside of America Because I think I get everybody wants to everybody wants to bash America
Starting point is 01:54:06 But if you had fucking the balls to bash India like we did right. I mean, you only say place to bash his New Zealand Right commercial or Sweden Has Sweden was part of pressure Not mocking that place throw some balls, Josh But so close to home. But again, though, and that was just another instance. And then a true TV show.
Starting point is 01:54:31 A true TV show, stealing fuel. Billy Eichner on the street. Did something with Seth Rogen? Are you aware of this? No. Billy Eichner went out on the street with Seth Rogen. And Seth Rogen had a big camera covering his face, like he was recording, and Billy Iconary goes up to people
Starting point is 01:54:50 and says, hey, did you hear Seth Rogen? And then gets their response. An initial response, the cold response. There's only one thing to do that's to get Timmy back in here and fucking make a man some of this. Well, I don't believe I am never going to go out on this kind of limb and say that he had anything to do with it, but I want him to come back in here and kind of apologize because he fucking really took a tone that was very dismissive.
Starting point is 01:55:16 You're right. Condescending. Condescending and kind of laughed at my face. You're right. And this fucking network that he fucking bows to is fucking. He's running shit that he fucking bows to Is running shit that he fucking stop Love to come back in and answer this Because I really was I believe
Starting point is 01:55:38 The coincidences totally well in reality was probably shot in way before I did but I don't appreciate the high horse mockery of like of mocking it and being like and and really being like You're an idiot and then it's showing up on the network that you know you got to tell them that you know what funny is Yeah, you're right you You had the battle for, to keep, I don't, the map behind you, right? You lost that, you lost that. Right. How about it's about Billy on the street next season is gonna have a fucking map behind them.
Starting point is 01:56:13 So, let's see. Let's see. Is he on that, that Eikner show? It's, he's not, he hasn't worked on that show, does it? To me, I don't think so, though. Right. Okay. He says, okay, somebody said, this is four days ago. I would call him now, but it's Friday. He's got that Jewish thing. What's the light? Saturday. No, it starts to sundown Friday. He can't go out and buy Friday. You can go to a horrible. That must be for it. Friday starts Friday night sundown. It starts Sunday. I guess somebody said something about it.
Starting point is 01:56:47 And to Simmy, yeah. And he said, oh, Walt and Tom Steve Dave, an example of funerals on Billy on the street. And then she added Simmy K. This is a tank top ant. He brought the hard-hitting questions. What the fuck? And Billy Eichner, he tweeted, I hit the street with Seth Rogan in disguise. He really wasn't a disguise though. Told people
Starting point is 01:57:12 Seth had just died and got the reactions. This is death Rogan. Simmy said, big difference between one segment and entire series premise. But still, maybe the idea has legs and he did spell legs with his evening, I thought big difference A hole. That's serious. You think that's that's the unspoken or the untweeted right there is like a asshole. Well you know what though I think I saw this online I thought it was pretty I liked it. TSD makes the world takes. Want that tattoo on some way. Okay.
Starting point is 01:57:54 What do they get out of it? How about a four color demons, medium Jersey with someone else's name on the big chambers on it. Well, well, it came first. I tried to get the sea off it didn't work. with someone else's name on it. They can't even put a patch over there. They could put a, they could put, yeah, it's cool. I forget what that's called, but they could put the, yeah, the little patch. What I'm going to have, actually, I'm going to see if I can get one made. This is TSD, but the first person that gets that tattoo somewhere on their body,
Starting point is 01:58:24 TSD makes the world takes is going to get this jersey. And what I also want to hope maybe semi will do, we know it would be a nice apology, another apology, but like you know, like a, a no live brand, get us some cash to do a pilot of, are you worse than Hitler? Okay. Right? Or you do a sizzle real for are you worse than Hitler? right? are you a sizzle real? for all your worst in Hitler? just to show that we can fucking pull off
Starting point is 01:58:50 alright you yeah you're the producers? well can we say all price of the producers? exact producers and we'll get we'll meet meet you and Brian and we get i don't think are you worse than Hitler is going to sell on on television i would say one true threes got a better shot but i would but are you worse than Hitler is going to sell on on television i would say one true threes got a better shot but i would you but are you worse but what now we're going up against the we can have Hitler in the time but what
Starting point is 01:59:12 work on the but the concept though are you worse than are you worse than Jared are you worse than some have been lot and are you the are you worse than the dude with the with the the top of the mopon ski skim just then it would be are you worse than that dot dot dot dot who's the oh well Um made off Yeah, I was made off and then finally are you worse than him to recall it? Are you the worst person?
Starting point is 01:59:33 Worst person on earth. That's it. I hope he gives it worst person on earth. You just gotta give us what how much is cost to do a sizzle real? I don't know. I don't push for something like that. Yeah, you could probably do it for ten. C.B. and that's why I want to know because you're just I don't know First for something like that. Yeah, you could probably do for ten C.V. That's why I want to just I don't know It's build sets and some of that. Oh, there's no sex. We just need the cameraman and the sound and Everything else I'm probably need 10 grand that what would this is real we shot? We'll be a couple bucks out of it. I get something out of it. Yeah, I'm out here. The fucking true TV stealin' all our shit, CBS is stealin' all our shit.
Starting point is 02:00:07 I don't see that. Wait a minute. Ooh. I get it. Um, get him. You want to read this? Sure. His my eyes are going.
Starting point is 02:00:18 He's sparing the map. So you should just have two of them. They can drop down. All right, we're talking about a butterwings today, aren't we? Yep. Okay. Butterwings down in Florida, right? I believe so.
Starting point is 02:00:33 It doesn't say here, but let's say Florida. Butterwings.com and specializes in personalized cookie gift boxes and frame cookie art pieces. Perfectly unique gifts for the hard to shop for a person in life. Each box is created around any theme or themes that you choose and includes a frimble illustration so they don't have to feel bad about eating their cookies and still have the ability to cherish the memories of the delicious gift so they can eat their cake and have it too, as it were. Did Butterwinks request someone who can barely speak with her? Um, Arthas and writers trying to grab the attention of pets or bodies and art of sally? They had their part from the rest.
Starting point is 02:01:25 And bring your characters to life with a framed piece of cookie art that is sure to attract loads of people to your table. A great staple for the walls of your studio. Have your characters immortalized in a medium that everyone will have to see to believe. Have you ever seen the cookies that this person does? They're amazing. Yeah, you have like, you made the same ones. Okay, those are great. Oh, look at that right now. They're great. They're amazing. They're perfect. They don you have like, you know, what he was okay. Yeah, those are great. Oh, look at them right now. They're great. They're amazing. They're perfect. They don't look like cookies. They look like art. This it was, but they're out. You know what? That should be the tagline. Yeah. They don't look like cookies. They look like art. They look like art. You can have that one
Starting point is 02:01:57 for free. Well, maybe throw some cookies away. You can have it for free, man. That skull has changed you. Dude, you think I'm fucking around. I'm not. I'm free man, that skull has changed you. Dude, you think I'm fucking around, I'm not, I'm telling you, this skull has changed everything. So anything you have that much passion for that you're like, I want to make this and sell it. Like I want to, yeah? Yeah, come and come. Well, I'll sell them Steve Dave Christmas special. Oh nice.
Starting point is 02:02:19 This is available on tstxmas.com. That's true. Tribues are in. Wanna hear some of those? Yeah, we do. Holy shit. Dislexia is literally the worst thing they've ever done. Please kill this abortion.
Starting point is 02:02:31 This is fucking... Crime Quinn. This game kills the entire momentum of the show. You know what? I've come up with it. Dislexia to be all honesty. Wasn't it attempt? Should be insane. No, it was was I'll be honest with everybody maybe he
Starting point is 02:02:48 means it in live and the pace of the show like he's playing this Lexi with it. I think so yeah. No I believe he's being honest that he didn't like it but I'll be let's be I'm gonna pull the curtain back a little bit. This Lexi was my attempt after um I got a lot of shit about maps and dinosaurs and and and I'll be honest I see a lot of emails about you guys too being stupid Not gonna that's just I'll put myself on the phone Don't sugar code or like butterwink sweat A lot of emails while I was away about like how dumb you guys are from what I don't know I guess that the episode you guys did and but anyway, but
Starting point is 02:03:36 It's a fucking episode when we say we don't know we're talking about I guess But this lecture was my attempt to kind of show off our intelligence okay and to show how How we could think again, you know, I don't want to get into a unilaterally laterally. We got it out of you It didn't do what I hoped it would do I didn't make us look good. It didn't make us look smart to make us look Intelligent it didn't make us look anyway, I guess, but confusing.
Starting point is 02:04:07 It didn't strengthen our case. So I come up with another new game cue that I've glad to remember this. Okay. Copyright TESD simminess. Yes. Let's talk about sure that we're ever where everybody's aware that this is ours, but it's called Impress in the Professor. Okay. Are you able to do TSD next week? Yeah, I'm building soon. Do you have a day that you could give me where like a firm night?
Starting point is 02:04:35 Yeah. Okay. Off camera or off mic will do that, but I'm gonna give you three, you guys, and I know you say you don't want to get them on the show anymore but can you come back? What? One time pass.
Starting point is 02:04:49 You get the pass for next week? I don't know, dude. Well listen to this concept for a time. I need them. I'm going to give you guys three subjects. I can give you the subjects tonight so you have a week to prepare or I can give them to eat cold. And I'm going then and these concepts are going to be I'm going to give you a time period
Starting point is 02:05:06 an exact point in time and then I'm going to inject something that didn't belong in that time oh all right and then you guys are going to have to then pontificate okay is that the right way I think so yeah and proper use. Yeah. To a professor that will be at the table, your theories on how that moment in time would have changed, and the knock on effect about how you believe today would be different. Why does, get them have to be here for this? I have three topics. Okay.
Starting point is 02:05:45 Three moments in time. And I think three, and plus he's the fuckest smartest guy at the table. He, I never get emails about him being stupid. No. No. Did you block my email? No, I'm a fucking account.
Starting point is 02:06:00 No, he gave me his password. But what do you think? Yeah, I'm in. Okay, so I have a real life professor who's going to come in and sit at the table. I've already got this squared away. He'll be super psyched when you find out who it is. He has doctorates. He has degrees. Is this someone we've seen before? Is this someone no? It's someone we've seen before. Oh, it was. And he will, and then he will. Nobody we've had on the show strikes me. Oh, that was professor, yeah, Ariel.
Starting point is 02:06:26 Yeah. What do you think? I could either call it impressing the preff, preff, or we call it twisted TSD timelines. I think impressing the preff is more marketable. Okay. Yeah. I think.
Starting point is 02:06:40 Do you guys want to do this next week? Yes. Do you want your subject matter? Do you want a week to work on it or would you rather just have it and then try and rather just have it? I can say wow that's winging it because dangerous it is dangerous, but like you can you can I mean it's one of the reasons That's a big advantage of a week to fucking do some work. But I don't think you can come up with a thesis. Do you want your, today I'll get him already, Brian. You know, here's now where you all want to fly by the seat of your pants.
Starting point is 02:07:10 Now, are you fucking flew by the seat of your pants with Get him on a shelf? Oh, no. Yeah, you fucked up, Royale. That went for you. Yeah, fuck him. Yeah, a male fraud. And by that I mean FedEx.
Starting point is 02:07:22 And not really fraud. I gave you fucking, I gave youEx, and not really fraud. I gave you a month to work on that, and I coped at a vacation like, you wanna fucking give me your some material. His delivery was like the eyes of the world were upon him. It was so stilted and like, like you seemed weirdly self-conscious. I was told it was just be like more
Starting point is 02:07:45 caressing um work or work or or a fucking elf addressing Santa and i i i'm gonna get emails about this do you want your do you want your topic now or do you would you have a weight like you uh i'm gonna wait like you, bro. I mean, to make it fair, I feel like I should wait, but I mean, if I want to fucking... Do you want to repress the prof? I guess so. I don't think I've ever impressed a teacher in my life. So yeah, maybe I'll take it ahead of time.
Starting point is 02:08:20 And then I'll maybe I'll get some emails about how smart I am. All right, all right, so you want to... I'll just press comp, pay stuff with a video. And the prof, who I'll get some emails about how smart I am. All right, all right. So you want to just copy the whole video with the search. And the prof, who I know is listening, which I'm really fucking, I really am happy and really makes me feel good that we have professors listening to the Tom Steve Dave. That to me means so much more than like,
Starting point is 02:08:38 all you other regular assholes. All you dummies. Which man you were counted amongst? Here's your top of my. The Civil War. What if the atomic bomb was introduced as a weapon during the Civil War? I'll take mine now too. No, no!
Starting point is 02:09:07 This sounds like fun. No, you're not getting it now. You're being punished. Put it out on the screen. I didn't think it was like that. What you think it was like? I thought you were literally like, this is a time frame, what do these objects don't belong in it.
Starting point is 02:09:23 I didn't realize it was the same. You thought Professor would be needed to come in and fucking judge that? Well, objects don't belong in it I didn't realize I could Professor would be needed to come in and fucking judge that well I don't know the game buddy so I'm supposed to fucking say how it is ahead you to you description of it was how something that doesn't belong in that era is there and then what effect it would have going on like a butterfly type of fact that yeah good choice of work yeah okay yeah, I think it'll be more fun that way, okay What if
Starting point is 02:09:50 Elvis's first appearance on Miltonborough it's a lot of it's all of them He doesn't sing rock and roll But he does hardcore rap All right Sunday Jeff Sunday Jeff's style. That's good. I got a month to take. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:10:10 Obviously he can't curse. What he introduces rap to the world. Okay. Better rock and roll. Got it. You want yours, him? Yeah, I guess so. Why, you're not going to fucking do the work anyway.
Starting point is 02:10:20 You want it? No, no. I mean, it's weird, because Elvis was accused of stealing his music from black musicians and in this alternate reality he still still had the t-s-d effect into kind of fucking make you guys like kind of knock you off you're allowed to heckle okay
Starting point is 02:10:38 that different any of the other i don't want to feel snotty and snooty like read a college right okay i want you guys to be able to like try to get them off their game by kind of like make it Like you know heckling and mocking their theory so make yourself look better if I'm late It's because I wasn't allowed to take the bridge. I haven't take the long way across the river. Alright, get him. Now Brian has Civil War.
Starting point is 02:11:06 Instead of the son of a farm being introduced into warfare during World War II, it's introduced to the Civil War. Hugh has the world witnesses, instead of the world witnessing the birth of Rock and Roll with Elvis, he introduces rap to the world witnessing the birth of rock and roll with Elvis, it's the world of rap. He introduces rap to the world. Okay. I like great butch and I cannot lie. You have the cotton gin is introduced during the Renaissance.
Starting point is 02:11:37 The Renaissance. Yes. Okay. All right. All right. And then we'll go impress in the proff. Renaissance in Italy or just world during the Renaissance period. Yes, okay What I look like a professor
Starting point is 02:11:55 Get an email now All right, so we'll try to do that next next week if our professor is free I know this professor, it seems like regardless. It's not free that next week at any point, you guys will have two weeks to work on a devil. I'm really strengthening your game, hopefully. And this is an instance where I want you guys to, I'm putting you in a position, I'm putting you in a spot like to really fuck
Starting point is 02:12:17 and shut up these assholes that are fucking slagging you. I'm on a basis. Okay, these intellectually lead us to think they're smarter than we are I see it constantly all walks so stupid How can how can I embarrass to listen to Tom Steve Dave he's so dumb And the stuff they say about your night How can you not know the odds today's good Compared to what they say about us
Starting point is 02:12:43 But these are chance for you to fucking really just slap them down and really show off. I'm like average intelligence. All right. And for this, I got to give him a one-time pass to come back on the show. Yes. Come on. And you can really fucking hack them. I hack all of them.
Starting point is 02:13:00 You think he's IQ smart. You think he's so fucking big and bad with this big IQ. All right. I guess. All right, right, anything else Brian for butter, wing? Uh, yeah, of course. If cookies aren't your thing, show your support by sporting a great butterwink's T-Shirt stickers or button or simply check out butterwinks on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or Pinterest. From the artist that brought you edible cookie metals to the bison teniel battle, proudly voiced Ho2 in a small fistful of dollars.
Starting point is 02:13:28 Catered favors for the Gidham wedding, event of the century, and has worked with TLCCBS and Vogue, you too can have your art and eat it too. I believe that she's on the something though with like if you're trying to make a presentation, let's say you're trying to sell a project to a comic publisher. You could lay out each panel, let's say you have a six panel page or five panel page, each panel should be done in a cookie form and you give it to the editor. You're like, you like this. It tastes good too. And then you just make an impression. They'll never forget the guy who's submitted in cookies. That's right now
Starting point is 02:14:05 Q question you let's say like someone was like trying to apply for a job on impractical jokers Yeah, and they presented their resume to you in cookie form with that make it impact on you. No First they wouldn't even get to you. Oh, I guess what do I look like? Get them? Yeah As always everything in the shop has free shipping and you can use the code TSD to get 10% off your order and you know I'm gonna take back that butterwinks t-shirt comment if we get another season on a comic book man I'm gonna wear it if it's a great shirt We have some on. I'm not sure
Starting point is 02:14:41 Not right now you fucking yep, yeah, it's true Yeah, so just go to butterwinks.com and they just look amazing. I Spray mine with like I don't want to get them on the show I don't want him on another episode of the fuck it's oh yeah, I don't like it. I like I don't dig it I don't like it. I want to go. I like him here. I like to have somebody you have brined in your camp Why can't I have somebody in mind? I? I'm in your camp All right, so he could be on overkills. I know that you should be on a regular episodes anymore
Starting point is 02:15:13 I'm looking at butterwink straight now is butterwink. She married What wakes us up? Get him Scott look at her What I'm gonna. Hey, you know what I think they said further any regular episodes of Tellum Steve did that kiddo's on I'm not on all right there you go okay oh he's back all right butterwinks yeah hey the first person who orders something from butterwinks I would wear that butterwinks shirt if we get another season if if they if butterwinks was to email me the first order she gets with a tst code I will send something maybe in the way of a piece of felt the very first person who orders off the
Starting point is 02:15:53 waterways and that's valuable that felt the eBay prices are crazy I'm I want to meet the deranged soul who buys a piece of felt for 400 bucks. That's fucking crazy. I was concerned that that person, or just bit it up that high, and has no intention of paying. Oh, you think? But the head to let listeners know one of the pieces of felt that came at the final case to someone who put it on eBay and get him one for me that it went for $400. So, but I don't know if that was, if that was completed or not, but you can get a
Starting point is 02:16:21 piece of that felt if you're the first person that orders from butterwinks. And the butterwinks will send me Your info and I'll send out the felt sweet order something from butterwinks Okay, now here are people who actually pay for ads She paid you made her pay at a very Very reduced rate. Okay. I just say she's done so much for us She's she's cool but her winks. I'm not just saying that because she's a cutie I'm gonna meet even large trying to date her now
Starting point is 02:16:53 You'd be a fucking Pamperton cookies brother. Yeah, she would never have me. She take one look She'd be like yeah, hello. You're gonna eat all my art. You're fucking Sad for cookies. You just set for the steaks. Okay. There are, she don't make no mistakes. Well, dating me would be the first.
Starting point is 02:17:14 Leaving me around her cookies would be the second. And then the third mistake was like, I know where I can make some money. I don't tell me, Dave. I don't make that fucking money back. So the words of your destruction The fire of their way Restores the blackest key Retard-party pile to death Why?
Starting point is 02:18:03 We are all just pieces of a game They play for the truthless We saw a blacknessy We're sailing, slaves make no one live For the sake of the tables shall break down We're the place of pleasure now We will place that in the world We will take back what it is
Starting point is 02:18:41 We're the face of glassy-dove They will claim that he'll be mine This year is kind of mine Feeling white, there's no much pressure And the world is worth forever Red to wall, there's one more ever Step to be counted, put it to one's edge This life can live a world of us This life can live a child of us Never try to...
Starting point is 02:19:45 We all know We are all, The pieces of the day, The blood of the Holy Spirit, The soul of prophecy! We are the flesh of the Holy Spirit, We are the flesh of the Holy Spirit, The blood of the Holy Spirit, We're the first of drunken down We will clear the evil ones We will take back one of the stars We're the first of drunken down
Starting point is 02:20:15 We will clear the evil ones Let's see this kind of life Really why There's no but passion And the world is worth forever That's all, be counted, put an end to one day's time Your freedom will be covered, and rise and rise the system Uffreda moub i kevai, Tevai se preisla sestam! Fai o tevai, Api o tevai,
Starting point is 02:21:00 Uffreda moub i kevai, Api o tevai, Api o tevai, The ocean, the water, the land, of your destruction The fire of the land, the slushed blackest night The body piles up, killed the free This has been the production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com. dot com

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