Tell Em Steve-Dave - #342: The Rebranding of Baron Von Flanagan

Episode Date: July 4, 2017

Q doesn't get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be 'the biggest fan'. Walt plans a solo career. Music: Nopium - Wanting

He's still gonna make eye contact with everybody else too much. Like it never occurred to me like this isn't going well. Hahaha! Hahaha! Tell him, Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave. I'm here, Walt here, Q, back from Gay Pari. Yes. And Sunday Jeff, special treat. All a Sunday. Yeah. What are the chances? What a thunk. I like that. Yeah. So successful business trip, was it? Already? Already starting. Have you read the article? What?

France are already starting have you read the article well? Joker's were Joker's were met with John oh yeah Quickly forget it's only been two weeks. Oh boy Yeah, the the most very reliable source of news owned by Fox. I believe it. I don't know who owns it, but they are definitely a Reliable source of news. Mm-hmm. If you want news like The first page will be like the front page will be something horrible and then you open it up and the next page is like Some model who happened to be in town and then the third page starts the rest of the news. Yeah But it was claimed

That the Joker is flew all the way to France. For what? What was the reason for going? We got flown to, there's a big television festival there. Like, um, do you tell them in your equivalent of Khan? It is that, yeah. Conline, it's called. It's in the same place as a festival.

Oh, okay. So it's going on the same time, is it? No, no, no, it's like, it's like the Olympics and the Winter Olympics type thing. But it's a big deal. What's a big deal? Yeah. A lot of people there. A lot of people there.

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Conway I think we were maybe it went to my drunk man Yeah, you can't me we can't even get it in with a local newspaper nobody gives a fuck at all Nobody like we have to ask if we want to be on something and then they generally say no. But yeah, this is, this is really a TV like a bigger deal. Sure. Now is the show on in France? I don't think it has anything to do with France. I think people just pick these locations so everybody gets like a cool vacation out of it. Oh, okay. So it's not about it, the show being a sort of like, it's exactly like the movie festival. Yeah. So you went there and the room, the auditorium wasn't packed to the rafters with screaming jokers. Well, they're like, yeah, let me just paint it. So you have

to go there and you have a set time where you will appear at the festival and people are there to what? Take pictures of you. It's, I know. It's a panel. It's a comic-com panel. And they fly us, it's 45 minutes for the work. They fly out for a week in France, but you only got to work for 45 minutes. So you're like, well, yeah, I'll do it. And they got Colin Joseph, who's a friend of ours, who is the sound alive weekend update guy, to moderate it. Okay. Who is the, who is the, who is hence the panel, the press or the public? Well, I would guess nobody in this case. Nobody came to the panel.

That's not the way I saw it, but the post certainly had that angle on it. Well, it's, it's, I don't know. I mean, there were people there. I don't know what, like the article said that there was no one there, but it was 80% empty. Yeah, I wouldn't say 80% empty. But seats were there. I know, I mean, look, there was like, probably 2,000 seats, but including the top upper deck, like the bottom was probably like I Don't know 800 people mm-hmm, and maybe the maybe was half filled that seems like a lot of people Well, maybe not even half filled. I'll even go I'll even say that the bottom the bottom deck Which is all anybody cares about because the top deck's not even in play here. Let's say 40% filled right and I I read you know according to this source That one of the jokers shouted out. Where is everybody? Well, that was me. Okay, I figured

I was the pan very to me. No, it was well, this is this is the thing. It was too in the afternoon It was right in the prime time. Okay, Walter. Prime time of. Of the day. Like, people could have went if they cared. Prime times, I thought it was at night. I don't know. We all were all. This is for Ancher talking about.

Is there a prime time in France? I don't know, dude. I can make excuses. We were all partying until I fucking four in the morning. Like, I already was hung over. You still drunk when you said that. Where's everybody? No, no.

I wasn't drunk at all. No, okay. It was fine. We all had a good time. So, SilverQ demanded to know where everybody is. I don't know if I demanded. I think I drunk at all. It was fine. I'd wheel had a good time. So super cute demanded to know where everybody I don't know my demand and I think I looked out there and saw empty seats and I was like I just made a joke about it I Wasn't like where is everybody?

You weren't dressing anyone down. No, not at all like we came out the place when nuts they were they were we were There was a high school trip there that took time out of their day to come. They all bought tickets just to meet us. It seemed successful. Like, it seemed fine. I don't know. You seem to be having fun. I was having a blast.

That's a success in my book. How does it feel to blast? Like, it never occurred to me like, this isn't going well. Like, we had a lot of fun up there. You were just up there with a dopey look thinking that you were a superstar and everyone else was like Oh the poor bastard. Yeah, I guess so. I guess I fucking the post had the report on Now how long after the panel did the post story? Hit the hit the yes, we got alerted to it at dinner that night faster than if the United States got new

Now how quickly does that how does that come across how does that word get to the Joker's Is there somebody trying to stop that suppress that? No, I don't know from you guys. No, are you calling it fake news? We go to this like it's old parties this all like and and like everybody that was at first of all Here's the thing no panels fill like all of them are operating in fact. What other TV shows are out there? Well, there were all, like, there's a bunch out there. I don't know which ones are out there. I do know this, like, the panel before us

have the same amount of people as us. Like, it wasn't, it just didn't seem like anything went wrong. If the Joker's couldn't draw, the comic book men go out there. Oh my god. It's, it's like, there's the post even bother reporting. I'm so few people But do you think the post has an agenda with no because we were hanging out with like editors from the post This is why I got a kind of handed to them. I'm a Dukarnal. Do you believe in that? No, I got a I got a hand to the post because like we were hanging out with a bunch of people from the post

Editors were not their kids were friends show we took pictures of them we took videos for the for one post editors I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is.

I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. I guess you know what i mean it had to be an unbelievably slow news day for them to report this well i don't know that this particular article in this particular one of the wrote the i think more people here about it now and then and so i didn't post i don't even know if it was like the post i mean online in their gossip section i it's not because it's not about us like we're not even mentioned by name in it like and look and in the and the

pick under the picture they have this picture of the four of us from season one, and they misspell Sal's name. And then we're not exactly no, Volcano, we're still like, Alcano. And then like, and then the article that sets to, no, we were, well, most of us were laughing. And then they, they they proceed to know All sent me a sour But always it was it a defcon for when no no no not it. I didn't even it wasn't even a blimp It wasn't a book. I was laughing in fact I sent it to you guys immediately Yeah, you came like it two o'clock in the morning out nice and I heard a text come through

Yeah, and that's usually never good unless I see you to get them because then it's just normal Yeah, it's about Colombo. Yeah, it's about it's about a game show that we're watching but when it one comes up and it's not Yeah, I'm like, oh, oh, I hope nothing went wrong and I was I was I didn't I didn't reply to it because I didn't know if you Were in a good mood or if you were if you were on the edge or on the ledge. I don't care at all Well, it's like a sense of Murray none of us for that none of us were really upset. I think Murray was a little more concerned about the What people reading it would think because it wasn't accurate So I think he was just like we went and we did a good job

So like I don't want that people did this so I think he was worried and then but I was just like dude I was like I immediately called Walto. I was like he's finished Like does every article remember him? Should we jettison him from Tom Stevens? We have the power. We're in the Tom Stevens war room for like a day or two. We're like pros and cons keeping Q after this.

The buckle in France. Yeah, what was never so happy that Q the left got torpedoes? I say this, I say on a different day and a not as such a slow news days it doesn't make it covered. You were just unlucky to not have a dancer fart in an athlete's face that day. Maybe. Because that's the kind of news that gets picked up the fluff. Yeah, I don't know.

They seem, I don't know how to stick about this. Scarlett Johansson got mentioned in it. And I'm just like, what are you guys talking about? Well, if she mentioned it, it was like not enjoying the show. No, it was like dating Colin Joseph, and then it was all about their relationship. And I'm like, well, why the fuck is that even being brought up in this? It seemed like the right, you know what it seemed like? It seemed like the writer of it has an issue with Colin. Because we weren't even mentioned,

except to say that I was complaining that nobody was there. And this video of it, you could see that I'm joking. I'm not like, where is everybody? I'm like, wow, I did what we do in this show. Like I called it out before anybody else called it out. I was like, what the fuck? I was like, well, someone's here.

By the way, it turned out that Ian McKum was doing a panel like down the fucking row. So it's like, well, fucking, I'm not gonna fucking end. And everywhere you went, there were like posters of Ian McCallum. There was no one poster or fucking the impractical joke I suppose. Sunday Jeff, do you trust a person that he will eat a frog? They can't be trusted, right? I mean, are we distrusting the French here? Are we distrusting the French here?

Are we distrusting the American, New York, the New York media here for irresponsible and inaccurate reporting? I don't think there's anything to it, people of France. They were there, they came out for them. That's just a general question. But the press, like, if you need to fraud, there's something wrong with you.

Does this paint, does this paint leave a bad taste in your mouth But then about the press now should Well, I don't think that she's the woman that wrote it doesn't strike me as like their most fucking seasoned reporter. She was a cub reporter. Who I don't know if she's a cub reporter because she's 60 years old She's been hibernating for five years. She just rides like bullshit like you demand her an apology or attraction Yeah, I mean I get you get the attraction to man anything you want life, but I would bother You could get this this cub reporter on the on the ropes, dude But she's she do it quickly before she retires

Even talk about you know, could you sue? You can't, like, it's good. You could cause it cause ticket sales on the, maybe on something else to be affected by the bad press that was inaccurate. I wouldn't unfound you. You're right. In fact, I would just read up more on Colin Jost and Scarlett Johansson. It's unfortunate. You guys, my career is ruined. It didn't ruin the trip, Duffrey.

Oh my God. I mean, it didn't even ruin the fucking minute that it for me. The first thing I did, it's texting to you guys so that we can talk about it on this show. Well, you know, it's always that thing. Is it better to have, um, kiss or never kissed? Lisa, get to, at least're Lisa out there kissing. Yeah. Compalment is right there with lips. Perst. Where? Yeah. Yeah. Are, you know, we don't even get a word. We're fucking wall flowers. Yeah. If we could get in the

room, we'd be wall flowers. So, you know, I always got to look at it that way. Well, they flew me out. They flew me home. They paid for everything. I'm not gonna. Well, yeah, but your beef is not with the with the festival it's with it's with the media well I guess it's with this six-year-old woman which sounds mean hey fuck it man she wrote it yeah after you fucking went to her grandson's bar mitzvah I don't think it was her I just weird that she spelled Sal's name wrong what if you least demand a correction of that yeah I should do that he spelled Sal's name wrong. I think you're least a man or a correction of that.

Yeah, I should do that. I mean, it's maybe it's two weeks later. So something that didn't really appear in print. Oh, it's in your Repair print? I don't know, was it on the online? I think it was just online. But like some of the editors from the post are coming to set this week. Like I invited them to set and everything like that.

What'll call them out. That's a perfect time I don't like just fucking in their face it. Yeah, I just be like well. This guy has it's Cell phone has not risen to the station press news. I don't want to they can tell the news But they just gonna spell this name right that's you get the name or yeah, okay, I'll do that I will do that unless you want to leave the wrong name and then people think it's somebody else and then Sal does not have to deal with the fallout of being embarrassed on stage. We had so much fun. We had a blast. You know, a lot of times, this reminded me of the jokers.

I'm sure that in your travels, the shows that you do, the people you meet, many people have been like, I'm your biggest fan. Sure, okay. Now, I read about this guy, this is a YouTuber. All right, his name is, this happened a couple of weeks ago. I've been waiting the entire time you've been gone to talk about this. Austin Jones, have you heard of him?

No. This might be a guy that maybe one of your well your younger daughter has heard taste of music is too good so she probably wouldn't like this guy. I don't know what Caitlin listens to but this is a YouTuber. I'm evidently he's popular. There he is. Here's a mean session. Yeah, I guess so. Okay. Okay. Very pretty young boy. Oh, I know. Sorry. Okay. Very pretty young boy. Oh, I know this sorry. Okay Sunday Jeff you can weigh in on this now are you a big fan of anything? Would you would could you like look at any one thing and be like I'm the biggest fan? I will put my fandom up against anything any other person. Yeah, you should be yeah

I would say that you should be one time you would be like I'll put my fandom up against any other star Yeah, I would say that okay. Did you ever send George Lucas a picture of your butthole? No. Okay. Well, then you're not the biggest fan because that's the mark of the biggest fan. Is that the way it's going now? Is that the way it's going to? That's the way it's coming to.

That's how to prove your worth. Your worth? Your love of something. Your loyalty. Okay. Well, let me tell you, this story is pretty fucked up. Let me tell you, this story is pretty fucked up. Let me tell you this guy is...

So Austin Jones is a singer who got popular on YouTube by performing other artist material in some of his own, so popular that he was a part of the 2015 Vans Warped Tour. Now, have you ever seen the lineup to the Vans Warped Tour? I believe... A carage, my love, was in it. Yeah, I believe that we knew one of the bands um... The cards my love was in it. Yeah, I believe that we know someone that we knew from one of the bands that are here recently on that tour. My niece went a couple years ago

and I think I talked about this. Out of 120 bands, I'm like, I don't know one band. Like, you're really... You're out of the loop now. It's a different, it's a different way that music connects with kids a lot different than a way connected with us. You would already go and TV and you don't, you know, it's a told different way of bands connecting with their fan base. Well, let's see how, if you like, the way this guy's been connecting. And we never connected like this, not that I recall. He was popular with the girls because he's a good looking guy. He was accused of lying about his age to get some of the underage girls to send him twerking videos

alright twerking? yeah what's twerking? you know in like uh... uh... stacey shows twerk twerk twerk like you uh... twrk yeah you like shick your ass real quick uh... i thought you meant twerk like twerk of a wrench oh twerk now

you know he said twerk no I thought you meant torque like like torque of a wrench. Oh, torque. Yeah, they said torque. No I thought that was a new like a new a variation. Yeah, they're like, hey man Can you can we watch you tighten a lug nut on fucking YouTube? Like it was just a thing like you know, it was just an update version of torque No, uh, it's for girls to shake their ass. Yeah, they that's all in shake for asses. Yeah, I don't even I again I miss I miss her. He heard him. So he apologized for this. He said I'm embarrassed. I'd have conversations online with girls that would involve me asking them to create a video of themselves twerking. Sometimes I'd make videos of myself doing some twerk moves in return. Here's

the truth. I never asked them to do anything more than send a twerking video. Nothing ever went beyond that. Cuts you things going beyond that. Oh, yeah. So. And here's the thing. You like, you can't lie about online shit. Whether it's email or texting or YouTube or any of that. Here is, there is a challenge. Just evidence. Right. So you can say, I never did this, and someone's like,

well, what the fuck is this? Well, check out this. What do you think about this? So some of his court documents posted online, detailed the interactions that he had with these underage girl. The most recent was a 14-year-old who sent the guy 15 videos with

10 showing her naked from the waist down per his request to give him a boner. These exchanges were called an audition by Jones. Let's see how did I say how old he was? I think he's 24. He kept saying it like to these girls is like well you're very lucky to be talking to me right now how are you going to prove that you're my biggest fan and who we get these girls to like send videos and pictures. Well, here's the exact exchange queue. Okay. And you can use this for what, if somebody's going to prove that they're the biggest fan.

Oh, okay. I got it. It's the new litmus test. Yeah. Okay. So I don't want my cell phone record requesting what got this man. Well, if you, first off, you'd be like, Hey, I need you to give me a boner. Right. Okay. That's step one. That's step one. Now you say, if you really are my biggest fan, you would do it.

You're doing so good. I need my biggest fan to be confident. I have to see your butthole to know for sure that you care 100%. Sprint. This guy must be. did he get arrested? Yeah, spread for a good 15 seconds, he wrote. I bet you had no idea when you met me that just one day later you'd get to show me your butthole. How special do you feel?

No, this is a real treat for her. To show Austin Jones, who I had never heard before this granted on not the target audience. Would he ask me that if I'm a big Austin Jones fan? And I'm like, hey, I'm ready to prove it, baby. Well, why do you just send it unsolicited? I don't know. I mean, I don't think he's getting email where he is right now. Well, you can send hard copies.

That's true. I could take some Polaroids. Hard copies. And then like, I'll set free copies. So you have a big ol' floppy disk. Yeah. Just get your heart. Like I'm 49, so I can only send you floppies.

I don't have to work the internet. I don't know how to work the internet. Yeah. So he was arrested at Chicago's O'Hare Airport on two charges of production of child pornography. Well, they went to the airport together. I guess they knew he was flying. I guess they knew he was flying. The girl sent him approximately 25 videos over a two-day span, eight of which she... For a butthole?

...sposed genitals. Which I guess? Yeah, I mean, if she's bending over and twerking, maybe you kind of see both. It's hard to see one more. Is he done? You think? Oh, God, yes. I think he's in jail.

Is this career done? Yes, South Pennheim. By the time he gets out, by the time he gets out, well, how come some guys get, how come some guys can get away with that kind of behavior? We've got to wait with that. Sunday Jeff. The guy who got the pee all over him. Bar Kelly.

Art Kelly. Huh. I think our Kelly was bigger than this guy and our Kelly. Oh, so you're so you're telling me that it's if you're if you have more gold records, you can have you can have a golden shower. Or just a hour. No, you asked why. Well, come on offering up fears. It's a theory that like that don't hold water.

But I think I was she on the radio. That's another pee joke. Well, don't hold water. Yeah, you'll acknowledge that. But what she on the radio you're killing your own. Yeah, yeah. Why didn't you hurt him? It didn't hurt his career at all.

I don't know when the last time you heard our kill Yeah, I don't know I still pop you I wouldn't know if he was or wasn't it didn't I don't think it killed his career No, is he done I mean I don't know I don't know I'm not performing anywhere you let you look at well No, I'm looking at him right I'm I just right in our Kelly's got a whole tour going on right now and people go So people have forgiven him for pissing all over a girl right and is that just because of his body of work It's bigger than the Austin Jones super guy given him for pissing all over a girl, right? And is that just because of his body of work? It's bigger than the Austin Jones guy. The Super Guy. Maybe.

I mean, it is pretty fucked up. What a world we live in. I know that like because you have musical talent and you have some, you have some hit records. It's my best. There's a different standard. So he's been that way, right? Generally Lewis?

Double standard. I'm gonna talk to that actor from us. Ferrispular stay off, wasn't he? I'm going to talk to that actor from Mozart. Ferrispular, stay off, wasn't he? Yeah, he was also involved in the pictures of naked boys. I don't think you can consider that guy in the same category as like, Markelli? That actor.

And I don't think his career ever was like, I don't think he did a lot of movies though. Yeah, but after, but after he was in deadwood. After he was found out? After that, yeah. Oh my god. But I gotta tell you, like Hugh, you watch deadwood what did you look at him and think like oh you naked boy picture-taker You didn't really think about that. Oh, no I did as Merrick did you yeah, I did I would be like that's weird that he's on the show. He's so good. That's like, but it's so weird. He's great

Yeah, I thought about him showing off the set and everybody being like there is I thought the guy who directed Oh, I'll tell you why and oh Kelly got out What do you mean he got out? Why he got let off he was never he was never arrested Because the charges would drop due to a lack of probable cause for the search warrant. So he got off on a technicality Oh on a technicality. Ooh. Ooh.

I'm finishing baby. That's a fucking free pass if there was one. Well, also they said they can never definitely prove that the girl was on the rage when the video was shot. So, well, that also did Rob Lowe. Then that also happened with that. Yeah, Rob Lowe, I didn't kill his career. He went away for a while.

But he did not have really a while. I mean, but he came back in a big way. It was a great, really great game. You didn't get arrested. I mean, but he came back in a big way. It was a great. But now he's going to get arrested. Hold on, I'm looking at Rob Lowe. Could a comic book man pee on a young girl? Get away with it. I'm asking for Mike.

No, Rob Lowe, she was legal. She was 16 years old, but that's above the age of consent in Georgia. So it was a moral thing. He was two of them, I thought, two, right? Yeah, it was, yeah, that's what I thought. He was not on the rage girls, it was just very young girls. Hey, wait, wait, it was multiple girls, right? At the same time.

It's just the same one. It's a little story. I believe it was a three-some, yeah. If I remember, he serves. So they were all enough just like kind of icky. Privilege. What's the youngest girl you can feel in the heat?

Well, well, 18. His career wasn't killed by it though well why should he didn't do anything illegal morally more according to who's more I don't care that he fucks a 16 year old girl doesn't matter to me what about the urination and well I mean they got to get the right warrant you know what am I gonna do I plus I'm not an arch heli fan I didn't buy a CD before I'm not buying one now. I will ban R Kelly for the rest of his career. Now, if the good state of Georgia says a 16 year old girl is old enough to have sex with an adult, then whom I'd argue with the state of Georgia? There's a big thing going on. I read an article in Time Magazine recently. I was looking to see if our podcast was up there, but it wasn't.

There's still not. Yeah, still wasn't there. They were talking about child marriages and they're like, we need to like make this illegal. And like, talking like 13, 14 year olds. I'm like, I read that. I'm like, wait, this isn't already illegal. How is that legal?

How do we come down on like these middle Eastern countries for doing this shit? But a 13 oh In this country, that's nuts. Dude even 16. I think I think I think 18 across the board, right? Yeah, is is is to like think about 16 get married like you know everybody knows They look at it and they're like you're making a fucking huge marrying another six Well, I think anybody gets married in the 20s aside from Walt is making a big mistake and then they happen to 50's though. Wasn't wasn't people marrying in 16 years old in the United States back then?

What in the 1950's here? I said not like a common age. Well they got married in the shoes in the team. It's fucking crazy. My mother. I mean it's a good girl. Did it? I mean, it's still together. That's your definition of work, yeah. Well, I'll share parts. When they discovered their huge air and judgment, um, 21, I think. And I still together? Oh, yeah. They are.

They are. What does that mean? I don't know. I think it's you're you're trying to they were born taken away I think it's it was a different time I think when people Yeah, they were religious for a while too. Like they're religious all through the 70s. Yeah, just until I like I was old enough to be like fuck you I'm not going to church like fuck you either way, you know But okay, so the sauce and Jones guy he got arrested Here's a really good move he waved his Miranda rights and admitted to Homeland Security Investigations child exploitation investigations unit that he directed the girls what to do and what to wear in the videos that he knew the ages and that his motive was sexual pleasure IE boners

At least he's not fired But come on like if you do something that fucked up right now is is that the right move wall Is that one roblo should have done But to be like fuck my Miranda rights I'm gonna give you a statement of everything I did Miranda rights, I'm going to give you a statement of everything I did wrong here. I'm not going to consult with a lawyer. No, I think that that's like I am an asshole. But you know what? I mean, he's he's don't be enough to do it in the first place. Why do why all of a sudden do you expect him to grow a brain after

he when he's one of the spotlights on on him? And he, uh, and they get the long-larned the law is, well, he knew we got away with it. He knew that there were transcripts of every, much of a trail, every, every email that he sent, everything's on records. So it's like, he knows he's going to get fucking busted. Why not just be like, let me just get this over with. He still has so many subscribers and video views that he's not put a video still is I don't think so

But he's earning money a lot of money I have so many people watching your videos to make money on YouTube. It's insane. He's got 26 million views in the month of Wait a second. Okay, so 26, 26.8 million hours of, he's still, he's still putting up videos. He must be out on bail or something. Maybe his team is. What team would want? 72,000 video views is today July 2nd or July 3rd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2. 2. 2. 2nd. 2nd. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2nd. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2. 2 will be shown as that also yeah yes i know what you have makes a more money that's put them on the stroll

with what you exploit them if say you have been to be in jail sunday jifre whatever is in your prison and he comes in would you uh... would you exploit him oh yeah but the games begin brother i don't like that i can not. Big pimps. Just talk about the Olympics, huh? Let's talk about the Olympics. I never understood the the whole thing with like I wonder if it's all a myth though

all that prison stuff because I've never understood how. Did you say it when you went out for one day? I'm not. I know. I believe those were consenting Dixuckers who would have done it outside of jail too right but I'm talking about guys who go in yeah I that there's like these hard ass guys who, you know, they're like ripped and everything. I can't believe that they really do that kind of stuff to, um, to just show that they're in charge. There is so much more better ways and still humiliating and still brutal ways. Okay.

But you're still putting, you're even not like you're like, well, you're making a point. You're still putting it somewhere that like you wouldn't put it on the streets though. Had Jesus said it doesn't belong. Right. I don't know if that I believe that in your mind. We're humiliating then sucking another dude's dick by force in front of other people Right, but the guy who's still like the guy who's in charge the big daddy. Yeah, he's still gonna make I contact Everybody else If you're you're not your next Because it's still like you're like are you still like what kind of front are you putting on you're like? Yeah, I'm still tough and you're like and you're looking down like you're like are you still like what kind of front are you putting on you're like yeah I'm still tough and you're like and you're looking

down and you're like like you're still looking at what's going on it's still a bizarre well you've been people to your will and everybody could see it which ends of the stick would you rather be I understand right what it doesn't make you get all ripped up and fuck somebody in the ass you want to pet you you want to catch which would you rather I don't don't believe it's a myth. And I believe anybody that's doing it probably would be doing it on the outside too. Prison sex is consensual.

All prison sex. No, no, no. I believe that the guys who are doing it are like they're doing it for power, quote unquote power. I believe they'd be doing it on the outside too though. So you're saying rape in general is a myth I just can't imagine. Oh, that's like like that's like you can be in the to a pulp. Yeah, why do you have to do that too though? Because you're doing it if you do it a lifetime term, bro, you got to take out the peat and shit Yeah, to receive that because it's the only way you get it

Gotta get it. Yeah, let's say your life. Could you could you may get could you let's I don't think I have it in me to like For someone to do to suck my dick. I don't think I have other other people. Yeah. Yeah. You're nothing. I'm cute. That's right. That's right. Frog. It's like in our city hall show like behind five and people. But like you gotta be you gotta

you gotta be at a certain state. Right. Well, yeah, but you probably like just going nuts in there. These are people who have probably murdered other people. Right. Have done this before to like, so you're telling me you can be aroused by all this. Me personally. That'd be the hard, that'd be crazy. That's what's really sick about it

is how somebody could be aroused around all that people. Yeah, so I understand what you're talking about. I can't know where I'm going. How does anybody, who is quote unquote straight? Well, again, if you're in there for life, bro I mean get aroused at the Losing

How far does a minute go? You got your limitations eventually eventually you just be like you know what? Enough of this after five hours. He's ready to believe In Cherry ice that looks like lipstick on your lips. You don't even have to open his mouth. It doesn't compute. When you have a cell block of people watching you and you're making and somebody else do this, how are you able to be in a state where you're, where it's like you can, you can in your head do this. You're not getting performance anxiety.

Yeah. I can't even do it with a cat in the room. I'm in the same room. I'm just like, I'm just staring at you. I'm like, oh man. You all right, I don't imagine like 30 other guys that you're like, you're making, not guys, it're like you're making

And you've got to make this point yeah, and if you're and if you let's say you're doing it at at like it's it's not even The room's gonna get em it's certainly not like your post-art clock. I got a lot to prove from your It looks more like A banana peel and a banana. Yeah. I don't think I can do it. I don't think I can do it. It's just like the banana peel. It's just like it's not the banana peel.

It's just like the banana peel. Okay. Yeah. They change it. No, you can do it. But then again, I don't think we're talking about people like us. I think we're talking about it. No, I understand, but I just can't see how.

I disagree. Everyone I have talking about people like us. I understand, but I just can't see how. I disagree. Everyone I have sex with is humiliating. Oh. Different class of people. Yeah, so Austin Jones trudges on in the tradition of Arkheli. What's the latest? I told you. I don't know if it's the Jones views an hour.

These are the seven thousand views. I hope he does videos from Joe I I would like to see that Austin Jones He's so annoying looking like he just looks like every like he looks like just a beaver want to be douchebag Like that he has that look that every like like it's it's safe, right? Like this is the safe look for young girls certainly wasn't safe No, it wasn't safe for your butthole's not safe around us Jim jostles. I was not safe at all. His hair is like what the fuck

It's all sweeping that's like the beaver of like five to seven years ago, right? That's kind of how his hair was Good good. I know I'm glad he got busted because he looks like a douche I mean even if he looked cool I mean Gliding up busted, but yeah, that's if you want to prove to cue that you're his biggest fan tweet or Fans got had the camera out I've been waiting for seven years Finally I can prove it. I've received Fitzman.

I've heard his name as he's still listening. I haven't really been online. Maybe it's something a little tweeter now and tell him that he's been mentioned on Tom's seat. It's been a while since he's been mentioned. So hopefully this gets him back. Maybe the last three. It's been back in the fall.

He's like, oh, they think I'm going to tweet my, my but hold a cue. That's what they're saying. I saw him recently. I think he does a podcast now. Oh okay so he's he's in the competition. He's on the other side of the uh cue's gonna be sending pictures his but hold the fits man. Can he answer? We do. The nature box isn't cute looking good. I think he's been eating some nature bugs. I am, man. He had to wash them late. 22 pounds. He's all cut.

I had to do that. Just by counting calories. That's all I did. Really? Yeah, because nature box they had, they put on the thing, the calories on each bag. So I just, you know, before I eat a whole bag, I make sure I don't.

I'm like, you're alive. I get plastic and all. When I was growing a hardcore that I am now, I kept it below 16. Now I'm given myself 2000 It's normal usually 2000 2000 normal. It's surprisingly not hard. You get it a lot of good stuff That's it's so everybody should be doing 2000 a day. Oh My god, if everybody in the United States is 2000 a day, we would look good. We'd be a good looking country

Yeah, the problem is like one McDonald's meal is two thousand calories or more What about a happy meal? I don't know You get away man because I go to Wendy's and I get the grilled chicken with with no Their honey mustard a chili and on sweet nice tea and it's only like Yeah, it's like five hundred and twenty calories. I had a happy meal yesterday a kids one Yeah, I had a four-piece nugget in the little fried and I didn't need the I didn't eat the apple slices. I wonder if I got it under two. Maybe the best apple slices. Yeah, they really eat pounds of meal. You don't you don't you're not a you're not a guy that has weight problems. So everybody could lose a little to be good.

Yeah, sure, but I don't look at you and say we're gonna miss fat shaming going on what's up man what is it everyone supposed to be happy with their fucking body oh no everybody's beautiful he did he lost weight too yeah lost some weight how much uh 22 pounds 23 guys have lost a combined 40 some pounds yeah I might be actually if I'm gonna be fair it's probably like like because I put on two pounds this week so I'm probably down to like well congratulate that was the it was a difficulty I know you're you were you were little it was low rough uh the first week was rough because I cut out like on the same day I cut out sugar carbs and dairy like when cold turkey on all of them so you also lost it in like two weeks two weeks mine was over two months

that's the difference he went hardcore yeah doctor true on it yeah because after the two weeks, when you lose that weight, you're like, well, I don't want to fucking stop. Now, it's pretty limited diet. It's a shake in the morning. And then you can eat all these vegetables, but you get tired of them. Limited protein, like half a cup of brown rice a day. That's sort of shit. But at least like the headaches went away. You know, I was telling Q earlier, like, you know, when I detoxed from sabaksohn, that was like a steady thing, and the basically like that and sugar are sort of the same symptoms, where it's like you get headaches and your muscle aches, back aches, all this shit, and you get in a bad mood, worse mood, I guess.

And so like the detoxing from the sugar was sort of the same. And it said it could go on for months. I mean, it hasn't for me, but that would suck. But um... You don't have to worry about that with nature box. Come on, man. I forgot what we're talking about. Yeah, I can tell.

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Free man free Sunday Jeff can't go wrong with that. I mean, what else do you want? You said you wanted Sunday Jeff to weigh in on something. Oh, yeah, I had this thing came up with this segment. It was talking on the last time Q was here. Well, can I ask you a opinion real quick about something? Sunnijet, you've, you're the authority on everything Hebrew. The liquid, the back all, let's go on right now. The back all, the back all, both. It's go on right in the pocket. Tobacco, debacle, both. It's tomato tomato.

I think so. Any twerk, twerk. So what happened? Yeah, twerk or twerk. So what happened was a bunch of people got busted for getting social services, you know, all the welfare and food stamps and social security, all that shit illegally. now they keep referring to it

as the liquid community. That's that. Right. Why won't they say that? Why do you think they're not gonna say it? Incendiary. I mean, to incendiary? I say that wrong.

But it's true though. It is true. I mean, there's so many people on millionaire. I mean, so many people have a lot of, a lot of, yeah. I don't know, did you see the houses? Yes, I do, it is. I don't let that far from liquid so i think it's

insane but they they they just won't say they keep saying the liquid community now there are plenty of gang members upstanding gang members in liquid that are not a part of this they're too busy robbing other people and should so they they just the the newspaper is suppressing the fact that it is we've seen them We've seen the hatchet job they did on cue you think they're above yeah That's true, you know reporting or not reporting or or or or having agendas

The press has agendas we've seen it on the market and Starling's the impractical joker's like that What are they gonna do to the yeah? We're gonna do the Jewish community, But it is, well, that's what they mean when they, but I'm just, it's in an ongoing case. They probably wouldn't put that purposely just because of that reason, because they would get backlash from it, obviously, but honestly, it's probably without a doubt, mostly the people that they're talking about. It's, yeah, I think it's 100% the people that they're talking about. But, yeah, it's, it's American dollars that are going out for stuff that you're paying for.

I guess what, I have to apologize. For the second time on the show, I apologize. Anyone who visited New Jersey, New York, maybe it was late last time. They come in a fucking weekly occurrence. Yeah, it's my weekly apology. We've got to apologize to anyone who came as a tourist to New Jersey. All the state parks are shut down Because they can't pass a budget cuz yeah, but fuck Chris Christie

Can't get anything done. He but he's down at his His house in the island Steve each park I read is that why the parks close? I saw the signs driving down here Yeah, cuz I can't pass a budget. Oh, man That's bridge gate. There's a whole park on Staten Island that I played in as a child. It's great kills park. I don't live too far from there. And that's all right. Staten on is only seven miles long. No matter where I live, it's not the park. But I played in there as a child and it's like about 10 years ago, they found that in the 50s, 40s and 50s, they dumped radioactive medical waste there.

So they closed the park, pen and clean up. Like a super fun site. But it's been there, it's been closed now for about a decade. Then it's just baseball fields rotting over. Old airplane, like, you know, the old model airplane thing, soccer fields all just overgrown. No, can you soup because of the shape of your head or? I don't

know. I don't think so. Maybe that's what's wrong. I don't know. See the grass by the fucking swings. Oh, I don't think it was that. I don't know. That was a virus. Oh, no. Yeah, that was from a handshake from some fucking fucker. That's why you fist bump now Yeah, I'd rather not even fist bump. I bet you it was your biggest fan who just got them taking a picture there 30 sands chasin his hands. So what's your uh? Well, I mean a couple weeks ago you brought it up earlier Sure Sunday Jeff's not even aware, but it doesn't matter. Um, I earlier. I'm sure Sunday Jeff's not even aware but it doesn't matter. I had the idea about the rebranding and doing the queuing cutalafs. It didn't go over well. Actually I'm still getting the flak and also a lot of flak, a lot of bad shitty emails about me trying to curtail you.

shitty emails about me trying to curtail you. Cretel May. Yeah. The pendulum swinging back. Yeah. Nice. Oh, shit. That I tried to silence you. I tried to suppress the real you.

I tried to, they're disappointed in me. Hold them back. I'm there. I knew signing up for all those email accounts. Pay hospital. And so I realized I overstep my bounds. I reached to, I shouldn't have tried to rebrand and I flew too high to fucking hang out with Chelsea Clinton a little bitch.

So I look at you. So but in my effort to because I really want to rebrand something though. I want to and I want to work on Saturday. I want to and I want to work on Saturday's from now on in Saturday Jeff. I had this idea of rebranding the baron von Flanagan thing. Okay, and turning it in I want to try to turn that something that everybody loves Yeah, but like the making it bigger. Okay, and turning it I want to turn it into this white mountain your opinion and how I go about doing this turning it into the podcast equivalent of Elvira

Okay and how I go about doing this, turning it into the podcast equivalent of Elvira. Okay. And you're asking me to help you. I'm sorry, Jeff, for his advice. Well, you're big of Irof and me. And I like, I want to like, I want to start building an aura around the character. I want to start to a point where I, at one time or one day, when the CBM is over, when the stage is closed, I could become the barren full-time and make a living off of it. I could see it's Fengouli does right? Something like that. And so I

thought I would start to rebrand it and give it more of a backstory the character. And remember you asked me last a couple weeks ago when you were here, you said, I wish you'd bring the hat and do the barren to the... Yeah. I brought that. I could see him doing him doing that brought the hat in the first installment in the new the new direction but they do like quips and like she is that she has a tits out you're going for gonna get your tits up I've got it all I've already got all figured out I got I even got I got a whole campaign slow slow roll out sure to to make the barren you know at some point become big enough to leave I don't feel like it wasn't gonna produce when he tried to say what he needs our help

not still I still do this but like I could do other gigs on the side. Like, you know, Alvira has, like, does, she's like a, a pitch man or a pitch woman for things. Like, things that are hard related. Yes. So your writer is like, like, all appearances must be within a 25-minute radius of my home. No, no. Like, Alvira goes everywhere.

Yeah, but like, like, she does, she does like, Budweiser. Mm-hmm. I could do Budweiser. I don't have to go anywhere. No, no, like a virus goes everywhere. Yeah, but like like she does it say does like a bug wiser Mm-hmm. I could do a bug wiser. I don't have to go anywhere to get this to a shot They could do a location shot of me doing a commercial for beer. I mean sure wouldn't be bug wiser, but maybe it is but like Live from the bottle dump like a big move to Become the podcasting equivalent of a virus. So I think what you want to do is build the brand not rebranded Well, I've taken an existing character by giving it a lot flesh it out a way more

Mm-hmm, and that's what I got a little segment here. Well that beer company. I'm tell you right now Yeah, that beer company that I'm working on still going strong on it if you want to do like a holiday, like we'll do some holiday commercials for it with the barring. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Like when Halloween rolls around,

I mean, this year I don't think we're gonna be launching time, but. So, but next year I could do the Halloween. Yeah, we'll do some commercials. Okay. Yeah, I mean, YouTube commercials. You could do Talking Dead. Oh wait, no, you can't because

it was stolen by AMC. Well, I mean, I talk to get him about this because I get him. Aaron. He's got him help me help help me flesh out some of these things and he's like he's agreed to even like try to help me like almost represent. He'll be your sidekick, girl. even like try to help me like almost represent who'll be your sidekick girl. No, just like you know anything like your agents. Something like it. Oh man. Suddenly I'm not so upset we're not a part of this. But I told them like if it's a war planning an appearance of anything you don't get shit

it has to be a barren a barren contract for you. Right just like Elvira. Yes. Okay. Like if I was out as what's her real name. Sandra and Sandra. Sandra. Sandra. Right. And when she gets that, she doesn't have to give anybody who who represents Elvira any cut. I know what he gives a shit though. Really

about Cassandra Peterson. They like Elvira, right? Right. Alright. So you're going to have to build the barring within the next year to Elvira proportions. Well, well, get him smart though. He'd like you said the same thing. Smarter than me. Well, he's mentioned that many times. He said though that you're you're shooting too high for Alvira. You know, Target is Van Gouli. Yeah. And Dan worked your way towards Alvira. That's really how she started. So way you're talking about that. Serving these people like a standing side toe to toe shoulder to shoulder.

Like people are like, should we get the barren or should we get Elvira? Well, first they'll be. You want it to not even be a question. It's cross over. I mean, I realize there's a lot of work in between getting on that level. But let me get, let me shoot, like,

get him says, shoot for the Spangouli. And then when you've got, you went down when you're sitting inside by side with him, then set your on a wire. Basically you want to be the Budwizer frogs move up to Wassap and be Clive's day. So I thought it like something because I need trick is that at any time somebody wants the baron to appear and they have to say this little poem. Okay. So if you read this Sunday Jeff If you read this this little poem, I have to the Baron has to appear and then I say a little a little Latin Just those two lines. Yeah, just those two lines say that I have a little Latin saying I say did I when I appear? Okay

Coffee on the door oh I'm a caveat mentor. Oh, fuck! Oh, really? I didn't even read it yet. Give me a little, uh, I get the mood going. I was going to be a place upon me as a... No, I got it. I'm like, that's fine.

What do I do? I'd be wearing it. It's like, it's a little nugget that, like, my true identity is this. Oh, why don't we cut that out? This way, you... You got it. Well, we can't really do any cutting out because declin is going in for another operation So fucking gotta be kidding. I don't know I'm recording this in the fucking goddamn fucking forum at EOS S for

Yeah, he's going into for an operation on Tuesday, so oh man Whatever whatever it is we can't just can't just use that and not cut anything out No, this is like four tracks going on it. I have to be mixed. We can figure this out on Mike's. Everyone's like, what the fuck? All right. Ready? All right. Darkness drown out light. A pure fiend effect within my sight. Like that?

What was it? A pure fiend effect within my sight? That's what it's like. Fiend of fact. Got it. Got it. I like it. Caviar, damn tour. Caviar, damn tour. Now you don't Got it. I like it. Kaviyat M tour. Kaviyat M tour. Now you don't say it. We're not really saying it in character. You should come out like a plume of smoke and be like, where's your thunders? I'm not visually yet until I say it. Right. Which means

that you even have to paint the picture even more with your voice. You can't just say Kaviyat M tour. You gotta be like, Kaviyat M tour. That's the charm Yeah, what dry rub? No, that's the charm. I just talk in my normal voice But it's because this is what that's where everybody loves that I think thing Gully does a little different voice too. I don't think he's even though Varra doesn't do that. She puts on a very nice guy that high sexy voice because it's the energy voice My voice that that's going to shock everybody. It's barren von Flanagan's insanity inducing facts To that are going to put me on a different plane. Yeah, yeah, any other any other pie you're gonna let your people It's gonna try to not

No, no, no and from from this segment and this initial segment, yeah, of this, every fact I tell represents a different facet of the barren. Okay. I told to build the barren persona and I'll explain each one on this initial segment. But dang, anytime I do it going forward, right. It's up to the listeners interpretation, what that fact means to the baron. Okay. You know, I'm saying because I'll say something and then like it's all a facet of the baron's personality. In fact, I'll tell you what they are today. Okay. Because

if we're moving forward, though, I won't. But you're asking. Even a two-part question. Like this, and this is just, you might be true. It might not be. No, no, the facts are all true. But why I told you the fact. Why I told you this fact, why was it important? It's up to the listeners interpretation to figure out why it's important. Can I ask you a question? Sure. Okay. Because Cassandra had a very clear persona.

You got it right away. There was no guessing. That's why she was the Bud Light Halloween girl. That's why she had the TV shows, the movies, the games, everything. She was a giant poop. She was shit like quirky little jokes. Everything was like sexually tinged. She was sassy.

She was sassy. Got it. So your thing that's going to go toe to toe that is you're going to say facts that people have to think about and interpret and mic it wrong. I feel bad about that. So drive them insane. Yeah, I drive them like it just feels like you're asking people to do a lot of work when

the path to the success you're looking for is making it as palatable as possible. Right, but you have to build upon that. Like every time the Baron appears, every time I also, also, another thing I thought about, every time I tell a fact, I let it be known that I bring myself closer and closer to hell all right So this is a great personal cost I don't so every time I tell a fact though. It's important All right, I can't get I can't come back to this plane now. We now you got a great mythology I'm built that's what I'm talking about it every fact I tell I'll tell you why I said it tonight

Why it's part of the mythology? Yeah, but then moving forward though. It's up to you or the listener to figure out why I told it to you But one of the average listener just be like well, just stop telling facts I'm a fiend of fact. I got a tell I can't stop. Okay. Love it. Well, what do you do after that though? You just tell facts or then do you then present a movie? You guys digest them and you guys talk about oh, so we are involved because yeah you guys are involved okay I'm off when I move on and become a solo act That's what I mean when you're I don't think you have to worry about that when you're solo

What do you do aside from tell people facts that they then have to room and eat about? This I'll buy a deal she just stands there. She just stands there to drink beer or here or she had a comic book or she had an anthology comic book where she presented stories. Joe, I'm on your side. Right, that's all I can do. Just show up on my hat. Okay, so your hat is... Hold on, I got a charm.

Looks like the bookworm from Batman. You got your charm from the ground or should I? I don't need it now because we're on beyond the cape. All right. But these people don't really do anything. They don't have a lot of talents. Well, she's cheesy and sexy and so on. Right, but it's great.

She's a phenomenal and all the props to her. But when you're going to cut red to the chase, she doesn't really do anything, but just appear a lender named or something. Would you not agree? Well, she used a host movie. Yes, you remember? I wanted you to. Okay. Why not? I mean, you're on AMC already, and they have the Halloween thing. Kevin hosted it. Why not? Why not the Baron? Not the Baron. Right. That would happen. That I can definitely have to go to New York. All right, Let's get a buzz. I got to get a buzz going. Charlie's like, who's the bad?

President AMC's reading this memo like, what would? All right. Let's hear the facts. All right. I know. Like I said, I can't tell many because every time I tell a fact that grow, it's one step closer to I can never come back. How many facts can you say before you go to hell? that's a mystery that's up there I know one knows only I know and I'm not gonna reveal that got it got it but then every time no someone says you truly In fact Star Did you remember the poem now if you want me to say it? Let's start this from the beginning okay?

Okay, hold on you do it let's do a proper. Alright. Now Now Am I just gonna say you only put on a voice to set a mood? You're just any person Like someone comes into the store if they recite the poem. Yeah, you'll put on the Have force. That's like mix a place. You have to appear. Okay. I think that's gonna have got it. All right If it means that I can read I can read hold on you got to be quiet You got to go away for a second before I get something I can read I can read hold on you gotta be quiet you gotta go away for a second before I get something Darkness drown out light appear fiend of fact within my sight Kaviott M tour oh the battering is here all right and you requested facts I can eat it. I know dude. I know it's gonna send you close to the hell, but I can really go for some facts.

I can't. Well, it's maybe your hell. Maybe I want to go to hell. That's what I'm saying. Like, I like the mystery. Oh, and also why I'm doing my own thunder, because I know that I'm not getting them. The deckland's going in for the hospital,

so I also leave. Okay. This is just to help out deckland too. Okay. So nobody get on decklands ASCOS, or it's a real thunder. He's for or that you haven't heard the podcast until two weeks from now.

What is he got an operation for? His navel was split in half or something. And he's still talking about his belly button. Well, it's got and maybe got infected or something. Gross. Yeah, it's not good. I feel bad for the guy. Yeah, it's horrible.

And I hope him for the best, but I don't want to give him any extra work. I wish you had told me that I would have told you know I can't stay a doctor I've got to make thunder effects for the baron Where can't appear I'll go to hell doctor He's a fiend of fact you know They're like holy shit. We haven't even given him the drugs yet

They're like holy shit, we haven't even given them the drugs yet. Can you get me, can you get me, mix and pour it into the OR? I can see him, I can see him already in front of me with his hat and the cape and the armulate. Cove, Covey, I'll tempt her. Now you're big, you're a big ol' fire fan, right? You got the statues, you got all the fucking statues. Enough stuff. Would you buy a baron statue? Maybe.

I would not. I definitely would. Yeah, but if he's in that get up, I probably would. Can we get our guy like a 3D statue of the baron? That would be awesome, right? Hey, fucking Katero brothers, you know what I mean? Like that's what they do. If fucking design the fork, they design the fork

all of demon logo. I mean, if they want to fucking a lot of tackle a sculpt of the barons. Yeah. I I take one I can't afford the operation duck I'm pre-ordering better as such from diamond comics Kevin I'm sorry even the ill and the fucking maim to you

I blame doctor All right, so as I said before every fact, I will tell you why. And for this one time only, I'll reveal why this fact is important. So we're going to start off the facts today with a standard repulsive, harring-fying fact. This fact sends a clear message that the barren deals and the shocking and the repulsive. Our Kelly got off on a technical date. Okay, you ready? Yeah. at the barren deals and the shocking and the repulsive. Our Kelly got off on a technicality. Okay, you ready?

Yeah. There is a semen eating tribe in New Guinea. Oh, wow. Wow. It's not a prison, right? We talked about it. No, we didn't. Yeah, we did.

Okay, tell me why they eat semen. It was like, it was like a coming of age thing, right? Wait, boys or girls are both. No, it was like they made the boys. That's what I thought too. Yeah, we talked about this. Oh man, you got to close marks. But no reason he's got.

I remember you were talking about this. Yeah, you've wrote it up before. Was it a barren track? I think it was on like the world's greatest shit holes. Like one of the real- No, no. I wouldn't say that's a shit hole. No. He's defending New Guinea no, I would say that's shit. Oh, he's defending New Guinea. I don't ever talk about it.

Yeah, you brought this to my attention. But whatever, let's worry. Remove from the presence of all females, the New Guinea boys and at the age of seven, living with other males for 10 years until they're 17 and they have to perform oral sex on the elders. At 8, 7, or 17. Yeah, I think that's the way it works. So it's a tribe of child molesters basically.

That's what it is. Throughout the six stages of the tribes, right now. Don't shame them. The boy will perform Felatio to those to to ironically prove he's a man. So it can prison. Maybe that's why to do it. Prove there, man. And let me ask you this, if someone does it here, right? In the stash?

Not necessarily in the stash, maybe outside. Is it cultural appropriation of the New Guinea tribe? I think blow jobs are universal like your guinea. Yeah. Maybe there's a style of blow job. I think there jobs are universal like your gimme. Yeah. Maybe there's a style of blow job. I think the style being with a 7 year old boy. Yeah, I think you probably.

Alright, so, okay, I don't know if you knew this though. Maybe this will make up for the fact that the Baron found the 8th. No, no. This is going to hurt the launch in the end. No, it's not. The brand is taking a battery man. I said it only because I know Tomorrow's post is gonna be like Baron fucks up

But this little mini fact within a fact. Okay, there's little nuggets in the facts, too love it this tribe uses certain branches and mints To when once they go back to the women they are so reposed by the repulsed by the odor of female genitalia that they can't take the smell of it and they cover they use a mints and other things to cover up the smell. They jam it in the women. Yeah. I have a feeling that is nothing to do

a suck and dick for 10 years. I have a feeling that it's because you're in a tribe and you get in you're not a tribe in New Guinea. You're not a fucking first world country. What the fuck? I do throw in mince all over it too. Where do they get the mince? Yeah, like certs. No, like the mince. Mint leaves. Got it. They ground up the leaves. They do which we use the same thing what it giant hairy new guinea bushes but yeah I'm fucking minced stuck in them but why did the

the the pesdospenser why did the parents tell us I told what a mess this is the right other gate right right now we said you were going to explain

I did was the explanation I missed it I'm sorry um that's on me will you say said this fact about the semen eating tribe. Yeah. Sends a clear and of message to the listeners that the mat, the baron deals in the shocking and repulsive. God. So I, these, so I, if you have a, if you have stomach problems or if you have, if you have a weak stomach, maybe the barren's not for you. Well, that's gonna hurt.

If you're opposed to trail molestation, maybe you don't want to listen. That's gonna hurt your employment opportunities as a barren. Oh, no, that's what people want. People don't want that. People dig that, man, they dig like human-centred. Now, beard companies. Human-centred pizza huge. Not with beard companies. No,

guardians of the gals shut up shut up. I saw a Budweiser commercial, the human centipede in it. Like fucking Indiana Jones is huge. The human centipede is not huge. Most people I know never saw humans. They just said, you know, fucked up movie. They just soda, but your asses of mouths. Well, Well, the American public yearns for the shocking, like they gravitate towards it. I don't know, man. They're on the third car's movie.

I don't think that they're like fucking you. All right. Yes, it just went to go see Despicable Me 3. There was no human centipedes in that, you said. You don't think though that America loves to be challenged on what they can... Oh, I think though that America loves to be challenged on what they can. Oh, I know, America does not love to be challenged. I never affected it.

I never shocking in terms of the repulsive like I think a certain subset does, but those people are not. But your broader audience, yeah, is not going to be like, why isn't he talking about human centipede in five minutes? Well, I don't mean I'm not talking just about you. I'm talking about like bringing facts and to the table that make certain people like too much. It's gonna make you uncomfortable.

Yeah, it's too much. Let's say that's a good start. Yeah, sure. Are you on now? Now you know I'm talking about it. Dude, I'm always on board with you. Even when I'm excluded on board. All right, so what's the next fact?

All right, so the next fact. This, the Baron, he appears, he just says facts and then leaves. He sends facts that makes gets the room talking. And some of the some of the room may not be able to handle it. And I have to leave or maybe or a revet or a vocably damaged after hearing it. Love it. I love it. I'll tell you what, no Budweiser commercial will be talked about as much as this one. If he came on, he was like, want to hear about a seamen eating tribe

And that then still fucking convalescing so you have to do your own thunder And it's all tiled out what's going on in the in the guinea like what's going on? Yeah, there's a seven-year-old blowing some adult fuck up While he's throwing mints on a girl's I'm gonna do a lot of it definitely go by some Bob might because it's about to be a collector's item I thought you meant to drown out the fuck out I and let and does be fair in the game tribe. I do believe that they wait until they're 17 to perform all that Okay, well, that's just like prison secretary. Yeah, he's a very rosy outlook on all the shit I haven't done enough homework just to go on record is saying that seven-year-olds they get removed from the female Part of the tribe and they don't see him again for 10 years for what reason

To make them become men like so in 10 years just so you know they become warriors in that time Okay, pick sucking wars. I love it. The first battle I'd fight is against sucking more dick. But you think you I'm you're pretty silo. Were you were you on are you on the edge of a sanity? Oh yeah. I've been on the edge of the sanity for quite some time when I applied. Is it is it is it due to the seam eating tribe factors it because more other things are pressing? I would say more other things are pressing. Well, can you just lie and say it was because of the seamen eating tribe? What other things are going on?

The seamen eating tribes aren't fucking rocking your words. All right, fact two. All right. To get to your point about Elvira. Yeah. And like Elvira, the Baron will use sex to build his mystique. This fact will show you why. And then 1500s in France, where you just came to.

Women could charge their husbands with impotence. Impotence? Impotence. Was this a right there? Impotence. That's what it says. Those glasses work. Can I take, we're going to thumb this straight.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I know, but it, that's important. That's important. Impotence. No, that's impotence. Impotence. Talking about the impotence of things. It's important.

It's not important. It's not important. The barren's done. He's finished our interview. Come eat and then rest. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the The husband then would have to become a wrecked and show he could ejaculate in a courtroom. Whoa! If he failed, he could demand a trial by Congress and attempt to have sex with his wife in front of a room of experts. Whoa! Can you imagine like you go to law school? You eventually become a judge and you're like, what's my next case? And it's like this dude's gonna get hard and jerk off.

Really? Did you, was I haven't paid the subject? That was shocking. Was that shocking? But do you think that we need to bring this kind of law back into the world? Well, the type of women that are gonna going to bring a forward are going to be people who get off and being watched. Or humiliating their husband.

No, the first step of the accusation was you have to go and have to get hard in front of a- Well, if my wife wrote that against me, I'd just be like, can we just get a divorce? And do we have to go- But it sounds like prison. You've got to get hard in front of a roofful image of people. You've got to walk your eyes over the kind of divorce? Do we have to go? But it sounds like prison. You've got to get harder front of a roofful and then you've got to walk your eyes with a guy like you and you're waking up. It's what you mean.

And he's a barren field follow up questions I know. Yeah, go ahead. Well, I'm asking you, like somebody comes into the stash, says the magic word you appear. You say a fact. Yeah, you're only going to get one. One fact. One fact in person. Plus questions. And there's a fee

Copy on the door maybe Now it's coming out. Yeah, that's where you buy everywhere the fact maybe shitty. What's the I'd make it up as I go People like it eventually gets out on red and like most facts are about cum or guys coming. All right, you know what, I'll be fair to the ants who come in and they want to, they may recite the poem and expect a fact. Do you want to fight our fact or a $10 fact?

Oh, all right. Because the $10 fact you're going to bring a closer to hell. No. It's just more mind blowing. Close to retirement. It may, you know, let's say it just more mind blowing. Close to retirement. It may, you know, let's say it is more mind blowing. Okay. You know what I would say?

Can I build on that for you, Sake? If you come to the stash and you want to ask the barren for a file fact or a ten, I'll affect. I don't want them engaging you unless that money is out and on the counter. You know Stan? Oh, so you don't summon the barren and then fucking start haggling about money. You got to put your own account and then you say the counter. You know, Stan, oh, so you don't, you don't summon the barren and then fucking start haggling about. You got to put you on the counter. They say the poll. Yes, you got to have the money. You got to have the money at a hand on

the counter. Yes. This way, there's no, there's no, you recite the poem with no money. It's like, it's like throwing it into a wishing well, you know, it ain't going to work. It's not going to work. You got to put the money on the counter. Take a hand off the money, recite the poem, then the banner and a few. Yeah, I'll put the hat on, I'll give you the whole show. Alright, love it.

This is great. That's it though. Then you can't ask me nothing about it though, then I take the hat off and it's over. I deal you then, leave the store. Go to surf talk, I'll start then. Have him text me when they're gone. Go there. If I was a listener, don't see me.

I couldn't fucking wait to get to the stand and lay down money. So what do you think about that fact Sunday, Jeff? Is that barbaric? Or is that something that maybe we need to rethink in today's world where we're you know have we gotten too far away from this. Yes, so you think but a guy so a guy gets brought into court. I didn't know I didn't know because he's like he can't what he can't get hard. I've heard people say the word important. Yeah, well they're saying it wrong.

Important. Yeah. It's not right. I've heard people say the word important. Yeah, well they're saying it wrong In potent The pronunciation is not important Definitely definitely a different job for the sketch ordinances. Um, oh, yeah Do you think that would you want to be on would you want trial the jury duty that day? You when someone had to come in and get hard in front of you? How many jurors does it take? I mean it could be just a judge. I don't want to I don't want to see it. What could the guy accuse women against? I believe I don't know that that's a different fact. Okay, and

He's trying to get a $10 fact for five bucks But what do you think about that? Am I shocked by it? Well, do you think you could, let's say, you were brought up on these charges, Susanne's like, he's blasted as a, as a, as a, he's, he's got a floppy going on. What are the main discussions, I guess, with my question? Yeah, I mean, do I finally, do I finally get away? I believe there was a money involved in that.

Oh, I so I got it now pay Plus knock it hard. Oh god Almost like a fine I said because your wife you know had to put up with your No woman had I know the man you go into court to prove your man. That does seem weird. I'm fucking man's world up until like I'll tell you what I think we're going to see this coming back to pretty soon. Yeah.

Oh, heavy duty feminism. They're like this fucking chump can't get hard on bringing them to court. You got to prove it. I'm for it. Yeah. Could you could anybody here at the table think that they could perform and beat the charges? Could you get off now? I hear at the table think that they could perform and beat the charges Could you get off now? Could you jerk off in front of the judge? Are you staring at me now? No, no, no, I'll be strangers. I'm with that

strangers make makes it a little bit easier. Is there a female juror I could lock eyes with? I'm not sure. Yeah, but she's from New Guinea with a smelly push. Oh, that would have mattered because I'm just I'm just doing my own thing. I guess it's, let's say it was today in today's world. If you're brought up on these charges, you would have some females on the jury. Then I might be able to do it. What if it's all gay dudes? Are you secure enough in your masculinity? That's what does that mean? Like, lickin' their lips? Like, what do you think? Yeah, they're lickin' their chops and like rubbing their hands. That's not my, that's what I, that's what I've heard. He wouldn't be privy to that

information though. Well, he would see it though. Well, they're all salivating and don't crazy because Q's fucking drop in trial and try and get hard. Okay. So would you prefer that? So you think it's suit? Would you bypass the first stage and go right to the just bring your wife in and show everybody that you can? Oh, that was the alternative. Yeah, you can just go in, show you can become erect and... I would do it because then she's got to perform too. So it's like, well, you got to send to this mess, so that fucking spirit.

We're both going to be fucking suffering. You got to send to this mess. So that fucking spirit, we're both gonna be fucking suffering. We're gonna fuck our way out together. I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. That's like a sit-off. That would be, I would watch that show. Yeah, I would watch that too. All right. I mean, you probably could do that show on like a cinemax or something.

It would be like Jerry Springer. And like if the if the girl gets upset like they you know how like in mori They always run off into that back room like if the guy can't get hard She's like oh, I can do it like you're not attracted to me or whatever Uh-huh. Or you're fucking looking at those gay jurors and you like them better And she's all like her panties around their ankles. So she's doing that half run., like that. And they're chasing her with the car. She's shuffling away in shame. I'd watch that shop watch it. That's your wish. You get to me in here. See we got a new pitch for you. We got Luke Crate. Do you want to tell your personal endorsement story? Does anyone want to tell your personal endorsement story?

Yeah, I will. Do you get Luke Crate Sunday, Jeff? No, that's surprising. Why not? You like to know what you're getting? I don't quite like blood. It's nothing more. Oh, you're out of the game? He's a very limited game now. Do you still have the Puppa Master toys? No, I still have. up a master toys? No, so I still have. Hmm. Huh. Hmm. Sunday Jeff, out of the game,

there's a younger box like this Austin Jones or whatever, man. He's out there looking at buttholes and stealing your toys. I'm like, I'm like, did you do imagine? Like, that's a weird fucking,

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1999 a month I think I don't know if it says maybe you got to go to Luke Creek calm slash TSD next fact All right, next fact, the barren, I want to paint an order that the barren can be both villain of mankind as well as an occasional hero. This following fact will help build that trait. There has only been one confirmed case of a person ever being hit by a meteor. How is that helping humanity? All I hear about and read about is like people are stressed out about an asteroid. Oh, so you're saying don't worry, only one person is dying. It's never, it's only happened once in the history and it didn't even kill this woman.

Right. This woman who got hit, it bounced off her thigh and gave her a bruise So small I think people I think that's almost like a bruise what looks like a shark attack What is I I don't think people worried about that. I think they're worried about like the the life ending event that killed the dinosaurs Well, I think they should be worried about the fact the fact is incorrect. Oh! The fact is incorrect.

Yeah, a meteor doesn't hit the earth. And ash glow it. A meteorite hits the earth. A meteor is the flash of light in the sky, so... Oh, to some reason. Wherever you're red, that's a technical thing. It's a technical thing. So he's going to get you on it though.

Baron, you got to be careful. What do we do? Caviar, I'm to our bitch. Oh, it's nice. Nice. So I got that, that's why I threw the Latin down. Nice. I covered my ass, me, and get him one over this. He said that.

What happens if somebody gets you on a technicality? You know Johnson will try to pull that. Let's outsmart him. Done. I don't think I'd be bested by a Caviod, I'm too. But here we are. Have you ever worried about a meteor or a meteorite ever hitting you? Oh, sorry.

No. Never. Never worried about it. No. There's a big, it's a big... Killed a dinosaur, right? Yeah, whatever. Um, but...

This is, you would, you would, you would, uh... No, I like that. You would agree though, this is a big, this is a big worry. A big stress and do certain amount of people, right? I think it's one, No, I like that. You would agree though, this is a big, this is a big worry. A big stress and do certain on people, right? I think it's one of, yeah, I think it's a big stress for people. I never, ever think about it. I think about walking into traffic way more than I ever think

about a fucking meteorite hitting me. I think everything, every other show on Discovery is about what if the world ends by a meteor hitting us, or a meteorite hitting us? Oh, really? And it's, it's only happened once. I don't think so. Where a meteorite hit us. Oh really? And it's only happened once. I don't think so. Where a meteorite hit the other person.

Oh, hit a person. Hit a person. And it gave her a bruise. Just gave her a bruise. Hmm. So then why is everyone so scared? And why are there so many documentaries about it? Because I'm just trying to scare you.

And a barren's here to tell you with that fact. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. There's no reason to stress about that. It's not a big worry. It's not a big it's not a big worry. You're more likely to win the lottery 100 times than get hit by a meteor. He wants. So you spread that or spread that around Sunday, Jeff. Yeah, when you go to work tomorrow, let them know. Don't worry about them. Everybody, everyone, listen calm down. I know you probably all watched Discovery Child last night. This next fact is important.

I'm going to use the Alice Cooper. No one's ever been hit by a meteorite filled with coffee. Alice Cooper has said that he considers the Alice character that appears on stage as almost another being who takes over and does and says things that he could never do. With this next fact, I want the Baron to have that kind of aura. This fact lets me be free of the responsibility of saying something that may be unpopular. Okay, we're illegal. And the Baron has to take on the, the, the, some ramifications of, of, of learning the world to this fact. There are cells in the human body called Faggot cells, which cause leukemia.

Now, how is that get spelled? Sunday, just like we said on the school ground, many, many years ago, which we have to say. That correctly. Like I couldn't say that no more, right? I can say that word. I think the bad word means that. And I won't say that word, but now the barren can say it. It has different meanings though.

There it is. Right. And is this fact right, Brian? Or are you trying to look for that technicality? No, I've never heard of Faggot's old barren. So I'm I'm looking it up to educate myself You've got that prison you've got me That's where the big boys do in all his business But that's what prison. What is it cute? No the No, the Faggot is a Spundler Sticks and the cells are...

Oh, it gives the appearance of a bundle of sticks. Yes, that's what they're saying. Well, why have they not changed it to LGBTQ cell? And that's what I want to know. Does that shock you? That they would name something like that? No, because it's not named after gay people. It's named after the old English, the bundle of sticks. I guess. I mean, when was it? You're not

you're not pushing to have it changed? Should there be a movement? Well, I wasn't aware of it until less than a minute ago, but now it's I'm enraged. And it's the most important thing on my docket because isn't that the way the world works? You hear about something and immediately you're fucking pissed. Should we should the as a society should we stand for a medical term being so? That should be changed here. It's here. It's written as an medical term. I don't see but I'm saying the way that we're thinking about it. It's not really saying any of the stuff that we think is. Oh, I know. I know what it I know why why the barren but the barren wants to be popular. So why would you say everything every single thing you said so far aside from like you might not get to the media. How am I going to push you to the edges of San Diego? With fun facts? No, I hear you're saying, but what I'm saying is it's against what you want to accomplish.

He's like, hey everyone, every here of a fag itself. Drink Budweiser. But like, remember how big Dice was? Sure, 80s. In the 80s and 90s, I remember how big you were. You know how big dice is now. That could come around again. Actually, that dice show was good.

That's not going to be fun. But I am not. People don't want it coming around. Yeah, they don't want to bring it back. What did I say? I wasn't the baron saying that was so horrible. You didn't say that. What drove you to the break of insanity, Q?

Maybe, right. Maybe. I'm not in fact so far as made you so repulsed. units and what drove you to the brink of insanity q maybe right i'm not a fact so far as may g-cell repulse this is the fact that it's made me so repulse that you want this character to be popular that's the fact that he's playing eighty seven he was huge he was madison square garden level huge maybe he was but he would have i said that you think it's gonna anger people well using the word faggot for any reason. Yeah, but it's a it's a matter of term. I know, but you can't explain that

in a Budweiser commercial. No, of course I can't use it in that context, but here to build Faggot. To build the character. To bring the Faggot. Why wouldn't I use the proper medical terminology? Because it might offend people. I understand, but there's no reason to be offended. It has nothing to do with it. Well, I mean, you're a straight white male in a top hat. What do you think, everybody? I don't know that anybody wants to hear your definition

of what's offensive enough. Well, I'm throwing it out there. I'll tell you what, they definitely don't. Yeah, I'm throwing it out there. I'll tell you what, they definitely don't. Yeah. I'm throwing it out there for you guys to digest. I'm not offended. Change this? Should we make a, should we go on record as being the barrens against this?

Or should the barren, I don't think the barren should weigh it at all. I don't think the barrens should weigh it at all. Shouldn't even let the world know that there's a term out there. We should just close our, our, our eyes and put our, put the barrens fingers in his ears. I definitely want to risk a step to hell on it. I'll tell you that much. It's too late. He just told you.

You really believed that that like I'm actually happy to hear this because I know I'm going in the right direction. And if you can shot the legs of a BQ. Yeah, but I'm not shocked. I'm talking a marketing point of view. Right, but this little fact is not going to come back to get me when I'm when I'm when I'm climbing a marketing point of view. Right, but this little fact is not gonna come back to get me when I'm climbing a ladder of success. You never know, Paula Deans said something 20 years ago.

I was lying about it. I didn't make this fact up. Right. You can't, you can't, you can't, I don't like the fact. I don't think it's a fact. I think it's the cavalier use of a word that you know has double meaning and trading on that.

I don't say anything wrong. It's called a Faggot-Selt Dummies. It's like when people is just like, well, Niggeredly means cheap. It's just like, well, yeah, we know it does. But you could just say cheap. Yeah, like why are you just saying that? I'm trying to help you. I'm not a gay. It's not me versus that. Plumwise, I'm not a monster. I got a new fact.

You know how you call people cheap? Well guess what? I got a new word for it. What's that? I just don't think that I'm... No, no, not like that. I'm not like that. Let me just take the time, the 30 seconds, during Super Bowl to explain why I use the word nigger to be in shape.

It's fine. Listen, yeah, because just because people don't know, I hope they all have a bag of cells in them. What are you doing? Listen to the baron, drink it a bud. I just don't understand why you think that the world cannot hear a fact without like losing their mind I know ironically that's what I'm after I want to say a fact that I'll make the world lose their mind right and that's what the goal is

The goal is that the goal is against your ultimate goal is becoming huge. Yeah I just I don't see it. I don't you know what we we have to just wait and see because I don't think it will come back to a fact. No, I just he just told you something off air. Something so minor that could get someone ousted from their job. Right? The comic book thing. Oh yes. Now if that is driving people crazy and it's a small segment of people but Companies big companies react to one person. You've said it yourself I didn't say anything. I know Walt didn't but Baron the Baron didn't say anything I'm still a Baron till I take this hat off

The Baron didn't say anything incentive. He didn't say this Can I get it say anything offensive, did he? Oh no. He did? He said, I can't. Oh no, I can't believe it. I hate that Baron. Oh Baron.

Please no one say that poem. I don't bring money in. If I had said something, the kissing school money must have dried up. That's why he's doing this. If I had said something in flammatory you didn't say anything of flammatory, but you're offensive It's I don't know how to explain the difference to you. Yeah, I wish you would I am telling you then get him hammered this out Dude, no, I understand that I'm just saying that that nobody wants to play with the word. Oh, you're saying that it's the word, that word too.

It's the effort. Even though it's in the medical journals, even though you can go to Harvard and Yale, and you can look it up, and you may have to deal with it, and you may have to know about it, and may have to treat it. The average person? Then let's change the word then. The average person.

It's not the same. It's the average person. What? The average person could say it all they want. You want to sell beer? You can't say that word. If you would take a survey of 100 people and ask what that word means, what are they going to tell you? But I'm not going to tell you it's a sell. Well, maybe the barren's just bringing awareness that the word that the medical term has to be changed then. It's time. So now you're against it. The barren doesn't, that's up to the government.

You're like, let's change the facts. The interpretation. Yeah. And is the barren for're against it. The Baron doesn't, that's up to the government. You're like, let's change the facts. The interpretation. Is the Baron forward against it? I don't know. I think the Baron should not even hold you himself in the conversation. I think the Baron should leave himself out of that conversation. Because nobody's having the conversation. You're just starting the conversation.

I've never heard of this until today. Just stay out of it. It's kind of the do-you. Don't of it. It's kind of on the do-you. Don't start it. Yeah. Unless we want to do the next fact. I don't think that. I don't know.

The last one wasn't inflammatory enough. I don't care. I don't care what the Baron does. I'm talking to the Baron about selling beer. Okay, do you think, okay, movie, if I had a Budweiser contract right now, I may agree with you. I may, the Baron may... You may have backed up my factory. You may have backed up my factory.

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You may have backed up my factory. You may have backed up my factory. You may have backed up my factory. You may have backed up my factory. You may have backed up my factory. You may have backed up my factory. get the barons name out there and people talking about it i've got to make a splash that's not the split that's not the lake you want to make that splash what by saying that by quoting a medical fact yes you don't do it why there's so many facts there's so many why are you going to put the potential audience member by saying something that might why are they upset by that fact because they think that you're just saying the word to be shocking And they go

You're using something that is brought tons of people pain and anguish just to be shocking like you don't have the right to do that I'm not talking about gay people talking about leukemia and who doesn't want to think of leukemia about gay people. I'm talking about Luke. And who doesn't want to think of leukemia? Faggot. Just to fucking shock people when that word has been used against people as a weapon historically. It does not make the Baron look good. I don't think but I don't think that's like you're lynching right? But the Baron didn't get the word. Brian Lynch. So it's fine. Like it doesn't it's not the Baron didn't invent the term. He didn't have he had nothing to do with it. No, but the Baron, that clears that up. Oh, all right. I thought he invented the word So you're saying let's say you had these cells in you. Yeah, I'd call a cancer

I wouldn't say a ragged cells Well, let's say you had to let's say you had to go out and The bird will go to the doctor. I got baggots cells You would you would you would even tell you wouldn't tell your family what you had. I would have said a baggets. So I told you not to do that shit. I need to so. I just that.

Yeah. Hey, come out here. You got some fangu cells in ya? Get em boys! Pop! No! Hold the boy up! I owe them brother! No no, it's good, it did's better, I got cancer, I'm not gay!

Oh shit! Oh I'm sorry, I'll help him out boys! Yeah, I think sorry. Talk about boys. Yeah. Oh, I think we broke his arm. What are you crying your face? Get him. I have been to New Guinea. I just don't think, um, yeah.

I don't think the barren should have to pay the price for a medical terminology. I agree with that. I agree with you. But the baron will pay the price. Not at this point in the baron's career though. But now that's even worse, because all you're doing is laying a fucking bomb for someone when you do get successful to rip it away from you. Here's audio, shocking audio.

No, there's a... there's just six flags endorsed yeah he was gonna replace the dance and old guy tell thanks about like French bulldogs well he wants to be shocking and drive you and so I want to be I want to be renowned in the horror field though well then tell facts about serial killers I only got two more you want to hear him or you want to be renowned in the horror field though. Well then tell facts about serial killers. I only got two more you want to hear them or you want to. I want to hear them all. I think this is a great idea. Just shit, Candace.

No, this is a great idea. You're just going to work the kinks. You're just going to work the kinks out. Is right. That's it. Harshan, my baron bust. No, I don't want to. I want this to live forever, which is why I'm telling you.

The baron does live forever. Until he goes to hell No, he leave the eternal even in hell even in hell I'll be telling facts to Lucifer and he ain't gonna fucking cry if I say a fact that may offend him It may not be so PC. I'm not offended Nothing offends me I want the Baron to have the I want his origins to be shrouded in mystery. Okay. I want to have like multiple legends and You know, just like there's no set origin. The Baron didn't just go to party city and buy a pat This next fact help builds

help builds. You ordered it on Amazon. You're the worst. It's like a New Year's Eve hat. You'd be with magical powers that will drive you going insane. It's like the hat you put on Frosty. I got it for two days for you shipping. Amazon Prime. Have you burnt it?

This next fact helped build a potential origin for the barren. Tumors can grow hair, teeth, and sometimes eyes. And that is a shocking fact. It's driven me insane and has not made me worry about potentially losing any money. What? Budweiser will be behind it. Oh, that's a fact that like that you're saying you can get behind that fact I can get behind that fact. What about people who suffer from tumors that have hair eyes and teeth? Yeah, but that's not about their feeling that's not that's not discriminatory anybody can do that

Yeah, but am I not making light of their affliction? Yeah, but that's all right because you might get that affliction Because it's also not called a faggot tumor or something. You're just saying tumor. Plus you might get a tumor. You're never going to be called a faggot and beat the death behind the fucking bar because you're not gay. You've never suffered through those fucking kind of hatred. That's why you can comment on tumors. This is good though, because that last fact is still

spurring honest and educational conversation that is the the fact that is needed who doesn't want that from their beer commercial hey let's shut off the super bowl of talking about I get stuff for the next 45 minutes son what's the best commercial? Yeah, go daddy's gonna be vying for that. Budweiser. Look and you guys figure out why that, why that fact is in count. Can I take a yes? Because you looked at Gidham and was like, oh my god, the tumors can grow hair teeth

and can I take a yes? Can I take a yes? Because the barren was born of a tumor on wall flan again and it grew into a person. That's why he's not responsible for anything the Baron says. It's different. That's the rumor that's out there now. The legend now you just said it. Yeah. And now it's now it's, um, where'd you hear that rumor? I just made it up. I deduced it. Now it's cannon. Yeah, well possibly. It's possibly, can't it? So the Walt Flanagan tumor became sentient. I had a tumor in high school. How'd it removed?

Kept it. It bought a hat on Amazon. I didn't keep it. But it wasn't disposed of properly. Oh, man. I remember that tumor. I do remember that. It crawled back to you. From the medical waste bin medical way spin we got to take it off in the hospital. No, I didn't

Always assist it wasn't a tour okay, I assist on my arm They can grow hair. I just like get them. Yeah, what was ditto in like crazy? What do you think of that one? Is that repulsive is that shocking is horrific? I'm not a not repulsive a repulsive. I am pretty gross. There's a chance that you're talking and sitting next to a tumor with teeth hair and eyes. My father says that's me all the time. When I'm drinking tumor hair and eyes tumor I'm sitting next to them. then. And does does does the does Wolfland again pay a price for whatever the barren says and rent real in real world. No, no, I don't think so. Okay, good. All right, last fact, let you

buy just that tumor one to say that's an except that's an acceptable fact. Yes. I mean, you don't think so. I mean, a duck paid the price for Gilbert. Okay, tumor ones too is too hot button to not none of these are two hot but for me I love all right so the one that you you have to you would strike the seamen eating tribe well that you wouldn't are you talking about

broadcast television because then yes to build up to build up to build up to build the legit commercial character no I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't cut that one because basically you're ripping you you know, you're bringing to light discussing pedophiles. That's everybody's against pedophiles. But there's those laws in New Guinea, I'm sure not the laws. Nobody's gonna agree with that law though. Different culture.

Yeah, but, but, you know. What about the New Guinea, what about the New Guinea marketing for the baron? My heart though, if I forgot. I think the New Guinea tribesmen market, you may lose some people, but you're all right. It's okay. What about the, what about the, in France, the, the man who, who called, that's okay too?

That's great. And sexy like a virus, boobs. Some people you get turned off on by that. Yeah, turn on by that. Yeah. But that would be very hard. The virus titters. He can get a heart for you.

He got a heart for you. He got a heart for you. He got a heart for you. He got get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask.

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He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get hard for you as a flask. He could get'll definitely put some people at ease. Okay, yeah, okay, but the cell one I would lose the cell one Last one then okay. I Want the baron to have contempt for the privilege then for those in power. Oh

No, this fact help builds upon that trait. Well, now you isn't everyone have contempt for you. No, I am those people contempt for you. No, I am those people. Here's the thing, vocally, people are going to be very supportive of this next fact, but money's not going to pour in on it. That's why Marvel's fucking going out of business. What are you saying? I think you're going to get a lot of chatter about it, positive about how the, about how the, the, the Baron is, is doing the right thing more than you. But I winked to corporate, as I say this fact. Okay, what's the fact? Let me hit it. Is corporate standing off camera? You're like, I winked to corporate like, Hey,

we both know this is bullshit. I don't believe this, but you guys are, I say this, I say this to make up for that cell debacle. Right. Remember when I got you guys in big trouble with the fact I get cell thing? Well, now I'm going to pretend I'm against you. All right. Banks have therapists known as wealth psychologists who help ultra rich clients who are unable to mentally cope with their immense wealth. I would say that was way more contempt if I was on camera.

Yeah, it's also relatable. It's like you're so rich you need a shrink fuck you. I've been thinking about killing myself for two straight weeks And I'm gonna pop the piss in right. Well, that's a save like I anger like give me those problems. Yeah, I'll take those problems Yeah, yeah, I pay for my medical care. Mm-hmm. Yeah, pay for my cell phone. Say I'm being those people right and the barren I want some free college barren. Yeah, give me everything for free and the barren is like Into it. Oh, yeah, you know, we go let's do some sit-ins. I'll get Right, you're fucking Martin Luther King now like I thought you were pitching beer fucking Martin Luther King now like I thought you were pitching beer.

Well, just to get my name out is like to get ink to get um, I don't have to earn anything. I know. It's gonna be five or 10 dollars. The barna agrees that the wealthy should foot the bill for a agree. It's not enough that they pay 80% of the taxes in the country. Let's get a little more. Why shouldn't you work your ass off to pay her other people shit right Baron a lot of these wealthy haven't worked their ass off

No, it's just a two. It's just an assembly line of money that gets handed down and the money stays inside These in the circle in the circle and never get spread around so people who need it that hasn't been my experience Your experience doesn't mean it's not a true experience though. That's true. Just like prison rape. And that's what do you think about that? We had to make you so angry that there's aren't you pissed Sunday? It'd be furious. That there's a well-psychologist. What could, what could this rich person tell their well-ps well psychologist that would validate their existence?

That's more money. Well, no, maybe like, so they're going because they're like, hey man, I think a people only like me for my money. Or is it gonna rain those psychologists for that? You don't have to, I never heard of this. This is a special wealth. I mean, you gotta have like big bucks, I imagine.

Like if you're just like millionaire, nobody's, nobody's seeing you for this shit. You got to be like billionaire. Would you go to a psychologist like that if you were ahead that much money? The Baron just you're talking to me, the Baron who will walk into the tubers and the wall. I'm talking to the tomb. Well, I have to, I have to come back, I have to end the segment. Okay, well, I'm talking to the Baron then.

The Baron doesn't need a psychologist. He's going to hell. What is he? All right, so you want it? Do you want you wish the Baron to disappear? I don't I love this Is there a special poem to get him to leave or Like once the facts are done. He just sort of like like takes that out. I don't sound exactly that off. I just kind of take that off and it's over. Yeah.

It's kind of, I have to think of some, maybe the next segment, maybe I have an excellent strategy. We may, even if you just threw down a smoke bomb and like walked away, I'll paint a bunch of things. We just go like sulfur. But on, on a mic, though. On a mic.

Yeah, yeah, you're right. I'll come up with something next time, but for now though, I'll just be the sound of me removing the hat and then I'm back. I like think overall we think of that fact though That's it any of the Joker's have any wealth psychologists yet The Joker's don't make that much money Maybe just one psychologist roll for you

We don't we don't yeah, that would be a good idea I would watch like like that metallic a documentary where they sat in with the shrink I would watch you guys talk about all your money. I mean we can talk about why everybody else makes money off us and we don't get and we don't participate. I'll talk to a psychiatrist about that. We think the convoc men do they need are they in need of us. I think so with Ming's recent foray into the retail sector. You must be raking in money. You must be swimming in green. I know we sold some mugshot teas.

So for sure, we're going to need to talk to somebody about all this money. Not a great, not a great fact to go out. I should have went out. No, I think that you're going to get, you're going to get a, I think that you're gonna get a lot of people who like that fact. They're gonna get angry. No, they're gonna get angry. They're gonna get angry, maybe they'll forget how angry they were about the cell one. Yeah.

Or like the rest of their lives, maybe not just as serious as your facts. So that's it, so throughout the course of the year I will be the Baron reappears. It's all in a well, I mean, I say that I'm energized. Oh, yeah, I got to appear then. But yeah, but don't say that poem unless I tell you. I don't need more facts right now. So will you have it? Will you have a list of facts at the store now? In case I always have always have facts in case someone comes in and says the poem. Okay. And how will you decide

the five or ten? On the level of first. Yeah. Okay. But the level of exuberance if they're two and if they're two like high energy. If they're annoying about it. Yeah, I may just be like $20. Okay. You've been warned. So, I'll be on up to her. I'm excited to support you. I'll be on up to her baby. He says it for a reason. So, that's it. Any other questions about anything? No more questions.

I've got no more questions to the back. You know we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, you know, we say, It can be a very rich man, man. Some tool kit can't come in and keep saying it over and over. That also gives you an out if somebody comes in and you don't want to do it. You should be like, sorry, somebody already said it. That I, no, no, no. You're saying one person. One person per person.

But what if that tool fucking keeps giving you five dollars had a clip for these facts? Oh, I got to just put hat on. That's pretty easy. I mean, it's not that much money that I have to have. I got my, the baron's got his dignity too. I think I'm, I just got to need a website call. I'm still over here, man. Oh, Walt, you're back.

You shouldn't have seen the tumor that was just here. I was spouting all these grotesque, hateful things. He's telling me he said anything that is gonna cause any backlash for me. No, it was teachable moments for sure, but I think everything's all right. He didn't get anything like, in a offensive war. He didn't get anything like in a offensive or

he didn't talk about any awkwardly named leukemia cells or anything like that. I know that was a big worry. Alright we were just really interrupted by an SD card ending. We were talking about- This is a morning? You know it's recording. We were talking about you and your brand new doctors that you seem very proud of because you want to talk about you know if you did you finish lucard did you finish up that the uh... lucrative stuff it was done

okay so now we're back talking about it we were talking about your uh... your daughters graduating double graduation double graduation yeah that's big eight and uh... senior of high school that is crazy Double graduation double graduation. Yeah, that's faith eighth and Senior of high school That is crazy Oh, the lights just went iron loves this pitch black Stark in here man, and I was just about to attack Stacy Patel and then she turned lights back up

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in the parking lot. And if any dad was there in shorts. No, it was my daughter and my wife. I was just like, because they were, they're hammering me about, you know, you have to dress nice, you have to dress nice, you have to dress nice. And I was like, well, if we pull up and I see dads and t-shirts and shorts and flip flops, and I don't even wear flip flops, I'm refined enough to know my profile. There's no way you're going to go shitting your way into flip flops.

I would never leave my toes open for the world to see. This is a new jersey. Yeah. So someone's definitely showing up in shorts and I didn't think I don't know that the boss the boss and within like two seconds of us pulling up

I saw I saw people walking in with their cozy I was just like what is going on like why do I have to dress like this? Like everybody, I get it. Did you quickly cut your dockers into short-streams? But everybody's super stressed. You know, I don't want to make it more difficult. So I just swallowed my tongue and kept the monkey suit on. And I'm like, how pants is a monkey suit?

But it's tough. My daughter won, she won some award for High Honors for her whole career. Which one? Alicia? Alicia? Yeah, her whole career. That school, she was High Honors. So she got called up.

All of Victoria? Not the Validic Corian, but she was like one of like a group of kids that had high honors the whole year. So that was nice and Know what she always first graduation, but you know, that's the eighth grade one. That's not the big you know, right Then we do the senior one and that's and how many kids are in the senior class because it's not like us where there were 60 graduating kids I mean you have to 234 or five some of them. Yeah, I think there was about 400 kids. Oh, some bear.

No, 400 kids in our, oh, 400 kids in, there was 400 kids in our entire high school. So they had 400 kids graduating, and that's the thing. Oh my God. Yeah, it was big. It was at mom of college, the graduation. Now, Flannigan, oh, that is right.

I went recently, recently Sage got an award for something at her school and had like a big award ceremony. It's in the gym. There were a lot of people there for like the middle of the day. I was pretty surprised. And I was wondering, I forgot to ask you, is it poor for him that when she gets that award that you're like, I'm out? Because I couldn't, my wife would never do that. No, it was almost never leave the graduation earlier. You kidding me? Like she would know how awful that would look. So you're standing up,

how is she going to get, how is my daughter going to get home? Uber. That's another kid's dude. But you can always go back and pick her out. That's, that's trash. The people who leave before. Why did you leave? Of course I did. Of course I did.

It's like a woman. You can't sit there and give the same amount of level of the clap and the loud. Nope, because I don't care about those kids. It's not care. You fake it. I don't care either, but you just fake it for for an hour to your what were you doing instead? Not sitting in fucking yeah Yeah, anything other than watching kids. I don't know get awards. I don't care about I hardly cared about sages

I'm gonna care about these kids awards fucking no way and then like there were there were The selfish Americans yes, there were hundreds of cars in this parking lot I'm like they're all they're all assholes Because I'm getting out not waiting in any traffic. They're all assholes. They're gonna be sitting in traffic Not only do they have to sit through all these other awards. So your kid let the leave early to no they that's the thing school Wasn't ending like she still got out at regular time But I would have had to sit there. It was like literally like the third award out of probably like You know and anybody

Anybody in your ear tell you that you should leave early Who the fuck is gonna say anything to him? Wait, is there anybody in your town you shouldn't leave early? Anybody tell like physically tell anybody telling you well, and yet's not that's not cool. You shouldn't leave early That's not that's rude. Yeah, And that's why you do what you do. Right, I do whatever I want. Yeah, but it's not right though. But you know, but everybody walk as you walk out though,

everybody looking at you like, I don't know, I agree with you. I'm like, fuck you guys. I'm stuck in that. Yeah, I don't care about them. I guess I'm back. Till you're like, child molester. What you moved to New Guinea. He's in there upset.

He's because they're not doing what he's doing. They don't have the balls to do. Yeah, well, that's what you're doing. All right. I don't give a fuck if I look like that. I thought it was a consideration. I don't know his big balls. Hey, tomato, tomato, baby.

Oh, I know. As I wasn't sitting in fucking traffic afterwards like they all did. So, uh, so the scene, how long did that take? I was a long dead. Read every name. Read every name. Yeah, the real. And did you clap that just as earnestly for all of them? Every last one.

Did I? Did you sweat through your dockers, your clapping so hard? Of course. Hey, if I got a fucking stick here, that's why I want you to stick there. If you had a fight on the odyssey at the end, you could have joked around about shit. I would have bought some dockers. All the four people could go. We only have four tickets.

That's what I figured. Four tickets to that graduation. Same thing, and that's a shit small stuff. Yeah, that's crazy. So wait, so who went? You, Deb? You, Deb's mom and your mom, that's you limit the name. You're taking out a big part of tradition and Americana. So slavery.

But you're talking about, you know, some kids who who some kids who breeze through school. Yeah. Maybe it would have mattered to them, but you're talking about kids who struggle, who, some kids who breeze through school, yeah, maybe it would have mattered to them. But you're talking about kids who struggle, who have to battle and have to really put in a blood sweat to get that diploma, you're telling them, well, we got a, we got a guy who needs to get home to watch Netflix. He's my life, he's ending a minute at a time.

Let's, let's eliminate and let's not acknowledge your achievements. Oh, you graduated high school. What a fucking accomplishment. You achieved a bare minimum of education that's legally required. Yeah, you go. You fucking idiots. Making me sit in this fucking traffic. Is there a commission working in this too? Damn it. fucking idiots make him be sitting this fucking traffic

everyone's sweating not wanting to be there all of them not wanting to be there not that's not true I know one guy that don't want to be there but yeah but like you not agree with that or you're saying that or you're agree with him are you telling me you side with him on this like you that we should eliminate the calling of the names one hundred percent that should be gone Balladictorian yes, but shaming all the dumb. Yes, shaming all the I remember the way I felt when I wasn't valedictorian I remember the way I felt when I was in Bellow, Dictorian. Yeah. Should we eliminate the...

I'd imagine James Murray be the cellulitorian. Saluditorian. I'm a fucking speech. I have to watch him thinking he was special up there and that fucking podium I sat there most of the... RABBIL! We should ignore... Here, it's sad that we shouldn't do it.

Should eliminate acknowledgement of achievement. All of it. So no more raises. No, that's money. That's different. Yeah. Money is definitely different. Cause you earn a raise. You earn, you earn your award.

You earn your spot at the top of the class. You shouldn't be acknowledged. You know, why? Give it to those two people. Okay. Make it all bend. Get there. Congratulations to the class of 2017. To represent them are the two highest achieving people of the class. Give the speech. Give the second runner-up speech.

And hottest girl. And then move on. I mean, in fucking TSD town for sure, but not in the real world. What about this? They even gave a special award to a kid. They had the class went on a pool trip. And this is right before the graduation. I hope this ends in tragedy. Well, averted tragedy. A boy saved another boy from drowning before the lifeguard even did. And they gave him an award. Should they not give that kid an award because you got to get home That's fine. Why cuz it's two seconds

I don't care. I don't think they should hear the smartest or if you save somebody's life will listen to you Otherwise, oh wait. No, he doesn't get the game of speech and you're worried about the Baron looking bad And you're worried about the barons like PR every single person listening to this agrees what fucking speech do you need to hear from this fucking kid who saved another kid I saw him drown and I fucking pulled him up first off he shouldn't be in the pool he's an asshole if he's fucking drowning and he can't swim he fucking almost the kid almost the kid almost the kid in a fucking diss service to humanity. Survival of the fittest. Yeah, God, alright. And you never need any help ever. Oh, it's a baddest. Shit.

You can't tell what I'd rather hear a speech from the kid who fucking sprung into action and saved another person's life than the fucking point dexter who studied hard and fucking nerded his way up to the fucking microphone. Get somebody friends I didn't have. Oh, as we look back and remember, the most important years of our life I probably will suddenly who fucking I remember high school You don't remember it. I don't remember shit. I don't care Right, but that doesn't mean know that you should that because you I never thought we'd make it here Well, that's what we do.

We build a lifetime of fucking people. But he just wants us to go either. No, I went and I didn't want to dress up. 100 dress. I believe that we shouldn't have dress codes for these things. That's the only thing that's my problem. We should be. Thank everybody for being here.

Should we call that? They should change the principle. I don't I don't have a problem Was her dress code? Did you get something that said you had to dress a certain one? No, no The dress total is enforced at home. Oh, yeah, that's that's more meaning But I wonder but I but I negotiated down out of a suit to doctors. I won. Was there anyone else in suits? Oh, yeah, there's people like in three pieces. You could have had She went to the barren Was there anyone else in suits? Oh, yeah, there's people like in three pieces. You could have had Should have been What's that? You would have had to worry about getting in

I never had to worry about it. Oh, yeah, I thought that and came though Sweet, there amulet if there's like facts if there's somebody See how much money you could have made that night myself a fragrance You should probably know that right fucking Valentine's Day. Come on tomorrow, God. You great. Let's show you just how you do things in New Guinea.

But like imagine that the Baron was to give us. He gets to make a new... Come on, get you diploma. He gets popular enough to give a speech at one of these things. Oh, like my Angelou Oprah Winfrey, the Baron. Yeah. I got it against the speeches. It's the name.

It's the name. It's the reading of every name. Because who gives a fuck? The person who the family that's there to see them and the person who put in the the effort. I know the way I felt and I know the way you probably felt. I did not want to go to our graduation. I didn't want to go.

I didn't want to sit there. I didn't want to go either, but I also would have if I hadn't gone, I probably, I'm sure I would have been like, well, I was a stupid for not going. I should have went. Oh, yeah. Is that the way you would feel today? I don't know. I think I might have. Yeah. If I didn't go. Edgar goes, we put up with your bullshit for six years, you're going. Like, as my mother was like, we want you to go. I don't want to go. And then I had to go. mother was like, we want you to go. I don't want to go. Then I had to go. It's not right.

I mean, I just think that like what you start taking away the little things that make that like our tradition in our society. You know, where does it end now? Now you want to just breeze through like, well, why don't why even have anything? Dude, at one time, you would have been in a suit and a hat. And not your fucking top had a regular fucking hat. That wouldn't bother me so much to hat. Because you need people to be educated for society. You don't need to fucking hear someone's name

right out. Because it's not special. It's going on across the country everywhere. It's going on. Who gives a fuck? They're even longer and more boring. I went to a college graduation I was like, what the fuck man? I'm glad I didn't go to college. I wouldn't go to my college graduation. Yeah, I went to my girlfriends at the time. I was like, this is so boring. It sucked, man. You ever go to graduation, Sunday Jeff?

Sure. They're beat, right? Did you wear a knack? I never went to 400 people. That's a huge class. That's a lot of names that you don't care about. What'd you do the whole time? Should have touched the line. I was watching the head, the head honcho. I was watching him on stage,

and my wife was going, look at him. I was like, she was so mad at him. He was texting on his phone. The whole time. He sits in one of those a year. No, he was at the eighth grade one, and he was doing it. And then the next day, he was at the, the, the, the high school, the whole time my he was at my the eighth grade one and he was doing it and then the next day he was at the The the high school is the high school is doing the same thing. He was on his phone the whole time It was just like you got to see this figured selling slack. I'm looking at special dockers just for the occasion I'm not going out on that fuck I remember my fire department graduation I fuck that. I was like, I'm gonna make a fucking make a fucking make a fucking make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a people who never thought they'd accomplished anything in life becoming the closest thing this earth has to a superhero you fucking damn right you gotta read my god damn name in the mayor new york city was there

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I would have been perfectly fine. They're not calling my name if I graduated college I wouldn't even gone to the graduation because that shit is lame Fire department though Because that shit is lame. Fire department though. That's an achievement. Marais. The marais there. Yeah.

Shut the marriage. With that, Marines. Marine, I'd go to that. Air Force. They, uh, they announced the names of the... Anything that you're not legally forced to do, like go to school, is an achievement. Yeah. Getting through high school is not an achievement.

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Oh I asked for it. Was it just boring? Oh. Where's the reaction? Oh, no. That's a valid reason? No, there was a reason. I didn't say valid. There was a reason. I would never.

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