Tell Em Steve-Dave - #344: Ann Landahs

Episode Date: July 17, 2017

Q dispenses advice, Sage overreaches. Music: Silent Descent - Breaking the Space

You don't have children. No. You never will. No. You'll die alone. Yeah. Hopefully. I'm not gonna answer that. Okay.

We're gonna leave a fifth on that. Yeah, look at you. You're fucking bruised, Apple! Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave with me, Bri, with Q, and with aspiring fell and Walt Flanagan. Earlier today, Q, Walt, he was walking the line. You can tell he's getting older, very concerned about his male. He's getting his male, has the male come, will the male come.

The male should have come. Is that the whole spring in the way? That's not the case. In today's world, your male is tracked digitally. I can watch my male, the steps from where it's coming from, right up to my doorstep. And now, in that world where we can see that if something is out for delivery and you happen to be walking home from lunch and you see an unattended mail cart just sitting there for I watched for 15 minutes with no postman around it.

Hold on, it sounds like it's taking pictures on it. We were talking about the amount of time he has to stare at him. No I know. Both sides of time he has to stare at him. Okay. No, I know. Both sides of that coin are a little fucked up. I felt that I could, my box was there. It looked like one of the boxes and I should be receiving. Okay. But I was afraid to touch it and I'm going to go through it and take it.

So I waited and waited and then- She was a honey trap. Yeah. Yeah, that's what someone said. I might have been a sting operation, right, to see if anybody would touch it. So I waited and waited and then... It was a honey trap. Yeah. Yeah, that's what someone said. I might have been a sting operation, right, to see if anybody would touch it. I mean, it was there. When they set up like those bait cars, this man was taking a 20% off coupons of their death and beyond.

But I waited and waited and I didn't know what to do. And then finally, I saw a postman coming walking down the street, looking at you was leaving a restaurant. Okay, you're skipping out on a huge part, the part where you called Getham to consult him and then had Getham ask other people like what they thought so he could sort of get a consensus. Whether or not he should steal his own mail. It could be a sting operation, though. I mean, the postal service, I mean, at least this post office has something against you after your tie rate against Susan

That's well, I tell you what when all right, so I did call get them because I wanted to see if you knew if it would be a felony if I was to touch that court Yeah, and if I could and it would it be proper for me to take my own mail without the mail man knowing it. I'm helping him out I'm helping him out. Lighting in his load. But then when I get him, couldn't get me an answer. And I'm finding that to be. Get him, didn't get me an answer? He couldn't get me an appropriate answer. He was very non-.

He usually just makes shit up anyway. This could have affected Walt. Normally, the bullshit he spouts. It dissipates into the atmosphere, and nobody fucking thinks about it again. Cow is fucked right. What could be face and time here? Yeah, that could be a felony, right, tampering with the US mail.

Yes, but I want to hint to Google. I want to hint to Google, is it okay for me to take my own mail if the mailman doesn't know it? And he couldn't give me straight answers, so I was afraid to touch it and go in near it. But when the mailman was walking towards me, I made sure to give him a dirty look and he had his shoulder. He had his shoulder chucked. And I made sure he knew that I was like, he came where his head was like, what's the wait for 15 minutes?

I don't know where he was. You said he was in there. You said he was in the restaurant. I don't know if he was eating in there, no. He restaurant. You said he was in the restaurant. Fuck a living area. I don't know if he was eating in Erdo. He may have been getting more mail because he was coming back a more mail. But, um, way we could see. We was doing my job asshole.

What are you giving me dirty looks for? But he gave me a look and I gave him a dirty look right back. I was like, what are you doing? You just, okay, bring it with you. Don't leave it here unattended, right? No, you're right. No, you're right. Yes, you're right, but to go around preaching to mailman about how to do their job, it's odd.

Was it odd, was it your package in there? Well, now I track, it said it was out of the delivery, and it's still out for delivery. And it's well after hours where it should have arrived by now. So I believe that- that dirty look cost it but that got you know what don't my mail for reasons I won't explain here is sent to a alias so he wouldn't know he may have known it was me I go under the name Paco Robano like he may know it was me like that's the guy that works at the comic book

story but that but the box that I was waiting for. Huckle Roman. This is, Roman, that fucking shitty fucking cologne. I don't know, that's awesome. No, that is awesome. He would not have known that that box that that was addressed to, that was one of the same people

that was giving him the fucking stink. Well, without getting too deep into it, is your mallet home delivered to an alias or just the store? I'm not gonna to answer that. I'm going to please a fifth on that. I mean, if you did go to court, I think they find you guilty of impatience. Where's my pet?

What was in it anyway? You never did anything. Some more covers I wanted, some stuff I ordered on eBay. Important shit. Hey, it doesn't matter whether it's important or not, it's your shit. Right, but I just, I just find it bizarre that they leave unattended for that long. Who knows how much thousands of dollars a male was just left on that street today. And I watched over it until he came back, but thanks. Thanks. Thanks to you. Yeah. No crime

was committed. Exactly. Actually, I'm saying because you didn't commit it Yeah, I know something else right he Comes back in a tizzy. He's not fit for camera I was because I went it maybe even more annoyed is because you know, I'm always ready to offer like Suggestions when I don't want his input. Like, he has no shortage of interjecting and telling me, well, you should do this. When I don't want it.

But when I ask him for something, he's very like, oh, I don't know. I don't know what you should do. Like, he didn't want to weigh in. And that's annoying though. When I ask you for it, he's unwilling to go on the record. But when he want,

but he's not unwilling to, unkind, was it when he, or un, unasked on, unsolicited, unsolicited, he's more than willing to fucking open that fucking mouth thing. Yeah. Why don't you pull rank and have him steal the mouth? Because by, I, I thought of that, but by, when I was walking back,

that's when I saw the guy come out of the What I thought was the restaurant. Yeah, and you exchanged Glasses. Yeah, he knew I was not happy with him He was you're not happy because he's like you just threw your pack I don't think so like I said what maybe sleep a little bit better was he had no idea You know that the package you don't have a town talk They they they don't my alias. Yeah, you know who to the package that I want. You don't have a whole new town talk? They ain't no my alias. Yeah, they know who Paco Raban is, right? I mean, thanks, he's so tricky.

Not a chance. You have like your own Newman, like on Seinfeld? Yeah. Wow. This is a question I got to throw out. We'll see to Walt, because, Q, you can listen in, but you don't have an experience. You don't have children.

No. You never will. No. You'll die alone. Yeah. Hopefully. Normally people, you know, as they get into their advanced age, there's kids around, celebrate holidays with,

but you'll be doing it by yourself. Sure. Or with me. Yeah, I'm not going to go. Or like that. Or like that. But yeah, I have to ask you what, when how old can I stop you for one second? Sure. I just want to show a cute evidence that we're talking about. Oh, man, you're the picture of the male corn. You're on a tent with her. On a tent for a fuck, man, I mean, time. There's a lot of Amazon packages in

that. I'm talking about, man. That's valuable stuff. Yeah. So I want to make it, that's the time, trying to paint a picture of that. Yeah, that's right. It's trying to paint me as a lunatic, and I'm trying to show you that I'm just a concerned citizen. You were concerned for yourself.

If you didn't have a package coming, you wouldn't give a fuck at all. I would love to see. You'd be like, that's weird and keep on trucking. That's true. I'd love to see you taking that, take that picture.

Did you sneak that photo? No, I wanted everybody to see me. I wanted everybody to know what was going on. It's like leaving a page and I found it. Yeah, we did talk about that where people in some European countries, and even when they come over here, they'll leave the carriage or whatever parked in front of a restaurant or the eat or coffee shop. I don't even like when people leave dogs outside or rest there.

Yeah, it's strange and it's not common here, but I would say that if I had to leave some of my junk mail on the sidewalk or my baby, the junk bell's going to lose every time. Ming, thanks for joining me on the spots this week. I'm here to tell you about a couple different sponsors, but mostly I'm here to tell you what a bunch of pussy's the blue juice guys are. Oh yeah. Cause I tried to get Tom Mom of blue juice to help me with these spots and he just shambled away. But I mean, we help them plug so much of their own stuff

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girls the first time they took your car keys, walked out of the house, got in the car and tried to drive it away? Oh, that's never happened. No. Never. Hmm. Are you saying that happened? Maybe. Sage. Definitely. Sage took your keys and tried to get in the car and drive away. She didn't try to get in the car. What happened was I was doing something and she asked me to you want to go to the park but it was getting a little bit too late and I was like now I can't go to the park and I said I'll take you tomorrow though and she was all like down the bottom. She was on the fire.

Back porch. Fuck you. I'm doing what I want. Yes. Pretty much. She came close. So she I didn't know because I was doing something she want. Yes, pretty much. As she came close, so I didn't know, because I was doing something, she walks out,

she takes my keys, walks out of the house, gets in the Jeep, starts it. Oh, she did. I'll get into this in a little bit, starts it, but I think she couldn't figure out how to put it in gear, because you know, you got to touch the brake, and I think she didn't know that.

The worst part was my bike was parked right in front of it, so she got in the gear, she probably would have hit it. Oh man. But she didn't. So, like this all happened in like a minute and a half maybe because I see her out in the yard and I'm like, what are you doing? She's like nothing, she comes in.

And it was only later that I pieced together because I got out of the car, right? Yes, for like two hours. I looked outside, I was like, why the hell are the lights on? And I went out there, I was like, I don't think I left the keys on and the Jeep was running. So that's how I knew she did it. And I asked her, like, did you try to drive the Jeep away? And she's like, yeah. And I said, why? She's like, I wanted to get a hamburger. She said she's going to go to McDonald's and get a hamburger and A little bit later it like we as we delved into it a little bit

I May be responsible for part of it. Okay, because when we go to school in the morning like when I driver to school Yeah, many times I'll pretend I'm tired and I fall asleep Why are you driving? Yeah, and she'll take the wheel and like she'll steer for a little bit And she'll like down and down and wake up and I'm like oh man did I fall asleep? You know, yeah playing around right? Playing around on a road going how fast well you don't really close your eyes. I imagine yeah, not like 40 maybe Okay, I like rather parkway

but I always compliment her driving. And may have gone so far as to make her a little fake driver's license. So she thought she had a license, oh boy. And that's why she was like, this is not a problem. And then later on when she told it wasn't a real license, was pretty pissed. And I started insisting on getting driving lessons

so that she could drive. Now who's at fault here? Suzanne, right? Yeah. That's in your fault, buddy. But I never do. So I love about you. To me, you've but I never do I love it about you To me, I mean you got to hide those keys now. I started putting them up higher so she could you gotta lock them up

Yeah, yeah, you're locking up like it's a gun Well, my guns aren't locked up Are you gonna start locking the keys and the guns up right now tonight starting tonight? I'm learning so much Don't make our fake gun license and the guns are right now tonight. Starting tonight. I'm learning so much. Don't make our fake gun license. What do we do? Maybe the keystaff. Wow.

Geez. Is she naughty or is she ambitious? She wants to drive herself to McDonald's. She does it again. It's naughty because she's told her not to. She should know. I mean, she was. You never told her. I don't't think she could say naughty you told her she had a license in her head She was like okay. I got a license. I could drive now dad. I said I could right

But I mean what what was the reaction to everybody else in the house when I found out or did you not tell them? No, she said was like what did you know like she gets more upset about that kind of stuff than I do. Like I thought it was funny, but because she was okay. And my bike was okay. Yeah. I mean, I, oh, I could see, you know, you're not, I mean, I'm like, you're not really coming down and Suzanne forgetting a little upset about that. Are you?

No, I did. But I was like, I mean, come on. She's all right. Come on. Square. I was like, if she lived in like Tennessee or something, she'd have a license in two years anyway. Wow, but wow. No, yeah, my kids in there have done that.

My daughter has her license now, and we almost have to like, like, forcer to go do things. She's still, you know, a little unsure of herself, and she's not comfortable yet doing it wrong. Is your oldest confident in the stage? No, no, not yet. She's still near little unsure of herself and she's not comfortable yet doing it. Is your greatest confident in the stage? No, not yet. I think that's right. The default too is like, since she's two, every single thing she does is awesome.

So she has this sort of misplaced confidence in everything she does. I think all of America's children have that nowadays. Yeah. They all have everything. Every single lineal? No. because children have that nowadays. Yeah. They all, I mean, I raised them a little. No, you're not. I was just kidding. I can't believe it. She, you know, every, everything she does

deserves a trophy or a medal. I mean, you're just as guilty as every other parent out there of Brian, but that's all right. Oh, God. You're right. I raised a snowflake for Christ's sake. That's why she was all sulking

that she couldn't take driving lessons at 11. God damn it. Yeah, and your daughter got a car. First car. Yeah. There's a different sister around., and your daughter got a car, first car. Yeah, really first sister around. What'd you get there? Honda Civic. Yeah, nice safe reliable car, I had one.

Yeah, it's not new. You had a privilege to get a Jim Lier. I had a Civic. I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, I had a 2nd, before I got the Rangler.

I sold it to get the Rangler. Yeah, it's a trailer remember that core. It's a 2014, I'm not sure what the price is. Is that a 2014? It's pretty new. Yeah, it's pretty new. It's a nice shape. It was owned by somebody who didn't

put a lot of wear and tear on it. And she's making car payments now and got job. She's making car sales. You told me got a job. She's making car money. He's telling me your charge and her interest. No. It would be so you. He's got a big, not my blood. But yeah, and then she's got her insurance.

It's outrageous if she got insurance on her own. Oh, really? It would be like nobody of you guys on the car. Yeah. Right. Yeah. How much is insurance is there? Like I remember when we were young, it was like how the how how do I ever pay this

I'll be working the rest of my life. It's like 10 times that what it was back then It's so they make it so it's impossible for anybody. It's like fuck it. Well, they have to the bus or whatever they have to go on their parents Insurance because it's no and less they're like a A trust fund kid. There's no way you can afford insurance in this day and age. Especially, well, at least not in this year. I don't know about the rest of the nation, but in Jersey, it's just outrageous what the prices are. And girls pay less than guys.

How do you feel about that? You think that's right? I've always felt like it was a violation of my rights. Do you think it's fair that they, because I'm pretty gender fluid, man. You know, when I'm behind the wheel, go again, 2017, when you're behind the wheel, yeah, like I'm behind the wheel all man. As soon as you get behind that wheel, like lines, faith, yeah, man, I'm ready to fuck. Now if we now, I've safely, if the insurance industry is willing to be so sexist,

give them a lower rate, then why can't we say, you know, some of the other things that we've been told are not PC- Like what? Then you can't park for shit. Who? Women? Yeah. Your terrible driver.

Right. Too busy, you know, fixing a hair instead of looking at the road. So if you're describing yourself not a one. But it's one of the same women drive better. Yeah, but like, it goes, it defies all the things that like, all stereotypes. I think what they're saying is backed up by scientific facts. And statistics, I threw cliches at this insurance adjuster right and left, still wouldn't lower the rate. I threw cliches at this insurance adjuster right and left still wouldn't lower the rate

Yeah, it is a tough argument to make with like but all this bullshit exists But why is it that the boys got to pay more because the boys are more prone to like they want to rip it out You know will be boys When you you know, what's it called when you go fast? What are some of the Trails now what are some of the Pedal metal, you know, and you see how you you go fast? What are some of the trail? Trail out? No, what are some of the pedal pedals? Pedal pedals to the metal, you know, and you see how fast you can get it up to. Right. But I never did that.

I never, I don't think I've ever put the metal, the pedal to the metal. I've never had the pedal all. I never even said it. So right now, I never had the pedal touch in the floor, ever. I did that shit all the time. Oh yeah, I had like an eight cylinder cordoba when I was 18 total pieces shit, but I could go like a hundred and ten miles an hour. So of course on the parkway. And you did it. Of course I did.

I deserve those rates. I'm lazy. Maybe it shakes car, but I could fucking tear ass man. You flipped over in it. You were driving so fast. Yeah, but I landed on the wheels and I kept going. You flipped over in it. You were driving so fast. Yeah, but I landed on the wheels and I kept going Shit just without that racist flag on the roof That's not me applauding All right, me. I know you're a fan of Casper. I love the Casper mattresses Well, I loved it so much that I sold one out from under Mike's Appsick, but that's another story because I think the thing was You knew that Mike wouldn't appreciate it. No, I knew that absolutely and I didn't want it to go to someone who wouldn't appreciate it So right, you know what I'm gonna appreciate. I assumed he had been in bed with you before

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we'd really appreciate it. Thank you. We have every once in a while. So someone writes in, usually, love Lord, We have a every once in a while so Someone writes in Usually love Lauren some sort of problem. No, okay successfully if you want to call it that solved Game of Thrones guys and shouldn't we take the part the person who had the problem if they feel it was successful That's all that matters, right? So we would have to deem it a success

Right, well, I think a lot of people in jones town after they drank the cool either like success you know i'm gonna go see god so this guy doesn't know what the fuck does he know the fact that he has a question in the first place mentally de-ranged he's not happy but this is uh... this is a thirteen percent well looking for some male advice.

Well, this is a long letter, but uh... Boyle it down. Uh, it's relationship related. Mm-hmm. And um, it's pretty great. He's a great guy, generally, makes you're happy. Mm-hmm. We've reached a place where we can talk about anything,

regardless of whether it's a subject we agree on, and since we live about a hundred miles apart, we only see each other once a week, and we haven't gotten sick of each other yet. That's key. You have to live at least a hundred miles away live about 100 miles apart. We only see each other once a week and we haven't gotten sick of each other yet. That's key. You have to live at least 100 miles away from the person. Yes. Okay, he has a lot of money.

Caps. No, female friends. Okay. He says that's not a problem as she has a lot of guy friends too. Now, I find that girls who have a lot of guy friends, girls don't like them, right? I'm right about that the girl in the room says yes I mean everybody's paying almost

nothing for car insurance almost everybody have ever dated has not liked her right yeah I mean come on come on come on they look in the mirror then they look at that they know they know. Why would they like her? I don't like her Why would they She's too hot. Yeah, but you know her complete disinterest in me should have signaled no threat

No, cuz if I could have been with her don't you think I would have been with her? Yeah, and not you. Yeah, look at you. You're fucking bruised, Apple. Yeah, look at you. You're fucking bruised, Apple. You're a distraughts-yod. Yeah, but in all seriousness, yeah, they, they, so yeah, okay. She carries suspicions left over from previous relationships. Okay. She carries suspicions left over from previous relationships. Okay. Normally, she can remind herself that she's being irrational

and get over it. Does she say how old she is? She doesn't. Hmm. Uh, she doesn't. This sounds like someone in their 20s, but okay. Could be, but yeah. Uh, okay, but there are two particular relationships

that bugger. She gets anxiety whenever they come up. The first is one of his best friends. They were engaged and living together at one point a few years ago, but broke up and they're really close friends. She's a nice person. He says that she likes me. That's probably a lie. I like her, but several times over the past year, she feels like she can't live up to her. This girl, but they broke up. Uh, well, how would you feel about this, Q? to her, this girl. But they broke up. Well, how would you feel about this, Q? Apparently she makes the best biscuits and gravy

he's ever had, the best birthday cake, through the best surprise party, all like little things that, you know, I guess he's like, hey, she was so great at this and this and this, and maybe she's feeling a little... Unaticly. Yeah, a little,

an add some lack of confidence. Can I give advice to that point? Sure. Yeah, we'll take them point by point. Okay. Throw fucking kickass party and learn to make some better biscuits. And a kickass kick. Out biscuit this bitch. Easier said than done. Well, nobody said it was going to be easy, but you'll only see him once a week. Yeah Yeah plenty of time to practice Yeah, all the time you're not with him. You can practice making this big throw biscuits in and out of that fucking oven Right, you you make them you fucking throw them out. Don't even taste them. Yeah, just keep practicing making or If you really want to be fucking super cool and you at least on the surface get along with this woman once you ask a fur biscuit recipe Is that something people give away?

Yeah. Willy-Neilia biscuit recipe. A lot of recipes are closely guarded, right? Especially amongst, like, say Italians. Right. Like, is your mom going to give away her secret sauce recipe? She is. All right, maybe I'm wrong about that.

But would she give it away to somebody she thought was trying to court? Her husband. Her husband. But especially if all he talked about we'll have it on about how great this is the opposite she she broke up with him she shouldn't care about that all she's doing is not great don't she's doing his pop and open that fucking vacuum seal thing and throwing him in the oven for 20 minutes it says they they, uh, not me. It says they broke up. I don't know if who broke up with whom though. Well, obviously she broke up with him. Uh, the second person is a bigger deal before they started dating when bigger deal than his fiance at one time, than the, the, the great biscuit maker. Um, okay. Uh, before she and the guy started dating

when they were just still friends He showed her now. This is like I don't understand why you do this He showed her videos and pictures that she had sent him of her masturbating sticking butt plugs in her ass Lots of boob shots. He also said she was a lesbian. I am out on this one Cute. Yeah, I'm tagging you see me in Well, I don't like this guy already because like this girl was sending him private pictures and videos and showing them all of the town. This is not a great way. Well, first of all, why would you show your current girl or your friend? They were just still just friends

at the time. But like to what end? Like, why would you show her? Answer this with a complete honestly. Right. Have I ever showed you a picture that a girl sent me? Can you recall on even? No, not once. It's just you just don't do it. Have I ever asked? No, you do not do it.

You fucking don't do it. One, it's the only way to ensure you keep getting them. Two, like it's just not, it's not fucking cool. Like that's just not. I have to think about revenge porn. Like no matter how horribly, like let's say I had some pictures right, no matter how horribly the girl treated me, even if she she tried to kill me.

Right. Which I can't say for sure hasn't happened in the past because I was pretty sick for a while and Suzanne looks suspicious. I still wouldn't put revenge for a little while with skulls on. Just like so this is I just drink this. It's only a lead it. In that moment that they were taking the picture and sending it to you, they trusted you. They trusted that you weren't going to do this.

So regardless of everything surrounding it and you feeling justified, like, hey, man, fuck her, or fuck her, or whatever. Just like this, this Kardashian and Black China situation. In that moment, they trusted you and that's what you should base it on not the shit that happened afterwards. Yeah, it says something really bad about you so I don't like this guy already. I'm a I'm a I don't like that. Okay. I don't like you. I didn't really have much to do with the butt plugs. I like those butt plugs. You don't like them. No, they're so comfortable. I like those buff blocks. You don't like them? No, they're so uncomfortable Okay, I figured at the time she was kind of a cock tease and that was shitty

One night when things for Grehead progressed into the relationship I mean it's back buff block started dating. Yeah, that's where it starts all go south No pun intended They were having a great date and enjoying now they were dating at this point having a great date enjoying some pie at a diner When he was checking his phone started laughing me started laughing and showed me a fresh full frontal picture that she had just sent him. Well he also sounds stupid. I mean she was really really upset all that she didn't say at the time later on once I composed myself I did tell him how I felt about it and also that it bugged me that she was still sending him this

stuff when he was in a relationship. Reasonable? Yeah. As far as I know, he asked her to stop and hasn't sent anything else, but every now, every time I see her interact with him on social media, she got sick to her stomach. She was depression, anxiety, crazy trust issues, and horrible low self-esteem. I know that's part of the problem. There's nothing he can do to stop that. She lives on the other side of the country and rarely visits So now she's like what least she lives on the other side of the country. So she comes here with her butt plugs You know, yeah, she packs them up. We had some through TSA. Mm-hmm She bought a new house with her boyfriend the girl and that's right boyfriend even though she was supposedly a lesbian

The guy says that she chooses when to be gay and you can never tell with her. Well, that's, I don't, I mean that alone. There's dopey, right? But now I'm even more bothered because at least before I thought she was just the shittiest lesbian ever. Now I can, now all I can wonder is if anything ever happened between them. I know it should have mattered because it's the past, but it still bugs me. What can she do, Q? What does she do here?

Well, it's also a basic lack of respect for her, right? That this guy's like, hey, check out these... It's the guys are hard, the guys are washed out. You gotta get ready to get ready to get ready. That's it, but it's just like the... The Game of Thrones guys a champ compared to this. Yes. I've said this before in the show Relationships have one purpose and that is to make you feel good. That is it For relationship does not make you feel good and get the fuck out You should always enter a relationship with one foot out the door You should you should always have a fucking foot out the door because it's just like it's the only way to watch for yourself. It's the only way to take care of yourself.

And if you find the person that doesn't fucking make you put that second foot out the door, then you're good. That's it. This guy you're feeling anxiety, you're feeling trust issues. You're all worked up. You're all fucking, you're all fucking depressed and anxious. Like, so let me ask them though, what the fuck are you sticking around for?

She's right, she's right into a guy who won't even talk about butt plugs. Yeah. What? That's how desperate she is for advice. That's it. If a relationship doesn't make you feel good, I'm not saying it's gonna make you feel good 100% of the time. No relationship's gonna do that.

But, you know, you gotta be caring a fucking 85% success rate on it. It doesn't sound like that's what's going on here. You just have to wonder about this psychology behind why this is leaving. What happened? She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash.

She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. She had one-foot-over-leash. Why why bought stacey all this butt plug talk? Yeah, gross of me out. I want to I want to go out to Too bad you got like other half hour I just don't understand like why show them to a girl here The guy showed his true colors

Mm-hmm right out of the key even before they started dating that's it because you know what if you guys break up And then there's some other girl down the road, she might be seeing you with a butt plug. If he hasn't showed his friends already, I saw it. You saw the butt plug? Yeah. Did you? No.

She's sending pictures. Oh, man. But yeah, this guy would, I would think, not to be trusted. No. But it doesn't even matter. you know, but it doesn't even matter It's like it doesn't even matter. It's just like If he if she didn't trust them But that didn't bother her and she felt good. I'd be like well then fuck it. You don't care Like there are people out there who are real Lucy Goosey with that shit with like where they're like okay

It's just like if you if you don't feel good about it, you just gotta go. That's it. That's the end of the story That's it. That's it. Get out Don't stay together for kids. Don't stay together for fucking because it's it's fucking remember you said to me one time when I was in this trap in my 20s and You were like and now I was running off these reasons for like why? And you were like, well, what's next? Fuck him. I can't leave because of boxing day.

Remember you remember saying that to me? I was like, there's always a reason. There's always a shitty reason to stay. It's like you'll always come up with one and you can't do it. Well, because you're trying to convince yourself to make, if you've been with him for a while, he's a major change. Huh.

You know? Next thing you know, you can hit by a fucking door. Yep, you got a door across the face. You got a fucking door right across your face. Can you believe Q, at one time, was the kind of guy that would get a door slammed on his face, not like slammed in his face, but on his face. On my face.

On your face. And then he came back for more. No, that was the end. That was over a week later, but that was the fucking cherry on the icing of a fucking. How did that happen? Shit. I was walking out the door. I was walking.

I was storming out. Storming out. You're making your fucking foot. You were making your final exit. Yeah. Well, I don't know if it was a final exit. You almost did. I was talking off the ledge.

And I fucking turned around and a fucking door. Wapy. Oh, you were going to go back in. No, I think I was throwing like a pith I fucking turn around and a fucking door whapy. Oh, you're gonna go back in No, I think I was throwing like a pithy comment One more Now she's fucking dead in a gutter somewhere. Yeah. Let's hope. Slav into your face. Yeah, my face. That's physically abused. You are. That's domestic violence. That is domestic violence right there. Which is not cool no matter what gender you are. Would you say that, Walt? What's that? He was violated domestically.

No, he shouldn't. I mean, she had no idea that he was gonna turn around and he tried to just get one more slinging One more arrow in he she didn't know excusing it away. Yeah, I mean not your fault I think that's just one of those you know, that's the it's a walk down You know, she thought you were on your way out you were you making that dramatic exit. And one more thing. Ow. Because you know, because I would, you know, because I could see some youth going to close the door and you wouldn't want to be like labeled.

If I'm being completely honest, I think she meant to hit me. Really? Yeah. If I hadn't turned around, I think it would have hit me. I think it would have literally hit my ass on the way out the door Like I think she was going for like a violent violent. I knew the girl and if I had to guess one way or the other I would say it was on purpose. Yeah, all right. Well that changes everything then. Yeah So little what's the word unhinged? Yeah, that's the PC way to say it yep

So this girl our advice to you is... I'll just get out. Yeah, just come on. Just get out. The guy lives 100 miles away. Well, that's not the problem. But it's easier than somebody who can come to your place and be like, oh, why? Why?

Just because I showed you a butt plug picture you know it's I mean maybe social media texting or whatever but you know eventually I'll give up I would imagine well look I mean even if you want to do the pussyway he's gonna fuck up sometime the next two weeks because a fuck up like this always fucks up and just sees on that to get out. Just wait for the leads. Wait, just wait. Ghost them. I'm a big fan of that too. Oh yeah. Just ghost them.

What does that mean? Just don't stop answering texts and emails. Just disappear. Yeah. Like change your identity? Disappear? No, no, no. Not Paco.

What is the undergrad? No, no, no. Don't become Paco Arbano. But yeah, you just stop texting. Stop answering texts and shit like that. Donate as a phone calls. Classic ghost. Yeah, and then they're like, what happened?

But that's for that, that's their problem. Yeah, why do you care? Yeah. You don't like that? You should ghost. Oh, I know, it's that's great. I think you still want to. He's always come up on plug, he's like,

but it was a myth. I think that you have lot of plug. He's like, it was a miss. I think that you have a future in like if you were like to ever, you know, want to write a column. Mm-hmm. I think you do have real strong and intelligent and insightful advice for people. Wow. insightful advice for people. Well, it's like a dear, lovey heart type thing. Like, relationship advice exclusively? No, I think he's, I don't know if there's any subject that he couldn't help someone I don't with. Really? Yeah. I think I walked into the wrong complex store. What's the opposite of a sandbag I mean it's been um it wasn't always like that yeah just

this one but yeah I mean yeah they're you're the glass these you're wisdom and I can attest that it does not go unnoticed by the listeners. Wow. I think fucking hate is guts for like four or five months ago. Which just came off the storyline where I was the bad guy. But instances like that though. If you like if you were like just keeps quiet about finances. Yeah.

And just I have a fucking right. Peep the word. Right. But if you were just a horrible tax. About like, um, this fucking scam of a country levy's on us. Keep it, keep in it to, uh, you know, help in people cope with their, um, with what everybody copes with, you know, not a lot of people. I don't know if you noticed, but not a lot of people deal in seven figures with their income. You know'm here so i know everybody pays taxes right but

right but people don't want to hear from people who are rich and pay taxes they want to hear from poor people who love but they love yeah and they love when you bring it real and you talk about like you know i can't hit by a door yeah yeah because it says like even you know, can't hit by a door. Yeah, because it says, like even, you know, the beautiful and the famous of Eiffel with those. The middle Asian overweight. And I'm not kidding, I get to use all the time to say in that, like, you know, that your stories about, you know,

your what you went through have helped them immensely. Oh, good. What do they say about me? Nothing. Yeah, you're doing good too. Oh, good. What do they say about me? Nothing. Yeah, you're doing good. No, best not to say. You're busy one week. I can write your column for you. That's awesome. But people used to come to you for advice though.

You were the guy. Yeah, I don't, but you know what though? I mean, let's be honest though. I mean, I am a, I'm a torto but you know what though. I mean let's be honest. Oh, I mean I I am a I'm a tortoise that lives in a box Q Is like a bird that's migrating and going from one side of the country to the other side. He's living right I'm in I'm like I'm in I'm in a shell. So I don't know I don't have these you can't advise people whether they should steal their own mail or not

Because you couldn't decide on that. Yeah, there's there's there's only a few things that I can offer in in terms of worldly Views I don't know I think this If you know you weren't so put off by the bot plug you could await it on this This 13% or is problem. You know, I mean it should be told I think it's I think it's nonsense to have a try to have a relationship So he was 100 miles away. Yeah, I think it's pointless thing. It's I think it's Hopeless you don't like long distance relationships too difficult. You say I think they're I think they They're they're good But I don't know I don't know what the success rate is.

The long-term outlook is, it's very difficult. Well, what is it with any relationship? Like truly. I guess they all are. I guess they all are in the same, I guess they're all in the same way. Whether you like sex, or 100 miles away. Yeah, they're probably all very difficult.

Yeah, I take that back. You know what? That was good too. Oh, really? Thanks. Could you write that in the mail and sign it anonymously? I want to feel good about my own. That was profound too. Yeah. Look at us. I know. Genius. We're getting along. I don't know tell us. Yeah, quickly. Yeah. Tell us. Well, do you mind if I talk about that thing we were talking about before? Sure, I want you to lose some of the audience with your grandstanding about your projects

and many fucking doings. All right. Well, Walt and I have been working on something with Colin Bunn, who is a celebrated top-selling comic book writer, also a fucking great guy. And we've mentioned things here and there about it, but we're finally ready to talk about it because we're getting real close to the release. But Colin Bunn and I have been writing a comic book now. We We got five issues. The first story arc done, Walt has been doing the art, fucking unbelievable art, and it's called Metro, and it will be coming out very soon. But at San Diego Comic Con, coming up this Sunday, whatever the date is, not this Sunday. Yeah, because this is-

I think it's the following Sunday. Following Sunday, okay, hold on. No Metro, it's not about guys with now grouped cocks. No, it's literally the city It is yeah, well They had a 24 what do you expect that to walk motherfuckers? I know colors pretty well, too So next Sunday at Comic Con Colin and I Walter, you know won't be there cuz he's not flying

But we're gonna be doing going to be doing a preview comic printed up with like six pages of story, some of Walt's sketches, a little note here and there, and we're going to be finding a booth. I think we're going to do a graffiti designs booth on Sunday. All that will be announced via Twitter and Facebook. And totally free. We're going to be giving out the preview comment. Colin, I gonna be sitting there. We're gonna be signing copies of it and giving it away until they're gone.

Be that an hour, be that four hours. Really, you guys are committed. We're committed. We've cleared Sunday to do it. And there's some great art by Walton there. It's a story that I came up with 10 years ago that I've always wanted to do. And I couldn't really crack it until Colin came in

and then just fucking busted it wide open as he does. I'm fucking could've been more excited than it. It's like I dream to do a comic on my entire life and I'm finally doing it. And I've always wanted to do one with you as well. And so it's really something that I'm very, very happy you. What can you guys do about plugs away? Jesus Christ.

I will share one, you're warning. Warning is it's not a laugh them up from your favorite and practical joke. It's a very dark gritty. I read the first issue. It's when very dark gritty. I read the the first issue. Yes. It's when I was joking about manicured man cock. It's it's not about that at all. Right. There's a nice and dark and cd. Very dark. It's for adults only. I can pump it up a bit. Yeah. Yeah.

Trying to create some entry here. PT Quinn. Yeah. So that's it. It's called Metro. I think Colin has made a Facebook and a Twitter for it already. Any chance, you maybe, if you don't give them all the way,

maybe if you have any extra, we could give them way maybe to some. For the 100% guarantee that I will bring some back here to give things. Give some, oh, away to some lucky answer, just prizes throughout the year. We do. Cool. Without a doubt. For the preview, at least.

For the preview. Yeah, you got to pay for the fuck, comic, the fuck. So, yeah, Metro, it's on, it's on Facebook now, it's on Twitter now. I don't know what those links are but trust me if you follow us online I'm sure if you follow you cute. What do you follow you on Twitter at BQ Quinn? I'm sure you're gonna be plastering. Oh, yeah I'm gonna be letting everybody know where to go and what to follow yes So and we do I do have ideas for involving Brian in the future nice. Yeah, I I do have some. So it's going to eventually come all come together

with the way it tells today. But next Sunday, we're going to be a Comic Con doing a whole and practical joggers thing. On Saturday at Petco Park, we're doing a big and practical joggers party. It's all fucking day. I think it starts at 9 AM till 9 at night. We're there, I think, we start doing a signing

like two in the afternoon and then we're staying through. We're gonna show an episode and as of yet on aired episode on the big screen at Petco Park, last year 10,000 people showed up. That's where the pod race player, right? Yeah. Wow. That's huge. Yeah, well last year we were outside the park and the lawn

and not everybody can get in this year. We're taking over the entire fucking ball field And we're throwing big diamond. That's right. That's right. We're gonna show the episode on the fucking. That's right Yeah, the hit man the nicest guy in baseball like nobody had a bad thing to say about that guy too But we're gonna be showing it on the fucking diamond vision. The only Padre that ever mattered. That's it I don't know if he's gonna be there, but let's say he is I Can't name another podra. Can you? No, Dave Winfield was a podra at one point. Yeah, for, but he's not known for

being a podra. But, uh, so, yeah, so come to the Prattal Joker's thing and up and then some they come to, uh, come to, uh, you know, I believe it's going to be graffiti designs. We have a long history with them and, uh, and come check it out man I hope you I hope you guys dig it. Is that the worst professional sports name in the US and professionals in US professional sports? I don't like the Red Skins name. That's nice. That's cool. Yeah. I love that.

But I mean, but all right, but is that the second worst name behind the repugnant redskins? Yeah. I mean, podry is like a priest, right? Yeah. You know what I mean? It's not in right now. Well, since I'm going to be in the ballpark, I don't want to say that. I think it's I think it's the second best name.

It doesn't like resonate with like What we're known for like what sports teams are known for like warriors and Padres. Yeah, just a strange thing to name your professional team. I'm great. Yeah, I Appreciate you let me plug that Brian. Thank you No problem. I'll just cut it out later. Um, okay. So since since you're in the advice giving mood, okay. And while it's like, while I solicited some, some questions, because I want to put them to the test to see if it makes sure it's not just

about love. Just like you thought he, you're a state. Really? He had, I thought maybe he had prepared his answers. Now. So I have. Oh shit really? I thought maybe he had prepared his answers. No. So I had all the guy with his head was frozen. What's happening with the podras? He was, he was in 1937 played for an 18 year old Ted Williams played for the minor league franchise that became the Padres refers to the Spanish Franciscan fries who founded San Diego that's what it's from so San Diego is founded by Padres there you go i want to call father lance podre feel at me

he will he's a good guy you think after you're like what a stupid shitty name can i call you podre email me father lance if it's okay, if I refer to you now forever on, you just want to ask them via the podcast, not just email them, be like, hey, yeah, it's easier this way. This way if he does it, yeah. You hear nothing? Don't ghost me. I think he has been. Don't holy ghost me. Because I think he has, because he has been answering any of my emails, so maybe he can really know. I'm trying to just come up.

Okay, Q. So John Weedman asks, is it fucked up that I try to distance myself from my grandma that has hardcore Alzheimer's? He lives with her, but he can't stand the seer like that. Well, then you to move out. Ooh, yeah, living there is very... You're gross me out grandma. Well, is he her soul caretaker?

He doesn't say. You just ask him to do that. Because then that's weird. If not illegal. Yeah, but if he's living in the house and like his parents, I don't know how all this guy is. His parents are just taking care of him. Yeah, it's not weird. You gotta take, you know, you gotta take care of yourself too.

So he's like, he must really be closer I'm assuming. And he's like, I will say this. I'm assuming he's like, I will say this. When I was in my 20s and my grandmother died when I was 24 and she had a rough ride at the end and just due to being 24 years old and just due to being a fucking asshole in my 20s, I didn't go to the hospital as much as I should have and I fucking re and she was difficult towards the end too because

she was in a lot of pain. But to this day, I would take one more day with my grandmother in her worst most belligerent mood because I feel like I should have been there more for her. one more day with my grandmother in her worst, most belligerent mood, because I feel like I should have been there more for her. He just won him back. Oh my God. He just won him back. He's great.

So, he's just like, I wish I could marry this motherfucker. His whole story carries two thousandths of a deal. That's right. I just say go. I was married. You guys are next. He's amazing. His insincereity really.

No, that's true story. That's 100% true story. I know. So I would suck it up. Is this the grandmother that you used to can with? Yes. Oh, that's so beautiful. Yeah, I wish I had been a veteran grandson.

So I don't know, buddy. I don't know. And he's put a can into her coffin and like drag the string on through the ground. Yeah. So I know it's going to be difficult, like those old fucking... I know it's going to be difficult, but it's just like, maybe you help your grandmother out. Maybe your voice gets through to her and you learn to lesson about sucking it up, but the people that matter to you.

Yeah, I mean... But be kind to yourself if you can't do it every day. Right. If you can't do it every day and it's become a mental, like it's like, it's mentally impossible, like you're really feeling the effects of it and you may take a break. Yeah.

But I mean, at the end, when it really matters, you know, you can look yourself in the face in the mirror and be like, you know what, I did everything I could. Not only will you feel good about yourself, but a lot of you, the people, a lot lot of your people in your family will also recognize it and yeah, they'll know what it would a stand-up person you don't try and be Superman right exactly don't do everything right but but be clock can do as much as you can do as much as you can while still watching out for yourself. It's also going to turn you into a better person. Oh my god. You think? Yeah, what else What else we got? Well, I mean, is she leaving him any money? That's my, that's my main concern. He doesn't seem to mention it in this tweet. I thought Tom Hanks was the perfect man. Yeah. Little did you know?

I didn't. I like, I would sit next to him with the perfect man for like 10 years. Then I'm on text and shit, emails all that. He he's back I guess we're doing other Tom Steve Dave All right, I'm gonna throw this one at him. Let's see how he I don't think you I don't think he's you can you can throw him over He's gonna fucking knock him out of the park like Tony All right, okay, this is from a guy. How do I enjoy life when I feel like it could end at any moment? My wife, only 28 years old, has an inoperable brain tumor and it weighs on me constantly. Well, it's like 12-year-old. I mean, like, yeah, it's awesome. Well, inoperable, so I'm going to say yes, probably.

Well, he's saying it could end at any moment. I think he means her life, which in turn would end his life. Yeah. Which it won't. That's what you got to understand. It won't. it could end at any moment, I think he means her life, which in turn would end his life. Which it won't. That's what you got to understand. It won't. I don't know. You still got to hear, man. You know what I mean? It's like you just have to adjust to the reality. You got to raw deal. There's nothing wrong with acknowledging you got to raw deal, but you have to be a rock for your wife. Because if you think you feel bad,

anything, she's actually talking about her life and then you know what I mean? It's like, you got to be the strong one. You got to be her rock. And then if she, when she goes, then you could rely on other people, but now's not the time for that. Right. It's your turn. I like that. Like what that tech. Another home run. And the truth is life can end at any time. For any of us. Yeah?

Yeah? So you just like almost ended. If she'd hit that bike, you're fucking... Ha! Calumsteed Dave. Not yet. Okay. Ha!

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So what's the first more voice Is it the untill it will die? Is it the truth? Is it the truth? Is it the noise? Is it the truth? Is it the untill it will die? Yes! I am the only person who feels it's noise I am the only person who feels it's noise I am the only person who feels it's noise

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I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man I'm a little bit more of a man This has been a production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.