Tell Em Steve-Dave - #329: Log Box

Episode Date: March 18, 2017

Bry, Walt & Q consider a 'Deliverance' remake, Bry gets into (another) altercation, 2 Live Crew vs 1 middle-aged Jew. Music: Chayser - My Three Suns

I'm trying to make his dad look real good right now. That's it, that's a true. Fuck yeah man, he didn't try to kill him. Yeah, but that shouldn't be the bar. Are there any marches going on? Oh, I'm so mad. What are we looking for here like? What's a big scar that you have, you think? They thought it was pregnant, it's a C-section scar.

They're like, oh shit, we fucked up. Ha ha ha ha ha! Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave where we join Walt calling people sheep. If you like Apple products as he looks at the free iPad that Rich Shunton. No I said that. Well no my iPhone's ringing. Is it yours or mine?

I was in the mall and I was waiting for my kid to come out of the store and it happened to be sitting at one of the Don't don't tune out please Q is here to Q please say I don't want to think it's just another fucking get-em episode And I was just a lot I have to be across from the Apple store and I just marveled at like How busy they are like for an almost an hour straight? It was just a continuous flow of people in and out of there. I mean it's got to be the most successful store in the entire mall at this point right by far. It's far astrophic. That mall yeah I would think so. And a lot of people are just a lot of people I watch I watched for a long time I watched just to see you'd like to try to maybe take some of the

some of the things that they're doing in there bring them into the stash Mm-hmm. You need just a lot of products Not comics all back issues of you know Spider-man just aren't the same had the same cash. Yeah, he is an end-to-life phone but a lot of people are just going in and just touching the products

Mm-hmm that are on products that are out there to like the look actual. So they're all around with it. Yeah, but that would drive me crazy if I worked at the Apple store though. As everybody comes in and just touches it and they're really not buying anything. Yeah.

To me, that I would put. I ran into that problem. That meant you would buy. They all buy Walter. I ran into the same problem when I was a prostitute for a little while Everybody wanted to touch nobody wanted to pack Yeah, I lost I lost hey man if you work at United and you have any ins you should be able you have you called? Yeah, no, and they're like yeah like

Maybe you was a four to six weeks six to eight weeks something like that to let you know Yeah, I left my iPad in the seat back pocket on the way to Lexington this weekend where we did the comic cut. That's wiping out your profit for the weekend. Exactly. Yeah, now I'm wrestling between, do I buy an iPad Pro or just the iPad Air?

I'm like it's only $100 or more. I need an iPad pro I have a pro do you How do you like it? I love it well did you see cue there? Where's my genius Well, it's just the new that's just what they're calling right the bigger ones are all iPad pros now Well, no, then you have the iPad air air which is the thinner one the iPad pro it I think there's like a faster processor and you can I don't need the more speakers. I love it Yeah, yeah, I love it. You got the real big one or like the the no not the real big one I don't need it. I just use it really all I do on it is like just read yeah, so might just get a Kindle

Because the Kindle doesn't you just get a Kindle? Because the Kindle doesn't get everything that you need. Like if I want to download a comic, I can do it on there. If I want to watch a movie, I can do it on there. If I want to all this stuff. Plus, you know, bad bad, maybe. You're gonna be judged, right? You're gonna say, Kindle is kind of a synonymous now

with like, like, grandma's right. No, I think you still rock a Kindle, right? Can you still rock it? If you're if you're trendy, you can rock a Kindle. Well, it's easier on the eyes. That's well, if you read outdoors, you can read the Kindle. The iPad's hard because it's so shiny with the Kindle.

It's just it's the horrible name though, isn't it Kindle? Yeah, I don't get it. It just sounds like, you know, like. Doesn't have anything to do with books. Besides burning them. Yeah, that is a weird name. And I you know, you have anything to do with books besides burning them Yeah, it is a weird name You know you have to give props to Amazon. I was watching sneaky Pete on Amazon the other day No, the hell you always have the Amazon video sort of icon logo come up. They are not shying away from

A logo that looks exactly like a cock. They're like fuck it. Really? Oh, yeah If it's so Amazon shows up in my house, basically every other day. Is it kind of not Apple? No. Oh, that's why it's not true. Kindle is Amazon's. If Apple made that, it would be a lot more trendier. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Well, they did, they called the iPad. You think that looks like a penis.

It absolutely looks like a dick. Oh, come on. I never saw it before. It looks like a smile. That's a smile. Where's the other, um, that's kind of like a Harrison Ford side smile. Like, hmm, hmm, hmm,

knowing, it's a knowing smile. And especially look against the black background just Everything to you is cocks. Yeah, that's just a lot. Yeah, you're closer to the cocks. We're talking to you Did you ever do to wash act test? Yeah? I don't But where I was supposed to write my name I just wrote Everything to you has to do with a with a boner. Yeah, well not everything I don't know where I was supposed to write my name, I just wrote Cobb. I don't doubt it. Everything to you has to do with a boner.

Yeah, well not everything. That's the irony. The actual boner has nothing to do with a boner, but everything else. Maybe that's a wishful thinking. Just want a boner, so bad. Just want a boner. Just want a boner. Just want a bon what's that happy?

Last week I used the phrase, I'm gonna take a blow. Yeah. And they immediately, both at ease too, or immediately give them trouble to those knees. Really? We're giggling like two, 12 year old. I guess they never heard it before. They never heard the phrase, like, you know,

you never take a blow. You're saying you have The final part of it will be all the time and be like if you're if you're in the building and you're like running out of steam They'll be like take a blow. We're gonna get someone else in here. Wow. So you're using an Manley man Brinaculous. What if I haven't? My my vinaucular Post enough my my vernacular yeah close enough

just be in a man i think it was a question all you appreciate what pronounced it right right i'm like how hello boys how do you like my vernacular it's like he just says what i'm here

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To well, they unlocked when you found yep, well, there you go. So you're using someone else's phone on it like they're paying your bill No, no, no, I just use it as a wife. I only want to return it or because it was left in a loss the found for six months He was able to buy law or bring track law He's got a fucking stop watch Who has a phone and it doesn't have a lock to this day in age I He worked here like your phone you're fucking celebrity bro. You can't be walking around on unlocked phone people gonna See all those wild Okay, okay

I don't have a passport on your phone. Oh, okay, is that considered a lost? Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Do you want people getting hit your cold-check text? Yeah, I was just happy. I don't have anything to do. I don't have anything to do. No, it's not a matter of your personal information

on there, your family photos on there, you have your address on there. Yeah, the guy who had the phone before me would work for an airline in Chicago, had a nice apartment there, beautiful grill outside. Oh, you looked through this a photo? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're not selling your lunch of a scumbag right now. Oh, you looked at this a photo. Yeah, yeah. And then I just,

you're a bunch of a scumbag right now. So could you have located them? No, it wasn't like a name. You're lying piece of shit. Yeah. Tell me you know the guy throwing a ball, but you can't find the guy. It was just such a, you know,

I just had pictures like that. You couldn't call one number. I'm in like, hey, I found this person's phone. It appears he's a pilot. No, no, he worked for the other guy. Oh, you mean my airline friend, yeah. I know that guy. Yeah, you could have easily found out who it was.

You could just- You still could. You could admit that you just wanted to phone or something. I mean, it was in a point in your life when it was important to you. I didn't find- I didn't find- I'm the lowest of low ebs.

I didn't find the phone at that point. I just want to be like everyone else. You don't fucking- It was the industry of low ebs. I didn't find the phone in that I just want to be like everyone else The Loan the proudest day of his life was the day that he took someone else's phone and passed it off his own We've had phones turned in we have it just trying to talk through it We have a dedicated loss and found person and they're supposed to attempt who's we the detracted sorry Oh still speaking as if you work there. No, where does this heartline? Yeah, I wonder where your legions Oh, I mean, I really don't even have you don't wonder. I don't even wonder

He goes back there on this day. You know off to try to what work for free and just shoveling shit Like what are you doing here? for free and just shoveling shit. Like, what are you doing here? You never maybe turn in the uniform. Now what was the rules there? Like whoever turned it in, we had first dibs on it if no one claimed it. Yes.

Then who was the second person? If the person who turned it in didn't want it, who else, who had the dibs in the owner of the track? Well, will we? It's like any free phones. Turn up in the last months. Was the person who turned it in and then my boss, he would turn it into one of those companies

that donates them to the troops like they, so you took the phone? So you took it for a troop? A trooper? So where there's a guy that's like, he just got fucking, he's under mortar fire. He's like, I just wanna talk to my kid one last time.

I was like, look at his nestle, who lost his phone. Yeah. Yeah, yeah But no, I had lost my iPod touch So my boss wanted to you know give me something to replace it So all right, so the rule isn't the person who turned it in gets first it was the first but the person who Turned it in had got fired or something you gotta give props though for at least turn it in though. I didn't turn

Up and take on the problem. I will say am I time there within a one month span I had found nine hundred dollars in cash and turned it all in whoa That's fucking I wouldn't done that. No, I just was it chips or money. It was actual First time it was a hundred dollar bills and the second Two dollars was did you get that money back as I'm I got to keep the first four hundred I found the second time was $100 bills. Did you get that money back? I got to keep the first 400 I found. The second 500 got claimed. Wow, that's good. I never would have handed that money in. I would be terrified to not hand it in.

Yeah. Yeah, because I'd be like, they're watching me. That's exactly, yeah. Yeah. Even one of our, one of the teachers in one of our classes, he goes, the worst day was when I found $5,000 in cash working at the airport. You had a teacher to teach you how to fuck a work at the track No for security license. Don't use your hands when you shovel his shit. That's what the shovels for Seeks six weeks

He was our he was our store instructor and New Jersey need a license all right So you see pile of horseship What do you do? I live I pick it up now You do not dive in head first somebody else other than get them please answer They're called them get them there for some reason gadget right? Some reason gadget right? Gadget gadget. Wow, wow. Yeah, so if you work for United and you have any connections, tell them Steve Dave 37 at gmail.com.

Maybe you can expedite this. But what I've always wanted to do. Yeah, but I've had you read that message. I don't know if you guys have had this desire or I don't know if it's on your bucket list. I would definitely call it my bucket list. I don't even know if it still exists, but I was told that there's a store. That does. All lost stuff from airlines. It goes to and. on my bucket list. I don't even know if it still exists, but I was told that there's a store. Hmm. That all lost stuff from airlines it goes to and you end.

It's a no, Scottsboro. Scottsboro, all out of business. Always wanted to do it. I've never been able to get out there. Yeah, but I just had this conversation the other day and I was like, but don't you think that the people, the store are just taking the best off? Yes, but unless there's rules that like, you know,

like firm rules in place where like you can't because of what's going on. But I would just I would call you on be like well come by and buy this fucking thing because we're gonna You're right. That's why baby. Why I got you got yourself a straw man. I think it's it's yeah It's like a fools game to try it's probably like a thrift store where the employees get the best pecs You'd probably you've gone to thrift stores right like you look around at the shit they have It's like 99.9 percent like every single item just depresses you. You know, old VHS old bullshits. I love that shit. Yeah. I go all the way to one of my own tour. I go all the time. To thrift stores? Yeah. It's fine. I think you know. Thrift stores and antique stores and like not antique architectural

antiques. Architect architectural antique stuff. Were they fixtures? It's where they pull out when they tear down houses. They take the shit from the houses and they put it in this warehouse. Like crackheads take and come. Yeah, shit like that, like copper pipes. Um, I don't understand what you're saying.

I read your handles. It's called architectural antique, I believe it's called. So what happens if they're gonna take down an old building, they come and they take the mantles the locks the door knobs All the shit the the sconces the channel is and they and they sell it in They don't sell it at auction no these companies coming in and then they have a warehouse that you're going and then you just Browse you you purchase anything for your oh, yeah, you're in your place. Yeah, yeah, good stuff. got a two-year-old fireplace box like a fire basket for my fireplace what is that to it holds the

foot the ashes are you put the wood no it's where you put the wood okay I think it's called a lock box they might I'm just saying what I what I what I think they call it I don't know it's your turret That's how a man says Go flush the log box hand made. Yeah, it's a hand made cast iron cast iron hand made cast iron a couple of years old from a Scottish Baronie in Glasgow Scottish what? Barronies a state in Glasgow So it was a baron? Yeah. Baron von.

But they didn't get to say it. But there was a bunch of, there was a ton of like old chandeliers and chandeliers. How much is that like? This was more expensive to ship home than it was to buy. How much is it? You think that's 30 pounds? Oh no, no, no, that's big. That's heavy. That's like 60, 70 pounds. Wow. Yeah

Yeah, you like the old stuff, huh? I do like the old stuff. I'm gonna look for those keys for the longest time every time I would go into I would do that I still haven't found the key still looking for them. I got them I don't know if I know somebody who was a few two or three. Yeah, I got I got some I was in a Florida this weekend back in the Like the complete the set isn't there only certain numbers? Yeah, yeah Yeah, I's certain ones. And how many of you still missing to complete a front?

I'm still missing a lot. Yeah, but somebody gave me a bunch of universal. I was hanging out. I was hanging out with my buddy, Universal Mike. You remember him? Who gets me free entrance to Universal? Big ant? In first hand to the week.

No. He had fucking those olds. Oh, I was trying to find the first hand to the week. Universal like, no, but I was hanging out with him and somebody gave me one game up I just thought they'd get his name in there. So I know he's listening. He's a good guy Mike and I went to this place. It was this breakfast place in in Lexington. Yeah, and Tally ho yeah, yeah

I'm like I can't remember the name of it. He's like tell me how I heard about the the per circle Yeah name of it and he's like telling me how that I heard about the the per circle. Yeah, um, everybody was really nice, but you know, the staff is taking pictures and all that, that kind of stuff. And we practicing some lady comes over who we had spoken to earlier, waitress, and she goes, do you guys pray? And I said, yeah, we pray good. I was like, and because Ming had joined us by a point, and he goes, and I said, I'm good I was like and because Ming had joined his father's point and he goes and I said him in squeals like you know a deliverance joke because we're in Kentucky right and she just goes on to say because my

mom's in a coma and it doesn't look like she's gonna come out of it so I was really hoping you guys would pray you know pray for Jesus and means like sure sure yeah definitely well and I she walks away I'm like oh she didn't ask you to do it with a prayer right there. No She wants us to pray independently on her own time now. Yeah, she would have to know that's not gonna happen I would I would I would want to see it. I want to I would I would want to see if I can make a mother Hands I would want to see it. I would not take your I would not take the words of the comic book minute They're gonna go home and pray right

First I congratulated myself silently for making a male on male rape joke Without knowing the circumstances You're asking a lot though. That's like a 40-year-old movie even if it was she seemed to have no idea what I was talking about I think I actually took place in Georgia was filmed in the heart of Kentucky and I think I actually took place in Georgia. Yeah, it was some of the same river that they did the Olympics on. Even it, okay, even there. The Appalachian, right? I doubt that they're holding it as a badge of honor, like, home, home, a word, Ned Bady got

fucking. Yeah, we're gonna tag. Yeah. I don't think that's the, we took it in the lock box. You guys like rape? Lock box. You're walking talk a lot. It did make me wonder two things. One, does she think that we have some pipeline to God that she doesn't

worry like he tallies them before he answers them? Yeah, he's like her and I'm getting all these prayers. Whoa, these guys are God is not midnight on AMC. God does not answer celebrity, but you know, there's not put celebrities before. You know, I think no, no, that's my get much much less as asked Richie Valens big popper and what's his name? Right, I mean, I would have to think that like if that's the case, if I get up to heaven when I get there and I find out that celebrities had a had a better gig or more

pole with God than a normal person would. I would have to rethink everything. You know that you watch his movies? You think he's a fan of Clooney? I would be a pecking order like a Tom Hanks to fucking shit like his prayers are answered before. He should be above like who has. All right, well let me ask you something., well let me ask you something okay, let me ask you something look at where these celebrities live and then look at the shit hole countries that are like mudslides

of wiping out babies and you don't think God has a packing order or do we like some more? so it's Hollywood above Hollywood the answer is in front of you nice the prayers were answered you should preach

is that good? is that God slogan Hollywood before Bali. Yeah. Wow. You put it that way. I mean, wow. You might be right. And if that's true, yeah, I'm glad I'm a celebrity. Right. I don't get sick. I don't consider myself one, but you know, I guess I would have to pull the celebrity card. You're gonna have to puff a puff out of a little peacock around heaven was at the front gate my Peter same peers

I'd have to pull my comic book men. Yeah, my hey, do you see last week's episode? I hope that it's like did you see you know 30 years ago that episode I hope I'm up there when I'm in my 90s You know 30 years ago that episode of I hope I'm up there when I'm in my 90s. I hope the show goes until we're in our 90s. If it's not under Flanagan might be under ANC. Right. Well you know they're walking there. It's gotta be in there.

It's gotta be in there. Meanwhile the chokers are walking right by. Holy shit you died too. Alright we'll see you in there. Kew, kew, kew. Did I get this guy in? No, all right, what about Universal Mike? Can I get him in?

Yeah. Yeah, all right, cool. No, that's his plus one. It did make me wonder though, with that scene, like if you've seen deliverance, there's a scene where like, you know, the whole movie is these guys are Canoing down this river before they dam it Bert Rattles Voight, Ned Bady and some of the guys who's never can't remember and

They run a foul of these hillbillies and the hillbillies proceed to rape Ned Bady and Voight I think it is as tied to the tree and They're gonna like force Voight to blow one of them and my question was like Is this something that they were like just sort of like walk around the woods and they're like look city boys? You know what we should do Or was this a thing that they're like if we ever like was it spontaneous or was it planned crime of opportunity? Yeah, cuz it seems really weird like if me and you were going on a hike through the woods and we see some city boys Yeah, and I'm like, you know, we should do you right I feel like you probably wouldn't be on the same page

What payoff Ned baby, he's not even hot Even Burke I think I think I think I think I remember you think, Bert Reynolds was ever going to agree to get raped in a movie. Did you imagine he would have kicked his age and right in the polls. For the un-Burt Reynolds, you fucking asshole. I thought you were Bert Reynolds. And that takes it up the S. He might not have been, he might not have been Bert Reynolds. I think that's a movie that propelled him to be Bert Reynolds.

He was always, but you don't get to be Bert Reynolds unless you're Bert Reynolds. Yeah, like you take that role, you're no, you're not going be burnt rents. So it's deliverance for your across the country. The entire every night of the week was rural comedy, green acres, pedicote junction. He hall. I mean, it was America loved the hillbillies. But they were laughing at them. I don't think they were laughing with them. I think they were like, look at these fish out of water Beverly Hillbillies, they what morons they were loveable Lovable and one and and and looked upon and revered as like wholesome and then that movie just took one scene to change the perception of hillbillies forever So like you like now you hear like

I love to see David like my god don't rate me I'm just trying to canoe. You consider them more hillbillies than Rednecks or? I mean, they live in the hills. Yeah, whatever. I mean, is it at all interchangeable? Do you think that when the movie, like, it first came out and some people in,

like, were down south, where, you know, where you would might find hillbillies when they were watching, did they know, like, oh like oh shit they're talking about us this just changed everything all that good will be back to the sixties is now fucking totally raised did they know it was a game changer I think so yeah no by the time they got the movie the game had already changed what the time they got the movie got to them the game had already changed. Oh Yeah, because it didn't because it took a lot for the good down here. Look at how happy he is with himself He's just like taking shots at hillbillies like everybody else I mean while there was a time there was the most allowed I mean cross section of people's

I mean you could go every night of the week they called it the rural explosion I read it I read about this and it was on every station and it was on every program executive had something based in the rural part of the country it was so beloved and then like that it was gone. But do you think it was directly because deliverance or people are like i don't i mean how much more than shit can we watch i think a lot had to do with spot once america was like that's what they do

when you're not fucking all alone on jugs disney shut down the country bear jamboree immediately do you think it ever even happened? Do you think there was ever any instance of some some good old boys out in the box? Raping someone? Yeah. No way. You think so? No way. You're saying wait. They were like sure what you're saying. I'm just researching while you guys. I bet you it never even happened that they just saw some city do it like let's fuck it. No way. It never happened man it was some sort of like

movie man. Also that I sense on it suspiciously like Quinn. That was some boogie man story that some city guy told. You're just trying to get back at probably some good looking hill bleed at Stolars Gow or something. Right. The more handsome. It's a ball down.

Like what the question is, like because they were damning the river, did they, did they look at the city, the city boys as like, well, you're the reason, like, basically, uh, what's the progress? Yeah. That's a true story. Well, I'm doing research. Keep going. Like what was, was there, was there animosity based on just the very idea of progress so like hey we like our backwood shit we like our river and like the only reason that it's being damned is for more people and more people means you know I think you're I think you can make the argument that you're probably

you know some people saw it like that too you know I mean certainly not just a 5 although. No, I mean, I'm not acting as a defense lawyer. I'm just throwing out a theory. You surprised out the good actor, great actor, but had to be a struggle, right? To take that role. It wasn't like, you know, all right, I mean, it had to have been one he had to think about for a couple of weeks. No, Betty? Yeah.

I mean, I think like with each turning script page, you're like, oh, squealing. Ah! And then like the final line is just like, oh! Oh! I mean, you have to be a committed actor that's like, hey man, I'm in it for the art.

And I mean, you didn't really see it. Yeah, to really distinguish career though. He's a fucking great actor. But I mean, those tidy the art and I mean he didn't really see it a really distinguished career though He took I mean fucking great actor, but I mean those tidy whiteies and he's trying to get away and the guy slapping his ass like he hardly tried Some would say he was asking for Like scuttle up that hill But he was so out of shape. Yeah, that's why I couldn't have been bird either. Bird would have like, fuck a fought back, but then that baby is like,

holy shit. He just looks like Plato. You ready for this? Yeah, go ahead. Following the film, tourism to Rebun County with a shot at increased by the tens of thousands. So it didn't hurt.

Let's go on vacation! Wow. It sounds offensive when you saw this. It was a movie it was baby's first was baby's first movie What a daring role to take is your first big feature film yeah, because a lot of people take stuff Yeah, they take stuff that they're like that's a bit part of it. This was like the most memorable fucking thing in the movie Can you name some other movies that Ned, Ned, and Ned, and he was in afterwards? Let's just play this game. Okay, like what a rape them in his following movies love it. Let's do it Superman or Luther. All right. Well, Luther.

Superman. Maybe the evil suit man that came out What a fucking rape them. Here we go. Maybe the evil suit man that came out What a fucking rape them Here we go This gonna be a home game Let's start with his most recent one toy story 3 Richard prior definitely he's gonna in toy story 3 Glacier glacens rape I think it was rape in a minute. And then it's all going to point to toy. You've ever done a toy? It's a toy, right? It's a sea-tinalin. You're Jack Eglieson's rape.

It's a toy. Tom Hanks! These two moves. Oh! Toy Story 3. What would have been the Toy Story 3? Toy Story 3. Tom Hanks, Tim Allen.

In Toy Story, he was lots of hug and bear. So he was the main baggie. main bag. Oh he was I think any of those toys given the chance because he was a real asshole What do you fix his namesake right? Yeah, you're right What he becomes what he for real right to Andy on his ass. He's like Oh, man, we've earned in the e and explicit the iTunes might ban this might be the first episode band that I Yeah, too hot for iTunes. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of net baiting talk Shooter with who that was Mark Wahlberg The guy from lethal weapon Nobody else is gonna be the incredible shrinking woman. There we go Lily Tom will strap on. Yeah

All right, he wasn't the toy Back to school nobody got that reference right? Easy bunny Well Rodney they would ask Rodney like hey, you want to do it and he would have Made a decision might You might, you might, you know, it may be too respectful. He's like, I'll watch, but I don't want that. I can't respect you. They do each other in a riddle, Billy 69. Like they didn't even ask him first. He's like, you're, you're not expecting. I mean, I just want to go on right. I mean, isn't that decent in the toy? Yeah. Yeah him first. He's like, one last time, dude. Somebody

rave your swan song. You went in getting rave, why don't you go out? This is the book and your prayer. You're breaking this shit and you'll be like when that memorial comes up on in the Academy Awards, it's just gonna be you. It's like dick, dick, dick everywhere. Like nobody fucking like was more immutable to rape than that big you want that star in a Hollywood walk of fame you want to be the how you get it you have an R&D ad yeah how come it hasn't been remade yet could they remake it or would it be too is a politically too incorrect at this point I think especially when you take into account the banjo playing kid who is obviously in bread

now that's jumping whatever. I mean they're interchangeable aren't they? That's jumping. That's being jumping to a conclusion. Why would you think that just because he had cross-eyed? No he was he was supposed to be in the book. He was an albino in bread. Oh you read the book? No but I just read the Wikipedia before about it. I feel like I read it. You need to read the book. No, but I just read the Wikipedia. I feel like I read the book. You need to read the book. I just see the movie. I don't know where Moor would jump to the book. For more for more backwards rape action, read the novelization of deliverance. But if you remade it, could you do that scenery at the

pole? You have to do that. Well, there's no point in making the movie. That's what sets everything emotion. There's no way that you that's do that. You have to do that. Well, there's no point in making the movie. That's what sets everything in motion. There's no way that you should have made it. That's a horrible that you think that though. There's no point making that. That movie was just as good without that scene. No, it's not.

Oh my god. What? You're gonna work for that? No, no way. See, we're talking about it. Yeah, because you're talking about the river. But the best scene in that movie has nothing to do with that. That's not true Remember the remember when they went to the restaurant and people were looking like give it on sideways glances

Yeah, nobody's talking about that. Oh, when they get played the band. Yeah, that was that when I first saw that that scene It felt sick to my stomach. I was in high school. I was like this is the worst thing that can happen to a man Nothing worse can happen. This is the fucking sickest thing. You're right Star Wars all over again. Well, I mean she get old Yeah, but but consensually right right yeah, but you could see like I don't have a family But I imagine watching like my son get raped would be worse than me getting raped no worse than me getting ramesh know. I mean I don't know. But you can make that movie tonight without that scene. How?

Did they just get beat up? Nobody would care. Yeah, they just like nobody would care. Yeah, like they get insulted. Maybe they get smacked around a little. Yeah. But you got to bring in heavy hitters. Like you got to bring in like the blue collar guys to be the hillbilly. So you can get some names upon the marquee. Like the cable guys? I get her done.

And then Jeff Foxworth, he's in there. You've had a pretty good boy. I got a pretty man. You got a pretty man. Run away with the fucking drink at his hand the whole time. Who's the, who's the Bart Reynolds character? Bart Reynolds today. The guy placed Deadpool.

Ryan Reynolds. Oh, that's actually not a bad choice right out of the gate. He isn't meanable to the butt jokes. Well, there's no joke though, right? I remember seeing that movie for the first time. You saw it. I saw it later in life. I wasn't a teen.

I remember that scene where, you know what? I am going to that scene. It continuously we keep going to it but. That scene that could be removed with no one noticing. But do you remember when John Voight saw Bert Reynolds pulling back on the ball? Just before he knows he's going to kill him. Yeah. I was like man that this is before their superhero movies and I was like that's a fucking

superhero right? Yeah. That's a that's green arrow. I'd be like this guy's about to stop me from blowing a heck. This is the biggest hero that I've ever fucking witnessed. And no one's a bigger hero than Bert Reynolds in that moment. Could you do it? Okay, but remake it, right?

Yeah. Like I made for TV version? No, we're gonna go your way. We're gonna go the explicit way you want it, the way you say it has to be done. Has to be done, but we're gonna flip it because it's only fair and it's country folk coming into the big city and a bunch of hoodlums rape them All right under under what osprey's like what is there what's their reasoning? They're like hey country Like these guys what color are the hoodlums?

Why guys? Yes, for... Nobody's gonna see this movie. I'm not gonna see this movie. So you sanitizing it for the 2017. Yeah. But it's a new era. Why? That says a lot about our culture, it does.

It does. Like, we don't have to see. We have, because we don't... Well, they were... Because you're one of those other coasts. You live on the coast. why that says a lot about our culture it does like we have to see we have because we don't want to because you're one of those of the coast you live on the coast on one of those people yeah you think you're more important than the middle america i don't think that and you and you well you were saying that that where it matters at the box office nobody will go see it when did i fucking see that you just had no one go see the movie yeah that doesn't

mean we're mad at the city I don't say anything about where matters So so the first thing at the box, so I know it'll see it Well the reason that it worked in originally is because of the isolation and the like these guys are like There's no one around like if it's off her birth all those guys are dead So so if they come to the city and they're in time square no No, no, no, the white hoodlums come up, they're like, oh, hey, you look like you're... So, you know, the white hoodelums. No, no, no, no.

They come to the city to ride a subway line for the last time. Right. They're gonna shut down the subway line. As families do from down south, yeah. Yes. So they get into the subway, so they're... So they get into the subway car and progressively chase through by these hoodelums

who eventually get them off into a closed station. So that's their's your seclusion. Close car? No, like a closed station. Oh, okay. And the train takes off. So they're trapped there with these houses station. Why are they at the station? What are you gonna do with the old city hall station? There's so many fucking plot holes. No, I like it. No, they tried to escape. So the train like does that auto stop and then they pile out and then like they turn it back on automatically And it takes off so they're stuck in the station right with the hoodlums with the white hoodlums Yes, and they're all and the white hoodlums are all texting and like just hang out for a second I got I want to send some pictures of that. I'll definitely take a bright before selfies the new bird Reynolds

Yeah, they're taking selfies of it going on Yeah, and then like one of the selfies like you see like the new bird in the background. They're like, whoo! Be bird killer. Yeah. All right. Next time in Hollywood, you can pitch that. You can pitch that.

But where's Mr. Simee when we knew? Uh, you think it rapes with his name? Yeah. I mean, especially nowadays, everything's remade. Yeah, but it's so- So, it's from proven. Difficult to re-kill. Well, so many things you can say that about there, still remade though.

They remade on their data on the proof of fact, they make them worse. But I think they didn't remake it because of that scene because they're like, how do we do this? Again, like in modern times. So you were saying that that film can only be made in that window of 1970 and 1980. Yeah, kind of like blazing saddles. Like if somebody walked in like, hey, let's remake blazing saddles.

It's like, they're like, what are you out of your fucking mind? I don't know. It wasn't like the rape and boys don't cry. Like one of the pivotal parts of the movie. Boys don't, isn't, not a woman getting raped? Yeah, but yeah. Yeah. And that one, I believe that one in Oscar, didn't it?

Yeah, but that's a woman getting raped. And it's also, like, it's a horrible story. Because she's trying to, she's, Oh, I mean, so it's a deliverance, isn't it? Yeah, but it's a different horrible story. Like women getting raped is an actual problem that goes on every day. A dude getting raped in the woods

is pretty fucking hilarious. Yeah, it's kinda rare. Yeah. I think all sorts of boys don't cry. It was more, it was like a situation. All like if she knew these people and they felt like, like they had reasoning. They felt like, you know, she would be trade them

and all this other shows flawed as I was. And just like you said, way different than like just to like guys hunting and like, holy shit. There's a couple of city boys. Let's get them. Yeah, it's kind of like, let's not to say that you can't show it in movies. I wouldn't even get on this.

I can't remember. Oh, because I made a deliverance on this. I can't remember. Oh, because I made a deliverance joke today. It was fun. I was dying. That's why I love this show. Did you pray, though? I did.

I never promised I would. You can't. You want to say a prayer for it? Well, how do I, her mom might be. I mean, Ming said yes. Ming was suffering. Ming enthusiastically agreed. But who's gonna recover?

But she said him on those things, she's gonna make it. So maybe we're praying for a soul. I'll do it. You're gonna do it. Don't we have an official father, no? Can we just get on the whole thing? Yeah, let's put it on Father Lance, man. Like he is.

I'll text them. Yeah, I'll just be like, hey, tell me the church on Sunday. You've seen Deliverant Ray. Brian was in a state that's exactly like that. just be like, hey, you've seen deliverance right? Brian was in a state that's exactly like that. Oh, I want to ask you as a dad, what you do? Cause I got triggered today.

I got triggered. Can you believe this shit? I do. You're bringing it? I just, I was like, yeah, I guess Brian's anywhere. You're bringing Alicia to school, okay? And someone pulls out in front of you, like pretty close. And like so you have to, yeah, I got to play your breaks, but they pulled out so close

that you're right next to them, right? And then suddenly they just bam, pop on the breaks because now I am assuming they feel you're following them too closely. Break check. Not a break check, flat out stop and sit there. After pulling out in front of you, what's your move? What do you do? Because I want to see if I did the right thing.

You have sage in the car. I have sage in the car. I have not eaten that. In my opinion. I don't even know. I would just be like, what's with this horrible driver? Turkey. Carpool driver.

I don't know if there, I don't know. I probably would maybe like do one of these, but I mean, what more can you do other than that though? I mean, you could scream at them, but what difference is this gonna make? Did you stay in the car at least? No. So it's right by a walk. I mean mean you'll know what I'm talking about it's rape like

Let's see you're leaving high land you're on the highway and you go if you want to tell the story go behind I gotta be honest with you. No, it's okay. It's okay I don't know because it ties in the subway no, but I do know that anybody could use this again stem in the court of law But I'm doing it. I know it's the person Like nothing happened. Okay, all right I could use this against him in the court of law. But I didn't do anything. Just straight notes the person telling me to tell me. Like nothing happened. Okay. Nothing happened. All right.

So, well, you know where Quick Check is, and then there's that trailer park, right? Yeah. Okay, so somebody pulls out of the trailer park like right in front of me. Very slowly. And I was just like, what the hell? But I wasn't mad, because like Sage and I were joking around

and talking. But I hit my brakes, and it's not like I screech, but like I hit my brakes, but he was so close to that. Like, it just naturally ended up that I was like very close to this guy. And he then hits his brakes and stops dead. So I got to hit my brakes. And he sits there is he staring at you in the rear view mirror? I I see him not not in the rear view the other one this side like looking of like looking you know into the side mirror so I'm like what the fuck and So I kind of pull up like to the side a little bit. So I'm on the wrong side of the road and

I put it in park And I get out and I'm laser focused on, I'm like, I'm gonna put my fist through this guy's fucking driver side window. This is what I'm gonna do. And I start walking towards him. Any fucking takes off.

Right. And I'm like, you little fucking bastard. Well, you won. I guess, but I get a I get a car of the week. And I start, you know, I start to follow him because I'm like, you know, I have to take a left and then there's light there and I'm like, I'm gonna get this cock sucker

at the fucking light. And meanwhile, I'll say this in a second. So it looked like we turn and there's another guy who's like kind of behind him looking at, like I see the look on his face As if I'm driving and like eating a kitten like his face is like what the fuck is this guy's problem What is he doing and we get to the light and just as we get there it turns green Mm-hmm, and this dude fucking takes off the other way and I have to go straight and

Sages like what happened like she's totally used to this kind of like I'll do it all the time but she's used to like sort of flip-flopping emotions and shit. Yeah. She's not really upset by it, but as I was driving and I started to calm down I was like my whole reason I wasn't like it was just me I want to give a shit, but I'm like I got a my fucking kid in the car you stupid fucking cunt like Well, you did way worse. I know I know As your friend someone who loves you unconditionally what you did was way worse What if I had a gun in his car somewhere that I think I did

Yeah, I'm not talking about him. I did have either way a gun fight a shoot out is great I know I have to wear Ty real look I a gun fight a shoot out is great. The quick check career. Yeah. No, I have to wear a tie real. Look, I'm rational enough like afterwards to like what I'm thinking about it on the way home. I'm like, how could I, again, how could I be like, hey man, I got my fucking kid in the car. And my, the kid had I been successful would watch me punch

through a fucking window and somebody by the neck. And I know that's, but in the moment I can't, I can't control it. I don't, I don't, I don't know how to explain it. It's like like a late switch boom. And it's suddenly I'm like, this motherfucker. And then this is where the triggering part comes in. When I was riding back, I thought of a time I was nine years old and my brother Eric was at my mom was in the hospital. She just had my brother Eric and we were riding down the the sea bridge trip in the long branch. Well, you know where that is.

Get them. And there was this these two black guys and a black girl in a car ahead of us. And they kept doing that shit like brake checks and like you know like going real slow and then you were trying to pass them and then you know they would speed up. Right. And there was like you try to pass them and a bus was coming and so like I had to go back and we hit a red light and and you're gets out of the car and they blow through red light. Right. He then gets back in the car. Blow through the red light. Blow through the red light. We chase them. That's crazy.

He drives on to their front lawn. Oh my god. They like pull over to the side to like go into their house. He drives on to their front lawn, gets out of the car and they just fucking ran like hell. Like they ran's like in the back of the house and took off and I was like Holy shit Like is it in the blood? Is it something that is it something that like? Nature or nature ain't yeah Yeah, I was like because it's it's really like very similar situation the in terms of the reaction to it Well, I mean it just goes to show you that,

that Johnson has a hard time controlling their emotion. So, yeah, I love too much. It's what you're saying. I mean, it's pretty obvious. I might say not enough. It's pretty obvious that the Johnson's have some Johnson's. I don't know, I don't know, I wanna speak for all Johnson's. They have a difficulty.

Well, you know, you know, at least one of their Johnson's. Yeah, I know, I know, I speak for all Johnson's. They have a difficulty. Well, you know, you know at least one of their shots. Yeah, I know, I know, I know at least two. That they cannot handle their emotions when things start to get a little heated. I don't know about the one that's a doctor. I have never seen him fly off the handle, but. He's not like some mellow. Yeah.

I have a different approach to it. Okay. Because I know I've after years of therapy, not that it helped, I fucking identify about it. But like, you could only like, there's something in me and I know there's something in you that feels stupid all the time. Or like you're doing something wrong. Or what you've done is wrong. What you're about to do is, like the future wrong for you. Yeah, it's just like this thing

that happens to you early in life, which I know happened to the both of us because we know each other so well, where it's just like you're a moron. Like you're a fucking idiot. And it's like you live, like that's always just below the fucking surface So like when something like that happens. It's almost impossible to write it off as

A mere car incident. It's this guy's the sky thing something asshole. Yes, this guy district this guy This guy thinks I can get to whatever he wants to me This guy thinks I'm a fucking pussy that is just gonna gonna take whatever he gonna gives. And it's just like, it becomes something else. And then you're reacting to that fucking child's decades of fucking being fucking feeling like you're an asshole. And the next thing you know, you're fucking lashing out at some fucking dude who just brain checked you. Like that's all he did.

But I'm just like, who's this jerk off to like, first off you pull down in front of me asshole. And now you're fucking throwing down fucking life lessons like hey man back up worse. He's an asshole. He's not the person that you're assigning all these things to that I do as well. I'm not you're not putting it. Get out of my car Edgar. Yeah, that's basically what it is. It's like get out of the car Edgar. Like I'm about to fucking show you how much not an ass. I am about to punch you This fucking window and beat the shit you I think it's Edgar I think it's Edgar. I think yeah, I think it's just a lifetime of fucking every every every person

That he lashes out at is is Edgar. Yeah, no, I bet you a lot of her I think I think most people that he lashes out meet me as well that we lash out with our some version of their parents Yeah, I mean from yeah, yeah, I mean my parents weren't on Edgar's level I gotta give you that But it is you know, it's that thing of just like these childhood wounds don't heal They don't that's tough. I don't know because I mean I don't yeah, I don't I mean I could I guess Yeah, it's tough. I don't know, because I mean, I don't, yeah, I don't, I mean, I could, I guess,

I don't, yeah, I don't, I guess I never, I don't experience that level of like where I, It's not like you had Mr. Drummond as a dad or Mike Brady or and so on. No, not at all. So yes, I don't feel, I don't feel I'm looking for someone to take it out on though. Oh, I don't think it's a conscious thing.

I know, I know it's a subconscious. It's all in the subconscious. But I bet you if we had your wife here, she would be able to point out certain things that we could trace back. But I'm never like where I don't, at least I don't think it is. If I get mad at a stranger, I don't think it's because of how I was raised or

where I was forever. Well, we never... We never... Yeah, we never... What didn't happen? But who knows? There's a version of that, I think, and every single human being, I don't think it's... Yeah.

It's that, I just think that's where it comes from. So, but I think more importantly, as you shouldn't be doing shit like that, I know, I don't want to. It's not like, I was just like, it just struck me as very like, wow man, that is like near, like it's almost exactly what happened when I was a kid.

And I hadn't thought about it in the longest time. What was your father like? Oh, he was like, he was always cool to me. By the time he, like I was around, he had sobered up, was like an alcoholic, right? We talked about it like that too long, but I thought he said that he died underneath a house and no one knew it for a while No, no, no he was drunk and sleeping under a house for a couple days and nobody knew it nobody knew where he was He wasn't sobered up then

No, thank you If that was him sober But like when Edgar was real little like my grandmother put him in charge And he was like pushing him around to the different bars and he left him outside one of the bars And my grandmother drove by and was like what the fuck? I'd use that side in a carriage Well, my you know, my dad would that girl have a recollection of this? No, I think he was way too little the I've he's in a carriage, but that was a guy Remember that time.

Yeah, but yeah, but my grandfather had so we're up and he had like great stories and was always cool to me. But yeah, totally different. Same with my grandmother. My mother's mother, who Pam is constantly like, oh, she treated me like shit, but like was the nicest person in my life. But because they get older and then they get experience

and they learn how to handle whatever demons their fucking parents gave them. This all goes back to one asshole. Yeah. One asshole down the fucking line who just started all this shit and the fucking effect. Well, yeah, I don't have to rage issues. It just all goes back.

It all goes away. We all have scars. So yeah, you got scars, get them? It's a fucking. War Yeah, you got scars get him You think he's like well if I knew my father I might I would think I guess I have scars you know and you think that you can trace it back to childhood It's stories to tell me you sound like a happy kid. We're all the scars get let's get to the real game Let's fucking put aside the bullshit. We peel away that out a little bit. Let's do it. We just fucking shared So what well, I mean what are we looking for here like it? What's what's a big scar that you have you think?

They thought it was pregnant. It's a C section scar. They're like oh shit. We fucked up He's in here to get this fucking lump ticket on his hand I Trying to think it went off top my head. I don't see if you're so bad. There's a little scarzy has cute I don't know. Let's look again. How old are you? 38. 38.

And can we say without malice that you live a somewhat untraditional life? Meaning an alternate lifestyle. I don't know. How? Well, he's only recently gotten a steady job. Okay. He is married, quote unquote, but he's not married.

He has no kids, he's not really in a relationship. What are you talking about, get him permission. He's just like, that's like both you guys. You guys are the same. Right, relationship. What? Maybe I'm not in a relationship. I mean, fine, let's look at your relationship.

It's long distance, you don't want to pay for it to come out here. Like, shit, like that's real. Long distance means you don't have to really connect emotionally. You don't have to commit like face to face. You want me to like face-to-face. You want me to cut that line out? Do you want me to cut that line out? Oh? Right, yeah, his gal is making the move. That's the fucking Get him here. Yeah, when? Soon you don't look happy about it. No, he's very happy about it. Yeah, please don't you are

She listens please No, he's very happy about it. Yeah, please don't. You are. I don't know what it is. She've listened to me. No, no. She does listen to you. I know it's her freedom. He told me he's talking to her, apparently, that he's very happy. I said, I don't see it down side to it. Oh, that's good. That's what I want for you.

I just want to have a very traditional in a hurry. Is she moving in with you? No. I mean, he would have to get rid of fucking, you know, old newspapers and fucking empty high sea bottles. I think that's a, I think baby steps. I'm so happy for him right now. I am legitimately very happy for you.

But like, like, things are starting to turn where it was like very untraditional that alternative lifestyle that Brian mentioned. Daddy wall came in. Yeah. Fucking big daddy over here. daddy wall came in yeah fucking big daddy over here he walked in and took the wheel by force by force I had to take it and turn it back onto a highway instead of some back-ass trail some serious like we have right back back and then they were near they were near they were near don't go towards the banjo get up no I want to say

a few words now that he's put me on a train track like at a car in a bad way, but he's put me on like a train track And one of those trucks that can go on a train track, and it's a very Everyone knows what you're talking about Let me fucking explain in detail my analogy Why do you think that your father didn't do that for you? Like why did your father lie you'd become a guy you're gonna make him say I mean, you're gonna make him say. I'm gonna get to that. He was like, I'm fair. Don't dare tell me you don't have a scar.

I know they're there. Yeah, you're the dude with the fucking LED light on your head and you're popping a lock in when fucking direct in traffic at a fucking part time job. Shovelin horse shit. Like, there's a reason you be super full-time job. It was a full-time job. It was a seasonal job.

Covinne stolen phones. Right. It was a full time they fought you six months at the seasonal job, coveting stolen phones right it was a seasonal job And while we're in it was full time when it wasn't see right, so that's not a full time job. It's not a full time job All right, so seasonal job. I'm with you on that don't worry You you were that guy stealing websites like your father Yes What I learned Yes, from story time you were a fucking mess before I'm Like man, but your father let you become that mess. Why did he let you become that mess? I Don't think you knew take a picture of women

Any idea what the what gittems life was I like outside of you know just seeing him as an of the few times You would see him as in a few times you would see him as an adult. He was too busy. I think we got a big, I think we got more of a real picture of Gatom than his family did. His father was so disinterested in him that he never bothered to do anything.

No, he was just saying him. He didn't know. And his father has his own life. He developed into that adult. That's what I'm saying. That started somewhere and it was never put on the track that you put on. He tried. Do you know that for a fact? Or is he saying that? somewhere and it was never put on the track you tried

it you do you know that for fact he's a saying that i think he's i think he tried i think he can think you put him through school he didn't finish school he floundered after not finishing the college and uh... he gave him a place to live he gave him a job he did by the farm and my mom kicked me out so okay He gave him a job. He did by the forum, my mom kicked me out, so. Okay. He's like, a barn's good for you. You know, it's like Chevy Chase.

He's like, you know, pool or pun. Yeah, but that's basic. I'm trying to take two fathers in this case three. I'm not knocking your dad at all. Please don't read it that way, I'm not. But it's just like, so what you're saying is like, he gave you basic, the most basic of parenting. Like like where was the wing that he put you on there? His dad's life last one was like if their Puerto Rican shoot him

That was actually being on the club. There was a wolf lying in like interest growing up I would say my father my grandfather was He was he would literally go down to bars in Nork and pick fights. My grandfather? Yeah. Okay. In pick fights with people and come home, my father told me, he goes, he goes, you know,

my grandfather, my father come home and my mom was sitting there and just patch up all his bruises and everything. And so I guess I don't want to say he's standoffish, but we know we never really had the, maybe like, you didn't have a grandfather band. It't have a great honor to see for between children and parents. Of course, yeah, yeah God damn it. I had something I'm just gonna say it. You maybe forget it now Fuck I mean, I mean, no, we had to be word really fucking scared for a second So you're gonna want to ask me to kiss you. You taught you taught him how to be intimate for a second. So you're gonna want to ask me to kiss you. You taught him how to be intimate.

But you know what we're working out this weekend. We weren't afraid to say we love each other. That kind of stuff. I'm not saying you father is a bad man. I'm not saying Edgar is a bad father. I said I think my father was a good father. I just think these people are humans with limitations. Well they definitely had a style.

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where you're quits. It was like speechless. It just pops into my head. You brought up your grandfather's boss, I swear. Oh, yeah, that was this other thing. I totally's not mind. Get on my mother tried to murder me. Yeah, how tried some other evil pillow How old is this last this is last week? That I would instead I'm assuming Paint the picture. I don't I don't remember. I don't remember how roughly. It's like you're so you're a young kid Yeah, I definitely on kid. Yes. Oh six seven maybe It's like you're so you're a young kid. Yeah, definitely young kid. Yeah, so six seven maybe What's not like she got to she got to know you by then Yeah, it's like eight or not before that. So I'd say like first second grade maybe oh my god

Get on so it's not like it was like a newborn where it's like this is just like some blob of flesh It's like she knew you it was she knew your personality. I'm pretty sure was post-averse She blame you for that what the personality. Pretty sure it was post divorce. She blame you for that? What? The divorce? No, it was because she realized she was the last of years. Post divorce.

She's a acknowledge, she's a one alternative. Yeah, I think the girlfriend was staying there a lot. And so what, so how did it, did you, she want to be exposed, she's a witness. Did she do it because you were, did you know she was. Did you? She wanted to expose. She's a witness. Did she do it because you were, did you know she was mad at you? I think I, I know me knowing me and knowing how I was back then.

I was probably, I probably did something to piss her off. Something at school. Well, you, you had ADD, so you were probably like all over the place. She's like, where I fucking want a hand for like, but you realize no matter what you did, you're not in the wrong. Oh, no, that's, yeah.

Like, she had a reason. I wouldn't put a pass myself to, you know, cause somebody to want to, you know, no, but that's not a loop walk every day. Yeah. Yeah. So how did it, how did it turn out? Well, I was, I was one of those kids who like, when I've got to sleep, we're taking like a good hour to fall asleep. Yeah, just rolling around rolling around rolling around and she came into the room And she put the pillow over my face And I thought you were sleeping

Yeah, cuz I would do is I would just I got put you sleep on a rocker I would try there. I would sit there and try to lay still and hopefully that would make me go to sleep And it just didn't work, but she came into the room. She put a pillow on my face. I remember turning my head to the side So I could still technically breathe, so I was still breathing. Well, it wasn't hard, like was she going, pushing down hard? I, I, I, I want to say I don't remember, and then the girlfriend eventually came in

and, you know, pulled her off me. How long is eventually? I don't, did you say anything about this? We mean, like the next day or after or the afternoon? I know her girlfriend, you just always try to remind me that, you know, I saved your life, type deal. Oh, she would use it again. Oh, she would I saved your life type deal She would use it a few times

But what was the fallout from this? Nothing really So the next night you just want the sleep barrier. Yeah, you would be like no, it's not gonna happen again I mean, you know, no, no, I would know cuz I remember I would always remember to try to practice to turn my head to the side Because I remember I was always remember to try to practice to turn my head to the side I want to hug him right now. Wait, so did you bring it up? All we've practiced to try to sleep on my head on the side You never know when your mother's gonna come with a pillow and be like hey, you're like sober I would always practice to try to fall asleep in my head

No, no, it's just it was kind of like my I made a home in a college. I just anger This is this isn't you've never discussed this with your mother. You've never discussed this with your father I'm not sure it just went on mentioned. This is fucking nuts I bet you this happens a lot though and we're in the real world. You've been not to my friends This is the first one my friends that I've ever heard this happens. I like it said I never took it really It's a serious because I was I was able to breathe So it's her lack of talk. You think it was not her like a genuine effort to end your life She was just like here's what's gonna happen?

This is like sort of a fucking warning shot if you don't shut the fuck up and go to sleep You better practice leaping on your side bitch. What's your relationship with her? I've been talking to her here's Good, but we would we go through cycles that we've been going through cycles that for a long time. So who will reach out eventually? Usually something like you know she'll have like a health scare and then you know last time we had a big phone out was I was with the ex so she kind of like pushed me to you know let us you know get together and have dinner or lunch or something. She's matchmaking No, she so you know just a kind of a men defenses

Whoo tell him Steve day wait, what? It's been going on for a long time. Yeah, how you gonna top that? I'm fucking depressed right now How you been carrying this around your whole life and you you've written it off like it's nothing Is what you gotta do that's what you that's what you gotta do you carry it around and make it and make it your like Albatross and your cross the bear and you make it's like you use those excuse You're it's that's how you fucking wallowing misery You're doing the right thing. Yeah, maybe right. Yeah mean, I know she knows she got it. I just ignore it I'll go away. Yeah, she tried killing herself. She got put into a what do you call it into the

Psychiatric hospital for that Christmas. I know she's not all the all there up there. So you know Who knows what you know under what mental condition she did it under might not have not have been under a right mind or a sane mind. Could have been though. Yeah. Could have been sane mind, right mind. Wow. What the fuck? See what you little digging?

Yeah, that didn't even take that much digging. A little bit. He had no scars before he mentioned that. Yeah, now it's like, hey. I gotta go home and take a moment. Remember this you mean, bitches complaining about it about well, what is the listeners at home did the hearts just warm to this Color I feel like doing the same thing He didn't win over anybody right now with that maybe a couple people I see some some get them boosters out there more and more

She's misunderstood. Nobody I interact with and I talk to her all the time just like, well do you want me to read an email because did you get one? Yeah I get emails all the time. Oh man. But you know what I feel like maybe we'll let it slide this week. We'll read the email. About get them. I feel like get them like maybe if like back in the day blue apron existed. Okay, you guys

You guys could have cooked together, right? Not my father of my father always had a pretty much your home made me all almost every night I'm trying to make his dad look real good right now. That's enough to true. Fuck yeah man. He didn't try to kill him The bar Fuck yeah man, he didn't try to kill him. Yeah, but that should have been the bar. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Game of job, game of home. And never tried to kill him. No, I got with him. He's dad's a superhero, I just don't think that should be the bar.

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Yeah, I love it, man. I mean, I've experienced the complete polar opposite guess of Q. Like, angry, bitter, just seething. And then, you know, I came, I just want these happy Q. Yeah, oh boy. There's a rough patches. There's a rough patches in there with this guy. And then you know I came my 20s happy cute. Yeah, oh boy Rough patches rough patches in there with this guy

Like you think I'm angry holy Christ But still love him man, you still lost I saw it. I mean I understood he's young, you know heartbroken We got Luke Crate why I want you want to do Luke Crate too? Two on a row? We got to blow it out, man. We got to take a blow. All right, let's see. Luke Crate, I mean everybody here knows what Luke Crate is right. They're all geeks and shit. Luke Crate's pretty good to us, man. They're a perennial advertiser. They are. Especially after I was like, yeah, Lucrate. They gave us a second chance, I thank you for that, Lucrate. You'll be the NWA, your friend,

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You're like, ooh, it's in here. Yeah, I guess, while the fight can grab anything from it, it says no. Yeah, but still, if I carry it, it's nice to live through Walt's loot crate. It'd be cool to have that. But no, I think you will usually... It's okay.

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Surely you can afford that. I mean, even with your, your woman moving the jersey, you must have enough money. You might hear listeners get ready for when his lady does come We're not gonna have 24 access 24 hour access to get him. He's gonna be a lot less to get him when his ladies around probably you think Yeah, so enjoy him now. Why you can't you know you you never know what you had till it's gone Yeah, before she gets ripen strings around his fucking neck Choke him out like his mom

Yeah, are you going to have a no a no Gittems girl rule on the show meaning she's not allowed to appear on the show when not a lot to like talk about your personal life on the show I let have to run everything she What do you mean we told everybody that he got a sister a finger in her He told everybody at the table it was We weren't stupid enough to believe it that would have been what we walked out here thinking he had it from You know what I wanted us to believe that was why he had a cyst on his hand. I want her to move here.

I wouldn't write a question. I want her to move here like slowly his cyst goes down but then she starts developing one because he did a little in his ass hole all the time. I thought it was because she didn't need him anymore. She just had enough of him. She was here. She just got enough of them. He's used you. Oh, I didn't want to hear it. Um, not tonight. I got a headache.

Yeah, I mean, I definitely think we got a like after she's here a while we bring them both on. Well, we could do a special game like you know with the, with the significant others. And we could do with Gidham and his gal, his hand. Me and whoever. I'm talking at the time. Wow. All right.

So do we got a game? I really do. I don't want it to end. I feel like we're going to, you know, it's been a long episode in hour and a half. That's it. It's only hour and a minute. It's only hour and a little bit of time.

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Sure. All right, so we're gonna bring the energy back up after Gim's revelation. I was pretty energized by that though. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. It actually made me hard a little bit. I chopped it up. But by the moment I phone her, I said that I'll

throw it away on an episode. If I'm with a girl, is there any way you can just like, Actually made me hard a little bit. I chopped up On the episode if I'm with a girl like is there any way you can just like I'll like put myself on next to my ear And you can tell me that story so I can get rock hard Do you think anyone like anybody ever jerked off to that deliver and seen like is there a free Yeah, right? Yeah, there's so many fucking sickos out there Yeah, like just what do you think like? Like just mental. Yeah. Sickos.

But like, if you ever think like, wow, I'm sort of depraved, like you think of somebody who does that kind of shit. Yeah. There's tons of more depraved stuff. And there's got it. There has to be people who've actually reenacted it. Like they've like gone into the woods like camping. Well, you know, by bottle dumps.

Yeah. That's right., by bottle dumps. Yeah. That's right. You're my bottle dump. We're going to play a two life crew or one middle aged you. We introduced this game last year. I've got a lot of emails requesting it again for us to play it again, but it took Jeff a bit of a, you know,

took a while to come up with some new rhymes. He's an author You know you think he carries a notebook like him and I'm like he just he thinks of rhymes and shit He doesn't in his phone What I think he does is he goes into target. He just looks at something and then he just and then he just goes Okay, I'll make a rhyme about that. Oh, really? There's that I did something I'd like to thank Benjamin willian because he supplied me with the the two life crew versions of the of the verses were we're gonna hear but we didn't use two life crew this time. We use somebody called little little Wayne. Wayne, Lil Wayne, apparently Lil Wayne is filthy. All right, and again, I'm so I'm kind of upset not upset

But I'm such a grandpa. He's never heard of Lil Wayne like No, but I mean I didn't know you're a room bring space. Oh This is harsh I told I told Jeff go fall out man and now Stacey will be there out man and now stay see there for it man I don't know it seems like it's almost like on cue if we're gonna get really it is on cue it hangs out with me so much I don't think you're about to say anything that doesn't that you sure look let me tell you something somebody reminded me the other day on Twitter we are exactly one

year away from the verbal contract on this show that if you were not married next March you and I that's right this is this is what you got to bring home the moment that so you better get on it girl I always I'm gonna soil you anybody home it's so roast anybody here listen to Louis Wayne. Uh, you know, I've seen him. No, I do not have an unfair advantage. Okay, get him. I've seen him on TMZ. That's about it. Okay. So how should we do this? Get him? We're going to have a listener call in and play, but like what percentage of the questions

does he have to get right for him to win? Uh, we're going to give away Q, uh, vinyl. Final cast two roles. Final cast signed by as many of the roasters as we can get none of the famous ones I don't even think about it, but You know like like like Justin Doggie I'm not able to get Chris because I don't know how one he's gonna be on the stage to do it

Yeah, he's only he's only here six out of seven days away Yeah, I'm a vegan I'm going to the big and pizza place He's not here Are there any marches going on? Oh, I'm a vegan. I'm going to the vegan pizza place. Did you hear what you're up to? Are there any marches going on? Oh, I'm so mad. If he's down here this weekend, we'll get him. If not, you might not be here.

We hold that tweet immediately. Yeah, you're blocked. Why do I hate for Kristen? I don't get it. He's a wonderful guy. Yeah, do you follow him on Twitter? I don't know. I don't fucking shit all day time. You don't have to follow me either though. I do. Why is this finger on the pulse of science? He has this finger on the pulse of whatever the fuck he reads and then he's like now mad about this

But that's how the society is right now. Not me. I haven't been looking at the news at all dude. Dude Trump could have been fucking assassinated Already I'd never know. I actually I Straight up months since I've deluded all news apps, and I don't look at the news. I took my cue from you. I feel like I'm a reborn person. Yeah. I stress about nothing. So ignorance is bliss.

He texted me how happy he is. Yeah, I got a text today about how happy he is. Really? I don't know if he's rubbing an annery, he's just telling me as a friend. No, I'm telling you. Yeah, well anything that you, and he's just in general happy. Just I've, I've ignored him.

Because mom didn't try to smother him. I just don't have any. I mean, that wasn't enough. Uh, no, I just, I'm telling you, I'm ignoring, I've, I've tuned out the world, other people's opinions, other people's concerns, other people's fears. That's the way to do it.

So that's why I've been ignoring me when I see you. Yeah, like I am in my own world right now, and I'm gonna tell you, jump on in. Cuse world, the world. The world, the world. The world, the world, the world. The world, the world, the world. The world, the world, the world.

People could only view Cuse world from the outside. No, I'm telling you. I'm not, not many people get to live in Cuse world. You know why? Because people in the real world, world do not talk like they talk online. So even if I do discuss politics and stuff like that, it's civilized. And we're fucking not. Yeah, it's nobody's trying to ruin anybody's

career. Nobody's trying to fucking hate anybody like the world is such a good place when you make it smaller. Yeah. Yeah. So you're saying detach, detach from society as much as possible. Keep the people you love. Yeah. Take care of your own. That's it. Let everybody else do their own thing. That's what you want to do. Cool. What? I'm not into it. Like I'm not going to fucking, I'm listening to other people's concerns are not my concern. Right. I'm concerned about my own concerns. Me and mine got you straight weight, which rich men. That's fun. I hear you, but you know, what I treat everybody good. I'm not means anybody. I do what I'm supposed to. And that's

that. I can't be part of the I can't be part of the solution, but I sure as hell, Brian, I'm not going to be part of the problem. I love sure as hell Brian, I'm not gonna be part of the problem. I love this guy. I love this guy. Yeah. That's it. He knows his limitations. I know my limitations.

I can't give a shit about whatever the fucking issue of the day is. I can't, I can't. Can't wait to see Ghost in the Shell. Can't wait to see it. Oh, I can't wait to see. I think you saw it already. I'm going to, I don't know if it'll be hot here by then but a train spotting too

I didn't see it. What you didn't see it? I'm going to Scotland in April and I'm sure we Should be I sure I sure can I see it I saw Kong to see Kong's go live Was that not fucking fun or what it was fun. Yeah, I mean there was some parts of it I'm like there were there were but it was a fucking when did it come out? Friday yeah, oh did it beat Logan this week. Yeah, be low. Oh, I thought it was so much fun I I just really can't stand when we got a safe Kong Who's that? Come on. We're if they don't save them those matches

Those matches will stay in that island and they'll be certainly know they've got no they have why would they've gotten off the island because kong has kept them at bay he's also the whole tribe of humans on the island they were like we can't allow them to fucking be slaughtered by Samuel Jackson in a bad mood you know the thing i mean i kind of had a wall well not really i don't know if they had the wall i don't know if that would have worked against them. Yeah, they could have just, they think that was some sort of metaphor.

I think it was made, I think fucking the first line of the movie being like, there's never going to be a more fucked up time in Washington. It was definitely, it was definitely. But it was so much fun, man. I enjoyed it. I thought Kong looked good. And you know, if I, if you're going to give me a choice, but see the next Star Wars movie or the Kong movie

I can actually see one out there Kong That's because at the end it was all that's God's only about those teasers, huh fucking great I mean have a Kong had weapons this time like they gave I don't want to fucking weapon these this is I mean we might not get to two live Jew today. Well, I'm gonna lady but I maintain that Kong should be the most intelligent being on the face of the planet because his brain has to be the size of a subway car.

Yeah, but it's really proportionate though. Oh, you said, yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, why? Because it's because it's proportionate to his body, it's not just the size of the brain. So the size of a brain doesn't matter? Size doesn't matter when it comes to brains, only when it comes to the fucking... In proportion of the body, so it's... Really? Yeah, sure.

But I thought T-Rex has had the brain the size of a marble. Well, that's the... Obstasy. That's... That's a big brain of a big junk. What do you go for? I know you're a lady. Are you kidding me?

I just want the answer to that question. That's really true. Yeah, so it's proportionate. You don't think that Kong was smarter than your average monkey? Oh, I think he was. You don't think Kong was smarter than a simpleton? Am I human being? Get him?

No, he's not a simpleton. I'm i don't say that i know i take it back take it back in me just a personal apologies get it but let's say you know let's say somebody like the guy like the like the banjo plucking boy on the porch of uh... the guy i called in bread and everyone's like how do you know you know i i think he's still uh... he know i think he still uh... you still got to buy

more than can you play a banjo and i don't know right so kong is no better than that i think a lot of it's soon by music he was too and he keeps falling for blondes that guy can't

have got a tie he He sees a blonde. That lady was blonde, you thought? I thought she had brown hair. Who's the lady? Who's the, who plays? A Brelarcin, right? I don't know who she is. I thought for sure that they weren't going to go. She's one that didn't clap for KC Aflake once she gave him the, Oh, really? I saw Manchester by the sea. Do you see it? Now it was good. Oh my God. It's so

awesomely depressing. Yeah. Oh boy. Alright. Yeah, it's crazy. But I thought they weren't gonna go with the cliche, like Kong saves the female. I thought for sure that they may not go that route because it was going to be all action, but of course they couldn't stop themselves. Yeah, I can't.

Well, they're trying to appeal to a broad audience, you know? Yeah. Well, she was like, it was a little bit like, she's a Vietnam photographer. This is like, I don't know. Like, there was a- Why did it need to be set in the 70s too I couldn't figure it out like what advantages does that have what does that I think it's I think it's part of the larger scheme of the movies so kong is going to be when he when he actually

introduced into the Godzilla world older and bigger he's going to remember they said that line he's still growing he's still a baby they said that they. He's still growing. He's still a baby. They said that He's gonna be like for it's gonna be 50 years though, but it also had a good premise in that satellite photography was just starting to There's gonna be no unmapped portions of the world anymore So that's why I said we got to get there before the Russians get there. I like that. I like that. I was a period thing I mean, I love a period piece to it. I think I love that extra a little touches to it But I wonder why it had to be done that I think it's just because of the scope of the whole movie They're creating okay, but how great was Johnson Riley man. Did you not like that character?

Which character was he was like use the downpilot in the beginning? Oh, yeah He was so good man and he had a line that made me left so hard where you hear the chirping and he's like It sounds like birds, but they're not there. Fuck it. Ants and I was like something happened to this motherfucker. Those ants. I was like, I want to know what that story is. That's why I said to watch them. I said, I want to see the damage.

Do you think that that was cut? No. I heard rumors. They wanted to do a movie about him and the Japanese pilot on the island. They said that was a metaphor for what's going to happen when King Kong meets Godzilla. That they're not going to fight. They're going to become friends and team up against all when King Kong meets Godzilla that they're not gonna fight They're gonna become friends and team up against all the other Well, they were originally fighting they were originally fighting and they

Got to you know, they they made up when because they were fighting when they make up We didn't see when they made up What just my heart we saw the part where they were fighting on the cliff edge and that's what you guys talking about to do everything I'm talking about the relationship of the pilot and the Japanese pilot they became friends. Yes, they they They grew to love each other like brothers. Yes, I've there some there's a rumor out there that that's that's a metaphor for how Kong and Godzilla are going to become friends Like that that'll happen for some of them that would mean they would be fighting it first Yeah, be fighting it first and then bond and they'll and yes That's definitely have to fight a little bit, but they're gonna grow to love each other like monster brothers Yeah, I did John C. Rive was good like when he was like that whole I can't tell if I'm talking or just thinking it here's

Perfect all right. We have somebody on the line. I just I want to win I have to imagine somebody is gonna steal that tagline. They're gonna grow to love each other like monster brothers That's not on the poster i'm not going no we are calling uh... let me see let me call Cheryl and let's see and she doesn't she needs a vinyl cast too well we'll ask her she already has what i'm gonna hang up on it so we were uh... somewhat by preponderance she asked me to have already correct yeah there's six verses get them what would be what's uh... what if four she's got to get four to six correct. Yeah, and everybody she could take the The wisdom of the people at the table like what you guys think it but you'll have to make the final decision on her own

Yeah, okay, all right. Let me call her again Let's see I think the joke here is how I think the joke here is how he's obviously yeah he's around like the other one people are very little

like I said before like chair collection give me an original he's on target what the hell's going on uh-oh we not paid a long distance for I don't know did somebody

call and and try to let's say hmm I don't know, did somebody call in? And try to let's see. I was probably trying to call me. Okay, let's see. All right, here we go. Cheryl? Hey, it's Brian from Tellumstief Dave. I've got, get him here. I've got Walt here and I've got

Q here. I wanted to go in a sending order of excitement. Um, we're going to play uh, two live crew or one middle aged you. Are you familiar with this game? I am and I love it. All right. So like rap, am and I love it. All right. So like rap. Some good answer. Are you a ringer? Are you a huge little Wayne fan? I am not. Okay. He has lots of chains and gold teeth and tons of tattoos and stuff and it's also I'm again now I'm so I'm a little upset that we have a female on the line because this game gets filthy Yes, have you ever heard anything filthy before because this may come as a shock to you I've never been I've never been offended by anything any of you have said on my cat and I've listened every episode including the bonus part so wait a second so I'm still

to give you a gauge I'm still tough line in your eyes that's right good enough for me but this is we're talking where I told Jeff to up the filth I told him to bring I told him to bring stuff that's illegal in a lot of states. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes. We're terrible at it, but better it is. Some of these rhymes could be about the target cafe. Ha, ha, ha. All right, so,

Gidham says that there's seven, right? There's seven. There's six, we could play it this way. We could do, you have to guess which title of the song was, was Japs. And if you get that right, maybe they didn't get a point, We could play it this way, we could do, you have to guess which title of the song was Jebs. And if you get that right, maybe they can get a point, they need to get, that would make us to give 12 opportunities then.

No, no, that would give 9 opportunities. Forget it, we didn't figure this out prior to calling you. So yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'll figure it out as we go along. If you answer it correctly, If you answer it correctly, if you answer it correctly, we'll make sure you get it. You don't have a final cast too? I do already have one. I mean, one sign by all three of you.

All right. That's priceless. Okay. Well, this would be signed by more than three of us. So maybe you can, if you have, oh, oh, so your existence signed. Oh, so you could sell that and then you're going to get one sign by a bunch of people, including Ghost Posey, if he comes down for a vegan pizza.

And I'm saying by you and that's it. Just you? Oh, yeah, you're out at an IJ show, got it signed? Yes. Oh, there you go. Thank you, thank you for that. I'm a huge man. You're a man of the people. Everyone like eyes at jerk off he doesn't come out

I hear a lot of people saying it I got enough mail here to put proves I'm fucking his mail Oh, yeah, so I know that he's not a fucking jerk. Would you like to make a request for people to step send and? Would you like to make a request or send him more stuff to me? to stop sending you. No, no, no, come on. Would you like to make a request to start sending more stuff to me? I got a lot of bird-dig-gefs. Thank you for everybody who sent them in. I appreciate it.

But if you're feeling like you got to send Q something, they didn't want hurt to send the mailboy something, too. The guy who's handling all his mail. Yeah. Thank you for whalf-lanning him. Yeah. What about the mailboy's assistant? Do you send anything to get him?

Yeah, well, anything I don't want to give to my son. I can't sit down. So still cookies. Yeah. All right. Well, let's get into this, I can't sit down. So still cookies. Alright, let's get into this man, this is fucking the longest episode ever. So the first two songs up for debate, Cheryl, are Type Away or Certifiable. Type Away or Certifiable. Now you can ask one of the guys at the table what they think or you can go out on your own and pick which one is the Sunday Jeff song

Okay, here's a lyric first. No, you got this is So she so later seconds so she has to guess just at the title just based off the title then she'll hear the lyrics and then she could change No, that that's also this is to get a certain point plateau. Okay, Cheryl. So basically what you're looking at a 50 50 chance right now that you may guess the right one. And then this is worth one point. Okay.

If you get if you get this right and you pick the right verse, that's a three point answer. You got to get you got to try to get 12 points out of this. If you get 12 points and you get a win. Oh, yeah, it's fucking 97 pens that he You can ask somebody at the table or you could go out on your own type away and don't be looking on your phone now Yeah, you got to be honest about this please We're gonna hang up on you or certifiable which one is the Sunday Jeff title?

which one is the Sunday Jeff title? Um... I'm gonna go with certifiable. That's the Sunday Jeff one? Yeah. Okay, we're gonna hear, we're gonna hear now certifiable. I'm shocked. She wouldn't even ask at the table. I know you'd even ask.

I feel like certifiable is like, when an album goes certified gold or certified I would have thought that was so crazy. He's like I'm certifiable. All right, that's what you would have thought you You know, I'm gonna find a fry. What were you to want what I would I would have went with a little I would have went with Sunday Jeff being type A and and the way in being certifiable for the reason like I'm so crazy I'm certified all right All right, you know what you type away? Are you on the microphone? Yeah, I'm on my All right. Okay, what are you doing? Is it type away? Are you on microphone? Yeah, I'm on my microphone.

Type away or type away? Type away or type A. It's type a type away. Oh, type away. Type away. I feel like that's something Rapper's talking about as type. What do you think?

I can think type away would be a little Wayne and certify it would be Sunday Jeff because like certificate of course. Can you walk down what everybody weighed in here just so we can see who really knows and brutal so get them thinks it's certifiable is Jeff Brian thinks type of way is Jeff and Q think certifiable is Jeff and No, Q thinks the certifiable is little Wayne and Megan thinks it's what do you think it is?

No, no, no, no, cue thinks the certifiable is a little away and Megan thinks it's what do you think it is? I said certifiable certifiable. It's Jeff is Jeff. All right. Here we go. Well, it's here listen to certifiable and then we'll listen to type away There we go Ready to get them. Yeah San Ureeta shaking dead ass to the beat make me go at a local baby lift up that skirt let me munch on that pink tackle Noko baby lift up that skirt let me munch on that pink tackle Gets me stupid crazy and all I want to do is fucking fucking fuck about the pop here comes my curly face Cuz I be guy guy for game games and kuku for hair clear clams So that's certifiable? That was certifiable.

Okay, well, there's a little way known to make any three stooages references because my Jeff is. Okay, we still have a stick with it. I'm still going to stick with a still gonna take a little Wayne as the as the Survival, yeah, okay? We'll wait that we have to ask We can well no she's got to hear and oh she's got to hear the other here before she could change you know She could change her answer, okay, yeah, but you know, let's just the type of way Enough with the small talk my girls pussy is a water park

Every little thing I do turn her on, that's auto-star. I kiss every single body part. Her body is a work of art. Don't run from this dick girl. I don't like to chase. I waxed that ass while she makes that Mr. Miyagi face. Okay, that was tight away. What's a Mr. Miyagi face? You've never seen the karate kit? Yeah, I have, but what's a Mr. Miyagi? I put that face on like when he's like... Like all of that in shit?

Okay. Skyrise close, take, because it's so good. Okay. Wait, wait, what? Which song, after hearing both of them? Which one was sung by some guys? Which one was Sunday Japs? Do you want to change your answer from certifiable? What? I'm going to stick with certifiable. Q, you're going to stick with it? I'm going to stick with certifiable. No, you were, you were going to type away. I mean, I'm going to stick with type away. Whatever the first one was, that was Sunday. Yeah. Whatever the fuck that was. So

Brian is changing to certifiable. Yeah. and get him you stay I stay staying with certifiable Yeah, okay, and and Cheryl said certifiable. Yeah, all right. Let's all know you're ready And the correct answer where well the Sunday Jeff answer was Certifiable Three point answer Cheryl certifiable. Three point answer, Cheryl. So you got three points. You're three and then the one for the answer.

Well, that's it. Combined, she got both parts of the question. Okay, so both are together three. Okay, go. So Sunday Jeff sang certifiable. Yeah. Okay. That was his rhyme.

That was his beat. That was his jam. That was his, what else you call versus. Yeah, it's fine. Okay. All right. The next round. that was his, what else you call versus? Yeah, it's fine. Okay. All right, the next round. We have some more synonyms.

This episode isn't long enough. Round two. Greatest of all time or Wauza. Oh, there's a tough one, Cheryl. You can ask them at the table if you want. What was the second one? Wauza. Greatest of all time or Wauza.

All right, Brian, what do you think? I think that rappers like to pat themselves on the back quite a bit. They're big into their egos. So I'm going to say greatest of all time is Lil Wayne. Sunday Jeff, you know, his self-esteem is at rock bottom. So I'm going to go with Wauza. And it just sounds like like something that you might hear in a 70 show that maybe he was watching any picked up. Happy day Sunday. Happy day. Happy day. He's like Wauza. Okay, so he's Brian Johnson is weighing in that Wauza is Sunday Jeff. Be cute. I, happy. He's like, well, is it well? Brian Johnson is weighing in that,

Wauza is Sunday Jeff. BQ. I'm going to say Wauza as well. BQ is saying that Wauza is Sunday Jeff as well, get him. That's what I'm saying, because it sounds like capy days. All right. What is, and well, but the most importantly, what does Megan think?

Cheryl. Cheryl. Cheryl. Cheryl, do you know what Megan takes what Meg is actually my daughter who's sitting right next to me? Oh my god, you can't hear this, can't you? How old is she? No, no, no, she can't hear this. She's 22. Oh, okay. Still, I still want to let her hear this. Yeah, Sunday Jeff is very raw. You may not be ready for the the the rhymes he's dropping. up here ready for the the the rhymes he's dropping. I'm gonna go with the majority and say well the Sunday jetball. Okay. All right. Let's

hear. Let's hear what was the first. Lay on the bed. Open that twat. My French kiss that pussy. Sit on my face. Before I eat that pussy, I see my grease. Pussy monster in her closet. Full of surprises. I give full body massages I hope that pushy's warmer than Luke and sweet as good diver sucked this dick and swallow that nut and call it penis Kalada Look up that mini skirt. That's my dinner dessert Hey, I hope he wrote that

This hope he wrote that that I just hope he wrote that. That was a mentioned Luke. So, that was Wozzo. And now I hope he wrote that. Here's greatest of all time, Cheryl. It's finally down to just two. Tommy B and you know who. About between Mr. 5 Rings, versus the man with a magic dinging.

Another record falls as you drop back to pants while this legend's chin is buried deep in some hose. My dick and bronze is certain. Saggy balls, your image be hurt. I make bitches come so hard, I need a robot. Now step back and recognize the real motherfucking goat So Cheryl on your own now do you want to change your answer or do you want to stay with is that phone dying? The What would you like to stick with your answer that waza is Sunday Jeff or would you like to change it to

Greatest of all time? I'm gonna stick with my answer because I really want that one to be Sunday Jeff. Okay, you guys want to, you guys? I'm gonna stick, I'm gonna stick, I'm gonna let it ride. Right. You know what this song was about, right? It sounded like pussy and ass. Five rings?

Yeah, the second one, yeah, I thought it sounded like pussy and ass. Yeah. Five rings, zombie keys. Yeah, the second one, yeah, I thought was Sunday Jeff. Is that why I was a... Whatever the second one was, I was Sunday Jeff. That was the greatest of all time. You're switching to Goat. I'm gonna switch. Yeah.

Wow. Get him, you're switching? I'm staying. He's staying. Yeah. The real answer was Sunday Jeff's song was greatest of all time. Whoa! He wrote about Tom Brady.

Very, very relevant, I thought. Yeah, he's got his finger on his pulse. Sunday Jeff. No way, he's the way he's the most writer. No way, no way in featuring Sunday Jeff. So you get no points for that, Charles. Ah, all right. You're not, you're not gonna win. Oh, there's a way she'll win that.

She's the way she can win that, I don't think. What? She gets one right. There's no possibility of winning. That's weird. Alright, we'll see what happens here. I just can't win. I didn't think that anybody get it wrong. I just can't wait to get this in hands of Vicky Pesas. Make another ref. All right, the last the last round round three is is last round hot revolver or these these knee, these knee, these knee, all like Disney. I don't know, it says these knee. Probably two ease in a z. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? Who would you like to ask anybody at the at the table, Cheryl? Yeah, I'll ask you. Maybe I got even though I got a hundred percent of them right.

Oh, you're out of practical job. You're not a cop. You didn't get it right. You switched. You went with Wauza. Yeah, was it I right? You're wrong. Then he switched to go. No, but he switched to the right one but he switched to the right one switch to the right one so when the end he's right so in the end I'm right. Yeah, but not a hundred percent right. Oh, okay This is why I'm punching holes. People's windows Be cute. You need some help. I think that Disney is is Sunday's just way of saying Disney and Hot revolver is the little Wayne song. Yeah.

Do they like guns, rappers? Yeah. So does Jeff. Does he? Yeah. He buys gun magazines. He has not been able to do it. Oh, I thought you went like, dude's guns.

He's a shot. He collects. Does he have a gun license? No. But so he just likes guns from. He just collects the magazines. Huh. He's like, this is the last thing on earth. I don't collect. I mean, he just collects the magazines. Huh. He's like this is the last thing on earth

I've collect I may as well just get it What do you think, Charles? Oh I think Is on point because I do know that he loves Disney Like now you just threw in a monkey wrench by saying he reads gun magazines. Well, this is why you're... this is why it's up to you. Keeping in mind even if you get it right, 100% you still won't win.

You know what? If you get it right, I'm gonna wave it, you're gonna win. You're gonna bend the rules in the middle of a game Yeah, so this is important Need an answer We've been going for two hours. I'm gonna go with the gun the gun song. Oh, she's going with gun. So Sunday Jeff is hot revolver. What do you think, Brian? I think Sunday Jeff is a Disney or whatever. Disney. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with that too. Okay, well, it's your hot revolver. Let's hear it. I thought people would be waiting for this. My homie say she's chewed in them other bitches and every time I'm in that pussy it feels custom fitted. I swear I like her more than she think I do girl when I think of you.

I dick just like to jump in like a fucking kangaroo. I suck and fucking finger you. But you want me to cling to you and I ain't asking you to change because I know I can't jingle you. I got my ways and you have your days and we're even our best shot but I just got craze. Wow. So you would be an authority authority on this is there is there room in the Wu Tang for one more There is there always is the passage is so like like so still to Like there's no meter or rhyme or like he's just It's like it's the first time he's reading like like like like he's taking English as a second I'm guessing he's not getting the meter that he's not getting sent the he's just getting sent the lyrics not the like a YouTube version of it right?

I just send the lyrics. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Oh, Stacy get your hand out of your pants This is our region's behavior It's common though. Yeah, yeah, sure Your hand in your pants right now, too, right? With your daughter The circles are going on a surf talk right now Go to your room Sunday Jeff is talking about Clams and guns

Let's hear And who wants like everybody's under under the impression. It's about Disney except for a show No, but like but you guys all think this song song that diverse is gonna be well the way it's sad what you mispronounced it three times I'm like I guess I don't know I mean I'll just All right, let's hear it And Jovan all fours in a style I call Pluto so nasty stuff in those two gerbos chip and Dale a plan as show Committing beastly with that simple fuck goofy. Many hooked on that glass pipe, so no need to roof it.

Sexier only can't come without a little pain. Such a freak she called in, you eat do-ey and lou-ey to pull a train. Now, mouse be watching it all from a closet holding his dick, yo. This club now reserved for only perverts and sickles now well here again but i need to be

he's prepared to because he's a pipe this is his experience as thus far dictated like what i'm going to need to roof you this girl thankfully she's on credit it. No, it's not a girl. It's not a girl. It's Minnie Mouse. It's Minnie Mouse.

Oh, it's Minnie Mouse. Okay, so it's Minnie Mouse. Let's hear it again. Okay. And you'll find all fours in a style I call Pluto. So nasty. Stuffin' those two gerbos chippin' day on a luck dad ass show.

Committee beastiality with that simple fuck goofy. Minnie hooked on that glass pipe, so no need to roof it Sexier only came come without a little pain such a freak she called it you eat doy and Louis to pull the train Chugas be watching it all from a closet hole in this dick yo This club now reserved for only perverts and sickles. I got it I'm surprised you guys were able to tell this Disney so quick But I got to give it up to say Jeff. I thought you saw the horror in the glass pipeline

I saw the horror and that Mickey was watching it all from a closet jerking off Real see the heart and what are supposed to be? I'm someone's ass or what are supposed to be three children the ducks like pulling a train Well children from every angle What did you say, kid? Shipping the hell of someone's ass. What are gerbils? They're little chipmunks. Put those smotherer.

I know what that feels like. I thought this was the darkest, but yet the most honest of his wraps. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were giving it away, so. But yet the most honest of his rap. Yeah, we're giving it away. He's keeping it real. Well, here's the other thing like the first one it seems like he doesn't understand English the way Created it was his baby. I told him like this is I would like to hear this made into a real rap Walt Disney would allow it

Well isn't it parody? Sure you can say that I don't know it's parody They can do porn movie parodies of things but they have not done a Disney porn parody I don't believe you want to put so terrified they did all the Avengers ones and that they're owned by Disney now They can do that. Can't one of the obscure rappers on earth Character's in sexual situations. Oh Okay, sure

Okay, sure This is Served He's not allowed to wrap ever again Yeah, yeah, what's about A lot of wrong like dirty rap do I dirty When I when I raped There are they didn't need to do it. You need to rape her too. She was she was Contents you know that she says later. She's so into pain. She's into it. She's all right. All right All right, no problem. I'm okay with it. This is the new me

It all goes back to her childhood After hearing all that What's your you want to change your answer? Good choice. I was kind of hoping you were so dopey that you didn't, so we could tee off on you. Alright, let's do the drum roll for the reveal. Alright. Sunday, Jeff verse was D's knee.

Alright. I thought it was lost or two, a nice little like nod. He called it K-N-E-E. That's what rappers like to talk about. Yeah, women are. female mice on the A's. Yeah yeah. And these knees. It's like 85% of all rap stuff. It's like at least a brief mention. So well alright so you're gonna win.

Can you email your address to K-M ES2 came you to a Gmail subject line D's knee subject line So don't go to my junk mail TSD contest winner All right, thank you Cheryl you can now you can go and brag to your daughter Alright, thank you Cheryl. You can now you can go and brag to your daughter Thanks you later. Bye

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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I thought, um, she's still got one wrong anyway. Sexy rodent can't come without a little pain. I thought like, um, I mean, yeah, eight out of all of us though, I could be anyone of us, dude, that shit's church. That's true. Tell him Steve Diffie. I will tell you the side with anyone all the time

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