Tell Em Steve-Dave - #318: Q'z Brewz

Episode Date: January 1, 2017

2016 in review, American treasure Steve Martin, Q dreams of becoming the 2nd Baron on TESD. Music: 3 Parts Dead - My Mistake

I think you can easily start to alienate. Who? Ants. Oh fuck them. That's move I ever made was being fake. Yeah. He has a yeast infection. He's been living Tell Him Steve Dave.

And boy do we have some business to discuss what? The business of clay. Oh, that's right. Finally. The end. There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Yep. Currently, Savalkan was holding us up. I'm going to put it out there.

You see the last piece? He's the last piece of the puzzle. As soon as we get Sal's lines, it can be. So it started? Yeah, by the end of January, people who ordered it, who preferred a digital copy. Yeah, before February 1st, it's looking like you're gonna have it.

But I need... Less than two years late. That's pretty sweet. That's pretty sweet. If you were a voice backer This is the last call could you please send an email to T.E.S.D. voice Actors at gmail.com If you if we don't hear from you, we won't be able to put your voice in the in the movie

Do you think those people maybe a year ago were like fuck those guys? Oh, I think a lot of people were like fuck those guys. I mean, I understandably so. I mean, balls were dropped. Our balls dropped on this project. But I mean, it'll be nice to put it to rest and finally have it, you know, not be like a... A burden? A cancer. A malignant, like a carcinoma. It'll be nice to be out from underneath it and fulfill all the patient, people who waited this long and were super patient. I can't say

enough about the people who were... Who stuck around not like the assholes who are like, fuck those guys. I mean, assholes would be the word I choose. But, you know, I mean hey man is it like I'm sure a lot of people thought it would never see the light of day but it's it's it's so close I could taste it I know what I know what the clay tastes like it's like very much as similar to shit I was saying texture. So we saw we're going to clay nation to immediately. Huh? Clay nation to we saw. I don't I don't ever want to see if I if I when I see playd all I'm gonna have to go to a safe space. I would ever want to hear the word clay or see anything that looks like clay, hard or soft.

Yeah. Like a pottery even fucking sends me into a fucking. Pottery wheel, yeah, it would trigger you. And into an anxiety spell. Hehehe. Shit dude. So that's the latest on clay, Mation, people ask. And this is it.

This is what this will probably be the final update until it gets to you. It gets into you. So the SD Voice Actors at gmail.com. If there's anybody still out there who? Some OG supporters. The people who are like, I want to get it on this. I want to support these guys.

And then, see you later, get them. And that's their fucking thank you. Where are the assholes? Mostly you, Q, but we want to a little bit. Fucking want to refund everybody's money. That's true. That was a fucking moment of like, oh my god. Like what this entails.

Right because you couldn't refund it through credit cards. No, it wouldn't have been fun, but get him would be writing checks late into the night. Well, he's got to do something around here. Yeah. Yeah, I wish he stayed, man. I want to grill him. You want to grill him?

Yeah. Did you ask him to stay? No. What did you want to grill him about? His work ethic. I hear it's. These are not the strongest? I hear it's. These are from the strongest store.

I don't know, these are very frosty. It's finally cool enough for me to sit through without turning on the air. Yeah. I don't know if it would be fun to listen to. Walt doesn't seem happy, get him doesn't seem happy. No, I'm not happy. I feel, it's probably just the post Christmas blues.

Yeah. It's probably a lot post Christmas blues. Yeah. It's probably a lot plays a lot factor into it, but I rarely feel like I want to murder people or see faces crushed underneath my foot, but sometimes, sometimes, I want to once every couple of years, a couple of times, or a year, I I feel that way you want to put gittems face under your heel It's like no, you know what it's not fair. It's not fair Name names is not fair to say you just get them that wouldn't be fair. It's everybody You know I was thinking earlier today for $100,000. Would you let Alicia do a trust fall with me?

I don't know what that is. It's like somebody stands, you know, with their, they've, they've, they're both facing the same way. And I would fall back and I have to trust her to catch me. Or she couldn't catch you. No. One of you would be severely injured if not both of you. Yeah. $100,000. Yeah. I mean, you know, tax free. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, but even what's what's her quality of life after that, you know, after that. I probably like slightly worse than mine right now. Yeah, I've just got a lot of years though. Please say it, I don't.

I'm a young man. How was your Christmas? Was it good? Why do you have the post Christmas blues? Because it's over. Holy shit, I fucking hate the time leading up to it. Doring it, after it. The only time I start to be like, okay, this isn't so bad, is like post-New Years Eve, like New Year's Day. I fucking hate from like in the 20s until right after New

Years. I can't stand it. Yeah. You just wanted to be Christmas again. I had a good Christmas yet. Yeah. It's, I would mind like on a, like a couple week loop of Christmas. Yeah, yeah, it's I would mind like on a like a couple week loop of Christmas No, it'd be alright with me like every six weeks No, no, just left Christmas lasted two weeks instead of one day. Mm-hmm. I'll be okay with that. I guess that's on it, right? Yeah, why don't you turn and go Jewish like Sunday Jeff. He seems to be happy go Jewish like Sunday Jeff he seems to be happy uh always energetic and spirited I've heard you can do both I wouldn't mind doing that really that's a fucking sellout you can't do both well it's not like I'm

that I'm that much of a Christian know that I'm that you could balance it Catholic you could be Christian and Jewish at the same time I think I could if anybody could I'd yeah I agree with that if anyone could balance it. You could be Christian and Jewish at the same time. I think I could. If anybody could, I'd agree with that. If anyone could do it. And would do it in order to celebrate. How many days in Hanukkah? Eight? Yeah, and then you go, so you get Christmas that's nine. That's pretty close to two weeks. Just go home and tell the girls. Like, at least you gonna do a trust fault with the fuck of 400 pound fuck up and we're Jewish now too. Put these hats on. Girls were young because? No, don't they wear like a like a scarf or something?

I gotta wear a wig, you know how to show your hair? Religion is fucking so weird, right? That is nothing against Jewish people. but like the harder core who believe like well God doesn't want me to show my hair out of humility I guess yeah, so you know, it's Where this scarf or hat or pop this wig on put on this fake hair over your real hair That God I would think created. Yeah, it. So weird thing, right? I think it gets to me back in here and I'm a little bit more. I'll be in here in three weeks. Three, four

weeks. Yeah. I'm going to add that to my list of inquisitions of semi. Yeah. This challenge is going to be like four hours long. Oh, what's with the wigs? Simea? It'll have an answer. All right. Carrie Fisher died. Were you moved by that? Well, I was, I guess shocked. I would be the proper word. Shocked. Somebody, I guess someone, you know, you, you consider a ageless.

Really? What's the last time you saw? Force Wacans. You consider Ageless. Really? What? What's the last time you saw her? Force Awakens. Okay. Yeah. That's why you consider Ageless because I did a CGI fake carry Fisher. Oh, that was her.

Shut the fuck up. You're talking about Rogue One. Oh, wait, I'm talking about Rogue One. Yeah. Force Awakens. Yeah. She looked like Princess Leia back when she was 19 you think? This still look like her to me, you know, she still looked like Carrie Fisher. I

mean, I just think that you, I don't know, I think that's a most common reaction as shock. Were you shocked to cue? I was a servant. When I heard about the like they said 10 minutes, she was getting CPR on the plane. That's kind of like I was like, that's not good. Even if she survives, it's not going to be great. 10 minutes is too long. Just without a steady air supply like that. That's not recommended.

They can't they have air like put the mask on. Yeah, we're not breathing it in. They're saying like they were just doing the chest compressions. To tell you the truth, I was more shocked by Debbie Reynolds than Terry that may perfect sense to me really yeah, you can't like get a stroke from Stress can you Yeah, right. I thought it was like just like a blood clot or something a stroke. It was like a all bought all bought on by the tremendous grief and stress brought on by you know

Hmm, it was a bummer. you're bummed? I was bummed! I was more bummed than when I read that Steve Martin deleted his tweet. Yeah, that under pressure. My way he said I didn't hear about this. He said, I'll read it exactly. Was it Steve Martin the actor? Yeah, the comedian. He got a he got a guys like fucking ghost pussy. He knew her personally and Put it what I thought was like a sweet nice tweet, but The rest of the world you forget we're living not the rest of the world, but we live in 2016 Not for long. You're right. It's probably gonna get work well president Trump may fix this stuff

Well, yeah, I know it's on his agenda. That getting the hackers. Backlash Walt. Backlash against Steve Martin. American treasure Steve Martin. What did he say? Used to be American treasure. Not anymore. I don't know. You need to you need to have some stuff. He wears books. He's a banjo man. He's been out of the public eye for a while. I don't know. He's on tour right now with Martin. I think you're out of the loop because there's a lot of people that I'm like, man, he's

fucking guys. Don't do anything anymore. And then I look him up. It's like they've done a thousand times. Like Dietrich Bader. I'm like, when's the fucking last time I saw Dietrich Bader? He's fucking out there, man. He's doing tons of shit. So when I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was the most beautiful creature I'd ever seen. She turned out to be witty and bright as well.

There's what Steve Martin wrote. So there's more than that, right? That's it. That's it. That's it. There was a backlash against that. Wait, let's say it again. When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen.

She turned out to be witty and bright as well. Now. Wow, I'm not, I'll, I'll, can I guess, I already know why the back, I can't figure out why there'd be a bitch like it because you said young man because you doesn't think of it now and He's like he's like where is it because and and she also turned out to be witty as if well hold on

I'll give you I can't figure out where some called him out for focusing on her physical appearance a topic Fisher spoke out against throughout her career Others noticed that she wanted to be remembered for more than for career. Others noticed that she wanted to be remembered for more than for, sorry, others noted that Fisher likely wanted to be remembered for more than just being pretty. Which he fucking mentioned after the tribute had been deleted. You know, I know I don't mean to say anything bad about somebody because I don't want to hear it, but it's a lot easier to say that when you've been considered beautiful though. Oh, to be like, I don't want you to focus on my physical appearance. Yeah, there's a lot of people who would like people have to focus on my physical appearance. I would love

that. Right. Yeah. Look. Yeah. Like, oh, look at him. Monster. I mean, it's, I understand your hearts in a good place, but when you've been, when you've been, you've had the adoration of millions, not just because of your acting ability, but because of the way you look, appearance, unfortunately, means a lot. Right. A lot of people, a lot of when you go to a con, a lot of slave layers used to be anyway. Not so much anymore. Now it's all hard, now it's all hardly quitting.

Right. Right now, right? I mean, that's going to like, it's going to go through the roof now, right? Well, Disney as a band, you're not allowed to display, they don't sell slave labor merchandise anymore, and you're not allowed to in the complex. Unwritten rule? No, no, you're not even allowed to draw a layer as sexy in the comics. Impossible. But at a con they can't stop you from no, they can't, but you know how like comics used to be fun and life used to be fun.

Oh, boy, do I do that sounds like Steve Martens Tweet there was when I was When I was a young man, I was like, well, I guess I think what he was saying was like Back in the back in the 70s when I was like 20. I was like, oh my god This girl is beautiful not really, you know because when when guys are young They're not, they're not maybe they're not as fucking woke as everyone is today. But what is it?

They're not as evolved as everyone is today. They're not as opposed to notice one of women's beautiful. Do not notice it, Quinn. And certainly do not comment on it. Do not tweet about it. But why? Because she was a friend of us. What are some of the things that people were upset about?

Is there any any what I read was his use of the word creature was demeaning to women? But that's a word that's been used is it demeaning to me? People call me creature Divine creature is that I mean it's it's it's an exquisite. I mean, it's a real It's a winky thing, but it's a word that's a phrase or a way that you would describe someone from Along the look, you know, that's from a different era would use the I would think he is from a different era The guys like fuck it. What 70? Yeah, the fact that people this is why you can't take anybody seriously anymore And what did he did he have any kind of, did he just delete it without any kind of,

he didn't say anything else? I would have deleted it though. Like, what's it gonna, like, why not keep it up there? You're fucking Steve Martin. Who's gonna fucking, it's not like Mel Gibson being like, hey, you sure are gonna touch your fucking Jew? Like, it's not, it's not a fucking Mel Gibson moment. It's not like, just doesn't want to hear it.

He's here, he would hear it anyway though, and then you, and then you get then you get you cave to she was outspoken in her feminism especially in regards to her legacy as Princess Leia she did not hesitate to call people out on their perceptions and sexualization of the character You're fucking hot, but that's not something you can troll. Yeah, nor is it anything You can't control it and you came back to the character. So what's going on? But I'm sure you know what? I don't know. This is gonna be okay, though. I don't care anymore. Yeah. A

Night and Night and Night in Nine interview she conducted with Steve Martin for the Times. I Slept with Steve Martin once and once only of the times. I slept with Steve Martin once and once only 20 some years ago. And I interviewed Steve Martin once and once only 20 some days ago. They had they were they were you do the math well for one night one night stand. But 20 years ago so in their 50s. She was 60 so in their 40s. Yeah. So he was still hitting it when he was willing to hit it 20 years after And wouldn't you I don't know you're telling me I don't know what you look like at 40 Even who gives I would have fucked her at 60 it's princess. Yeah. Yeah Look a little rough inner drug ears or drug and drinking ears. I don't look rough to you

Hit that hit that shit. I'd never quit that shit. Yeah, I mean, they were friends too. So I don't know, man. I'm trying to, you know, try to not care. I don't care. I don't care about anything. Backlash forces Steve Martin to delete Twitter tribute. I wonder why he didn't tweet anything about sexy Debbie Reynolds. America's sweetheart. Yeah, that's one that's a quiz at creature. She kind of fell off the face of the Debbie Reynolds. Yeah, she was a fucking 85 years old.

But I could like what I heard she thought. I was like, I don't know what she's's famous for I don't remember her seeing her or anything I can't recall anything that I would remember her from Probably not right I mean I know she was 60 elite right Yes, she had a name, you know, and she but I don't know what it was that I could say like oh, yeah She was in bam like I couldn't

Fred Astaire wasn't that was Tap dancing in the way a famous sequence, right? Yeah, that's what maybe you want to be a tap dancer Mm-hmm spread a stare. Yeah I didn't know. I remember him in Ghost Story. He was awesome. That fucking little tiki. That was not his last role.

Fred Astaire. Yeah. Yeah. What, what, what, what, I imagine that you're gonna say? I mean, a tap dancer in our movie. Well, it's like Worson Wells last movie was a Transformers movie. This is weird.

These weird roles. What about what's his name? Godfather Marlon Brando. What was his last role? Oh, I think it was dial Island Dr. Moro. Really? Really? No, he went out on a turkey. They used to do. Well, Fred Astair died and I think people are gonna fuck Fred Astair. The hard thing talking about him.

He died in 1987. I mean, I want to, I want someone get this. My pop culture isn't black and white. Sure is. Every picture of Fred Astaire is in black and white. On Wikipedia. Oh, wait, here's a colored picture. He's a long page, man.

He did a lot of shit. He's Fred Astaire is like a figure star. Another icon. Yeah. He was short. Wasn't he like five, two with some shit like that? Hmm. He was a, kind of his born in 1899, holy shit. What a fucking time to see, right?

Cause you're young enough that you remember World War I and World War II. So he was like an fully adult in the great depression. Yeah, he was nearing 30. He's dancing around. Everyone's like ready to fucking kill themselves. He's tapped dancing up a storm. Right through the dust ball and shit. What do you think he would? Do you think he would write? He would think that this era he lived through was worse or the one that we live in now. Fred Astaire. Yeah.

I don't know. Did he seem like a gentleman to you? He seems sort of like gentlemanly, right? Yeah. He just came off as classy. So he would be interested back then. We live in a good time. Why don't we live in a good time?

Because you got fucking ghost post. He's all over town. Yeah, but that's all he's talking about. That's all he's talking about. He's like, you pay attention to him. He has a secret. You just don't go online. You know, you will never encounter one of these people

in real life ever, ever. So it's like, all you gotta do is not go online and then they nonsense and they're prattling. That's incredible for though. It's not possible. I have never met anybody who does. I stopped myself. Now if I start reading something that I'm just like,

what is this idiot that I'm like, why am I doing this? I stop myself now if I start reading something that I'm just like what is the city? And then I'm like why am I doing this thing to stop? It's for the great quality of life and crease. How's it? Dude I'm incredible. Like even politics. I mean, I've said this before I just checked out and I feel pretty good. I don't care. And like then then even Trump winning is only like further insulated my ability to do that because Well, what's he gonna do that's gonna that's gonna affect me

Well, don't you have any any friends who are Maybe won't be allowed in the country because of his Sure, hard lines dance possibly, but then it will affect you then because you know really that's that problem That's not my problem your friends Oh, I mean you came or else is getting the boot. Oh, he's See muscle muscle muscle muscle muscle muscle friends. He's a more That air! Build a wall! Build a wall! Keep Emon Morris out!

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is a myth. Not about that, that concerns you. It concerns me only in so much. Well, he says that global warming is a myth. No, but that concerns you. It concerns me only in so much. Well, look, how it concerns me is this? I don't mean it. I don't mean it. I mean, it's 40. I know, but I like it. What's that you're going to be done the next 40 years?

But yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? I don't mean it in a way that it concerns you, but that makes you go, that makes you raise an eyebrow a little bit. When he says it, it doesn doesn't it doesn't exist a lot Everything he does I raise eyebrows left to my eyebrows and a perpetually but I am also tired of

A lot of the way that society has gone and I'm like I'm just like fine I said dude I I was the one the fucking first how off and though I palmed myself in the back I said almost two years ago The whiny bullshit and it's just like You know now when you say that now they're like now you're blaming us for losing the election and that's not right blame racist And but it's just like I see you guys didn't win your lessons so get ready for eight is trump instead of four And if that's the case I don't I mean I didn't think you could win. So I was wrong. But boy, if he doesn't do something, he's got a lot of really bold promises to keep to his people. And if he doesn't keep him, you think they were going to vote for him again? Well, I am telling you right now, the

second I saw how the, the left has responded to him winning. I know immediately he's going to he's being there for years. But you know, are you, but I don't think you're just counting the people who put him into office are art because of the things he said in if he does and he's going to, he's not going to be able to come through on a hell of a lot of things he promised. Don't think they care. Well, the vaguenness of the way i don't think he got voted because he's become every other politician then i don't think i think that for people to i don't think people care what

i think it's all a smoke show but that's why they vote for them because they don't care they voted for him because he was the only one sitting there not being there being like everybody else focus on everybody but white america he was the only focus on white america whether he meant what he said or not and he's just gonna keep pressing that button again and again And then he's any voted back in do you agree with that? You don't think though that he's gonna that Well, he's right so many crazy promises that he can't keep like well

I'm gonna come back to hurt him well the wall the wall being for one There how many people really want a wall though? I mean Really what do they really is that How many people really want a wall though? I mean, what's really, what do they really, is that something that people really want? I'm not. Oh yeah. Well, I think that they want. It's the thing that is the thing that kick started him into his his his campaign. I remember the day that he said something about like Mexicans being rapist and shitter whenever and reading it in the post and be like, oh my god, he started

already like like the day one like right out of the gate, he said something. But the wall is not financially viable, though. You know, you're built like the Great Wall of China. He's going to make Mexico people. Well, I think that if he turns that around. Another problem, that's insane. If he turns that around and is like, because he's the problem, it's not the wall. It's not the wall wall.

It's the reasons that people want the wall. And it's like he's going to he's going to address that in a major way. The legal immigration. Yes. All that all that. All that. All that. The law in order that the you know some you know. And that and at the end of the day, it's like that's going to be what it because right now if you say that you're against a legal immigration, you're racist. Where it's just like, why? Like why, I'm not against legal immigration. Like why am I, why is it racist to be like, yeah, we have laws, and I want people to follow those laws

to get in the country. Because if we're not doing that, if the fucking bleeding heart liberals are like, oh, but this, that, and the other thing day and then let them in that it's just like you know what then this is a was i don't follow either and i'll start with the fucking tax code and now he is my version of the fuck like what why like who's following like what's wrong with people following was to get into the country don't get it

like the whole notion of people being upset that he wants to build a wall why would anybody be upset by that well there's plenty of people are but i don are, but I don't think he's going to be able to. He's not building that wall. He's not building that wall. He's not building that wall. So you don't think that that's going to come back to, like, how many of the promises that he made, I don't think he won on. We're going to be able to or is he going to be able to come through on? That's the big. He's come through on some jobs not you know relatively not that many

buddy to come back so you have a people don't understand that she's not even the president yet true you know nobody understands it and nobody understands foreign policy does anybody understand fucking economic policy like nobody does the average person doesn't so it's just he went on attitude what do you think about this russia thing though you don't think that like how

hard he's trying to uh... say that like well russia wasn't really involved and like but you know what well i'm not saying i agree with the i don't agree with the guy i don't agree with this policy a lot of shit i'm just saying i could see why he won and the reaction that he got

from the left, it's always the far left. It's not like because I consider myself left. It's like did not at all, they didn't learn. They doubled down on the white people are evil, fucking everybody, everybody between New York and L.A. is racist. Well, it's a long time between now and four years, Q. I'm telling you, well, it doesn't matter because they're going to keep hitting that drum and people are going to be like, fuck you. They're fucking going after Steve Martin

for the fucking... Going into Steve Martin. Like the America treasure. Right. For the most, like the innocuous tweet. And you can't even say, like what I'm saying there's gonna be someone out there that gets and that's gonna get annoyed at me for saying it. Oh yeah, as if I'm not allowed to have an opinion because like when Colin Joe's made that that joke on sign alive where he was like

whoever Facebook wasn't Facebook what Facebook now lets you pick between 37 genders when you sign up and he's like we call that feature Y Trump won and the fucking backlash that he got just like you're blaming this on you know on an already marginalized group of and it's just like assholes he made a fucking joke that has a kernel of truth in it like whether you want to fucking like that's what I'm saying it just so now you know what so now Conjunz is not going to make that joke on the show, but it's still true, but it's not going to change anything and he's allowed to make that joke, but they don't want him to make that joke.

They don't want that that's that expression be that some things aren't. You just don't joke about him. Some things. What those things are. Some things that are like such as that are kind of taboo in comedy aren't there such as They're in the one now. Yeah, well, I'm even before and more even before 2016 there were some things that were very difficult to navigate Child molestation Louis CK did it on serenade life. I thought it was fun. Constantly. Yeah, but constantly

Drug drug abuse are against her in our life did that that heroin thing On Sarah Nightlife, I thought it was fun. Constantly. Yeah. Constantly. Okay, here we go, roll. Drug abuse. Again, Sarah Nightlife. Did that, uh, that, that heroin thing. I mean, because druggies deserve it. I hear you. Let me tell you something. I am a Kinnison album. Oh, yeah.

Holy fuck. Let me tell you something. I stayed at, uh, Pemeneggers for Christmas. And I started to think I'm like, how the fuck did I do this? For so long. Like, years back. And it was because of the fucking opiates they numb you to the point where you can live with your parents The flip side is you're on opiates. Yeah, but yeah, it's right. We have to go back and live with your parents. Oh, you're You're living. Oh, no, no. Now. I'm saying if you have to go back live with your parents, you should immediately get on Rocksies. Oh, you know as quickly as possible very difficult

You know the car the thing well there's like I don't know what I'm talking about either like to me I'm just like what do I know? So to me I'm like all the best I can do is sit here and fucking bullshit with my friends and just hang and just say whatever comes to my mind But could change next week like next week like I'd be like, I don't know, maybe they're wrong about it, maybe they're right about it, you know what I mean? So I don't know. I just think that,

I remember like, you know, every president since I've been an adult, after the president has won the election. Yeah. My mind's that I always been, I really, I really, really hope this dude kicks ass and does everything right and- Even the black guy?

Every president, especially the black guy. Every president because of American. Yeah, the same thing with him though. He was hardly in the fucking White House before people were like, oh, he's fucking it out. And it's just like, you're talking about hundreds of years that came before him. It's like, you got to give him a little time. I just wish we weren't so divided. And it's just, let's just be Americans instead.

Where's the division? Democrats and Republicans. But it's never going to happen. But. Do you think that line is more visible than ever before? Yeah, I said right now to show you. Between the like, it's like the third rail. Yeah.

Step on it and you're fucking fried. Yeah. The third rail of society. Obama, like, you got the sense that he cared about the country and people in it. I don't know if I get that Trump, you know, he's a much more, he's not a hugable guy. No. You don't get, you don't get that feeling of like, you know, you'd hug Obama, not the Donald. If I was going to, if I had to make a choice, like you you know, you'd hug Obama. Not the Donald. If I was going to, I had to make a choice, like, you got a hug of president.

Any president from history, though, any president? Yeah, who'd you hug? What price? That's a good question. One of them, you know, one of those embraces, though, it has to be like meaningful. Yeah, it's got to be a long, like, you know, you, it's got to be a tight one where you're like, you know, you feel the man.

Feel his heartbeat. Yeah. Maybe a Lincoln. I don't know. That Lanky motherfucker, he was like six six. Yeah, but he really did a lot for the country. I wait, who? Wait, am I hugging him because I need to feel better or I'm hugging him as like, I love you. Thank you for what you've done. Yeah. What is it? No. Yeah, what is it? No This second one Let's let's do it this way. Let's do it

Be elected during your lifetime And Larry was down a little bit. Everyone's gonna go with the fucking two big ones. Okay, Lincoln and Washington So who do I have really? So wouldn't it be like like Teddy Roosevelt like the teddy bear now? George Washington is people are gonna want to do the first one They want to get in there and be like I hug George Washington and it was in or Lincoln because they're the most No one presidents But I want somebody from your lifetime, you know, I want you I mean I want someone to Give Bush junior hug

I mean, I want you, I mean, I want someone to give Bush, junior hug. I hugged Wayne Eisenhower. You know, give him a hug and be like, you know, Oh, JFK. I know you, I know you fucked up on that. So all the presidents in your lifetime, so for us, it would be, it would be Lyndon B. Johnson. He's not well.

It would be, he had to be a one of us. We live guy. Yeah, it's got to be like so Carter Ford Ford's not alive is he? No, I don't think so. I'm just trying to think of who then Ronnie. Carter's the love. Yeah, Carter Bush Bush Clinton. Reagan. Oh no, Reagan's dad. Yeah, he's that too. And then Brock. I'm gonna go down. He's dead too. I'm gonna go with a brook. I'm gonna go with Bush Jr. Bush Jr. He needs a hug. He needs a hug more than all of them. Yeah. I don't know. His PO has been picking up in recent years.

How's it? Who's talking about Bush Jr? That's the thing he wouldn't even care. He might. Like I said, American, he came up to him and you're like, thank you for everything you did. You were so on point on the panel. I think I think if he probably won a few more than all of us, definitely. So now you're putting the fame into it or just the looks. Both. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, either way you go. Q's gonna fucking call it a pro-bomber then. Yeah, yeah, I think so. Would have been Clinton, but I mean really a lot of ugly shits come out about Clinton lately. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what the power. Him putting input into cigar, Michael, let's get as effect to me at all.

But now you're just hearing that like... You goof somebody. That didn't do anything. I expect that whole president is again a little fucking strange. Of course. This is stressful job, bro. That's a white house, though. That's kind of activity should not be going on under the white house.

JFK fucking. It's a swill down the mountain. I'm a lady. Oh, man. Yeah. Right. I'm saying, but not like he's not putting cigar. You don't know what he was up to.

Yeah, I don't know. Man, the shenanigans these guys, I'll bet you fucking Carter and Ford double teamed. Do you think that was something he always wanted to do? Like I really, that's a one. I'll bet you the cigar was there and he's like, I guarantee the cigar was there and he's like, let me see if I can do this. And I know the white fee isn't into cigars, but...

Right. Would you be? Or cock it all, evidently. Um, anything phallic shapes you don't like. Um, yeah, he's like, my wife isn't into cigars and she's like, I'll smoke when he's like, nah, that's not what I'm talking about. So put on this. But you don't think there was, you don't think there, it just happened to be like a cigar

was in within reach and he's like, all right, I'll, I'll use that. Yeah, I think so. I don't think you, why you think he had a whole plan? He's like, he brought in a, a fucking box of Cubans. Well, let's see. Does he smoke? No. But people probably give him cigars. I don't know. You don't think he smokes a cigar smoke? plan he's like he brought in a fuck a box of cubus let's see does he smoke no but people probably give him cigars I don't know you don't think he smokes a cigar smoke I think he had a

cigar finish and that's the only time it came out I think he tried to suppress that very very much so because he want to look like a freak right I'm gonna get my freak on I can't have fucking the American the American voters find out about this by the only dark secret. Well, no, no, he's got a weird that he shone a load on a dress. And then she kept the dress and then told the what was the lady's name? I forget the lady's name that she told Jennifer flowers. No, that was that was Gary someone or other. Jennifer flowers was another Clinton.

Uh, dalliance was it? Yeah. Um, yeah, I don't remember. Jennifer Flowers was another Clinton Dalliance was it yeah Yeah, I don't remember she was like like a librarian like teacher looking lady. Yeah, she looked like the kind of lady That was like too ugly to shove it up my pussy. How fuck you then? Young Monica Lewinsky Looking fine. I don't think Obama would have cheated on as well. I don't know if we think after that cigar He smoked that shit right away. Oh, you think it was like dipping a joint and fucking from out That shit made me that was in the like that happened in my like early 20s, right?

That made me real want to be president publicans. No, that was me being like and I grew up at Staten Island to very Republican. Oh, because they went after him. So I was like, this is so petty and fucking nonsensical. And they're like, he lied on their oath about his sexual activities. I'm like, you know, fucking shit. What guy wouldn't he's always wife was going to see it. see it i was like why you guys being like assholes about this be cool yeah i remember thinking that i really turned that put me on that

and you know everybody who's looking down their nose out on the problem be like they are either too old and hardly to like to get a young girl to like i'm not the, I'm just some fucking congressman or Senator or whatever, like I can't get that. Oh, I don't think that's anything, I think that's what we'll do with like politics. Politics. That's not about like their outrage about the act.

I'm sure that they were like, no, they're not jealous. They're not haters. I think it's, yeah, haters were for the all the wrong reasons, well for all or just different reasons. Yeah. They wanted to take them, they want to take the biggest, the biggest Democrat down.

And I always thought, like Willie, like back then I always heard that like black people really liked Clinton and he did a lot for them. And then in recent years you just find out that I don't know what they are because I saw Pantheon's in but like his policies were actually bad for the African-immini community. Well because he he instituted some some harsh laws that made like that could make if you got arrested for drugs and stuff you would go away for life. Well see the one that did that the powdered coke I thought that was a while ago that was like powdered powdered cofers his crack

was like late 80s early 90s when that lock aim into effect anything he had anything to do with that that would have been a bush thing. I don't, I don't like that. I don't like that. What? The crack versus powder. Yeah, like to me, I, I feel so fucking obvious, man, it's like who's doing powdered coke like rich, rich, white people who's doing crack poor black people. Yeah. So yeah, to give people 20 years versus six months for a little fucking crack versus. Yeah, it's bullshit. Yeah, it's all bullshit. So, so, really, I think Obama gets the hug. He's got it. I just think he's a good guy. I think he always just really tried to do the right thing. So I have a good feeling about him. So you can either go with, since I took Bush Jr.

He took- Oh, no, that's a double up. I can take one of our- Now we're all three of us in a room. We're going to take him Bush Jr. And you're watching tennis off the table? Bush Sr. or Carter? Bush Sr. or Carter?

Probably Carter. We're Clinton. You could take Clinton just as I don't learn. So forgot about Clinton. Yeah. Is there a cigar near him and do I have loose finished shorts on? Don't wear a don't wear anything blue. I'll just get it all with a fucking stain on it. Yeah. I'll tell somebody. I'll learn that I'm gonna have to cigar behind my ear when I meet him. I'm like, oh, hey, it's Nick Kelly. How do you like my fucking blue pants? It's like Willy.

Yeah, I guess it would be Carter. I mean, he must be so fucking infebold right now. Like I could just push him around. It's like a bully a president. I mean, awesome. The agency was infe a president. It's not gonna be awesome. His whole agency was infebold though. Yeah it was. He wasn't gonna get the jerk off.

He couldn't get the jerk, the house that he's out of Iran and then fucking Reagan came in. He was like, so it's hostage is back. Boom done. Carter tried though. He did. He tried. Who doesn't wanna hear about late 70s politics?

So. Ha ha ha. Like I came in earlier, he's like, I run to you guys all the time. He's just like, what the fuck? The slowest mile ever. Talks about this bullshit, liver spotted Carter. Is Billy Carter still around?

I hope so, man. He was awesome. He was the Roger Clinton of the car. Of course. Have you ever had Billy Beer? No, no. He started his Have you ever had Billy Beer? No, I don't know. Yeah. He started his own beer line.

Billy Beer? Oh, so I speak of Beer Frank III drop by, left some beer for you guys. I didn't know he brewed his own beer. He does, yeah, he's home to stiller. Wow, he has a yeast infection. He's been living off for three years. He's got some off over three years. Got some hopstown there. I actually have been

Making steps to get into the beer game myself. No, no, you're gonna. You're gonna sell your own beer. You're gonna drive Frank three out of business I'm gonna start selling cube beer. Not cube beer. No, not cube beer. Oh god. This is fucking either hot sauce popcorn My side hot sauce is gonna pop Yeah, what's wrong with that? No, no, I'm investigating Energy drink. I'm investigating Investing in a beer company Will you be the face of the company or a silent partner? Depends on what will get me the best deal.

Why the fuck would they want him as a silent partner? They can get money from anywhere. They want, they want Q drink and a fucking a Q beer on a practical jokers. I got something, they want to waste it on Q beer. It would have be Q beer. No, why is, but besting it a root relay? But when you put your own name on it would have be here No, why is but passing in a root relay? But when you put your own name on it and you're no, no, no, I wouldn't do that you said that I didn't say that I said I wouldn't do that

And it would be cute as brew by the way It's so lame when people do that though. It's so fucking like like traitor bro. Yeah, that's not that was never my plan like straighter bro. Yeah, that's not that was never my plan. That's what we you guys are making that a reality by saying it over and over. Yeah. Purple fucking has like a wine or something and I was just like how sad is that? Well, it doesn't score sezy. Have like wine. Oh, Coppola. Yeah, Coppola does. I mean, that did super Italian though. I got it. Copbble of vineyard. But Q stepping into the beer game at 40 after...

Wait, wait, hold on. You're saying I shouldn't invest in a brewery? I mean, not to have it be you. There's a lot of competition out there. Not to have you sell the brand upon back on your back, though. Well, no, I would never be like, this is Q's brew. But I would say on fucking Tellum Steve Dave, like, I invested in a brewery just constantly like who's a hot one out there today you

know what the more I talk about this the better this sounding oh it does it don't it's time to settle out with a nice pipe a cute trial coming up and you should be keeping this fucking nonsense to yourself I'm not allowed to invest in a bit of a trial though Cuz it's so like it's so It's so I would never be what are you talking about so tiny? By blue chips. We have a fucking invest in a room for you You love beer though. I like beer. I know a type of beer that I like and I

Use brew Two days a hard day of it for a long day of a practically joking There's only one thing that gets me so what kind of what kind of investment you're talking about? Six figures no, no, no, I, I, seven, but he's put this fortune. It's a practically Jewish bro. It's a kiss bro. He's like every dick like that. No, it's hard to, I didn't realize it would turn into this much of a topic. Because there's some, there's actually some legal paperwork that I still need to go through before I can talk

about it. But not the background check, but I am specifically not allowed to say certain things about it, but there was a brewery in the Midwest that went out of business that I may take over. I'm just thinking, it was like, I'm fucking home, they're still like, to now you own a brewery.

That's why you said invest in a place. That's when I thought I was like a small brewery like you see them like in like It is a sh** now you fucking own a major factory Is there any American brewers like like major ones left is it like who? Well, you got you mean like who what what is an American because You mean like what what is an American because Budweiser is a right but but why is it one by English aren't they the same people they're on like a conglomerate?

Yeah some conglomerate. Yeah but there's so many brewing brewery. So is it a very competitive market though? Isn't it the beer market? Yeah but you but if you don't invest a lot I mean it depends on what you're looking at in it. Well I mean like a like a moderate growth or just more.

Do you want to like crack the top 10? No, no. No, it's not 20. But I don't even know how you would go about doing that. It's not about that. It's like a micro-brew type thing. Best American beer, it seems, or all was this.

The English. The English is American. It's they're all was this. The England is England's American. Nadi. What about a city? Nadi bro. Natural light. No, Nadi bro. Yeah, will you? Yeah, maybe get them can be your spokesman.

What I need to go fall asleep. I just drink a fucking gallon of cheese. I'll tell you guys like to be a little fair. I don't think more sense to you It'll make more sense to you. Well, how could really you really can't talk about it on here, huh? Well until I own until I officially own it. I can't talk about it. I can't I can't Give too many details until I'm until I officially own the rights. What do you think of that? What's your what's your?

I think that the person who wrote in that's accused not relatable It just like that just skyrocketed. But he's like, I'm buying a fucking brewery in the middle. That's just like, huh? That's good. I mean Frank. Investing in a brewery in the middle. For Frank 3, like he's fucking,

he's squashing the hops himself. It is bare feet like watching him on the football. And you're buying breweries. I'm not trying to mad at them. Are you gonna drive him out of business? Squash in the hops himself it is bear feet like wash them on the football. Yeah, you're buying my Dreads then Are you gonna drive them out of business investing in a brewery not buying not buying a brewery Investing in what so you will you be a majority shareholder? Why aren't we in on this at the end of it? What it would be is what it would be is I own the brand Then basically the brand and then I got a brand now at the brand. And then I would have a brand now.

Well, that I'm buying from the Midwest. And then I would invest in the brewery to partner with them to reintroduce the brand. Would these regional distributioner would it be, they're so wide? Well, worldwide? I don't know. Your way far ahead.

Your way far ahead. Worldwide. All right, it's not a sum of money. Worldwide I don't know you were your way far ahead your way far ahead world Cusebro It's not it wasn't a ton of money it came across my my desk and need something like you like what's in like I need a fucking loss on my taxes That's all is what I need not giving it all to the fucking government But like what something where he says something like, Q's brew, bump bump. Oh, right. Oh, slogan?

Yeah, slogan. See, now this is what I like. Now you guys are getting behind it. Well, okay. No, it wouldn't have anything to do with me, but I do like the idea of a Q's brew. Q's brew for men who are unrelatable. Oh.

Q's brew, you don't like it suck my balls Cuse bro for whites only You would you would might you clean up though and if you get it, you know in the markets and statin island Oh, would you wear a Cuse brew shirt on in practical jokers? What the fuck do you think, I think? I think that's the whole reason behind this. But wait, wait, wait. Hold on, Q's Brew is in the joke we just made? Or the... They're a sponsor of the joke like how subway sponsors you.

Well, I'm not gonna make a Q's Brew, but when I wear the shirt of the brewery on the show, yes, of course. but could I wear it? Other season, but now I think we should talk about this This could be a whole like this could be a tell them Steve Dave No concern you wouldn't get in the beer business. You don't like that. You don't want to be a beer master I mean, I think we just want my stuff on some Budwizers and then just put the cues for the label over it sold that I Think you I think you can easily start to alienate

Who ants? Oh fuck them Like here Alienator you fuck everybody trying to like to market and put and put like turn everything you see Like like you're like the fuck a terminator, like fucking digitalizing the odds. What can I do? What can I do? Yeah.

Look, I put my face out or tell me they logo on. Right. Yeah, that could start to come back to be like, ooh, that's kind of icky. Well, I didn't say I was doing that. I specifically said I'm not doing that. Well, look, all Brian's mentioned. Oh, okay, yeah.

That's why I said, I would be, I would have to, wait, if I own, if I own, like a legitimate, we'll call it whatever, we call it, we call it fucking honest beer. Right. Only because I'm holding it on a steethink. Right, I own that and we're selling it. It's pretty awesome.

If I wear an honest beer t-shirt on a Proctel Jogas, you think that makes me unrelatable? No, no, no. But if you're onto the podcast, and you start, and you're like, hey, people on Merch Table by case of Tom Steve Davebeer, I would be very... Well, I want to do that. Yeah, well Brian mentioned it. This one said I'll be very against the Tom Steve Davebeer. What do we sell then? We've got to sell something, so what do we sell? It's not beer. the Tom Steve Dave beer. What do we sell then? We got to sell something. So what do we sell? It's not beer. We sell we sell vinyls. We sell we sell products that we can eat or smoke. Oh no. No, I don't strongly disagree. We get a good macaroni. Something completely unrelated. Well, we said when we

started the merger, we were going to do stupid shit. Right? I think we do yeah, I think we got a stick to think to passion. We got it We got a passion projects and I don't think alcohol or steady as she goes no cereal. I tell them Steve Dave No, yeah, you got it. Yeah, you got it. You'll become no cheese He's No No, he's you don't have to know hmm you know, and that can be that and I agree I agree happens it happens to the best of people you know they're like oh well

where I can turn you know people want it why who am I to you know if they want it why shouldn't I do it that there's a good that's remember you're like how do people get rich that's a people like the fucking gene Simmons man like they look at you. We don't respect that. He's of course. I can't say that I would ever want to go down

that road of like where you just put the logo. Tell me, you behave Carlton. Now that I would get behind. It's just there's a line and you, and you'll make money, but at what cost though? And I guess people will be like, well, is there it should there be a quick if you're making money? And what's the cost that it's like who gives a fuck? Do you know rich? I am. Yeah, actually Simmons, but that's he's like look at you dealing with get him every day

Put your name on a coffin. You know, I'm gonna fucking go to work Yeah, yeah, and there's arguments to be made, but like but if you're going to try to remain true to your True to yourself Can't chase that fucking coffin money yeah or macaroni money Content the idea to ideas I had the idea behind because the idea behind investing in the brewery is You got to figure out practical Joke is already six seasons were shooting six seasons. How much longer could it go?

I have to start thinking about life after and what I can invest in to make money as I go all there and like Let's say I invest in this and I make 15 grand a year off it right right? Just a little stream there and then a little stream here And if you just put together enough to cover your mortgage for a year, that's kind of, well that's what I'm trying to do. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm looking at the top American beers. I'm not a beer guy. Sorry, Frank. I don't know guys. Are you going to want a beer? No, I don't want a kids' room. No. I mean, I'll display it, but I want to drink it.

Do you like a dark beer, Q? I like a nice head but I want to drink it. Do you like a dark beer cube? I like a nice head. I like an I like head Like a nice head on it. I like nice dark head I'm really not that choosy That is like crossing a line of so on on tellum Steve Dave so such a cheap fucking Such a cheap and fucking easy fucking yeah should we cut that out to be true to ourselves just so like like

I very judgmental today yeah yeah it's been I said man I'm dealing with dealing with something I get maybe it's the post Christmas thing yeah feel like shit. So I don't recognize any of these. We got barley, johns, the dark night returns. You ever drink that?

No. I really appreciate it. This is a competitor. Stella, I drink Peroni. I drink a nice good core is light all down. Yeah. You know, Stan Allen has a breweryy called now on it. That's fucking would you do some non-alcoholic beer at the brewery some near beer I don't know. I don't think I'd be in charge like you're involved in that. I think are you gonna be in a day-to-day operations?

No, no, I don't know. I've never seen the yeah Get on that plant line. you know you whip up the enthusiasm I'm so fucking Shirley Fee And it can't take it Make my dream come true. Hey, my boy, get your off-doll in it. You're away, my wife. Who cares the fuck? Who loves like it the money?

Who cares the fuck? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha At least that was in the late 80s. But no day to day operate. No, it's like Kevin on this place. He's not involved in the day to day. You don't dress down the fucking like the janitor. You're just gonna fucking up. You can't just in janitor. You're just shipping. You're just shipping out of the big distillery.

He just hasn't launched like eight straws put together into the fucking barrel. Oh, I Christmassy. You're there to give out to Chex, you know, some bonus checks. Oh, they're doing well. Yeah. It's like you bruised it really doing well. Yeah, it's more than making enough to put more away. I'm not gonna be able to make something called queues. I have to do it. Alright, so I catch the guy.

I catch a janitor. He's fired. Oh, Christmas Eve. Oh, fuck. He's right. He's a, if he's gonna fucking build the wall. Yeah. He's gotta fired the janitor. He's just drinking on the job. Out of the fucking big vat.

Yeah, because now I gotta, I gotta, I gotta drink some bottle. I mean, drink some bottle, I'm okay with it. Straight from the tap. It just be drinks a straw, a giant straw. Thank you guys for all that away, right? You can't. Well, it depends how, how, if it is,

Q's brew, Lucie, goosey with the regulation. Q's brew is not. Is he paying off the fucking health inspector? It depends how if it's a cute Bruce and Lucy with the regulation Paying off the fucking health inspector Everybody check everybody The checks that he's given out. It's not bonuses. I need you to bury a janitor's body. Here's a check. A couple of men got canceled. I need a job. I'm the janitor. I'm like, come on, quit. I'm a heart. Friends for decades. It's crazy. I'm expecting such a cool, I just can't do this job silver and you won't give me a good one.

I spent $7 on straws to make this fucking straws two hours wages. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not.

I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. I'm like, no, you're not. $7 on straws to make this fucking straws to our swages Like now you're gonna fucking make it. You're gonna cut me down. I have I got like three-sips and And then fly out there to break my buzz on Christmas Eve I'm bragging to the other I know Mr. Quinn

You're right You'd be alright with this. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Bull stinging, but the day's gone by. I'm the one who came up with a few further. I'm so you know. This is what I got out of you. Fucking jerk on. Fucking this fucking sitting beer. Look at this, strive. Oh, fuck, what is it?

Mr. Quaid, oh, he's trying to get me. What is he doing? What is putting him in a tree and pissing him off? What is he doing? Oh, ow. Oh, man, I haven't felt the stomach ache for a long time. Oh man, I haven't held the stomach ache for a long time. Oh man, I haven't held the stomach ache for a long time. Oh man, I haven't held the stomach ache for a long time.

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Six pack Christmas. That was better than a cash bonus. I went through it in 10 minutes and all. Oh, I had a counter to this, your quay. Oh! Oh, these huge brumadels. Oh, hello, you. Oh.

That would make a calendar. That's a thing, right? I don't think I'm sexy calendar So we're just gonna transrons the world I've opened the brewery and like I run it Yeah, I would make calendars What you do like those point I do coasters, you know with a more beer you buy the more points you get and you can order merch Yeah, uh, he fucks him over for a jet plane buy the more points you get and you can order merch. Yeah, uh, somebody fucks him over for a jet plane. Like, uh, no, I don't think so.

But we would do like cheesy like, um, like, uh, uh, uh, promotional material account is nice. Coast is nice. It's our board. It's our board and how you talking, uh, uh, uh, pine glasses for the bars, cues, uh, me and signs. Ooh, fucking icy. Why I'm getting into this game, right?

Like the cool shit than the unsigned glasses. I saw comics with alcohol. We've got no change. I mentioned the keychains. I wonder if they've restocked the keychains. I've placed an initial order in 2013. I wonder if they had the restocked keychains though. I have one.

Do you? I don't have one. What is it? It's a logo at the green hornet. It's a well-done keychain. Yeah. That's funny. I was so afraid to use it though,

because I only had the one I never put it on my keys because I didn't want to lose it. I never got one. Where did they sell it? Like how did they move it? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. You want me to look it up?

I think Ming had his own website for a little while. Oh, yeah, the trade, Ming Chen.com, right? Yeah, I don't know if he was selling stuff out of here or not. You see. Ming Chen, he strikes me as a kind of would not let a domain name. I sell comicsmerch.table.com. Oh, I saw that. Oh, same place we do. Mm-hmm. Oh, it is a fucking nice keychain.

We're good. Oh, that is pretty sweet. Oh, that's the newer logo too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still promise my community. My apologies to anyone who was in Dallas and I'm not there. I was supposed to go to Dallas and I'm not there. I normally don't use my wallet for anything.

So when I went out on the 24th, I brought sage to get pictures with Santa. And I had it then, but I took Pam's car and that was on the 24th. And then when I went to leave on the 29th or something, I didn't have the wallet. And Pam called me later that afternoon and said, oh, your wallet was in the car on the floor. So I had a decision to make whether I would be like, all right, we'll rebook the flight and then go the next day or say, fuck it. So obviously, I was just going on a, I was going on GoDaddy and registering cuberew.com. Before again, I'm got his fucking hands on it.

Oh, picture world cue. We're putting on a new pair of underwear isn't just fresh. You're stepping into a better day. Underwear is the first thing you put on and the last thing you take off. We have like a commando guy where you're're like fuck underwear. No, no, no, I've been a boxer guy since I was 14 Why no commando Cuz I like wearing jeans over and over again I think if you go command on your ball straight on ball denim then you got a really wash it

Plus like it would get what in it like chaf you would think yeah, yeah, I would think I'm so fucking fat My thought is just chaf now anyway, so it doesn't even doesn't even matter. Yeah, I would. I'm so fucking fat. My thought is just, chief now, anyway. So it doesn't even, doesn't even matter. Yeah, man, are you making any, um, are you making, yeah, I have like, um, like every see like my 600 pound life or like, and they have like, the ladies like, they get so fat, they like, they have those giant like,

brown assholes, like, it spreads out on their, you have a brown asshole? No, no. I mean, a lot of people do, right? I bleach mine. No, it's the only part of the I take care of. No, like you see, sometimes you see it important to, but like a very heavy person, usually a lady.

It's like, it seems like the brown just starts to spread out across a lot It's like a declaration. Yeah, like a stain. That's gross. Yeah, and it's in its cause by being It seems like yeah, I mean you don't you don't really see it on thinner people. I don't think no You don't know now Did you got pretty assholes on thin people? Yeah, fucking ass shaming I mean I want to one thing at 2017. We were two screaming and no more.

No more what? Teach shaming. Teach shaming and no more population. What I see more personally is the other, the other just came up. Well, I'm one. I have very personal reasons for the other. I could care less, but if we don't stop the shaming,

let's go off. Let's go all the way. Oh, when are we supposed to come up with resolutions? New years resolutions for this episode? This episode probably on New Year's Eve. Yeah. Well, let's finish me undying and end it with a resolution. Love it. You know, you guys think you're my only friends, but my friends at me undying,

so if you bear some wild back, I can't imagine wearing anything else. It really makes the day that much better for the price of two cocktails, cute two cucumbers. Yeah. The undisputed delivery, your new favorite pair of underwear, right? Will it be cheap,

beer will it be good, you think? That will be good. It's not gonna be like, what is it? What's that shitty drink? Nani ice. Nani ice. No, won't be.

Nani ice is a, you know, I don't want to put it down because like sometimes when you don't have too much money, Nadi ice gets you where you got to go. Well, the hit him, it's just get him where he gots to go is fucking to sleep. Yeah, we'll take a gallon of beer to fall. So that's fucking crazy. Nadi ice is like tough hangover. Yeah, but it's like water. It's like I've had drank plenty of Nadi ice in my life.

I got no complaints. I don't even heard of it until I found it. Yeah, but it's like water. It's like I've had a drink and plenty of natty ice in my life. I got no complains. I don't even heard of it until I've had so light. It's all it's like. Like natty ice was always such an easy drink for me because it just didn't really taste bad. Like you know when you start drinking beer you're like, oh this gross. I don't think I've had beer. Probably since you were like 18 or 19. I've been. No, I bet you've been. Yeah probably. Yeah, probably 18. probably since you were like 18 or 19. I've been. No, I bet you've been. Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably 18.

Yeah. And Eddie, I guess, oh, it's natural ice. That's. That's what I said before. Oh, it's an anhyzer push. Yeah. All right. It's not a ice baby.

I guess. Yeah, I didn't know. And Paps Blue Raven, like that Paps. Well, that's the hipster beer now. Yeah, that's as about say, like Paps had a blowout, like a few years back where like all the hips just started drinking it. Mm hmm.

They'll deliver your new favorite pair. Look, these are not cheap underwear, but you're gonna let, they're gonna last you a while and they are pretty good. They'll prevent you from getting that fat fuck-ass stain. Mm-hmm. You know, like really, it's like when I was, like I went on the, the elliptical or whatever. Yeah, when did you do that? I don't know, a couple months ago. Hahaha.

I remember it vaguely. Like the regular cotton underwear, it interferes with your leg hair. But you wear a nice pair of meandies and they're all sleek. If you go, if you buy a pair of meandies, you'll never go back to cotton. No, you won't. you buy a pair of me on these, you'll never go back to cotton. There you will. It's a totally different feel. You'll never go back to cotton. So make sure that you really want to focus

on spending money on underwear, right? Because you can buy like eight pairs for five to six bucks. They're so good you probably get, you probably get at least five years out of them. Five years, five pairs. It sounds about right? Five years out of them. Five years, five pairs. It sounds about right. Five years out of them, you know, continuously washing them. Right.

Well, it's, we said without. No, continuously washing them over course of five years. I bet you get maybe even more there that, there that well put together. They are for limited time. Everyone in the audience gets 20% off their first pair, but you have to go to our special URL, mjundies.com slash T-E-S-D.

You've nothing to lose. Don't wait any longer. I think you get your money back or whatever, because really what I'm gonna do, take fucking underwear back, recycle them. What if you worked at the meandys factory? Yeah. And they're like, look, we got all these fucking underwear

coming in, we want you to package them as new. Would you go along with the ruse? No whistle blower. Oh, your whistle blower. Hi, I know the whistle. Yeah. Yeah. Who's whistle? President Wallace. Yeah. It's dark. You got it resolution, Q. New year. I got a few. Let's, hey, can we ask declinat drop this out

We should have talked a Clock timer down. We should have like had it so it was time to bring it to end right at midnight. We still can right what's the time right right now? Like an hour and ten minutes So if you were to put this up at like 1050 Mm-hmm. You know know, as we get close, I forget Ryan C. Chris, forget these other jerk offs as the ball drops. Here's something like auditory. All gather out and listen to it. Like they can listen to Q's resolution as they as you're ringing the New Year as you're kissing your loved one. Right.

You also hear what Q has to what he's going to change. Well, all of us. Yeah. Well, you're going first. Well, Walt, you know, I've been put a lot of thought to this one. And I think I want to follow your lead. I think I want to, I want to be hashtag woke in 2017. I think I'm going to take a, take a real, you're already fucking said. it's his thing. Yeah, so why are you resolving to try to take his thing away? Yeah, all right

I don't know what that means. Well, it's just you you have a open mind. Okay, and I think that you know, perhaps you don't think you do. I think I do, but I think maybe I don't I think it could always be like I don't pussy foot around enough. This isn't complete contrast with your Steve Martin comments early. Yeah. Well, that's what I'm talking about, like that shit. Yes, he's, this doesn't sound like a true, um... And he's got that look on his face. What are you talking about? That's smirk.

Ah, I like it. I think people want to hear a real resolution. Just one that you, one they know, like... I don't know, yeah. Go to the gym, fatty. I don't, you know what I just bought? A, uh... One of those sweet bikes. I did buy a bike Go to the gym, fatty. I don't, you know what I just bought? A, one of those sweet bikes. I did buy a bike and not the peloton bikes.

They're like two grand. Yeah. And then they're like 40 bucks a month. Those are cool though. I think I wanted those. I did get a nice Nordic track bike and a treadmill. Really? And I will say this, they got delivered.

But are we gonna have to go and I've used them every day. Nordic track makes good shit. They make good shit. Well, we had them in the firehouse. I knew that shit takes abuse. So I got one of those fucking Christmas sales. You told me like 75% off last year's models. Yeah, it was great. What you're like almost identical to this year's not almost Yeah, so I got that I've been pretty good at using it

But that's just really more of my like for me is like just more the helping Because because of what happened last year and and I don't think I followed through on that like I should have so really it's just more about that Got your resolution to be more healthy and being woke more Well, I'm not on the dark side I think you're just saying on the dark side. Yeah, I'm not on the dark side. I'm on the rock. It's not over here with me. You're not on the dark side.

I'm not woke. I think I'm not. I'm not. That's a synonymous with just a pansy ass bullshit. Like pandering to fucking whatever is popular in the moment. Yeah, it's what I want to be. Well, for what and why do you want it though? Because I wonder if I'm either have to accept that I'm

in middle age and just calcify as I go on, or I can look at myself and be like, keep the learning process going. Keep the open mind going. Like don't solidify the mind as an I know what's right. Nobody else does. That's what people tend to do is get older. We're talking about, that's what everyone does

when they're fucking 20. That's what all these far left people are. They're like, I'm right, everybody else is wrong. I don't wanna hear anything else. No, I think you're painting with a broad brush. Sure I am. Yeah. That's what the far left is. Just like the alt-right is.

You're painting, you're using the same brush. You're like, move over, I gotta dip my paintbrush in the can too and painting this painting again the whole a whole segment of the population as being closed-minded You can't do that but in general far left social justice warriors They have a mindset and that's it the vocal ones that you see Yeah, I'm not talking about them, Brian. Okay.

I'm talking about street level. You're out on the streets. Yeah, you know what? From the streets. If I, you know, I think back to the six years I was talking on Psalm the Dave and I wonder if I ever said anything I heard anybody's feelings. Oh, like after six years he's still can't pronounce

Psalm Steve Day. I thought that's like, are you going? Because that didn't sound like Psalm Steve Day. Two of them, then I have too many Cusebrus. That's how it caned as your drummer son. Yeah. That seems like one word, didn't it? It gave up halfway through.

He's like, fuck, T-E-S-D. You think that you may have said some things that upset people? I may be. And that bothers me. Probably this episode you have. Well, we know that you're posting about your fucking major brewery. People and maybe in that ball is me probably this episode you have We know you talked about building a wall and I'm sure there's some people who didn't even make it to the end of the episode Well, we're in 2016. I'm talking about 2017 talking about But you know tomorrow about the day after yeah

There's a good chance though that some people didn't even make it to the end of the episode that that was the last straw. I don't want that anymore done I don't want that anymore. Done. I don't want that anymore. And what the trial coming up and what made it my upcoming trial. What made you take this because I knew there I was at a crossroads where you are right now. And I and I saw the I saw a segment of the listenership who were very unhappy with the things I was saying and I changed for them.

Yeah. Oh, good for you. It turned out great. It turned out great. Well, that's what I want. That's what I want, Walt. That I don't ever say my true feelings and people are always guessing. Yeah, that's the way to go, man.

Keep them guessing. Don't ever let them know what you're, what's really in your heart. How long do you think you've been on that train since, um, every since you talked about breastfeeding and everybody got that awesome years, years. Yeah. Best move I ever made was being fake. Yeah. That's my roommate. Got at least one clip this week. So you're... Isn't Genuous was that... Like a little bit of a character whenever you turn on the mics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one really knows what's really going on.

They're always guessing. Sounds too ignorant and fucking thickheaded to do that. I'm just like, I think I was right. Here's a fucking racist joke. Oh! Hello Steve Dave. I think there's a fucking racist joke. Oh, I don't even do a resolution.

Yeah, what's going on? I hope that I do. Well, yeah, forgot resolution. You got one, Brian? Yeah, I'm going to get even heavier and grow a giant brown steamer. I know, I mean, the one resolution, obviously obviously I should be making is like everybody else where

I'm like, I'm going to join a gym and I'm going to get healthy. Because over Christmas break, I left my medicine somewhere, the blood pressure medication. And I'm just like, I don't know, what's the difference? If you don't take it, it turns out there's a pretty big difference. It turns out like your blood pressure goes way the fuck up if you're fat, I guess, or have high blood pressure for any other reason. And you start getting headaches. Really?

Yeah. Like blood pressure was fucking like crazy. So once I took it, it came on back down. But I'll bet you I could erase a lot of that by losing the pounds So maybe that although I don't know That I'm a sell-out right like that hot model who was fat and then she got thin and everyone was like oh No, cuz I was looking at pictures of us reason I sent them to you. Yeah, oh, this was depressing We you was at 2000. I would have been like 2000 or No, I think even earlier. I think that would have been like 2002

like 2000 or no I think even earlier I think that would have been like 2002 2002 we went to if you west and I bought a new photo scanner that that takes that if you put a negative in it will it will take or read the negative and make an image from the negative it's amazing and I found these old severely damaged negatives that from photos from that trip and the software fix is them. So I was sending them to Brian as we I have my phone next I'll show you one The real pictures will be I was like I wish I was like that fat and I remember that trip you were complaining about being fat that entire fucking trip Like you at that point. I'm probably like only 30 pounds overweight At that point, I'm probably only 30 pounds overweight.

So that's Brian in 2002. You would think that no one in Key West accepted regular money, like only beads. We have so many beads on us. Yeah, I mean, how red my face is too. Yeah, but it looks like Darren now right there. In the red wig? That's me. That's me.

Yeah, it's a red wig on, like a wig. I said, it is one shot where I look like get him. We were talking about that. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, why is your face so red? Well, we're in Key West and we have been in Miami and that's where we flew in. There was a thunderstorm. You can see all the light. Yeah, it was cool. So, so I don't know. I think, I think, you know, you do to come back. I saw that and I was like you said something You texted something and I was like it's so true. It's like like we were just love in life and that that was a time where I Did feel that way. I don't feel that way right now. You know, you know, I love in life. No, not at all

I hate it But but that like in those moments like that that time that trip was so fucking great everything about it From the boobs to the hanging out Well, yeah, look this is what we're like geez. I look kind of like get them in this like Would you do you see it? Oh? Yeah, right does look like him right wow that crazy Yeah, I would never think that was you but like that good looking picture of get them Oh, I'm not get him now. He looks like that ass behind me now

Yeah, it does look like yeah when I first saw it as like holy fuck I look like get him. We all are get him. We are get him resolution then god for me Most people don't even stick to the weight thing right most people join the gym and then they're out by the end of Yeah, that's why that's kind of why I was here to take fat I bought that's why I bought the equipment because I was like you know what if it's in the house it'll work I tell you do that bike where you sit down it's a fucking best how do you think I watched how raised it this week? Yeah I was like just watching movies and just bike and for like 45 minutes it was

cool. So I don't know can you I can't even I can't even think of one I can't even think of one right now that I know that I wouldn't be just bullshit. Your life is so perfectly constructed. I know that I would just be lying if I just was to come up something on the spot. Maybe I will try to change. And you don't want to be fixed. Maybe I will try to change. I'll try to change something about my personality over the course of the year, maybe. Can't be done. Can't be done. No, no.

You can change your body. You can change maybe your mindset about the way you, you like to say exercise or something like I'm just gonna fucking do I put my mind to it People are who they are I believe yeah, yeah Can't wake up deep down. Yeah, can't be woke Nope, you're never gonna be that guy. You're never gonna be that 20-year-old college student that's fucking at the feminist rally Right you won't even leave your house to go on a fucking bicycle. No, it's not a leader to feminist rally not happening I don't think guys could be feminists rally, right? You won't even leave your house to go on a fucking bicycle. No. It's not a leader to feminist rally.

Not happening. Why don't think guys can be feminists anyway. Right. Certainly not Steve Martin. Poor guy. I wasn't thinking of creatures. I was just saying I was just going to be like nicer to older people or something.

Older people? Yeah, like what? Are you not nice to old people? I don't have any kind of way. I'm a fucking monster. I think I was just... That would be great if we found that out. Older people. Yeah, like what are you not nice? I was just that would be great. We found that out like you were constantly bullying the elderly Maybe I'll just do something so you're fucking true around the mall for like 40 minutes trying to help somebody find their car Yeah, that's right. That's like I mean, I'll do stuff like that. I'll just go to the mall. See if there's any lost old people I'll just look for I'll just look for older people to help Yeah, I'll just go to the mall. There's really lost old people. Yeah, I'll just look for, I'll just look for older people to help. Yeah, I'll just,

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