Tell Em Steve-Dave - #339: Flanny Got Fingered

Episode Date: June 10, 2017

Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo. Music: GRAYSON X - A Beautiful Nightmare

Alright, you've got away in who came closer to getting raped. Yeah, you. This guy. Boom, baby. I'm not saying Brian Thaljo gets sent dusky in the same set. I open my front door, there they are! Looking at me! With the non-white eyes! Tell them, Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them, Steve Dave.

I want to try to, I'm going to slowly introduce it like an expectation into my voice, where I can be like, like, hello, darlings, like in 1930s, like film star. How do people do that? Like, I kind of just suddenly start talking that way and have people buy it. Like, how slow do you have to introduce that sort of expectation? Like, hello, darlings, how are you? There's too much. I think you start saying, because you're changing your,

not only speech pattern, but also the words you say you're changing. Because you never say, hello, darling. So what I would do if I were you when I wanted to pull this off, I would start saying hello, darling, in my own voice. Like slow, slow, you know, like hello, darlings, and then like once they get used to like Did I'm gonna fucking just say darlings and then once that you normalize Then you start slipping in like the cadence. Okay, you know there it slow roll out slow roll

Hello darlings. Welcome to this week's edition of Steve Another hundred episodes. They're gonna be like well. It's just the way talks, I guess. Yeah. But they're people, like, you gotta maintain that. Every day, like, if that's your the way you talk. Yeah. Because nobody really grows up. Like, I live next to, when I lived in Highlands, I had to house, I live next to these guys. They were so white, their last name was literally white.

And, but whenever they were in their little group of buddies, they had this, there's very like, like, a bonnocks going on and like very like, a hudish type speech. But when, when I spoke to them or you heard them talking to somebody who wasn't like in their little, their little gang, speaking very, you know, like sort of without the abomics and shit. Right. Why do you, why do you jump? I don't know. I've heard that black people do the same thing when they're around white people, they, they white it up. Like hello, darling. Yeah, they, they talk like that, and then, and I've heard that that's actually like, you know, like you

had another micro aggression that they're expected to speak white. That was what I was what I've read recently. Uh, I don't know because all the black people that I know don't speak like me. You know what I mean? Like I don't they don't, I guess I'm not important enough of people to put on a step. And I only yeah. Uh, so I don't know. I tried to point out your stupidity the other day on Twitter, but you didn't notice. I would just say.

And nobody got the joke either. What? Because you're talking about, you're talking about Wonder Woman. And you said I would see it a hundred more times. Yeah. Put your route like that. That's not what I said, but okay.

Well, whatever it was, it was like, I said I hope she makes a hundred of these. Yeah, a hundred of these, like, A 100. But you could really, you could have left out the A and it would just be a hundred. So I wrote, because you could either write A and then the word 100, A 100, or you could have left out the A and it would just be a hundred. So I wrote, because you could either write A and then the word hundred, A hundred, or you could write.

So I said, oh, a hundred. Oh, 100, right? So I wrote, I hope she makes A 200 and nobody got it at all. And then I stopped tweeting. Because people could read it and be like, I hope that she makes a hundred of these. They could be, but they'd be wrong. So, all right. The way I try.

So you, you, you, you're big swing for the day was to criticize someone on the internet for the grammar. One letter. Okay. Someone who historically has good grammar. I would like for, I'd like for for you go that route though. Then please routes, right? That is, I tweeted twice in a week. Once to Q and once to Josh Groban.

At least Josh Groban answered. Make you didn't even answer me. Um, yeah, definitely a much better use of the Twitter that you did. I just say to not use it at all. No, I think those innocuous, is that the word? Nakyuous. Could you tweet that please? I can go after it.

I think those are definitely the right move for you. And going after Q for that, I saw it and I thought it made me smile, but I didn't notice the a thing Either I just thought you were making fun of them because you like oh because you're such an ask a You're like I hope she makes 200 Like you know like it like one upping him on That's what it didn't make me laugh at it made me smile though, and that's what you that's what your goal should be Pleasantries smile make people smile. Yeah, it's hard to make me laugh, but it made me smile though. And that's what your goal should be. Pleasantry's smile.

Make people smile. Yeah. Because it's hard to make people laugh. On Twitter, I would imagine it's hard to make people laugh out loud, but you can make them smile. Every single tweet, I just imagine people rolling. No. No.

Chelsea Clinton once, nobody was laughing. Maybe you were like the guy in Cape Fear, like, oh, that's Katie. That's Katie. I'm like, what's with all the cigar Maybe you were like like the guy in Cape Fear like I was like what's with all the cigar smoke But I think you may be in the only one laughing you have at your At your display of humor on Twitter with the orange elsey Clinton arrow once right like I always said I always thought that you should have retired from Twitter when you when you poem the world When you Yeah, when you were going after the five years

You had you had such great tweets at that moment like I mean you I mean no one you should have went on top man I was that was your like you know, I should have I hung in too long Did you did you see that people just more people just got put in jail for that same shit? The jail fraternity arrow. Yeah, it was like it was two guys like one guy I think got jail time. And they're always like, oh, but he did all this other stuff. It's like, yeah, but he also turned his head and turned a blind eye to a fucking kid getting molested. Yeah Wait, whoa, I'm not my phone you so this is a who somebody got put in jail for turning their head Or somebody got put in jail for doing it. Yeah, I'm going

Now they they knew that it was They it was going on and they got put in jail for knowing and not saying anything right Yeah, because it was like internal stuff that uh, I guess emails and shit. What's the what is that? What are you charge to it in that instance? I guess it would be like Eating a betting something like that I'd have to destroy you know I would want to ask a lawyer. Do we have any lawyers that we have? Yeah, we have The girl I came out the Vermont lawyer

Would you think you could jump in a cute You know you know somebody committed a crime you don't say anything. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I mean let you have reason like fear Like yeah, you could like you would think a good defense attorney could, uh, what, what about the statute limitations? Mary Rachel. Well, they'd have to prove they, well, they'd have to prove they knew about it. Um, Hey, look, I'm not saying my dates, like I want these guys to get off, but, but I already did. But, boom. But you already did. Boom! But I'm surprised that I wonder what the charge is on that, though, for knowing and not

saying anything. I'm surprised it's not the first thing that comes up. It's Penn State, Penn State football, Penn State hockey, then Penn State football again. I think that is, like, if you know that child mass station that you're going on, I think it's definitely illegal if you know you don't say anything. Especially when it's like, is that it's that's like it's document. That was the Penn State that was. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. Sorry. Yeah, that's of course. So what I know, but like, is it all crimes? I don't think it's all crimes. Uh here you go. Well

three school officials including school president Graham Spaniard and athletic director Tim Curley were charged with perjury obstruction of justice failure to report suspected child abuse and related charges. Yeah, I mean some crimes have a moral reason like you got to turn them in like if I see a bunch of like kids shoplifting I mean I'm not gonna round them out. I see a bunch of kids like fucking Fingering someone half their age. I'll be like whoa. What what's happening here? You know no older the kids Let's say they're 14 and their victim is seven. I'll step in. fingering them. Yeah, there's like a massive issue.

What about what about what about this gray area that you figure someone your own age? About a figure each other. What about if it's a hot 30 year old female teacher? Mm-hmm. Fingering a seven year old? No. No, no, no, no. fingering a 14 or 15 year old. Oh, man. I'm in high five mode at that point. Like I'll just stand by and wait until he's done before I Finger or getting whatever whatever because you know what? What if he was fingering that seven-year-old instead of the fucking

Wait, your old teacher. We got to take the seven 14-year-olds want to finger people. Yeah, but you can't you can't do that to a seven-year-old No, I knew of a moral responsibility to stop that from happening Yeah, but if you knew like you were walking by and you're like, this kid is obviously like 14. And there's a 30 year old. I don't think I don't know if any of Santa's victims were, were, were, were in there, were in their teens, I believe. They, so it would be the same argument about the hot female teacher. I don't know. I can't believe I'm coming on Tindusky side. That doesn't seem right.

It doesn't seem like I actually angle I want to take on this. I didn't see that happening. I'm going to be to being a Tindusky deny. I don't know. No, I guess then you've got to stop. Big headlines. T Dusky sees. The practical Joker back, St. Dusky. The silly, silly. No, the celebrities get behind these cop killers.

And they're like, for some reason, they spend their whole career. Rooting their whole careers, trying to get cop killers out of jail. Could you not say in practical, Joe, get that St's in dusky in the same set. It's ever again, please. I got a fucking mortgage. It's a pain. It was just horse play claims Q. High five.

I promise to never ever utter those two words in the same sense. There's a there's a car down the street that they have a bumper sticker says we are Penn State. And when that, I didn't get to it, but there was a, when that article first came out about these three guys getting in trouble and finally getting their fucking just dessert, so they were going to print it out and just put it like a little white bird. And then I totally forgot to do it. That's fun. I mean, that's good. That's good stuff. Like, if you videotape yourself doing that and put it on Twitter to get to it. That's fun. That's fun. I mean, that's good.

That's good stuff. Like, if you videotape yourself doing it and put it on Twitter, those are good. Like, those are good. That also makes people smile. That's something that shoots me. Oh, oh, God. Oh, God.

Now, you know, and I'm sure you've come in the contact with people who are graduates, excuse me, of college. And they are so, they are so proud of their all the modern. They're fevered in their product. Yeah. Like unbelievable. Like, like they live it and breathe it.

And if you cut them, they bleed the colors of their school. If you are a graduate of Penn State, how can you go around and like being like, yo, Penn State, yo, you're sitting at that time frame. Like you got to go with that for a couple of years. I'm gonna just like a bumper sticker on. Nifty Lion Joe. Yeah, and Husky and his son are still in jail right now. Oh, they're never getting out. Right. What do you mean still in jail? But I mean, it's not like the sun hasn't done. The sun got up to some shenanigans. He's worse play of his own. Oh, man, that's crazy. What a family. Yeah.

But like what like at what's the buffer like what's the time period here like you know We're really got to got a amp down the Penn State brought for Bavado I think I think the early earliest would be I want to say Four to five years five years. Yeah before you stop right? Or you start going like before you start going You know because then everybody that was involved in it has graduated and moved on. You know what I mean, but if you like the class that never met Sandusky that was never there during it, you could be like, I don't know if I was there, I would have been like, fuck this guy. You know what I mean? Like this is an in-billion-eability to cycling it out.

But like, but coach, why are you fingering a seven-year-old? Not cool. like but coach why a finger in a seven year old not cool coach yeah coach stop well when I ask you that really what I'm saying is stop yeah the the sendoski sun you know fucking what we are That we got through life without ever getting like fucking molested It is pretty it's fortunate. Yeah, I mean cuz it's something wise won't very quiet He's like you guys are lucky. Yeah Darling I can't I mean although we have plenty of experience seeing how that affects people

Never for the better. It doesn't seem that way. Like people come out the other end like, hey man, I'm better for it. Yeah. Not even like, I mean, they're, they're okay. I'm not saying like, you know what I mean, but it's just like, what a fucking, I mean some of them are okay. Some of them are really fucked up.

But, you know, anytime like I think about, my, I'll feel like unkind towards my childhood. I'm like, you know what I was safe Right, you know me and like I never revealed this. Yeah, I almost got I almost happened almost happened what happened I was hitchhiking Remember this remember when you were a child in this happened. Yes I wasn't 21 I was still alright. I wasn't 21. I was 18. I was working in a food time. I was working in C bright and food time. I didn't have a license. I came closer than you. Cap and long meds? Not even having a different dude. But let's tell our nearest. Let's tell our nearest. We'll see who can. I don't even have a near miss. I'm totally insulated

So I was I worked about I don't know two three miles from my home at a at a food town Mm-hmm, and I would ride a 10-speed bike there Sometimes I get dropped off by my mom and one of these night and sometimes I would just walk But one of these night and Sometimes I would just walk. But one of these night, this was an error where like, you know, hitchhiking, I don't know if hitchhiking was that, like you don't ever see him at hitchhiking anywhere to you. I hitchhiked in Hawaii like three months ago.

Did you? What? Yeah, I had to get somewhere and like it was a car to get to me would have been like an hour. So I just walked up the highway and hitchhiked. Well, I know in like, they think you're an in a leskin stuff too, because it's just, it's so far between places.

Did you get picked up? Yeah? By a stranger. Yeah. This is shockingly, like, no, you didn't tell me this either. That shockingly like, like, really like, why?

It's a why, man. It's our behavior. On my part, I saw got ice all over the place. You ever see dog the bounty hunter? That island is just like, it's all over. Well, I mean, I'm not gonna get into a car that pulls up and it looks like a fucking junky. So what are you gonna say when they pull over?

Are you on meth? Oh, I don't care about their feelings. I'd be like, no, it's all right, buddy, thank you. No, man, me. You would be, you'd pull that card of like, I'm not gonna get in the car. You look a little dizzy. Without a doubt, huh? What if I be you'd pull that card of like I'm not going to get in a car. You look a little. Without a doubt, I was like, what if I get a get in that piece of shit to save their feelings? But you can't. I mean, look at somebody like Ted Bundy, man. Like

you probably get in a car with Ted Bundy. Like looking guy. It was. Well grown. But you're a man. You're age. I nobody's going to look at you. Yeah. Like it's not like I'm in firm. I can handle myself. What if you, okay, oh no, oh no, there was somebody who had a guy in the front seat, a guy in the back seat,

did you get in that car? Probably not. So now you're like, so there's a lot of caveats to this. Well yeah, of course. There's no caveats, I hitchhiked. Yeah, but like so, like so,

that there are two normal looking dudes. Yeah. One in the front, one in the back. Well why is he riding in the back seat? That is my question. Well he gets out, I can't get it in the back. Well, why is he riding in the back seat? It's my question. Well, he gets asked, like, how I get it back, buddy? You get, no, that to me is like, no.

That would send your flag up. I got in the back seat. I got in the back seat. You got in the back seat. So this person could be in the front? Yeah, two people in front. Guy and a girl. But she was older.

Did they have any idea that a Joker was in their car? No. At the end, even at the end of the ride? No. That was a surprise. No. was older she was like they have any idea that a Joker was in their car at the end that even at the end of the ride no surprise you didn't recognize they drove a drone you didn't know do you think are you a shocked at that revelation is it is yeah it is pretty surprised that you didn't have a rental car well we did have a production vehicle but it was it had left to take people back I would have had to wait

for it for you all pissy We're like fine little fucking chicken kill I'm never pissy never pissy when it comes to that sort of stuff I was like, oh, it no big deal. I was like, I'll just I'll just go up and hitchhike and people on the production I'm like, what do you fuck they had to say reaction? Yeah, you're yeah, it's not a big deal. I'll just go up I said I stuck my thumb out and These how long did I get pulled? I mean it was it was within four minutes. It was like right away. That's wasn't were they Hawaiian? He was yeah, because he was telling me about he was telling these stories about

when we were driving past like a waterfall. He was talking about like how that used to be sacred to his great great Oh, so he will he looked at he was a Hawaiian. He was a Hawaiian Hawaiian. Yeah, oh He told me that there's no such thing as pure Hawaiians anymore. He said that Hawaiians, true Hawaiians, he gave his speech on racial peor. He did? He said that when he said that when the white man came to Hawaii. Don't get me started, yo. I'm from Shaolin. Yeah. I don't know about that shit. You wouldn't believe it what I see on a daily basis What I gotta put up with open my front door there they are looking at me with the non-white eyes It's a fucking travesty so go on Wait so in his story white people are bad, but in my story, it's not white people that are bad.

So that's how I'm trying to connect with this guy. You're absolutely right. You're like, I know exactly how you feel except totally opposite. I kind of agree with the white people. He said that they brought diseases and because the Hawaiians, Polynesians, whatever they were at the time, never ran into these diseases, wiped them all out. He said, the only ones that survived were the Chinese people that came and started sleeping with the local population, and they were able to breed a strain of Hawaiians

that are able to resist the white man's germs. He says that there are no true Hawaiians left. They're one of them. That was Hitler's speech. Super super wine. He was friendly about, I mean, listen, he's telling me stories about how you can't go to that water. That are impervious to these. Yeah. So he said, and then he said that I would have jumped that hard. No, you did that with this. He points out a waterfall. And he says, there is a spirit that was in the water for their very st their worries he says he's a super status killed any white people that approaches it he said

he says uh... only who winds can even that if the spirits is in a bad mood than it then it will then it will kill it said it killed the mother in two uh... wine mother it's two babies and then he goes the search party went to the waterfall to find them and a Boulder came out of nowhere and killed the search party Overkill shit, man. Yeah, there's a waterfall with a sphere. There's a waterfall a mother Murder kids up there and what they felt down the waterfall They drowned I don't know okay, but they were Hawaiian the spirit was in a bad mood that day and then when the search party went up to find them

I'd bolder he said nobody knows where it came from it flew in the air as if it was thrown and it killed the all search party What year would this be he didn't get into it like that? Were you not a little bit like nervous? A thousand backseat I'm in his four-door car. How long was red? 15 20 minutes Wow, yeah, 20 minutes? Wow. Yeah. I cannot believe in this day and age with

that you would take the risk of hitchhiking though. So irresponsible though. A little hub, bro. It's really irresponsible even to talk about it on the podcast though, because we got young listeners. Yeah, they're going to be like, oh, I want to have a like you. You could do it. I could do it too

Would you ever would you advocate people just getting in strangers cars? I would advocate that people should do whatever they think is best in their own lives and Certainly don't look to an impractical joke or for fucking life lessons If you do that, you're already on the wrong foot. Well, it seems like it seems like it's sort of on the wrong foot. Well, it seems like it seems like it's sort of Petered out in the 70s after like 99% of serial killer are getting their victims from hitchhiking. But like he saw it into the 80s and it definitely slowed down to the point like if I saw someone hitchhiking down the like the highway right now, it'd be like that's bizarre. Yes, like that's crazy. Yes. We should do it. We should set up a camera and I'll

just stand out there and hitchhike and see how long it takes for somebody to pick me up. Does it change your opinion that it was like two, two, three in the afternoon, beautiful, bright sunny, Hawaiian day? You know what I mean? It was like, Would you have done it in the evening?

I don't know. But probably. It was also the road was that one along the water. It wasn't like in the middle of like woods and stuff like that. You know what I mean? It was like, it was like their highway. It felt safe. So what happens? What's the, let's say you're feeling uncomfortable and he doesn't pull over. What's your move? I tell him to pull over. Yeah. I tell him I said, if you don't

pull over now, I'm going to fucking grab you from behind the start choke and something. I thought it was all. Yeah. I fucking. And then he's got, I got a gun. He goes, I don't know. Good luck shooting. Then I attack. If he says he's got a gun he goes oh my good luck shooting then I attack if he says he's got a gun Then I'm on the attack escalated quickly. Yeah Oh, yeah, I like some sunny huh fuck you All right, what's your story? Oh, see if you almost got molested well, yeah, you came about as close by the way and only time I ever hitchhiked and I got picked up. Oh my god. It's the second time I ever is actually did it twice the first time I ever had shiked and I got picked up oh my god it's the second time I

ever is actually did it twice the first time I did it I got picked up by and this is one of those stories or I thought it was gonna go like I thought I was in like in in like a like a porkeys or I'm gonna meet. Oh. Oh. Yeah, I got picked up by a young older woman. A young older woman. Yeah, but older than me at the time. We're like in our late 20s. I thought like, I thought like, I thought like, I thought like, I just got to finger me for sure.

Let me add to the car. I was like, oh no. No. Yeah, it didn't, but nothing happened. But so the second time, though, that I did it, I could pick that by dude, and it was nighttime. And he started staring at me. Why was driving? I even looking at the world. That's weird. And I could feel him staring at me. And he goes, you want to go party? And I go, no no, he goes, I know there's a party, you want your guess come to the party with me? Party. And I was like, that's okay.

My party, I mean you're digging your own grave tonight. And I luckily, I had, and I was getting really nervous and really self-conscious and he kept staring at me. He starts covering your breath. And he goes, he goes, he goes, will do you party? He goes, and I go, yeah, I don't know what I go, sure, I go. Wait, you should have said no because now you've insulted the guy he's like do you want to come to a party like no not with you I didn't want to make a sound like I was a square and nerd right so I was like yeah but I just got

off work I said I got to go home and take a shower and everything I'm not and you know I'm a I'm a mess because you look okay to me yeah so I knew that made a big, big mistake. And I remember I had a box cutter in my pocket. Oh, it's like fucking Mohammed, over here. A box cutter. I'm a hard part. I didn't say that. I don't think I barked at me. As if he wanted to party, he barks at that weird slash meat.

And we crashed. I don't know I barked at me. As if he wanted to party, he barks up that weird slash me and we crashed. I don't know where he went. So I have my box cutter and I took it out of my pocket and I had it in my hand. And I go, you could just let me out right underneath the highlands bridge. Right. With that legion to see, right?

A legion to St. E. Hook. Yeah, I'm more. And my heart was pounding. My, I was so scared that I was like, he was going, it's going to be a party. I was like, if I get out, I was talking to God. I was like, if you just let me get me out of this car or anything happen, I will never hitch like again.

I will go to church and I will be a good person, Yadi, all these promises that I never kept. And so he didn't stop though when I asked him, you're right up here. And he didn't kick, kept going. And I was like, bro, right up here, right up here is fine. And then he goes, all right, all right, and he pulled over and he let me out though.

But I was, I didn't nervous. I was so, so terrified though, and I never hitchhiked again though. How old was that? I remember this happen. I remember this happen. I told, I probably told you. Yeah, I remember that happened I was just like why don't you just call me I had a car. Yeah, I don't want to keep bugging you know because you had driven me Many times well how old was a guy that I do for God in a dark

He could have been in his thirties could have been his forties. I don't remember which would be old to us like at 18 18 he looked older to make uncut So I was almost you know, you know, I was almost sent uskied. It sounds hairy. You know, it's got sent uskied pretty bad What about you? I think I've told the story before I was Yes, they yeah, I think so I was oh was this with the pot? No, oh, no, not that guy fake a regano Is this what the pot? No, oh, not that guy. No, not that guy. Fake oregano.

No, we were selling shitty pot. The guy was like, come on in and smoke this good stuff. And it was good and it knocked us on our asses. But that guy wasn't like, now we're going to suck it, or whatever. No, I was in Atlantic Highlands and London. Our friend Mark London had a bike and he was riding home. And I was going to take the bus.

We were right across the street from like, food town, not across the highway, but across the street. And I see a guy drive by and he like, leans down and looks at me real fast as I'm sitting on the bus bench and he goes around that circle and he swings on by and he, like the windows down and he goes, hey, you wanna ride?

And I was like, sure, because I thought it was the reverend from the church that I went to once in a while. And so I get in the car and we start driving and I look over and I'm like, that's not the reverend. So I remember he had cashmere on, like he was like playing some rock. Oh, yeah, Zeppelin on? Yeah, some Zeppelin.

I thought he was dressed all in cashmere. I was like, it's like cl it's my classic, that's good. You get that. He's a pimped soft, right? I'm clinging to the shit. No, he's like, so where are you coming from? And I was like, I already was like, oh shit, this guy, there's something up with him.

And I was like, my girlfriend, so she was my girlfriend, she was my friend. And he goes, oh cool, he goes, so did he get many blow jobs? And I remember I was like, I get my fair share. Having never gotten a blow job. Did you know what it was? Yeah, I'm just like, maybe I have. I don't worry. I'm pretty old, nothing know what it was. Oh, yeah, it was like 50. All right. I'd given several bucks. And I just was waiting for my turn to just come around. And he was the same thing.

He was like, do you want to hang out? He didn't say party, but he was like, do you want to hang out? And I was like, no, I'm already in trouble. My parents are expecting me in blah, blah, blah. And like I was driving, I see London like pedaling his ass off the hill on the highway. I'm like, fuck, I wish I was him. And we finally stopped by the Catholic church, like two blocks from where I live, and he was like, well, we'll hang out another time, which obviously we didn't.

I mean, he didn't come through with a blowjob. I was talking to the story in Spanish class, and somebody was like, as I got into the story, he goes, holy shit, that faggot tried to pick me up. And it was like a guy who was going around like picking up Kids, you know young boys and like paying them to like let him suck their cock which had I known Who do they are a cute you've got away in who came closer to getting raped? Baby this guy, this guy was, holy, you fucked up up this. That's actually best of me.

You were menist. I guess, yeah. I guess my guy was kind of cordial of that. That shit still goes on. My buddy, Jiggy, the guy who opens for us, we were in, Chattanooga. Right. And this was last year, and an Uber driver went to drop

him off at the hotel, and the guy goes, he goes, hey, like, Jiggy tells the story right, he says, he was so like sunny and cheerful, like when he pulled up to the thing, it was like midnight, he goes, hey, like, Jiggy tells the story right, he says, he was so like sunny and cheerful, like when he pulled up to the thing, it was like midnight, he goes, hey, you want to blow jump? And Jiggy was like, no, I'm okay, he's like, I'll just, he goes, I'll just take you right around the back,

he goes, I'll blow you, don't have to do anything, I'll just blow you. And who wouldn't mistake Jiggy for a 16 year old? And Jiggy left, so that shit still going, and Jiggy was like, no, and the guy was like, all right, man, no problem. Well, there are tons of guys that would be like fuck yeah, yeah, guess But it must be I know I like what I'm sorry what Like the fuck you just say to me you would have to yeah, you would have to be like there's no way

I heard what I think I just yeah well I just yeah, well it must be the go Seeing the world now through much more mature and more open eyes. It must be hard to be Because you're always like well, how do you know? How do you know if you're if you're if the person you're you always got Like you're always putting yourself out there. I think that's why you need a vibrant open gate community You know, I mean it must be really like hellish to be like, well how do I know should I say anything? Should I, should I, I got a feeling, you know? You think so you blame jiggy for putting off that fight? No, just say it, but like I guess today it's a little bit different, but boy it must have been hard to make that first move,

right? Oh, dude, you made the first move in the 70s. It could like mean your death literally mean your life, right? Yeah. So you're like you really have to be sure that like you're not going to get turned down. Back then these days, you could just be like, hey, you want your dick sucked? Somebody's like, not really. It's like cool. They'll just move on to the next guy. Yeah. Yeah, it's good good that that's the world we live in now. Oh yeah. Yeah. Where's just open propositions? Like, there's no way that guy, like, if he's an Uber driver and that's a girl and he's

like, they're not supposed to do that. You want to get fucked? An Uber? Like, that sounds aggressive, right? I don't think, I think there's probably somewhere in the Uber by-laws, like, do not offer to blow passage checks. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think i think there's probably somewhere in the uber by a lot of this like do not offer to blow passage i don't know what we're pretty fucked up but like you but like what now is if you let's say it's not that for though right you can you make any kind of uh...

i don't have to do that to women no matter what no no i don't mean i mean over well to men or women to men i mean like look i don't know. I can hear the double standard. Well I can handle anybody getting on me but like a woman who calls a car to get home and then suddenly she's getting hit on which I'm sure happens almost every time they get into a fucking Uber anyway. That's that's like that's all right. How do you know you can handle yourself though? You don't have the experience like me and Walt offending off these fucking horn dogs. How many fights have been in my life?

I mean more than me walk by but not but but not one of those fights was to sleep with you know Yeah, then nobody was naked Nobody wanted to get nobody wanted to like just like we weren't fighting for your love to have make love to you But I think I would fight only harder in that situation. Oh You would fight harder against the guy I just wants to love you who's trying to rape me Oh, no dude hit on me. I wouldn't that one of phase me at all Has it happened you?

In it uh, you know what? At the fucking up fronts Salas like at the up front Upfronts Sal was like at the U.S. front. This is my front. I'm done with each other. Super drunk A-Dude was literally like, like he said flat out, I want a second dick to me. That was three weeks ago.

He's like, I also drive for Uber part time. Is the cake here? And he was forward at this point though. I mean, he peered so. Yeah, is the is the cake and he was and forward at this point though. Wait a I mean I'm glad that they are that they're living in a climate All like I think is this one guy was drunk and very out there That's not cute that's basically it really that's very forward though. There's no like hey That's basically it really that's very forward though. There's no like hey

You want to go to a movie to get take a shot like you want to go to see a see a movie here and then I know he's to romance the first He knows that like is this a queue's been drinking maybe cues like sure go ahead whatever But it's like if if they're going to a movie and then it then it's like hey You want to go hang out in the park for a little bit and throw a frisbee and then it's like four dates and then he's like There's no way cues putting up with all that. Yeah, great. But I probably wouldn't just take a little job with him.

Is that the first time, dude? Probably. Yeah. I guess that forward, yeah. I think so. I've never had a dude ever say that. Yeah, I mean, what's wrong with us? Yeah, well, I mean, well, I mean, it took me 41 years for that. I thought like a man, but we're already on 49 or eight years.

If that's happened yet, and he can happen, we're... Oh, no, not now. Well, you're a bear, dude. You can get away. You can get it. Yeah, and after a long, I have to go on like this, like, hypoglycemic diet, or you can get my weight down, so I don't get diabetes and lose a fucking foot or something. No, I'm gonna be good. Then nobody's gonna want something like that. I bet you there's even a community that likes men with one foot.

Yeah, they're like, look at this fat ass with one foot. Let me suck his cock. He can't run away. Whenever I take a lover, I'm about to make love to a special lady. I always do it on a Casper mattress, you guys. It's a sleep brand that created one perfect mattress, which they sell directly to consumers, eliminating commission driven inflated prices. So you take the commission out of the hands of that guy.

Yeah. He's trying to feed his family by selling mattresses. Fuck him. Cause now we got Casper. Mm hmm. And that guy's not even in the fucking equation anymore. Now he's just like, jump. Yeah.

Now he's just some asshole. That's like, hey, driving for Uber, he's like, you want a blowjob? Yeah. It only costs you 10 bucks. They have an adaptive pillow, soft breathable sheets. Do you have Casper sheets? Well, I have a Casper.

No, I don't have Casper sheets yet. I've got the pillow, I've got the mattress, but not the sheets. Right. You got to complete that set. Casper offers free delivery and free returns with a hundred night risk free trial. If you don't love it, they'll pick it up

and refund you everything. They're constantly using feedback. So I guess they're saying, hey man, our mattress isn't perfect. What don't you like about it? And listen to you. There would be nothing I could say negative about it. Right.

I mean, this is probably the most honest, I'll ever be regarding any of the items we've ever had on tom steve david or i do want to hear what real do she customers have said the mattresses like sleeping on a brioche brioche yeah that's like a fluffy butter something right fucking lose liver wings bird uh...

it's like being cradled by the tinkling of baby laughter in the moonlight. Oh, who the fuck said that? Somebody who wanted to get quoted. I guarantee he was wearing like a fedora or a baraiasam shit. Wait a minute, say it again. Uh, that's the first time I heard it too. Read it again. Like being cradled by the tinkling of baby laughter in the moonlight.

Quote unquote, sun dusky. Uh-huh, yeah. He's like like you had me at tinkling and baby I also think that Casper was a bunch of people never fucking mentioned Sandusky on the same set now I know to not to mention in ij and Sandusky didn't want to sense and Casper got it all right there's two things uh-huh buying the Casper is easy you go the order online you don't. You go to the order online.

You don't have to go to the store and have some weirdo fucking smells. It would be like, hey, you want to blow job with them, mattress. It's delivered to your door in a compact box. Free shipping and free returns available in the US Canada and now the UK. Considering we spend one-third of our lives on a mattress, some of us more, right? Cute. Uh, $1 towards any mattress purchase. By visiting Casper.com slash T-E-S-D, use the promo code T-E-S-D.

Oh my God, there's all kinds of points here. Nobody cares about these points though. Just, it's a great mattress. That's what you need to know. They don't need to know about the San Francisco R&D team. Yeah. My parents install mine immediately, and they love it. 4.8 out of 5 stars across 30,000 global reviews who say it's like this being

cradled in the tinkeling of baby laughter by other moonlight. Who fucking writes that down? What does it even mean? What does it even mean? It doesn't mean anything. No, it doesn't. Somebody's like, hey man, I'm gonna get poetic with this shit. And then it comes out, son of a-

It blocks light real good. Wolf Flanagan. That's the quote you need. That's the real man's fucking quote. Flanking. Fuck drapes by a Casper. I was like, what is this thing that I'm playing with? It's like a fidget, it's not a spinner,

but it's like another fidget thing where I guess you're supposed to relieve stress or whatever. So I'm using it correctly already just by doing that, yeah, you're... You can do whatever you want, but it has caused me not to be stress relief. Yeah, fuck that, fuck it away.

I know you guys are very woke, so I wanted to ask you your, and as long as we're talking about gay stuff, your feelings on this picture that I stumbled across today on Katie Lotz's Twitter. Who's K-Lotz? She's an actress. Okay. Okay.

Superman Batman Kissing. Superman and Batman making out. I'm guessing that's not official DC I'm thinking not right. It looks like doesn't it look like Superman is kind of like he looks a little shocked What the what do you think he's flying Batman the safety and Batman was just always like thanks bro and then he kissed him Yeah, what do I think about it doesn't affect me at all you know care huh yeah doesn't affect you as a comic book uh... now is you not on the point care that they put a superman about that's not even a woke thing that's just like dude life's too fucking like even like with a

trump photo with with the cathedrals and i was the other thing worried about what is anybody very sure about uh...'t it was curious about your opinions. I cannot believe that anybody gives a shit. That's so shocking that people care. Like it's it's stunning. It's shit. The fact, I mean, I know that the that the right has been waiting to pounce on something like this.

And so they got their opportunity. I get it. But it's just like for people to be upset about it, you're just like, oh my God, you realize there's a fucking war going on? But at the same time, it's like, Kathy Griffin, do not, I'm gonna shoot the victim. That's right.

I'm gonna play the victim here either. It's like she apologizes, and then she's like, I'm not back and down. Which by definition of apologizing means you're backing down, right? You're like, I'm sorry for what I did, and I regret what I've done, and that it upset so many people. She's so solemn in the picture with the head. down, right? You're like, I'm sorry for what I did. And I regret what I've done. And that's it upset so many people. She's so solemn in the picture with the head. She's like, I know what statement

I'll make. And then the apology with the makeup, I was like, she was 100% separated from Ronald McDonald of birth. She looked fucking crazy, man. You mean lack of makeup. Lack of makeup. Sorry. Yeah. Like her orange fro is all puffed out and I'm assuming that's a move, right? Like some publicist is like when you make the apology. Look, Harold. Yeah, I read. Harry. Yeah, like do with no makeup like you're bearing your soul. You're coming to them.

Get a fucking grip. Make it and I'm afraid and yeah, like our people have already moved on by the time she's like the tropes are bullying me But it's like just cuz you apologize doesn't mean that people are gonna be like oh, it's okay I guess we live in a we live in an outrage culture like Like we look people are already offended. They just don't know what and they're looking to apply that at Anything yeah, so if you made it very part of your job if you're in the public eye is to just shut the fuck up and keep your opinions to yourself and make as much one as you can and get the fuck out. That's part of the job description. It sounds like

part of your personal manifesto. It is. It is. It walks at different, walked though. They can't. They, they, well, you're not, you're not purely a comedian when you're working for CNN. Yeah. That's why you got't they they well well you're not a you're not purely a comedian when you're working for CNN yeah that's why you got the job though because you're a look I'm saying she could say whatever she want and it doesn't matter to me which I don't give a shit that she took a picture but if you want to have a fucking brain in your head in this in this day and age you shut the fuck up you keep your head down you take the money that's it you don't want to do it don't do

it but I mean like it'sedians though they they are are That's their job is to provoke and a provocateur absolutely sweet French I Pitch that one out perfect. Yeah, I agree and practice in all week. I knew you're gonna talk about it No one comedians everybody should have the right to say shit like that. It doesn't matter to me But I'm just saying like hard people are like that's what I'm saying. Why you like my career is over on my own It's like what the fuck did you think it was gonna happen in this day and age?

Yeah, I mean every it's really I mean maybe they like I thought it was weird that she apologized I then like almost a full day later the her lawyer was like, well, this is what the stand she was trying to make. And of course, it's like white guys, you know, it's there. It was a lawyer? It was her lawyer or her person or like some, yeah, it was her lawyer, I'm pretty sure it was like an activist lawyer person. I was in trouble, I don't know if I stole my lawyer like that.

I probably, there's press conferences. Well, she's getting death threats. Yeah, but why is your lawyer involved like I mean you would I would think you Legally you want to make sure that you cover all your base. Your fairs are in order. I guess Never got a death threat queue. Yes. Yeah, I was you I got one this week. I don't know who got more this week You're trying to do everybody I think riffin or me

What why me what happened? Last week I floated the idea of a name change. Yeah, oh, that death threat was made. I was drunk. And the amount of emails and death threats were off the charts. So obviously we can't do it now. Q the laps is dead. Oh, you live television. Oh, wow.

I mean, someone took you seriously? I mean, a lot of people took you seriously, right? Yeah, well, you know what I want? I don't understand why people just can't relax and just let it play out. I had this great idea, this grand idea where we would put, what episode numbers is? This is like, 3.38 or something.

And like, I was like, let's just pick episode 350 as the last episode. Right. And we build every episode towards the last episode, like they did with the sopranos. So like just pick episode 350 as the last episode right and we build every episode towards the last episode Like they would the sopranos, so like 10 more episodes to the last episode of TSD Yeah, and those last 10 episodes would be like we'd call back all old friends Everybody there wouldn't be a dry eye in that in the in the house So by listening it be so so sweet and emotional and then but when the back of everybody's had knowing that like

It's not really like it wouldn't end end the point. They let me troll them So you just expected universal praise, but that wouldn't work then I want I want the I want universal praise. I want to be on all the lists that say, you know, tell them Steve Dave is a must listen to podcast I want all that but but I mean from our audience you I would figure you'd set it knowing people are gonna get outraged No, I thought they would just be like let let it fucking ride out Don't fucking send me emails go tell me how how important he is to you They would have learned the lesson from the trial

I understand like let me let me fuck you. Let me just fuck with you for the next four months. Like how great would it have been? You know, you get that, like that would be building to a crescendo, right? That right? That's nice. Well, of the, like the, like, like, nine more episodes

till TSD ends. And then, you know, and you have that in the back of your head, you're known as like, it's, but then what happens? And then cute Alaska starts for how long until we grow tired of it and then we're like and then we're like Yes, what TSD's back and we feel like more on it leaving us But then we bring in the hoopla back to him Steve days back right just like the new coke did right They and they made a big splash and they got all sorts of ink like that you're doubling down on the new cake new coke Plant like business plan was failed horribly

But like in the the amount of the amount of PR the amount of the amount of the amount of sales Right of a new coke like the like the lead up We're not gonna sell new coke anymore and people will ward a new coke like kind of selling and I mean we could have did all that we could have this roll out I know I also had this great idea to make people think we're really doing it really yeah At the ninth to last episode we're like all the merchandise on the thalmas Steve Dave store is 10% off every week It'll drop down 10 more percent right so don't buy it now So just three weeks it'll be mature

So in nine weeks it was like 90% off on Tom's D-Day. So, we're taking a loss for the joke. Just for this joke. That we would restock the show at all cue the left stuff until we sold that all that stuff and then we'd bring Tom's D-Day back. It would have been awesome, man, but no.

Fucking... You got death, people had to threaten to kill me over it. Ha ha ha ha ha. I just like that you're saying it would have the same cultural impact as the surprise. Ha ha ha ha. But you know how saying it would have the same cultural impact as the surprise. But you know how it would have been impactful, it would have been awesome. The amount of like why are you giving up? Why? Cause like if you do this, I will kill you. I think that's a pretty good reason to be like, you know what? They're people aren't

taking a little bit seriously. So now I'm going any other way okay we can't do a cute elapsed so now my focus is 180% I would be right 180 or a hundred you know that in the other or a or a one hundred oh 180 degree term now I want to like I want to do something like I want to make a June the official month of town you know how like people have like have days like chocolate chip cookie day. I wanna have June be the official Tom Steve Dave month where we, where everybody. Tom Steve Dave awareness.

Yeah. That's good. And like a black step in. Step aside brain tumors. It's, it's Tom Steve Dave where just month. I wanna have Tom Steve Dave, June be the month where like we ask all the answer to do everything they can to bring awareness to Tom Steve Dave. Like how on stern like a lot of times if there was like a live newscast somebody would

be like, probably or a word stern. If you see that going on, you have to run up and be like, like tell them Steve Dave or TSD. Anything tell them Steve Dave related, like, you know how they were spray painting on Dr. Giants face all over the place, something TSD now on like to start graffeding it up. Do we have stickers? Do we sell stickers? That's what I'm getting into. Oh yeah.

In June, since June is now officially tell them Steve Dave the month of June is now tell them what do we think we're in June yeah it's gonna make it July no no we're gonna start I know like this is Tom Steve Dave where we start in the middle of June okay guys we're a little late to celebrate we have a Monday June 13th where it'd be bright it on Monday June 13th, what it'd be, Brian? It would be the 13th. This coming Monday, we're gonna drop all sorts of new for celebrate a top seed day month. Oh, I see.

Got flags. This is the big thing that you want. I want to flag. This was your, you want it to. Cause I want to put it on the back of my motorcycle on like a little pole and drive around with it fluttering. Nice. Yeah. You shouldn't say Paul because you

you know you've found the polish. Yeah. Yeah. Because they think Polak. I don't even want to polish midget on the back of your bike. Hold on the fly. I mean that's on wow. That was your rooting too. Yes. So pole is not a fancy standard. But it's not. So you're like, a midget's fine. The midget parts find the pole parts of the issue. I'm not, I don't know. I still think that word is still up for grabs.

That's really offensive. I'm not sure if it is. Midget? Yeah. I think universally it's been decided. Oh, it is. Oh, it's still not on the fence about that. Well, you still think a lot of it was offensive.

So. So we got tell, we got four color demon, anamal pins. Those are awesome. Got four color demon anamal pins. Oh, Zero awesome got four color demon bumper stickers great four color demon three by five flag. That's a big flag That's gonna be people are gonna love it. I'm telling you. It's fucking awesome And tell them and a four color demon badge pat stickers. I don't know what that means badge stickers, but I guess they're like oh, it's the patch is a sticker. Yeah, and they're gonna be available on June 13th to start to kick off. Tell them Steve Dave month. Right. And I mean June 14th is flag day, so don't so celebrate it with a four color demons flag. I don't know if you're gonna get it, let you overnight to shipping.

And even then, just pay $60, $70 to get it overnight. Otherwise, you're not really celebrating flag day. And we also have something. And another big. You're gonna make that shit look like shit. It mean the four color demon stuff, awesome, and a great way to kick it off, but even something even bigger.

You know how cute you've always said, we should be in the Guinness Book of World Records because we have the world's first podcast on vinyl. Yes, I remember when I was in the Guinness Book World Records. You get about to be again. Oh, good. You're about to be again because I believe it's possible that with the release of this new item on Telmsteve.com, the world's first podcast concert movie. Oh wow, has it not been done?

I don't think it's been done. Kevin's done it, hasn't he? I don't think so. Not a concert movie. I think you're right. Wait, what did he send out? Friend? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They go to Ireland. Yeah, so yeah, is it more than one show? Hmm. You really stretching.

Yeah, we need it. We don't need it. We got the dance. They want it. Where? To be in the Guinness Book of World. Well, this is the live show at the Grand Macy. Who's the vinyl thing?

We got to submit that. Two live shows. It's two live shows at the Grand Macy. Film like a concert movie, though. What's your favorite concert movie of all time? Elvis, that's the way it is. Brian, I thought you were going to say one of those apple ones, right? The song remains the same. Oh, you're talking about musical concert? Yeah. Yeah, I guess it would be that. I think it's better than that. I think this one. Better than the song remains the same. Yeah, I think it's better than that. I think this is better than the song or music same Yeah, I think it's got more more

Out footage from outside the venue It's got this is the concert where we spit blood on stage all of us. That's true. This is the concert that has As overkill. Yeah, I mean it has all your favorite TSD alumni's it's got Sunday Jeff is there get them get them things a song on stage um Sal is there Ming is there I mean Maxwell is is in the movie so it's it's got everybody I mean this is the if you're oh if you wanted to see Tom Steve Dave live you never got a chance because you may never see it again. This is the opportunity.

This is it, huh? This is it. It's called Tellm Steve Dave live at the Grammar Sea and it's on tellmsteve Dave.com. Took us a while to come up with that title. That is cool, man. 999 and you get almost three hours of content because if you order the live Grammar C show, you're also going to get episode 300 footage that we filmed. Bonus footage of the wedding. The wedding of Getem. Come on man. That's worth it. Three hours of footage. Yeah, that's pretty, that's pretty fucking good. Right? Yeah, I think it's too good We get a charge more and not nobody would have had an eye so I like that you kept it I want to keep it reasonable. I mean I mean you're gonna kick off Tom Steve Dave month

Right make sure you don't you know you know This is the maybe if we did it at the beginning of the month before people realizing you know they got more This is literally past this exploration We should have done it the first of the month Before people realizing you know they got more just to pay it literally passed this expiration Way for checks could have been cash a lot of thank Chuck state and I announced his name wrong last week He's the director of this movie so I kill you Yeah, he's a guy said the death threat But he's done an amazing job. I really can't thank him enough and Want to thank Chris Ladondo. He got the footage. He got the people down here to film the episode 300

Oh, it's great episode and it's it's got the I mean the episode where it get him got married you're gonna get to See for yourself what really happened. I know people have listened to it a long time ago, but You put Oh, yeah, when you see get himem in that tux, when you see how young, it isn't that one girl looks, she's a baby. You're like, oh my God, please don't win. So that's, I know, what do you think? What are some of the things that the listeners can do

to spread awareness, other than buy all the stuff I just, I just ride off. Which is the most important. Which is probably the most important, most impactful way that you can make a difference Having a center your house to look at What do they about calling it this month? Cinco TSD my oh

Myos may may yeah, so the beat would have did you know? I like that. It's five so the fifth of June. I just love on that. But it doesn't matter. I don't know anybody knows what the sync with the my own everybody knows what sync

was a drink. No, it's the May. It's the Mexican like, even if I were to be like, Hey, Pam, what a sync of the my own and she'd be like, who doesn't know this? Why are you asking me? I swear to God, so now I had no idea what I'm never seen a Corona commercial I've heard I've heard the phrase on on radio and TV constantly. I just thought it was a second. Let's just call this Synchrotias demio

Well, this is doing fuck it Yeah, why wouldn't we I can't think of one reason I I can't think of one reason. I, I, I like something to go out and drink. You should have asked your children They would have known. I is that what what does it mean though? It's a fifth of May. It's a celebration of Mexican Revolution or Independence Day. It has nothing to do with drinking. Oh, it's got everything to do with drinking It's all that's to do it. Okay, so I mean But in the way that like barbecuing has to do with more out there. Okay, but I don't understand

I don't understand why people are like why you're scoffing at someone who may not know what it meant. Like I don't speak Spanish. You're fucking 49 and it's been in your life. But I've never I don't know I don't know one word of Spanish though. But it's a holiday. Like it's a famous holiday. Is anybody get off for the day? To me it literally will be like it's like Arbor Day. No one knows when it really is. Well, they do know what it is, because it's the name of it. Everybody writes about it. Exactly what it is. I think it's superseded Arbor Day.

I don't know what you're tenting. But once too, if you don't speak Spanish, you don't know when it is. And if you don't know what Arbor major likes, how the fuck am I supposed to know, it's like, has to do with trees. But do you know the exact date of Arbor Day? But it's...

No. Isn't it in September? Yeah, but Arbor Day is fucking... You don't know the exact date of Arbor Day? But it's... No. Isn't it in September? Yeah, but... No. Arbor Day is focused. You don't know the exact date of Arbor Day. But there's lots of... Do you even know the month that it's that Arbor Day's in? I'm pretty sure it's in September.

This is not an apple's to arge. No, not even the flow. You can't, you can't. This is again another instance though, because if you don't speak the language, you should be expected to know it though. Only because it's a pretty heavily celebrated holiday in the United States. because if you don't speak the language, you should be expected to know it though. Only because it's a pretty heavily celebrated holiday in the United States.

Usually in the spring it says. Arbor day? So again, totally clueless like I was. So June is, how about a fucking meaningless holiday? Oh, first is something that fucking millions of people celebrate. Maybe a couple people go out and play

and trees on Arbor day Arbor day you're telling me is meaningless and you don't care about the Reality to say good day, Maya hold on. Absolutely. I love that wolf is now in a position that he has to fucking Arbor day like the most important thing ever he doesn't give a fuck about Arbor's day But he found himself in this position. I said September. It's not like he corrected me. He's like hey fucko. It's a spring He's waiting until I read all the facts. I love how you piled on me though, because I didn't know it's synced with the myelman. You piled drive me because I didn't know. And now you're now, now that the tables have turned a little bit, you're like, oh, is

that what I was doing? Your eyes have started back and forth, looking for cue for backup. What do I do here? I feel like I'm about to be molested. But like, but yet you're saying that it's Arbor Day is meaningless, but why is Cinco D'Amio more important than Arbor Day? Well, the point is no, you're drinking holiday. You're changing it.

It's not that it's more important. It's that the name of the fucking holiday is Cinco D'Amio,. I'm not changing. I'm not changing. I'm going to change. You're saying one's more important than the other one. Nobody's saying one important. Nothing to do with it. Brian, but you can go listen to the tape. Brian. I don't have to say it again. It's unimportant. But are both you would agree both are. No, I would not agree. Cinco de Mayo is unimportant poor it's a drinking holiday is not it's the mexican fucking revolution day they they they they fought the French and and they weren't expected to win and then they won so it's like a whole big thing and that's why they're happy they fend it off French forces that were French yeah friends so what their pussy's whatever come on they be friends not as they do exist if it wasn't for them man we'll think all the

treaty of her side uh... the uh... the the date has become associated with a celebration of mexican american culture uh... the commemoration of the battle continues to be mostly ceremonial uh... through like military parades uh... i'm not sure right it's it's it's an excuse to party there's no doubt about i'm not i'm saying they've done a piss poor job

of what the problem of holiday because all i know is that is get a corona or something that's all i can equate well in the state of the mile but i think in Mexico it's different okay it's different but but to not be aware of synchro de my own america like i'm i'm not even kidding i'm surprised i know i heard of it i'm not saying i'm not aware of it once we're like wonder what that means, Sinko De Maya. I equated it. It had to do a drinking. It had to do a drinking. It meant nothing to me. I would not even... I wouldn't even want... Someone started to tell me what it was.

I'd be like, just shut up. I don't care. Yeah, it's a bunch of drunk Mexicans. I could find each other on the back for beating a bunch of French pussies. Well, TSD. So it's Shinko TSD bio in June. So you're going to appropriate the name while shitting all over the year the holiday. I just love how we play. It's less important than our birthday.

I am online to write this second making a t-shirt. It's a TSD bio and that's going to be worn on fucking domes. And it's a price of the joke is immediately. And it's in it to the Joker's immediate and it's used to a tree. I don't mean it to a, and I don't mean it to be little or to this savage. I just And nothing hurtful in that. I didn't I just thought it was clever.

Sinko TSD my oh it is clever. That's all the better than you ever dream. You's one of that. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best.

It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best.

It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. It's one of the best. heard bass causes waving me home. The whole play got a whole hoist all the time. And I'm an unlikely hero.

I don't know. I don't think it's, I don't know. I think you can go on the street right now and I bet you we could ask, I bet you I could find more than one person that's like what does it mean? And they wouldn't know what it meant. We're in Redback, there's a lot of Mexican people in this town. I'll bet you if we ask five people, five out of five, we'll be like, and what's it mean again? What's the fact? Fifth of May, fifth of May,

yeah, Cinco de Mayo. But my oh is back, but my oh is less. It should be fifth of May. Okay. All right. Yeah. And it's's how he's arguing we already see a rat looking around like we're pretty soon I'm just gonna jump on your neck I don't like it I know I know I know I know somehow some way you guys are making me look stupid We are not no You're gonna use this to your advantage

Forgive me I'm by lingual I'm not by Ling Wolfe. I apologize that I'm an American who speaks English. I speak American. I can't wait to make this shirt. Anyway, we got a four color demon roll out. Got the Tellum Steve Dave live at the grammar scene with the episode 300 footage all on June 13th, Monday. This is how you kick off TSD, sinko de Mayo. Wait a minute, did I say it right?

Sinko TSD, this is how you kick it off. This is how you celebrate. Go get yourself bladowed and watch the movie. Right. I am gonna take those stickers and I'm gonna, like I'm going to Paris in a couple of weeks. I'm gonna put one on the, like, as you know, the probably like full tower.

If I can get it on the Eiffel Tower, I will, but I'm not going to be able to, but I'm gonna put it somewhere in Paris with the Eiffel Tower in the background. I'll take that picture and that will do. We'll put stickers in places. People take pictures of it and send it in. That's what you can do. And finally we can get that gallery up I wanted to on the website so you can put your merchandise or your shirt or wherever. Take your picture in exotic locales and send it in. We'll put it all up in the gallery.

What is that? How does Paris, what do they do on Sync on the Mayo? They're like fucking that sucks. I'm not concerned with losers. I hang their heads and shame, like with everything else. So anyway, cue, you're not higher, Narya. For what? I don't know, I need a job. But you wouldn't hire me directly.

Yeah, this is Zip Recruiter. If you were hiring, you want to be my assistant? You just got to order toilet paper for me when it runs out. That's all I got to do. You pay someone to do that? Do you use a lot? You don't remember this? You already fucking ripped me.

That was a callback. No. Yes. That's the job of your assistant. My house takes care of my house. Houseboy, my houseboy. And one of them is like, there's just always toilet paper there.

I never worry about it. OK, but there's more responsibilities in just that. Yes, many more. That's one of them blow jobs. If I can get away. Well, Zipper crew doesn't do shit like that. But if you have a business and you want to find you want you want to find people you want them to come to you That's that's not what these guys do you you post your job

I tell you right now Jane salampos maybe utilizing this fucking Fucking up Riley, huh? I mean it's where's it Mike? Are you letting Mike go? I mean, it's... Where's it Mike? Are you letting Mike go? Hahaha. This, get him, man. It's, he better watch out or some, or I'm gonna be, zipper-cruting his ass out of here.

You did a zipper-cruit him in the first place, right? That's how you found him and he was just a lowly stable boy. Hahaha. And I can't stand guys that need to be told every fucking second of the day, do this, do that, do this. Or else he's immediately fucking Looking on reddit or do or or doing so or like or checking his Pokemon go fucking apps or I Just don't understand at this stage of the game why you need to be told

Like I have to like be up behind you up your ass at all times. We like do this. Okay. What about the posters? Go stock the post. What about this? Go do this. I don't understand why he just can't just do it. Maybe make a list of shit for him. I just be like, these are duties. You must check this list every day.

So list. A list. I hate to say that maybe you're enabling the boy, but when I came in, all fairness, you guys are arguing over whether Colombo was autistic or not. And this Colombo, if you're not familiar, is a detective. And he was losing. Let's say, let's point that out.

You fail to say that he was losing. Right. And may it look to sink out the myobattle, but I'm not losing this one. Right. No, you won this one. He was, he was roundly thrashed in this argument. So you think you ever, you ever watched Colombo before? Yeah. I think it's possible. He You ever watch Colombo before? Yeah.

I think it's possible. He had a, he was on the spectrum. Yeah. I, I maintain that he like, there's no man could solve as many crimes as he did, especially how, how involved these crimes are without being a little autistic. Yeah. It's a beautiful mind type situation where you're seeing connections that the average person doesn't see.

Get him, get him maintained. He didn't think he, he, there was any possibility that Colombo was autistic. I got a call into Troy a text in the Troy because I figured he'd be the know to be worth all. He hasn't weighed in yet. It's fun. It came down to the very specific argument of would he interrogate this clerk as thoroughly as he ditched if he was if for information. And he's trying to get him to argument, which is a sound argument, is that he, that Colombo will put on this act as to have the suspects think of him as a bumbling idiot

and like this guy's just a tool and they let their guards down because of his, the way he behaves. Okay. Brian made a good point though. Like the like the other cops are never like, well, like, Columbus. Right. But the layout. Well, he had all your results as why? Well, jealousy. Yeah. It's open two eyes at once. Like, Columbus. Was he the one with the lolly pop that was called? That was called Jack. Yeah. could Jack was definitely the string

What was it? It was something he had something who a columba? Yeah, yeah, columba would only eat one thing to chili Really, yeah, that's also a sign that you that you're Yeah, you're all fucked up. No, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I believe that like that that I believe there's a lot of heroic and noble characters that like rolls throughout TV television history that probably wore autistic though. Colombo being one of them. Right. Yeah, I agree. You know, I believe all the three studios were too. Oh, is that why you guys were asking if Curly or Shump was better? Yeah. Oh, is that why you guys are asking if curly your shop was better?

Oh boy. So anyways, it recruiter. Wait, I want to say about getting them. I do want to give them because I was ready to pounce on them. Really? Because there was someone here asking about the hellblazers, right? Right. The which the new volume of rebirth, which one he should read and get them was like, I don't know, right? And I was ready to fucking store that in the bank. But then he did some real honest to goodness customer service. He goes, well, why don't we take a look? And he opened the bags and he held them open for the guy and he let the guy prove and then he put them back in the bag afterwards.

And I was like, you know what? I was like, I was ready to fucking get on him for like writing it off. But he really did put the extra mile in and on helping that customer out. Did the guy buy anything? And he did. Yeah, he did.

But so yeah, all right. So you know what, and that's what I've been go by anything? Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. But so yeah, all right. So, you know what, and that's what I've been told by other people I have to do. I have to acknowledge when he does good. Right. Just not admonish him. Do I say that right? Well, don't stop admonishing, I'm pleased.

See you. That's too good. When he does bad. But. Yeah, he did good. I was impressed. It sends me texts that are just so infuriating. I just want to fucking just throttle. I'm like across the story.

No, it says the attacks of the milling night. Can I ask you to please not close the windows on the computer. I store all my addresses in there. And I'm like, are you still fucking busy? That you can't go look up an address on eBay that you have to leave fucking thousand windows open that are dragging down the music. So I can't listen to anything without stuttering. You're not so busy, you're looking at Pokemon Go, shut the fuck up. Now, wrote that. I'm bleeding. And then he starts, I can see he's typing a response.

And then the typing stops. And then he won't answer. And I go, why wasn't this done? And why wasn't this done? Are you going to fucking blame so they Jeff? And you have no answer. And you have to answer it for two days. Hello.

Hello. You said, precroider. Let me reach out and make a simple request. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, look what he's calling the kettle black. Would zipperipper Cruder, he can post your job to 100 plus job sites.

Oh, those odds are not good for good. With just one click, then their powerful technology efficiently matches the right people to do your job better than anyone else. And that's why Zipper Cruder is different. Because unlike other job sites, Zipper Cruder does depend on candidates finding you. It finds them. In fact, over 80% of as dependent on candidates finding you, it finds them. In fact, over 80% of jobs posted on Zipper Cruder get a qualified candidate in just 24 hours.

Mm-mm-mm. Q, you're not gonna have to juggle emails or calls to your office and none of that shit now. So find out today why the Zipper Cruder has been used by businesses of all sizes to find qualified job candidates. Qualified is underlying. Maybe I should hit that hard. Like to find the find qualified job credit. Qualified is underline. Maybe I should maybe I should hit that hard like to find the most qualified job candidates. Nice. With immediate results. Thank you. Try Zip Recruiter for free. That's very free. Just go to ziprecruiter.com

slash TST. That's ziprecruiter.com slash TST. One more time. Try it for free. Tell them Steve. Oh no wait. Fuck it. Fucked it up. Oh well. Zipacruer.com slash T-E-S-D. Nice. I wanted to ask you guys too about you two woke mother fuckers about Bill Marr. What's our feeling on this guy? Using the N-I-D-O-G-E. I'm not gonna even spell the rest. Big mistake.

It's not a joke you make, right? And he's a liberal guy. He's known as a liberal guy, but it's a's not a joke you make right now in his liberal guy you know his liberal guy but it's a weird thing to say well again my personal belief is why the fuck would you say that? well I just don't understand why he would say it like first of all it's like why would you say it like what is the gain to it?

I think he thinks he's so liberal oh that's the best he's gonna get a pass thinks he's so liberal. Oh, that's the best. He's going to get a pass because he's so liberal, but there are, there are some things you can't get a pass on. Well, you can if it's given to you. I got, I want to find a, a, a black person to give me the pass. So I don't think that I think there's one person that, I think one person, you have to, I just use it around them though. I could be, they could be like, hey man, you're my end. And I would be like, yeah, you're my end too.

Because we're gonna get you to find that pass. Oh, I bet you I can. How about you on a bet? I know they could pass that would matter. It's gonna come out. I would never say it in public. I would just say it when I was hanging around. Oh, well, yeah, but I mean, I don't even know why you would.

It's like they clearly look like. It's like a child. clearly look like a child I just want to say it I want to say it get away with it what does who know mean yeah you're right I mean he's right. I just because somebody says you can't do it. I'm like, well, I want to do it then. Yeah.

Outside of the woods, I'd add a single onto a Wu Tang. I wouldn't say it. Yeah, you can see that. And even that, I wouldn't sing it in front of fucking black people. Right. So you got your windows down in your eye rock. You're in Staten Island. Yeah. Oh, he tops her off. Do in your Iraq, you're in Staten Island, you're fucking. Oh,

Do you feel uncomfortable when you're driving around and a song that comes on that you're listening to that may have that word predominantly used over and over, do you get a little like, oh, no, I, that I don't because it's clearly a song, but I wouldn't, I don't know if I'd be singing along to it. Which you stop bopping. I don't really bop as it is, but if I was a bop, I don't think I'd stop. So you're bopping along, okay? It's a two lane street, you're on a Richmond however, whatever.

And another white person pulls up, you don't stop singing, but if a black guy, that's racist, right? Is that racist? No, I think it's sensitivity. Yeah, I think it's an easy opposite of racist. Right, they're like, I don't want you to say. But you're assuming this guy doesn't want you to sing the song, even though those are

the lyrics. Well, look, here's the thing. I think that the black community has made it very clear in the last decade or so that they do not want to hear the word. They don't appreciate it. So, to me, it's like, does the word matter to me? No. So it doesn't matter me why I'm like, why if I'm fighting for it? I'm not fighting for it. I'm just like, all right, I got it. I said, don't say it. Like, breathable

Joker, but back said that's me. And also, do you? I'll never stop fighting. To like, it's sing this song in my Iraq without getting sideways glances It's one of those things I think that comes with maturity like why am I gonna? Why am I fighting no fight? Is it no point? Do the rap groups that you listen to are they? Do they drop that word a lot? I don't listen to boys to men of course.

Yeah, I don't know every third word. Yeah, new rap. I listen like old school. Who is who's your go-to? Well, who tank? Yeah, I've never heard Every fuck is that a word that was used a lot. I mean, it's the most word And you're not you're not you don't get a little uncomfortable Listen, what is listen to it by himself? I would say that makes me uncomfortable That would definitely make me have like I don't know if I should be listening to this

I don't I don't know if I have a right to listen to this Well, I grew up I'm sorry enough I won't listen to the blues I won't listen to rap Growing up in stem only 80s and 90s the Edward was accepted I don't know if it's not in the 80s and 90s, the end word was accepted. I'm only good enough to listen to Kip Winger. Okay. Somebody's been in his country years or?

Well, any years. He's so white and like, you know, I don't have to worry about it. Right. But I'm not kidding around. I definitely would feel not comfortable because I'm like, it's two it's not you know it's one of your girls got into NWA and they're playing it in the car like hey turn this on to

fuck the police crack that shit old man well I mean I know it's a cultural movement so I I mean I would have to be like I would probably applaud their their feelings on you know a question but your daughters are being pressed no no their feelings of like you know, oppression. But your daughters are being oppressed? No, no, they're feelings of like, you know, how they sympathize with you people who are being oppressed. Oh, okay. And they choose to listen to music that sings about, you know, stopping it.

Right. Is that what, is that what we think of? No. No, where they think about. I mean, look, they're saying about dealing drugs, about dealing with costs, about all that shit dude It's real real stuff same with NWA although like their members have gone on to like you know like ice cube Is it like Johnson family vacation of like super mainstream shit because eventually they were like well fuck it

You know how much money I can make doing this. Oh, yeah, of course, you know, that's the thing Drey Just producing people making so much fucking get in the entertainment business. This is the secret. I'm about to let everybody behind the curtain. The second you take a job in the entertainment business, as an entertainer, not crew, you've sold out. Start. Really? You've sold out the second your first album comes out. You've sold out the first scene you shoot in the TV final cast one we sold out sold out Well, maybe not us, but that's independent. That's different. I'm talking about we're indie Final catch to now that's what are walking a line. No, okay We're still in yeah, that was vicious as I recall

You just are like all right like like the grave diggers, right? Great their first album is fucking awesome. It's a rap hardcore rap. It's actually you if you really like any rap This is it because it's all horror themed It's all about the death and the and death coming for you and like grave diggers like literally they were like killing They were like this ones were out death and murder and stuff like that. I never heard of them They what did they hit big their first album was pretty fucking big. Yeah. But they would never mainstream because they're shits too out there. But their album in the States was called 6 feet deep. Everywhere else in the world, it's the best name ever. It was called...

Hey, my sense was up. It's like the fucking best name. It's the best name ever. And they, they, they, you know, the second they don't call it down in the States because like some saying... What year was it released? 90 Late 90s it was I want to say 97 98 Great album but like they made the choice not to call it that in the United States because it would hurt the brand No, that is the brand, but like the well it hurt sales

I don't know what I carry it but whatever the second that they fucking made that kind of consideration is when people say you sell out You can't do it. Oh, it's such a great album 94 Q 94 all right Never heard of it. Yeah, did they still perform now one of the members died and then they put out three albums and Second one was actually really good and then by the by the end the third album, the group was all broken up and one member died. Now is this Rizzo the same as, yeah, same as Wu Chen, right? Yeah, Rizzo produced it. I think Prince Prince, why is that?

And they were like in the, in the States, we're going to call it six feet deep because people will get to worked up about in it in 90s and the early 90s In the 90s. Yeah, they were like they were they were just trying to avoid it, but it put like The group's name means digging graves of the mentally dead and it stood for resurrecting the mentally dead from their state of Uneawareness and ignorance. I mean one song is the whole song is about different ways to commit suicide Right. It's fucking dude. It's the album's awesome It's I'll make the album's awesome. I'll make a copy. He'll never release it. Is there a lot of, they throw that word around a little? There's a lot of that in there. You know what? I'll just bring you that one. Can you do some light

editing and then like just beep out the words? Yeah, if you got the time. But now go, why? Now you're taking away, because they're all black. So you are going to remove their ability to say it, I can't sense them from saying it. That's not my place. Maybe you and your roles can listen to it in blackface to try to get as close to the experience as you can. Oh, you want my girls listen to this?

Yeah, of course. Why not? About suicide and stuff. And would all the words that they're throwing around? Come on, she's 18. Not the younger one, not at least. She's a little too young for that stuff. Oh, I think so. This song called Bang Your Hand.

Really? I thought she'd be like, what? Fuck, is this? Yeah. I think she would be very, very like, she would thought I'd lost her mind. Girls, I got some new music. You ever hear of Grease? Digas?

I think it's... What a know what their album was called in other countries? I don't remember. Yeah, well, in that great title though. It's great. It's so good, man. Diggas What a know what the album was called in other countries Yeah, well in that great title though. It's so good man Yeah, but I put on the green Reaper. He's the guy who died Who's a young guy? Yeah, he died here to cancer Fucking cancer man gets you That's him. Yeah, so Bill Marguerci has to apologize everybody apologizes right? I mean like I mean like I said I had to do it Q's had to do it. You're the only one that

The only one that has a has a they would some call it a spine Yeah, yeah, I'm no fucking a vertebrae like you do you Brian, when he stayed on my house for right tonight, we watched the puppet masters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Full moon. Yeah. What's your first three?

Yeah. What's your first three? Yeah. What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three?

What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three? What's your first three? and Nazi, like the whole fucking mythology is really not so much of that. I'm like, have I seen this before? Because it's like, it's nothing but Nazi. It's crazy. And then, and then as a series progresses, they double and triple down on Nazi imagery. You're like, what the fuck am I looking at?

Dude, every shot of the second one, they have like, if it's just like a warehouse, there'll be just a random picture of Hitler hanging out. That was a third one. That was a third one. That was a third one. Do you know who fucking adored that series? Sunday Jeff? Sunday Jeff bought an E.P. How did I know?

A puppet master shit that came down the pike. And it is shit. I mean, he was buying like the like, let you let's say Blade is issued an action figure and he's got like a red button instead of a black button Yeah, you're like I gotta get that black. I gotta get that red button one like why you got the other four variants What do you need the red one too? God have the red one just wait in the face And then they're they oh my god. He adored that series. I don't know what to say about that Why is weird because it sucks Oh, you know you guys don't know what to say about that. Why? It is weird, because it sucks.

Oh, you guys don't like it? No, we love it. For all the wrong reasons, though. I can't tell what they were going for. The whole time, you're just like, I don't know what's going on. I have a, I think the first movie to pop a stone sky up until like, one of the, like, I mean, spoiler. I heard from a movie from 1989, 1989 but like the movie opens with these

Nazi guys trying to get into this puppet maker's house and when they finally get any fucking literally blows his head off on screen. Yeah, let's hotel the bodega bodega. Let me see if I could use a pre-short. If I could rattle off the puppets in the in the puppet mass universe of murder is leech woman. Leech woman who had like a black who we learned was the soul of his wife. She had a black. That's the other thing when we found that every every single puppet in the in the series

is a is a is someone who's a Jewish person that was killed by the Nazis. Like it is fucking deep dude. It's crazy. But yeah, got a leach woman had a like a black phalic things to get out of her mouth. Leach's came out of her mouth. Oh, leeches. Yeah, she would spit them on people who would we also notice that like no like everyone loses the use of their arms.

They're lying on the ground. They're like, I just like 100% of it. Someone would trip and maybe like, I'm gonna be up there. And then they got five leeches. Do you think do you think if in a world where let's say puppet master was real was real and puppets attacked you. Do you think there's any chance a puppet could take you down? No.

I don't think so. Well, they, they universally stab somebody in the leg. Like every time I wish that. Not even. You just jab your thigh. Like a pencil or something. There was a, oh, fuck pinhead. Yes.

He's probably, well, not the most famous one. No, Blade is the famous one. Six shooter? Yeah, who for some reason? He's maybe just laugh all the time. He always does this thing. He's like every single time he's on scene. Torch?

Yes. Who's the most Nazi of all? Because the way that he would kill him, he was even in the most house of the and then then the fucking flames would come out of him upraised arm um Am I missing any? I'm missing Once and I remember you got the jester. Oh, yeah, the jester that's right with a fucking sour post on his face. Yeah, he was a bit of a puzzle Uh Yeah, the gesture that was right. Who's right with a fucking sour post on his face. Yeah, he was a bit of a puzzle. Uh, gesture, pinhead, uh, there was a Chinese one that only appeared in the first scene

of the first movie and then you never saw him again. Yeah, but there's like 10 of them. That's the other thing we didn't know. We were like, holy shit. We kept making them. Oh, 10, oh you mean 10 movies? I mean, 10 movies. Oh, 10 movies.

10 movies. And the guy like the, uh, the maker one now. Yeah. That's crazy. full moon still around. Yeah, and honestly it looks just as crappy as the first now Yeah, I mean never did they did any of them ever play theatrically He said the first one did an unlimited release in the rest of the director video So so you can look forward to well in to that well 2017 So, so you can look forward to well into that well 2017 puppet master access termination and then in 2018 puppet master the littlest rike

They are not there not giving up the Nazi And they're bad guys in the first To the first movie and a half their bad guys and and then they become good guys for no fucking reason the puppets are the puppets Well, I well, I would assume that they were they were going to be used to kill all their Nazi tormentor no because they they wake up the most first movies modern modern times nineteen eighties and they're just going to start killing everybody you don't really know why and then the old man that shoots himself is a guy who made them back in even though he has to be a hundred years old. He was old in the fucking World War II, but then they turn on him twice. He set up as the hero, but then later movies, it's so fucking confusing.

Yeah, there's a lot of shit where you're like, I don't know what's going on here. I don't know if they shot him in America or... Oh, it's nuts. No, but Daga bay is from the birds That's where that's where they went in the kitchcock's the birds that was the place where they go back But dig a bay and I guess they made this painting or this like 3d Like painted glass something that do they use at every opportunity Yeah, to be like hey, we're in but dig a bay like they show this castle. Oh my god. Yeah. I remember I remember Full Moon was a staple of video stories that castle freak. Dolls I think. Dolls. Doll man.

Dramatic toys. Dramatic toys. That's right. Barry Olivrat. They had all these like shitty shitty horrible. Yeah Some of these rent on you'd rent on a Friday night, right? Yeah, that's what we did We read it on Friday night. Oh you are going a little throwback 80s Friday Yeah, they were on blue ray though not like clamshells That was the thing when you go to a video store the old clamshell and bring it to the counter You got this what we like doing that. I mean, in our last series, we did with all the American pie directed video movies.

Oh, I was horrible. Yeah, the Papa Master is better than that. American pie was a comedy, right? Yeah, but they did, they did direct to video sequels. Really? That were fucking unwatchable. Like, we can, you know, and you see something like, naked mile, naked mile you're like alright there's something to it and then like nobody's naked like what the fuck is that it's so bad yeah we do a lot of little

stupid shit film fest why don't they start telling that story the puppet master shit yeah something about us on Friday night i can't remember oh how obsessed you got with uh with um Chris Pratt giving an apology for to death people. He was like, he would have stopped talking about it. He was going on and on. Like Chris Pratt, is it made of boo boo? He, I mean, according to, I just set him off.

So he was settling everybody. According to, I guess, people who were like, not death people people but people that were like, hey man that's fucking insensitive. So he made a video I guess for what the fuck is this? So he made a video right? This is Star a month ago. To extend a long-winded, I'm sorry, to his 11 million plus followers. He urged, I guess he made this video for Guardians of the Galaxy 2, and he urged his viewers to turn up the volume and not just read the subtitles, which many in the hearing impaired community saw as dismissive, given that they don't have that option. So in his apology

post, Chris Pratt explained that. He said, this is what he says. He said that he only phrased the request in that way so people wouldn't scroll past the video on mute, thus watching and digesting the information in the video. So he explains why he said it, which has nothing to fucking do with deaf people. We're hearing in parrots or whatever the fuck. However, however, I realize now doing so is incredibly insensitive to the many folks out there who depend on subtitles. More than 38 million Americans live with some sort of hearing disability, so I want to apologize. As always, I control my social media. Nobody else, and I'm doing this only because I'm actually really sorry. Apologies are powerful, and I don't dole them out, Willie Nilly.

This is one of those moments where I screwed up and here's me begging your pardon. So that's how fucking upset he was. I think he was right though. I think he was right. I mean, he's got so much on the line. He's like, I am not going to lose what I have worked my whole life for because of something stupid like this. I like Chris Pratt.

And I liked him before he was popular. Well, I think the point here is that part of the job His job is to just be as palatable and as broad as possible. That's his job description That's why I'm not Prispring you got to apologize to the deaf people, but do you think deaf people were offended? I don't know, but if they want if one was even one star Lord best gets to apologize And that's that's but then that's what I'm talking about like when I talk even one ant doesn't does is is turned off by Chelsea Clinton

rants or whatever that's like you got to do a Chris Pratt. You got to just suck a little ant dick. Yeah, once in a while. Never got flags to move. Never. I know. Q wants flags one flag. I don't know This is this is gonna be a true litmus test of flag love of flag Just fucking awesome. They look great the flags are awesome, but I'm just like I'm a little worried that people are really like

That's okay. They're so bad ass to like who's be able to, who's gonna be able to leave it outside? Oh, you put it outside? You're gonna be in your dorm room. Well, I don't have a, I don't have a flexible. I don't have a flight pole, but I don't know. If I had a flight, I don't run it up to flight pole, huh? Yeah. Yeah, should.

I'm definitely gonna hang it in my house somewhere. All right. I just think they looked so badass that they could be mistaken for real motorcycle gang stuff. That's how badass they look. So you think you might get knocked the hell off his bike. He's like right around with his flag and they're like, look at this fucking fairy. And then they run you off the road.

Bring it. You're like, wait, guys, just go to merch table. He's going to be like me. No, I think Chris Pratt's got to do what he's got to do, man. He can't lose that Star Lord gig. Well, he's at Jurassic Park gig or whatever other gigs. You know, all the other gigs that are coming down the playboy. I bet you he's also like, I don't want to remove the enjoyment of Star Lord from people. I bet you it's not just motivated by money. He's also like I've created something that people love and I want everybody to love it and

I think that I think that I think that Even though it's on a much more gigantic scale going to the galaxy disagree the TSD is like you know I mean you got people going like well It's a tired of my enjoyment of it. We start polarizing one side over the other and then there are people who are start polarizing one side over the other. And then there are people who are like, people get chubby and I shit. And I got those emails too. I can't order.

I can't order. It's hard to figure out what to do because you got some people who are like, no, no, no, it's not. There was one asshole who was like, you are fucking soft and you're a piece of shit. Let Brian do what he wants to do. And I noticed on the bottom of this fucking thing,

that he was like the executive. Sorry, Brian Johnson. He was the executive of some big fucking company. Good for him. So I wrote back and I was just like, so as an executive, would you go out and like, how would you share holders or the board feel if you were tweeting stuff that was causing people to maybe not be like, well, you know what, oh, they take a certain political stance. I'm not going to go with this company.

He wrote back, you're right. I wouldn't do it. He goes, what he should have written back was like, if one of my boarded directors didn't certain political stance I'm not going to go with this company hero back you're right. I wouldn't do it he goes. What he should have written back was like if one of my boarded directors didn't know it's Cinco de Mayo man I wouldn't give a fuck. Well I was like you know you want me to say Tom Steve Dave but I want to say Troy just waiting about Colombo. Oh, what is that?

You want to just wait you want to just hold it the next week? No, I don't care. You have to like first we're going to suspense as to who Colombo is Mom, man, he's gotta be the most one of the most famous to TV detectives of all time Definitely. I mean Colombo was a fucking staple. I can't but oh absolutely Colombo Seems I'm wrong. I thought he goes to a thing. I do it all the time at work Ciao, hey I do it all the time at work.

Ciao, hey, that is fucking detective going on when I closed. He goes, I don't know that I'd call him autistic, just very quirky. So maybe a centric, boring. I think I'll get him an apology. Well, you better get to it like Chris Pratt, you fucking pussy. Tell him Steve Dave. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna a bad guy. I'm gonna go back to the place where I was going to be and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was going to be and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was going to be and I'm gonna go back to the place

where I was going to be and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was going to be and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was going to be and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was going to be We're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here, we ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful.

I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one.

I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one.

I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful.

I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ nd nd nd nd nd nd

nd nd nd I'm a man I'm gonna go back to the place where I was I'm gonna go back to the place where I was I'm gonna go back to the place where I was I'm gonna go back to the place where I was

I'm gonna go back to the place where I was I'm gonna go back to the place where I was I'm I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. The This has been the production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.