Tell Em Steve-Dave - #336: Mushken

Episode Date: May 14, 2017

Walt sympathizes with Lil Bow Wow, Bry sympathizes with Kendall Jenner, Q sympathizes with Steve Harvey. An all new game show debuts. Music: Score of All Things - I Am Dead Inside

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God! God! Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave Investigative journalist friends. Yeah, I need you guys to turn your blazers in you're given an opportunity for an exclusive interview with Adolf no, Aloisius is Morel the Hitler junior. I mean, do you have them on the hook or you're just coming over ideas? Just an idea if If you want... Alright, keep going. So there's this guy in New Jersey.

This can be a Hitler thing. Well, you're aware of this guy. He wanted to change his name to Hitler. And I guess he was met with some, let's see, let me google this guy. I mean as you would expect, he's probably met with a little resistance from who the state. Humanity. Yeah, I think people in general were like, yeah, I don't know Hitler. But I mean, is it still, you can, it's a free country if you want, even if you want to do that,

you shouldn't be allowed to. It is the freest of countries because it's now officially. He's not so dead. Do you think he was bucking for a lawsuit? And he was like, oh, fuck, now I gotta go through it. Now Hitler. No, I think he really wanted to be Hitler. And a lawsuit would have been a little gravy.

Yeah. Ultimately, he just wanted. He was born Isadour, Heath Campbell Campbell So did that name make him pissed? Is a door? That's a girl. That's a good girl. That's a good one. That's a cool. That's a good game. It's not busy Sounds like a rocker. He does but he I mean, it looked like a rocker. I thought he had a mallet Now he has kind of like I mean in this picture anyway, he's long here. So this is the guy who at one time, I'm sure we talked about him, he lost his parental rights for that reason for naming his kids.

Oh, that's right. Like, Mengele and shit. Yeah. One was Herman Garing. He once tried to have a supermarket and scribe happy birthday. It off Hitler on a birthday cake for his son and he later lost parental rights to his nine children nine kids nine kids fuck it's a lot which means he has he supporting nine kids

I mean he's with one lady in this picture the several pictures what does she look like? She's not as hot as you have a baron, I'll say that much. But how do you support nine kids with that kind of outlook? Because you're not going to easily. He's following you. Yeah, as I'm saying, what employer

wants the baggage that that comes with by hiring Adolf Hitler? He also has a tattoo that reads, I hate Diphus. Now New Jersey Diphus is division of youth and family services. So, he just, what happened, man? Not enough attention, man. Not enough attention, as a kid.

Not enough attention. I think it's best anger just to straight up mental illness. It's got to be something, right? but then it almost seems to excuse it away if you say he's mentally ill because he seems fully capable Like the guy went to the guy fought to get the name Hitler So how ill can you be if he's going through? pretty mentally, I mean he is I mean Are you saying he's not medley-o? He clearly is. I mean, I don't even know how to address this.

Yeah, I mean, but what's his diagnosis? In the eyes of the law, he wouldn't be considered medley. He's not legally insane. No, no way. There are people that like eat other people and they're still really. Yeah, I mean, I understand that, but I mean, just fucking common law,

folk down here talking about it. The guys, he's nuts. It's pretty nuts, right? How could you look at anything Hitler did and be like, yeah, that's cool. He was a good orator. Don't take that away. You could take away everything. He knew how to whip a crowd into a frenzy.

Sure. Yeah, you could take away everything. He knew how to whip a crowd into a frenzy sure he would like had he not been Hitler Maybe he could have been like a rock star Who could get like this side of the crowd go what will you go what you what musical talents do you think he had though that he could be a rock star? No, I mean I'm saying that like with that that sort of charisma Right that personality you need some musical talent though even if you got charisma You know what bands out there that suck and still are able to I mean he's I mean he's even killed Fashion though you can't even have that stash anymore now right you can't wear that stash your stash like Hitler without

Everybody going like what's with the Hitler stash people don't call that are you a guy? Everybody go on like what's with the Hitler stash people don't call are you a guy? Are you Hitler guy? He marched in 2013 he marched into the county courthouse dressed in a nuts uniform to petition a family court judge to allow him to see his youngest son He becomes cumble who had been removed But you know, I don't think about the Hitler stash though Mm-hmm when you see when you see J. Jonah Jameson. Yeah, I never think Hitler stash to you do not think Hitler stash. It's a little wider, isn't it? Or is it? It's a flat-out Hitler stash I mean, and I don't know how he escaped criticism all these years as unless it was subconsciously they were like

Because he's because he's such an asshole right Yeah, that's it well in that in the movies they didn't give me Hitler's test yes they did no they didn't I'm looking at it they gave him like a like a Clark Gable-esque type of they fucked I mean they could have to they coped out they got a post-eat-out that was Nazi dad's review of the movie. Posted out. But it looks like in the old cartoon. Yeah. Oh, man. He's flat out. It rocks. He is. The 70s cartoon. I mean, that's just a Hitler session. Now, now, well, when Alicia was born,

it wasn't it wasn't her name supposed to be Alicia, Aryan nation flanagan. Joyce Lynn, Aryan nation Campbell and Haaslin, Jeanne Campbell, Adolf Hitler Campbell. That's a tough. He was seeking counts, oh he wouldn't recomplie with an order to seek counseling because a psychologist was Jewish Oh boy What did you think a Jewish guy did anything to him or a Jewish now? He they did it right like they saw something happened Like don't you want to talk to his parents maybe be like hey, what's up? So you you were like maybe I'm changing you know why we can't have him on to talk to him because the questions we wanna ask him,

he wouldn't feel compelled to answer, which is what happened. He would just wanna blow up, he would be like, Hillary, he would just like talk to him, or I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, supremacist groups like or do they view him as like sort of an ass clown probably both Like are they like hey man? He has balls Nazi data like oh my god, what a douche like he's making us look bad I don't know. I don't know. I can't put myself in the mind of because I said yesterday on Twitter like the guy and his wife do not look like Anything like I imagine Hitler was like hey, here's what the master race will look like like it just looks like weak genetics and poor nutrition you know Norm McDonald's he is a new Netflix special I thought it's in a great it's

called Hitler's dog he's unbelievable right like he's just he's like next level yeah he's so great man his book was, he's so great, man. His book was amazing. He's so fucking funny. One of those guys, I don't ever want to meet. Right, because you'd be like, if he doesn't like me, you won't even know if he likes you or not, because you'll say something to him, and then you look like an asshole and everybody's laughing like, what are you laughing at? Yeah, I just go to the floor.

He's on the list of people I don't ever want to meet, I'm just afraid oh you have a list I have a I have a little bit of a list yeah Jeff Goldboom's on that list really I love Jeff Goldboom like what's the thing that what's the vehicle that made you fall in love um the fly over to Jurassic Park or you know what I'm saying Independence Day I don't even the I would not independence day too you like it depends day oh sure what about the tall guy you ever saw that was your tall guy no yeah the fly right was the the fly was the frontal fly he was that was my introduction to

the Jeff Goldblum and I just the guy just makes me happy to watch so I don't even want to meet him. That's it, it's a list of two. No, there are other people in that list but I mean I just list celebrities that I like. What about Lil Bowe? This is a cautionary tell while I was thinking about you when I saw this. I know that Cooper has recently started his Instagram account, and you need to be careful, otherwise they could be doing the hashtag CooperChallenge. Did you hear about this cue?

He said he was on a private plane, but he's not. A little bow wow, yes, who wants to go... First he wanted to go by bow wow, then he wanted to go by his regular name. You know who this guy is, right? Well, he's a rapper. I assumed he was a rapper just by the name. I don't know. He's like a hardcore rapper.

He was like, it wasn't like a Disney rapper at first or something like that. I think, I think, yeah, what's his name discovered? I'm Snoop Dogg, right? Oh, maybe I don't know. He might be a hardcore then. Very rarely do you have like, Lil in front of your name,

unless you're some sort of rapper. Right. Like, it's never like Lil BQ, and then you're like Lil in front of your name unless you're some sort of rapper, right? Like it's never like Lil BQ and then you're like on a practical joke. Right, right. Generally you're a rapper, but uh... Somebody of mine's work name is Lil Ray. Lil Ray? Lil Ray and he's an actor. Is there a big Ray?

I don't know about that. I have only met Lil Ray. Just Lil Ray huh? Yeah. Well, he posted a photo of his private jet on Instagram because rappers do this. Rappers love to... They want everyone to think they're really rich. Sure.

And live in the life. Right. And it turns out that somebody, some Twitter user, saw him on a regular plane. So the picture. And then, of course, the people on the internet are like So the picture, and then of course, the people on the internet are like, hold on, let me, there he is. Oh, well, at least he's in first class.

He's in first class, but he's not on this private jet because what happens is, it was a stock photo from a private jet company that I guess he grabbed and was like, hey, this is how I roll. It's not the first time he's done it. Now during the 2016 NFL season, he tweeted that he blew off his suite at an Atlanta Falcons football game. On a week when the Falcons weren't even playing. Oh, and the his followers caught on. And now,

Walt, there's a little bow out challenge where you Photoshop yourself into situations in which later on you find out aren't true. I think this kind of opportunity. Yeah. See, does that really like, and now if anything, it hasn't Hollywood tried to hammer home that this is a man that deserves pity more than, more than scorn and, and all the barbs. I mean, like, that's pretty good. It's almost sad, isn't it though?

It's like he's so, like he, you know, he just wants to be, forget that perception out there that he, you know, he'll tell a couple white lies, but not really harming anybody. They're not harming anyone, but they are, well, are they not? Because like every kid who's like, I want to be a rapper because then I can live it up like little bell well and

Well, is that harming? It was that harm. I mean a lot of kids want to be rappers Every time somebody gets shot there and aspiring rapper if you've noticed, but I mean is it really? Something that I mean maybe I kind of think all of entertainment was a lie right? it's all lies most of it probably would be I mean so why well little bow out just did it more probably got caught lying right now but not lies that are not that almost are like

where you almost feel bad for you feel like you know it's kind of like all it's like it would be like you know, it's kind of like, oh, it's like it would be like, you know, on a sitcom, it would be like, you would, you would, you would go out of your way to like, to help them. Because you know, he got caught now. He now, he probably feels really embarrassed and said, he feels like a real turd. But yet, but instead the world just sees the opportunity to like to rub his fucking nose and Well, I mean open yourself up to make himself seem like he's better than everybody else, right? U.S. holes are flying coach, right? Because that's what that's what we expect out of our celebrities out of our rappers

It's right we know and I don't know I just feel like It's not that you know, he didn't hurt anybody with these lies at least. Would you like to hear a bow-wow quote? Is he, he's commented on the whole debacle? No, this is about a legal issue where he was ordered to pay some child support. Okay. And he claimed he was broke and only making $4,000 a month and only a 1,500 in his checking account. However, the next day he signed on to be one of the four new co-hosts of BET's 106 in Park. Later on, he would address this by saying,

One thing about me, I'm a smart guy. Very smart. Things that I do are for reasons. Things that I don't do are for reasons. So for myself, I'm comfortable, very comfortable. For me, it's all about the work. But as far as rumors, those are people's opinions. Until you see me on a corner with a cardboard box saying,

I'll tap down for food or canned goods, then you can say that I'm broke. Now, in the history of human beings, has anyone ever done anything other than for a reason or not for a reason? You saying there's a reason for everything or not. Sure. How do you say you're bringing up that quote as a face? I'm a smart guy. I'm very smart and then go on to say something that's so redundant and unnecessary. Well, I find that people who say

they're smart or say that they know funny aren't smart or funny I would disagree sometimes people who say they know funny are very funny some of the funniest people I know yeah, yeah So you you don't know you just don't know what about smart Is is about us smarter is cute smart no no, I wasn't talking about cute, but like people you are little people who people who will um Oh, that's not really then consistent other people who will consistently and consider themselves to other people who obviously have a superior intellect or just consistently try to let the room know that they are smart uh... do you find those people aren't smart you find that they might they

probably are smart but they just don't have any tact or maybe they have knowledge but but not intelligence. Big deal. I mean, is there a big difference in knowledge and intelligence? Yeah, I would say knowledge is more of like reading plus memory equals knowledge. Intelligence is something different. It's the ability to figure things out. And what's more important things with what what we do knowledge for sure what who's we mean we like like like a comic book man or podcasting Yeah, I don't think you have to be overly like intelligent to do it. I mean Evidence being what is master master podcaster Ming Chen. I don't know. So the article

But the article. Oh, it makes a very smart. Yeah, it's very smart, dude. But God damn it. Thank you so much, but they're not working with these headphones. I love it. But I mean, yeah, I mean, obviously so many podcasts around the I don't think you have to be overly intelligent to do a podcast But does help to have knowledge of something that you can talk about Or Gleefully no knowledge about it and talk about it. That works. Hey reasons or no reasons right or no knowledge A little bit more smarter than you game credit for it is you probably smarter than me I mean a lot of people right now are shaking your head Well, they're listening to this right there. Oh, they feel for me like you feel for a little Yeah, so don't do that

Don't so you've never puffed up your resume. You've never you've never Puffed up your resume. You've never you've never resume. Yeah, I mean, there's you have a had a resume. I did I'm I puffed up my resume when I got a job in like the mid 90s The movie theater isn't that isn't that the equivalent of what little by wow's doing Puff on his resume. No, that's that's that's I think it's more It's the easiest and what he's doing that hurts more people because a qualified than what he's doing. That hurts more people because a qualified candidate for that job didn't get it because of your lies. Right.

What did Little Bauer take from anybody by telling you that he's on a better plane than what? He's a poser. I'm not saying that either is better or worse. I'm just, you ask me a question. I answer it. And then you accuse me of being worse and little Bauer. No, you brought the story up because I think

you're annoyed by the story. You don't like Little Bauer. You want to. I want to have no opinion little bow. I think it's funny though I like that they put a little bow out challenge you like that. He had he's doing he's being shamed Yes, I like his fall from grace. I like the bow out shaming I do I enjoy it. It's fun to watch people because it makes people creative They're like hey, if little bow out can lie about shit creative dough and all for all the wrong reasons I'll create it in a way that is there are no wrong reasons to be creative. They're like, hey, if little bowel can lie about shit. Creative dough and all for all the wrong reasons. Creative in a way that is there are no wrong reasons to be creative unless you're creating like nice and bad like names and shit.

Do you think that what he did is just a version. I know the three of us are not social media when I Facebook people, but isn't that what people do on Facebook? They just show you the best parts of their lives. I don't think I've seen a real picture of anyone in the past five years on on the Facebook on Facebook on the Instagram. I mean a real laptop. It's not been filtered or photoshopped or doctored or whatever. Why just me even even yes to that yes to the to actually what you're seeing but also it's the perfect it's the perfect life that people present on there like party and what my gals all the time

and out doing shit like that. Well it's just like everybody not showing their younger friends. Who are your friends? I don't know I'm not writing that. like everybody not showing a nut yo you're friends? I don't know. I'm writing that. Partying with my gals. Yeah, out the gals. I mean, I'm not on it. So I don't know. I stay away from it. Is it silent sales? Gals is

that would be fucking amazing. Sal was out party with the salgales. Oh, I love that so much. This is the best part of my life. I'm going to put it on Facebook. This is the best part of my life. I'm gonna put it on Facebook. I would go on Facebook if we should like that on there.

Yeah, but like, isn't he just doing what come what we can? Could it get me away from it? Q, we really need you. Hold on. Hold on. That one I want to sell gal, that's like that. Didn't Lil Bawa do what everybody, what millions people do daily just puff it up a little bit than what it really is? That's what I'm saying.

Well, my resume was an outright lie. It was just lies with phone numbers to people that I knew would be like, oh sure, this is, he did your cancer. Yeah, because it was either that, it was that or the fucking car wash. I walked away from the car wash after an hour. I'm like, this sucks. Let me go fucking fake a resume. Maybe I'll get a job here and then I did. And then after like six or eight months,

I was like this sucks and I quit. So then your fucking precious qualified candidate probably did get his job then. Well, maybe not maybe never can. Maybe it was it, maybe when he didn't, maybe that. It's the, um, it's the butterfly effect. You have no idea if that guy was really killed. It's a possibility that like some horrible shit went down because of your life. I could Charlie Proud with briefcase in his hand. His blazer draped over his arm. The wife's like you

didn't get it. Did you? Like, Sharony knows, she sees him outside with those fucking slump shoulders. And she knows how he knows. No dinner tonight, kids. That fucking loser. Someone was more qualified than your father. That's a stock candy. That's a stock candy.

That's a knockout candy at night. I don't know, I guess it's all there. Yeah. And the check and see if enough butter was being used in the f***ing popcorn machine, right? Yeah, like what was our perk happening? Oh my God, the managers used to go crazy for the perk happening. On the Saturday night, they would all like circle jerk over each other if like the perk happening, which was like, you know, a people come in, $100 is spent at a concession.

That means it's a $1 per capita. And if it was like, I remember if it was like, went into the $2 range, like, boners would start to grow, like inch towards the $3, I'll forget it, man. But what would happen? They were like 69 and all over the place. To what end though?

Did you not think any of us would open a catabonus? That's not even the money, To what? And no. Did you not think I had any of us open to get a bonus? That's a Shiny of the money, but they are so thrilled. I guess that's called interest in your work. I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're doing a good job.

It is something that I have never possessed. Like that. You know, who does, I mean, this one,'m not gonna stay see that my company woman. Oh, oh, Lord, dude, like I over the years, over the decades, I've always looked at her almost like an alien creature because it's that thing of like work ethic. What's I'm getting paid to do something? So I should do it at the best of my ability.

Right, not like how little can I do before they catch up. Right, right. I'm like, where can I nap and how long can I take that nap before and if I notice this? Yeah, I don't, I don't fucking catch it. Right, right. I'm like, where can I nap and how long can I take that nap before I can? If I notice it, yeah, I don't fucking get it. Like, I never got it until I got on the fire department. Then I was like, big difference. Yeah, you're sucking on the fire department.

You will definitely notice it. Yeah. This is a house burned down. I'm like, yeah, well, I'm scratching some seeds. I don't start to fire. Yeah, oh yeah, I think what I did was like mine was self-preservation whereas little bow out is like look at I agree with you Look how much better I am than you people What do you guys love to live my lifestyle the lifestyle of a little bow?

Instead of yours and of course everyone's like well, yeah, yeah, you're flying around in private jets and you got fancy cars parked in front of the jets and then it turns out it's all like I mean we've seen this I mean like I see these this is like a Nickelodeon like like Walt Disney kind of show like yeah it's like yeah and then he he's embarrassed because he was exposed and he he learns the true meaning of whatever the Lesson that he's supposed to be taught here, but like Like I think the internet just should be a little bit careful about taking it too far though because it's it's not that Greegis is sin what he did. It's not but it's it's it's far more worse mother fuckers out there That should be taken to task than this dude like Like probably, yeah, like there is no like Nazi dad challenge. Nobody's giving him shit, but we'll bow out.

I think it's like, look, you put yourself out there, you put that shit out there, it's like you got, when you get busted, you have to expect that people are gonna like, it's pretty good nature to this ribbing. It's just basically people pretending they're doing or they're somewhere that they're not, you know, or they have a car that they don't. Or they're at a concert that they're not really at.

You know, yeah, I mean, basically like the same exact thing little bow out did at the Buffalo game or whatever, the Felkins game. So I'm just saying, first of all, most people don't get to fly first class. So we could have just been like, I'm flying first class. No, that's not good enough though. Like you don't have money to burn. You don't like you make it rain at that that take a counter. I didn't fucking fly first class. People started paying for my first class. Like that's expensive. So fucking there's no way. Yeah, the upgrades are nuts. What I went to Scotland. I looked at the upgrade. It was like $900. I was like, um, it's not extra like roll and be good enough. But it's weird because some flights,

it's like $200. It's so fucking bizarre. But anyway, like most people do not fly first class, so he could have just been like rolling up and, but what's the point of doing any of it, I guess? Because you got, you can't just have money. You have to flaunt it. Yeah. Do you think you're not flaunting your wealth enough while maybe, You have to flaunt it. Yeah, you think you're not flaunting your wealth enough while maybe Maybe you need to take a private car somewhere. I know you're not gonna fly anywhere, but You a little Cooper I would like to see that I don't fucking watch the hell I've been following I

Got a sound'm waiting for more lilies French on Instagram. I'm waiting for some more incendiary material. I told you that that's I did enjoy the flanking picture. That was just that was just to get it kicked off to get people to get another lie, another entertainment lie. No, no, it wasn't a lie, but you know, I can't expect her to have the level of interest with such nonsense of being incendiary like that. She wants to do cute stuff. That's what she's into right now. Cute stuff? Cute pictures are the dog. I mean, that's what you can't expect her to be interested in if I'm like, no, no, no, no.

Let's Photoshop some turds on Terra's face. You should have the dog. You should have Cooper do the challenge to little byw out there. Yeah, like he's like, yeah, he's posed a front of like a super fancy doghouse or something. Yeah, I think I think I think Cooper's better than that though. I think he's bigger than it. Yeah, I think he's but I don't want him just I don't want to associate him with just to go with just with every current internet ugly. trend on the internet. I don't want I want him to build his own hashtag positive vibes no no I want to build his own account without having to like play K2 all the

all the trends that you know and that die within a couple days you know and then that's how you get fucking famous though man but I want to get out of here I to earn every trend. I want to earn it I realize he's not Right, but I want to earn it based upon his not talking in the third person. I want to earn it based upon his his personality and his look and his personality and his look and again I only thought that the terrorist angle just to get people interested to tune in or not tune in whatever. Now he sinks or swims based upon the pictures that might order chooses. Is he a Henry and Penny fan or hater? Henry and Penny. Yeah, those dogs that you uh, oh

inspired us. Yes. Um, why don't you put that like inspired by an ex that might draw people to their account. Maybe you could get them to say, hey, we inspired. Do you think they really would promote another Frenchie's uh, Instagram account? No. I don't like it. It's a fucking pretty it. I mean to be a little little doggy dog world. I don't mean it that way, but you know for a fact that there's no way that they were going to their haters. They're just going to rally around their own dogs. They're interested or not anybody else's French bulldoings. That's why that's how you set yourself apart though. Like you

had it right with the offensive angle. And then you you just jumped on the Henry and Penny bandwagon, like let's just take you pictures like they do. And that's how you set yourself apart. We shit and all over Terras faces week after week. And that is the only way to go. But she would lose she She just wasn't interested in it. She's never gonna be interested. So the fuck's it all, who's saying? Do you want even more celebrity news, Q? Yeah!

We can do an all celebrity news episode. I'm gonna read something to you. You got more? Oh, sure. Let me see. I'm gonna read this to you. Okay. This is a memo that was not supposed to be leaked. Well, okay. I read it today. I was like, I was inspired, but no, I just heard about this. Okay. Literally on the way down here, somebody told me about this. Good morning, everyone. Welcome back. I'm gonna use this as a template for season seven of comic book men, which I don't think we talked about, right? We didn't say got renewed, because we didn't know.

Got the translations, did we? I can't remember if we knew. The seasons of a TV show, that's pretty big. Yeah, me and Walter are gonna use this. I'd like you all to review and adhere to the following, why is this so little? You wanna read it? Yeah, can you read it?

I can't even see it, I got my goddamn glasses on the printus, so little. Why are you floating back and forth from devices I don't know because I had that pulled up on the phone. So I just was like alright good morning everyone. Welcome back I'd like all I'd like you all to review and adhere to the following notes and rules for season five of my talk show There will be no meetings in my dressing room. no stopping by or popping in, no one in caps. Do not come to my dressing room unless invited. Do not open my dressing room, you would think this all would be covered.

Do not open my dressing room door. If you open my door, expect to be removed. My security's team will stop everyone from standing at my door who have the intent to see or speak to me. I want all the ambushing to stop now that includes TV staff. You must schedule an appointment. I have been taken advantage of by my lenient policy in the past. This ends now. No more. Do not approach me while I'm in the makeup chair unless I ask to speak with you directly. Either knock or use the doorbell. I am seeking more free time throughout the day. Do not wait in the hallway to speak to to me I hate being ambushed. Please make an appointment. I promise you I will not entertain you in the hallway

Do not attempt to walk with me if you're reading this. Yes. I mean you everyone Do not take offense at the new way of doing business. It is for the good of my personal life and enjoyment. Thank you all Because that's all that fucking matters is his his enjoyment of his personal life. Why shouldn't it? Why shouldn't it matter to him? So now, so he's at work and now he's like every two seconds somebody's like, hey man, shut-in-jie for me, Steve Harvey. And he's like, what the fuck on the fucking show? The producers want it. But I mean, like if he's in his makeup chair and he's trying to his makeup done and people are coming in and being like, hey Steve Harvey, did you hear about?

Did you see a sales Facebook last night? Ha ha ha, you know, whatever. Oh, I, I assumed it was more, uh, more pertinent from, uh, what, uh, need to talk to a mother than like, hey, did you see something on TV last night? Didn't seem that way, did it? Uh, that seems like a man who is at the end of his rope with bullshit coming at him from all angles. I bet you're to mixture of, like, small talk conversations. Yeah.

He's being ambushed. He mentioned it several times. He's being ambushed in the hallways, like people are waiting to like hang out and talk with them. Because I can't wait to the fucking day comes when no one's ambushing him and he's fucking going like, what happened?

Oh, he's sitting on a pile of fucking money and actually taking a private jet probably. Right now, but then nothing lasts forever. Nothing lasts forever. Nothing lasts forever. You know what his mistake was is he wrote that for himself and sent it to you. I should have went to a producer and been like, right, to see. But this could be the beginning of the end though.

Because you could go on TV now and be fucking likable and do your little fucking. Because that was his thing. He's the nice guy. Yeah, you know, you can sit there with little kids and And and put the face on when they say something cute and just sit there and melt And Well, a little girl says something like sassy to you and melt and and have the and have America all in you to say go Oh Now they just can't stand you now. I don't know. You think's true I bet I'll I guarantee you this is part of the bash lat backlash

This guy come why how could you know That's gross, you don't know what's going on with him that that that he need I don't know I don't get it on that level, but I sure is how fucking get it the one that when we're filming like I gotta talk to you about this I got to talk to you about this. Hey, there's somebody outside the wants to talk to you about this But that's not on this level that sure related. Yeah, but he's he know it isn't he doesn't talk show year-round brother You you guys should for like two and a half weeks Okay guy is like I said I go not on that level. I know it's another galaxy. Well, that's the difference That's what you're talking about but he's getting fucking paid another galaxy to do that

You but that doesn't mean that you have to entertain every single fucking motherfucker who decides what's important enough to intrude on your time in life. You're at work. You're at work. You have it so wise. It's not as like he's at home in there. But he's the boss at work, which means he decides what's fucking important enough for him to deal with.

This is coming from a broken man who's intruded upon my get-em-in-Mike every day with our bullshit nonsense. Don't get me wrong. I, in a, if in practical bullshit nonsense. Don't get me wrong. I, in a, if in practical jail, we just want the season 25, I could never see me reacting to my crew that way.

They're like family, I hate to bring up the gardens of the galaxy, oh boy. They're like, they're really gonna suck it. You're gonna use the word family to describe. Yes. Family. I've been with these guys for like 70 years now, they're closer to me than some of my family

You but family that like a lot of people throw that word around and it kind of me makes the word me I'm not saying every single crew member is family But certain I do want to name the ones that aren't I mean I can name five that are right right off the bag You know she would be honest. Yeah, she's at the top of the list Yeah, like there are people that I that are closer to me than family on that show and I I was certain family without a doubt and I could never function without them being upset not function but you would you would show go on no matter who oh yeah yeah without a doubt it wouldn't be the same like I wouldn't enjoy going to work if they weren't there as much so it's like I could have read this email but don't get

me wrong I can fucking understand being like I can't fucking, but see this is the thing with with my crew. I could just say to him like, guys, I can't fucking my brain shot. And that's it. We start talking about nonsense. But to write an email like that, that guy, he was driven to write that email. There's no way that that, because it's season five. It's not season one. Just on this, he's got like 10 shows on the end of this fucking guy. Like he's even saying like I need to manage my personal time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we should feel sorry for. I'm not saying we should feel sorry for little Bawa who's a fucking liar.

Yeah, you're all getting a little honest. It's like, hey, man, I can't take it anymore. Stop ambushing me. Right. He's being honest. But little Bawa was like, hey, everybody check out my plane, yo. You don't have check out my plane yo you don't have to follow them though you don't got to follow and see that from little bow well yeah but he's Steve Harvey isn't saying like I will fire you if you do this oh I think there's repercussions if you don't I'm here well if you're stupid enough after this saying you will be removed is very vague exactly I mean exactly. If after you read this, you're like, hey Steve Harvey, you jump off from behind the fucking

garbage can. You'll take this guy back. Some viewers to be like, you know what? I don't really like this guy. Mel Gibson is back making movies. You think this fucking letter is going to end Steve Harvey's career? I think, but Mel Gibson isn't in our home.

We don't invite Mel Gibson into our home. So, if you're not, see that you do. No, you're making effort to go see a Mel Gibson move. You got to go paste, pay to go see it, got to get your car and drive to the theater. This one you turn a TV on, no, it's just, it's very easy. You turn a channel because you're like, oh, yeah, that's the jerk off that wrote that memo. Yeah, I guess I guess so, but it wouldn't stop me. I may start watching fucking Steve Harvey

show in support. Is that the show? What show is he talking about? He's on Steve Harvey show, talk show. He's on Chicago. Yeah. I mean, what is it like like one of those talk shows where he helps people with problems? No, I think it's like a fluff. I've never seen it. It's like not like Dr. Phil. Yeah, I never seen it, but I don't think it's a lot of things. Put it this way, they want it to have us on. So I don't think Dr. Phil would have us on. You know what, Dr. Phil, what is not a real doctor?

No, he's got in suit several times. I think he's a real doctor, but I don't think he's like, he's an entertainer who took off after Oprah introduced. Right, but you don't think he, his show, what do you mean he's, his show is fake? I don't know if it's fake. I mean, I've seen parts of that show where I'm like, is it possible that this is real that people really would really knowing there are cameras there would smack their children around and scream at them the way that they are. They're not like, again, amping it up for the, because the cameras are there. They're like, you know, you're the worst parent in the world.

And then they're in the person's house. And it's fucking unreal, the abuse that these kids are taking. And you wonder like, I mean, it's being packaged into entertainment, the abuse of children, right? Because he easily Do something about it without putting cameras in a person's house and seeing how awful they really are and then bringing them on fucking stage to shame them for being awful and all this other I thought he helps them Says he does. I mean a lot of the talk shows said that they have right? It's like oh, then they got counsel and Steve Harvey's is more like I guess like a Johnny Carson

We just talks the celebs I've never seen it so I don't know you are invited on we were invited not because you were doing anything like you need to help it No, no Yeah, no, I think he's just like like an Alan like just a You're on Alan too, right? We were not on Alan now No, no, no, I was dancing that you were like oh no, it was a hypothetical. Yeah, it was a hypothetical like it like Afflec it It was oh man. We never talked about this on the air. No, it was years ago when the show first started and

about this on the air? No. It was years ago when the show first started and you know it trying to promote it anyway. He was like what if they only way they would let you on the Ellen show is if you danced with... You agree to dance with her? I probably said no at the time but now it would be juggled up and shut up and dance. You know what to do monkey. This fucking they trained this monkey. Yeah. I mean if it were if it were us like You couldn't stop me from dancing with that like I think L would be like right enough You have to put me down just stop him from dancing right up. You're a nice him But he wasn't even like he says I don't apologize. He shouldn't apologize. So I don't apologize. He's setting work policy. Why should he fucking a pot? He's not saying don't look me in the eyes.

It should like basically he is though. Oh, what the fuck are you looking at him in the out? No. No. But I even you know what? Like I remember with like a guy. What point what other job is that acceptable and is that only is are you what other workplace environment could you make that kind of statement or demand only only in the shit fucking industry of fucking entertainment can you why you think of this the CEO of fucking of Coca-Cola had fucking subordinates coming to us all first in every two seconds that he wouldn't be like the fuck is this

Of course he would I got to say I envy Steve Harvey's white teeth man He's got so fucking white fucking chopper's if you're if you're if you're the CEO of a company right and you're Innoy that people are coming to you because they need your they need input., they need your, but this narrative that you're fucking creating is not one that I think Steve Harvey is saying where it's like, you're anything. We, do we go with new co-occur, not, and he's like, fuck off, and I'm like, I guess we go with it. To me, there's nothing in that story

that that that relates what it is that he, it sounds to me like he has a lot of talk to anybody. Don't come up to me and ask me anything. Well, I think because he's like, I don't want it to say, okay, this is why he specified like, no one, this means everyone, because I'm not gonna pick it. So he probably has a couple people that it's like,

I kind of like when they come in, but there's a whole shit load of people who are fucking annoying, and are like, oh, hey Steve Harvey, let's fucking chat about some bullshit that you don't care about. And up to this point, he's entertained it. He's been nice about it. Well, Steve, this is my third cousin.

Could you say hi and take a picture? Yeah. Hey, can you do a voicemail for? Yeah, you can take a video. My fucking blah, blah, blah. It's graduating blah, blah, blah. Can you remember when he was a nobody? No, he's always been so much.

What's he going to do with anything? Because there's the price of fucking what you chased for. Imagine ever being like you imagine ever being that guy do you think he when you go back in time and talk to his younger self and be like you're gonna write this memo. It would horrify me if I did. That's so what that but that doesn't change the reality of his situation which is like

fucking people of bother and all goddamn day. Wow. Yeah. Okay. So he let's see. Let's watch his early, his career. He first started performing standup comedy in 1985. Did he do the Kings of Comedy? He was homeless for multiple years.

I am, I am. He slept in his 19th century. I wonder who his botherin' people for a handout. He showered a guess. And then when nobody looked him in the eye at any, right? Did it bother him? So he was paying his dues. He was paying his dues in the most, like Hollywood way possible, where it's like, I live in a fucking car. This is how badly I want to do it. I'm going

to live in a car for years. I'm going to take, I'm going to take like baths in a, in a, in a, in a, a Hess station sink. Right. I'm going to, I'm going to jump in a in a in a high-estation sink right I'm gonna I'm gonna jump in a swimming pool to try to get clean He does it for years so that he can be he eventually He was He did something where he won a talent show and then it led to a long stint his host of its show time at the Apollo And that's when you make that memo though in any other occupation I think you could that and come across as you could. But that and come across as like get and get and get the understanding.

I'm not saying he's coming across great. I'm saying I understand where it's coming from. You'll get that same understanding to someone who's like a plumber. Yeah. A plumber. Well, who works with the same guy every day and is like, don't talk to me.

He said to a memo. That seems a little weird. But that's what I'm saying. What I think is happening here is, it's not one person, it's fucking everybody. Everybody. Everybody, every day, coming with those kind of requests and stuff.

And at the time, sure, like, if somebody was like, hey, I saw you at the Chuckles Comedy Club in fucking Cleveland or whatever. Can you sign this? He probably was like, oh my god. Yes. Isn't that fans? That's what he sounds like fan. I think that these people are like fan boy and fan girling out on Steve Hart. That's your you're you're you're you're you have that's my narrative. You're narrative. Everything is like hey brother. Do you want to book this guy and he's fucking freaking out. I don't think that's it. And even if there is, then there's appropriate channels for that anyway, make an appointment.

Make an appointment. Make an appointment. You're just, you're just, first in on a doctor. Same asshole. That will probably blame, that will blame his staff like if something, if something. It's a memo leaks. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that makes sense. He's clearly not lying. I think that, and something happens he doesn't like, then then he'll be like and then he'll be just as quick then to blame sure he created this atmosphere If that happens on its then yeah, it's his fault. But why couldn't they make it a fucking appointment to talk to him about it? Who do they make the appointment with? I want to know who leaked it man man. Like, somebody's got to have the ability to go to him and be like, Tommy. Fuck, I mean. They make an appointment to be like, Steve, I'm homo leaked.

You're fucked. Horrified when he saw this? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Cause he knows somebody fucking released that on his staff and he's like, oh, fuck. They don't like it. Hold on a second. Hold on.

It's hard to like him. I have to get in that memo, right? Even if you like the guy, let's They don't like it. Hold on. It's hard to like them. I have to get in that memo, right? Even if you like the guy, let's say you're a friend to them. Is it hard to now to ever look at them the same way again? Like if Mike sent that memo to the comic book man, crew. Yeah. And it got leaked by some some podcast

Yeah, do you look at Mike the same if you know that he wrote that I'll be fucking awesome if I grow And I'm your suspect him so much like that is unbelievable You have to make an appointment Ming Ming how's my appointment look my point of luck? You're all pretty pretty clear chief pretty clear So it's sailing I guess yeah, so this is not the first time that he's been scrutinized well There was a controversial segment on his talk show that poked fun at Asian man. Oh, yes We have an Asian friend Ming Ming Chen. Yeah, Lumer was not meant with any malice. Okay. What did he say? He had a cover of a book had a data white woman a practical guide for Asian men I mean, Chen. Lumer was not meant with any malice, okay? What did he say?

He had a cover of a book, had a data white woman, a practical guide for Asian men, and then he launched into a minute-long monologue about how no women, white or otherwise, would ever go out with an Asian man. You like Asian men? I don't even like Chinese food, boy. Don't stay with you no time.

I don't eat what I can't pronounce. And then he doubled over while the audience uncomfortable left. He was so entertained by his own racist fucking diet trotter. You gotta love that man. So he did that. It is weird. It is a weird thing to attack. It's a tough one, I think. I don't remember. He missed, he said the wrong name at that appadjant. Let's see. You know what?

And I felt the same level of, uh, a little bit of a little bow while. I felt the same level of sympathy for that dude. Yeah. As I did little bow while. And, uh, he just got to his wrong. That the internet just was like, mm, was like they saw a fresh meat and they tore them apart. He made a mistake. He was trending on Twitter for a homophobic rant on his show. I guess he didn't

believe in a game manager or something. That's the way it would appear. So I guess maybe he is, he's got the Teflon coding. Even this won't hurt him. Okay. Well, this is this is the one this is the one comment that oh No, there's a hundred so do one comments someone says well how rude? I wouldn't even look at him Ever speak to him and find another job will not work with an ass I'm sorry you're gonna get into the job in the entertainment industry and not work with an ass. I I think yeah Good luck asshole I also think that this this woman does not work in an ass. I think yeah. I'm good luck asshole. I also think that this this woman does not work in the entertainment industry. You should see this spelling.

Steve Garvey may have, I'm sorry Steve Harvey may have overextended himself with all the entertainment work he was doing. Are we going to see this from Chris Hardwick or Ryan C. Chris next? Are they going to flip out? You will never see anything like that from Chris Hardwick. He's too nice. He's too nice and that motherfucker is pro-fessional. Mm-hmm. Steve Harvey's not. You think Steve Harvey is not professional by writing this? I don't think he's got his eye. I don't think anybody on the planet has their eye in the prize like Chris Hardwick does. Like that guy is just... No, I meant Steve Hardwick, but you put like you're saying that writing that email, letting it get out. Yeah, I think that indicative of him being a dick

behind the scenes. I don't know if Chris Hardwick, I mean, I've only met Chris Hardwick a couple of times and I'm not really versed in his stuff but I know that that guy works really hard and a lot. Not like to. Well, so the Steve Harvey, that sounds like he's working. Mm-hmm. Well, it seems Steve Harvey, I sound like he's working.

Well, it seems to me, I mean, if I- Steve Harvey, it seems to me that Steve Harvey, it's like people want to joke around. He's probably a funny guy, and people want to joke around. He's like, hey, man, do your Asian guy, but you know, and he's like, oh, not again. You've created this, you've created this like, the scenario where it's like, where the crew is just like performed for us

That's the way the the memo reads don't you think no no you think that people are like hey Steve We need to do this with with work and he's he's just like fuck off. Yes, everybody fuck off I saw when I read that I saw nothing in there that led me to believe that this was all about like fluff that Like he's being attacked about fluff things. It's like, in my mind, I guess because the only thing I could use as any kind of reference is our set. And when people come to you, it's pertinent.

It's like we need this, we need to address this, boom, boom, boom. No one's asking you know Well, we can you want to hear from the man himself because he responded I Could not find a way to walk from the stage to my dressing room to sit in my makeup chair to walk from my dressing room to the stage Or just I mean, he's kind of the same thing just in different words Or just sit and have lunch without somebody just walking in I've always had a policy you know where you can come and talk to me So many people are so great around here, But some of them just started taking advantage of it. If I make up chair

They walk in the room. I'm hammered lunch. They walk in. They don't knock them in the hallway I'm getting ambushed. I mean this is sort of seems shit is the memo In hindsight, I probably should have handled it a little differently. Well, I'd say so While recognizing that he should adult the situation different manner He explained he was asking everyone to simply honor and respect his privacy. If you come out of your house, you don't want anybody on your porch waiting on you. You walk to your car, you don't want people bothering you on your way to the car. See, this is what makes me think it's not about work stuff. I just didn't want to be in this prison anymore. I had to be in this little room scared to go out

and take a breath of fresh air without somebody approaching me. So I wrote this letter. I don't apologize about the letter, but it's kind of crazy what people who took this thing and ran man People like well in flying again. They should he should have had someone professionally right that that's it It doesn't it's not even coherent It doesn't even help the cause of all He's talking about fucking being an imposter Harvey defender Paul just here. Even I read that and I'm like, oh my god, I could have even done a draft for him and I would have sounded better.

Oh, that's terrible. I don't know. I got a feeling that he could lose some viewers. I mean, I don't wish that. Oh, I'm not looking for to punish the guy. I don't care. But I mean God damn though, it just seems like it's

Well, he didn't write the letter for no reason when you fucking when you get that check Doesn't that take away all the fucking ills? Oh, no, I see you all summer. It doesn't seem to Why would it that take away the s that doesn't make sense like well the little the little things that like um well my most problems Steve Harvey is a living example you can't eat you you I couldn't eat my lunch at out being disturbed what's wrong

with that why can't you eat lunch and not be disturbed and and you're that's a dick move no but I'm saying it's actually a simple request. Yeah, but it's not we're not talking about something that is worth causing you so much backlash for just. Well, I don't think he was like, well, when they leaked this, I guess I'll address it. He shouldn't have written that letter. I agree, but I don't think he should have wrote it like you said, but written it to himself, and then looked at it, and then been like giving it to a producer,

and like, hey, I'm not gonna change this from first person, please. Yeah. It's on your name on the bottom, and put it up. Exactly. Because then you could also be like, ah, you could even be like, then you could be like, you said that?

I'd be like, ah, you know what? I haven't stressed lately, so he's just being a good guy. You know what I mean? He's like, yeah. Mm-hmm. He really should have did, to be honest with you. He should have tweeted that he just had a nervous breakdown

when he wrote that and he should, I'm admitting myself that I'm gonna go hospital right now. Boom, sympathy, boom. Totally takes away all the teeth out of that bite of writing that. You would have to go away for it, you would have to go away for it You'd have to go away for a couple of hours. Wow in front of a mental hospital So I think wait, that's a stock photo of Danvers and Massachusetts

like if I was if I was one of his handlers That's what you would do. I would advise like you have to you have to make a quick Fake a panic attack right now. Yeah now going to go into for and check yourself into a clinic and say that you wrote that under a mental duress and you're in the throws of a mental breakdown you know what I mean people can identify with that right so lie lie but that does it what does he go to the hospital it's everything you fucking out of everybody's mouth is a lie.

I don't have a chance. Mental breakdown. It's a whole bullshit. You know it's not a lie. Oh boy, add time. Yeah. Fucking. Is it fucking that box of loot?

We can talk about that. Sure, why not? That's not a lie. People get, oh, somebody asked me, kill. If you had to pay for Luke Crate, would you be so fucking enthusiastic about it? Well, one, if my enthusiastic, I say that I like it and they shit in it's cool, yeah.

Yeah, of course, why wouldn't I? I like it, shit in it's cool. All right, people are just saying that maybe you're just like a puppet for Luke Crate. Maybe you're just I have been a puppet for things. This is not one of them. You actually like Lucrate. I do like Lucrate. Yeah. Lucrate and the vanilla granola are the two things that I've always been like like talk about that a little later. Really? Natchbox back. Oh shit. See that's how That fucking vanilla you want to switch back to the age box since we're in that Boy, you want to do great. And look right we'll do later. Yeah right now. It's nature box

I love when you do when you want to snack, but you all you can find is junk food I'll tell you what I do. I fucking starve this past weekend I don't know what the line was in Vegas, but I took down Debbie Flanagan in the weekend Warwick family. No, holy shit. Yes. Around seven o'clock at night, she was like, I'm gonna go get on the treadmill and I'm gonna have to go on for a while and I was like, and she said, even my foot hurts, I was like, don't, I go, let it, I go, you gotta let this one go. I knew this was a conversation, I knew it. I like, you gotta let this one go. It's gonna be, it's I knew it. I know it. It's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be mean a lot more to him than it is. I wasn't so much pain. You could tell her for what

it's worth. I said, I said, the more I said, the more I said, the more she told me that the steps that you were at, I was like, either he's put it on, either he's put it on his new dog. Right. He put it on his dog's collar or he is pushing himself so much he's going to be in a hospital tomorrow. Right. I go. If he's gonna either way I said he he is pushing himself so much. He's going to be in a hospital tomorrow I go if he's gonna either way I said he needs this more than you Let's watch you'll get it tomorrow And the next day and the next day At a certain point he said he must be walking for if he must he had to have walked for like eight hours straight

To get these the numbers you're getting and I was just like I go if he's right there She walked right over straight. He's gonna pay for it if he is I said and he's going to I mean physically I can't imagine that he's not going to be and He's gonna be in good shape after getting this victory. No after the after the two days Sarah day and Sunday it was like oh my god like my knees and my legs hurt so back because I went in the woods You know yeah, and it's kind of a different walk My legs hurt so bad because I went in the woods, you know, yeah, and it's kind of a different walk She was measuring your elevation. She was looking. It's like 90 90 fluke flights and shit It's because yeah, I'm going up and down the hills and I say he's in highlands. I said is she goes

I don't believe he's he this he she was she was questioning the ethics she was like he's bow-owing me I got bow-wild great. No, I wouldn't do it I I got that well great. No, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I go I guarantee he's not she and he said I go I think he just He's a pain. I think he I think this was something he truly truly wanted to do and I believe he's out doing it. I said That's a shit. I guarantee every other day after that she hammered me. I guarantee it was just those two days I'm like, let me do it. What program is it again? This is the Fitbit thing. Fitbit, yeah. And there are people that like,

I was getting him, I was getting him, getting updates constantly and she was just like, just like how is he doing this? He goes, I was, how is he getting this, he's not possible. I gotta tell you, it was the same thing with me. I was just like, oh my God,

she's only two thousand so behind me. I like, so I gotta go out and walk again. Like three walks on Saturday I went on oh wow and and I said once I go I go you know what that you'll never you she goes well I'll challenge me in next week I go it won't matter I said you'll never care about it ever again you'll never care about it ever again you'll never have that same level of enthusiasm for it he's he go and he goes he was on that little leap head for this weekend, and that fuck of frog is hot. And it's gone.

And you'll never see it again. I said, there goes his ass a bump. And you're, you know me, man, you know me well. And there was like a different like challenge where it was like some ants and stuff. And like, I mean, there are people clocking like this girl Chris is clock like 60,000 steps and this like I loose are like 56,000 steps I'm like no fucking way am I gonna go out and try to beat these guys and I'm like if this is it every weekend then why the fuck would I join a challenge anymore?

like I'm definitely gonna lose right so what's the point right you know you didn't lose this weekend so you did it you didn't lose this weekend, so you just said. No, I lost against those guys. I have to have a new level of determination. Yeah, that's probably not gonna happen. I'm just gonna sit around and eat fucking nature bucks. Then I'll get healthy. I think for every granola, what's it called? The granola.

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Or chokinilla. Now, I would, I would be, chocolate has the charisma and pop and vanilla is like I don't like chocolate I should boring and boring but you know what at the end of the day mm-hmm it's not rich memory fucking vanilla you know many you know how many do you have any endorsement how many parks chocolate has sucked you want to walk down the wedding aisle with that fucking hundred guys have been enough fucking god damn chocolate Yeah, no bring bring chocolate back home to you around on the holidays to meet your family

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yet Normie Donald stand up on Hitler's dog is so fucking fun. Yeah, it's on Netflix. Oh God. It's so good Q you may have some unique insight to this because this is about India and I know that you guys are very Yeah, no, yeah, no, lovely country. Mm-hmm It's not unusual for American models to cover international editions of Vogue The Indian version tends to feature Indian celebrities such as a bunch of people I can't pronounce. Right. People got mad. The Kendall Jenner was on it. Why? A missed opportunity to give a lot of Indian girls and women something empowering to. Oh, God enough. Okay. They she she is 80 million Instagram followers. That's the world we live in.

Yeah. You know what? 80 million? We lose French. She's pocket into 2,500. That's pretty good in a week though. A lot of people would kill for 2,500. You blame the ants. Oh, no, I don't blame the 80 million. You promised. I promised, I promised somewhere, like I said, that she could get a million. Million, we have like 13,000, where the fuck are million? I have like 600,000. I just thought that with how cutie was and how, you know, and the listener base,

I thought it would spread like wild. There's a lot of pressure. You thought it was gonna trend. What, no, I just thought, I just thought it had the potential, but I was really old. Dude, if this podcast had a million listeners, I would send true TV a picture of my shit. And said, I'm never gonna move. Yeah, I'm never coming back to work.

Fuck off. Yeah, I would, I would, I would suck it. I would walk in the true TV's offices and take a shit on the fuck a receptionist thing and walk out. A shit hole country, huh? Yeah, the receptionist like, what did I do? Like... That would be pretty, that would be going a little bit over the line. You know, just a simple like, I'm out of here. You would really, I mean, you wouldn't need to make that kind of statement though.

But I'd want to. Hmm. Really? Yeah. And I like, he's got Steve Arby level anger. This year was his family. And I like to get dedicated on this. I're already level anger. This year with this family. And I like fucking defecating on fans. I would be like, hey.

Family death? If we could get a million followers, I would shit on Pam and Edgar. My sister and my brothers extended fucking relatives. I feel like shay, step into my office. You're fucking fired. You ain't family. You ain't family. Got a million followers.

Now, I don't understand though, but what does the million equate to though? It doesn't mean you have like you don't have to work on your if we had a million people that listen to this podcast, this would be a full-time job. 100%. Really? Yeah. But it's free. Well, it is free. The second how how are you thinking you're going to make money off Instagram? So what let me say, well, those two fucking star dogs aren't making contours. Right, but I think that's that doesn't mean that's because of their

exposure to Instagram. Not like you were telling Alicia, like we're going to make fucking bank off of Instagram. She's like, how? Well, they did. They made money off of Instagram. How though? they got jobs They got like right yeah, yeah, like like ancillary stuff that that where Instagram was the springboard and then they got

Commercials in this and that right yeah, I agree with what you're saying. Yeah, I would put my balls on simmy's face If we had a No, because you know, yeah, that's the desk that I you know what if we're all taken we're all to do You can take Pam that girl You should I mean if you guys are going the true. I want to go and I'm gonna take south You could take Pam that girl. You should. Well, I mean, if you guys are going the true, I want to go into take sound.

I don't even look. We get paid. But we do it for free though. So what this is? Well, nature box pays, pays per listener. No, per. Well, sure, based on the listener base. We could demand more at commercial money.

Oh my God. For a million people? Yeah. Really? Absolutely. So we should try to get more listeners. Well, yeah, seven years in. Holy shit. I just figured out the equation. But we really don't make that much money off the ads. I don't know that we would just, yeah. Well, we run into we should all over smogco too.

And we're like, we're keeping all the ad money. We got to eat a lot. And take some castor oil. And you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're getting on his desk. We just got a million followers. He's like, I own the show and I'm getting three million followers. Still a third. Yeah, but so anyway, I think what people need to understand, the people

who are who want to put empowering women, is that empowering women, while great, do not sell magazines, and like it or not, this fucking idiot, Kendall Jenner, will sell magazines, skin lightning is very big in India, I read. Well, first of all, here's another thing, she's a successful woman. So why are we why are we not Indian? So wait, hold on. I guess she's not empowering. So the fucking people, wait a second, what? Let me read this, okay, let me let me let me. This calling for diversity, diversity and representation. Well, in fucking India, now you get a fucking person on a couple who's not Indian and something that's a bad thing. And she's a powerful woman. And she's a fucking person on a couple who's not Indian and something that's a bad thing and she's a powerful woman

And she's a fucking way successful woman love Kendall Jenner But this is an opportunity to showcase some of the talented and accomplished Indian women who are out there making a difference in India And the world in so many diverse disciplines wrote user Rupa and on the list I know I think that they could put Instagram post they could put a Indian woman on the cover from Natalie Doomsday It's not gonna change shit. They're still shit and fucking where to eat Yeah, you're looking at there aren't fucking train tracks on that cover It's no problem. They're worried about this. They're fucking shitting

I don't think every single person does it. It's a fairness to India's one billion fucking people Well, then they say on the like 20% of the country had indoor plumbing. Yeah, but this is But this is why this is why it's a shit hole Well, it probably will always be a shit hole This is what they're concerning themselves because this is not well, I'm sure it's not that's not an Indian saying Yeah, I bet you this is american people concerned about it uh... could be and they don't america doesn't even realize that that's like the hidden secret i think that's like a good secret about what what india is really all about

uh... you you think that like india is pulling like a little bow wow basically where they're like Take a picture next to And it's like holy shit it's a stock photo of an American standard bowl. It's a colder fucking I don't believe the general the general public has any clue What a horror show it is in India. Oh definitely not. With the defecation. I remember, I was listening to Howard Stern, this is years and years and years ago, Robin went on vacation and she went to India

and she, I think she's just be there for like a week or whatever it was, within two days, she's like, I'm out of here. It's too funny. I'm out of here. I've had people email me after listening to Tom Steve Dave and we talk about the shit hole countries and said that like when they got off the plane they were

going to India. It was like getting hit in it was like a cartoon. They got hit in the face with a frying pan and saw stars because the smell of shit just hit instantly when I got off the plane. People are shitting all over the tarmac. No, it's just the aroma is everywhere. Right. You can't escape it. He smells like an open sewer. He's more says you loved it there. Yeah. Well, he's not traveling like that. He's not going to tell you, I don't think the he's he's very PC. Right. So I doubt he's going to bring that up in in a casual conversation. He's like Hollywood and famous. He's not untouchable.

Like he's hanging out with Hollywood's elite. I mean, India's elite, Bollywood's elite. Oh, he was. Yeah. Backpacking before they even fucking made them made in between years. I just wanted to assume all these things. Yeah.

Now, that's the truth I want to create. Creating a lot of fucking false narratives today So so he liked it he liked there have to be really great parts but like in the city What what is it one of the big mountain in India? Yes, I'm not in India that EM worse was climbing Like guarantee you there's no shit on that mountain because no one kicked no one No, he was in the city. He was in the city. That's why it smells better up there. Oh, so he he scaled to the top of the mountain and finally He did not like he held his breath the entire way up. I'm telling you he did not climb a mountain

Backpacking yeah through cities and shit mountains probably that's why he didn't get it all He was in cities. What are you backpacked through or a city who is ever backpact or a city well you got to get from point eight but k-12 that's why I don't think of that's the famous one right you want me to call him he's not gonna tell us he's not gonna tell us that but he already told me that he loves it ask him if it smells like a cesspool I don't think he wants to go on record as saying because it's kind of he's going to say it's nice He loved it there Mount Everest. You want a climb out Everest? Well, what what countries are in in Nepal? I guess it's in the pollen China Yeah, it's a not out there. I could do it. Yeah, they're like people like die on the mountain

And just like just leave them there like fuck if they leave them there like they're an air canister or something But you climb when you climb out no is it? He got a more worked up They leave them there like they're an air canister or something but you climb when you climb out no is it? It's from Florida He got them all worked up Trump's head imposed on the superman's a rip it up It's not the thing There's no sheer climbing of like a sheer cliff climbing when to get to the top of Everest right isn't it? Is it basically just walking up trails? I think it's like yeah, I don't know that there's any like what do they call that like repelling and shit type stuff We need we need line and those spikes and stuff. I don't think so. Is you literally can just walk up it?

I think but it's like super steep and you get to the in your getting like it takes a long time to get to the base Oxygen and yeah, it starts to like fucking break down. Yeah, start shit in your pants Well fuck you in the least you're an India. Yeah, I know, right? If you're gonna do it anywhere. You guys wanna play a game? I figured I could have that game. Do you wanna play it real quick? Yeah. Well before we do. You still got more on gender?

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but not beloved though. Did he dance to 70s music in any of the comics? No, no, that's a new phenomenon that America loves. Yes, they've been based. There used to be women dancing around the table. Remember that used to be the thing in every movie That's a new phenomenon that America loves. Dancing, CGI characters. You used to be women dancing around the table. Remember that used to be the thing in every movie about women?

Like, empowered women. Oh, yeah. And it's always the women. Like, there's no guys. It's like, it's like three generations of women dancing around and you're like, yeah, this happens. Like, never. Never in my life have I seen that.

It doesn't happen, but this thing doesn't happen. And I'm like, no, no. People too, is he ducking like punches and shit is happening in your house like the Rocky Pee Creek generation that does Debbie do Debbie her mom and either of your girls dance around the kitchen or the living room assuming the dogs aren't involved or anything it's just the girls the dogs definitely get involved in the dancing, but if you're gonna say,

if I have to, if I have to remove them from the, if I got to remove them, no. But when the dogs are in the room, we definitely, they'll come down to stairs and we just start dancing. That's how good they make us feel. I bet.

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You're shooting up Frenchies. Yeah, you're mainline and Frenchie son Enter the code T.E. S.D. You're gonna 10% off your new subscription and That's it man. That is Luke create you just go do it for Christ's s six. What are we gonna say here? So we got a game won. We got a game. One look you when was the last time? Embrane? When was the last time you guys were Thought like a child and like we're not not polluted By the world's vile in general or a specific thing grossness What do you mean like I can I can get shout like about something.

You can? Sure. What? I gotta think about it. It's the last that you got shout like it about. Um, hmm. Let me think about it, because I diaper play with this. I'm just kidding.

No cute bad boy. I'm, well Jeff Goldblum gets me shout like sometimes. I think you're stretching here. Yeah, I don't think that's a reach. We never heard about this difficult look chandel today. I haven't even been a while since you really for had the thought. The wonderment. The thought and the wonderment of a child's brain in your head. I think you are, I think you grow up too soon. I think you thanks your uncle. I think that you you rushed you wanted to be an adult so badly that you you you rushed to get away from childhood. I'm gonna fuck anything in my past

You were looking you were running to that to those parties looking over your shoulder at like he man going like well Nope, you turn get back on your childhood too quickly. I mean you see the amount of shit. I buy Chasing that you got you got to look great. He was if he was blowing guardian's earlier I don't know I don't you guys are talking comics for a half hour before we start. I don't know that he's lost that I do pretty much Either either it's childlike wonder meter the guys retarded Why is he got the only one of the two why get it be both? No, no, no, no I would about you when's the last time you could really look back to when you had an unpolluted thought in your, like there was no polluted thoughts in your mind?

I have the answer. Okay, I'll link it back to you then. Yeah, I just remembered it. Okay. I got, you're gonna laugh, but am I gonna do that? Oh, the answer what turns you into? When I had that moment, yeah. I recently got the new Nintendo for a gift,

and when I got it, that happened to me. Didn't you? New Nintendo? Yeah, new Nintendo came out recently. Nintendo Switch. The Nintendo Switch. And when I got it, it brought me, I was so shocked and surprised.

And it brought me right back to the same feeling I had when I got it when I was a kid and it was Surprised then it was it was a really Kind of one of those moments very rare. I'll grant you that but that was the last time it happened But can you also think back to when you didn't have it like I still I would bet big bucks so that There was still some polluted thoughts kicking around your head while you're playing.

Even if it was a porn game, I mean I was like, Dick's and the pussy's. That'd be sweet. I mean it's just that you can't help me. Yeah, absolutely. We are, we are, we've been corrupted. 100% correct, yes, I agree. So can you think back what year would it have been when you didn't have a polluted thought in your head? I mean, you're talking single digits.

Single digits. Yeah, single digits. Single digits? Yeah, yeah. Please say nine. I don't know. All right, we'll hold on a second. Don't say anything under seven, that's just sad.

Yeah, I don't say that or the little bell was a temper looking rich. I mean, definitely wasn't junior high school and how old were you when you start that? We fucking not nine. 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, so you start that at 10, so junior high. Sure, you start high school when you're... Juki, how? Well, not yet. 10th grade. 10th grade. 10th grade. 10th grade. 10th grade. 10th grade.

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Unpluted by the ills of the world. And everything was pure innocent. I don't know if I've ever had that walled, but yeah. Like you were reaching back and you still can't really remember. I remember horrible things that happened to me at every age, so I don't know. Man, well, you know what? Yeah. It's good.

I'm glad that I, I think. It's good. Your damage is gonna pay off For me it was like moments before I was handed a picture that said wild-ass You can't pull you cannot put the blame on me for why you want to I thought this guy was vanilla. He's chocolate No, I I thought this guy was vanilla. He's chocolate. No, I, I, I would probably around the same age.

Like nine. Maybe eight somewhere in there. Eight years old. Your. Like that's when you start. Like third grade. I remember third grade cursing and getting in trouble for it. My fucking goody two shoes fucking in trouble for it. Yeah. My fucking goody two shoes fucking neighbor

ratted on me. She was a teenager too and she's like, I heard Brian, so I'm at the beach and I was cursing and she went around home and told fucking Edgar. So that would have third grade, I would have been like eight. And you're cursing at eight, huh? Yeah. I would have brought you to a psychiatrist then.

Oh yeah, my parents totally fucked up. I mean, there's no doubt about it. I mean, brought you to a psychiatrist then. Oh yeah, my parents totally fucked up. There's no doubt about it. I mean, no one's all you're right. You're staying down, beach by yourself just cursing. I would have been like, I mean, eight years old, that's alarming, right? That's like Tourette's. I mean, yeah, I mean, not diagnosed formally. I wasn't like, I'm just sure I was like I'm just sure I was like I learned a new curse word and yeah, I probably I probably like seven probably seven Where did you shy away from the big curse words? Oh, no, I went for it. That's that's what she went She went back and was like hey guys, what do you say? No, I'm not like saying, as a kid, did you, were there levels of like, well, I'll say shit, but I won't say the F word,

because I know the F word's the worst word. No, there was no distinction. No distinction. No. I'm not sure. I'm not sure if this game's for you guys. I don't think you've ever had an unpluted line, Zed. And I'm not sure I have.

All right, well, if Sage, if we're listening to music and Sage, here's a curse, if she hears bitch, her eyes light up and she looks at me, she could say, she said, bad word. And I'm like, they did say a bad word, but she thinks it's funny. But there's a certain level of innocence to that. Yeah.

That's so adorable. Right, she's not down at the beach by herself. And that's what I think. And now, fuck life, funching seagulls. Get over here. Ah! You can't get me, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh He's got a lot of money. I was six when I was doing that.

I thought he was wrong. I thought he was wrong. I thought he was right. I thought he was right. I thought he was right in the pants. I check all the time just to make sure it's still there. This kid. Someday a ball's like your old man. I'm like cool. Then I've been out to the beach and curse myself to sleep on a beach Wake up as a fucking tides coming over your ankles like crap I'm waiting for the sea to sweep me away. I can't do anything right. Fuck you!

Fuck you low tide. You guys are ruining this too. Because it was the moon. This is your fault. Because this was the first game of that I got. I was that agrarian. That is not, that can be played and and adored by the general public

because it is so adorable and so cute sorry I think you this has potential to bring this to semi because um do we shit on his desk well cut that out but I think this one has this one's got the potential to be huge because it it it it what it what does what is America love to watch kids being cute right yeah and animals and animals well well animals can't talk yet so this game is you're going to hear a male child and a female child describe something.

You guys have to guess what it is. You have to think like a kid. It's called from the mouths of babes. Babes with a Z. I'm tired. I'm tired. I can't take it. You're not thinking like children now. I'm tired. Oh my god. Oh, you keep scoring everything.

I'm going to keep scoring. Oh, God. This will be a trial run. If it is received, like I think it's going to be, we could turn this into a big game for a tell them see if they will even have to have our name attached to it. I think we could sell this with none of the baggage that comes with us. It's that strong. A contact like submitted by anonymous and Ali Smith.

So let's do you want to do a practice one first just to get the idea of how you play the game. So who wants to go first? I'll go first. And I'll give it a shot. Okay. Okay. Suicide takes the sleep on the pitch. Nobody cares. If that kid doesn't know, no, no, no, drowning really No, my kiss. That kid done it. Drowning really slowly. What is he cursing so much? This thing can see, he'll just watch.

Curious. Okay, you got your, who's going first? Brian going first? Yeah. Okay, so now you're going to get to hear what was rather here, the voice of the description of a male child or a female child. This is a male child or a female child describing something.

Yeah, and then if you don't get it, you can get, you can take a guess based off the sound bite of what he's describing or she's describing. And then if you don't get it right, then Q gets to hear the other person to be. So he gets an additional, okay, I get to, and if he gets it, then he gets to point.

Okay, I'm gonna go with the girl. You're gonna go with a girl first? I don't like little girls better. Little boys, it's always a dick, matter, and contest. They're always fucking challenging or a position in the third. Are the neighborhood kids doing a lot of time to make you? Hey, this isn't your garage.

Oh fuck. What's the matter? Yeah, through me, I thought he was going to say boy, you know what, you're going to have to take the child, you're going to have to get the boy first because I then I then while I'm listening to it, I'll find the other Okay, this is how we have this 10 minutes of scrolling like fuck it This is the trial or this is the this is the just the figure out how to play okay, so here listen to this this is a This is a

I think 11 yearold boy from New Jersey an extinct being that Is the main reason for fossils. I mean, I'm gonna guess dinosaur Correct. Oh look at me. Yeah, I'm on fire Right Well, they look at harder though. Okay, that was the I was gonna say I hope that's hard. That was the I was gonna say I hope that's entry level. Jesus Christ. I bring you fucking hard games and you fucking get pissy.

No you bring us impossible games and we get pissy. And then I bring you something really dope down and you're like oh that's too easy. For the dummies. Alright, cute. So now you're gonna go first and um... Okay. Just don't have a preference system, allergy female. Yeah. Cut all this out, deck. All this fucking dead air. It's ruining the mood. It's ruining the mood of the game.

Yeah, the momentum has to be like, alright, maybe Steve Harvey would host this game. He has a show with kids. Does he? Yeah. He may need to work on his image after and this would be the perfect uh from the mouths of babes. This is like an old Alan fun bit that you guys develop right? No. What are you talking about? We can't in camera. We came up with it. You know, we saw that kind of camera and then we came up with it. So I'm kind of Cameron then we came up with it. We don't watch.

I'm sorry I was talking to Quinn. Whatever. Oh my God, keep talking. Well, I could talk about nature. Yeah, I got it. The Yundies if you really want to share. We're waiting for Walt to do that. Q you and I will talk about this because if there's anything we love doing, it's elevating

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Yeah, like something that feels like now. I've never felt it But I got to imagine that it feels like Maui Monroe's lips like it just crazy little pillows We're heading into a a little pillows. Yeah. Well, we're heading into a game with kids. Okay. Oh, yeah. Um, yeah. Kids panties.

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It's a long and winding road. Yeah, you got tried all for you though. What do you got? Well, we've done? Yep, okay Kill you're up. You're gonna listen to this this 14-year-old female from New Jersey There are people a group of people who have powers and help people examples are like Superman or something and like Iron Man, Spider Man maybe. She's just so much who we are. We're comic characters? No Okay, think like a child More specifically think like Alicia Hey, probably ready for this 11-year-old from New Jersey boy. Yes, I am I always am

a group of talented individuals devoted to save the world Well judging from that and what Alicia said. I don't say Avengers correct the Avengers. Oh I beat comic book guy over here Eyes are twitching Superman's not even in the same fucking universe as the Avengers and that's because you don't think like a child Superman is not even in the same fucking universe as the Avengers and that's because you don't think like a child I guess so because you're so like you're so into your adult continuity and like

Superman could never be in Avengers because he's not a Marvel character You've lost the child like ability to be wrong. You're right. I see it. Let me ask you if I had said X-Men Would that answer justice right what I would have would that have been right or an I would the No, because the answer was the Avengers. Got it. Okay, even though the question got it. Got it. I already know where I'm here.

I already know. Got it. I already got one wrong. And this is why I get the email saying that. He's getting trounced. Yeah. All right. But I like the passion.

No. I'm just trying to figure it out. Got it. You got to not think so literally. You're right. Not as unilaterally or as dyslexia. Correct. That's not quite crazy.

It's not as hard as dyslexia. But my only question I'm not arguing, I'm just asking for clarification, is the answer could have just as easily been X-Men? Sure, but it wasn't. Got it. Okay. All right, you're up.

It definitely wasn't comic book characters. All right, Brian. You're up who would you like? That's superheroes. What would you like? The female description or the male description I'll go female unless it's gonna take 15 minutes no no no I'm gonna take that long okay they bomb people I think I don't know

they're not talking about that in school about like Hillary or Trump. They're not allowed to talk about so like that The people that you I don't know bad things I guess terrorists Oh I would love to give that to you Muslims You're gonna give it to you Islamic fundamentalist. Really? Yeah.

That's the, but now that, that's a child saying that though. It's not correct, but that's what, that's the child's perception of what it is. It's kind of like an insight into what we are, what we're feeding our kids. What was the answer? Uh, Islamic fundamentalist. But that's not a Muslim. Muslim terrorists, which is not the same as a Muslim queue You just said muzzle jump on to the you got to get to the 14 year-old level like me. No the answer

Was Islamic terrorist right no Islamic fundamentalist? Islamic fundamentalist answers Islamic Islamic fundamentalist. He says Muslims. That's not correct Didn't you say what you say he said? I said terrorists And then I said Muslim. I shouldn't have gave that to him. You can't give that to him. I have to take that. Yeah, in what world is that?

That's fucking. It's the game show. Actually, at the penalty line, you went back to zero, zero. What? What? What? What? You can't tell me.

Yeah, you still got your point, bro. Is it game? I was excited because this was my first teaching moment of the game. Guy, guy. Like, this is from the real mouths of babes. I will say this just that I would have gotten it wrong. So it's not like, I'm not, I'm not going to hurry. Boy, yeah, it's, you know, well, now we already know the answer. So, but I wouldn't have gotten it right. But like, I think it's like, it's almost also like, like, if you're at home watching, and you're you hear you hear a child say that on TV right you

maybe like hey does my kid think was my kid think that same way and if he did maybe I should teach him you know or or or or like well you're gonna have to because she's like we're not allowed to talk about it in school. We're not allowed to talk about Islamic fundamentalism. But she was wrong though. She was wrong, right? In her description, it's not what an Islamic fundamentalist is not going to, but that's what I'm saying.

Like the mess that- I don't know what she was talking about. She mentioned Trump and Hillary. Hold on, I'll play it again. They bombed people. I think I don't know. Is there an al-Anthol疑 about that in school? Hold on, I'll play it again. They bomb people. I think I don't know. There's a lot to talk about that in school. Talk about like Hillary or Trump.

There's a lot to talk about, so like that. The people, I don't know, bad things, I guess. See, and as I'm saying that this is, that's not a really inaccurate description of what that definition right? Right. Right. That's not a textbook definition.

That's not exactly what you're asking. But it's also like it makes you at home if you're a parent and you're like in your watch in the show and a child comes on and describes that you'd be like wow. If that's what you're talking about. The fucking show is this. They're talking about his long and fun of mentalism and a kids game show with a Z This is not what I expected But like you're about you're saying yourself like well

If that kid on TV thinks that that's what an Islamic fundamentalist is right I want to make sure so you want to start some conversations Okay, that's what I that's it. That's exactly what dialogue starter, as well as fun game show. Okay, all right, is my turn? Yeah. I would like fun and fun to met. I would like a boy, please. You would like a boy? Yes. If it had been I'd be the good one. Okay. That nuts, but all doing terrestrial.

All right, you ready? Yeah. Something that is used to exterminate rats and emo people. And emo people? Oh, who got this? It's not important. I don't want to give names.

That's why I don't want anybody to hate on the children playing. They have to be, they have to have their identities have to be hidden. They're telling, they're bearing their soul. So these kids are not TV then. What? On the show they're not going to be shown. Well, on TV they'll have to be. They're going to have to sign a waiver.

Because America wants to see cute kids talk and say these things that are ignorant. All right, stop selling the game. Let's play the game. I like it. Those practices. His fine tuning is pitch. All right, so it's used to kill rats and emo people. I couldn't. Yeah, that was weird at the end. Yeah, and there. Hold on. Something that is used to exterminate rats and email people. Poison. From the mouths of babes. Poison.

To the mouth of how old you know? 41. 41 year old child just sits at the table right now. It's poison. No, is he talking about the band? That's what I thought. I have no idea. That's what's so talking about the band? That's what I thought I have no idea That's what's so great, you can't feel bad you can't be emo when poisons blast

Showing you tips and rock out Yeah, I mean it is don't get better than this. No, it is not even an emo has to be like all right But that's the that's the beauty of the game they can go say something so out of left field you got to throw you off in the mind of a job You got to think like a kid in the playground again. Cool. I'm in all right. What a one. Yeah, you're ready Brian. I'm ready. What do you want? I'll take the girl because I never want to get an important from I was gonna say trap but that made no sense Okay, well That point pretty good. I don't think that's what the emo. Okay. Well, it was important. Was it that point pretty good? I don't think that's what the email thing was.

Okay, male, a female from New Jersey. Kids play with these usually girls but sometimes the boys, you can dress them up and you can play with them and like... I don't know what you just abandoned. You're gonna get a part right there? Cut her off. I mean, my mind leaps to doll. Okay, not the right answer. So I don't get it out of the way.

Now, Q, here's the fun part. Come to it. Now you get the second description. Right, I love this. A doll made by a company that was very famous. Barbie doll? Barbie doll! Oh yeah! Did I look at him? He's getting younger before I die. Yeah, I did.

Oh my god, my gray hair's gone. It's like we played kick the kid on a twilight zone episode. Oh wait, where'd you get that lollipop? He's got those long white socks. I kicked the can on a twilight zone episode. Oh man, where'd you get that lollipop roll? Yeah, yeah. He's got those long white socks that have crouched out the shorts on. All right. Barbie doll.

All right, Q. You're up. What would you like? Let's go, boy. I seem to be getting the male perspective on things. Yeah, man. You're tearing up. I did, man. I almost leave.

We're given to you by your guardians chores Chores he's on fire yeah bitch Look at him face look at him go No your child yeah, but I'm a teenage child though I am I'm mourning it over me Every time you get a correct answer you look a little bit young Oh Jesus I got to wait till he's like down to five or, so he's not some fucking arrogant when he gets the right answer. I never get any of these things right.

This is just, it feels good, right? That's what I would you like. The girl's been, I mean, I'll take the boy. I gotta guess. I'll wait until you're okay. So a whiny little privileged bitch who tries to make the world a better place but ends up just ruining it for everyone. Don't say Chris L'Anna.

You want to hear it again? Do not. I'm glad you stopped me. Yeah, because I do. I soared on your lips. You want to hear it again before you answer because I was quick. I played it twice for you. I'll play it twice for you some more time.

So a whiny little privileged which who tries to make the world a better place but ends up just ruining it for everyone. I want to say it's so bad. I don't say it. It won't be the right answer. This kid does not know Crystal Dog. This kid just delivered the textbook definition of millennial. So I'm hoping that's what it is.

A Millennial. Yeah. Oh, good lord. Okay. Cute, you're going to get the female. Okay. I love this. A person who is usually very over dramatic about everything doesn't make a lot of sense.

And they usually, I don't know they're annoying Only opinion that matters is there. Oh, I'm gonna say a social justice warrior Get him a diaper Social justice war I do like the next generation I do like the next generation. They come off more as angry than whiny. You got to think a child. You're thinking like a 50 year old man. You got to think so.

You're older than I actually am. I'm actually aging. Q is getting young. Yeah, your back is arching. You're getting that old man curve in your back. He's Benjamin Button over here. He's going with the opposite of puberty. His balls are like glass. I just shit my pants. That diaper play I was talking about. I knew it. I won the game and I made a boom boom. Anyway, you want to go for another one? Cute. You would be up.

It's Brian's turn now, right? Oh, it is my turn. It is your turn now. What would you like? I'm crushed. We'll go with the guy. Go with the guy again. A tiny human being.

I can't believe that you can't get it from that. Well, I'm just trying to think of what you're like. What do I say? Do I say do I from it? It's shy.? Yeah, basically like how a child would say it. A baby, a tiny human being. A munchkin. A munchkin. Yeah.

I want to give you that point just because that is a fucking child like And spirit. I got it. It's joking. Yeah, you had that look in your face like is a fucking child like Andrew. It's a spirit I got it. It's joking. Yeah, you had that look on your face like ah, munchkin. Munchkin.

Yeah, I want to say munchkin, huh? So now I'm getting into the game and it's that I'm fucking getting ripped up. Munchkin. Yeah, munchkin. Munchkin. I'm going to say munchkin. a musk. Awe, awe, awe, but I love that you went with an answer that was child like

though. I love that. It wasn't the right answer, but you are getting the game. Thank you. Definitely playing it the right way. Okay, Brian, you need this one. Well, isn't playing it the right way to get the answer. No, but it's also about, it's more about, it's more about it's more about the right strategy. It's not about winning a losing

course. I'm trying to start a dialogue about mushrooms. No, I will listen. It's about recapturing something that's been lost for a long time. All right. Your youth and your ability to think. Possibly. Joy. Yeah. Yeah. Right. You ready for the female version. Bethlehem. This is Brian. Sure. These are people who are shorter than the average person. See if I just heard yours, I might have went with baby, but I hear this, and I'm going to say, hmm, are they more likely to say midget or dwarf?

Because there's dwarves on TV that say a lot of midgets. You want my help on this? Yeah, which one was you, tonight? You talk about a new average, dude. They're going to say midget or dwarf because his dwarves on TV. You know how to midget you want my help on this Yeah, which one was you tonight? You talk about a new area dude. They're gonna say little people They're not gonna say little people. They're not dropping slurs. These are children slur Midget of snow white in the seven dwarves are not saying snow white in the seven dwarves Might dwarf they might say they're not saying this. No, but kids are saying midges today Hmm So you say little people, huh? Or little person?

I got this one wrong, so you gotta follow you on heart. I said much kids. Barely. Uh, yeah. I mean, I tried. I gave it a shot and it didn't quite work out. Uh, yeah, okay, I'll go with a little person. I want to say dwarf.

You shouldn't let, you see, you let your adult friend think like an adult. It was the word was midget. It was midget. Wow. Give him the point. I talked about it that way. I can't give it to him.

Really? In all fairness, I would just say dwarf. Oh yeah, yeah. He allowed himself to think like an adult and ask for help. Right, you're right. You're right. He should have just. Should have just put my head down and plow through. Yeah. I mean, like,

midget. Again, no, you go on. We picked, we picked words that sometimes can be, you're right. It can be a little on the, on the fence of like, they're not the most comfortable words. But let's not always worry about what's comfortable, because like I said, it can start a dialogue. Well, what's the second, well, a whole lot of us are going to wait until the next description.

Wait, wait. No, the problem is in the kids. The problem is in the person who said to the kid, describe a midget. Like what's that? Yeah, exactly. You could have said, describe the little person. You picked

a vision. So the problem here is not kids. Probably you. No, it's not. It's not a job. You know, you could have said, Midget. I mean, little person. We've got to pick words that will make some people uncomfortable. We got to, or else games are fun. It's not fun if you're only, it's, it's become a fed people. They got off their ears and Vietnam. So it starts with the G. No, if you don't, if you don't use some words that are going to, are going to, they're going to bring some conversation to the G. No, if you don't use some words that are gonna bring some conversation to the table, then you're losing the teaching aspect of it.

Yeah, but if you had picked Little Person, I wouldn't do it because it's too hot button but on TV if they want to use some racial slurs. As they will do on family games now describe Ching Chong China man No, you should have said little person and then would Brian said midget Then it would have been a scandal worth talking about right now you like what an asshole Right now you're the asshole Because then when and then when You bring up midget just to tell the kids don't say midget

and then when, and then when, I think- Did you bring up major just to tell the kids, don't say, midget? No, no. No. Because then you've like, if this was on television and we had a real host and we had an audience and we had viewerships to worry about

and the parents at home would be like, hey kids, come in if you know I want you to watch this, sit down. Right. This is a word, I don't know how you feel about this word, but if you're using it, I want you to stop. So, I'm here. Can you like about this word, but if you're using it, I want you to stop KIDs like this show is no fun for me. It's so sucks

You ever see a major some I Mean not that what's a major? All right We don't need to talk about this anymore Just backs out of the go-to-you room. You're grounded. You just fucked up. Now you're not seeing the potential. I am. I'm saying in that instance, the answer shouldn't have been mentioned.

It absolutely should be because that's the only way to get that's the only way to get Uncomfortable topic out. No, he would have said to me at like me. It and then it's like no, it's little person and then The they turn to the dead and then they're the mom and they're like whoa, midget's not cool And they're like well as a matter of fact. It not. Let's fucking talk about this. Pause the fucking DVR. You know, this fucking 22 minute show just turned into four hours. Most like me fucking literally. It's good, it's solid, but you gotta be able to take a note while you give fucking to me. I mean, Jesus Christ.

It didn't get a burn like. It's like, I could have the smallest note. And he's like, fuck out. He's like Mozart, like it's already I could have the smallest note. He's like, fuck out. He's like Mozart. Like it's already finished in his head. And it's like anything that deviates from that is like, it's like a petulant child.

I mean, I hate to sound like Simee, but I'm not one note. One note. All right. You know from coming from you? Yeah. It experienced a song on dancemen. Okay. Who's up? Brian. Brian. female. Yeah, I'll take the

female. Again, 14-year-old, a New Jersey girl. These are people who are crazy, who kill people. Serial killer. Boom! Yes! back to my six year old self. Son of Sam, I remember the day they caught him. Sam, it's day my childhood. Yeah, I'm like so no more. Mommy? It's over. You're gonna have to find another serial killer to look out to.

Son of Sam, he's over with. over you have to find another serial killer to look up to son of sand is he's over with nice nice work right thank you well done thank you it's close now it's right back to anybody's game 2 to 4 yeah all right we got it what do you got you now i'll take mail again okay something that an infant wears before they are trained to use the toilet. I'd say diaper of course. Why wouldn't you? Fucking fecal freak. What the fuck? Okay, pay one woman a shit on your chest. I'm fucking near the end of it. Yeah, I follow you for life.

Yeah, we got Brian. I'll stick with the girl. Stick with the girl. Yeah, okay. Like after life, opposite of hell, is this? All good people go to blank. I don't know to go out on a limb here and say heaven. Yes.

Again, you put this in. It starts a good conversation starter about talking about God and how kids are. I remember that when Pam was like, everyone else, anyone who's a Methodist is going to hell. And I'm like, oh, you don't say. I remember that conversation. But it's something that needs to be spoke about.

You know, you just like, you bring him in, do you believe or you not believe? Like, why is what's the reasons why you don't? What's the reasons why you do? What do we got to do different to change the outlook here? Get some faith. If you're good, you go to heaven, bad. No heaven. No heaven.

Okay. More? Let's go a couple more, Q. Yeah, sure. Boy again,. Seven. Okay. More? Uh, let's go a couple more, Q. Yeah, sure. Uh, boy again, please. Boy again. Boy again.

Uh, that's male heaven. Find this day alive here. What, how do you see yourself, Q? What age are you at right now with these answers? You got five right. Yeah, I know. Uh, I'm going to take, well, five years for every right answer. Right? Okay. That sounds fair. I think that's I think that's fair

counting. So 25 years off. Oh boy. I remember 25 year old cue. 15. Oh your 15. Oh, your jerk. 25 year old me was a He was a handful He was angry. He was alcoholic. He was unemployable. He was a lot of... But man, he looked good.

Yeah. He was a good looking guy. He was a good looking guy. Too many head turns. Whiplash? Wow, that's it. That's it? No.

That's not it. Okay. This could be an error. Okay, bro, you got the female. Okay. There are TV shows. It's always and usually it suggests main, their main audience is like older women, right? That's the only so I know watching them live like mom and they're dramatic, very over-traumatic. like mom and their dramatic very over dramatic.

Any number of how's wives of Beverly Hills or Atlanta or New York or New Jersey? Or I see the act on TV. Yes. Even though I think I guess let's see. Golden girls. No, I think someone over there knows what it is. It's so pop. It is so pop. Too many head turns.

Oh, I should have known that Debbie's really in the soap opera. It is soap opera. Oh, too many head turns. Oh, I should have known that. Debbie's really in the soap opera. Very good. Wow. Oh. Oh. Now, change this diaper. I've soiled myself.

Uh, is there any more here? The second floor first. There's a. Hi, Piddle. Uh, how too many head turns? What the fuck? I don't know what that was. I Piddled Too many head turns what the fuck I don't know what that was why did that make you oh I got here we go last one You just like which it's Brian's okay. What do you want? Oh?

I'll take oh this last one name girl so he can't catch it I want this was just this was a Exhibition yeah, there's a proving proving to see just to see if if people dig it or not you ready Brian Mm-hmm. Who you want? I'll take the I'll take the unnamed female a name female Always taking the one that I don't have ready. It's your fault Fuck that. Okay, you ready? Mm-hmm. We're going out on a high note I won't say anymore, but this one is a definite. Okay.

This is a bar. A par word, welcome, introducing this, because it's a... It's a barn burner. No, but it's like... So you weren't gonna say anymore, except for this. Someone who hates on someone, on social media for no reason This is a troll is my wheelhouse as well An internet troll. Yeah

All right again like that would be something you call the kids and be like are you doing this online? Because I am doing me I've been logging to my third Twitter account here Look how fucking pissed she got She thinks it's real What are you guys going? Come back here you medgets Well, you can be like all right if you're doing this if you're part taken in this kind of activity. Yeah, don't you're you're you're it's not

Cruel who are they trolling though? But they're friends they do it all the time. Oh, yeah, you see you see your girls trolling people my my girls tell me all the time that they're that they're You know how vicious it is on the internet for them. They get trolled. Oh, is it really? They're friends, you know, like they, they talk bad, like, you know, are they ball busing like friends? No, it's like, you take a friend, you take you go to a friend to see something, right? Yeah, moving your text about it. Then the other friends see it and they, they I was not sure for not oh you invite me now I'll do I'll write this and I'll do this and I'll do this and and I'll troll this and I'll troll that and it's awful yeah that sounds great no it's it's a harsh time you see some of the comments it's just of course I wrote a. It says very cruel and vicious like like something you would never say in real life

That's what we didn't have these issues and when we went to school because you would say something to somebody's face Or you said it behind their back and it got to them right away Where it's like they write something about somebody and that person goes like holy shit There it is something like like almost on a bathroom wall that everybody sees, right? Yeah, bathroom wall that, you know, that you don't have to go into the bathroom to sleep. I remember getting trolled for a good time called Brian.

That's how we met. Oh yeah. So what do you think? I like it. You like it? Yeah, I think it's strong. I think it's got legs. I think it could actually work, you know,

what, take all the nonsense that we inject it into it. You just play it straight. I think it's a game show that would touch hearts. I will, I'll get to me in here. And I'll get to me in here. And I think you could. And Billy Eichner sitting outside with a listening device.

I'm like, satellite dish thing. Tell him to be famous. I'm kind of fucked up. I'm like, I'm suddenly bitching. Tell him Steve David. I'm kinda fucked up. Everyone is going to die. You're gonna kill yourself. You're gonna kill yourself. You're gonna kill yourself.

Sometimes you just gotta sit there and be a priest. Fuck it, shayda. Not just self-righteous shayda. I say, the fuck is it? Savage tour. Savage tour. I'm gonna kill you for real. This game, the game is over. I'm really. I say. The fuck is this? SABACS DOOR! SABACS DOOR! I'm gonna tell you for real.

This game, the game is over. I'm really going to shoot. Why would we talk more about it instead of this? This is the worst. I waited. The worst. I ain't looking into your face. I don't hate it.

I just don't like it at all. I just barely fucking moron. People like you barely fucking taller like you're going to do it. I go away from the people. I don't go near people. I don't chit chat. Why you thought I'd be so cruel? Yeah, I have a bad feeling.

Man, isn't it? I can't figure out why I want to be alive. Yet I'm afraid of dying. I can't figure out why I want to be alive. Yet I'm afraid of dying. What the fuck is that? Kill me, you want? Kill all I do

Kill me, kill me, kill me Look if we kill the butt in audience Kill me, kill me Did I go back to my day job? I can sell shit into it Just a big world See if it's When you talk you're pretty good

Okay, no one I'm in state Say it, further. Okay, no one. I'm gonna get to say it. It's gonna happen. It's a game. It's a game that's gonna be tough. It's a tough thing. But, you know, I can stuff the call. I can.

There is something wrong with everybody in here. Because we have one. A member of our family. And you don't wanna talk about it. I'm gonna be crushed. You don't wanna think about it. You just wanna get back to work. Shut the fuck up!

There are five of these stages. I'll kill both, as we're going to go on. Dile, anchor, bargaining, catch your man, accept it. And right now, out there, they are all denied. They're not in their set. And that's hard, and it's making all angry. And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to those seconds. And it's not acceptance, that's just compression.

I can get the compression, I'll have done my job. I don't like that at all. It's being coming up for the compression. I'm surrounded by someone that I didn't put very much. Chicken soup rest fresh ones. I'm using ice to place one of these people to really pick up something. I'd burn if they died. So I'm trying.

Round of applause. If you are caught in a web of lies, so is Rickkin, I have to That one small mistake And your life comes down like a house of cards Round of applause, round of applause Yeah, but what about dying? What do you see dying? I'm usually covered in blood Dying, dying, dying, mean, what you dying?

I have no idea why If we are God, yes Yes, if you are my fucking Satan. I think the time is come. I think the days, you know, have not. So bad, I think it's not that worse. I think we should close down the comedy clubs and open up stand-up tragedy clubs.

Yes, the film. What's the film in the will, Mom and Dad? Is the house to a white power organ, I don't give a shit. But the pills in the will are what the bill will. Welcome to the squad, it's the anxiety and so much. I'm on the back. I mean, it's just cold, locked in life. Fucking youth.

Giving it frustrated. I'm gonna fuck. All the time, how do you relax? Love to watch the best. I'm mad. I'm not mad. It's hilarious I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

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I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna at it man. I don't get it, I'm f**k. I'm getting a sense of my intuition. He's like my whole head just turns into like a homie pal. He is not a tether to reality. I ain't too done, it's why I ain't I love my everyone. Fuck you, why I ain't coming to you. Definitely gonna die. Definitely gonna die. Definitely gonna die. Definitely gonna die. I say bring on debt. You're lucky to see me, you really are.

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