Tell Em Steve-Dave - #335: Prince Q

Episode Date: May 5, 2017

Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable? Music: Boom Child - I Want to Shift Your Sister

I'm a Colonel, you're a fucking Freemason, and this guy is... He's a fucking shit. That's gonna be the worst thing I've ever said. I've made me uncomfortable, I think that's the first time. Hey Edgar, guess what Walt said? You might as well have had a gay lover in prison and hanged yourself, because in regard to what, I'm like, no context for you buddy! Tell him Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave, where you will not hear any Dick Suckin music in the background. Who was that we were just listening to?

Radiohead. Radiohead. That's not Dick Suckin music. Well, as you dubbed it, Dick Suckin music. Well, I think I did with because of you. I'm using the Dick you're sucking a dick. Come on. I'm sucking a dick. I'm sucking a dick. Well, fucking rock music, I'm just

coming here. I come and here there's like a sense of boy sort of singing. Like an emo shit, right? Yeah, it was a little emo. You don't put the NFL score when you're getting a blowy? I don't, but I don't take an blow. You're giving.

Yeah, because taking that. You know, you know, that doesn't make you, the wind is a raider. I'm not gonna go out muscular dudes, like, charging into each other rolling around. Maybe it is because I was listening to the new Metallica throughout the night, and I'm used to you guys you're all in up and come here and here oh yeah boy so cute yeah is

anyone ever farted on your head? Yeah, yeah, the firehouse one. I'm sure one of the guys have just fucking came up behind me and blasted Because I think you're in a position now where like it could it could make the news, right? Well I I would think so. Yeah, after today. Yes, you wouldn't have thought up before today But Walt and I were talking before he got here. Yeah, and evidently Dancing with the stars David Ross. He's a former Chicago cub. Mm-hmm Was dancing with Lindsey Arnold. I bet you're gonna like her. It's such your type of girl right there Whoa, I mean that's everybody's type of girl

Screamed into me farted in his to me. Far did in his face. She farted in his face. Yeah, I mean, she did. She could fart in my face. Would you want her to? I wouldn't want her to, but if she brought it up, I was like, I wanna try something. She's like, I never tried this before.

I mean, I can be that close to your ass, yeah, no problem. Yeah, I mean, it would be an odd request, but like I've always said, I gotta be giving. I don't think you were I don't think you're on target here. It wasn't the it wasn't the fact that she did it It was the fact that it's actually newsworthy that that bottled my mind. Well, how did we how did this break? Because I am I know on my phone. I have a new this news app. It's awesome and I Sounded news up everyone that's just discovered 10 years ago Like every time I turn my phone on, there's a top

stories. Yeah. And one of the top stories was about this dancing with the store. I mean, it actually said Farts on this guy's face. Was it while they were dancing? Well, they were like while they were practicing. And it was caught on camera. And they met and but the article, the written about it, was so long. Right. I was like, what more is there to talk about? I like the headlines says it all.

The headline dance partner farts in his face. I mean, the article must have been like, it must have been, I'm putting probably what, like a yardstick long. Yeah. About the incident. About the incident. When I don't think there's much more to say. I

don't think it's that I don't think it's really I think she did she did she did give a quote cue they dissolved into laughter after the show the guy smiled to reporters I told her I'll never forget that moment in my entire life I'm appreciative of it. Oh so he's a freak he's got a fetish he added we're all. If you get grossed out about that, you're not being real with yourself. It made me laugh. Like he's overcompensating, right? He's trying to. It was so funny. That it shut now. You think you're funny, right? You thought you knew funny. You thought you knew funny. It shut down rehearsal for the entire day because they were laughing so hard. And he decided to go home. She's 23.

I spend more time with this guy than I do my own husband. And I'm sure he can say the same said his dance partner. Is she insinuating that he's married to a guy? No, I'm insinuating that he spends more time with her while rehearsing for this contest than with his own wife. You know, they're both their siblings, spouses are being... They say that happens a lot, right? Like you start with your dance partner and I sing, you know.

Not on dancing with the stores. I don't think there's been any marriage breakups due to dancing with the stores. It's not for like fucking 20 seasons. You think not one? I guarantee if I guarantee fucking something happened. We're always together. We're working hard, which naturally makes you build a connection.

And when you fart in somebody's face, it automatically makes you best friends. It doesn't say that. I swear to God, that is her quote. Now, who do you want to be best friends with, you, because evidently this is all you got to do. I'm good. Like you just walk up,

you're unsuspecting. Look, just kissing bandit, the farting, and just fart in their face, and they're gonna be best friends. But if you went to college, and you wanted to become a journalist, yeah. Would you be excited to write this article,

or would you be mortified that you had the right to survive? I just feel like I mean this is a person, Cumbery Porter, Brian Quinn, I'm a scene just collecting somebody for it. I mean really what do you what do you think the writer who was like okay I have not only do I have a chance to break a big story apparently, but I'm going to also make it so long that it's almost like the first it's almost the first chapter of a book And do you think that they were like Excited about this opportunity where they're like I can't believe this is what it's come to I we I went to school to break To break stories to to be a journalist and this is what I'm writing about.

Yeah, somewhere there's a person on the scene in Syria like covering refugees or maybe they're like, hey man, I'm going into North Korea and I'm gonna fuck and I don't care, I'm going to investigate. And this lady's like somebody farted on the person. Some nameless dancer, Farts and some some nameless face performer baseball players face right and I'm I have to write a fucking essay like essay length I mean the way they talked about they just go on and on like what asked about how they always have fun together during the

grueling show process he left she fart zombie went and doubt I mean what did far become acceptable and in the realm of news like wouldn't it isn't there more technical The second a hot 23 year old girl fart and Everyone's like let's talk about it. Yeah, like let's say like it's it's me on dancing with the stars It's like me and Kathy Bates dancing together and she far to my mouth like nobody's like oh how cute me in Kathy Bates dancing together and she farts in my mouth like nobody's like, oh, how cute. Nobody like no one but like, oh, what two grotesque animals are farting on each other. Well, usually if you're on dance with a star, one of you is a celebrity and one of you is professional dancer though. So I don't think you would be paired with Kathy Bates.

I mean, I fit neither bills. I guess I guess I would be paired with anyone. Like season 60, they're like, all right, we're gonna give you your shot. But no, honestly, when did it become acceptable for a news organization to use that word in their headline? Parts in face? Yeah, because I'm not even sure you're allowed to say it on network TV. Sure you are. Oh, they say shit. Okay.

Shit on it. But what point? Oh my god. But network TV. Okay. If they are allowed to say it now, it's only been a recent happening where they're allowed to say it without any uh... the world's run a buck walt anybody could say anything anything goes well because you'd be far-shaming or i guess right if uh... yeah can't do that you know that you know that this was not done on live television they didn't have to run the foot they have to dig this out

they have to on earth this story he also says uh... i swear there's more quotes. I swear, he goes, I've dragged her all over the country, he used three kids. I've dragged her all over the country

and we're next to each other on planes and flying back and forth with my family. I feel like I have a fourth child in Lindsay, so I'm gonna put her on my taxes this year for sure. How many quotes do you need from the guy? About, like they're really like overdoing it with like how close they are. It's like she can fart on me anytime, anytime she wants. Not a lot of quotes from her though, because she's one who did it. Ross said she's a very open

honest person. I'm an open honest person. We don't have a whole lot to hide. Oh my god. God. I mean, he's given you something on purpose. Not even like accidentally like, oh my god. How do we know it was an acquif? That's the follow-up story. That's the conspiracy. That's the TMZ article. But the, but I bet you that dude has made has spoken more at length on that incident than his whole baseball career Right, nobody cares about it. Nobody wants to know him like you he could walk in the store You wouldn't know him. He's like hey, I'm the fart guy. You'd be like holy shit. I know you Yeah, it helps your career right if you're both of them No, no, you know what I think I don't think it

helps you career but I do think it helps with the audience. It makes you more relatable in a way that they're like they're not grossed out by them but they are like oh that's the those are the ones like she blamed it on on sci-fi salsa. It was a science now I got a theme salsa dance which thoroughly entertained. Oh I thought you mentioned she had salsa before she like salsa salad It was a science now I can't see your salsa dance which thoroughly entertains Oh, I thought you mentioned she had salsa before she like salsa salad or so like she had like Yeah, she's like those are fried jeans I thought you met that same event. I was like, who the fuck would eat that before they answer the

Especially if you know your face is going to mean like you're going to have your buttocks by this guy's face right she's okay I'm haf. I want to see, I want to, I want to get to. Don't eat like sauce and cabbage. I want cabbage. The traditional Mexican dish, sauce and cabbage. What is she like? A fucking peasant from the 13th century. You can cabbage soup. Poiled cabbage. Yeah.

I want to see, I want to get to the point where the media is like shards in his face. Like there's a little bit of like, a little brown on his cheek and he's like, oh, just come on. What's the big deal? We're very open and honest about this type of thing. You can only be open and honest if like you guys have mentioned that if you are extremely good looking. if you are anything under a nine, even maybe even you can even get away with it maybe if you're an eight or a seven, but if you're anywhere anywhere and there anything under that, like if you're average, don't not go around thinking that you're going to get the same kind of accolades. Right, yeah, don't farting on people. Like you're up in the club.

You go to a grid like, I just had some salsa and cabbage. What do you think of that, baby? Whoa. You're not gonna get the same reaction and the world isn't gonna embrace your antics. Yeah, there's not gonna be a fucking telephone book length article on a fucking feud it was

and how awesome you two are. It really is fucking crazy. It's crazy and that we're spending as much time reading it. But I said to Walden, it's nice to not read something about like, hey guess what, Trump's a dickhead. It's like, yeah, we know. It's a ditty fart. Did somebody fart on him? Maybe. Because that would be great. Sage did something that I was fucking stunned. I forgot to tell you last week it was where you know where this is. Well I'm gonna try to to paint the picture. We're driving we're going down Highway 35 and it's over by the cue. You know where it is too. The the chiles. Oh yeah. This is where so man was. No no no.

It's what we used to where you used to go to catch all the top. Okay. So there's three lanes. There's a fast lane, a middle lane, which would be the slow lane, then there's like the lane where you turn off. Now, there's all this traffic built up. And in the middle lane, it turns out that there's a car stopped. And there's like, I'm not exaggerating, there were eight police cars there. I don't know what the fuck this guy did or what he had. But the guy is cuffed, he's the handcuffs behind him. He's standing behind his car in the middle lane.

So everyone is slowly going on either side of him. We would be on his. Robert Nacking? Robert Nacking. Yeah, there's nothing to say, but, you know, everybody's going real slow. We're driving in what would be the passing lane. So he's facing everybody.

So we would be on his right and we're going by real slow. And as we drive by, sage rolls down the window and she goes, Ha, ha, oh my god. And the guy fucking locked eyes with her. That was fucking laughing so it was fucking amazing I was like why did you do that but just to have like not not only somebody laugh in your face it probably one of the lowest points in your life right

and then you're like does that kid have doubts in front of you what the fuck like now i'm being mocked by her? It like, it, it brightened my day, like the rest of the day. I was like, I was so proud of her. I was like, I don't fucking, maybe you'll have it. Funny. What do you do if one day sage is like, I mean, obviously,

I'm like, oh, maybe he is sure now. She's like, I have a boyfriend. I want to move in with him. Well, she says that all the time now. She's not what I want. She taunts me. All the time. Yeah.

Yeah. There's this kid James in her class that she likes. She calls him Prince James. Okay. And she's like, I'm going to marry Prince James. She writes love notes repeatedly. Is he also have? Yeah, he's like special needs.

I don't know if he has done syndrome though, because I've never seen him by threaten his life constantly. I'll like you wait, I'm gonna get him. She wrote a love note to him, accidentally spilled cranberry juice on it. You would think I spilled cranberry juice on like the declaration of independence. That's how fucking upset she was, yeah. I saw this, I saw, I think I talked about it before. I saw a documentary called Monica and David

Okay, or David Monica one of the two and it's about these two people at Down syndrome who decide to get married I suggest any Quote normal person who catches shit watch this Because this this idea that they're always happy and nothing like it never reigns this total bullshit this guy was catching so much shit from she was giving him shit she was a fucking brideslla I'm not kidding around it was unreal how much like this guy's just taking it and taking it and she's like

yelling at him because this isn't right and that isn't right now she wasn't like a bit or anything but it really went to show like, doesn't matter. You are gonna catch shit regardless. No matter who you are, no matter your status, no matter your single. You know what, she's single. If you're single, you're not gonna catch shit. Yeah.

But, oh man. I mean, in time, if she's like, I mean, if she can get a job and she can like, get on her own and get married, worried sure why not you would let them move into to your place They're gonna move it with me. Yeah, no, I don't we learn the lessons of our father Fuck that shit. No, I mean if she was like if she went to live with me for the rest of her life It would be totally fine, right, but with James. Oh So like they're banging in shit, you're saying?

Oh, no, no, I don't know what, I don't know what to say. But it's like an all on the face. Oh, I don't know how I like it. I'm like, no, she's like, Prince James, please. Oh, that's terrible. That would be the worst thing I ever said. Oh, no, see, then. That's the picture.

It made me uncomfortable, I think that's the first time. Definitely, I'm coding's the first time. Definitely, I'm coding strip the way with one comment. He's like your Archie bunker. James is meet head and sage is glory and little girl. I'm calling him meet head. Meet head. Why are you letting the Jewel in the house?

You need it. I'm crying. Why are you letting the Jew in the house see it? He's eating it! Brian! Touch James and say to rat it again! Be careful, guess how? Hold on, see a Negro! It's not, then. What do I care? It's not then I don't like hair

Walt's dying he's got me lost He lost Walt. He's in a fetal position like Prince James get out of my chair I love that! This is a dot that is perched-jang! Call that too! Hey, ding-back! I mean, my dinner! I call it perched-jang, too. Prince meadhead! Prince meadhead! But yeah, I mean, if it was an all-in-the-family type scenario, 100%.

I would go for it. No, sure. I mean if that's like how she has to live and she's like, hey, this is my husband who's equally not able to work or whatever. Sure, why not? She's a romantic too, man. Yeah. Ever since she was little, that kid is a fucker romantic. She only wants to hear songs on the radio that have something to do with love. I'm trying to watch. Hey, I'm Waltz. Goodie, that, no. I'm like, oh, this is Dick's stuff in music stage.

I don't want to listen to the show. I really don't want it. I don't think you would, Prince James, listen to this. Listen to some Metallic or something. What are you guys doing? Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

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Right, we're like constantly making out of the dinner tables. Oh, my God. Are there, are there like, what is, I mean, this is gonna sound wrong to say it, but I don't know, so I have to ask, but are there like, if her print seems, yeah, I mean, are her print James able to have a kid like, or is it? Would you be, would you be responsible to try it? I'm not letting him have.

Yeah, like how good I'm like impregnates a horse like with his hand up for ass. No, no, no, responsible for not like making just I don't give them protection. I just constantly burst in at the most inoperative moments. Round the clock like a watchdog. No, I mean, I'm pretty sure there aren't rules against against like two Dents and draw people have I can't because I mean, I'm pretty sure there aren't rules against, against like two Denson drug people have a kid, because I mean, there's not some law that they're not able to make a decision.

Who championed that law? And that's not a law. I don't know. But like, there's nothing like, well, they're not able to, and I don't know if like, is it like, look, they're not, whatever their mental age is, you've said in the past,

like they're sort of stuck on the laws of that Well, they sort of yeah, they get to a certain point right and Like with sage right now. She's 11. She's probably like on the reading level of say like a Six-year-old somewhere in there six to seven. She's got better at reading But yeah, you're right. It's like, can she give informed? Because if like, let's say a person of who doesn't have downs, like, you know, had sex with her, even if she's over 18, he could still get in trouble. I think you would think, yeah, I'm pretty sure. You're like, what are the eugenics laws still on

the books? Or what? And then if they did have a baby, would there be, is the baby automatically have down syndrome, or is there like a shot? I don't know. I think, but I mean, but I'm not saying I can't pair in these two things, but I know that like, two small people can have an adult size child.

Right. Right. Yeah, you've seen it, because it's all about recessed genes and whatnot. Yeah, so I don't know if that has any, if I don't know if it's in the same gene pull or not I mean should we I don't think you should even explore it because I mean that would mean that like it's that is so unlikely and so far far from now I would not even entertain it okay I'm like, okay, so you have like two people with Down syndrome. And one becomes pregnant with a baby of Down syndrome.

At least half of all the way I'm with Down syndrome do ovulate in our fertile. Between 35 and 50% of children born to mothers with Down syndrome are likely to have trisomy 21 or other developmental. So it's not guaranteed. It's interesting. Do they have any special needs or concerns in regard to birth control? That's what I would imagine, right? You put around birth control.

That's what you don't have to do. I don't want to talk about sage specifically. Yeah, let's change the subject. Can you tell me how many buttons are on your shirt? You're like down to the naval. You look like a fucking rock star. Can I just say one more thing? That if sage and Prince James do decide to get down.

I really hope that they do it on a Casper mattress. Casper is a sleeper and that created one perfect mattress sold directly to consumers, eliminating commission-driven inflated prices. And now Casper has to be happy with the picture you just planted in everyone's mind. Oh yeah. Very inclusive. It's hardly out of the box.

It doesn't even have sheets on it. Before Prince James is showing his seed. Oh, Casper's just like this. Oh, that's where it sounds like. Oh, man. No, I take the mattress, I give them the cardboard to do it on. An in-house team of engineers spend thousands of hours developing the Casper Supportive Memory phone for sleep service that's got just the right sync

and right bounce. Does your still have a bounce to it, well? Yeah. It hasn't like cave dinner or anything, with all your fucking action. Oh, that's why I got a phone, baby. Yeah. I knew springs can't handle my...

Right, those springs are gonna be popping through the ceiling and you should. Yeah, I've done what you know, since a lifetime of springs told me that like, I don't have to worry about the noise of the springs anymore. I don't have to ever worry about springs giving me away on one of your dirty deeds. Like if we be at two o'clock in the in the morning or two o'clock in the afternoon, a cast per mattress keeps your secret. That really should be their fucking campaign.

That is so fucking genius. I hadn't thought of that. The spring, like the spring industry should be driven out of business. Right. How many times have you got caught, Q, when you were younger, maybe when you're in the year, you know, in, in a house? Those springs have sold me out. Right. They have some ready mattress those springs have sold me out. Right? Yeah, some really mattress with springs popping through.

And the girl's complaining and you're like, shut up. We're gonna be together forever. Yeah, we're getting married. I love you. So it's over here. Oh, what's this? Oh, you like radio, had you like this song? Yeah.

It's like, yeah, it's hard to suck dick to Metallica. I don't think that would be a great blow job if fucking Metallica. It's going into Metallica. It's bouncing off the walls and springing so it's everywhere out of the mattress. Oh, you know, sometimes you're in the mood for that angry fucking thing. Well, it's second only to have one given by listening to corn or something it would be awful I'm just talking about like the rhythm. You don't think that that's I you know like a little bit gentle or every every time

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your personal experience with the Casper mattress or right, we already did. All right, that's it. Casper mattress. Good job. We're going to talk about this, so we love it. Oh, up. Only briefly. Yeah, I asked about it. He's, he looks like a butcher. He's got an apron on. He's been invited into a secret society. But they're not secret, though. Well, they're not secret though well well they're secret to be kept right yeah not secret but there's definitely um it's not the illuminati it's uh it's uh no no are you in there too no I'm not I'm not just because I enjoyed another organization doesn't mean I can't be multi-organizational. That's true. But the Freemasons have come a knockin' and I have answered and I have agreed to join.

But I thought you had to like... It's called Blue Lightning. What does that mean? It's... I was like, I'm not allowed to give anything away. It was in a detail. It's a fast track. Okay.

And anybody can make that decision? No. This guy had to fuck you. No, I had to inquire and I had to impress the person that I'm helping me. Right. And it seemed real difficult. This is a kind of guy who farted in his face

even if he was friend. Oh. That's the guy who kind of part of his face., the, the best rumor about Jack the Ripper right now is that he was a free Mason and that they covered up for him. Um, I'm not, I have 30 some days left. What I have to do. Um, to be honest though, a lot of things are a lot of what they're talking about a lot of what's going on Initially is a lot of fundraising and shit and I'm like This is not this doesn't sound fun at all. Yeah, I like fundraising and and and PR and shit

I just want to get out of like tickets and shit. Yeah, so yeah, they're like with a secret hand. Yeah, but But you know, I'm up for it. I gotta wear I have to wear something for some 30 days. Yeah 39 days I was most curious about when you got home and you're wearing it. Are they like what are you wearing? I explained to what what's going on. Mm-hmm. They were just they didn't even care. Like he's lying. Yeah So You'll be able to get like a license plate with the with the what of the compass That's what apparently yeah every there's no door and all the doors will be open to me and not gonna be a master of course and Would play right start blue lightning other people blue lightning. Yeah, yeah

I have not I don't know if I will be whose lightning Are you inquiring about yourself? Yeah, yeah, you know You got too many fucking honoraries and all that other kind of shit, man, but I can't like it. Oh the license plate frame I'm not supposed to post any pictures online and that's supposed to do any. I'm not really supposed to talk about the anything really. Is this an ant? It's not an ant. No, it's not an ant. I earned this on my own. This is actually earned. You know what? Having to talk to this guy week, yeah, you're people getting different. Sure. Fair enough. All right.

Yeah, there are some links in split. You're right. Q. Free Mason, free Mason. Yeah. Yeah. And like a little G thing. George Washington was a free Mason. What I have to wear goes back before the Golden Police.

Really? Now, did you have to learn the history of the three Jews and stuff like that? That hasn't been done. That hasn't been done. That's one of them. That's one of them. That hasn't been night. Unless one of them Sunday Jeff, no. No, no, no. Here was one of the three.

Because then yeah. Because I was like, well, I know Sunday Jeff and maybe Simey will vouch for me. I told him. I don't know. He might be like Simey's better than Simon, that's a funeral shit. I need to get a third, huh? I'm like, uh... No, that's not it. There's like part of Mason law lore where Three it's always Jews getting the bed end of the stick like assassinated one of the early free mason's like betrayed them

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's fucked up, man So you so they're anti-Semitic? They are not anymore. I think they were at a certain point. And the reason, one of the reasons they think that Jack the Ripper, well, is because that message you wrote on the wall. What was the message? The Jews of the ones that will not be blamed for nothing or something like that, like a cryptic message.

Helper, skelter. Yeah, but it's a reference to, to, Masonic lore. It's an interesting. Did you hear also about writing on the wall? Did you hear about Fernandez, the guy who killed something? Yeah, he what happened?

He wrote Illuminati on his forehead. Who? Fernandez, the tight end. Hernandez. Oh, really? I don't even know shit about sports. I know the guy's Illuminati. He got hung himself. Her Nandas. Oh really? I don't even know shit about sports sign of the guy's user Nandas. The guy hung himself. The guy hung himself. They're saying now he wrote

the Illuminati on his forehead. Wow, that would explain a lot. I'm looking at May 2nd here. They were okay, he's been plagued by allegations of having the gay lover now. Totally false. Is this what happens after you die? People just say shit. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like next to you another like hey,, hey, is niece used to shit on them? But yeah, they could lumen out of thing though. I is freaky, right? It is kind of weird. I didn't hear that Did you find the article about the lumen outie? Yeah, no, I'm looking at the one about the gay lover. Yeah, well that's It says the attorney of Kyle Kennedy told one of Aaron Hernandez's suicide notes had

been left for his client and revealed that it requested that his client be given the letter. Kennedy's believed to have been the last person to see Aaron Hernandez alive, though that is not... Oh, it was a prison boyfriend, allegedly. What did you think about this guy hanging himself? Were you, were you, were you moved in any way by, oh wait, yeah, here's Illuminati, but let me ask you that first.

Well, not at all. I mean, the guy, you know, has been convicted of murder, so why would I feel any sense of sadness at this? Not sad, but like the life he could have had versus the one he did have is they're so diametrically opposed. It's fucking insane. You're instead of being in one of the best places in life possible, you are in the worst place possible. I mean it's a it's a cautionary tale man. They should be this guy should be History should be told to all school children maybe leave out the gay lover stuff and the

These days you can do you can talk about the gay lover There's no problem there. Well prison lover. Yeah prison boy friends like look sometimes when you go to prison You're not you know, I don't think I don't think the Italians say that yeah, I don't think though that I'm talking about Mother fuck I'm talking about doing prison If you're in high school, yes, you can talk about that But if you're tall when a kid's younger to like you're talking to kids in middle school and grammar school like for a second graders I would not talk about the prison Sex prison sex what about the Illuminati? I wouldn't even bring the Illuminati

And I think that's too I think I think that brings a level of it makes it almost unrealistic and unreal and kids won't feel the The power of the story Yeah, you might lose some of the impact if you you know if you Include the Illuminati angle right it says our Hernandez had allegedly drawn an unfinished pyramid on the wall in blood Word Illuminati beneath the blow it a figure was much like the one that is seen on the back of US dollar bill Yeah, I don't know I mean so one that is seen on the back of the US dollar bill. Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, so look, if he's in the fucking illuminati and this is where he ended up, like nobody was protected. I'm then right now. I think the illuminati killed him. He's saying, oh, because he was going to talk about something. No, I mean, who's to know? I mean, in his fevered mind, I guess he, uh, No, I mean who's to know I mean in his fevered mind I guess he Of toxicology report a shut down the possibility that Hernandez being high at the time he took his life because they were saying that how if he

Yeah, what is synthetic marijuana? It's this it tastes like shit It's blamed for like teenagers Spoken a lot of people can't get access to weed and some of it I guess is tainted. How do you not get access to weed? I don't know. You walk down Manhattan, the whole fucking city smells like weed now. It's crazy. Yeah, I mean, I know some states out loud it, but it's this shit like I smoked at once or twice

and it's just, it's like garbage. And they didn't put anything. I don't know. I think it's just like. What makes it called marwanado?. I think it's just like what makes it called marijuana don't because I guess it mimics the effects of it. Yeah. It viewed the effects of the high. I mean, if I was in Washington Square Park today, it's like a cloud of fucking weed. It's illegal in New York. It's decriminalized. So you can smoke anywhere you want

now. You the worst you'll get if the cop even give this shit is a ticket It's like speeding Oh, so it's not decriminalized in it is yeah, speeding is not a criminal act. It's It's a misdemeanor rather than yeah, you know, it's like it's like a like Jay walking or yeah You know, I like it all out of the Jets. It's yeah, you're not gonna have a criminal record if you got busted with Now if the cop even gives a shit and for I've seen those cops don't give a shit synthetic kind of kind of been oids or a class of chemicals that are different from kind of Benoit's found in cannabis but also buying to the receptors

They're marketed as designer drugs. What was that shit that a Beth salts people used to? That was big for a while. There are several psychoactive artificial kind of annoyed families I guess they spray it, plant matter with shit. It's like some kind of synthetic chemical that they made and then you can smoke it and it sort of... Just legalize the fucking shit so people don't go around and do this. Yeah, they remember a couple months ago there was an article about like a bunch of people in Brooklyn that were like walking around like zombies from smoking this shit, but I have a feeling that it's probably something different than this. Yeah, right

So They're capable of causing clinical intoxication and death Many compounds have been banned in the US I had a dream the other night that I was smoking meth with Pam and Edgar. I'm not sure what- oh speaking of which, Pam and Edgar just celebrated their 50th anniversary. Oh man. That is something to- A plod and- Celebrate?

Recognize and- Is it? And to- And to- It's a lot of our romance. And to, like, you know, put up on a mountain and just be like you know like it can be done Should it be done is the question Because when they said it I was like

That's a lifetime. That's a lifetime 50 fucking years 50 years with their best friends together forever 50 years she did she was farting on his face so you might be right yeah they went down are they that close they as close as the as the nameless baseball player and dancer what could she have done that with the reaction been the same would it be like would Edgar give an interview at length about how like that's we're close and you know the second somebody farks in your face or about it took 50 years I know it just happened we sealed the best friend deal.

I don't know I don't know I think it was just like he that guy seems like beaten down at this point he's not the Edgar I grew up with. Yeah. No he's just sort of like Whatever there's no fight in a dog. No, just embrace me sweet that happens with me Yeah, do you do you um do you point to go on them harder now than ever? As we do you attribute that Do you attribute that weakness to them to the 50 years? Oh, like she, part of it probably.

Wow, really? Yeah. She actually inspired me recently to start rereading the Tibetan book of Living in Dying Q. Because she still hung up on Things like her things these are my good things these are like she loves shit so much like She was saying I guess she had the this box of Crayola crayons from 1990 with collectors colors, right? Okay now it's sitting at the back of a fucking desk drawer that she was looking for So I'm 20 for what I'm for 28 years almost 30 years

Almost 30 years it's sitting there I've never been used the grandkids never even got to use it right? Okay, thank here's a thing Evidently at some point during those 30 years somebody did use them because she like, I guess she went to the drawer and was like, oh, my collector's crew. What's wrong with that? Why is it empty? Oh, limited edition cra-

Yes. And got all fucking upset because they were collector. It was a-it's like, there's no such thing as a fucking collectible fucking crayon marker. They were making that color anymore I don't they don't but but you show me the person who collects crayons and I show you a person who will collect anything anything anything on her so but most likely though those crayons were used by her grandchildren have a good time. She's pissed about it. It was like who cracked open my Fabergea. It was like that level of like oh my god my good crayon. What is it?

insane. What is the box of those crayons go for an eva right now? Oh you looked. Oh, yeah. You're not a fucking believer. Ah, what were they, what they retail for 1990? I think they retailed for like $14.99 somewhere around there. It's a tin box that says like, and they did it for a couple years. It was like 90 through 94 until they're like, I guess nobody's buying this. There's one person who's really like into the collectible crayon market. And she, I guess she, she put it away. person who's really like into the collectible crayon market. And she, I guess she put it away and at some point somebody used it and.

But she was almost 30 years. She had, she was safe. You didn't even notice. You didn't even use 29 years ago. She went in a fucking known. But like in her mind, her collectible crayons were safe and unused and as mint and christian mint

the charade yeah if you can fool yourself into thinking like because she was like well you know that we worth money i'm like to who to who i went on eBay for ninety nine buy it now nobody's even buying it at 490 depreciated Almost 70% over the years and she can't take a write-off Like stocks, but I was like oh my god like she just she's there She's can't if Ed if Edger dies before her

Guaranteed if the show hoarders is still on, she's on it. Because she buys so much shit that she never uses, puts away, I need this, I need that. They went to Cape May for a couple days for their anniversary, comes back with a whole bag full of shit, just like stuff to like. But, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

but I was getting texts like for less couple weeks. I thought there may have been a cruise by all the by the sons and daughters were going to be given as a gift. Did that happen? Well, not yet. It's still happening. Oh, you may find out about it right now. We even told him yet.

But my brother and my brother Eric and I researched it and found like the best one for them because you can't let them set it up They text me Think no way the impractical Joker's cruise. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, I think it's a sweet discount But is that they walk right out of the space monkey show. Oh, yeah Oh, shit. What I'm gonna say. Oh, so, so if we let them set it up, like they go to Cape May and Pam texts me because you were watching the taking care of the dog and the cats and all that shit.

And she's like, we're coming home today. I'm like, you're coming home on your anniversary, the day of your anniversary? She's like, yeah, we're gonna come home and we're gonna go out and get dinner. I'm like, why wouldn't you stay one more day? The day of your anniversary and They're like and she's like, oh yeah, I guess we should and then they stayed and I'm like, has this not occurred to you

Like it's it's just weird the way Well, it's weird that she's also like okay, we'll do it because you said it Well, I just don't think I don't think the idea had fucking occurred to them. How could it not? I don't know, but there's a lot of shit that doesn't fucking that doesn't it. Like, my mother's a kind of person, like, she doesn't think things through, like, even way worse than I do. And I have to tell her, like, yeah, but what about this?

Like, the amount of money she wastes on shit, and she's like looking through the bed and breakfast. She's like, oh, this is a nice room, but for $30 more, you get all this, which is like twice the size of the room and a hot tub and all this other shit. Do you think it's worth it? I'm like, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. You never go anywhere. And like that's what, like on the anniversary, I'm like, why are you so hot? To get back to you. Was the anniversary ruined by the, by the discovery of the crayons? No, the crayons, thankfully, that came a few days after they got back. So they had time to settle in before the bomb was dropped.

The colorful Creola bomb. And the fucked up thing. Well, as a result, her cousin has a husband who works at the Crayola factory, like works for Crayola. I guarantee they got fucking pallets of that shit sitting around that she could get for free. Well, what was the resolution of what finally calmed her down and what like, how'd you talk her up?

The fucking realization that she can't do anything about it, that she can't do anything about it. And I told her I was like, I was like, you know what, like in the 90s, there was a death of Superman, is she, right? And everybody had to get it. And everybody knows the fucking story. And I said, if you walked in today with that fucking issue, what wouldn't even take it for free, I bet? The death of yes, it's the return of Superman and white bag. The white bag. Okay. That's one. Yeah. It doesn't matter. She know what

the analogy is. Right here in front of everyone. Yes. For her what the analogy. You know, you should be able to know how you ruined it. Right here in front of everyone, yes. Thanks for her. She thinks I'm fucking, she's like, he's on TV about comics, you must know. So you helped her out. You got your little Superman story made to realize that, you know? No, I don't think so. Not at all. I guarantee like the next thing. She also, she got mad about like this fucking exercise ball

That her dog attacked like you know those balls where you do crunches on them and shit It looks like a big yeah, they have a baseball. Yeah, they haven't been gyms. It looks like big beach balls Now when I tell you that this thing if the dog hadn't fucking played with it It was about to turn into dust and it's like half deflated and had like a giant stuffed Mickey Mouse sitting on it and the dog like I guess the Mickey Mouse fell off or whatever but she has to like get to the bottom of everything. Like I told her one time we were at the mall and she's like she's like I wonder what this guy's like she's always like wondering what somebody's doing or why something was done or like who can I blame for this kind of thing? And I was like,

and it was in that moment, I was like, I'm gonna write a movie about her called insecurity guard. And it was going to be like her in a mall. I think I must have told you about this. And then somebody told me like, ah, that movie would never shell. And then fucking Paul Clark came out. Yeah. Let's see. I missed my window. But she's big into that. It always like. I know who did this? Like something always, I want to go back to the moment where like somebody blamed her for something and it like stuck in her and became part of like her, her fucking DNA that she later on in life, she has to be like, I need to a fixed blame. And only then will there be some sort of satisfaction, you know, who did that?

Why would somebody do this? No, who put this here? Well, a lot of times it's like, it's your fucking 11 year old special needs granddaughter. Is that cool by you? And what's that here's reaction when she's having a meltdown about the crans? Like, I mean, he can't hear hardly checked out. So, oh my god. Oh yeah, he's totally like, it's like, there's no way he made 50 years without that sort of power. Yeah, there's no way. He's gotta have it. Just check out a reality. But is that a super power?

Is that more, is that more, is that more, is that more? Survival. Yeah, it's more of like a survival. My dad did the same thing. Yeah, just checked out. Just the TV's on as loud as it can go. I don't, it's like, you're so mean. That's not a hearing thing then.

It's just like, I can just drown out my life. So are you saying that at a certain point, they're like, I should be looking into the ability to check out? I don't know if I could just be like, just check out. I think you got to walk your own path buddy because it's very it's it's quite possible you could hit 50 years. I mean what are you at 20? 94 three down 94 what is it now so 22004 was so this will be 23 years. So I could double half way home half way there

Get on the Cape May sure you can make it absolutely without checking out. Only you can answer that question. Because here's a thing like once the girls are out of the house, then you're trapped. No, I can't check out them. Man, like I would feel like that would be like, that would be a weakness. I would feel like that would be like that would be a weakness. I would consider that being a weak minded like I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't deal with it. I'd be like fucking Fernandez fucking in jail.

That's the reason I was a prison book friend. I'm drawing a bloody ahead playing a hangover. Checking out to me is the equivalent of hanging yourself in a prison cell. Okay, I don't disagree. You can tell you dad that I don't want to have an anger him. Yeah, hey, hey, you're just a waltz. You might as well have had a gay lover in prison and hang yourself in regard to what.

I'm like, no context for you, buddy. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said.

That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said.

That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he 13 years. Checked out yet. I don't believe it. Check it out for you is not like like. It's very hard. Wait, so you can include rageful moments. Yeah, checking out is being basically a turn upup wearing trousers Okay, that's what checking out. That's what I equate checking out to me Like basically do they put produce in your clothes Just imagine you're gonna turn up with his trousers Turn up I love that turn turn this my dad My god full check out As your dad checked out I mean now you're talking about like he's fucking catatonic

I don't know about that yeah, he's not that he definitely still get pissed once My dad we're talking about come on. He's got Johnson blood portion through those veins Yeah, no, I guess I'm not checked out then you are not checking to angry all the time Checked out. Yeah, there's a I guess we all have checked out his defeat right checked out is like I give up It's like you don't react you bait like I said your your You're just wearing some clothes, right? Yeah, I can't not react to some shit. So it's healthy now Yeah, it's the first time It's still you know, it's still the sparks still there.

Yeah, they're flying all over. It looks like one of those like metal shops where people are grinding steel and sparks are flying everywhere. You're pouring gasoline on the walls. Yeah, myself. The walls are melting in the neighbors. Like, is that house on fire? I think I got a little girl.

If you're into collecting stuff like Pam is, oh boy, do I get something for you? It's a Luke Crate wall. Did you ever hear of this? I heard of this. I'm holding my Luke Crate Walt, did you ever hear of this? I heard of this. I'm holding my Luke Crate shit right now. You got some Luke Crate stuff, Kim? Yeah, some pencils.

That's pretty sweet. I like Luke Crate, man. Are you the envy of your friends? Yeah. But do people like, where did you get those pencils, man? Yeah. They're like, dude, what's up with those pencils? Fuck's that black box that shows up on your doorstep

once a month. We're curious about that. Right, tell us about it. Tell us about it. Sweet fucking figures. I got some. I got a little crib right here. Look at this. I got a t-shirt. I don't know what that is, but it's a t-shirt. It's a little craters t-shirt of primal rage. Yeah, you did a video game, but they had a great stranger thing. Pretty good-looking gorilla. Look at this shit. They got a Jessica Jones. I've seen on Netflix. Was that a QM figure Q-fig Q-fig what's a Q-fig is that like a

What what are the pops like ripoff type thing? Yeah, I guess so right and here's a fucking metal one. That's Wolverine Woolfie in metal sweet a lucrative exclusive I say Everything's a lucrative exclusive that's in the box. Oh there are like this Lego dimensions game He's a exclusive fucking cyborg figure And I'm sweet. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, all the kind of shit. I'm just talking about you don't need I've never I've never understood the Lego phenomena But I get there's a Zen kind of fucking thing and I don't partake it myself. He's a Tetris magnet. I mean, it's like like play school fucking figures

You're not excite fucking grown men. He was the thing I'm told by people who do it It's like I tell that to muse. I never said like he had a full raging boner with two fucking bags full of fucking legos It's like a meditation thing. I'm told Like you just shut your mind off and check out. Check out. I am a little worried about, I would be a little concerned if like, if I had a neighbor who was into Legos, I feel like check the registry,

the criminal registry, make sure he's not a one of those kinds of guys. Check the eugenics registry. I will say this, I normally I would agree with you, but my buddy Justin, right? Rick and Morty guy, Justin. He has a garage that he converted into his office, and when you go into that office,

it's a narrow path through things he's built. It's like the warehouse of the end of the raiders. And he's a genius. And he's a fucking genius. So if it's good enough for him, like not get him Steve Dave genius. No, no, he's a legit creative he's a fuck so if it's good enough for him like not get him Steve Dave genius No, no, he's a legit creative genius. Oh, I Creative genius right not a different type of securing cancer. Different either he's get him

Yeah, get him as a genius in his own way though. He is I won't wait away from the cribious society, but yet Yeah, he's still you know you still young he can adventure Rick and Morty's next level so it really is fucking like next level like the pilot I was like what the fuck it's the only thing on its level. There's not a TV show I'm not even sure they ever will be a TV show as fucking good as that show. It's really astounding Yeah, how fucking good is that show? It's it's really astounding. Yeah, how fucking good it is. I'll bet you adjust and get fucking Lou Crate. He's monster, right? They should send him some of he doesn't. Yeah, Lou Crate, what the hell? Guys are genius. In May's

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Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you guys. Walt, you're very accommodating to young Alicia when it comes to concerts and such. You've gotten car services. Tried. You've gone to shows that got canceled Yes, I didn't go they got canceled got canceled in advance. You got the tickets you get your money back I Think that I possibly but it was like they were like fight all our tickets

So it was just meaners like 10 bucks. I was like in a battle for that 10 bucks back It just mean her is like 10 bucks. I was like in a battle for that 10 bucks back Let's say you spent anywhere from $4,000 to a hundred thousand dollars a person have you heard of this the fry festival? No, you hear about this you hear about this cute. It's just like the figure. I'll fuck that. This is the jaw rule I heard somebody else. I don't read the news anymore. So I don't I don't know what's going on Yeah, I this caught my eye because I can't tell if I, if I think it's funny or it's horrible that this happened. Cause it's a bunch of like young like hipster types who are into these bands

that I've never heard of. Like what? We're gonna give me some names, give me some band names. Let's see. Well, I know you're going to know the one band that, uh, that, Well, I know you're going to know the one band that canceled right before the festival. And that's Blink 182. Oh, sure. I didn't think anybody cared about Blink 182 anymore, but they do evidently.

So they have this festival. They set it up. I saw the commercial for it on YouTube. It's basically like super hot girls on jet skis riding around. And it's like the ultimate and entertainment, the ultimate luxury. And it's supposed to like, you're going down to this. What they said was Pablo Escobar's private, like island. And they're going to be all these, all these, like, use all these like huts and shit setup. So like not huts, but you know, like, I don't know, like they built like these little houses. Okay. Right. And gourmet food with with

all kinds of stuff. And what happened was this is I heard about the food is what I heard about yeah like they got Cheese sandwiches in like the styrofoam boxes there wasn't enough water I guess most of the bands that were supposed to be there weren't there. I'm looking at saying it was It's a hundred million dollar suit against the The guys who set it up because Jawroll and tech entrepreneur Billy McFarland. Who's Ja Rule? He's a rapper.

What's his famous song? Do you know Kia? I don't know. Do you have a father that's famous too? Daughter Rule. Ja Rule? Isn't that like Fresh Prince's son? No.

Oh no, you're... No. That's Jaden Smith. Different kid. Yeah, different guy. uh... fresh princess son no no you're no that's jade and sped different could you different guy uh... he sang it wasn't a scam but evidently when they got there it was um... it was not at all like they said it was going to be well uh... there were no they were they had ten set up that were left over from

like you know and they sent up refugee camps. Shit. That's what they had. There wasn't enough water, there wasn't enough food. None of the bands were there. What's up? How much did people pay? Anywhere from 4 to 100,000 dollars a person. 100 grand a person. I guess for that you're like partying with John Rulan his fucking his yacht Javarl has a yacht. I guess so. I mean this is this is the way it looks that

Crumbles in the Bahamas, okay? So it descended into chaos. I guess he was gonna be One of the guys that was singing performances by G O O D with periods after. Oh good music. Major laser, Migos and more. Promoted by Instagram and Florches such as Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Emily Reddajouk Kowski. Oh she's good looking. That's the one who is Dancer Out of a festival. Dancer Out through Titz and that Robin Thick video. That's her.

Very good looking lady. But like one of those people, it's like, I'm sorry, why is she famous again? Cause she had a Titz out in a fucking video. I guess so. What are you talking about? Weak and ticket packages starting around 1200 and topping six figures with extras

was supposed to compete in an increasingly elaborate landscape of boutique music festivals. I guess they're trying to be like Coachella or something. And they said the promised amenities were instead dirt field soggy tents and folding chairs. None of the A-listers showed up and it was to talk conspiracy while you can check in with your free masmasons about this, that the A-listers, such as that Jenner girl and the other ones were told ahead of time, don't come because it's totally fucked. They got it said, sandwiches. I don't think I would need the help of the free-masons to, I wouldn't even constitute that as a conspiracy.

No? That's just a heads up. The assholes that don't have a hierarchy of that. That's probably exactly what happened. There's a conspiracy in that. No, that they let the people keep coming to the festival knowing it was going to happen. Instead of just issuing a statement being like, look, we're fucking definitely not ready for this shit. So we're going to postpone it for six months or whatever.

Yeah, but there's no conspiracy. They, they fucked up. But by telling the A-listers not to come, that's probably a, like, it's probably by people inside the organization, a few of them probably did probably tell the A-listers. The managers are some shit like you can't go to this. The manager is some shit like you can't go to this Nothing that was promised was delivered the deluxe lodge package for which they had paid 3,500 forking size beds in a chic living room lounge

They had a tent Some tents had beds, but somewhere unfurnished Festival employees were telling people to grab a tent, a tent he started running. People were stealing beds out of tents. It was just chaos. I'll tell you what, I didn't have any locks. The beds were damp, the blankets were soaked from a storm the night before. This sort of shit does not happen on the impractical jokers cruise. Let me tell you something. Nothing but professionalism on the impractical jokers cruise. No cheese sandwiches. No cheese sandwiches. I didn't, no cheese sandwiches. No cheese sandwiches.

Full 24 hour buffet on that and pride those yoga screws. Hey, when 92% sold out, so if you want to come, you got to get those tickets quick. That's what I'm saying. This isn't going to be like the fry festival. This is not, this is going to be fucking. This surprises in store. Mm-hmm.

With food, beds, linen. You're not going to have to steal beds from other rooms. No. And the big acts are sure to be there, right? Yeah. But they've already locked down a major talent from what I understand. That's right, Brian Johnson will be there.

There's only, I was waiting at the port, and they're like, look, it's not for another couple of months. You gotta go home. Yeah. So far, I think the only acts we've locked in are you and Sean Clutch, the Elvis tribute artist, and you guys, and David Zucker, and I was there. But we, you know, we know he's coming, it's gonna be great. Due to circumstances out of their control,

the physical infrastructure was not in place on time, we were unable to fill, fulfill on that vision safely and enjoyably for our guests. But are they stuck on the island? The fuck? Yeah, they were stuck on the island. They can't even get off. It took a little while, but then they got to... I guess they started flying people out of their own planes and shit.

We were working to place everyone on complimentary chargers back to Miami today. Could you imagine the fucking insult to injury if they're like, by the way, you got to pay for the chargers? They're asking for everyone's patience. I mean, can you imagine? Wait, it's still going on? It's still on stuff on this island? No, I think I remember you's off right now.

In an interview, Mr. McFarlane, that's one of the, that's the jaw rules partner. The hardest day of my life. Oh, poor baby. He and jaw rule were forced to make an emergency landing in the Bahamas during a flying lesson in a small old plane. I mean, can you imagine he, like, at all, he would have any complaint as opposed to just like lay alone and shut the

fuck up. That was like, when that oil thing blew up, the oil rig and the fucking. No, no, the last one that just happened the British people to horizon. And the guy was like, ah, the president of British BP was like, I, you think I don't want to get back to my life. Yeah, there was like, you think I don't want to get back to my life? Yeah, and then there was like, I was like, what the fuck is that dude? Don't say that. Jowrool, I guess he's getting sued. Janice Smith is getting sued.

Everybody's getting sued. Janice Smith? No, I'm just kidding. There was something, Jowrool had a great quote though. He was like, what the fuck is Jowrool? I didn't realize Jowrool was, I I thought wasn't he like an actor for a while? Let me look over. Whoa hold on a second. John Rool responds to gay rumors did he leave his wife for a prison cellmate? I can't believe this. This is from when?

Oh this is from 2013. Is that just on your filter on your like for any gay sex room? Yeah, that's the app I have. Like, prisonboyfriend.com. It just seems like that. No, that was just a link here. It just is the only news that your tablet will show you. Yeah, there's the cheese sandwich that you would have. Oh, my God. Disgusting. It's all like melty with with shitty fucking lettuce. And you know, John Rowe was not involved in any of this shit, and he's like, what the fuck? I want to look up John Rowe Quilt, because it was pretty...

I don't want to get it wrong. It was, let's see. Oh, Chad, he does these Christian movies. That's right. Does he? Yeah, he's a born again type thing. That's right. Now that's a rapper. That's what I remember. He started doing like Christian movies. Was he one of those rappers that was very un-Christian before? I believe so. Like a two-life crew? Like a like a... Yeah, he's a criminal. He's punching people, punching people shooting people just got prison boyfriends yeah he's he got and now he's doing Christian move he was driving suspended license for possessing marijuana well he he's aggressive a

gun possession look to God you know forgets well that's the whole point of that yeah but I'm just saying um oh here's here's what it was supposed to be a bunch of skinny white girls and bikinis running around. Not cheese sandwiches and bed stealing. I bet you those are Casper mattresses they were trying to steal from you. In July 2011, Jowrool received an additional 28 month prison sentence for tax evasion

for failing to pay taxes on more than $3 million. We come and want to do 1.5, you know? And they deserve it. They deserve it. They do, they were tired for it. Sure. They fucking deserve that. Joe rule is heartbroken.

Wow, Joe rule looks kind of old. He's 41. Really? Oh, this must be taken post-fri. He looks older than 41. He, I wish I could find his quote. He was like, we're gonna, what the fuck did he say? It was like, we're gonna party like,

we're gonna, we're gonna live like rock stars, party like movie stars and fuck like porn stars. Or something like that. That is not a very Christian. Yeah, that's not a little. Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, 100% I'm sure that was him.

And he must not be doing the work. He's gonna sell, he's trying to sell., that's it. That's it. That's it. Sure, I was his quote 100% I'm sure that was it. And he must not be doing well. He's got a cell. He's trying to sell you think John rules going to be out there partying with those people. Yeah, but you can't sell. You got to make money. If you're a Christian, you can't sell. You can't sell out like that. Just you can. No way. And not it. Of course you can. Not have any credibility in the when you go back to the world and your Christian movies. Well, it's between him and God, well,

what Christian movies was he in? I'm in love with a church girl. Ooh, hello. Yeah, church girl, huh? I don't think it's, I don't think it's like you think. Oh, really? Yeah. It doesn't turn her. Now I think she turns him.

I think he's like a rapper. Oh, he's like, yo, yo, yo, you're not leaving God. And she's like, but he'll touch your heart. And he's like, all right. Yeah, that's basically it. Designer, push a T, little Yachtie. Lil Yachtie was there for Christ's six. Why don't they, you know, they should have booked us to go.

Would you have, you probably would have gone, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they'd be like, we want the jokers there. What depends on the money, but yeah, what do it want? Hmm, then what do you do want you there? Do you like, if they're like the night before I fucking party like a rock star, I fuck like a porn star? Mm hmm. What was the 13? Live like a movie? Yeah, live like a rocks, I don't know

whatever I do is. Mm hmm. That's what I do. So if you found out, right, the jokers get 48 hours notice they're like this fucking fry festival is gonna be a fucking nightmare. Yeah. Don't come. Do you let other people know or do you keep it close to the fucking list?

Well, did they pay me in advance? And they didn't pay anybody. They didn't pay anybody. They haven't paid me? No, I gotta tell people. You tweet it? I gotta. Oh, but John Rool's like, come on man. I got a oh, but John rules like

Come on, man. I don't think that Joe rule has the relationship with his fans that We do over Prattles jokers right because I think ever came out that jokers knew I want to do it Mm-hmm got from it one member of the four color demons went to that fucking island to see the impractal jokers play and they got fucked I couldn't live with myself right they're like I'm turning in my number and patch Yeah, speaking that number is in patches man. We we should pimped it website Okay, or or at all Let them know that they can pick up TSD out of context. I mean supposedly people were climbing for that

I know they're not clamoring. I was so much clamoring. I don't see much. I look at the downloads. I'm like, are you kidding me? Really? Are you kidding me? Oh, I heard it was like, when are you going to release that? Um, clamor more people. Making clay. It's like, when are you going to open that up to people who didn't

weren't able to back it? Well, it has been opened up. It has been it is available on tellmsteve Dave's calm Right Are you saying we're losing money on this website? No, you can't I think you can we got a shut it down Oh, you gotta pay you got to pay to fucking host it. It's like eight dollars a month. We already paid for it You know, I'm saying Yeah, but you got the house. You don't have any outstanding debt tango. It happens when next year comes around.

Well, we'll talk about next year with it then, but you're right though. But we could, you don't have to buy our digital files on Bandcamp no more. You can buy them straight out through the EU website. Bandcamp is going to be upset. Once a year Bandcamp took notice of that fucking Christmas. That was an extra ditch. That's all you ever heard from Bandcamp was around then. Where were they in the middle of summer when they never reached out? They didn't just reach out and be like, hey, how you doing? You said you're fourth in July card. Q, you're a fantasy sports fan. Did you hear the news? Yeah, what's the news? Is this

about Fandall? Fandall just launched Fantasy Golf. If you love golf. I love fantasy. I love winning cash prizes. Yes. Playing on Fandall, then you've got to try fantasy golf because it's easy Pick a golfer for your team stand-up the salary cap and Yes, and he holds the one cup of times here. I came so fucking now the answer is no, but I came so close to Where to have one of the clips for this week is like I came At the two years ago the derogita or charity You can win a car if you got a hole in one. I came within threea jida or charity, you could win a car if you got a hole in one. I came

within three feet of it. Well, nobody could believe it. Because I promise the whole girl that if I won, she could have the car. Because I would have had to do it. Standing right there watching me. I mean, I golf so badly that I was

like, I'm not even gonna get over the fucking water trap. And it was I'll like everybody started going berserk because it was a straight shot It was a pure accident. I have no skills But it was and it was like it landed and we saw it bouncing go near the hole And the whole everybody was going fucking birds are the guy who sits in the hole to monitor it Got up and was like looking at it and stuff like that and the girl was like, you know She thought you got a car and then I didn't go We should have been cool if you were just like, you know, I'm just gonna pick it up for you anyway honey.

Yeah. What kind of car was it? I don't remember. There's a couple of years ago. Is brand new car now? Brand new car. Yeah. It was like a truck.

It was like a... Oh, so it was something like... An escalator, some shit like that. Some crazy. Yeah. I had spinners on it and shit. Yeah. You would have looked like the man if I had known.

Don't worry about it. I know I suck the gun. Well, you made that thrill. Remember that, that, that, and that. Yeah, you would look like the man if I know don't worry about it I know I suck a gun you may not That thrilled remember that that that in that moment where you thought you may have had hold the one the feeling And I thought I didn't have to pay taxes on that car for the story Yeah, I remember that feeling cuz that's what went through my mind. I was like oh fuck it. It's a 50 grand car Yeah, well I was so happy when that didn't sink Yeah, well I was so happy when that didn't sink Someone not obsessed with taxes would have felt like the excitement in the rush when that wall was heading towards that hole

Yeah, you can feel that way if you go on a fandall and compile a fantasy team of golfers right That you could get that rush That you know the rush of waiting fucking five minutes for somebody to put a put into a fucking hole from like three feet away and Everyone's like oh You could experience that shit Yeah, it's awesome you can win and win. Yeah, that's the best part of it all Golf you got to really love golf to watch that shit, right? It's so boring We just put it on the firehouse. Yeah, like background

You know what I mean? Because you can't really focus but of course you can't because nothing's happening. If they talk all low and shit while the golfers are like it's like they're right in their ear. It's like aren't they like pretty far away? I don't know where they are but they do talk like it like a... He's got his pre-wood. He's got his three wood. He's got it, hell. I wish Adam Sandler would make a sequel to Happy Gilmore. Would you like it that much? Yeah. Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, relate to, like, major films for me when I was a kid.

Okay, that's your... No, I watched your generation. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Poor bastards. No, no. No, I love Catty Shack. I love Catty Shack, but Happy Gilmore was like the fucking man. generation so Yes, or best But happy Gilmore was like the fucking man. It was the best It was the best is that the one where it's like

Have a nice glass of shut the hell up still a bit of spence stiller in that one. Yeah, where's a tone was grandma? That's the moment I remember that I did think was funny the price is right guy Bob Barker. Yeah, now you that the smile I love it man. That's so funny that shit That that No taxes on me Why so it's the lower your opinion of it. It's so why is that terrible? It's not I remember watching that and being like This is so stupid. This is so why is that stupid? He's beating up an old man That's a hysterical and then he turns around and beat him up. I Remember the scene. Yeah, you know, I get prices wrong bitch. Yeah, that is just not my

Dogs and cats neutered in space. It's just not my cup of tea I just that that that level of humor doesn't do it for me. I I expect more from really yeah, from like knowing, I can have a little bit of thought. What a thought more of you than that you would have, that you wouldn't have. Which means you're nothing less of them. I don't give a shit, I love it.

Abigail Moore came out. It got to be 96. 96. Oh, 96. All right, so I was 19 as old, 19, 20 19 20's but I still watch and love it yeah yeah I realize that you there's a whole bunch of guys out there that love it like you yeah most of them have prints before their name you

you're telling me you like Billy Madison? Billy Madison. I don't know if I saw it. That's where he goes back to school. He's got to go to school. All the grades in two weeks. I don't really, I don't know if I saw it. I really, I gotta say like, I like Adam Sandler in dramatic shit.

Like punch truck love. Yes. I love him in punch truck love. I thought it was awesome. But like, I saw a Netflix sandy wax layer. You don't like sandy waxler? I saw Ten seconds of the trailer and he's doing that baby voice. I'm like I'm out. Oh maybe I'm out. I watched it. I made me live Yeah, I have a soft spot. I have a weird shit Here we go. Well, let me finish up this fan

I'm gonna shut this fan down. I'm gonna watch it on Netflix. We'll get into it. I forgot about this. I forgot this was the top. If you're excited about Facebook. TV viewing to get to a fucking sucka dick too? Oh, you better believe it. No, I'm using the phrase that you came in

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Literally, I'm not even kidding around. I'm not exaggerating. So, but tomorrow it's, it's a whole new game. Wow. Yeah, so if you want to bet, ask Fandall if you can bet on a Fitbit Walker. But yeah, this, this guy is, he's trying to go for the most woke So if you want to bet, ask Fandall if you can bet on Fitbit Walker. But yeah, this, this guy is, he's trying to go for the most woke ever. I'm not trying by, I'm not trying by not only watching. He's, he's hoping that somebody will hack into his Netflix account and see the library of shows.

He's watching and maybe post it on the internet for all the world to see how woke he is. Uh, that, I would be like, hey man, what could he do? But no, he has to go and post it himself on Twitter. And at the, at the show, he's like, hey everybody, I don't like it. If you want to be woke, watch. I didn't say you were a white people. And they're like, oh, cute, you're so woke.

I didn't say if you want to be woke. He is what, he is a thing. It's a fucking great show. Did you watch it? I didn't watch it now. Yeah, you're so cool. I didn't say if you want to be well. Here's what's, here's the thing. It's a fucking great show. Did you watch it? I didn't watch it now. Yeah, nice. It's so good.

It's so well done. And like so many people are like, it's racist to why people. I'm not gonna watch it because it's really, and it's like, it is not that. And it's getting buried under that. And I'm like, I don't want that. Is that what people are saying? That's what people are saying.

Yeah. It's about, it's just like a, like basically, it's not this exactly, but it's basically a black Campus house and their experiences in this overwhelmingly white rich college Comedy it is is very funny. Yeah, it's but it's based around the fact that there was this black face party and the whole 10 episodes deals with overall deals with the effects of that on the campus and stuff, but it's not that. It's like almost like a regular sitcom in a lot of ways where it follows the characters and each episode

follows a different character and it's kind of written real cleverly because something you've seen the first episode didn't happen until chronologically the end. So it's got that kind of like thing going on and Characters so fucking good and the acting is so good that it's just like it's a shame that People are just fucking blowing up on it for no reason. Is it are people shit? Not because of that like a lot of people you are according to my Twitter. Yeah, oh really? Yeah, maybe I'm like I'm not watching it because of traces people are like yet you're my least favorite joke or now Yeah, yeah, I'm a traitor. I'm telling you. I'm catching shit. I've been here. I heard a more than once

Man, what's that people are like this is racist shit. This is this is a but it's it's such a small part of the series and how good it is Oh, wait a second Katie Hopkins accused of racism. Oh after deer. Okay. who is this person? She's a broadcaster in the UK. She said, what did she say? Dear black people, if your lives matter, why do you stab and shoot each other so much? Legit question from, what was her name, Katie Hopkins? Is this somebody on the show? Is this part of the...

No, I don't know where this is. This is a, I guess she's, okay, she's a former celebrity, big brother contestant. I mean, you can't. Of course you're going to listen to somebody like that. It's a good, I think you would like it. It's anybody would like it. It's a good show, man. It's very, because somebody was just like, it looks like whitey bad.

It's all like about how white people are bad and shit like that. And it's not that. It's not that. It's not that. It's, it's the, the characters that have followed are way more flawed than like fucking anybody else. And like that's what I don't know. It's not, I put it on being like, all right, let me check it out. And I ended up watching the entire series in a day.

Oh, it was good. Really? You liked it that much. It was fucking you had to keep watching. It was good. So why am I wrong for seeing something that's good that's getting shit for just existing and for being like, no, man, that's this is good. You should watch this. Why are you getting shit? Yeah. I don't know. From you. Oh, for men. Oh, wait, did I give you shit? Yeah. Oh, because because you're bragging about being woke. I have certain

Maybe some fucking text will get leaked Posting about how woke he is. I wasn't posting about it. The show Called me woke and I screen capped that tweet and I said the Brian. It's not bragging. That's presenting facts Don't speak in the facts. facts, I just real quick, I found out a fact that I may, and this is, we may have to cut this if it goes, if it doesn't sound good though, shockingly, I found out something that may be the reason

why the Middle East is so fucked up. Sun baked, is this from the Mason's already? This is from the Hed is so fucked up. Sun-baked. Is this from the Mason's already? This is from the Vietnam told me this. Well, I think I know. Is this about Cooper? No, it's about Q. Because I was watching him practical jokers

and he was in the middle of a task, of a challenge, and he turned and there was a lady, like a Muslim lady, and you wouldn't fuck with her. Why was that? Well, what did they tell me? I was dialoguing with official telephsimtave Muslim wabsie and we're both we both demand an answer. What's today tell me to do? I forget what you're supposed to say something. It's probably about how being a woman than than her about being a Muslim. I think so. Let me say um so I don't want to disrespect no women. You lost because you wouldn't joke around flirtatiously with a Muslim moment wearing a scarf. And you triggered, he triggered him with your Islamophobia.

Well, what did she look like? Me too. She looked like a Muslim lady with a, with a pretty Muslim leader or fucking, I mean, they're all pretty under all the eyes. I mean, what the fuck woke man? I'm not gonna tell you just see your eyes. I thought she wasn't in a burgers. She had like that scar fun. But, but, but,

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but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, And, um, get him so actually finally saw a picture of my dog and he made the joke he was like, um, he goes, your dog, um, your dog could never, um, take down a terrorist or something. He's way too cute. And I said, well, maybe I can, I said to him, well, maybe he would take down a terrorist in another way. I said, what if we air dropped French bulldogs? Instead of dropping bombs on the Middle East, I said, what if we air dropped French bulldogs? Instead of dropping bombs on the Middle East, I said, why can't we drop French bulldogs? And because I promised you, I said, if one of these terrorists, all of a sudden had to have a dog in his lap, a French bulldog, I defy that person

to want to kill anybody. So clearly, you haven't seen the footage of ISIS training by fucking like they're hanging up live dogs and they're like stabbing them in shit with like swords and stuff. Good for you because it is fucking horrific. Well then get them informed me because I said, I said, there's smaller target. There's some pictures of French bulldogs that are so fucking cute. I said, isn't that also why they give dogs to prisoners in jail to rehabilitate them, to connect with their human motions

and to find compassion, it feelings and everything. And I said, we should be doing that, dropping dogs, especially cute dogs, into these hot zones. Yeah, some of them, they're gonna fucking eat them. This is your biggest idea since Midgets for child molesters. But I didn't realize though that Muslims can't be friends with dogs. They can't. They can't consider a dog like man's best friend. I mean I have a man's friends that have dogs that can tell me that it's they can only. Are you sure you can't see the word most

low like masal fall asleep over here but you're a woke son long day not physically he sent me screen caps of of like things he found online where it says like they can only use dogs they can only use dogs to To guard sheep and to like meant to use them in to attack Christians like they can't be in the house

Campy in the house like dogs can't even be in the house. It's unclean They consider the hair unclean and everything and why do you want to save this region? Well, well That's what I got very upset when he showed me all this stuff because I'm like, well, but then I thought to myself, well, maybe that's why we could trace back, like why there's maybe a disconnect, maybe in terms of like feeling the right compassion and emotions and everything. Muslims don't like dogs and not like Christians like Michael Victor. Well, I don't think that Michael Victor was like a big proponent of Christianity though. Yeah. Can you be a good Muslim and still have a dog?

Let's see. I'm fine. You just talked to your guy, Wobsy. I'll have to, yeah, let me ask Wobsy. There, this is what get him right. So you need to grow tomatoes to justify keeping dogs, he says. Um.

Hahaha. Is that like two separate texts mixed together? Or just like, he goes, you say Muslims have to grow tomatoes if they want to have a dog because angels dog hair is impure they are not allowed to have dogs in their homes he said that it's here's what I wrote I said the Frenchies are so adorable

maybe America should invest and drop air dropping Frenchies are so adorable, maybe America should invest in dropping Frenchies into the Middle East in these hot zones. Who could still be a terrorist if you own the Frenchie? I say it's impossible. I don't think it's possible to have hate in your heart. Yeah, they kill people. They kill people because they're okay. And you think a fucking French bulldog's gonna be like well fuck the

Kuran I guess he's so cute like how the Catholics were like all right let's fucking light up on birth control it's a drop some radio head out there all fucking chubby dicks I was gonna say Tom Steve Day is that but I mean I'm serious though like yeah, I don't know if that would true What's the thing that I'm getting from this is the you have some weird conversations would get him? What time was this late He hadn't he hadn't fucking fallen to the net gallot of Nadiace yet He goes apparently I go I go and I say don't they use dogs and Jail's to help prisoners find compassion. He goes apparently and he goes and he just won't answer

that he goes apparently they're not allowed to have dogs in their homes dog hairs considered impure angels will not enter a home with a dog in it Muslim angels and I'm like what is this true a great name for a band and I go I go Muslims don't keep dogs as pets and he writes And he sends me all these screen caps I could show you like all this stuff and Quarantoo is is not You just need a dog for hunting guarding livestock or guarding Crops

So it's like they don't connect on the level that like we connect with dogs. I think that's a generalization. It's got to be some that it's just like I love this fucking dog. Not like where I don't think where you like where you it's so cute you just can't stop hugging it. I don't think that happens. About cats, say the thing. I didn't even look into it. Right. I don't think that happens. About cats, exactly? I didn't even look into cats. I mean, I know you have a special affinity to cats, but... I'm acute.

I don't, not like a French ball dog, though, not cute. Or like I think you could... I don't know if I agree with you. I don't think I could shoot a kitten. You got a kitten? A kitten? Yeah, a kitten, but they grow up. Yeah, but if you've been with that kitten since they're always a kitten in your eyes,

yeah, you're right. But I mean, I was stunned by the fun, and I'm probably, well, Gettom's probably wrong, but he did show me some screen caps though that, so that could, do you not think that that could be a possibility like centuries and centuries and centuries and centuries? Oh, I think it's definitely an indication of a fucking bigger oppressive issue. Like they don't want them to have any fucking fun. Some of these sex where they're like, no, you can't even have a dog. Like you can't even love a dog like you like that. I don't know. And maybe they've never seen French bulldogs back then because they were in I guess they Obviously from the name they were in France and not in

Well, there's a lot of Muslims in France though. Yeah now right. I don't think you start taking to their French bulldog ways They're like no still no Yeah, I don't know I think that there's a big difference between someone who's like up on a drug charge getting Getting to take care of it. Don't know. I don. Someone who's like, I will blow myself up in a crowded market. These are violent criminals that they will use dogs as a rehabilitation tool in in jails. And it's shown to work. I don't I know now why they can't do it. But initially, I really thought it was a good idea. It's just like hot off the wire from from Wobzy. He doesn't have a dog.

And there's bubbles that will say the rest. Uh, I think though in prison, it's kind of like, oh, my God, something rather. Yeah, but when you're like, when you're out there, you're like, when you're talking, Muslim, you're talking extremist, not talking Muslim. So when you're an, Muslim, you're talking extremist, not talking Muslim. So when you're extremist, right. So when you're an extremist, you're like, I love the idea that I'm going to go do this for a, or whatever. So they, a French bulldog, they're like, fuck them. They seem parachute from the sky. They don't give a shit. Yeah.

General opinion is that dogs, dogs as pets are disliked, but can be kept. Then there's a long explanation that he sends on seekers hub.org. What is the Islamic stance on having a dog? Um, it's pretty long. It's permitted to have a sheep dog hunting dog or similar. But I like, I don't think it's regarding tomatoes. I guess if you're guarding tomatoes. You know, you're gonna buy that dog a birthday cake. Or you're going to... Well, in a fucking first world fucking American. No, no, you're not getting fucking like Luke Crate pet bullshit in fucking wherever fucking least.

And that's why I think that is one of the major reasons. I mean, I don't know for sure. But I think you could trace back going way back when that If they were allowed to love a dog the way we love a dog There might not be this kind of like hatred and um, yeah, because Christians never fucking did anything fucked up to people You want to compare fucking apples and oranges? Is that apples and oranges? Are you worried about Christians right now.

Yes. And what way? In a way that they fucking go after a board of shaklinics, they go after fucking women's rights. They think Christians do a lot of fucked up shit still. It's not, they don't go and do it so publicly a lot of times. But the Christian right now, the Christian right is sort of against a lot of things.

So what nations are we trying to keep out? So what nations are we trying to keep out? What Christian nations are we trying to keep out of America? Well, none because America's a predominantly Christian country. Look, I don't like any religions. I think I wish a dog could solve all the world's problems. That would be cool, especially French bulldogs. But now you you've got a fucking, you got to have puppy mills going 24 seven, right? Because that's a lot of people

to supply with dogs. Yeah. And not all of them are going to take care of those dogs. Someone is just going to cook them and eat them. I think that's awful. I don't think that's to me, maybe the worst thing that was said about this, like you, I don't think they'd even, I don't think they'd eat it. In China they have fucking festivals without it. You can't even read about it. It's so bad. But they're known for eating dogs. Yeah, but it's a muscle. But if you're in the middle of the desert and you're in your town's fucking rubble

and you got none to eat and here comes a fucking... You don't think there's any animals rolling around? Like they won't, they'll just eat any animal that fucking walks by. I mean fucking a delicious plump, Frenchy walks by. You literally lands in your arms in a parachute. You're like, holy shit. I mean, I just ate a rock. Are you kidding me?

You actually think that that like... I think anybody who is starving and didn't have access to food or water... I'm talking about Al-Kaeda. I'm talking about Al-Kaeda. But how are you gonna... So instead of dropping the mother of all bombs, you fucking send a fucking

French bulldog bomb in there? It's not a bomb, it's like you just send a couple in and just, but how bad would you feel if they started using these dogs for target practice? Yeah, we're catapulting them. I just don't think it would happen. But he said it happened. They, those were probably, like they said,

they're hunting dogs that were probably too old To do probably were like they brought but I don't think they ate them even I think that's that's People eat dogs all the time you're saying you're saying that Q is in so fucking day from much or magnets and he had dog soup If he's fucking eat their in regions where it is it is acceptable to eat talk about hot zones the hot zone I think they're not above eating dogs I'm telling you they're not above fucking killing anybody in sight and including that's the thing everybody in America So fucking worried about like oh my god, I don't love Muslims in the country. They're gonna fucking blow us up If you look at Muslim on Muslim fucking violence in these Middle Eastern countries it is fucking

Staggering how fucked up it is. Muslims should be like moderate to non-modern, Muslims should be way more scared of extremists than anybody in fucking America. Like, daily motherfuckers are getting blown up, or shot or whatever. But like, is it common practice in the Middle East for them to dine on dogs? I say that I've never heard that. I don't have to say it was, but. But like we're not like, but like I'm talking about these camps. I don't think that they're like living, like eating rocks though.

You send it into these camps where you got, you got your 19 year old, your 20 year olds, these guys who are like super pliable. The brains are like, they're like clay and they're being molded by these older guys who have all this hatred in their hearts. Sure.

Send it in maybe also with a video because they love the video, they love the internet. Yeah, then they're going to fucking send a video of them be heading a fucking French bull to the video. If you're doing it to a journalist. On the video, it's just people connecting with dogs and loving dogs. Oh, so you're like, here's how to fucking take care of your new friends Not okay, but here's how I mean if I'm selling you if you can turn you can turn hard and criminals in prison You can turn them will use it with the use of a dog. Why is it so crazy to think you couldn't do it in all parts of the world?

Because I think when you're talking about extremists, they have a fucking philosophy of like, I am taking down the infidel. Not, I'm locked in a fucking box for the rest of my life. I have no chance of getting out. You're gonna give me a fucking dog? Cool. Like, it's something. It's not somebody but it's something.

They aren't basically in a box, or they're about to be put in a pine box if they're gonna continue on with their ways though But they don't give a fuck because they think they're getting rewarded once they get to heaven or Whatever the is did they call it heaven muzzle them heaven? I guess like that's the thing they think they're getting a reward look I Like you I fear for the fucking French ball dog who's like so wait a second Yeah, that's my concern being parachuted into where?

Hot zone, you say? I would, I would be, I think you know, up, okay. We do, if we get proof that they murdered all the dogs, we, we, we all of them. We are Frenchy, thousands. All right, we, and we, and we show show and if they want to use it as propaganda. Yeah. Anybody, even even these extreme lefties will be like, it's videos of them burning humans alive and cages.

Right. That's not an option. And it's not. Obviously, you know, it's not right. The lefties still don't want it and you don't want to take The left, but if you like even the left talk See see them burning door French bulldogs. He won't left if they see that I think that they would definitely I think even the most like

Hardened like Supporter and and like defender of human, human rights would be like, we got these guys got the glass. They got to go. Turn it into glass. Tell them Steve. Rarely does this happen, but we have a PS to tell them Steve Dave today. And if you're going to follow an Instagram account, look at some of the pictures on those those are those are those are just some of the things I'm talking about though I'm I tell you man you get like in on on on Tanovo don't they shut that down? Not yet. Still? I just don't think it'll work with like

they're human beings when you get right down to it. I don't know. What dogs or the the the the the extremists. The extreme. I don't know. I wouldn't consider them human. They're there. There is always hope where there's there's always I don't agree with that. I mean, fucking crazy. They fucking abuse. They stone women to death forget a raped

You think a French dog's gonna fucking fold up with socks. I do them with you. It's adorable But I say there's no way You put that in you put that in the region and like no what they do is they take those socks off and stuff them down some woman's throat so she can't talk Oh you guys are fucked man. They're not you guys are sound just as extreme no you're not the problem You're talking about them eating them and You don't care about the stoning they they fucking regularly behead people on video right I'm not talking about you those those people do that Yeah, they're I'm talking about the young kids They're that are still there's maybe the ones who are being indoctrinated. Yeah, maybe get them now I'm gonna sneak now sneak these pets past their

The remover or just send in or a digital pictures or something just bombard the place just blanket it with my carpet bomb with those decars Just like funny videos and shit like anything from YouTube Like you just fucking falling off a couches and shit I'm kidding fighting a mob Come on, how could you have room and before hating your heart? This fucking kittens battling a mob or you see like a deer a deer take on a little kitten and raise it because the kittens mother Yeah, you see that man. I'm telling you man, that's the stuff. I think our government is not looking into the logical aspect of dealing with this problem. And

I believe it's an animal videos. I think they should drop some fucking radio head CDs and drop a phone. But anyway, we're talking about Instagram. You have an Instagram account, right, Q? Yeah, we have one, Tellem Ants. Yeah, you should follow that, but even more important than that. You should follow the easiest fucking name in the world. Lee Lee's Frenchie. LE, L-E-E-S, Frenchie, F-R- FRENCHIE and this is a Hero dog Cooper who wants

Sniffed out his housemate in a but what really was a bunker much like Saddam Hussein's bunker and Here he is doing it again. He looks like he's about to take a shit on Saddam's head and That would be crossing the line head. And if he actually wanted to get him me that? No, my daughter made that. You daughter made that? Yeah. Is she happy with the number of? She's not happy. She thought there'd be more followers, more likes. Yeah, I don't know. That would like. Well, you only got 21 followers so far. Yeah, that's pretty poultry. That was only one picture. I mean, yeah, that what life well you only got 21 followers so far. That's pretty poultry It was only one picture. I mean yeah, that's the thing you got to keep people interested

You got to put a couple in a bikini or something He needs the carrot though and the car. Yeah, but you got a teacher a lesson man consistency work hard I'm dealing with the today's youth queue. Look fucking wabs. He's following and he's not even allowed to fucking have a dog and he likes it He does? Yeah, I fucking I bet I not find out at the the the mosque or whatever. Right? It's working already then. Is that true? Yes, you've converted Wobzy into a fucking press welcome on

whoever we've already got an extremist. Yes, Wobzy the extremist. He's like, you know, I was just about to walk into a crowded cafe with a bomb strap to myself. And then I saw a French bulldog fucking playing with a kitten and they were both attacking him off. And suddenly, now, loves, he's, no, he's not that guy. What's the, what's the Instagram account again? I'll follow it. Yeah. So far, there's Lili's Frenchy. L there's Frenchy lilies Frenchy lily lily lily

Oh lily So what is it? LE E LE S Then Frenchy are F-R-E-N-C-H I'm following You gotta like it make sure I'm liking I'm only gonna do how could you be unhappy with the number of likes? She used 21 followers 20 people liked it. That's a pretty high success. I told her that

I'm famous People would like it and it was a big it was a big What's it called she tried to like get emancipated after she found out you didn't have the face really? Don't do that to Walt, man. You can't do that to Walt. He looks like a real douche in front of his kid right now. But we're not also well in the like that. I think if you tweet that, you too.

She doesn't want to do the any more pictures like that, though, she just wants to take cute pictures. I know he's going to want to see that. She is not interested in doing that level. That was just to get us started to get the people pictures. Oh, no, he's gonna want to see that. She is not interested in doing that level. That was just to get us started to get the people hooked. Oh, yeah, just drawn the 20 people. And then you get a fucking switch it up on him. But from this point on,

though, she's just doing cute pictures. That's it, huh? Yeah. All right, I'm in. All right, I'm following. Oh, Kevin has a picture. Oh, that's why everybody's rushing to Kevin Smith's fucking French.

Is that a French bulldog? Yeah, Kevin has a French bull French bulldog maybe looks like a bulldog on a great day it is fuck dude you're a wonder man water you heard about Alicia's account he's like fuck that I mean that's what that's the power of the French is snitch to the nooch You're drinking diet, co-punch, you never drank it before. You're shoving after eights underneath the door. I'm not saying it wrong. I'm not saying it's tight. Oh, saying it's tight Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You're almost the sound as you were back in, first number one And I'm not heaven, I'm not heaven, any fun I'm not saying wrong, I'm not saying it's tight Oh no, no, no, no

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