Tell Em Steve-Dave - #321: Slip 'n Slide Orgy

Episode Date: January 21, 2017

Q's impending trial, Gay animals, Reddit douches, listener problems. Music: Melon Tiger: She Only Lies

So many reaches out for help you like fuck you, you're a fat bitch! Like that is not the way to fucking help people! Well, let me look up homosexual goats. I've dated girls at the end of relationships. I'd be like, oh yeah, I'm a... We're gonna get a dick around here. I see no interlopers. I do see a returning champion wall BQ king of the arenas

Right yeah feel like this isn't working man. I feel like this fucking like his I'm working 23 okay there you go one two three one two three all right Okay, there you go. One, two, three, one, two, three. Alright. I don't know if I'm a king of arenas, but there's no doubt a prince. Well, a Joker. Participant of arenas. You look like you were having fun. It was a great trip. I had a legit blast. A little long, but it's, you know, it's an exciting time.

Yeah. You know. I have advised my client not to really talk in depth or detail about the trip. Oh, you really? Yeah. There's only one thing I'd like to mention about the trip, and that's I had a great night hanging out with the ants and the ants yesterday. I, yes, we can talk about that.

Yes. For the next hour. But any pictures of you with celebrities and demanding that people quote them as they will, we won't talk about that. That's not your best interest. So you use a gag order. I'm pretty close to that trial. Yeah, well, let me tell you something I I was thinking about it today I don't know if we should even go ahead with this trial really Yeah, I'll tell you why because a lot of prep works gone into this yeah, I know I met with

With wall and we were going over some stuff and he gave me Some links and some remarks about you and I followed the links some testimonials some testimonials and as I read them they can't be legit because there are people out there who don't like me either and I just don't see that. As big as possibilities. Well, it must all be just be jokes, right? I don't even, I didn't even tell you how many people were like, how could this trial be about Q and people not liking him? I go, you must have made a mistake at this trial.

Should be about Brian Johnson. The judge? The judge that they claim that you have far more critics than Q does. Possibly. Well, I just reading last week's thread, I don't go to Reddit, but you had a link there, so I followed it. And then I saw something else and there was like last week's episode and there were comments about it right and You know like opinions about me have I changed since the beginning of the show? Do you think you have I would fucking hope so it's been seven years A little bit well, I was it been a change for the good though

That would move my church a little bit. Well, it hasn't been a change for the good though. The sitter is not on drugs, I wouldn't say so. Yeah, well some people are like, is he back on the junk, he seems out of control. To which I've always said, ever since I said, look, I'm not doing it anywhere. Anytime anyone wants to, well, not one of you guys, and that's just some random person,

was like here, take this drug test, piss on this strip or whatever. It's easy to say, look, as most people are not ever going to call you up on that. But if you wanted to. If I wanted to. I don't want to. I don't need to. Yeah. But I could tell he wanted.

Yeah, but that's a lot of, but that's like saying like, you know, I have too much, I have too much. It would all be gone. I was going to pay for that drug test. It's not expensive. Oh, it's not. Yeah, you can get them online. They's not expensive. It's not expensive. It's not expensive. You can do it right now.

If we had one, I would do it. I would be 100% sure. Maybe you can look for it. Maybe you have to try. You can't tell me ahead of time. Just pull it out. Just random drugs. A little strip. Just random drugs. Just random drugs. So you piss on a stick? A little strip, I think.

See also if you're pregnant. Yeah. I have a muscle with child. I mean, the fucking you look at me, I would say so. But some of the comments I felt were, it didn't even make me mad, really. There were people that are like, oh, you know, ragging so much about a PC stuff. Well, this is a year ago,

some of these comments. Oh, you're looking back at where are we now? Well, it's like some of the threads, like that's where like it ended. And then I guess a different thread would start. Right. Look where we ended up. Me complaining about it didn't help, but I wasn't exactly wrong. And to people who are like, I talk about it too much or I talk about this too much or to angry about this, this is just as a general statement to put out there. Not every fucking second of every fucking show is going to appeal to you. It's not for you.

It's for everyone. The number of people like, you know, like, oh, you know, he's just a crybaby. There's a depression shit blah, blah, blah. This should have been, you should have fucking ended to show it this because this is so good. This is so truth. This is like, this is gospel.

I bring the truth every fucking week. Yeah, that's the thing though. But this is a, but this is a better truth than most of the truth you bring. Yeah. This one needs to be said. Well, I think it's all a part of this. Tell them Steve Bay.

I'm glad you're here. I'm glad to hear that. Steve is the twig of the trial. Yeah. But the things I share are like, look, like freaking out and smashing in the side of my car I just told you that the whole thing was I Went and bought a bottle of wine that was like 12 or 15 bucks

So as I got home I dropped it smashed all over the ground and I overreacted That's not bragging that's not like hey, guess what I did I did fucking a thousand dollars worth of that body damage over a twelve dollar bottle of wine that's not me feeling cool that like was out of an accusation well that's somebody yes somebody was just like you know why is he bring these things up what the fuck the show's always been talking about that's what I thought like I mean I don't just gotta stay away from it I honestly feel that I have brought more Mostly bad some good, but mostly bad Truths from my life like they're like it must have been his fault if you got it victim I don't think he said telling us everything. Why the fuck when I say it to begin with

That's that's something you bring up. What do you kind of mean guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like feel bad for me I don't want anyone to feel bad for me. This company fucked up I said yes. I was late lots of times. I paid every fucking fee that was associated with it But they fucked up there. There's no two ways about it with this with this eviction thing Don't isn't get him a moderator on this thing. Can't he bring the whole thing down? I? Isn't get him a moderator on this thing can he bring the whole thing down? I don't know I wouldn't want him to That's you so you know Authority well trumps in drums and power man. Not yet by the time this is really

Yeah, it's time to take a page from this go inside with inaugurations. You don't like bring it down You don't like freedom of speech. No, no You don't like freedom of speech. No, no. I don't know. I'm not a fan of it. He's just like a... He's not a trial because... No, I'm kidding. I am. I just... All the other certain topics.

No, freedom, I don't really. In a way, look, I think we're gonna get a great episode out of the trial. So this is all great. This is all great. But I mean, it wasn't like happier when we didn't go to the Reddit thing. Like I don't know what I don't think mine's changed either way. I don't go on. I look at it. I don't. But yeah, I'm not one to, I'm not one to let it fester or let it or let it bother me. I'm surprised, I'm not surprised, but I don't wanna say, but considering what you guys are dealing with, Q, with your staggering success,

I can't believe that you still would allow some little cocksucker to throw a stone in the lousy. Right, with your staggering failure, totally understand. Look, the people who, I mean, wait, because I don't want to, before the trial, I don't want to, I don't want to do this because I still want to pretend I'm upset for the trial. But I mean, look, why that?

Or fucking, I guess by now people guess I'm not really that upset. No, use the people who make like people guess that I'm not really that upset. No, the people who make, like, the comments that I read about me, like, we're just, the people who wrote them and you know who you are, are so clearly bitter and envious. And that I don't, it doesn't upset me. Haydors with a Z. Yeah, yeah, but Haydors is like two two of a blanket like h eight rz to have that much venom and to and to be so like suedo intellectual in your fucking analysis of it it's just like can you point to that one that

one venomous comment that you really was the one that not the one but like can you recall one that words like you were like that? No. That pisses me off with that like I can't believe somebody would write that. No. No, whatever I said that day I haven't gone back since then but I could go back in. He was scanning them while on stage. Anybody say anything else?

No, some chump fucking talking bad about me on an obscure web page. Yeah, it's not gonna bother me when I'm fucking operating at the level that I am There you go. There you go. Yeah, I mean it doesn't even I'm operating at the level that I'm like it doesn't it doesn't at one time it might have gotten me angry, but it's I don't know What's gonna get me angry these people are people are speculating their life He's gonna lose it and kill somebody He's gonna like why does he have a butterfly knife with them? It's like this He's got something a butterfly knife. It's in my bag It's I'm not like walking around town like I'm in the fucking jets and shit

But I mean here you can't I mean you but you were you were not in a good place, though. I mean, I think that if you're going to be honest, people could see it and not see it. People could hear it. People could hear it. People could hear it and they weren't wrong. They were not wrong. But I have a fucking disorder.

What am I supposed to do about that? Accept, take medication. It's actually kind of mean like, like, I'm being shamed. You're being shamed? Like, you have a medical condition, man. And these monsters are mocking you about it. I know. There's no, and let me tell you something. For as much as I talk about depression and then the bipolar too and that all that stuff the number of fucking emails that we get saying like you helped with this you helped with that I mean some horrible horrible experiences people have gone through and I don't know how listening to us would help but it did and really that's what matters and to me if that helped you know one of these people versus

some fucking dick who's like he's fucking oh man because he can't say tranny will fuck you do you think I care? Why you can't say that tranny is no longer a word you can use no that depends How are you? the Tranny trick I Think it's acceptable if you get tricked because I mean then he'd they give up all rights Well, and I got I got a recommend this Twitter. I had a self-described Tranny I had a very interesting conversation with Ian K. Morris. Yes, while I was in London

Mom K. Moore's while I was in London. Mom K. Moore. Talked to you about that. He was now dubbed Imam. No, we're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that.

We're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that.

We're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that. We're not here for that. Oh, it's brilliant. Oh, that's great. Yeah, I had a dinner with him and hung out with him a bunch. And one night we were talking about like, he was saying he can't make him between years anymore. You wouldn't be able to make it today. Ian is the exact opposite of Brian. He agrees with, he is ultra woke, hashtag never sleeping again.

Like he is like, he's fucking his level of sleepers for the week. Like I, you know how much I love that guy and I was sitting across from him being like, I don't know if they've ever conquered it tonight. Was this, now is this something you saw in him when you first like we're getting to know him? Yeah, no, I've always known he was he was a man. He's the other team in industry, man. Yeah, but he's militant. He's become militant.

He's become militant to the point where he said that he's at the point where he thinks everybody should be. Um, he's at the point where he thinks everybody should be, he's become radicalized. If you don't homegrown, like you should cut off, you can, he is what was you should cut off, you should cut off relationships with people who you don't agree with politically. He was at that point. But that means that you wouldn't be a spread network.

No, because I'm still on his side of the spectrum. He's talking about people. He has it's a list of Tom Steve. No, sure, sure. Nothing said here. I would be because we're still at our core Very supportive of people. It's just the expression of it. Sometimes gets a little out there to us And that's all saying him and he was saying all right, so in between is He couldn't make the jokes in it today even though he agrees they have funny because when he made them and the characters saying them were obviously stupid and they had no power and that's why they were funny.

He's like, but now he feels like the people who are watching him between us today might be like, damn right. Like the jokes have become empowering to people. Like it's Trump's fault or whatever. Right, the Brexit. Yeah, the Brexit. The Brexit. No, the Brexit.

Yeah, I'm sure he was a very upset by the Brexit, right? We actually, we talked more about Trump than the Brexit. But yo, no, no, he did, he's against it. He is against it. So, you know, so I don't know. So like I gave, you know, well, I want to be woke this year. So I paid attention to what he had to say and I'm still processing. I.

The whole time, he like, oh my God. You know, I told you. I was like, dude, I was going to give you a last love. I'm going to challenge your, your your your woke. Okay, I'm gonna challenge your if you great. This is exactly what I need You guys battling to be the most world No, I'm struggling with it right now. Oh, are you yeah? Yeah, something was a now. How was how are you chase up like I had earlier? And now is how you chase up like I had earlier Cuse Bruce for whites only become a thing

That is not an official slogan of Earlier this month or earlier this week or I just heard about the other day though. I didn't know about it. Ringling brothers. So that's all the quits. Yeah, after 134 years, I got to admit, I was I was said to hear that. I have many wonderful memories of going to the circus. And now we're going to live in a world where, you know, there's going to be a segment of this, of the population that I'll never be able to witness a circus, other than on TV or in a video on YouTube. Well, there's still other circuses, but that's the big one. Yeah, I mean, you still have some like, you know, circuses going through town. What's the one that comes every year?

Yeah, the cold brother. I don't think that the circus industry, if Ringland brothers can't make it and they were forced out, there's no hope for the circus industry. They, if they're setting one still around, right, they're living on fumes. Well, the next thing, like they got that shut down and then the next like boom, they're on it,

is like, empty the tanks, like no more sea world. And then once they do that, they're going to want to fucking un-uncage every animal in the zoo and shit like that. Some of it you have to be, A, I have to realize that this is, like these are animals that were born in captivity, they wouldn't fucking survive on the outside, whatever. I think I went to the circus once when I was really um, never a circus guy, never liked it. I mean I, I'll have to say I have, I have fond memories of going to the circus and I'm, and I am torn between knowing how I should feel about hearing that news. But the reality being, I wanna see animals perform for my pleasure.

What do you want them to do? Because I was thinking about this, the Shammu shit, you know, like Shammu jumping up and down in the water, versus like when you see a bear in Russia wearing a skirt dancing around. Yeah. Like is there a big difference?

Or is there any difference? I'm sure that bear is treated a little worse. Yeah. Yeah. I think Shemu, especially now, is treated like, you know, better than the queen. You don't think they're just going to flush them down a giant toilet? Bye. Bye. Bye, Shamo.

What do you do with that corpse? He just died like two weeks ago. Oh really? Shamo died? No, the one who killed the trainer. I know what they did one year in the 70s. They just strapped dynamite to it. Yeah, you see that was like blows on a beach.

Like, blubber everywhere. Yeah. That ought to be some fucking life. be some fucking get rid of my corpse That'd be some maniac that was just like I've always wanted to fucking blow up the big fish I'll convince the authorities this is the only way it could be done Wacked out guy who's in Vietnam who never got to blow up anything big But yeah, like I mean the one thing you could, one thing that maybe think of about the Ringlin Brothers announcement was

nothing lasts forever. 107 years. Doesn't matter, man, it's gone. Yeah, nothing lasts forever. So if you're doing something you enjoy right now, take an extra second to just enjoy it a little bit because it don't last forever. So if you're doing something you enjoy right now, take an extra second to just enjoy it a little bit because it didn't want last forever. Do you think Reddit posters were responsible for shutting down Ringling?

Ringling? Yeah. The Ringling brothers? The Ringling? Ringling? Do I think they had any kind of... Like why did it shut down? Was it just declining profits or was there a big protest?

PR was getting to the point where It was very difficult to maintain It's because like the elephants were constantly getting their asses kicked I think I enjoy more than a fucking video of an elephant stomping a strainer Just into oblivion like Go nuts picking them up and he's trying to chuck it. That's why ignorance That's why ignorance was bliss because I could go on I could be like well I want to get that dumbbell look so happy No, it was an elephant

He's got his little outfit on and his guy's little hat on he looks fucking so happy He's much happier down there in a three rings rather than out and you know what you're saying is a jungle is for you Yeah, not the dumber. Not the dumber. The dumber wishes there was less ignorance. Yeah, because don't the little baby dumber is don't they, they have it pretty good. Like, you know, the mom will protect that, that calf or whatever to like, yeah.

Like some hyena or fucking cheater, something tries to get at it. It's like that was. Yeah, in the wild. They chase cars and shit elephants. Yeah, elephants. You can't chase cars? Yeah, you never see like an elephant,

like it'll be like a safari. Oh, come. And I get a little too close to it. Like a freeway as well. Wow. That would be amazing. Ringling looks like fuck you that. Just that's all the elephants out there all over the world.

What are you saying, Ringling? What a, what a, ringling. Yeah, that's right. What am I saying, Ringling. Ringling, you keep saying. Oh, Ringling, Ringling bro, sir. I don't know why I'm saying Ringling. Iiggling. So wriggling bro Sorry, I don't know why I'm saying wriggling

I told you I don't know why I'm saying wriggling Mentally unstable. I'm just gonna fall back on it Well, let me quickly show you a picture of this now. This is a self-described tranny That's so that's a that's a dude that is a dude an ex used to be a dude on Twitter. Well Who knows I can't I don't even know the proper thing to say but I'm trying to learn at That's a dude. That is a dude. When X used to be a dude. On Twitter, well, who knows? I can't, I don't even know the proper thing to say, but I'm trying to learn. At Ms. Blair White.

Now, pretty sure she still has a weiner. Okay. I don't know, man. I don't know if it's not me. Very pretty. You don't think? Very pretty. Again, you're testing me, man.

You're testing my old status here. But you look at this girl that I just showed you a picture of. Right. You ain't got a training trick. Now there are some that it's like, come on, dude. Come on, some hands. That's some Adam is Apple. It looked like a bright Johnson, circa 1989.

But can I say something on your defense, Walty? Absolutely. The world can't expect you not to feel that way about a dude's dong. Like you have a right to feel that way. You, the reason you're woke is because you don't care if other people feel the other way. You're laughing.

Right, yeah, yeah. Like I know there are gay animals. Right. Well, can I explain why? I don't mean that. I was just going to the store, are you talking about it? No, I know there are real like, like there are species of animals that like,

I think there's a lot of goats that they're, There's a bunch of gay goats. Yeah, so I, but like, Ma. They are the, Ma. Oh, Ma. Oh, oh., they are. Oh, my. So like it can cry. Like I think sometimes it's because we, our brains are too big. Maybe that's why because we overthink

things. Then you got species that can't think on a level that humans can. And they still want their own. Yes. in their mouth. Let me tell you something, the gays and the lesbians are doing more for this world than the heterosexuals because we don't need any more people. There's enough fucking people. I'm a pre-chon, really. Too many people.

So gay guys, adopting kids. Gay women, adopting kids. You don't have to pass on your genes. You're not that fucking great, all right? Everybody with their fucking, like, oh, I got to see a little me. My family name. Oh, my lineage. Oh, my family name. Oh my litigate Family name is gonna die with me

You can't deny someone the the wonderful gift of Having a family though. I mean that's for some people it is like myself. It is the greatest thing that I I Would wouldn't trade it for all the money or anything, nothing, nothing what I trade it for, completely not really happy. I'm not going to tell him Steve Debra, right now. No, I'm not going to tell him about trading it forever for something else. Oh, right, right.

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I see this as I'm not just saying this. The generalization though, that you're so like, that. I know so many people who should not be parents, I say this, I'm not just saying this. The generalization though that you're so like that. I know so many people who should not be parents. And you know what? I know some of them real well. She's not of any parents so young, but I mean my God, you read in the papers every day this shit with somebody murdering their kid or their,

you know, the kid being abused or like people are fucking stupid by large people are stupid and and have kids too young They don't know themselves. So how are you supposed to like shepherd this little person along? It's a big responsibility But at times I y'all I all because I'll get letters. Oh, not letters emails from people who are like, you know They say they're having a kid and They're scared and they listen to Tom Steve Dave and they hear like, you know, you dig it, I dig it. And it makes them feel like, you know,

I could, this, I do have something to look forward to with this. It's not just all about being, and I think people overthink it. I don't think it's hard at all. So you're like, but they could still have a family though. But they're so terrified of it and they overthink it and they're so like. They're terrified of having a family?

Yeah. Oh, I was sure. I was one of those people. I still have one of those people. Yeah, but it's like, but like, but like. I was so afraid that I was gonna fucking make my kid feel the way I felt that I was like, no, no, never. I will never have a kid.

I'm thinking, just like I'm thinking, like I think the human brain is programmed to overthink. Like it's impossible not to overthink it and cause yourself unneeded stress. I think a lot of people don't overthink or think at all. And certainly the artist. You know, you had to find yourself somewhere in the middle of that. Right. Not under thinking and not over thinking it. Q you will never have children, right? No. And that doesn't do. Did you take care of it chemically? No. Yeah, did you get chemical

castration? I didn't take that. No, no, I mean, I did you get the operation? No, no, no, no, why like, well, if you're if you're that adamant, like, let's not take any chances. No, but let's put your money. But put your money with your mouth is. I wouldn't I wouldn't be against it. Right. Getting it. I have no. Yeah, any procedures that go in for in this in the new year. I hope not. You just like just toss it on the roster. I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to back there. Root back there. Root around. He's going to drawstring put on

his ass. Holy spin of full sorts of training. So in the UK. Yeah, I don't I but I've never wanted to get kids. Never been anything on I've questioned at all. I just know I don't want them. No, I went going back. Did you want kids? Like, where were you? Yeah, there's the key right there. I didn't either.

No. No. Very much was like, not for me. I'm not interested. I spent so many years working with kids. I was like, I was like, I'm so sick of kids. Yeah, and if my kid turns out like one of these fucking idiots. Oh, yeah. I was so like, I was so burnt out. I had no patience, but what I didn't realize was it's a far different thing dealing with your own kids than some brats. Like you walked into

the maternity ward, you're like kind of play with a bowl There's a he there's a world of difference between dealing with some brat at Yoh for minimum wage then you know then Deal one-on-one your own kid seems to happen to everyone though like like have the like babies. Yeah, it's like That's too much work. Well, I mean, I'll be fair. My wife did like the raisin baby. I mean, I would change number one diapers, but I never change a number two never That's understandable. It's too gross Like like I would work I would change a fucking like an adult diaper before I change a baby's diaper. The smell that comes from a baby's Dipper is it's not regular shit. It's so much more disturbing now.

Like your a chrome or some fucking yeah it's just like it's always like greenish brown and all over their back that you like it if you have a girl sometimes it gets and you're just like I don't know just I don't want to. If you're dealing with an adult though there you're like you you're looking at each other while it's going on and oh why am I locking eyes? I can't blindfold the guy earlier. Yeah. I've never changed a diaper in my life.

No. Never would. No, I changed diapers. See what my nieces and nephews have. Like I'm not doing that. Fuck outta here. Number one. Get the fuck out of here.

It's like it's basically, it's not even an issue. It's like I could do that in my sleep like I do it for like eight hours a day just change number once. Yeah over and over again. It's like a factor. It's people are amazed at your constitution. Come on. Just wait around and get the kid water. But what you, go ahead, though. I forget what I was gonna say. But I thought you looked up some animals that may have some problems. I can't even begin to list how many animals. So, so many different animals that are prone?

They have ten species. Tens of these. A domination thing in nature, right? Well, it says, oh, it's not about like just, I know you're saying that he's making claims at goats to ring in each other. Is that about dominance? Making claims and I wasn't talking about goats. I know that fucking dogs and cats like in groups like the the the dominant one will will fucking mount another male just to show his. Prisen sex. Bing. Yeah. another male just to show it's a big

amongst the animal kingdom fucking hear about that on natural of Omaha's wild kingdom. I don't remember them talking about that. Who was that Jack? No. Oh, yeah, I don't remember.

He was an old dude. An old dude, an old timer. One dead. Yeah. There's a certain monkey. I can never pronounce this macaes machez okay M.A.C.A. Q.E.S

They give each other hand jobs nice female you gunning cobs. They kind of look like analogues. They perform moral sex on each other Nice. They need to be stroking each other's vulva's nice Is it the most important thing on our slip and slide or juice groups of Is what it sex the most the most important thing for certain growth period of animals? Yes Including humans. Oh my god. Yeah, it's cold fucking 15 to like 32 I guess I don't I think it's longer. I was talking about I saw this commercial about Oh, it's crazy. I was talking about, I mean, I saw this commercial about, this is fucking crazy. I saw this commercial about a new procedure

or a new way to treat a certain type of cancer, where the only thing that, like, is the only thing they talked about and the commercial was the ability for you to remain intimate. That's great. Right, but like, it was like, there was no other like information. was the ability for you to remain intimate. That's great. Right, but like it was like, there was no other like information.

Like it was just testimony of the trustment. I could be into it with my wife. So that's why I choose this and like, every like showing you that even facing the grim reaper. Right. You still want to fucking pound that shit. Yeah, do you want to pound that ring? You want the ability to like even like to me,

I think it'll be paramount more to be like, what's the treatment where I have the best chance of getting well, not taking a chance while you know, taking this new procedure where okay, I could still perform. And how are you really performing anyway at this point, if you got all these, if you're ravaged? Yeah, we were talking about like the wife is like thank

Christy has fucking cancer like now he won't be fucking top of anymore. And he's like, hey honey guess what? I just went back from the doctor. And he got this fucking miraculous pill that I can take that's stronger than Viagra. Right. So now I think it's like some sort of like bathing and

race. Oh really? Well, the point of the race is to your cancer, not to make sure your bonus still works. A good side effect is a one way you're gonna give it. But why wouldn't you choose that option? Because I'm not sure if it's the most, if it's the best option with the asterisk

of being still being taught. You know what I'm saying? I think they're like, you know what? This other one that you could do, you may be a better treatment, but this treatment over here, you still be able to, you know, you're going to get your fucking dick on my own son. I mean, when you're facing the ultimate the name of the ultimate here? Right. That's got to take a back seat. I wonder if somebody said to me Here's a deal You're gonna have another 10 years, but we're gonna cut your dick off

I might be like what's the what's the age then I ask you that well No, no if today they were like I think this the candidate just make it impudent not cut it off Sure Yeah, I think that's fine. All make it impudent, not cut it off. Sure. Yeah, I think that's fine. All right, so somebody comes to you today, it's like, whatever day you're gonna die, it's huge. Personally, like you don't know what day you're gonna die,

right? But whatever day you're gonna die, you will get plus 10 years, but you will be completely infinite for the rest of your life. I don't think I'd take it. Don't think I take it. Well, what if you're like 70 to probably have you, I mean, I'd like to like so I can live to 80 and be just miserable. It's like, I'm all right.

Rather enjoy my 60s. Yeah, but there's there's a lot more you can do when you're 80s other than like, you know, like boots, right? What else? No, no, no, no, no, you're 80s other than like you know lock and boots right? What else did I know? What's your 80s decade plan? I don't have one. Really? I don't have one but I'd like to be there though. You have a deal. I prefer to be there than not be there even if it's just fucking I'm

I'm bread-ridden and I can watch TV. I'd rather do that than just not be here. So like me now. I'm not grinning out. Did you did that little dick wizard coming or give you an offer of taking your, like making your soft or less? Yeah, it turns out he fucked me.

He's soft plus I'm dying or I'm dying anyway. You married, you're a manogamous, you're an a manogamous. Well, you got something? You could say that little, that little dick wizard looks like that fucking orca from fucking he-man. What, a orca? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha if I you're gonna say you're like, I can say, so you're, so look, like I'm a, I'm a, like I'm a, I get monogamy, I dig it, right? I'm with you. But it's like, isn't a super import part of any, like monogamous relationship,

is there, is an intimacy that comes with sex? It's like to remove that from a relationship. We're how long forever at a certain point. Isn't there, but isn't there ways that like I heard like I've seen the documentary about a guy in a wheelchair. He was able to do other things with his wife. Sure. Absolutely. To please her. Yeah.

What the fuck is about that? He's still being intimate though. He's still being. He's like, I'm just not useful. If I can at least do this, she won't totally leave me. Here is, but there is something really fucking nice about that after glow, isn't it? We just lie in there and like, you're all spent

and like fucking happy. Except you're lying there 24 seconds because you can't move anymore. Now you spend the first 10 years of your life, I assume, would have dried deck. You're talking to Q here. I know. Maybe the first thing.

Maybe the first thing. You can't spend the last 10 years, it was easy then. Well, when I told them, no, no, in my scenario, it wasn't just the last 10 years. Yeah, I would take, if they said, you're gonna die at 70, but I'll give you another 10, you just can't use your deck in those 10 years,

I would take it. Oh, you're taking it. In my scenario, they take your deck now for guaranteed ten years at the end. So, 40. My dick stops working, but I live to 80 instead of 70. Like to me, that reduces the quality of my life to the point where it's like, I don't want those. It's so negatively impacts the rest of my life that it's just not worth it to me.

Well, that's why, I mean, it's's super important right? Oh, it's very important Even to just not money no money makes Anybody who thinks listen to me You money is the most important thing in the fucking planet. I don't give you shit when anybody says anymore really Yeah, that's sad to hear that though. I don't know. It's not you know who says that chumps chumps say that Remember that next week's on a trial to hear that though. No, it's not, you know, who says that chumps? Chumps say that. What are you? Chomp, or I'm a chomp. Remember that next week, you're going to trial. I'm not going to pay to the Fendi, you know, to pay to the Chomp.

Could you feed your family, clothe your family, house, a family that money? Absolutely not. And if you were on the street with your the family have fucking horrible with that pay? Well, let me tell you. So it's like, there is literally... But to hear you, the way you say it, so like, so sure, so devoid of like... You have nothing more important than money as water. You sound like a...

You should have a fucking, a fucking little like suit jacket and a duck bill. I'm fine with that. You sound like Uncle Scrooge McDock. I mean it's crazy. Like how how it's Scrooge seem unhappy. How the importance that you put on the white the way you said it. Yeah. As if you were in love with it. I am in love with it. I am in love with it. Can buy happiness. I think you can. Or you, I'm a, I, you'll be unhappy, but very comfortable. That's, that's a good quote. Somebody, I didn't say that. Somebody else said that. You agree with that? Is money more important than sex?

Anything. Oh, than anything? I don't think it's more. I was being a little silly. I, I think, yeah, I believe that I was being a little silly. I think you're hurtfully there. I was being a little silly. I'm coming off it already. I gotta look all that's so long. Yeah, just both of us, everyone listening, Chuck. If I only stuck in it.

If I want to back off that, I'm just thinking of that. Please stop sending money into the Prussian kissing devil. Yeah. Like, look, the story's true. It happened as it happened. Guys, I'm in here, I'm looking at it. It's fucking covered in five.

Like, in gold coins. Yeah, like, I like, I, I, I, I, a listener sent in gold coins. I get it. I'm with here and I hope it helped you because it did help me. But and I get if you come to the store to visit and you see it and you only five it's five dollars I get it it's fun. But please please stop mailing and money to the Prussian Kissing devil. It doesn't feel right to take. I've said this from the beginning. Answer money. Even if it helps them even if it's solving everybody's problems, which it is, I'm hearing. I'm hearing everyone that send them $5 is getting their problems solved without a doubt

it works. I just don't want you to know that was joking. I wanted to make it seem like it was a pitch to do. I'm going to say that if any letters come in with money, I'm not going to put it into the skull anyway. So that right there, it's's not gonna get in there. You're given to get them Steve Dave for lunch People to do yeah, so they won't send it in because they can't stand him He's gonna load up a chit under tacos, but I don't even know if I should reveal this I

Don't know if I should reveal this on air. I don't think you should what is about the question just no no not this Oh, okay. A different person. Another thing. Because revealing it, I don't, I don't, again, I think it's just coincidence. But revealing it would lend itself to. Oh, you got to reveal it. The powers of the skull that something the skull has. No, reveal it, but, but stick to the guns if somebody mails in the money and not giving it to the skull.

Of course. What if this person blows back on you? With a skull back on me? Yeah. I don't like you know what? You know what? I love a fucker. I don't get it.

The skull can't affect a baron. There's nothing that's delky right there. Listen. I sit across from it daily. This is my spot all the long right here and I look at it. I look we in it. We face to face. Love it. Mono, Mono daily and love it. Okay, but tell me the story. I am a story is a listener came in. I don't know if you remember this listener. He he cosplayed at you at the New York Comic Con. I remember. You do remember? I remember. He came in on a weekend, I wasn't here. He was one of the first people to actually put his money on the skull now that it's found

the resting place permanently at the stage. Yes. Came back a couple weeks later, maybe a couple days later, I can't recall, revealed that this is rough to reveal because this is going to only, this is only going to make people go like, re-enthusi- You have a meant what's going on here, but- But it's true, so it's true. He was having some money issues yeah asked a skull to resolve his money issues came back either a couple days or a week later

and showed Mike and get him a check. The robber just think skull for all the five dollars a piece of money. Uh that he was offered a million dollars for some cannons from an old sunken ship that his family was in. Are you kidding me? That he had come to acquire. He acquired these cannons. And after the weekend, after giving the skull the money, he got the text that he was offered

a million dollars for a couple of cannons. That does not surprise me at all. That's a cool story, but that doesn't it helped me. I'm telling him. So I mean, I know it's crazy. I don't I don't buy it, but but I can't deny though that this guy's this guy now believes it. As you as you should. And I'm glad it worked out for him. That's the truth. I'm sure he listens to him, Steve. So he'll be able to listen to this and he'll,

I don't know if he got the million dollars, but he was offered it. Hopefully he worked out for it. So it was up to him to take it or not. What, or if the deal was, Yeah, he brought White Castle to the comic con. Yeah, but please don't, just please don't. Yeah, don't got a he brought white castle to the to the comic on Yeah, but please don't just please don't send it in I'm not you don't want your money. Yeah for wishes Why we talked about it. Yeah, I was on Twitter the other day actually hold on just one second

That's a cool story spooky one That's a cool story. Spooky one. I had a good ending though. Hopefully. I don't know if the one you're going to get the skull respect, bro. You're supposed to do. Look at you. Have you given it a nice home?

You keeping it safe? Yeah, I put it in a little extra layer of protection only because I just didn't want to see anything happen to it. Yeah. Oh, speaking of money, one more thing, money wise. I gave Getham another item for his teeth. Yes. This is about as rare as you can get in the United States at least. But we created a program for the UK tour. I'm very proud of it. It's, it's I wrote the intro and a lot of my pictures are in it like there's a whole you took that I personally took and I think it came out great I love it You know we sold them at the UK to offer like 10 pounds. That's what we're dealing with here

I got brought it back to America. I got salgeo mur and myself. We signed it I gave it to get him to put up for his teeth auction We're not as far as I know we're not making any more of these things. How old is this motherfucker gonna be by the time he gets teeth? More are gonna fucking fall out, right? Yeah, but he's making some good money. Shouldn't he be putting money aside for his teeth? It can't cost that much. It's like 5,000 a tooth, dude. For one tooth? Yeah, it's fucking crazy. But he should just now what he should do is just go get the procedure done, put it on a card or something, and then just pay it off.

But then he's paying, what do you like to do? What do you like to do? You said a tie. Was it too tight? Actually, you probably got a bridge for much cheaper. Well, anyway. A lot of dentures. Yeah, so you gave that to him and he's gonna,

that's good, look for that on eBay. That is, is rare. In practical jokers, UK tour program, we'll put it signed. Look, use that as the search. Yes. is rare in practical jokers UK tour program will put it signed look that used that as the search yes we're talking a lot about love to have some some listener problems for you to later on since you're well you're so good at solving the problems for the love lord apparently I was a member the of the person who wrote in

about the... The Luminati? No, they couldn't watch TV. Right. Well, then his gal wrote in. What, she listens to the show? I don't know. Like, I don't, like, I'm not...

She's so, she listens to this, yeah. That boy's a... What show's he can watch? Yeah, she was not happy that, and she was very, she was not happy that um, and she was very um, she was not happy with the way that you guys portrayed her to be just bitchy No, that's the way he portrayed her Well, he did not well. Can I give a direct message to you? Tough shit. I ain't your boyfriend. You can't fucking push me around You mean like a bitch

You after watching Game of Thrones. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You guys are getting see me do you do a wall of time. You're you get like you a little bit of a dissension a little bit of a blowback and you get so defensive. You get so defensive. You don't even listen. You're you're immediately on the on the attack on the defense. It sounds like she's a defensive one. No, but she won. She wrote in to say that like she's dealing with a lot of issues. A lot of issues. She's wearing the whole human race.

She's wearing the whole human race. A lot of issues, a lot of things that are going, just more at play here than just her trying to control people. Okay, so she's like, I'm a fatty. I don't want him. I don't want him looking at fucking girls at her heart.

It's even fucking worse. I'm a fucking fatty. So I didn't say it's even worse because now she's using her own issues to control a boyfriend It's even worse Like you say this poor staff's got a suffer because she can't fucking hit a treadmill. That's insane Yeah, that is crazy like Like, I'm dealing with issues. Fuck out! Okay. Okay, you're dealing with issues, we're gonna say. She's trying to...

The core of the issues is not a fucking TV show. The core of the issues is you're either your lack of fucking self-control, your lack of willpower, maybe genetics, I don't know, I don't know if you're sick of it. It's what? Is she heavy? Is that, is that, is that, is she, she's heavy? Do you suffer from self-esteem issues yeah but I have for okay you're not gonna remember you but why are you so anyone around you know the people though why are you so

why are you so on caring when somebody else is though because you got a fucking tough enough man you either fucking deal with it And you go like, oh my God, I'm gonna pull my hair on your star. Our static podcast and completely shut your car. Right. I mean, there's any number of people to shut out of his car. Yeah. You just don't beat the shit out of it. But here is though that people, people handle these problems differently though. He, he, you know, never be encroaching on someone else's fucking basic freedoms and liberties to watch a fucking TV show.

Does she really think like, okay, I'm dealing with all these fucking personal issues? If he watches a show, that's just gonna send me over the edge. A show that like, if the show didn't have tits, she wouldn't care, right? If the show was fucking... I think that would be fair to say. All right, well, the show doesn't show. Because she doesn't know, she doesn't care, right? If the show was, I think I think that would be fair to say. All right. Well, the show doesn't know. She doesn't know if he does do it. It really is. Like

is really interested in fucking brothers and dragons. They break up with them. Right. Because you can't trust them. If she feels that way, I believe that way is internet. Yeah. I but how much would the show, how much would the um, percentage of the show decline if there was a need it by HBO's like you know what new season No tits just drags and lizards. You don't think it would go down I don't know because I think the the percentage of boobs has has gone way down since the beginning and It's a well-ridden well-acted show of great characters. I like the show a lot Not what they're like hey nowhere characters. I like to show a lot. Not what they're like, hey, nowhere boobs,

I would still watch a show. What do you think there's a, so you think there's so many people out there that would be like, yeah, I've lost, I have a lost interest in this. You got fucking skin amax. You've got porn all over the fucking internet. You're like, the only way I'm ever gonna see tits

is to watch fucking Game of Thrones. Like that's insane. That those are theamblings of of a girl who fucking needs to address her issues She's not more than an hour ago. She's gonna. I get emails. I'm helping people somebody reaches out for help you like fuck you You're not bitch That is not the way to fucking help people Complain she was mad at us. Yeah She's not happy like I suppose to give a Yes, she said the way it's not happy. Like I suppose a give a shit,

whether she's happy or not. You're taking the tone and she said it was a bitchy tone. She was trying to, I'm telling you, she was not, she was trying to say that she was unhappy. Let's back it up and we'll listen to this. All right. Let's get one fact. You got it.

She was not, she was just unhappy that um You didn't take in consider I sold out the oh two And then I got a new male fucking idiot boyfriend teller she would have never known well Then I got an email from the boyfriend going to on everything he gets regarding the email my girlfriend sent to you can I please send five dollars to the pressure kiss and scald because I don't know what to do anymore you know what bro I'm gonna give on your behalf right right out of my pocket what is this a fight all of bill right I'm giving it to the fucking

pressure. Get on this man's behalf to fucking solve his goddamn problems. Please. I don't I mean look look. She said you know what she said though that I thought was so sweet though. This is the man of her dreams and the man she plans to marry. All right. She hopes in the future that they'll come a time when He will be able to watch that show without like triggering her or making her Yeah, when he's fucking dying of chemo and fucking Jennifer the medication get a boner How telling you said that he's the man of a dream. She wasn't married. He's like skull. What do I do? You know the answer

That's that's the thing. She wants to blame all this other shit on white like she's got a fucking apron string fashion into a noose already one one aprista around this guy's neck. The man of your dreams that fucking let him but but I'm not sure if he fucking loves these titsy. Trust me. I didn't. I haven't seen this guy. I don't already looks like I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna go on a limb and say he's not gonna be getting any of these game of thrown girls He's not gonna fucking you all right He's not gonna be in touch with him. Maybe he might tweet him. I don't know. He might jerk off to him

But there's nothing you can do about that Why is it that only certain Mat mali-malities? No, no, no, no, she's not. I think we'll get your sympathy, but not this one. This one? It's the way she's acting. Yeah, and it's self-imposed.

So is a whole, so is 90% of a lot of people's problems. Right, mine included, but when you're talking about something like, wait, you do want to know I'm a fatso because I eat too much and I don't exercise. It has nothing to do with anything else other than my lack of self-control and my lack of commitment to to leading a healthier lifestyle. I'm not fucking right into people and being like corral my boyfriend because I'm a fucking fatty who can't control himself. But you want them to write to you? It sounds like you want people to

write to you with the problems? No, no. No, if they want to, that's fun. And it's nice to know that people are helped. But when you fucking, but when you know, when you fucking write it and you're like, hey, you know, Quentin Breyer jerks because they don't know the whole story. You're filling in, you're filling in the blanks with all bullshit that is not true. What it comes down to is like look lady Focus on what the real problem is not your boyfriend watching a fucking TV show because no amount of him not watching that TV show It's gonna make you lose a fucking ounce Bad news

That sometimes a pat on the butt is a heck of a lot better than a kickin' ass Well fine, let me give it a pat on the butt then. I don't think it's gonna hurt. No, here it is. Here's what you need to do. Sweetheart. See what I did? That was kinda sweet.

I saw it. Yeah, it was so sweet. Alright, fuck it. No one says the word sweetheart. Sweetheart. It's like a real hippo-chippy. This is a cable, frankly. This is a problem.

Franklin, like you're. This is the problem with the world today is nobody wants personal responsibility. Well, everything's this person's fault. I mean, it's yours or the white man. Everything's this person's fault. Everybody's not fault. Everybody's this person's responsibility. How you feel about yourself should not affect the TV show that you boyfriend watching and the fact that you're inflicting that on him. And I know the reason I'm even weighing in on it is because your fucking boyfriend asked me to is unacceptable. You have this personal responsibility. What's next? If she's not gonna take accountability for her issues, then what's next? If it's not Game of Thrones, what else can he watch?

What else has Tits in it? But he already agreed to not watch it though. Then why has he been asking this? Yeah, then who gives a phone? It's clear that Brian, I don't know fucking anything. But he already agreed not to watch it and he said he has never been happier. But he may have been... He's appealing to the skull.

No, he made them, I think he made them... How about Poplux? He made the mistake of somehow telling her that he or Somehow she found out that he that he asked this this podcast about it, and I think that comes There's a lot of hurt Feelings that you would reveal that's because that's private. That's probably nobody knows who they are Right, but she knows now that you know

And she probably listened to this harsh things that you know that was said You know, let me tell you We're the pat on the butt right now, okay? Hello sweetheart Go on a diet listen listen go on a diet you thin down You start feeling good about yourself. You actually said you feel healthy you drop the fucking LB's then you're gonna Get to a point where you're like, man, oh, I dream, so I'm too good for this douchebag. This little fucking pussy, listen to me when I was like, hey, you can't watch a show with tits.

Do I really want a fucking feminized, little fucking bitch like him? No, I don't. And then she's gonna go out, she's gonna date somebody else. I think it's, I don't think it's, I don't think it's healthy. She's gonna be happy. And I don't, and I'm actually,

I feel sorry for you right now, because I feel you're gonna feel get a lot of heatheness is the way you Generalized the way you assume That she's overweight What's her other issue? What's her issue? You don't think you so you think only people who are overweight can have body issues I know you think she's ugly. Oh, you think she's super skinny. No, I don't know what it is You're a giant hunter. You're assuming that it might be waste, which is I find I think you're gonna hear a little bit more. Maybe I'm projecting onto her.

Because I'm like maybe because I'm like, you know, three to five pounds. I put on eight pounds and 11 days of the U.J. man. I fucking I'm definitely projecting fucking burst in the seams of my fat ass. Yeah, you're right. I don't know. I don't know. Just like her and like, of course, I got to stick together. Fuck ass. Yeah, you're right. I don't know that she's... Just like her and you like... Of course! I've got to stick together! Fuck that! No, I've got to stick together.

There's nothing worse than hanging around with another downer. Missouri does a love company. Missouri loves finding someone who's happy and bringing them down to their level. This is what they should do. Look, this is going to solve all their fucking problems. Because I'll bet you he's like, oh shit, I fucked up. Now Valentine's Day is coming up. I'm gonna have to get her fucking flowers and candy. Oh my god do one thing Show her the show or the bill that says he just canceled HBO No happy Valentine's Day baby. No, no, no

Well that that put that in the card that you put on the meundees that you give her that put that in the card that you put on the meundees that you give her. Cause you can wrap it again. Wait, me and these meandies makes women panties. Yeah, they could get matching me undies those two. Yeah. So because he should start wearing women's panties. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

So a listener, he should be wearing. He should be wearing. He should be wearing. I love them too. This is how I would talk to Brian. No way. Are you fucking getting away? He would give me tough love.

I don't fucking recede on my door. Can I fucking send him pictures of him from time to time that I'm like, you owe me this money because you're fucking, you're a pussy. I do that for time to time. Yeah, it's okay. It's tough love is the only way to be. Really?

Yeah. Do you respond 99% of the time to tough love? Who fucking gives me anything but? Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my god. God, you did. Yeah, so those guys can get matching. I'm rich.

I mean this. Those guys can get matching thongs, the couple. Valentine's Day is near, it's time for... Because really, I mean, what's gonna happen? What do you get your wife for Valentine's cheer what are you looking at yeah I was thinking about getting my dogs miniaturized in resin that's pretty cool though yeah I don't know if I have enough time to do it I wouldn't know where to start that's pretty dope yeah but then she said she wants to get rid of the dogs.

So just, you know, she's tired of carrying around. They won't go up the stairs. So now I'm like, I don't know. Right. And you constantly have an aching back. She doesn't really. But she's not just made up in the best time to get her. Like, here you go. I love you. Right. So why don't you give her? Well, it may be for Valentine's Day, you can give her a list of kill shelters. You know, what I think I would do. What you gonna do? Me on these. Why not, dude?

Because here's the thing. You bring her out to a fancy dinner at say Applebee's, right? She's gonna shit that out inside of 24 hours. So she like flowers? You even bring your wife flowers? I have. Yeah, she like them. I love a good sunflower. Somebody

gives me a sunflower. So flowers and and and teiqueted antiquated antiquated. Yeah. Isn't that is it? It's unique. It's it out now. I mean, it's kind of like, is it like, is it forcing reinforcing reinforcing old gender roles? What's that supposed to mean? Is it still woke to give a woman flowers? Because I find that like... Oh, yeah, it's a thoughtful gesture. No, you know what? It's very like women get flowers, men get... We get cigars, right?

You get cigars? You get cigars, Waltz? You know what? You know what? And if I want to prove my wife that I'm... Yeah, that's what she's looking for. I don't think flowers is the way to go right. You're like I got you gender neutral me undies We're gender fluid me undies next month They're the perfect gift. They're soft. We all know that

There made exclusively out of is it Modal or modal modal? I'm gonna say modal Special limited edition Valentine's Day undies, Which means you and your Valentine can match. And yeah, it's as cute as it sounds. Is there anything you would wanna do less than like you see people in matching outfits? Like couples that go out like matching, oh it's the worst. I would pay big money to have to see you like you and Susanne dressed the same for a week straight I would love it. I think it would be it would be so funny

It's just if you were to like keep a straight face everywhere you go you come to the stash Right how long it takes gittems of two to real I'm so glad you got it you're dressed exactly the same You have fit. I would love it. It would be so fun. Don to do that? All right. What do you want me to do it for? I mean, it has to be for more than just get them. Oh my, just to see if they ever pick up on it. Well, Gim is going to hear this. So he's going to be looking for it from every time you show up.

It's his aunt is going to look and see what outfit you guys are wearing. It's just so frequent. Here's the other thing about me, Andes. If you don't like them, they're going to give you your money back. There's no refund on a bad fancy. You ever have a bad fancy dinner? Pay a lot, you order a steak until fucking charred up and shit. Well, before I learned how life works, I used to go out to get a lot of Valentine's Day.

And like they just add tables to every restaurant. You crammed in on this fucking single tables with a fucking 1A's whole couple Put to your left another fucking it and you're trying to pretend not to look at each other like so yeah, right? Oh, I've switched you learned the way the world so how does the world work then? What did you learn to learn that valentine's day? I'll do respect to resin dogs Just for jumps suck it another of resin dogs, just for chumps and suckers. Another chump, another chump, then. What was the other thing that was for chumps?

Oh, anybody who didn't feel that money was the most important thing on earth. Yeah, it's the most important thing on earth. Well, help is the most important thing on earth. Health, health, happiness. It's up there, but it's not the most important thing. Happiness isn't the most important thing. No.

I agree, health is up there. I agree health is up there. I think health is number one. Health is number two. What's number one? Happiness. I'm here to tell you, you can survive a long time without that. You might not be living with your life.

Yeah. I think if you're happy, yeah. If you're truly happy and you're not for faking it, I'm very happy. Why are you so defensive? You see that laugh're not for faking it. I'm very happy. I'm pointing to the defensive. You see that laugh? I'm laughing.

I'm laughing. Who the fuck are you? I'm seeing this. Who's this chump of question in my happiness? I'm not at all as I applied you weren't. Good. Continue. Go on up and shit.

I can't see that. The total, the body, the body posture changed too. Hey, dude, yeah. So have you been talking? I'm not happy. Would you hear? I think that that is the absolute key. I've met people who have a lot of money, who seem.

Yeah. To where I've been, I've went I wouldn't trade places with them. I really I know I've said that a couple times about trading places but like I I really would not trade places with so I just because they had money though. Would you trade places with someone who is 10 times as happy with happy as you 10 times as happy as you but dirt fucking poor dirt poor yeah well then I have to question now are they an invalid no they're not mentally no this is very happy they just don't put in so they're so like they're like they're like they're happy

I don't care about poor they don't care my don't like material things don't give a shit I don't like material things don't give a shit oh but 10 times is half oh I don't have this is the most important thing is that it's hard to get your is that it's hard to get your head around as like dick first post yeah yeah because like you see you see that like if you're

you're talking about like living on the streets like a homeless man that means they're like most it's 99% they're like living on the streets, like a homeless man. Oh, yeah. That means they're like most of 99% there. No, not living on the street. But like one bedroom apartment. Oh yeah. Yeah, you would drink, you would drink, your whole family into a one bedroom apartment.

And am I the only one that's happy and they're unhappy? No, everybody's happy. No, no, no. I'll give it to you, they're all everybody's sent out. Everybody's 10 times happier than we are now. Yeah. Yes. That seems like a stretch. I'm giving it to you, they're all everybody's 10 times. Everybody's 10 times happier than we are now. Yeah. Yes.

That seems like a stretch. But like that's, that would be like, we would be like living on like, like laughing gas then. Well, it's pretty sweet. I went to the dentist the other day. It's not that bad. Right? I mean, because 10 times happier.

What if, like, say you were like the Ingalls, like it was Substance Living. Oh, like little hasn't a prairie. Yeah I don't think I could be I don't think I could be ten times happier like going in an outhouse Dad to me like indoor plumbing is a factoring in my happiness. Right. How do you how do you get into a plumbing? How? Yeah, I'll tell you how money. Yeah, you don't fucking give it away for smiles. You got pay for that shit Yeah, but you're like you're I don't think you're being clear then why you when I'm trading it for though. I'm just bossing bulls Can I just read this call to action. This is what they say is fucking most important thing

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going on, all right? Yeah. I'm, I just wanna say before we get into the little cranky time, still jet lagged. I landed it and the second I landed, I started working and haven't stopped yet. So I'm not very, I'm not into the little cranky time. Still jet lagged. I landed it and the second I landed, I started working and haven't stopped yet. So I'm not very, I'm not very happy. This moment, Walter.

I just gotta find it. Where the fuck is it? Okay. Hot girl love triangle. All right. Okay. But this guy has a love issue. I'm not gonna give a name to anything. He's been dating a girl for three and a love issue. I'm not going to give name to anything.

He's been dating a girl for three and a half years. She's great tall, skinny, blonde, smart, and his best friend. But they don't connect physically. In college, he'd be friended a girl. It was also skinny, blonde, and smart. But they have extreme chemistry. Whenever they see each other, there's an extreme amount of electricity that is undeniable for both of them. If it wasn't for the girlfriend, the, I mean the, the college friend, he'd be happy in

his relationship, but now after knowing the new girl for over a year, he feels like he's missing out on something in his relationship with his current girl, which if you're not connecting physically, yeah, I'd say so. Here are the key facts. I already know the answer. Okay, they're all 23. The friend wants to be with him. That does change it a little bit.

The friend wants to be with him. He loves the girlfriend's family. The friend who wants to be with him makes a lot of money. And I'm not sharing any names, but I'm not even going to give you a visual cue. It shouldn't matter. It shouldn't matter. He didn't mention blonde a lot but it shouldn't matter. Q has that's why I'm not showing Q the picture.

I have the answer. My answer is already ready. Okay. So that's tall blonde one. That's the girl. That's tall blonde too I, I think, who is the, who is the, okay, yeah, he's running by, he's running a type. Yeah. Well, at 23, you shouldn't be fucking aware about any of this nonsense. But that aside, not connecting physically, that

seems like there'll be a major problem right? I think Walt and I are going to agree on this one. Let me say something Walt. Who could steal you away from your wife or make you doubt your relationship and your love for your wife? Oh, excluding you. What other woman could come in and even for a second make you doubt your relationship with your wife? I'm so glad. I'm so glad.

Boom. So that's how you know you're in a good relationship. If I'm in love and I'm with someone that I am with and into, no other woman has a shot at even fucking appearing on the radar in a meaningful way. This guy, by the fact that he is conflicted and writing emails and I hear what you're saying, buddy. I'm telling you if you were into this relationship like you should be in your 30s This is all nonsense for 23, but we'll go with it Then you would even need to write this email because none of this would be a question when you're with the right person These things don't even exist

All the told blondes and all the rough songs are true Yes, now, unfortunately, they really only apply to like 1% of the planet. You just got to hope you're in that 1% most people settle. Well, most people settled, what the love songs, sell them, says out, stop watching Game of Thrones. But maybe it's more fair to say maybe the love songs. I'm sure I first. But over time, the album doesn't get played as often as much. That is possible, but not if you're in that 1%.

1% yeah, the 1% is. 1% is. You don't wear that is? The album never you never need to flip the album on replay with infinite power So what what was your what was your oh you got a break up with girl number one fuck around with girl number two Let's just say higher and then go by your business Right but break up. Don't yeah, you don't cheat. Let me tell you And let me tell you why. Let me tell you why. Girl number one deserves a shot at a 1% relationship and she is not in it currently. She may think she is, but what do we always say, Brian? She's living in the matrix. Yes.

She's living in a created reality and she deserves to not be in that false reality. Now, can I just ask the question, there was no hostility, there was no like jumping down anyone's throat with this question. Well, nobody commented on us. Next week when he writes back, he wants to go right back like by those two fucking picks.

That's right, because right now my authority is absolute nobody's question Tell me what the question start that I get that I demand my happiness be recognized Yeah, it's tough go let her go Let her go so she can go and she'll physically connect with somebody and you probably don't want to think about that Her for your girlfriend physically connecting with somebody else, but yeah, it has to be the complete package. You can't be 23 and be like, oh, I'm going to marry this lady for the next fucking 60 years. Now.

Not connect physically? Come on. Yeah. Here's a second one. Okay. This is another little three way thing, right? I think this one seems pretty easy to me though. This guy and his girlfriend have been dating for seven years and so far everything has

been great with the relationship. Everything is still great. The problem is more of a person one. For about a month, I found myself in the middle of a very serious crush on my girl's best friend. I've always been attracted to her friend and because she's just because she's a very attractive girl, nothing more than that. Well that's shallow. Recently however my girlfriend and I have been spending more time with her

friends since they are both home from school and we thought it would be a great time to catch up. That's when he found himself becoming more and more attracted to her and thinking of her more terms of what it would be like to be with her than just being attracted to her. Her friend hasn't put out any vibes and as as far as he knows, there's no real chemistry between us other than two friends getting along. So the crush is completely one sided. The problem lies in the fact I'm very happy in my current relationship. I love my girlfriend.

I can't imagine a future without her. She's on the field. The feelings I have for her best friend are not only leading to confusion, but also to guilty feelings, as if I'm cheating on my girlfriend just for feeling this way. So he's confused Q. What does he do about these feelings? Okay, I got this one too. Feel those feelings. Even if you're one percenter, you're still going to be attracted to other, you're never going to wipe that out. And you shouldn't want to. Any girlfriend I've ever been with or

any girl I will be with, I would be a maniac to be like she's never going to be attracted to other people. Or find other people attractive. Yeah, it's insane. So give yourself a pass on that, buddy. You're allowed to be attracted to other people. It's in fact, it's involuntary. The nature of it is involuntary. Is it just a little strange? Well, is that it? He's like, oh, oh. You want to jerk off to your girlfriend's best friend, dude.

Go for it. That's your right. But I don't fucking tell her like this game of thrones fucking clown. Yeah. Oh yeah, keep that shit to yourself. Unless, you know, maybe girls into that. I don't know.

But it does sound like he's towing the line a little too close to he would, you know, if you're wondering what it would be like to be in a relationship with someone else, then, you know, you're not in that one percent. You should get out. Get out. Wondering where it's like to fuck someone else, do it, I'm with you. Go all the way. But at the end of that fantasy, you have to be like, yeah, I would never do it, but man, sure would be nice to fuck my girlfriend's best friend.

Right, and what's the point of, like you are, you approach that. Like he approaches that with the friend. If you're not getting any vibes, you just probably fuck your relationship and possibly fuck their friendship. You don't even know. Because maybe she'll hold the friend responsible. Maybe she'll be like, oh, yeah, shaking your little ass looking fine. The fact that he wrote that they're back from school, Lee's gonna believe that they were also young and I'll tell you this right now that you might break up and fuck this best friend six years down the line. That's what happened to me. Yeah, look at you, and look at you. Look at me, I'm happy.

Look at you, and look at you. Look at me, I'm happy. There was another one, man, there's so many. Yeah. This was a lady who works, she works somewhere and everybody's, all the guys are trying to mac on her. Like every guy is trying to mac on this poor girl. On wait, she's, she's, she's not, she, the girl who wrote the letters hot. I guess she must be, um, where she must be, I mean, that's an HR department. So she must be attracted. Well, she says, damn it. Where can I, oh, here you go. Okay. Uh, what do I do about all the mail attention? I get it work. I work at a dealership. I'm assuming a card dealership. I'm the only female in my department. Every single male wants my number. I have told most of the guys numerous times I'm not interested, but they keep asking. Who does it? Like I got to be honest with you, man. Like I've never been the type, like the approaching type. Like any other has to be for me it would have to be almost Set in stone so I don't fucking embarrass myself But to be like hey, can I get your number? They're like no

To go back a second time right to me shows a degree of psychosis Like even I can't fucking identify with right? It's not it's sexual harassment is what it is at that point. It makes her feel uncomfortable because she is not used to this attention. Most of the males, I am not attracted to. I'm only interested in one guy only. What should I do in this predicament? This is tricky. All right, because you can't really talk about reality in situations like this. You're saying gang bag.

No. Okay. That's an option. It's an option. The only thing to say in this day and age is like you just gotta be firm. You gotta say if it happens again, I'm gonna report you to HR. And that's it. Here's another thought.

You go to merch table. You get yourself a mug shut to you wear it to work and you're like, this is my boyfriend. He doesn't like you guys asking for my number. This is a picture of the side of his car. This is just because he dropped a bottle of wine. Imagine what he do to you. Yeah. Alternately. I have known girls who buy fake engaging rings and wear them. Shouldn't have to. This is the problem.

This is where we get into like a thin ice. You shouldn't have to do a lot of things in the world. And we, again, it comes down to like common sense. And I don't want to, I do not want to open this fucking can of worms. We should all be able to do things that we're not able to do But we live in a world we can't So you gotta be smart and fucking understand that and not By the engagement where it could you pretend you're a lesbian cue?

That's like I'm gonna take the guys off I don't like guys. Yeah, really, I'm like What are we trying to do? What's that? Well, you're awfully quiet. You have no advice for her, huh? How do you handle get them asking you out repeatedly? You checked out.

I don't think that we are, I don't know. I don't know if we're the guys, the people to be offering advice. Oh, I know, but they asked. Yeah. I'm not comfortable. I don't know if we're the guys the people to be offering advice. Oh, I know not, but they asked. Yeah, I'm not comfortable. Somebody asks you something. You have to answer regardless of your level, probably, with an arrogant tone. Yeah. Yeah. You have to be so cock sure of your answer. Um, what's this last thing? Hold on. Isn't it suck that like like it's like the which is the answer. Tom stop and if they don't stop, go to go and hear me your sources. But then you're like a whistle

blow or yeah, but then like even I'm who giving the advice would be like, so go to HR and turn into a fucking whistle blowing. Snitch, fucking snitch who deserves stitches. I know it's the right thing to do. There's still that thing of like, oh, you know, I know it's the right thing to do this still that thing of like oh Rebecca ruined everybody's good time at the dealership great, right? There was a party until until fucking human resources came in there was what other god damn it I can't find it now. This is not this is not a problem. This is another fucking spot commercial whatever. Oh yeah, I mean, how long we going? It's about this, huh, man? I'm gonna get home.

Yeah. I'm tired. Okay, let me see, hold on a second. This is good, can I say something for you? I've got some for you. Well, you're searching, I do wanna say something. Good. I've missed sitting at this table,

it's been like three weeks, this. Yeah, I have to be. I have missed it. I have missed you guys. I, this is, remains. one of the bright spots of every week for me. And even though I was on that amazing journey and that amazing adventure, I really did miss miss you guys and being here with you guys. I texted you. I legitimately missed you when you were gone. Yeah, like the only other person I ever missed a

Sage. Yeah, that was true. Like I understand how you felt, you know what I mean? Because I felt the same way because there was an inkling you were gonna come to the Manchester. Yeah, and then when I was there I was bummed that you weren't there. I was like, oh man, this would be so much better. You were going to go to England? Yeah, I like when I was moving shit around my passport fell in between the back cart, like the seat of the car. And I found it actually the day before the Manchester thing because I couldn't find it so I couldn't, I didn't want to make reservations and not have a passport.

And then I found it. That sucked. Yeah, because I was going to go out for the meat and do a spacewalk. He's maybe or something like that. The the the chick who who doesn't like Game of Thrones. Assuming that that you you're not eating correctly. I don't know something for you here. It's called Blue Apron. Nice.

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I got that email from the actual email from a friend. Yeah, I was looking for it the whole time was there Hi, my boyfriend contacted you about the TV shows and nudity what he did in mention was I'm currently going through a mental health issue that I've been going through for about seven years now I'm finally getting checked out to receive the help and diagnosis I need. We both believe it's depression. Every time you watch those shows, I spiral and sink even further. I ask him to stop watching them until I got help and counseling. But he recently told me after seven nights of arguing that he will drop them, finish

game of thrones and then be completely done with them. That's basically all we argue about. Everything else is smooth sailing. He's the one I want to marry and be with until the day I die. Just want to give you guys my side without him making me sound like a controlling bitch. I would love to watch those shows with him, cuddle up and join him together. I do. I just can't emotionally and mentally you right now.

Do that. Hopefully in the future, I can. All right. So maybe she's not a fatty. Maybe she knows. Maybe she is. Who knows? So she's depressed. She's been depressed for seven years. Depression is not a fucking license to tell other people what to do. And it seems so fucking arbitrary that she's like, this is the one show I don't want you to watch. And maybe someday we can cut a lep and watch it together. Probably, because I suddenly show you watches, it has, um, moon in the air. I was, she was actually turning me around until a one line in a letter

where she was like, we argued for several nights about it. Uh, to me, it's just like, there's several nights of it. To me it's just like- There's several nights of arguing. That's it right there for me that's done. You she has, I don't think she's out of bounds to be like look I'm going through the progression for whatever reason. This is one of the things that that doesn't help me along. Could you mind not watching one I'm not here or something like that.

And then if he says I still kind of want to watch it. That's it honey. That's it, honey. That's it. Sweetheart. You can't fucking nag him into shutting down the shows. Like you you made your honest plea. He said no. No, he said yes. No, after several nights of arguing, which means you know what? You're arguing. Yeah. Why? Yeah. Why? Because he wants to watch the TV show. He told them what to do. He still wouldn't do it. Huh? Why did you waste all that energy arguing, man?

To shut the show is down. You fucking idiot. But why? But what if now we're back to the original? Yeah. What if your wife was like, I'm depressed. I'd really rather you didn't watch hockey. I wish I just wish to watch a devil.

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I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be a little bit more careful. This has been a production of Smodco Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.