Tell Em Steve-Dave - #341: Spooky Puss

Episode Date: June 24, 2017

Q tries to get arrested in Paris. The TESD brand takes to the sky. A reincarnated Walt is still going steady. Music: Relative Blood - #4...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Time Steve Dave presents... ...Everkiller. With encounters in the past, some of the kind... ...with kind God and God, not a on a good, in time, just on. It's weeks up to say... This week's episode... Hello and welcome to Tellum Steve Dave Presents Overkill! I was watching the grammar scene, I like the barren man, I wish you would get dressed Oh I was watching the grammar see I like the Baron man. I wish you would get dressed up for it every time we do it here What for the sake of the top pat yeah
Starting point is 00:01:17 Spit blood all over the place you had told me I would have did it. I would have brought my I would run my ensemble with me Next time the next overkill we do I promise to come dress as the Baron. Should we live stream it? I don't know if it, I think people will be very, very disappointed when it's just, you know, just the top hat. Right, and it will the cape too. I have our costumes, I just found them. The robes? The robes of the crosses. Oh really?
Starting point is 00:01:39 Yeah, I just found them yesterday. People love the overkill's cue. I get so much, if there's anything I get a lot about regarding Tom Steve Davis please don't ever stop doing overkill they love them right but you were you missed the last overkill I did I was away and we I think we suffered I think we suffered mightily maybe the most most apparent time, most, uh, apparent time, how, how much your, um, attendance factors in was, uh, was on that overkill because we went into areas that we should not have gone into. We allowed overkill to become political and we paid a heavy price for it.
Starting point is 00:02:17 What was up, I guess you don't want to retread, but, uh, get them started talking about stargate and Iraq and, uh and Start defending people right left. I don't think it was get them's topic that I got What did I talk it was your boy the rich Conspiracy and oh the Seth rich thing. Yeah, I didn't even see that as that political All the next day. I was like oh my god That's what caused the whole Chelsea Clinton thing the whole Chelsea Clinton thing I think was spurt upon by your tweeting and talking about that thing But I think a lot of people listen to the most current episode and it was that and they heard you
Starting point is 00:02:53 You know doing the Fox News talking points about the Seth Rich and they put two and two together It was the list verse talking points But they were the only cable news station who Who reported the the conspiracy theory? talking points, not finding this. But they already only cable news station who reported the conspiracy theory. Right. Which is, is it a conspiracy theory if it's an unsolved murder? Well, I've had to say, well, it could have been, it could have been a Martian just as well as somebody who is from the DNC who did it. Which is not, which is, again, is not true because it's been proven that people are in the DNC, a Martian has never been proven.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Okay, but I think it could have been get them. So you think that there's as much of a chance that get them shot this guy as a member of the DNC? There's just as much. Even a rogue member. There's just as much evidence that get them did it. Well, there's just as much evidence, but just as likely. If I'm telling you, if my child was murdered, I'm not, and it's not solved,
Starting point is 00:03:52 I'm not asking anyone to shut anything. Right. I'm like, whatever you think could be a possibility and could be investigated. You want to fit some action? You're smart guy. You could see that you could see it's starting to take a political slant.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I like they're using him. Yeah. Right. I think you then would speak up, though. And I think you would be like, this is bullshit. Right. You know, you don't even care about my son. You're just trying to destroy the Democratic party by using this against him.
Starting point is 00:04:22 And then I'm like, Tom, Steve Dave. In order to spread Tom Steve Dave away. This is the last week of, uh, uh, Cinco TSD my or yeah, I think this will be the last official week. We haven't been right on date lately. Yeah, let me check. Well, why does it have to be a one-month celebration?
Starting point is 00:04:39 Can't Tom Steve Dave away? This month be two months? I don't think the answer is. It should be from mid June to mid July. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just carries over.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Yeah, I mean, the best. It's like even more fucked up. It's named after another month. And it's placed in between two months. Two months. How can we do that? Yeah, it's done. All right, done.
Starting point is 00:04:59 So it's mid June to mid July. In a minute, we're right in the thick of it right right now we've still got one two three For we've got five weeks of Cinco T does my no there's no day. It's just sinko tell them TSD my oh What are you gonna do? Are you doing anything special in your party? You're gonna do anything on telling you my only goal while I'm hanging out with Moja for a couple days in Paris My only goal is to get that fucking sticker the top the four color demons Batch on on the Eiffel Tower. Can you take a photo of it?
Starting point is 00:05:34 After you do it. Yes, but I will not post the photo until I'm out of the country All right, do people do that do people put stuff on the Eiffel Tower? I'm sure it's a part of it. It's a part. They don't what is that hard to do? I've never been but I can't imagine look I could I'm sure I can get it in some bullshit spot But that's not what I want or you're gonna bring I want it like somewhere where like everybody walks by But if you put it somewhere or when she's though is immediately gonna be scraped off I think it's great dog no matter what if you hide it can you scale the old I can't even like half way through one
Starting point is 00:06:06 Fucking wants a goddamn genius. Thank you. Well, where are you hiding it? Because if you're hiding it then nobody's seeing that he's gonna tweet it after his out of the country He's gonna hit tweet where it's hidden. Oh, and he's like Find it. Hey, Frank whoever the French president is Fuck you and fuck you ever something You hide it. Yeah. And then when you're on a plane safely out of the country and they can't arrest you. Not in French airspace.
Starting point is 00:06:29 You know, and we're turning the plane around. You want to pull a midnight express as you're trying to. Now I do now I want to do that. It's got a bunch of four color demon stickers strapped to. Oh, Johnny. Billy. Billy. Oh, really.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Oh, really. But like, and you tweet that it's that stickers up there and it's hidden and anybody who takes a photo of it and Hashtags you were Brian yeah Not like a wall like you like you know like find it. That's like a great little great little game I'm sure a lot of ants. I'll see if I can pull that off. Do you think you're watching the whole time in the F-Tower? I don't know. It seems like the whole country is on a high alert. Can't you as a special request as an American celebrity like have a private- Don't worry about me. I feel like IJ plays there. I don't think they care. I don't care about you. Yeah, I don't care about me. What are you doing in
Starting point is 00:07:21 person? Spending time with Moser in like, what's supposed to be the most romantic city in the world? Yeah. Well, that's where he lives. What do you want me to tell you? I can't tell you. I'm just rolling on a Paris to see Moser. Well, I'm going to Khan.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Khan, Khan. Oh, you're going to the same festival? Well, it's a television festival. They're flying us out to do... You're going to be toppling. It's going to be toppling us on a yacht. And then we're done Wednesday and then I was like well I could just fly home where I can just jump to 45 minute flight hanging on mojure for three days. So that's I'm doing
Starting point is 00:07:52 Alright, well romance it a little bit Can't have to put the stick Get arrested Locating cover for you. I don't think most would do it. I gotta be honest with you Yeah, you know, I don't think you would do it. You don't think he created diversion. No, I don't think motion would do it. I got to be honest with you. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you would do it. You don't think he created diversion. No. I don't think so. Hmm. I think you'd
Starting point is 00:08:10 be like, I know you should do this and we're talking about putting a sticker on. Yeah, but if it's I think of it something that I use this guy. I need a distraction. Use the video. I'm going to do it. We're talking about Moser. I don't use the scale flag poles to steal flags. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:08:23 I mean, but I said I'm going to do it. You're just we're talking about Moser. I don't think moja would cover no All right, you can't you do it and pretend that you were doing it for as a stunt for your television show? Well, hopefully I'm gonna do it not towards when you get caught My plan is to do it not get caught Is there any way you can trick moja into creating a diversion? But why? Why would I do it just be like he's got a gun. Oh my god Just yell it
Starting point is 00:08:50 Are you gonna try to hide it or are you gonna try to put it in a visible? I'm gonna try and do both Okay, I'm gonna try to bring two stickers. Yeah, I'll bring two stickers All right, yeah, I'm also gonna bring a four-color demon bumper sticker. Okay. I'm gonna try and get it on a French police car Now got this trip planned out. Yeah, like what an itinerary. Yeah, I know Yeah, I'll see some fucking escargo bullshit, but mainly this is this is what I'm there. I'm gonna visit from it's Yeah, you're defusing our monuments I Look forward to this to the tweet with the picture. One way or another that tweet's coming up. Nice. Whether it be my mug shot, my French mug shot or. And how else
Starting point is 00:09:32 can any ideas if you guys thought about any other ideas that listeners can do to celebrate any kind of like any kind of thing they can do for awareness. It's like I thought maybe they could walk maybe we can have like a walk. Like a march? Yeah, like you can get sponsors to walk, how do they do these walks? Or if you walk 20 miles, you get something. Well, generally it's for the march of dimes or some charity. And you go around to people and you're like, hey, if I walk 20 miles, you give me a dollar per mile or whatever. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:03 So once they get the money, are they sending it to us? What are they doing with the money they raise? Well, we'll use it to help, so maybe to fund a commercial spot or something. We'll use money to go towards spreading, help spreading awareness. Okay. Over the course of a year. Right. I see this turning into the Wycliffe John debacle.
Starting point is 00:10:23 What did you do? I remember it was was the years ago, like when Haiti had that earthquake and he set up the charity, and then everyone started accusing him of like paying himself to play at the charity cons. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, like it was a whole big set. So this would be against him off for us to do for like raise money. No, as long as you're off front about it, you can do anything you want. Yeah, we're just going to use it to spread the word. Yeah. Something very big. Spread the word. What word? I'll rent. We could rent like one of those planes that takes the sign over the beaches in the summertime. Usually you see the radio station. Yeah, how would you think
Starting point is 00:11:04 that costs? I could find out we did it on the show. Did you put sales phone number on it flew it over a beach It's got to be at least 500 bucks. Oh, I'm sure we could make a radio I can do that in a heartbeat. I could divert you know, we're doing that That charity from Manchester. I could divert 500 bucks from that from Manchester. I could divert 500 bucks from that. No, it's not. It's gonna be good. No, no, no. That would be catastrophic.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Okay, here you go. It's really not that much. Well, $100 to set up like your banner and then $350 per hour of flight. Why don't we just get listeners to do it all? Like, if they could have local things to do that, you know, and then they send in the video and we can post it. So we're like design a banner and then have it flown wherever the fuck you would. Well the banners could just be like you whole made banner. People are gonna see it from You're like it reminds me like when you go like you're driving and you see it like on a telephone pole someone who's written something like about a garage sale in like on a telephone pole, someone who's written something like about a garage sale, in font that's like like two or three.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Right. How the fuck do you expect anyone, even at a stop sign to read this little when they're driving by? Yeah, you're right. The banner would have to be huge. The banner has to be huge. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:12:17 So maybe the banner isn't the best way to get us the money and we'll figure it the fuck out. That wouldn't be bad though. Well, I mean, we could do that technically. Like, if we got a big tell them Steve Dave banner, right? And I mean, we could do that technically. Like if we got a big tell them Steve Dave Banner, right? And this summer, we could ship it out. Like we get like if we fly over the Jersey Shore, or you could do it as a sure, but let's say, let's say there's like a group, like these group of ants pull their money together. And like, hey, we got enough money.
Starting point is 00:12:39 We want to, we got to rent it. The plane send us to Banner. We could ship the banner out to them. And the banner could go make Its way across the country. It could yeah, I mean I know they do it on like by the shore because you can fly lower over the ocean there But you know that could be on both coasts. I mean there. I'm sure they do these things over like amusement parks Yeah It's a flag
Starting point is 00:13:01 The possibilities are endless. This is how engine starts choking Steve Dave playing. Now, do you think that's a viable tool in today's world? The plane carrying a message, do you think it helps at all? I look up every time. Every time. Have you ever been prompted to act upon what you've seen in the air on that on that on that line? I'm already aware of the rat, which is really the air on that on that on that line. I'm already aware of the rat,
Starting point is 00:13:27 which is really the only one that I can remember like the radio station. I don't listen to regular radio, so no. So no, no. But even if it didn't get any listeners, the first podcast ever to have a question plain flying a banner, that would be flying a banner. I'm ready to do it right now. I'm in. All right. Let's do it. We'll do it this summer. Do you think different days
Starting point is 00:13:53 cost more like fourth of July? Probably cost more, right? Yeah. But it has to be. A lot of eyes between. Sync OTSD, my own. Yeah. So July. Sometime in July. July area. We'll look into it There's there you go that's spread and awareness me Did you ever did you find out about commercial time on IJ? How are we looking there? Uh, I didn't I completely forgot my I'll text him here right now 30 seconds. It's all we need. 30 seconds of your time, Mr. Simeon. It doesn't have to be in prime time. We want a second.
Starting point is 00:14:32 It could be, I wanted a... It could be with infomercial. It could be anywhere in the 2 a.m. to 4 a.m. slot. How about you even that is like, whoa. I don't know. What's your favorite color, buddy? I can. Purple.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Yeah. Purple doesn't fit in here. We're talking about blue. We're talking about blue apron. The number one fresh ingredient recipe delivery service in the country. You know what their mission is? No. Well, you're about to find out to make incredible home cooking accessible to everyone.
Starting point is 00:15:07 And they achieved this by, what is it? Blue apron, it chews this by supporting a more sustainable food system, setting the highest standard for ingredients of building a community of home chefs. Here's the good thing. Families that cook together, stay together. So we're gonna get some blue apron, and you're gonna make me dinner. What do you think of that? Um, I just fly. we're gonna get some blue apron and you're gonna make me dinner. What do you think of that? I just fly. You're gonna try? All right, that's all you can do is try.
Starting point is 00:15:31 But if you mess it up, whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo I wouldn't wanna be you. Research shows that blue apron family's cook nearly three times more often. You're gonna cook me dinner at least three times a week. What do you think of that? Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:43 You know, not all ingredients are created equal. So, come on, the real difference here is everything's fresh. It's affordable, there's variety, it's flexible, it's easy and it's guaranteed. So what are you gonna do after we get done with this commercial? You're gonna go on your computer. What color's your computer? Papa?
Starting point is 00:16:04 Mooo, it should be blue. And you're going to go to blueaprin.com slash T-E-S-D. And you're going to love how it feels and taste to create incredible home cooked meals with blue apron. So you got an overkill? I do. I think you'll like it. Please tell me it's not political this time. It's well it's Seth Rich part to No, it's about It's about UFOs Nice a place called big-a-low ranch big-a-low. Yeah, which is formerly known as skin walker ranch or Sherman Ranch Which was the people who owned it? Skin-former ranch. It's on school, right? Yeah
Starting point is 00:16:43 It's in northwest Utah and is home to countless UFO sightings, animal mutilations, and other strange occurrences. Mysterious happenings have been documented since the 50s, and some of the most bizarre stories happen to a pair of ranchers named Terry and Gwen Sherman after they bought it in 1994. First day they moved to the property, they saw a large wolf out in the pasture, they even went to pet the wolf as it seemed tame. It was docile with them, but ended up grabbing a calf by the snout through the bars of its enclosure.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Terry shot at the wolf with a pistol. The bullets had no effect. Space wolf. A space wolf, right? They tried tracking the wolf, but the track stopped abruptly as if it had vanished. No, it flew. Okay. I mean, I don't know why they don't have that written down here, fucking idiots. They were constantly plagued by such events as UFO sightings, intelligent floating orbs, reputed to have incinerated three of their dogs. How do they know their intelligence, these orbs?
Starting point is 00:17:41 I don't know. I'm not sure how they're not smarter than get them as I'm sure they'll fucking tell you. But inexplicable cryptids and grew some cattle mutilations. It got so bad that two years later they sold the ranch to Robert Bigelow, which is who. Why do you think that the aliens are always mutilating cattle? I think maybe they're trying to examine them or whatever, and they just end up like. By now, they're not very gentle.
Starting point is 00:18:12 How many times, how many cattle do they need? You think the first couple times? Well, how many ainesis do they need to probe? I mean, aliens are famous for two fucking things. Fucking up cattle and sticking their fingers or whatever people's asses. I didn't think it was a thing. Probes, well they say probe.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Yeah, I'm probed. It's a medical device, it's not just. I don't know, I do, and I just went to the fucking doctor. Do you? Unless we get probed? Unless it was a gray because, Yeah, it was just as an alien actually. I think it was more of a costume party than a doctor's office.
Starting point is 00:18:46 But I wanted to, there's another part that I think you're going to like. There was a big foot like creature, poltergeist activity. The amazing Randy sent them what's called the Piggisus award. Piggisus. It's a tongue-in-cheek award presented by noted skeptic James Randy. He seeks to expose parapsychological paranormal or psychic frauds. And so they got a Piggasus award. How do you spell that? PIGASUS. And here's the plaque. You can see it. It's a pig with wings when pigs fly.
Starting point is 00:19:23 black, you can see it. It's a pig with wings when pigs fly. Dude, we should submit the Prussian Kiss and Skull to get a picket. Well, then it would be proven or debunked. Yeah, we don't want to. I just won't look over any kind of awards. I know. I get. I was thinking about that. You're being said dejected about not being on like time. Yeah. Do you think that it's a testament to the quality of those podcasts or a testament to whoever's making
Starting point is 00:19:52 that list saying, as far as our readers are concerned, what podcasts are they most likely to dig? And even if they had heard us, they'd be like, these guys are just saying shit that nobody who reads time is going to appreciate. Yeah. I think there's something to that. I'm sure, you know, but it doesn't, it doesn't matter though. I think just just achieving getting on time would be an amazing feat as a podcast to listen to. I mean, I don't think that that, I don't think you should look at it as like, well, we don't want to be on time. No, I'm not saying that. Well, I mean, I just justify why we're not on time. No, I was just
Starting point is 00:20:39 always wondering about it. Like, I mean, not wondering why we weren't on it. I mean, God, there's 20 million podcasts and 50 got on there. But I was like that that could be a reason for the same reason that we're not on Huffington Post because they like dog shit. You know. Well, but I mean I understand that's your your defense like you know that's your justification. Your defense mechanism's kicking and you know you you you don't love me Yeah, you don't want to I'm too real you don't want it You don't want to show them that it matters you want to really put on the facade that you don't care And I get it's not a facade
Starting point is 00:21:21 Trust me. I don't give a fuck about time. No, oh man, I'm telling you. Not at all. Like I see, if I see like, oh, the time release, they're 50 top podcasts, there's no, I would be fucking so blown away. If I saw our name on there, I'd be like, what the fuck, how did this happen? Like, it would just be, I just wouldn't be able to believe,
Starting point is 00:21:41 I'd be like, they fucked up. Like somebody who works at time is an ant and they snuck it That's it right. Yeah, but why why why isn't our? I mean we've done everything that we can do we we've we've got the the longevity we've got the consistent schedule we've got the A-lister got. Yeah, we got an a-lister We've got the a- A-lister?
Starting point is 00:22:02 Yeah, we got an a-lister. We should be more so than, I mean, you've got to, you've got to cop to the fact that there are podcasts that made it on there that don't have any notable. I don't think that the time magazine, staff or really the readership would know what in practical joke is at all We're not that Put your on constantly so I yeah on a channel that they would They would get away from you think it's too little bit a little bit too. I think it's too low brow. Yeah, I don't want to say it I'm glad you said it for yeah, yeah, everyone else is
Starting point is 00:22:38 We weren't sure if you heard Well, I love low bruh, man. I love your show. I do. I'm not even stuck. We don't need the suckest dick. I don't mean that's what I don't. I don't have to stop. I'll do it for a different reason later on. But as far as the show's concerned, I genuinely enjoy it. I really like you. I think that eventually true TV is going to I think that eventually true TV is going to surpass us in terms of class. Oh They did there yet for no
Starting point is 00:23:17 With hack my life. Yeah, but now that you've seen that you've seen the you've seen them move away from the classness. Oh Yeah, well no, they're full on comedy. They're full on comedy network now and they've moved away from the Extremely low brow. Yes. Without hardening is no one employed. But now they're getting the same like Amy Sederis as I show on now. That's Amy Sederis and she's she's like considered like a high brow comedian. Oh fuck yeah. And I and I know there's some things coming down the pike that are of that ilk. So I think that they're really trying to get your own grave. By the time we're on, I honestly think we're going to do 10 seasons of this fucking show. And then I don't
Starting point is 00:23:54 know how we got it's the end of the season. So I'm like, fuck this fuck everybody, fuck everybody's mother. Like I'm in that place, but yeah, I would not be spread ten seasons, but at certain point You got a fucking pack it in you can't be doing this shit for fucking decade It would be amazingly like you got to season 20. I can't won't happen dude But wouldn't it be fucking funny? Like these guys playing pranks on each other. I think you're more likely to see us go away and do movies or go away And then like when we're in our fucking 50s do like a reunion episode here or there. Yeah, I don't think that
Starting point is 00:24:31 I don't think I want to do it Like another another 13 years. I couldn't do it. I look we're not in cash grab territory yet What we're doing it for the money? Mm-hmm, but we will get will get there eventually and that's one we'll pack it in. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you do think you'll know when it like because every show has it where it's like, oh, almost every show has it. I think as long as you introduce the like there's a baby Joker.
Starting point is 00:24:58 No, I think that we look at contracts up. We're going to negotiate for contract, and I would bet that that was, because of our choice, the last run. So whatever they sign us for, I think it's gonna be it. That'll be it. That's what I think. And I think they'll sign us for at least two more seasons, that'll bring us to nine, but I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to get three out of us. Yeah, but I got a fucking I hate my life back to I can't be working this hard for fucking
Starting point is 00:25:31 forever So you think they're going towards all comedy. I already have that kills my plan. What was your plan? I was watching I've seen them all so it's starting to get boring, but like files. Oh God you put fucking battella. Oh, she like like It's all she watches. It's fucking she will she will put on the TV and a forensic file will come on and she will know the case And how it ended already yeah, like she you know father was a police new city detective so she's into all that But I think true owns the rights and I was like I was because all the cases are like from like the late 80s into like the 90s Yeah, like the video is like the center of the screen. Oh, yeah, it doesn't even go wide-screen. Yeah, it's all like old school shit And I was wondering like why did they ever stop like why do they stop making this show because it has a lot of seasons like 18 seasons or something
Starting point is 00:26:19 I don't know you want me to look it up because it's there's it's and there's I mean there's a never ending stream of fucking cases that you can do on the show, right? You would think. I think that, I think the, uh, the other channel has picked up the, like, I did channel is... stepped in the vacuum of forensic files and they filled that void. Yeah. There's a lot of shows on I did, I didn't like, I haven't watched it in some... And forensic files was good because it was a half hour
Starting point is 00:26:46 I don't think it's over yet. It was a half hour and it was what's his name's voice I just can't see I just can't see in practical jokers on a ten and a ten Like the practical jokers introduced just stark like the apradical jokers introduced it. Like, I'm going anywhere. Yeah, because someone was murdered and varied for fucking three years. And this episode, somebody's poisoned with any free. Just like every other episode.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Yeah, it's cyanide. Like that somebody got from like rap poison. Only ended in October of 2016. Oh, really? I thought they did like a special episode in 2016. It says original release was from April 23, 1996, October 16, 2016. Hmm. Somebody denounced it as like unsolved mysteries with the joke.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Oh no, you're right. I'm sorry. The show first ran from 1996 to 2011 2011 then four additional episodes were created in 2016 It's an interesting show to watch just to see people who think they're fucking smarter than the cops forensic detectives forensic this and forensic that like oh, I'll smart these guys You watch that show you learn you cannot add smart anybody I think those shows I thought I think. But I think those shows have taught people better ways to kill. Maybe they still get caught, but boy, they have changed murder though. You think so? Do I, you don't think so that
Starting point is 00:28:20 they have that hasn't changed the way people murder? I don't, I think stupid people will always make stupid mistakes. Well, if you're talking about murder in the heat of the moment, but if you're talking about planning a murder, those shows have become the guides to try to do. What not to do. What not to do. So you're using all that knowledge that you've garnered
Starting point is 00:28:41 from watching those shows on hope, like trying trying to do not do what those people did. But there's also some shit that it's just like you just can't, you know, they're like, oh, so like the guy scraped his arm as he was walking through the wall and the long of wall. So his skin cells are now like on the the door jam or whatever. Right. Plus technology is always evolving. So this shit that you don't even know about. You see the shit in the beginning of that series? And how much it advances during the series? Like they were using like, bite impressions. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Dental impressions in the first. What they did do, they brought to the public consciousness though, which they should have been prosecuted for. Go ahead. It is liminal. They should have never let the bag out that the cops can is luminal. It should never let the bag out that the cops can use luminal. Well, it doesn't matter though, right?
Starting point is 00:29:30 Yeah, it matters. Why people, even if you clean, try to clean the blood out, it's still not... You should never let out to the public, should never been aware that they could use a special thing that could show where blood is. Never should have told a general public that.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Well, I don't know if they were the ones that did it. I mean, it was in crime novels and movies and stuff like that. There should have been something that they shouldn't have made it public consumption. How crimes are solved. Let's see when it came out, Luminol. I'll bet you it's fucking way before our forensic files started. Yeah, but it became through those shows though, that we now know that there's that cleaning up blood is pointless.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Well, right. So well, I don't know what you mean then. So you're saying that they should have like not told the general public. So if you murder somebody, it's like, well, let's inconvenience them. They can try to clean up the blood, but it's not gonna matter. No, because now they're like, when now they put up tarps.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Oh, like Dexter? Dexter, yeah. How many, how many murders do you see where people are putting up tarps and shit? I've seen a couple. They go through extraordinary, they, they, they plan to murder. I can't see them, but he's like, I caught.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Yeah, I can help him. But I, they go through it, but, they, they, they plan to help them. But I, they go through it, but there's definitely been, it's definitely been a game changer in the world of murder. Okay. So, uh, basically, it was a German chemist. I mean, basic instinct had lumen all in it. And that was like 90, yeah, remember they, they do it over the fucking bed. And I remember one thing about basic instinct yeah Michael Douglas is pussy Michael Douglas yeah did I see it did I see the wrong movie
Starting point is 00:31:16 I don't get it I think that's the I end can you I don't get the joke what do you mean there no joke. It's just making a joke that you saw it. I saw his dick. Did you? No? I had to go from loop and all them Michael Douglas is cock. What do you remember? Her fucking around the sink or the bunny. I mean the rabbits really the oh you know what I was thinking of I was thinking of No, I'm thinking you got to get a fatal attraction. Oh, I know. Yeah basic instinct is yeah It's the pussy shot with the way night like I was not talking about that what what what what part of basic instinct Are you remembering that's the the crossing and uncrossing of what's your name's legs? That's the most famous part of basic instance. Oh really? It was like I got hard during the credits.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Remember that? It was a basic instance too. I never saw it. Well, what part are you remembering? Well, I guess I don't even think about the right movie then. That's the one where there's just in the shower. It's still lo and in it. No, it's Michael Douglas. Oh, okay. Right. Michael. Yeah, you're right. Basically, instinct to Sharon Stone was in that too. Well, she was once again in trouble with the law. She regrets that that move though, Q. Show it. Show it. Spend the lights. Really? Get it out. Show. Show. Show. Show. Show. Show. Show.
Starting point is 00:32:44 She regrets the doing that in the in the movie and she said she may have been she didn't even realize it was gonna happen. Oh Tell me how to overkill both shit. Yeah, I know I fucking made her entire career It did it really did and. And I did read that that judge. I didn't think they were going to use that footage. It's like then why don't you put some fucking underwear on? Like that doesn't make any sense. Yeah. So she was out of the room when they shot over to close-ups, a reacting to it. Like come on. nonsense. Don't give me the shedry. But what was
Starting point is 00:33:23 shit? Did it make her career? Let's see, we'll find out. I would have to think that it did not make her career. That's that's pretty going out on a limb prior to that she wouldn't have become Sharon Stone without that without that sequence. What should it be? It came pretty well. No, no way. Does she become the Sharon Stone without that sequence? way does she become the Sharon Stone without that sequence. No fucking way. Name aside from that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, the uh, where um, was it, oh, total recall, total recall. Name another fucking Sharon Stone movie. At all. Kassina. Boom. He was gonna, why the fuck did you put it in the mouth? You know, he, he wasn't pulling Kassina out of his mouth. I still don't gear enough to say boom. I thought I saw.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Well, casino didn't make our career. No, it didn't. But that was after, uh, right. Yeah, so let me. Why do you think she got casino? You believe that you already got the casinos from that one sequence? I believe Marty was like, woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Our whole career is from that one sequence, yeah. Ooh. Why should balls, that's a ball, that's a statement. I do that ball, that's a statement. Yes. Why should balls that? I do the balls, he's statement. Yes. Right? I think you should. It would not have the impact. Today's society would be, it would not have, it would not
Starting point is 00:34:35 set it ablaze. Anybody, male or female doing that same sequence today. No, not today. So you were saying. It was just, it was a sign of the time. 50-year-old male. Well, no, you're right. You're right. No, no, I disagree. There's tons of like people who I mean, it doesn't, it doesn't have the impact that that did, but you can still notice. There's a whole fucking story the other day about one of the gender girls, Kyle, your Kendall
Starting point is 00:35:00 gender, they're in New York and they're like, they're brawless. Yeah. That was the story. But it wouldn't call it, but it was the story. That was the story, but it's it, but it's in one year and out. And it's forgotten the next day. People still remember though. Sure. That scene he's talking about though, I wouldn't say it made her career though. I think that's that's negating a lot of good acting. With my last breath, I'm going to be like, remember that time Kylie Jenner went
Starting point is 00:35:30 You're discounting though a whole career though basically got two stills Has that career is because of that scene I agree I mean, I agree that much talked to me. Well, it's a little bit of a lie saying, maybe. The buzz was amazing for that, right? Nobody talks about anything else when it comes to her. Really, it's still. I don't think people talk about Sharon Stone at all anymore. I think of it, but if they do, it's always that scene.
Starting point is 00:35:58 But it's rumored that she's gonna be an ant man in the wasp. A Marvel movie. And you know, she's not to have to do that again. And a Marvel movie. Oh, I mean, Jesus Christ, dude, I pay for not to do it at this point. Oh, this is really going off brand. It's not even an overkill. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:17 You can't even call this overkill. Spooky plus. Spooky plus. Spooky plus. Let me see what she looks like now. She'm stonk. Stonk. Stonk. Stonk. Let me see what she looks like now. She actually looks pretty good. I mean, she was gorgeous. It looks way better than me if she's 10 years older.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Oh, yeah, she looks amazing. But I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the I'm sorry. She was like Brian Johnson showed us that's a bad that's a purposely bad photo Because she looks good never the photo Is that is that rebelling the the general girl like hey, I'm gonna walk around you can kind of see my nipples through my shirt I what is that all for no in no thoughts on the empowerment? It could be a sign of it. Yeah, I'm for it I'm sure I'm sure a lot of you can see nips through a shirt. Yeah, but I yeah, I say the I'm like way night You want your fucking reel over kill She is beautiful nice. She's still got it.
Starting point is 00:37:26 And she's 60? Yeah. Yeah, she'll be 60 next month. Good for her. Good for all of us. Yeah, good for sharing stuff. Good for all of us. She was great. She was really good. Now, let's get this back to a little bit.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Let's get back into the unknown and spooky and I want Jay Sartus kids be like spooky Jay Sartus did that yeah let me find my yeah got you a something when she was young but in my, got you a something when she was young, but she's a weas. Now, I'm, I'm, I'm a little scared to bring this topic up, considering that I didn't want to get into the stories that were in any way, shape or form would be considered hot topic. Okay. So unlike you. Um, after last overkill, I felt it was, um,
Starting point is 00:38:27 I didn't want to go there again, but I felt this story was compelling enough that I would break that. Um, you're going to break the week long. No, it's not political. It's definitely not political, but it could still be just because it's not political. It doesn definitely not political, but it could still be just because it's not political Doesn't mean it couldn't be hot button my story now last last time you're last time we did overkill Q You didn't know about this. I don't think you're aware of this, but um I
Starting point is 00:38:57 Think I'm reincarnated Wow love this already Yeah, I mean, wait till you hear what he was, his past life was marginally less exciting than this life. But it doesn't mean, it doesn't matter how exciting or unexciting it. Imagine this life except he's wearing a tweed coat. You don't think you're calamari?
Starting point is 00:39:25 No, no, no, no. I believe in my other life, I'm doing almost what I'm doing now. I had to go downstairs to get something. While I was downstairs reaching for a box, I could see I had a memory of me reaching in a somewhat same position in a basement, a very old-timey basement, of a jewelry store. And I remember looking at my socks and I was wearing those like those high Those like thigh high white socks that that dude used to wear yeah But they were thigh high, but you couldn't see they didn't you couldn't see they went all to my thighs but they were thigh high, but you couldn't see, you couldn't see they went all to my thighs.
Starting point is 00:40:23 They were wearing garter socks. It's like, what the fuck? Wait, are you talking about the knee socks? Yes. Yeah, but you kids, yeah, but like I got like the Mary Tyler Moore pants on. I don't know what that means. Like the pants that I like go down.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Oh, like the pantaloons? Like capri pants? Okay. I get where you're standing. I wear like capri pants like the, like I would choose to wear back and then. Like basically you look like a mexican gang bag great like that they have pants and pull their socks up real high
Starting point is 00:40:49 is that what they do i don't know i think they do one like and i'm wearing a wool coat and i'm looking through a box of wooden box of like junky old broken watches and uh... paul's like paul's uh... like it's worthless jewelry. And I'm sitting there and I'm saying to myself, oh, like it I had the memory and then I could also remember and then I look up and I could see there's no cars out the window. There's just horses. And I believe that I was working in a jewelry store in another life. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Starting point is 00:41:31 That's a week they did a play called the jewelry store boys. I don't necessarily believe in reincarnation, but I do put that on the list of things where I'm like, you wouldn't say that shit if you were in fucking India, right? On stage. Well, no, of course not. I'll be saying whatever they paid me a session. I, but I put it in the realm of there are things that I just will never understand. So could be. But you, you don't believe it's possible to be reincarnated though. Well, I've told you this before my friends in high school my friend's mother was a like a psychic. She did readings for like a living and she
Starting point is 00:42:11 swore that I was a long- Islands psychic great. No that was that was that balance psychic. She was a psychic. No I don't think she had branded herself but she swore that I was a reincarnation of JFK She told me that she blew you now I wish really what made her what made her think that I don't know because I didn't take it Seriously, I was like 17 years old so I was like a sweet JFK hair, but then I had a pretty sweet hair back then But she but she said it multiple times over the years. Oh, excuse me Ken Tommy come out and play times over the years. Oh excuse me, can Tommy come out and play? But well that is so I've said it on the on. No, I've never heard that. I've said that before in this. Yeah. Have you heard this before? No. That you're the reincarnation of J. Well, I'm not saying that. That's what I was that's what I was told. Yeah, I was a reincarnation
Starting point is 00:42:59 of J. That means like that's some heavy shit though to, to have to deal with though. And then you haven't lived up to, no. You're like, if you were like, you could be like a leader. Yeah, no. Yeah, like you're a schmuck really. Well, maybe. Well, I am a schmuck, but isn't like the whole point
Starting point is 00:43:20 of reincarnation is like you, you do good and then you graduate. Also, he did bad. No, he did good. No, he was out there banging a bunch of women who were Jackie. Yeah, but you know, they'll, they'll be way up here. That's why.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Yeah, but he saved the United. Didn't he like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He just stared down nuclear. So now he just gets to relax and be like in a practical joke and still bang a lot of checks. Yeah, I mean, I'm not, I don't think I'm doing JFK now, I'm just, I know, I know it was a pretty fucking good. Yeah, for a non-president I mean, I'm not doing, I don't think I'm doing JFK numbers,
Starting point is 00:43:45 but I know, I know, I know, I know, this is a pretty fucking good. Yeah, for a non-president. Yeah, I had some good numbers. Might even be triple digits, I don't know. That's, when you lose count. Well, yeah, well, no, if we're counting straight up penetrative intercourse, definitely not.
Starting point is 00:43:59 But if you're throwing in all sorts of shenanigans and fun, Well, that tons of pigs blow me. Then you definitely in triple digits. Who was a treat for them? Like, I was like, Sui! Come here! Get your slap on. I have never said that in my entire life, Waltz.
Starting point is 00:44:14 You said it in a fucking parking lot earlier. I heard you. So, who was it talk to that you heard me? You thought it was a, like, a... I'm so good with my cat. I was like, who gets more jobs for things Was at this episode last week's oh That was last
Starting point is 00:44:35 You are but you are at a point though where if you don't start to make some big-time changes the next time the next time you come back You my I was a fireman. I have medals for saving lives. What do I, how much do I have to do? I'm woke. I bring joy to everybody through impractical jokers. What are you talking about? Well, there's the humbleness is what I'm first thing I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:44:55 You think JFK was humble? You was banging malmunrapple. Yeah, but he had a body of work that was more than just I was on a TV show. If he had a podcast, he would be talking shit. No, what are you talking about? I Think the fight department is more important than impractical jokers, but impractical jokers does bring a lot of people happiness Right, but who's happiness is more pure the person who watches impractical jokers and watches you guys clown around or the person that's like holy shit he stopped my house from fucking totally burning down I mean I'm not
Starting point is 00:45:28 taking anything away from the fire department. It's like yeah you walked away from it though yeah you walked away from it that made that may tarnish one that when whoever like chooses what you come back as you might come back as like a fucking potato bug or something like for me Like I'm doing that bad. I'm a fucking insect. He's like I got an opportunity in life I chose to seize upon it and you know my potato book Yeah, I'm doing the Manchester show for charity. I'm fucking I donate all that money the wounded warriors thing That's not all right, but maybe maybe Mollusk
Starting point is 00:46:02 Yeah, what am I doing wrong? Yeah, you could be a bottom feeder, maybe. I've never abused any women. I treat people well. I'm not not physically. Why? What do you mean psychologically? You know, a lot to break up with people suddenly. You got to stay with someone forever.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I'm just saying, though, that like I wouldn't, I wouldn't be so cocksure in the fact that you got a maid in your next life. I'm just saying that like I wouldn't I wouldn't be so cock sure in The fact that you got a maid in your next life, dude You're never gonna fucking come back as a jeweler in your next life right? So just fucking Drop the idea right now. You're about the fucking lateral car Slides were fucking registered a register it's him in a different outfit I mean, just fucking slides from fucking registered a register. It's him in a different outfit. Like a guy who's, I guess, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:46:50 Not moving the needle at all. They're like, let's just fucking sit around judging everyone else. We're gonna come back as. There's something to be said to keep in it. The status quo. You do kill. Right.
Starting point is 00:47:04 You do just enough to get by. Right. But you know, but you could lose sight of the of the prize though, you know, and you may rest on laurels. Now when you so you're still healthy enough for you can make a big difference. You could become back as something even bigger and better than what you are now. So what should he do? What in your estimation? He's firefighter's part to talk. Firefighter's part to talk, man. Again, no, but like, when you're out of work. And he donated kidney to a stranger. We actually pitched that as a fucking punishment
Starting point is 00:47:35 on this show. Oh, that's fucking. And that worked shot it down. And I gotta say I draw the line. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's a good, that's a good, that's a good. I thought that would be good would be good and now so you're you're unsure of in reincarnation
Starting point is 00:47:49 You're you're you don't really believe it, but you don't want to ever Come down on anybody who my problem with reincarnation is there more people alive on planet earth right now Then have ever lived in the history of the planet You but you're but you're what your biggest problem is, you assume that everybody is going to come back as human being. And that's your big point. Excellent point. You're right.
Starting point is 00:48:10 You're right. So very good. That's like, that's like a molosque. I'm just a machini molosque. You're right. Warren Allian can be reincarnated as human being. That brings me to my story What he should mention there is a boy
Starting point is 00:48:29 In Russia who claims to have lived another life on Mars. Yeah, his name is Boriska or Boriska Okay, he attracted worldwide attention a few years ago when he claimed that he was actually from the planet Mars That's all you got to do? How old is he? This was in 1996. He was born in 1996. So he's about 20 now. Okay, so how old is he?
Starting point is 00:48:57 And he was like, hey, I'm from Mars. He looks like he was like three. Oh, and he was three. He said he was from Mars? He could read at the age of one He could speak in sentences at six months old. This is all documented. This is all documented his mother was his parents were Were doctors His mother was a doctor. His father was a doctor. His first word was uttered. Guess I will do us
Starting point is 00:49:24 doctor, his father was a doctor, his first word was uttered. Guess I will do us. I don't know how old 15 days old. And he said, uh, Baba, Baba. So not even an advanced word. It wasn't like, it wasn't like Mars needs women. But why would he be able to speak English if he's from Mars? Or Russia or whatever reincarnated. Yeah, but so it was an English. He's not a Martian now. He's a Russian speaking dog.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Yeah, but what I'm saying is like how does he gain the ability to speak Russian if he's not from this planet? Well, he's reincarnated. He's not a remembering speaking. Right, but what I'm saying, shouldn't he be speaking Martian at 15 days of his reign? Well, if nothing else, not English. So I'm speaking right.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Boba is an English word? Well, I mean, it's child speak for a bottle, right? Isn't that? Not, not, not a cross-to-go, it's not. You know what I'm saying? If he was like, people I mean, I'm not about means in Russia. At 15 days, I'd be like, well, well, that maybe is a Martian. Well, he didn't start to have the, well, I mean, you're supposed to,
Starting point is 00:50:25 if you believe in reincarnation, you're not supposed to remember it. That was the big, that's the big thing, you're not supposed to remember it. You remember being a watchmaker? It's unique people, I can't. He's next level asshole. Okay, but you're saying this guy's unique, this kid.
Starting point is 00:50:40 So why doesn't he remember Martian language? Why aren't you saying papa two weeks old? I mean, I don't have all the answers. Q, I'm just telling you that all. Any? I don't know. He could read newspaper headlines at a year, a year old, age two. We started drawing and learn how to paint six months later. He attended kindergarten at the age two. He had language skills, unique memories. I mean, how many women did he bang? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Is he in triple digits? Because he clues in scales. I'll tell you what, at the end of the fucking life, when the lights are going out, I'm not going to think back to all the fucking novels. I read when I was 10. Remember when I said, blah, blah, 15 years. Yeah, I wasn't out of breath.
Starting point is 00:51:24 I was a remember when I said Baba 15. Yeah, I was out of breath. I was a fucking desert Don't you deserve to come back like I say that is like like something they find under a rock Like like like a mold they find in someone's basement. That's not everyone sick. Yeah Black mold like a mold they find in someone's basement that's not gonna be one sick. Yeah, black mold. So the name, man, people are suffering neurological damage. I think it's because of that quinn mold. That's true. Space became the permanent theme of his memories when the boy turned three.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Once he said that he used to live on Mars itself, The case became the permanent theme of his memories when the boy turned three. Once he said that he used to live on Mars itself, he claims that Mars is inhabited now, but they live, but Martians live underground. Of course, because of a catastrophe, a mammoth catastrophe, which caused Mars to lose its atmosphere. Well, that's pretty fucking convenient. He's like, well, the reason he can't see him is because they're under the ground. So they have underground cities? But at that age, though, how would he know that we couldn't
Starting point is 00:52:33 to that old is he? And when he said that, that what he said to. He wouldn't have no idea, though, that we would have know that like if that was quote unquote convenient as you put it. Yeah, I guess I'm stupider than a fucking alleged Russian Martian to your old. He's an absolute, I mean, you're saying it's document, but he's growing up to be like what's he doing now?
Starting point is 00:53:00 What the fuck's he up to now? Is he on TV? Sure. Because you have a girlfriend? Yeah. Did you know the only thing that matters won't is love. Yeah. That's what you call what you want the woman. Yeah. One woman told me that.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Oh, yeah. That's a thing they call it that. I think you and Boriska's definition of love are far, far different. Well, I'm the one who swims and asks. Yeah. He's the one that's making up shit about fucking aliens. Yeah, he's the fucking nerd and the fucking communist block. Fucking making up shit that nobody believes.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Well, plenty of people believe it, because the boy also says that he used to fly to Earth for research purposes when he was a Martian. More over, he piloted a spaceship himself. It took place in the time of the Lemurian civilization. He speaks about the fall of Lemuria. What is Lemurian? As if it occurred yesterday. Lemurians, I think. It's a fucking word he made up. It's a what I think it's his what Martians call themselves the morons Lemoreans, huh, that's cool. Why don't they call themselves Martians because
Starting point is 00:54:11 Mars Mars and Martians are Earthling terms Right, it's like how we call Germany Germany, but they call it like Deutschland. This is shit like that Okay, they would like a Martians of earth. Yeah Martian would not call themselves a Martian because they because that's a term that we came up with Right there at that point that points that's led so much credence to this kid's story if he had if he had said Martians No, what are the rest of every being if he didn't say a word at all because why are they even speaking in this in a in with English fucking What about a human brain? I think he's in telepathy. He's got a human brain
Starting point is 00:54:44 So he's got to he had said his brain had to develop in the yeah, but he's using a made up word. So why not just call it Martians Lamarians
Starting point is 00:54:53 but I think that I think that shows that it's not a made up word. How young how old would a kid have to be to realize why better not call him Martians? Well, he goes, he said
Starting point is 00:55:02 that the ships used plasma power, I on power if they use gasoline, the fuel ran out too fast. The engines were too powerful. So how the fuck are they getting gas on fucking Mars? Well, you mean you don't think there's like, I don't know if I- I don't think there's a fucking exon station on Mars now underground or otherwise. There, you told us that Lemurians are nine meters tall. How tall would that be? It's like 27 feet. Yeah meter is what three feet. Yeah, somewhere around like something His mother asked him how can you remember all this?
Starting point is 00:55:35 Boriska replied Boriska don't send me to Gulag, please I remember and nobody has told me that I saw it I remember and nobody has told me that I saw it. So is the dad mad? Is he like you fucked a Martian, you cheat, bitch. Like did the mom fuck a Martian? No, this is his soul. His mar, his Lemurian soul was placed in a human vessel, which now lends us, would lead us to believe that we can be reincarnated, not only as things on earth, but things on other planets.
Starting point is 00:56:24 upset if you get cucked by human or a Martian I get cocked by Well, I'm not upset if I get cocked by a Martian because I'm like well, all right she did it out of fear Well, or she's like I don't know So so always love me If if I had a girl and she fucked another human I'd be pretty upset about that I don't think Martian I'd gets it this. Martian, I'd give it to her. He has two earthlings as his parents. There's not end to bait.
Starting point is 00:56:51 It's his soul, it's his essence. It's your essence that leaves this vessel. Mortal coil, I would have a lot of questions if I got cut by a Martian. Because I'd be so amazed that I have to, like I wouldn't be upset, I'd be like, what was this dick like? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:57:09 Like I'd be like, this is crazy. A human I'm like, do you know why we ate? I don't know, I'm more should be better, I guess. Do I know why we ate? Yeah. Why? What cause is aging?
Starting point is 00:57:23 Cellular, the cell cells inability to replenish is finite. I mean, it's a cells ability to replenish is finite. Can I do it? No, Boryska claims it's because you breathe oxygen. Really? Yeah, it's causes aging. He says, um, what was he breathing? Carbon dioxide. Oh, that sounds good. Um, some of that don't. Oriska has a lot of difficulties with school. Um, yeah, he's not getting weighed. He constantly interrupts teachers and says that they are wrong. Now the boy has classes with private tutors. He also claims that there are other races on, um, on Mars. and each race had their own technology.
Starting point is 00:58:07 I don't know if Mars is, I mean, I don't like that though. Yeah, that's not very diverse. Can you imagine that was like the way we rolled on Earth? That was here on Earth. I mean, we should all be holding hands and singing songs together I'm supposed the margins haven't picked up on that. Yeah, they're supposed to be more advanced right? Yeah, you got a every culture is awesome I don't know how many race well they see the Lemurians how many races of Martians are there Well, he did not he did not go into races among Mars
Starting point is 00:58:42 Check it away from this shit Jesus Christ How do the Martian cops treat the Some of the some of the Lemurians Well, there's a good there was a good line. I wanted to tell you guys one of this one of these stories, but I I felt that this was This kid sounds like an asshole. I bust. I can buy you being a reincarnated jeweler But who likes fucking aliens and shit more than this guy UFOs and like he's a fucking mild manner jeweler Who's looking through fucking dog shit jewelry all day and this kid's like oh, I you know, I'm I'm in I'm in, I'm in Mars.
Starting point is 00:59:25 If I could wear underground, we're flying around in spaceships, and we don't use gas or fossil fuels. Like this kid's got a whole fucking story. He's like, man, where in any cars? I remember my highs that I sifted through some watches. Yeah, I was wearing a thigh highs and fucking pan alludes. A powdered wig and shit. That I bought, that I believe. That would be wall. Well, I believe the fourth says it, and shit. That I bought that I believe that would be wall.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Well, I believe the fourth says it and he feels that I could buy it. This kid I he sounds like a prick. Well, it just sounds like it's a it's an ongoing thing where a wall had a sudden flash. Yeah. Yeah, I I I've only had the the experience once where I had any kind of like right where I felt a memory coming on. I don't have any other than that I just only happen once. Did you tell your wife and kids? I did not. I don't want to scare them.
Starting point is 01:00:10 And I think there's things that's like they get scared so easily about like stupid shit on TV. I couldn't tell them that I'm from another era. Right. Girls, you have any? Oh, they know. I can borrow. I know they're coming back in style Job at the jewelry store What everything you're saying is scaring me But why I thought it was so controversial yeah because I wanted to wait I wanted to get I want it father Lance to weigh in on this So I asked him what he thought about oh wow Oh cool and I'm a And I asked him I said I'm curious as
Starting point is 01:00:51 As what you would have what your feelings are as a professional What would you tell somebody if they came to you about Boriska and reincarnation and father Lance wrote me back and he said Do not contact me anymore Please tell me he owes me because he asked me he sent me an email before the Stanley company It's like Walter. Please root for the for the penguins Oh, you need your mojo and I wrote back I cannot Root for the penguins, but I will say this if they win. I'll be happy for you Okay, right?
Starting point is 01:01:26 Well, yeah, that's good. Because I, you know, I, I, because I can't root for another team, other of my own team. I hear it. But if they wound up winning and they did, yeah, I told them I'd be happy for them. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Where are you happy for him? Sure. I send him an email. As soon as they won my son, send him a send an email. We talk a lot. I mean, he's definitely the official. He's definitely the official tell him, Steve, Dave.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Priste. Priste. Yeah. Or anything, anything to do with God. But he says the first hole in the reincarnation theory is if we are all being reincarnated with a select few breaking the cycle and obtaining oneness with the cosmos The populations that see us like the Klein instead. We see steady population growth Where are all the dual souls coming from? Well, that's what I said and you said Animals and trees. I think I think I think there are animals though that make a difference and do a teen, do achieve like you know like boss like unlock unlock this level. I believe
Starting point is 01:02:33 there are animals that can like make make make their way up the food chain. Is this a roundabout way to talk about Cooper fucking finding that door again? Not just Cooper but we know there are animals out there. I've done amazing shit. Sure. Like that goes against their very basic, what's the call instinct, says an animal, or a certain species.
Starting point is 01:02:57 I believe that cat going after that pit bull. Exactly, I was gonna bring up the cat that saves the child from the pit bull. Something that should never happen in nature goes again. It's unnatural. I believe that cat probably maybe had a human soul in them at one, you know, at that point. So you don't like to think of just like hero cat,
Starting point is 01:03:20 like takes no shit from pit bull. I think there's more to it than that. Yeah, I think shit from pit bull. Not the rat. I think there's more to it than that. Yeah. I think there's more to it. When you see an animal do something extraordinary, I believe that in the next life they're going to, they're gonna be granted.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Oh, so it's a cat that did something heroic and then they get, like, they get to level up in their next life. Yeah, what you're saying, okay. All right. Animal zoo, like, who, who like those animals that become like treatment dogs, rehab dogs, and therapy dogs. They're well.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to hear about his own? So you're talking about animal free will. Whatever an animal does with his own free will. Like that cat. The cat. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Totally untrained to do that. Right. Definitely is going to so be rewarded so if a dog is trained to bite Some black dude right not as false, but if on his own He's just like I don't like to look to that guy and bite some then he's getting bumped down to black mold Yeah, then he's with you hanging out in the basement But from father Lance's own and won't hear his own faith perspective. Yes, I do.
Starting point is 01:04:26 I know many exorcists, oh, this is the first time I'm reading this, he bring an exorcist him into this already, I like this. It's his card. He plays it. I'd played it every chance I got to. But in times of I mentioned I was a firefighter in this episode, we all got to play our cards. But Father Lance says, from my own faith perspective, I know many exorcists feel various phenomena, people claim to experience past life regression,
Starting point is 01:04:50 astral projection, alien abduction, automatic writing, et cetera, are all demonic deceptions used to trick people whoo, delving into the cult new age. Oh shit. Reading this story of Boriska, I see nothing here, he couldn't have read or heard in any science fiction book or show. Oh well not at that age though, right?
Starting point is 01:05:14 Well we don't know that he didn't even have to, that I just could just be making it up because of demons involved. Oh yeah. So. Oh so it's really the demon? Yeah. So the amazing Lansansing is debunking it So now not only is he not getting laid, but he's a fucking demon infested as well. Oh God Some torn here because
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