Tell Em Steve-Dave - #314: Impressing the Prof

Episode Date: December 4, 2016

The Prussian Kissing Skull dishes out cheers & jeers. The guys present their senior thesis to Professor 5. Music: We Scare Nightmares - I, Narcoleptic

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You had everything in your hand. I told you to go heavy on the Holocaust and you didn't eat, said one. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave and what a packed table I see here Q. Yeah. And we don't normally do this on Tell them Steve Dave but I need to issue a trigger warning. Uh oh. If you hate get them, you're about to be triggered. do this song tell them Steve Dave but I need to issue a trigger warning. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-uh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh- new game to replace and to shut up some of the critics of the old game. This one's going to be this one's going to be a dislexion. It's fertile for a lot of fun. Well, it's also

I think it's going to be a game that it may be the game changer for Tom Steve Dave in terms of getting something done, like a legitimately viable concept for a game show on television. Right. This is I will I will hoping that you'll just take this section when we play the game and just plop it on semi desk. Okay. Like like like a dog presenting, you know, like, Right.

Presenting. Presenting. It'd be like, you know, like, presenting, presenting, and be like, you know, fertilizers. I won't do my best. Walt said that Simmy's going to like it so much he would even watch it on Saturday. We also have an esteemed member of the academic community. We don't really normally have educated people on this show. I know, and it's nice to finally get one. We're rubbing elbows with the intellectual elite queue. Oh, look at him. He's got his fancy glasses on.

Walt, you went to college and then dropped out after a week could you have mono. I can't believe you remembered that. That's right. I got quote unquote, got mono, yes. I went for classes here and there mostly with Kevin so we could make fun of other people in the classroom. Q, you attempted? On and off. I don't know. How many years in total?

Well I know I have enough credits for a degree. Definitely a what's a what's a associate? Associate. But no nothing in the way of being close to a doctor or anything. Oh God no not even like what's above an associate? Bachelor's yeah, I think I have enough credits for batches, but it's so spread out that it's like it can never be focused into one thing And if there's one thing employers are looking for these days. They're like wait, you have an associate Down please, let's talk

Get them you've driven by colleges. I'm sure I've got about six years of college amongst four different colleges or at least lurked around in the bush Is that the most college? Everybody I don't even know Moon might be even he might have more and but Frank Frank number five is here professor five Wow what college? We're a graduate of? Oh, I have a couple of different degrees. Ooh, I have multiple degrees.

Multiple degrees. Multiple degrees. And everyone combined at the table. That's what I said last week, excuse me, Frank. But I didn't mean to, because I also got, I heard this over, to go over the course of the week. Don't dis listeners who may not be professors or, you know, because I said last week I like to hear that we're, you know, that we have super educated people like Frank Lissendell.

I only said that because it makes me... You wanted to get Frank five years, so you thought you'd burn them up? It makes me feel like we can't be as dumb as the emails that like the people are sending me that we're so dumb. We couldn't possibly be that dumb if a man who has multiple degrees listens. That's why I said that. Let's not take any of his other history to account purely based on academia. We remind listeners who Frank five is again, he's the person who very early on.

Very early on, left his family over Thanksgiving and drove what like seven hours to come and watch. Tell them Steve Dave from the court before like, before anything. before anybody was like Q. It was just a fireman Like he was he was at the queue that he is now like supernova The fire they got to put out But like you for you for Mrs. Frank. Yeah, we ever Mrs. Frank. Have we ever asked Mrs. Frank, excuse me if we thought of this, but have you ever answered? Mrs. Five.

Mrs. Five. What was your reaction when your husband came to you a day before Thanksgiving was like, dear, I'm gonna be skipping Thanksgiving this year and I'm gonna take a seven hour drive in the jersey to watch a podcast report. Assuming he cares enough about you to address you as dear. What was the reaction? I was fine with that. Did we ask this running? I think we did.

Yeah. I think you know the first episode you called her. I'm sorry. I was going to run the phone. You guys missed my answer. It wasn't my number. Oh. That's why she picked up. Has he missed any other thanks, give us after that? No, but I did kick him out of the house this year, the day before Thanksgiving. He got kicked out.

What did he do? He was just being fresh. Being fresh, a little grouchy. He was very grouchy. No. Like fresh, like, Usenian strapper. Grouchy. He was very grouchy. Where did you like, Usenian strapper. Grouchy.

It was very grouchy. Where did you go? I drove around. I looked at each other. How long were you kicked out for? What, six, seven hours? Drove around? Just six hours to the mall.

I just, I didn't need to be there. She told me to get out. That's not just really getting kicked out. I thought maybe you had to get like, get your own apartment or something. No, no, no, I would come here. Okay. He's living in a rooming house for a little while. Frank five is also the only active Frank currently, right?

Like Frank three shows up every week just on the wrong day. That's what he said. He keeps showing up like assuming that we're recording. Yeah. Why does it just ask us for recording? Because it's very difficult for me to tell him a firm date. He always asked like when are the guys coming down the record? I'd love to you know just come by and hang out but I'm always like I don't know. Fred I'm going to lose my Frank status.

Yeah probably the most active Frank out of everyone. He's definitely become the Frank of Frank's. And how did you know it was time to go back? It's hungry. Well, that she would let you in. Like, did you text him and say like, all right? No, I didn't want to. No, what do you count as fresh?

Well, he was just very grouchy. I was trying to cook in the kitchen, getting ready for the next day. And he was just, I don't know what was trying to cook in the kitchen, get ready for the next day and he was just Cran, I don't know what is problem. We haven't relatives over. No, we had to go to the relative's house to two different Two different houses. Oh, so you're like fuck that. I don't know. Yeah, shit Frank five. I do know I know we did To my aunt's house and I got swarmed by my

Does he ever break out his Frank V status? No, no, no. But even during Thanksgiving, everybody was eating at the table, and after I was done, I was done eating, I got up and I went in the other room by myself. He did. She said, you gotta come back in the other room, I said, why? She says, well, that's normal, and where everybody else is. Let me tell you something.

This Thanksgiving, everybody gathered around the table, I took all my stuff and I went outside, outside the house, because I built like a little fire and a fire ring, and I just sat there and ate by myself. And people look at you like, what the fuck, to which I say, I want to talk to you. Sounds great. You know? And nobody tried kicking me out for being fresh. His hand is weak Frank. I can't even imagine the look on your face if like if Suzanne was like, take your shit and go. It's just so funny. It should say that. It was an incident a couple of weeks ago where she's like screaming at me. She's like, leave, just leave and I'll watch you in this house. I just put down her. I was like,

are you what are you fucking? I'm gonna leave place that I pay for. So yeah, now I have never, yeah, that would be laughable, but it might be worth it though, right? Yeah, go out and do some stuff by yourself. I had an endless thanks to giving how to turn out did you have to talk to people? Why do you hate your relatives? I don't know if it's I hate I mean I see them all the time right so for me the holidays aren't that big of a deal the fact that I have to get dressed and oh you made him dress up nice. No just just put clothes on. And whose family is it yours or his? Oh we go to both families. Oh the whole family. Well one we go one family in the morning and one

in the afternoon. Wow what a thrill that must be two things going. Yeah. So yeah, thanks for being breakfast. Well it's like a lunch time. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, like thanks for being breakfast. Well, it's like a lunch time in that dinner. Yeah, she gets mad because what'll happen is we'll go to my aunt say at noon and then we're done it to a clock and then we go to her brother's house to eat and it's 2.30 and she wants me to eat a whole thing to give me meal again. It's like just eight an hour ago. All right, tell me that that would not be a problem. Yeah. It would be the interaction with other people. Why don't you split up? Why don't you go to one, you go to one?

That's not being a problem. That's a good idea. Did together every 365 days out of the year, what's the one day? These are special days you look back upon when you're sitting on that chair on the porch, and you're looking back. You know, and you're sitting there, you'll go. And you're wasted a lot of time.

You got your lap as six hours. You know, it hasn't been special. Who goes where? Because he goes to her family. No, he goes in his family. She goes to her husband and me back at night. I think the opposite of me, it will be better. You go to her family?

Yeah, I've heard about it. Your family. Oh, they don't want that. Yeah. Yeah. Now, it's funny. I think you cut loose a little bit. Do you enjoy the holidays? You're a social person. You like that. Yeah. Now, it's fun. Think you can't lose a little bit. Do you enjoy the holidays? You're a social, you're a social person. You like to, yeah. All right. Well, you know, you guys aren't perfectly matched right there.

Should have talked to us, but you got married, I guess. Yeah. We're learning how long have you been married? Sixteen years. Wow. I was telling, as telling the guy is a story when I first got here and it was the first year that we ever got married and we had Christmas at our house and Everybody had been at the house long enough. So I took out the vacuum cleaner and started vacuuming and Everybody was eating dessert while this was going on So I was vacuuming under the table and people were lifting up their feet and my wife's mother actually brought her into the kitchen and said What is he doing?

It's like, I don't know. We've just been married for four months. I can't get behind you on that one. That sounds rough, buddy. That'd be a tough one. Yeah. It's a slide pass to anyone. You're not just like, all right, let's go.

Come on. I could. You tried to be a little passive aggressive, didn't work. Yeah. How late was it? For what? For the... Like, what time was it where you're just like enough of these people At night. Yeah, it's when I started saying it Should have gotten like drunk and I Yeah, no, you should have got like drunk an abusive

You know what happens No talking. All right, so you're a professor. You have how many degrees now? Well, currently right now, I have four going for the doctorate right now. So you got to go out. Rings on all fingers, huh? You get a ring when you get a doctorate? I don't know if you can bring me to the world.

See? He's got a... You want for the thumb. He's going to run out. The last degree is a cochleic. But a doctor, you said that's what you're going for. That's what I'm going for now. It takes a little while to get one. So I just started working at the college.

I was there part time for about four years and I was full time now. This is my second year going in full time. Do you have that? What's the call when you get that when you get that certain status where I can't get ready? Ten years. Ten years. You have that yet? Not at the job that I met now. I headed at the job previously. I was a school teacher for just about 17 years. I worked in a public school for 17 years. You're pretty youthful looking for like these numbers you're throwing at us. What grade did you teach? I taught fifth grade for 10 years and then I taught sixth grade for seven.

Any hot students? At the college? No, the fifth is history. Because we don't want to give away Frank's, Frank five will just be known as Frank five. Yeah, I think so. Because he doesn't have tenure yet. Right. Yeah, I don't see any rings. Yeah.

All right, so you feel he's qualified to judge this game we got coming up? Well, I mean, he's definitely the only professor in TSD town, right? Uh, yeah, that's a good, that's a good bet, right? Pretty much. Yeah, I guess. All right. So before we get to that, we got to talk about this, uh, this Prussian kissing skull and how things have developed over the week. Yeah, we got very excited again into the skull now. I thought that was the plan.

Yeah, there's some news on the skull that I mean I'm glad that Frank Five is here because an educated man. I think is needed to sit at the table was right and if to get his Thoughts I I wouldn't even touch it. It takes a long time to sum it up the word thoughts because we haven't gone to college. What are your degrees and you never did say? Education. So I actually have four degrees in education. You know, I have an associate's and an applied science.

I have an associate's degree. I have a bachelor's degree in education. and I have a master's degree in literacy. And then the PhD we're looking at is educational administration. So it's like it could be like a dean, a crusty old dean trying to squash the fun of. Super qualified to be the professor and raid this game show today. Could you imagine being the Dean these days like the shit you got to deal with? They're like, I saw someone in a mini-sumbra room, Professor Five. Or no, it'd be Doctor Five at that point.

And you're gonna have to deal with that, man. Yeah. You're gonna have to be out there patroling the campus, making sure no one's appropriating anyone else's culture. That the, the, the low main is authentic. We try to use people are eating it. Well, it's snapback one day. Or is this the way the future is?

I know some rare. I hope I hope and purse this is just personal. I hope it snaps back someday. It's in my opinion, it's too much now. Right. It really is. Okay. Let's get off that top before people show off the show.

Right. Yeah. So the skull. So you look at it. Does this look like a real skull, do you? It does. It does, right? Yeah, it absolutely does.

Okay. It's the weight of it feels like it's a skull. I mean, you look at the cracks and you could see the spongy material. It does. It looks like a skull. Right. So you're your educated guesses is a real my educated guess is it's a real skull. That's from a guy with a degree in literacy. Yeah. But I know that shit's on the up. And then of science, though, do you put any weight in the claims that you made last week?

It's hard because I taught science at the elementary school. And scientifically, I would say no, but superstitious, I am superstitious. And I wouldn't be surprised. One foot in science, one foot and superstition. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't even touch it when it first came in. Right. And now, I don't know. You've touched it a couple times now.

Yeah. First. Has every doubt yet? Is that why you're touching it? I don't. Does he touch it a lot, Miss Fife? Have you ever caught him in the throes of self pleasure, Miss Fife? No. No. No. I'm sure it ain't. Have you ever caught him in the throes of self pleasure this five now?

Something a crazy you say it She just said that I answer okay Well, now last week right you you gave the skull five dollars and you you asked it to solve a dilemma. I did. Get them gave it $5. It was my $5 and it would and the skull rejected or actually cute. Well, I would. I didn't like the kind of shit. Yeah. Yeah, I will just just give you an update. The skull has a place of honor in my house. It's on a it's on a shelf by itself. I have a candle next to it. And the following the advice of several ants online,

I have put a ring of salt around it. They salt. What does the salt do? They were saying that that will keep... Slugged away? No. I mean, I get a little bit of it. You can be added to this on...

I don't know. Ashverse evil dead. They did the same thing. They put a circle of salt Okay, maybe that's what they got you from my It's sea salt okay, it was sea salt I don't see sugar sugar salt salt And I have house isn't best within sex

And I have houses and fest with insects. Also gave it a little shot, a little shot glass next to it. And I put some whiskey in it. This is Joe Boo. I don't know. Well, it goes, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Still bringing clarity. Right now we have a good relationship going. So I'm good, but I've been treating it with respect. I don't know how these guys have been and Ferry Brian now, would you know You don't is it against the rules to tell us what the problem you asked to be soft on or or would you even be able to? It's a two personal no, it's it's not personal. I don't know what I don't know You're the caretaker. Yeah, I don't know the rules. Do it. I don't know everything I know about this call

I I've told the last week. Do you want it before? Do you want it? Like I said, there was a game changer about this call that came in this week. Do you want to read and do you want Brian to tell what happened to him in the past seven days? Or would you rather here?

I've discovered about this call in the past seven days. So you've got research on the skull? I've got somebody who supplied me with research on the skull. I mean, I gotta know. I gotta know. Somebody knew about the skull? Someone emailed me. Fuck, man, I'm against so many emails.

I'm ready to fucking. You're mentioning that you're the fucking skull. I love people. Oh my God. And not only about the skull. But your dumb skull is cool. I'm trying to be I'm trying to be Nice, but if I get one more email telling me that someone's not gonna listen to the show anymore based on blank blank blank Right and get them

I'm just I'm just I'm just gonna you're gonna get back an nasty email. Oh really now But I don't know what you should do that because then people are gonna want an ass emails I think you should just not the nasty emails. I'm gonna send really okay And it's gonna be some people are you know because they are being and not And one hand they're being polite and being like you know, they're throwing in that that preface of like I love the show But right so then it's hard to be like, to be like, you know, just be cruel and dismissive. Right.

But I'm gonna have to start now. Unless it's about the skull. Okay. So what did they say about the skull? What did they say about the skull? First off, I got an email here that is, I mean, it's,'s it's it goes on and on and on Is it sign?

Why cuz he's constantly writing these well he used to write these emails until I called him out on it You want your pictures just some shit. I mean, it is highlights. I mean, you want to just hear a little bit of some of what somebody wrote into you. Well, right, okay, well, what's, yeah, cause I gotta know what's on the information we got here. Long time listener of TSD, never had a reason

to reach out to you guys before, but after listening to the last overkill, I had to write in, I'm worried that Q, I'm worried that the horse has left the barn already, but I figured if you guys aren't formed, it would be better. It's not giving my name away. I am of Prussian descent. We got a Prussian on our hands, you have voice.

How do you know if's your own question? How do you know if you're from, you have relatives from Prussia? Well, it's a region, right? I thought it was a fake land. No, it was a region before. It comprised of like a bunch of different countries. It was huge. Oh, okay.

So most likely everybody may be a descendant of from Prussia right? Well not everyone now just people in that specific I think you might know some of the Prussia what's that you might know somebody from Prussia who's who've got Prussian roads who's yeah like somewhere in their bloodline sure well the Germans was part of Prussia the Russians check the Savakians I think Sweden rather a couple more Transvania I believe I I believe our red was part of it. That's real too. Transvania, yeah.

It's real. Although it's part of something else now, right? It's not that strong. That Bramstroker made that up. Yep, nope. And I know something about the kissing devil. What do people think we're dumb? Tired of it.

Sick of it. I mean, I'm sick of the fucking emails. I'm really having a, and some of the, some long time listeners, some long time listeners got spanked and I hated to do it. Really? Yeah, but I just, too many emails, tell them, tell them what they want TSD to be.

You think over the years, they would've picked up that, that doesn't matter. I hated to do it, but, you know,, but and lose lose a long time listeners, but it had to be done. But anyway, back to the school. Yeah, I had a hill to get them. Single handily responsible. I know something about the kissing devil of Quinn somehow acquired the skull. And if it's a if Quinn somehow acquired the skull. And if, if Quinn

somehow acquired the skull, it disappeared some years back. Then it could be some trouble for anybody who comes into contact with it. Please understand, if my grandparents and people from that generation were still around, I would have to say, I'd have way more information for you than I have. I have heard the story of the kissing devil many times from my grandmother, but it's been years since the last telling. Unfortunately, these things that terrify the older generations just don't seem scary under a modern light.

And I think that might be two-hour. Which would not be, not hour, not just your, parallel. I never took my grandmother under stories as anything more than ghost stories, but she insisted that the kissing devil was real and that his skull was a powerful item, capable of help. And hurting. Oh! Here are the details I can recall. Some of the finer points might be lost, but I'm fairly positive. I know the broad strokes. Is this Chris?

This is one for both of the fucker. Look at him. He's a crazy person. Oh, he's a crazy person. He's a crazy man. I mean, I think he's in the heart-writers association the way he wrote a book about this Definitive answers yadda yadda Hundreds of years ago there was a film To

Yes, great. I shut up shut up. Where are they? Hundreds of years ago. There was a village in Prussia the exact location I do not know but my grandparents came from an area in What is now part of Poland? Is this was before the internet, he said, and this person writes, as this was before the internet, quote unquote, obviously. So it's kind of kind of... Did you write this front part?

It sounds like a thesis, right? Yeah. And because the story is so specific, I assume that she must have heard the story because it happened in that region, but that is an educated guess on my part. The Pr devil's name. Do you want to know the name? He's got a name was Wilheim

Von Hogwarts or Hogwarts Helm what a hogwash or probably just will hide Hogwarts Hogwarts Sounds like he was from his name like he fucking was in a school about witchcraft. This skull. His name was Wilheim. Wilhelm.

I didn't create. I want to pronounce. Do you want to, I mean, you want to take over reading this, right? Well, maybe Frank five should. Should, should, do you know anything about ancient languages, Frank five? No. Pick up where it says, where, where it said the name Wilheim. Or possibly just Wilheim Hogwarts.

He was born to a widow named Gobel Hogwarts, who was accused of consorting with the devil himself. The town considered her a sort of witch, but were too afraid to make a move against her. When Wilheim was born, he was massively deformed. grandmother never went deep into the exact nature of his deformities, but at times she had mentioned narrowed limbs, bleeding skin, horns, a sealed mouth that had to be cut open each morning, boils and the like. Again, whatever embellishments my grandmother made,

it was clear that the child was odd looking. Wilhelm was raised. Wait, is this Gidham or the... It's almost sky. I got to cut his mouth open every morning. First thing before we turn this the lock at his desk he comes over and I slice out a box of butter. It's like this thing.

Holy fuck. Yeah. I mean, this is like, it's like 14 pages. Yeah. This came in the middle of the night. You read the whole thing? Of course. How did you feel having read the whole thing?

I believe it is the amount, you know what really struck me about it, which really kind of made me rethink everything was the length of it How much there was in it how much information was you know, they could have just said I know a lot about it and Given me like they said broad strokes, but they did not want to give broad strokes. They want to give Hopefully detailed information. I mean they cut off his head. They put it on a spike. This is a game changer for me,

because I believe that now there may be something more to the skull than initially I thought. So, wait, is it put it on a spike when there be a hole in it then? Well, we don't know, because the bottom is, the bottom is covered. And that's fine. We're in the legend, placed the skull in various places through the years It was a reporter is brought it was a report

It was brought to Tibet at one point to be destroyed by monks, but they fit But they they failed disasterously brought it to Pennsylvania a shaman in India was Turned to copper when he attempted to crush it. I heard a rumor once who was buried for 20 years in a field in England. I heard that George Washington had in this possession. Doesn't he sound like he's a sea student in an English language course? That's where I I really that's where my ears Perked up in my eyes got wider and I was in a chill with them. I spotted a shiver Yeah, there's a lot of information here. The thing is Wilhelm von Hogwarts was a real guy who killed an a people He left for a lot of kiss prints a skull was considered a cursed item a great great Free powers

This is a lot of information. Holy shit. You should post it. I'm good. Wait wait. This is interesting. I didn't mention anything about the five dollars and first they attempted to kill him by hunting him like an animal. This is back when he was alive. Scores of men died and we eaten before it so he ate people, but they changed tactics. It soon became apparent that if a person, usually a woman, had left a gift of some sort for Wilhelm. Wilhelm? Wilhelm? Wilhelm in the woods, he would spare their family members his wrath.

Most of the time a gift was enough to buy Wilhelm's favor and shift his murder for revenge to someone who refused to pay tribute It went on for years this way this tiny village forced to give gifts to this deformed murderer living in the dark woods and could strike at any time Wow, I reply to the email. What did they get back to? No reply? I asked if this person would be interested in calling in or you know you if you know I don't know where they what part of the world they're in but even possibly sitting in. Let me just read one more piece to you professor before you pass judgment on this. Okay. Towards the wrap up here he's saying I say all this with the caveat I mean there's a lot of information The but the caveat that I have no way of knowing if that actually is a will helm von Hogwarts skull

um I I've never heard of the metal face mask on it and I'm not sure I've ever heard tell of any permanent decorations carved into the skull It was my impression that any binding or expulsion symbols on it would done in dying blood. So there's even a fucking reason for this shit now. It was my impression, no, however, there are hundreds of years of history of play here and literally anything could have been done to the skull as a pass from Ohnone. This is where it gets interesting. For me, I find this little gratifying. One thing that does intrigue, that does have me intrigued is the old shopkeeper who died. How did he even know about Wilhelm at all?

It's a very old local legend, one that isn't well known for various reasons. I can't imagine what benefit this man gained by using that specific slash obscure legend to display in his shop. I can't even figure out how he knew the story at all times unless maybe he says it actually is Wilhelm's skull and this man didn't truly understand what he had on his hands If this is Wilhelm skull it seems unlikely will I ever learn how it ended up in that shop? It might be helpful if Quinn went back and asked how long it wow. I mean, there's like five pages here minimum What is that? I'm gonna go on I am now ready to Say it's real really a full turn around 180 because I'm in for men

Yeah, I mean what what better aunt to take a word on the Jesus Christ It is kind of lumpy on one side of the other you see it right oh Man this motherfucker eight people, right? I'm periscoping right now. Oh shh. All right. I'm gonna take that and I'm gonna revive.

Do we still have the longing for the old tell-em-steve Dave blog that has been updated in five years since I rode the Fable? He even still owns a site we do because I because I have it on my on my bookmarks and everyone's involved look at it and I think it's uh I'm I'm saying the school looks fake get the fuck

it's tell them to S. D. Tell them S. D. Dot WordPress dot com. I'll forge an email for you for me. The email I will put up in its entirety on the blog And we'll let people wow. I didn't want it. I didn't want it. I mean, I got it a couple days ago But I didn't want to spoil it for you. I wanted to tell you on air Get your phone away from that mic. Wow on air Get your phone away from that mic. Wow All right, well what happened? Oh, he said you know, I don't know how I'm in the seven days since you

gave the skull five bucks and anything happened to you any kind of revelation or is it just business as usual? No, what I asked the skull for worked out. Really? Yes. Within, today would be the 7th day, right? Don't we record last Friday? Or Thursday, I don't know. Thursday?

No, like 7th, 7th. Thanks, Kevin, right? No, we were in the last Friday. We were in the last Friday. Oh, Friday, seven days. Right. So by Thursday, it had rectified itself. And not only that, but I've gotten a message from a girl, she remains that the skull has been sending her visions of she and I involved in animalistic passion. Really? Quaidous?

Very quick flashes, visions. I knew it. I've been getting those visions too. Have you? Have you had a sexual problem? We got to destroy that skull. Really? How you have you have sexual We got a destroy that's gone That throughout the day. Yeah, she she gets a weird vibe and then all of a sudden no matter what she's doing It's just a very quick Like she welcomes these visions. She's having more shame or she unhappy with the visions

We'll be attending her funeral I don't know she didn't say say if she was happier said about it. It was more of like matter effect. She's just a matter of fact. Like, oh yeah, I've been having visions too. Well, I mean, she wasn't like, oh, I'm so ecstatic. Like since I can't be with you in real life, this is the best thing. And she also wasn't like, I'm fashioning a news.

But what did you ask the skull though? I asked the skull to help me with a certain issue with transportation. I needed to get somewhere and I wasn't sure how I was going to do it and then it presented itself without any work on my part. I'm just trying so hard to believe this but you're telling me, you're telling me though that you it's just a skull. Yeah, I just think you have to skull how to get somewhere. I'm gonna start as a fucking map. Not like map quest. No, not to get somewhere. Or how to like, I what should I take a car? Should I take a plane? Should I take a train? I mean, how many forms of meditation are there? He sounds negative again. I just came, I come off that email, I'm like, yes, this could be real. Now you're just, now you're giving me the most mundane question.

Because I start, I asked, start now low. So like, the bar was low. I figured if that works, then I'll go higher and higher. And now I find out that this girl says that it's sending vibrations thousands of miles away. In the middle of the day day just all of a sudden she'll get struck if it feels like like you know that that uh what like before lightening's about to strike. Yeah she's like I think of a ghost. Yeah like a little tingling and then all of a sudden

boom a suit like a quick flash of me taking her like like Dracula would take one of the brugs. flash of me taking her like Dracula would take one of the drugs. Yeah, I mean, it's starting. That's a nice analogy. I like that. All right. I got you back. I'm not a hunter. I still don't understand though.

What was the, how do I go to, how do I get from point A to point B? Point A to point B was gonna be a problem. So you weren't asked for how to do it. You were just asking for a solution to present itself. No, right. For a solution to present itself, and the solution presented itself. You found a set of car keys.

No. Yeah, but if you were to ask for it, you're a fucking fan of it. It's guy. You're on fucking nice guy. You're on fucking Twitter talking about cheeseburgers. I thought. So you're, you're. I'm gonna ask you for something bigger this week.

And then next week I'll reveal what happened because this week is real big. Okay, so you're really said you're that. This is the reason why you were on the me finding a ride is nothing compared to what I got to ask him for now. Is this is this is with this be the reason why you weren't able to attend the um the boys night out last night? Yes. I'm gonna boys night out kill him. Wow. Big brie fucking I had to bow. You know why. I know why. It's pretty bad. It's

that yeah. It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. And if it has to be big and bad for you to miss boys night out, man Right, I'll never miss a night out with you and Sunday and get them. Well, Sunday didn't go. Oh, he didn't even go Yeah, so who went just you and get them Mike, man Rock and bro Mike was there I didn't I fell asleep Wait, was it in the restaurant when you were eating pizza with him or during the movie when the lights were down? I thought I was driving there. He's like another thing about...

Another thing about Green thing about green a good I want to remember is you know the person that played the mailman in the second season you know it was a one off shore but same for a tree I wish I get I wish I given the kissing dental skull five bucks to handle my transportation so what happened so what's the question that what's the problem I wish I'd given the kissing dental skull five-pasta. Handle my transportation. So what happened? So what's the question? What's the problem that you're gonna present

to the skull tonight? Or can you tell us or yet? I can't say ahead of time. I'll tell you next week. Oh, so you came and tell us why you missed the boys now? No. You told me I'll tell you tomorrow on the show you said. Yeah, I was going to,

but I think since I didn't tell anyone anyone prior the last time and it worked out I'm gonna give I'm gonna stick with what worked and that I'll tell you next week if it didn't work and I fucking smash the skull I'll say that shit dude dude there are girls fucking like getting zapped between their legs with electric bolts Yeah, right think it to me. I'll top of them He's a defiant Russian cannibal murderer You mess with them. Yeah, I would have mess with them

Is that what is that what did you even ask that did like was there a kind of like and also can you make this girl have visions of me? No, no this can't be. Traffic in her lungs and that's it. That was just an added gift from the skull. Yeah, like, can you make girls dream about me raping them as a pretty chance of that? Make it something like it? Yeah, they like, you know what,

the whole rape fantasy thing. It's not like, I mean, I don't want to get put in jail or anything. Skull, what you got to understand is like, look, you're're old you are you there's a whole PC climate going on right now Improx you can get away with that skull Yeah, I wish I was born when you were around If I was like the Prussian devil kissing doubles like cousin How sweet it would be

Right now, I mean the climate you don't even want to hear about it, skull. So you can say, without a doubt, you are pleased with the results over the course of the past seven days. Yes. Well, yes, the results with what I asked. Can we ask, can we ask him if he had any negative effects from dishing the skull over the course of the last 70s? Uh, not, I mean, I think the only real negative thing is I thought my gut was starting to flare back up,

but it went right back away. So nothing so far. All right. What about X? No, it's just still there. So I mean, so how can you say things are still great? Yeah. It's the status quo I'm still the figured Do you remember what you asked the skull to help with last week?

Yes, and did that change No, not really. I don't think all right Can you reveal tonight some sense Brian? It was kind of reveal can you give us any kind of vague, let's just as vague. The problem with his life is so bad. Like, what can this call do at this point? It's so funny. It works. It's like, it's a beat improvement. All right. Would you be able to tell us what you were what you were asking for?

I did it clear up or did it not clear up? I was looking for the same clarity that it bestowed upon Q. And it didn't do it. It did not. Didn't happen. Did not do it. Do you want to try again without making fun of it? Give it a five and see what happens. Well, I mean, you had to have it. You had to have a better week than brought you got to go out on the boys night out. I did go out on the boys night out. I got my double cheeseburger. They let me return some batteries that I install in my truck and brought batteries and he returned the batteries and got a full refund for them. Yeah, because it didn't work. No, they worked. It was a lot of it. I need a computer. I got that $163.

That's good. $267. What is the car batters? $267. Okay. He returned dead batteries for you know for brand new ones. Right. That's pretty good. Wait, you tricked them. No, no, no, no, they were they were installed But they're not allowed to give you refund if they had been installed But the guy could just looked at him lift it up the castle said yeah, just give them the money Are you sure it wasn't he just looked at you and Thank you Look man, I'm telling it's been working for me so far. I do think I'm gonna take you up on your idea of housing it in the stash.

Oh really? Yeah, cause two of the cats. Oh I'll make a spot for it right there. Yeah. Can we try to get me a whiskey? No, I put this all around it. Here's a thing, two of the cats are fine, but the youngest cat is fucking, is freaked out by it.

She won't go near it. She she hissed I would I like I said I will treat it with the same level of Care and respect that you have because that email. Yeah, I said is That makes me think that there could be something more to it and and if Brian's willing to go a Man of reason is willing to go a man of reason, he's willing to say he's a little worried too, then who am I to poo it? All right, I will say this.

Somebody did what I asked them not to do, and meld in five dollars, give to the scope guys. I feel very uncomfortable taking ants' monies to give to the scope. So, so. You may feel that way, but in essence, I am now, I'm going to be housing the skull. I'm going to loose the rules about setting money in. You're the missing skull control.

If you have to, I'm not going to say no, but I'm not saying, I don't think it's a good idea either, but if they come in, don't you have a responsibility though, who now put them? I'm going to do it. This is what they wanted. We'll put it in. We'll put it in the glass case. We'll put the $5 underneath it and that's where the financial stay. Okay. And we'll hear back from now. We'll be the rules regarding what they want to ask it. We don't know the rules. Do we just write after so many days or money? No, with the request they send in. Oh, I don't know. What was the request on the paper there?

I don't want to say. I don't want to say. I don't know if that's an appropriate thing. So I'm going to give it to the skull. There we go. And then I don't know what to do with it now though. We'll put it in the case. Yeah. Alright. So in the case of the five bucks. Okay.

Yeah. And with the luminonty letters. Alright. Oh yeah. I've seen some tweets about the mystery box. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that too. And that's that that just shows you the how small a human brain is. They truly believe that like they truly can't see past the forest or the trees and be like of course there are these these websites that do stuff like that. They're put in place to make you think that the shit's not real. Okay, they're not thinking laterally.

It's the problem. Seems to be happening a lot to you guys. So it's like, it's their like decoys out there. Yeah, I mean, it's like, obviously, the other one didn't come from that place. Maybe the one from the one the Western Union one. The one trading. But the one for what the one that Dakota message that did not come from. Oh, no, not that one. That was definitely did not come from the doctor, the mystery box and the other lady. Well, Frank, before we move on, what is your educated opinion on this? Having heard all the stories that legend, which we sort of lost all of this is so fucking long. That legend, which we sort of last hours is so fucking long. I'm telling you, looking at the skull and hearing the stuff that's coming true, I kind

of believe it a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. If I had five bucks, I'd probably give it to it. Did you have to dissect animals to get any of your degrees? No. No. But he did animal feed.

He did animal feed. He did animal feed. He did animal feed. He liked it. No, but he did All right, so starting starting next week I'll bring it back next week I want to do one one thing and I got the base at home. This will be on display here at the stage Oh, you're leaving it tonight. I do want to take it home. We cleaned it up just a little bit It's got some stuff on it, and I don do want to take it on with clean it up just a little bit. It's got some stuff on it and I don't want to leave it here. What the fuck? I don't know. Like what the fuck is up with this guy?

This is why you're on double cheeseburger and you fucking yeah, he thinks he owns the world. You see I would think that even if you don't believe in this thing, you know, which I understand, you would appreciate it for a fucking almost like a flea market oddity. But you're totally like being an asshole. That was his high school name. That's like, all I wanna do is clean it up a little bit for display, you listen. No, I'm just saying, I've always learned that, cleaning up something's never good for it.

Oh yeah, well, you know what they do? You know what, get them, they say that on a on point star. It's the patina like it would be good if the patino is still on it. I saw one they had this they had this beautiful, uh, it's like an arm wall and the wife was like, Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was ugly. So I cleaned it and later it's like, well, left on clean was worth $250,000. Since you restored it. Yeah, I don't care about the money, though, I just want to make sure that it's

But you don't know what you don't know what modern cleaning chemicals can do to Something that possibly old right, okay. I'll think about it. All right. Let's let's move on I'll post that thing that that person sent on on the thing and on the blog the blog Which if we I got to find the log of information, but all right. Professor Fiverr, you are afraid that this could, this, this appearance, your appearances on Tom Steve Deo, you come back to haunt you because the littlest thing sometimes could come back to bite and educate. No, I set it from the very beginning. I've always been very honored to be able to be a part of this

and very proud and I have pictures. You would gladly lose your job over this. I was supposed to work today and I drove down there. The reason for taking off the podcast. No, I didn't even tell anybody I just left. What about you Mrs. Five? Could you lose your position for associating with necromancers such as BQ in the kissing school? No, I don't think so. No, you're all right. I think I'm good. Okay. All right.

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So I got an email like I'll keep getting emails But this was a good one email though, uh, from a listener who, remember I said this isn't like you're stupid or get really a good item. This one was actually a suggestion that I'm going to, um, take. He, um, suggested a new name for the game, uh, this new game we're going to play. Remember remember it was called an Impressor the Prof. Right. You thought long and hard about that one. I'm surprised to see you give it up so readily. But this one is, but he said that he suggested the name Professor Impressor. Professor Impressor. Right there. That's a catchy name for television, right? Professor Impressor. Professor Impressor. I like it because you've created basically like an alternate reality, an alternate history game show Yes, yeah, that's pretty cool and to me that should love it

So here's the here's the Just in a nutshell the premise of the game Contestants try to impress a panel of three real professors for tonight's Example game for a semi This is just the will we have one professor. We've only found one professor in six years. With their hypotheses, regarding twisted timeline scenarios.

But while they're giving their presentations a visual distraction is going on beside them while they deliver their thesis to the professors. So for an example like we don't want we're not going to have a visual distraction here tonight but if you could but of maybe a Frank five can think we could come up with a visual distraction that would be going on maybe he has to be at least try to pretend that he's seeing it like for me I thought with this is kind of combination of jeopardy

and like Jackass or something. So like I thought we could have, for the sizzle, if we do, for like a presentation for Simea, like a 75 to 80 year old woman dressed as a sexy cowgirl who sword solos various phallic delimates during the contestant's presentation. Something that the professor and you as the presenter have to see while you're trying

to deliver your thesis to the professor. So you're always like this weird, I mean like a freaky visual distraction is going on. Right. To get people to watch. I'm with you halfway, I'll tell you why. I think it should be to throw off the presenter, but the professor doesn't he want to be paying attention the whole time? We're supposed to... No, that's the thing, Ken.

...to the gang at some old haggie deep-roading killboss. Well, that's just an example. Like, we'll need new, we'll need new freak diversions or distractions. So something every time. People would grow tired of that. But no, that's the thing. That's where you as a presenter have to be so captivating with your presentation that you neutralize the cowgirl, the geriatric cowgirl. Right. All right. That's going to take a strong level of charisma and captivation. And I mean, how would you institute this in your class, do you think?

This idea. I'm already ready to tell him Steve Dave, of course. But also, I also think this is strong. I'm sorry, but you answered that. But why I also think this is a strong premise for a game show is because I've stalked Frank. Giving an oral presentation like this is in the top three things that most people fear. Right. Over the over, I mean all over the world. This is one of the things that people fear. This is, this is something that everybody can be like, oh I couldn't do that. And now throw in all this stuff too though.

The cabbass. Yeah, make it even harder. I thought I couldn't do it before. What are the other two? And now throw in all this stuff too though. The cabbass. Make it even harder. I thought I couldn't do it before. What are the other two? Things that people fear? Yeah. I mean, that's up open for, you know, that's all, you know, objective.

But it's called universal though. Well, how the fuck do you know it's number three then? If you don't know it's number one and two. No, it's always one of the top three things though. Other two things seem to like probably like flying flip flop. This would be public speaking. Yeah. Okay. Now, but like when you give oral death is up there. I think death is up there to being afraid of dying. I look at it. Oh my god. I look forward to it. Let me look up top three thing or top 10 things people are afraid of. I'll look it up while we're talking all right So get them yes, sir, you've been chosen to go first now in our Frank you want to give the listeners what you'll be looking for tonight

Sure, I brought you think that you've had you've gone through the The steps of getting all these degrees that you should be addressed as a Professor professor or professor five not just casually frank by some person couldn't even finish a one-credit class. He had mono! Oh, come on! I had this medical problem. Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to shame you. Kissing disease, the Persian Kissing Devil.

You know. If Walt was going to get sick, it would either be a film like some weird food or from making out. Like it's going to be one of the two. Fuck yeah. But while he's looking up, what are you going to be looking for tonight in terms of grading? So I actually have a scoring rubric that we use in the college classroom. It will cover about six different things that I'll be looking for.

Presence, language skills, organization, mastery of the subject, visual aids, if anyone has them, and the overall impression of the presentation. And within each category, there's subcategories as far as body language eye contact. I thought eye contact was weird Especially in this day and age that seems too hostile To Lee like you're like mad dog in a minstrel That seems like to like the college kids that's being that's crossing a line where you're like You're like you must look at me in the eyes when you give this presentation. That's weird Right, you don't do that to you.

Yeah, I tell them that they should be, well, because the people that are gonna be coming to me are eventually gonna go on into education as well. And it's important that they make that connection with their students. And I got a hard time doing that. Is it like, constantly contact? No, it's not like freakishly staring at them.

It's just glancing like a normal friehers. That's from a bush. The unbliggy guy on the camera. His eyes poked out by Holly Lee. And you have a numerical number there. You'll be awarding for each of these categories. Yeah, it goes from zero to five for each of the categories. And as the people are presenting, I will start telling off or circling with number, I believe they have earned. And cute, so far, what do you think? Television potential?

Yeah, I think on television, this part would have to be simplified. I'm looking at one, two, three, four, five, six possible scoring things with underneath them. Oh yeah, definitely. Minimum of four each. But yeah, I like just an overall score would be given by each judge. Like Olympic style. Yeah, but this is good. This is a good start. And as always, Q, I didn't know. The, like I said, this is for smart people. And but also we have that we have that freaky thing on the side to make it for

people who just want to turn in just to be like, uh, what are they going to do this week? For the stupid. Yeah. Right. All right. Um, can I just see what's next? That's why we have sound. Uh, so Q, I mean, so get them. You've been chosen to go first. Okay. Let me get a little bit for those who weren't here last week. You're twisted. Well, he's got it all printed out and everything. This isn't for me. But his but Gidams twisted timeline was did what if what if the cotton gin was introduced into the Renaissance era. Right.

What would the world look like then? And what would we look like now? Easily I thought the hardest. Definitely the hardest. Yes. Oh really? I was like, this is going to be a roller coaster man. It's going to be a roller coaster man.

It's going to be easy to see where it brings. I intentionally him because because of all the hate he's been getting I wanted to put him in a I wanted to put him in a position to fucking blow to really hurt it No, I wanted him to blow some socks off some assholes who've been emailing me right on a consistent basis This is where I put you in this to just shut their fucking mouths once and for all because they say you're a no-at-all. They say that you that you're a no-at-all who knows shit. You have seen that. You brag about your IQ and that they can't stand you. Well there's a chance right now. And I just mean Quinn. To step up to home plate. Okay. And fucking knock one out of the wall park right now. Okay.

Alright. You can only have a week to talk about something that, you know, like what if this happened? And now, and also, now since we don't have the visual distraction, we're going to go with oral distraction. Okay. Alright. So who has to, how long?

I'm not a professor, I'm a lawyer. I don't know who loses on that one. No. Oh, I can tell you who loses. So make sure that when you are not just reading through your thing so fast give us some pauses so that the peanut gallery is able to To throw some some distractions your way. Okay to take some pot shots if you will okay at your presentation Okay, so Are you sure you don't want to give the skull anything before you start this? No, you'll begin. Yep. I mean I'm just gonna step over here for a second.

You gotta be on mic though. Where's he going? Give me a sec. Just a sec. Come on asshole, this is why nobody likes you. This is really what? Yeah, I'm gonna give this. Because it's all he's interference with the show.

It's... Oh, okay. Oh, he has visual presentations. Oh, he's got the cotton gin effect. The cotton gin effect. It's a picture of... Well it looks like a metal machine. With the cotton gin.

I suppose with a nose, a ghostbust and no symbol. Through the United States America, Babe Ruth and Adolf Hitler. Wow. Can I hear some handouts? Here's a syllabus. Here's some reference material. I still want to be talking about tonight, which includes the Renaissance and what the cotton genus. So begin. Okay. The cotton gen effect basically states that if the con the con mechanical congenital vennabai james uh... elay witney was introduced

was introduced in the renaissance we would not have hitler and also america would not be as we know it today we would not have baseball we would not have america i mean i think i got to say a little bit more than that. Oh, he's waiting for you to throw some oral bars at him. I know, but I mean, he said we wouldn't have America. I mean, I'm so, so why don't I say like explain?

Or whatever the outside of it would not have a roof because our national pastime would not be baseball. It would either be cricket or perhaps football, but not the one you're thinking of, the one that spelled the wrong way. So, so why? Because. He's like, he's doing exactly what I told him. Right.

He has to give us something to work with. Not like, we were at baseball. We had to post a fucking zingam after that. Well, we were gonna fucking presentation, which is, it's four by five feet, it's a basically he's got a fucking piece of plywood up there. And, and, and, with two lightning bolts. He's taped a fucking regular piece of paper to it.

Why couldn't you just tape the paper to the wall over there? Like why do you have to show it to us? That was the one thing we had downstairs in the basement. Well, like right there is the wall, right there, you propped it against the wall. Well, I want something hard for you because it's a soft piece of paper. He wanted something to impress the people. It's not hard. But it's big.

You want to be the do this. You want to be the real part of it. Quick talk. But I intentionally told them to give you guys pauses so you could get in there. Right, here I am But the briar is getting mad though. I'm not really going after you man I'm just waiting for it to say something interesting so I could fucking go after it Oh, you know what this thing is it's it's one of the posters

So posters when you like go yeah, yeah, I was to rap will you be selling them? The cops in the wake up selling his his present tape copies of his presentation papers. Yeah, signed by Gidham. Well, okay, so you're saying basically if the cotton chin was... The mechanical cotton chin as invented by Ela, a ventin' pounded by Ela Whitney in 1793. Mm-hmm. I don't understand.

I don't understand. He throws out something so fucking bombastic as no Hitler no America no Babe Ruth and you guys are like Can be more I'm waiting for him to explain why so then we can go after the why of course He made a fucking idiotic statement But it has to be followed up with like okay now here is why I think there would be no Hitler baseball or paper or well

I know we're done anyway because if you have no United States and obviously you don't have Baybroot why not why I wasted everybody's fucking time Baybroot would still be around just like Hitler would still be around but well Baybroot would not be a famous baseball player Hitler himself would probably just be a house painter still what would be according to this fucking thing there is no United States there's no United States with our American flag and they're correct it you guys would not look like that what yeah he's right but I'm looking right what are you talking about it would not look like what I know I say so we're familiar with now.

All right, well what's the deal with the mountain in the back? It's because it's on the mount top. It's so nice. His explanation is what I can fucking see. I think what he's trying to say is that it's like introducing the front mountains way earlier than it would be. Right. Would be would change the world way earlier than it would be. Right.

Would be, would change the world as we know it so much. You guys thought this was the craziest concept, but it actually would be the, it'd be the one that changed the world the most. Okay, we're still waiting to fucking find out why though. Go ahead, tell what Babe Ruth, but your guys' ex-beb Ruth would still be around, but what would he be famous in?

Could you be the best one? But not the best one. Fucking cricket. Yeah. Fucking cricket, I told you that. be around but what would he be famous is? You'd be the best one. But not big-skid. Quick it! Fuckin' quick it! I told you that! What are you talking about? You don't know.

I know I won't sub-set. It is. It is. It is. What's the presentation? It is the question. Oh, you gotta find the better puppet. You're gonna make this guy fucking mush-mouthed and his way through your words.

Why? What is a mountain mountain you still roll the mountain? Mountain has nothing to do with cotton It's a big row cotton Actually, cotton is cotton is very permissive than what it can grow in unlike tobacco which has to be wrote to There we said you Forgiveing if I if you will sorry, but let's let's let the professor mark them off. Do you read that? It's all out of ink. I need more.

Right. So I let him speak. So while tobacco needs to be given the field's going to be giving arrest every seven years, cotton can still be continued to grow, even if there's barely any nutrients in the soil. But not at the fucking top of Mount Kilimanjaro. It's symbolic. It's symbolic. Yes. It's a gin. It's not a cotton plant, it's the gin.

Put it so somebody's hauling the gin up to the top of the mountain, the fucking separate the seat. And what is that? The biggest fucking con gin in the world? It's symbolic. Alright, you gotta ignore them now. Okay, so while handheld gins have been around since 500 AD, which is well before the Renaissance as you could tell by your pamphlets Which was started which is between the 14th and 17th century What Eli Whitney did was he had mechanic he had mechanized it or mechanized That's gonna cost you get a move.

Wow. He wasn't the first though. He's not from America anymore, so he's using some sort of fucking Eastern European accent. Indian congins had used to warm gear since about 1621. But what Eli Windy did was again, he mechanized it. That's the only dates I told you that's boring. That's a good stuff. So it's a congen had been introduced earlier in the Renaissance period before he had invented something.

Let's say like 200 years. It would probably actually prevent, not actually prevent the war of independence. It would have pushed it earlier, are trying to get independent from Britain. And- Wait, how? Because- Moving on. because moving on no no since we're at the answer for that

brin would be treating us like it's just a source of income and the the atrocious not the atrocities but the what the injustices that they were doing to the the united states dorm while we were part of the british uh... empire would have been elevated even further because only people making money would be the rich landowners were part of the British Empire would have been elevated even further because only the people making money would be the rich landowners who are pumping out the cotton and we would still be getting tax without representation. Isn't that what happened? I don't know whether you're describing what did happen or what didn't happen because they both sound like the same as that. Again, it would happen, but what happened hundreds of years earlier, up to 100 years earlier, let's say.

So we wouldn't have thought the revolution would be war in 1776. Wait, folks, okay. Why? Because we would have been fed up with England pushing their laws on us, taxing us without any representation from us in their parliament. Why 100 years earlier though? Because we're introducing the cotton gin earlier. Okay, but I don't still don't understand why that... I'm not trying to make funny. I'm asking legitimately why...

Why is the country? I just think Revolutionary War started a hundred years before it did in the real time. Because we get fed up with being treated as just a cash cow for England. Again, who is we, aren't you an English, could you say there's no America? So, but then you would be talking about 1693.

Or earlier. So who the fuck was here then? Well, I'm not talking about 100. No, I'm talking about the revolutionary war happens 100 years earlier. We're talking about putting the cotton gin in the middle, let's say the middle of the Renaissance, which is between the 14th and, but I just don't understand why on earth, why on earth does that spark the word? What change? What is the change that makes us revolt? We lose, we lose the revolutionary war. But why? Because Britain is, because Britain is,

is why did they lose the revolutionary war in the first place? There's many reasons that Britain today are having a fight in multiple wars at the time. This is fucking 3,000 miles away from their homeland and they gotta get supplies and troops over here. But they're also fighting multiple wars at that point. They're fighting the Franco, Prussia more, the Franky, uh, Spassion War!

Oh, shit! Well, hey, but hey! The king finds out that the only cotton gin was taken to America. He's a lot of this stuff. Also, part of the reason, part of the reason America won the Super War was because of the support of the French. France has a huge cotton industry at this point in time because England did not. England was trying to protect its wool industry. So it was banning the imports of cotton. So France was more interested in cotton. So with dropping the cotton into the middle of the Renaissance means that France would

not be involved in that wouldn't care about the colonies anymore. They would be more concerned with their own cotton production going to other places. So far, I heard about this cotton gin. So France's only interest in the United States was cotton. No, there were other influences, but they would be less interested in helping us during the Revolutionary War, and that was one again one of the main factors. And if we fight the war against Britain 100 years earlier? Yeah, you're not repressing the party, you're not repressing the party.

But if we do, though, they're much stronger at that point. We get squashed a lot easier. But how? Because they're not fighting multiple wars, and they're not fighting multiple wars and on on you know they're not Britain is not fighting multiple wars at that point dude every war at that time was over different textiles you know all right so move on we we don't America

we lose or lose or a British why because we just British because the British are stronger but why are we starting the war hundred years earlier because the cotton gym was introduced a hundred

but why is it the years earlier but how does that affect the war starting earlier because we become we've come this front we're disenfranchised by the parliament but we it just rushes things I think it makes things come to my head it's it's behind Russian Rather than America rather than America exporting things like tobacco and sugar We're now exporting cotton which is again more readily grown and it's I like tobacco it's every I read that on the snap You're he's made his point. He doesn't believe that He's made his point. He doesn't believe that

Can you can you okay? It's just it's just it's a speeding up and so everything's get sped up, but why That's what I'm asking why is this I told you, I said make sure you got this answer. And you said, I got it. I got it. I got it. He just said you were going to butt boy. But boy, I'm going to butt boy. I have been giving it to you more on why? I have. I said to the continent you do, we're becoming a cash cow for Britain. And again, it's still, but we were already a cash cow for Britain.

We were born as, but it's not as big as we are now with Kong, because we have such large tracks of land in America. And such a, it's open, it's undeveloped. And again, the people in the South can go and plant cotton. And now with the cotton gym, what they're doing is introducing a cheaper form of cotton. Because the cotton gym was the only revolution about it. Not only was it mechanized, was that it had reduced

a lower quality cotton. Because it needed fewer people to work the actual gym. Look at him, look at these rattles. He's rattles. He's not a huge bloong. A sea-span bitch. Go, keep going. That's not as interesting. It produced a lower quality cotton which became more affordable to the masses. So the demand in Europe, just skyrockets, because

instead of having one set of clothes that they maybe washed once every week Which it's while she to wash once every year What even what kind of what happened anyway? Is that kind of what happened anyway? We got pissed at like I don't Yes, we got pissed at we got pissed in England, which is why we have to Rebellion basically get it happen It's like he's arbitrarily saying it happens early. Basically, he's like, everything happens the same except

100 years earlier. No, no, no, but wait. There's not a really changed though. Tell me what things really fucking go with it. Again, it's not. This is where Babe Ruth comes in. This is where Babe Ruth comes in. This is where Babe Ruth comes in.

This is where Babe Ruth comes in. This is where Babe Ruth comes in. This is where Babe Ruth comes in. This is where Babe Ruth comes in. As we know, Angle would not allow the colonies to be settled by dissidents. So we become more nationalistic. You know, we really hail the Queen. Now when World War I comes around, which is when the Archduke of Ferdinand gets assassinated. Hold on, just for clarification. So we lost the war.

You lost the war. We lost the revolution. We are under British rule. So we're just, we're Brits. We're Brits, yeah. We've been broken down and we're just okay. And we skipped the Civil War. All hail the Queen.

So we don't, we don't really have the Civil War because Civil War was all about slavery. And, which is not necessary with the Conjun? No, it's slavery is, that's the same with the Con the congen but Britain and other countries were more permissive of So the slavery there's only yes definitely slavery Silly General no, I don't have a democracy to challenge that we have a a monocracy monarchy Well, I have a question about that

because Britain also got rid of slavery they were shipping slaves and they don't do it today because we're still trying to get to world we're one you want Adam the cotton gin still on its way over But you're saying that slavery would still be around that we believe No civil war he believes it to be you you believe that had the cotton gin been invented 200 years earlier that would still be slaves to the in America yes okay But what I'm saying is that doesn't make sense now it's getting interesting

Why does that why you know you think this is the British got rid of slavery as well to the United States. Yes. Okay. But what I'm saying is that doesn't make sense to me. No, it's getting interesting. Why does that... Why? Because you think this? Because the British got rid of slavery as well. Unrelated to us. What year? I don't know.

It seemed like the same my gig. That's right. I thought you were on Elvis. I thought you were on Elvis. I thought you were on Elvis. I put it just about a win. They got rid of it. Tell them about...

Tell them the real fucking. Give them the knockout. Fucking pretty... Not to fucking mouthpiece out of mouth. So our sugar for it And is assassinated in 1914. Okay, start war one the world and all wars and now we are British while this starts We are not right. So instead of waiting three to four years to engage the to engage to join the battle We go right into it with worries. Which worries? World War one world one. Yeah, how many years before we joined in it took a

three to four years three to four years before we joined the world all right you try we tried to stay we tried to stay neutral we prevent it we were we were against shipping arms over now that's when we had to lose a tania get a song by german you both okay so just as a uh... side no uh... slavery in in the u.k. ended in in europe ended thirty years before it didn't america and sister second they can such money over here so that i don't go back don't go back so bam war starts rather forward. So bam, war starts.

Rather than it's, we put in, we put 4.7 million boots on the ground in World War One. Now instead of it happening three to four years later. All boarded a discount from Walmart. Now instead of it, instead of it happening four years later, we put the exact same amount of troops in that Russia did, 12 million troops. So we have 24 million troops going against Germany who's only had I just have a

question for you you said how long did it take for the United States Center the war about three years all right the war was only four years long you said war all one or two one okay okay well us joining the war is would pretty much help to end it I see you know it what it is before you change it to three. I'm staying. Keep going. Okay. This is like this, don't like bury the fucking, the haymaker.

So, so we pretty much spent Germany. And we do, we spent Germany. And that is what causes Hitler to not be able to come into power. Also Italy and Japan entered the war. Oh, they did. As well, that helped. But for our four, four point seven million troops are going in right at the beginning. They're right there at their at the head.

They're pushing. They're the front. Well, question about that. Just a question. Because we wouldn't have the same army and Navy that we had if we were part of Britain, you're talking about a whole entire country's resources joining the war as opposed to the resources that England already had. In addition to the resources that England came in with 8 million, we came in with 4.7

million, again, three years later. So now we came in with 4.7 million again three years later So now we're putting that 4.7 million right at the front right at the front which you'll probably and the war Cut it right so you think and we have all the Just hold on a second. It's just a question. You think Britain a small island No, not that small are the United States as part of Britain that is Britain right? Let me let me let me I say you say that Britain at the the actual island over there has an army of four of how many people? 4.7 million. And then how many did we send in? Now we sent in 4.7 million. They sent 8 million in. Okay. So you think that how are five million people getting over there incidentally?

What ships? Ships. That's what the Lucitany was. Lucitany was a passenger ship that was sunk You have any fucking trips are they make with five million fucking people? They say that the same again the same trips that they made three years later than making two years earlier You don't have to address there are questions What? What? What is she telling this one? We don't know how to address it though, but why would why would the country of what what country is England at this point in your in your world? You're not in them. Okay, which way would keep four million soldiers and a

full army regged and a full army in navy here? As well as the you're saying they don't have any of their and any of them. I'm not saying any of them. I have any questions. You're saying you're we're a European territory. We are a UK territory with their own fully formed army With a part of the army of the UK We're just in it. We're just across the pond guy if enforcing the Unforcing the boundaries of the UK on the Pacific side So now they're Stop answering him

Just to give we getting your argument. Yeah, you've taken so long to get to the haymaker now nobody cares. Oh, no, I care So again, we're giving that five bucks in a fucking skull over the So again, we're a different country and what are we called? Well, it'll be part of the United Kingdom Again, we wouldn't be America. We wouldn't have the same shape We do because we wouldn't have states like we do because just like over in the UK. part of the United Kingdom. Again, we wouldn't be America. We wouldn't have the same shape we do, because we wouldn't have states like we do, because just like over in the UK, it's one United Kingdom. Okay, God. What do you mean the country wouldn't be the same shape?

Oh, I don't know, because that country was made by treaties between the United States and the Mexican. There's a way to be divided up differently. It would look, it could be at larger borders on the top and bottom. Actually, the whole larger part would be Canada because Canada was not important. It's not important. He can he can ask it but you don't have to address it. You just ignore it. So we're just supposed to mock him. So because we because the United Kingdom decimated Germany and World War I, we don't have Adolf Hitler in the position of power that he got because he became his rise to power was based on the fact that they lost World War I.

That they lost World War I. So they're moving World War I again? They felt they lost it in the wrong way they conceded instead of just getting spanked like they should have done if we had put four million boots on the ground at the beginning of the war. So that's again, we would not tie it up, tie it up, both tie, both tie. Because that was the hey major. No, Hitler, no, Hitler, no, Holocaust, no,

he's a man in charge of the life, the way he was closer to the cottages, the gypsiesies. The homosexuals all not being mass executed. We don't want to come up with this. The gypsies. The homosexuals. Yeah, because your opinions were never known to be barbaric. I mean, so the influences, I mean, I would think that Hitler would be fucking more likely. No, because they got spanked so right. And now they've lost the will. Instead of having three or four years of seething in this war that they're kind of winning, but they're kind of losing,

and then having to concede, that's what he came to power. Or maybe the war never would have started that way. So then, because the only kingdom is in force in America, we don't have faith in the whole. Try to help him now, he's not paying attention. We don't have a baseball, we don't have baseball. We don't have football. We don't have anything that we know as our our our own core.

We only have what is known as the English. Why why couldn't baseball start like what's something good? Why has a face crack caught on in England? I mean, I can't I don't have an answer for I mean football isn't even caught in England. We can we just fly it over there for some reason now. They don't even still don't even care about football they don't care about american sports

they got a back in june we have we have no one else got kick a ball around and maybe score goal in an hour even though we're we're a notion away we still have no national identity with our own our own customs our games we do but the monarchy keeps it we keep it knocked down just like I'm like candidate right yeah, so there's a ban on all baseballs Baseball is lacrosse with lacrosse is today Michael Jordan's gonna grow up to be a cricket player He's not gonna blow up to be a basketball player. Oh, no, he's not slavery still in existence. Yeah

Well, he plays for free Is that it? You done? Yeah. He's done. Look at that. Look at that one thing being used early. Look at all how world world things are. I still go with the mountain has to do with anything. What is the mountain having to do it? Because the world as we know it has totally changed for the good or for the worse. Always slavery still in existence. I'd say for the worst.

Yeah, but the Holocaust didn't happen. Yeah, I mean, you can't break a few, make an omelette without breaking a few black eggs. You know, Jews are cool. Black, sorry. Not so great for you. No Negro League. Wow. Well, I don't get out of Frank before I go to you. Wow.

Well, I don't get out with Frank before I go to you. Brian? Yeah. Impressed or unimpressed. See, I also want to get, like, we will do that too, we'll have celebrity judges, along with the professors. Someone's like, yeah.

So then I'll go to the celebrity before we hear from the real judges that i'll go to celebrity before i get before we hear from the real judges i'll go uh... johnson from comapment uh... i was impressed with his passion and uh... steam rolling ahead despite uh... things that made no sense uh... claims that were uheless. The pure speculation, I don't see a half of it. The speculation, no. Right. I don't see the cotton gin as being that instrumental in world history as to completely change it. So where to this day slaves are still like well this sucks

But you know we're part of Europe so we got into free healthcare right Factually, oh, it's a one or the other yeah unimpressed Brian Quinn of unpractical jokers. Well, I'm certainly impressed that he considers himself a smart person. That's pretty fucking crazy. I mean, hair brained doesn't even begin to fucking start this discussion. He fucking even fake facts he messed up. Why fake facts he messed up Why fake facts any that any ability to fucking make up facts he he he he screwed up How did he screw it up though?

What's everything what the fact that you really think America is just gonna give up? Having is this gonna happen to the judges when you It's not America giving up. It's the UK giving up slavery. Why when they're making money hand over fist over it? Because they didn't already before we did 30 years In current history Yeah, that was after the Rear War in our in our time line. Yes, they do but me and gittems timeline that he's creating for the show They don't you have to respect this time

Okay, turn his't. You have to respect this time. Because, well, I can't believe it. Showing his timeline, they're like, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, maybe there's something to this slavery thing. It's been working out so far. We got this cotton shank out, which is gonna really fucking increase. But it's not us, that's what's England. That's what the queen is saying.

The king is saying. Mm-hmm. Queen in the king are like, let there be slaves. That's what business is usual. Okay, status quo. They've done it, they've done it, they did it for hundreds of years. What's a couple hundred more years? I mean, ask the slaves.

Oh, no, the same, but you're like, you're thinking, you're so fucking ready to fucking kiss their ass because they did it a couple hundred years earlier than we did. 30 years. 30 years. Yeah, I'm like, they were so progressive. Why are we in the dark ages?

I mean, it is a generation of people. Not living in slavery. That's pretty impressive. Well, are you impressed or unimpressed? Unimpressed. Unimpressed. Unimpressed. I mean, I gotta tell you, the visual, the...

I can't hurt him. Yeah. It looks like a postage stamp in the middle of a billboard. He wanted to print it bigger, but we don't have enough ink. That's a pretty... And the fact that the lightning bolts go the same direction is kind of like a weird design choice. He's taking a picture of it. There's only a good postage. Oh, I'll put it on the block.

But you know what? Yeah. Get him?. But you know what? Get him? It doesn't matter what our celebrity judges think. That is true. Yes. So why bother asking them? I don't know.

That's just a kill time. Well, that matters is what the prof thinks. They're a professor. Professor five. Now, imagine that that that get him as your star pupil and this is this is what he came up to present for whatever reason this is the topic you gave him what would have been more distracting the senior assistant in a cowgirl outfit with a deli meat or or those two probably the the deli meat would have

distracted me so I thought they did a job. So not the cowgirl just the So what are you really what are you thinking about you? Do you want me to to go through everything what I what I think Give us some give us some can you get any fives? No, you didn't get a five. No. What would you give me a five on? To fucking presentation. I mean the Visual presentation. I will say this fucking turning red face today. I Reason of him before I will say I give him a four on presence

Because he looked at everyone which was great. He interacted with everyone. He was very passionate waving his fist I mean, you know, that's the way you notice that. Yeah, the way to the writer. The body language, the the the the the poise, the contact with that was all great. Language skills, little on the lower side, the Butchering of the monarchy and mechanize. Mechanicalize. Yeah. Organization, if you wanna see what I put for organization, here's what I wrote on my notes.

Huh? Yeah. Yeah. He's still game of three though. I know. Well, mastery of subject. He was able to answer questions with your help Visual aids the the thing with the handout that I would ask if another student brought this is where you got the information

There's no work cited on this. So is this all yours or do you copy it from? We're just making up. Yeah, so that you know about and then I have the overall impression But I did add all the numbers and I will say yeah, we're gonna say the overall score until Everyone's gone you guys did a nice job both of you It was a team effort Cute I know you have a lot of a lot of people to buy stuff for so Certainly you're struggling to find the perfect gift for someone who has it all yeah I'll bet you they don't have steak though. I've actually gotten these steaks. Yeah me too. I was supposed to get only never sent them to me

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No, you were going a little bit hard at him. A lot harder than I expect. The same level of intensity at Brian Johnson. Absolutely. Absolutely. And if you don't, I think you should take some points off his overall. Okay. All right. Brian Johnson, you're gonna go. Yeah, sure. And yours topic was what if the atomic bomb was introduced into warfare during the Civil War, right rather than World War II. Right. Okay, now I have no visual aids, unfortunately. Do you borrow mine? With, uh, I could use the cross-through Hitler and possibly be proof. What if the bomb was introduced in the Civil War versus World War II? Now, it was sort of a nebulous topic because are you saying, did everything

shift back to, you know, for 100 years or, you know, a little bit less than 100 years? What bomb are we using? Are you saying the bomb that was used in World War II? Are you talking about... A vision versus... Yeah, say, vision versus... Thank you. You know, vision versus... It's not vision.

It's a fusion. Plutonium implosion. Professor, please note, he took help from the competition. Unsolicited professor. You haven't heard anything from him. Yeah. So far he's in so many things. Didn't even get two words out.

And you were on his fucking throat, like a fucking raptor. No, he didn't. He were listening to him and you're like, You're not saying anything to get him. Right. You're fucking ripping his throat out. No one worried? Yes, you were. Go one worried? Yes you are.

Go back and listen to the tape. He said one sentence, you were just like, nothing. You just couldn't wait. You're like, raw meat. He isn't anything. He's just, he isn't anything. All I said was, yeah, that I wasn't exactly sure. What?

At least I pronounced it correctly. I'm used it correctly. He was definitely trying to use a big word, right? I'm definitely using that. What impresses a prof more than angry syllable? He can't make fun of him for using a word correctly. But he's playing to the proff though I was supposed to get on his bad side immediately

So we all know What's up? It's painfully obvious though that he just used that word. I'm just just for that soul So which bomb did you pick? I feel like I could not even say another word in a birdie one that so which bomb did you pick I feel like I could not even say another word in a birdie one well get them yes we also have to decide which the Confederacy or the Union used the bomb right oh yes because that does matter of course it matters The reason behind this civil war was the secession of the states based primarily on slavery. Because of the cotton gin. Yes. Well, the industrial revolution I'm assuming would have had to have happened sooner because you can't go from nothing to. Oh, most certainly, Jay Swatwood invented the steam engine earlier.

The bomb, right. So, so we've got tons of nice cotton because the cotton gin has been around for a while. So unlike forcing the timeline to fit your cockamama hair brain theory, you're saying just by the fact that their nuclear bomb was developed at this time, necessity would say that all those advancements had come early. This is a result of that. That's not a result of the congenial, like Gidem was saying. Okay, got it.

So far that makes sense. We also have to consider the delivery. We also have to consider the delivery. We also have to consider the delivery. So we are supposing that we are supposing us the bomb. Thank you for your support. But what are you supposing us the bomb? Yeah, which side has the bomb? I'm gonna get to it. I'm gonna go to all right. I didn't know where I was in choppy. So ready. It's gotta be the south, right? The north wouldn't use the bomb. I'll tell you why now. There's a very well-known industrialized of the two. Stop giving him answers.

Stop giving him answers. These are not answers, or not common knowledge. But the North was for good, the good side in the Civil War. Right. So they wouldn't use it. And the North was being led by a Republican, right? Well, back then, the Democratic Party did support slavery.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So what we have here is. Right. Well back then the Democratic party did support slavery. So what we have here is going to tell us who the Republican was. Abraham Lincoln. Again, I'm surprised. Get him to jump in. I want to make sure that you give the information. That I know who the fucking president was during the Civil War. So what you have now is a country divided. A country that the North is trying to eliminate slavery just like Europe did 30 years earlier. Did they have like lasers and stuff like that because they're all advanced? They did not have lasers.

In fact, I'm going with somehow one of these, one of these union guys, and a spare time must have worked on a bomb because we don't have any delivery system for this bomb, as we know with, with Fat Man and Little Boy, it was delivered by an airplane. Spruce Goose? No, no. It's not what you just... Stop! Stop! Spruce Goose was a fucker. Stop trying to make yourself look for Spruce Goose now. The Spruce Goose is a very... You're trying to get my point right now.

Yes. I didn't say that. I thought the Spruce Goose delivered the fucking nuclear bomb to Japan. I was saying back in the day. Right. The Spruce Goose was as best as they could have done, probably.. Probably. However, what they may have done since the railroads were very developed at the time. I just think I got to do it because if you're not going to do it, that's unfair. You fucking took pot shots at him. He is a city. It's stupid. Right. But the fuck are

open to have their own story. Look how he came out though. Got your attention with Hitler's He is a senator. It's stupid. Yeah, right but I'll be I'll be Attention with Hitler's not here. Babe Ruse that here. He's fucking putting a room to sleep and I never back I'm trying to look this was my assignment. I'm trying to impress the professor. I don't give a fuck with you guys And that's how you fuck a win this game right maybe now if we're okay let's we'll talk about bombs for a second yeah that's a delivery system we're you know you can finish up on the delivery like I said the delivery system would have to be something by say rail or what kind of fucking faces that how else are you gonna deliver it oh tell me that the union doesn't when

the union had someone like Henry Pleasants who he didn't get so you said I said what's on out of it? He didn't say yet No, he said the union had it in the ingenuity so they would use the local motor The union would more than likely I've got to follow the methods of having him pleasant and go for an underground detonation Or they could go above ground Okay, so Underground or above ground? Oh, I'm from the air you can still do it from the air you know planes you have hot air balloons boom hot air balloons There you go get him as a good point that that's true. I think you probably could get it I think it could probably lift a bomb that you know

Multiple hot air balloons Multiple hot air balloons something to be shot out of the out of the air with a musket I guess right or pop by a fucking beard a bird's beak So anyway the delivery system I believe this is my theory Would he allowed to he's allowed to take shots at it would be a train. Yes. Yes. Yes You're encouraged to take shots a train, but Okay, you got Abe Lincoln. Oh, there was a train back then. In an alternate history, Henry Pleasant actually worked on the railroads. Actually, Henry Pleasant didn't work on the railroads.

Why don't you suck Henry Pleasant's cock? Let him come in your mouth so I can fucking continue. I'm surprised, oh my, the guy just read one article about railroads once. I don't fucking hear about it all night. Just take his load load of so we can be done with it. I can move on But now we're talking about what bomb we use do we use fat man? Do we use little boy? Do we use okay? Get them do we use Castle Bravo Oh I'm really with the individual days I'm guessing that's a hydrogen bomb The first one of the first of the bikini at all first tested hydrogen bomb but was as big as a factory

So so it would not be practical to you For feasible but it couldn't fit on a box car maybe No, it was pretty big You know if if they had reinforced the tracks Yeah, if you got a bunch of You know, if they had reinforced the tracks, if you got a bunch of Chinaman out there, they reinforced the tracks, maybe built some special cars,

you may be able to get Castle Bravo there. Well, you'd have to re-engineer the tracks because the south was known for using multiple different gauges of rails, which required switching from train to train to train. Boom. Okay, so that's what they did. Or the Sarbamba. You're familiar with that. The largest, the largest thermonuclear ever detonated, right? I love it. Resilent

breaker. In all seriousness, I love this. We sound this is awesome. Throwing things out like that that I know 90% of listeners don't know and they're just like wow That's cool that you guys are fucking throwing out some of them Consider this wasn't my subject to look up, but she's just stuff that I know I know he's patting himself in a Even harder. Yeah, maybe he knows some stuff See here is this fucking girls pussy drying up Trying to do something I can hear it happening in the room. I'm not alone over the mic. It's fine.

But I believe that none of those bombs would be used and instead they would employ a neutron bomb. I'll tell you why. Oh. Because the south had all the... There's nothing to attack! That's all I heard, oh! That's the only thing you said he's been speaking for 10 minutes. Oh! You basically are giving up my idea!

You like my idea! So far I have nothing to record about him! So you're going with a complete different bomb and you're only been able to blow out the Davy Crockett. That was an artillery fired munition. Are you gonna listen? Okay. So I got a reason. Because since the sale...

What about the Davy Croc it, Brian? Yeah, I know. The Davy Croc, I'll get to that a minute. Because the South was so industrialized, because it was such a cotton based, as you well know, industry down there, what would they want to do? Would they want to destroy the entire infrastructure of the South? And you're also talking about states that are not like they dropped fat men a little boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki limited damage maximum effect. Not maximum. Neutron

bomb is going to leave your structures intact, leave your industry intact, and kill everybody. That's a smart way to go. It spreads radiation. And if you use a U238 tamper, it's going to dirty up the radiation and make even more people sick. Yeah, but then you're going to kill people. So we're going to have a half the country unpopularable for how long? It's like fallout.

Yeah. Yeah. But that's why you get people in those radiations suits. You still get Babe Ruth. You have Babe Ruth. Okay. You know what? You're so we respectively that Abraham Lincoln is trying to heal the country. It's like you know what? Fuck all y'all down there. You're all dead slaves to everybody. Don't worry about slavery because they're the slaves because they don't have a chance to get free. But one how? Well, you need to make that up up that was that was the topic that was given to them Yeah, so you got to make fun of Walter that one now He's coming up with the new using the neutron bomb to kill all the people versus again something like fat boy little boy Which had minimum so you're saying kill all the people and destroy all the structures. No, that's what you're saying

With no that's your argument. No, the neutron bomb. I'm saying save the structures the people are gonna go either way Why the structures are not gonna go either way because then the union can go down there They can't in the next hundred years when it's fucking able to someone's able to step what makes you think they don't have Two cities in Japan with Destroy two cities in pan was it was not as good as just killing everybody in Japan They wouldn't have surrendered anyway, even though they did surrender. You're saying just kill them all. So we could save the infrastructure. No, you hit strategic areas, get them.

You don't, you don't carpet bomb them. You don't drop bomb is destroying everything and making it dirty, said no one could live there. No, the fall of Atlanta, they drop a neutron bomb on Atlanta. It doesn't burn. All the structures are still there. Is that a fossil bomb on Atlanta?

No, the North does. Oh, the North has it. Yeah, excuse my ignorance, but let me ask something. A neutron fat man, a little boy. The radiation was gone like that, Bominolia no the north does oh the north has it yeah excuse my ignorance, but let me ask something a neutron Fat man a little boy right the radiation was gone like that or No, not at all. So no matter what you have an uninhabitable land you have well Just one six because they were air burst. I believe they just spread less, but that's not an option here But the hot air balloons is not not hard enough that would disperse unless

with the hot air balance it is not not high enough that would disperse unless but you also what's it well I'm saying like no matter what you have it on an un inhabitable land on but on no underground underground underground would actually really reduce the underground bomb would really reduce the fallout but you want to cause massive devastation still but it would reduce less well it would make a foil the soil completely fucking. It would you would have a crater. And it would speak extent. The extent would be to that crater. If you didn't have a ground detonation. That is fucking absolutely. I want to be clear on that. You're saying that if you blow an atomic bomb, it'll cause a crater and that's the extent of the damage. And if you do an underground detonation yet.

So what the fucking point is it building an atomic bomb and sending it down there? If you just yeah, right people are like, what was fuck, a point is it building an atomic bomb and sending it down there, if you just, yeah, right, people are like, what was that noise? Yeah. Just cave in a city. What were trying to look? Just cave in a city, and then you're like, hey, you know

what, if you don't give up, we're going to cave in another city. You don't know which one could be anybody. Yeah. Right, but well, I was always trying to say earlier, prof. Shelby Futt said that the, an uphara phrasing here, well-known Civil War historian foot said that the an up paraphrasing here, well known civil war historian said that the north fought the war with one arm tied behind their back and had they untied the other hand they would have just knocked the shit out of the south.

Why did they do one hand tied down their back? I think because when they got when they first got into the war they well okay I don't have the facts here. I believe my hypothesis is that when they first got into the war, they didn't expect it to be as bloody as it was, as destructive as it was, because the Union, the North, believed that a lot of the Southern people were anti-slavery as well. They were wrong about that. They would thought mostly plantation owners, people who could profit from the cotton. The plantation owners.

If you listen to every Tom Steve Dave episode, Frank. Pretty much. Easily the most smartest episode we've ever produced tonight. I want to just yell there. So I believe that Lincoln would have said, look, in any war there's going to be collateral damage. They made just like in World War II, they weren't really sure what the radiation was going to do. They didn't know, like once they dropped that bomb, once, when they first, that needed the gadget, at the very first atomic, no idea what was going to happen.

Even when, even with the Trinity site, no clue like us to how destructive it would have been theoretically They kind of knew but they weren't sure So if they were to deliver the Did they test the nuclear bomb back in the Civil War times? Before they do it, they just build one and use it and hope it works. Well, I think that the They forgot to the atmosphere on fire. I think I think that it would I mean if we're going by the way They did it in World War two. I'm messing you. I don't know. Okay. Let's say they they're going by the way

Did it in World War two? They tried the first design. It didn't work. They changed to a different kind of design that the I believe it's called like the gun the gun model and That was what Little boy boy was based on and then fat man, I don't mean to point to you, you know, say fat man, but what you did anyway was a fissioned effusion bomb and they still weren't sure. Now did you shoot, did you specifically, do you have a site that was chosen to donate the bomb? I think that, well, it was a last resort, just like in World War II, it was a last resort. They're like, hey, these Japanese are not giving up.

And even after they detonated the first one in Hiroshima, they still didn't give up. So then they had to hit Nagasaki. Now, if they had waited, just nailed Atlanta, since that was really that's the city your city of choosing. Hypothesis. It is the city of choice to drop the New Conor, to detonate the New Conor.

That's the city that would have made everyone stand up and say like oh shit. All right, all right. Okay, so let's let's say that they did detonate it. Okay. What happens? The South give up. Oh South absolutely gives up

Did it the Japs give up? Yes, mm-hmm Okay, so so the South gives up the South gives up and now what how life as we know it goes on we have babe Ruth Hitler's dead We've got a was Hitler dead an American flash I was Hitler dead is the way the exact results have stop are you are you done I don't do you have more questions no I don't want to know I'm not gonna ask questions until you say oh I mean I don't have any haymakers like get them did if that's what you're expecting the

same maker was are you is it? Like the land is decimated? A land is decimated. So the war pretty much ended anyway. Ends like it ended anyway. Maybe they've done a couple strategic strikes along the way. Just as the world look at United States is like, well, these motherfuckers will bomb themselves. We're not messing with them. Yep. Yeah. Yeah That's exactly it What the US use a nuke against the tone people Boy, but the facts he just put different scenario

He broke the fact that now we're the fucking mad dogs in the world and no one's gonna fuck with us That wasn't in your life. Oh, I thought you said what would they just use it against? No, I said what the world does the world Notice that the US will bomb themselves. That's how fucking that's how crazy they are. That's a hardcore. We are yes Now you're done now now I'm done. Okay Game Steve Dave are you impressed or unimpressed? Someone impressed He can't be impressed impressed or unimpressed I mean he has some that he was very knowledgeable at the types of bombs the different variations

He did all for a lot, like, butterfly effect though. There was no first time. First of all, it's like you're too fucking boring. I'm snoring. And then if I don't offer more information about bombs, though, the butterfly effect. No butterfly effect in your scenario. Oh, I wasn't sure, I didn't, I wasn't aware that was a,

that's the most important thing. That's the most important thing. That's the most important thing. That's the most important thing. That's the most important thing... that's the most important thing that's the most important thing that's the matter of life like last week but if i thought it was used last week but that's the most fun part of this game what quince at it everyone thinks we're mad dogs are afraid of us now and now

now america has become basically the autumn and empire like we're fucking spread across the world so you're up anymore you can't get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to basically the Ottoman Empire, like we're fucking spread across the world. It's not Europe anymore. You can't go, you can't go. You can't go from America. You can't go from a democracy to a- It's not Japan anymore. It's America, Ireland.

It's America. What's up? You say we become conquerors now because we destroyed half, we destroyed half of our own country. Yep. Okay. And it literally didn't useless with radiation. Yeah.

But we saved the buildings. But there was a little butterfly effect in that, you would agree? A little, yeah. Just a recession. No, just on the perception, that would be the only butterfly effect is people, they're not so over there. Earlier then they have done already. Now people are saying that about us now,

according to him, they're saying it 100 years ago. And I also said that the north now takes over the south and becomes Becomes a doctorate a powerhouse Yeah, but I mean let me ask you know when the civil war ended where black people are like, oh everything's cool now For they like everything's cool. They're not even like it today No, but we're sorry because we didn't drop it on back. You can't make a novel without breaking a few black eggs. I can't even get better believe the Japanese were like,

all right, everything's cool now. No more, no more. No more. Yeah. Q, are you impressed or unimpressed? Oh, I don't even have to ask. I don't even have to fucking ask. I saw my face out of his mouth.

I was impressed. That was impressed. You guys did this research? This is really good. Yes! I saw him like this out of his mouth. I was impressed. That was impressed. You guys did his research? Yes, I did. You know what I was mostly impressed by? Why I'm giving it an impress? And I think you'll agree with me after I say this Walter.

He was able to fend off the attacks and stay on point. Unlike the boop boop boop boop. Over there who fucking couldn't string two sentences together to slide his challenge. But no! What the fuck? Over there who fucking couldn't string two sentences together to slide this challenge Like a seal ask for a fish It's face got already fucking Where We're not Conscient effect yeah, which Brian was able like stay in the pocket But the most important aspect of the game is the butterfly effect you would agree or not agree

It's the most fun part of the game. It's the most fun part of the game Yes, and there was barely any of That's not a lot of a lot of a lot of names, right? Sarbamba. Right. Oh, the guy who he's sitting there agreeing with the like two seconds earlier, like, yeah, that's cool. That may have been that may have been the most below the belt sequence ever directed I get right there. I'm still pissed about the skull that we didn't last week. All right, so impressed.

You're saying, you got too impressed. What? He's got too impressive. He's got too impressive from the celebrity judges. But all that matters is the profit. Well, now he's tainted, because you guys should all over me. Well, how lucky it should all over me.

That was their job. Should he go on a soundproof booth? Well, I'm pretty sure he respects Quinn more than you anyway. So. All right, pro. All right. So nice job.

Presence, body language, contact, eye contact, that was all great. Language skills are used all of the words correctly, which was great. Mastery of the subject, knew new the bombs names seem to know the information no visual aid but I like what do you get a five in okay presence which is the body language and the eye contact and net stuff and language skills okay what do you get a zero in it charismatic and well spoken that again these heroes. Yes

The visual aid That was it that's only zero Damn shit. What about the butterfly? I have that in there the butterfly. I should have pulled up a picture of a bomb and just showed it to All right, so we're not gonna reveal the score until after Q goes That was a good feeling of venture melons right now BQ you had the most fun topic. I thought yeah That was the one that everybody could really I thought Brian was that his was a little Dark Yes yours is a lot more fun a lot more there a lot more

Opportunities to put your butterfly wings on Right, yeah, although my story does not end Happily Walter, okay, but let's get for listeners who were who may not have been here last week right right or topic was what if the world is introduced to Elvis Presley on the what's the show again it's all the yet Sullivan show not by him performing rock and roll right but by wrapping right I thought you said gangster hardcore it doesn't matter it really doesn't matter obviously I'm gonna give you one here because I gave one to get him If he's on the Milton Burles show, what's this?

He's just looking at a big Uncle Milton dick hardcore. He's gonna be rapping, but it's not gonna be the rap He's not gonna get any airtime if he's of course of course. Okay. All righty Presentation begins presentation begins there we see look at that you know who that is? you know what he did? what's changed American music my friends it's flavor-flavored he created rock

That's the man You that crowd-croft To hear that as an affloss sign to hear them going nuts those women going berserk, buddy Imagine if that gentleman did not harness the power of rock and roll. On September 9th, 1956 when he showed up on the Ed Sullivan show. I got a point. That was one of my points that you had to hit. And you got it. I had to give you credit.

I had a thing that I was looking for people to hit. You just hit one of them. I didn't hit any of them Obviously get him in a wall What if he did not perform love me tender don't be cruel Hound dog and ready Teddy on that on that free-devil night my friend. He sang four songs at night. That's right That's right and in fact that night that he was on Ed Sullivan wasn't even the host at night. He was out sick How crazy is that is this in your timeline or on real life? No, this is real life and that's why Elvis

Had the Chutzpah to try something different or Hutzpah Fonetically the Chutzpah What am I gonna get I'm gonna get knocked out for not being Jewish Me All right, now here's the thing Now everybody loved Elvis already the kids already. Oh, yeah, by the time I was on that was the thing I put him over he was already building critical mass. He was he was there He was on another show earlier than that

I'd tell them I didn't want him on the show But he was on a show before I did that and the ratings went through the roof So I'd tell them I got I got to have the sky on so that's why it was on okay And what now imagine now going through the roof because of his own ability or was it because of the kernel? No, it's on his bits. Ellis. He He's not even there yet. Okay. Now this, you know, the kids bypassed Elvis to get to the Colonel. Right. Colonel his, the Colonel wasn't even in the picture then. He was still, he was still being, he was still working at, at son record by Sam Phillips. Also, he's being

represented by somebody. Sam Phillips had his contract. Thank you. Um, I see what you mean, Walt. Get them coming in with these zingers right away. It's really throwing cue. Now this is what I'm saying, bro, I imagine that what he wrapped about in the rap style that he was creating that very night, the topic that he was wrapping about would have been way more acceptable to America, white America,

than what rappers came out with when, you know, hardcore rap came out with the killing of the cops and expressing black rage and black suppression and stuff like that. So even if they didn't like the style of rap, they would have approved the message that Elvis was delivering way more than they would have done hardcore rap.

So, so I see what have been like the new Beatles. I see, this is, I see he's a glimmer and his fucking great grandfather's eye. He's not even around at that point. What were you saying, but it was people like I see what have been like the new Beatles. I see this is I see he's a glimmer in his fucking great grandfather's eyes Not even around at that point. What were you saying? But it was people like I see you want me to answer the butterfly effect before I do the thesis is that is that maybe that's why nobody was impressed with Yeah, you probably got a zero But what you started with no hit like it didn't work up to he had disadvantaged He had this advantage going first

He's got a lot of disavage And you got the advantage of going last, because you got to see what it's like. That's fine, and I accept being marked on that. Plus you're awesome, so fun. There you go. So right away, I mean, parents were rolling their eyes at Elvis no matter what, at the style of music.

They wouldn't have rolled it over anymore, because Elvis was Elvis. And he has the thing about Elvis. He would have made it work, professor. And do you know why? Do you know how to 500 and change songs? Do you know how many Elvis wrote? How many?

Zero because Elvis wasn't a writer. Elvis was a performer my friend He was a performer and he was one of the best performers of all time undisputed He's a far better performer than I just about any rapper that has ever lived So he would have performed the fuck out of it my friend. You would have sold rap So he was saying about how hard it is being on the streets How he never been on the streets? He would have been rapping about being on it, my friend. You would have sold rap. So you would have said about how hard it is being on the streets, how he never been on the streets. He would have been rapping about being on the streets. That's what I'm saying.

He would rap about things that white America could relate to. Oh, for girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups.

For girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups. For girl with suck ups. For girl with bar, don't fucking open your mouth. Hey, that got question about, well it doesn't really pertain to what you're saying. But, um, let me do another thing. I just a little note I wrote here about Elvis and rappers, okay? All right, Elvis was already very, very asentitious. Oh, fuck. Okay? You need a break. You. You think of break. I had the ring down.

I know, yeah, but you just looked at the bigest words in the fucking dictionary. That was written before I got hit. I didn't throw that in just. No, no, no. He's mad about any word over two seconds. Oh, yeah. So good.

But yeah, but you're intentionally... You can't throw it in this. You think Flav a Flav and his clock was gaudy Elvis will motherfuckin Bejeweled jumpsuits, alright? He put everybody else's chain MC Hammer may have went bankrupt putting his initials on the front gate of his house But Elvis put himself on the front gates of Graceland and he didn't go broke, you know why prof? Because Elvis was gangster before there was even gangster, alright?

It's such a short hop to think that he would event rap because he basically invented the rap lifestyle. He's rolling around a gold-plated cause. He's got the jewelry. He's got the front. He's got the land, the gray sand with his own face on the get. This guy was was was rap before there was rap. And he didn't go broke.

Another like real, I got to get about man. Another thing he created the rap lifestyle. I didn't go broke. Another like real, I got to mean he got to get bumped man. Another thing, he created the wrap lifestyle. I didn't even, you knew before. I had that down like, you know, he was a rapper. So he couldn't have copied his life. I got examples. He carried guns and badges for no reason. He shot up TVs.

I was gonna say the only difference is the cops liked him. He shot up TVs. He threatened to kill the man, his ex-wife started dating just because he thought it made him look bad. Like that's who we deal with. He learned karate just so he can kick ass. Look, as a result though, this is a butterfly effect.

Okay, he would have inspired imitators, all right? Suddenly you don't have Jerry Lewis setting pianos on fire, professor. Jerry't have Jerry Lewis setting pianos on fire professor. Jerry Lewis. Jerry Lewis. I'm lighting up the thing I'm fire. I'm even blaming. You don't have to. That would be so pretty low.

And now who could possibly say you don't belong here? What assholes emailing me when you just had a fucking Jerry Lewis in the tension. I'm ready. You're ready to go. Come on, you gotta give extra points for that. No, you can't. You can't read it.

You can't read it. For a fucking joke. So like Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin. Right? Jerry Lewis. No, Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin. Right? No Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin. Yeah. Yeah. So like Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin, they wouldn't have been singing like all-time standards and stuff like that. They would have been rapping. He would have had to imitate his whole way down the line. Bring me to Jerry Lewis. Q would it be the rap pack? I think you were right. I think you were right. I think you were right.

I think you were right. Now, Jerry Lee Lewis would have entered the rap game. She's encouraging him. And then what a follow-it is also kind of a rap thing. Many songs about underage women and girls. Oh yeah. Because that's what Jerry Lee Lewis likes. Okay. So did Elvis. Okay. Now. Oh no. I know where this butterfly is. I know. It's so insane. They play both same bill.

They play. No, no, no, no, no, they played on the same bill. The butterfly and the other. They were on the same bill quite often, right? And what happened would now is like, while they were wrapping about these underage girls, they would get on the rage girls backstage. And Jerry Lewis stole one of Elvis's girls. You understand? So Elvis started wrapping anti-Jerry Lewis stuff just like Rapids did today, dropping his songs. So it's war war this is the butterfly effect

It is butterfly effect and the Memphis mafia would be like yo fuck Jerry Lee Lewis if we see him We're gonna we're gonna shoot him Jerry Lewis would would now drop a diss track on vinyl To Elvis and they would they would start they would start like a rivalry and unfortunately They would start like a rivalry and unfortunately, a story and sad being my friend, because Jerry Lee Lewis would roll up on Elvis in the world's first ever drive by and take him out. And Elvis would not have died on the toilet at 42 years of age in Graceland in 1977.

He would have died back in 1962, a victim of his own success and the game that he didn't change, bro. He invented. His delivery is really good. Because there's a butterfly effect. He's pretty much replacing Jerry Lewis and Elvis. It's two, he's replacing two-pock and a biggie with Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis So and that's the point. Oh wait, that's what we're supposed to know Is that is that's the end of my that's the end of my that's the end of my it's a good a maker cue That was really really well done. Thank you

Thank you very much, but there I mean that but I got to go to the celebrities Are are you impressed Brian? I, I mean, I don't recall any of Barb's being bandied about a very impressed. You didn't ask yourself, like, well, then who would have introduced rock and roll to the masses? You didn't ask, well, if not for Elvis, where do the Beatles stand in our world? But that doesn't mean other people couldn't have come along and done that. I just assumed somebody would have.

You didn't ask yourself that, huh? No, I didn't. I was so, because I was so entranced by your delivery. But you're not, you're, but I was focused. I couldn't think of anything else. All right. So you don't, you don't think to yourself level Who's the most likely artist to bring rock and roll to prominence? I do I do have an answer for that Jerry Lewis I do have an answer You want me answer that because I have it. I do actually I thought about this because

What you do is you're taking away the culture that black people created Okay, and as we know Elvis sort of shifted blues and black music at the time into what was rock and roll He wouldn't have done that now. So you would have had the black culture would have been the extension and evolution of the blues into rock and roll And you would get a lot more of Jimmy Hendrick style Rock and roll so the so rock is the introduction of rock is pushed all the way back to the 60s. Yes. What about little Richard? Maybe rap it might be rapping If you're happy. Yeah, yeah, you'd be rapping He would have been he would have been continued about that what about that other guy

About that other guy what are you saying what they all look alike? There was another famous rock Chuck Berry. Yeah, what about Chuck Berry all of them? They're all be rapping. Yeah, yeah, they know no no no no no They would have been continuing the blood down on the South cursing the cotton gin And what about the Beatles what the Beatles yeah the Beatles Beatles would have became rappers because they were heavily inspired by Stacy says no, instead of she's not in this game this game. She says the Beatles would not have become rappers. The Beatles were very inspired. The Rolling Stones would have become rappers because they were more inspired by blues music

than the Beatles rap. Beatles would have done rap. So we know Brian's impressed. Get him Steve Dave impressed. Get him Steve Dave and press your own impressed. I'm gonna have to say I'm impressed because like I said, he pretty much just took two pocket big-sized story. You just revealed yourself to be a scam as a human being. Yeah, you just put it back on. Well instead of this guy, this guy was just guy in this guy, the exact same thing. You're not supposed, you're not, you're you know, it's you're not supposing that there's Changes big change. I think the audience would have respected it a little bit more. Wait a second. You're saying that knowledge that you get that he

Fucking delivered the goods. Oh, he did deliver the goods. You should have kept your mouth shut But you're saying that big in two pocket invented rap, which they obviously didn't no, but he's he's just he's he's again That's just for that part of the East Coast West Coast War. But he, he fucking at least took, he took the scenario and crafted an entertaining story. I had a fucking video in audio. I'm not saying that I'm using YouTube. I'm not saying that I'm using YouTube. You just, you just kept saying the same thing over and over again.

I will turn on him so he doesn't know what to do. I'm not saying that I'm using YouTube. talking to you to have quick answers at the ready. For questions you couldn't anticipate. He should have anticipated. Yeah, he should have been ready for anything. He's playing Pokemon Go. He didn't give a shit. Your search for Pokemon?

He's fucking a huffed in a char wizard or whatever the fuck they are I think I think the I think it's time. Yeah, maybe you may take a Gimsteve Dave break and re-arrival Take a little breather A lot I was yeah, I mean you were my guy tonight and you fucking went into ring and fucking rolled over I was your guys Yeah, I was I didn't know it before the night began, but yeah, you showed your tummy Yeah, you're rolled over presented yourself

All right, pro Let's keep everyone into Spencer to one this, let's keep everyone in suspense. I don't want this tonight. So I'm looking at cues and I knew the dates, knew the history, knew that at Solven didn't host that night. I knew fucking had his contracts back then. We didn't have any questions ready. Did you have questions ready for him? Because you didn't ask any. Yeah, you did. What about the Colonel? And I was there. And I was it was over after that You didn't have anything you knew what his you knew what his

His topic was you should have things to throw him off and you didn't I tried to help you I Tried you just ripped off big YouTube Yeah, at least he fucking had at least he crafted an entertaining story You could and you had the fucking you had the you had everything in your hands you had the Taken I told you to go heavy on the Holocaust and you didn't eat It was way too holocaust like for my taste Heavy on the lack of a hole. I said yeah, you said it once At the very end

Sorry, yeah, the juice lift. Sorry, I want to hear my stories I'm very interested in my scores So I didn't anyway as I was saying Straight down. I mean, you know, just did a fantastic job. You know, you know, just just really really good I mean do you want me to know? I just didn't get any vibes. Yeah What's live did it? He's really got this five What do you get some five? You got a five presence. I mean, eye contact.

He was looking straight at me. He was showing me that video. He was engaging me. He was bringing me into it. Poise organization. I mean, this organization was fantastic. I mean, is it an entire bandage? He is a profease, a seasoned performer.

I'm seeing Jay working up fucking comic bookstores. I'm just gonna bear it. Barely, yeah. I got it. I got it. staring into space if I'm like we're gonna get this up. I mean that is an unfair advantage though isn't it or is it not? If he's intellectually disabled. I'm just greeting who they put in front of you. You know there's no curve in your world in the classroom? No no curve in my class room front of you know, there's no curve in your world and in the classroom No, no curve in my class room. There's no

That come from this you know it may have this advantage over another child like the retarded Right for me. It's always been what you get is what you earn and that's yeah, get him stepped in the arena He accepted the challenge Aragantly I might I know his claims. He's the smartest guy in the room compass Sound so hurt I Thought this was gonna be like you are just gonna like I said man just knock it out of the park Love with Elvis for years so he knows a lot more than I

Do about the content But I know you I don't have a picture me like with you hanging up my bed room But I knew that but I thought at least I thought you were You're passionate about like these weird dates And getting you told me you said dates are not interesting because they went from the dates. That's what you said. But I don't go away from the dates. They're not interesting. You told me the heymaker for I hired you Before I hired you told me give me a task if I have a defined task I can I can perform an unbelievable job

I gave you a defined task twice now Was it a blanket fuck everything up? I gave you to get them on the shelf you fuck that up and I You fucking you just you just shot fucking you just you just shut I came I came up with a dent that the congen effect is a damn good theory you've caused a mutiny amongst the listeners they're dropping like

I went to I fucking told to do his name is Kevin Casson I want to apologize right now to Kevin Casson I said the fucking nasty is email to Kevin Casson a long said, what the fuck is nasty as evil to Kevin Casson? A long time listener. A six-year listener. Listen to what I send him.

It was like he was defending his wife's honor, right? Where is it? Kevin Casson sent an email the other day. I didn't tell you this, get him. I don't want to throw you on the- No, I want a humiliation. Please, please please please please I can no longer stand get him Steve Dave He talks over everyone and he isn't know at all. He is annoying. I gotta stand his dumb shit I have purchased everything

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Thank you Back to the show It's it God that's it. Can I can you just do one thing for me sure? Could you read this out loud because I'm not talking to Stacy what's that John letting quote right there? Before Elvis there was nothing says John Lennon okay Okay, so you so you would guess from that quote He was pretty he's pretty influenced by Elvis Hey, right say never have I wanted her speak more than to say why did you shake your head though there? You don't believe that the Beatles would have been rappers

You didn't like the idea of it. Hmm. Oh, he's another quote Elvis was religion to me John Lennon So you think that maybe she's allowed to To what did he say about your creator old to cross me? All right, you know it was away in the world Fucking 1960s in this room I didn't realize where that you were that uh... It's fucking 1960s in this room before that. It's 2016 outside there. Alright Frank five, you got some final scores for us?

Final scores. Let's do the last place. Okay, we're going to Valet Dittorian, Saludatorian, and DUNTS. So I'm guessing that's the order was presented in here. So, um, forget him and Walt. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It'll be Ladondo full All right, all right go ahead. No, I can't Steve Dave and walk combo score Honestly, then and I want to say that you guys did a good really good job I mean honestly and you know you could only do so much I understand that well because of his Yeah, he was oh you're not talking about his limited capacity for thought

he had it man it's just that you know what it is it's like though it's like those guys that are like really great on the sand lot but then when they get under the lights you know and organized they just don't have it when they're under the lights they just freeze off yeah yeah but he had it he knew it and he was ready to go I told you what they got here I was like he's gonna fuck a crush it. Yeah, I've seen American Idol where they plead their cases on the judges You know deliver the verdict Really disappointed because I really I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that he distanced the skull and I've been taking care of this

Go for a week, you know, I mean I ended up like Tonya Harding at the Olympics. Yeah, I I didn't I didn't I mean I haven't read that whole thing but it seems like Maybe that's the beginning of your Downfall mate. Oh, that's the beginning Now do they get any extra points for being a couple of Aussies right? Couple of testics right? Couple of testics. Right, that doesn't factor in, we're kind of a little bit behind the April. We're troubled. Alright, I'm going to give some extra points. They could help, yes, but all right, I will take some points. Two, two, two, two, three, two, one.

Alright, now bear in mind that I have ADD and bipolar 2 so I want points as well. No. Yeah. Is America's coming to this? No, I'm the only one who wants to use it now. I just did it, Vanish. Give everybody two points. No, that's not.

Oh, wow. All right, so get them, when all is said and done with, you know how hard it is for us to look people in the eye? With the, um, out of a possible 30 points 19 Respectable out of a possible 30 possible 30. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's what the two. Yeah, that's a great You would have gotten like a 65 on your test Still passing It was a solid C-minus

Softball like no, no, no, it was too old You're the one who fucking gave it to him Because I wanted him to do well too. I didn't want to give him something If you think if he would do anything if I gave him what get him's topic You think he would I would have crushed anything. I would have crushed anything Doesn't matter what you have done anything. I would have crushed dude I fucking give you a road in essay, but you love Elvis Yeah, but I would have crushed dude, I wrote a damn, I wrote an essay. But you love Elvis.

Yeah, but I would have loved him. I wanted to give something in your wheelhouse. I'd appreciate that, but I would have done. Give me a shot of video of a congen running. Exactly. I think it's unfair to suggest he doesn't love congenz. I mean, I gave Brian the heaviest topic, the darkest topic, because that's what he likes.

Dark. And I wanted to, I gave him the most the headiest and the one that would be the most intellectually boring but yet to be able to adorable because up until now I thought he was smart Because I want I was again I was trying to make Kevin Cassin eat shit, but I'm the one that's got my teeth in it. I got the fucking brown smile. I will never fucking wear off. Thanks to get him.

Kevin Kassen squatting over a wild space. All right. So he's got a 19. He's got a 19. For Brian, like I said, once again, another nice job. The only thing that really hurt you, Brian, was the fact that there was no way. No one heckled him.

That what? No visual aid. No visual aid. I had no heckling. And then no heckling. Well, wait, why? How could you take no heckling off for me? No, I didn't take any points for that. I'm just, I'm just going. Had I known there was going to be a visual aid component, I definitely would, it was not mentioned. Yeah, but you could have with your phone. Q didn't have one either. I, actually, it's not true.

Look at this. Check it out. I had actually downloaded pictures of Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis beforehand, but I just saw it the last second to go with the video. Nice. Yeah. The last one's on his roll. Even Jerry Lee Lewis with another age girl I had.

She's 10. Oh my gosh. I thought the boy, I thought you were going to go with the butterfly effect was going to be that It may it may be it made What they did with undergauge girls more Acceptable like like in France or something like you know how it is in France But in America that would become that would become no France India

I thought that's where you're leading to the butterfly to be like our culture that was acceptable. I had to figure out a way to get them this and each other. And that was that was that's the only thing they shared with the rich girls. Yeah can

can I ask you to give them a point off for not making it so we could all bang 12 year olds. So you end it up with a 22. All right. Only three points more than us. Well, he got out of point. He got a zero too though for the visual aid.

I mean, if he had a visual aid, it was pretty much nothing. That's not a big show in Wink. That's a big show. Somehow I don't think he was coming in third. So, right, in queue for you four you you have fun with the bronze Come on skull you end up with what all is said and done 29 out of 30 You know I was looking for something is only God is perfect I was looking for something. Because only God is perfect.

Right. Yes, we do. Oh, what was it? What did you think the only thing I did was with the Jerry Lewis, Jerry Lee Lewis. I kind of thought I turned that around. When I turned it into an actual thing about Jerry Lewis, but I'm not going to debate it. You turned it around.

Yeah. Get him to the joke. No, no, no, but then I turned around and actually made it. Oh, sorry. On the fly, you worked it in. I did the joke. No, no, no, but then I turned around and actually made it in the car. I'm sorry. I worked on the fly. You worked it in. I did. Yeah, but I'll take it. You know, is it is it Q or is it skull? I'm going to say the skull in effect here. I mean, this kind of showing you would never have performed that well. Okay, so you and get him Q in the skull. Well, we know his name now. Will. Will. Will. Will. Will. Helm. Well, we know his name now will. Wilhelm Wilhelm.

So the very first installment of Professor Impressor winner. I thought it was great. It was fine. I thought it was a great. Yeah, he was. And he was. And really well. But if we play it again.

Yeah. You got to promise not to use the skull. Because he was right under your, you are touching it and rubbing it the whole time Yeah, I have been yeah, it's weird dude. That's what I do at home like I just I sit there and I stroke at like a bond villain What's on it shelf? Yeah, I take it down like when I worked on the Elvis thing I just sat there and I would like right and then I would stroke Right is it TV?

Bible is it school? No and then I would stroke. And then right. Is it TV viable? Is it school? No. And professor and presser. Yeah, I think it is. I think there's something there. I do. I think there's something to people making up histories.

Let's see this on a different channel in two weeks now. That one's deep, Dave. I'm going to sleep there. We all try to make ends meet the fear this year Welcome to pass my dear all unsreasoned before the course has run I'm not you rockin' take it sleepin' on the job I'm feelin' like I'm rough, dead, beating, dumb Oh, it's another day too Prove I sell back up I feel a little disconant in love This year we had to see all the shades of what can be Light down, go to ground Make

them what to take you down I corrode the samples All the pain that you can on Wash the way slow decay Speak our minds with hell to pay We're talking such a good game Seems the world is fun I'm sleeping on the job and dreaming Down, go with some fantasy to rule myself back up I feel a little discredited now I'm not your rockin' take, sleepin' on the show, I'm feelin' like I'm rotten, me and I know I've got the chance to bring it to the top, I'm a worldie, I'm a of all the time and year of food We had something such a good game

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