Tell Em Steve-Dave - #315: Woe is Q

Episode Date: December 10, 2016

Q faces a catastrophe, Bry faces a minor bump in the road, Walt is shamed. Music: Floorian - Spinning Time...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 2 Artistic's going head to head. Someone's back to win. I think I blacked out at try heard it. There's more at stake here. he's feelings. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave. Boys is this going to be, uh, it's getting free. Just so everyone knows right out of the gate that you don't have to wait for him to laugh or Insert himself or any other number of things that people seem to take issue with god forbid he laughs, right? Right Well, you know
Starting point is 00:01:18 Get him a he's device, right? He's a polarizing figure, but he's not the only one You came in, you look down, and I say BQ. Should be on top of the world. Look at you. I tell you, you guys know ever since I got sick, I've been really happy. I love my job. I love coming here. You love life. I love life. I love life but that's hit a snake. A bit of a snake. I made I made a mistake of well somebody had sent me a screen cap saying that of one of the red things saying that I picked on that I picked on get them a little too hard Do you want people sending me that kind of stuff or would you rather be unaware of it? I mean, I think his thing was I could use it on the show not not not like a negative ignorance is bliss
Starting point is 00:02:17 Is it or is it it is is it dude because I you know I haven't been on running a long, long time, and I went in and uncovered a level of hatred that I mean, could you imagine someone who is completely in love and then finds out that their wife is cheating on it? Like someone that got a billion years should be like, nah, not my wife, Sean. Like you thought you were a beloved? I don't think I was beloved, but I thought the show is beloved. I thought like we I don't I I certainly think I was hated thought I was mildly likeable. Oh my god I went on and I was like let me let me just see this thing about getting them because maybe I
Starting point is 00:03:00 Maybe we could use it and I just got into a rabbit hole about reading people on Reddit who I'm assuming a hardcore tell-in-the-day fan I got me honest. I don't know why they listen Um, and holy fuck. It's like everybody hates me. Like there were a few people sticking up on me here and there. There were two of them. I appreciate it that but oh my god. What is it that they hate about you? I'm on funny and bits I come up with, they're on funny, I'm a liar, a bad actor. I'm arrogant. At a touch, I'm the least funny.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Let's go through. Let's go through. Yeah. Bad actor, do you disagree? I mean, I'm not acting, so. So. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Oh. Oh. She's fine. Are we sure it's not just gitt'em? It's not, oh, gitt'em. So Are we sure it's not just get them it's not oh get being a troll and go in there It's getting his getting his hundreds of accounts Just to get back. No, it's the only way he really can because you know how behind the scenes here I text get them. I like get them we get along and like I will Text him about whatever episode were coming up if I know there's something involving him like I'll text him about whatever episode we're coming up. If I know there's something involving him, like I'll text him to to bounce ideas off on. It's not like we come in here.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Right, but you recall that you sent me a text the last time you text him, you're like, I think it was mad at me. He was very short and and uh, right. He was. He was. And was I not upset? Was I not concerned? You were.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I was saying you were. He's my friend that I worry And I said it's probably he's frazzled like Walton is asked about something and it turned out that's what it was I text you when I after I told you that I text again I said hey, buddy. I said if I basically said like I don't need to Yeah, like because he's like I don't want I don't want him upset at me and he's like no
Starting point is 00:04:45 He's like it's not you. It's some of the work. But and then he texted me later. He was like look I'm really sorry like I didn't mean to to come off like that I can't even remember what I mean you can you imagine? Wednesday, so could you imagine though that he being that like Like frazzled that you can't answer a friend's text because I said, Hey, when you get to work today, scan these two items at a certain DPI before I get there. So I'm, and that's, that's what has him. I'm sure there's a lot of questions.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I'm over the edge. Whenever he gets a text and he's, and he's, you know, I'm just a Quinn jumping down your throat. Yeah. His reaction to such the Quinn like questions their French Maybe I'm just a little yeah, maybe maybe anyone or those moods really a little oversensitive I didn't think so dude no because when I started reading them I was like well this fucking guy doesn't know what he's talking about this guy doesn't know he's talking about it's like
Starting point is 00:05:41 They don't like the kernel thing and I'm like and they're like the Colonel thing. And I'm like, and they're like, it's not funny. And I'm like, well, it wasn't really a joke. I was like, I got made a Colonel by Kentucky. They don't like the tax thing, which, all right, whatever. They don't like the skull thing. Like, it's a lie, I'm a liar. But like, whatever, it's like, dude, but and after a while, like, it went from like,
Starting point is 00:06:02 like, it went through stages of like, what's wrong with this asshole to like all like this is fucking why do these people even listen to like holy fuck why there's so many people who don't like to like holy shit does anybody like me it really went to the point where you said any of you tried to text get a probability yeah I was like love me I need to the point that I was like I don't know if it, there was, there was some moments where I was like, maybe I should just not do the show anymore. Like, I could, I mean, I don't wanna take away
Starting point is 00:06:31 from your pity party, but I mean, I'd love to join in. I mean, lately though, I've been, I've been taking it on the chin about my doofus looks on the Twitter too, and on the Twitter, you can't even say that you're not fucking that every every fucking your beloved on twitter everybody will everybody wants to rub you out both men and women
Starting point is 00:06:53 well see this is why it's more of setting but because and here i'm just gonna like that dumb fucktard goofy fuck tooth d-bag right and uh... unfuckable unfuckable. Unfocable. You have kids.
Starting point is 00:07:07 I know, that's why I'm like, but I don't want to put my kids' images online just approved from that so long. But why don't you leak a sex tape, though, instead? So I mean, we're both, we're both, uh... Yeah, but you know what the thing though is, dude, like on Twitter is IJ fans. Okay. Right, and it's just like, and there's nothing not to like if you like iJ there's nothing not to I'm it's inoffensive as possible on iJ you know what I mean and and and it's edited and you know what I mean and everything is like presented as perfect way. Here is like the real
Starting point is 00:07:38 me and I always had it thought that I had a relationship with the answer. It was like, look, I started here as a sound guy and and work your way up from the bottom. And we got to see we got to see stuff up by a bootstrap. We're just like where they got to see me like get the TV show and then like get more successful and grow into this thing. It's like, and he was the place I was honest where I was like, Hey, this sucks about being on TV. This and a pound. Nobody wants to hear it. Like, like people like, well, you're on great hear it. Like, like, people like, well,
Starting point is 00:08:05 you're on great full year, but, but, but, but, but, but, but I thought I didn't think I was doing that. I thought I was just sharing with the audience that I thought I was real with, what it was really like. But apparently that's not welcome or appreciated or, or, or even the tax thing started as like, I was really complaining with you two you guys and people, an audience that I thought were, you know, friends of a sort, like we're in it together, but like, holy fuck. I think the perception is like, I wish I had your problems. Yeah, maybe. Maybe, but that's not what they're saying. That's not what they're saying. That's not what they're saying. They're just like, rich asshole, which I'm not even like,
Starting point is 00:08:49 like, I mean, you know how much money? It's not like a rich, rich, you know what I mean? It's like, I have a little more money, but if the show went away tomorrow, I'd be in deep trouble. You know what I mean? It's something I'm like, you'd see me as fucking like, openings of like card stores, you would be here on Tuesdays. And I guess it just, it was a shift in my perception of my role on Talim Steve Dave
Starting point is 00:09:13 and my interaction with the audience of Talim Steve Dave and the ants, like I didn't realize that they fucking just didn't like me a lot of them. I didn't know, I really heard my feelings, which I suppose you think to say, but it did. I'd be too, I mean, I know you're just going to take anything anybody says as like trying to make you feel better, but I think each of us has been in that barrel though, at one point, one time or another during the show's existence. I mean, initially, I was, some of the things people said was just I mean it was it was
Starting point is 00:09:46 hurtful. Then I got in that barrel. Yeah. And now and now you're kind of in that barrel. I just it just the barrel you know we hop in and out of it. Why did people listen if they hate me so much? Like if you're listening to a show and they fast forward, they love me and you even more. You can't negate it. I guess man, it really, it really bummed me out. And then I was trying to do a positive. I was like, all right.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Then I was like, well, what if we put me on trial by fire ants where everybody who hates me could send in what they hate about me. And I could try and answer it or try and change it. Or like try and stick up for myself. So who would be, like, well, who would you prosecute? We could have, get him be the prosecutor. Oh, people have a good, good.
Starting point is 00:10:27 And I'll defend you, kill. Oh, you could defend yourself. I would, no, no, no, I would like it if you would defend me. Yeah. I would, I would be pretty good. Yeah, that would be great. And if you hit him, what happens if, get him, what if, and then what would let the, have like a,
Starting point is 00:10:40 I guess we need a judge, like an impartial judge. Well, we can't be Brian Johnson, then not under an impartial judge level can't be Brian Johnson then can be Brian Johnson I guess we have to let it up to the reddit board like they'll start they'll start a like what's it called a post and they get to a vote and then you're like you know guilty or innocent and then and then we'll let it run for until we record okay the next time we record and then we'll we'll see what until we record. The next time we record, and then we'll see what the results are. So we're going to actively engage the red report. Yeah, they will be deciding your fate. On jury of your peers, a bunch of fucking fogly trolls
Starting point is 00:11:16 at their fucking keyboards. Well, my only concern is like, what I don't want. Well, okay, wait, but not your peers, my peers. What I don't want though, is I don't want people listening to this who've never been on Reddit to go on Reddit to stick up for me Yeah, that's the problem You're going to get so many people are gonna flock to your But there isn't there's a way to see how long you've been on Reddit so if you've been on for like Less than a week your vote doesn't count
Starting point is 00:11:44 I like it have to be a hardcore hater. Yeah, like, but they got to send it like, I just didn't know that everybody fucking really disliked me. It was bummer, man. But you know what? They didn't, that reality didn't exist until you went on Reddit and checked it out and immersed yourself in it. Well, it was like, what we always say about the Matrix.
Starting point is 00:12:09 However, it was living in the Matrix. Like, I just thought that we're all, like, what was the most heartful thing you saw? Um, I mean, all of it sort of bundled up. And after a while, there was so much of it. I mean, there's so much of it. Did anyone call you unfocable? Well, about this. Nobody called me unfuckable.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Thank God. Did it say, was Q the only child of his parents could have, or did they just forget the condom that one time? Woo! Nobody really said that. Yeah, because that's what somebody said about me. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Oh, I'm good. When he, when he last me and my wife go, oh it's that we cringe and call him the buck tooth fucked hard. Oh my God. Like we said it about you? No. No, okay. Who said that about you?
Starting point is 00:12:54 Not just some good. Just some guy on the Twitter where you're beloved. I don't know if I go anywhere and beloved, but. The buck tooth fucked hard. But this is a man who will the fucktard will be defending you okay in a trial by fire That means what you love me You're opening statement is like What do I play who I'm more than I bail if no you're you'll preside over you'll preside over everything and if one of, if, and if Gidham has an objection
Starting point is 00:13:25 to something I use, you will rule on it. Okay. Oh, so I am the judge. But I will be able to call you as a character, witness, as a witness, even though you're a judge, I'll still be able to call you to the stand. Okay. And I, I, I, I, that sounds legal. And, and we'll see if we can get like,
Starting point is 00:13:42 let me make it a big, a big deal. Yeah, I know we'll have, we'll have, we'll present evidence, we'll call witnesses to the stands, to the, you know, re-testimony, the reddicholes could email in, why they hate me so fucking much. And we'll have to. I think they have, can't we just print today?
Starting point is 00:13:59 I can't, I can't go through that again. I can't wait through those that mock again. And if, and instead of placing your hand on a Bible and trying to tell the truth, we'll put our hands on the Persian Kiss and Skull. Prussian. Yeah. Prussian Kiss and Skull.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Yeah, which I forgot even to bring today because I was so bummed out. So how do I sort? Dude, I was out of, so I mean, some of it is like ridiculous. Like somebody saying like, I mean, there's some like misogynistic, sexist shit on there too, about stacey and stuff that I was like, yeah, this is like an ignore part.
Starting point is 00:14:32 That's like a sad part. I'm just a part of it. When do you want to do this? You want to prepare, you want to go and have it in the first, in January at some point? Are you free in January? Yeah. Or I could get a date where we can get a whole
Starting point is 00:14:44 to the Eastern universe in here. And we'll call witnesses. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I'm in London for the first two weeks of January. Do Lola. Yeah. Now I'm going to head forward to it. I'm jet setting in the month of London.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Yeah. So yeah, I'm not going to be able to, you know, we have these arenas that we sold out and Wembley, yeah, Wembley sold out. I don't know how many nice you have, but how many times do I come on here and talk about that shit? I mean how many times what the terror I mean it comes with your whole persona Guess but why the only the only way that I thought I was one of us the only way that now The only the only way that I thought I was one of us the only way that now Yeah, you're you're you're better than us. I mean, that's a that's a I don't I don't agree with that If you were a comic book man, you would still be relatable, but you're a Joker. I don't know if I don't maybe I'm wrong
Starting point is 00:15:37 But I don't know if I agree with that like this is shit's all gonna be over in a few years and we're still gonna be here doing Tell them why would you rather have right? Okay, somebody go on and say that you're not a good actor Funny unfunny liar or bucktoothed Virgin Well I take I take fuck to the Yeah, I think I would too Get out of here. I would look in the mirror and I would be like well, I don't have
Starting point is 00:16:09 Fuckt and I know I'm not a virgin. I'm talking about when When I mean but dig but all of a sudden then you're but then all of a sudden If you choose that though, then you look in the mirror and you don't have a big beard You got two fucking big front teeth and you basically you're you got a double shirt on Okay, so you become me You guys are awesome, but we both know you're We both know we're all lined up our buck teeth And all this is gonna happen you know's going to happen because it happened last week. All this going to happen now is going to be bombarded with wonderful messages because
Starting point is 00:16:55 that's what happened last week after Getham, you know, got lambasted, I end, and I said some mean things. It's just like the amount of people emailing in now with the polar opposite now. We don't want that though. Yeah, but that's just gonna And you know what you can't But please don't do that they feel bad for you right now, but please don't do that We're trying to get to the bottom of something and I need a bottom of why you're not ver Universally like why not universally like but like why am I so hated on this one yes yeah I want because they hate everything yeah everyone I mean look not all of them make sense some
Starting point is 00:17:31 people are just like I mean they just to their own horn like I'm so successful but I can't tell you who I am and why it's like we got it to here we got it. You're successfully. Somebody got it. I mean, I understand that. Somebody did that on Twitter the other day they, um, they went after Mike and I for whatever reason and, uh, said that they had two radio shows. So they were very successful, but you can tell I mean, it was a troll account that had just started. Right. Uh, and one of the things of the things, I guess he's trying, this guy was trying to start a,
Starting point is 00:18:11 maybe something I could get us in trouble with the brass at AMC, which was that they saw, he saw Mike and I at the Menlo Park Mall up in Edison with two 20 year old girls and it was disgusting. Okay, so you're getting that you've seen your scene galvaning with 20 year old vixens and I'm and and I'm getting that I'm a fucking an R quote unquote R with buck teeth. Well, I don't I don't think this guy was an accomplished troll
Starting point is 00:18:48 Because that's what I said Why were you in Mike with 20 year olds up at the why is there anything wrong with that? Right they were our hookers I take them to the mall That was the other way that's a weird thing to pay for. That was the other day. I was like, why would we, like, were we trying to not go to a local mall?
Starting point is 00:19:11 Because there are a couple that are maybe a little closer, you know, mom and mom, but I wrote back, I said it is disgusting, they told us they were 18. But I mean, if he thinks that's going shame like me now cute if I go and if I enough I'm representing you yes and I want to go somewhere can I go anywhere can I bring up anything are there are there are there are there things in your life that I cannot bring to tips I know I want to get the sympathy well I would say like you know the true nature of how I got sick last year like everything
Starting point is 00:19:44 that happens I would say not not maybe the true nature of how I got sick last year. Like everything that happened. I would say not, not maybe not like the deep, deep details on it. So don't bring up up the gay bathhouse. Yeah. Don't bring up that. I have no idea what you're talking about. Sure. You do.
Starting point is 00:19:55 If I set it off, Mike, you would know what you never told anybody what you was that you had. Well, the several lives I did, but they're full extent of, of, of that. I never, I never told that. Well, that's like a good. That's a feel good. That's like beaten. You're like Rudy and shit. Yeah, I know, but go lay down go lay out on broad street. You know, I'm even a little saved that good. Put a carpet over you. They will save that for like fucking just a hair maker and a
Starting point is 00:20:21 trial. Show like you just got to do anything and everything to win back win win curry with these people Yeah, I guess yeah, and if it doesn't look like it's going your way then that's your bombshell I mean you always need a bomb show me All right, okay So what is the what is the percentage that of um on reddit? No, what is the percentage of That you're looking for in terms of, um, your approval. Yeah, your approval rating. What's what's in what's a one you can live at the one you're like, where this is.
Starting point is 00:20:52 I mean, I would even fucking take 50% like, you think it's below 50? On Reddit. Yeah. It's vicious. It's below 50. It's way below 50. It's vicious. Is it? 50. It's way below 50. It's vicious. Is it you think you're you concur?
Starting point is 00:21:08 I don't I didn't go to read it. So yeah, I don't know. I don't know. But I'm going to be matching with with my arch nemesis. Why? Like Perry Mason versus Matlock. These people who wrote that shit. Like like you've been
Starting point is 00:21:24 higher side versus a degree. Roll in here. people are on the line. Like you've been hired. Higher side versus 80 Griffith. I'm sorry. Roll in here. For the age. My client needs all the help he gets. I will be defending him from a wheelchair. If you are one of the people who took the time on Reddit to repeatedly say why I suck, why I'm awful,
Starting point is 00:21:46 all those things. This is your mom. Okay, where should they send their reasons and their I would say your email address, right? Me too. Yeah. I only want negatives. No positives. No positives. So I could, so I can defend. I don't, I'm not, Gim's prosecuting. I just have to defend it. Right. Gim Pep have set up his own fucking email for the Well legally got a share you got a share all right, I will share, but this is you this isn't you've been heard You've been everybody says I suck everybody says that I'm not funny. Everybody says that I'm a liar Everybody it says that I'm just like bad for the show and that I've become unfunny like this you've been heard so so if I call a character witness Stacy will she speak because I will really damage you we should find out now I'm sure but more ways than one talk to her I'll see
Starting point is 00:22:39 you know maybe she's on Reddit talking about me. I don't know Real down so so please if you wrote all that shit right into Walt put it into writing to Walt And I think the the guys or gals. I can't believe it's chaos. No, there was some gals clearly Yeah, I'm bashing you Yeah, that's strange if that's happening then I would be concerned because I'm telling you do you're on your way out Fondy snapping his fucking fingers and nothing happens dude. I'm telling you won't this isn't an act I know they're listening to people like Like hoping the comments change I'm hitting the side of my computer monitor.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Yeah, it was I was really bummed out man. It was one of those moments where I was like Maybe we should just shut down the show for a while or take a break or something. Oh my god That's fucking then I'll kill myself Well, I mean well you lose There might be if you lose the trial which I mean, well, you lose. There might be, if you lose, the trial, which we're not gonna lose. We're not gonna, but you know,
Starting point is 00:23:50 but you always gotta prepare if you do, but if you do lose. What's up to the Reddit people? You didn't get him, could replace you. Well, see, I think that's awesome. I think that's awesome, but then I read a theory that said the reason I've been saying that I don't want to get him on the show
Starting point is 00:24:04 or it's me and him is because I want time off from the show and I want get him to replace it So if we do that those people are gonna be like I fucking knew it. I knew it. Well, you're playing yeah You're playing Chesson and unwinnable Chess match You're right Yeah, I'll accept that you know why cuz then I'm definitely gonna win because the people don't want get them on the show full time They don't want them on part time. The only one hated more than me is fucking get them.
Starting point is 00:24:29 That's true. Okay, so how about, I mean, there's gotta be, there's gotta be some penalty for losing now. If I lose, I will, I still be here every week, but I will cut my verbal contribution to the show. You'll go back to being the sound guy. I'll go 50% less, less Quinn. You'll get what they want.
Starting point is 00:24:49 I'll be here and I'll chime in every once in a while because I love hanging out with you guys. So, do we do that? And I love being here, but I'll give them what they want. Boom. And what, okay, and if you win, what happens? Well, nothing. But I just feel a little better. I'll be a little better. Yeah, I feel like I mean, it's like OJ
Starting point is 00:25:10 and Q Yeah, these are the two biggest trials Media's ever seen yeah like like top mom And there's more at stake here. Yeah. I remember talking about it, celebrity's feelings. That kid was already dead. Yeah. All right. Not that was going to bring that kid back.
Starting point is 00:25:33 No. Yeah. Well, he can still save cues feelings. Yeah. Celebrities feeling. That's pretty sweet. So we're looking in January. We'll set it down.
Starting point is 00:25:42 We'll be. But get the stock yet in those email. Zayn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. grease feeling. That's pretty sweet. So look at in January, we'll send them. We'll get the stock yet those email, they now start sending emails now, I'll start compiling our defense. Right, thank you, I appreciate it. And you know what, it's actually touching to me that you would take that on. This is what they say in the industry, a fucking slam dunk. Get him which industry.
Starting point is 00:26:06 The legal industry. Get him does is you saw get him with the cotton gin. Yeah, he fucked up royal. So now he's now he's he's on Reddit a lot. So he is now the voice of Reddit. He is now prosecuting you. Right. I mean, this is like, like I said, this is easy. I'm not even doing my best not to go at, get him.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Well, it depends if, you know, if you're called to the witness stand, then you're gonna get cross examined by get him and you're gonna have to, you're gonna have to, you imagine that under the spotlight of get him under the cross hairs. Yeah. The clearance Darrow of Autistics Yeah, that's right to Autistics going head-to-head
Starting point is 00:26:52 Someone's got to win Someone's got to lose one of these fucktards is gonna win I will demand it for a fair and I will go to the judge, the honorable Brian Johnson. I'll be like, I demand that Gimsteve Dave wear a set of wooden dentures. So he looks also bucktooth. Okay. So there's no like there's no like those hillbilly he can't any machine things. So we both look equal. We already know he's unfuckable.
Starting point is 00:27:29 That's not true. That is not true. Really, he's been missing work to get this fuck. Did you know this was the best? This is why you can't take the online pulse and give it any kind of weight because, like you can't take the online pulse and give it any kind of weight because, although he didn't say it on air, I don't know if you heard this,
Starting point is 00:27:52 but we were doing something big, we were doing a big event at the store, oh, we were doing, we were recording the Christmas pod. Okay. And you were very concerned about, Gidams Lump, gittems lump. Yes. The one in his hand. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:08 And we were talking about how I said that he was trying to blame the store because he said that I had him typing too many ebay options. And then, um, he said, to Stacey off Mike, and I don't know if anybody heard this, but I saw her face. And I was like, there is only one good Steve Dave on earth because he told
Starting point is 00:28:28 Stacy that the reason he thought he may have he may have a Carpal tunnel or the lump may be cause of Something to do overdoing something with his hand. Yeah, it was because he was Using his fingers Too much to pleasure his new gal. First off, he said with no, he said it with no hint of love, of like I'm not joking around. He did say, he said it and he was like, I don't know the proper, I don't know the words he used to describe, but he said I've been doing that a lot and I wonder if it has
Starting point is 00:29:05 anything to do with this lump on my hand. And her face was looking around to see if anybody else in the room had heard it. First you look toward the queue when Q was busy talking to Troy. You scrolling reddit. No, not another one. And that's what he told me off mic. That crazy like a world exists where that fucking hobgoblin was talking to a fucking angel like that about dittling some fucking
Starting point is 00:29:30 and alive because he hadn't seen her in months, right? Well, you know, this love has been on his hand since the summertime. Okay. So it's possible. So you're saying he did so much fingering in the summer that the after effects are lasting six months later. Oh my God. She didn't tell me that. Of course that. She's probably traumatized.
Starting point is 00:29:50 I mean, she was looking around like a child like that like a six-year-old at a department store and her her mom had to you know she didn't know where her mom was. Like looking around for someone to save her as he was he was explaining his theory on why he had a lump on his hand. Did she say anything that you responded all or did she just like that? I think I blacked out at try heard it for a second. Because I was like I can't believe he just told someone that let alone her. But why? Why the one person that never says a word on or off my grudges here and he's like corners are like you can just see
Starting point is 00:30:26 his shadow going over the lump is out like she weighs 98 pounds he's like fucking 300 he's like you're probably wondering about this sebaceous
Starting point is 00:30:39 lump on my hand do you think it's possible now? no no first off carpal tunnel No, no, no, no. First off, Carpal Tunnel doesn't result in a fucking pinball-sized growth on your fucking tooth at the top of your head. Is it like more like a ping pong now? No, I mean, I'd think, and now it looks like a long-soul.
Starting point is 00:31:00 It's growing exponentially. Like a baked potato. Yeah, yeah. It's growing exponentially Like a baked potato Now is that the result of autism like he doesn't know he shouldn't be fucking sitting there talking about that or idiocy I don't I would say not because like I said I feel like Did I like I said I could took a couple tests and I believe that I could be In the same boat would get them. Yeah, but I don't I don't think I like this I would never say. But I don't think, I would never say never, but I don't think I would ever say that to anybody, let alone, you know, I don't mean it's in a sexist way.
Starting point is 00:31:35 I don't think I would ever talk that way in front of a woman, though. Right. It does have to have some. There are many times that you're like, oh, I didn't know she'd be here. Is it okay? We use the shit word. Yes, I mean, having known you a very long time, that's not like the
Starting point is 00:31:53 kind of joke you would make. I don't think it's joking. That's what I mean. So to say it's seriously. Even if I had a serious like, what's it called, malady? Yeah. That I thought was because I was doing something too much in the bedroom. Right. I don't even think I would tell a doctor, let alone somebody that I see occasionally a couple of times a year, you know, and a female at that, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:32:21 And not only that, I mean, it would be good if you did until a doctor because I don't think there's anything in the history of medical science that would back up a statement like that. It's insanity. I mean, I just think he likes, well, not likes, but I think that there is some urge for him to, you know, let the world know that like,
Starting point is 00:32:48 those fingers aren't just for typing in eBay auctions. Right. They can do others magic too. Infants just stay. Where's the game in her knowing that? Yeah, of all the people there, the one least lucky to tell. It is defense and gives defense. He did not say it just to her. He was saying it for everybody.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I think everybody in the room, but always she was paying attention and me, because I heard some words that... Well, I would say this too, in terms of her being here in him corner, her like that. Tell them Steve Dave is not a spectator sport. If she's here, she's opening herself up to any sort of fucking weirdness. What we have seen has happened. Right. And in her credit, she didn't tell me,
Starting point is 00:33:31 she didn't complain about it. You know what I mean? She wasn't like, that's so fucking weird that she was just like, all right, I guess this is just what I have to deal with now because I'm here. So I thought you meant the post-traumatic survivor's group because she wants a week now. So I thought you meant the post traumatic survivors group she goes to once a week now This is what she shaved the head. She's living in a calm somewhere Well, it's been hard on her That's pretty gross Wait till I tell you about December's loot create boys. It will have you fighting the power. I
Starting point is 00:34:10 Always fight the power on woke That's why I do a 24 seven you fight that power every I wake up and I'm like what can I do what power are you fighting? What the weighty cracker ass crackers all of them? Whoever ever gets in your way, whoever whoever I see black lives matter I'm right there baby. Wait fighting them or or fighting with them both. Okay My fault Let's fight the power in lucrative I can't possibly be political. It will have you fighting the power Let's fight the power in Lucreta, I can't possibly be political. Uh, it will have you finding the power. Uh, get ready for December's rebellious theme.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Oh, it's Star Wars! Revolution! Excited about the new movie? I already have my tickets. I already got tickets already. I already have my tickets, yeah. Rogue One. Rogue One.
Starting point is 00:34:58 And this is a new Star Wars movie? Yeah. Okay. I spoke to... I was looking. I was looking. I spoke to one of the editors on the film Says it's fucking awesome Really says it's awesome. Did you think it was awesome before you talked to him?
Starting point is 00:35:13 Did I think it was awesome do you I Looks like the same thing. Yeah, I was gonna go say no matter what he's like it's it's fucking really good good He's like He's like if you don't like force awakens. You're gonna like this. He he's like it's it's fucking really good. Good. All right. He's like He's like if you don't like force awakens. You're gonna like this. He He's then I should have been doing this by my say just to whatever he's appetite He's like people hate you know, you know why they were Re-shoots that they had on it. I didn't know there was a big thing about reshoots
Starting point is 00:35:41 Added more Darth Vader into the movie That's exciting to me. That gets me, that gets me hopped up. I game it thrones. Yeah. More Darth Vader and told me a little bit about the casting of the actor in the suit. They spent a lot of time getting someone who matched David Proud's. Why was so up with Proud's? I guess he's just old now. But uh... They could bring Choey back to Cantering Proust back? I know, Choey was fucking, I mean he was about to collapse. He needed a stool to sit on. Dave Proust?
Starting point is 00:36:11 I don't know. What he has to do is walk around in a suit. No, I think, I think, I think he gets more physical in this one. Oh, he has to fly around. He has flies. I heard very good things. All right, well sorry about the Lucrate version. Yeah, well, hey.
Starting point is 00:36:26 I can get you, amped up though, because you know, because this Lucreate told us about stars, everybody loves Star Wars. Sure. Never met anybody who didn't love Star Wars. Yeah, it was on my deathbed, I was watching Star Wars and he came in and tried to fucking shut me down. They've designed a system to keep you down in their metal s'm. Hello friends, it's time for revolution. December's great features exclusive items from Assassin's Creed, Mr. Robot, Firefly, their monthly t-shirt and pin and more, including an exclusive fun copop. You have until the 19th at 9 p.m. Pacific to subscribe. It's a good investment. If you're just want to do it for investment purposes, It's a good investment. If you just want to do it for investment purposes, don't open up the box, keep it sealed,
Starting point is 00:37:09 list it in a year, and see you're probably tripling your money. Really? I mean, it could be more, but it guaranteed you at least tripling. They see, like sealed, lucrate boxes go for money if you wait long enough. But then we Yeah, but then we're gonna miss all those unboxing videos which are so fucking fascinating. I mean, hey, I mean, you can do multiple things and enjoy your investment of subscribing to Lucret. You can open it up in video tape yourself,
Starting point is 00:37:37 post it, get all those likes. Just get to, keep one. There you go. For her year when you can, I do like it when I to come home and that lucrative sitting there and I open it up I know there's a least one thing in that I'm like I love this Lucrate dot com slash t.e.sd and you're gonna go 10% off any new Subscription Mr. Robot I'm into that man. You like that too? I love Mr. Robot, that's a great show. Hard to understand.
Starting point is 00:38:08 It's fucking all over the place, you watch it. I haven't seen it yet, it's amazing. I heard the Exorcist show is really good. I haven't seen that. Yeah. I was surprised you wouldn't watch Exorcist. No, I would, I didn't. I wasn't aware it existed, what network is it on?
Starting point is 00:38:20 I think it's Fox or NBC, but I heard it's really good. No, I have to go check that out. I mean, if my girlfriend lets me, because I wear a fucking sweater dress when I watch TV. That's not cool. Lucrate.com slash T.E.S.D. Quint, I'm sorry about your hurt feelings. Yeah. And I almost feel like this is not even worth bringing up in the shadow of that.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Okay. But pale in comparison. It's going to feel very true. I feel like you in the shadow of that. Okay. But pale in comparison. It's going to feel like you're making fun of me. No, it's going to feel like, why would you even bother mentioning this? But I always keep it real on the show. That doesn't work out for you sometimes. But I was, I was evicted from my home.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I asked. I'm going to be telling this, huh? Yeah. Because I have to try to figure out exactly what to do about this. So if any answer real estate lawyers, and I know they don't like you, I mean you don't like them, you don't like lawyers. Lawyers, you know, I've seen, gotten a couple of emails for some lawyers and they say that I'm a little too hard on lawyers. I just don't like lawyers who knowingly will defend and animals that they know are guilty
Starting point is 00:39:38 and they'll try to get them. And they'll even point a finger at innocent people to try to get them off. Like that lawyer that tried to use, to try to scapegoat you and when you got kidnapped. Oh right he's like you've been trolling. He's like you're up there looking for looking for D. And if you were and if you were that is like a green light for people to kidnap you. green light for people to kidnap you? I think his point was that if I would lie about why I was there, I might lie about other circumstances.
Starting point is 00:40:14 I don't think I think that guy could get this bar. I would move to have him this bar if he was in my courtroom. Saying stuff like that. Yeah, they didn't seem to know what he objected. You didn't say I object? No, that wasn't my place. I was just like, I don't know what the fuck he was talking about at first. But then he started to reel it off all these gay websites. And I was like, I've never heard of any of these.
Starting point is 00:40:36 I was like, but you sure seem to know a lot about it. You had a great comeback. Yeah, well, not that great, because then my prosecutor was was like don't say stuff like that because it doesn't Indire you to the jury when you make fun of people, but that was that was like that was that was like to bring back a Fairies from last week that was a haymaker and you throw a haymaker in court. Yeah Didn't work out that great for me, but you're in you need a haymaker now, right now. I need a haymaker This is really weird. I'm completely unaware of how they're able to do this Though they'll try to abbreviate this story, but I sent in a payment
Starting point is 00:41:16 via FedEx they Like a little while later like a couple weeks later And I pay two months at a time. I always pay my rent two months at a time a little while later they sent an eviction notice and I was like what the hell is this about? so I Found out and they're like all right. Well if you paid they're like you don't have to worry about it You're not gonna get evicted and I said okay So I was last week on Tuesday. I was in the city and I get a call week on Tuesday I was in the city and I get a call from Suzanne who says we just got evicted.
Starting point is 00:41:51 And I was like, what are you talking about? What do you mean? And they're real dickheads about it. I will eventually be exposing the complex and, you know, I'll... The nuances? Yeah, the finer points. But going back a couple like back and forth, first they said that They that they got the check, but they didn't know who it belonged to Because it was no identifying information on it now 100% 100% It was a cashier's check. I signed a cashier's check just so it's like there's no bullshit with personal, you know, funds and all that stuff so that they get the money
Starting point is 00:42:31 and there's no question about it. So they said that they did it and who the check was from. And then they said they put the check in the wrong account. Now I had to go through Bank of America and that's my bank. It took me two days to get them to send an image of the check that it's like it was cashed. And they said the the apartment complex said it was put into a general fund because they don't they didn't know who it belonged to. And I said, well, wait a second. I said,
Starting point is 00:43:07 my name was actually on the check. And I know it's a big, you know, corporation, but I was like, you couldn't have done a search to find out. The name of the town was on the check. If the person opened the FedEx envelope and didn't see any identifying information, it was a FedEx, why not pull the FedEx slip and then tack that to it? There's so many things that they could have done. So we're going back and forth. Now meanwhile, I'm out of the fucking place. I went in to get some stuff and I'll show you a picture.
Starting point is 00:43:41 It was like they, I don't know why they went in, but the couches were upended like there was stuff on the couches and I guess they just pushed the couches up. I don't know what they were looking for. That's weird. Yeah but it was like they tossed the place or something. I guess maintenance or whomever. I don't know. But finally I talked to the guy, the final guy, and I said, he goes, okay, well, we got to the bottom of it. This is what happened, and we've decided not to renew your residency. And I said, why? I said, you had the money. You had the money the whole time, and he was like, well, you know, then repeated, they didn't know who it was from and
Starting point is 00:44:26 He goes, you know since in I guess it would be 16 months now Since I moved in there. They're like you were late five times With your rent and I said so what I said I paid the the fee you were late five times? Yeah. How long you lived there? 17 months. So a year and a half, something like that. But late is whether it's a day or a week or whatever. But there's a charge that goes along with it.
Starting point is 00:44:55 So I always paid the charge. And I said, I don't get this. I said, I don't understand how you can do this. And I said, let me ask you a question. Whose decision is this? And he goes, well, we feel blah, blah, blah. I said, no, I said, because it's, it sounds to me like it's your decision. I said, you're making the decision. And he said, yes, it's my decision. And I said, oh, let me ask you this. I said, when you do, when you guys do something like this, I said, yes, it's my decision. And I said, oh, well, let me ask you this. I said, when you do, when you guys do something like this, I said, does the decision ever go the other way ever?
Starting point is 00:45:32 And he said, no. So what I think happened, because I also offered, I said, well, what if I pay the rent until the end of this lease, which would be six months down the road? So I'm telling them, I'll give you all the money up ahead of time. We won't even have to think about this anymore. And he said, no. What company does that, right? So I think what happened was, or what would happen if they agreed to let me back in. Then that would be the admission that it was it was a wrong full eviction. And then I could turn around and sue. And you're looking for ants
Starting point is 00:46:12 who may have some lawyer answer here. Well, somebody who may know something about well, you know what? The list I even look I look I took down Ladondo I'm defending Q. Let's mean you just take this let's just go right to the source man. I'm defending Q. Let's mean you just take this. Let's just go right to the source man. You I'm your guy. All right. Okay I guess we'll start after the show Good news sage We got Walter J. Flattigan Esquire on the case Fun man like holy fuck it's stressful and to try to find a place around here
Starting point is 00:46:46 Like it I'm trying to find one quickly because you don't want to go to someone and be like Hey, man, I got evicted and need a place to live so But I'm sitting there today thinking cute you said it when I came in you like I seem out of storage You seem down. Yeah, and I'm just like at this age Why why am I still dealing with shit like this? Why can't I get, yeah, but even that that people pay rent totally at all the time. Sure. That's, that's not the there's no fucking way. That's the reason. Well, then, then you know, it's not your fault then. Right. You're absolved. But it doesn't matter if it's not my fault. They're still like you can't you can't move back in.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Yeah, but everybody has clouds that roll in. That's at Q clouds have rolled in. Very real, very painful clouds of deal. Everybody listening has clouds that roll in and then they roll out. And you know, it's just a cloud that rolled in. Yeah, I mean, eventually, like even when I was into fucking hardcore drugs, something always presented itself somewhere whether it was a sling box or something else. But yeah, and that's the thing, it's like, it's not like I don't have money to move into a new place,
Starting point is 00:48:03 but that fucking scarlet E. Why is it on like a record? They must put it on your. So why don't you put it in somebody else's name, like Suzanne? Oh yeah, her credits just fucking stellar, man. What do you say? Yeah, I say it. Sage probably is the best chance.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Well yours is stellar. Might know. Well yours is worse. Probably, I don't know, probably mine would be worse. I just solved it. Okay. To give me anything. Just put it in, put the next lease in her name.
Starting point is 00:48:39 She's like, okay, I have zero income. Let me move in. We'll say that she just just I feel like I'm out wearing this lawyer over here. All the iron sites, right? And I say that she's a she's an employee here. No, they go, they want to see tax returns and stuff like that. Really? Yeah. On him? On everybody, right?
Starting point is 00:49:01 Well, that's that was the thing about this place. Like, well, they're not not gonna have it on him either Don't oh no, I have I mean I have I mean that's actually turns but but Like a pay stubs right, you know so and then they look at bank accounts and shit like that So put all your money in her name and shit like that. So put all your money in her name. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:25 As your head, as your legal representative, I do not advise you to do that. Let's take the final file rolls in. Yeah. Let's have been trying to tell myself, I'm like, look, man, there are people, this fucking happens to people all the time. They fucking figure it out. So I'll be.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Well, you definitely can figure it out. Yeah. You can't get get and this is not just for this is for everybody listening. I mean clouds roll in you fucking put up your umbrella until the till the clouds roll out. My point being even if you're on TV and you're on a third of the of a very decent podcast. Awful shit still happens. You're still a common man. Still what, you're looking to say something. No, I was gonna say, yeah, I mean, it's bad.
Starting point is 00:50:14 I mean, it's not fun, but I mean, the awful may be too strong. No, it's awful. That's it. It's awful. The biggest place. Awful is like something that can't be repaired. No, it's awful. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful.
Starting point is 00:50:30 It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. I was temporarily and then got out of there. Where you live? My brother's in Texas, working.
Starting point is 00:50:48 How soon to go to the police? So yeah, Sonoma and my dead grandmother says, what she, which is haunted. So you're back on, you got you in your bro, or you're in the police? Oh yeah, yeah, we've been talking for a while. Why can't you just stay there? Well, because he's gonna move back.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Oh, because he's his place. And you're, you're you're a rigid that house that you know your first house yeah you've been done oh yeah the street yeah well it's his first little love nice when he was married that's the house where I I show everybody I was my virgin where he got to carpal tunnel oh I didn't get a little suspicious that this girl is a killer. What girl is like finger me so much that you get carpal tunnel. I want to meet the girl. The girls please. Tell them Steve Dave that this is what is it a misnomer? Is that what they call it? That's just fucking crazy talk. But you know it's not crazy talk. Q is this company I discovered. We got a commercial call. This company I discovered called tipsy, tipsy elves. Yes. Right? I'm
Starting point is 00:51:57 still waiting for my Jordan Monsanto modeling picture. But tipsy elves, let's see, everyone needs an ugly Christmas sweater this time of year. That's a big thing, right? I don't go to Christmas parties, but if I did, I guess the thing is people they like to wear ugly Christmas sweaters. Yeah, that's a big thing. I think it's kind of now, it's kind of played out. I think that it was fun or funny when the first person who thought of it, and it was kind of like it wasn't like, like, um, planking or, um, or, um,
Starting point is 00:52:30 team-going, mannequin challenge. Yeah. Now it's become that. I like how you cite things from fucking three years ago as opposed to something. But not on it, but not on elf dot com. Or tipsyelps dot com. Uh, it's still in. Oh, it's, they're bringing it back in a way that you've never seen.
Starting point is 00:52:49 These are not for the faint of heart. I don't know what that means. If you're faint of heart. Right. If you're so faint of heart that you see an ugly Christmas sweater and you fucking pass out, you have a serious medical issue. What are some of the things that you think could, if you were had a faint heart cue, that could make it flutter? Oh, uh, nasty comments. Yeah. I think we've learned that. He flattelines. He said what does it like? They call me odd fuck Clear
Starting point is 00:53:25 We're losing Somebody forgot sake bands will be right a nice comment about them. Yeah, we could get on red it Funniest one that. Uh, tipsy elves sweaters are all about fun. Maybe that's how you win the reddit people back. Just post some pictures of yourselves and some- Well, I'm going to be wearing some sweaters. It on stage, we have the, we have shows as we can Detroit and, uh, where am I Philly?
Starting point is 00:53:59 The big Christmas show and- The IJ Christmas show. Washington and I'm going to be wearing tipsy elves on stage. Nice. Very excited, yeah. and the IJ Christmas Washington and I'm gonna be wearing tipsy elves on stage Yeah, no are you are you getting a little a little payola for that? Yeah, just do it because you love tipsy elves Yeah, why don't you wear a tipsy elves adult onesie that sounds pretty cool. That's one of the outfits really You're gonna gear in to send those You're going to glean the send those audience members into a fuck it's going to be like Elvis. They won't be only they mean it's going to be made to me.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Don't look at you below the waist like if Elvis had a fucking trapdoor ass they just try to build them up now. I don't understand what this means. For men, interactive sweaters, the earpong cornhole, and Christmas suits. What is cornhole? We went over this last week. Did we? Well, it's the game where it's like the boards with the hole in it, where you throw the bean bags in it.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Oh, okay. We're in told you. Oh, that's right. That's how we heard his voice. Yeah. He was, yeah, he's like, I think I hate Stacy. I think I hurt my wrist corn hole and she's like, okay. For women, holiday leggings, sweater dresses and pajamas.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Were you with a fan of the sweater dress? That was a big 80s thing with sweater dress. For what? For myself? Well, no, not for you. But, yeah. I like sweater dresses. Yeah, sweater dress on your girl. Sure. Of course. So I don't know, go to tipsyelves.com 20% off on anything you order. You're gonna have you're gonna be the
Starting point is 00:55:36 fucking hit of your Christmas party. What do you want me to tell you man? Tipsyelves.com and the code TST and no one will go on Reddit and shit on you because you'll be so fucking cool. Speaking of Faina Hart and seeing things that can get you upset, Q. Yeah. I have a listener right in for some advice. I won't give his name because I don't want him to pay any price for seeking this advice. Okay. Oh, I got a good advice then too, after you're done.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Oh, this one's pop button, no. Okay. So I may be out with a little more to you guys. Oh, shit. I let you guys lob it around. I need some advice from all through you guys. Here's my issue. Wait, is it made December?
Starting point is 00:56:24 No. Okay. This one's not some nonsense of, you know, this is real. This is a real life dilemma. This isn't like getting evicted or anything. This is, this is just a negative comment. My girlfriend of 17 months is really busting my blank over the TV I watch
Starting point is 00:56:55 Anything with an ounce of nudity sets her off game of thrones and Westworld out Not allowed to watch it. I'm sort of like you Walt. Oh, you have buck teeth. You're unfuckable Because if you because if you don't then shut the the fuck up. Because you ain't like me. Yeah, how'd you get a girlfriend? Um, my girlfriend and I don't watch the same TV shows. What we do enjoy together is a practical joke. Or I watch these other shows when she leaves. Quote on quote, quote, uh, parentheses.
Starting point is 00:57:21 We don't live together. Anyway, she really gets on me about it. What should I do? Well, there's no age given. What do I just make? Because that sounds like a young person thing. Really? Yeah, like if your wife came downstairs
Starting point is 00:57:38 and you were watching a show that had nudity in it, would she be fucking all over your ass? Well, of course not, but you know, I'm just saying, unless there's nudity on tattletails or the game show now. Yeah, I know. She's from the 70s. What's my line? What about that, that episode of Family Feuders, she's jump around in her titt popped out. Well we a lot to watch family few days after that happened. But I mean, I would not see that's, that's being ages though, to think that that, that has to be a young person to hang up.
Starting point is 00:58:14 I'm saying it's more likely that the young person would be jealous. That defies all, all logic though, because young people are like, they don't have hangups like the older generations do. Oh, yeah, young people are like they don't have hang-ups like the older generations do. Oh yeah, young people are so stable. They're more open to the young people. The most jealous. And I don't know, I mean, who knows? Well, do you think an older person, like you've been married 20 years, and you come in and your husband's watching Game of Thrones? Are you, or your wife is? Do you give a fuck?
Starting point is 00:58:44 No, I don't think so. What do I know? Husbands watching Game of Thrones. Are you dear your wife is? Do you give a fuck? No. I don't think so. What do I know? Well, they're hoping you know something. Yeah, they're hoping we got it. We got it. Well, you're tallist, dude.
Starting point is 00:58:52 My first off, I would be like, how did you get yourself into a position where you're such a fucking pussy that your girlfriend is telling you what to watch at all? Because I'd be like, yo bitch, like these are the shows I like to watch. And if you can deal with it, what do you want from me? Like you watch what you want.
Starting point is 00:59:10 You don't have to be here when I'm watching it. But I like these shows, the fact that there is nudity. And then it's not porno. But is that playing a factor in why you like it so much? It's not, well, that's not gonna say, it's not porno. So the nudity is incidental to the storylines. But then why you have it here?
Starting point is 00:59:24 I didn't see Westworld. But why do they need to like throw so much nudity on these shows? People are gonna watch it anyway. They don't need all this nudity on Game of Thrones. It would still be as popular as it was. I think it's gross. Okay, so you're signing with the girl friend.
Starting point is 00:59:38 I don't think I've seen Westworld though. You're saying that he should not be allowed to watch it. There's no gratulist nudity in Game of Thrones. Every single frame of nudity is necessary as far as I'm concerned. The more titties on that show, the better. And if fucking, look, if they're gonna get... That's not an answer.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Although you know what? That John Snow guy fucking was like, I felt objectified because he showed his ass on one episode. I was like, shut up, you fucking bitch. Like shut up. But you want to be known. Of course the girls are like, oh god, like you know, they like his his ass. But you want to be known as the guy that that ants can come to For sound device. That is not that is sound device. I'd be like if you're gonna fucking get jealous over a TV show
Starting point is 01:00:24 You're a fucking maniac get away from me I don't know what to say here Walt What's gonna make people like me? If this is I think he's wrong though because I've seen some practical jokers where you guys have been nude I think he's wrong though because I've seen some practical jokers where you guys have been nude No, it's always covered up there like it will like Like they trial it out, but yeah, so there has I mean if she's willing if she's okay with it there Well, you're not seeing anything right, but it's implied sure, but it's implied is not seeing it
Starting point is 01:01:06 Aren't there Christian groups that will I go through movies and shows and cut out all the nudity? Can he watch those? Let me let me... This is how I feel. Can he? Just watch those so we can move on. Life is hard enough. All right, and you're gonna go out in the world and like you're gonna fucking deal with shit. You're gonna you're gonna get You're gonna leave your house every day and fight the world. That's just the way that you have a been affected from it. Right if you have a house still to Your home is like where you are supposed to be able to do what you want and Is a king in his castle? No, it's more of a sanctuary thing. Like you have to be able to go home and become,
Starting point is 01:01:46 and this is my advice to anybody in a relationship that does not have a calm home life. You have to get out. Because listening. Okay. Because if you, if you don't have a good home life, you have nothing. Whether it be you live on your own,
Starting point is 01:02:03 and that works through, that's great. But if you're with someone who's judging you and busting your balls about what you want to watch on TV, it's just like, that's your house, man. Like, how are you going to relax there and do what you want? And I would give it to her. If she were like, hey, I don't want you to go on the strip clubs and spend money and that kind of stuff. Yeah, you would give it to her. But like you say, in your own home, just watching a show that you and me have. A universally fucking loved show that is like,
Starting point is 01:02:31 is it like 18 million people that we can watch it? It's not like he's one of the one guys. Faces of death and she's like, while you're watching this. Right. So I would caution against really moving too far ahead. It's still a young relationship. How, how very, 17 months. That is still a young relationship. How, how very
Starting point is 01:02:45 17 months. That is not a long relationship. That is you really just started to get to know if you're looking for the calmness. And if that's the, is that the most important thing? Is, is achieving calmness? Yes. The prime objective. I don't think you can accomplish anything turn on turn on TV land Well, no, he doesn't want to see the land. He wants to veg out and watch what you want You want calm this or you want your fucking tits and you're saying serenity and any cost why even why a tits and ass not calm this Why he wants to watch Westwood is it sent in one of the people in the relationship? It's making them upset so she has the same choice to make she's like well i want to go to my boyfriend's house and i
Starting point is 01:03:32 want to be able to sit there and watch wholesome family TV yeah i don't see like a practical joke is flesh right or comic bookman and the two and and what does that tell you like they're they're on a collision course, but but why why what he said they don't live together. Right. Now yeah, so watch your shows when she's not a rat. Yo, God, I'm really sure. So why?
Starting point is 01:03:53 So like I'm not watching my programs, honey. I'm watching, well, he could say I'm watching when you're not around. Like I can't quit. Right. He could sell it like all right. I'll watch the stuff when you're not around. I don't quit. Right? He can sell it like, all right, I'll watch the stuff when you don't have a room.
Starting point is 01:04:06 I don't want you watching it. Well, now she's telling him how to live his life. We've all done, we've all been here. What? Have we? We've all been here, but you've never, you've never, and relationship told someone like, I don't like you doing this.
Starting point is 01:04:18 I'm not a relationship that I've stayed in. But you've done it though. And this, this, I've gone out. I've gone out. This seems to me to be irrational. Like I said, if it was a strip club either way, guys want the girl to go, girls don't want the guy to go,
Starting point is 01:04:32 unless it's like, you know, a bachelor at party, whatever the fuck, but something like this, where it's like, it's like she's his parent. Like, I don't want you watching. Why does she get to say anything about what he does? Is this show that good though? Is this stream of thrones? Are they there? That it's worth throwing away.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Throwing away somebody who's trying to fucking boss you're out. Fuck yeah. Yeah. 17 months is nothing in the ground. It doesn't matter what the quality of the show. It's just like, what does he want to do that is not hurting anybody? That is what he wants to do to relax. Who is she to tell him? No. Well, we don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:05 I mean, he must be doing something that's alarming when he's seen, when he's all hopped up, when he's watching his shows or something. I don't know about that. I don't know. He even throws this not get you hopped up. Yeah, like a lot of things like talking to you or something.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Yeah. I don't know. You're filling a lot of facts. I think I'm talking about maybe Angel Duster. I'm really sorry. You know, like you're like you know what's that thing that people take when they, you know, and they get so zoned out that they do anything. Is it? E? No, I don't know. No, they actually see it or Molly, they're not like really a sexual drug. I mean, are you talking about a roofie where they have no choice in the market? So, so to sum it all up, Q, you're saying?
Starting point is 01:05:47 I think that this is like to break up. You got to be smart. Overgame it thrown. Yes, it's not over game it. You got to be smart with your own life. You got to be smart with your own life. This is a person that is trying to tell you how to live your life in a fucking most Monday way 16 months into a
Starting point is 01:06:05 relationship. Like what is and what is this clear? What's next? Right. Is there people are there people out there though who need more direction than guys like you though and more of more a person to guide them. Maybe, but this guy's clearly not it. How do you know from the, if you fucking send an email to us about this problem, he could be because I think he is because he thinks it's a problem. It's a, yeah. Right. So then he won't ask us for the first.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Well, that's our saying. The guys who need that guidance don't see it as a problem. They, they welcome it. They like being told what to do. This guy is not that. He's saying it's a problem. Here, you welcome it. They like being told what to do. This guy is not that. He's saying it's a problem. Here you got two choices buddy. You either tell her hey I know what you want to happen and I'm here to tell you that's not gonna happen. I watch in these fucking shows deal with it or go to tipsy
Starting point is 01:07:02 elves by yourself a fucking sweater dress and fucking listen to your girlfriend boss around for the rest of your life But you can also there's also a third option. Okay Just watch Stuff that's not gonna get anybody upset. There's not I mean what is that's the sweater That's the sweater dress option. This is not, to me, this isn't a sacrifice. These things. It's not like he's watching fucking like,
Starting point is 01:07:30 training porn like in front of her or something like out there that most people would be like, well, what the fuck? It's like, this is raggy. This is just like a Westworld, like I watch a couple episodes. I didn't see anything extreme in that. Do you think maybe he's like he says, well, it's just these shows.
Starting point is 01:07:47 And then of course, he's omitting and leaving out the other stuff that he's watching. Trying to make himself sound. It's just these popular shows. It's not this other deviant stuff. But I've had relationships. That's speculation, man. But he is watching Tranny porn.
Starting point is 01:08:05 But to that point, it's just like, I've been in relationships where I've watched porn with my girl that I'm seeing at the time. And then I've been in relationships where the girl has not wanted to watch porn. They're like, I don't like watching porn with you. And it's like, so you need to find, if that's something that he wants to do, if he wants to watch watch Transactual born then he needs to find someone that wants to watch it with him And what's wrong with that there's another one with that there is nothing wrong with that Well, that's what he needs to do and he's just because they dated 17 months doesn't mean like oh well This is the one I made as well, but you also like you said there's nothing with that But there's also nothing wrong now you can't you can't like
Starting point is 01:08:47 Kind of like not guilt, but like kind of make him sound to be less of a man if he's like, you know what? Well, he asked me for advice. He's fucking not a man at all. But you see that? Yeah, but that's the same. That's what you're doing here now. I'm not saying that. He's saying that.
Starting point is 01:09:00 That's what he's doing here, though. He's like, like, if you don't have any testicles, if you just turn the channel over to, you know, to packs or something. Well, what happened prior to this is what I wanna know. Like it didn't start with, oh hey, you watch these shows and I don't want you to.
Starting point is 01:09:20 There was a litany of things, I bet. Like little things that built up to this. I bet you, he's only saying like he's giving the two most popular shows as the reasons, but I'm sure there's more. But that's not what I'm saying. He's saying is that this is definitely not the first thing that she's told him.
Starting point is 01:09:37 She can't, he can't, he can't, he can't. That's not the question. But so, what are you saying? You're over there being like, he's watching wayward shows. All right. So I'm saying, hey, consider, You're saying you're over there being like he's watching way worse shows All right, so I'm saying hey consider consider turn to the channel Yeah, if you if you're if there's something worth it in there for you if there's something worth saving right and working on it And maybe introducing slowly because these fucking shows will be on DVD
Starting point is 01:10:02 So like in a couple years went, and when she's mallet out a little bit, and she's not so, and not so, um, Borsi. No, not Borsi, but she's a little bit more comfortable with you, maybe watching a Game of Thrones. Right. Don't go out and buy the box set.
Starting point is 01:10:17 Yeah, just wait a couple years to live your life, bro. Yeah, I don't know. Walt, that doesn't seem right to me. Just, it's not right for you. Walt, that doesn't seem right to me. Or is it not right for you? Right. Right. That's right. Let's let's be. Let's be. I've been in relations with people that I've really loved that I've been like, I got to get out because
Starting point is 01:10:38 too possessive too possessive to, um, to mouthy on Reddit. To possessive to To mouthy on Reddit No, if you you know you you got to communicate what you need and if you don't get it you got to get out But is this a need Is this really need? Yeah freedom to freedom to come home and do what you want to do in your own house is a need within a reason within reason Yeah, it's a need. I think that's a and and watching a TV show is pretty fucking reasonable. Yeah. Okay. All right. Hopefully we we he got what he was looking for. Yeah. I think you got to get out, bro. So I know you think
Starting point is 01:11:18 it's a long time, but 16s a month is less than nothing for I less than nothing. I can't even begin to imagine. I would think somebody was joking if they said that to me. It's no joke. I know, it's no joke. Some people are dealing with issues that, you know, that will startle you. Can I throw a curveball back into that topic?
Starting point is 01:11:43 I'm sorry. Are you leaving somewhere? No, no. It sounds like you're leaving somewhere. Can I throw a curveball back into that into that topic? Are you leading somewhere? No, no, it sounds like you're leading somewhere. A lot of people are dealing with things that we take for granted or you guys take for granted. I will say this. I'm watching a TV show. If you really love with someone and it's a great relationship on all levels, you're going to make sacrifices and you're really in love with someone and it's a great relationship on all levels, you're going to make sacrifices and you're going to, what's the word I'm going for when you give up things sacrifice.
Starting point is 01:12:14 Yeah, but there's a word for it. Compromise. Yeah. You're going to. And you have to tell me if that relationship, I don't know, is worth that. That's what I was trying to say. These two shows, they'll be there. They're not going anywhere.
Starting point is 01:12:30 But it just seems to me like this is not something she should be asking him to compromise on. I don't think. Like, it doesn't affect her quality of life if he watches these shows. Well, mentally it puts her in a bad mood. She's just like, why is he got to watch those shows all hopped up? How do you know he's hopped up? Oh, you can see, because of it.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Because these are shows you shouldn't, this to me, when being an important thing. Like, I watch Game of Thrones at no point do I feel hopped up. I know girls who I'd like, I know a girl. It's her favorite show. She loves it. Constantly talks about it.
Starting point is 01:13:04 I don't think she's hopped up. I've heard every time I've heard some people talk about this show while we were shooting Conflictman with in within 30 seconds the first thing that everybody goes to is like This one was so hot Completely completely 100% new it is the first thing other than a do you watch Game of Thrones? And then it's not like the ogres or the dragons. It's the nudity that people will constantly lead off with, if not the first,
Starting point is 01:13:35 it's definitely the second thing they say. Really, to me, like the nudity, like I'm being 100% honest, the nudity is not even a reason to watch. If they cut out all the nudity but you agree with me though we're on a set of like what people talk about they seem like it's like a driving thing but I got all hopped up on this talking about it on Game of Thrones and West I'm gonna go and show you blue juice. But on both Westworld and on Game of Thrones, Newtonini is used as a statement generally
Starting point is 01:14:13 about the lack of power that women have and the robots have on Westworld. It's used as a specific indicator as a story-driven thing. But you could frame it so you don't got to see everything. Well they don't show everything. It's usually just tits really. Well you could frame it. You could frame it so it's a silhouette. Yeah but what is it a fucking French art film? Why? Because they so then like the kids can watch it too. It is so violent. It is so hyper. But that's the things that I like about it are the violence Peter Dinklage. He's awesome. And the white walkers the zombie type characters like to me whenever
Starting point is 01:14:58 Like the battle of the bastards like that shit to me. That's what makes that show great It's just so it's so like I mean, I hate to use the word, but it's so epic. It's such a grand scale. Like it's it's it's almost meant for big screen. Yeah, it's it's they do a great job of scaling it. It's unbelievable. Um, so an artistic choice. It's not just his tits. Right. Yeah. So now she wants to silence arch. Yeah. That's what you find more clever ways to get your point across rather than just completely going right to get what he got as tips, man. Why do they have to if the nudity is making the point that they want to make why they have to be a lot more popular. It can't possibly be more popular.
Starting point is 01:15:48 Better rating. Everything to... Like you say, like, come on man, if I got watching that show and like the kids come in the room, I got to turn it off then. Yeah, but the violence you shouldn't be showing to the kids either. Is it real violent? Oh god yeah. It's pretty.
Starting point is 01:16:05 The violence is a bigger problem than the Newly. If that's the yardstick you're going by. You know what I do? I mean, maybe the answer is that instead of the Newly, they have everyone wear meundies. Oh my God. Picture a world. Another fucking answer. Jesus. Picture a world. Another fucking answer.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Picture a world where we're putting on a new pair of underwear isn't just fresh. You're stepping to a better day. Yeah. Just burn through this one in 30 seconds. Yeah. Think about it. Underwear is the first thing you put on a last thing to take off. I would yourself for anything less than the best feeling underwear in the planet.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Meandys. Meandys. Meandys. Come on. We all know about meandys. What the fuck do I got? What more do I got to you there's a holiday my on these beautiful oh that big package full I got like six pairs at once yeah yeah I got that I'm so fat that it's like like a second skin I can't even get them off once I put them on um do you want to get in scent now boxes to me but
Starting point is 01:17:02 just go with the box of briefs I I don't like box of briefs. Come on, they say, yeah, hug my nuts too tight. Yeah, yeah, they do hug them a little too. We mean you have unusually large nuts. Yeah, I do have rods and nuts, but they are a good thing. I don't have big nuts. So as you do, as you well know, if you don't be for two, 30 years, you know that I've got nuts that look like
Starting point is 01:17:24 they're built from me undies. They're like two speedabytes under under my team. It's a huge it's a massive sack, but just the balls are super little it looks like a pillow case with like two pin balls in it. It looks like a pillow case with like two pin balls in it For limited time everyone in the audience gets 20 per Let me see your balls are they swollen were you switching channels back or forth pressure looks on next You gonna hopped up over Calburnet JP Morgan. Me TV.
Starting point is 01:18:06 That's what that A and Should be watching. And fucking turn it to me TV and rip the dial off the TV and live a happy, live a life happily ever after. It's keep your head down bro. Yeah. You'll get through life. Power through it until the grave. Miannys.com slash T E S D you know. I mean we've talked about Miannys a thousand times.
Starting point is 01:18:28 So go get some so I get it for somebody for Christmas, right? I mean, I feel like it. Okay, so so that was this is also a, I have to have to scroll through the G-DM sucks emails and all this other shit. This is a another problem relationship saying uh which I did I didn't have to answer this so maybe you guys will know. I can't imagine. This guy's like I jerked off Hitler. What's the name? People are people are creative with with the with there you know what their subject lines what the fuck where is this thing I just had it
Starting point is 01:19:19 Seges library books are overdue. There's a lady named Barbara who does she the she may get evicted out of my Fuck your library card. Yeah, I know so's see a pattern here. Yeah, we just take what do they say in a bio shock? Oh, the parasite. Yeah, that's what we are. Where the fuck? I just had it. God damn it. To book. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, everybody's listening to this. Okay, here you go. I'm not going to give the ladies name. She's a long time listener, not from the beginning, but for a few years now. Okay, so she wants to hear our opinion on an age gap relationship. All right? Like when there's a significant difference,
Starting point is 01:20:00 maybe 20 years or more, it does love be age, or is there a certain point where the age difference is too great Okay She is 21 and He is would you like to guess I'll give each of you guys a guess? Okay, okay, what do you say 42? You're both wrong. He's 62. Oh, she's 21.'s 62. She's never been happier. I would just like to say, I'm not in this for the money and he's not a pervert. Okay, we'll see. We're just two people that
Starting point is 01:20:36 really enjoy each other. So I'd like for you to discuss if possible age gaps, when it becomes weird, I think we just learned that. Does it become weird and just for the hell of it if you're all single how old are young would your cutoff ages if they existed. I'm asking for opinions and cues and walls through everyone and I don't care blah blah blah. Okay, so she are we looking at boys? She's never been happier Like a grandpa fetish. Yeah, but that's okay. I think fetishes Should be should play a healthy role and a healthy and a healthy sex life So that's fine right by the but there's a difference between like heels
Starting point is 01:21:27 or a choker and someone being three times older than you. Well, why? Don't you think? I mean, you're talking purely sexual, but this is a relationship. Yeah, but someone who cares, like why is that, she's happy, isn't that just the bottom one? She's never been happy.
Starting point is 01:21:44 If she was happy, she wouldn't have wrote that email. I mean, she's not asking, shall I break up with them? She's not like, hey, he will let me watch TV shows. But if she was happy, she would need to feel the need to get a opinion on this. She's concerned. I would like to talk to this girl though. How do you meet, like how do you meet someone's that's,
Starting point is 01:22:04 I'll tell you what Okay, age range. I'm a single guy. Mm-hmm. I would go as low as At this point The 30s probably The 30s your 40 oh isn't your birthday like in two days? Tomorrow. Tomorrow. This is the end of today, but it's a short tomorrow. Fuck, I just... I'll be 40 now. Read it through me the so-off that I didn't bring fucking a single thing that I wanted to bring.
Starting point is 01:22:39 Okay, 49. Mid-30s. That sounds about right. How high would I go? Yeah. Late 30s. I don't know. It would depend on the person, but probably not older than 55. Why? I don't know. There's just something that like approaching 60 that makes that makes it sound strange in my head I don't know. Sound strange but if you met someone that you were attracted to right who's cool yeah to, right? Who's cool? Yeah. To me, I mean, it's really like, you have to have shit in common. You have to have stuff to talk about. No 21 and 62.
Starting point is 01:23:36 To me, that sounds like, I mean, what are you talking about, man? What do you mean? What are the conversations about? Oh, I mean, like, she's like, Oh, my God, did you see this new app? And he's like, I fucking, I killed children in Vietnam. Unless he's like, well, what what what's an app? And she's like, well, this is what it is. And then he's learning and his world is is expanding because it and then she's like, what's the adon? And he's like, well, it's this and then they're both like, what's the adon? They're both kind of like expanding their worlds. In some alternate universe while Sonny Leader you to learn about apps and the younger generations shit? Probably, probably wouldn't be, I'm not interested in it now.
Starting point is 01:24:34 I don't think anything would change that'd be interested in it. And, you know, just to say I was like, hey, man, I got these two hot 20 year olds, we're going to go to the mental park. say I was okay, man, I got these two hot 20 year olds are gonna go to the mental park. I just I just but like when when think about it though in 10 years, she's 31 right. He's 71. He's dead. Um, things are going to deterior turn into caretaker. Right. And then... Dipper changing and it's not. Unless it's Jack Elaine. You know, she's dating. Oh, fuck man, Jack Elaine. If you got yourself a Jack Elaine.
Starting point is 01:25:16 Unless you had a Jack Elaine on your hands, you know, he was 90 and he looked like he was like 50. But not everybody's, you know, a lot of, you know, that was a freak. Jack Elaine was the first freak I've always said yeah I've heard you say that many times like the first ex-man Thank you Harry Mason iron side jack Elaine Nobody listen only the only person you're all boyfriend's laughing right now
Starting point is 01:25:39 Oh my god, that's great. She's like who are these? But but really like like the expectation that, like I mean, I've talked to people younger than me, they get no references, none, no references, because our generation was built on referencing movies, TV, pop, culture, music, all the generations. What are they built on? I mean, but they don't get references from IOWR. pop culture. This is a poll. The generation's not. What are they? What are they built on?
Starting point is 01:26:05 I mean, but they don't get references from IOWR. Well, they don't, it's not like they don't get it. They just are ignorant of it. I don't mean it in a bad way. They just don't aren't exposed to it. So they couldn't possibly get the same level of... Oh, no, no, no, I'm not saying it is a bad thing. I'm just saying it as a factual statement.
Starting point is 01:26:21 That's just the way it is. And the references that they would make, I'd be like, I don't give a fuck about this. I don't give a fuck about whoever is the hot fucking musical act. I'll give a fuck about the Kardashians. This is a little late, is that what 20 year olds still think about? I think they must, man, these fight, they won't go away. These Kardashians. What's that, what's that, that lady's name? She's a singer.
Starting point is 01:26:49 She has like the black lady blonde wig. Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. She was at a, and I never thought about Nicki Minaj one way or the other, but I guess she was at a restaurant and they were shooting a real, real house wives of Hollywood
Starting point is 01:27:06 or Beverly Hills or whatever the fuck. And they're like, oh my God, she's here. They're like, they wanted to get her on camera and she's like, fuck no. And I was like, good for you, Nicki Minaj. Like, fuck that stupid. She's like, why are they going to use me to promote this show? Yeah, fuck you. So you are right, my book, as far as that's concerned. So okay, getting back to this, is it acceptable, 21 and 62? Yes, it's acceptable. Is it practical? Even well, let me let me let me reframe that and throw that back to you. Is any relationship practical? Of course. Why was asking him? I don't know your answer.
Starting point is 01:27:58 None that I've come across none that I've right. And age has played a part in some of it. Well, let me put it this way. Do you agree that there are some people in the world to which relationships just aren't practical? To serve to... Like, well, yeah, you'd have to see a lot of relationships that don't work out. Sure. There are. Now, you are happily married. You have a great family of beautiful kids, beautiful wife. You are living, I think, something that is very rare these days.
Starting point is 01:28:28 I don't think that that is the norm. You don't think it's norm, yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, well, hey, really ships are tough. Right. Because there is a lot of people, I don't want to say it in a bit, but they seem unwilling to, that stance of of like don't tell me what to do or like and there's a You got to be able to bend back and forth
Starting point is 01:28:56 The like the example we just had it's like your first thing your first instincts are to be like Fuck you bitch. Don't tell me what to do. Yeah There is there is I think that because it seems unreasonable to me You mean that it's it's about making Not I was a sacrifice, but like you know I don't think it's just tough I don't know how to try tough. I just try to-
Starting point is 01:29:25 I like change for the better if he watch, if he doesn't watch those shows. Just secure in the knowledge that it's like she's taken something away from him that he enjoys. No, I don't think it's not. I don't even think it has anything to do with being like, I'm gonna take something away that he enjoys. I think it's what she's doing.
Starting point is 01:29:41 But I don't think it's more like, I don't want, I don't think it's more like I don't want I don't like the fact that you that you're seeing somebody else in you may you're not thinking me it's very very immature. So it's about her insecurities. I did probably if I had to take a guess it probably would be that you know it's unrea- like as if like you know him watching the watching the show, like he's gonna walk out and he's gonna go to the supermarket later and run into the star queen of thrones. Right. He's gonna run into it. And she's gonna go from her mother of dragons is gonna be there in the produce section
Starting point is 01:30:15 off. He's gonna be easy. You know, and they're gonna hit it off and he's going to want to do it. And he's going to be tempted because he saw her the night before on all not your out. That's what you got to say, bro. You got to be like, look, you hardly want to fuck me. Do you think any of these starlets would want to fuck me like giving you a break?
Starting point is 01:30:37 So further, I think would be, if we had her on the horn right now, would be like, if your boyfriend's gonna cheat on you, nothing you can do is gonna stop that. And it's just like, when it's gonna be with someone, not nearly as good looking. It's not Kaleesi.
Starting point is 01:30:55 No, it's not Kaleesi. So it's just like, it's like do you wanna be in a relationship where you have to fucking constantly be boxing out this potential that he's going to cheat on you. It's just like, that's exhausting. And also, if you just get to it, worry more about reality, like maybe girls at work or people he knows, not people that shoot a fucking show on another continent. Yeah, but even that, it's just like, I'm not talking about jealousy because she can't
Starting point is 01:31:23 bear the thought that he's even looking for thinking. It's getting to a relationship. It isn't even any relationship. Whether it's a work relationship or home relationship, isn't it about conceding ground, though, at times, and then standing ground, that's sure. I think so compromise. So, I mean, if it's it, yeah, but there's unreasonable compromise and there's a reasonable compromise. So I mean, if it's it. Yeah, but there's unreasonable compromise. And there's reasonable compromise. You know, if you're living with someone and you're a fucking slob and they come to you and they're like, Hey, man, like this is on like I come home and I can't even relax in my own house because it's a fucking mess. It's what's it called what order level for then to me, that's a a reasonable request You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:32:07 But if it's like but they're mentally ill though No, I'm not talking about orders. I'm talking about about like and like you're out of a slop throws their fucking jacket on the on the kitchen table instead of hanging it up You know what I mean that that sort of person? That's it that could be a Well, that could annoy it that could be uh uh well that could annoy someone that could change the uh that could annoy someone
Starting point is 01:32:28 enough to be like they're not for me no the person if they come to you and they like look it's fucking annoying to come home and to find you a shit all over the place that bothers me could you change it like to me that's a compromise that you should make however i, I've heard that. I'll leave all my art stuff out. I just like, you know, I think I like some drawing. I'll leave it all out and I just go to bed. Do you tried to correct that? Okay, here's where I can help you.
Starting point is 01:32:55 You'd be like, then pick it up, bitch. You're like, I love that. I say that. I'm driving to the hospital immediately thinking something's gone wrong. I say, like, oh yeah the hospital immediately thinking something's gone wrong. I say, like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, but, you know, next day, I probably just leave it out again, though.
Starting point is 01:33:12 But surely there is the exit she does. Yeah, but, like, you know, it's not something, it's not worth, like, having a blow-up, be-all-end-all, like, you know, argument about it, though. Do you have blobs about it? No. No. Okay. Do you have blobs about any time?
Starting point is 01:33:30 Um, blobs. Uh, of course, every, um, I don't think it's possible to be married for a long period time. I have a blob here or there, but blobs are infrequent. How many blobs have ended in you just fucking running out of steam and laughing at each other? Has that happened? Yeah. It does, right? What the fuck are we even fighting about? Yeah, you're just you you you you pick a hill. Right. And you and if I pick a hill that it's it's painfully obvious. I can go fuck a win this hill the pencil stain where it is
Starting point is 01:34:12 No, she can make a comment that'll bring it. They'll break it, you know pop the pop like where she's just like a random But that's good isn't that good. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, but I mean like yeah, there's no there's no like cause be marriage No, I sure hope not. Hey, if you want to, hey, and don't forget, send in your reasons for hating Q or, or not for hating me, but if you don't, or if you just reasons why you may have written some negative stuff about you. Only the right of people. We're trying to do something here.
Starting point is 01:34:50 Let's not make stuff. I mean, I want to reveal. Make up on account. How easy is the makeup? What? An email account? Yeah. Came used to that email.
Starting point is 01:35:00 I will be sharing all the emails with my adversary, get him Steve Dave, and we're going to get back BQ's good name. We're gonna make you... If that's even possible. No, it's possible. I'm gonna make, and then I'm gonna convince those people who wrote bad things.
Starting point is 01:35:20 They're wrong. They're the jury. So that's, so the verdict is based on if more than 50% of people are like, all right, I like you, then that's considered a win. Yes, I will stick by it. If they vote 50% less, Q they're going to get they're going to get it. They're going to get me being quiet and chiming and everyone's in law.
Starting point is 01:35:42 I love it. Yeah, just high stakes it. Just high stakes. There are high stakes, I'm not sure. I mean, it's not quite like, you know, like death penalty, but it's still. Yeah, no one's like. I can't. No one's like, I wonder if I'll be injected
Starting point is 01:35:55 with three different kind of drugs and lose my life. But the very sake of the pod could change dramatically. If these people feel for the better if I can't win if you can't win It's good thing I'm the judge So I so I can strike things I can just allow them yeah, can overrule. I will I will like object and you'll sustain And I'll play it straight if the Reddit people play it straight Yeah, I mean that's what we're looking for you know if you're afraid to You know, I will not use any names. I promise I will just be there will be just
Starting point is 01:36:42 Emails that I received that I will you bring into evidence But I will not reveal anybody's name or username. No one's no repercussions. Yeah, you have remain anonymous and I don't want anybody tell me why they like you know, right? We know what it gives a fuck with I know this already. There's no need to write in and tell and to make me waste my time reading about how great is I want to read about how shitty is And if you don't have a reddit account But that's older than a month. Yeah, your vote doesn't count. How am I gonna check that dog?
Starting point is 01:37:17 I think it says it says Yeah, when you email tell me me how long you had your account. Yeah. And you know, you're not gonna get people who are gonna lie though and say, you know, to back check this. Well, I think that I'm gonna get people who like me, who are who, I don't want them,
Starting point is 01:37:36 I think getting good intentions, they'll go on Reddit and like vote for me. We don't want that. Right, but I mean, but you're asking them to take a big gamble They're gambling with your presence a lot of people can't just sit idly by and let it let me have to leave it in my hands They have to Say all right trial this entry try The date we're recording yet, but we don't want to say that a lot. Oh, we know. Okay. Yeah, you're right in January
Starting point is 01:38:04 Yeah, if anybody we don't want to say that a lot. Oh, no, okay. Yeah, you're right in January in January Okay, so they just have to have them in by a certain date in January Yeah, well, uh, well, this better early the better earlier the better Hopefully anybody gets it to me by January just to be safe January 10th is the cutoff for emails if you send a Unless it's a less it's a bombshell Like if you send it a bombshell, you know, maybe I'll consider using it after January 10th, but January 10th is when I won't be checking email anymore for you, regarding it.
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