Tell Em Steve-Dave - #328: Take a Blow

Episode Date: March 11, 2017

Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid's birthday party. Music: Concentric Circus - Pareidolia

Yeah, I don't think they're sagging. I think they're big, but I don't poop! Stop it, Kurt! I pee-cock around the house, I'm like, I'm smarter than Smith. Tell him, Steve Dave. I'm saying it to everybody, but I mean, I always thought you assumed you were. Not about everything, but most things. A lot of things, not most.

You've joined us in the middle of a conversation. Hello and welcome to this week's additional told them Steve Dave. If you hate, get them to now. If you hate me to now, no way, it won't. It's not happening, right? Well, I've been getting some hate mail. Oh, oh my God. I've been getting some harsh heinous hate mail

It's come to that our goal was to be universally beloved and We're just not seven years. We still haven't hit the mark. I mean you say it you say that Mocking me But that really was but I that kind of was my goal ever since I I term my whole Persona around I haven't had to deal with somebody but somebody actually like real like harsh like cruel stuff Are you sure it wasn't meant for me and you opened it? No, no, it was all about the teeth It was all about the how I'm stupid. It was all about how Oddly enough to about how I'm using Apple products which I thought was strange It's definitely from a mental case. That's the side of a cello using Apple. I don't know. Yeah. I have no idea why, why, like, but

they would be F something they told me when I figured out what it was, was buck tooth, fucktard. That would like, but they were using initials to try to, to, to make their point. Did you have to get them the super smart guy to fucking decode that for you? Yeah. You civil substitution. Maybe I'll get prided. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Johnson. You want to decode it wrong?

You'll use Johnson. Yeah, if you want to know what it doesn't say. Yes. So somebody wrote in the get-ettaman said that they don't like his faux intellectualism, his pseudo intellectualism. They feel like he's not as smart as he thinks he is or as he claims to be.

But I mean, how important is being smart to you? I don't know if it's about being smart. It's not that important. No, it's about being smart about knowing things. It's, you know, the question on the chin. Well, no, no, I want, but how important is it for you? Because I, if I don't hear the right number come out of your mouth, I'm going to have to call you on it though.

Because I, because I feel for you, I think it's pretty damn high the way that you go on attack if somebody says something and you feel that's not the accurate answer. How smart is it? I mean, how important is it for you to make sure that somebody knows that you know the answer? I wouldn't say it's as important as them knowing the right answer. Come on. What? How important is it for you to make sure that you interject and tell everybody the answer?

Um, why don't you scale it one to 10? Let's go one to 10. Um, seven and a half. Oh, man, you're full of it. Oh, it's higher. It's a, it's a, it's a hard nine going in. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's's it's it's it's if not all if not a ten

He's the bowdarek of fucking suit went No, I could crank it to 11. I would He has he has definitely has an issue with You know they were here like you know this you know, maybe you don't have to The smartest guy is not always the most talkative guy I've ever hear that, um, that, that analogy or something like that, but like he cannot, like if he hear something that he thinks is wrong, I don't think it's it within you to hold to bite your tongue. I don't think you have that, uh, ability to bite your tongue.

So is it more important for him to be right or more important for someone else to be proven wrong? It's a good question. I don't know. I mean, I've already, I mean, I'm not even gonna, you can ask me how important is it for me to be right, and I'll tell you it's not important at all. Sometimes I'll say stuff on here that I don't care if it's wrong. I bear witness to you purposely saying shit.

You know it's wrong. I bear witness to you purposely saying shit. You know it's wrong. It's not important to me. There's certain things are important. That's not that important to me. What are you looking at? You're doing over there. I'm just thinking about that time you're wrong about something Marked it on my counter. What do you text in a shirt? No, just mm-hmm I marked it on my counter. What do you text in a shirt? No, just mm-hmm. So is it just a no at all?

She's my ass off. All day long type shit. I'd be so annoying. I don't know. I don't want to say to no at all because it's sometimes I welcome the knowledge. But other times, it can become a little irritating because it's not important enough to make a big deal about, like, correcting and injecting and correcting.

And this need, almost like a tick to do it. I know it's almost an OCD thing you're saying. It could be. I don't want to say it because I don't think it is, but it may be just an asshole. But is it possible for you to have a conversation and if somebody says something you know is completely wrong for you to not correct it, or is that you just cannot abide by that?

It's it's it's it's a drive you know it's not not But you're like oh yeah, you know this bracelet helps me keep my balance and everything else like that and it's just Oh you need oh you're not guy you need to tell them that it's not true that they're brass They're copper They're copper belt isn't going to keep them from having. You don't wear yours anymore because you don't have that bracelet, right? That's right. Yeah, no, I don't want to.

Get him chained you. No, I lost that. I was watching a vet show the other day and one of the vet technicians had one of those rope necklaces like that the baseball players wear. That's supposed to help their. And I'm just sitting there going, I could not look, I could not trust something that someone who wears that says to me, because it's just like, okay, if you believe in that,

I'm, but you see professional major league pictures, use it and have, and their professional major league pictures with or without that, that the gain on their performance that that could give is probably negligible. It's probably in the realm of a placebo effect. And he says, now he says, look at all the big fuck them.

$10 worth he's using now. placebo. placebo negligible. What was the other thing? I don't know. It's like the, um, the... He's throwing them out there, see what sticks. It's like that a kinesiootape that you see like the like the

Kinesi oh you see like the no, it's a tape like I knew you'd drop that one You see like the volleyball players. It's like bluer colored tape like in a special pattern yet and that's supposed to like Channel channel your chi or some stuff like that and it's so you don't believe in chi either Um, not really. I definitely believe in cheese. Cheese? Especially on my fries. Chi, I don't know. But you don't think that there's maybe something to it,

like just if you believe enough. That's what I was saying, the placebo effect. But a lot of these people are at the top and peak of their, if you're in the Olympics, you're at the peak of performance. When, I mean, you would say, I mean, there's not really much more that that could do.

Otherwise, they'd probably be banning it as performance enhancing device if it actually could be tested, improve, and real. But maybe they were wearing it the whole time and they're like, this is what got me here. I mean, I need to put some people in the most superstitious people on earth, right? So they're like, I got a rope necklace.

I'm wearing this rope necklace. You think it could be like holding a duck. You're right But you're you're you're saying here though tonight though that If a necklace or a brass you know the thing that bread far of his put it's like it's a compression It's a compression sleeve right it's it's copper infused. Yes. Are you sitting here going to tell me though if it was proven to work that it should be banned from professional sports? If it's a performing enhancing device, then they've they've banned plenty of things like a full what about fucking contact lenses then? What do you mean? You should people like let's say you need let's say you need to work glasses your professional athlete Should you be allowed to work contact lenses? Yeah, just like you should be able to rely on your

hands, is there performance, doesn't it? But it's, it's not something that it's everybody doesn't give anybody a lot of time. A copper, a copper, a garter belt, whatever it is, our girdle, a cumber butt. Everybody can wear one, but if you choose not to, why should you take it away from breath far? I'm just, I'm not, I'm just saying that I don't believe

it, it works. But if it does work, you think it should be banned. It depends. There's like in swimming, they banned full body suits because that gave some people an uncompetitive advantage. Full body swimsuits because it cut down our resistance and was actually an unfair advantage. Should I go ahead and do that? Because no, no, because that might be nice.

But because some of these suits cost like tens of thousands of dollars. It's beyond the reach of a normal athlete. They need a sponsorship to get it and it's an unfair advantage. I think there is new Olympics. I don't think they want to do. I don't think it ever is. Isn't that wrestling? Isn't that one wrestling thing almost nude?

The church wrestling. I think there was new Olympics. I think actually the very first Olympics were performed. I agree. Right? Yeah, I think they covered new Olympics. I think actually the very first Olympics weren't it worth performing. I agree. Right? Yeah. I think everybody's covered in olive oil too. Initially, they all, I think I don't know when clothes start to become probably when it got televised. No, when people are like, their balls are getting crushed. What sport are they, unless it's skiing? I mean, what sport in the summer Olympics can their balls get crushed in? Water ball. There's lots of kick in the pool.

What in a swimsuit's gonna protect it or the high jump like that like that pole comes down right in your Bottle and shit, her whole whole. Yeah The distraught so I might throw a disc into your nuts. I think that's still gonna go in even if you got them I think it holds them close sil It's silky short-time. It holds them closer to the body than they're not dangling. Like, you know, if you're capping long nuts, they're out there a couple inches. But if you're capping long nuts,

you're probably on an Olympic level athlete though. Really think nobody has big balls in the Olympics? Ah, saggy. Right. They got balls. Because they're all young. So they're not sagging. And you're right.

Yeah, I don't think they're sagging. I think they're big But I don't think that they're so big that they become cumbersome big testosterone filled balls From China anyway, there's some of the Chinese swimmers. It's like oh my god Well, they have to they have to take tests, right? They do. And they passed a test. So then who are you to say that they're not female? I'm nobody. We don't know that. You and get over it. Like, give us a look about band and copper belts. You're talking about band and Chinese. Standing men from women's swimming. Just not madly won't let him in the pool. Did you ever, did you ever have a goal?

We talked about this a little bit last week. And yeah, like upon re-listening when I was editing, you did cause both failures. I said you did cause both failures. Cause you're like, do I use word failure? Like later. Oh, I call, you're definitely not failures. Not a chance.

I was speaking, you know what? That was just me getting heated because you guys were laughing at my idea. You know, I was taking a, I took a personal offense at that. So then I'll say anything in the heat of battle. Wow, I didn't mean, he thought of us like, semi. Why is that what semi does? Oh, semi stole this idea and laughed at it. He is.

Well, I mean, you know, I mean, I felt like I put a lot of hard work in today and then to sit there and everybody scoff at it, you know I mean I'm gonna be hot under collar for a second. I don't remember him come on semi-a-failure But yeah, definitely not failures neither one is not overachievers No, I think I may be an overachiever this year though 2017 2017 it is the year over chief mm-hmm or just a chief I guess anything would be overachieving I got a lot of what are they what do they call them get them? You know the smart guy here a lot of irons in the fire. So they said yeah, I'm gonna have brands of the fire

But your irons in the fire. Is that what they say? Yeah, they have brands of the fire. Butch irons in the fire, some you know about. Well, I'm gonna get a lot of shit that I've been working on lots of stuff. How's the Fitbit working out? I don't know, I'm wearing my foot, a movement watch right now. Oh, I'm just catching up. When I get back from Lexington,

I'm gonna talk to that. I was thinking about going on the Trevor Resnick die. Ever see the machinist? I've heard talk that. I was thinking about going on the Trevor Resnick die. I ever see the machinist. I've heard of it. Christian Bell plays this guy who suffers from extreme insomnia. Any super skinny, like not Batman, physique at all. And for like four months, he ate an apple. And a can of tuna fish and then he would eat like salads here and there. And he lost 63 pounds in four months. And like when you see him in the movie, I'll pull up a picture of him.

Dude, it's fucking crazy. Look. Yeah. Oh, it's sick. And we probably have a doctor monitoring him the whole time, right? Uh, probably because I know Matt did it. Matt Damon did it for, uh, uh, one movie and he, he fucked himself up. Really? Ripley? Uh, no. It was a war movie and, um himself up. Really? Ripley? No.

It was a war movie and he fucked himself up. Like some of his internal organs and shit. Yeah. Have you been replaced? Yeah. He had a whole whole whole whole whole. No, you throw off your enzyme levels. Like, they say Morgan Spurlock when he did that supersize me.

Yeah. That afterwards, his liver levels were abnormal. But because he never had them tested originally, it's tough to tell if they weren't already out of whack. Irreversible harm? No, it was, it really was reversible. What about Ben? Did he have irreversible harm?

Matt, yeah, I think he eventually sort of like, it should settle itself, but like here's Christian Bell and the machine is. Oh my God. That's fucking crazy looking, right? He looks like he's a... He looks like CGI. What's that?

It looks like CGI. He looks like he was in the fucking Holocaust or something. It's nuts. Yeah, that can't be healthy. And then here he is regular, like I guess, in Batman or something. Yeah, he looks far healthier in Batman. Yeah.

If he was that fighting weight in the machinist, if he came on the set in Batman, I think they'd go through with the film. I think they'd be like, dude, we got another character for him. Well, that was one of the, when he had that meltdown on the, I think, I think it was Batman with me. Oh, yeah. When he was like, they were saying he's such a method actor that just anything throwing him off just makes him go insane.

And that's an American hustle. Well, that shit. Oh, wow. So I got the same physique as Christian Belkinda. What's, what do they call that? Dad, the dad bud. Yeah's what do they call that data? The dad bod? Yeah. Do you buy that?

What? Do you buy that data? He's that, you know, that that's him just using an excuse to to to blow up. It could. You think that he's like, I'm so I'm such a perfectionist or a method actor that I think if he feels like he's in that so he that is an excuse for him to be able to go off and that's what I thought was professional. I think if you're recording like a scene,

I'd be trying to get the scene going for maybe like an hour or two and you just think that you've gotten it just right and some idiot just walks us through the back of the shot and ruins it, you're gonna get, you know, upset. I mean, I remember the crew came after me that one time, I popped open a cat a Coke.

I had it under the camera, I just cracked it, and they came right at me with the camera, I faced, oh, so why didn't you want this can of soda? Why did you want this can of soda? Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, it's not as if we were doing anything all that, like, hard, that, like, you know, like, some, like, fifth take, 15 or something.

Yeah. They do that. It's, I always love when someone who should know better does it like like Mike will be peaking in the door as we're shooting towards the door. And I'm like, what the fuck is he doing? I remember I had a stomach ache and like I said, I had to blow the counter and everything and it just happened to be the perfect volume. I can't poop.

That is a stomach hurts. So how did you guys, how did you do on International Woman's Day, Day Without Woman, what they're calling it? I mean, as I did, some people said not to support businesses that weren't owned by women. And they boycott businesses not owned by women. Do you feel like you women. And they boycott it, businesses not owned by women. Do you feel like you guys might have been boycott it today? I'm not sure. What was it the normal amount of women?

Yeah, I don't feel that there was any boycotts done to the store today. It's not getting as much hoopla as I thought it would. I think on social media it is, but it's not like everyone. I didn't hear anybody talking about it in real life. Brett. Because I went out today to do a few different things. I read actually one of the 13%ers wrote that I guess somebody gave her her shit

because she was going to work. Oh, yeah, so if you're So they're they're shaming you. Yeah, they're shaming other women if you're not if you're not Now do you have to now for it to count? Let's say you just like I'm gonna call that sec. I'm just gonna say like call the boss but I Can't come in today. Sorry. Oh, that's not to do it. Let me just say, you know, I'm really sick, but it really, you really were. You just didn't wanna get in trouble though.

Would that count? Or would you still get like, you were like, no, no, you have to say, you have, if you don't say what the cause is, why you're staying home, you might as well go to work. No, I think that you adopt a mentality like Malcolm X, you're like, by any means necessary. So if I'm gonna pretend I'm sick, I'm like,

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I'm gonna give a fuck man. This is not me. Look, this is ridiculous. And in this world, we need this shit that we need day without a immigrant, day without a woman, day without this or that. I day without this or that I think it's it's absurd not I think it's absurd they're doing it I think it's absurd that anyone that it's necessary well it's like everybody everybody everybody's equal we all know this I say a lot of shit and I fuck around a lot but everybody knows it who doesn't know a lot of people who don't know it

like who well I'm not talking about there's a lot of people there's a lot of people who don't know it? Like who? Well, I'm not talking about There's a lot of people there's a lot of people that who will will do things a certain way because of Someone's gender or someone's how dare you assume that they have a gender would have gender fluid Fucking pig now you're not being honest. I you know it's true. There's there's there's there's there's thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of instances daily of people who treat people differently because of their their gender. It's just you know it's true. Oh no, I'm not saying it's not true. Yeah, so I'm saying it's fucked up that it's necessary. Oh you it's fucked up that it's fucked up that people do it. Yeah people have to make a stand like this? Yeah.

In 2017? That a girl, I don't get, I'm not gonna pretend, I'm not smart as good. I'm not gonna pretend I understand the pay gap because I hear on one hand, it's like, oh, women make less than men. And then on the other hand, it's like, well, women don't do the same jobs,

they're forced statistically, it's like, because I can't imagine a woman going in and a guy, like, let's say you were a higher woman, you wouldn't be like, hey, mal, pay a four-hours an hour. You wouldn't be able to see him as anyone else. It's like, yeah, but you know that's not always a case with every job. Well, I wonder if you can technically pay women less

for the job that a man would do, wouldn't some of these businesses just hire a bunch of women and save all that money? I mean, if you're saving 25% of a salary just because you hire a woman, you hire four people, you're saved 100% of a salary. Right, and get rid of those men. You're talking to yourself out of a job.

You're talking to yourself out of a job. But I just don't like it, man. I don't like that people feel they have to do this shit or that they feel. Well, yeah, but you don't like that people feel they have to do the shit or that they feel. Well, yeah, but you don't like that they have that they feel that way, but just because you don't like it doesn't mean that the world I'm not saying they think that it is. Yeah, but look, there's a different. Yeah, I do. You wish it was like you wish it was a Shangri-La man. Yeah, you told me, but at the same time I have to say like I went out, I did things today, I had to run some errands

and shit, and my day wasn't affected in the least. What about to say that she'd do anything differently to make sure she'd like brought it home, put it right in your face, like, hey, this is why I'm doing this thing or why I'm not doing something today. Yeah, she spit today. She spit. I was like, how dare you? She's like, this is a solitary with my sisters. Oh, why am I getting, why am I getting hate mail?

Why, like that person who said that to me, why would you write that to me? Because you're not tough on like he is. But yeah, I was on the road there. I had surpassed those, both of those guys. I was coming into a place that like I really could like, you know, I was receiving no backlash. No, all of a sudden, no, that's just a turnaround now.

You can't please all the people all the time. I'm trying. It'm trying, man. I'm fucking even Abraham Lincoln. You ever see that dog underneath this poker table, man. I look like I'm like just talking calmly, but like I'm paddling like a motherfucker under here. Trying to make sure everybody loves me. You're just trying to tread water and not go under. I got you. But yeah, I'm still still though. You can't get him. It's right. You can't please everyone. Well, I mean, I'm gonna make it like that's my 2017 resolution to please everyone. But I think what you're, you're already fucked it up. You're getting hate mail.

I think our plan for the 14th for a day without a fat person. I think that's gonna definitely have more traction than March 14th. Yes So you're so you're your your is it a Monday or Tuesday? Is it a or or say the one day you come here to work? I'm not sure I was gonna say get ready for that shit Doesn't matter. I'm still gonna be I'm still gonna be solid my solidary to my fat brothers and sisters. The I

Don't know so now to day without men is that next or that never that'll never happen right? Because really who cares? Well, I don't yeah, I don't know why I Well, I want here. I think it's a good sign that your upset, that we live in a world where people do have to make these stands. I think that is admirable that you're upset, that people are forced to do these things. I think that's, I think that's. I think that's really good. I think that nobody could be upset with you no matter what you say because you deep down

that's how you really feel. It is although I disagree with this lady on Twitter we are not broads we are not babes, we are not honey's, we are women. Now, again, let's be realistic about it. Sometimes you look at a girl and you're like, wow, she's a babe. Am I right, good? Yeah. Just like a woman would look at a guy, not me or good, but I would look at a guy and be like, oh, yeah, look, the three of us are time. They never came. I would like to say a past. Never came. Never was. Yeah, we're not male model hoties.

Like girls, some women, they want to act like women don't slobber over guys or movie stars or like, oh my god, he's so hot. Oh, there's other shit. Many just like got some guys don't. Right. Not everybody's main Speaking of which you tell me what you tell me how you translate this Ming went to pick up his daughter at school today, right and Sir 12th birthday. Yeah, yeah, wow 12 years old. It's fucking crazy. Wow

Yeah, I know. What I'm about to tell you is even crazier. Suzanne's picking up Sage, and I guess the conversation turned towards her birthday, and she's down, I was like, oh, what are you doing? And means like, oh, we're just having something small, just like family and close friends. Now.

Oh, you weren't one of the close friends. I mean, I'm here, aren't't I I'm not at a birthday party Well, I think we're Suzanne Is that no well, I think that there's I mean there's been a I think a deterioration of U.M. Mings relationship. I don't think that's all you don't think so over the mics That's all I'm thinking he might not want you to house because just cuz you like Excuse yourself to go to use the bathroom and Start searching the cabinets

I'll start looking for the mics I know they're here your mother-fucker. I mean if you deny that you're that your relationship has gone through Some really rough spots. I mean you listen nasty jabs of online, some some very real anger directed from him to you towards you to him. I mean, it's not the, I would not say that you guys are as close as you once were. Still, who are his close friends then? That's what I'm, oh I don't think, well I just, I wouldn't say that, but.

I'll say it then, you don't think he has any. I don't think Mike's party in tonight. I'm wondering, who are these close friends? He's Skyping in, they're Skyping in. Well, these close friends may be her school friends. That's true, he does make, he did did not clarify so yeah, I mean, but again No, I just crashed the party. I know where he lives I

Don't think that um he would consider you a close friend anymore All because I don't show up to a Connor too. I think there's I think I think it comes from a multitude of things I think it I think it all leads back to that I think it all leads back to that. I think it all leads back to one thing. For some reason, he could not abide by the fact that you didn't show up to a con. And somehow I guess he felt it was personally, I don't know if it affected him, maybe if it was pocket, maybe it did,

I don't know if it did or not, but there is no doubt I've never seen him more angry about anything in my life. I've never seen a dying angry, really. Right. Until you stopped, you still you started your habitual no shows at cons. That like sense. I thought that started immediately. Well, you know what I mean? Like, you know, over, you know, missing this one, missing this one over and over and over again, it sent him into a rage where he was sending me texts, no more fucking favors.

I thought this was fucking guy talking about favors. How many favors is he doing? I don't know. I guess he meant maybe he got me, he was taking it out of me I guess. Oh. And showing up or I don't see. I thought maybe you saw me personally but then maybe I thought he was talking about like for Telmsteedave hevey wasn't gonna do any more project. I don't know.

I have no idea. All I do know is that he was legitimately furious. And I was calm down, so. Right, but I do think that though there has been, I mean, you're gonna deny it or you think it's, I mean, you're not at the party. Yeah, how can I deny it? I mean, denial.

Yeah. I mean, it's, I'm like me and me and your best friends. You had them out at the party. Yeah, I guess I couldn't deny you, right? I mean, I wouldn't be. I mean, really? Well, maybe you just want to bring me around in front of decent folk.

Good company, maybe. So you could have spent the night at Ming Chen's or you could spend it here at Mingietem. Right. Come on. It's a no brainer. Come on. It's my first kind of room. it here on me and get them. Right. Come on. It's a no-brainer. Yeah. Come on. Smart Sky in a room. Yeah.

I didn't get them. I didn't show up to a party I wasn't invited to. You have a lot of engagements when you got kids, right? Like too many. Did your girls have a lot of friends? Or do they have a lot of friends where you always drive with them to something? Or do they want to sell them to something?

I do my share of driving, you know, picking up my daughter and her friends and you know, somebody or other parental drive them here, then somebody else has to pick them up. You know, yeah, that happens. It has to, it's part of being a parent. Mm-hmm.

How old were they when they started like coming during the radio? Ooh. You know what? They have their phones and they don't need the radio. They just listen to their, they prefer to put their buttons. They just get in and zone out.

Father's daughter, man. Yeah. He's taught them well. Last night, when me and Alicia went to dinner, just me and her, and she forgot her buds, and she was like, go back and let me get my buds. I was like, why? I don't have to drive an all-way back so you can get your buds, because we're going with our five-determent drive to the restaurant.

I go, no, I go, just put the eucalycicid radio I said. And even on satellite, she couldn't find even on satellite she couldn't find anything She she could not find any kind of music that she liked she does not into that like I completely empathize with her Yeah, I told her to put on well, I got a 90s bullshit station on satellite You know, so but yeah, I've wise is sage been taken over the radio. Oh, yeah, she's she has a preference for music every morning on the way to school How is she how is she hearing it? I? Think she's hearing it online like on she got her laptop her birthday and she when she and Suzanne drive around together I think they listen to all this corny shit like Z100 type stuff. Yeah

But like it's got to the point where you know like It should be like turn on the radio like she'll turn on the radio and if it's first off if it's a guy singing She immediately dismisses it. She doesn't like it has to be a girl singing and it has to be about like Love songs and shit. Like if she hears a word love then she's like I'm in Doesn't matter. Does that matter? As long songs about love. Like if she hears a word love then she's like, I'm in. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Is the long songs about love that's all she cares about? Oh, that's nice. I know it's not though. It's the longest fucking 20 minute ride.

Watch your button. I should. I got on here a fucking truck. But she should be the one putting goddamn buds in. Tell us who's in the drive. You're going gonna sit in the back and put your buds in. Well, we don't all go, it's just you and say shit. Bring the dog, my parents got a new dog. Did they?

Yeah, it was just like it was a two year old rescue. Well, some might say, that others might say they just adopted it. Where did they get it at? The ASPCA. So they rescued it? Yeah. I'm sure. Why not?

It's not like they rushed into the gas chamber and fucking carry it out. That's not like the SPCA is breeding them. You know, it's either surrenders or dogs that they rescue from abuse. Do the ASPCA at a certain point, if no one's, if no one adopts a dog, do they have to put it down? I don't know. Is that a kill shelter over there? I am not sure. I'm not sure.

So why would you deny them the... Again, it's not like they're breeding them, so it's just a little bit of a... A little bit of feel-good valor of allowing them to proclaim they've rescued the dog. I'll tell you why. Because they get a fucking dog, and they pay as much attention to it as it did to me when I was a kid. So it less like, I bring the dog with me on a ride or I go get the dog and take him for a walk, or play tennis ball and shit, right? The dog's just sitting around. The most idea was to get it.

Pam and Pam had this idea that Edgar wanted a dog. How does your mom at this stage of her marriage? How does she have ideas without firm, firm, firm knowledge that that's the case? How are you wrong at this stage? You think you, you would like, it's like, she, he breathes and she finishes, she, and she finishes the breath, you know,

I mean, there, there should be so in sync at this stage that there's no, there's no mistakes of like, well, I thought he wanted to talk. They're in sync on certain things. Like, this, this is fucking mind blowing. This is like, they're old. Like, they've crossed the threshold into old where like, my mother's constantly afraid of getting sick,

like constantly. As if she has like a compromised immune system or something, but they both have iPhones. They have the same fucking ringer. So when a phone rings, every time, they're like, is that me or you? Is that me or you? Is that my English?

I like change the fucking ringer. Just change it on one of them. And it's cranked up to the top volume. And it's like one of, it's not even like a cool song from when they were young. It's like one of the like very standard tones and shit. And I'm like, I don't get it, man. I don't, they don't, but that's not gonna be me.

Like I fucking really hope it's not. I'll you ensues and dress in the like same ringtones. Ah! Going to blinded. Who did it? You were me. I remember that international women say years ago and it's like you were me. Yeah.

It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, I guess one, it got you a dog just like you wanted. when you're I got you dog just like you wanted did I? did I say that? I guess I must say that would you breathe? I finished it near phone rings my rings we don't know both of each other's voice felt messages. Hi, it's Price who's there. We can get into the book.

Oh my god. Promise me you would fucking shoot me if it ever came to this. Why is not, it's not like, it's everything. The road isn't like, the road isn't geared to it that. It's a point to achieving that level of unity. Domestic bliss. If it was gonna happen. to it that is a point to achieving that level of unity. Domestic bliss. If it was gonna happen.

So you're saying that it's unlikely that you guys can achieve that level of like one? I say it's highly unlikely that in 20 years, I will be like, is that your phone or mine? I'll have killed us both. I don't kill. My point. If I don't kill myself on the way to school, it's an indecisive music. And she picked this up at school.

If I put on one of my songs, she'll go gay and turn the channel on me. I think somebody at school taught her the word gay. I don't think so. No, I don't use it the proper way I don't. I don't. I wouldn't tell you if I did. Oh my kid.

What kid in school is saying that? She has no idea what Gabe means. I don't know. She learns a lot of shit from her friend, Miss Girl Kayla. I'm like, where'd you hear that? And she'll be a Kayla. So, and Miss Girl Kayla. Is she telling the truth or is she just blaming Kayla in case she does want to get in trouble?

I don't know. I mean, she's her best friend so I mean, she could find a better scapegoat. Where'd you learn that word? Probably some people in scapegoat. Just like some random name that I don't know, you know? She's a smart one. She's a smart one. She'll be like, Randy and I'd be like, oh, Randy, you know, not knowing if it's a she's a smart one. It should be like Randy and I'd be like oh that Randy You know not knowing if it's a girl

Maybe they don't know either Okay Talk about the crate you received last month. I've stopped receiving my crates I have I'm still yeah, I'm still getting my crate you're getting a crate after crate Did you change your address? Wheat I did I think I don't know maybe somebody else is getting my crate. You're getting a crate after crate. Did you change your address? Sweet. I did. I think, I don't know. Maybe somebody else is getting my crate. I mean, I'm just stacking them.

Yeah. They get to crate so they can have all the same shit just like their fucking playing songs. Be the envy of your friends. It's great with us. And get your 100% exclusive crates at lootcrate.com. Are there people who are like, man, I envy that guy This isn't that the difference isn't that the difference between jealousy and envy like jealousy is something that it's like

Kanye's an awesome rapper. I'll never be that good of a rapper where envy is like Man, he got a fucking awesome loot crate box. I can get an awesome loot crate box. Envy is within reach. Jealousy is like something you can't have. Envy is you don't want them to have it. And jealousy is you don't want them to have it. Envy is you wish you had it as well. You ever experienced that? No, not about loot crate. Let's be realistic. About everything else in life though. Have you ever had any of your Chinese confidence? Have you ever felt that about like, have you ever been that emotion ever come up on you I would say I would say NB like I wish I had that but I would say I've never been

to the point where I'm I don't want them to have it either no you don't begrudge people anything huh if they got a please oh yeah you see it oh yeah he's not inquire boy he makes himself out to be quite the petty motherfucker Are we talking about physical things or Anything certain people that you definitely like okay, like we're talking about like television shows sometimes that you know I hit that point like I'm not talking about talking about comic book I'm not talking about comic book shows. I'm not talking about comic book shows. I'm talking about comic book shows.

You know, it's how it was chose. Like, who has, who, Quinn? No, no, I talk about like the, like the Alaskan push people. I can't stand that show and I despise them and... Nope. No, I'm not talking about that either. I'm talking about your obsession. Your fucking Eskimo, heater.

No, the Alaskan push people, not Eskimos. Yeah, it's, it's as horrible. Who's the man you're obsessed with and trying to expose and trying to... Bobby B? Yeah, it's just a bizarre, like, happening. So it's not me that. No, it's not me. No.

He's convinced me that he's smarter than you, so he's let that one die here. Right. No, he comes in and he makes these verbose and grandiose claims. And it's just like, okay, now I got to deflate them. Cause what? Oh, it takes him, he takes, he's taking customers down a peg or two. Oh, no, Bobby B.

Who's, I don't know who this is. Rob Ross. Oh, okay. He's not, it's a bizarre like fascination obsession. Oh, that, that I kind of get because he, like he, he is a, a very sort of histrionic type guy who will come in and start saying shit, and he doesn't bother me.

Yeah, but to the point where you're gonna do some sort of online investigation to see if he's telling the truth and like, well, this leads to here and I figured this out, let me look at this and look at this. And I'm like, okay, I have this gigantic thread now that tells me that what he says may not be true. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine that level of obsession? okay i have this gigantic thread now that tells me that what he says may not be true

that you imagine that level of like obsession and this is not even mic who hate robberus i think they found it or that all right i think i think mic and get them have uh... formed a relationship no he came in and claim that uh... well but first we had more items listen to the bay then he did

and then he's like, Oh, God. Which was true. I let that I tell him. What did I tell you? I said, I don't have his pity or something. I said, I don't know what's more pathetic. You, or him making that claim, I said,

stop worrying about it, I said. So that hop obsessing over it, man. So then he went and made sure he listed like 30 more items than we have. And he came and he was he listed like 30 more items than we have and He came and he was bragging that he goes yeah, well I was madder to two people in the entire universe Matters to millions of people it's Two people care so he gives us as well Three people because Mike likes to get in like you know, you may so more stuff than I did

But I sold everything this thing is I saw that a higher average And so now I'm like, okay, you know what? I'm like, I'm not sure if he's right or not. So I went back and averaged it out over a 10 day period at random. And we still sold more stuff at a higher price than he did. And then so that he just said it. Oh, even though you did, I came back and it came up and I was like, oh, well, actually, I looked into it.

It's the ugly part of it, I wish you didn't tell everybody about, oh, really? That's the ugly part of it. I know you have to get into dirty detail. You have to tell them how I am. You know how I am. You finish my sandwiches and how, um, and just how petty and how small you are.

I didn't really want everybody to know that. Because now it's a bad reflection on me. Yeah. That's how. small you are. I didn't really want everybody to know that because now it's a bad reflection on me. I definitely cut this out. So what's it like to listen to or do you just totally filter it out now? Like can you at least like if I was here I feel like you and I would have fun with it. But being alone, it's much more difficult than adults. It can be torturous at times. Well you stay back here Mike and I just give a two of up there. Then he comes back here. It's a sound talks with Walt about some football scores,

some collectible that he found, and how he's selling stuff more on Facebook. And it's, you got, I don't know if you realized the toll that I go through. The psychic toll? Yeah. The mental anguish at times that I put myself in. Like, you got to walk it off, maybe take a walk down

broad street just to shake it off a little bit. I'm sorry. Yeah, anything I can do just to sometimes not be here mentally. I try to like, you know, be here mentally I try to like just like check out yeah check out a lot puts his buds in yeah you check back in and it's just like guess what yeah I'm going to watch get a wait until I tell you about March is Great. It is wild. Wild. Well, wild. I've seen a theme in, you know what? Lucrate. Lucrate.

Yeah. What was last time that was built? Yeah. So, you know why? I think it's because it's March madness. You think so? No. Why?

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huh? Speaking of fancy, we're going to Lexington this weekend. Walt, me, Mike, and maybe... So I saw you guys singing about it the earlier. We were singing a little bit earlier. You look perplexed that I would join them in singing. Yeah, it was a very... Did you tune out? I don't I don't and disappointed would not be the wrong word, but I was very I felt I felt sad I felt a little I felt a little pity not not you know not I don't want to Say it was a day you were pitiful, but I felt a little sad that you had to do that you had to resort to singing on video for a con Well, tell you what Ming asked me and I was really it was my last ditch offer to get invited to the party Now you had to sing a song an extreme song called

Two more than words more than words more than words and I was I was surprised that you went along with it that does not seem like the That seems like a Mike and Meng thing definitely that they would be like yeah, we gotta sing let's do it But you would have a little bit more self respect You have more self respect and you'll give you you yourself credit for not anymore But I was surprised that you you You agreed because it was like, it was Mings' idea, it's not even funny. It wasn't funny. I didn't really understand it, but I'll tell you, he was like, hey, would you mind doing

this? And I have burned him so many times on things. I was like, all right, I'll sing and I'll do this video. But I think, I think, if you had been, if you just if you'd said no, do you think it really would have made a difference? No, probably not. I mean, if you're like, yeah, I'm not into that. That's not me.

That's not you. That's not me, you're right. It's not you. That's not what I'm doing. I don't know. That's what I was really surprised. And I was like, yeah, I was like, I'm not on drugs. I'm not drinking.

What was that? Yeah. Why is he doing this? And like, I'm Ming's request. It's not like he, have you, he's like, I got this great idea. And then he says that and you're'm ming's request. It's not like he have you he's like I got this great idea And then he says that and you're like okay, I'll do it a little fucking shipper trick me What else do we got man? Well, I mean do you see what about you again? Do you see you when you're you're you're um, you're more

other, other ever achieving that level of like synchronization. Total synchronization. Uh, I'm not sure. I mean, we, we, we have our moments every now and then we're, I, I wish you was here to answer. She'd be like, no fucking way. I'd be totally in sync with a maniac like this?

Is Weirdo? Well, I don't think she considers him a maniac or a weirdo, though. No? How could she? Well, you know, Charles Manson has girlfriends. Some people do. You know, some people are like, I'll just overlook these little idiosyncrasies like obsessing over card readers and cans of beans and shit No, I remember we were watching a TV like last week and I said something you know something came on the screen I said something she was like too many black people TV She said get out of my head because I think she you know she thought the same thing And yeah, I know yeah now did you Did that make you feel good that you're like you're like you're that you're getting in that kind of like not only are you connecting physically

Yeah, I saw the sis got better Are you connecting are you connecting on another plane? I would hope so hold it the coldest the What's it called plane is that? Astral. No,ral astral astral astral okay it's the brain it would be the I guess the psychic plane yeah I guess all right where one time they think of the same thing as they're watching the same show and it's like holy shit obviously it's just like a giggly bound just like

Walton bastard on on Lance. That was different. That was a miracle. Well you want it why you're gonna put put it? I think if you hang around with someone enough and you have like you know like interests like you may think the same thing as a TV show is on. Has it happened? What you and Susanne? I don't really let her watch TV. I don't let her watch today because it's International Women's Day. Not where we think the same, I mean, you know, you laugh at the same stuff sometimes. But do you guys finish, does she ever, would she ever say, get out of my brain? Get out of my head?

No. But I'm on a totally different fucking level come on the shit I'm thinking up there's no way she's I'm way smarter than suicide I parade around the high-pea cock around the house I'm like I'm smarter than Smith Smith ever boasting any given chance I think I could I could say definitely that I the me and my wife have have have achieved that level not all the time but like more I'm more than not that we could we can go toe-to-toe with any Married couple even your even your parents, I think and do on a play like a newlywed game against Pam and Edgar There's one thing I know you guys got to agree on and that's a fucking sweet cusp rematric

She loves it. She has to love it right? You guys are in sync on that. Yeah, I mean we're a cusp rematric family and that will never change. Where do you guys stand on it being an invention? Do you both agree it's not an invention? I have to... I would have to think that she also would agree that I have an invention? I have to I Would have to think that she also would agree that calling an invention. You don't need to call an invention It's awesome. Don't try to like put pig on a pig on lipsticks Or lipstick some pigs you don't have a such a great product

You don't have to like muddy the waters by calling an invention. Well Well, it's not like they did. It was time magazine, dude. And the sleepies. Oh, so it wasn't. It wasn't so. Yeah, well, they won the Sleepy award. Now it was. Hold on. Let me see.

Time magazine. Time magazine named it one of the best inventions of 2015. Maybe because it's a mattress, but it's like it doesn't depend on the coils and all that other shit. Or maybe like, what's a hybrid? It fits in a box. Was it what, 2016, they dubbed it that? 2015. Well, I guess 2015 must have been a light year in the year.

Right, nobody was inventing shit in 2015. They're like, I'm gonna give this to them. The best is one of the best. One of the best, all right. I mean, it doesn't matter if it's an invention. All of this that matters is comfortable. Yes, is it? Is it, um, and what if, what if the cast from mattress led to one of these other better

inventions like the guy was so arrested and his brain was on you know is on the as peak because he was sleeping so well he thought of another better invention. I can't well we'll never know if that's the case though. They're never going to get a better mattress and cash. But it's, it's, it's so comfortable. And it's a great bargain. That's all you got to sell it on. Don't, don't keep saying it's invention because that'll turn people off. People, yeah, people like you're so pretentious.

Plus, I believe what you have the, they deliver to you comes in its own bag. It has a, comes in its box, comes in its own box. It has a hundred day, a hundred night trial, trial period. Mm-hmm. And if you're not satisfied with it, I believe they come and pick it up from you. They do all the work. Sounds like you're a Casper, man. It's not going to happen, no. You're not going to have to worry about sending it back.

Well, they're not going to have to worry about you sending it back. Do you think that you could trick Casper into thinking that your mattress was one of theirs that you used for a hundred nights? I remember a mattress is being this yellow. It was a, did a herd of elephants sleep on this mattress? Did you, did you, did you, did you, was this in like, or was this used in some sort of pen? Yeah, did they ship this to you from a third world country?

Some kind of pen. Did you, did you, it was, were livestock sleeping or something? There's a lot of hang on this mattress. So, what's here? Okay, let's get through the required, actually, that's a required talking point. Time magazine, the best inventions. Here are the required talking points.

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I can die right here Would you have to have Casper come and take it away if you saw get him just like chilling out on your mattress? No, no, no Just chillin out like he just took a rest. He took a like he needed a blow Like he was I had to move in so much of my Your mind's in the gutter when you say you need a blow you mean you need to you need to take a breath I never heard it phrase that've never heard it phrase that way. You never heard it phrase that way. Well, I heard it before.

I heard it before. I heard it taking a breather, but I've never heard it before. Taking a blow. Take a breather blow. Whatever. Same thing. Breathing blowing air out your lungs is the same thing, isn't it? Sure. I'm just taking a blow.

You're like, who that man in here? Isn't it his daughter's birthday? No. Still. taking a blow you're like who that man in here. This is this $1.00 birthday. No, no. Still. I'm closer than you. Free shipping returns to US and Canada. 100 nights risk free. They'll pick pick it up just like get them said, cashmere.com slash T-E-S-D, $50 off. And use that promo code T-E-S-D. Do you think any of Q's, the listeners who

may be listening solely because of Q, do you think that they've made it this far? They're listening solely for Q, then I'd say no. They probably switched it off the second I was like, he was not here. Yeah, you think that there's like, oh, no Q. You know, listen, no Q. Let me tell you something. Those IJ girls are our prime examples of the like slaubering over Q slaubering over Sal slaubering over Marin Joe. What are you talking about that?

Because it's not just guys that are like, oh, she's hot. Did he say it said earlier? Like, well, not all girls do that. And it's like, of course it is, but all guys don't either. But that's a good example. I mean, Christel, mighty.

They want to marry him. Right in fan fictions. It's doing those photo collages I'm just calling back and I'm calling back an earlier point. Okay. Are you making a pointer? Yeah, I don't know maybe Can I do it right now? I don't care about that point anymore What else happened? Oh, I wanted to ask you get them such as your fucking smart Do you had and you must have a smart TV you're so smart? No, right? No, no, no my TV my TV was made the same month that I graduated high school

the smartest man the room I Think lives like it's 1989 Like unless he acquires devices that he had of the lost and found. Right, or pity. Yes. Okay. Like my iPhone. Yeah. Yeah.

I read a little bit about the wiki leaks that- Oh, the Vault 7. Yes this is this a concern of yours? Um, that that when you shut off your smart TV, it's still recording everything you say to whoever you have locked up in your house and sending it to the internet. I it's I'm of the opinion of like I've said if someone is sitting there monitoring my life and everything that I said everything that I write I feel sorry for them Because I'm not that interesting. I just it's I would think the the sheer amount of data even with Voice processing and you know being able to transcribe it then have something go through that transcription and pick up certain things

I just think it's such a massive amount of transcription and pick up certain things. I just think it's such a massive amount of data that like you know if the NSA was following all this stuff I mean they would have caught a lot of these things before they happened. If it's at the scale that were led to believe. How do they know the people who they who they really want to listen to? How do they know if they have the TV's? I think we know. How? Well, you can correlate. How do you know? They're watching LG Zero for Christ's X. You can correlate.

Zero is actually a really good news source. You could correlate the purchase of the TV to a credit card number. And that will give you the serial number. And then when this TV communicates with its server, it probably transfers along its serial number as well, so that it can find any software updates. And you can have it flagged that TV and say, I want to set this TV up for monitoring anything that it records

Send to this computer over here send that file to this computer over here. I Don't think that's think it's happening. I think it's well within the wrong possibility of technology that we have nowadays And the CIA is doing it, right? This is what they say the CIA and a say you know any one of the letter organizations You know who has to get more on the ball is the fucking TSA. I went, when I went, I forgot to mention this last week, when I went to LA with Q, I forgot until I got to LA that I had a knife in my bag. That's just a given.

In Nork, of course. In Nork, it went through because I just did carry on. And I didn't realize it until I got to LA and then I was like, oh shit, that's amazing that I got through. And then on the way back, I was like, well, it's $25 to check it. And if they find it in the bag, then all they're gonna do is like you mail it back to yourself.

You can mail back to yourself or toss it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna toss it. It's too expensive to toss. So I go through security and L.I. And they pull me to the side. And the lady takes like one of those wipes, I guess, looking for some sort of residues. Residue, yeah, they went through like the mass spec or something.

Inside the, inside the suitcase. And then she's like, all right, you're good to go. Both places got on with a sizable pocket knife. Nobody safer. No, it's such bullshit. It's such a fucking facade. It's always gonna be crap. Cracks, right? I mean, even, but twice, it's gonna happen. It's nuts. Well, I mean, how big is the knife? It's pretty, I wouldn't say the blade is what's that like five inch. in and it's a full-derm guessing Yeah, okay, so folder The head and how did you have it stored?

There was just in the back was it horizontal vertical yeah, it was like open like sticking through the fucking side of the suit No, no, because fucking laying down in the suitcase man, it depends on how it's it lays down because I did x-ray When my my one job I had x-ray packages and depending on how something works in a game bar Because you're looking at it you're looking at a 2d. Just where I know those with those fake The oral is the oral It's checking for residue. Yeah, let me just wipe under your nuts It's it scans it usually scans from one direction, like from the top down. So you see it comes in front of you and it's, you know, you can change the colors, but that

gives you an idea of what's inside. And if it's on its side, and the knife just looks like it's just a piece of metal. Now if it's on it's flat like that, then yes, you would see the outline of knife unless what the scales are made of is metal as well and that would obscure the knife outline. A lot of these systems have a they have an automatic feature which scans for like patterns. Why don't they just do a metal and you go through with a metal? Because there's so much metal in a suitcase that it would it would sent the whole thing off. So you run it through the x-ray so you can see right through it. And you'll see stuff like phones and knives and such, but depending on how it's oriented, it can

get... it can pass by someone who's just looking at the screen. Unless like when my scan packages, I would put them through once and then flip them over and run them through again in a different angle so that I could see exactly what was inside. And this was to get into a fucking racetrack? No, this is when I was working at the bank. Okay, when they locked you in the room with anthrax. Yes All right, but the the Obsession they have with like you better drink that water you better drink that water for you Get on the plane because you can't fucking you know, you can't bring water You know into the at first. I thought was a scam just to get people to my water inside the

Inside the actual like airport area. I don't think so though. And that's a pretty fucking imperfect system if it's like a knife has to be in a certain position in order for them to be like, oh, well, he is a knife. Like 9-11 was perpetrated with fucking box cutters. Yeah, and that's, I agree with you. But I don't think that I do not believe that you or even 10 other people could now a day stand up on a plane, pull out a knife and say I'm taking this plane over and you would land on the ground safe and alive.

What would you do? I'd take anything that I could and I'd try to take you down. Yeah. I mean, I'm not trying to be like Mark Wahlberg, but in today's day and age. Why Mark Wahlberg? He said that if he was on the planes during 9-11, then never would have happened. It was a specific plane. It was the one that crashed in Pennsylvania.

Yeah, it's a little more. He started boasting and shouting. Oh, really? But if I'm saying, if someone pulled up a knife and said, I'm trying to take just knowing what... Yeah, I think everybody in a plane is going to react away. You're like, they are not going to sit by and say, OK, well, let's do what he says.

Like we did before. But who's the first one? Because the first one, if somebody has a knife, they're getting cut. not this you could I'm sure you could probably grab like a piece of luggage and swing that front of you and Hopefully knock the knife out of their hand without getting cut but even getting cut as long as I mean if I get cut and I survive That's it's a it's a plus How about you memorialize get them if like he's on a plane somebody pulls out of night. He tries to rush him like right away It's like boom like right in the neck. And I fall on top of him and us, he can't move anymore. No, he's, yeah. So he, he's kind of a hero by pinning him with his immense

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Did an investigation and that's what they figured out. I don't you're gonna talk about the other guy Like I want to like I would like to what other guy? There was a guy who like made all these threats against like Jewish shenigogs and whatever and turned out He was a reporter for a liberal newspaper and was trying to write his own stories. Yeah. That's shocking. Yeah. I don't know, man.

Again, we'll give it to you as cemetery alone. Like you must have other shit to do. You must. There's so much like it's a big fucking world, right? Even at my most assinineine and I did stupid fucking shit when I was younger like so you know sometimes youth you know but but I don't think I ever was like I ever had enough time to be like let's single out a certain religion and let's fuck with their shit it's just it's it's a mindset. I can't even begin to understand

I would like to talk to someone though. I somebody who toppled headstones at a Jewish cemetery if you're listening email I did I did steal tombstones in college But we stole them from the tombstone store They had them like out front as displays tombstone store that had him like out front as displays. So, it took like two or three of us to throw it in the back of my car. Do you remember that headstone that Kevin had made for Jersey girl? Yeah. It was like fucking 900 pounds.

It was almost impossible to move. So, how the fuck are you guys carrying tombstone? It was about, it was one of those ones that lays on the ground. So it was about maybe- Oh, like a marker, like a groove. It was about a foot wide and maybe two foot, three foot long. And it was, yeah, granted. It was so it was about a marker like a group. This was about a foot wide and maybe two foot three foot long. And it was yeah, granted it was it was heavy. It took like two or three of us to to get it.

And then when we we got in the car and we drove off, I guess like the adrenaline, then when we got to the college, friends forever. When we got to college, we're like, wait, how the heck are we supposed to get this up? Three or four flights of stairs. Now this was a prank. Yeah, initiation for some. No, we were just we were just driving around. We're like, oh, be great if we got we grabbed the tombstone from the tombstone store or whatever the place

was. Yeah, mining that's and we're like, okay, let's try it. You know, I guess if it was like too heavy for us to lift, we just would have went on to do something else, but because it was just that right weight that we could get it in the car, we grabbed it. And then when we got back to the college, we slung it in some blankets so that we could get it up the back stairs. Where was it's our final resting place? The priest who was our RA for the building came through during one of the inspections or something and saw it.

And he's like, it's got to go back. And so we brought it back. Like you brought it back. Yeah. Did you apologize? No. Isn't it easier just to like kidnap another college's mascot or something? You're lugging a fucking 800 pound piece of marble up the stairs. We were, we were, what college?

Same Vincent's college. Where's that? In Latropen, Slovenia. Did you graduate? Do you have a college degree? No, okay. Yeah. What, what, what, how big was the school?

Um, you're like the Bill Gates of comic book store clerics like dropped out if I can pursue a career I don't really know exactly how big it was we were pretty big school. Yeah, yeah, we're popular Yeah, same minutes popular. We have a bespoke Vincent oh no, no, no, I was popular because I had a car as a freshman that that was a big thing What what ultimately made you not finish? grades grades were yeah, I had a Whatever you were just getting to I had bad roommates. No, I had bad I had bad roommate roommate roommate my roommates I didn't get along it was fucking I wonder why tombstone theft ring took up most of his time

No correcting that. How could you be so fucking smart? And then you fell college, man. It was it was it was you know, it was just wasn't for me. Yeah, it was to, um, read you to structure. I bet. No, I just I didn't I don't do well. I don't do well.

And I know it sounds cliche. I don't do well in testing. You know, I know the material, but when it comes time down to the test, it's just like it was, you know, just I went my great my grades weren't up to par. So you got kicked out, are you? I got kicked out after my, my, I want to say my second semester, but I went back and because I went through the rules of the school and I wasn't, I found out I wasn't allowed to be kicked out that quickly. So. So you went back and they got kicked out again. Yeah.

But the time had passed. Yeah. What an asshole. It sounds like exactly what it does now. Like he's looking for any little like. I took a long night's. I took summer courses at Brookdale, you know, in order to try to get my GPA up. And yeah, I did not. What were you going to, what were you major, in order to try to get my GPA up and, you know, I, I, it didn't know to not worry. What were you majoring in? At that point, liberal arts, which is undeclared. Liberal arts. What, what did you want to be when you were? I wasn't sure. And I, you know, I tried all these core

classes and just never found a, you know, a degree or whatever that, like, you know, grabbed me. What the fuck? I even finished one year. How could you find something? I did a year, I did a year and a half there. Oh, you're gonna have? Yeah. And then I, like I said, I went to, I transferred to Brookdale. I spent like two or three years there.

And just never, I school, a two year school. He's there for three years and still doesn't get a degree. Well, I didn't take a, I was working so I didn't take a full course load. Oh, okay. And I just, like I said, I never found a major that, you know, like, you know, grabbed me and was like, this is what I want to do for the rest of my life.

You ever think about going back to school? I think, I think about it sometimes. Like you want to be like a college boy again. Yeah, maybe. I think that does the stash have a program where like tuition reimbursement and shit, like you pay for him to go to. Yeah, I got to ask HR. I mean, I know that there's courses on binding. I know that's I know that to be true Yeah, you need a practical trade now the day the days of you like

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No, for Trump or against Trump? It's against Trump. Yeah, no, I go. It's for Trump. You go. I might, I might wander around. You're a guy, huh? See what's up? He's gonna get fucking pepper spray. That's why everybody does the Trump supporters now that you should out of him and pepper spray.

Oh, come on, he's used to it. I think you're immune to that by now, right? Yeah, that's a lot. That's a million stuff I just use as hot sauce. I mean, you can be bear spray, right, for you. Yeah, I'm gonna knock you on your ass. You even end you might not stop, right? That's what that's what your girl carries.

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I want anybody to read me. I think you're going to get a lot of people who hate you already. You've just set yourself up for even more hate because you are like I you want to go to pro Trump rallies Well, he said and fairness to him. He said he wants to just stroll around and check out the Sort of check out the climate see people still hate Trump Who you know a person that people don't hate and never gotten any any bad negative female female negative male who? Sunday Jeff. Oh, that's true. You cannot read anything. He doesn't care about this stuff. And I want to let you guys know next week.

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one thing I've like, you know, Deelnwood him and his, his rapping is that he's figured it out. Rappers have a lot of bravado. They have a lot of, they're very proud of that. They want you to know how much money they have. How often they're at the club. Yeah. The expense of everything, whether it's champagne or car they do everything really well you know and have that if you don't have that level of confidence you probably should be wrapping

you think something just as you know you see it in his everyday life no matter what he's doing he has the confidence of a rapper who was that rapper? Even though he was like going to court for bankruptcy, he was still flashing like mass stacks of a hundred dollar bills. But it's Instagram or Facebook. And like the judge was like, you got to stop doing this.

I vaguely remember something like that. Yeah, rapper rappers are a strange breed, right? Because that never happens with rock. I mean, like you will see excess, especially like back in the 80s with like air metal and shit, but rappers ever since rap started to this very minute. There is a rapper out there who's like, I am the greatest. Yeah, I would never have that kind of self-esteem. I'd make the worst rapper ever. I would never have that kind of self-esteem. I'd make the worst trap forever. Yeah, like you, rap, you need to, you need to be extremely confident and

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I can, he'll go up and perform laying down and just singing up, singing up to the ceiling. What's sadder that or the people that buy into it and it's like, he's a fucking Jesus. He's laying down. He's so confident. Idiot. A of, of, of people who like it, if somebody's super famous, they're like... Well, I guess if you tell, it's like anything else, if you tell somebody something enough about yourself,

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