Tell Em Steve-Dave - #330: Try the Veal

Episode Date: March 25, 2017

The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career. Music: Galactic Polecats - Necro Girlfriend

Hitler is still polarizing. Yeah, to say the least. I don't want to be in this bullshit boy band fucking group I don't want to wear for children your chin Wait, wait, wait, we're talking about that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha or his mother finally finished him off. He's mother-to-me. He got a lot of, we got a lot of sympathy for that. Yeah, this is good. I don't, I didn't like the way it overshadowed my joke about his C-section scar.

Like nobody even mentioned it. It was all like, oh, get him, get him. Your mom tried to kill you. You think you deserved more tension than that? I don't know, I thought it was pretty good. It'd be fair, your parents have been slowly killing you for decades, like why don't you get... I get none than that. I don't know I thought it was pretty good. It's to be fair your parents have been slowly killing you for decades like why don't you get I get none of that Yeah, I get none of that because I don't I don't like keep it in my back pocket and just reveal it all of a sudden I'll keep it no more teflon left

So fucking scratched away. I'm just a real fucking pan Nobody cares about Rarely do we have a guest here. Would be accurate to say we as chew guests. A chew. A shoe? Yes, shoe. We don't like guests. But we like today's guest. Oh yeah. Yeah, we do. Very hunky. Very sexy. Very flexible. Oh, a limber. Very limber. Very man song with his see how I bend backwards Joey for tone Time can you believe it? You know believe it or not. Thank you all three of you

It's pretty amazing though because a lot of there have been many people out there that have been asking me to get On this show. Yeah, it's seriously like no bullshit Like what are you gonna do it? What are you gonna do? Come on? I can do time and do time. So now is a perfect timing. Glad I'm here. Thank you for having me when they when they stopped turning me down That's what I'll be all right exactly I think I lost the back show lost the bet with this so make sure Walt Flanagan big and sink fan big and sink fan. We had we we came to blows one time Over he loved and think I love Backstreet Boys.

And we had our hands around each other's throat, and then we came to blows, and he came first all over me. I guess he won. He was like, now you clean it up with a fucking Backstreet Boy shirt bitch. You're gonna listen to boy bands, right? He was like now you clean it up with a fucking back street boy shirt bitch You can listen to boy bands Walt, right? This is an icon in our midst like he's truly like I'm not even fucking around like he's icon Like I'm here, right?

You've walked down the street with this guy. It's Women he still has it. He's still got... Yeah, it's not. People... No, because people walk and they say, you know, get the anime and I'm like, okay, I'll do it, I'll join it. I don't know what the fuck that means, but I'll do the fucking antlers and shit. And everybody cheers and I'm like, well, shit, I must be doing something right there. There you go. I like Wallet's face. I can see that, like, I'm trying to process it. Yeah, because I think... I think... I think... I've seen... Were you on... Were you the the Ville guy? Yeah, are you talking about a Hannah Montana? Yeah, yes I was that's okay. You watched that show right? Yeah, yeah, yeah

Hannah Montana where I own the Italian restaurant. Yeah, Facebook player. Ville guy. And when it was Joe even told a little more. LaMail. And when I told her, I said, you know, from my list that I, she was the character. And I said, you know, you know, you know, a Hannah Montana. She's like, yeah, so we bring

Hannah Montana here. I wanted to perform for me since you messed up. I had to sign a baseball for somebody for her brother, some shit. So I'm wearing this gold legitimate.

No, it's for he was for her father. Yeah. And he was for a father. Yeah, and I look at it straight. I've seen I've seen the episode about a hundred times. I've basically had it on the back of my back. I wish I had the fucking outfit though because I literally just tried the field. Yeah.

Yeah. It was unbelievable. Unbelievable. When you walked in he was like, oh shit it's showing fatola. Oh my god. Damn. And all the damns the video. Fuck you. Yeah, my kids. That's so much a whole lot about you right now. I Got all the New York

Fuck yeah, my kids so much a whole lot about you right now my kids watched it like like a single Over and over and over and over and I must have seen the episode about hundred times now when you go home tonight You're like girls Joey Vittolo was on the show tonight are they I don't know if they'd remember it though because I mean I haven't watched it in so long and they were really young when they were into it and if you say the tag tried to be Yes, they would say would yeah most of the kids remember that for some odd Dumb can I get a picture with you and we do a short video and he's like I'll say try the video Oh a little video okay, yeah, okay awesome

I mean, yeah, daughters will be impressed for once. It did work with Q. One of the funniest things I ever saw was, like, his walk keeps his professional life and his private life very, very separate. I know almost nothing about him. He told his girls, he's like, you know, at once they got into IJ, like, I know Q. And they're like, yeah, he's like, you know, once they got into IJ, like I know Q. And they're like,

yeah, right. Like, there's also coming from like over a decade each of him bullshitting them about, like, stupid stuff. So he's constantly tricking them so they don't believe anything. He says anymore. And we're in Big Applecon, or New York, Con. Remember, like, Quinn was way in the background. Quinn or Sal and you took a picture. Oh, yeah. We're like, at least what, like, 40 feet away. Yeah. That was your proof of it. Yeah. I really, I know, far away. That was fun.

I was funny. Is there something in your career that you look back on and you're like, well, I shouldn't have done that? There's a lot of things. I've been on not talking about, you know, burying girls in the Everglades. No, yeah, not. Yeah, not.

They were like, when we first started out, there was a couple like outfits that, I was fucking horrible. We wore these outfits one time. It was like, oh, they're giving you free clothes. We're like, free clothes, cool. And we were just starting out. We weren't even signed to a record label.

When we were gonna do like a photo shoot with the clothes, not knowing the clothes basically were like, fucking clown clothes. Thank God, I gotta find, I gotta find where I can surface these pictures because they have been buried and I'm not even kidding you They were like these jackets with these pants that were like green striped pinstriped They were like fucking like clown outfit legitimately like clown outfits and all five of us wore these different fucking outfits And it was absolutely horrible

But there are there ones out there that you can see as a pleather red pleather long jacket I had because I thought it was cool. No, I don't like shit. I remember that one So at the time that um at the time that you got the clothes though like once you put them on Did you guys were you guys like we're hot shit or did you immediately know? No, that was really shitty. No, they should be traveling out of a car Yeah, they're ones back in a day that we thought that we were hot shit We're like the big genko jeans the big baggy ones I heard they're coming back now, which is horrible But they're the ones that the really big bell bottoms and the pants, you know, comes

tight in the waist, but they fucking fray out like almost like a screw. So there was those were jeans that we used to wear all the time too. And meanwhile back in the day, of course, we were a lot more skinnier. So it literally looked like a dress that we were wearing. Could it be in the era where you'd wear them backwards too? No, well, it was right after that. Chris, Christopher, Chris Cross, I think think Jump Jump was a little bit before, but we didn't want to wear anything backwards because then that's more urban. That's more hood.

We were white hood. That's what the money is when it's fresh, right? That's what the money is. So when you started out like you said you weren't signed yet, so how did it how did it come together? Like the crazy story. Yeah everybody knew somebody in one way, shape, perform the performed the group with me and Chris we worked the Universal Studios he did on the I did to be the juice girl of you show singing and he did like an alchipel group in front of the Mel's diner he was like this 50s do upgroup so meet him new each other but I knew JC from the Mickey Mouse Club which they shot and taped in Orlando so I knew Justin and actually I knew JC and how it happened was his Lou Perlman who is the big guy that actually was starting to do back

She wasn't maybe did them to but You know kind of created a new audition they were out in Europe really starting to do stuff And they were signed so he wanted to do it again. It's like shit if I could do that one time I'll do it again. So he called Chris up. He found Chris. I can't exactly how he knew Chris I think it was through how he believed I'm from the back she boys So he called Chris said hey if you can get a group together because he didn't want to do the audition bullshit and stuff he goes if you can get a guy's group of guys together I'll fund it so Chris went on his own called ahead got a hold of Justin Justin got a hold of JC

because them to the the Mickey Mouse Club was done they were starting to write music in Nashville called them up came back to Orlando I happen to be in a separate group without you know these guys actually some of the story some people may know may not know but I was in another Occupel group with some people and I knew them and I happened to run into them at a club called eight-track in Pleasure Island used to be a bunch of clubs in Pleasure Island Orlando it was like this little club thing for fucking Disney so I run into them so now the three of us sit together and they were like, well, we need it. We want a member. It was

Justin Chris, yeah, Justin Chris, JC and me. And I just said, hey, you know, I'll give you an audition. I gave him audition tape. It was fucking horrible. But I said, hey, come and see what I do. I showed him a beer, do you show? They're like, I would like it. So we want me to you in the group. There was a kid named Brody that was in the group, even before that. They booted his ass out. He became C-note. No. Or is it a group called C-note that wasn't that big and popular? They came out a little bit around on time.

They had like one hit and that was the end of it for them. But when they got him out of the group, it was the four of us. And we were trying to look for a bass singer. So I'm not a bass. And with the bass, we had this guy Jason, a buddy of mine, who signed up to do it. He was all for it. We sang. We had rehearsals.

We started doing this. It was come time to sign the contracts he bailed out he goes I don't want to be in this bullshit boy band fucking group it's gonna be a bunch of freaking yeah you kids on the block I think the only story that's been told about this was on the a VH1 driven they actually interviewed him too and they interviewed his dad as well because his dad was my chorus director and I So Jason his dad's like my sons and I saw Jason literally freaking set out fucking I don't want to do it is but you know new kids on a block bubble gum shit I'm like dude in order to get where we need to get we have to kind of give in a little bit

Just like anybody, you know you suck a dick at two every now and then to get where you got to go So we got this podcast exactly put on this gene skirt So after that So we were just like oh shit what the fuck do we do? So we literally met one of two guys and we're like eh, but Justin's old Boggo coach at a miss Memphis used to train these kids. There was a choral group called Adeshe that was in Mississippi and they said I got this guy's name's Lance Bass. He's 16. He's got a really low voice for a 16-year-old.

So we called his mom up, tried to convince him. His mom said, no, about two or three times. He didn't want to even say, hey, we'll fly him in the Florida. Think of it as a freaking free vacation. You just want to hear you and meet you. He comes in, we bring him to a little club, see if he can dance a little bit. We sing with him. It sounds fucking amazing. His low end killed it and everything was really great. He said, hey, we love to do this. His mom was a little skeptical about it little bit, we sing with them. It sounds fucking amazing. His low end killed it and everything was really great. Said, hey, we love to do this. His mom was a little skeptical about it. Finally, we signed.

We were together for about a year and a half to two years, never signed a record deal. Later on down the line, this is getting fucking boring. Just let me know. Later on down the line, backstreet went from BMG record company to jive. So BMG didn't have a boy band anymore per se. Even though our manager was the same as managers backstreet,

manager came up and said, because knew what was going on. And said, hey, I got a band that's consing better, and sometimes dance even better, circles around backstreet boys. They come out, they come to Orlando, to these German guys, they look at us to like, can you change the name? Out of the gate, like, why?

He was like, his Germans are not gonna know how to pronounce and think. That's the way he said it. We want you to change it to Hitler's voice. Yeah. Change it to... How about to change it to Hitler's voice. Yeah. How about you? I call him. I say on everyone's chest.

So it was so weird. Literally, we went in, we sang, we performed from the same fucking songs we were doing for two years, and literally, like, we'll get back to you in a couple of months. They leave. A literally a week later, they call us and say, hey, we love to sign you guys, come to Germany next week, and we're going to start doing a photo shoot,

and we're going to start recording photo shoot and we'll start recording. That's kind of what happened for us. And Brody's like, is it too late? Yeah. Brody and Jason, Jason's like, come on. So what are those guys up to, you know? They're there alive. Brody is alive, he has a kid, he's mad.

I think he has two kids now, he's married. My boy, poor Jason, can't catch a fucking break. No. He's been a little down and dumps just in general and not... Well, he could catch a break. He's still... He could a break. He's just fucking through the break. He, he's been a little downed dumpster's in general. Well, he could catch a break. He's still he's caught a break. He just fucking threw the break. I'm sure he was better because the shitty part too is I still kept in contact with him.

This is during our in sync days when the height of our career. I'm like, you haven't seen a while when she come on over to my house. He's like, fuck you. No, he came and it was really hard because literally no bullsh**. I was like, so here's my house that's on four acres of land and it's 10,000 square feet. And here's my pool. Right. That's 146,000 gallon. It's like it's great. Do you have cap hair? Yeah, I felt bad. I did. It was a little guilty. I felt a little guilty, but I was like, I have it. I was like, fuck you. You said no. You know, it's kind of suck, but it was like that's like you should have just led with assumed that he was He was a six-speed Basically, it's worse though because at least Pete best got fired You know what I mean like yeah Jason quit yeah, like he said no he had it and was like me think I'll do this instead

I saw I saw behind the music where the original guitarist for poison Left like a month before they had and you can always look at it and be like the same with this guy Like would it have been the same state like if Lance best didn't come in, you know You never know yeah exactly you're right. You never know. Yeah, it's like the only way it gave what I hated us But now they love us cuz he's gay. Why would the kids have hated you? I'm kidding. I'm just making a joke What did you do to the kids? No, but meeting you don't know every boy band supposedly as a gay in the group right and they can relate You know what I mean? That's a myth 100% yeah, but meaning you don't want to know every boy band supposedly has a gay in the group. Right. And they can relate. You know what I mean? That's a myth. 100%. Yeah. No. But you guys had what? That's a glance. Oh, yeah, he's a gay. As a couple, but when he wasn't gay, he came out after the group was he

came out. Yeah, he was nervous about the whole thing though. He was just it was around that. Of course, around that time where I don't want to say anything to jeopardize a group. He was very nervous about that. Very, very scared about that because it's like God forbid if if that comes out and people, and I guess he was thinking more towards a negative, but I think it could have actually helped a lot. I think, and it's great that we, of course, when he came out, we supported him

and whatever case may be, and we're there for you, bro. And he was just nervous about the whole thing, about the whole thing. I don't know why, but it was really weird. Was he slaying ass, man ass on those toys? Man, mayonnaise are man ass. They're both. Was he like doing that version of it?

Just what did I do? He, well believe it out. No, he had a girlfriend. He had to use the date Daniel Fishill way back from Boy Meets World. Oh, I know this one. She played Topanga. Oh, yeah.

I know he's got a course hold of this. Sorry, I had to talk about that. Yeah, yeah, she was the guy who was, it was a, it was a, it's a wonder years, right? Wonder years, a brother. Well, it was that, it was, it was that idea, but it was actually Fred Savage's brother, yeah. Who was in Boy Meets World.

And it just came out a while ago, it was a Disney, it was like, kid meets world or something, they were all parents now, but she used to date her and, that's when they were 18, 18, 18, now the 90s, 90s? No, the 90s. The 90s? Yeah. The wonder years was 80s. Okay.

The late 90s. That was with Danica. Yeah, and it was so interesting because we were like, we kind of had an idea that he was and we didn't know if he really 100% was. And then finally, actually, I actually was the first one to find out. I walked kind of in on him per se. So what Apple was is, yeah, we were out drinking out at a club. I know it's crazy. Out drinking out of club. I'll tell you the shit you want to hear. But we were at a club and we all went out and party were all getting frickin drunk and

we get back to his house and his house was literally we were close to my house. It was like maybe about a mile away. So we were hanging out and I was like oh fuck I got hammered. I passed out one of his guest bedrooms. I wake up at like three or four o'clock and I'm like, fuck, I need to get home. So I go to his room, I knock on his door and I'm like, hey, it's not there. I'm like, fuck, what to go. I went outside and his back hair buys pool. He's not there.

What the fuck, going to his other guest room? Look, not there. I opened up a door to look in his office. He's sitting on a big chair with a guy straddling him. Now they're clothed, thank God. But I walked in, I opened up a door, I was like, hey, let me know when you're done. I gotta go. And God, but I walked in I was like hey Let me know when you're done. I gotta go and I start to close like hey come on in nothing's happening I'm like you sure is like hey is like surprise and I'm like not really

Yeah, but I was like the first thing I can see is I did dude your mom's gonna kill you So first thing I said your mom's gonna fucking flip you know Christian woman Bible book I'll live in Mississippi. I say he's like hey, he's like don't tell the guys I'm gonna tell him on my own time and this was this was pretty much when we were doing I think our last tour was right around our last tour if I'm not mistaken I think it was or Papa Akima was this stadium tour the pop out of Sea of the other one but it's all fucking blood but it was interesting just to like him was like hey don't talk to my dude I'm like I love you bro right I don't love you, but I love you.

I'm gonna carry it away. I'm not gonna do it make out with me. But I'm not gonna, you know, and I was like, I'm not gonna say shit, man, you do your own time, man. And that's kind of how that whole thing went down. It was interesting. And where the other guys, once they found out,

were they a little bit like, why would you tell for tone and not us? Well, yes, you know, I mean, because I kind of found out in a weird way. It wasn't like, he just told me. But I think Chris was really kind of hurt the most because he didn't know anything about it and he was doing a radio talk show like a morning talk show for a couple days with with people in Orlando's And literally there is a people magazine came out it says I'm gay and he literally somebody one of his somebody people from the place

It's literally while he's on the mic talking Drop the magazine right in front of him and Chris looked down and I was like, what the fuck? I had no idea. It's like, ew! So, but then they started asking questions and he had no idea what to say or anything else. Oh man. You can't put on the spot a little bit and it was kind of like, so he was a little bit bent

that shape, but everything's cool now. I mean, you know, dashed it out and talked it. Well, it was also an interview with it. It wasn't like TMZ where it's like, oh, it's got an old interview. Yeah, it was a whole interview about it. And then, you know, he was very scared about it. And there was another guy that he was dating at the moment that was like a celebrity as well.

And he wanted him to come out because he was like, hey, I want, you know, I love you. I want to show people who my boyfriend is and everything else. And it took him a lot of courage to do that. But it was funny because the minute after that happened, he broke up with him. He was like, fuck you, I don't care.

Out of the mail. So, but it was one of my rights. Man, man, you know? All the same, man. All the fucking animals. Animals. Good guy. So you know from all his little parts and kids side things and kids and kids shows but nothing

about it. Do you ever see what I did to Wiggles? I didn't see that one. I'm all I used to watch the Wiggles constantly. I did the the Christmas one. I sang Oh Holy Nighted if you remember that one. What else do I do? Yeah. I did the you met. No no we shot a New York actually. Oh yeah. Yeah it was a green screen for me. Was it with the original Wiggles or was it the original Wiggles? Yeah, the Wiggles, yeah, the Wiggles, yeah. And the Wiggles, yeah, the Wiggles, yeah. Oh, Wiggles, yeah. Yeah, Jeff was a, Jeff.

Wiggles, Jeff. First thing we'll do is have kids that know the Wiggles, people know who that was, you know. Mind you, I actually have a Wiggles belt. Did you meet the pirate? Fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Do I have a dime store? Can't do it, do I have to do the dime store? Oh, man. I actually had had all them come to my house one time the tour bus pulled up No shit you not tour tour bus pulled up I said hey guys when you if you have a day off you're here in Orlando come by my house I love it. I had no kids at my house because I didn't want to deal with that shit I was like dude you guys relax and be yourself all of us hung out all adults hung out We ate we'd fucking drank and this was where you go All adults hung out we ate we'd varken drank and this was

In a heroin But I used to ask stories about that and funny We about wake up Jeff they used to fucking like like kids like teenage kids used to go to his house And fucking ring his doorbells that screaming wake up Jeff But Jeff gave me an honor. I'm like an honorary wiggle I got a belt a wiggle belt. You know the bell buckles are there. Yeah, they got they made a gay one to me I was like that. I thought it was cool. I survived man. Oh, yeah, you ain't see nothing else You you find out what a fucking wiggle honorary wiggle

Yeah, forget forget the stadiums where it's fucking like as far as the I can see And he could just be like boom boy somebody out. She's mine Hell yeah, so you can hopitate all day Just one Walton I've never seen somebody win Walton Time to make the salad. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, from salad yummy. I was texted with somebody today and I said, I said, Jo, he's gonna do the show and they were like, you really seem to like him.

You don't really like anybody. And I said, that's because I hate everybody too. I said, yeah. And but then she goes, but it seems like everybody, everybody likes him. Like he's like the, he's like the Ralph Match of the, of the music room, right?

Like, like he's the like nice guy and like some I I don't yeah, I don't know anyway. It doesn't like him. He's just such a guy I'm always happy to look him a while. I mean let's be a kid if I am fuck Yeah, that's the thing about big kids in a Yeah, but no because you I've never seen you not enthusiastic about whatever's in front of you Like you hang around a little longer I know you have it you're a human and like we've only been friends a couple years now But like every time you come out you'll like this is awesome. Wait, what's that?

This is awesome. Wait, what's that? This is awesome and I've never met anybody and I've said this so many times More generous and giving up their time than you to fans people come up to you You never are like I don't want to do this. You're always like And think about I've been doing it now for almost 20 years. Yeah, you just don't get tired of crazy is that shit Unbelievable, you know what I think just you know, just like I think any of us in a sense or just myself too But just in general as the way you raised You know in a sense like I've had one time where my mother literally fucking smack me off the back of the head one time We were at a like a Benny Harness some lady across the across the way at another table

was like hey he might have taken pictures you know what I don't mind doing that but after you guys are almost done eating we just set down I was like after done eating let me know I'll walk outside and I'll take a picture with you sure reasonable yeah I would walk outside with you I didn't say hey come to me and take the fucking picture I'll walk outside but then all of a sudden one of the girls is taking pictures the whole time was sitting there eating and there's still sitting over and I'm like, it's fucking rude. Just said, I'll take the picture no problem. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I to after after you're done eating I'd be more than happy to walk out because we just set down

And she's like well, no, he didn't I said yeah go look at you your daughter's phone and she's like I know you're in an argument. Yeah exactly and it's like on and also she walked out my mother Lily smack me out the back And she goes you get your ass out there right now and you take that fucking picture. I know what? Went out so I mean it's like those things Holdry at the time a couple of years ago And I went, monkey moob. I went out, so I mean, it's like those things, they can't have any time. I hold her here at the time. Only a couple of years ago. Oh yeah, I'm not gonna take another

about taking a fucking umbrella, a broom, a stick, and speaking of shit out of me, once I lose my house, I got hammered. I kicked everybody out of my house, had a big pool party, and I was yelling at people, I was like, ah, you leave, but you can stay. You leave, you can stay. I went and hit in my garage for like 10 minutes to cool down, because I was fucking, and some pissed me off, and that's why I was yelling at people and I was like, ah, you leave, but you can stay. You leave, you can stay. I went and hit in my garage for like 10 minutes to cool down because I was fucking,

and some pissed me off and that's why I was kicking him, but I was hammered. I walked out, here she comes around with a fucking shoe hit me. You stab it, you son of a bitch. What's wrong with you? Joey, go cut me a switch. And, man, it's actually, not a fuck, whatever she can find, belt. I've got to hit with everything. Plunge her.

Bricks. Yeah, you know what I mean? Everything. But you know, it's,, bricks. Yeah, kidding me, everything. But you know, it's, I guess just being, I don't know. I know it's so funny because I've seen people come and go in this industry to where they're, you know, on top of the world and they're amazing and you see that and you want to emulate that. And then you see the people that are on top of the world fucking dicks.

You know, I mean, are we the ones selling them? I just crushed me because of just the persona that I had at this person Yeah, and God rest his soul now that he passed away though, but Prince really that motherfucker I had one time where we were at it was a height of our career MTV awards We got like we won like seven awards there so like that that day. We had a party with Nelly It was Nelly and in Sings party. It was this big gambling kind of fun, little casino party thing. And it was a VIP area. It was upstairs and we were looking down at everything.

Literally, Buster Rhymes, TLC was there. Prince came in. You name it basically everybody. All the names were there. Prince was there. It was a balcony area. It was a VIP only for the VIP, only celebs were in there. This is back when you had the wind up cameras.

Right. I had that shit I was taking pictures So he's there and he's talking to somebody so I was like let me wait and we'll wait until he finish talking I'm gonna go up and say you know me. I can take a picture Wait, wait, wait, finally he stops talking. He's standing by himself looking over the balcony I'll walk up and say print some and he knows who you are definitely. I don't know because he didn't say anything Okay, this is how fast a shit went Hey, Prince, you know, I'm always a big fan. I really appreciate it

It's a lot of school. You know, do you mind if I take a picture with you? Go not rather not and turn away as if to talk to somebody else Like that fucking quick. Hey, I take a picture. Not rather not turn Oh, man, that sucks. I was like what the fuck? I was like it just crush when there's nobody I could see if people mobbing himinam are something else like that. It's kind of one of those things we like, dude, it was just me and you standing there. I could see if you didn't have you make up on

or anything else like that, but no, you, it's fine. Look at, you just grabbed them by the neck of me, like you're taking a picture of your fucking shrimp. I dropped the arrow. Did you? I was like, hey, can I take a baby? He's like, I'm gonna click, I was like, I'm gonna fuck. He's a mid talk to me, like, fantastic.

I mean, like that kind of, like those kind of things, you just, you know, you got to take advantage of, say, to me like, fantastic. I mean, like that kind of, like those kind of things, you just, you know, you got to take advantage of, say, fuck it out. Okay. So did he know you took the picture? Oh, hell yeah. Oh no, flash it all. Flash it all. I got a copy of it. It's hilarious because he's like, he's got that face like he's about to say no.

Right. And he's like, no, he's really the faces. I already said no. It was a security face. Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, you're like the many, huh, a girl. Yeah, you're just like, no better than the fucking many, huh, a girl. Piss me off so bad. But yeah, I like that.

Only a few things ever pissed me off before. Yeah. I tell the hamburger story where we were starving one time. I was really fucking hungry. And I had a, we were doing a thing for Best Buy and it was Best Buy Bobbill heads that we had. Alright and we go and I'm starving. I'm like, dude, I have an Eatin' All Day. We did all this press stuff for doing this. Doing that was running around. I was like, shit, can you order me a burger? I'll meet up in the room. We'll get makeup on. We'll go downstairs.

We'll do the photos and everything. Follow these people. So all of a sudden I get in there. I'm the last person to get to that room and everybody's all in there to get makeup done and hair and shit So I go and I'm like, yeah, open up the thing, half the burgers eatin' and half the fries are gone You never see me mad, I don't get mad, I'm not a mad person, don't fuck with my food Don't fuck with my food, that's one thing you don't do Like if I'm eating it, don't fuck with my food I go, who ate the burger? Nobody says anything Everybody's like, I look at Justin's like, I don't know, cuz I didn't do anything, Lance is like, hmm

No, no, no, don't know, because I didn't do anything. Lance was like, we don't talk to me. You know, and I was like, who the fuck ate half the burger? And they're like, all right, we got to go downstairs. I go, I'm not going downstairs. They're like, what? I'm not going downstairs. What do you mean? The burger is still open. First time that I've ever put my foot down has to be about fucking food. I go, I'm not going anywhere. I'm starving. And I didn't get a hamburger. They're like, are you fucking kidding me? Tor, or Tor manager Dave Brown comes up and say, come on, Joe, you got to come downstairs. I'm out. I'm going downstairs anywhere. I'm starving and I didn't get a hamburger. They're like are you fucking kidding me? Tor our tour manager Dave Brown comes up and say come on show you got a come down

I'm gonna go downstairs fuck you until you get a hamburger. I'm not going anywhere You four guys go go right ahead. I'll sit here and eat and I'll meet you downstairs Like now you supposed to be done. I don't care Johnny right my manager comes up. Start talking to me I'm not like going down there. They could have just in all this time They could have just put the order in for them. Well, it happened pretty quickly. Wasn't that a long of a time, it happened fairly quickly. And they were like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'll find, I was like, you know what? Fuck, I'll go down, fine. But before that, I was like, who the fuck ate it? Just an a half of the burger. I appreciate half the fries. I was like, you know, I'm fucking, he's got the dick. Did they at least announce it?

They're like, ladies and gentlemen, it's gonna be a delamber damn trailer Joey Fitzhoun was hamburger It's funny because you would think like if you if you normally aren't the guy that's like where's this burger? You think the one fucking time you're like come on Yeah, you think people would be like he never asked he doesn't fucking bother No, I said they're like he never gets mad. Why is he so mad about this? It was like a fucking hangry maybe right but he is a funny part Not a clock in the morning and the next day, I get a knock on the door.

Room service, I open up and there's 10 hamburgers. I'm a perfect, I'm a subtle bitch. So that was the funny payoff for them, fuckers. Yeah, he adjusted wet into a 10 hamburgers to my room. That's good. Hey, gotta take a quick ad break, but I promise we'll get right back to the show.

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There's not enough hamburgers for all you guys. So somebody's got to go overboard. Who you tossin? It's gotta be JT, right? It's gotta be. Fuck you, man. It might be JT, but I would, I don't know. It's a toss up.

Maybe J.C. or Justin? I don't know. Justin's like, J.C. is like the guru. He's like he I call him Dalai Lama. He's very zen. Yeah, everything is every he won't mind Yeah, exactly. He'd be the one that go you know what I'll do it guys I'll give myself a few and jump off. He probably fucking what he's very zen very zen He was like the more he was he looked the most street like he looked the most urban right he had like the the facial hair that was Chris JC JC yeah Chris had the one with the pineapple head we like to call him reds the white black dress yeah you miss him that back in guy now he's great he's great great great great I was a

long time ago that's when you shot and you do something as a way. Yeah. He told me about these. I had you know, Q that he knows. It's like, it was a nicer than he was what I told you are. He was nice. Nice. Nice. He invited us down. He was like, I didn't time me want to come to Orlando. Why weren't we born in Orlando? We could have been born in a boy band. Yeah. You know, you wanted to be a tap dancer. So you could have fucking you would have the moves you were he was a good dancer man I just like the sound of tap dancing maybe because I'm a little bit of autism. Yeah, so this

Like a like a noise we're like a fucking doll and Dolphine just started moving and shitting down. Oh, you're talking about me. It was very calming though. It was something about it emystifying me as a kid though, and I would see people tap dancing in the noise, because I couldn't see, because their feet weren't moving to the sound. Right, how the hell are they doing that?

Yeah, that's why I want to be a tap dancing. So that was it, wasn't it? You never even said that. I didn't know it was because it calmed you. I didn't say calmy it it um it just made me question like how was it possible that their feet don't look like they're moving as quickly as much sound is coming out. So I was always always like I said I would say whatever I was doing is a little kid if tap dancing was on television I would stop whatever I was doing and just stare at it. Trying to figure it out. That's why I'll get all funds to a bearer to come around He need tap dances so I can show you

Beep, nothing will tap dancing. We're right. Well there there's people but you know can't live in that Unless you're maybe on Broadway for some sort of show like 40 Second Street is some shit. That would be the only one really It's not over for you to do it. But not a lot of celebrities are big Just back in a day. Yes. Probably not or I'm sure that area a lot of people if they try to stay triple-thed triple threat if I can talk They probably have taken tap before. I mean I even tried it one time like I'm good Too hard. Yeah, that's just that. That's not easy. It's not your feet are going like a mile a minute You know you'd like little shuffle hop stuff is easy

But then when they're doing like all the other shit and it's like, bruh, bruh, bruh, and you're able to do that with your fling. It's like, Gregory Hinds type shit. What is like just tearing it up? That's right. That's, would that be the last great tap to answer? Last one I can make. There's another one.

Seve Young lover. I want to say there was a guy that was, I think, even a apprentice by Gregory Hinds. One of the guys, why the hell I know this. But it was another young cat that actually came out today. There's actually, there's people, there's two guys, they're twins that are out in Vegas that are really good. Believe it or not, they do, there's a show called Absent that's out there.

Have you ever seen? Yeah, I've seen Absent. Okay, they have everyone's while they'll do different acts. There's two, there's twin brothers, there's two guys that do it, it's really good. I should say that one. I've seen my three kids. They gotta get to a state where they can twin brothers, these two guys that do it, it's really good. I see that one. I've seen like three tickets.

They got to get to a state where they can lend be build as the headliner in a movie, like Gregory Heinz was. I remember he was a cop. Yeah, but he didn't, and running scared. But he didn't tap dance in the movie. No, it was him and Billy Crystal. No, no, no. No, no, no, no.

He didn't really tap dance was history of the world. What do you do? He was the same. Right, the African shim shim shim shim dance. In the same shim shim. That's the deal. He was a hoover. Yes. Yeah, the African shim shim shim shim shan dancer He was a hoover. Yes, but he got by that's how he got that's how he got the acting gig right from being known as the tap Answer, I hope so well that's how believe it or not Alfonso or Barrett. He was a tap dance kid It was a show and Broadway and that's how he became what he became and did the Pepsi commercial with Michael Jackson and

Doing all stuff and then gotten to Silver Spoons and then became Carlton as the fresh principal here and did that dance. Well, you were on dance with the stars. Yes. Was that an option like you could tap dance if you wanted to? It could have been if you wanted to do something now you could probably do it half that shit. When we did it, I was doing season four. They're up to like season 26 now I think it's some ridiculous thing.

You should do it here, that'd be great. They asked us, they asked us, they asked one of us to do it. And why was just like, I'm not doing it. Like, I don't know, I'm not in the fucking time for this. Like, like, but I think Sal wanted to do it, but we are scheduled right now, you know. It's tough, it's tough. Cause it's commitment, man.

Well, that's the thing. A lot of people do take time off. Right. And some don't. And it's amazing. I don't know how the people did it, because I legit took time off to do it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, they asked me very first season. I turned it down. I asked me second season. I turned it down. I looked at the numbers and said, like, how many people are watching this? About 14, 15 million.

So, four seasons, I finally did it. And it was grueling, man. It was definitely, it was weird because I did a lot of hip-hop dancing So I never did ballroom or ballet really for Sarah Latin or any that kind of shit So to get in there was like teaching an old dog new tricks to retrain my brain and do certain things that I've never done before Would you do it? That the offer comes up. They're like we need one of the comic book men Now you know Ming's gonna go for it right away regardless, but like no, I can say

Not him. What would you do it? Because you have to they train you right they'll teach you stuff. They have a they have your your your professional dancer. You know, my was Kim Johnson. We went out there and they go, okay, well, here's a song and we're gonna break things down for and they teach you as if you're like four years old when you first started out, you know, I was here.

Your leg goes there. You do this. See if you actually have a rhythm. If you have rhythm, then you pick things up a little bit faster. I was able to pick things up a little bit quicker, of course, but there were just certain things and technique wise that I had known, and you're getting critiqued on it. That's a whole other thing. That's a whole other level,

because when I was dancing with it in sick, nobody's going, oh, it's almost wrong. Or hey, it's leg, no, we give it shit. Here, it's your posture, your arm, your body, your legs, are your feet doing rise and fall, they going up and down down and also the crap. So techniques real important. How many hours per hour? Five hours a day. So 20 hours a week easily? Easily.

Before each taping of a show. It was nerve-wracking because the first time you go on that show usually have a week or two weeks, they usually you're able to learn. They start learning you the basics before they even announce, you know, Dan, they actually just started yesterday, Monday, whatever it was, this Monday, whatever. It's like the new season. But like after the person gets kicked off and we used to do Mondays and Tuesdays and Tuesdays, whoever got kicked off, that person got kicked off. You would get your music that Tuesday, the choreographer would teach or learn it in their head or whatever they want to do. When they start learning by Thursday, you should have it somewhat down because then they want to shoot a wide shot of you to know where you're going to go so the cameras can do that because it's

life. Then on Sunday, you actually are able to get in the sound stage with a little taper quarter. You're able just to get on the stage at least to be familiar with the stage on Sunday. By Monday, you still haven't heard the ban yet, you still haven't got your costume yet, you get all that shit that day, you run through the actual numbers with the Orkish truck just to get familiar, then you do a full dress run through of everything

where you're wearing the clothes for the first time, and the second time you actually do the dance is life. So really you're doing, you rehearse three times legitimately on the Monday, but the do the dance is live. So really you're doing you rehearse three, three times legitimately on the Monday, but the last one is a live performance. That is cool. So you literally learn the dance by Friday or actually Saturday, you have to have it pretty much down pat. By Sunday, if you don't know it, you'd better get that shit real quick,

because Monday comes around, you're doing it live. But what about the people who can't grasp it? They will, a lot of pros will dummy a down Although they'll just do a little more simpler steps. They won't make it too crazy So be like you know one two three four five six you point four times and then you're going you know Whatever that may be so they keep it simple for them You'll start to see that but you see the people that know and are able to carry a tune or dance They try to throw everything at them to see if they can pick it up fast enough and the more intricate and the more you know entertaining obviously.

Yeah, more fun. One of the season that you are a Apollo Yoko ono is I like to call him Apollo Antono. No, he was a speed skater. Limpic speed skater. He's got the most metals besides the longer hair. Yeah, he did have longer hair at one time. Yeah. I see you on that too.

He did. Yeah, at one time. Yeah. I've seen you on that too. Yeah. He did, uh, yeah. Were you the favorite? I would imagine right? Because I came in second. Oh, okay. I came in second. But they don't bet on that, right? Or is there betting? What was the line Vegas?

They're had to be right. I'd say what was the line in Vegas. They're had to be one, right? People bet on everything. I'm pretty sure they did. I've never seen it. That'd be pretty funny. Did you feel that he legitimately,

like the couple legitimately beat you? And who was your partner? Kim Johnson was mine. Julien Huff was his. It was the first time Julien ever came into this. She was the first season. So she was like, I think 16 or 17. She was young, 17 and something like that.

But I think he, yeah, he did a great job because he's not even a technically a dancer. So it was interesting to see the progress from him. For me, I progressed, but I think it was a bigger challenge for him. And by the time when the top three, it was me, Laila Ali and Apollo, Antonona was the top three. After we made it to the top three, I was like, I don't care who the frick wins because my brain was fried by that time. I didn't give a shit. Who won? I was just like, as long as the show is over, I'm happy. It's grueling. It was grueling. Yeah, 20 hours of dancing. You must get in good shape, right? Oh, yeah. I dropped. I went. I don't even know how much way to

actually loss, but I went from a 36 ways to a 32. And in like a month, month or two. Cause I'm just going to fucking jitterbug for the next great month. It's crazy. It's a great cardio thing. And I, I was eating whatever fucking I wanted. It didn't matter. More hamburgers. Give me all of the 10. It didn't even matter.

It really did not even matter what I ate. At first I did like the nutrient system stuff and it was actually good and stuff. But after a while I was moving and I was actually just every time they kept taking the pants size in, every time, every time. It's because they measure you every time you go and you know when they do the cons of me.

So it was really interesting. I wish I could do that shit again. I need to go dancing. Yeah you never answered would you do it? You can get the time off. You wouldn't try it huh? Well you're missing our billions like a million dollar prize. That would be a purse. No I wish. I don't know what a carrot would say this. It is they do take care of you. Oh yeah. Yeah I will say that. And the long you stay this little tear and you go the money goes up a little bit The long you I don't even like talking in front of a crowd Do you think that I would dance? That's why it would be like triumphant when you won

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You gotta be clear on what you got. You gotta go, I think I got a little bit of everything. If you ask me, I think I got a little bit of everything. Cocktail, with one mental condition. Maybe while like, sage is like, what a poser. I was thinking to that, like, what if, what if, what if, what did you do with your, why had an idea? I had an idea, but you guys were too busy.

I wanted, I wanted the jokers to be standing there hanging out, right? And then sage walks in. And you guys are like, oh, a Down syndrome kid, let's put it out of its misery. Yeah, right? And then you're about to stomper out. Yeah.

And Joey, if a tone comes in, and he's like, whoa, guys, wait, wait up. And then he tells you like, no, people at Down syndrome, they can feel pain. And then all I can stop out and then you guys learn. He's like, this is no joke and practical or otherwise Is it like one of them? Do I am I do I feel bad about all the other downstairs? Kids that we've stomped or no?

Look that's in the past You've learned a valuable lesson today. Thanks to Joey for telling the world down syndrome I don't know if I can take sage in a fight. She's fucking insane world down syndrome. I don't know if I can take sage to fight. She's fucking fucking insane. They're all strong. Kidding. Yeah. Yeah. Is his girl is like a friend of mine, a very close friend. Yeah. Same thing though. They have strength. Mm-hmm. She's got like this big like shoulders on upper body and like she pushes you. You feel it, man. Does she like work out anything? No. She plays 10 to 11. How old is she? She's 11. Yeah. She's 11. And yeah, she's 10 or 11 hell she's 11. Yeah, she's 11 and yeah, she'll like she put even she pushes me in like I feel like She'll jump on the bed and she'll like put her like she like braces her legs and tries to push me off the bed

I don't have fat bastard and she's still able to start rolling me, you know It's like sometimes I have like no pain and just no fear of anything like that. You know what I mean? It's just there's super humans. Yeah, mutants more than human. I just really got that she's never upset, never said always happy. It's awesome. I like Joey for tone. That's just like guys. That's the big announcement on this show. All right, I got to take another quick ad break. This is the last one of the day though. So just bear with us. Casper is a sleep brand that created one perfect mattress sold directly to consumers, eliminating commission driven inflated prices. Its award-winning sleep service was developed in-house. As a sleek design and is delivered in a small, how

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I like them all. Except everybody has their own quirks, you know? Yeah. I'm a ton, I'm a greasy freaking walk, Guinea. I mean, I sweat oil for kind of love. I didn't know you originally from Brooklyn. And you moved to Orlando? I guess.

What else? Boneray's in Benzenars, Brooklyn until about 13. My parents, it was like neighborhood was getting shitty and we packed up and left. So yeah, we moved to Florida because we always, you know, vacation in Florida, we always went to Disney. So, it was kind of interesting to move there because there was a whole nother, you know, it's almost like it's a little bit of a culture shock for being, you know, went to a Catholic school in Brooklyn, New York and then go to a public school which I

never did. Right. Until I was like, you know, seven, so it's seventh grade, yeah, eighth grade, eighth grade. It's crazy. Really weird. A lot of the next... I mean, it's not to say it's like a lot of like white trash. Oh, it's country, country is hell. Like I went, I mean, it's not wrong with it, but it was really funny because I didn't understand some of the language that they were saying or I thought it was another language. Some kid fell in skinned his knee and the guy was like, oh man, you fell on skin as knee and I was like, oh man, you fell on C-men. I'm like, sorry. He fell on C-men. You mean cement? You're like, forget about it.

Yeah, I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? You're talking funny, huh? Well, they gave me a retarded to me. They gave me iced tea and they're like, hey, you want some tea, I'm thinking to take the lip tint, you know what I mean with the fucking sugar. Now, real tea bags, horrible. Horrible.

Tastes like shit. So it was, yeah, it was getting adjusting to it. It wasn't too too bad, but it was, yeah. Move the floor and I lived in California about three years, but I moved back to Florida. I like it. I like it a lot. So fucking, yeah, you're still living really.

Yeah, like all the, that's the kind of shit I was thinking about. Like all the things that had to like fall into place in order for you to become a part of think about. Like all the things that had to like fall into place in order for you to become a part of in sync. Like it's fucking crazy. Well, if it wasn't believe it or not, my friend Jason, if it wasn't for my buddy Jason who said, hey, let's go out tonight and he actually didn't show up

when I went there, I would have never ran into Chris or Justin or JC. They were out that, that, that, that A-Tracks place that we were talking about, pleasure on place. If I had never would have went, if he would have never invited me to go and even though he didn't show up, I would have, I just say, hey, I went there and he's like,

I'm not gonna come, I'm like, son of a bitch. This is back before, you know, everybody had a cell phone. Right. So it took me while I was figuring out what the hell he wasn't fucking there. But when all of a sudden the other guys were there, like JC and Justin were there, I'm like, what's going on, it's like we're starting a

crew and that's actually how that happened. So yeah exactly. There's a lot of different things, a lot of ways and stories, you know, I think when we got actually got our big break here in the States, we did this concert that was on the Disney Channel called in concert and Backstreet Boys was supposed to do it. And they were so busy and they were doing stuff in Europe. They're like, ah, we don't need to do that because you know we're doing stuff here. When we did that, it jumped us to a whole little level when they saw that. It was interesting because a lot of young kids were like,

oh, because they seen Mickey Mouse Club before and it was on the Disney Channel. So they put the two and two together with JC and Justin. And it was kind of, oh. And then we rest of his history. Could you have handled it? Either you guys being in Arguably the most successful boy band in history. I'd say one of the most successful bands in history Like I really like kind of did it. Uh, could you have handled? Uh, yeah, I mean I think

Crancing about stage and a gene skirt Yeah, but if you were able to do it in that You could Yeah, but if you were able to do it in the ground It's a lot of time in that way. You could be. But let's say I had it. If lands can do it, you could do it. Oh, he wasn't the best dancer.

Oh, not horrible. Really? Yeah, he wasn't the greatest. I mean, we, me, JC and Justin picked it up fairly quickly. Chris and Lance had just a smidge of a trouble. Or it was just, it was just a little, not much delay, but it was just different. They weren't early dancers.

They didn't like dance. They didn't do any hip-hop, right? And I got a dancer. Did you guys, guys I don't know did you guys play instruments we did but not on tour except for one show we actually did I played a little bit of drums Justin played keyboard guitar, a length played keyboard, Chris played guitar and keyboard and so did you say on the album so you guys play on the album we did not we were too damn busy recording and touring the whole time to even actually do a band track for say. But you know, about the sake of you've been touring and doing a lot of stuff and doing shows, you know, but obviously if you were younger, you'd be able to pull it off a lot more.

And we had this conversation. You think he's too old for a boy band? Yeah, that's what you're saying. You're just holding the fucking run around like that in general. It gets to wear his tears on you. You know, you get to get a little tired, you get a little exhausted. I pulled, you know, I looked right and I pulled my neck for four days.

Like, that's not even a joke. I looked gently to my right, felt something going my back and was on Adville for four days straight. I mean, so. I'll tell you that. It took me fucking weeks to recover from fucking the finale. I, the Nitro circus.

You gave it your all. I mean weeks. Because we practiced the day before and I fell off the bike and my knees and everything were all jacked up and I'm like, one of these things is going to heal. My name is blown off. Well, going into it, like, like, I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. What I got. There was only one person who wasn't hurt.

Sal's angle was fucked up. Your ribs hurt pro. Gowl. Gowd on his side. I think Murray was the only one person who wasn't hurt Sal's uncle's fucked up your ribs her Pro I think Murray was the only one Quick straddle and that dude it's time to go on Yeah, it's the funny part about it was a little he called me up. He's like yeah, you know I fucked up my rhythm I said oh if you want me to take you place. I'll take it for you again. I'll do it again I was like hold on. I'll get right back you. I was like I don't want to do it But I had no idea we were doing this whole freaking option. I really had no idea until I got there

I was like fuck you kidding me. I will tell you this man. I didn't I didn't I wasn't into the whole idea until you came on And then I was like oh this is gonna be fun. Oh really? Yeah, it'll be fun But it was good time and my favorite part with the sketches that we did on it There's just one time one so I don't know if like They got through without any real Scandals like in terms of like because there was no Twitter. There was no Instagram I'm my space. That's what it is. So you had a had an actual camera not a camera phone because there was no camera phone there So you think if you would if it was today you had a had an actual camera not a camera phone because there was no camera phone there. Thank God.

So you think if it was today, there's no way you would get you would get a little trouble? Yeah. Probably. Not majorly. That's the one thing. We weren't really, all of us were never really alcoholics. We weren't heavily in the drugs. Nobody really did anything stupid.

You know, we were kids. We were stupid shit, like as kids do, but we never did anything outlandish just because it was, like I said, I think it's all the way we were raised, and nobody kind of had a big head about anything, we kept our feet on the ground. Like you didn't do anything, like remember that Go Go's tape

where they were like, the roadie was all passed out and they're sticking a dildo. We didn't do the dildo, but we were done stuff like that. I don't think that really hurt the Go Go's, did it? Is that what, is that what came the go-go, is that it? Is that what came out so much later, right? Well, I'll tell you one story that probably not many people know at all, which is hopefully I won't get in trouble

for saying this, I shouldn't, it's not that bad. But it was pretty funny. We were on tour, and at the time, P Diddy opened up for us at one point So to thank us he gave us bottles of crystal Couple weeks later because we have people coming in out opening up for us Couple weeks later. I said never give me shit Right jiggies never give me a crystal Thanks jiggie

Get him a fucking gift. Some James got me something to call him. So they give us, they give us, they give us, he give us bottles, he'll say, hey, and thank you for, you know, being on tour. Smash mouth knew about and got word of it. They gave us cakes on our fucking bus. Like a full on cake.

And we're like, all right, cool. And we've got to give him gifts and give him each other shit like jokes and stuff, little pranks back and forth. And then finally we go, you know what? We're gonna have a wrestling match. You know what, we go. In sync versus smash mouth.

Meet in the after a before the show at such and such the clock, meet in this room, we're all to take it and we're all gonna fucking wrestle. Was this Lance's idea? Yes, no. And all I said was, all we said though was is it's in sync versus smash mouth. So we go.

I would pay for that on paper view the funny part is is we get in the room and we all set this up like fucking idiots but as we get in the room there is a blow up pull inside the room and there are two topless girls one had said in sync and the other name said smash map and then we had one other girl that was dressed as a referee that was painted with referee but they were topless so basically we did it was oil wrestling I think it was oil wrestling. I think it was ice cream or chocolate. I can't remember what it was,

I was a bunch of shit that was all thrown in there. And they're wrestled. So that was one of the most interesting things. They're a pretty tame. Tame and a cent, well that's not for us. I mean, they got to think about it. Just it was only what, maybe early 20s, maybe 19, 20, if that I think.

But it was just funny because people thought we were all of us were gonna actually wrestle but You know we did stupid you you would have to maintain a clean image because you're your main demographic is young girls and if people start finding out like their daughters are going to the concert of you know some People wrestling. Yeah, like oil wrestling. I mean it actually might have been worse if you guys wrestled Smash Mouth and it was a bit weird. I can't tell you that. But it's always interesting because then you get some girls that will be in the audience and they'll, I mean, they were of age, thank God.

But they would flash us and all this other kind of, I mean, it was kind of funny and entertaining to us, but it was just like, we tried to keep that, we tried to keep that whole set of memories. I can't figure, I can't follow this though Did anybody in the band think they're really wrestling or yours is all smash mouth. Oh, we were wrestling against them Not they were all amped up to physically All amp no to wrestle they thought they thought yes, they all thought that we were gonna actually

And it was basically a thank you for the kicks. Who do you sell? We got runners. We had people was like, hey, we need it. They literally, they literally went to a strip club, I think, called up some girls. Hey, we need, we need two girls to be topless to smash mouth. Never ever said it was us. You know, they just said, hey, we're

doing this thing about blah, blah, blah. So yeah, we've had that. There was a couple things. One time I had one girl where they were like, I always kept saying, and I made it as a joke, and that's what was funny about it. And then it became a reality where a lot of times we go to different cities when it's our hometown. We have room setup and we have all these rooms

like for our families. And they always decked. For some reason, a Mississippi Lance room was always decked out. Every time I was in New York with some shit on my phone, I get the shit out and the fucking stick for some reason. There's all the venue rooms we're all taking care of

and then there was a small fucking closet and I had like 80 people. So it was in Florida, I was getting ready and I was like, I said, you know what I said? It's really fucked up. I said, you know what I want, shit, I want everything. And my tour manager, a sound guy's like, what do you want? I'm like burgers. No

Stripper get this get that I want this They literally called up a stripper and it was this large very large black woman named peaches Beautiful and my family happened to actually be in the room and they he was making the joke and didn't realize that in West Palm I had family that was coming in and the funny part was they they I thought it was still a joke He's like hey goes I actually to get you a stripper, but the girl wants to meet you and just say hi We're Joey for tone-ass. Yeah, and I'm like are you serious? She's like yes. She's in the all production office I'm like get the fuck out here. So I go up. It's sure enough. There's fucking beaches Like hey nice to meet you say ah nice to meet you. I'm supposed to put on a show for you guys

I'm gonna suck your dick I'm like, I'm good Thank you You know, I'm gonna suck your little white dick, dick, dick So yeah, so it was kind of, it was kind of fucked up because Lily my family was in the other room right next to my can The fuck out here You gotta do this fest and quiet, my family's in the room What right next to my cat. You got to do this fest and quiet. My family's in the room. What smash mouth's fucking problem?

Because we've used smash mouth as a reference point on the show a couple of times. Like I've claimed that I was a smash mouth manager. Right. In another episode I said that I followed smash mouth on tour. And then they reached out to me on Twitter or like we're shooting a music video We want you to be in it right and I was in nothing of that. I was like yeah fucking absolutely I was like definitely doing they're like what they're like well, we'll shoot in Staten Island will come to New York We'll pay you I was like you do not have to pay me. I was like just come. I will be in a smash mouth video

This will be amazing. They were like this great. We're gonna get back to the top. It was just some one of the manager Whoever they manager is Eric. I don't remember and then he was like he's like I will be in touch tomorrow And I've never heard from smash mouth again really yeah, I don't know if the yeah, I think that I only think I back together again Steve Steve I still every once in a while talk to Greg camp is one of the guitarists that I know Greg I know is right and I talked to him not too long ago because actually his wife and his friends came out to see me Do rock of ages. So I was able I talked to him not too long ago because actually his wife and his friends came out to see me do rock of ages so I was able to talk to him but they yeah there was some reason I don't think they ever really cut back together again or something I don't know if it was a falling out I don't know why would they ask me to be in a fucking

video they puncture man I got smash mouth yeah you got their new prank show I Musted your cherry man I we went to we went to a WWE event last night I there's a second one. I've gone to both with Q and it never like I'm always amazed at the number of people at these I mean how many how many people does a Barclay Center hold do they still think it's a real thousand people to this I don't know some of these people are acting like it was real like they're throwing their like oh my god like they're hand-drawn their head and everyone's like it is so these people are so fucking anime and there's infighting like with with like this side sucks and they're they're yelling at like like people

that are basically sitting next to Like this Smiling it's not like the old days in Yankee Stadium. Yeah, you're getting to a fucking brawl I think the thing is is they they understand it and I think that might be like they're like Yankee Stadium They go with it just as much as they do I think you know what I mean? Yeah, it's part of the fun like like it's it's You have to you have to be like I know what I'm doing. I know where I'm going I'm buying in Yes, it's fucking awesome. That's like what Jimmy said. I can want to do Jimmy Buffett concert I mean right. I know I'm going to be tailgate. I'm gonna have to say nice Fins to the left. Fins to the right all day long. Yeah, exactly

You got to do you had fun man. I did have fun. This is my point though because I want this kind of power someday I'm sure you you've had it Where there was like they're they do this thing where like they're like all right now They kill a lot of time during these things. They show you videos. Yeah, they do this. They do that It's like And I get it's amazing because they learn and do all that shit though like almost someone on the fly There were a herds to day up and it's literally like okay Well, you're gonna win. You're gonna lose you're gonna win you're gonna lose

I did I've been a TNA impact a bunch of times that used to be it's calling pack wrestling now That's out there in Orlando shoot good, but go ahead. See what you saying one here like it's for oh Getting the crowd in the palm of your hand kind of thing. This is it was go Bailey. What's that? Her name Bailey Bailey so it's this female wrestler. She comes out. It seems everyone really loved her right? Ah, she's sweet heart She's so Sinclair. Yeah, she's cute So she's very small, very petite. And this kid in front, a couple of rows ahead of us, he's like, what, like, 11 or 12?

Yeah. He's holding up a sign that says, Bailey. A boy. And someone important to the story. Yes. And she's like, looking at the crowd, she's working the crowd.

Somehow she sees the sign, which really wasn't that big. And she points at the kid, just points at the sign for like a second This kid was like first shocked that she saw him and then started crying uncontrollable 11 or 12 he must have came right then in there like At the moment he wrote he must have ruined his shorts. Did they get it on camera? He's on no no no It was I was overtaken with the motion, is the only way to describe it.

He couldn't stop crying. That for a second, she pointed, acknowledged his existence and his sign, and turned around, and he fucking melted. Like, like the hand of God pointed at him. It lived with myself if that happened. I grew up. Like, later on, you'd be like,

I would just be like, well, let me tell you something. He had the wrong people sitting to gross behind him. Like, if I were a wrestler show, we'd just make a fun of this kind of thing. I couldn't bear to like look with the fact that I lost composure on that level because I'm wrestler pointed at me. He was, he was with these two women,

I guess one was his mom. And both were like his mom's age, or like a mom's age. And I mean, he fucking broke down. Like I could see it with you. Like you point at a girl, and she's like not like, oh, you're pointing at her being like, hey, go get her. I want to fuck her up. Right, right, which we've never done.

But, uh, boy. But it is, which we've never done. But, uh. Oh boy. But it is, we've had that happen. You know, definitely 100%. It's hilarious sometimes because it's almost, it was almost where you, like after a while when I'm doing the concert, of course, I know the moves. I know everything. So now it's just like human nature, you know, it's automatic. Well, my god, okay, I'm fucking hungry.

When we get some meat as I'm doing a dance, I'm not even thinking about it. Nobody better eat that burger. Nobody better eat okay, I'm fucking hungry. When we get some meat as I'm doing a dance, I'm not even thinking about it. Nobody better eat that burger. Nobody better eat that burger. I'm fucking 10, 30 so much. So the funny part about that is you look in the audience and you start to see, okay, oh, well, these girls are really fans of, you know, Chris or this person's a fan.

Oh, I could see anybody that wore a Superman shirt. Of course, was my fan. And, you know, you give him a look or a wig and also they jump up and down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But it's always weird, even now, that that's the one that I think up and down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no woman. What is wrong with you? She goes, I've just, this is something that's just overwhelmed. I've never met you before or I've seen you in like eight concerts and it just overwhelms them and they start crying and you go, oh, come here, give me a hug. And that even makes it worse. If you go, I give me a hug and I'm like, oh my God,

but you just don't understand. And it's weird. It's very, I still to this day never have ever got used to it. It's very hard to be the recipient. Yeah, you know, you feel that when people come up to you and they're just, they're a big fan of you and they just adore you and that was their childhood. Or sometimes I'll come up to you and be like, hey, you know what, I thought about suicide when I was young, but your music kept me out of it.

It's like, what do you say? Happy, you didn't die? You know, like, what are you, it's weird. It's a very overwhelming. It's very gratifying and satisfying, but also just just I don't know. It's just weird. Well, never handled. I've never still had minimal handling. When I went, when, when, when, when women are in my presence and they're crying and going crazy like that, normally I just put duct tape over their mouth and just put them in my car. Turns you on.

Yeah, I just Something happened with that kid and I want to see if i was right or wrong about this wall don't want to throw this to you so it's it's johnson my friend toodle stacey and i were wrong we see this kid start crying now barely who we're talking about is a fan of impractical jokers and she was supposed to come to set blah blah blah there's a connection there is my point so stacey says to me he's boasting he knows better that's a point that's a point i don't know how to barely she's the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the

she's the rest of the main character you know the person that that people don't crazy right right right I don't know her personally I know she's a fan of Prattles juggers and I I know a lot of the WWE guys at this point so Stacy turns to me and she says I think this is what I want to do and she hadn't had a drink so this is this is Stone Cold Silver. Stone Cold sober. Say is it and she goes, she goes, I want to go over there and tell that kid to get his number and and we'll use your connections to get belly to the sign something for him or make a video for him or something like that, you know, just to like connect the kid with his hero. You know, my head went, I want to go tell that kid that Bailey was pointing

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Cry about that right right it could be dangerous though that could put him in like a colmar So you know maybe it was better You know he's like fucking Terry Shiavo next thing People are like take him off life, support the fucking... Oh my God, it's Terry Shiavo, that's really... Yes, tell Steve Dane. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's one website everyone's going to boys. Is it?

It almost crashed. So many people, I mean, people norm lying because this is the first announcement. Tell them to see if they've come after all these years, after involving ourselves with Gidham to get the domain name, which was like, was that your one? No. You're too. It was well into it. Yeah.

Man, that was a fucking bad, we never shook that dude. Yeah, we're going over to Citibank to get the fucking money out of you. Yeah, that's right. To pay him. It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. And I'm big enough to admit that I was wrong. I didn't think we'd ever, ever join thing with the Tom Steve Dave domain name.

Well, we didn't you do. So the things on the shelf, so an essence you were right. When Walt took an interest in something had happened. The editorial, well, we're a team. Yeah. There's no Walt in team. There's no I and Walt. We all did it.

I did it. I know. Well I did spend a lot of time working on the four color demons segment of it. You did? You had specific plans. One everyone to have a number done The email we worked on I was in it. I think you guys off the chain because I don't want to bore you really yeah

Yeah back door shenanigans. Yeah But it's up there and anything I mean The part the thing I'm looking forward to the most is people sending in pictures like pictures of them with their shirts No, but don't send in titty pics. It's okay What's wrong with him? Somebody doesn't want poop acceptance. Yeah, it's not respectful to where man I'll think. Anyway. I don't get it, why so funny? Yeah, I have to tell you later on.

So funny. How quick. That's so funny! That's so funny! No, no! It was so funny! Oh my god, I was so subtle. Nobody gets a six-step for us right now. You can't fall. Don't say that out loud.

You can't kill me. That was so fucking funny. No, no, no, no. I almost did a catch it. It was so slow. You tried to move on. It was so fast. What a really interesting issue.

Oh, God. All right. I'm sorry. I know Walt and nobody listening knows what we're talking about. Oh, my God. If you did did it was killer Anyway People with Tom Steve leave tattoos

People with Tom Steve name tattoos You know, I can't be on the boat But it's that you get you on public. Yeah Don't be said in an sexy shit Uh, if you're wearing your shirt in an exotic location like showlin Mount Fuji. Yeah, yeah, no, but anyway, so the website, what do you want to say about it? You're throwing, you're throwing, you're throwing. You don't know what's this? What are we gonna have up there? What are you looking at? I just want to read the person, the business who who built it. That's all I'm trying to get out here.

Okay. I'm sorry. No, no, no, I'm just trying to find it. I can't find it. I'm not, I'm not your guys. So we're at. It's, uh, I think it's called Howell Edwards Creative. I think that's the company that I built it. So I don't know how, I don't know if there's any, what it's called, what's called when things don't go right though, well that remains to be seen. Eras bugs.

Yeah. Well, we were looking at the website on our phone this morning and he had to take the four-call of demon page down for maintenance and they have, when you do hit hit an era a picture of Sunday Jeff comes up Do it is it is like you could tell that a fan made this website because he starts it's a picture of Sunday Jeff We're drawing a Sunday draft and it goes up. Sorry That that page cannot be found. It's and then he starts to remember the whole church not a church Yeah, it does the whole fucking speech it's great it's great it's like oh

maybe there was a church there or me and then it's like I don't know maybe there was a page here I don't really remember it's such a deep cut that most people are never gonna see I was so impressed so the website's really made by people who are talented and love the show they think that this this company made a puff daddy or or no wait a minute who's the guy that's married to Beyonce and love the show. They think that this company made a puff daddy, or no, wait a minute, who's the guy that's married to Beyonce? JZ?

Yeah, they built a JZ website. Well, it shows, I mean, they're good enough. They're JZ level. Yeah, and so are we. Well, they are. They're people who made the website. Yeah, we were made the live show. Yeah, people who made the one.

But the four color, I'm going to harp on the four colored demons because I, you know, how much I love the concept I love seeing everybody wear the shirts. The, um, what can they do if they, what are they going to do? You get officially signed up. You get, you go on, you log in, put your name, you put your, your email address, you got to sign your club number, the club membership number, and you got an email with a make-at-home membership card. That's unbelievable. You fill it out, you can laminate it, you put your picture on it. It's, it's, dude, it's like a dream coming true.

I did see one email, I didn't comment on it, but you didn't want Hitler to have a number. You were scared of the Hitler I wasn't scared of Hitler I just thought within context of the show Hitler works If we're having a motorcycle club made up and we're and we're making Hitler an official like an official member a charter member I get honorary charter member. I just thought Be misconstrued

No, no, I trust you judge you and I'm I mean I can't say I wasn't this point and I was like oh Like meanwhile gittems like he's like shit. I lost my number 11 and like Hitler's number four Yeah, I mean it was Hitler. I mean look, we kept Satan as a member. Yes. And Satan. That's safer than Hitler, huh? Yeah. Well, it's real because of the reality, at all. Well, I don't know.

I just don't look. How someone reacts to Satan I could deal with. I don't know the ins and outs of how someone who's been affected by Hitler to this day. No, yeah, you're right. You're right. And I wanted to be a really like super welcoming club. Hitler is still polarizing.

Yeah. To say the least. I still isn't shaking that image that he made for himself. One fuck up. I was in for life. He might never shake that in our lifetime. Maybe not. Maybe not.

It's possibly won't. Yeah, do you think you'll see us softening towards Hitler in our lifetime? Not in our lifetime. Not in the four color demons anyway. Satan, welcome Hitler. Not much. So yeah, if you join up and what do you got to put to join up,

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You grew a fucking unbelievable. You go buy a movie. You are unbelievable. Guess what I got on under these jeans. Me on these? Oh, come on. What else would I be wearing? Guess what I got on under these jeans. My hand. Me on these as well. Me on this as well. What about you? Well three for three bitch. Yeah

So it happens when you get free underwear Do you wash him before you put him on or you just throw him right on out of the Put him right on yeah, I don't even wash him. Well, he says, how can you do that? He just robs right in the middle of the store. Oh, they come to my house. Yeah. Yeah. They go right to my house. So, so yeah, I don't, I don't, I trust Mr. Mian Di that he's not sending underwear that needs to be cleaned out of the pad of the, like a pair that someone else's returned. They're like,

yeah, I don't really like them. There's not their version of get him handling. Like, you're single one. I don't see any meandies in a while. I mean, none of come. I just got a packet of three. Two weeks ago. Hmm. It's fine. Must be stealing mine. And they're worth stealing, man. Oh, yeah, they are. Like, what? It's worth going to gel to buy. Okay, use one of these openers in our read or create your own So basically you like say whatever you want elevate your underwear game like look the first time you're in front of a girl And you peel off those jeans you wanted to see some nice fucking underwear right and vice versa

You want to see a girl's like hey man. They kick off these fucking pants And you're like you don't want to see some fucking bullshit like Big giant pan alloons you want to see some fucking sexy me on these I'll take a good boy short Do they have all boy shorts on the girls for me on these they do I still like the classic thong I'm wearing my I like boy shorts, but I think like that little ass cheek hanging out. I'm listening down for what why? How did it become to be I've always always thought this, why did it become fashionable or why was the thong only for females? Well, I know why the thong exists.

It's to hide the panellins. It's the lines, right. But we don't really wear clothes that show panellins. Also, where are they? But how did they, who convinced women that like, you need to wear this like, we are so disgusted with seeing your panellins? Oh, definitely a guy.

That like, you need to wear the string up your butt. It seems, it seems ridiculous. And they listened. They followed through and you're like, okay. Well, I don't know. Women are much harsher with each other. They might have been walking behind each other and be like, oh, nice panty lines,

fucking granny panty. You have until it was invented that, like, well, look at your panty lines. I'm like, I'm not a cat, I'm afraid. Yeah, but you know what it was? One, one, beautiful woman, probably from Italy, European, or Brazil, European, right. Staten Island did not wear panties. It just wasn't wearing panties under the

dress and the other girls were like, Oh my God, you could see panty lines through a dress? She's a tight dress, like a, like a, like a, like a pencil skirt, if a pencil skirt if you will any any form fitting skirt You're gonna see those so the one that one beautiful woman was like I'm not even wearing panties That's how much I don't want to see him could you do it? Could you wear a thong all day long way art work and doing everything? Could I am? No, right it would just be like this is like torturous what I couldn't wear makeup I couldn't wear high heels like I could do anything that women do could I give birth? They really should revolt After a while you forget right you're just like it's oh I can never forget

God I can't forget now either just thinking of that phone run up all high But he would lost my teeth late. Why should it look like little gun? Hmm, but you would floss my teed like it. Why? I chew it like little gum. She doesn't even look up anymore. She doesn't even look up anymore. And it's usually done in the summer? What? Thongs? Or is that a year-round thing?

Year-round. You're right. Yeah, it's a four-season fucking underpants. Yeah, man. Come on, dude. I apologize that we have, that as a race, as a gender that's. But again, you're assuming that it's guys, yeah.

I'd come on. I don't you think? Like, probably girls that were like, ooh, look at her panty lines. Like, not a guy. Like, a guy's probably not like, oh, it would look much better if you didn't have panty lines. I'm sure it was a girl that was just like, all caddy caddy and shit like look at this bitch with her panty lines looking foolish

I'm sorry, but I mean the inventions I thought it was a thorns a beautiful thing, but just discomfort that they last week he's apologizing for pussy glue He's trying to be his woke as me, bro. He'll never be. He'll never be his woke as me, my friend. You know why? Yeah. This is gonna rock your world, walk.

What did I tell you at the beginning of this year? That you're a new leaf? That I'm gonna be woke. That I'm gonna be the wokeest motherfucker in the world. You usually can't be self-dubbed. Yeah. And you usually can't buy it. I don't know how to do that, my friend.

Oh, an ACLU card. A card carrying member. Since 2017. Yeah, well, that's one I got a little data three days ago. So you made some sort of contribution in your card? I donated $1,000 on behalf of Talon Steve Dave, and then I made a little donation of contribution in the card. I donated a thousand dollars on behalf of Tellum Steve Dave and then I made a little donation of my own as well. So how can all of us think of cards?

I don't know. That's a good question. Yeah, why don't we go? I think I donated, like, I think, the form, like, I have to give. But so you really got to pay for this card? Well, it's when you donate, yeah. Bro, we look like, it's when you donate, yeah. Bro, we look like...

It's like a harsh time. It's like a carbon footprint though. It's like it's just, it's not really... You're going to be arguing that maybe you're more woke by not accepting this unnecessary card to show off to everyone. Well, he didn't do what he had to do to get the card. It was so awesome because he was at my house

when I got it. Like, I didn't know I was getting it. Like, I didn't know it was coming. And I just saw it and I was like, oh, this was like junk mail. I opened and I saw the car and I was like, you look like a big man showed up in his house with a giant check. I just started throwing in his face. I was like, who's won't gal of the fuck up? Gotta get this laminated. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Definitely. Does it have your address on it? No.

Is this your membership number? I guess so, yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of woke people out there if that's your membership number. We're moving now, Walt. We're not gonna take it anymore. Hitler's number four. You see on you. What are you gonna, you wanna get in my band of thong? So, what's up?

No. What I want is women to be able to choose whether they wanna wear the thong or not. Damn, you're good. Oh, you're good. I have no place commenting on women's underwear. Walt, it's not up for me to decide what they should unless it's me undies and what you do Well, how about this then yeah

We like you got to wear thong More often than never and a tampon in your ass And then I'll then I'll give more credence to this fucking piece of shit And then I'll give more credence to this fucking piece of shit. Oh, come on. Jesus Christ, I'm calling the White House Switch Board right now. Reporting me. Yeah, that's crazy. Meandys.com, is that where you got to go?

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They are the kind of underwear, they're expensive, I won't lie, but you're like, I won't have to buy new ones for quite some time. You wouldn't even want want to they're so nice Right, you would gladly wear a fucking me under you song. I would be everywhere and edible underwear Worn them or eat them both Worn them now. I wore them that I ate my Eam yes, yeah, it tastes like cotton candy. It's like a fruit roll. Yeah, no, this one I tried was cotton candy. Is it feel like cloth?

No, it feels like real flimsy. It's just choking. Oh, yeah. It wasn't sexy or no? Well, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't like, we got them in the office one day, so I just popped it in. Could it ever be a sexual or sexual,

an asexual, a sexual act? Listen to me. You put a fucking edible phone on this one. It'll be fucking central no matter what. Ah, no one, no one. It'll be like blue apron, shit, right? Why does that go like? You're a mad sh**, it's Casper.

That's your way. You'll do it on a Casper, right? I'm not doing it anywhere. Are you right, have you ever? I'll do it on a cashboard, right? I'm not doing it anywhere. Are you right? I'll do it in my dreams. It's probably the last edible thing on earth I haven't eaten. No, edible ones, they look so weird. You see them come out of the package and they have like this. Have they ever seen them?

Did they look like cloth? No. They look like a rubbery kind of. So they don't really warn, like, without the work day. No, it's not like a throw them in the wash I guess I'll wear them again tomorrow. No, what eight don't be like aware of I show it to eat my undies I go on the trouble Wow looks to me like

Technology fatable panties has come a long way. How's it? Yeah, these look like just straight up It's just normal cotton It's not modelle. Was that why you said the cotton candy? Where's that like a little nice little like cotton? It tasted like cotton candy. All right. This is the one you're talking about It was like a food. Oh credit and with being a cleric is here. I'll try to seize on it I see that looks fucking weird. That doesn't one that I saw. So it looks like some sort of like candy that you would get at like a candy store.

Like for real. A gummi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For roll up. So definitely not real underwear. Yeah.

Just some sort of like. But they have another bullshit. That's something. Remember, if you're looking for real underwear They have a this one that that looks interesting to me made of smarties That's oh, I've seen them before I need no action with that smarties. No, but I'm not meant to a smarties phone. Yes What if she's like is it fattening?

It's got to be. Not this morning one, but the, it's got to be. Yeah, I mean, I mean, it has calories. I don't think anybody's gonna be like, well, there's your calories for the day. Is that some sort of fetish or is that something that both parties can enjoy? Because what, was something?

I think it depends on what happens immediately the after. Like, if you're eating through and then, and then, and then you're using that as a segue, you keep on going. I think she's happy. You don't go like, oh, I'm full. Yeah, like I feel sad on dessert. Yeah. Too much underwear. I gotta go lie down. I feel so sick right now. Is that what this is? Does that devil underwear have that turkey fucking chemical in it? Sure, I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah. So sleepy now that I need all that underwear.

Doze it off in the middle of it. I'm sure. Keep going stupid. Sorry, just shut it down It's gonna shout it down I'll be back She's in the other room you Can't stop yourself

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Oh, I thought you were edible. Like, off the kids, I was like, whoa! Yeah, that's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. That's what you're bringing, always go. Not my bringing, right? Yeah. I wasn't even thinking of that.

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You still sleep on that Casper? Yes. The best, right? The best. I got a bedtime story though. It's the one most embarrassing moments of my life. Okay. And it happened under a Casper mattress.

Under a Casper mattress. Oh boy. Your girls had to help fish out. Under a Casper mattress? Oh boy, your girl said the hell fish out. Is it collapsed on you? You know, like, girls, I have no tendon in my leg. I can't get out. We are getting the interior of the house painted. Yeah.

And the painters arrive, Mucho early. Oh no, no! No, I didn't know you. I mean... Are you rubbing me? It's really early. Or are you guys the painters? You better watch it, pal. Us members, you know the first CLU,

do not like this kind of talk. I thought I was a member too, like by extension. No, no. So, um... It's a Monday morning. Yeah. My wife had told them the previous day that Derek, she had to go to school, the kids had

to go to school. I'm the only one in the house. She says that the painers are going to leave the door unlocked. Just come in and just have a few people catching them, chown down on it. I'm not sure. Peter's catching him chown down on edible Oh, dear, get on it. No, that's not the thing. I can't run! You got to ruin that Casper mattress, mate!

At least eat it underneath! Let's push it over on it. No, so, it's, uh, there are everyone's, I'm the only one in the house, and um, my bedroom has this gigantic window, uh, and it doesn't have any blinds on it So the sun is Intolerable at times right but sometimes I have the resort sometimes to a night mask Okay, or usually I just strap a pillow. They have window treatments. I know strap a pillow. Are you get them? I have window treatments. I know.

You strap a pillow. Who you get them? But what I found is even better when it's especially when the heat's on too high is I will go. This is fucking weird. I will go lay on floor under a mattress. Stick my head underneath the bed. And it's cold underneath there and it's really dark.

I'm wearing a... I'm lady killed in a husband now we're gonna get pain. So I will... So all of my shoulders underneath are the rest of my body's hanging out. Oh my god. And I hear... And I hear the painers talking and I'm like, for fuck sake I go, it says, why are they so loud I'm going?

Like, why have they seen it? I'm trying to sleep with my head under a mattress. Idiot. And I'm like, it feels like, how often do you do this? A lot. It's not really a big deal I don't think it's more than the average person which is never I'll just like it's like it's like I can't take it anymore. Do you have a skirt on the bed? Or is it just like a bare mattress or? No it's like there's like a space underneath. Right but is there like fabric around the Yes, so you listen you look

So I so this this morning it's like Oh my god, it's just ain't still making those Little pictures because please come out of retirement And I'm so I'm underneath and I'm like why are they fucking talking so loud It's like I can't I can't for a, I can never in my wildest dreams, so I'd be like, my wife would leave. Right. And not close the bedroom door.

Has your wife and kids seen this, baby? Oh yeah, it's not that big a deal. It's just like, when the sun's like eight o'clock, eight o'clock until about 11 o'clock in the morning, if the sun's too up too high, and it's right, like shine right in my face, well, they're like, oh, that's probably underneath the bed. As any child would normally assume, what time is it?

Is that still under the bed? Because if not, it's gotta be after 11. So I've just been on a DVD for six years. We just can't put a fucking shade up. It's easier this way. I'm sitting there if I'm like I can't take it anymore I'm like I'm like what the fuck why are they talking so loud? I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck?

I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck?

I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck? I'm like what the fuck So I'm sitting there, if I'll be able to, I'm like, I can't take it anymore. I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck, why are they talking so loud? I pull my head out from under the bed. I got ostriches. And I turn, and there's two fucking painters in the room. I'm not a hatchback.

I guess it is. The better a fact is that... Like the S. S. 100% they're like his heel on the hive. That's what I was like when I was like, why the, my first off, why were they sitting here talking to my wasnes

and crying under the bed? They're talking about one weird one. So they're talking to like the vacations are going on. I was listening to this conversation they're having thinking they were on the other side of the bed. They're talking about one weird one. So they're talking as like the vacations are going on. I was listening to this conversation there have been thinking there around the other side of the door and there's a I'm talking about Florida and you know that's I really don't like going to Florida and I'm like what they they didn't say you like hey you fuck are you okay are you all right sir they did like I mean I wasn't moving Painters all right, but come on. It's I I admit it's not the most common thing you'll see when you're

Huge gesture to admit that So I turn I look at them and the response is only from one part. Yeah didn't say anything. The guy goes, sorry. I just closed the door. So slowly, yeah, I like he's like, I didn't close it slowly, because they were on the, they were painting the trim around the door. So I just closed the door. So you slammed the door in the faces of guys that you're like, why don't you care about me? Did they get back onto the bed to finish up the nap? Oh yeah, it was eight o'clock in the morning. I didn't have to get up for another two hours. And the sun was up high, what am I gonna do?

I can't leave the room. I can't leave the room. That's amazing. I got to tell you it was one of the most embarrassing things I've ever had to face when I turned and saw this. They still tell that story to this day. Well, it only happened a couple days ago. I was just like, I got home, my wife was like, why did you leave the door open? Why did you leave the door open? You know I'm going to go on and eat the bed.

You know how sunny it was out when you left for work Like he's a like he's a mom girl You know how I do What's the Sun Right then why the fuck would you let painters? I know they're coming but I just that for your dream that she leave the door open now You don't give a shit they're talking about the vacation They didn't even I got to really thought I was telling them I was like I thought it was really shitty that nobody was like sir Sir, are you okay? It is weird. Well you I don't know I mean I don't know you're breathing

You know they're snoring no because, because I was awake as I could hear all their conversations, so I'm like really getting annoyed. I could hear me going like, cause I was getting so pissed. A rump thing. I don't know. We probably like didn't want anything to do with this.

They're not gonna acknowledge it. They're not gonna pretend that this isn't happening. Paint the fucking trim and get the fuck out of the house, but their skin still is terrible. Oh, I don't get paid enough. You just hear it from under there, like does anyone know you guys are here? Oh, man.

But if you're gonna put your head under a mattress, you want it to be the best mattress on the market. I gotta get one of that. Like a sweet fucking invention, not unlike the edible at least. And this was they they call this an invention. Me, uh, Casper has deemed this invention worthy that they they touted as an invention. Well, time magazine did. For the third weekend of row, it was time magazine. One of the best of their. They're not hiding. They're not trying to distance themselves. They are touting it. You're right. They're

right. It is a fucking one of the best inventions of two years ago. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. I wasn't up against it. I took mine. Oh, yeah. They're fucking that box that it comes in. My bomb is like, whoop. Now it's mine. The box with the mattress or just the box. No, the box with the mattress. They now sleep on it. So I never even got the feel the warm embrace about Have you never really ever really slept the one yet? No They're pretty fucking sweet you're missing out your mom. What's up, Casper? Can we send me another one? I mean how long do we got a one can I demand three stuff and they send a one podcast for? What do you do you get you got a cashper comm slash TSD

Using the promo code to you know, okay, yeah, 50 dollars off any mattress obsessively engineered blah blah blah blah blah. It's only applicable Towards the purchase of a mattress. So I guess they're trying to get people trying to get $50 off a pillow or something. Or a fucking sweet fucking skirt to hide your head with the sunshine. I guarantee it more people,

they do realize. And outpouring of support. We're like, why do they say thing? I totally, I guarantee you. I guarantee you, it's just the most natural thing. You're just like oh, it's too bright Where's the what's one thing I could find? Yeah, I mean there are certain things where I'm like yeah, that is natural Not having heard of this behavior in 49 fucking years. No, I would say it's not the most natural thing in the world

I Human beings are going when you're trying to sleep. oh, but want to get rid of the light. Right, you're seeking shade. And since the, I would say that, you know, forget Casper, the shades are one of the best images. Why not? Just hang a towel. Go total white trash.

Hang a towel up. It looks like shit then. Why won't have it? What was it? How long ago? When was the first time you did it? Oh, yeah, I've been in a house since 2003. Total white trash. How you tell up? It looks like shit then. Why won't have it? What was the, how long ago? When was the first time you did it?

Oh yeah, I've been in a house since 2003. And you still don't have like window treatments, huh? Yeah. It's so weird. Really? Because she's so, his wife is like this immaculate housekeeper. You go to his house and it looks like, it looks like a model house.

Oh, yeah. Like in the inside where everything is perfect. So I'm surprised that she wouldn't like, she would draw the line at like, fuck them, let them see under the mattress. He doesn't like the sun. It's good enough for him. Good for you, man.

Fuck the shade industry. Casper.com slash T-E-S-D Like I've got me warm, I dream about every day Her lips are black as cold and it's too cold My heart's nipped to beat, I'm about to fall She ain't gonna go, if it beats it all I'm a little hot Super freaky neck, real feeling like a real ho I was a little angry, breathing all the time, but don't hold me up She's got the creeps and who's a dancing in her head I think she'd like me to live out of the walkin'

She'd be loved to be by my side and I'm still there That's what she would love Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Jokey high, I'm sweet and reload, we got the day itself, the fans are fine, without a frame. I'm gonna throw rock and dirt, heat, throw rock and do the whips, Rock a relationship, rock you know I'm Tonight she ain't never gonna be the same Rock, every rock rock you're baby Tonight you gonna say your soul And this time, future you're on your own The future I've reached, go rock, you're all right I love that woman, how she tells me I'm her main

We go together in a fairy tale romance That rock and roll really changed our lives And we'll change your mind, she'll design a night She doesn't decide night Soon she'll break me and I'll break you to the aggro door As long as we breathe the boy I'm a grown up wing I'm afraid the crazy but they're worth it in the end So could cranky that completely echo a friend for a brand new TAP TAP TAP TAP