Tell Em Steve-Dave - #333: Sunday Jeffosauraus

Episode Date: April 25, 2017

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I'm not a fight, a time transfer. This week's episode. Spending Jam for stars. Welcome to Tellum's Steve Dave presents over kill. And we've got a special guest, Sunday Jeff here, along with me and Walt, NQ. Hello. Sunday Jeff here along with me and Walt and Q. Oh Sunday Jeff you only like coming around with it spooky Head to my spooky. Do you believe in spooks? Oh? Okay So I just bleeped something

Sunday Jeff said that don't come up to a con and ask me what he said because I can't tell you. It was very funny but it's ain't the 90s bro you can't be 90s 2000 who can't be cracking fake jokes like that. People don't like jokes like that no more. People don't like anything. People like anything. You can get away with it back of the day. Oh no. I think if you were sitting on a porch sipping lemonade in the deep south and say 1920, that would have went over real well. It went over well in the room. I'm still laughing. I mean, the Sunday Jeff get a pass though. No, not Jewish. Come on. Everybody's always ranking on Jews and stuff. No, no pass no, Jewish come on everybody's always he does not get it on Jews and stuff. No no pastress under Oh, that's for Sunday's F this guy's saying before I make we make shitty missiles Well, there's a non-secret election. I like it

Yeah, we were talking about how We we're talking about North Korea and you and Q were very confident in the Star Wars There's not a chance that anybody launching a missile a nuclear missile towards America that the missile would ever get here because of we would shoot it down and I say I don't know I don't know is it really that easy to shoot down a missile and has it ever been done in the history of warfare? I mean, I know that they were sent and they were sending Patriot missiles up at those scuds in the 90s, but it wasn't that great of a hit ratio. There was some misses. And if you missed just one. Well, especially if it's a nuke, you've got a problem. I don't think they ever abandoned the missile defense program.

I think that thing's fucking up and running. You think it's still going on? I think that they have computerized that to the point where they don't even need human eyes on it. They just hit a button and a computer is like, only take out their missiles for your buddy. That's what it says. Yeah. That's what I tell myself to sleep at night won't. Is it more of a comfort, a comfort,

like, you know, of ignorant? Oh yeah, ignorance is, I'm reading the list. I'm ready, I'm ready for the ignorance. He is, I don't wanna know anything that's going on. Alpha Staten Island and outside of Red Bank. Did you're on the totally other coast, right? Like North Korea? I can't, I find it shocking that people are finally getting around to paying attention

to these guys. Like they know they're developing New York's the entire time. They know they're fucking nuts. They know that there is these weird concentration camps. But since they're not bothering us, nobody really says anything. And now they're bothering us. That's it. Now they're taking American citizens hostage. Did they? Did it again today? Oh, yes today. We got to, we got to drop a bomb. We got to drop a mother of all bombs. Yeah, it was coming. I just is it? Yeah, that guy's fucking nuts. Do you think the whole country's nuts? Now again, are do you believe? Except for the

ones that are starting to report it? No, they're crazy. They're crazy. They're all fucking brainwashed over there. Again, but is he really crazy? Or is it an act? A great act to put everybody on their heels because like he's he's no he's got that whole country under his thumb because he gets to act he gets to be the wild card he gets to be treated with more kid gloves because because we've he's got this he's permeating this this feeling of like he's insane. You don't know what, but what is he done that's insane though?

What is he done that's insane to? Well, the mass murder of his people. Okay, so every despobs who's done that is insane. I would think that's the definition. That's definitely one of the hallmarks of insanity is you watch millions of people die under your rule And you don't give a fuck or or you totally buy into like well the sun rises because of me And my dad who you know used to rise because of him

So let's make a song about it and the whole country can sing it. I mean, that's it's delusional It's totally delusional, but so all the other countries that have the same kind of level of like where the leaders are living in chocolates and laughter and the citizens are eating dirt. They're living in palaces and their citizens. So is every leader? Well, let me put it to you. What can you name a dictator that isn't roundly regarded as fucking nuts in the past, whether it be Polpa or Stalin, who really was way worse

in Hitler, but didn't get his job. What about the guy who's the leader of Iran? Insane? I told the Comaini back in the day. Back in the day. Well, it's not that you're phone going off. No. There's no text coming through anything. Insane I told the community back in the day back in the day No, there's no text coming through anything. I keep hearing like Who's the leader of Iran right now?

I mean come on he's a leader of Iran of course he's fucking nuts because they all believe in like sure you launch it right Unless I'm wrong. So I'm saying but so is every despot is every dictator insane. Yeah, really to a degree To a degree if you have that much power and you're not using it to make people's lives better You're nuts But but the definition like the legal definition of insane or like the common man's like I think I think this definitely a megalomania Yeah, there's like there's a personality Yeah, something on there Ali Camini. Yeah, it's pretty close since 1989 supreme leader Did you do yeah, did your phone Sunday?

Your text on over there Jesus Christ like a little 16 year old girl checking your fucking Snapchat. Who you texting? Why you swiping right on that phone? What do you want to do? Yeah, Islamic Republic of Iran. Now the second that your country is like the religion comes first, you've got a problem. Well, that's not North Korea. Like it was like the Catholic comes first, you've got a problem. Well, that's not North. Like it was like the Catholic United States of America.

Once was what? Catholic days. Come on. They never it was never called that. But yeah, but it basically it was. Yeah, I remember those good old days, like in Salem, when they're like, Hey, there's a witch. Next thing you know, you're swinging a gallop shell.

So other than other than him starving his people, this new, this, this cuckoo in North Korea, brainwashing his people. Is that, is that all you can point to as far why they like the, like everybody is so quick to be like, he's insane. He, he, he, he, he's their secret police. You can't, you can't police you can't do anything.

You can't have a pen. They drive around these vans with, with fucking mega phones on it, just spouting his message constantly. Is Putin insane? Yeah, because you're not allowed to tweet a meme of him dressed as a gay clown. So, so who's not insane as the leader of,

a leader of, you know, of their country? Trump. You were saying you were saying you were saying at one time we could have said America. Not anymore. I think, you know, like small countries like so you got like a little country like Finland, like whoever runs Finland. Yeah, but you know,

our don't ever really, they're not in the mix. They don't really get spoken about. They kind of get their own business and go about, you know, they go about, you know, Sweden Canada. Not Sweden. Canada more because they let into many immigrants. And now like there's tons of fucking violence and shit going on over there.

But we didn't stick it. So they're not perceived as insane. No. Well, Germany wasn't either. Then she let in a bunch of immigrants and people got pissed at her because all these immigrants coming from Africa. Well, they were refugees, not immigrants. I think this is a difference. Oh, is there a quid? Incidentally, I want to tell you, mother fuckers, you think you're woke? Yeah. let me tell you whose woke at this table All right, the motherfucker who's been dialoguing with Chelsea Clinton on multiple occasions on Twitter. What does that even mean? She

Disco I know she does it otherwise she never All right, well that fucking fell through I know she does it otherwise she never I think I might be hanging out with her soon. I think we can come up with a plan. She's a married mother of one I don't know too. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I don't want to hang out with her dad. I just gonna start cracking them out, Vya. Yeah. You think he's going to pull behind the curtain for you? Yeah. Well, thanks to you now, because you're like, he can't keep his mouth shut and then likes to. That's true.

That's really a little bit, because I listen to Tom Steve Dave 84. I know that I can't tell you anything. Yeah, I mean, it would do them good though, right? Oh, like Willie. Nah, yeah, would have helped him. He should just fucking keep his head down too. And quite both are.

Yeah, I think they're done. Their days of being in the working for the public are probably over. They should just be grandparents and... That's a good thing. Yeah. It's a good thing. What? Maybe Chelsea Cliddle eventually run for office.

And then I'll be here fucking advisor, just like a bonka Trump. Why do you even want to do that? You wouldn't... Chelsea Cliddle becomes president and she's like, hey, I need an advisor. Cute. I'd be like, the fact that you asked me shows that you're not ready to be president. Nobody should be looking. You're smart.

I don't disagree with that, but I do have a very narrow view of things. I don't think that we need narrow views in the, in the, in the Oval Office. I think we need broad views. Yes. Yeah, but I did that just to make fun of fucking Dopes so I would have I would have nominated Sunday Jeff until I come in a few minutes ago So We might get vaporized who knows? Well, surely the West Coast gets vaporized not us West Coast

What if you're on the West Coast you happen to to be there quite a bit. Now, now we're talking tragedy. Yeah, right. Yeah. Now we're talking tragedy. It's how we feel we're going to want to try to get out of there when they hear that, you know, how long do you have? Like, how long would it take for a missile to go from now? Like not probably not too long, right? Yeah. I'll look it up. Is this man? Okay, go ahead. You look it up. Well, I keep hearing like tick, tick, tick, sorry, I apologize. I don't know why it's doing this, but. Well, maybe shut your phone to off. I think Sunday Jeff is playing farm bill over there.

Why don't you shut your phone off? I've phoned over there. Cause I need it to refer to shit. No, you don't. I'll put it down. Don't need an Amazon on me brother. I'll put it down here. There you go.

How long, cue, how long long before did you grow up play? I mean, we were all grow up in the Cold War. Did you think about it a lot when you were young? Never. Never. Huh? I thought about it all the time. Could you be watching commercials and that emergency broadcast system thing would come on?

Whoa. Pretty quick. No, but I this just came out an hour ago. Uh, uh, North Korea is saying that they are prepared. On the mic, yeah, on the mic. North Korea says that they are prepared to sink a US aircraft carrier. I mean, they're asking for it, right?

Prepared. North Korea said on Sunday, today, when we're recording this, it was ready to sink a US aircraft carrier to demonstrate its military might in the latest sign of rising tensions as US President Donald Trump prepared to call the leaders of China and Japan. Whoa. Now, that is the definition of insane to attack a country that could fucking obliterate

you because if he does it, it's over. It's over. It's over. What? Over over. They're just going to go in there. They're going to start fucking bombing. If they sink a fucking aircraft carrier, talking about you're talking about obliterate them, not with the big ones. No, not with nooks. I would be really surprised if anyone actually used nooks. And it is funny that America's like you can have nukes you can't have nukes and it's like we're the only one who ever used nukes on anyone twice. You know what we're doing? Yeah. Experience. Yeah, but like you tell other countries like no, no, no, you're like you're too crazy. Like you guys are too out of control. Any fucking African country, right?

They're like, look, there's a new fucking leader every two minutes. Well, I don't think that they are not in an episode. They're not going to give Kony a nuke. Yeah, they're in no position. They're so far, they're probably light years away from developing nuke's in some of those small countries. Like that. I mean, I don't think that's an even, that's not an even an issue. No, but like why? Like they were all over Iraq's ass for the longest time about the weapons inspectors and the new shit, which they didn't have, they ended up not having.

But North Korea was just chugging along the entire time developing a program. It's way more difficult, man. It's like, it's not easy, man. You're going to talk and talk about a lot of bloodshed to a lot of a lot of fortune and and lives are going to be lost by going to war with this country. You know, for sure. The fortunes will be made, too. Not by us.

But a lot. And you know, and then you want to try to do everything possible to avoid all that. Well, I think they are, but when you start fucking thinking aircraft carriers. Well, he's just talking about it. Still threat. Well, he's got to fucking say that because of that missile launch the other day was embarrassing.

Did you hear how it had, why it went complete? Now, why? Cyber warfare. Oh, he's like somebody hacked me. I guess this fucking Twitter account He's like the Kim that came on and said that somebody hacked him. Well, no, he's admitting it But it's it's almost like common knowledge at somebody. I we don't we don't know when is he known as taking Responsibility for doing it, but somebody hacked and fucked up the the missile launch. I Mean this one missile goes 15,000 miles per hour. Pumped South decoys as it goes.

Oh my god. So much for your star force program. Oh my god. Wow. That's pretty fucking fast. 15,000 miles an hour. So from Korea. That's Russia, but not Korea. 15,000 miles an hour, so from Korea, that's Russia, not Korea.

Oh, okay. Wow. But that's fun. So you would have, Jesus, I mean, no time at all. 20 minutes. No, you may still not even read a book, a private flight out there. No, you'd have to go deep on the ground.

Hopefully there's a shelter nearby or something. But you fucked. Right, like even if the true TV jets on standby, you're still fucked. I gotta get out there and like, I got the propellors started. Who else on that? Is able to get on the plane besides the jokers. Uh, let's say there's home seats. Let's say there's home seats. Yeah, he's got it.

What's his name? Michael Carbona. I was on the plane. Okay, he's got Michael Conner. I was on the plane. There's a three seats left. Adam Adam ruins everything. Adam Conner, they get him on Billy Eichner. No, no, no, he has to make the cut. Billy Eichner does not make the cut. Good. Does not. Jimmy get none. Symmis in New York. Okay. Eichner is is is is bigger than everybody, but I think this leave him and I can People will not let that rest on Twitter

Funeral's will never rest in peace. I would love to shoot an episode here. I think we should The website The tone was here. He's well. He's well. No He's in New York this week. Oh really? Yeah You think this is scaring people to talk to this discussion we're having right now See listeners are mic two tuning in or anything. And you think they're a little nervous hearing. I think they're rolling their eyes out

or even fucking talking about it. They're like, they're so stupid. These guys don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Why are they wasting their time? My time. No. You know, there's way more fun to talk. What's the clear warfare isn't scary?

What are you gonna do? It's completely out of my hands. I was gonna say, guess what's about to get scarier, because we've got overkill topics, even scarier. Yeah, scarier than being fucking incinerated within seconds. Not even knowing it's coming. What's that shadow called, Jeff? Atomic shadows.

Even scarier than an atomic shadow. Oh, like when the the flash and then you see the shadows and people look, okay, I just need the world to hold together. Maybe 45 years. That's it. The day is five more years. Well, that make you will be eighty six. Sixty six. That's your that's your ticket. I would like to make it eighty five. Is that is that on purpose? like yo 86 them out. No, that's pretty good though. All right, my fire truck was 86 letter 86 From do you have a reference from something? No, like they're like 86 that in the like a restaurant, parlance or they're like

It means like kill it or yeah cancel it whatever And okay, what happens is I mean I Even I'd be sick wouldn't it be cool to go out seeing some weird shit going on in the world? Like, you know, and that really doesn't like, well, I'm 86. If you're 86 and you see a mushroom cloud, I feel like I've lived exactly as long as I want it to. Because that would be pretty fucking amazing. What a way to go.

I used to have nightmares after that, the man who saw Demarra, the Nostradomist thing, and 84 or something, I think. There was a document here on HBO. The whole thing is boring except for at the very end when they talk about, yeah, you predict New York and blowin' up and shit. And for my parents house yeah, you predict New York and blow up and shit. And for my parents house, you can see New York City. So I would have dreams constantly of like seeing the mushroom cloud and that wave, like

that shockwave coming over the water and shit. This just brought up my memory. I have a thought of and so on. Do you remember a movie in the 80s called The Day after? The Day after. Oh, yeah. And everybody thought it was real. And it was like, it was like a big, it was like a big event, big TV event, the day after. Oh yeah. And everybody thought it was like it was like a big it was like a big event big TV event of the of the day, you know, like there was I don't

know if there was cable was all around all the preven you remember this queue the day after I do not. I think I was too. Sunday night. And I remember this is so weird because I'm thinking about an 85 year old man. My I was at home and it was on. And I turned it on to watch it. And my grandfather was over and we were watching it. And my mom got a noi at the first a curfew break. She's like, turn this off. We need to watch this kind of stuff with grandpa here. Turn the kids to the noise that yes, because I was like, it was going to like,

like it was too disturbing for him. But I'm like, yeah, I didn't get it I don't know if she was but if she was just using that as an excuse. Turn that TV back on god damn it. I won't enough to watch what I want. I don't know she would even, she would never even. I welcome to fiery death. Yeah it is weird.

Like not the kids are gonna get freaked out. Yeah but she was. The dude who's got one foot the grave is gonna come again. He's looking at the window white. Oh really he was Sprite But it was weird that she was she felt like it wasn't it wasn't family Fair for a Sunday evening with grandpa. I guess I could see I remember watching it I could I could I could give her that it was kind of dark and depressing

I do remember watching it But it being annoying that they reminded you that it wasn't real. Because I think of the... Who fucking thought it was real? Will be Orson, the people are... I mean, come on. They thought it was a... You see on the internet and everyone's like, oh, it's real. So it would have been the same, especially in a world where you don't have the internet.

So people might be like, well, how the fuck do I find out if this is real? Well, they're way up. Even the day after there was no internet either. Yeah, but that's what I mean. Like, people couldn't go, like, if they just played it straight through. But it's like, yeah, once you see a Campbell suit commercial, you can pretty much assume that they're not breaking from a nuclear holocaust. To talk about fucking chicken soup.

I was just pissed that there was no fucking giant locusts or ants. They were in the movie, no. Nothing was mutated. It wasn't like food in the gods or anything. Damnation alley. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Are you afraid of nuclear holocaust? Sunday, Jeff, what do you do? It happened by now. I mean, the 80s was the big time with all the new, how many movies were in the 80s about nuclear warheads, war games, Manhattan Project? There's tons of movies. Okay, so you think we've,

but the Doomsday clock has never been closer to striking Doomsday in your, if it hasn't happened now, you're, I don't understand that rationale. He's like, the last good Doomsday movie was the road. So if we're basing it on movies, then, no, I'm not afraid. What do you have to do? Why are you basing it?

I'm not saying the word that I'm saying is that it was. The world on how good movies have been. I mean, if Redbie came out today, be sure, are you scared to listen? You're the one that's worried about it. I'm not worried about shit. It's like you said it's out of your control. Don't take this Sunday Jeff. Get angry.

Get angry buddy. He's a don't listen. I'm worried about you three more. This is the guy that got fucking iron pills. Remember what that shit was? Going over to buy an iron pills. Locking himself in a basement like a scared fucking rabbit. No, I didn't. basement like a scared fucking rabbit

Fucking rabbit you got what was this when when the earthquake hit Japan and Yeah, and then in the nuke and their nuclear plant went that's still a fucked up. They said I can't get near that Shared you know by iodine pills case the new case the cloud the atomic cloud makes its way here You know it gets in for the water water or come down a rain on you so I don't help you brought by iodine pills, case the cloud, the atomic cloud makes its way here, you know, it gets in the water. Water will come down to rain on you so I don't help you. I brought some iodine pills. Why would you just get bottled water? No, iodine pills you take them and it helps with the atomic residue. Oh, so like your hair wouldn't have fallen out of the picture. How long do you think that's going to last? What do you mean how long does that take? I don't know. You still got to go outside eventually. What do you think it just goes away? That's gonna last. You still gotta go outside eventually. What do you think it just goes away?

That does just dissipate some like a day or two and you're good to go? Oh, the sun comes out, yeah. Yeah. It burns it off. It burns out. It's okay, the sun's out. Yeah, it's not raining anymore.

I have to worry about atomic rain drops. Yeah, I'll ask it rain in our lawn. Nothing's flying. It's all dead animals all over the place. Yeah, but it wouldn't be enough to be catastrophic. It would just be kind of an annoyance for us in America. And it teeth get a little soft. Look at the stuff that just with just 9.11 with the dust. How many people died from cancer illnesses just from that? How wanted to take for that? Yeah, but they were like, they're

not everybody. Not everybody. A lot of people died from it. A lot of those care workers and all these. Yeah, like the first responders and shit are breathing in like asbestos and they don't take the ride. They're gonna take the ride. I'm pills. And the whole city is not feeling well, not yet. Yeah, exactly not yet.

They were like the first responders were more prone to it was more elevated. Yeah, I remember like on certain days the wind would blow to it stand on. You could smell it. You could smell it in Jersey. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. But I'm not sure where you're what you're asking. I used I had done supositories every day. Yeah, I'm still like I'm sorry, I have radiation. I don't know what I'm saying. We put my ear back on the movie. Movies that are if it hasn't happened yet because of movies What I'm saying is people are more aware of like the 80s was really a prime time for Well, it was the cold war yeah, it was it was more in your face than that it is now the only reasons it now because it's

Freaking nothing Korea, but there's a lot more everybody all these countries are trying to get nooks way more than there Was capable in the 80s they can know no other powers were able to acquire what do you have to we let's march let's do something okay march and march the rest march against who why are we not marching get our leaders to let's let get our leaders in the world to know to see that we we don't want this we don't want to live in a world like this let's get to test the answer and start marching, son.

Oh, yeah. People won't give a shit. You don't think that? You don't think some... I don't think Iran's going to stop because we march down the streets of Red Bank. But we also inspire Canadians though the march. What's that? We also inspire the Iranian citizens to march too, that they see us marching. Yeah, they get shot down. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, one step. And then suddenly it's like, what are you doing? Nothing. I've launched some more nukes, I guess. Yeah, I don't know, man. What are you in? 46 more years. So all I need What am I gonna do? Do you do you try to see? Did you see the road?

Well, there's a meteorite what the road that was implied that that was a meteorite. I thought they never said Well, they yeah, they didn't ever explicitly set up But they didn't mention like a fire in the sky or something like that But like that kind of like maybe I think in the book because I read the book was a tough read Well, he doesn't like punctuate Basically, it's an existence of survival. It's horrible. You're just like You're you're in rags. You're so happy if you find like Get them like a can of beans. Yeah, and then somebody's trying to steal your can of beans

And then you gotta worry about cannibals and shit. I gotta fight off cannibals I got a fucking bomb knee, man Cannibals gonna fucking come right after me. It's not an existence even worth living if you if you have if you manage to You know survive the bomb and you're a guy who likes to live so like Sky is fucking gray with ash Nobody's around except like you and say them the kids and now you got a fucking in the dogs And you got a cart that you got to pull around with you and put your fucking shit on and every two seconds somebody's like Hey man, check them out. They got beans and you had a fucking run

I think I've been to any out of fucking run. Yeah, it would not be. It would be a fun existence. No. We probably wouldn't live long enough for the rebuild to get back to where we were. You know, I'd say not because if it's fucking up to guys like you and me, like, to get the fucking like electrical grid back hotline and shit. Well, I like to listen. I'm sure some like Christmas will survive.

Some will. But I mean, well, the guys who know how to get like the power grid going to get, you know, electric and shit to a city or even a town. Like I'm not talking about somebody on like a fucking exercise bike, like generating fucking electric for that for a couple lamps or something. Like we have the hurricane man and it sucked balls for like 10 days. No electric, no food, no gas, nothing. A thousand times worse than that. Showed you how just how soft the 2017 man is. just have soft the 2017 man is. Oh yeah. Right. Fucking for sure. I mean, it really shows you how, how ill-equipped we are for some of us are some of some people out there that are waiting for and like I can't wait for that shit. Like survive. I'm not there. They're not as ready as they think they are they ready Maybe more ready some of them are though some of them want a shit in a bucket

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click the join now button and enter promo code TESD. That's fandall.com, promo code TESD. All right, you're, I mean, this is depressing. Yeah, all right. Let's get into now that we're half hour in. I'm talking about some scary stuff, not this bullshit. Yeah, not fake. Let's get into know that we're a half hour in talking about some scary stuff not this bullshit Yeah, I'm not fake shit like if the bombs are dropping. Yeah, I say pop on a TSD. Doesn't matter what's episode right? I can get a suntan

Yeah Right, well, I mean you just work that would be a nice way to go out right? Put get on the lawn like to do with the Memorax commercial and just put the fucking lamp at a TSD with two speakers. And like, you're really want to be, I mean, do you really want to be gathered around with your family and everybody scared and you're like, ah, there's nothing I can do about it, man, I'm fucking impudent. Or would you rather be sitting around this table? And last tell them Steve Day. No, I didn't mean us.

I meant the listeners. I mean us too though. What else am I doing? Yeah, you would sit there with your family. Got him, man. I just find those last minutes together. Try and come over. We'll see.

I'm like another thing. You would shut his door, my face. I know you're forgetting what you're doing. I'm scared. We don't have enough hide I for you They don't even have a curtain they can peek out if I can see right Bar with a bucket. Yeah, I need to take a shit. I know you got a shit bucket in there Can I borrow the bucket? Yeah, I need to take a shit. I know you got a shit bucket in there

You see his atomic shadow in the morning All right, so how we lead it off with this Everybody there they are Everybody got it everybody got an overkill no Still fucking getting over the thrashing I took on the fucking Prussian Kissing double I'll really still feel like you're wound I bring in a legit still fucking getting over the thrashing I took on the fucking Prussian Kissing Devil. Oh really? You still feel it? Still lick in your wounds? I bring in a legit cursed object and fucking people don't have the fucking gratitude

to accept that a face value. Yeah, you did translate, translate it as I totally forgot we were doing overkill. So let me play the victim. Fuck you. Everybody's a victim tonight. Why can't I? Why can't I get in on this victim? Yeah, you did take a drumming.

That's true. Yeah. You brought in in one of the most unique overkill stories of all time. And now ever it'll go down and TSD lore. I still were annoyed at you. I could see why you'd be little gunshot back and on that, got back on that horse. Yeah, look at that.

A lot of people thought you're an asshole. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, Jeff, has anything, have you experienced anything with the skull?

No, other than get them taken pictures of it when you first got it here. I'll tell you a shocker. I'll tell you a reveal something. I didn't know if I should reveal it, but I'm about. Are these real glasses you're wearing? No, these are CBS. Oh, they're pretty good. Thank you.

Somebody we know has been making Contributions to the skull and wishing for things. Yeah, I'm not just that the fun allos and they were piling up No, I haven't been taking any That that money has it Come some get them. It's not it's not get them. It's someone that shocked me someone that really So the only other person with the key here? No, it's somebody that we know. Kevin Smith? No.

No. That's not Kevin. Walt's getting nervous. I really, I think you're going to be stunned because I was just like this blew my mind that this person was making. What's it called when you when you you make offering offering to the skull for in in hopes of receiving good luck. It was almost sad and is this chief?

It's not chief, but you're very, very close. Ming is Ming. Ming has what the fuck could he wish for more than he already has the guy seems to have the life of basically like You know in 80's rock star, but still a rock star. But why do you think he has that life? Oh? You think it's because of the skull Had it before you wrote his own yeah, but now he has no pesky day job Stop him from living to the extreme.

But I wouldn't have even known if Gidham didn't just non-solently said, Ming made a contribution to the skull today, and I thought he was kidding around, and I was just like, what? I go, you're not serious, are you? And he goes, yeah, he asked me to open it up, and he went over, he quietly put his money in and sat there, looked at the skull, and then walked away from it. And I texted him because he was on the road. I was like, can I, I mean, what is going on? Why did you do that? And he said that, well, he made it before he went to Pittsburgh and something happened in Pittsburgh. He said that it paid off.

He's like, I'm the Pinocchio of humans, I want to be a real boy. I don't know if I can run. I don't believe it. I'm so weird. But he didn't tell you what happened in Pittsburgh. I didn't ask him because I didn't want to know. Because I... Because you knew it had to do something to somebody else.

A Catholic though. He really shouldn't be doing it. Oh, his wife says the same thing. What? His wife, what did she? She shouldn't be making offerings to. I think it was about the skull. Honestly, because Ming told me that she gave him a hard time about something and she was like, oh, you're a Catholic. You shouldn't do something like that. And it was something about the skull,

I believe. But I didn't yeah I'm not kidding around I swear to God and he still made the offering even though his wife said shockingly His wife was like I'm unhappy with what you're doing and he didn't give a fuck I'm so surprised this next guy Are you lying? Are you sure? No, I swear to God Because I'm not lying. I thought it was very, very odd behavior. And I know of it when, and no one knows about it. He's doing it on the quiet. He's not doing it to bring attention to himself.

He didn't, he didn't think anybody would even know. Doesn't shock me that mean, would? I'm not, yeah, I, yeah, I don't know. For me personally, I'm very shocked by that. But it's sacrilegious, sacrilegious, right? If you're, if you're offering money to basically a demon. He could go to shocked by that. But it's sacrilegious, sacrilegious, right? If you're offering money to basically a demon. He could go to hell for that. He can get up there when he's up there,

where the gate's who's up when Beaton. Right. Who's that angel? St. Peter. I would think that's the first thing that's going to come up. He's going to realize. No, that's a psychopsychic, isol comics, is the first thing. No.

No. No. No. No. No. Answer for your sins. I sell comics is the first time Answer for your sins in a front Yeah in a front to podcasters everywhere I Got a podcast What the fuck bro I sell comics? Wow, I wonder what and he didn't tell you what he wished for, huh? Or what he was, he's like something worked out.

To be fair to me, I didn't ask him. I just, I just texted him and said, did you really do that? And he said, yes, because before I went to Pittsburgh, I stopped in and I, I mean, I mean, I'm offering, I just, I didn't even answer it because I was just like, this is so weird. It's very weird. Hey, man, it works. The fucking thing works. What are you gonna do?

Well, I mean, you have a rare item on that position. All right. I can't. You're not more shock way to send it, you know? That's Ming is doing it? No. Well, okay. I think it's kind of multiple occasions.

So it worked once and then he's like holy shit it works And then he's like he has that like superstitious. Have you ever believed that they're on a penny in a in a wishing well? Have I done it sure? I've done it. Have you ever believed it would work now? I just throw it together to change my pocket Thank you When I was younger sure I think isn't this isn't this the equivalent of a wishing well? Well, this is real. So no, wishing was a real one to wish. But it's also been neutralized with that holy salt that Father Lance put on it. Well, the we don't know how it works. We just don't work. Yeah, we just know works. There were a lot of letters in there too. People with mail-in and so sad letters too. Yeah.

Sad, sad letters. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Give them hope. Do you kissing, Dabble? I think my podcast and podcast is gonna break up with because I wouldn't swallow. I wouldn't swallow. I said, look, Mike, I mean podcasting. Podcasting. It's too gross. You blow ropes on over. Please make them stop.

I'll give you 10. What do y'all want? That's what the wish was for Pittsburgh. Mike Bada Pittsburgh, I mean, he didn't have to blow him then. He didn't have to blow him. Yeah. And and we did very well. We might be got paid to not blow Mike.

Holy shit. If anyone denies the power of the skull, it's crazy. There you go. We got Sunday Jeff, if you ever start your own business, right? You're going to need to go to zip recruiter.com. That's where you post your job to find the best candidates. What kind of, if you get out any business, what would you, what business would you open? Nowadays, who the fuck knows?

Video store, maybe. One place. There are key place over there. Nowadays, who the fuck knows? Video store, maybe? Pfft! That's awesome! Oh, one place! There are K-Place over there. I think he meant... I meant like, Rintik VHS. Pfft! Or K-Ultra HD rental store. Posing your job into just one place isn't enough to find quality candidates.

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vault that's it yeah fortune 101 he's part of the fortune 100 final minus will have VHS come back yeah I mean I mean I'm max you would give out those the cards the membership cards like the old school membership cards you know I'm working about years from now, and then you can you can charge people to join I don't think would ever come back So I saw if you need everybody via vcr again. Yeah, and the hassle of returning them. Yeah, look they started making We started making You want in on the a little piece of the the pie here? We're not gonna VHS store So they just VHS VHS

We figured vinyl made a bat, you know, and everything else right? You can have this out, man Just $10,000 you need Ten grand? Ten grand buy-in If I could see a business plan, I'll show it to my business manager That's the business plan It's a lot of t-shirts over the internet too

All the answer would buy one Well that is a good investment. Just making the t-shirts. That I would wear that t-shirt. How many people's coming? Video store on the back of the t-shirt. How many people come into his video store? He has like, he is prime real estate. He's on Broad Street. Okay. Oh, I love it. He takes over like a pretty decent size, like almost like city bank. Okay, I love it. He takes over a pretty decent side, like almost like city bank. He had over 100,000 VHS people in the library. Yeah, how many people on a daily basis walk into that?

It depends on it, it's on a weekend. I bet you he gets over triple figures and it's how many people rent. That's the key and I don't think anybody's rent and the free membership He don't even show VHS tapes in like prisons anymore Well the point is that Sunday Jeff is gonna use zip recruiter dot com slash T.E.S.D Tire staff. Yeah, he's gonna hire one or two people because you know he can get run all the jobs two weeks He's gonna hire one or two people because you know he's he can't run a job for two weeks

That's every career. I come slash TSD one more time trying for free. Oh for free Sunday Jeff come on Do you think that are there any movie any of the big movies like Avengers or? Did they ever do they release some of the H.S. Even a limited quantity? No? Also, you came get the new movies in it coming away. So you're stuck selling your this fucking asshole so is me to trip to Vegas. The whole VHS thing. I'll bring in May like right around the third week in May. What I'm going anyway. Do you have any VHS home? No. Anything left? No. No, not one VHS. What's the call VHS tape? That was a fucking How are you gonna stock your store now? What was the most VHS tapes in your collection?

VHS probably about 40 maybe 50 and so all VHS tapes. No Star Wars Star Wars. I think actually know what I think I still have some Disney ones at home. Still got them. Yeah. That's all you're really going to invest your first that's your that's your that's your core. That's what you're going to build that's what you're going to build your fortune on when you open up the store. You only got it. You only got the Disney. That's all right. I'll have to take a vault. I have so many because I worked in blockbuster so I was just you still got him. Yeah, I turn most of that I think I kept I hated the day

I don't know if I'm getting 10 times the size of everything else. Yeah, the clamshell Those are those are very collectible like the old 80s har clamshell. Yeah, mm-hmm Wizard video shit you could maybe you know what you know what And to full people maybe quote the clamshell because then people think it's a restaurant. Yeah, the clamshell. No, no, no, they think it's like a strip bar, right? Like the bearded clamshell. Oh, there's that can right you black out the windows. You're just gonna have to walk. I'm like opening and closing down a pole. So wait, so they walk in thinking. Wait, so they walk in thinking it's a restaurant and they're like what the fuck is this?

Yeah, they turn around and walk right out again. Like there's this old man, he looks sad. He's trying to rent the adjust tapes. He's got like three in a place that has fucking 10,000 square feet. Audrant one Dalmatians. Fucking no. No, no. You're not even

Boxing out one You're not even Boxing out one You're not even Boxing out one You're not even Boxing out one You're not even Boxing out one You're not even Boxing out one You're not even Boxing out one You're not even Boxing out one

You're not even Boxing out one You're not even Boxing out one You're not even Boxing out one You're not even Boxing out one two copies of my street cred two copies of the revenge of fall The one we're robbing up William sitting into the genie Who wants to go first now I texted you did you have time to find it? You didn't have time to find a topic either you're too. You're busy today. Oh, okay. You're getting brought you What do you got? I got? What do you got? Something for him What do you got? Let's start off with the. You brought something for him. Yeah, I got something.

All right, all right. As I got one. As mentioned, I went to Scotland, right? And one of the things that I did while I was there was I went to the most haunted pub in Edinburgh. Whoa. Okay. the most haunted pub in Etterborough. Whoa. Okay, that was the site of the ant mood. There are a lot of people.

Yeah. Good time. So this, as I claim, is the most haunted pub. Okay. And the only haunted thing that I could find about it was somebody had written in chalk. It's called the holeness I can't tell you what it is. It's the, where is it? The banshee labyrinth,

parts of this club where once part of the infamous underground vault of Enembro. These vaults were home to some of Enembro's most destitute and unsavory characters. It was here that many of these people met their gruesome end. If you put your drink down anywhere here, be careful. As it may just be thrown against a wall by an unseen force, or roofied by a guy with a beard. One spirit that lurks here by locals is known as the Banshee, on one occasion, the workers who were renovating the pub heard a blood curdling scream coming from one of the vaults. later one of the work and received a phone call informing them that one of his family members had just passed away. Now there's also something on the wall it was like a walled up chimney and there was a story about some girl who got murdered

like a little girl and her name was Molly and nobody thought it was true and then when the unwalled unbreak this. I'm very pleased. I and nobody thought it was true. And then when they unwalled, like, unbreak this. I'm very pleased. I mean, I thought I was scared that this would be your first overcome without a murdered child involved. Well, actually, I was getting out of it. I was like, oh, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. He's losing it.

He's losing it. He's losing it. He's losing his eye relief. He's losing it. But so it's this girl Molly and the they unbricked the fireplace and they say when the unbricked it, they found a child shoe and it was, you know, as old children write their names on their shoes, it said Molly on it. And the other haunted thing was a plastic Halloween skeleton that they had hung from the ceiling. Other than that, it didn't really seem all that haunted to me. So I mean, if you're the lesser haunted pubs, like what the fuck's going on there? But the key word here is, I don't know if anybody else, did you guys catch it early on

and when he was reading the story? Self-proclaimed, most haunted tavern. Oh, right. It also was self-proclaimed fucking metal club,, most haunted tavern. Oh, you're right It also was self-proclaimed fucking metal club and all they did was play wham in a bunch of like bullshit music Wham yeah, like the Michael Wham. Yeah, like the closest they came to metal or Michael was haunting the the tavern at night Yeah, he was haunting the bathroom, right? That was never proven. No, that was proven. He got busted. Then he got busted in the restroom? Thanks. So yeah, he had to do a community service in the lodge yet.

So you, how, how did the am mood go? It went really well. Yeah. A lot of people there had a good time. I'll talk more about it on the episode before this. No, I think this is the first one. Oh, we're going to do this one this week? Yeah. Okay. Then I'll talk more about it on the second one. Yeah. Which will be next week. Next week. Okay. Uh, yes, it was, it was, uh, it was very cool to see that many people get together. And I just watched that like that community interact. Yeah. People who didn't know each other before,

who are friends now and people who come from different countries. And it was nice. It was nice to just, you know, since it's hard to enjoy anything on a personal level. It was easier to sit back and watch everyone else have a good time and, you know, interact. It was cool. It was cool, though. But the rest of it was, I did watch Ming a lot. Ming was, there's like a room where it's like a tiny bar. I guess it was like one of the catacombs, rooms or whatever, one of the vaults, and they

have a screen on the wall, like a TV screen. And what you're seeing is what's going on in the next room, which is the dance floor. And, you know, where people are dancing and shit. And I became consumed with a few other people watching me dance. And just the level, I don't, he's got to be on something. He's got to be. He's got to be on something or that he's like organic brain damage that Effected like whatever makes you need sleep And he just keeps going. Do you not take video of this now?

Because it looks so shitty you really couldn't see it all right but it was Fun to watch like he's dancing with a girl and then and then a lesbian steals his girl and then he kind of like dances by himself for a little bit and then he's dancing with some guy and then he's like back to the girl he got and I don't know. I mean maybe it's a testament to how bored I was but I wish Mike was here. I yeah he said it could be a blown mic. Well he but didn't mic go to a scholar. Mike did go to Scotland. Yeah but but he brought his family. So I think it was like, by the sixth or seventh time of making an excuse to his wife, why he had to look.

Yeah. He got caught sneaking out. Michael. Michael. Whoa. Yeah. Are you going to see Ming again? No? Crinky with the door. Slightly weeping Got damn right like me drain outside the door hurry up bitch Lord some these blinking mic All right, well, none of that. None of that really happened. But we were,

I should have liked it. It was interesting to watch, man. I like watching them, like observing them from a distance. You know? And I was there for a long time. We got there at like nine. I was there till like three in the morning. Oh, wow.

Stretch, man. It was a stretch. You're putting your time. Yeah. But also the hotel. Now you're like this, well, the hotel was near a place that in the area it's known as the pubic triangle. Ew. And it's um, it's like the devil's triangle. A little bit. It's a little devilish. A little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a I recognized it. I was like, I recognized that name, those names, but I couldn't remember from where. And it turns out that they were serial killers. Burke and hair?

In Scotland. Burke and hair murders, right. Series of 16 murders committed over a period of about 10 months in 1828. And what they were doing was they were killing people and then selling their bodies to a doctor. Because there was a demand for cadavers, Scott, a shlaw required the corpses used for medical research, should only come from those with died in prison, suicide victims or foundlings and orphans. How about that? Orphids.

Yeah. It's like if you kill yourself. That's a rough addition to the list. Kill yourself, you die in prison. Or you got no parries. You got no one that loves you. Yeah. Shortage of corpses led to an increase in grave robbing by what we're known as resurrection

men. And what they would do is they would rob the graves. I found this out when I went to the Surgeon's Museum. They would rob the graves and they would like any jewelry or money they would leave behind because technically taking the body wasn't a crime, but taking the possessions was. Okay. So they would leave all the valuable shit behind and just take the body and sell it. So these guys, Burke and Harris started killing people, killing people and selling the

bodies to this doctor some doctor they received what was for them the generous sum of seven pounds I Question for you go when do you think it's? Acceptable to name like how long is that how long it's had to be a hundred years in between the murders Is before you name something after murder. It's got to be a pretty long time. You can't open the OJ Simpson pub.

Yeah, but what like, I was gonna say, what about that, what about that, that like the Jeffrey Dahmer pub? Yeah, yeah, it was like that's like the, remember to Lake and that other that that Asian dude. Oh, Leonard Lake and Charles Eng, yeah. So can you imagine the opening strip? Like a hundred years from now would it be okay

to open up that strip pub, the Lincoln England club? I looked it up, I looked it up because I was like, I'm like, is it like a serial killer museum? Like what the fuck, why would they name it after these guys? And I looked it up because I'm like, I'm not going there if it's just a regular strip club, then it turned out to be a regular strip club. It's just named after these guys.

Nah, I didn't go. But I thought the same thing. I was like, can you imagine trying to the outrage? Well, it's okay, but I'm saying a hundred years from now, though, would there be outrage? Like, will? I think people, who the fuck is that? People right now people might be like, who the fuck is that? Well, not many people know the Birken and Stoff and for a Berk and Harriah.

Um, they're not that stuck. Berk and Stoff murder. Hey, man. I'm gonna fucking drown you in patchouli oil, dude. But they're not, but they're not recognizable names to the top, only to, only to the serial killer officianado, such as yourself is going to, it's gonna get jar that. So, so what's the benefit?

I don't know, but it's not saying, but like in 100 years, Will, Adammer, Will, The Lakenings, Will they become as

like the Jack the Rooking Club? Yeah, Will they become the Boogie Men of that time? And there's no fear of offending somebody or being or it being in poor taste. I don't know, I mean, I don't know. I mean, history says yes. I mean, right?

I mean, it happened. It happened. But I mean, but there's, but now there's so much more, you can look up photos. Well, you can look up. You don't get to represent victims. I think, yeah, because they're pretty fucked up. Yeah, you're right.

But also that no families of the victims would be alive right now to be like, what the fuck? But in a hundred years, like you say, everyone is gonna be like, well, they'll be like who? But I think those guys, like if you're gonna talk tag teaming serial killers, like, I don't know. There's not that many. And there's not that many that are well known.

Like the Menendez brothers. Yeah. Oh, the Menendez brothers cafe. Menendez brothers, childcare facilities. Yeah, oh the man end his brothers cafe Or old folks home. Yeah senior development Oh the man end his brothers rest in peace home. What do you think you about me about brah the whole the whole Soul bullshit You did hold the whole soul bullshit Everything I said yeah

I mean I believe that mean dance Nothing anything you said isn't true, but you don't believe there's a haunted tavern You don't believe that your ale may be thrown against the wall if you're not got your fingers on it. I have to see that on my own. The only glasses of endpints that I saw falling to the floor were because people were wasted and knocking them to the floor. I didn't say anything flying against walls or any of that shit. It was a decidedly unhaunted atmosphere. I mean, let's be honest, there's never been any video documentation of ale levitating off the table and flying against the wall.

Not that I know. It's just the way to make more people into the pub, right? Yeah. I swear. Yeah, they're like, here's a fucking American, the asshole that dumb look on his face. I'm like, I hear it's haunted. I think kids get killed here.

Now that you mention it, yeah, behind that brick wall. I'm like, cool. They find a show. One of the funniest things that I've ever heard, comedians say Adam Sandler said, he said he was taking a dick pick, right? He took a dick and it was a ghosted it so he couldn't show anybody because he didn't like the way the picture came out of his dick so he was going on about the quandary of having proof of ghosts but not being able to show anybody because

his dick was in the photo that's actually pretty funny yeah it's a pretty funny setup doesn't say when it opened but I'm seeing like 2016, 2015. I love it. There used to be these bars in Manhattan. There's only one left called the Slotter Lamb, but they used to be Slotter Lamb. Oh no, Jacqueline Hyde is open to. Slotter Lamb, Jacqueline Hyde, Knight Gallery, and Jack the River pub. Are these four horror themed pubs in

Manhattan and now there's only two there's only two down there in the village and they had things like that like they had things that were moved and and spooky things and the walls would believe and shit like that and they would do what what they they had special effects or you mean they told you okay no no they it was themed okay, but some of them were Grungeier than others like it was pretty fucking cool drunk You never felt for it, but it did create an atmosphere that was like kind of cool and to find the bathroom You have to go into this library and push the right book like it was fucking crazy

And it's not there anymore, huh? That sounds pretty cool like that. But you know, Jack, gentlemen, hide still there and slow down. Lamb is there, but not the other two. And one year we were going to the Jack the Ripper and they were pulling this body out like in a movie like on a stretcher with a white sheet over it. And for sure, I thought, because it did stuff like that props and stuff like that, I was like, this is fucking awesome, they have a fake body being carted out and it wasn't, it was an actual death. That happened in the apartment above it and they were getting the body out and we were all just laughing. That's fucking awesome in the empty guy, I was like, no, guys, it's not, it's not. But do you, uh, as a, but knowing, you know,

of having your mind opened to the realms of the unexplained, are you ready to say there are no haunted pubs? No, I'm not ready to say that at all. No, but what about the, this one? Well, if Brian had seen something, I'd be able to believe it. It sound like a lot of talk, no show. Jeff, what do you think are there haunted pubs? No. No. No.

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I knew something you were interested in and I want to apologize for a couple years ago. Or I don't even know was a couple years ago, but I scoffed at you. I might have dreamed of scoffed at me. And I came down on you. I don't think you were here, Q. One, one, you filled in on an overkill and I asked you to bring a story and you brought a story about and you want to talk about pyramids. And I didn't want to talk about pyramids

because I was like, it's so played out. You could, you know, I was like, no one gives a fuck about pyramids, it's like the one of the, you know, it's, it's just, it's like, and it's like the top 10 most played out mystery topic of all time, right? The pyramids, you know, all that bullshit. But something has happened that, do you still wanna know how the pyramids were built?

No, no, I know how to, I'm Jewish. I'm pretty much sure how the pyramids were built. A couple uncles who died on the job. Wait a minute, you said, wait a minute, you just, now you're saying you know how they were built. I wouldn't, of course. Of course. Okay. Uncle Mordecai, Uncle cool. Of course. I'm com board a guy on Comi as well.

Of course you know how the pyramids were built. Do you remember what, just like like last year he came to it, the overkill was like, I want to talk about the pyramids, I don't know how it happened, you know, it's just so fucked up that it could. As far as, no, no, I know how they were built, as far as like how the certain things were inside of it, how certain hieroglyphics were written, when there's no light able to get down there, you know, that's the stuff. So how they get, how they get those stones up to the top,

I'm ready to tell you how they did it. And it wasn't because of your, your uncle's uncle's in there. Did you get the guy at the one in pub? No. I'm serious. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's is. Do you're a Luminati eye?

What is mocking you? You bring him a topic. I thought you'd be a, you're, I thought you'd be into this. I thought you'd be like on, on the edge of your sense. Well, I am. Okay. Have you ever heard of Nabir? I bend out sumad.

It's your cousin, right? Another real name of apocalypse. Fucking mute. It's not the character from the X-Men queue. Okay, it sounds like it's only. It's only the world's most renowned Egyptologist. Okay. What do you think I might tension?

What do you think he studies? What do you think his expertise is pyramids, pharaohs, all that shit. He's a professor and he has come to the conclusion that pyramids were built with the help. And this is the most world-renowned professor in the world. Get ready for this This is the most world-renowned professor in the world. Get ready for this. Tamed dinosaurs. Whoa, like fucking bedrock, like fucking the gravel pit. It is essentially a threat flinchstone.

And he says that they, because he has found this papyri, you ever heard papyri? It's what they wrote on. It's all over the inside the pyramids. You know how you're talking about the hieroglyphics and stuff? Papyrus? Papyri? Papyri?

Papyri? Papyri? Papyri? Papyri? Papyri? Papyri? Papyri? Papyri?

Papyri? Papyri? Papyri? Papyri? Papyri? papare talks about your your your listening to Walton terms of pronunciation. Well, I'm not fucking it's not papyrus. Right. That's paper. Right. It's something this is some sort of scrolls. And there's talk of they that they had help from the Godbeasts. And they talk about how the Godbeast lived under water and could walk on land and it was so strong it could lift the blocks and put into place. In a desert.

It wasn't... What do you mean? It was about the Nile, bro. It wasn't all... It was... It was succulent. The Nile is full of... I'm not so...

I'm going back. I think I'm starting to sleep. I think my ancestors are older than the pyramids there. I'm not saying that they didn't have slaves doing it too, but the discovery of the H. of papyri and 26 stone cosmetic palettes bearing carved decoration and hieroglyphic writings was made a few kilometers outside of modern Cairo. This team of researchers believed that the caves Served some kind of boat storage depot back 4,600 years ago and they talk about the god beast the the raw Netca

It was basically like a brana source That we know today And it was docile enough that they could get it to lift stones and put into place Hmm is there any evidence? No, well, there's evidence is right there on the hieroglyphics and And the right Why do we why are we so quick to believe everything else that they write about oh, okay? Well, that's how they made fucking Pottery and shit, but yet when they talk about the dinosaurs, then like, no, this must have been,

this must, this obviously was bullshit. We're gonna have to come around. I heard you like dinosaurs didn't exist. Right, and that's why I'm always been, I've always been fluid in my beliefs though. Like if I see your stuff, not your gender, but your beliefs. But if I read or see something that makes me go,

okay, things that make you go. I'll go, all right, well then, I'm'm not so like it's not written in stone for me. I'll Okay, so now it's now I can. But you said it was written in stone on the pump. I'm at me though. He's good. I met me though. I'm talking about like I didn't believe in dinosaurs. This is what it may look like you. Okay. How big is it? Yeah. Look at that. What? What is it? I would lift it. okay how what what why are we but we can believe other higher glyphics right when they show them

doing everything else on the mundane part of their lives but we have when they show the moon beast were like oh well they must have just and brana sources to me the faces are like a tiger's or jaguars or cats why would you do

i'm sure you said that's right i'm going with the third it's not a Or cats That's a cat head look at the face this is a long neck. I never saw a cat with a neck that long This is crazy, but now it's proof positive that Scientists have thought that men did not live with dinosaurs They saw a picture Oh supposedly true look This is supposedly true. Look at that. Supposedly true. We're sad if that not a Loch Ness monster type fucking creature.

But you know how much has changed since we were a little kid. Or a salamander if that's the head. Looks like a rat and that's a tail. Well, you just stepped on something while they were pouring the concrete. This discovery was this discovery occurs decades after paleontologists have an earth, the first fossils of a colossal new species of dinosaur in Egypt, one of the heaviest creatures to have ever walked the earth. They have bones, they have pictures of the bones.

Yeah, that's, this is all true shit. This is all, this is all a genomic stuff. This guy is not some like a, dude a year ago, we were like, hey, how'd they build the fucking... And now he's bringing it to you. Now I tell you how, and you're just like, and you're not impressed at all. You sound like you're mad. He's like the wonders gone.

Who cares? You're the fact that now, also there's proof that men walk the alongside dinosaurs. Something that we have been told by so I'm sure this has been on the news somewhere Because it's Don't you think that's pretty important that they've said that you know So basically you're saying that man and dinosaur walked the earth when they were supposed to be millions of years apart from each other

How often how many times have have scientists had the gaunt gone back and what they told us since we were kids? Okay, well, you know what what we thought was true actually isn't true now we believe this is how it happened Why is it so hard to believe that dinosaurs a man walked to earth together? So you're saying that dinosaurs Were the only ones around that could lift up those stones and build them who else good? Okay, how big is the Giza pyramid to the top? That's one long fucking neck. How long is it, you know? It's a lot longer than a Bronosaurus's neck.

Well, again, but he had a platform. They built a, they get the dinosaur. I just told you it was docile and trained. They let, they would get it to climb up to a certain point. And then it would just build a like, we'll help you build a, how do you train a dinosaur? I was also, you said the heaviest dying the heaviest being ever so that's one that that that must have a lot of quite a payload. Hey how much could it lift?

Well where's Evan? Do they do they say where Evan says of of these creatures bones bodies? Yeah they found bones. They found bones. They found bones. The height was 481 feet. The The great pyramid of these four hundred and eighty feet. Okay, so how tall is the Sears tower? Yeah, you're talking about the story is ten feet, buddy. Right. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah, you're right. So 48 Yeah, okay, huge So you're saying that okay, so that the height alone makes you go. It's not possible You think a dinosaur They could use those things up there

They could use them like steps so they just make sense it would be just it would be like what we consider like a gigantic like Oh, that's like a hundred feet in between steps. That's just like little baby steps for a fucking dinosaur For moon dog When you carry a whole, no, God be, God be, what? When you carry a six ton brick up there, they could carry a whole bunch of, put it right on like, but how do you know that?

This is the fear, which, the higher glyphics in the papyri, that's why they found the bones there because if it is, it's that is fiery, trying to lift the fucking thing up. Then they hired my boys to go and finish the job. They didn't hire him.

They didn't try to do that. So you're, so you're, so you're saying it's impossible. This can't even possibly be true. I don't believe that. So I'm a Jeff. I thought, yeah, I mean, I'm gonna start to wonder about your brain. You think you took too much iodine? But when you're talking about though, but when you have He took too much iodine. So. But when you're talking about the, when you have people with stature saying it, and you show you the pictures,

because like I said, you're willing to believe whatever picture is shown on there, as long as it's not two outlanders, right? The pyramids are there. They exist. Right. Okay. The pictures are real. Moonbeast picture is real, right?

The moonbeast? Well, that picture that he showed up, I don't think that's a dinosaur. The head doesn't look like a dinosaur. It looks more like a cat than a... The papyri describes a beast, a colossal god beast that lived in the water, Brontosaurus, and walked on land. Brontosaurus. In all fairness, when you say picture, it's an etching and stone, not like a photograph. Right. But yet we have discovered and we have... Petrogue, isn't like the shape that it is,

isn't like the shape of the object. But how much information have we gleaned from the hieroglyphics to tell us how... A lot. How they live back then, right? Gleaned, yes. Quite a bit. Okay, so yet, but certain things were like,

well, that can't be true, but this is true. Dude, I believe it. I think that Sunday Jeff is the one who's the, the denier. Look at those moonbeats. He's a dino denier. I think you've seen moonbeats. Is that the head of a cat or a head of a... It's definitely not the neck of a cat.

That's a dinosaur neck with the face of a cat. Why would you like to cat, though? They call it it the tail. Well the Egyptians were totally in the cat. You don't think that you don't think that a Bronnister has had a tail. Tail must have been as long than a concord. They said that all cats came from Egypt. Really? Yeah, that they all come from this one species of. The whole thing is to messaged the cats all came from a substance like a cat's tail. cat she's a cat head and out in the desert that is still alive really yeah okay let me circle like a shadow like an ock it looks like yeah it looks like the body

look at the tail looks like it I mean basically it looks like a giraffe cat okay the papyri describes the beast says with that I believe that Tam beasts of burden who eat the Nile grass whose tail when lashed can kill an army of men and whose necks reach out towards the sky Which lead us to believe the creature could depict a species of Brontosaurus Mr could depict a species of Brannosaurus, Mr. leaders to believe. Right, but that's all, that's all when you talk about when you go see the museum in natural history,

you think that everything that's written in air is gospel and it's all what what leaves us to believe these conclusions. I don't really, I'm saying it's what I can say. Like I know the mummies are there. I know they have the caskets. I know the sarcophagus. Those are there. How do you say they have evidence of that?

They have evidence of the pyramid okay, but they also have evidence of Of this of the god beast now Jerry lose or whatever does classes, but they have evidence of the god beast They in the hieroglyphics if you but if you are to believe that the hieroglyphics are true and you do Why are you why are you, why are you willing? Somebody wrote them. I'm just saying that looking at that picture, that you just show me. Does the neck is long, but I'm saying if you look at the tail, the tail looks like it's more of a hat.

Okay. What about the papyrido, the papyrus states? You're not taking the papyrino into account, so they just be sub burden. Okay. He's not telling the jackass who eat the Nile grass whose tail and last can kill an army of men. Okay. What cat when it's when it when it wags his tail is going to kill an army of men. Yeah.

Benjamin doesn't hurt when he weighs his tail. He's next reach out to touch the to touch the sky. Hey, explain that. Yeah. Come on. Hmm. You got no answer. It's long-necked, long-tailed vegetarian could have

straddled a modern African elephant, says experts. We can't speculate if this is the species of dinosaur that may have lived amongst ancient Egyptians, but fossil remains are fairly prevalent in the Nile region and these amphibious beasts were definitely coming in the area at one time Where can we where can we see these bones? I want to see what the bones go on the internet did you get pictures or no? I don't have pictures of that I got picture of what he looked like I didn't think you want to see bones

With dinosaurs it looks like the fucking cover of the DVD we're walking with dinosaurs. It looks like land before time But that's what it would look like though. Yeah, that's a promise or it doesn't that make more sense Dinosaur bones then what we've been told in school That people actually built the pyramids. Yeah, cuz it's not possible that people built it Why is it not possible the cool? How could they have lifted those stones at high look up how they built the pyramids? Oh look at that Those are some dinosaur bones Found in Egypt. They look like what Walt's describing. Let, he said that doesn't look like the one. Oh, yeah. He's kind of short though. Well, I mean, you got to figure the

exaggerated for the, for the hieroglyphics, but that could do it. That could carry a, but can he put the block on top of a 500 foot? Yeah. See, I thought it was a series of like levers and no. No, it was a dinosaur. That beast, what I find even more fascinating is that it was teamed and docile though. That'd be cool, right? Right. Why is he smashing our music people then?

Because they told him to. He was trying to do it. Why don't we do that against North Korea? Send a fucking dinosaur over there. Send a moon beast out start wrecking house. You know, there's the only dinosaur I know, it's Sunday Jeff and his auntie. There's a lot of money. That's the secret of the war of how the killers were built.

You're fucking bullshit dinosaur, fucking flinched on. Fuck. This is what we were taught in school. This is the lie amongst many that we were told. This is the lie? That's the lie. This just took a little bit more than the last is the lie that amongst many that we were told. This is the lie? That's the lie. This just look a little bit more than the last is the truth. The one he just told you.

I mean, I just like to keep an open mind about these things, Jeff. You may be pre-pression kissing telescope. I wouldn't have agreed with you, but now I don't know. I just typed in how the pair merge about. So far, I have not seen a picture of a guy. Is that is that? Is there proof positive there is no other way that it could have been built but other there I found the real deal there's the proof right there

What oh, that's a good picture of it's an alien an alien ship, but there's a lot of speculation. Would you agree? I don't believe dinosaurs would Would you wait, but don't don't touch the question. There's a lot of speculation About how the pyramids are built Hello, no, there's no speculation out there Yeah, apparently there is Cute before today. Did you know did you know a hundred percent how the pyramids are built now Brian? I didn't what's up? Did you know before today? Did you know exactly like you could say with with a hundred percent conviction?

This is how the pyramids are built now not before not before this podcast now zoom bitch There's the other dinosaur. There you go. It's over something. It's you've been zoomed. It's over. You had your chance and then you're fucking pulling up. It's on the floor.

Yeah, but never do. It's on the books. Time to source. Dinoshoors. Make sure I check that out tomorrow. See if they change the books by tonight. Well, they don't want to change the books. You know why?

Because it costs so much money to change the books. We're still recording, right it. Oh yeah. Okay. You like you believe everything that's been in your textbooks. No, I don't believe a lot of shit. Then why then why are you so like so like aggressive. I'm going to take fucking answer that's why that dinosaurs were alive in the fucking desert heat with barely any fucking. It wasn't that hot back then. Are you crazy?

It was before global warming. What you always put your fucking tentacles. You think that you think Egypt was as hot as it was today back then? It was all lush. It was a jungle. It was beautiful. Yeah, there was a jungle back then. Did you see the Ten Commandments? Was it a Niddy's movie? Yeah, we saw it. I don't think it was the age. I think it was literally early. I think it was a six. Did you see the ten? I love this silence when he's trying to think.

You know, here I think that long that long stretch You never so I take a minute you should see it why It's a great movie Trotten Heston. I know it's all bullshit, but you know, there's not a dinosaur inside The dinosaur pulls a chariot, leaves them the victory. Oh, where's the dinosaur? Oh, sorry, son, I had to expose it. I should have done that. What?

It just actually, it's Jurassic Park that one building does look like a pyramid now. I think so. I would say that. Oh, good. It's f- It's f- I've worked told you it was fucking

that answer, you believe him. He's just like your fucking friend. He's a juvenile. Yeah, he's not gonna believe in a Gentile. That's right. He's a juvenile. Yeah, he's a juvenile. Yeah, he's a juvenile.

He's a juvenile. Yeah, he's a juvenile. Yeah, he's a juvenile. Yeah, he's a juvenile. Yeah, he's a juvenile. Yeah, he's a juvenile. Yeah, he's a juvenile. Yeah, he's a juvenile. Yeah, he're talking about it. Now you're, you might have me thinking a little bit. And that's what I'm here to do. Okay. Make you think and make the listeners think. I hope this doesn't lead into dyslexia.

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