Tell Em Steve-Dave - #324: The Verdict

Episode Date: February 11, 2017

The stunning follow up to Brian Quinn's trial by fire...ants. Should he stay or should he go now? Music: Jamie Coon - Forgive Me

How could you get that excited about being white? Now I feel even better about that scene when I have stored in my room. Come on, co- Do you what you got, co? Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave. Q. No. You're supposed to be my friend. Yeah. Before I bought a Wrangler, why did you not tell me that with a Wrangler comes this social convention in which you're supposed to wave

to every other motherfucker in a Wrangler. You like the wave? I wasn't aware of it. Oh, I love the wave. I had to go get the license plates and the guy putting the plates on starts telling me about the wave because I know like on a motorcycle,

you know, you're all, you know, you're all, hey, what's up? Motorcycles, boats and Wrangler and Wrangler yeah is this the kind of card that you would have on the back like a tire thing that says have a nice day with the yeah it's what I draw it's not the that's not what my cover was that is that what the covers you usually say is that the car that goes life is good life is good that's not fine that will be on the back of a Wrangler well if if Dave the photographer owns it. Yeah, this our set photographer on comic book men whenever you're like, hey What's up? He's like life is good, and I just want to knock him on his ass Stop it. You don't think life is good. Oh

How bad can a thing with you jeep? I'm sputtering How bad could it be with you? I was sputtering. It's gonna be intense. It's gonna be really kind of question. What happened to your partner? Covered, so we stole it? Let's just, how do I say this? It's hard for me to say things like this anymore, but...

You were in an urban neighborhood? No, no, no, no, no. I had to put an IJ one on the back. I just have to know. Take a bite. I'm not a true muscle. It just made the car a little bit more recognizable. People saw the bad man. I got followed home. Oh, okay. That was that. So I have to get rid of it. Too high profile Batman. I loved it. You think there'd be enough Batman's out there though that people wouldn't immediately read Wranglers with a Batman symbol on it. Very specific kind of learns. Yeah, I would I would not be down with the mandatory wave to every fool that drove by that just happened to have the same brand of the car I did and it's but it's not the same brand

Right, it's not like if you see somebody in a Cherokee No, no, you turn your head the other way like a Harley would turn to a rice burner. Yeah, well I don't I think you look at I think you're picking up on a wrong handle What is the proper handle to pick it up by it's a friend like it's a Social and racial boundaries a Wrangler. Yeah Like man, what about associate social economics. Yeah, I's not driving it like a man. Well, what about social? It's social economic social. Yeah, that's so true economic. Of course. Really? It's not at the it's not the higher end of the now of the Jeep market. Not at all. No. I think it's like the Rubicon and the Sahara are more

expensive. Well, it's the sport as I the standard sport Sahara Rubicon. Right, but this Sahara in the Rubicon you look at it and you're like, what am I going on safari? I kind of need all this shit brush guards and winches and all the rest. Well, the reason that I got a Sahara I just cut this off while we get there naturally is because of the the interior, you know, all you get the bells and whistles. Like a crocodile hunter over here. Yeah. He's wiching the alligator out of his mouth. Yeah.

That's not a knife. That's not a knife, ow. This is a knife. Son. Yeah. I think at the Rubicon because there's no difference on the bells of it. We go off-roading Not by traditional You count that

I went off-roading first time ever been off-road and ever I went to... Took the Prius. Took the... No, my wife said, I don't know what kind of car my wife has. I can't remember. It's like almost like an RAB4. I don't know what it is. I can't remember now. But we took a ride up.

Didn't know anything about it. Only on Mike's recommendation to the town that time forgot or Mike, my kid and I are doing the weird New Jersey tour. Like she wants to do weird New Jersey things and take photographs there. She's doing some sort of project. She'll ask if Uncle Brackie come along. She might be. Did we're in New Jersey tour?

Yeah. No, she didn't ask if Uncle Brackie was a free that that happened. All right. I was just wondering, I have a four wheel in the vehicle, but So I we've done two we've done two stops and then we're we're in the Jersey tour first one is a Midget house and brick We finally found that I was just like I wanted to explode and be like I can't fucking believe we just drove down here to see this piece of shit

Right like give me like how does this worthy of being in a magazine? I was so angry. It's the best the mages could do. Uh, it's terrible. It's just like a little... Yeah, it's like a little shed. Mm-hmm. It's, it's not, it's not, no maget really lives in there.

Or has ever lived in there. I thought it was like a midget town. No. No, just a midget shed, huh? So I asked Micah, I was like was like where did you you told me about this That's deserted Mm-hmm. Oh, it deserted midget town. No, this is this could be a town of Normal people could live in this town if they wanted to but I don't know why I didn't ask enough questions about it because

First off, it's not a fucking town. I expected a town, like a small town that deserted buildings, houses, and I should ask why was it deserted at the beginning of it, but I didn't. So Mike's over too so far. Well, no, Mike did not. I recommend the Midget House. I knew about the Midget House for some reason I knew about it. I looked it up online and we found it, but the town that time forgot is just one street. It's a street. It's a street. That time forgot? It should be the street that time forgot and the street

was with only five houses on it. And the houses are just empty. I mean, you could see that over at Mulboro. Exactly. Exactly. They took an hour and a half drive to see this street and it was so upset that we were just like, well, there's going to be other stuff around Exactly, it took an hour and a half drive to see this street and it was so upset that we were just like, well, there's got to be other stuff around here which is drive around. And we got caught taking up these, I mean, we're talking, it's in the middle of nowhere.

New Jersey. But your midgets came running. Oh, yeah! And some car was following us and we couldn't find our way back to the main road. So I took this turn off on off road, took us on a real off road. Like there was no pavement and that car was falling us and my wife and my kid were getting so.

That was a Debbie was invited to. Yeah. Okay. I'm just wondering. Get that. Sorry. And maybe me and Kay will go on our own fucking weird New Jersey tour. Hey, she like Midget House is no, not you. Kay, Kay, who doesn't want to go with her, maybe she

want to go with her cool guy. That's a huge, huge, huge. But that's what you know what, you can come. No, I'm right. Come to the Midget House. I gotta be honest with you, I don't think there's anything in the weird New Jersey tour that's worth seeing. Oh man, that's a bummer because you really like that magazine. No, I don't. You're selling it. I'm selling it. Don't you endorse every single thing that you sell here?

I gotta be honest. Every time I looked at it, I was like, this magazine is laid out really odd. It's like, it's hard on the eyes. It's not like the layout. You need a new like just magazine layout. Here's the problem with New jersey and a lot of these urban Exploration type things is anything really cool was knocked down like five to ten years ago Otherwise, you're like I went to Centrelia in Pennsylvania where there was like they used the Thing in

Your clothes not Hills not hills and eyes but fuck what was that other movie? It was based on a video game, their monsters and shit with like the trailer head not doom. Resident Evil? Not Resident Evil Silent Hill. Silent Hill where there was an underground fire due to like an explode in a mining explosion. Right, here Pennsylvania, right? Yeah, and then all the heat like bubbled up through the ground, so the tar and shit is all bubbly and the house, everybody had to evacuate. And then yeah, and then you go there and you're like, again, it just looks like a bunch of rope. It was far, bro. And like, just sort of steam coming out of the ground.

And you're like, all right. I could have looked at this on YouTube, right? Yeah. But the time I think YouTube was that popular, but I might have been able to, yeah. I could have saved a trip. At one time, it did have a lot of, people as people didn't want to move out.

So there was a lot of houses and everything. And they finally just did a massive buy out and just demolished houses As soon as they bought them all out like the whole ride up I'm going like if this is a whole town that's deserted Why don't they just let homeless people move into this town? I was saying that was telling like we're trying to figure out Why would a town? I was like and you know, I worried about like maybe was pollution or you black mold or something. Why would a town need to be deserted and where should we even be going up here?

Are we in harm's way? Mike wouldn't put in harm's way. Well, I know Mike likes to wear New Jersey, so he would take the risks. He's an adventurer. Mike. He was trailblazer. Mike likes to wear New Jersey, so he would take the risks. You know, too. He's an adventurer. Mike. He was trailblazer. He would take the risks to see the town that time forgot.

So you guys went, let me make the very fine distinction between off-roading and going on a dirt road. Because there's dirt roads where you can can cut through like by newvisink river road like that's sage and I that's that's off road I knew it was most in there's no pavement there's no concrete anywhere there's no pavement dirt with big holes technically it's a road those bottles yeah technically it's a road because you can see the street sign there's still there's street signs, but like I'm like who's even bothering a comeback here Like who would be even you know, but there's a car following us And they were so freaked out because they were we came to a bridge

And two cars came fit over the bridge at the same time. So the car that's following us We turned around I turned around. It's like oh, he stopped following us. I wonder where he went because there's no other place You could go We went over the bridge and we came to a tree stopped following us. I wanted to worry. He went because there's no other place he could go. We went over the bridge and we came to a tree was down there. We had to come back the other way. And they were so worried about the car that didn't follow us. What happened to it? Turned out, we figured out he just stopped and was just

fishing in a pond. Yeah. He did a little off-roading and then went fishing. In their head that he was like, he was dissecting a body or something. It's just an odd first thing to jump to. Well, it's weird news here. You're a lot of movies, bro. You know, is that the first thing you think about?

You know, you don't hear the banjo playing? No, no. I mean, life experiences. You don't squeal into the minutes later. You don't, yeah, you don't do, you don't think of a net-bady scenario where you're... Maybe I think about it, but not in a fearful way. I'm probably excited to say this actually. Way to go to my brain when the wind is open.

Did you watch a Super Bowl? Yeah. I was. I think. It was something. That was some ending. Yeah, I was telling you before, it was like heart pounding.'t my heart doesn't pound only if I'm watching the devils so for it to make my heart pound It's got to be

It's got to be an amazing game and only sports can do that in my opinion There's no other form of entertainment that can make a heart pound in sports movies not a chance So last time that double played your heart pound 2012. Okay. Maybe a roller coaster. Okay, that's more of a physical thing. But I wouldn't call that a television show or a movie or something you sit down and watch.

That's pretty crazy man. You got your money's worth on that on something. It's free. It's free. It's like broadcast free. I mean, everybody gave up on the game every single person I know is like this game sucks. I'm done. Well seems like a lot of people walked away third quarter or third Did I walk away? I walked away

I guess I watched Like the last four minutes of the second quarter are they quarters or heads? Yeah quarters four minutes of the second quarter, are they quartered her head? Yeah, quartered her head. And then Gaga came on. Yeah. And I was impressed with her lack of message. Her message was very light. It was like one of inclusiveness, but there was no fucking hard-quantal shit.

Put a tour on sale the next day. Right. She was fucking a friend. I didn't know that it was a tie. No, there was apparently rumors she was going gonna go after trump and it was gonna be satanic and all the time i don't know that i don't know that i did not hear that rumor that why is she why on earth would she have something satanic is she known for satanic music with that fucking

no no it was that we have a satanic music would be a satanic message uh... satanic messages with that was what i that was. Why is she again? Is she associated with any, how, with the devil over music? No, I just think with her, like, the whole meat dress and going for a shock and like awe, that people thought someone, I guess, I don't know. Why would it be so wide, but like, well, I know what she's going to do, something satanic. That's, and people, because no one knew what she was going to do, and that's what they,

they were running. That was the go to. I don't know. Well, no, it was satanic. There was that's what they were running. That was the go-to. I don't. Well, that was satanic. One was satanic and one was definitely anti-bush. Bush? I mean, anti-trom.

That'd be great, she started ripping on that. I washed up on the field. He's in a wheelchair with that smile. It's just such ripping into him. I know, I've seen a couple of lip slips and she's definitely anti-bush. Kaboom boy. Yeah.

No way. I never thought she was gonna do anything. You didn't think she was gonna make at least once, see, I thought she was in a no-win situation. Why? Because if she does, she does perform and she doesn't say anything anti-bump, then there's a lot of people who are like,

you had a platform. Yeah, you had a platform. You could have let people know are like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no had to because otherwise I'm going to stop liking the guy on Twitter. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I kind of muted him in life. Let's see him here. Every morning when I walk in Mike, it's like, Oh, do you see what Ladondo posted this morning? I'm like, you know what? I'm like, I've gotten fed up with him. And I'm like, I stopped like, I almost did mute him on Facebook. I think Ladondo would be best served. He should either move to a sanctuary city. I think he lives in a sanctuary city. Stanislaus sanctuary city?

Pardon New York City, yeah. I mean, it's the one part of that you would not put people to a sanctuary. So what'd you say? No, you don't sound understand, I don't. Or we can trade him. I would say trade him, let one Muslim guy come over here. Yeah, send Ladondo over there Wobsy

Although he lives in a in a first world country doesn't live in like sure nothing Well, I don't know. I mean I I've I just I have emuted him, but I don't really go on anymore I deleted all news apps off my phone. There's too much. I don't watch the news. For two weeks now, I have a blissfully ignorant of anything going on in the world. It's amazing. So, yeah. It's way too big.

Oh, I think so. Yeah, I think so. Well, I just, I find, like, I'm just, like, this, this, and I'm a fan of hypocrisy, but, uh, I think I need but I like it. The last six years would prove that. But it's just like, I just, him, just everybody who's screaming now about like

the refugees and, and, and returning people away. And there should be no nations and no borders. I'm like, where the fuck were any of you people when like the war was starting? Or like, when people like, we're dying left and right over there, like, how come I'm only, where the fuck were any of you people when like the war was starting or like when people like we're dying left and right over there Like how come I'm only seeing these more just what were we talking about just anything like what were you talking about the first The time about the after 9 11? No, that was everybody was happy then the like people have been getting bombed and killed

You were People have been getting bombed and killed on just what you were you were and I racking out of everybody I'm not super shocked We did, I made the detour with this, yeah What are you talking about, everybody? Was happy to tell us yellow words I was talking about the United States What? The Iraqis didn't like it, then we literally

They don't get me free So, what like the, yeah like Obama's been waiting for They didn't want to wear jeans Which were on strings As much as we had a PR company telling us that they want to wear America they want to wear blue jeans and listen to rock and roll That was the Russians too right I mean we've been we've been bombing people over there for for years and now all of suddenly it's a big crisis and a big problem it's because it's some people want to hate on Trump

for any possible reason. So when, so when somebody, I mean, the Russians have been fucking bombing the shit out of them. I know he says that. What about that? Do not know how many crisis in the world,

there's so many people who are in pain and in need, but now is the time that they choose, but they've ignored all the other things. But now is the time for them to march and stuff. And this is like, good. I actually, I like that they're marching. I think it's a good thing. So go for it.

Does marching around accomplish anything? Yeah, I think it does. Does it? Well, you depends on it. It depends on how you do it. Go ahead, explain now. Well, no, sometimes you have those protesters who are like the block off roads and streets and everything and that just pisses people off because it's like, you know, it's not our productive.

Yeah. Because you're turning people against your message because it's like they're against you now and then whatever your message is. Just hold it up traffic. You're trying to get home well. There's some protest. Yeah, it depends. I think it also depends on the protest though. I mean, if I'm going to go home and

the protest is 180 degrees against my belief, then of course I'm going to be angry. But if it's a cause that I may be strongly say, like I believe in that cause, I may just be mildly angry that I can't get home then. So people are protesting. Not enough where I'd ever get out and be enjoying the course. They're like, down what, yeah, you wouldn't get out of your car. You can't just see my car's all muddy from off-roading and shit. Yeah.

So there are people out there, they're protesting physical comics. They want digital comics only. You're in your age. Well, I couldn't't be I couldn't be yeah I would I would would you run them over would you break the yeah I might pull you know line yeah I might have to kill one in protest really off-roading on their heads just as a you know a symbolic I go down as a martyr but so what at least you know the vehicle

can be at least you know at least for been planning and you get to go to heaven and at least a universal they'll still be around it. And you'll get to go out you'll get to go up to heaven and hang out with seven to 72 virgins who are reading comics. I'm not dead am I? Well yeah it's true and the

crazy doesn't have a death penalty so yeah well you're still a martyr though yeah I'm'm imprisoned for life There's shit people go to prison for life. I'm like why dude What you have to do is not do that one thing not do that one thing like it's crazy though The shit people do like especially like he did the moment type stuff Yeah, like they get real mad and they're like, kill their spouse or the boy from a boy. When you got your gun, I was afraid that was coming down.

I was like, imagine that you don't fall into the category of somebody who would be like, well, I don't think he should have a gun because he dropped the bottle of wine and destroyed his car. Yeah, I mean, that's the whole car. I didn't shoot the car Look at my shot the car then you know if you had to go on you was there a chance you would just shot the car I was pretty much

I shot the car Especially if I had the shotgun I would have taken the whole fucking windshield out I don't know get a minute you explain this to me. Yes, sir. You're pretty well-read guy and This is without me taking a position on either way. But why? I'll brave of you. I'm not taking a position on anything anymore ever. But why get them, are people opposed to having

stringent immigration rules or strong borders? Like I can't figure out why people are opposed to that. Do you have a... or strong borders. Like I can't figure out why people are opposed to that. Do you have a... I think it's, to them it's either it's open borders or it's closed borders. I think it's being viewed as anti-Muslim,

not anti-immigrant, but... Well the border would be nice. You see a lot of people who are protesting they're younger people who are very, they're always idealistic. You're girls, are they? Oh, I love it idealistic. Your girls are they? Oh, I love it. Yeah.

They just love to see the passion. They're passionate. Their hearts are beaten. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm like, wait till you're in your 30s, Gauze. Right. Wait until the wait. You got to pay your own first bill. That's when I mean, when it starts changing in my room.

I mean, the first time you're responsible for that, you're like, oh, wait, maybe the world is a work like I think it works. Yeah, there's a lot of idealism and with the younger people. And like, I don't, as it should be. I think most of the people that are coming over here like to be like, we need to keep it safe from terrorists. I think it's probably not, that's not really the problem. I don't think you're importing tons of terrorists.

I just, I don't. I think the problem is more like you take it all these people over here who have no idea about like assimilating into a first world country. People are from a war-torn fucking shithole and have no idea like, well, what do they do now? You put them in a settlement and then somebody's gonna get mad about that. Like, what do you do? I don't know. I don't got the answers, Q. I tried to ask him, I figured he would know. I don't see no. Look at him. I don't know. Yeah, but even even singling out those those seven countries, which I believe in

I understand why that annoys people, but like there's been a whole rallying cli of like no borders That like we should be a totally open nation. It's just like that. I don't want that like just to people really want that and why That seems crazy because they haven't thought thought of because it's it's not no They're led to you're led to travel freely across the country. Aren't you in Europe? It was well Because of the EU passport you're saying yeah, right you're like able to go What's happening? I think yeah look what happened in great an overexaggerated. Yeah, it's gonna happen, but it happens here too. About about the same type. Yeah, it's Americans doing it. I mean, you can't stop that. Good old

fashion American once again, we got to write to do. Come on, and here you're talking about people from other countries shooting up the moon. That's all right. Can't do that. Yeah, but they're moving away from that. That's England's out. That's not going to stop what you say you think they're gonna build a wall in good Well, I think the whole point of them doing the exit thing is the Brexit thing is so they could secure their borders and put a clamp on immigration, right, but Why is the wall a bad thing? That's what I don't understand like everybody's against it. It's a symbolic symbolic That's what I don't understand. Everybody's against it. It's symbolic of isolation.

Right, but it's symbolic. But it's also, aside from being a symbol, it's also an actual wall keeping the border from society. I think it's impractical though. I think so. I don't see it. Well, money wise and just like, even the wall that's up now, there's like, because you can't restrict people's access to their land, so there's these huge holes

in the wall. And for what I understand, there's also a wall that Mexico maintains in the southern portion of the country that we help pay for. I might be wrong, so if everyone wants to say I'm fucking stupid and whatever, that's okay. But, you know, because you want us to try to stem the flow of drugs from South America into Central America and then up here. I don't. I want the drugs. I don't understand how it can be beneficial to both sides of it. Don't people travel all over the world to see the Great Wall of China?

Like, if you built one, it looked like that. Right. It could even be a tourist attraction as well. You would think yeah. Right. And that was to keep out the words of Mongols, right? Yeah. But like if you build a replica of that. Right.

So people don't have to go over there and see it. But you build one that looks just like it here. I don't know how much it would cost, probably cost a lot, right? It's a build a great Wallachina here. But the charge people take photos. Couple bucks. No, you don't charge people, but it helps the communities

surrounding the wall though. It's some tourist dollars coming in. Yeah, it's the same, T-shirts. But you could probably buy not building that wall. Either your great wall or Trump's wall, all the money I can go into it, you would, like that that's you saving a lot of money by not building that wall. No? Oh, yeah. You save a lot of money by not doing a lot of things. Right. What I'm saying is like to build a wall for tourists to come look at for money.

Well, it's not just, it's not just to look at, it's also to serve two purposes, is to keep, also to serve two purposes is to keep some people out. Both sides work on both sides. We can't go in either. It's not like we can go over inside that wall. Stop us from going over to. Nobody ever brings that up. I don't ever hear anybody saying that. Because I don't think you see hordes of Americans flocking to Mexico. I don't think they have that same problem. What are we gonna do, man? These people are... These people are... These people are...

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Yeah, I mean, it's a big problem with like, with gangs, like a lot of gang people. Somebody just, I saw in San Francisco, somebody in one of the sanctuary cities, some dude fucking killed the lady and it's like, it's been like to port at eight times and he keeps coming back and we got got lots of other stuff. But you can't blame the Mexican gangs as there's a lot of gangs out there that have nothing to do with Mexico. Oh, no, we can't get handle on it either. No, no, I'm not talking about that.

This won't make anything to stop it. Look, I love the Mexican Mafia. I'm down with the Norteinius. I'm down with the Swarim News. There's some brutal, for the world. Amos 13, yeah. They're like, like they're, heartless.

Heartless, man, cold blooded. Yeah, like when you get, when you have like young women with kids like who have a giant 13 tattoo on their face, you're like, that's a committed person. Any exceptions can, can somebody like me could, if I was going up and around and I could, I apply if I want to join the gang or is it now? Not now. But let's say, let's say in another, another world I grew up where this gang activity was.

And I befriended some of them. Could I be like, I mean, I want to join the gang. Could they let me in or is it against up totally? I couldn't do it. I think what is that noise? That's just upstairs or they're working upstairs. Oh my god. On the roof. The remodeling it. I think you would be better served to like, I mean, they're not around the anymore. But what they make it to the west is or is it just like you know you got to be full-blooded, uh, Hispanic? Uh, I would think most like I mean I've seen quite a few documentaries and I've never seen one pale Irish guy months ago. We got you on the ground! Let's go slice off somebody's face. It's a you got your own gang man.

I just in a way though, that's wrong too though. I know. I mean I think that it's to the Latin Kings to join. I was before the Supreme Court. I mean aren't they feel feel the heat of this all inclusive Arrow that we live in? I think that now that we look liberals. We know you hate Trump. Okay. Let's go over Let's go after like Maris Alvachuka. Let's let's tell them like guys. Well diversity around a little diversity in the gang It's all what Nicaraguan's I. It's a Nicaraguan based gang. Let's get some Irish guys in there. Let's get a couple black guys in there. Let's get some Italians, a couple Jewish guys. Yeah. A national, like a US nation's of

United Nations. United Nations. Sorry, United Nations, just like the comic show and just like movie show where it's never like an all black gang or an all Asian gang or anything. It's always like, here's a white guy, here's a black guy, here's a Hispanic guy, that should reflect real life. And I know that people think they were f**king around. We're saying this, but if they were to do it though, think how, think how much better prison would be for these people. Like, you know, you, like, you know, how they, like, prison, like, you know, they separate into these gangs. And they, and they don't, and they don't mingle.

And it's always like color. And they don't mingle. This way, though, like if you break down at wall, prison might be a much less violent atmosphere though. We should get these gangs Wranglers They all wait He'll see him waving at everybody because you're good feeling. That's a pretty good idea. I think that like like By not by let's just stick into your own your own gang in prison though. Yeah, you're never gonna break that cycle though So you're in the area in brotherhood in prison and you're like at the next like meeting after they read the minutes, you're like, okay, I'd like to be recognized. How about we let some black guys.

Valencia say. Because they will they will deal with like black games, you know, because obviously gangs are not like, hey man, racial pride for the most part, it's about money and the like who's selling the drugs and who's bringing in contraband and all that other shit. So they will work with those other gangs, but though they don't, I guess, respect their race. I don't get it. You were talking about passion for like your heart thumping

for the Super Bowl and the devils and shit. Like these guys like, they're heart thumps for their Super Bowl and the bells and shit like these guys like their heart Thumps for their fucking race, and I'm like, I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't understand it. I'm like, how could you get that excited about being white? To be that excited about the jeans that made me look like this. God damn, I wish I had more black jeans. They're all like like black guys from I mean there's a couple fat guys You know like you know like like like that Erkel show the doubt pretty fat. Yeah, that's your go-to Well, he's pretty fat Albert fat Albert sure fat Albert

But like by a large like a lot of like a lot of black dudes like they just like the muscular and shit man I wish I had some more black muscular jeans in me Yeah I mean kids just working out I could but I would never be I would never have that same like tone Connecticut Not what the black gel guys or just black people in general fat Albert well

I found out you're working about Better fitting in shape probably work on it right yeah probably I guess they all do what else are they gonna do So you're saying it's face Yeah, well you're locked down for like 23 hours. Yeah, so you're saying it's I don't need more black jeans I just need to get off my ass, which? Fat news baby. Oh yeah. Boom, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Boom, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

Boom, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Pratt news. Ooh, chicken. Yeah, I'm gonna start, I'm so fat. I gotta start Doing the Fitbit thing. Yeah, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go on Yeah, so I got a prescription Fitbit for my fucking doctor No, I'm gonna have to start you said Yeah, unless I want to die of a fucking heart attack like fucking a white fat Albert

Playing a radiator in the fucking junkyard Yes, I invented it is just fit bit your idea that it's going to help Yes, there's somebody recommend you a fit, but. No, why? You think someone was like, uh, something like, what's that? I don't think they work. Oh, you don't think they work? I think that they, I've heard that they,

that the, it's not accurate. Mm-hmm. And it's just, Who are you talking to? I agree because he had the same spiel. Yeah. And that, like, you could fool it. When you're not really doing anything,

it's giving you steps, it's giving you fake steps. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I'll do. I don't have anything Apple Watch is better. Well, it has it on it. I know that it has the counts of steps. Well, I'm a movement watch kind of guy. I'm a VM TV. Maybe all the way Fuck it. Let me see if we have a move A move and a way before we jump into that I want to give a shout. Can I give a shout out? It's been a long time since we've done it Press that kind of but it's an ant I want to nominate him for ant of the week Is there okay? We're gonna answer the week I Yeah, this is this is causing me pause because I like I'm kind of down right now on answer a lot of fucking

Well, I got one but now I love this idea about Antidawik and I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you why he's gonna turn around because you could also get you probably into Universal Studios for free. Oh, I know it is Mike. I know this guy's no, it's Justin. No feels so free. Oh, I know it is Mike. I know this guy's no, it's Justin. No, you're just there. No, that's that's my answer to we just I don't know who this Justin is. He got me as a universal. Well, we shot an episode in Universal. It was last week. That's why I was out of town. And the sign to us was like a guide, someone like a tour guide for the park. And the first thing he started asking me about was a trial Turns out he's a hardcore aunt his name is Mike the listen since day one. He was he on the show? No, no, you met that guy right? Well, I met that guy. Yeah, he's a good dude. He's a concierge of the hotel

Yeah, that's what you're talking about him and his brother. No, they're answer They're everywhere. It's like bike club, bro. You there everywhere Answer Every way, it's like fight club. Oh, yeah, I'm everywhere I was in food town shop on the other day and dude probably around our age like maybe the Ten as I do he goes I know that's all you want it So this guy Mike he is I mean steeped in talent see baby knows everything and what did you do for universe? He's a VIP tour guide oh yeah um and uh he he's like if you go um you get like paid to not wait on lines and stuff like that

I did that I did the pay though yeah he that's him and uh he's a fucking he's a suit like sometimes you're like I don't want to spend my entire day walking around with a stranger I'm I'm I'm I you're thinking the same thing I'm I am too because I'm like, sometimes you're like, I don't want to spend my entire day walking around with a stranger. I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking. I am too, because I'm like, wow, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna like kick off and to the week. Yeah.

And we're gonna give it to a guy. Yeah. That just gave you a couple of free passes to you. No, we're gonna give it free pass. We should have made his life so much easier. Everything was couple-bentary. He fucking hooked me up. I did a need looking up. I was in a

university employee for the week. I was working. He kept the fucking commoners away. Well, he didn't really do that. No, he fucked up. No, super nice guy, and I know he's listening. He wanted to know how to trial and did all that stuff. He was a lot of people efficient for inside info. Yeah, he was great. So I want to say hi Mike. And you know how at the end of Animal House, it says go if you go to Universal Astro Babs,

if you go to Universal Florida, ask for Mike. Right. And he'll be like, hey, how's it going? And like, hey, hey man hook me up Fucking poor Mike Nice guy, but anyway fit bit yet. Well, even if it doesn't work answer the week. Let's say it doesn't work I know the week like yeah Can I get an answer the week song from Jay star or something?

Yeah, let's yeah, let's see like you really want to make this and like a weekly feature. How do we going to? People could submit why they should be answering. I don't want to do it though. No, I'm done I'm actually yeah, I need a break too many people shit on you. Yeah, so who's gonna who's gonna take on aunt of the week? Get them get them good. They're reading the Worthiness. I think you know, then they'll just attack him. Get him. What's your email? Get him.

Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him.

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Get him. Get him. Get him. Get It's only stamp. All right. It's worth it. He's fucking handed a week. Yes, but now we're getting to me doing something. It's only stamp. But now you're talking reciprocation. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sending him a couple of my vinyls for my personal status. Oh, super nice guy. Anyway, there's the enemy.

I want to say it. It's my enemy. If you want to be up for, you want to apply to be in a week What do you got a send an email to get him Steve Dave at gmail.com please stuff sent him he pictures of guys chests Um, what kind of thing are we looking for we're looking for people who do good and things are just looking for what are we looking for? Well, I'm looking for who helped me out But sure I won't figure it out.

Yeah, maybe if they did something, tell them Steve Dave related, like they got a tat or they got a, or they, you know, or maybe they got it etched into their skull, like Tom Brady. Yeah. Like Tom Brady's number. That'd be great.

All right. Yeah, some of that. Yeah, here is his journey. His journey's got still, I know. I was reading that this morning. I, yeah, I didn't read it before. I saw that. An of the way. Shhh. Um. His jersey got stolen. I was reading that this morning. I yeah, I didn't read it

You know he was taking a lot a lot of flat too before that before this Super Bowl win because he's friends with trump They're there. They were he was other fucking They were coming down on on Tom Brady. He's a rich white guy. Does anybody doubt that he's friends? But is he the greatest ever cute time right now you got your fit but i just want to just want to nail this i want to get now and now it's a bit acid i don't know enough football to say

but i have what i want but i think if if if the social media yeah can proclaim that you has deemed tom Brady the goat greatest of all time. I thought you were talking about Trump. I think that he'll get Tom Brady.

I'm also ready to endorse Trump as the best president of all time. Trump is the goat. Trump is the P-goat, the presidential goat. But like his could get back to Tom Brady like in practical jokers, Q deems Tom Brady. You think that Tom Brady gives a fuck well he was he double tweeted uh when lebron james called him to go yeah but look you talk about legit are you not you're not a professional athlete but you are on a level with with lebron james i am nowhere near a level of lebron james he yes you are that is Physically

But like you are in that you are in the you are in that you are in the same air You breathe the same air Well, all right, well regardless of you I know you're being humble right now I mean humble you know what you're in at a week next week You know what you're in at a week next week. I know. This week's my just show up. This week's universal mic. It's my own. It's my own.

It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own.

It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own.

It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. It's my own. answer what asked that I'm the last one on the show that will give like a an authentic opinion on something next so be ready okay I want to waffle him well do you say waffle yeah yeah I'll go ahead and and say he's the best quarter back of all time oh no no no the greatest the greatest he's the goat and NFL player of all time yes sure that's sure I don't know I don't know. I don't know what to think about. That doesn't need to be said. The sure you wanted to say just a little good back to him. Yeah, of course. Oh, well then yes, I would say that he is. Can we, can we make like like you could be in the week if you get this if you we get this trending that BQ balls. You know,

every day. BQ proglaims Tom Brady goat No, that's a good thing now to go I don't want to part of that all right Brian Johnson I'm able to go to you then you're not as big as a braw, but you got to be I mean I'm like I'm like a Bench warmer maybe like a guy who sees action and are there any guys in the NBA who see no action or the 12th man Who is the famous Philly Philadelphia 6 man? It was Bobby. What was his name? Oh yeah. Yeah. Bobby Jones. Was that it? Bobby Jones? Yeah. Yeah. I remember it was like he was the guy. He was the six man. He was the six man of the year. Or maybe the Bobby Jones of Tom Steve's name. Sure. Why? Well, I'm going to say he's deaf. He's the goat. I mean, he was to go. I thought he was to go before this.

You know I'm a big Tom Brady fan. You've said it many times. This is guy who was allegedly deflating balls. Or was that somebody else allegedly and I mean, that we're over inflating one of the two. Under inflating. Under inflating. I think that has to be that's it's almost comical now for anybody to bring that up now. After doing what he's done now, you know, I'm just I'm just I'm just wondering if this is the same guy. I'm not condemning it before it. Only better answer. We'll say that. I'm the guy that deflated the balls. It's said to be like I couldn't agree to greatest of all time. I couldn't agree more, which is why I wanted to privacy before I said yes, he is the greatest of all time So that's what goat stands for greatest of all time mother fucker. You didn't know that no

You didn't know it after and he just fucker said it ten times I don't know I don't know I thought it was like the walrus or something like that. I like the goat in the Charlie Brownsense Is he the um based on what you've told me I believe so yes. Taking it into consideration the under inflated balls. Well I did hear all the booing that they were given was it go down. Yeah, but he was handing them over the trophy. Right. So it was somebody in the back like you can go fuck yourself.

Oh, because that was the guy who was trying to spend it. Yeah. It's to try to try the tarnishes image. You can't tarnish that image. And then I think it was some under I tried to tarnish his image was saying go fuck yourself. No, that was a fan. Oh, is this the guy remember one of occasion? Yes, I slept in his bed. I slept in his bed. I sleep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Oh, you got your His I love your face on the sheet. That's right. For good. You guys just I love your shoes on the sheet He put his head right or is that I heard he sleeps upside down so it's probably well Giselle was also on the bed then so Probably proper up with a pillow. Oh, yeah, he put it like she was on her

She's on her stomach and he put Oh, Queenie's a lucky We probably like conceived a baby in their room Maybe you got a sister. Does he have kids does it? Yeah, right? Now I feel you better about that seam and I've stored in my room I also sucked it out and spit it into a pile Just continue on the generation that I'm gonna put it in some lucky woman How did you know he stayed in the room?

You did I can't remember now because they they told you they told me yeah They told me they show the video This was the goats room No Costa Rica that could be the different things should have been in the in the in the running was 2000 Where are we in it was 2011 2011 here. He would he would win a Super Bowl I think right after that that season against Seattle. Alright so it's unanimous. Yeah Tom Braide to go let's hope it gets back to

him and it would be awesome if he tweeted like What an honor was to be cool to 13 years be Waited the goat by the Tom Steve Dave podcast. I'm she doing like my somewhat reluctantly, but still Maybe should do like maybe guys should do what Mike and Ming do and like record like a so get other states Your honor ready to get your honor they're both ready churches on each other to sell go go to what you got go

best of all time you're the greatest well now i'm worried that it's going to be back to president truck that we said that he was the the P-go It's alright. Why you all you want him to tweet. Thanks Tom. So I think The beginnings of him trying to convince you that you should think this It's only been a couple weeks though. You don't think he's had an off to a pretty good start? He's off to the races.

You can't deny that. He's doing a lot, but I think you got your lincons. You think they got all this stuff on initial short of time? Kennedy's overrated. He almost got us into a nuclear FDR fucking do we have a body? Maybe you could look this up again am I I was talking to my kid about this yeah I Has general Washington what he probably have some he's probably killed people right? He was a general right. Yeah, do you think he has the biggest body count of all the presidents?

right? Yeah. Do you think he has the biggest body count of all the presidents? On by his own hands? Yeah, but like physically actually killing people. Yeah. It would be one of those early ones for sure, but yeah, probably. Yeah. And I blew like I popped my kids head when I said, oh, I told her that. I was like, oh, because, because you know, Promp had said me that, say me like we got blood in our hands. You ever hear me to hear that like we're not He said something about throwing a superl interview and and She was she scoff at that and I was just like wait. I go. What do you mean? I go? He's right. I said you know general Washington. He was a general before it's a present. He no doubt

Just put some fucking brits. Yeah, he put some brits on. I. Yeah, shit. Are you talking? Are we talking like by their own hand or directly caused by? I want I want like he took a musket and blew some fucking liney's face off. He's got to be his own hand. Hey, you okay? How you doing? Hey, man, we that shit doesn't die easy now from

Did you call somebody to lie me these days with even though you're talking about like is it a Drogatory no, I mean is that what we would call a Brit. Yeah, that's like a derogatory Remember now remember when um we worked down at the wreck and the guy next to the house right behind the wreck, he was an English guy, and he accused me of calling Malaymy, which I never said. And Tim, he was like, hey, said you called him a Limey. Like there's a whole big fucking skin.

I was like, but I never said it. That's a slur. Yeah, I know. In America. Is it like any of your supporters would be like what? Especially in the 80s, what do you call people? How about working in the L word? Yeah, anything in the L word.

Rock that Timmy. I'm having my tape. I don't know where I call for the L where uh like in 1984 this guy's fucking like you call me a line me I want to I'm gonna lie me by the fucker but has

does there any record of what kind of uh the things I'm finding so far are uh like blaming them for starting wars Washington uh no uh Nixon they're saying I got this I'm looking on the I said Jackson be high up on the list Harrison was involved in the Indian wars that were especially bloody and up close in person George Washington likely saw some hand-to-hand combat and the French and Indian war and he was personally responsible for massacre

the Jumanville affair which actually set off that war. The Jumanville? The Jumanville? The massacre? Apparently, yeah. Oh, and he's the man. Teddy Rose about killed a few people in close quarters during this Spanish-American war. Zachary Tyler saw a lot of direct conflict and was involved in direct combat in multiple

wars. Grant was in the Mexicanxico american wars a junior officer So but it's tough that they're saying it's tough to find out who has the most blood on your hand Yeah, cuz of like it's a little Kennedy a pilot Was it no bush was a bush was a pilot. No, I know bush was by wasn't Kennedy was on a pt. Bo. Wasn't Pt109 something All right, so you want to backtrack you want to retract the goat label for Trump and you're gonna go with with Washington. Oh, yeah, I'm his massive body count. Well, I'd probably say Lincoln Lincoln. Yeah, free the slaves

You're saying that's wait being the best president because he free the slaves Hey, it's also number one. That's only because of the cotton gin. Washington's number one. Sure. He didn't tell any lies. Chopped that cherry tree down, right? I mean, Lincoln's a great number two goat, but. Yeah.

Yeah. But I mean, to say he's the goat. I mean, you don't think you don't think like I Mean he frayed into he freed an entire enslaved race of people. It's hard to be conservative term though Well, because he got shot in the head Plus he was all depressed and shit. He's always like hey did that despite me The bitch The bitch. This is why you're depressed all the time.

I'm not trying to be president. Why are you here? Who's the go to president? The go to president? I'm going to give it to Harrison. He got in. He got out. And he is pretty up there too, man.

There's a lot of goats. I think FDR might, like, because he did. There can only be one goat, really. There's only one. If there's only one, I got to give it to Lincoln. Lincoln. All right. Yeah. I don't see. we're not gonna get any we're not gonna get neat like That's a that's a fucking safe answer Right is

There's no retreats. There's no like I don't want to Yeah, no way Trump's retweeting that Good I guarantee you if you made a big enough thing It's just doing it over and over and over again that Trump was the goat to eat it. He would be tweeted at some point, or send a cigarette to your house. No, he'd be so happy to hear that somebody else's finally entertainment industry likes him. Despite my vote for Hillary, he would be... It's a joke, right, I remember.

It's Quintetscoppe. Wow, wow, wow. Yeah, I'm not. We got to come up with a catchphrase. So anyway, with a fit bit. No, I understand there's a whole bunch of answer to it. So I figure if I join into it with that, then if I yeah. Then if I don't get like the steps every day, I'll be shamed and people can be like, hey, fat ass. Well, yeah, you do a little competition with the other ants. You get in a little room with them, like a virtual room. My wife does this with some of, I think,

with her brother's wife, like they have this little competition. I think even her brother does it too. And they sit, they do a weekend or like, how many steps can he get in three days So it would be good. I mean if it's gonna be if it's making you walk fit It's a good thing, but I don't want you cheating on it though. Yeah, right I'm just sitting there like doing a bicycle as I'm eating fucking ice cream and watching TV I was just move it like this with your hand and then register

So I'm actually put it on stage and make her to the room What if I put on a fan, I just strap it onto a fan. The other thing I think I'm going to do is, I'm probably going to need some nature box. Did your box take that one? Yeah, I have it. Yeah. Nature box. What do you do when you want to snack?

Well, all you can find is junk food. Well, normally I get junk food. Start snacking healthy, Q, with nature box.- Yeah, they send the bunch of that vanilla granola as you guys get that. Mm-hmm. Naturebox.com.com. So TSD for 50% off your first order. Couple things.

They also have Fuji- Did you guys get a box room? I guess I did. Yeah, I got the Fuji Apple chips, which are amazing. Oh. I do. You put them on your pizza, right? I had to Fuji Apple chips, which are amazing. Oh. You're amazing. I do. You put them on your pizza, right?

I had it right I was watching when I was watching the Super Bowl. I had it right I had a bowl of those chips. That's why your heart was pounding. That was the same. Yeah, that and they have jalapeno popcorn that that will you have the other bowl. I couldn't figure out why my mouth was so hot. Great.

And then you know, like, on the trade, this delicious nature bucks. What was it again? Fiji Apple, Frenchman, LLF Right, and then you know, like, oh, the trait, this delicious nature box, what was it again? Fiji apple, Frenchman, L.A.P. Apple, and the jalapeno popcorn. Yeah, I was like, what's with this popcorn? She's like, it's healthy, it's nature box. Bring me more, bitch!

I love you. I love you. That's much sweeter than my, how I imagined it. She's looking after me. She know, I mean, that's that fatty popcorn or that high-enclestral part. Right. Right. She wants you to live, man. And she also she wants you know. And she knows your ticker's fucking take it up beating with this game. I'm like you're all excited. Like it was, did you watch the whole game? Yeah, what's all the game? To see that, to see it coming

and you could see it coming, it was making my heart speed up. Yeah. I was just like, because you're watching history. You'll never see it again. Right. never see it collapse like that again. And so I said, is it a collapse? Or is it a win? Did the Falcons lose or did the Patriots win? Patriots won. I think they won. Some really questionable calls out from the Falcons. Because the Falcons, things they did make no sense. There's conspiracy theories already. Really? Yeah, there was maybe some too much money next overkill. We're gonna talk about it. Yeah, overkill is next week with a real-life exorcist. Right. So I will ask him about the Tom Brady thing. I don't know if

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as they say, Starbucks.com slash TST all right, enough of that. So I wanted to ask you guys, so you see this man, Walt, and you're like, hey, what's up?

I'm gonna give you a quick glimpse. What's going on. Who is it? That was cute. Oh, no, actually, that was a, that was a, that, that's not cute. That's a cute imposter. Yeah. This is Chris Plyer. He's cultivating it for sure. Yeah, I've met him. Oh, you met this guy? Yeah. Now, my question was, right? If he is in a dimly lit bar, If he is in a dimly lit bar and somebody a girl Prochism and he pretends he's you right and then maybe he scores right in a sexual way right is that wrong? No, no, no, it's not wrong. All's fair and love and work. Well, she's only sleep with them, because she thinks it's me.

Yeah. No, it's not wrong. Not wrong, huh? Fire beware. Yeah. I mean, if she can't tell the first moment she opens his mouth that it's not cute. Right.

Right. And I mean, is she really like... Does he complete words? Does he make up words? Yeah, does he mumble and swear? What do you think about a guy who cultivates the cute look though? complete words, does he make up words? Yeah, does he, does he mumble and swear? What do you think about a guy who cultivates the cue look, though, who wants to look just like you? You find him weird or have you met him

and he's nice and he's a listener and you don't want to say. I mean, I don't know enough to judge him on it. I think that, give me that. You just gotta look at him, you know? My look is, basically comes from lack of maintenance. I think it's a weird thing to emulate. I don't think it's a good look. Of course you don't.

Oh, I thought she said I think it's a good look. No, I said I don't think it's a good look. Do you think there's anybody out there trying to cultivate LeBron James's look? Oh, sure. Come on. Really? How can you cultivate that look though, really? Do you first got to be six nine

Ripped ripped and be able to I was I watch a LeBron highlight Film the other day. I was like what the fuck like I don't really watch a lot of NBA. It's it's insane Like it is insane the way like this guy can jump because I was watching like like it I was watching like old school like fucking Dominique Wilkins and uh old Jordan stuff and then I saw LeBron James video on YouTube so I was watching that I'm just like it's fucking nuts like I didn't know why everyone made such a big deal about him and then I watched his highlight reel and I'm like okay so that's why. He's a goat motherfucker. Jordan's a goat of Asquipal. You think? Yeah.

You think. I mean, there are people that are close to Jordan, though, right? I don't think there's another guy. You think by, like, far and away, he's the goat? He thinks of another galaxy. Oh, yeah, not even. It's not even a qu- It's fucking nuts, right?

When you see some of the, like, I mean, just that jumping from the foul line, dog. It looks like he's flying. I'll put up it. There's somebody you guys never gets mentioned in the equation of just the the flying what you're seeing like you your mind can't comprehend the jump. It's bud web because of his. Oh, it's crazy, right?

Yeah, because like you're these guys who are jumping who are almost seven foot tall. Yeah, I mean, it's impressive. But when you see a guy who's 5 foot what three? Yeah, he was very little. I mean it's your mind. Even Jordan was 6 6 CGI. Mm-hmm because it doesn't look like it's possible. Because you're like, how does it do to have a vertical leap of 5 feet? I mean it would be like you know like get him just rolling out there and just fucking slamming. Rolling is right. Chop it down your own. like get him just rolling out there and just fucking slamming. Rolling is right. Chocolate thunder all around.

That's depressing. I was thinking about it not too long ago, a couple of months ago. I was watching these people play basketball and I was like, never again. Like I will never be able to do that again. Like I'll never, you could do it again. No way.

I'll never be able to dunk a basket. Oh, don't, never. You weren't even dunk for a long time, but you could still fly. Yeah, but I mean, there was a long stretch where I could do it. Yeah, but I mean, you dunk in days. At least I had dunk in days. Like, I'm dunking donuts. Yeah.

You had the fundamentals. Yeah, like I could probably still shoot, but like in a regular pickup game, like GuysMage, or not anymore. Yeah, well, I mean, No, let's say you use my fit bit. Yeah, work on don't work on getting a fit bit down then work on a don't game. Get it on your way train train to be to dunk a ball again. That's what I should do. That's going to be my

goal. Maybe like, see, because I can't like I jump off my left leg. So I don't think it's impossible. Yeah, I don't think I can'll ever be able to do it again. It's alright though There's plenty other things you can do. What else can I do? I got other shit going on man. I don't care Fuck about that. He dunkens a young man's game anyway. Mm-hmm I'd look silly. Yeah, it looked like spot web Defining physics. CGI would have to be... ...or be like... ...be whatever it would be with the fireworks.

Yeah. I got... You wanted to talk about the cochlear album, Kyo. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wanted to thank everybody that bought the... ...the album, the charity... ...and the charity fundraiser album that we did.

Which would be charity, right? Yeah. Charity implies I think it's just a different thing. Yeah, this would... Yeah, I guess. We we're like, we going to a cause. Yeah. Yeah. We just go more to a singular person. Like it years, as you said, so perfectly. No, it's great. I've seen a lot of positive response to the episode itself,

which makes me happy on the tell and see Dave and that people are saying it's an essential episode. So I like that. Well, like Tom Brady, when the money, when there's, when an episode is pay to listen, you know, it's a pay to play kind of atmosphere, like when it's, when the money's on a line, we don't fuck around. That's right. I mean, there can be a lot of fucking, like half-assed lame episodes, but those are ones we get away from. Yeah, right. I mean there could be a lot of fucking like half-assed lame episodes, but those are ones we get away for free. Yeah, right When it's when we are asking you to pay for it, we try to give Just that little bit more right. Yeah, I think it's almost three hours long or over three hours that episode I take it was like two hours long

Long episode. No, it's good. And I realized that I think we only put the link out once No, it's good and I realized that I think we only put the link out once You know, I mean I don't think we hit everybody with it wasn't I gave a little bumper for it the episode The week it came out and during trial one okay, right? I'm directing them where to go and it you want to the one me to find out where the where they got to go Yeah, I guess and then I'll I will also retweet it It's a good one now. It is a really good episode and it's going to a very very good cause. It leads into Like it leads into the thing I wanted to talk about tonight. We during the episode We took some questions and we got some of the best questions from a listener called the big Darryl

Oh big Darryl. Oh, he's on the he's on the cochlear album. Yeah questions from a listener called the big darrow all big darrow all he's on the he's on the cochlear album uh... uh... you gotta get the uh... big darrows basically good at like yet he is now sparse the price of mission he is the potential to be uh... on a important part of telly davil or depending on what you're about to tell us

uh... well i mean uh... well going back to one of the questions Big Darryl asked was... Have you heard from Big Darryl? I sent him an email being like hey brother we need you to send us questions we're going to a whole episode based off all your questions. Right. So send me like 15-20 questions. Yeah. Not what he is a responding.

Big Darryl hasn't answered. Darryl has answered. I think Big Darryl may have not liked how the episode turned out.. Big Darryl hasn't answered. Darryl has answered. I think Big Darryl may not like the how the episode turned out. Oh, big Darryl. Come on, buddy. Oh, really? Yeah. But one of the questions.

How could you fucking ask questions like that and then fucking be like, oh, so I thought I was weird? I don't know. I mean, it was the show and not just the soon that I was going to go that way. That's crazy. Well, one of the questions he asked was, I mean, we're just going to give a little

taste. We won't give you the reaction to it, but one of the questions Darryl asked was, women disappear kind of a scenario like why the last man. End of statement. There are no more women on the face of the earth. Right. Obviously, a portion of the segment of what's left of society, which is now all male,

will most likely find or find companionship in the arms of another man. Right? ship in the arms of another man, right? I mean, you know, that's definitely the majority of people will be like, all right, well, there's no way it's, you know, we're going to, we're going to fuck something. Yeah. Well, you know, we need to, we need, we need, we need, as a human beings, we need that kind of, um, that's that kind of like connection. Yeah. We need a physical

connection. Yeah, you need that hot man ass. But there's a segment also of society who what was the desert of women? Okay, get their head around, you know, even with, even with the prospects of have never have never having a woman again They never date through religious and moral reasons. They're not gonna go. Well, you're just not attracted to men Right right so you the so Darrow asked what animal most likely would society Dean fuckable Dean fuckable or not like it would be like you wouldn't get any kind of like sci-fi glances

Right if you were hook if you found you know If you were hookin up with a certain type of animal. Yeah, it's pretty sure the sideway glances would come for a while I get it like it wouldn't be like right away. They're like, I kind of looks like a person No, I don't think Darrell I don't think big Darrell was like let's what animal can we what's it? Will make youe such a gate Well, people do you like all that? I think it's a person. Yeah, I think that Darryl knew full well that like hey Everyone knows you're with an animal. You're not trying to hide it But which animal would I've heard that so many times?

And I know some people who didn't buy the album maybe listen to this right now and being like this is gross What's with Big Derrick? Beastieality, you guys, that's not funny. You should never took that question. But that's Big Derrick left all over right there. But right, like how can you get that question and not address it though? You got it.

Right, so we addressed it. At length. To Big Derrick should grim. And some of us chose an orangutan. Right. And saying that like we would, we would shave it, we would shave it, we would... I'm in high heels. Yeah, we would make it.

And we realized though that it's not safe to try to hook up with an orangutan. A orangutan is strengthening what it is. Yeah, so we would also have to... ...strog them. We would have to sedate them for any kind of changing for me. It looks like an animal I was sedating here. That leads us into this week's which is

weird because like all the females animal had died too so you still being gay You're also like you're you're fucking a orangutan. Yes You're making your jump into conclusions big Darryl never said he only said the human Big Darryl said he only said the human female has disappeared Oh big Darrell would never fuck a Mail orangutan sick bastard Like that your pain to be some sort of fucking weirdo I'm sort of fucking weirdo. Yeah, something generic. Now are you still getting sideways glances

if somebody catches you blow on a chimp? You're the bottom to a chimp. Big Darryl, who'd come back to us. But I lead this into this with like, he's known now, people are like, shunning him like he's. Well, I told him, he's got the perfect name for it too. Exactly.

It's just screaming. It's just conscious. I think it's a weird foul. I know. Hey, with Valentine's Day coming up, here's something you could do, Q. Yeah. Send your lady, friend, some Luke loop crate. What would a girl like more wall? You could do the same. Send your lady some comics related shit. Not my lady. She's one of comics. No, but you know what she is. Decorative mailboxes. That that that what that I could put in a box. Yeah, what could you put? Yeah, I don't understand that how could I do that?

I never to S on S and L. Andy Sanber again Justin Timberlake did a dick in the box. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Is it a real dick or was it like one of those? It's real wise. You never saw it, but yeah, the assumption is that they cut a hole in the Oh, like a popcorn? Yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, then they presented to their girls and what you can do on Valentine's Day come dressed like you wear like red stockings and that sounds like fraternity,

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they'll put a palm print on the mirror. Oh, so they don't have to wave? You don't have to wave, yeah. I don't, I don't get that in that. That's bullshit. So you know, like on the bike, I always waive to everyone regardless of the make of their bike. Of course, right.

But there's a large contingent of like, people who ride American made bikes, which I ride now, who won't waive to people who ride. Yeah. I've been running to that because I ride, I think that's because you ride the triumph. But even if you don't know, it's a triumph, it's still a very American looking bike. But I think anything, I'm like a fucking linies. Right. I wouldn't wait I find so you know I wouldn't waved you No I'm under the alworld to ride off with you. I just keep waiting

Just go into a bank I'm gonna have to wait. I'm gonna have to wait. I'm gonna have to wait. I'm gonna have to wait. So again, read this article that you showed me during the... No, get them things. This is a shinhol. I just want to introduce you guys to Pony. Oh, wow.

It's a Pony Surin. It's in a rang and tang that is... Chain around. You shaved. McDonald's behind him. So the story comes out of Indonesia and more specifically a small village in Borneo. So Pony, this is now, this is told by Michelle Desilitz, who's director of the Borneo Arangatang Survival Foundation. It's 2016, this article is from, right?

Sure. I'll see you date here. All right, go ahead. Pony is an orangutan from a research Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found a prostitute village prostitute village We found her chain to a wall lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body Oh, no if a man walked near her She would turn herself around present herself and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about

six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. I want to see Big Darl's passport. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought pony was lucky as she would pick winning lottery numbers. So the uh... The other parts could. The reporter asked if the clients realized they were infecting orangutan.

Oh yeah, they would come in especially for it. You could choose a human if you prefer, but it was novelty for many of the men to have sex with in orangutan. Oh my god. They shaved her every other day. They would put on ring and they would put on ring. They would put rings and equis as honor. She was absolutely hideous to look at. So reporter asks, well, how did you get her away from there? This is the most fucked up part, you know, it took us over a year

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One AK-47 that take this. Going in there in demand of the handover pony. It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we were unchaining pony you can hear the madam crying historically screaming. They were taking my baby. You can't do this. There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didn't face any sentence or anything for what they had done. Sick Darrell. That is possibly why he knew that story was about to break and Maybe that's why he hasn't reached out to us. That's where did you find that on vice calm

But how did you find that I guess I think I saw it on Reddit? I was browsing around Reddit and I saw it like in like one of those like a chain on our arm But is that baby now or baby then pony is that pony now? I am not sure if it's pony now or pony then. Can you imagine that? I see this pony. So you're saying Borneo is now the new Indonesian Indonesia. Borneo is I guess the Borneo forest in India. Okay. Right. Those one of the three that's well known for like there, therefore orangutans, Rwanda was for mountain gorillas and I forget the one that was for children.

Oh, they would fuck mountain gorillas? No, no, no, I'm just saying that in that area. I'm like, yeah. I was like, damn, that's fucking like, that's like, that's like fucking Adam bomb, isn't it? But they must, I mean, I say so, yeah. Like, it could have just like, fucking exploded and he's, like's like whoa there's my arm

He's worth an orangutan. I mean Like I must have been like they have been banging it since it was like a baby Well, yeah, because they said she would present herself in gyrate. Oh Oh, that's disheartening man That's disheartening man. That's the moralizing rings. So if you want to hear more about that, if you want to hear more about Big Darryl, you can go to T-E-S-D implants.bandcamp.com and it is definitely an episode worth. Yeah. It's a 10-beller. It's one that you will not erase off your Your go-to list if you have a TSD go-to list The cochlear album is I think is gonna remain at the yeah on shuffle for you

It's at the bar for what these the oh my god This is crazy. It's a shaved orangutan Oh my god. This is crazy. It's a shaved orangutan. That's what that's meant. Who, what person goes in is like, yeah, you can have... Bishop Fondi? Giselle or Pony.

Or Pony. Well hold on, because you fucking nuke the villain. You don't know what the, we don't know what the women looked like. And the end of the end of the, and Pony picked winning lottery numbers yeah like a lottery Indonesia yeah they don't have any laws how can they fuck if they don't have any laws why do they have cops right did you just say in the article there's no laws there was no law and I guess there is no law enforcement against that this is crazy

that? This is crazy. Oh, this poor monkey. Oh, God, what sort of a dude mounts a monkey? Big Darryl. Big Darryl. Darryl is like, I'll tell you. Brackel. Hey, we're talking about the extreme vetting Yeah, can we get them as number eight on the list? This country they can't come in nobody could come in orangutans. No, no people that would fuck it orangutans. Yeah Oh, man, that's weird. Do you think they do you think they still have the the protest demanding that you know? Now just the population still should be able to allow to be coming. Oh, do we have a lot of Indonesians? I'm sure we got people from all over all all sorts of countries trying to come in just Adam Well, look can I like to put this forth the people that like fucking are anything are not dreaming of a better life in America They're happy with it

They're fucking fighting off cops to stay exactly where they are. In fact, I think we want more of them here because the people that aren't coming from the Indonesians are the ones that are like, what? I got mad at you. Like, I got to go someplace where like, I'm not going to fucking orangutan. New York seems good. The least successful immigrant so far is Big Daryl. All right, so that's that it, right? Anything else? Well, yeah, you know what we should do is they should bring

Pony over here and slap a sexy pair of Mjundi's honor. Because Valentine's Day is near. I'm really enjoying these transitions. And I'm stumped. I'm stumped. I'm like, what do I get for my orangutan? Yeah There's so many cliches. Yeah, yeah really or she'll fucking rip my arm off Can you imagine like did you see that dude in China? He wanted to not pay to get into a zoo So he climbed over this wall to get into a zoo, so he climbed over this wall. And the wall he climbed over, this was like,

not years ago, this was like a week ago. Oh no, I didn't see it then. And he drops down into the tiger. Oh shit. And so there's like five tigers that are like, what's up? And then they like go after them. And the...

I'm sure this didn't happen a while because I remember, I could just... I think it's a big thing in the oriental countries that they Mess with the the Tigers No, he didn't mess with it. I know what you're talking about but no He didn't mess with a target. He was trying to skip out on paying the entrance fee which on one hand is like Are you that cheap or do you just want to go to the zoo that badly which kind of made me feel bad for him? You know like he really wants to go to the zoo that badly, which kind of made me feel bad for him.

You know, like he really wants to go to the zoo. Why is he spending that zoo time finding a fucking job? He dropped down into the fucking tiger enclosure and there's a couple of tigers attack him and they're like, they're firing off these rounds like that scare the tigers away, but not for good. And this one tiger just swoops and grabs us, dude, by the neck, as if like, as if you were like that little rubber chicken

Used to hold with the devil's like as if you grabbed that with your teeth like it was nothing like this dude was nothing And just picked him up and carried him off into the brush Tell man, you don't sneak into zoos. Just pay just pay just I was free on Wednesdays You could definitely pay if you saved some money on the undies. Fancy dinners and chocolates last a week. Have you ever sold a secret sash gift card as a Valentine's gift? Does anybody come in and been like my boyfriend?

That is so early for that. Yeah, I would imagine over the course of these years. Why do you think that? Do you offer a special Valentine's theme? Give cards in them? Yeah. Why? Will you draw hard on it? I would. Yeah. I'm trying to. Try them up. Oh, this is for me on these. Right. Right. And enough with that. Alright. Man. People need to spend money, man. They got to spend money at me on these. Because you don't do anything for Valentine's Day. Yeah. What if you didn't do something?

What would you be busted? Be sure. I think, yeah, rightfully so. I think that it would be, um, it would be very disappointed because I got, I mean, I got a history of bringing the, bringing the A game on Valentine's Day. So you can't not bring an A game. Yeah. If I, if I, if I, if I, if I don't bring the A-game on Valentine's Day, I did.

I set myself up for it sooner or later. As I grow into my senior years, the A-game is eventually going to drop to a CD. Right. Never been. Well, it's always an F game. Yeah, we're all there. Yeah. That's why you don't need me on these things.

Come on up anyway. Please, I don't ever want to get into that area where you accept a D game. Right. You know, but I know eventually just reality is it's gonna happen It may be before I was I know she may be like it was a 10 years ago Your labor under the delusion Me and these are the perfect gift for you in your Valentine this holiday

They're unbelievably soft, which I agree with they come in limited edition prints. I guess I also have to agree with that. Special fabric modale. Yeah, you're going to get your first album. I don't, but I don't, I don't, I don't breathe in solving them. So you're going to bring your D game immediately. So you're bringing the D game. I'm not even sure how to do the game. It's a, it's a, it's a forfeit. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it I like it In theory I can get away with it with fucking bring us I was gonna say you can yeah, but can he really I mean but the thing get him is you She's like you bring your D game 364 years so 365 like just one day you can't bring an A game

It's it's a long distance relationship and for some reason a principal you wore a flyer here So far as you want like send flowers He brings his a whole game I just I don't believe I just like I said I don't believe in Valentine's day I think it's just a cash grab and I have a long That's not all the cheap fucks sake because I know that's what I say Like this is not like oh my god fucking it's just a cash grab and I have a long That's what all the cheap fucks say because I know that's what I say Like this is like oh my god fucking it's just Christmas and now I gotta buy something else No, no, no, if I gotta go out of my way

I gotta pretend I can't If I try to buy it if I try to buy a dozen roses the week after Valentine's day It's like three times less expensive and you can't tell me that these farmers are all of a sudden, like, wait a minute, why are we getting a run on flowers? Let's raise the prices. They know the demand is gonna go up. They planted ahead of time. So you're making that stand.

You're gonna be the one man who's gonna be like, no, I'm gonna be like, when you keep with cue stance against diamonds, that's my stance against Valentine's Day. You know, it has to start with one man. But what if I told you that bringing the A game has can bring so much more benefits to your life than your fucking stance.

You still are like, it's still, you're still, it's the man a principal yeah I got is better than then being just rewarded for finally you know bring me a look how perplexity looks he's like I already thought of it that way how does your girl feel about it I'm not sure Well, do you find out where your fucking start making stands? Because what if it hurts her? Because I've always, it's a stand I've held for years. Right, but I'm saying what?

Does she know about the stand or does she finally got it right now? I would hope she does about this. No one has known about the stand the fucking 15 years because he has a girlfriend. But like, don't you think like, it's easy to maintain the stand when you don't have a girlfriend?

Exactly. I don't. When I was with the axe. I maintain that stand and you lost your teeth Maybe that's big why she left for the blind guy. I don't think that's the other thing that's Because I would make I'm stupid. I would make up I would make up for Valentine's Day later on in the year I I feel that trying to she had a hell of a flag day. Let me tell you. I feel that like trying to it's celebrating like a hallmark holiday, if you will, is. Oh, if all that you're making some sort of fucking derogatory statement there like hallmarks just now fucking burning. They're fucking you know, they're seething from the end for hearing

that. That's what I feel that I've never heard that term before I feel they like taking someone out to dinner like on Valentine's Day It's you can't you're in another state. Yeah, so why can't you do just something sweet like sender me on these They want for free shipping and for a limited time or anything, but you're you're planning on doing absolutely nothing, right? I can I be sweet the every other day you can yeah exactly I can and I you would have not acknowledged Valentine's Day next week no oh well let's see how it pans out for well now of course well now if someone I cast me for a gift card yeah I'm gonna put a little hard on it because you know I know the stance of the stash and it's where for whatever you are the stash is very prevalent

She sends you a Valentine's they gift what would you would you give her the speech like you should have did this? I would thank her maybe send her a link to that blog post I wrote all those years ago about how I feel about Valentine's Day That's awful. I was anchor. She's got to be questioning it right now, right? I mean how does she not question every minute of every day? Let alone fucking Valentine's Day. What is phone sex like? It's a FaceTime score. What is FaceTime?

You jerk off on FaceTime? No, I don't know. Imagine that. Imagine watching that and still being like. He could sell that for a big box though. Yeah. For a limited time. 13% is all over.

Fuck can pay me a buck. I think a lot of people would be very interested. Yeah, so much you get them. I think he could make himself at least 10 grand. Does he have props and shit? Yeah. So you're saying I could be like a cam whore. I think you could be like a cam wore I think you could be like a cam wore

Oh, oh like a sex tape Just like a sex tape, that's all Just him? Just him? Like, what am I seeing? Oh, honey? Fucking... Like, did they release

Raffle fundings from Indonesia? Oh, it's so sweet, they let pony in the country He was having a villager in the background hanging out. Is that his sanctuary? Why does he have a LED hat on? It looks like a hoarder's. Yeah, why does he have like 500 telephone books in his sanctuary? Those jars filled with peels.

Oh, that's still. That's good for pony. I'm glad this money went toward a good cause. Yeah. If you just pretend you're pony, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. That's my cosplay pony. You can gyrate and present yourself on the video.

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