Tell Em Steve-Dave - #334: Shave and a Haircut

Episode Date: April 28, 2017

Bry & Q make the headline on Hollywood's top news sites, Hitlearn something new, Bry goes to dinner with the Flanagans. Music: Famous Fred and the Creatures Unknown - Ganda

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Oh my god, yes! Ha ha! Ming cradles his balls and tongues his tape while Mike fuckin' polishes the head. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave with me with Wal with Q and Sunday Jeff is still here. Bring it out. Yeah, my friends. Nothing's nice. Sunday Jeff decides to sit in. Well, it's Sunday Jeff here. I got a convoc issue. I want to bring up. Comic book, like an issue of comics or issue relating to comics Secret Empire

You guys a hip to this just came out Recently, yes, this is you know what secret empire is right? Is this the the controversial one with the anti-Semitism Lich's anti-Semitism and anti-Alasian That was X-Men gold. Yeah, that was X-Men right? Yeah, I met that guy who did it. No, where he was all right He was in Scotland or something. I met him somewhere. He kept you already hates the Jews-Men, right? Yeah, I met that guy who did it. No, where? He was all right. I think he was in Scotland or something. I met him somewhere. Do you keep your right? He hates the Jews.

Oh, does he? Yeah. Oh, I don't know that. I don't think you met the artist who did that. He's not showing his face. No. Yeah. Maybe I met somebody.

Maybe it wasn't him. I'm assuming it wasn't him. I'm going around with the fucking anti-Semite. I mean, well, what do I know? Seems alright to me. You're just on a show. I know. What do you think about it? He seems to talk about it. They're awful. More so than us even. Is it he think you were with the beard? Did he think you were like an iman or something? Yeah, he was just like, hey man, can you point me to the nearest mosque?

I can go hate on some Jews. I was like, huh? Yeah, right on there. Now, I must have not met them then. I thought Mike and Ming said it was this guy in Scotland. Maybe it was some other dude, who the fuck knows. But I did hear though that there's profiteering going on. Well, that issue goes up, man. Issues going for 20 bucks now. Because they destroyed all the money. Because they destroyed it.

They destroyed it all, right? Because they pumped all the additions with the antize. Ming bought a bunch of carpets. Yeah, yeah, he sold them to me. I would judge me, except now I know it's being funneled into it. If someone's gonna make money off of it, right? I mean, all the issues are now being pumped. Right.

There's a demand for it. It's only that window is very small. Something Jeff, would you sell that? Because like it came in two or three, we have already did so. Probably multiple copies. He's just following orders. Now, what was what was the artist drew like? He put some anti- numbers. There's a, nice. That's a

caran the quotes caran verses on the on the shirt of some of the characters. He also had maybe some graffiti. Kitty Kitty pride who's Jewish was standing in in front of a city street scene and added jewelry store behind it. The jewelry and then I got cut off by her

and then they moved the baseball bat because somebody was up at plate and was hitting the ball. And the bat was right over Kitty Bride's head. So they digitally lowered it. So this is like a fundamentalist artist or somebody who has some fundamentalist of very strong beliefs

Muslim gentlemen who had but he's got to know that like I don't think you know I don't know that's pretty like somebody analyze that shit big Yeah, I picked out all that stuff. Oh really? Yeah, they had to find it all and put all the put the puzzle together Is that was that movie with Tom Hanks First go no, no, he's running around solving puzzles and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit and shit You're not talking about this so secret empire Brian. What's going on is this is You tell me what you think of this story is this captain America. Yeah, I saw you sucking his dick on Twitter Yeah, I was sucking captain America's dick on on Twitter The artist or the writer the writer the writer the right expense right so he's been writing this storyline in which

Captain America through the use of a cosmic cube, wait, this is right up your alley. I feel like an older gift, I'm giving it. I was like, I like something, it's like you're stuck in a stick. And I'm just like, yeah. All right. So he wrote that the Red Skull got his hand, Red Skull got his hands on a cosmic cube,

used it to rewrite history, where Captain America was always a secret hydra agent. And now he's making his big move to take over the United States with Hydra. He moved all the pieces into place. He became the director of shield. He got the United States to seed all authority to shield. And with that, he comes out as the master of Hydra takes over the United States. The powerful ruling the week is Hydra's new thing.

Really? And people are up in arms. Of course, you want to guess why? Of course. Have any guesses as to why people are having a hard time taking it? It feels too real. Yeah. People are saying it's a, it's a, it's a, uh, it's a lot of, uh, real world,

too real world. The saying it's a betrayal by Marvel Comics. Oh, okay. And that they, that a lot of people in this time would be looking to Captain America for hope and inspiration and instead to find out that he's a bad guy. You mean that fake guy? Yeah.

The whole time he's been plotting against us with a fake plot. How can we trust again? No, he's going to be fucking undone, yes. I mean, these are the same people that cried when Superman died. Yeah. He's never coming back. Yeah. Yeah.

Hopefully. He was my guy. I'll be fine. I remember if I remember being a star. come back. Yeah. They are. He was my guy. I remember if I remember being in the store hearing that shit. He was my guy. And it was almost crying. I want to go over and just be like turning my card as a collector because I was like you're an embarrassment. You're an embarrassment. You should have just pulled his card not turned yours in.

Because people are there consoling him. They were consoling him at the store I was at. I just wanted to... What story? I was at the store that there's like, this anymore. That would have been... Ah, okay. I'm middle-town.

All right. And this dude's like, he's fucking... I must have been in my 20s when he died. So, and this dude was in his 40s and he was like crying. I mean, I couldn't see tears rolling down his cheeks but his voice was cracking. Right, and there's other people like him, and he's still, he's gonna be your guy still, don't worry.

You'll see. He's, oh my God. Oh my God. Doesn't it thank you just go like, like, where's that guy now? Like, what if this affected him, this boy? Like, yeah, like, it got for affected him, this point? Like, yeah. Like, it's got for a bit a real family member, Dio.

So he was, he was my guy, he was my dad. It's fucking weird. But the same thing goes like, we've talked about on TV. We're like somebody does. We know somebody that cried over a comic book death, no. Was it cute? No, no. It's cute.

Of dark Phoenix. I mean, he's gone on TV. Oh Mike. Oh yeah, yeah, it's true. Well, it all fair. He was 12 or 40. Even I get to get back on that one. Yeah, still. Yeah, forgive a young like Zapsick. You know hormones and everything. Playing it could have been raging that day. You don know what yeah his feminine side a little bit of a period no I don't mean a feminine way but like you know how you boys can get you can get the you know the moody too when they're going through a puberty yeah usually it's rage that it's not fucking tearing up at a fucking comic book character dying like I remember smashing for the fucking like side mirrors off cars for no reason not crying about fucking Snuffy Smith's fucking grandpa

List of years like right now is got to fucking Google Snuffy Smith. Yeah, that'sin' this dude's old. Why am I listening to him? But you're upset by this queue? That all about our plan. I don't like that public opinion seems to be turning on Marvel in the storyline. Marvel's taking a lot of hits for some bad comments, some horrible PR comments coming out from them well you're talking about the diversity thing But why they know lots of say the truth if that's the truth you don't know that's a truth

It's speculating all the fucking truth Well, they know that the sales aren't good, but they're speculating is why they all said that they're hearing from People that the reason that they're not buying is because of the diversity initiative. So if that's what they're here. Because wait a second. So Marvel is making it more diverse that people are getting mad at that. Marvel, well, like look, you got your... It's tranny guy.

Well, you guys get Thor is not Thor. Thor is a woman. Bruce Banner is not the Hulk. Hulk's Korean, Korean kid. And then Jennifer Walters is now called the Hulk sure female Hulk black Spider-Man Miles now now some of these are great characters Iron Man replaced by a teenage black girl, right Nick Fury is now black So basically there's no more like white guy super captain America's black Marvel has gone

white guy super captain america's black marvel has gone they more so than any company has definitely embraced diversity yes so no i would say we're but but a very very ill-time comment by the uh... by whoever whoever it was somebody big at the marvel to say that that's why sales are what are that that's our like sales are said but maybe it's that maybe it's not though I mean they don't they don't know that that's a speculation speculation on that's what they're hearing from people it can't be it can't possibly be story let me just let me just let me just let me just let me

I won't read I won't read like I have a red venom in forever okay but now venom is back to being Eddie Brock. Now I'm like fuck, now I want to root Venom again. Well what was Venom, when he wasn't Eddie Brock, who was Venom? He was flesh Thompson, then he was a new guy, some new guy. He was a scorpion league garden, wasn't for well. I had no interest in reading whatsoever. Now he's Eddie Brock again, I'm like that, I want to fucking read.

But that doesn't play into the no my point is this argument a lot it dot it's not a diversity thing to me i'm just like i want to read the characters that i know that you grew up with so to me totally awesome hook although i do like amadeus chose a character i don't like it as a hulk i'm i don't read it right but that i think that's that's more because of your age and and because you grew up with a character, loving a character,

not seeing that character. Right. In the sense that you fell in love with them in, right. But I'm causing you to cause you not to buy that character. Right. But now look now, somebody could be like, I don't think anybody's saying like, I'm not reading an Asian Hulk like I don't think anybody's saying like I'm not reading a nation Hulk I don't think so either but I think that's what they're saying by the fact that they've taken these these Likes and so much characters and change them in the Nate in the name of diversifying the brand

It's push people like me away. I have nothing against a fucking I like I'm a day's show I think he's a great character fucking awesome character don't like him as a Hulk So I'm not reading Hulk. But isn't it also to point to the eat? It's the easy way to though to push, not push, but to introduce characters is to take an existing character's name and then slap it on a female or a different ethnicity. Sure. Create characters that are like keep your core characters. This create new good characters that are diverse though. Isn't that the way to The way to do it. Well, it could work like Malzmer Alice the spider-man. I think he's a great character

Think you have to be spider-man. No, he could have been a different character But I think their point to that is that you're not gonna be attention right me to catch 21 Is that what it's called? 22. San is not going to pay attention to it. It's my story of my whole life. I'm always close. But what they're learning is that people are like, well, I don't want to read. I don't want to read M.D. show as a Hulk. I don't want to read. It looks like I'm going to cover band. Yeah. It's like, I don't want to read these characters. Sometimes it sometimes it works. You got your Wally West, but the Marvel universe you fell in love with. Yeah. Is it's actually bunker dream.

I mean, it's all white characters though. Marvel universe wasn't very diverse when you're growing up. I agree. So what do you say, what are you to do? You know, you got it. You got to you got to sell comics to the whole world. Not just cute. Yeah, but are you saying that you can't?

But now you're taking your entire audience fan base, I mean, which is probably mostly white guys. And white girls, I would say, and then to a lesser extent, you know. I don't think it's ever been more diverse on audience for complex in there is right now. Of course not, but when you're talking about your hardcore readership, I don't think it's ever been more diverse audience for complex in areas right now. Of course not, but when you're talking about your hardcore readership, aren't you talking

about mostly white males that aren't even younger? They're probably older like... Sure, I just go by reverse. I don't know. I would have... Who the fuck's walking through the door? You tell me. I would have...

I would have... I would have... I would have... Asian Holt. Very fucking... We all white guys. The reservists reserve is the reserve is the reserve is We have we have a rainbow we do have a bit of a rainbow. Yeah, but um, that's a good That's but this I wouldn't base what was coming in this door though on the rest of the country though

I can't do that that would not be fair Yeah, because nobody else is can always going into those other fucking stories probably no that's not true I mean that's not right I'll shit all over don't it's all it's all about achieving everybody again a slice of the pie yeah yeah okay it's kind of books are too good to just be to be a hidden secret I agree with you 100% but like obviously Something's not working from Marvel And and they may be hearing people like me being like I don't want to read Amadeus show as a Hulk And it's just like and that could be translated as That homeboy doesn't like Korean hoax. I think of the honeymoon is remake in a movie

Korean How about that though? Yeah, but again, no, I point to, that's the quick and easy answer for like, well, how do we make things more diverse and all entertainment, not all entertainment, but some forms entertainment. And slapping a honey motor's label on a group of, you know, on a different cast of characters or different race is just too easy. Like, why don't you just do something of quality? Well, it's also like in a way isn't it also like somewhat insulting? I think so.

Where it's just like, look, if you're going to represent me, Korean Hulk guy or black Iron Man girl. Can I stand on my own two feet? Yeah, but but but they're like people will buy these titles But why change the court counter? Regardless why cuz it gets stale you gotta change it up he changed the stories Well, then you make Captain America a fucking bad guy and now yeah, you got people crying about it I don't know meanwhile. That's a fucking awesome storyline captain America goes evil goes rogue And I'm not she United States like that's a fucking awesome storyline Captain America goes evil goes rogue and I'm not you she I did states like that's pretty fucking dope. How do you think you think he'll stay?

No, of course that it's all tied into a comp costume now But what about the guys who are very upset by this and you don't you don't think that they have a right to be like That's my guy. Obviously anyone crying A right to be like that's my guy. Have you seen anyone crying? I don't think that real comic book fans, this is where I have an issue. I think the people who are being... And why are you taking it with Sunday Chaffell?

No, I need to figure this out. You don't care about comics, and no one knows what I want to talk about comics. Sunday, but you're getting, you're gonna, I think I know you're going here. Are you ready to say anybody who doesn't, or anybody who doesn't like a good story is not a, or a story. No, no, no, no.

I'm saying the people who are getting politically offended by it are not not real comic fans because What are you talking about like it's a fucking storyline? You're a brave man. That's been done before love how you go out and put put yourself out Watch when I get the call later. You should probably cut all that out I got a brand to make Sunday Jeff was even asking to have that less shit cut out We had the common deer is At the Versa fight I just Michael and then

Because in the articles I'm reading a people being well-captored America was was was created by a Jewish man so to have him working with essentially the Nazis is a disrespect to the creator and it's just like what the fuck are you talking about like what are you talking about you don't know anything about comics if that's if that's the flag that you're planting you know nothing you don't realize that at a certain point Either a it's it's a long con that he's been doing to save the world or be it's not Captain America at all or see He was brainwashed and he's gonna come out of it and he's going to save the world No, be good in which case. He's a victim by the way If they use the cosmic cube to fuck with his mind he's a victim

like so so he's not even the bad guy exactly but but you know what I don't like Trump so Captain America can't be a fucking bad guy oh man you still get killed get up there baby get up there preach motherfucker I'm getting nervous I'm afraid he may be assassinated for the views. Like, he'll be giving a speech out in fucking New York somewhere and fucking. I mean, you should go to Berkeley with this shit, my burger.

Yeah, I'm going to. They won't let me preach there. They don't like my type there. The people who like Secret Empire. Your controversial is Milo. My question is, will Captain America under this regime lower taxes? That's my question. That is the issue that I'm trying to figure out. No, I just find it funny, like there's all these think pieces written about it. And I read them and I'm like, this is clearly someone who has never fucking read a comic book with like, and reviews about it are either reviews about it or just think pieces about the politics behind it.

And it's just like never once they mentioned is a good, is an interesting storyline. Like what's happening to the characters and what happened to the good guys that are fighting against none of that. It's just like you shouldn't be writing stuff like this now because more than ever we need Captain America to be standing up for democracy. It's like what the fuck what are you talking about it's just like

what are you talking about exactly what the fuck are you talking about asshole like don't you what you wouldn't like to debate that person one-on-one i would but i would come out looking like a bad guy because you just think it would be some other it would be no nonsense though you would be like look you fucking moron yeah it would be it would be some other it would be no nonsense though You would be like look you fucking moron. Yeah, it would be it would be like are you he might you might get the chance now if this goes viral Yeah, if you're rant goes viral

You may have to put up or shut up. Okay, let's get a little done though. I'm sure he No, no, no, no, no, you can't bring in somebody busy You know, don't horn about being vegan. I don't think it'd be fair. I think it'd be fair to bring in someone like somebody who wrote one of the articles you dislike. Okay. That would be a more of a more.

Yeah. And then we'll bring in the Muslim dude to fucking debate Sunday, Jeff. Oh, I wouldn't fucking interview that guy. Mm hmm. Yeah. So the ISO comics, they should be trying to land that interview, right?

Yeah. They should be going after that, dude. Hard. Fuckin' come on. What else like that? What else? Softball shit. It's softball shit.

Oh my god. Yes. It'll take on the fucking tough issue. Episode one? Since they stole the song and first played it, the first note. The first note of the song they stole from us That was when they went I don't believe that I don't believe that they went softball they went they went they went totally PC I

Believe so I mean I haven't read They don't do the hard news. They just go after the the low-lying fruit They don't do the hard news. They just go after the the low laying fruit Lying low lying fruit low hanging fruit guys I think that if they got the opportunity to interview the Muslim dude. Yeah, they would blow him He would blow them up They would I don he would blow them up I don't believe no way No way really chance

You think Mike would go in over softball questions for that guy Cute, what do you think? I think my chief he shows under my guy like I I think it's difficult to go after people when you're in the same room is them because when you see connect to people on a human level I just think it's hard to walk go after Sunday jump Different like a stranger like it's easy to talk shit. We deal with but when you get one-on-one when people I think it's hard to like see them as less than human You know, no, he's not less than human, but I would be like, why did you do it? Like why would you write all that anti-Semitic shit in there? I don't get it. Like why would you do that? I don't think Michael asked that.

Right. How could you not? That's the only reason he's there! You have to ask that question. I don't, I just, I'm going to, I'm going to back my guy even though it's, you know, we know not, they're, we never know because like guys not gonna submit to an interview anyway right certainly not to them oh everybody oh my god yes Ming cradles his balls and tongues his tape while Mike fucking polishes the head ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha credibility. Yeah, and just chat on it. You just chat on them. Wait, in an instant. Your friends. Okay, well, what I'm saying is they haven't proven otherwise. I mean, in every, because it's not like we do interview, but if we did, I'd like to think that we'd ask some questions. If the guy was writing anti-Semitic shit, that would be one of the questions.

What'd you do that for? I don't think, I don't doubt for a second. Not for a second, that's all you would talk about. You wouldn't even ask him any other questions. That's the kind of interviewer you are. There's not even a doubt that you'd go in and you'd be looking for. That had my blazer on. Well, you'd have your razor out.

Yeah, because that's the only reason he's there. I don't want to talk about any of the other shit. You'd have no reason to put any chapstick on because you ain't blowing nobody. No, no way man. Do they put chapstick on the floor? Well, yeah, of course. They don't want the one you tried up. Lipstick?

Well, lips are sort of a self-moisture. That was a... don't want to try it up lipstick. Yeah, well lips are sort of self-moist. But they want to be careful. I mean they got this guy all the way down here. This is a rare interview if they're gonna blow It's gonna be the best blowjob this guy ever got He's willing to go against one of the most basic tenets of his religion because these guys are gonna suck them off What's your favorite color buddy? Purple. Purple? Yeah. Purple doesn't fit in here.

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That I know of. I don't think time is what life is. Fucking magazine's so big anyways, I wanted to help him put it. Wow, it's like, yeah, what happened? Zin Hawaii, and I was like, fuck it. Time for a change. Now, if you want to talk

Conspiracy Sunday Jeff you might like this. Didn't you get that buzzed haircut on 420 Hitler's birthday? No, okay It's 420 Hitler's birthday. Yeah, really that also the date where everybody it's like a hot day. Yeah, it's pot day I got it. I got it. This is so weird. This is like synchronous. I got to hit learn something Oh, yeah, you you hit learn something new every day good one of the best ones of all time really yeah Who's he's shitting on this time? His knees is fucking third cousin no no shit involved His knees is fucking third cousin no no shit involved

It's been a while right since we did it. Yeah, it learned something new every day This one but but uh, what was the what was the the reaction in general people like it people I think you look more intense with the short hair. It's more dreamy. I told that look younger. Mm-hmm this way but this way but it split 50-50. You should know that you should have. Problem is that I put on fucking five pounds since I cut it so now I'm starting to get that fucking private pile fat fucking face. I got a little bit more pounds. I did I lost almost 15 pounds before I cut it and since then I've been eating like shit. Yeah, I gotta lose it. Was it shorter originally? Oh, it was number one to the scale. Okay, because you sent me a picture.

Yeah, you wanna see it? I didn't share it, that's the kind of friend I am. I knew that his hair was buzzed. Why didn't you want to share it? I could have sold it to a fucking... Wow. So my online rig. Look at that.

Wow. I didn't get a long man hair was. That was long. Wow. I can long that hair was. That was long. Yeah. It was like 13 inches long. It's shaving sheep. By the way, I did save a lock of it for getting them to sell on eBay for his teeth.

Ooh. Yeah. That could bring a lot. I'm hoping. What do you think that brings in? 2,300. No, that's not gonna break a thousand Enough to fill up the cavity that he'll eventually get that tooth Now I think a few hundred that was it. I don't know. I think this is gonna break a thousand

Yeah, this is the picture you sent me yeah Here goes pretty fast then oh yeah. Can they take that hair? It's a gondrae Odyssey. Yeah. And would they make a clone of you like one of your oh so they could have their own private queue. Yeah. Do anything they want to it. I mean they pretty much do anything they want to this one. Yeah, I think it looked more intense like you got like the dark eyebrows and dark eyes you look kind of like punk rocky like that that picture that um Maroon Salah had a 70s party and you sent that picture to me like you look like that like punk rock. Like that picture that, I'm gonna say I had a 70s party and you sent that picture recently. You look like that punk rocker type guy.

Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. The girls on the crew. London leatherboy. Redboy. Wow. The girls on the crew were initially against that old. What do people get to get that reference?

That's an exceptional. old. What do people get to get that reference? That's an exception. Yeah. The girls on the crew were crying. Well they were originally against it and then when I got done they said wow we didn't it looks really good. So I'm getting 50-50 split. A lot less people recognizing me.

That's got to be the best. That's fucking pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah I walked through the airport through the guys, and I'm able to just breeze through while they get fucking hit and hit. Nobody wants to go near you. They think you're sick. They go fucking cancer-ridden white supremacists, you know what?

They're only half wrong. Healthy is a horse. No. No, I'm a Zidja. That's a joke. It's just leading into our Hitler stuff, which we need to find out we've got to hit something. We're all up high on the testosterone meter. No, I'm actually going to the urologist this week so I can handle a couple of notches.

You need a little injection. I think I need a little bit fill up the tank. Yeah, I need like a like a testosterone milkshake I think that there's there is something that universally is Known to be a go-to for dudes the three stuages, right? Oh, yeah. Right? Isn't that just something that like all manly men are fond of the three stuages? I think that is. I think that is.

Because it's just base stupid humor. It's like, it's what, you know, you fucking do when you're a kid. There's physically ball breaking with their friends. That's it. That's it. I mean, it is, but it is. They're not taking each other's feelings into account. They're not fucking wondering how other people will view it. I mean, it is about it is not taking each other's feelings into account.

They're not fucking wondering how this other people will view it. If anyone's gonna be triggered, they're just fucking paling around. Have you ever met any females who dig the three stooges? I don't think so. They gotta be out there. They gotta be out. I'm not saying they're not. Yeah, go for it.

Please, please. Don't think so they got to be out there. Yeah, I'm not saying they're not yeah, go for please Please don't but it's pretty universally beloved by dudes, right? I think so. Yeah, and a certain kind of dude I'm a fucking real dude real dude. I mean Jeff you big three-stoo just man, right? I Love it. You know who didn't love it? Well Really let's take one guess three of them were Jews not I love it. You know who didn't love it? No, well, well. What are you saying? Really? Let's take one guess. Three of them were Jews?

Not only did Hitler hate the Three Stooges, he planned for years. He tried to have them assassinated. No fucking way. Yes. People are just making shit up now. I'm not making it up. Oh, not yet.

They're like, what sounds even crazier than getting his knees to take a shit out of him. I know. You put the three stooges off. And in 1940, after the three stooges made a short entitled Unacksy Spy and AZ-T-Y, you seen that one? Yeah, he dresses up as a settler. Which satirized Hitler and his high ranking Nazi leadership as bumming Indian idiots idiots Hitler wanted to kill the three stuages he put them on a kill list and up until the very last days of the war he would inquire about you and he was getting briefings have we been able to have we been able to kill the stuages yet

also what's the word on those Disney characters? We're kicking our asses. That's crazy. Did the Marx brothers do something to a Charlie Chaplin, right? Charlie Chaplin, this predated the Charlie Chaplin, the great dictator by three months, nine months. So the students were the first entertainers to take Hitler to test and they were told before they released this Before they made the movie they were were warned not to do it really. It's like that's that broken movie

They probably is back by their by their By their manager you said he did not think was a good idea to make the to satirize the Hitler at the time No at this point At this point I don't think it was like the America wasn't involved in the war when this one this was when this was released They were just casually ignoring the Holocaust at that point. Well, you know He Hitler blamed that movie the three Three Stooges movie, as a reason why US felt compelled to join the war. He always blamed...

He wasn't pro-alarm. He always blamed popular, the feelings of negativity back on that movie. And he wanted them dead from up until he died. He had hoped that he had gotten them he had killed them. Shit, he never did. And you know the three stooages were? Jewish.

Jewish. Jewish. I mean they really should have been treated better towards the end of their careers knowing that they were responsible for almost. They all got fucked again. Right? According to this, but where does this come from this information where it's like he was that fucking worked up. He must have been mad about everything.

Like he's like, oh my god, they're making fun of me in this. Because they were shorts. Was it a full movie? 17 minute, 17 minute, 59 second film. I'll walk a few. Like who showed it to him? Oh, like who was the guy that was like, oh god, we're not going to show the fear of this shit. Yeah. I want to done it. I would have been like, let's just not tell him. Like who was the guy that was like, oh God, we're not going to show the fear of this shit. Yeah. I want to do it. I would have been like, let's just not tell him.

Well, we just know. No, no, you know what they did? They made like a Jewish guy tell them. They took one of the prisoners, like, hey, man, bring in this video tape to Hitler. Yeah. Here's what this article says. I would have stayed away. The short by the students might have actually did a lot to move in many Americans toward more support for England entering the war. After Pearl after perl harbour in nineteen forty one the u.s. entered the war so i mean lot of americans supported england

in the war based upon this short they did i mean it's uh... it's pretty crazy though right that um... you know even in his bunker everything is going to shit and he's still like he's about to keep his sound on a fucking cyanide capsule He's about to die He's like before I do this Did we get those They made me look like a total asshole. Yeah, oh my can you imagine that? Do you think that Germany is a country

should have just folded it and renamed themselves? Yeah. They should have, right? They should have started over. Yeah, we're gonna fucking escape that. Yeah. They should have just renamed them, they should go for some pressure.

Well, some shit like that. Like just fucking wrapped it up as a country. Or Garmani or something. Yeah, yeah. That's something similar, but. So it's changed a letter or something, you know? Sage, what do you do when you want to snack, but all you can find is junk food.

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After we eat naturebox.com slash TSD. I got I got enough This one didn't make it, but also it's real quick though. I thought this was interesting to Hitler started Port a lot of money into the research We try to train dogs to talk. He poured millions into it. You like to kill the boys. He's like a love German shepherd. He loves dogs. He sounds so wacky. And but you know, like if he kills so many people, know I can't worry. He'd be the wackiest, funniest fucking country leader or ever yeah, like oh why don't you have to go fucking act out like that because this is crazy shit

He attempted to build an army of fearsome speaking dogs. I want you to go over to America and tell those three stooges America and tell those three stooges cocksuckers. Listen to you. Hitler hoped the clever creatures would learn to communicate with their SS masters and he even had a special dog school to set up to teach them to read and talk. Incredible findings show Nazi officials recruited so-called educated dogs from all over Germany and trained them to speak and tap out signals using their paws. One mutt was said to have uttered the words mind-fewer when asked who Hitler was. That's the one, that's the one. Another spoke by tapping letters of the alphabet with his paws and was said to have speculated

about religion and poetry Okay The Germans hope to use the animals for the war effort such as getting them to work alongside the SS and guard concentration camps to free up officers Let's see what a fucking insane piece of shit that they was yeah, it's like how the fuck Insane piece of shit that they was. Yeah, it's like how the fuck? This is this one really fucking freaking out. He tried his own fucking people. He tried the train dogs to talk.

He's a man there. There is supposedly film footage of one German pointer named Don, who was on film saying hungry give me cake That's what a that's what a dog asked for cake hungry give me steak I mean how wide is his vocabulary of food because normally you're not given a dog cake right so now he's like he's He's like here's my preference. I know I have a bunch of other food in my vocabulary, but I want cake. That sounds weird. Maybe he meant steak. He's probably so other. He's probably so all humans eat cake and he's like, I want

to try cake too. Right. Any over here, somebody being like, you'll give me more cake. If you can talk though, you're going to be treated like a human. No. Yeah. If you're a talking animal. Yes. You will be automatically treated just like a human. But in movies, it's like anytime something acts different to like kill it. Like, you know, like they find like a giant squid, the biggest squid ever, they're like, well, let's kill it. There's what else we can do.

Scary, bro. But if my cat started talking, I mean, I already treated him better than I treat every human. So like, if they started talking, he would definitely treat them even better, right? I mean, as equals. Well, especially like what if you hear them plotting against you. And now you're about to find out that my kiddies were plotting against me. If they're all I've given them, there was another dog that was said to have fallen in love

with his instructor and would and would and would trump milk romantic messages type out romantic messages to the instructor Can I suck your dick? No, no, it was a female instructor Oh really? It was trying to woo romantically woo the instructor through poetry. Was she hot? Was a German That could be man. You saw Eva, right? Yeah, so that was mom. It was mom was hot. No, she wasn't. No, remember you were going to bang her? Oh, that's right.

She looks like Michael Sera in a way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. He's a dog's wooing humans. Is there anything a dog could say to you that would make you leave your wife?

That's right. That's right. There's also a rash of that. Like, you see it every once in a while, like they work at an animal shelter, or they're on meth or whatever. Like a mug shot of a lady looking like, well, I wish I was in the newspaper,

who got fucked by a dog, or like, what have I never seen it? Or sends videos to their boyfriend. They're like, hey, here's me sucking a dog's dick. And the boyfriend's like, what the fuck? Yeah, it happens more often than you think've I've heard of this too like fucking weird shit man Like it's crazy. Yeah, they get arrested for that. Oh god. Yeah Can't go on sucking off a dog like beach reality I guess oh that's a guess a what sure?

Sunday Jeff I need those tapes back No, no Sunny Jeff I need those tapes back I'll just write woman Yeah, but like sex No, I hear we know what Brian was a Brian wouldn't kill him when he was the serial killer He wouldn't kill the the hot teachers who were doing, who were doing young kids. Well, no one said these women were hot. None of them look all that hot. Yeah, I mean, come on.

Hot women aren't fucking dogs. Yeah. Um, I don't even want to search for it. No, I don't even know. I don't want to search for it. I'm interested for having sex with, this is as recent as February. Women had sex with dogs at Beach Geality Party. Ohio women are asked to have sex. They have a party's about it. Oh my god. They're fucking the party and That's gross having sex with dog after dial Even hit the fucking dog you try to give a cake and teach it talk. Yeah, like they're worse than Hitler

And you got some of these women are not like I've seen videos of women like sucking off horses Yeah, I think it was a lot. That's cool. That's just everywhere, right? Wasn't that just get him in a wig? The horse video. The different wig. It'll be like a giant beehive hairdo.

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and delivered in a small, how did they do that? So is to box. So sweet. Right? How did they do that? So it's box. Right. Say, how did they do that? Not so. You don't know, because you don't work at Casper. They're geniuses, super geniuses. They've got the intellect of a Gidem Steve Dave. They've forced consumers, the mattress industry, the evil mattress industry, worse than the

oil industry is the mattress industry into forcing consumers in the paying notoriously high markups. So they're revolutionizing just like the American revolution. Did you learn about that in school when we told Britain to piss off? We're going to do our own thing. Um, yes. Right. Down with the UK, USA all the way is now what you say all the time

Yeah, I know I heard you say it like at least 12 times today Anyway, it's convenient you buy it 100 nights You get to sleep on it and if you don't like it you send it back And they'll give you all your money back pretty good, right? So what we should do is we'll order them under different names. We could sleep for a year for free pretty much Right get a mattress send it back. Oh, it sucks. Then we'll order them under different names. We could sleep for a year for free, pretty much. Whoa. Right? Get a mattress, send it back.

Oh, it sucks. Then we'll do it under your name. And I don't like this mattress. We'll send it back. And we can just keep on doing that, right? Not good done, run a plan. That's not a good plan? No.

We can steal people's identities. Don't you wanna be an identity thief? I'm a fight, I'm the enemies. You wanna fight the enemies? Yeah. Who's the thief? I'll fight enemies. You want to fight the enemies? Yeah. Who's the enemy? Not so a check. Let me tell you something.

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That's not a good plan. No, I keep it. Are you outside? Me? I keep it across there. So okay, so I hide inside the mattress for it and you're outside the mattress for crushing people? No, be careful because you might get hit with some poop because I'm gonna throw it. That's happening Casper calm slash T.E. S.D. We went to When I say we all was there we went to a con and Pittsburgh saw this Let me tell you something. God, it's guys are social butterfly.

Now, what? Meetin' Greton. Oh yeah, yeah, he was doing it right. That's the, that's the, that people have to see, I mean. They're out to, they made a trip just to see us. I feel like I, I got a little dance, not much, but a little dance.

No, he wasn't doing like the Lindy Hopper, and he said, I gotta do a little bit of it. You did a little dance. No, he wasn't doing like the Lindy Hopper. You got to do a little bit of it. You did a little bit of a little chipping show. Little Manhattan transfer. Now, was it hard for you to do that? Or did you enjoy it? I didn't enjoy it, but it wasn't like I hated it either. So it was just like part of the deal, man.

You go, you can't, you got to do it, so just do it. More people knew that attitude won't. We're fucking that country being a good place. Thank you. I got to hang out with the family flanagan. Very rare. Yeah, I thought you weren't allowed. I thought you were non-gratis, persona non-gratis.

I think that I was given a chance amnesty to prove myself at that go. I thought it went well, right? It went well. Very, very, very quiet, very reserved. I thought about the thing. He thought about what he said before he said it, which is always good stuff.

Constant smell of burning. Wood. We, the first night, which is always good stuff. Constance Smell and Burning. Wood. We, uh, the first night we went to Red Robin. Okay. I told Lindsey Wagner. That's right. He had an invitation to go to that to with Lindsey Wagner to dinner. Oh, fine.

A woman asked him to go out to dinner. He blew her off. Yeah. Ow. This is a more rare. Yeah. Go out with a flag against that Lindsey Wagner. My wife and my daughter. Yeah, he out with a flat against Ben Lindsey White.

My wife and my daughter, yeah, he went out and he decided to he opted for the Flanagan. Oh, I would do. Would you? I would do. So I wouldn't have begrudged anybody who liked to buy an equipment. It was really close to just me dub in his daughter. Because it was about a biotic woman. But then when he found out that she didn't talk about Fem bots the entire time,

he was like, oh, fuck, I'm glad I ain't go. But it was confirmed that he sleeps with his head under the bed. But then why didn't you doubt it? You didn't believe it? Oh no, I believed it. But I thought what was funny was the caveat of Deb going, but I mean, he has a blanket on.

I'm like, oh, okay. I mean, that makes all the difference. And then I heard a story of K9 Heroics. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't usually do this Q. I don't usually like, when you know when you've ever been in a green room,

I'm sure you've been in many. First, tell the story because this part is absolutely brilliant. Okay. So the first well the first part is Is when we're at dinner and you and what happened? You first tell what happened and then I don't know what happened because we were when we were at dinner And you were telling the story to first off his wife and kid argue every single point he makes and every single thing he says It's fucking that checks out His daughter is so cool. She really is.

She's fucking funny and she's breaking his balls. But you told the story at the table. Oh, about what Cooper did? Yeah, so first tell the story, and then we'll move on to the next. We went away to Pittsburgh. I needed someone to stay with the dogs and my older daughter because she didn't come.

So I asked my mom to stay at the house and watch the dogs. And the first afternoon we were gone, my wife got a call from my mom, very almost hysterical. And but like in a good way because she was coming down because she was a hysterical, but she's not hysterical anymore. Storm pass. Storm pass, but she's still like feeling, she's still winded by what happened, is that she couldn't find my Boston socks. They were out in the yard and she disappeared. Couldn't find her anywhere,

but Cooper, the French bulldog, was in the yard and was in the house and searching everywhere and she's getting very nervous and she's like she must have got out under defense. What am I going to do? I can't believe this dog got out but then Cooper seeing her stress levels basically guided her down into the yard where she didn't know that we had a almost a hidden door and the Cooper started to act very agitated and barking and clawing at the door and basically like if it could have said mine fewer he would have but I was like oh

I never saw that door before and she opened the door and somehow The Boston got in there. Okay, and it was probably in there for 10 minutes and So she closed the door and she basically you know saved that dog because my mom never would have found that door and That dog probably would have been bones when we got back from Pittsburgh. Oh man. Two days later. So my mom was basically saying that like you know the Cooper saved that dog's life. Right.

And you know really like was communicating with her. Now you need to understand the story when he tells it. Whoever told first told the story of Celis Hollenberger landing that plate in the water, told it with less zeal and passion than the hero Cooper. He talked about that. You know it, yeah. I love that. But Debbie and Alicia are like, all right. Like I have a feeling that there are definite favorites.

Like Cooper is the, Cooper's the favorite. He's just adorable. But he's your guy. And then, he's got that in socks. Yeah, but I think as Cooper's just dopey looking and he's just lovable looking. Personality. And he's kind of like that. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr who were who owned celebrity dogs. And I, and I, and I,

maybe a hundred thousand followers on Instagram. And one of their celebrity dogs is a French bulldog. Okay. And something came over me and I was like, I had to big time them. I had to tell them, I don't give a fuck about your celebrity dogs and I had to tell them what my dog had just done. Right.

And I don't think they liked it at all, as I proceeded to like, they were there to to be like we got celebrity dogs, they're in commercials and like and I was like okay I don't give a fuck. Let me present it. It really happened. Because he's right it was fucking shocking and I was like he's this is either the autism kicking in or he's fucking brilliant uh... combination of the book so mingslake ming talks about these people and and their dogs and they're like yeah and they're they're not like hey man our dogs are the best ever

but they think they're out of con for their dogs they must think they're hot shit but they're being where their dogs there i don't think they were make it they were uh... what's it called press and hands and and and make a fresh yet they're trying to get connections and get their dog the next con. So Ming asks about their dogs and they're talking about them and he just blurped out my dogs a hero. Like we're sitting at a round table. Me and Ming, these two people and then two other people. They're faces. I think one was there. Yes.

two other people. Their faces were talking about it. I think Mom was there. Yes. They were like, what's he talking about? He then goes on to repeat the story of the the heroics. And they're like, cool. This is why he doesn't do cons. But I'm like, he's, is he doing this for me? I hope he's doing this for me. I was doing it for you. But he really, yeah, I know. I later on had discovered was it was he was it in their faces? Is that hope he's doing this for me. I was doing it for you. But he really, yeah. I love it. And only later on, I had to discover. Was it in their faces? Was that how he was telling it? Yeah, I didn't want to hear about their vlogs.

It absolutely was in their faces. Like, you were like, fuck your kids. You were like, fuck your dogs. Have they ever walked up to a door? Say, three to five yards. I don't know how you're already standing. Like, he acted like his dog got on a bus, went to the next, found the other dog, and brought him back on the return bus.

Oh, that's so great. The story was told I was like, oh my god, I was dying through faces, but like just, because he sat to the right and I wasn't looking at him. He's like, my he's sitting to the right and I wasn't looking at him. He's like my dog's a hero Quintin talks behind everybody Scrap I went out with him again the next night to Shownies. No, we had those Shownies, it was Bob Evans.

Bob Evans, sorry. Just somehow worse. I wish we had done the Shownies. Are you insane? Bob Evans is second only to Denys. I mean, it is a fucking great play. What a family atmosphere. What great, like plain American hearty food.

And plain Americans, because it was only white people. I looked around, only white people. That's nothing to do with anything. Only your sick mind is like fucking calculating how many people are in the room who are not a caller. Let's see if I'm the sick one right so okay, so we're having a conversation and he's still Still stealing about the fucking celebrity dogs and he starts haranging his daughter start in its For his dog

And he's like well, he's pressing her. He's like we can make advertising money Just get Cooper doing offensive stuff Fensive no, no, no, I didn't be defensive. I meant to say like Well, you said like to get noticed yeah, I'd be like to get them noticed and to get like people to be like have you seen this You know we got to follow this Because this is the craziest shit ever like right there's this there's this French bulldog. He's the old Joel. No, I said he'll have he'll be standing on the bottle like those photoshop in like dead terrorists.

Right. And he's like he's a patriotic hero dog or something. And he hates terrorism or something. Just something like to get people like some people be annoyed and some people will love it We know that's a fact, right? Yeah, you can't deny that right? Well, did she make it because I'm willing Retrieved she wouldn't do it. There's a thing. Well the reason she won't do it is because she's like well I'm gonna need Photoshop. He's like no, that's too much money She won't he won't get her laptop either. She's like his MS paint

And he keeps going on about the advertising money and she's like, how am I how are we gonna make money? What are you talking about and I think he's thinking of like sponsors down the line, but doesn't explain that to her So she's like in her mind. She's like, I don't have a laptop. I don't have a photoshop If she don't know how the fuck we're supposed to make money off. If she agreed to do it, I would buy all that stuff. I'm telling you. I told you that. She made it.

She made it. She made it. Yeah. Oh my God, that just fucking made me feel so old. Yeah, you were in, you went to see her as a baby. Yeah, I came to visit her in the hospital. Oh my God. 14 years ago.

But I was saying, like, I don't want anybody to think it was really crazy stuff. I just meant like patriotic stuff, but like, kind of cross net line where people don't, or people aren't comfortable, right? with like mutilated terrorist bodies

and like in Cooper's mouth or something. Like he has a Hitler mustache and he's shitting on the three stuches. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I stooches. I mean, I guarantee about a day after this episode drops. If we had it, like if I gave out the address of the Instagram, well, I'm telling you right now, and some aunt right now is making it. I'm gonna tell you, Brandon, the BS jet,

his BS jet, I think his name is on Twitter. This dude is like a master Photoshopper. He's doing this series of Walt in the world and it's like you and all these different places you'll never go to. You won't fly. It's fucking pretty amazing. Yeah, shit, he does.

I'm not checking out. Yeah, he's really good. Now, you see, like I said, just to touch upon you, it's been 14 years, you know, you saw her on that first day, I tell you what she, there's a lot of things I'm proud of, one of the things I'm so proud of is she is one of the toughest kids. Like tell her, like tell her like it's a, like tell them why. I mean, like it is so like, I'm so like blown away by like her like you know.

Oh yes. I'm like so like impressed and I'm like my god. I'm like how do you I'm just so blown away by her like her level of like mental and physical strength. Some parents may boast of their child like excelling at say baseball or like you know like light years ahead of other people in science class. We're eating dinner at right time. And he just out of nowhere. And what I was really impressed was how like she was not embarrassed in the least by his proud of how she's able to vomit

Which is sick when she sick and just shake it off like it was nothing She'll just be like she'll just throw up like a bucket full of vomit and just like wipe her mouth and fucking strut off like John Wayne Like it ain't no sad. It's pretty cool. Because I can't do it. He can't do it. Yeah, he was gone out and out, like he's a baby and he would lean there in the fetal position, but he's just like, and then it's just like, what evs?

Yeah, I mean, I've just seen her when she's sick. I really am kind of like in awe because I know that when I feel nauseous, there is no worse feeling in the world for me. I guess I have a phobia of it. I don't know what it's called, but I have a phobia of throwing up. And it's something I dread and think about a lot. And if I feel it coming on it gives it makes me Not more it makes me very like Like stressed out and like sweaty and like like like I'm terrified Terrified of it like like and nothing else on this earth. So when I see her

Just blow it off like it's nothing. Yeah, I'm impressed and I tell her I give her to I her, I tell her like I'm proud of her. It's really, it seems like she's like, I mean, I guess it's good that he's proud of me, but now he's telling his friend, who I hardly know and read and doon her, but she's, like I said, she's cool. Like she didn't give a fuck like a lot, a lot of kids at age would be like mortified. And she didn't know what their father bring in this up.

Like, hey man, she vomits like it's nobody's business. Like she could be like an Olympic, Olympic vomiter. Yeah, yeah. She's that tough. She would take the goal. She's tougher. I have told her anytime. And you know, this is not something you're probably, you know, not a lot of father satist, but like, I tell her, you're tougher to me. Yeah, she's like, no, shit, true.

She's like, you got defeated by a sandwich. Yeah, she's like no shit, Trill. She's like, you got defeated by a sandwich. Yeah, you almost threw yourself out of a moving limb over here. So it's a metaphobia. That's what I have. A metaphobia. Guaranteed, I have it. You never had any form of it, any even a little bit of it. Phobia that causes overwhelming and anxiety, pretending to vomiting. Yeah, the anxiety level is through the root. I always feel better after I vomit, so I was welcome. Yeah, I know that I agree that that happens too,

but it's beyond explanation. It's terrifying for me and the anxiety is horrible. I don't even know when at last time I have. But I throw up Thursday really yeah, and I welcomed every fucking up chuck I do get sweaty do get that sheen of sweat the vomit sweat that coats you It is disgusting. Yeah, it's better than get that man. It's it's beyond anything I can I can explain the level of dread and I guess just anxiety explain the level of dread and

I guess just anxiety is the only word like like Like I become the mess. I become Spaghetti you wouldn't want to say it is it would be embarrassing I would not want to see it. I don't have one to see you upset one and you know as I as I tell my wife that you know Don't want anybody care about me I tell my wife that you know, don't anybody care about me? I'm sitting as I'm lying in the bathroom, lying in the, I'm gonna take care of you. I'm lying in the bathroom floor as everybody ignores me.

I'm just like, what are you supposed to do? Like, I don't know, pat my head with a wet rag or something or tell me you know, I'll be all right. Well, then there's anything wrong with that? For dudes, like, he's closing in on 50 within months. And he's got a 14-year-old girl being like, you're not gonna die, you're a little nauseous. I mean, for fuck's sake.

How much can we expect as a family bro? But you know what, the whole time, the only thing I said that I noticed got a sideways glance from Walt was I recommended a band to his daughter. I was like, you know who you might wanna check out is Godspeed, you black emperor. I said, I bet you would like that band. And I can see on his face. Now, most of it, it doesn't even have lyrics. It's just really. I don't know what it was. I thought

it was some sort of like, like, satanic metal or something. Or you want to be intuitive, she was into that? I know that's the hypocr out. No, I don't think I know I listen to Satanic music as a kid growing up And I always had the mentality of like Come on, give me some more credit. Right. I'm not a fucking idiot. I'd realize it's bullshit and it's all theater

and it's all make-belief But there's something different though about my kid who you know I raised and seen as a sweet little innocent kid listening to Satanic music. It's just I don't prefer her not to be exposed to it. But the shit she's listening to is probably worse than the cartoony Satanic shit like because it's like like dark sort of like emo and perspective shit. Oh, it's out of suicide every song is about fucking That's what she's looking. That's what the the Dolan Ganger is about right? Is it all you said all her songs are like down and depressing?

Well, yeah, it's emo, but why what but like emo to me is just you know, that's just a natural thing I think we I think we were into emo before it was ever called emo oh yeah yeah I think I think oh I think oh I think you know I mean if long before it was labeled emo I think everybody's listened to music that has lyrics that connect with them yeah about you know did you like Pearl Jam I mean there's some lyrics in there that I would consider emo-esque. Yeah, I was a casual Pearl Jam guy. The hits. What about, I mean, Tom Petty must have some lyrics that connect with you right about. Oh, I mean, I'd say so. Yeah. It's very... every cusser.

Is there any lyric? I mean... Going again, my dude's having a... Performed by an emo band. there could those songs could they be Yeah, I mean I'm not man. I always like classic rock. So I'm not really I'm trying to find something here I don't know if we listen to what would we have listened to that? I think anything no I don't have anything that is that that had um emo was like examines and examines emotions

no i don't think that's emo emo is like examines emotions but in like a whiny pussy what has become now who looks so different in the world is so dark and fucking fucking i'm in a unique individual and nobody understands me

you don't think that you don't think that there was some more of that that was prog what? that was prog prog? Prog? Prog? Yeah. Like, get the fuck outta here.

Like, ever seen like, and Bob. Yeah. But some of the things that they were singing about? What were they singing about? Emotions. Well, it's not the subject. It's the way you approach it, right?

Because Metallica sings about emotions, but they're not fucking crying for you. Yes, fucking. Yeah, but it's just cry baby. But it's just what you're talking about, a genre of music though. You're just talking about the way it's performed or you're talking about the end result though is about emotions. That's why it's called emo.

It's about getting in touches, about being, you know, not feeling you belong anywhere. Right. And that has been a staple of rock music since the since the dawn of rock. Yeah, but rock music does it like A little bit more ballsy like who I don't belong anyway, but fuck you. I belong to rock and roll like that's rock I'm getting triggered I don't think you remember You can be a singer for you. Oh god everything's all right. Oh god. I can't do it. Well somebody helped me Somebody took me to task in in Pittsburgh too. Oh

Yeah, it turns out that this 100% true story was posted on reddit. Oh boy. I'd be rated somebody there Walt. I don't know if you saw this. I hope not because it would be embarrassing. Is it a road of fake story about you? No, this is real. This really happened. Wait, is this a waitress situation? Could be. I was walking along carrying a bag of goodies when I see the legend himself, Brian Johnson. I was so star struck, I didn't know what to say. And he was walking towards me. I held out my hand and said hi big fan of yours. He walked by my extended hand and replies in a board voice always a pleasure to meet a fan. Right away. I know it says not those words. That's the first time those words have ever come out of my mouth. I asked if I could take a picture with him. In the past he told fans to take pictures and he would lately do it plus recently

he didn't like charging for pics. And he told me where I could find him. I took a selfie as he was walking away with just his back. So he's an asshole. Well, no, he took a picture of my back as I was walking away. Well, it's a matter. He asked you to take a photo. You said no for legitimate reasons and he did it anyway. Sure. So that's an asshole.

So even if this story is true, which we know it's not, no matter what happens after this person can go fuck themselves. Okay. What? And he hears the snap and sees the flash and turns around. What was the fucking old film camera? I was like, what was the powder like? Yeah, like, turn around, I'm in black face and shit.

Are you that much of a cunt to take a picture of me when I ask you not to? Go back to the pasture, you cow. He thought, I'm out of son of a leaf. He then walks away. Now it's up to the listeners to decide if I deserve that. The guy who said in the past that all you have to do is ask for a photo then snapping at me like that seemed unfair.

I took it of him walking away and didn't flash him in the face like he complained about in the past. His Brian really let fame get to his head Well, I was on TMZ recently, so it's quite possible. It's quite possible By the way met Walt. He's literally the best guy ever Standing next to Walt felt like I was standing next to God. He couldn't be nice I guess Walt is a ridden account. I mean if I could tell one thing it would be you saved my life buddy. It's not even a good fucking. Here's a dramatic reenactment. Oh you did this? Yeah.

It's a series of photos. The first is me walking away and the first to be walking away. Oh my God, that's so fucking funny. Go back to the pasture you cow. God, I want this on a fucking t-shirt too. I want you fucking that picture of you looking back with the white eyes. Go with the with the quotes underneath it. Go back to the white eyes. With the quotes underneath it, go back to the pastor, you cow. Oh, somebody get me merch, save one of the phones.

Oh, that's funny. Yeah, so evidently that happened. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, so I guess that's that. Oh, my God, I guess that's that. Oh my god, it's good to fuck him back. It is.

What a long stretch of felt like we have my brother here. You missed maybe one of the most explosive endings to any tell him Steve Dave, where he said that out of the three of us,altz the most normal one. Okay. Or only normal one. I can't remember his sentence words. Only normal one. Well I wasn't here so. Right, well he waited. Well he waited.

And I know he was the diagnosed you when you weren't here. He listens to every episode. What was his diagnosis of me? Depressive. Oh, we didn't that. Yeah. He said he felt sad for you sometimes. I'll listen to you.

Oh thanks buddy. You know, even though you tried to steal his wife at that barbecue. Remember you were drunk. Oh, we had a lovely time talking and I try to steal her She's a nice lady. She is a nice lady But he's gonna come back this summer Yeah, and we're gonna see if we can get a couple more people maybe a little Sunday Jeff action Get a Frank five, but I see listen to recently and how happy I am He's not caught up. He's like I think I think I'd like three I think I think you guys and I think he's just reinforcing the same things that you said that you maybe

If you want to hear stuff that's bad you listen But he's coming back because he's he back in this space. Yeah, I love that. She's said about me. But he's coming back because he's a greatest man. Yeah, people liked him. He's great. And then what was funny is like, he's here to talk about, like, you know, Johnson family and shrink stuff because he's psychiatrists there. And suddenly Walt's taken him the test conglomerate.

Like, he's a fucking scientist or something. Afterwards, he's like, I don't know what that had to do with. He's great. You're brother. Did he tell the story about the one time he went evil? Did you get that out? That he went evil. When he was hoping for that, totally praying for someone's death. Oh, no.

You know what? I forgot about that. Oh, really? Well, that was funny. Yeah, that was funny. Yeah, that was funny. That was great. The nicest fucking guy, the kindest, most compassionate person I've met in a long time. Yeah, I think fucking great. The nicest fucking guy the kindest most compassionate person I've met a long time.

Yeah, I think I wait to this kind of die. Yeah, I think I saw him leave $5 to the skull. So yeah, that's it. So So we're gonna try to be more regular guy. The well, I mean look what are we gonna do? Everybody's trying. I was away and you were away and then I was away. It happens. Are we, are you back for a while?

It's back. You're back, okay. No, no breaks anticipated for the, for the, for the, I got up, coming already, got it all ready. Yeah. Played it later date, creating a new game called out from the mouth of babes. Woo.

Out from the mouths of babes. From the mouth of babes. From the mouth of babes. Yeah. From the mouth of babes. Out from the mouths of babes. Oh, from the mouths of babes. From the mouths of babes. Okay. Babes like Hardies? No. No, John. Okay. Alright.

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