Tell Em Steve-Dave - #319: Nostradummies

Episode Date: January 10, 2017

Past quatrains are reviewed. Bry goes full Rupert Pupkin. Music: VaultsOfExtoth & JSarge - Lure of The Kissing Skull...

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Starting point is 00:04:48 According to Walt. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's definitely got a lot of shit over there Yeah, well for my yeah for my things we go back to 2016 version of overkill the Year to the date well almost a year to the date, well, almost a year to the date. I have some information about our quad trains that may- people ask that we write more. Shock and cause some people to totally rethink their feelings upon the ability for people to see into the future. We're all three of us.
Starting point is 00:05:30 We have to happen to be able to see into the future. One of us, two of us, have definitely seen into the future. Really? Yeah, without a doubt. Which ones? Yeah, without a doubt which ones Well, Brian Called upon he had that gittum pole member He said that gittum getler and he would storm the stash or something like that and he'd up working at the stash You know, oh shit later in the year, but cue
Starting point is 00:06:00 Yours is even more spooky really. I don't know if you remember you or your quad train Well, Patrick Stewart made it out of life Well, it's yes He did hope or he didn't we don't know this not January 1st by the time we're yeah, there's some late-year death You know George Michael I hope he doesn't I carry Fisher debut Reynolds, but you you boldly Proclaimed while I laughed at you. I scoffed at you. Yeah, I apologize Who tied? No, you put you said that there would be an assassination an assassination that would shock the world for only one week
Starting point is 00:06:38 Okay, who got assassinated? There was an assassination a Little bit before Christmas of a Russian ambassador. Oh, that's right. And it was a shot. There's big news for a couple of days. That's right. Then just went away. Nobody gave a shit because it was Christmas.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Because it was Christmas or because of some Russian, hey, the dignitaries. People are like, I don't know who cares what the races are for a week at shock. You're saying that's fucking more spooky than everything that had to fall into place to get them to work here? Mine's so specific. No, his is like an assassination. How many assassinations are involved? It's so fucking general.
Starting point is 00:07:15 No, no, there was only one third world fucking countries that happens all the time. People are talking about that. That Shocked the world for a week. Nobody, I wasn't shocked. I read that. I was like, I don't know. The world, not just Brian Johnson. He didn't say that would Shock Brian Johnson said the world for a week. Nobody, I was in shock. I read that. I was like, I don't know. The world, not just Brian Johnson. He didn't say they would shock Brian Johnson.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Yeah. I'm not a part of the world. The majority of the world. You were shocked. Why are you trying to take this from me? Because I don't like it. I don't like everything that I shed. Like all the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the, all the things that had to fucking fall into place. Forget them to work here. Somebody literally had to die. Literally. But yeah, yeah, I'm taking away from you. Yeah, you don't want to make mine so I'm just gonna get assassinated And it'll shock the world for a week That's that's so non-specific all right, but that's not the only very specific now What's that's the only thing you got right though? All right go on maybe I'll give it to you off
Starting point is 00:08:01 You also predict it's that a person a famous person would die of a broken heart Debbie Reynolds Reynolds Now come on dude, it's pretty spooky. Yeah, I'll give you that one But again, it was a stroke not a broken heart. I mean Can you die of a broken heart is that possible sure really? Do you see that Japanese girl who killed herself? Because in the CEO resigned. There was like some company.
Starting point is 00:08:32 They had, it's crazy. They have like fucking 35,000 employees or something. And it was a Japanese girl. She was like an intern. And they said that culture, what they do is they take the very young people of the interns and shit, and they have them work all this unpaid overtime. So they'll work their 40 hours, and then this chick worked like, I guess it would be another 80 hours, taking people out for drinks, like
Starting point is 00:08:59 shmuzin with possible customers, all this other and they're like she just she couldn't take it and she just she Offers all of it. She's just quit. Oh, yeah, it's Japanese man and the CEO had rich quit because he was like I should have been on this I should have known that like this kind of shit was going on so CEO it's I guess like that's where the buck stops right you know the company You got to be responsible for everything that's under your umbrella stops, right? You're the CEO of the company. You gotta be responsible for everything that's under your umbrella. I don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:09:28 I don't even know why we're talking about this or an overkill. I don't know. I just, I just, I'm talking about people dying and shit, I just remember they read the other day. But I got to, I got to, it was a Turkish ambassador from Russia. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:44 It was killed and so you you you called it you and I want people to I want to acknowledge that. Brought you called it to a great job by to both of you. None of my quadranges came true. None. What were yours? I don't even remember them. So they might have come to you. Well, I don't think so. Somebody would have alerted me. I think if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, I was like, I decided to buy myself with the help of somebody mailed another one of those odd letters to the stash. Yeah, this was the letter. Another anonymous one? Another anonymous letter.
Starting point is 00:10:35 A lot of symbols, a lot of weird drawings. And. But wait, what are the letters above them? wait me. you have... oh that's what I wrote, just make so I could decipher it, and then I put it on this, or actually I get them did. does it make sense? what says on the paper? uh there's some, there's some like, I don't know if it's, get them spelling mistakes or the, or the
Starting point is 00:11:06 lunatic. I'm going to guess it's, or you didn't decipher it correctly. It's a, but based upon the previous letter I got, this was a congratulatory letter for me, you know, cracking the code. It said, well done, the guide stones are just one of several places of interest on earth. The table is set. Oh, the pieces are in motion. The time has come. Enlightenment is at hand. We are everywhere. We are many. We are everywhere. We are many we are Legion That's it I think
Starting point is 00:11:54 No, well, what is this these letters above here don't say that? That's not Don't concern you that's Oh, this is just like a trial run a crack of the kind of us figuring out that's our notes I thought you said I thought you said you. Now it's a we. We're getting help me. All right. But I think this is just made it up to make him happy.
Starting point is 00:12:13 I think this is definitely this is my, I think I've been accepted. I think I'm in. Well, they do say well done, Walt. Right. And they said we like now I'm part of it. Right. We are many. I'm one with them now. I love this
Starting point is 00:12:28 Um enlightenment is at hand that means I got the letter. This is my enlightenment right I think I am I think this was them saying like welcome You're in do you have the envelope of came in? Uh do I have the envelope of a came in I might have the envelope of a came in I kind of would like to see that I have the envelope of a keaman. I might have the envelope of a keaman. I kind of would like to see that Not because I don't trust this just last time I got some clues off it. Okay, no it didn't have it didn't have it. It wasn't from the same State that was from oh that's what I was looking for. Oh really different state this time, but it was the same Same kind of symbols same kind of Right same kind of code with a of code with a little bit of tweaks here and there. But I don't, I mean, now it just looks like, I guess I just wait now for instructions or...
Starting point is 00:13:17 Oh, they'll come! You're like, you're gonna have to whack a fucking Turkish ambassador. That's what you do? Well, I mean, I hope that they're going to utilize me in a way that that's a violent. Well, no, in a way that is best, like funding, well, you know, the best, the best way I can help the cause. You're not that guy that's going to go.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Yeah, how am I going to get? How am I going to get? Well, we're changing the mood with an ambassador. That's what I was going to add. Like, what do you think? What am I like, you know, what am I? What, how am I gonna get? Well, what can you do? But it's an ambassador. That's what I was gonna add. Like, what do you think, what am I, like, you know, what am I, what am I, what am I offer them? I think I think I, I keep a secret.
Starting point is 00:13:52 They, I mean, my nickname should have been Walt the Vault. But I, are you calling a Vault flat out? Ah, Vault flat out, yeah, that's good. Yeah, there's things that people tell me, I've never told anybody. See how it, how does that help them? Well, I think there's a lot of secrets that are that I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be have privy. No, I, I think it's a good, I think it's a good, I think there's a lot of secrets that I'm gonna be having privy.
Starting point is 00:14:06 No, I think it's a good, I think it's a good, it's a good quality. It's a good quality, but it's not necessarily something they need in you. They need another guy to tell the secret to. Yeah. I think that's probably one of the biggest things that they, because people, they get in,
Starting point is 00:14:20 and then they can't keep their mouth shut. Right, but I think that that's a good side effect. They can't take, they can't handle the fact that no one knows that they're not working. We know it kind of like that. It's not a lumenati, but it's a different like organization who comes in here. And he had to tell you who. You know, Kingpin. Oh yeah, yeah, right. A lot of people just can't keep their trap shut. Right. I think that's one of the, I think that's probably the most, that's the biggest quality that this organization may be looking for. Can they keep their mouth shut about certain things?
Starting point is 00:14:55 Luke slips. Sink. Illuminati ships. Mm-hmm. Would I be good at that? No. No. Well, you can't keep a secret. There's something you can. But there's
Starting point is 00:15:07 some things though that like if you told him you know he would definitely tell though. Yeah, but I know him so well that by telling him I know I'm telling everybody else. Yeah, but there are plenty of things I've told Brian Johnson that he's never real important stuff. Yeah. Huh. The stuff that I deem on important. Yeah, but that yeah. Yeah, that's not up to you. Anyone who listen. Yeah, it's not up to you. God, you won't want to. Want the ball. Yeah, you can't. It's not to hear from him. So I'm gonna. That is not your job though to deem what is not what you consider unimportant or important in terms of secrets. You've got to treat every secret as if it's with equal gravity. No way. You can't do that. No way.
Starting point is 00:15:55 You have secrets are just too juicy. I got to tell him. Oh, this is juicy. No. You don't say. Oh no, I don't tell anyone. You juicy, greasy. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's like I know you're gonna tell you. She's not the least.
Starting point is 00:16:26 I can't wait, I can still read. So what could you offer, Malt? What is it? You have an end to the world of entertainment. You could read other stars. They got a bigger star than that for that. And I don't want to, like, I don't suck dick for, like, on these stars and shit, I don't want to like I don't suck dick for like on these stars and shit I don't know
Starting point is 00:16:50 I'm not interested in it and blowing anybody for the cause like you know or like you know having to like you know Like just wax on how great some celebrity is that's not me So utilize me in ways that like or to my strengths Okay, so one of the metrics I want is that just strength So utilize me in ways that like or to my strengths Okay, so one of the metrics someone is not just right. Don't come to me for that You got a secret you tell someone no tell Brad You what about could you somehow slip secret messages into your TV show your podcast your comic book work? Absolutely, you know already done it already. There you go.
Starting point is 00:17:25 That's so weird that you said that. I've already communicated, tried to break the ice with the Illuminati since season two of comic-book. And certain ways I blink on camera that I have been sending to your messages. And I think that's how these letters start to work. Like, Morse code? It's a code that I created myself. Oh, okay. So no one else knows it. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Well, it's a way that it's a way that it's something sort of repetition and something I do all the time. And I did it solely to see if anybody would notice, and I did get an email about it. Wow. And I thought it was weird because... The most pronunciations of common words. They noticed. But I think that I could do that.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Yeah, I could send messages. But I think they got celebrities to do that already though. Your cell phones. Yeah, but... No, it popped, you know, like, you know, like, who's like Beyonce? Right. She's gonna put the messages that I got to get out in her albums with secret, like, little, and not even, oh, you think it's magma, like, it's 80 style, like, just if you're backwards, mask it.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Either it's that or certain lyrics or certain, uh, symbols on an album cover. I probably got that covered by them. And then you're, your audience doesn't cross over with her audience so maybe they no so maybe they need you to reach out a segment of the population that she she couldn't
Starting point is 00:18:57 she could reach that she's got all the cool people covered we take care of about a million white dorks. We got, right. Well, who's got the money? White dorks. Yeah, she got the money, you know? There are many girlfriends who spend it on. This is what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:19:17 You could be there in. But what is the message that you have to deliver? Well, I've been told yet. Okay, so we're waiting on that. I may not even know what the message is. this message may, it may have been in this letter right here already. That may have been, that may have been a message in itself. I put tons of secret messages and weird references into cryptosogman.
Starting point is 00:19:38 I was so whacked out on fucking opiates at the time. I don't remember any of them. Like I wrote them down. Really? Yeah. Tons of stuff. Could you still buy cryptos, oh man? Is that still for sale?
Starting point is 00:19:48 Yeah. Yeah. Trade paper back. I think. But now that you wrote it into the script, then to make it into the art? Yeah. Yeah, because we're certain things that I was like, because you normally draw whatever you want.
Starting point is 00:20:02 By the way, certain things I was like, can you draw this in there and you would do this? You have that script? I know I do it's somewhere It's it's time I it's on my laptop. I'll find it and I'll see if I can pick them out. That'd be cool. Yeah, that'd be really cool I'll find them Lucrate now come on. This is Lucre. This is this is the shit, man This is what I turn my back on and turned that over wrong. And I'm not gonna mention a coffee points three times. I'm not gonna give a personal endorsement story. But they will see the year the envy of your friends, and that look.
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Starting point is 00:27:00 Would you rather be in the luminody or a part of anonymous? Nonymous seems so badass. Illuminati seems like eyes wide shut, everybody wearing masks and butt-foot each other. I gotta be honest, I have so much respect for the people of Anonymous. You know what I mean? That I don't think that I'm up to the level
Starting point is 00:27:18 of being part of them. I think, of course you're not. You don't know shit about them. Yeah. Neither do I. I'm saying, not even a pewter's, Brian. I feel they have life figured out in a way that I never will. I think the good people, the heads on the shoulders.
Starting point is 00:27:30 And so I don't think I have to. But you can't pander so much. They're gonna know that you're being insincere. I don't give a shit. I'm being very sincere. Anonymous, I used to be afraid of them off here, but now it's just an anonymous. I fear what I think they go after you.
Starting point is 00:27:45 If they want to, they could. My passwords like, like Tom Swart too, was some shit like that. That's so great too. That because of russure because you like, or do you like black? Tom Swart was already taken. Oh, do you like the novel?
Starting point is 00:28:00 I don't want to say I don't want to give people hints. Like are you a fucking racist or do you just like Canadian metal? I think the dude who came into the stash that told me he was one of the people that has the keys the internet. Yeah. I believe he was so strange and he was talking and like he would raise his voice and bring it down. It's during certain times. I believe he was sent by the Luminati to talk to me that day. I hear it. Get him.
Starting point is 00:28:25 You think he was sent, the keys to the internet. Yeah. Was it like a physical key or a key card or like a series of numbers? Series of numbers. Yeah. Like if the world goes down, there's like 11 people on earth that have the keys and he was one of them. Would that be a good movie?
Starting point is 00:28:44 Like someone goes out to assassinate all the people with the keys so they can bring down the world. It's because of the keykeepers are dead. Of the internet? Yeah. Then, there's no way to get the internet back up and then the world will just send into chaos. That's a good movie.
Starting point is 00:29:00 That's a good plot right there. Nobody steal that. We're going to make it in clay next year. Hahaha. I don't know. I mean, I also, but I wonder though, if it like, would it be that horrible if the internet didn't get back up and going?
Starting point is 00:29:15 It would, I'll tell you why. Not because of like, oh my God, Steve Martin tweeted it, everyone's pissed, because like, everything is... Financial, right? Financial, like, all-air travel. Like, I financially, all air travel, like when you go on and try to order stuff, everything is just a major financial.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Here's some ideas I can offer to the Illuminati. Let's do that. Let's knock the internet off and let's get the guys with the keys to restart it again. But this time, let's not create an internet for everybody. It's only for the privileged and people who won't abuse it. What does that mean? You know, it's no trolls, no haters. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:56 How do you stop them? You got to go through a background check. I'd rather just take off the internet. Right. You're not going gonna get on. Oh, alright, I don't even worry about it. You don't even want to know my boys is one of the key here, is it? Yeah, well, that's another thing, I don't know for the Luminati.
Starting point is 00:30:16 I will not be swayed by personal friendships or be like, well, I know this guy, can we help Matt? No, it's either like like he's a troll He doesn't deserve it What do I do not? You're my lawyer Two weeks What if I want him a six pack of cube room
Starting point is 00:30:41 I'm not gonna turn you, man. What if I were to have my six pack of cube room? But would that be a nice way to restart the world? Only certain people on your net, people who won't, who won't like be so like, like, assing on the internet, but we'll be nice to each other. But that's important. No, no, we'll use it for shit, that's important. Like porn.
Starting point is 00:31:03 No pornography. I don't know what I'm going these guys. So 80% of what I use you to know for anyway is not there check your porn sites. I think that's a good idea. I guess calm. Too bad I'm not on camera right now so I can blink that to the illuminati about. Yeah listening. Yeah they're definitely listeners listeners right yeah that's what we should that's are they all guys I just imagine a bunch of guys actually some add on the illuminati. What's that there's actually some of this some non human species in the illuminati
Starting point is 00:31:37 Like a dog gets to keep the key to it the internet. I didn't say I said horse a plant The iron has a key in the room Let me say that's not one of the ones that's the keys, but there are there's plant life Some basil He's trying to restart the internet. That's why did I get none? Basil having no idea they hold the key to your porn site your favorite porn site Wow, so it's non-human species. Yeah, so it's like It's like what was it? He said Facebook had 37 different. I saw I know one of them does I don't know which one now when you add
Starting point is 00:32:46 Who else is there besides now? Well, it could have been like sir. It could have been like snap chat. I'm sure yeah, or Twitter. Yeah, yeah, probably somebody offered 37 genders. That's crazy. That's too many. Whoa many Africa I'm won't stand You know why Brian because it doesn't mean anything to me If other people want to have 37 genders. So I think I support now.
Starting point is 00:33:09 I support their rights to have them on the road, maybe. Well, you're trying to get into, you go to a restaurant. There's 37 different bathrooms. That's crazy. One on the open. I mean, suddenly I'm gender fluid, baby. I actually, I use whatever one I want. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah. You are right. We're so 2017 that we're able to go on each, any one of those bathrooms. We're 37 genders onto ourselves. That's right. That's right. We're fucking 2017.
Starting point is 00:33:35 You're 27 mean, bro. Yeah. You're fucking, you're trying to stop people from expressing themselves. You and your fucking cock can go fucking spot. Yeah. I know, my cock is fucking. Fuck, we're at least twenty-seven.
Starting point is 00:33:47 You know, I was worthless for the last couple years, but that's really twenty-seven. Take your hate stick and fuck up. Go elsewhere, sir. We got, we got fucking, we got. It's not your jay, sir, just could be like, hate stick. We got sticks, we got holes, we got it all.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Yeah, yeah. You guys are really good. In fact, I thought a good thing to start the new year out what would be I would like to make up on apology for anything I've said on Tellum Steve Dave over the past six years that has offended us. This is what happens. He starts with his bullshit.
Starting point is 00:34:20 I blank it apology. I blank it apology. If I said it and it offended you, then maybe I just didn't know what I was I just didn't have the the you know what to be honest Yeah, some of the emails I've been getting in. It's not about what you say. Oh It really isn't about what you say really unintelligible way Very little like a dude about that Yeah, it's not like you're offending anybody with like taking a stance on certain things. Okay, I think it's more about like the the shameless like
Starting point is 00:34:52 The grandiosity yeah Narcissism yeah, which why I'm an artist in the league the narcissism You know like okay Just you know like like, okay, just, you know, like, the learn a couple of things here. The dropping of the, the names, it becomes, I think that's where a lot of people are. Oh, exactly. So I'm talking the EK Morris. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:13 People are like enough. Enough. I'm in a Marvel comic. Oh, look at me. You can buy it at merch table.com. That's right. If you go to merch table.com and you, you're going to be able to buy a signed copy of Brian Quinn's first appearance in the Marvel Universe Spider-Man Deadpool 2012, how did that come
Starting point is 00:35:34 about? Well, you know who wrote it, is Nick, do you have an Eddie? Long time view, as you employ slash person that less breeds talent view, as you know. It sure does. yeah, fuck yeah He's he's been writing with Paul Sheer for years now the comedian and this is like their third or fourth comic from Marvel that they've done they wrote a pilot for adult swim that was fucking unbelievably funny and He was writing it and he said how about I put you in I was touched and honored so He was writing it and he said, how about I put you in? I was touched and honored.
Starting point is 00:36:04 So, well, you haven't talked to Nick in 15, 16 years. And the only time we bring him up on the show, you're always like, I don't like that guy, you quit. They quit on me. Yeah. But what else is there, you know, if you want to get a copy of that, it's first printing.
Starting point is 00:36:18 First printing. Signed by BQ. Signed twice. This is for some reason. Signed the cover and you signed the page where you appear. Right. You can go to, tell them, stevedev.com, they'll direct you to Merch the cover and you sign the page where you appear. You can go to tellmstevedev.com, they'll direct you to Merchstable
Starting point is 00:36:28 and you can buy a copy. And we only ordered like 100 copies. Yeah, we didn't go crazy, we don't know. Pick up a tellmstevedev coffin while you're there. Or she will. This could be like, your first appearance could go for big bucks down the road.
Starting point is 00:36:40 You never know, dude. What are the first go for? We've appeared in comics before. I'm going to accelerate, right? I was thinking more about you and the only press ones, right? Let me press, yeah, back in the day. Oh, yeah, there's there. They got to be gone. They go for like 30 bucks. Yeah, I'm happy. I'm gonna need that right now. Yeah. Damn. That was a buy money, by um, yeah, I was, I was very, uh, I'm in the, uh, I'm in it.... i'm in it i was very touched it was a dream come true about the original artwork uh... you're not any blue juice comment right
Starting point is 00:37:09 now they haven't done they haven't uh... that if you uh... it's it's cool to be in blue juice comic but the vina morville comic and uh... i guess i guess i don't know no take that thing away but come come on man, I mean you're talking like
Starting point is 00:37:28 I'm in the 616 baby, like He's like a Spider-Man, Deadpool That's a big deal, that's a huge deal I share a scene with Spider-Man and Deadpool That's fucking crazy man I mean that's And you're a lover of comics too Oh yeah, that's my thing.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Maybe the, the, the deal. Yeah, I'm, I'm very excited. I mean, I mean, it's cool to be in anybody's comic book. Don't get me wrong, but to be in a Marvel comic. And to be just cooler. Written. It's, it's, that's, that's insane. It is insane. It was great. I was very, really touched and Nick, you know, Nick's been a very good friend of mine over the years. I was just happy for him that he even got the opportunity to do that. It's just great. It's good feelings all around.
Starting point is 00:38:09 So, wait, what were we talking about? So, that was it. That was my contribution to the overkill. I think that's my letter of acceptance. I may not be able to talk about it anymore. Maybe the last time I may be able to talk about letters or contact with Illuminati. If you can talk about Cube, you can't talk about the Illuminati. What the fuck are we talking about? No, there's plenty of things I'll still be able to talk about. But, and
Starting point is 00:38:31 if you see weird or hear weird things on the podcast and you think that you're skipping or something, they may just be me having to communicate a la la la. Like a public service announcement. Yeah. Oh, no, you're like, you know, like a number station. Yeah, like a number station. If you hear that from at various times throughout the year, no cause for concern. That's just me getting the word out to somebody who's listening or.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Need to communicate with. We're suddenly influencing your mind. And if that's the case, Walt has your best interest at heart. Yes. If I have to play something that may alter your state of mind for a few minutes, it's all for the betterment of mankind. And don't be concerned eventually. Will it be subtle? No, subtlety is not. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, poor bird, hey, oh!
Starting point is 00:39:32 Oh, poor bird, hey, oh! How's he making that face? Oh, bye, spider-man, get pulled 12! Such a sort of a light Asian accent. Oh, bye Spider-Man, Deadpool 12. I'm just like a sort of a light Asian accent. First appearance of Brian Quinn. It's gonna be worth, it could be worth triple figures one day. Could be worth nothing.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Could be worth nothing. It's all a crap shoot when everyone uses it. Yeah, Deadpool and Spidey, so it's probably a large print run. Pretty significant print run, but doesn't matter though I wasn't allowed to talk about it before they released it So I we bought a bunch because we just wanted to make sure that Listeners would be able to get it and then
Starting point is 00:40:15 Then was like you should sign it and then we were like we should jack up the price We should Whoa don't put that on me You give away give away the four counter. Why? Yeah, give away. Give me one. Let's cut that out Crazy All right, so what anybody else got yeah, I got something cute. Well, it's more of a continuation of the pression kissing devil Oh, yeah, but you won will anybody who comes into the stash Will note that it is now on permanent display
Starting point is 00:40:49 Ziding yes Alone from the Brian Quinn. Yeah, I had to get it out of my house. I An aunt gave me five dollars at a at a meet and greet and it just it, it was day one of the four days that we're on the road and I just forgot. So I keep about five low end hot dogs. And you know what? They did a cool thing too. They gave me, they gave me,
Starting point is 00:41:13 yeah, real meat, right? They gave me five gold, five $1 coins, $5 gold coins. This listener, you met at a meet and greet. Yeah, I said could you give this to the pressure and kissing devil and gave I said could you give this the pressure and kissing devil and gave me a note to give to him and I completely fucking forgot.
Starting point is 00:41:29 And, they're dead now. No, but I started having like the cats are fucking freaking out and because I had to display it in my house and I started having nightmares and cre- About what? Just, I would just wake up unsettled.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I had this weird dream about my grandfather He was screaming at me, but he no words were coming out. It was like really bizarre and it shit just kept happening and then Whatever like a bad vibe had just settled in I you know So and then I was like what the fuck and then my my mind went back to the skull and then of course I was like Shit, I forgot to I forgot to and of course I couldn't find those five fucking gold coins so in 2016 before he got the Nordic track I went to the local
Starting point is 00:42:18 I went to the local Santander Bank and I got I got five and I gave them to the skull and I said to it, look, I don't know what the fucking note said and I apologize but you should know. I did all I could. I did all I could. I can't find the note. But that's hanging if you are listening to this and you were the one who did it just and you're still alive. I'm assuming this is on me, not on her.
Starting point is 00:42:46 You know, go ahead and just mail your... In the school of Punish her. I think I was getting the business in. The cats were fucking freaking out. I can't believe. They weren't spraying it, but they wouldn't go near it. It smells like urine. They wouldn't go near it, and anytime I just...
Starting point is 00:43:00 I'm just going to ask. Like I would carry the kitten around, well, it's not a kitten, but I carried go in and ask. Like I would carry the kit around, well it's not a kit but I carried my broken kit around and one time I went near the skull and the claws just came out and fucking scratched my arm and ran off. So I wanted that out of my house. You know, to see about the trial,
Starting point is 00:43:19 this is a big point of contention is the skull. Really? Why? People have written in and said that you're lying to the audience about the skull and that you're this is all BS and it's disingenuous and you never were that guy before. Yeah, that's something happened to me that changed it. Just letting you know. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:40 So how about your fucking time phone? That's okay. Like that everybody believes that. Fucking stupid cock suckers. I have a fucking video phone? That's okay. Like that everybody believes that fucking stupid cock suckers I have a You know no Fuckers do the cock Time phone
Starting point is 00:43:58 You fucking morons fuck you I showed you fucking Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, it was on time. It's not like I it's not like I made it up out of the blue I said here are some documentation here some video some film footage. Yeah Henry Ford in a fucking stage coach talking to on the time phone Charlie Chaplin Talking at a time phone right Mike Tyson fight. I showed you another time phone, right? I mean it's not I mean these fucking moron I can't believe that shit, but but this skull they're like no why well there Really don't even real so how can we talk about made up shit on this show? Yes
Starting point is 00:44:39 Fucking well they have no ability to go look for themselves because there's nothing on the internet There's no record somebody sent in a whole fucking five-page tale about it and the skulls right here in the desk. Hey, again, though, to your email, though, so there's no footprint. There's no digital footprint of the Persian Kisnskull. So the girl said she saw a Persian Kisnskull. Prussian Kisnskull. Someone tweeted that her boyfriend
Starting point is 00:45:07 had seen a documentary about it. Yeah, it's out there. There's a documentary that only one person saw. But how am I responsible for this woman's boyfriend and what she said is so you saw this, you saw this tweet? I did see it, yeah. And it didn't make you go like,
Starting point is 00:45:22 well, I wanna see that documentary. Of course it did, I can find it. I couldn't find it. I couldn't find it But that what does that mean? Doesn't exist Maybe it didn't come out. Yeah, maybe she maybe she he He works in like an editing house or something it hasn't come out yet. Oh, maybe you suppressed Oh, I think you're doing right
Starting point is 00:45:40 Suppressed it. You know, that's possible. That's from saying like Like suddenly like I'm being held to a standard of realism on overkill like Fuck you guys Like you sense of fucking dumb you morons these are gonna be voting in your truck. Oh, fuck them. Oh wait, that's right What prior to the skull story, yeah What other Prior to the skull story, what other category or what other topic have we bought to the table on Overkill? That would be so polarizing as the kissing skull because there's no way to let, it's
Starting point is 00:46:20 only like, it's only your story that you heard from a, like a third party, though. Okay. But like other stories were able to look at documentation on the internet to be like, well, we can weigh the evidence. The only evidence is your word. That's why some people... Well, there's a skull right there. Right now there's a skull in the, in the stash.
Starting point is 00:46:39 So like, what am I supposed to do when, when something like that happens, I'm supposed to be like, well, I'm in a fucking room in the sanctity of overkill because I don't have a fucking documentary on the skull. That's what these people complain about. Well, yeah, I don't think you should be so hostile though. Like, when people went up to... I disagree. So buzz.
Starting point is 00:46:57 To buzz. Like, you didn't land on the moon. Did he fucking go out? Yeah, you fucking punched people, buddy. Yeah. That's right, you did. All right, sorry right, but like most people when they don't get that Hospital good enough a buzz. They don't go. They don't get all hissy when as soon as someone calls them That might not be true. I mean you can't you're right. You know what you're absolutely right. You're a tyro
Starting point is 00:47:18 Audience you're right. You're absolutely right. What? You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. Well, anyway, there's a skull. But the skull is here now. I like how it's like, well, my cats are going crazy and scratching me. I started having awful nightmare. So I'm going to bring it here and put it where you work every day. Well, I'm not concerned about the year's skull, you know why? Why? Because I'm a part of an organization that does not does not deal in we're bigger than crushing kissing skull. Yeah, we're we're we're a lot bigger and better than a
Starting point is 00:47:54 skull on a I believe you and we have more we just got more mojo. Maybe they can find something out. You can talk to some of the guys about the skull. Yeah down at the hall The lodge Well, all right, I do already know that there are bright people were in man at you, too Really? Yeah, they said that you you allowed the queue to come in with this story and And not call them on it at all But what's the call? Well, yeah, you didn't call them to question anything. You just kind of swallowed it and didn't offer anything.
Starting point is 00:48:29 It's what I best at. That's true. And I say it's all unblackful. It's all unblack out of that. People email me and said that the fact that you would not weigh in at all, it made them very disappointed in you. Really? Yeah. I disappointed somebody. Huh? Was my parents
Starting point is 00:48:46 that wrote in? Any number of that it's not the tell them, Steve, Dave, way that you get that like in the past, like we have gone after like John Edwards, persilla brown. But all Q said, though, was I just was he's like this is what they told me I'm just telling you what the like wood part of the story might not that that like the only my only Involvement in the story was that I felt I should turn around and go into that place. Mm-hmm. That's it literally. I don't have any other Real John that I guess
Starting point is 00:49:21 I'm just telling you what I'm just telling you. I thought you wanted hear this. Okay, I don't believe in much. I believe in the skull. Well, it's here. It's here and you already have like people are you have a New Zealand five spot in there. And so if a New Zealand sent in some money and I presented it to the skull, he had love problems. Love problems. You know, again, a member of the Luminati, sitting right here, I just saw that other fuckhead's love problems when he couldn't watch television. Yeah, that was so...
Starting point is 00:49:47 Yeah, he still can't watch television. Yeah, but he's happy now. He's happy. Did he take the guy in the possession of the skull? Advice, or the guy who's fucking, the guy who's got all the, all the fuck made all the right moves in his love life? Did he take, did he take those yours to advice?
Starting point is 00:50:02 All the right moves. Right, who's my advice did he take? To yours. Yeah. And he's happy. But yeah, I got a guy from documentation at the time. I got, I got some fuckhead from New Zealand. Could just spot and send me an email. I saw the other, I saw the guy at the television, but yeah, he still wants to give money to his skull. Right. Well, maybe he heard you what you said. You're just like,
Starting point is 00:50:22 you know, just keep your eyes on the floor, keep your head down and hope for the best. No, that is that one I said. Turn the channel. You're already writing history. Turn the channel and just shut up. No, I told him until things cool down. Right. It's heated.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Until things cool down and it's. Watching Game of Thrones. You watch shows that aren't going to cause any problems. any problems right and then and no shows will still be here It's not like it's not like we don't live at an age where Game of Thrones is at a arms reach at any given moment You know what I agree with you once you cheat on suck some other guy He walks in on it as he's fucking she's in all over face. Oh now you're cool now I can watch Game of Thrones She's in all over her face. Oh, now you're cool. Now I can watch Game of Thrones. Oh, now you want to get real. Now you want to get all, you know, give the passion to this guy.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Yeah, I accuse like, uh, this, this skull is cursed and you're like, really? Really I can't wait till he sees it I can't wait till he looks at her phone and sees pictures of facials Girlfriend I shouldn't have been watching that show for years He's gonna be a little We're in the horns. That dude is going to be is a first he's going to be happy right now. No one here is this he hoping to. And then b is it like I said at a certain point he'll be able to watch that show
Starting point is 00:51:58 with no ramifications, no problems. And he got the best of both worlds. How does she know he's even fucking watching the show and he's at home like he has to tell her Well, if he's watching a not demand She's checking up on him. I don't know I don't know. I don't know. That would be a problem. I don't think she is though. It's not that crazy It's not fucking like it's not some sort of lunacy over there. It's just it is lunacy kidding me There's nothing in a nutshell shouldn't be able to watch short of like like child porn or something that she's like oh my god
Starting point is 00:52:39 This is what you're watching not one of those popular shows on TV because there's a couple of titties in it. It's craziness For now, it's just, but it's just a tent around. A couple of months, a couple of years, things just hang on. Just settle down. Hang on buddy. Hang in there. You don't. Cool. But the episode's build up.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Yeah man, you can have like fucking 19 seasons that are root of binge on it. Yeah. Oh my god. This guy. I gotta tell you man. I'm not even kidding around ever since the skull came into my life Same thing I got evicted through Because processing the steak what we never said was This is a if if I'm lying wall you tell them I'm lying I will after the show was over I gave him his fight I was back then I gave the skull because even I was just like I mean well what are the the chances of it you don't want to take a chance no I I just gave it back to Brian his gift to the
Starting point is 00:53:36 skull I just gave back yes that's right um since I gave that back to you thanks to this asshole and a fucking skull yeah but you know get him get him scoffed at the skull would you say right he didn't put the money down and I don't know if he's ever been happier though well I gave him like more burgers than he was entitled to no but then but he also like you know his love life is through the roof I think he's I think he's so happy right now. Yeah. Yeah. He's very very very happy. You look happy to you today. He looked pretty fucking miserable. I had nothing to do with his girlfriend. No. Right. But what about the other
Starting point is 00:54:11 lots of his life friend? His work girlfriend had a lot to do. So everything's going fine with the girl. He sees three times a year. But here it work as miserable. And you think the skull is helping him out? I don't think I would I would really disagree with you calling it miserable. Did you take out your Christmas blues, Adam? You think it was like, right? It was so.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Oh, no. It was rightful. I think so, yeah, he does. He does, like I don't like when someone just, yeah, I'm not gonna get into it, but, he definitely would say he's felt no ramifications from the skulls. He knows. He's got autism. But he said he said things couldn't be better. Well, that's
Starting point is 00:54:57 just ignorance. Yeah, really, like the level for him being happy is so much lower than yours. Yeah The bar set high for me, man. That's why We're in San Diego. I remember the exact top fucking moment the exact place we were standing Q goes I don't think happiness is in the cards for you. That's his exact fucking statement And he was right Just accept it. This is like how long ago? A long time ago, yeah. It cursed me, you in the skull. I'm having nightmares too.
Starting point is 00:55:31 You know what, give the fight hours. I'm gonna give it today before I leave, see if things turn around. For real, I'm not even kidding around. I'm not real with this. But why, if it was... Shit, cut, real. If it was, what'd it say? If it was what it say, if it is what you say it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Why would it take it out on its new owner in that way of like having your cats claw you, having visions of your grandfather come to you? Because I didn't give it, because somebody gave me a gift for it and I didn't give it to it. Yeah, you don't believe in God, right? I don't know. I don't give it to it. Yeah, you don't believe in God, right? You know the importance was not
Starting point is 00:56:07 You didn't give a shit man They're an atheist correct. Well, you got your five bucks. I am I am an and it's currently an atheist Yes, but if you're willing to be To think that there's something more than what meets the eye with the skull. Right. How can you truly say though that there's not a chance there's a God then? Yeah, I mean, I guess what I mean is like, I don't know. I don't know anything. I'm not saying that that's for fucking real. I was just reporting what happened and what's been going on with me. You must have deep down. I think you do believe it though. I have, yeah, I do kind of because shit's been, everything around that skull has been weird,
Starting point is 00:56:47 has been very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, would you be open to having a priest come in and look at the skull on Mike? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I do that. Let's see if we can get, if there's any members of the Catholic clergy
Starting point is 00:57:02 who listen to Tom Steve Dave. It's a huge segment of our audience. Can you email, came used to at Gmail? You can call in. So it has to be a Catholic priest. It can't be like Mike, who, yeah, he's ordained and... Mike's absent? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:18 He took a class online and he's the guy that's going to tell us if the fuck is Skull has any mojo. He's asking you. No, he's asking for that. No, no. All right. He wants somebody with today. And he like an exorcist. He's the guy that's gonna tell us if the fuck is skull has any mojo asking you We want somebody what's today like an exorcist we want we want not it well fuck you I mean I'd be great if we can get an exorcist but I doubt an exorcist listens to Tom Steve day But if anybody know if you're an exorcist, but if they be somebody listening may know an exorcist though Do we know another person in the paranormal society besides those fuckers that pissed all over my toilet?
Starting point is 00:57:45 That was a really linked to the we had a guy who wrote a book member He came in. I'm one of the very first over kills He was actually in store. Can we get him back? I don't remember his name. I don't remember the book or anything He was like a crypto zoological book. Oh, yeah Yeah, we want somebody in the Catholic Church because I want to try to while he's here to talk about the skull maybe he can get you back in. Well, I did go to I did go to mass on Christmas. What did you do that for? You did. My mom wanted me to go. Yeah. That's a revelation right there in itself. Yeah. Now and you're and now you're gonna sit there and say
Starting point is 00:58:24 something something cookies not going on. I'm saying I'm saying something cookie is going on. How did it feel to be back in the in those pews? I honestly like I was a little shocked on your knees. Two things. Two things. One man they really don't change that up. That's bad. I don of them all to point How's your faith follow? Cute don't listen to him Cute you're you're you're the door is open like the D crash and you could come through come on Mac over here Keele I gotta stay away from Johnson. He's not towards the lake. It's not gonna Is for you. This that is not the side you want to be on when it. When the rapture comes, you don't want to be standing next to Brian Johnson.
Starting point is 00:59:08 I'm telling you, you do not want me to say this. That's where all the lightning's hitting. I'm telling you, but there is, there is, there is, that is, you don't want to be on the same block. You don't want to live on that block, even if you go go to church every day if you live in the same apartment complex. Your guilty bias association just for him. But yeah that's how that had that coming back though. But I just was going and I knew no not midnight mess it was Christmas day. Christmas day. And my mother was going and I knew it would make her happy. So something in me was just like just go
Starting point is 00:59:44 just go something in you. Just go your mom make her happy. So something in me was just like, just go. Just go, just go. Something in you. Just go to your mom, make her happy. And for me, it would be the endless fucking nagging if I didn't do it. She didn't even ask you to go. She didn't even ask me, no, no, I told her I'd go. And then she was really happy I went.
Starting point is 00:59:57 And the mess, it just has not changed at all. It's a sin, like they don't update that shit for anything. Well, for a reason, man's they just can't like cater to The the people who are like they will be on practical jokes They got it they gotta keep it like thousands of years of Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they had a very gory fucking Christ on the cross. I was so shocked at it when we went to Mark's funeral I thought the same thing. I was like what at it. When we went to Mark's funeral, I thought the same thing.
Starting point is 01:00:25 I was like, what a fucking bizarre religion. Like, like, so grotesque. It was very weird. Like, it was very realistic and very, very gory. This crisis. You don't want anybody to forget the suffering he went through for you. And me.
Starting point is 01:00:37 And you. Me. No, no, no. It was an hour. I'm down with the antichrist. Yeah, me. You know what, I get, I'm gonna get about this. People can't stand it.
Starting point is 01:00:46 What if I talk about this? Not a lot of them. Maybe. Yeah, especially about God. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to my fucking world. Well, people like me. I don't get, but I don't get, I don't throw a little hissy fit and start my feet though and get mad at them.
Starting point is 01:00:58 And we know what I, you know, what I write back to them. What? I, I, I understand that it may make you upset. And if you have to stop listening I understand but I still continue to pray for you. Just cost us a t-shirt you do. And I know there's probably somebody listen that can testify that I've written that. I believe you just copy and paste hundreds of emails. I don't get them that often, but any time, you can see the rage and the anger and some listeners who, when you talk about this stuff, they're the ones that aren't into God.
Starting point is 01:01:35 Oh yeah, they're so anti-god, it's crazy. Really? So what is your advice for how I handle these crushing kissing devil-a-ace? Well, I'm really happy to hear that. I think what could be happening here, if I was to go based just upon my gut and my illuminati training, that you have been in a struggle of sorts. And I think you've made a lot of good decisions so far. The skull
Starting point is 01:02:06 is now out of your house. Right. You went to God's house. You got the skull out of your house and you put your ass in God's house. That's true. That is what, that is the time like on Christmas. So what? Deal. So what? That's when church is passing. It's the rest of the year that like if he went on like fucking flag day Arbor day, then I'd be like oh shit. He's down man. Christmas is the easiest time to go It's no way else is there but it's not he's like yeah, he's like he's like I'm fucking famously. I mean I think he won't even that could hurt him That could hurt him in this climate though. We are so persecuted us Christians now in Catholics
Starting point is 01:02:47 that him going there was actually detrimental to the celebrity. It was a full move on Q's part to be like, I love God. Well, he just went like, it was something inside him stirred. And he was like, I got, he gave the skull away and he went to church with his mother. That's some powerful shit. I didn't even eat with my parents.
Starting point is 01:03:07 Like I went outside and had a fire. They have a fire ring. So I just ate a loan. Are you going to put that fight all of a sudden that skull? I got it, dude. Oh, yeah. I was saying I'm having nightmares where the cast of these nightmares are people pulled from like first grade
Starting point is 01:03:31 Like like faces from like elementary school. It's really weird. I know it's not weird deep down I mean, you were looking at pictures old pictures of us as in our of our classes. That's why you've been thinking about it No, no, no, this is prior to that. This is prior to that that thing that I posted that picture I found a picture of a fifth grade as a it would be your me a Walt first met. Oh yeah? Yeah. We posted it online? Yeah, where? I think I have it in my phone.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Hold on, I see this shit. Yeah, people are bad guessers. Do you think this is weird? Look, I'll post this too. This, my nephew gave this to my mom. My mother's a, Pam is a big wine drinker. This is like a wine thing that he got her.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Have a dog sip of wine? I think it's like a wolf on his back. That thing gets weird. Yeah, it just strikes me as strange. Yeah. No? Yeah. Did you collect wolf stuff too? No. When are you going to see oh, hello, and Broadway? Yeah Yeah That's funny. It's weird right? All right, so this is you guys What your bolt I see you I know I know Johnson I know you look like Walt's gonna be your bolt on the same photo. Yeah, okay Yeah, okay. People are like, we can't see it jerk offs. I'm sure they can go to your Twitter. Yeah, you can go to our Twitter.
Starting point is 01:04:52 I tell them, Steve Dave. Fuck, I can't really tell which one's Walt. Also, you know what, it occurred to me, Walt. My girlfriend is in this picture. She's right next to you. Walt's hair was much curlier and longer when he was young. That's not Walt. That's Walt.
Starting point is 01:05:10 That's Walt? Yeah. That's you? Yeah. Holy shit. And I remember every single person's name. I would never, I would know, I mean, I was just, it was process of elimination.
Starting point is 01:05:21 But if you put me in a school yard for the kids, I wouldn't be able to pick out. Wow. The bottom one. You're cool here, back then, bro. That was your girl with the jacked up teeth. My girl, yeah. That's the side swept here. We're no tooth jamming.
Starting point is 01:05:35 You're right. You're absolutely right. Great. You're right. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. I'm learning teeth shaming and fucking 2017. What the fuck bro?
Starting point is 01:05:46 When are you gonna see hello bro? Oh, hello? I think it's the 15th You got an overkill, Brian. It was gonna be the kissing school. I didn't know Q was bringing it in. Oh, go go for it That was it. I was gonna tell you how fucking awful everything has been going, but instead What was what was so awful though? What's having fucking evicted? For getting evicted though, you didn't pay your rent. No, I did pay it. I have the check that they
Starting point is 01:06:12 You were linked with the rent. I was not linked with the rent. On a consistent basis. All right, that's true. Yeah, so that's not so late. Not so late. Not so late that they would have evicted. I think they had a personal grudge against me
Starting point is 01:06:25 because they had the money, and I even said to the guy, I think that's probably true too, but I was not able to do it a skull. I think it's because of the two motorcycles in the spot. Yeah, I think it's because you got a lab mouth and you complain about your... I'm so, oh, bullshit.
Starting point is 01:06:36 I'm so glad. You don't complain to the, to the, to the, whatever it's called, the head of the society. No, not really. There's stuff I could have complained about. In fact, I said I didn't complain on purpose because I'm not a fucking rat.
Starting point is 01:06:51 People with like illegal daycares going on. You never made one complaint in the whole time. No, never. Really? Never. Nope, I never know. There was no argument to blow up, so with people with old ladies.
Starting point is 01:07:04 No, nope. I got along with with my neighbors. No screen gates. No screen gates. No, I kept to myself. I only talked to Luke and Lamont. My neighbors, two separate neighbors, Lamont move. And did the skull come into your life before the eviction? I think it was before the, it was the eviction.
Starting point is 01:07:25 The security of the skull. Yeah, that's true. The eviction I thought was before the it was the the eviction this Disgol yeah, that's true. There's like a week or two later. Yeah Really and I did give him the fight. I'll back As I got it's probably not real brother. I'm not about it Okay, so but is that really like I mean, I know it could I know that but it's not like you lost your home though. You can just get another apartment though. Yeah, it's easy when you're like, hey, I got evicted from the last one. What do you think?
Starting point is 01:07:52 I would say it's easy, but I don't think it was like, you got it, you walked out of there and everybody was crying and it was just like, this is more of an inconvenience. Oh boy, Luke cried. Oh, you mean, we were crying. Yeah. No, I was mad. Oh boy, Luke cried. Oh, you mean us, we were crying. Yeah. No, I was mad. I started giving people shit.
Starting point is 01:08:08 I'm just, but is that really the only thing you can point through? Where there's a lady her last name is Hogue. I started calling her boss hog to her face. I'm gonna leave you to the next one. I probably didn't help my case, but I didn't give a fuck. There was a part like,
Starting point is 01:08:23 there was a moment where they said that they took everything out of the apartment, but they didn't, I don't know why they said they did. But there was a moment of like, you know what? I told Troy, I was like, I almost wish that I smoked so I could go out for a pack of cigarettes and just never come back. You know, just like go out there and fuck and take my bike
Starting point is 01:08:44 and just like go out there and fucking take my bike and just fucking go. And you could do that without buying a pack of cigarettes. I could. But the pack of cigarettes is such a great fucking like, what would you call? Oh my god, why are you just going out for a dozen eggs? I'm going out for six pack. Yeah, six pack of dogs. You see it. Yeah, you grew. You grew. That starts my downward spiral into alcoholism. I'd be a terrible alcoholic. I'd like over the holidays, like I drank some vodka.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Mm. Yeah, it's just not me, man. It's so, like we've talked about so much liquid. How could anyone ingest that much liquid in a word in a drum? Oh, I did pretty good. The German Woodford Reserve. I do like that. But like what I got drink a whole bottle,
Starting point is 01:09:31 it doesn't seem to affect me anymore. It don't be here. No, you're talking about it. First I was talking about it then, Bourbon. I don't drink beer now, I don't like it. I don't know, that is odd, because I had dinner with Tutels the other night, actually. First time I've seen him like 16 years and we drank whiskey and it got crazy.
Starting point is 01:09:48 Yeah, it was. No, it just in terms of alcohol consumption. I don't have any vices. I got to come up with a new vice. No, you don't have any vices as well. But that's neat. What else though happened that was so horrible though? Well that's not bad getting kicked out of your... You should be getting that there!
Starting point is 01:10:11 Because he had a place to slide right into though. But what if I didn't though? But you did. Because if you didn't, that means the skull was fucking out to fuck with you then if you didn't. But you did. What about all these bad dreams that I've been having for years? I don't know. Well, I mean, losing, it's pretty traumatic to lose your, yeah, like sage got uprooted.
Starting point is 01:10:31 I got a fucking drive longer to get her to school every day. But you're not living. You're not living at the bus station, though. No, I'm not in the bus station. You know, you're not living, you're not living like under a tarp in the woods. Not a sweet bus station. You know, you're not living in it. You're not living like under a tarp in the woods Not a sweet tarp The ant that sent in the the legend of the skull never wrote again, huh? Never answered any No never did hmm
Starting point is 01:10:58 Who wrote this? You got to write in again, buddy. If you listen killing of America, we need we need you I've seen this it's pretty great. What documentary called the killing of America Kill the America the killing of America. Do you want to know about About some hit learn hitting shit? Well Yeah, since what is what is that? I ever said no to something Hitler? Let's see Jan Roger Hinden sent us something won came across Hitler news.
Starting point is 01:11:33 I like when people send it. A lot of people send in the same stuff. Yeah, it seems to break the internet like picks up on it and then other people see it. And then I thought this I thought was interesting in this day and age that anyone in any country is like, sure, let's throw a fucking Nazi-themed Christmas special. Why wouldn't we? The principal of a Taiwanese school
Starting point is 01:11:56 who stood up held a mock Nazi rally for a Christmas parade has resigned. A name that I cannot possibly pronounce, head of a school that I can't pronounce. That of a school that I can't pronounce. That's in a town I can't pronounce. Said he took full responsibility and apologized. The rally featured a parade of swastika banners and a cardboard tank carrying one student performing a Nazi salute.
Starting point is 01:12:16 Look at how fucking involved this is. Oh my God, that is a full, that's like end of the race of the last archit. It's fucking nuts. Look at that. Like where did he get start shit. It's fucking nuts. Look at that Like where did he get the fucking Nazi rally? It's a full on Nazi rally. What's that what countries is Taiwan? That is shocking. It can just be a combo of You hit learn something new every day and worlds greatest shit holes learn something new every day and world's greatest shitholes. Can we kill him? I thought it was
Starting point is 01:12:53 developed right? Well, I mean it had developed, can they be if they're in school? The public schools are holding Nazi rallies? Well, this one in particular, I mean this is one school. You can't certainly can't hold the entire country responsible for, but I mean, the channels it had to go through to get to the point where they're like, let the rally be good. It's fucking crazy. That no one's like, I don't know. But even I like, if I worked at the school and the janitor, I don't know. Maybe this isn't such a great idea. What was Taiwan's involvement in World War II? Maybe they were, uh, maybe it just wasn't a big deal. Well, they were a part of China at that point, right? Oh, I don't know. I believe.
Starting point is 01:13:29 I'm not sure. This is where everyone's like, you fucking dummies trying to be smart. No, it's never happened. Taiwan, officially the Republic of China, is a state in East Asia. Blah, blah, blah. Island. Well, rapid economic growth in the 60s a question what was Chinese emalman world war two? I mean they had a good friend China back then communist they have a castle deep
Starting point is 01:13:55 Say hassle the Chinese I mean this is way too long of a Wikipedia page to try to read to figure out I know world war two they've been around for a while Looks like they had problems with Japan. Oh yeah? Yeah. Well, China doesn't like Japan. Well, so they were probably like, what the fuck do I care about Germany? I got Japan right on my goddamn ass here.
Starting point is 01:14:16 Right on our balls. The Israeli-economic and cultural office would also be invited to address students. I guess he's going to be like, yo guys, the papers at some students opted for the Nazis for Christmas and Thanksgiving costume parade because they could easily convert their school uniforms. That doesn't say a lot about their uniforms either. After the images emerged, some guy, Israel's representative in Taiwan wrote on the mission's Facebook page and just deplore a bunch of fucking that seven decades only after the world had witnessed the hearts of the Holocaust.
Starting point is 01:14:52 High school in Taiwan is supporting such an outrageous action. They strongly condemn it blah, blah, blah. Everything you would expect somebody to say, who's fucking has a shred of sanity. Holy shit, here's another one. That's sort of a, there's a Japanese boy band. You don't think about that really, right? Other countries haven't boy bands, except for like one direction. And now I don't think of that shit.
Starting point is 01:15:19 Right. Well, there's Japanese boy bands, Q. And they appeared on national television dressed in uniforms resembling Nazis. resembling Nazis or Nazi uniforms? I mean, I don't know. Would you look at that and be like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, I would never look at that and say that looks like Nazis. I look someone like the Matrix and anything else. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:37 I wouldn't think that. But, but, you know what? They should have been sensitive and avoided any possible connections. You know what they should have done? They should have been sensitive and avoided any possible connections. You know what they should have done. They should have taken a page out of Joe with a tone's book. Yeah. Not dressed as a Nazi ever. That's right. You're not going to find any picture. You might find them in like overalls. Sure. Right. Maybe like offensively colored jackets. Yeah. You're not going to see many Nazi shit though. Right.
Starting point is 01:16:02 Joe, if at all, may have done offensive to style. You know. There was a 90s though. There was a 90s. Oh my god. Yeah, but definitely not. Definitely not anything like that. No, he didn't have any iron crosses.
Starting point is 01:16:17 That you can see. No, I don't have an iron cross tattooed on his ass. He told me. Yeah, that's what's Tulsi Gritzvah. He had Superman symbols and stuff like that. Did it? Fatone. Oh, that was his big thing.
Starting point is 01:16:29 I don't know that. Yeah. They're famous for dressing up as school boys. Can Ankas Young still pull a school boy look off? Well, I don't think the ACVC is touring anymore. There they are. I heard that they're done. After the singer, the Brian Johnson.
Starting point is 01:16:47 Okay. That's good. Why would they bother going on without him? Well, they got what's his name? But how old are they? Do they still need money? It's the only reason, right? It's the only possible reason they would still put their body through that kind of rigors.
Starting point is 01:17:01 Yeah, like the stones. Like, why do they keep doing it? You would figure at a point you'd be like, you know, fuck it. Let's say, let's look up the AC DC tour. Well, there are no tour dates currently listed. The rolling stones are still alive and they don't putting out music.
Starting point is 01:17:16 And they still love it. If the lead singer of the band leaves, don't make judge. And you're in your fucking 60s. Don't you think it's time they're abit up? Well, he did, um, he did the singer did a podcast interview with what's his name? Jim Brewer and he he Brian Johnson made a sound like he sort of got a
Starting point is 01:17:34 Very unceremonious booting. He later on he went back on it But at the moment really made a sound like they were like, hey, you're out and they sort of this voice was shot I guess I was hearing He could have performed live anymore because his hearing was gone. Yeah, it was like 75% gone or whatever Wow, oh fuck that reminds me. I'm sorry. Keep going. No, I mean, I don't know. No, we just started talking about ACDC We have a we're doing a special episode of Talm Steve Dave. We discuss this a little bit. A guy in my firehouse, his son was born with some hearing issues. He needs one of those brain implants to hear this kid.
Starting point is 01:18:20 A nuclear implant? Yeah. And some people say that that's turning on the community. Well, I know people personally who will not wear their cochlear implant because it's like a fatty getting thin. I'm not going to turn my back on my fat community. All right. All right. Well, he was back on my wrist.
Starting point is 01:18:38 He's like three years old. So I don't know that he's made these choices yet. But it's a distance. Yeah. Anyway, my buddy in the firehouse, he's a great guy, one of the best guys I work with. So we're going to do a telling Steve Dave episode that we're going to hand off to him that I believe he's going to sell on Bandcamp on the Rizone, his own thing. And we are going to allow listeners to choose the episode.
Starting point is 01:19:06 We're gonna do five. Oh yeah, that's a good idea. Five topics. Yeah, they want us to talk about. Right, so if you wanna send in the topics that you want us to talk about it, we're gonna pick five, and then that day we're going for the first time ever
Starting point is 01:19:19 to do an Ant Run episode of Tellmseave Dave, that we're doing for charity that we'll give off to my buddy and I'm sure the pricing if it's not picked whatever you want for it, it'll be all, it'll be very reasonable, but it is going to help a great guy, a great fireman who does a lot for people. So that's coming, I guess if we recorded in January, February. Where should they send their suggestions? I guess, I mean I guess came use, February? Where should they send their suggestions?
Starting point is 01:19:45 I guess, I mean, I guess came use, no? Okay, good. You remember that? Came, yeah. So, just, I guess, five topics like if you guys want, I mean, what would be, what would be like an example? Well, I thought like if somebody had like a question again, like the relationship one they could,
Starting point is 01:20:04 or if they were like, hey, you guys have never talked about, I don't know, the fucking 1972 Olympics, you know what I mean? Like what else? Like, Freda Starr attended. Yeah, like shit like that. Like we could, we would, we would,
Starting point is 01:20:18 Yeah, we're all probably only gonna inundate it with questions about like advice then. Well, like that, okay. It doesn't matter. Well, no, I like the idea. Somebody out there has a topic that they're like, I'd love to hear with these guys think about it. Is there stuff you want to dress? What's that? Is there stuff you want to dress?
Starting point is 01:20:35 Well, we say somebody wrote in there like is, is black lives matter the last acceptable hate group in America? I don't know. We don't. Zoon. Get us out of here. That's funny. So you're going to be on the other side of the pond soon. Yeah, I leave Monday. Well, what is Monday for me? By the time you guys listen to me, I already be there. We have 10 the lines in practical joke is UK tour arena show Brian
Starting point is 01:21:09 Severina and arena the O2 arena sold out four nights but maybe sweet if they fucking if you got to deal with them with some of these arenas. Yeah. Yeah. You brew like the official spot. and you make money. Now how much is there in the whole? 17,000 people. 17, 17, 17. 11 nights in a row. So it's over 11 nights in a row? We've sold out 11 nights. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:35 We've one day off. I can't believe this guy's sitting at the poker table. I, yeah, just like again, boy, this, this trial. What the fuck is your trial? You're putting me in such a difficult, but like, it has to present you as the everyman. Yeah, and you're like, you're fucking selling out 100,000 people are coming to see you.
Starting point is 01:21:52 Yeah. And you're worried about four unread it who fucking said that you're that you're, that you're, you're not funny. Okay. I mean, it's, it's, you're giving me a herculean task to try to defend you and defend your stance that although that could be worked to your favor though. I mean, then you would say, well, he is funny because if that many people are willing to
Starting point is 01:22:15 pay a lot of money. No, but the thing is it were the comments unwarranted or just plain mean. Imagine like you really had to like go to court for something and your attorney had this little fake. It's just tough. Well, this might, but your attorney would tell you don't mention these things. Well, the reason I'm mentioning it is now because because this is this is what I'm doing. After a trial flaunt that you're a fucking big shot Super stars. Yeah, that you but that you whip your nuts out and say it's and piss all over the fucking little man in a commoners I don't want to piss all the little bit of economy Look the answer meeting up at them before the Manchester show that's what I'm doing here. I'm trying to promote our community
Starting point is 01:23:01 I mean that fucking hates me so I'm trying to promote them here I'm trying to promote our community. I mean, that fucking hates me so I'm trying to promote them. The Ant-Mute Manchester Thursday, oh, because it's England, they do it the wrong way. January 12th, Thursday, January 12th, to conside with the in practical Joe show. There'll be an Ant-Mute starting at Crazy Pedro's part-time pizza at 4 p.m. with the pub crawl through various places to the arena then post show to Round-Off the Night. Apparently these ant meetups have been a lot of fun and incredible, like good ones. I'm sure they are.
Starting point is 01:23:34 So I just wanted to promote this for these guys. And if I can make it, I'm gonna try and swing by. At some point, I would say it's probably a 10% chance I am because I don't even know what I'm getting to town But you got you got an arena show to do you'll make a solid effort to go to it I will make the best effort on the pub crawl well. I was I was pretty Mrs. The show Cafe that would fucking seal the the verdict though if you don't show up to the arena show, you're going to hang it out with it. You would be closed.
Starting point is 01:24:08 You would be fucking slam fucking dun. All right. Well, I think there's a airtight shit right there. I'll consult with my accountant on that one. What the Fab Cafe is where Brian Johnson and I did a space monkey show in Manchester low those many years ago. So, really? So they're going back to where you it's like going back to where the Beatles played. That's what I'm going to try and make. I'm going to try and make the Fab Cafe afterwards.
Starting point is 01:24:36 I would like to. Yeah, that would be nice. That would be pretty fucking damn sweet for the meetup. If I tell him Steve Dave member was to just show up out of the blue That's what I'm hearing is funny, but That he's willing to come to man is my strongest is my weakest That's where I'm gonna have the most problems convincing a jury about the common man, right? That's where that's where get him is gonna fucking yeah, that's where you could potentially go on with you Yeah, that's where Gidham is going to fucking. Yeah. That's where it's potentially going to polish you. Yeah. That's where Gidham should come in and just really lay the haymakers ain't on me.
Starting point is 01:25:09 Have me on the road. Yeah. Because the common man, common, common man defense is, is really having a hard time coming up with the, the examples to prove that he still is or was ever was. Yeah. Well, he was always, you talking about he was always you as a He was in a cocoon for a couple of years. Oh Years there and then he fucking blossomed into this butterfly. See before you Never were always exceptionally uncommon. Well, it's I agree Yeah, you know how infrequently I make friends. No, but I feel the same way by you guys. So what does that mean?
Starting point is 01:25:43 For most common I we couldn't even get into the arena. There's nothing more common. Get on stage. I couldn't get there by myself. I'm writing James Murray's co-tales. Murray? Yeah. Murray is he's a kind of kind of guy, right? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. He's the dude who wants to put everything together. Yeah. He's that guy. If Ming was better, he would like Ming Yeah, it's such a self-involved idiot
Starting point is 01:26:12 I'm very says it's 2017 Brian. I'm woke. I don't want a bad mouth man. He's trying his hardest We're not bad mouth. We're not bad mouth in anybody anymore, right? I mean no more gator me. No That's the other thing people say that they're tired of you slam and get them. Because it's unfair. So that's like Brad Pitt picking on Ernest, they say. Or a mask like Rocky Dulles, I say. All right, that's over now anyway.
Starting point is 01:26:40 We're like some morbidly obese nobody. He's not even earnest They're not happy what you're doing either But then there are people who are like at the fatture call I just go with my heart in the moment Whatever I think I should say in the moment is what I do. If people don't like it, I don't know what to tell you. Well, you do like it?
Starting point is 01:27:11 I guess I know what to tell you. All right, the meetup. The meetup, the move. The meetup. And if you care about the case, Q, I'll make a show. A little bit of FaceTime would help us go a long way. Okay. As the judge, I would agree. I know we're not supposed to talk like this
Starting point is 01:27:31 Pop in your head. You know what I got Troy. I got Troy set up perfectly. How I'm gonna utilize Troy. Yeah, I remember where kids We used to play football on the street and you'd have you'd have maybe you had five guys right and one of the so then it would be two against two and an automatic quarterback Yeah, Troy's gonna be the automatic lawyer because he is going to when we get him is giving his Side he will be there to see I figure he's been in more court rooms than anybody here. He will know the jargon Huh, you the maker? Yeah, he will know the jargon. He will know the proper way to phrase and maybe even curve or you know present it maybe in a way that get them or I didn't think of so I'll be we'll both be able to utilize them as we give our presentations. I've talked to Troy a little bit about like not specifically about like the his interrogation process. And it's pretty interesting.
Starting point is 01:28:25 Well, no, he's not, but I'm not using him as an interrogator. Now I'm utilizing his knowledge of being in a courtroom and how he's heard lawyers. How would he'll be a very valuable member of that night to help us present and use proper phrasing and make it really sound like a proper trial. Nice. I think that he'll be invaluable in that aspect. That's as real as he gets. Like the jargon, everything else is like, well, he played a stadium, so he's totally unreliable.
Starting point is 01:29:01 Oh, yeah. Even choice going to have a fucking hard time coming out of the jail haha you had your own did you go to the boot? I mean, I'm a fuck of a lot of the time I mean even lawyers who went to fucking school
Starting point is 01:29:16 passed multiple bars and are gonna be fucking hard pressed to make them look fucking relatable yeah they're gonna be scratching their heads like I don't know I've never seen anything like it if I send Jacqueline to the ant moot in my stead, right, yet people will be excited. You mean what? And your place? Yeah. He's got to go represent me at the ant moot. Yeah. Well they even know if he walks to the door. I don't know. If he pulls a picture of him, they will. We'll see. I'm doing my best to get there. All right. I have to I have to That's what you can do. I really am. I'm not just
Starting point is 01:29:48 Thankfully if you lose Yeah, it's not like you're going to jail It's not like you're gonna like it's not like get to worry about your safety in a prison cell. No, I mean he's declared unfunny That's that's right medium But is it if I'm funny? Well, let's look at, we have multiple problems. We gotta look at it.
Starting point is 01:30:08 You know, every lawyer would be bereft in his duties. We didn't tell you that there's some risk here. There's a lot of charges. Of course, it's a good thing. I have to lay out what could happen here. And it's possible you could lose. We both could lose. And but the good side, the good, you know the good side the good you know
Starting point is 01:30:29 Bad side is it you know you lose face a little bit. Well, I gotta be quiet. I gotta be quieter on the show Yeah, and but you know what you're still gonna sell your Venus You're still gonna be on TV every one you're gonna own your fucking On your vibrabruary But no my life is definitely still better than them. That's for sure their assholes But I'll be a little bit quieter on the show Yeah, but overall though, you know you're quality like that one y'all Serve that up I'm gonna shit. I'm talking. I mean what can I do? I mean I can't like
Starting point is 01:30:58 They you know understand and they know it's up to that date That night will hit John. Not what you said today. Right. Not what you're not your actions over the course of the next couple of weeks. On your un-a-fucked stadium tour, what fucking spice girls and fucking David Beckham opening up.
Starting point is 01:31:18 Just kick the sucker apart. Something like that again. That'd be incredible though. That'd be pretty great. Who opens for you? We're bringing Owen the entire tour. I don't know. Yeah, he's opening for us. You know, we got a couple of special surprises here and there. We're going on some cool things. All right.
Starting point is 01:31:38 11 nights. I mean, that's like spring steam. That's really crazy. Well, he would do stadiums, not a renaz. Okay. Yeah. It's still, I mean, it's like, all right, then it's like, T, D, in a turn.
Starting point is 01:31:52 I can't even, I can't even equate what it's like in, in your like, there's not nothing yet equate to. It's un, fuck, it's unrelatable. Yeah. You're in trouble. It's trouble. Shit, maybe I shouldn't have sent anything. Not the ammoot.
Starting point is 01:32:06 I'm just trying to give you a... Or the arena tour. Just trying to make you feel overconfident. Yeah, that's got to light that. Ropadop. Yeah. Ropadop the dope. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.
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Starting point is 01:33:46 They killed him and his soul resigned The scum like you can find he will reduce your growth to no I'm not the girl of the kisses go away to me I'm not the girl of the kisses go away to me Oh, oh, this is going to be a wonderful day Who will prevail? I must go back for the scholarship I just found the project that I should let it run in for the soul of the deep rush. I can't get out of my way to the final destination. During the night the fog of the mind was licked and repelled against the fear
Starting point is 01:34:45 The scholars were filled with dust, the fog in the voicet, and such again I went back to a restaurant and went to buy a go back Now the place where I'm so far You know the man and the man of the scouts get what they can to scour the meat I offered to, the physical item Eventually meeting an agreement The print of the stem of sewing As I take it away
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