Tell Em Steve-Dave - #338: Fevered Morphine Dreams

Episode Date: June 1, 2017

Walt & Q demand a kinder, gentler, Bry. A final update on GoT boy's love life. Walt wants to get on some dumb list by any means necessary.Music: Bastard and the Crows - The Fall of John Adams High

I wouldn't mind some of that fucking cock flying my way. Do you watch Tits and Dragons? I want hot pants! I want hot pants! I do! I want thigh-eye boat! Lockingly is not at the all female screening of Wonder Woman. I thought for sure you would be there identifying as a chick. I wouldn't, I would not go because they have identified their needs and desires and need to see Wonder Woman without any mails around. Why not to respect that?

I don't know. Why would you want to go? Why would I want to go? Why would any male want to go to that? Okay. Let's examine this. Okay. There's the political part of the show. I know people love it.

Yeah. Won't we talk politics? Okay, you've got the one side, right? Yeah. You've got the, I've seen, I read about this, the all female screening. Yeah. The whiny guys who are like, not fair. What if we did this with all guys?

Right. AKA people who have fucking got nothing better going on in their own lives. Not totally without merit. You can't say that. Completely without merit. No, you can't say that. Why?

Because if it's all about equality, it's not about equality. I think a true feminist might be like, no, there shouldn't be at all female screaming, right? But we haven't achieved equality. So like why? No. Going to movie wise

Going movies cinematically going to a movie. Well, yeah, it doesn't cost more like ticket prices are still the same right for you I had a fucking woman buy you a ticket to a movie wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah With your money No, no, I was dating here. Yeah, my wife, what, definitely, her first time, I didn't have. Yeah, I fucking married someone if they bought you a movie ticket to today. Yeah, I was making like 50 bucks a week.

I was like, so she was for her hand was forced. I want to see a movie. She wanted to see a movie. This fucking got to ask my fuckering gonna pay. Who cares? No, but you can see if somebody was like, well, if we did this and blah, blah, blah, and everything has to be equal,

it's not completely without merit. That being said, do I give a fuck? Absolutely not. Because what you have to realize is like, first off, I believe guys and girls should be doing different shit at times right of course what what girl wants to go out with her friends to a bar Or whatever hang out with the girls and talk and a boyfriend comes along no, it's just not the same right It's just not the same no the same goes for guys sometimes you do all girls shit sometimes you do all guys shit These girls want to have a Fuckin' all woman, Wonder Woman screening.

It gives a fuck, but Here's where, oh they do. Here's where the alamo may run into trouble. You have to identify as a woman, but in today's world you can't even really ask, right? Like I walk in there, if they even ask me if I identify as a woman, Right. I'm suddenly I'm suing somebody. Yeah, it's troublesome. It's a tightrope. It's a tightrope, and you better fucking learn to walk it.

Me? Yeah. I'm all for it. I hope they go. We know fucking Cucuac a tightrope. Fucking I told you. I told you this. I know.

That wouldn't look fucking weird. It was a wide shot. That shot was high. I showed you. Shot you that I know that wouldn't look fucking weird It was a wide shot. I showed you shot from a hundred miles away. The great the fucking the money shot I should have shot fucking a bottle of beer didn't disappear But I learned from him how to walk tightrope not not literally. Right. The metaphorical tight rope, what you feel, I did not walk these last few days on Twitter. No, not at all. I felt you were harming the brand. It's a yes, you brand. I did.

Oh no. My heart, a heart, I felt you were harming the brand. Really? I agree. Well, what I think that this show, I think when Tellum Steve Dave ultimately wraps it up, many decades from now. I'm sure of fucking hope so. Two weeks, lay a two weeks of being away.

Oh my God, I'm ready to kill myself. We went last week. I know. Didn't count right, because Q wasn't here. I hear you. Now, counts if you're here. Get him is a distant second to Q. No, I'll come on. Distant second? Yeah. I mean, that Now, accounts if you're here, get them is a distant second to Q. No, come on. Distance second. Yeah.

That's good. I mean, that's being kind to get. I mean, I like get them. Okay, distant fish. So I think in the end, when it all wraps up, and people have the entire catalog to listen to, I think that what they're going to see is tell Steve David, the end of the day is a show about the evolution of three men from troglidites. But some people say summer evolving on TSD, me and summer devolving, Brian.

Yeah, summer keeping it real. Like me. Like if I think something, I'm saying it. I'm not like keeping it real keeping it real angry and pissy yeah I do have to say though like I know you said this yeah and and Q thought I was unhinged but in the like as I was tweeting about this how fucking bored is this your closer to but this Chelsea Clinton character says something

about the Manchester attacks. I point something out. A couple of people got mad. These people, all young white guys, and you're going to claim your response to her didn't sound angry. Didn't you use curses in it? Yes, so what?

I curse all the time. I curse at sage. Doesn't mean a man. Yeah, but to go out of your way, to curse, though though in it. To Chelsea Clinton. Fuck her. She should.

I told you guys, I'm proud. We are. You're not. We have a contentious relationship, Chelsea. She sees it this way. I think after that, dude. Because every day it's something different. Hey, here's the fucking topic of the day that I care about.

Hey, here's the topic of the day that I care about. Why are you following her then? I don't know. Man, I'm a fucking mas of the day that I care about. Hey, here's the topic of the day that I care about. Why are you following her then? I don't know, man, I'm a fucking masochist. She's a politician. What do you expect? She though, she's not a politician. She's a daughter of a politician.

I wonder why she'll be a politician. She's doing what you were fearing. She's been raised by politicians. She's doing what you're doing. She's been raised by politicians. Right. What would you, what? I haven't, which is why I'm so fucking ignorant

and yelling and angry. That's why I why I know how to walk a tight rope plus my immense carriage yeah I you'll get there that's what I'm saying like we're all gonna put that but like he but like I've I've gotten some concerned emails that he definitely has taken steps back from where he was when Tell him Steve they've started. He did feel like he was the voice of this generate. He felt like he was like, um, mainly an adonament. Me and Lee and Adonim. We both have the same body type. They felt like he was... He was somebody that, like, his viewpoints were very much echoed by our audience in the

beginning, I feel. And then something along the way, a lot of people have said said you turned there and it's not the same voice anymore. I would argue with that. Oh yeah, I'd love to hear this. I would say because you know, on Benjamin, good friend of the show and whatnot. He said that when he was living in LA, he went from being a super liberal to a fucking to being considered right wing. And he goes, and my views did not change at all. He's like society got so radical and the fucking the whiny fucking, mouthy fucking. Look at me, look at me! I'm politically correct.

S.O.L.S. changed the course of everything that so much that previously liberal people who like common sense like tough now look fucking like they lean right. Did you, but did you ever stop to consider maybe you weren't? Cause you probably guess at yourself a level, right? Yeah, but I always have. And you could consider yourself a level, right? Yeah. But maybe you really, really weren't though. You ever saw the thing, maybe you just thought

you're a moderate. Well, you can only go and paste the pile on what you say though, right? Right, but what did I don't, I don't see what I said that was wrong. You didn't say anything that was wrong. You were right. But what I said was 100% correct. But as it, but as people don't agree with it, because they want to argue like, Oh, well, you know, this is what she said. It's like, no, that's not what she said. But you can't be correct. Oh, it's semantics. No, she said something. Look, I tweet.

I'll tell you what you said. Yeah. Okay. In case you're not, in case you weren't on Twitter, Chelsea Clinton retweeted an article and quoted something about the Manchester attacks saying that there's something especially cruel about targeting young girls, to which I say, this is bullshit because why is it especially cruel if it's young girls to start to know not children you're one of them semantics no it is not semantics young girls why then why not say children if that's what you meant then why not say children well she I mean I don't know is it okay then answer answer this truthfully though, okay is that point to make? worth

Harming the TSD brand Yes, it is and I'll tell you why oh my god because I keep it reels Yes, you better believe it There's no I said one thing to her. I dropped it. You didn't drop it. I did drop it. Other people came at me.

But you continue to pour piss gasoline on the fire. If there's not somebody of the three of us to fuck and pour gasoline in a light matches. You put it in. Like that monk. I know. I'm no less a hero and martyr than that monk that burned himself up on Twitter. I'm a Twitter.

I say that like, he's right, Chelsea Clinton's full of shit. All she does is say whatever she thinks is right for that day and then moves on to fucking the next thing. But it right up. What cost though? I'm sorry, go ahead and finish your, oh, it was, what was it? Climate change, and this might get you mad, climate change and child marriage are somehow interconnected, which makes no sense.

Doesn't make me mad because I don't even know what you're talking about. Right. Nobody else, because it doesn't make any sense. But, but if you, but at what point, if you if you lost and because we don't we'll never know What the ramifications were from that, but I saw a lot of people Upset and annoyed and we're like we're like I'm I'm done. I'm out Mm-hmm What would the what would be the what would be the point where you'd be like wow? I probably shouldn't have gone on that rant. We lost possibly

You don't you can't really put a number on it though. Or it doesn't matter. No, I mean, look, if we lost a huge number of people, it would be because I said something so fucked up and so wrong. Like, look, there was a guy who, like, of all this shit I've said over seven years, there's a guy who was in a twist because I said something about Seth Rich. Well, his parents don't want people talking about it. It's like, well, tough shit. Yeah, who gives you shit what his parents want?

Yeah, I mean, I'm so rich. Well, well, this one is this one. You I could see both sizes argument, though. Who's that? Seth Rich is a guy. I really news anymore. He was a, you're back. I came upon it a day or two before we did overkill. I was like, oh,

here because I was looking at list first. Here's a conspiracy. It's a guy who was murdered who American American who was murdered in the streets of Washington who wasn't there. There's a yeah, who was who is who is rumored to have been the person who gave WikiLeaks all the DNC emails, which caused her great harm in the election, those all the emails. Now the conspiracy is that he was killed for that action, obviously, by the Democratic Party put a head out on them. Outlandish conspiracy. But if that's what that's what overkill is if overkill is about conspiracies, weird shit, it seems like some people would like well we could talk you could talk about murderers conspiracies but not ones that are

current. It seems like if it's too current, it's too cool. You can talk about goat men. You can talk about goat men. It seems like that one really touched the nerve and made people angry. But you've got to understand, though, that a parent's heartache of their child is killed. And then one side, and the right definitely is, is pushing that conspiracy.

And they feel like their son's being used as a pawn to make them in a shitty shitty game. Okay. First off, those parents aren't listening to tell them Steve Davis. No, not pretty sure. They're not. So it's really as if it was never said to begin with, the big deal that this guy made about it is like, okay, so this this for whatever reason this is personal to you

you think that like in your opinion nobody should ever talk about Seth Rich and the investigation still fucking open why wouldn't you then talk about it any possible reason that this guy was shot but there's a point above political people to fucking to do like fucked up shit. But there's as much evidence that he was killed in a conspiracy as there is that like, you know, that Martian's did it. But there's no no Martians didn't do it. But so it's still possible. You think that there's more of a chance that a Martian killed Seth Rich than someone from the DNC. I haven't seen the invest any of the investigations, so any of the... Have you ever seen a fucking Martian? But there's a lot more to get him every day.

That's true. He was actually on that episode of Overkill the Martian. But yeah, I don't know. I don't even feel like't know. I don't know. I don't even feel like we talk about politics that much hardly ever. We can for a while. We've, we've, we've got out of it. Yeah. Can we, can we, can we just one more political topic up before we move on now? Sure.

The, did you see the picture of um, Kathy Griffith, the comedian with the head of Trump? Yeah. Oh, is she, she's a, you didn't see it? I didn't see any pictures, but she's a CNN correspondent. No, she's, she's a comedian with the head of Trump. Yeah, oh, is she she's a you didn't see it? I didn't see any pictures But she's a CNN correspondent. No, she's a comedian. She's a comedian and she worked for CNN one night a year on New Year's Eve She lost the job. Okay, because she said something about second-decker or something Oh, she didn't lose because of that. I thought she made some color Like a realistic head. This is just recently. Yes, he had it. Yeah, yes. Okay. His big fallout, big fallout. So, I mean, you really, you really don't have,

you can't really have much feelings on anything that we're talking about then. No, I can develop an opinion like that. But yeah, she, she, she, she, delivered a pretty heartfelt apology. But, you know, know, but they still fired or no? Well, of course she's sorry after it's like... No, no, no. She didn't lose her job before the apology. Oh, okay. She didn't, she lost a job after the apology. So why did she take the picture?

Like, what was it for? I'm pretty sure she's... When he was a first person for herself or... No. That I got. no that I got That part I got But I say like was it for like a magazine or was it for her Instagram? I'm sure it was just for the it'd like to get it up on the internet and to get people you know It's a good reaction and to get you know

And then she didn't get the reaction she wanted huh? She well, I mean, that's art. That's what you called it I mean who's to say it's not? I mean, it's on the eye of the whole. Art is completely subjective, but that's what you say when you're like, oh, fuck, I shouldn't have taken that picture. But I mean, how do you feel about, like, you see, because I kind of feel bad for. I think it kind of, I think I'm the only one here

that has ever had to issue an apology, you know, publicly online. No, I have to apologize to the Ching Chong song. Did you? To who? To me. that has ever had to issue an apology, you know, publicly online. No, I had to apologize to the Ching Chong song. Did you? To who? To me. On the air? Yeah.

It was offensive. Oh boy. So we both, so we knew, so we knew both, though, what it's like to have to go on. What did you apologize for? Wimbrough, a couple of years, when it, about seven years ago, I got a lot of backlash about, and I said, women weren't funny. I never, I never met a female that I thought was funny.

Right. And I had you apologize because because why do you apologize? Because I do expect that because you're wrong. Because you're wrong. Yeah. Okay. So who haven't met females that have? Yeah. Who have you met since then? What female have you met that you think is funny? Well, I mean, I was so wrong. It's a cosmology number two. No, I was so wrong because given at least a little bit of thought, I named like six or seven numbers. There's a lot.

I remember that. I could name a numerous females that were funny. But in the heat of the moment. You know what's positive? Yeah, but like, you know how, it's a proven scientific fact when you're in a room with all dudes in the, in the testosterone. Is that right? It's not my case, yeah.

It gets up, amped up and you know, and you start to do things you wouldn't do because you're in a room with all dudes. So I said things that were, you know, I got all amped up and I, it should be us apologizing. We're sure we got all amped up and It should be us apologizing. We're sorry. We got him so worked up all the fucking testosterone in the room. Let him see these things You know you get you get caught up in you that that group mentality I don't remember us say women wear money. I know I didn't say it. I know me neither women were funny, so I know I didn't say it. I know me neither. In fact, I think I named a few. I tried to distance myself. No, no, I take full responsibility and I am so happy and so blessed that the audience were able to forgive me for that. They didn't hold against

me and I didn't pay a price. And I... except for you dignity was all I know you're handing in your testosterone I'm not at all man I learned the errors of my ways and I never look back I never look back to rearview mirror I feel like a real shimup because I remember going online and defending your right to say that. If that's the way you felt, I'll do little that I know. Your meanwhile fucking crafting a fucking carefully worded apology to fucking suck everyone's assholes. No, not at all. Not at all. I was wrong and then I said things that I truly didn't realize I didn't even believe in.

Right. Yeah, like the time when I said it, I was like, I was with the two manliest men I know. Exactly. I don't get to hang out with a lot with the guys. So, so then when I get, when I get a room with a guy, so I feel like I gotta amp it up. And if you want to impress me,

lock her, hit talk, guys you will. Guess what I think. Me and Quinter are like, hey, we were grabbing some pussy. You're like, hey, I don't think girls are funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, my 90% of my life is spent in a house with all women. So then when I get in an environment, what all do I feel like? You don't laugh once, that whole time.

Get in here, look at it. It's a desert of laughter. Oh, not at all. I meant that I just feel like I got to like, I got to bring my, I got to bring up my man game. And I, and I thought stupidly that up in my man game was saying something dopey like that. Like something anti-woon. Right. So I understand as I have what she's going through right now a little bit, not a part level, but I understand the, you know, the embarrassment and regret of doing something.

You're identifying with a lot of people two weeks ago who's fucking Lil Bawa. That's right. Yeah. That's what the internet is for to fucking jump on people with whom they can slay just mistake. You remember the Lil Bawa incident? I'm sure it's died down by now, right? I'm sure it's died. Yeah, I'm sure it's died. Even quicker than My Seth rich comment But do you remember when the episode of happy days when faunzy kept saying

He was going away for Christmas. It was an early episode and Because I got this big family going down to the lake and you know everybody's there It's unbelievable. We put turkey. We this how we do this we do this we do this We don't go in anyway, and he didn't and then the richie caught him eating a fucking can of beans Plate get him's like I don't see the problem On Christmas and he realized that Fancy was lying. Yeah, I don't know Isn't that little bow-wow?

Shouldn't he have been met with the same kind of sympathy that Fancy got from Not even close why it's a Save exact thing no because Fonzie was fucking embarrassed that he didn't have a family And was too ashamed to tell people that nobody cared about him little bowels like look how much fucking better I am than you look how much more money I have than you look how much fucking more Extravagantly I live than you you are less than me Fonzie thought he was less than them and couldn't bring himself to say it. So no, little bow out and is not fucking the name of the fans. No fucking way. I agree.

I agree. That's a point. Yeah, that's a good point. All right, I agree with him too. Are you going to get an apology? Another change of fact that Walton, to report one to woman is fucking great. Is it? Can I just say one second to say that when I write something about you being on the West coast for three days and this is what you turn into? That's what's known as a joke.

That's what's known as ball break. Not for you. Yeah. I need to explain this to some other people who I've evidently take that as me being anti-woman, but holy fucking shit. That's why when I threw in that fucking when I was going back in I was like also we're getting dinner tonight Yeah, I was like this is people are gonna know we're kidding, right? And then people don't they don't know you're kidding I don't get it. Yeah, is it the best DC movie so far? Yes, whoo really? Yeah, I it's in the new universe for sure

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Yeah, I'm really gonna hold her hand or something. Oh, I know how to run It's like all right We got it and like ten of them in the fucking first like 20 minutes of the movie like how rake and do everything like this I was so impressed That like she's a little kid and they're like you train her fucking ten times harder than everybody and the first 20 minutes of the movie It's her getting her ass kid paradise island. Yeah, and it's like paradise island. Yeah, well they call it them They're mischievous. Oh, yeah, yeah, but they do refer to it as paradise island and then man it can man step foot on it Oh man does step foot on it and it doesn't take way to our powers. No the way they do it

I don't want to give it away. I hear that's why the alama won't look at the screen the cool man the way they they they they make it wide no one's of a found the island before they they give explanations for everything and then they show her learning how to be wonder woman and then like so when she goes and fucking does things you're like one this makes sense like it makes sense why she's kicking ass because you've seen her train for the exact moves that she's doing later on and then they also did do this great thing where it's like Chris Pine who's the you know Chris cat and Kirk who's it who's okay Steve Trevor yes the Trevor is never like a bumbling male that you know what I mean they weren't like well now man they're

stupid and like now he's just as much as he doesn't become lowest lane like tie tie to a railroad track. No, not at all Nice. She saves them from here and there, but in a superhero way like it's fucking cool, man The actions well done like it's it's great. It's a great move. What do you predict box office? Uh, it's gonna like huge huge Awesome. It's too good not to it's too good not to You see some in a roll man suicide squad. I know people some say they like it But I mean it was a big hit for them. Yeah, this this will be bigger than that and it's it's You're gonna a lot you're gonna love it. I thought I use several time when I was watching as like he's

Because I know you're not even like the biggest wonder woman like I'm not the biggest so she's she's had a she's had a kind of a Patchy isn't with I don't know. I don't know, I don't want to have to issue any apology. It's not funny, we all know that. Well, she doesn't crack jokes in the movie, I'll give you that. She doesn't? No. Oh, that's shocking.

She's hysterical. That I like, I like when the hero is serious. There's humor in it, but it comes naturally. There's no joke in it. Whoa. Holy shit! You just ripped the arm off a chair. He's all excited. Are you sure you're not fucking... you're not a wonder man? Yeah, look at him go.

I'm gonna fucking... Oh my name is. Um, so... Uh, it's fucking really good. And Spud from a train spottings in. I didn't know that. Oh really? He's like one of the like He's like the third main character for you and Bremmer I think it's even I don't know man, but I when I saw him as like holy fuck it's bud. He don't look great

Like young spun anymore Spud didn't even look that great. Have you been a Wonder Woman fan in the comic to you point to any period where you're like Wonder Woman right now It's so good. I know there's been really a clean creator like Raka. Raka the first run of Raka where they turned her into Zeus' daughter. I thought was great. The Trinity like I like her in even though she's kind of a bad guy in the injustice universe. I like her in that. I like and Kingdom Kong too. I like it when she's a fucking badass warrior and that's what the movie kind of did

so you didn't like her when she was fighting like egg food uh... yeah and i really have a giant and he was a giant asian egg egg food young i can't really get that out of the house actually that's what i think is the village it was just a giant asian egg uh... it's real what it was.

And it's a... Do you remember how the first cat in America was a straight-up war movie? Yeah. This is a war movie. It didn't. War War 1, right? War War 1, but it's a war movie. Like, the superhero's kind of coming in the end, but up until that point, it's a fucking

war movie. I'm excited because it's not War War 2, which is what I think has been done to death. It seems like there's not a lot of good War War 1 movies. No, it's weird to see the Germans be the bad guys and not be Nazis. That's what we're going to just do. I was like, this isn't fucking Nazis! And they weren't Nazis yet. It was fun.

Great movie. What is she dressing like? What's her outfit? She, no, like the classic Wonder Woman outfit. They didn't give her leggings and like long sleeves and shit like that Fuck dude like she looks so good. It's like insane because that's a tight rope, too Now right you don't want to make her you want to make her sexy, but not too sexy. She is I have now met her three times in person and she's

Just I mean she she didn't look like a human. Like she's so gorgeous, she's just like, oh, fuck this. But I mean, nobody in the art direction though, like in the movie direction, it's like you want to make this case. Sexy, but you don't, like you don't want any kind of, at this point, you want her to be not have any resort to any kind of cheese. No, nothing like that.

And there is like flirtation between her and Steve Trevor, but even that's handled like really well. We have the same conversation at the beginning of every season of comic book. With me. Like sexy, not too sexy. We don't want them doing cheese cake. Yeah, it's it's going to open very soon, right? We could open Friday. Yeah, this week. That's a sage wanted to go. I was going to take her last week and that was pirates. Yeah, the fucking lost like they don't hide from anything. The only thing they don't

have in his invisible jet, but there was no place for it. It would have been impossible, right? And in this day, the poll, she said in the sequel, the director said in the sequel that she wants to bring the invisible jet in somehow. They make everything work. The last will work so fucking cool. I almost, I'm going to I'm going to pull the curtain back a little here and really shock the listeners. I'm going'm gonna I'm gonna pull the curtain back a little here and and really shock the listeners. I'm gonna apologize before I face something. But I'm I'm on a show about comic books. I've read comic books my whole life and I'm not sure the logistics like how is it that Wonder Woman can see and operate the

one the invisible jet. I don't know. I don't know that either. She's been around for a while so it should be explained right. Yeah like how is her eyes able to see everything like when you got to flip the switch and do all the things you got to do to get a jet in the air because she's just a human being right. Oh she's made from clay. Oh was she? Yeah. In the original story now. You know what? And I'll do a little old school like my my favorite Wonder Woman era of comics is the George Perez ones in the 80s. Oh, yeah. Well, then she looks like a fucking porn star. She had like the earrings with the stars and she'll like I didn't notice. No, when she was like a secretary for the fucking Justice League. No, when she was like a secretary for the fucking justice

Lasting out of her shirt No, George for as the not his was all about like Greek mythology and shit He was not he was not doing like she's a goddess, right? Yeah, I mean in that costume. I mean Come on You can't deny Sorry, my testosterone got away from me. I mean, that's like trying to deny nature, isn't it? Oh, of course. That's what everybody has to do, though.

Tits front and sits, oh my God. Really? I see, I don't see it that way. That seems like nobody had the conversation. I agree, I just swallowed dick. Fucking dick. Yeah, that seems like nobody had the conversation with George, like, look, sexy, but not too sexy.

You should look 14 and sexy. I just, I just agree. No, I don't think. He looks good. Yeah, she looks fine. She's always put, you go, go look at the rocket, go look at the rocket art. No, I'm with you, dude. Not that he do, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, JG Jones, right?

Yeah. Come on. Well, they come on. No, rocket was the guy. When he lost me is when they put her in those fucking long sleeves and the fucking long pants I was like oh fuck this pandering and I just reading it that's what it looks like Hillary in a pants suit. Oh dude But like there was this whole thing It's when I stopped reading I was like I'm not I'm not fucking supporting this shit Just not doing this.

Bring George Perez back. Yeah, like, I fucking, I fucking fucking keep in her like the fucking. I want hot pants. I want to fucking. I do. I want thigh-eye boats. Yeah, I don't mind. I'm gonna have a feet around the comfort store.

I don't mind making her the fucking. I'm like, you're like, you voice. Yeah. It's a burka voice. Look at that shit. Yeah. It's a burka. Why the fuck is she wearing pants? No, young Kew. Oh, you have a female.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, why the fuck is she wearing pants? No. I want thigh hives and tits out. It's like George Perez used to do. You're gonna like this. It was shit like this.

Look at this article, like when it came out, exclusive, one the woman's new costume is fierce, fabulous and deadly. And it's like, finally she covers up. And I'm just like, oh, like, I'm not, I don't wanna read it. Not even because the story line of the art, like I just, I hate that fucking like, the fucking pandering. But as if like, male superheroes are already different, right?

Well, the number of girls though, that like, who's the, who's the Thor guy? What's his name? Thor. No, in the movies. What is real name? Oh, the Acreus Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth, the number of girls who leave a fucking

like when they're talking about Chris Hemsworth, leave a fucking trail of pussy juice on the floor. Because they think he's hot There's nothing wrong with that. He is hot. He is hot. I mean, he's basically a perfect human being right? He's like it's like Tom Brady Chris Hemsworth Still has on his balls back We don't have a little bit more diverse can tell and help me I want me a little bit worth the first I just want to name it like Kevin Hart I don't want to name another like My job is fucking okay

I was gonna start writing a list of apologies that I'm gonna have to be made Well black is not even so hot. Why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that, why is that,. It's a sex symbol. That's the thing, it's okay. It's fucking natural. You see a fucking woman. You're like, oh, wow, she's hot. Oh, girl, she's a guy. Oh, wow, he's hot. It's okay to fucking say that.

If that's where you don't get more vulgar and more, and you're just objectifying. What do you mean? Oh, you mean they're not objectifying Chris Hemsworth running around or teach handing Tatum? I think we're any number of other guys that are running around with their shirts off. No, I don't want to speak for women, but I would think from the women that I'm in contact with, if they think Chris Hemsworth is attractive, they're not going to be, they're not going to be doing the vial things that most men are doing in their mind. Okay, so you're saying they're not going to be doing the vial things that most men are doing in

their mind. Okay, so you're saying they're not going to be like, I wouldn't mind some of that fucking cock flying my way. I wouldn't mind that hammer coming down on me. Exactly. Exactly. I think there's the difference. Yeah, but that's the way men are built.

Not all men. Most men. But also, what the Q-right here, you're just like, she doesn't look like a human being. She's so beautiful. You didn men. Most men. But also what the Q-Ride here you're just like she doesn't look like a human being. She's so beautiful. You didn't get vulgar? Right, yes. But we don't know what was in his head though. No, even fucking and believe me, I look at plenty of women and we're like, there's a lot of fucking sick shit going through my head. This one is like like it would be like looking at it like she's just so far out of any fucking humans league that I can't even imagine but like you're you're at the

You'd be like to be like rubbing my dick on the meal Mona Lisa. It's like you don't want to do it. I don't deserve it I don't want to actually even say you really are you attracted to the Mona Lisa because I vote I've never No, but it's a work of art is what I mean it It's like a fucking treasure worldwide treasure. That's Gal Gadot Although I gotta be honest when she was in the Fast and Furious movie that was probably a little bit like you did some vile stuff in your head Probably yeah, I mean yes, I guess you can't suggest This is the testosterone though. Yeah, this is how it starts. It's starting to build. It's going into place, we don't want it to go. You brought up I just album. It'll be all worked up.

But, all right, so your thumbs up totally. Two thumbs up. I'm gonna go see it this weekend. I'll tell you my review. I can't imagine anybody not liking this movie. It's that good. It's gonna universally praise by Compil fans. I believe so. And non-compil fans. It's so good, dude. It's that good. It's gonna universally praise by complet fans I believe so and non-complete fans. It's so good dude. It's so good

It's it's the launch of a franchise without a doubt without a doubt She was good in the small snippets. She was in the in the Superman Yeah, I want to go back and rewatch that with this like in the background and I want to go back and rewatch that with this like in the background and This on this is for the I'll talk about it once the movie's out So what do you got well? Yeah, I got a lot of stuff. Yeah, I mean I don't want to I'm a good year in weeks man. I'm ready. I'm ready to dive in but I had I had one last update This the final update from remember the thrown a the game of Thrones dude Peter dinklage no no remember like the listener who couldn't watch the game

Oh, yes, yes, he broke up with the children Now he got out of that Oh, you're all I guess you know I guess because the this is the final update we'll ever have on it Yes, what the update was he had to get out of that he's's out of the relationship. You're guessing out of the relationship, right? Last we heard he had conceded to his girlfriend's demands and she turned out she was depressed or something, right? Wasn't that it? We all. Yeah, I know. She was depressed and that's why she didn't want. I'm seeing tits. So what what finally happened? I Think in any kind of fucking realistic and just world there not together anymore finally he was like

Or maybe hopefully she came out of the depression and was like tits through everybody tits all around Given that you don't want to make change my answer. Because now I'm remembering him and a guy like that and saying this is the last update means that he's marrying or any can't listen to the Telm Steve Dave anymore. Shock that. That's, you're right. Yeah, it would not shock me.

So judge battle. Wait, I mean the way he was talking, I fully expect he's like, I don't have time for game of thrones because I'm going to the all-girl Wonder Woman screaming You guys are gonna look stupid after I read this all right. Oh, he got into a room with a couple guys and the testosterone No, no neither. I thought I should give an update after taking your advice, not briar cues. I stuck through it and now I'm enjoying Game of Thrones with my girlfriend. She's hooked on the show and is even reading

the books. Wow. I just want to thank you guys again, but especially you Walt, I really think you should bring back some sort of weekly advice I've been because your advice was the best I've gotten. I can't wait. Can not wait until he gets cocked. I can't wait. I can't wait until she sees some big ol' cock on the Game of Thrones. She looks over at him and she's like, full frontal. Oh, come on, dude. Yeah.

You see, uh, wangs everywhere. No, there's a lot of wangs aplenty. Shlongs long so it's a double-edged sword. That's not a man Rezones. Yeah, so now they both ways now they can both feel fucking insecure and stare at each other the whole time So you guys are not happy about that about that update. Are you? No, I mean, I think I think it's it's great man It's awesome. I'm so happy about everything. I just, you know, I couldn't have-

That's the sound of eating crow right there. No, it does seem like- Yes it is. It's not a start to happen. It's not a start to happen. I'm so happy for him. No, no, no, because you're happy for yourself that you're like, I was right.

I was right. I mean, it's're like I was right It's not like I maybe she's not as depressed and I want to think of what you're advice didn't she listen to our show and got defensive I bet we got in a head Brian and I got in her head and she was like fuck I better watch this show Yeah, she's like I better tow the line man. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking lose this pussy Easily let pussy. We're not gonna find it easily led fucking. Shump like this. Yeah, the mouse is gonna turn off a TV just because I'm feeling blue. And the true colors are shining through. And this guy, you know what, I wouldn't be surprised. And I would, I wouldn't plan the guy if he turned off Tellum Steve Dave, after hearing that kind of

diary of fall out of your mouth and he's just like just gonna watch Game of Thrones. And I don't know where he's going to be. You know what? I want to reverse my position. I do. I don't hope that she sees some cock and she goes crazy for it. I hope she fuckes. He's so many tits that she's like,

I'm a lesbian. And then she fucking drops him and hooks up with a girl. Wow. Why would that be? You, why would you hope that? Because he wanted to see it so desperately. He needed to see his tits. Just had to see him.

He's like, he's like, he's like, literally like a bull. Doesn't know which way to run, but it gets out of the fucking stadium I got like nine spears of my back. I'm trying to jump into the stands trying to fight something to gorge I Just running around looking for anything to fucking before he fucking finally runs into a brick wall and fucking before he fucked a father, rose into a brick wall and punched it. Just confused. Sorry, dude, just look for the red of his fucking pussy bleeding.

He's got it. Encore him. Oh, my. Wow. All right, well, good for him. No more good for her. If she's got to the point where she's like, hey, man, I guess I'm not depressed that much. And I like that he wrote in the follow-up, and so I appreciate that.

I think, you know, I think it was nice that he kept us up to date on the situation But it all turned out well. That's like a movie right? That's like a happy ending that like you only see in like a Disney movie Well, I mean no, I totally watch the big screen version of that fucking story Also the story's not over though, you know, they still got to get through the rest of them You know what from what I can tell from the updates and from the emails, they're gonna be all right. Yeah. There's two kids got a chance.

They're gonna make it. These guys are, these kids are gonna make it. And they're gonna be on the porch 60 years from now. And they're probably, I mean, the TV that they, and the TV I'm sure is gonna go even more right, vulgar and risque and... Right, they're going to be watching like fucking snuff films together. And I think that they, they, they got a bright, bright, bright future.

I agree. I mean, it started off on such a strong foundation. Insecurity distrust irrationality you're right it's like every other fucking marriage oh the guy has got it all figured out I got nothing, not of it I know that day to day I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do I just wake up I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I just wake up, I'm like, is today the day?

Got to add. Oh yeah, let's talk about, because you never know if maybe Luke Crate is gonna have some Game of Thrones shit in there. Yeah. Right? Yeah, you better get it while you're allowed to. Yeah, before fucking your wife. Should we put on two pounds on the change of mind?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, she get all down. I never should have fucking had that clean to pounds on the change of mine. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she got all down She's like I never should have fucking had that cream puff. It's all your fault Wow Be the envy of your friends again. Stop doing something you love But I blame him more of course he should have a rational discussion with her I loved it though. He never said he loved the show what man doesn't It meant it meant and dragons no kind of man. I've never seen it. I'm not I'm not prompted to go love tits and dragons

Okay, come on. Yeah, I don't love dragons and I He's spraying me in the face like a tiger over here to do He's got his throat. He's spraying me in the face like a tiger over here to do. But I mean, I don't think he ever was like, I love doing this. It was just, he wanted to watch it because everybody else is watching it. Just like everybody else.

Why don't you jump it on the bend, Wai? Yeah, most people are. Most people can't walk like, you know, out in front. They gotta walk behind the line. You know what, Joe? There's no tits on ever, unless you count the commoners else. Oh, we're practical jokers. You go watch that. Yeah, you never have to,

you'll never hear a significant other give you a hard time probably watching your show. Bullshit. That's where the guy step in because the girls are like, they have crazy views. Oh, Q is so cute. Well, let, this is Mrs. Murray. Let me tell you some quenets are out in the back now I've met some quenets in the store. Yeah, the volcanoes They're all over the place Let me tell you I went to Seattle last week. I saw the impractical joker's life. Yes some show Yeah, let me tell you something. There's nothing more satisfying than knowing someone on stage is doing a show, part of a show for an audience of one

who totally appreciates it. Yeah, I was doing a performance of it. Yeah. The flexing 99.9% of the audience. I think they may not have even really noticed it. I don't know. You did a pretty, pretty long time. I was doing a lot of like bits just for Brian on stage.

But yeah, they love them, man. They love these guys. Well, it's hard not to. It's like, they're in loveable. I mean, he's not cracking my top five with Tom Brady and Chris Hemsley. Not the perfect you're right. But he's in that top 25. Yeah. Yeah, of the perfect you right but he's he's in that top 25. Yeah, yeah of the perfect male

No He's got it all the personality looks yeah, yeah Brangler I'm a third of the way Yeah, right. I mean it's it's hard to argue at this point point. It actually comes up along my one of my other topics. Let's get into later. Okay. Big big big big big acknowledgement of how perfect This man is to or right and how I'm destroying tell them to stay different He ends up bringing them bringing us down and this but this but this thing that I worked on that we'll talk about though

had was all worked upon before I felt you were sabotaging the brand Right now, it's not like Mike and Ming now I caught shit earlier before the Mike's would on because I was like we were in the Guinness Book of World records for like the being part of the biggest hockey tournament and you would have thought that I was like so I'm on the cover of the Guinness Book of World Records. I've never seen you involve yourself to something so pointless or and like and try to be and try desperately to make yourself Did you guys forget? I brought it up because we were displaced inside of a year by some other group Well, what I brought it up out of nowhere either no, we were saying that

I that we did. That brand for we were just coming through against the court. Oh, here we are. It's like the 1998 edition. The brand for street hockey tournament, the one that we we appeared at in 2010, probably. It broke a record of some sorts for the most street hockey participants, which has since been broken.

But I was shocked at your reference to it as we, because it's very unlike you to attach yourself to something that I would think for the most part you would have no... I don't, but I'm still trying to use the proper pronouns. Like I don't refer to myself as they and try to fucking rewrite the entire English language. I thought you were trying to just like piggyback or I don't know what's the proper word is. piggyback is that if I was a part of it. I don't know if you played it on like I was sort of a did you only play one game but then you played like I don't try to take it away it's all I got it's all I had. I know I broke it. That's what I'm desperately searching for

something else to like maybe I could eat the most nickels or something. Anyway, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Luke Crate yeah so be the envy of your like maybe i could eat the most nipples uh... anyway we do create yet so be the envy of your friends get a hundred percent uh... exclusive crates uh... if you're on a quest for epic gear housewares and collectibles lucrative has it the best surprise you know is coming it's got to be you know there's gonna be the summer is that that lucray is going to be chock full of all the summer hits

It's got a guardian stuff. It's gonna have one room and stuff. Probably gonna have some of that alien stuff June's item items which it's gonna be you have until the 19th of June to get this shit Spider-man Transformers the whole condisi comments all our favorites So much good stuff in a lucray. Yeah, oh that looks so gay. Oh my god It's like it looks like shit looks like a cartoon and looks like this corny ass little kid Talk about it that little kid. I saw the trailer for that a guardian to the galaxy. I just looks like garbage How do you mind? Did you see Civil War? No, he was his scene perfect spider-man was a he's perfect the best Spider-Man ever in one scene

He stole the entire Civil War movie. Yeah, he's great. All right All right, well then I'm gonna get Luke create cuz I hear there's I know and you know what he may be the best Spider-Man ever because I've always had a soft spot for Nicholas Hammond Oh the only fucking 70s fro dude. Fro. It got that jolly and puff the hair on his head. They didn't think of tapping him for the new move. Oh, I like that spider-man's in high school and shit like that. That's like such a good way. Yeah, it was a toby McGuire. It was all right. I like to. It was good.

This guy's better than to be McGire. Yeah, I think so. I think he's better than Toby McWire. I'm judging it from the trailer, I'll take your opinions. Okay. Okay, don't slam it until you see it. You see the standoff ferry in it too, like it. Doesn't it? Yeah.

Okay, well I'm in there. Come on, homeboy. I don't like, yeah, it's rough to go out and say something looks corny and bad. Well, he's a gay. I know, I wasn't used that word. But not in the good homosexual way in the corny way You mean like overly happy Yeah, like like all fuck like dorky and shit I would never use gay as a pejorative if you're like sucking cocks and shit or

Or lesbian or whatever you've never been that way no no get out of here Am I winning the win in the brand back? Perfect Bullshit Luke great comms less TSD to save 10% off the code is TSD subscription cancel at any time Put fucking spider-man shit on your pets They got it all they got it all right great comms less TSDcom slash T E S D. Use that code, please. Yeah, that's right. No, you're listening to us. Yeah. Oh, can I give an update on some website stuff?

Absolutely. We have a couple things to announce about the tellmstevedate.com website. If you have any inquiries or leave walked alone and email. No, but there's been a couple of new things set up. So if there's any kind of troubleshooting or, let's see, here we go. Website queries and tech support, please go to help at tellumstevedev.com. Can I do a plug, a rare plug for something?

I'm telling you I never ever fucking kind of boycotting you guys. Yeah, I hear that in the UK. There's some sort of chicanery going on. What you're referring to is as we were developing the next tour that we're doing over there we found that we did the where's Larry's show there I think two years ago and 3,000 people saw it and we really like some of the material in there so we didn't want to not do some of it so we're taking some of it and we're like some of the material in there. So we don't want to not do some of it. So we're taking some of it and we're using it and we felt in clarity we should be like,

let's just tell them it's the fucking wears Larry tour so that people don't come expect. You know what I mean? It was all new material. It was, we was hoping to be a consider a decision on our part. Some people are not seeing it that way. How are they seeing it?

Well, because we had originally announced it as a all-new tour. Oh, so you changed it. You changed the content after tickets were sold? Well, it was like a sandy hug. A sandy hug, a good tour. Well, we did sandy agosentist. That was the last tour we did recently. And then we're going back and we just found ourselves

gravitating to a material that most of them haven't seen yet. So we were like, we can't really not tell people that it is, but and I understand that some people were like, hey man, I already bought tickets to it. And then you guys sort of switched up the game plan to which I, we are saying 100% will refund any ticket of anybody who feels that way. Because we want to be fair, like we're nothing without that.

But anyway, that's not what I wanted to say, is like we are, I don't want to fucking. I know it's a weird plug, yeah. That's all I wanted to talk about. That's all I wanted to talk about. So, we're doing a show in Manchester and we've decided to donate every single cent from the show to... The victims?

A foundation that's just heading up. The victims and stuff like that. So I never really plugged 10 in the long show. I never really plugged in practical joke shows. And it's already on its way towards selling well or anything like that. But I just want to let you know if you were thinking of coming to the show and you live in the Manchester area, that's the one to go to because we're not taking, and nobody is, nobody's taking a dime from the show.

From our agents, managers, one our brothers, everybody is donating, every single cent of what we make there to this, we love Manchester Foundation or whatever, to set up things. So that's of all the shows I would ever, I would ever plug that to the one like I would love to see people really show up to because it's just going to, we, we, just gonna feel right to roll into town and be like, hey guys! Well that's all good enough. Come on, it's all good enough. Get it, you're running. That's all good enough. Will it be recycled materials, like election?

So please, please, please, if you're going to go to any one of the shows and that, around that time, that would be a good one. Because all that money's going to help people out. That's all. Hold on a second. Can I take your pulse on Manchester? Not exactly about Manchester, but the ramifications of Manchester?

In where? Well, close to home, real close to home. Well over there, Manchester is handling it like the club. And Manchester, and you guys know how much I love that city. I've been there many times. I just love the area, I love the people there are not always known for being they're a little blue collar You know what I mean? Like they're not known for that London fucking like nose up in the air They're like fucking real folks. Oh, it's nice to see the city and an outpouring be like we're not gonna let this fucking

We're not gonna fucking look at our muzzle neighbors and be like fuck you guys like there was such an outpouring of like fucking wearing this together that I think ramifications there they're gonna be like it's gonna know I'm that ramifications I'm at ramifications like for what what would you personally what would you think of me? Well, yeah, maybe something really yeah, we got an islamofob on our hands Good banding what in the store. No, no, no, that's on a while. So On the heels get a massive word to register whenever somebody comes in that looks vaguely Islamic on the heels of the tragedy in Manchester. Mm-hmm or whatever somebody comes in that looks vaguely is lemic. On the heels of the tragedy in Manchester.

A concert that was targeted, possibly just because of the attendance. Sure. Young. Children, children. Young people, children. This week, tomorrow, okay, my daughter was supposed to attend a concert in a Masses Square Garden, the first one without me, without me being there.

Just her and her friends, just her and her friends and the The her friends mother but not sitting together Right the seating arrangement Seed it like some somewhere in the upper tier and My daughter and her friend were on the floor Because they go cook they somehow they think it'll take us to go Man money buys all We'll get better believe it My income from Manchester, he's from London.

Yeah. They, it was, it was this, her, her friend's plan and she got invited to it. Right. And I just was like, sure, would her, I did realize though, until before the bombing, I knew that I was not happy with like, what, oh, you're not sitting with the mother, right? And I was like, well, I'm not sure about this.

I'm not sure about this. A lot of a lot of stress, eternally, but not voiced, but because I had time, you know, it was like, it was months away. And I didn't want to make a big deal about it. Right. And, you know, and, and, but after the bombing. Ah, well, I will say this, I would understand why you would be like, I don't think you should go, but I think you should let her go.

Because one security is going to be fucking tight, like you wouldn't believe. But two, it's just like, whoa, like what, I don't know, man, I don't know, I don't have a kid, so I can't even tell the fear that you're feeling the completely valid fear, but I mean, what do you want to, what do you want, what lesson do you want to impart here? And I know keeping her safe is more important than in the lesson. I know, yeah, yeah, it was a tough decision. But I would, I'd let her go. Let her go. What do you do?

I didn't let her go. I understand it. It's not that I don't understand that. You know, I want I but you know there's people are out there like You like the terrorist when who gives a fuck that's your daughter you gotta do it's your one job and her life Is to keep her safe and if that's what you have to do, then I don't, you know, who gives you shit? I gave the lady the money. Right. I was like, I'm pulling out at the last second here.

I don't want to stick you with the, with the big ticket. I gave her the money. You could see if you could take someone else, but I couldn't do it. How's your daughter accepting that? She was crying because she was stressed out about it. She was stressed out about the whole thing because she was worried. She was getting worried and she was getting that struggle of like, I want to go, but I'm scared.

And, you know, I'm like, you have reason to be scared. You're watching TV and you're being bombarded by your faces. Your face is up on the screen injured or dead i go you would have been naturally have to be scared so i took the decision out of her hand i was like in a car yeah i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i I tell you what if a bomb goes off day you made the fucking right decision Right, but if it's unlikely it to happen right but like I can't live with I couldn't live with that kind of Fear that like leading up to it and the night of and the stress and that out and out like debilitating It would be it would be so Ruffa evening yeah, but it's probably what does all okay, and and I'm not arguing with you at all like in the It would be so rough at evening.

Yeah, but it's probably what comes in. It does, okay. And I'm not arguing with you at all, like in the slightest, but it's like, when is that not gonna be present? Right. Well, I kind of, I thought your other daughter who was doing it just to do, had some pretty good things. Yeah, so like, my other daughter is like,

come at you. No, she's like, um, so when there was a school shooting, how can we even have to go to school? All right. Um, you want us to get shot driving over to the mother's house to give her her money back? Because maybe you should walk in case there's an accident. All right. And it's like, Hey, you're making all valid points. I go, but you're not a parent. You'll, you'll understand this in this in hopefully 15 years. Yeah, I I maybe that's the next. Maybe 10 years. I know. What what? But what? She's going to grow up to be scared just like me of everything. I don't fly. That's my concern. That that didn't sound like her

when we were at Red Rob. It sounds like she's okay with flying and gonna do another shit. I think this was the immediate like wow, this is fucked up. Okay, because it was like an hour later. Just happened. Yeah. Yeah, but listening to her talk about shit she wants to do,

which is like traveled by anyway. She talks to talk, but you know. Oh yeah, she doesn't walk the walk. She doesn't walk the walk. She's very, she's like traveled by any way, but she talks to talk, but oh yeah, she's a walk the walk. She ain't go She doesn't walk the walk she's very she's like 30 pounds and She's lost weight since we last talked to her if she said 60. Yeah, she's not going. She's not gonna be able to like she knows that like She's not equipped. She doesn't have that false sense of confidence that teenagers have like which is good She's on a she's on a floor of a concert and something goes awry.

She probably gonna get trampled. She knows she wouldn't be able to make it. I don't know. I don't wanna be at all. This isn't like the fucking jump with Game of Thrones where I have a definite opinion. Like, I kind of...

You can though, it's okay, because I know that. I know that. There's gonna be people judging me if you're listening to this and being very I don't just apologize right now I do that's why I've said this all up I want to get all up to a lot I like to wish you a apology now the 1975 the 1975. They're from Manchester too. So I mean look I remember after 9-11 it was going into the city to like hang out and to do stuff was fucking it was it was stressful. It was a tough choice for months and it was at the end of the night this sense of relief it was a weird feeling it was like nothing happened

you know I mean I had fucking tutels who was working for the fucking US attorney's office. It was like, no, they're definitely doing the attack. When we go out of drinking, I'd be like, what the fuck, man? And like, you'd always be looking over your shoulder and you'd always be like that fear, but it's just like there was something to going and and and being like you spitting in your eye, right? They went wrong. Now they wrong. Nothing went wrong. That's a that's a good feeling. You know what I tell you what I'll tell you this as God is my witness. And if any of you fuckers after listening, I'm going to give me a hard time

about it. If I was going to the concert, I would have went. And I know that's irrational because I would have felt like well, nothing's going to happen on there. Right. I'll save them. Right. It's so crazy. Well, you've always protected it. So why wouldn't you be able to protect what could i really do in this instance well the bomb one uh... never even in the man of steel never at the congress right i'll die

yeah that was like sleuthed though i don't know if you should let me say to come to book movie from the seventy uh... uh... and yeah i might like a rational I Might like by irrational beforehand. I'd be like you should let her go

I know I know about I go and like just just wait outside for her and like that would do not be well Not a bomb inside no fucking way no way playing get a bomb on the train. Oh I know but but now I'm kind of, I want to be careful because I don't want to disapprove of what you did. No, I don't, I want you to. But I do feel like I'm like, I want to apologize, no bad. I haven't apologized for about 40 minutes.

We're a friend. I keep the branch strong. Yeah, it's just, you know, I'm like, I'm always like, I'm like, I was like a duck, you know, above the water. You know, I'm calm, but I got it underneath the water. I got a fucking apologize for all the fries I'm doing. You feed your always panning. Always panning to his mouth. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Sorry, okay. If she wants to go away to college, you're gonna let it go away to college? You mean of course you're gonna have to do that at some point by... And become an R.A. I just can't do it. Hey, cool, he comes with his hat on sideways. Like all this shit from like the 90s that he's just still cool. He's like you guys tell something in you Got a drum circle going on leader on tonight the quad man

Can I say quad? I'm sorry. I know that's not politically correct Advancing for all the dumb shit I'll pump them with testosterone. What did your wife say? Was it just an immediate, like, okay, if you had to, you feel, then she shouldn't go. Right. Because nothing bad can happen at all. Nothing, no.

It's like bad. It's like, she's more likely to fall in the tub or something. But I mean, something bad can happen anywhere as my 18 year old was lecturing me. It can happen anywhere as my 18 year old was lecturing me What 50 year old man does want to say that sentence As always being dressed up by my 18 year old daughter She I mean she literally like you know like

Boxed me in Boxed me in where I was like a rat and like in fucking one of those mazes and I've like didn't know which way to go She knew she had me and she wasn't like being shown no mercy and she was just like What about this oh yeah, it was it was brutal. It's like I like me was thrown in the towel She was like leave her father alone Counter-ed Brutal is like I like Debbie was thrown in the towel. She was like lever father alone But I couldn't do it and I know I know that I'm I said an example of like Here I use fear I don't want to use. You don't say pussy as to the girls. You know what? The decision was made and I'm going to have to live with it. But here's the thing. It's not like you were like, you are forbidden. The girl was nervous. Ultimately, she didn't want to go. She wanted

someone to make the decision for her. Right. She wanted. She didn't want to come out and say it, but she wanted what she wanted me to be like. What a man to tell her what for her. Right, she wanted- She didn't want to come out and say it, but she wanted me to be like- What did a man to tell her what to do? Yeah, of course he came out. I mean, he's a day- Yeah. If we'd kicked one out like that, if we'd not ended like that,

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Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh for you. Oh yeah, like a lot of that. She was letting her friend down. She was letting in some regards. I know she felt like she was, she was being a baby. She didn't want to come across as being a baby. I know in her heart that she didn't know she didn't say it. I could see it in her eyes. And I just was like, it's done. You don't even have to worry about it. You're not going. So you should have put me on the phone with her about letting friends down. I could have said that. I made a career.

And but you know I understand though that like there's going to be people who who have vehemently disagree with that decision. I know there's nothing. I can't live. I can't live. This is a small part of him hoping something happens Look I like to say I told you so much as the next guy Yeah, hey Caitlin

Have you seen the news? You're going to have a channel. And a channel. My eyes will say that is right. Stay in your own. Come on, let's go. Come on, get up. We're going.

It's like your own man has the belt back. Yeah. Yeah. Mjondis. Yes. I've been wearing some Mjandis. Yes. I've been wearing some Mjandis recently, man. Fucking, uh, so good. Soft, soft, so soft, Beatles you.

Yeah, Rest is it. Yeah, you don't think about anything else. Let me tell you something. I was a fucking opiatek for years. Mm-hmm. Nothing, not even opiate touches the fucking sensation, sense your brain. You slip on it for years. Nothing. Not even opiate touches the fucking sensation since your brain.

You slip on maybe. I'm sorry. Maybe overselling it now. Can you get addicted to me, Undies? I think I am. I think I am. I wear them all the time, man. These are soft. See, I wish you had to know me Undies, like complete ensemble ensemble like everything was made of me on these micro flesh Whatever it's called my mic. Oh the mic remote down

Yeah, like me on these pants socks shirt like hat All in match you look like that you look like that green man. Do you ever see the green man? Yeah If I just had like a complete me on these body stocking man, I would go with it If I just had like a complete me undies body stocking man, I would go with it. You're perfected your wardrobe, but what about the stuff not every what he gets, not everybody gets to see. Well, that's not why we're buying the undies. It's for you, man. It's not for somebody else. Yeah, unless it is. The cradle's you, man. If you still have balls, if the girls let you watch the tv shows you want to watch, yeah, these treat them well.

Well, they make girls underwear for him. Oh, yeah, he can wear them. Nice thong. The hide is string. Um, the undies are designed in LA. I don't know why they think that's so important, but it is, right? A tip. See, I would think they would be like Paris.

That's where all the fancy designs come from, right? Fabric three times softer than cotton. Now what's big cotton doing about this? Are they not like trying to take down the micromodel or micromodel industry? Cotton had it's day. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Cotton's done. And cotton is such a fucking ugly history. No, there's no I won't work in micromodal. Yeah I apologize I just been informed I do wear cotton In fact I'm 90% of what I'm wearing aside from Yundi's is cotton

You're not having a word cotton 99% of what I'm wearing aside from Hyundai's is cotton I have cotton in my ear. I have an ear infection. I just I forgot about that too There's luxundies ever changing. I mean, they're always coming up with new patterns. It's the Long-end one yet, right? Hyundai's fucking saved me a couple bucks. Yeah, sage is super into this the show called Ladybug and Cat Noir. And you know, Ladybug has the, you know, the Ladybug spots. And Miyundee's sent me these, sent me these underwear. They're red with black socks. Please don't tell me that you were parading around your house

and nothing but Miyundee's. No, no, no, no, she wore it. Oh, so I didn't have to lie around this costume. We have to stop the shwish yeah I'm like hey sage fuck cod now she puts these these meandis on over her sweats and then she's ladybug

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And you know, you put your cotton underwear in the wash. You're manly, a fucking torn-up after a couple washes. These men, they fucking bounce back and trust me. I fucking put them to the test. When I put them on, they're fucking skin tight. Like if they were flesh colored, you would not even know. That was where I underwear. So what's that saying? Like two pounds of sausage in a one pound bag. Yeah, or my mother used to say like, you know, ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag or whatever. I was talking about sausage coasts. You're underwear. My mother was talking

about me as a person Yeah, I was pretty young when she said I was saying because me and these also has that it has a very unexpected Effect of making you look like you got some like you're packing a little more. Yeah, I agree man You're fucking so see each look My looks exceptionally, uh, probably won't let somebody get it. I'm very, very pleased with the, with the aesthetic, yeah, you can just fucking go to the fucking bedroom door, like you're all silhouetted, put your hand up, you're like, hey, she's like, oh, me handy. It's an optical illusion, but I don't care who gives a fuck man What's your embed man? It's all an optical illusion. What is the fucking salt for the pressure in Kissing Dull?

Another in there They're in the back. It's behind it. Oh Yeah, nervous The end is that comm slash TST Okay, and what you were just about to say something I thought well I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that.

I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. I think that's the way to get that. how you if we had, if we had increased the listenership, you would be happier. And that would be, that should be our goal, right, to get as many listeners as possible. Yeah.

In this time that you were gone, I thought about it and thought about it and thought about it. I don't know if there's any way to increase the listenership other than these, um, These three ideas I had. Okay. Kickbrake off the shell. No. Okay, so do you agree that that should be the goal? Yeah. At any cost? Sure. Yes. What are we going all right? Whatever. At any cost. Oh, sure. Yes.

What are we going all right? Whatever. No, no, no, no. No. No. That's the. I thought we had. That's why we had.

OK, so here are my ideas. OK. I think I've even said this before, but I'll just bounce it off and get, and take the temperature in the room. Which is about fucking 90 the way you keep it up here. It's fucking, I'm sweating. Yeah, it's crazy, right?

It's warming in my palms, it's sweating. Yeah, it's nuts. That guy on the head was just me. That was that head. Start over. This is what? These are my ideas to increase listenership. Start over Is it what this is what? These are my ideas to increase listenership

This is more fucking recycled than a night practical joke show man That was just one of them, but I still think it's valid I Believe the catalog is too extensive and too intimidating to new listeners. Okay. You disagree? I- 300 plus episodes. It's got to be a thousand hours. It's a lot of hours, but even if we start over, it's like it doesn't really matter.

You're only putting a new number on there. You cue. You come from a world where that is what we do. Yeah, but then the comfortable world. Is it a stick? People are getting sick of that. That's why Marvel's in the fucking shitter. That and the fact that you can't fucking recognize the single goddamn hero they have. Oh, what? 52 rebirth DC didn't do the same exact business mode. I mean, that's how you get and it works. It's a proven, with comic books.

Joe Rogan is up to like 900 or something. Yeah, I would say, only on this one I would say, there's so many podcasts now, the fact that we have a high number shows that we've been around for a while. You think it's a plus. I think it's a plus, I do.

Do you think it's a plus? I think it's a plus too, because people, when they discover it, they're like, and they like it then like oh my god There's so much. It's like, but that kind of like doesn't go away though that catalog is still there But so you trick them into thinking it just started we Did a zero episode none of us could be fucking all that kind of two 15 minutes and we were like fuck it and gave up Okay, but but also do you now do you also agree there that we have been as a podcast?

I think the catalog so how big it is and how extensive it is is hurting us in recognition now. We have three people on TV and we're never on a list of podcasts to listen to. Who is though? Mike and Ming. Yeah, because they're out there sucking fucking cock. Oh, that's not how they got on the list. Not literal cow, but but things out there fucking like like look I don't want to be on a fucking glorified bloggers fucking website like huffing what about time don't want to do time us release the list of the podcast you must listen to Mike and Ming were on that no but they're never gonna put us there on the huffing isn't post one oh you think that if we went to episode zero time would then recognize us and like hey these, these fucking newcomers are great.

Yes. I do. If you listen to my whole game plan here, while you're doing that, I'm going to look up this time list. Okay. And see, but do you not agree that you are on a hit show? Sure. Well, we, but no, we are on a show at least. We're on a show. Right. We're on TV. We're three people on on TV and our podcast gets no recognition At this you know, it used to when we first started, but now it's been now. It's like we're just singing to the choir now Right, I think it's a bigger fucking conspiracy than the Seth Rich thing to tell you the truth Dude the his parents want to hear it Yeah, well, we don't have to.

And they won't. If that guy didn't bring it up, and make a big fucking deal about it. Um, okay. So, but in my opinion, I believe, restarting and rebranding. I've used that word a lot tonight. Right, yeah.

But that, because I put... I'm really college, college. I'm a kid. I'm some shit, you know, two weeks I've been gone. You know, he's got a chart with you. Jeff but that these I But I really college Some shit He's got a chart with Yeah, no, well he had one last week but get him a I've been I've been trying to use that word all night long to bring us to this point. Oh, great I kept thinking you were talking about like the area nation but

Who have been some of the most more successful artists in our lifetime? But we the master at rebranding right sure Madonna as soon as it gets stale You change it up and keep it fresh, right? Okay, I Mean I'm looking at this list I've not heard of many of these people. Yeah, but it that because It does that really matter though just being on the list though is an accomplishment time Time magazine we should be on that list. We have a guy who's on television 24, seven.

Yeah, but I don't think that, it doesn't seem like you're pointing at him as a major reason that. No, no, I believe, no, I believe that like, to for us not to be on him heavily enough. The fucking impractical jokers, because they like, they like, they like, many of them.

You are alone, eclipse most of the people on that list in terms of like household and recognition. But what is I gonna do with anything? Popularity doesn't mean shh, it's fucking notable or critic worthy. In part of the joke, this doesn't have any fucking awards nobody shit about us, but like what this getting getting more listeners Would mean I think getting on these lists getting on like podcasts you should listen to okay? I feel we are getting snubbed. We're not liberal and I

Yeah, right there right there. I believe yes. That's one of the reasons I believe Brian Has to have his Twitter taken away Unless he promises unless he promises just to tweet the brand So you tweet on brand for a week I can try you guys are gonna have to tell me what the fuck that you push our stuff You know what it's not oh so I have to be like just go on and be like hey guys We just came out with a new sticker Yeah anything anything's better than, than, than, alienating half the audience though.

Oh, Chelsea, come face. No, no, no, hashtags. You got to be like, like do like clever observation, clever, pleasant, awful, like, yeah, yeah, okay, that it's not, that it's not a threatening to anybody. Let me look at like a, a salvo canals. Mark Marin, I hear that, oh, I not that it's not a threatening to anybody. Let me look at like a a salvo canals Mark Marin

I I hear that oh I saw that there was a popularity contest with the ij social media guys. Is there really? Yeah, because they were like Joe has this many followers Sal has this many Q. Why don't you have more? Oh, I've the fucking least see here's sales. He's an example of sales tweet Oh, I have the fucking lease. See here's sales. Here's an example of sales tweet. Mm-hmm. There's a fucking price tag there. It says 1297 was 1298. So cleverly takes a photo of that then says, get your asses down here. Lose the slashing prices. God bless. Now that is so good.

That is and so original to that's the other thing I've never seen anything like that. On a billion fucking list. Don't get to spend it. 40,000 likes. It's got 15,000. How many likes did that shit? You were spewing the other thing I've never seen anything like that on a billion fucking Like it's got 15,000 that shit you were spewing the other night get hold on. I'll tell you I'm talking crazy you don't understand how that that is it's a pleasant observation Well, you know what the sound of that tweet should be chitching oh Money, oh, that's why we're doing it. We're selling out. Selling out. Okay. Well where did sell take that picture? I'll go close. Okay. I'll head over to lows after this.

No, but find a like stuff. I do see what sells. It's not polarizing. It's not threatening to anybody. I gotta tell you man. You know what? I like the fucking people who are like who I like the people we have. I gotta tell you, man, you know what? I like the fucking people who are like, I like the people we have. I don't give a fuck about new people. But the people we have, some of them are not happy with the polarization though. Then they were never with us to begin with.

I'm telling you, man. All right, idea number three. His salad, yeah, and I see in here, Mario Lopez more than anyone in my right, idea number three. His salad. Yeah, and I see in here, Mario Lopez more than anyone in my life plus an observation. What does that even mean? It means he sees Mario Lopez more than anyone in his life. That's watching TV.

Yeah. It's a whole fracture. This is a nice one. You're gonna have to go to like fucking like March of 2015 at the time. Here's a nice one. Somebody tweeted a first Chelsea Clinton, then Wonder Woman, you look angry against women.

Who is next? And I wrote, maybe you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha have to like, one of my tweets, I don't care. The reason he has more followers is because of this. Because both sides love him. He's a teddy bear. Right. We would just want you to try to be more teddy bear like. And not just in like the texture of my body, the emptiness, it's just all the stuffing.

There's nothing real in there. Be real. Be real at home. Just bring your realness, you know, to your loved ones. Just like unloaded on them. Take it out on them. They're already getting it. All right.

My next to last thing, advertise. Specifically on TV. Yeah, like Super Bowl. Specifically on one network, specifically on one show. Okay. I believe we should take, I don't know how much it would cost,

maybe you can get us a deal. But I believe we should do, sink all the money that we have put together and do an ad campaign on True TV. Yeah, but I could do that for free. I wear the t-shirts on. I use a great tweet. I mean, who's going to argue with this?

You in a rougher. That was good fucking Photoshop. That looks good. That looks good, people. You do wear the apparel, which is appreciated, but I think you depend too much on the investigation tools of the watcher. Okay. Okay.

I believe that we need to, the last thing. I think we should do is all these things advertise and I think we should rename the podcast. What? I believe that the name, I think the name hurts us. None of us, nobody at the table is named Steve or Dave. It's confusing. Okay, so what do you think of it? And we're all on TV.

Right. We're all on TV. Our names are known to- The TV boys. No. So change it from tell them Steve Dave, which I think I argued for the exact, like the first episode.

I was wrong, but at this point though we were nobody's then. Nobody knew our names, but now we have name recognition. Not some is not so much as like you have more name recognition than we do. I mean I am known from the Guinness Book World record. So what do you propose the new name? I got it. OK. And I knew you were going to think I'm

for a round, but I am 100% serious. I'm all in on this if you guys agree to this. The pandering post holes. I got the guy who was working on our project that's going to be really soon. His name is Chuck Staten. He made like kind of like a test commercial that we could that we could air Yeah, I got this commercial setup to go You know, we would do a much more with a little bit more higher budget or a little bit better graphics

It'll tell you the name of the podcast. It'll tell you the direction. I'll tell people where to go and it'll be I think it I think I think if you sit in both of you, don't agree. Yeah. That it would definitely change the, uh, the figures. Okay. Then I think you're lying if you say it wouldn't. All right. Let's see what we got. You watching this?

You want to watch this? This is a real commercial where I got it. I'm good. Yeah. Just got Chuck. He's gonna be our, he's gonna be our declin of, uh, I think you'll work. I think he'll take one's out. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. I'm talking about that in a second. Yeah. Chuckie's and he's gonna be our he's gonna be our declin of Tecklands out Oh my god, he might really be out

If you put that on true TV on on your on a season premiere episode right How many subscribers would go right to iTunes and subscribe to it? Okay I don't know how much that would cost you want me to send me How much how much airtime cost would that would be like what was that like 30 seconds 30 seconds spot maybe in 10 years we can change the name once we save up all the money you think it would be that much maybe I could work on a deal I'll bet you those but oh like something in trade right yeah hmm

the laps cute a last we pick pictures that don't make me look like a fat piece of shit and you're like a single angle. I didn't pick the picture. Okay. That's just a work in progress. That's a work in progress. Yeah. All right. So why can't you say tell them Steve Dave,

and everything else is the same. Because he's saying you got to put cue up. I've got to put you up front and center. I think it's Name recognition is huge. I think Steve Dave is confusing to a lot of people Yeah, no people still like what does it mean? I'm like Google it mother Like do you like the name? Well, did you lock it down? Did you get the Twitter and the end? Do you have the yeah the website just get them out already? No, I didn't do anything I got it before this episode is released

Okay, I'll work on that is that've got it before this episode is released. Okay, I'll work on that. Is that cost money? I'll put all our money into the commercial fund. Yeah, I think if domain names are way for free, I think. That's a box for a fucking year, but the Twitter and all that stuff. But do you agree though that there'd be a gigantic surge in listenership? Nope.

I mean, just off that commercial loan. Right. Okay. So then you list it under cue the laughs and it direct redirects to tell us, Dave, we just we've rebranded. We rebranded. We start over. It's like Madonna calling herself Michael Jackson all of a sudden.

You're talking about totally changing the name. Oh, just the name But you don't change the content because eventually it's like when you read carbide eventually But eventually it just it just slides right back into what we do and what we what we want to do right But to get those big numbers and to get the the Listership that demands Time recognize us.

All right. I think I don't think it's ever going to happen if we just continue the way we're going. Well, I'd step on it would be to find out how much it's going to cost to advertise. What if we did a few episodes of it like we do overkill everyone in a while? We start like we start like slide in and cue the laughs. So we do the exact same thing except you introduce it and you're like, yeah, we'll bank a couple and We're like you're like, hey welcome to this week's cue the laughs right we do exactly the same. I'm here with Walton Brian and let's get started. I'm here with We're faceless

It's how you took it? Huh? Is that how you took it? I'm supposed to, right? That's the whole thing. Why, I'm faceless too? Oh, I know, we're together, faceless. But you propose it is like all three of us are on TV. Now two of us don't matter. Well, two of us are left. It would be disingenuous to say that we can move a podcast just on our names

right? I mean nobody cares it seems like. I couldn't even get an 11 year old kid to take a picture with me today. But if Q is here you know the reaction would have been different from those kids. I don't know you know what? Not true. I'm not saying but he said the guy said they're recording tonight Q is going to be down a little bit later. This girl didn't care She can care about me. She can care about you. I can't care about you. I'm 11 year old kid. She was like she's She looked like a pre-emote maybe. Oh, yeah, it doesn't give a shit about anything rolling her eyes and her dad's and super-ins It was the guy who We're in a rubberous con, he was cause playing as you.

Oh yeah. Queue the laugh, okay. All right, so that's it, that's the commercial. That was just, I knew we couldn't do anything over 30 seconds. Right, and I think it's got all the pertinent information. So it's not gonna be like one of those like ASPCA commercials or talk communication commercials out under like three minutes long. We should, we should, we should pursue this a little bit.

Do you like the name? I'll say, it's a catchy name. It gets it right out there. Right. I mean, I mean, we could do something. You could think of something better with, I mean, includes all our names. I don't think it's necessary though. I think-

It's a little ass with Walden Brow. People, well, that seems superfluous. I think People that seem superfluous Do you like I want to try it? I think we give it a shot, but get him again. I'm had the point that I think we should consider though Right, is there a backlash from the existing fan base? Yeah, is there or they think we're fucking around and they support it like ironically. Because it's just as good. Because get them's like, what about all people that got tattoos, what about all the people

that brought all the merchandise? And I'm like, well, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist anymore. Yeah. It's still there. I haven't dude said, has a t-shirt. Right, all that stuff is still there. It doesn't generally with the fucking flag on top.

All that would change is, where that everywhere. You should apologize for that. Yeah, we can't have the gun she'll uncutel Before we rebrand, but I don't think but I don't think we should change anything in terms of content though. Okay. It's just it's just a I mean, it's a it's just a way that to Address sagging listenership I'm forgetting recognition. I mean I will reach out to see me and I'll find out how much it'll that to address sagging listenership. Sack. Mm-hmm. I'm forgetting recognition.

I mean, I will reach out to Simmy and I'll find out how much it'll cost. If I can get a special number one show on the network discount for the fucking thing. I would love to do it on like a premiere season premiere. And number three show on the network. Discount. Tell Toyota they can be on next week.

Season premiere. Right before you go to The punishment face okay stop and you're like like like like like like oh, I can't believe he's gonna do this You know that like that pause well see me steady boom back in here anyway because didn't he didn't we have to pitch him something? Oh, yeah, I got a game show. Yeah, so all babes and babes out of the mouth of babes right so we'll get him in here relatively soon You see when I see if you'll do yeah, how about he plays From the mouth of babes against you guys, okay, and if he loses he must air that commercial No, I don't think so who would Chris the president You get the president working here to play from the

Not coming down here fuck around with us. You guys got too much on his plate. All right, well, I mean, that's what I did while you're gone, because I think I'm going to work some political angles. I'm going to work some political angles. And maybe we could maybe this is what you do with your Twitter this week.

OK, what do I do? I'll do it right now. Do a little thing like we are thinking. Oh, what do you do? You do polls on Twitter now. Do a poll should T like we are thinking, what do you think? You can do polls on Twitter now. Do a poll. Should TSD become Q the last? I guess you would do that after the episode drops though, right?

Yeah, okay, here's the picture of, wow, I didn't know she looked at old, Kathy Griffith. Griffith? Yes. That is a odd choice to release. I mean, it's like what terrorists do right? I terrorist cut people's heads off and then hold them up. What?

But at what point like look There's a part of me that likes Trump where when I see him tweet shit like happy memorial day Even if you're like a loser and a It's so I mean he was in the president Yeah, but you can't take that stand for it. I mean he was in the present. Yeah, but you can't take that stand for it I don't know the United States is calling people losers and haters and you're like this is this is crazy Crazy that he's saying the same shit that like you would hear on any like Reality show like real housewives of wherever it's nuts. I Thought it was gonna make it. I think he's gonna piece now. I'll see him last in all four years. But we live in a world now where you can

do this kind of shit, right? Well, look, in regards to her. You can't be. You can, but you're gonna pay a price. Yeah. It look, she's trying to be funny. I don't know. I don't know what to make of it. Is that funny or is that just a statement like a very? Well, it's that smug fucking It's not even original thought man like yeah, nobody likes the guy To agree with so much of what people say but just to hate the way they fucking say it like that's that's where I'm trapped What you pick it because there're so arrogant about it. Oh, God, so righteous, so fucking honest.

Like, I'm like, and that's why when I hear criticism about us when they're like, well, you guys never fucking rip on Fox News and shit, or you guys never do that. It's just like, because I fucking, I don't want the fucking right to win. Like, I'm not disappointed, I'm not like, I don't look at them in this stupid fucking nonsense and be like like why don't these guys clean up their act and fucking get their message across better. You know what I mean? I say it about the fucking the fucking

liberals because I'm like you guys are making it so people don't even fucking want to hear what you have to say. This this is would not fly on cutalifts. Wow. That's what he's getting out now. Yeah, it's like I want you guys to get your message across in a positive way, not to fucking sound like fucking sanctimonious assholes all the time. Yeah, but people don't want to hear it. Cutalets. They don't want to hear it. We need a new sign off too for only do cutalets. We've seen you think of something that would be like appropriate. I'm cute and those are the laughs.

How about that? Tell them, tell them Steve Dave. So what do you guys think about the trip box? Do you think we can get the the the commercial on our website so people could say it? Oh yeah, absolutely. Now, now, now definitely. What do you do, Q, when you want to snack? Let's say you're not laughing, right? And, um, I am the only, but he, I'm always in the room with me, Brian, right? You walk in the room. Cutal laughs is 24, seven. Yeah. That's got to be rough. No matter where you go, people are laughing. All right. Spread and joy. That's what he does. That's all he does. Santa Claus of giggles. We changed it. We changed the name to that.

a class of giggles. Can we change the name to that? That's my competing podcast when I drop out of Cue the Lapse. You're not happy with it, I could tell. What Cue the Lapse? Yeah, you didn't like it. The Z-Ghost's saying that he doesn't like it. Is it a Diego thing? It's not like this is named after me.

This is named after no one. Cue the Lapse is... Right. But you are, but basically you were tell them Steve you were Steve Dave I guess oh yeah, how long have I had to fucking existence of the yoke? Yeah, you're fucking it's true, but you don't like it though You can have it. I haven't reached the promised land What that I thought I would I would what's up? Yeah, I don't think you've really weighed in whether but honest opinion

You don't like it, dude. Well, I think rebranding isn't like, totally changed the name, right? I mean, you're talking about... No, I'm not talking about changing the content. I believe we will revert after that first episode and we get the people listening. We can't deviate from ourselves. It's impossible.

You're telling me to tweet, fucking bitch ass shit. Like, hey, tweet pictures of fucking prices that are a penny less so everyone loves us. No not like. Salah's got a lot of followers pal. He does and I love him. He's a mess. I love him. But he's better than that and I know it. But why? He's using Twitter as a tool as a promotional tool. Yeah. Not to fucking go on a rant. Yeah, the phone people that don't matter. Oh, by the way, that was the fucking greatest part of the text conversation. I'm just writing a poem.

You got to stop worrying about poning faceless, meaningless people. I thought they all meant something. That don't mean shit. Not the ones that are coming out, yeah, ain't really. If we lost them, then they don't mean anything. I'm trying to, well, I mean, it's a most impossible one in back.

Maybe the cute of last, they don't realize you're on it and they come back and they, right, right. I'll talk in a different voice the entire time. I'll do young Q. But in reality though, you don't like it, do you? Do you like the name? Yeah.

No, I like the way things are. But you do disagree that it would mean it probably would work. If we have a commercial on true TV, why do you laugh at that? Because I think it's probably way more expensive than you think. I believe that we have connections and I believe we could, I believe we would have to pay a price for it. But I believe in the end, it would be so beneficial to us in our future. Okay. I wanna get on these lists. I wanna get on the most notable.

I wanna get on podcasts you should be listening to. I don't do a fuck what we name it. If the content is the same, Huffington Post is not gonna be like, oh these guys are great. Cause they're not gonna associate it with tell them Steve Dave and what it's tell them Steve Dave has become. So we're gonna trick them into

They're just gonna they're just gonna put it on there because they think it's they're gonna They're gonna think it's fluff right because they look at him and they're like No, no, no, they're gonna think it's a Harmful and it is it's harmless good content. It's not the right. It's it's meaningless bullshit That's how you get on that list is by Stricing someone into thinking that what you're doing Is Roganon helping a post now is he on the other one to podcast you should be listening to him No, I don't think so he can make it either but Mark Marin is and I'm sure his is not fluff

No, he's not like I want to I want to be in that air for once You want to be in that rare fight air with my conveying? Yeah I can't I am I don't care what I mean. I'll do whatever it takes. Are you not happy with our fucking 2013 award from Apple and the fucking very like sort of Nebulous podcast towards them. We're not sure what it's for, who it's from, what it's about. I want, I want to get on that list. You want to get on the list, huh?

Yeah. All right. I don't know what it means. I don't know what we have to do to do it, but I'm willing to do to try. How do you think Mike and Mingot on there on that list? It was somebody made it right. It has to be somebody who listens. Let me tell you something.

I know a person who knows people at Huffington Post, right? And backs are being scratched in terms of who appears on that site for certain things. For podcasts? I don't know about podcasts, but I know about some other things. You think Mike and Mike or Ming having to scratch someone's back. Get on the list. I think me. Did not Mike.

Nobody talks to him. You just pwn the mic. Yeah, that's what I do. He's good at it. But but definitely like I don't believe so. I believe you're. What the fuck did they hear it then? then they listen it's the it's the premier conflict podcast in America is it yes it's the most download a conflict

podcast in America please look at the face look at the face what I said that because how do you know that I know it they told me who might get me yeah okay what's the what's the most I stand corrected what's the most download a comic podcast I don't know let's look let's look right now why aren't they on time if they're so fucking great oh I think because there's a lot more weighty or podcasts out there than about comment if they would be if they didn't talk about comics when the fuck was less on they put out an episode I think they're fairly regular

with that. Yeah, I think they're okay. Oh, and when that's Q to laughs, if you can't make it, we don't record because we just can't throw in a Jeff or get him as your substitute. Oh, that's going to make for a rough October. You know, you're out and about. I think I'm here for like five days in October. We're gonna have to record five, put a list. I gotta say I do hope Kevin doesn't listen to this episode because I'd hate for him to find out this way that fucking Isle comic is more downloaded than Fat Man on Batman.

No. I don't, I don't want him taking his own life. Or, you know, the nerdest, I hope he doesn't hear, you know, I hate for hardwicked breaking news. Is the nerdist considered a comic book quote unquote, well, the nerdist comic book club. Oh, I just entirely repeat the page and Alex. They're not the most talented despite what they told you. Yeah, they didn't tell me that I

Just assumed it because they're on fucking TV. Right. Oh, why would you not assume that about it? TV is fucking bullshit. It means it doesn't get you anything I'm looking at it. I'm looking at a couple of lists here and I'm not seeing I'm not I mean, I'm not seeing these guys. I mean our TV shows are not the type that I geared towards getting your respect. Yeah. Yeah, there's this podcast then. Nothing we do deserves respect. We care about respect all of a sudden.

I don't know. I just see those lists and I'm like, why aren't we on those lists? Okay. This is comics podcast. This is a very general list of shit that's about comics. So they made that list. You guys talked about comics this week. How can we can? Did we? Maybe. Why can't we?

I don't know. For some reason, five billion fucking comic book podcasts. For some reason, we just, we just aren't. We're divisive. I don't know. Maybe we just are not good people Good and we fucking then we appeal to maybe people that aren't so great That's who I fucking want to appeal to I don't want to appeal to the fluff in the bullshit I want appeal to the fucking real peeps out there

right People who are fucking down and depressed and fucking understand their flaws and not only understand about embracing them and they're like, that's right, man, I'm as fucked up as those guys are. Yeah, that's what I love. There's something to that. I know you want me to say, Tom Steve, but I don't you have an ad? I do have a nature box.

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Another person trying to rebrand? Maybe, maybe not a person. Okay, what do you want to do? You want to do a shout out? You want to do the, we'll do the Declan Memorial first. We'll do the Declan Memorial first. Yeah, Decl one? I don't even know if he can work on the show this week because I've been getting a text from him. They could be the result of fevered morphine dreams. Hey, can we call the podcast

that? An episode. All right. Of Cudalafs, that could be a great episode title for fevered morphine dreams. So so Declan if you want to wish him well he's like at the Quinn. Torgent of the momentum which I basically means like you know when they put horses down because their guts twist inside out he has like a horse disease. 250 cases seen in 150 years. The surgeon had never faced it before. That's the surgeon I'd want. What the fuck is this?

Wow. That's gotta be the talk of the operating room, right? He's like this. He's on during your like, if you've never seen this, come look at this. Hey, let's call in Dr. fucking Chicago from fucking wings. Yeah, let's play the theme to my hug and you while we're doing it.

Call him in, call the doctors in. No one's ever seen this, twisted guts. Right, check him out. Freak. He's a spectacle. I haven't had a couple of minutes. I guess now I know why. Yeah, that's why he's almost dead.

Oh, that's unfortunate. Yeah, he's got us. He's all gonna be all scarred up. There was blood everywhere. He's got to look tough, though, man. That's cool. He's got a fucking bad ass score. Yeah, I have a scar on my stomach too.

I don't think anyone's seen it since I was 30. Yeah, but let's see. You know what I wish him well, that I feel bad for him and he needs all the thoughts. Thoughts and prayers. Hashtag thoughts and prayers. That's what we wanna do, do right is that what everyone does Yeah, and then you've done your part put five dollars in the Prussian Kissing devil for

For deckland for deckland. I mean, I know I'm gonna do it too. Yeah, Brian Five dollars for decklune. Yeah, there's five people putting in Well, it's three people putting in five dollars Yeah, well, I'll make it them and Mike do it tomorrow. All right. Yeah. For a total of $25, I mean, come on. You shouldn't even want to see a doctor. Yeah. I mean, that alone would have saved him so much.

He's kind of an asshole. What's in the doctor? But yeah, I really, I really, well, I know he's not doing too well and he's all laid up and I hope for a speedy recovery firm. Yeah, go, Douglas. Well, it was just rebranding though. So a couple of weeks ago, I go to a concert with a friend of mine, one BQ Quinn. Got to say, not impressed with the seats.

I'll say it now. Pretty crappy seats. Did BQ, did BQ, was it? It wasn't, it wasn Did BQ. Did BQ. It wasn't. No, it wasn't BQ. Who secured the tickets? This guy who was on TV. So I don't let you know, I don't tell you why I don't like seats like that because I find myself watching the screen instead of the people because you can't really see the people. Yeah, yeah. I'm too old, I think, to be and to be too far away. But then again, you couldn't sit down like I would have had to stand up and people were watching about. But you're too old, I think, to be too far away.

But then again, you couldn't sit down. I would have had to stand up and people were moshing about. But you're too old to be too close because the band does want to see old people up in front. Oh, you mean people that are younger than them? Yeah, you know that's true, right? The band does want to go out there and get all fucking, like they're all pumped and shit. They look out for this fucking mosh pit's going. I push a hot chick out of my way. I'm like

Hi James happy Look, oh my god. Oh, you know that brings off your ass, right? But so so we go to the concert which was the music was Spod on it's on the album like you has is voice could have stayed home listening to an album good Yeah, like voice is so good. Kirk Hammett good Right What's the problem? So here's the problem rebranding you said of sorts. Yeah, it was noticeable He's not angry James headfield. That's a good to happy. No, it's not because your metal show it's metal

You want to go there and you want to get some energy out like those guys that are mashing down there they don't want to mosh to fucking joyful tunes and shit they want to like they don't want to hear him fucking look up and see him smiling they want to see him grimacing and growling he was telling dad jokes on stage yeah yeah oh it felt flat man you'll never be like it was like a combination of Jim Gaffigan and The one that I listed it grown from Brian Johnson. Well, what's the key to tell me to joke? I remember I think Let me let me let me be the judge of this joke was It's pretty unlikely of that joke But he's talking about while he started with a speech about how if you're there your metallic

a family. If you're not sure. Okay, here's what he starts out with. He's like, where are we? Because you know, he doesn't remember. He's a rock star. And oh, we're in New Jersey. We're in New Jersey.

It's all an act. We know it's an act. Guess what? We don't give a shit. So I'm thinking, all right, this is little rock and roll. He doesn't give a shit. He's telling everybody doesn't give a shit. So I'm thinking, all right, this is little rock and roll. He doesn't give a shit. Tell everybody doesn't give a shit where he is. Right. Because no matter where you are, no matter where you're from, you're a part of the metallic of family. Because we're all about diversity. And we're all about fucking inclusivity. Yeah.

Well, you never noticed when he sings everything. He didn't really do that. But he launches into this like diversity thing. And I'm like, there's a little huggy feeling for Brian. Two huggy feeling. And not only that, it's like, I wasn't even thinking about like, hey, man, or is everyone represented here until he starts bringing it up.

Because obviously, everyone is welcome, right? I mean, to me, that would be with the money the buy it takes. If you like the music and you have the money and you're willing to sit in a shitty seat, then you can go. I just didn't get why it was trying to bring everything necessary, right? It's, I mean, let's just be honest. I mean, it's permeated into every aspect of the entertainment and society. I want to go to a concert and not have to hear this shit

because it's not that band. Look, if I'm going to some band that's like, you know, a band of today or someone who's known for that, like I'm going to a Katy Perry concert, right? You expected. Of course, of course, that's what I expected. You know, the Talika can't evolve. Sing a fucking song, sing boy, and shut up

about diversity and inclusivity and all this other fucking bullshit. They can't evolve as a band. No, why? They have to be, they have to be the 18 year old to make you remember. Dude, I thought their fucking corneus move was cutting their hair at the same time

until I went to that concert. And then later on they brought something up else up again. What was it? Well, he goes, he said we played money. They were talking about one of their first shows was in Old Bridge, New Jersey. And then he goes Old Bridge. He's like, well, how long is he going to take money to buy that new bridge? And the missed opportunity is Lars not doing the rim shot.

I was like, that was a serious joke I was like that was a serious joke. That was a serious joke. Yeah. I know what it was. The other part was he was like, how many people, is this your first Metallica show? And I was like, yeah. How many people, have you seen Metallica before? And I was like, yeah. this is like 40 minutes after the original diversity thing. It doesn't matter if it's your first or your tenth because everyone's included and he starts saying the same fucking shit again and it's like we get it. Nobody is mad that another person is here. Nobody's like hey what does Muslim guy do in here? What's this white guy do in here? What's this girl doing here? I don't think anyone is thinking that as far as I could tell

So why bring it up? Why is it necessary? You don't know what's in the book. You call that fuck you call that evolution I know I do not I Call it the status quo pandering fucking nonsense Because you get hit with it from every fucking angle is there no escape? From inclusion and diversity? It wasn't like certain type of note no transgenders can come in because it's a fucking Metallica show and we're all about fucking metal and not training. No one's saying

anybody else is having this reaction to this. I sure hope so. I don't think they are I think it's just like I'm the order one out of 80,000 people. I think it's like what the fuck? I know one other guy who's thinking it Decidedly on that This water off the off at ducks back in here just they're just waiting for the next song to play. It's just the in exactly We're waiting waiting waiting sitting around waiting While you listen to this shit that it's like Why am I being lectured by this guy? Why is he smiling so much? Can't be happy no

Wow, he cannot well then he could be happy on his own He's working for me for that fucking hour and a half or whatever. He's on my fucking clock. Did you get? I don't want to be happy? Yeah, I paid him. Yeah, I paid him. Yeah, I know what it's awesome. I know. It would have been better. I just don't want it.

I want him running around. Like, you're not saying like, you're not saying like, I want him to stand up there and be like, fucking, white-zonedly here. I don't want you to just only hear it. Yeah, I don't want him to be like, can I have something without politics? The guy from Pantera was like,

what's the need of the guy that was talking about white power? Or some weird shit like that? Like, no, I don't want that. But yeah, can I have fucking a couple minutes? Just a couple minutes without somebody being like, hey, here's what you need to do. Here's what you need to think about. Here's what you need to embrace.

I'm like, I know. I think you know why? Because I'm already like that. How I already like that? You don't need to think about. Here's what you need to embrace. I know. I think you know why? Because I'm already like that. Right. I'm already like that. You don't need to tell me who the fuck are you telling? Right. It's fucking unbelievable. I don't need to check yourself. It was it was fucking. I checked my privilege at the door. They do sound great though, dude. Yeah. Yeah. they sound amazing. Yeah, they suddenly they sound like a Oil machine, right? Yeah, they did a drum sol other annoyed Brian a little bit too. No, it didn't annoy me. It's like a grandpa. I

Imagine I couldn't even want to go. He's I wouldn't even want to go with him. I will say this man at one point like Fucking you got to see fucking totals is going berserk, right? He's dancing. He's rocking out fucking Stacey Patelers head banging. Like it's all fucking going on. And what, and he's looking at his phone. Oh, I got to go picture like with the glasses on the edge of the, on the edge of the nose. We gotta see this picture. I was fucking treating my just pleasure.

Oh, he's fucking on his phone. Oh, fucking Italian is rocking out. I mean, that says it all. There's not the more more needs to be said that's just a big metal and it's like sitting down while the rest of the stadium standing up fucking rock and i think they put me up they put me off man i was out of them they put me out of the mood

you know that they do this drum solo right it's like four drums like two drums facing each other so like you know like imagine like four garbage cans or whatever. So what's his name Hetfield I guess starts playing a drum and then. Hetfield was playing drums? Yeah he's playing this game. It's like a giant bongo drum. Okay. And then Kirk Hammett comes over and then the Rob Trujillo I think that's his name comes over and then finally Rob Trujillo, I think that's his name, comes over. And then finally, what's his name?

The drummer guy comes over. So now they're all playing drums and it sounds kind of cool, but they're like, I wasn't mad about this. It was, I thought it was amusing because they would like drum and then they'd stop and they'd like point at the audience. And all I could think of was like, they rehearsed this. At a certain point, they had to choreograph this whole fucking thing. It's not subantaneous. So they're like, okay, at this point, we're going to be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then what we're going to do guys is we're going to stop.

We're going to point our drumstick at the audience. Everyone's like, cool. And then they're like, well, when's the next time we're going to do it? So then they're drumming a little bit more, and they're like, okay, but all right, well, this time, they're going to expect us to point the drumstick of the people. Well, what if we pointed each other instead and then we all smile because we're so fucking happy Like I just I could not stop thinking of these guys rehearsing this in a small room and other people Kind of get rid of it. Oh wow I would just at this point I would just like to issue a blanket apology for everything I've ever said in life. I think that that covers it, telling Steve Dave. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home.

I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home.

I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna to be a little bit more careful. I was looking at me, peed and see you like that He would he want me to do Give me a pat on the back Now I'm not gonna down I waste all my no back Till the lights come on I'll be running at the tap I'll be back Love me back

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