Tell Em Steve-Dave - #345: #NOTOKAY

Episode Date: August 1, 2017

Q's back from San Diego, Walt grouses like he's Bry, Bry dispenses sage advice to those who live close to the ground. Music: Forneus - The Nine Gates Of The Kingdom Of Torment

And a purve watching. Watch me. Poop. Because my wife won't let me. Bitch, if you would have put this away in the front of the plane... ...uh... Tell him Steve Dave hello and welcome to this week's edition of tell him Steve Dave with Q Hello with Walt And in featuring the tell him Steve Dave dancers. I wish that would great Every pod we did while you look like you're worn out.

I was gonna say it, it's only Thursday. You know, you're in a good mood, you see? No, no, no, no, it's just, you know how it is. I don't know how you deal with it. I don't know how you deal with your schedule. And I know you've been testy and I can't even imagine dealing with what you deal with. Because what I'm dealing with is nothing

you've heard you're dealing with, but you know in the middle of CBM, I tend to really start to withdraw as I have to be more gregarious during the daytime than I normally am. Like all my gregariousness, I'm using up on compliments, I have none left for anybody else when it's over. Really see you go home and they expect gregarious Walt and just to make sorry I use it on some dude I'll never see again. I get very, just about this point where I start to, my energy starts to dip. And he keeps it real, we had some AMC execs here today and like I know one of the guys

so I say hello and and Ming of course you know can't get enough of them. Not only is he off to the side not talking to them, he has his back to them. And it's not like he's on the phone texting or something. He's like, I'm like are you trying to add insult to injury? That's not on purpose. It's just real. Yeah, that's very real. What do they want? They want they want glad handing it They want the best performance on walk planning and could provide for the TV show Well, I don't think it occurs to them that he's so disturbed because all they see is the footage from the TV show

So they assume he's like this all the time and they probably think he just doesn't like us for whatever reason They went over to them. They're like tell tell us, what is it about, you know, being rich and on TV that bothers you. I am concerned, though, with my friend, a friend, you know, Mike Zapsyk used to die his hair and then he went off the die. I like it. I like the new Mike. Right? Yeah. About a week ago, I see him carrying in these two boxes of hair dye and I thought he had relapsed.

And it turned out, it wasn't for him. It's for Walt who is accepting free hair dye, not even in the shade that his hair is. And because it's free. But that to me seems weird. I clearly don't dye my hair, but isn't it super cheap? It's like, from what I understand at the drug store, it might be like $15 or something. Oh, that's more than I thought it was going to be.

Let me also say, since all four of us make the same amount of money, I know how much he makes per week. And it wouldn't be a burden to at least match the shade of your hair with a dye you're buying. But is that how little you care, I guess, is what I'm trying to get at? I think it's a great example of how little I care. I think it says it all. It couldn't get more perfect.

Yeah, I don't think it says at all. I don't think any more needs to be said. I think it says it all. It couldn't get more perfect. Yeah, I don't think it says at all. I don't think any more needs to be said. I think we can move on. Well, I want to know though, like when you go home, is there a noticeable difference in shit? Because I know Mike's hair look fucked up. That's why he stopped dying it. It was like jet black, right?

Yeah, but I don't think this, this wasn't black. As far as I could tell, I was trying to, trying to get it. It's just dark brown at the time. I didn't take't take it I don't even think I didn't even tell me you brought it in oh really yeah I didn't even know you even brought it in where is it I don't know I don't know I don't know I let it it for you I just both boxes I don't care you stubble fist and die if you weren't married you don't think you'd be

but down your hair I oh absolutely oh you what oh yeah she she prefers dark to gray but so do I I. I mean, yeah, even if I was a married I still would I got a couple minutes today by Luke Cage. Hmm. So that had a baby face. I don't think if I had the gray hair I don't think he would have said that. Oh, right. I don't hear him so call Mike or you baby faced. No, he didn't, but he also didn't hear him so call Mike or you baby faced No, he didn't but he also didn't call Ming baby And all fairness to Luke Cage had a hat on He would have been able to tell you see my hair but a hair and a sideburns and on me yeah, he could tell He wondered if Walt's mom had signed a permission slipper him down TV

Why that was so if you weren't married, do you think it would be because you're out there and you're out there? No, it's just a personal preference. Yeah. You know, I don't, I don't, you know, I don't think it would be, you know, I think you might mind to maybe just try it if you're the season's overseer. You know, what's a little darkened for you? Not that, Mike. Not Mike's a little darkened for you. Not mics, not mics.

I've been used mics. But if you know what I'm a little bit more of your the color that you used to have, then I got to grow it out like after that. It looked like white trash like where like my like my roots are all dark. And then you look great. You got this is the, this is a good look for you. I think this is the ultimate show of not caring. Rather than the taking second-hand dye.

It makes you feel better, right? A little bit better, that's what's important. I don't even know if I would say it makes me feel better, just I prefer it. I really don't even, unless someone brings it up, I don't even think about it. Right. Yeah. Just the way I would, just the way I would rather... So I've given you something to

think about. It's my way of giving the finger to a father time. And I will always give that mother fucker to the finger. He is like, he might shit. Okay. Okay. I'm not you. I don't get a father time. I it is interesting. I was thinking about this a couple days ago and we did a banter about like, would you rather have immortality or live five years as a superhero? And without hesitation, Walt says immortality, despite the drawbacks to immortality, which are like everyone around you will die. Then there's no take back. So it's like if you're immortal, you're like,

well, fuck. Well, that's always my thing with the immortality thing. Like you have to be able to end it when you want. Like if you're just gonna live forever, you can't take that deal. Because eventually the universe is gonna be dead and just be you floating in space. In sane.

But without missing a beat, he wanted to be immortal. And you live like, don't assume just because you'd go insane than I would floating in space. I would just chill out from a Lenny in space. I think about stuff. You'd probably be in pain. How I just AMC, exact. I think about why? Like, what's worth pondering for all time? I would find something I would find something I think that you are you You can't grasp immortality or our our minds aren't able to To take it on the full and compass what are all encompasses. Yeah, that's okay. I mean you don't get it

Wait, are you saying he doesn't get it? But... Very tricky the way you worry things sometimes. I understand, because are you thinking, please call me Doug? Is it a mortal? I mean, this scenario didn't go into all the small details. What even matter? I mean, if you were in,

it's a big detail. Okay, you're acting. What if for 10 billion years, the whole universe is on fire? And then you're burning for 10 billion years. But eventually the universe will be reborn. It always, you know, what, you know, like other times, you know, there'd be a new new bang.

Yeah. And I'll be there. I'll see it all happen from the start all over again. I mean, at least somebody could would be there to document it and prove it to everyone else later on who's like, was it big bang or is it? Who's not believing? I'm saying that humans evolve again. What if they don't? What if it's just Walt? Yeah, you're gonna have to fuck a frog or something.

They can be getting. Or let's say it really was an evolution. That's not maybe that was the big lie. So after the 10 billion years of burning gods, like psych, yeah, it's no big deal. So you turn your head already, right? Never mind. It doesn't make his head ache already, because that's just normal.

That little headache you're following up. I expected that. I don't know that. I could tell. I could see, you're shaking it off. I saw you at that little nod. You would live so long that identity would mean nothing anyway. You would cease to be Wolf Lining and you would just be this thing going on.

Well you could reinvent himself as fucking Paka Rabani. International spy. But it did make me curious because I want to I'm trying to figure out like What what is it about life that you love so much or are you like you can't even conceive of like? Oh my god Like getting old and dying that's that's the old It's a baby's laugh. It's a it's a bird chirping. What is this a fucking? He's commercial or whatever It's feeling the sun upon your skin. These are all the things that you should never take for granted and we all do, but you

know, those are the reasons why you want to be here. It's the last time the sun touched your skin, you look like a corpse. What happens if there is an awesome afterlife and then you're forever denied it? I'll make do I'll float around I can't argue with all they do. I'll be fine. I know I know how I How I roll and I think I'd be I'd be pretty pretty tight and pretty down with being immortal. Hmm? I mean, at some point, if there's a God, he has to step in and be like, well, I mean, you're

around anyway, so do you want to be right hand man, or is he mad? He's like, he cheated me. Maybe it doesn't even notice. Why does everybody think God's focus is on us? Because that's what you're brought up to believe, right? God is everywhere at all times. He's watching you much like Sanice El's he's watching you to make sure if you're better good. He's fucking everywhere at all times That means he's fucking billions of lightwears light years away as well. All right, and a perv watching

Watch me poop Your business. Well, that I'm sure that that that that's a natural act though. That's just what humans have have made to be perverse and naughty. That's that's like sneezing. Yeah. You know we don't we don't like try to hide a sneeze. So why are we trying to hide you know in number two? Well why'd you come down? I mean him and we were early on with real like sure. Oh, no, no, no, you're doing a first sexual gratification. And it's dirty. Then it's perversion God's man. All right.

I like this. I like, you know, how they have like books like philosophy, according to Dexter philosophy, according to breaking bad philosophy, according to wallflining. And I would read it. Oh my God. I can't read it. I'd be like Netflix, please make it. But you have to agree, right? Though that we have made number one and two to be like

like the B all end all in terms of like, you know, that's like you said, like if you sneeze or if you cough. I think menstruation is worse. I think that has more of a... Also, it's not like if someone sneezes, you're like, oh God, who sneezed? Because it smells like shit. Did you want to fuck me? Yeah. Was it shit when you ate it? Yeah, you sneezed it out.

Oh, you think it has to do with the odor? I think so. Both. I think if you're in public and someone burps, it's like, oh, it's weird people don't normally burp in public. But if somebody farts, everyone wants to, it wasn't me. It wasn't me. I thought everyone laughs like crazy. What's up?

Everyone laughs like crazy, though. I thought, I'm telling you, when someone farts, it's the funniest thing since the banana peel. Depends on the fart replaced the banana peel. It's the good You know it has like a fart on TV is just like to go to for us Or like kids movies. Yeah, like that cut bathroom humor is pretty big like a light bathroom humor We stigmatized Some things that you know, we probably didn't need to

Well, I always found it strange like when you're watching a TV show, how many times have we traveled together, not once have we pulled off to the side of the road and literally pissed like six inches apart from each other? Never. And that happens in the movies or TV all the time. People are talking with a dix up and they're pissing all over the ground. At least like when they show girls it's like one of those pissing near a tree and one's over and out in a different area and they're kind of like yelling to each

other. Yeah. Remember in Harold the second Harold and Kumar when he's pissing on the side of the road and Jamie Kennedy's just there at the bush. Yeah. So fucking weird. I love those movies man. Yeah. The second one they had the bottomless party. Yeah. I think they're all good. I think all three of them are home runs. Yeah. I'm a list party. I think they're all good. I think all three of them are home runs. I'm surprised they don't get more respect in the comedy world because they're really funny those movies. Oh, they don't get the respect they deserve. I don't think. One was less than me heard anybody mention.

No one calls it like, oh, it's a classic. Yeah, and it's a trilogy and every movie's really good. But like something like American pie. Yeah, it's the reason. Well, yeah, one they're wide to it. And you think it would fly more in this day and age too of the diversity and the... Well, they made three of them.

They had to do very well. Yeah, but you don't hear it regarded or talked about in the same way, I don't think. And I think they should. All right, let's get that going. Yeah. We'll get that going. You should make another one.

How, I don't know, would you use those guys? going. Yeah. We'll get that going. You should make another one. How, uh, I don't know, would you use those guys? Yeah. Yeah. I know. They still got it. Oh, I think they still got it. The last movie was about them getting it old anyway. So like, you just keep it up.

I don't know. What do I know? Stay tuned for Jane Silent Bob. But I'm talking about getting old. Oh, I tell you what, man, I saw Kevin and Sandy Ago. It was kind of cool, man. His hair's going to, he's growing his hair out. That's what I heard, he's growing it long again. Yeah, it was like weird.

It was like a little time warp. I was like, oh, fuck, like his hair's peaking out of the hat like that and shit. Yeah, it was pretty cool. How did Sandy Ago treat you? Was it a love? You loved it, huh? I love saying, I love Comic-Con, man.

This is the blast every year Got to walk around Nobody nobody recognized me. No, that's great. We're writing Nash. No, I had because I lost the weight and I cut my hair People I just fucking walk right past people that I noticed I was walking with Casey Joes Who does the wrap-up on our show and people are asking him for photos. I was taking photos for him With fans of our Prattles always made it in who I was it was fucking awesome it was good that's funny we were gonna go me and Megan and everything falls apart like it normally does not the cast of preacher yeah they're fucking cool man that kid who plays our faces lives in

common counting yeah he came into the store oh yeah before he got the role oh cool yeah hey did anybody the arts face special uh he, he came into the store. Oh, yeah, before he got the role. Oh cool. Yeah. Hey, did anybody else face special? Uh, he did. He brought all the preacher books. He said that he had gotten the role and he wanted to read up on the, uh, on the series and he brought all the, he brought all the tray paperbacks at the stash. Oh, cool. He hasn't been back since. So, nice big time now. It's neat, you. He's all you. That's a good guy. We can get him in. To do what? Buy some more stuff? Buy some books.

Q last week or last show, people were so impressed with your advice giving. Really? That the advice request for advice I've flooded in. Somebody said they wanted to call the segment cues tips cues tips cues tips Q tips. Yeah, but I mean eventually I'm gonna give bad advice. That's gonna go wrong. Do we want to keep going back to this? I don't know. Maybe Walt answers this one Because the most point you want to see the show today. I don't like to give anybody personal advice I don't like to give anybody personal advice. The best advice I ever gave got such a back backlash that I feel like maybe we should

quote while I had, I told that kid he's got a long time to take a punch so he should fuck get into it. Well that wasn't because that wasn't the best advice. That was great advice. I feel nothing because I know I could take it. You know you can take it. I could take a fucking punch. How many punches I've've taken so I don't worry about him Life's punching bag be cute, but people I want to hear it so you don't want to give any advice to people Let's do it Well you might know because you're married while you need to weigh in on this kind of stuff you got the The swing and bachelor be cute. Yeah, and then you got

old reliable, Walt Flanagan. And the wild card. And then me. You never know who I'm going to side with. OK, so this is a woman. She's 35 years old. She's been happily married for nine and a half years. Husband is her best friend.

They enjoy all kinds of stuff together. Now she tends to have guy friends always since she was a kid. She doesn't fit in with many women. She likes to play rough and get dirty. She goes kayaking camping by herself, all that kind of thing. She has two extremely close guy friends. These are pseudonyms. I'm not going to use their real names. pseudonyms. I'm not going to use their real names. Sam, who she texts on a daily basis, he knows everything there is to know about her, and her husband is 100% aware of how much we talk in the basic context of the conversations. She never hides anything from the husband. Sam and this woman are tight. He is never once expressed to me, oh wait a second, I'm sorry, but Sam started saying that he expressed feelings for after being a friend for so long.

She asked if he would like me to stop, if he would like her to stop texting, but she doesn't want to hurt him, he immediately opposed that idea So he checks and she checks and now and then and then there's another friend pseudonym Andrew she's also close with him Andrew expressed feelings for this other buddy all of a sudden Feelings of love and jealousy are creeping into his mind the jealousy isn't with Her husband so much as the other friend Sam Sam and she Have friendship chemistry. He's like a brother loves him like a brother

She loves Andrews, but there isn't just the same the same chemistry. She hate hurting Andrew can in the relationship with Sam What what is she do here? I mean, she's the problem. She's the problem. What is she lacking in her life that she needs this sort of drama? You're married. Your husband's your best friend. It's your job to get his back in situations like that.

The second that a guy expresses interest in you, he's only doing it to fucking hope that there's some hope, which means that he's trying to stab you fucking husband in the back. So will you the type of person that will let people stab you husband in the back? Or at least conspire to that. Right now you're placing Sam a heavy husband you want to put your husband you want to be a good wife she thinks it's between salmon and you're really is nothing to do with the sam sam fucking stuck it right in the husband's back

by expressing feelings and the fact that she still spoke to him after that tells me that there's a problem with her that's that you the guy your husband's back, you don't. And you fucking, you gotta come. I love the new nonsense.

Love it. That's it, that's all it is. Like you either, you either a good wife or your bad wife. It's up to you, because right now you're not being a good wife. Dundeele, Sam's gotta go, Andrew's gotta go. Counterpoint, what? I'm not even sure why you even worried

about giving bad advice you were you were worried you're not going to be able to come through again you nailed it again you nailed it again uh... she needs to stop worrying about friends and start worrying about the uh... the guy that she's married to will get the worst and and all the self way. If you want drama, this is it. This is what you, how many friends is anybody,

a really just a person? I don't know. According to you zero, you've blown around the universe for eternity. You really don't need many friends. You don't need a lot of friends. No, you don't. That's a, I've found that it's more hassle than anything else.

We got to navigate. We got to navigate. Everybody's different personality. And I'm like, you know what, I'll just go eat by myself. What? What? It's awesome. It comes down to, I watch with some?

Navigate everybody's got this is the person I'll be pizza. No, I'm I'm that that was a metaphor. I'll be by myself. I mean I'll you know what I'll see later I'm going to go do my own soul for you now. Yeah, my back to you that everybody

who I consider a friend has to be treated differently. Yeah, and you're tired of the kid my back to you. But everybody who I consider a friend has to be treated differently. Yeah. And you're tired of the kid gloves. Yeah, yeah, you get you that grows weary soon as you get, especially if they're high maintenance. As some of these guys sound like they may be as so to she, you know, and again,, and I don't understand what you're reaching out to a podcast involving more people into your life that you don't need to and to you and well who can she ask? I mean you can't ask

Those two I would fucking right into this podcast before I ask my mother for advice I would write in under a different name did oh Ask your mother ask your father. They'll give you the best advice that you can have. I don't, I disagree with that. I guarantee you. I guarantee your parents. I guarantee, well yeah, not knowing them, but for the most part, you, you, um, you can always go to them because they've already dealt with it already. Maybe not on the way that you're dealing with it because you got your fucking phone.

Everybody's got to have the fucking phone and have their friends looking at it. That's the problem. This guy texts not just. Okay. Okay. That's the problem. I'm not interrupting you. My bad. That's the problem, all right.

If you didn't have these fucking phones, okay, you wouldn't have these problems. Well, you wouldn't be in touch with the Sam every day. You wouldn't be dealing with his texts every day. Mm-hmm. It would have to be phone touch with the Sam every day. You wouldn't be dealing with his texts every day. It would have to be phone calls or in person. Right. And he's not gonna say that in person. He's not gonna be,

hey, let me express feelings for you. It's so much easier over. And if you're bringing up that I text constantly, text to my fucking wife. Not your friend who's female? I'm good for you. Because I don't have any. No female friends. I never have had a female That's because I don't have no female friends

I never have had a female friend and I never will have a female friend because my wife won't let me And I agree with that because I agree because this is what happens in okay What how old were you again when you got married? Young you're like 24 25 25 25. Okay, so I met you say when you're roughly 10. So 15 years before you guys got married, I don't remember your wife being like no female friends for you. You remember that being pretty standard. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's not, yeah, it's not only her, her wasn't because of her. It's everything now no. But I feel like I'll start expressing feelings for me. You should like that.

Well, it's inevitable. Not for me. I thought about letting guys and girls become friends. Friends. Most of the time. I mean, not all the time. Of course, you're going to hear, not me and my friend.

I know I'll hear that. Well, good for you, then. I don't think. I don't give a fuck. I don't. And fucking on CBM settle, fucking week. And I got to talk to you guys now about your fucking problems On a voluntary

I agree with I agree with you in as much as like the female friend thing I found anyway if you have a female friend there is always a moment where you're like wonder can I fuck this one? Yes. Oh, what are you talking to? Yeah. It's my defining trait in life. Yeah, exactly. Like these friends who you would be like, oh, he's like a brother. I have brothers. They hardly ever try to fuck me. I'm not a father.

I'm not a father. But that's what these guys are like. My feelings have moved past French. And who knows even when that happened? Because really, that's what they're thinking. They're not like, oh, I... So are you saying that there's some female listeners out there, possibly right now listening, and they're going, well, I have a friend.

And I know he hasn't thought about me that way. You're saying that you're wrong. Excellent. At some point, they probably... I am wrong if that friend is gay, because if they're not, they're thinking about banging you. And they have thought about banging you. And I don't care how good a fucking friend you think you are,

or how much of a fucking brother or sister, whatever. That guy is, at some point... You might not be screaming. No, but he's wondered. Not everybody's just like a fucking wolf and sheep a Sam or Andrew right, but yeah, it's definitely popped in It has it's unnatural for a guy and a girl to be friends. I don't know Just trying to lead you to have to accept the fact that that's going to be a part of it. Right.

Unspoken, undercurrent, deep on the current. If you're male and female, like your friendship is in a lot of ways, like defined by the fact that you don't fuck. You know what I mean? And like it's the absence of any sexuality. And that's only possible by acknowledging the fact that normally there is sexuality.

It's just you can't separate it too. I'm not saying you can't be friends. Believe me, I know what it's like to be friends with someone who won't fuck you. I know. I know, but I'm sorry. I've told you many times. I don't know why you want. We spend a lot of time together.

But I do know this. If you get married and you know, you want. We spend a lot of time together. But I do know this, if you get married, and you wanna be married, then you shouldn't have Sam Aranjus in your life. You guys fucking owe you a husband. You guys make a move behind your husband's back and you're allowing it. I think that's a good point. It should be shut down immediately.

She's like, hey, it would be easier for you if I don't text, but I wonder, she isn't saying, I don't think. It's not the same, it's not the heart. Well, I don't think though that she even said if she told her husband, because that's probably as a husband, that's something you would want to know.

What do you think of the guys who are so confident in their position that they're okay with their wives or with their wives or with their husbands having friends of the opposite sex. I mean, I guess it depends on your, that dude or woman's relationship with a friend. Like, if you know them as well, if they're not some mystery, you know what I mean? Like, if you're kind of friends with them

or even better our friends with them as well, then why not, you know what I mean? This sounds like it's not the husband's friends. There's a fucking way a girlfriend of mine is going out for dinner with some fucking Sam. I don't know. Some Andrew. Fucking let alone a wife. I'm going out with Sam tonight and I don't know everything about Sam. Right. Listen to me. It ain't happening. It's not happening. So your gal would not be allowed to have male friends that that I don't know. But if you do knew that if you knew them, it'd be different story.

Completely fun. Completely fun. And then what do you really know though? Like how much do you have to know them? What's quote unquote knowing them mean? What does that detail entail? I mean, ideally, background check. We would hang out without her sometimes.

You know what I mean? But I don't know. I mean, look, everybody's got to make their own rules and what it is. And if you don't trust your wife, I mean, I guess, if you do trust her, then you should let her do whatever you want, whatever she wants, which is great and fine. But I know I have a wish.

Just go on to the next question. Yeah, but to me, it's like, you want another one? To me, it's like, uh, we're going to go out to Samful. What Sam doing? What are you offering? Why is he so fucking? Yeah, like what does Sam and Andrew bring to the table? That's so great.

Oh, is it that? Is it? Is it? It's tension. She's like, oh, all these guys like. For her, that's what it is. It's a tension. It's sending you to Vodralla. And if that's, if you still need that in your life,

you shouldn't be married. 10 years, that's her best friend, dude. Okay. All right, well, you heard it. You heard it here. Drop Sam and Andrew, those there. And drop your phone plan. You're, don't even text don't get text anymore. Well, how she's supposed to text your husband then and really you're texting your wife that much all day Who am I texting?

Well every time I look at you look at you you're on your phone like doing something I'm reading I Know but I'm assuming you're reading a text from your wife There's no fucking way you're reading that shit without glasses. I know, but I mean, you're I'm assuming you're reading a text from your wife. There's no fucking way you're reading that shit without glasses I know that I am I got bigger fought now figured out get him told me how to put bigger font on my phone. Oh really? I'm texting get him to he's giving me he's helped me out with some of some good jokes on CBM That's really because he texts me jokes and he doesn't help me out once That's really because he texts me jokes and he doesn't help me out once

First of all, I always see him two hours after he texts them and then when I read it on the fly he's feeding me lines I don't know this is this is a joke one somebody trying to give advice to cue vice to me. God. Yeah. It doesn't seem like it's real. I need advice. Oh wait, holy cow. Are you interested in a follow-up for no more advice? Well, but we will go into a follow-up because I know people love like updates, right? The lady with the pictures. Remember the last time. Yes. Okay. The girl from the pictures and videos her last time. Yes. Okay. The girl from the pictures and videos came out for a visit. Unfortunately, the episode hadn't come out yet. So she wasn't able to use your advice. Q there was fighting and talking and. But there was fighting and talking and she came to the conclusion.

Oh, I guess she was fighting with her boyfriend came to the conclusion that if she trusted him, she just needed to get over it.. Came to the conclusion that if she trusted him, she just needed to get over it. She brought up the question of why he would show her those pictures, especially now that he was questioning why she would be upset about it. And she's pretty sure he understands the stupidity of those actions, especially now

that she's been bitching about it. People write so much. Despite how it sounds, he's a great guy. Who has some faults and fucks up sometimes. Would you say, would your wife be like, hey, he fucks up sometimes. Like what's a, yeah, like what's a Walt fuck up? I feel like it's different than a bride fuck up. Yeah, it's a lot of fun.

Yeah. He's in a smooth look. Yeah, like if, if um doesn't evolve cops It would be like Where did you put the Like I had to have I had to I had that little pimple where's the die? No, no, I had and I had this special like thing that I'm to put under under my eye when I had that thing Oh the mosquito bite in mosquito bite and I remember I a fuck up would be like hey, where's that cream at?

Why you always move on my cream and then she go and then my wife will come into the bathroom and be like in point to it And I didn't see it. Oh, yeah. Oh, so you get all Yeah, I blame her for like moving something and she really didn't even move it Huh So you get all loud. Yeah, I blame her for like moving something and she really didn't even move it. Huh. Wow. I'm just trying to envision a life where like, that's the most major thing that happens to me during the week. That's not even within like 10 minutes of getting up.

It's worse than that. Well, I said it kind of sorely. Oh, yeah. I would be like, where's that cream? You know, that, for the cream program, I had that nap bite. I know you moved it. What is she? I said it like that though. So she's not even in sight. Yeah, she's, you're just like, are you, are you more grousing out loud or you talk to her? No, I'm talking to her. Okay. And I said it by I said it with that tone. Oh, I know you moved it. Mm-hmm. Very cute story. Yeah. Because she's,

um, your wife is a neat mix. So she's constantly. Yeah, I assume that if I can't find it very cute story. Yeah, because she's your wife is a neat Nick so she's constantly Yeah, I assume that if I can't find it I and it's wrong of me to assume that that she's moved it and I just haven't I just haven't looked hard enough All right, wow pretty that's a big football. That's a blow up There it is oh There it is. Oh, sorry. It's calm waters. Why are you? You wouldn't label that as a bribe fuck up on that level.

If I'm like, where did you put the well, first off, I would definitely do that, but it would be, it would be a little surlier where I would be like, where the fuck is that I cream? Why the fuck do you always move everything? Where I would be like where the fuck is that I cream why the fuck do you always move everything? That's yeah, that's not a normal tone And then once I saw it and it was and it wasn't moved by whoever you were accusing If she was like yeah, if the person was like it's right there. I'd be like oh Then I I wouldn't That that oh says it all that's I'd be like oh then I would in the fall like this. And that that that that oh says it all that's like that

stupid like oh yeah boy me right there. I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just saying this is the way it goes. But that's as close as she's gonna get to that she that too apology that you're you're gonna be like oh. I said oh yeah what do you want. Bitch if you want? Bitch, if you want to put this away in the first place,

sometimes I think like every once in a while, if, if I'm like dead wrong about something, I'll be like, I'll say sorry, but it takes a lot. Yeah, because usually I'm mad about something. It's like it's leading up to that you know like I guess life let up Yeah, so that's why I'm mad about the cream and everything else That would constitute a sorry. Yeah, probably like probably not always enough. Oh Oh, and probably in her mind. She's like why why why this is what an asshole And my mind I'm like well, you know for next time when she's like, why? Why? Why? This is what an asshole. And in my mind, I'm like, well, you know, for next time when she moves, it maybe I won't see anything.

You're gonna get a pass. Yeah, you just got a free pass. Be happy with it. Yeah, I don't know. I try to not be a powder keg, but sometimes it just happens. And that's why I want in a while when I travel, I use my way, what is this, a way carry on bag. Oh yeah, I use this. It's pretty cool, right? It's pretty fucking cool. Like sometimes we talk about stuff and my heart's not in it.

They sent us one. But yeah, they sent us one and I won't lie man, I was like... Who wants a fucking... a bag that you can like charge your phone on? No, right? You've never been stuck with a layover with no fucking... You're totally right. You're totally right because everyone crowds around those things,

but you're away bag is charged up and then you got like a Bluetooth. So it has like an iPhone thing or that other little whatever that mini USB battery pack built into the luggage. Right. So away there, there are a team of thinkers, seekers and designers. They're focused on you would not believe how much is written on this copy. This is so much like like, do it in 30 seconds. Well, I, I know, remember, because I used it and I was impressed by it. So I sort of flipped through the book. It's indestructible.

And if it has a nice shell on the, yeah, they say if anything does break on it, that's a lifetime warranty. And you know what? I mean, this is maybe a testament to how, like, small my life is, but like, it came with that bag that you can, like, put your laundry in. I'm like, this is maybe a testament to how small my life is, but like it came with that bag that you can like put your laundry in. I'm like, this is awesome. Yeah, it's not, yeah, don't feel that way because I have to tell you, what's the name of this company again? Away.

Away. I got one of them too, and I don't even travel, and I used it around the house. I would put stuff in it and just drive it around. I just won't get moved again. Yeah. I would literally take the, you know, how you take that apparatus out of it that becomes a handle because I've never owned a bag like that. And in my mind, ever since I was a little cave

and I saw a businessman walking with those kind of bags, it screamed important. And it screamed professional. And now I had one. Now I wasn't traveling anywhere, but I wanted to make sure I got some use out of it, so I brought it to the grocery store. Instead of using a bag, I put it in the... You look like he's still on that shit.

No, no, no, I just feel it I just stole the late I'm gonna put I'm gonna put the all the snapple in in this suitcase okay when I'm trying to out yeah then I just put that in the drawer instead of a shopping cart that was like no no no I have a shopping cart too but I brought the bag in with me so that like because

I don't want because I buy a lot of snapple and it's so heavy for the plastic bag so I was like you, I'm gonna bring this luggage I'm gonna put it on the luggage And it'll lead just like I'm never seeing anybody fill up, you know, it's too case full of snapple I believe she was telling the truth I was just like, yeah, I know but like I don't have to worry about a break in now and I can charge my phone while I'm doing it Yeah, I don't go to I don't go to airports so you know but I do go to the grocery store.

There you go. It's either an acceptable carry on or a snapple carrier. And I know that when I walk out of the store, I saw people watching, man, I'm sure they were. I'm sure they were. That goes an important man. Yeah, there goes a guy that's doing the same thing school children do every day. Tracking their baggy. Not in a Swedish bag like that. No, that looks like, you know, that looks like Armani. It looks like GMani, whatever, anything like that. All the monies. Yeah, any money you can name. It also looks like a guy that they're like, is he homeless? Why is he dragging a fucking luggage around with him? It's all, it's clinking a lot.

What's in that? This is just my snap, I told the lady up front. Ah. Um. She gets, she gets, she wanted to put, I swear guys, she wants, she wanted to put a face stick and I was like, I'm not gonna put it on the bag. I said, I'll just hold it on my hand.

I said, I'm an important business man. Just, people travel with steam and trunks. They get the stickers on them and stuff like that. You should do that with a paid stick. Like food town, stop and shop, whole foods. I thought it would cheapen the effect if I had all those little chinties stick on. Nor are you dressed in a suit or realize just like this? Just in my shorts or a t-shirt.

I'm sure someone mistook you for a report with this man. It happened, don't worry. I know they didn't mistake me for a businessman, but I know that they're like, I never thought it that, that is a fucking great idea. Saving the world, saving the, just being an environmentalist and showing off my new fucking suitcase. Sometimes I think you definitely need more company at launch. So much to interrupt these thoughts. My wife was like, I'm not going to wait you for my suitcase. It's near the suitcase, you're like, I made my decision. Away uses high quality materials while offering a much lower price compared to other brands. They cut out the middle man

That seems to be the key right cutting out the middle man. Yeah Nine colors four sizes, but what about the middle man? No, the middle man is like he's scared shitless times Have never been worse for the middleman then 2017 when Casper is doing in a ways doing it like fuck the middleman because you want to see money for too long the middleman has been in our lives the middleman I don't know why I haven't gotten that far I haven't gotten that far into my thought yet. But we always vilify the middleman.

He's a piece of shit. He's there as like, because he's made you feel that he's like indispensable, that he's a necessary part of whatever it is you're doing. He's like, hey, I'm a middleman. I'm here to facilitate. And you're like, fuck you, I got the internet. All right. You know, you may not need a middleman now, but one day, you never know.

And you know, you're at the top of the ladder, but on the way down, made that need a middleman now, but one day you never know and you when you know You're you're you're at the top of the ladder, but I don't know way down you may become a middleman at some point right I'm like who wants to buy this man Like fuck you over here Casper Like I have to remember me Want to see me do a flip on this next? It's like an impractical joke Just hold on let me try again. I didn't get it that time. I'm 60. I didn't think it was going to play out like this. I'm so glad I'm not immortal. Not the wrong no like you got it if you have to resort to being a middleman. I'll tell you what the the middleman worked out really good for me when I used to buy drugs. Yeah, because I was never putting myself directly in harm's way. The middleman was.

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Yes, I could. If I'm not sure how long it lasts, but yeah, I could plug this into the luggage And just a that'd be a great commercial for the for allying. What's this look? Oh, I way yeah Hundred-day trial live with it vibe with it Q travel with it Instagram at Walt the Instagram yourself with the food store pulling around Kays the snaple

No, I will though. Okay. Yeah, get a... Just put a French bulldog in. Bring your dog in, yeah. I mean, if he was a service dog, which I tried to do. I heard he could just buy Vest's dog. Yeah, I did. I looked into it on...

You could just buy a service dog Vest on eBay. I was going to do it, but then I was like... It's pretty damn obvious. He's on a service dog if he goes in he'll be pulling around like a lunatic. Not true. You know, anything can be... Drooling all over the place. Gini pigs, parrots, fucking chameleon.

People are bringing all kinds of shit on planes just because you want to bring them in. Well, yeah, you know what, then I'm thinking, you know, I really want to bring them in. He's more hassle, you know, and it wouldn't be that much gained other than getting over on the supermarket that I have my dog in here, you know. Right. And they're still celebrating you from your recent innovations.

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You know what I mean? It's like a weekend. Oh yeah, you need a bigger one. Well, I sweat like you wouldn't fucking believe so I always got to over pack. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I don't. I'm just the exact opposite.

I don't sweat at all. I basically always have to double what I've had He has been boasting about that all day I really had to wear this heavy fucking like he looked like a new England fisherman in this sweater um And he he like was like oh, I like part of the bit. Everybody all the crew was like are you don't have to keep wearing you could take it off You know, it's so hot. I'm like it's all right's alright. I don't sweat. He's like I'm a cucumber over here. Yeah, it's so heavy and so bulky and big. You're just like how and it's not like it was a hundred degrees today but it was

hot enough that like if you stood in the sun like I'd start to perspire a little bit but not not him. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing but I've always ever since I was a little I couldn't never like I've been playing ball with other people and it looked like they just jumped out of a pool. Where are your cardigans boys? I could pick my arms up while I'm guarding somebody. You wouldn't even see pit. Jellis. Yeah, I don't know why yeah, I don't know why, just maybe it's just blessed. I was thinking to get in a Botox injections in my armpit. For what? It shuts it down. Yeah, it makes you stop sweat. Is that bad? Oh dude, like he's the guy you don't want to play basketball with Really? It's that bad. It's that bad. You ever go to doctor? No, I mean, it's not I don't think it's not natural

I don't think it's unmarried. Are you sick? I don't sweat from my forehead like it's just the See that's the sweat that's cool though when I was playing guy at ball against guys They're like when their hair get away and it would be dripping off the face. Yeah, I mean, I don't have it on my body. You just get pits things. It ruins a lot of shirts, huh? Yeah. I haven't known you for a long time. I've never noticed it. Not once. And what would happen? You would take the Botox and it would shut down. No, you just sweat. For like six months to a year. Yeah, you know, sweat. But does it just come out of other places? No, like his ears. Now it doesn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no his ears. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. It doesn't reroute the sweat. No, it just stops. What it does is it numbs the nerves in your armpits. You actually looked into this. Is that bad? I'm telling you, man, it's

fucking yourself. You're self conscious about that. That's self conscious about it, but I can't really wear certain type of shirts in the summer. It's awful. You can't wear a tank top on. Oh, shirts have to be rubber. Like, you can't wear a white beater. I could. Yeah, white beater, but I would. You can't wear a guinea tea. You wouldn't?

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And I don't like when I say just super into boogie boarding and Recently so I got her like a new boogie board. It's like one of the ones attaches to her hands and shit. She's real into it I go in the ocean like I stand in the ocean just to watch her so she doesn't get swept away and I always keep assured on because I don't think it's fair to do that to other people even though everyone else is doing it to me the blubber and the grossness. Oh, you lost a lot of weight for one. Not enough. Not enough. I think that's more you.

I don't think other people would be like, I know. I know, I think you're right. I think most people are not focused on me or like, like Harputum gets only a little. Well, I'm not lamps for many months. Yeah, but I almost feel like only black people should wear tank tops. Yeah, it's interesting. What makes you especially white ones?

Huh, cuz they just high ins they the fuck and they love that shit. My grandfather was spawning but it's only have a war. Yeah, I know, but they're too hairy. Black guy never has hairy arms like like I got like hairy arms up here and hairy shoulders and shit Black guys never wow, and they always they always look good in a nice white tank top Because Luke Cage was just here. I might be in love with Luke Cage He looked good though, right? I'm such a muscle, but I thought it was weird. It would have been I was gonna ask him to touch the muscle, but I thought it was weird. It would have been. There were popping.

He also was like, have you ever brought a suitcase to the grocery store? He's like, let me tell you something, Luke Cage. I don't tell him that. Nice guy, super white teeth too. Yeah. Hollywood teeth. Handsome devil. Got them Hollywood teeth.

Yeah. Shine up. And he said it's not, well, for him anyway, it wasn't that hard to put on. Well, it's a process, but he had to put on 30 pounds of muscle for Luke Cage. And he said, he was like, he just asked to go the gym four or five times a week, eat lots of protein, no sugar, all that shit.

And he said like, it took him like three months. Maybe three months, that's it? I said to him, I was like, I can put on 30 pounds in a week, that's not gonna be muscle. But yeah, wow, that's pretty good. I don like, I can put on 30 pounds in a week. It's not going to be muscle, but yeah. Wow, that's pretty good. I don't think I could do that. I don't think I have the genetics too. No, I know, I know.

I certainly don't have the will power. Who is taller? He was taller than me. He was taller a little bit. A little bit, like maybe two inches taller. That helps. I didn't like it. With that helps with what being muscular.

Yeah, I think it helps to have a bigger frame. Spread it all out a little. You know, it's a squatty. So if I just wear lifts, I don't have to lose any more weight you're saying. Oh, well, yeah, I mean, if you're like a fire plug fat guy, it's, it's way more noticeable. I think if you're big and tall, you know, the, the, it's kind of,

it's distributed a little bit more. And people are like, you know, the what it's kind of it's Distributed a little bit more people are like people just like hey, that's just that's a big guy They'll leave us just a big guy unless you're like like Guinness book world records fat or something But yeah with a short guy who's also fat and a lot of things let me tell you short guys This is what you should not do Jay Sarge and talking to you. That's right Let me tell you short guys, this is what you should not do. Jay Sargent talking to you. That's right. When you're a short guy, don't wear shorts that go below your knees. I'm not saying wear fucking like Daisy Dukes, but it always makes you, and women too, it

makes you look shorter and weirder, and I don't think enough people give that kind of style advice to short people. I even noticed that, off the camera eyes open. Yeah. It definitely like those long cargo shorts that go past you and me, it makes a short guy look way shorter I think. Oh, the good pair of cargo shorts. I know they're like maligned in society, but I just threw away a pair because I was like,

who wears these anymore? Why did I wear them? I like cargo shorts. I like the kind of shorts like walled wears, like like just like like you're about to take a gym class Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I prefer Yeah, we're like sweatshorts. They're like they are I agree But there's something about them. Yeah, I still wear them on a fuck I Guess not you can do it though. Yeah, but remember set a trend

Yeah, you don't want to do that though because remember when the president Obama wore his mom jeans He still hasn't lived that down. You don't want to be a world where your mom's cargo jeans Never that when he wore the mom jeans. Oh look it up. It was a big deal. Yeah, he never lived that down He never lived that big wide pockets It just looked weird like he wore like like they just he was wearing mom jeans like they covered up his gun and they it was uh, his what is gun? What's that? It's like usually it's you're referring to a woman's words. They're got and they're they're posting me and it's called a gun. I never heard that before. Yeah. Okay. Let's see. Was he playing baseball at the time?

Well, I don't remember. Oh, I know. It was a big thing on the internet. And then he went. He did a lot of, he had to do a lot of repair work, too. He would constantly be seen after that with more trendy genes. But he still was never able to live it down. Well, you would think that, right?

Except gq.com on January 19th and the internet sucks here So as soon as the fucking article. It's I'll be able to check. All right. There he is with his mom jeans. Okay. Oh wow He's not like me you and What's his name the maroon five guy? Vivian, yeah with our boot cut jeans. I love a good boot cut to me too. I'm with you on that He's wearing mom jeans running shoes But they're saying that on jazz as recently as January 19th

That they're cool now mom jeans well Michelle Obama said that she threw them out mom jeans well michelle obama said that she threw them out set even that i don't think she didn't back up her husband she was just like she throughout the jeans and made with me like it was bustin on them that is mom jeans now that's that increases her credibility a thousandfold she she criticized the most powerful and in the country and is like what do

you fucking nuts the throes away you think of you think of a vano would do that to trump do you think that she The throat is away. Do you think of Avanna would do that to Trump though? You think that she'd go in throw away is? I mean, maybe 30 years ago when she was married to him, but maybe it's Melania now that we're two. But Melania, you think Melania would do that? I don't think she would now.

No, he'd freak out. I don't think he'd be very upset. He was very upset. And there was a picture him playing tennis with a fucking bubble button. You could see his tidy whiteies. Trump? Yeah. You could see his tidy whiteies under his shorts and shit, like they took a picture him play in tennis with a fucking bubble button. You could see his tidy whiteies. Trump. Yeah. You could see his tidy whiteies under his shorts and shit.

Like they took a picture of his tennis. Why, why, he was president or before his president? Well, he was president like a month ago or so. He was playing tennis. We allowed himself to be seen with tidy whiteies. I don't think he knew. How did he not know? How could you not know that everything you do is being photographed?

Or maybe he didn't know that he had like panty lines and shit and should have worth on. He should have. Get on that, me undies. Presidential thong with the sealant shit. Oh, this is fucking. Look at the fucking. Look at the junk of that trunk.

Oh, my God. What is this 70-year-old man? He is, but realize you're a 70-year-old man and don't know. What is the 70 year old man? He is, but realize you're a 70 year old man and don't do that. Don't you know what I like though about the internet's doing here though? It's not about party. They took down Obama with his mom jeans and they're taking down Trump with his pantylines. Right. That's a good point.

No, you know, it's fair game. Right. Yeah, exactly. It's not partisan. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they're saying I guess that it's they're cool now. I guess maybe guys are wearing Wait a second here So it said never see Barack Obama in his stone wash jeans again

The decision to get rid of them may have been poor timing because those jeans are slowly coming back around in the style with windbreakers, white running shoes, and wider leg, light wash jeans. I'm telling you, man, there are a few things that annoy me more in life than people who are fashionable. Which is big different from being stylish. You want to be stylish, that's one thing, because you can just make it your own. But as soon as you're fashionable, you're like, what's everyone else doing? It's fucking irritating, because then everybody starts wearing the same shit? I mean look aren't I unique? I have no really

I'm maybe wolf maybe I'm getting old. This might be the start of it But I have noticed that girls shorts Too short just ass cheeks are fucking I you walk around my head too shame them and I'm not shame in anybody. I'm just saying back in my day You wouldn't wear shorts like that. I mean you're talking fucking ass cheeks are hanging out left and right, whether they should be wearing them or not, like no matter what, and it's everywhere. Well, here's the problem, Q, and I agree with you. Now, more power, too.

But if they're a little bit older, when you see 12-year-old, 13-year-old girls running around with her, she's hanging out, it's weird. Yeah, it's like, what is happening? Like, it's just the thing now that everybody's got them. No, they don't all look good. Well, it's, no, that's a fact. That's a problem. You know why I don't wear,

short shorts with my S, she's hanging out. Would it look good? Oh, it would look terrible. It's crazy, man. I'm looking around, I'm like, this is nuts. Like, the sage's head shorts and she's not like I want to wear these But I'm like I'll be like those are too short. So that's nuts. Yeah, they're too short They're not pastries

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But they're saying I did so If you get do the promo code right now, I did I just did it. So if you get do the promo code right now. I did. I just did it. LukeCrate.com slash TESD. You're going to get 10% off any new subscription. The LukeCrate theme this week. Boys is... Kingdom. You'll find items from the legend of Zelda Adventure Time and the Lord of the Rings. I just got a sweet Rick and Morty figure. And LukeCrate. Did you? Yeah, it's awesome. I put all my best. What's your favorite kingdom, Q? I favorite kingdom? Yeah. Of all time. Yeah. So hard to choose. Oh, is it the magic? Is it the Lord of the Rings? Is it, um, is it as guard?

Would you consider the Star Wars universe to be a kingdom? No, you think no king like like Game of Thrones. I'm just thinking of a kingdom you know like you ask guards a kingdom. There has to be a king. That's surprising right? There's no all the match of the game of thrones. I did say Game of Thrones. Yeah no no I'm saying on on Lucreth you would think that would be. My dear rights thing. Although there is no king in the magic kingdom unless you want to count Mickey and Minnie. That's true. I was going to say magic kingdom is probably for everyone. But if we're taking that, you know, who's like, I don't want to say it in a bad way. But there's no other way to say it. Like a little mental for Disney. I didn't know it. I was kind of shocked by it. Crystal Dando. Really? Like big Disney guy. I mean to the point where I'm like the parks of the

characters and some it's like you realize it's the happiest place. But yeah, he is like for that aspect of it because I probably go to parks. I probably go to Disney parks three times a year. Like any time I'm in California, I'll go for the day. And any time I'm in Florida, I'll go. Really? You like it that much? Yeah. He does, you know what?

Because last time when the UN sell went out to L.A. together, you were like, hey, we're going to the... I was like, well, have fun. You're like... Yeah, it's a... I mean,, we're going to the man. I was like, well, I have fun. Just like the. Yeah, it's a, I mean, what is it that does it for you? You know, you're not bringing any kids there? I'm bringing any kids, but it just reminds me of fun time in my life. I don't wait for lines.

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I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, I was going to say, happen when you were a kid. It's a lot more enjoyment. You know, you have to be fun. Yeah, because how does every mind you of your childhood though? Well, you ride, wasn't that part of the fun? Well, I like it in the line. And get from our show. Like, I like going to have caught, like, getting, like, a nice little buzz going in, fucking the Mexico part of it. That's always fun. A buzz?

Yeah. Why do you smoke? It's some black hearts. No, no, no, no. Toquila, they have like a toquila. Oh, OK. Smoke. This is why they shouldn't a tequila. Oh, okay. Smoke. This is why they shouldn't kick you guys out of the country and build a wall, whatever,

because this shit's good. Awesome, man. I love it there. That's where you go inside and there's that little boat that takes you around. Yeah, it's nighttime. I'll go into that pyramid, do couple shots take the boat ride get off Do a couple more shots get back on that boat ride do it get off maybe have a case of deer I'm instantly regretting not going with you It's a fucking best man by the end you're all hammered. It's all fucking fun

Then you just walk around the rest of the world and everybody's in a good mood Nobody's upset at you for anything. Well, nobody's moving your creams. Go suppose you must not be there that day He's upset about everything all the time. Well, now when he's at Disney, man, he was telling us about his love of Disney and you could tell it was like genuine. I had a neighbor like he has prints. He has like things he saved because I thought I thought you meant Prince like Prince the dead singer He's talking about like frame thing. I don't know if it was him or his father and like cells Yeah, you could tell like like this is a big big deal Yeah, but it was it was it was a nice little Insight it didn't know about because I you know, I like to find out more about the people in our little

universe and it was, that was surprising to me. I mean, I won't have lunch with them, but if I hear second-hand, maybe that he likes Disney. He wasn't talking to me, he was telling me to see there. Yeah, I was listening to him from the farm. He was dipping in. To me, I would feel like, like, Ladondo's like, it reminds me of when I was young and I used to go. Yeah.

Really? Not like this guy. Oh yeah, he was like, I remember going to the front of the line and drinking tequila when I was in. I was in the States and exactly. But when I was in Paris, a couple of weeks back, I went to Europe. I went to Europe this evening, went in for one ride and then left because I'm always wanting to go on that ride. Well, ride ride wasn't the haunted mansion out there is different

It's a it's a scarier like they actually made it like a legit Horror house. How could you just do one ride though? Because nobody knows me something I can let me on the front of the lights It's only a time for a weighted five hours I wasn't awful didn't want to go on the fucking tower, a tower of two over there, but it was a fucking 55 minute wait. I'm like, who would do this? This is insane.

Every single person could pay to get in. I paid to get in, I paid my fuck up, put my money on the barrel. Put your euros down? Yeah, I put my euros down, I walked in, I did the line, I waited for a half hour. Nice. You got your seal of approval. It was a prop, then. Yeah, I gave him some props. Yeah, and it was legit. I walked in the line I waited for a half hour nice You're still the proof of props and yeah, give some props. Yeah, and it was legit. It was it was like in a jits scary or

Experience nice. Yeah, I like it. I hate abacot. Oh, man. I think it sucks. It's the worst part of Disney. It's boring It's boring. I just went recent I went last year And I love for me personally. I don't I don't get the buzz on in Mexico that you you know you do Everybody's it just smells gross cuz everyone's eating turkey. It's fucking 150 degrees out and everyone's chowing down on a turkey legs Oh those big giant turkeys Yeah, I was eating turkey legs and it just turns my stomach. Well, they're expanding it so much You know that Epcot's got a big makeover turkey freezer Oh, yeah, so I saw a Star Wars parade is pretty cool. Yeah, it's just fun. They like they did some Some really high-end shit in a parade that you wouldn't expect like flames. That's cool. Yeah, I like music There's some two theme parks that I really like like the artificial

Nature of it like you go in the rocks of fake, like it's almost like an enclosed universe. I like that. It appeals to me for some reason. Because everyone there for the most part, I've always liked it. Because kids like it too, but I think for the most part, everyone is having fun, except maybe the workers.

Yeah. But they're pretending that it's fun. So I care about that. Because that's their job is to pretend that they don't want to kill themselves every second of the day It's all of our jobs. Yeah, I guess and so much so that like characters like you'll never see like a guy smoking a cigarette with his Mickey head off, you know, it's like that that fake world is

Carefully planned and executed every day Yeah during the year and unless something really bad happens like you know world is is carefully planned and executed every day during the year and unless something really bad happens like you know somebody falls off a rider whenever it's always gonna be that way. What you should do while you're at the height of your popularity is go to Disney and demand. Two years ago. And the man to photo of one of the characters with their

head off smoking. Oh, that one. PCP. You can you can demand that right now. They'll do it off smoking. Oh, that one happened. PCP. You could, you could demand that right now. They'll do it for you. Oh, they cannot. I, the only way I get to find a wife. I got a fucking, I got a wait till somebody recognized me.

That works at the park. What was that? What was the little, uh, the guy shotgun jive? Hold the nirpactical joke. 20 minutes. Yeah, I got a whole routine. I got, I don't want to, I don't want to say that, I don't want to give it a line. You got a routine to get you in front of the line?

It works. I'm telling you a little too bit of it. You're a percent. He starts screaming at whoever he's. No. Did you move the cream? No. I can't give it away.

I can't. Why? People will take steps to block it. I tell you how would they do. I'll tell you off air. You're protecting yourself? Yeah. I don't want to just clop a new fucking you all fair. You're protecting yourself? Yeah.

I don't want to just come up with a new fucking stick. No, this is a shit that works with 100% success rate, and I'm not giving it up. How is anybody you think anybody listening to this would fuck you up for you? Universal Mike is listening right now, man. It fucking worked out in Universal too. I already know. You know, we did the story a long time ago, people hiring retarded guys and shit to get to the front of the line. That's what he's doing. Challenge Steve Day.

We're not done. We're halfway through a goddamn Luccrete commercial. Uh, you know, well, now that seems any climatry. Just to give the code. That's all you need to do. No, you'd think so. Everyone loves Luccrete. They do. I don't know why I have to keep fucking talking about it, aside from paying. But if you're on a quest for Epic Gear Housewives of Collectibles, they've got it. They have an Epic range of pop culture items for less than $20 a month. They have loot wear, you

know, clothes and shit, loot pets, Walt. Hey, man, you could dress your dog up, bring them to the food store. The offer expires August 19th. So you've got a while if you want to get in on this. Lucrate.com slash TSD. Enter the code TSD. You're going to save 10% off any new subscription to day. Nice. I have a I have a puppet master update. Really? An exclusive from San Diego Comic Con. I ran into walk in the floor Thomas Leonard. The guy from the state who is now in the next Puppet Master movie. Okay. You know I remember this? Thomas Leonard?

Remember we looked it up. Oh okay. And they're making a new one. I asked him. I said, I said how did it go? You know he's like I was great. We're gonna have fun. I go do they keep up the not the weird Nazi connections and imagery in it Mm-hmm. He said absolutely do I Would be stunned if they didn't I mean they made fucking 17 of them all Nazis Littleist right are you watching preacher? Yes. How fucking crazy is this?

Awesome. Dude, they make, they make, I didn't see the whole, I only got half way through this last episode, I got finished it tonight. So I don't know if there's an update to this, but Brian, they make Hitler a fucking likable character on the show. You actually feel bad for Hitler on the show. Really? It's crazy.

It's fucking nuts. Like the first time they do it, you're like, this can't be where they're going. And then suddenly you're like, oh my god, I feel bad for Hitler. Like, he's kind of a nice guy. It's weird. He's like, yeah, holy shit, that's exactly what you're like. You're like, stop picking on Hitler. You're just fucking crazy. Am I wrong? Yeah, you're not wrong. Dude, it is, it's confusing as fuck, dude. You're like, you're an a fully acknowledging that he's the worst human that's ever lived.

And you're like, oh man, I just kind of feel bad for him. Really? Dude, a sympathetic Hitler. It's crazy. I don't know how they're not getting shit for it. It's weird, right? It's not causing more of an upward. You think it is because he's arguably the most sympathetic

character on the show right now. It's really really weird, dude. Oh, I couldn't believe it. I was like, it's great. I really, I'm enjoying this season, man. I'm really, I mean, I like last season too, but they really, they really hit the hit the gas this season. I've heard this season is, well, it's there's a slow build in yeah there's a slow build in the first season. Yeah but it was the first season. I like the first season but like this is this is what everybody wanted this season. Right yeah I'm trying to get a signal. Yes before we go to

send out a request for some prayers and well wishes. Thoughts and prayers. Lots of prayers. a lot of prayers for Declan who's feeling ill again. Oh, thank you. I'm here on my deathbed again for the third time this week. That's what's in the actual bed. What do we know, Drone with him? I just got the news that he's in the hospital. Hopefully he's out by now, but definitely all the prayers and well wishes necessary to get him back in tip-top shape.

I'm 99% someone else right now. They've replaced me parts. Everything except the monies. Why would they stop there? It's what I wonder. Still though, I gotta to get tell him Steve Dave out. He hasn't missed it.

Oh, that's a fuck. Yeah, he might miss this one. I hear you might miss this one. Yeah. Oh, I think the first one and the many of moon. Right. So who do we have to replace one for good? Don't.

You can't replace it. He's irreplaceable. The show would end. Yeah, I would. Yeah. Oh, irreplaceable. The show would end. Yeah, I would yeah Definitely so so if Declan goes tell them Steve Dave goes. Yeah, wow. I think yeah, I think it's only Evitable. Yeah, I can't wait to hear the retraction once he goes We're doing it for declinters. Yeah

Declan presents tell them Steve do Speaking of Hitler shit, did you see this that outrage the internet? I favorite color is glitter. Oh, is that what it says or does it say? Hitler colors, if you, if you look at it looks like Hitler not Hitler. I know it does, but it doesn't take a lot to outrage the oh no no internet Hitler totes. They don't glitter online queue Just like the old Jay and Silent Bob secret stash totes didn't glitter my finest idea You're your fine idea that sold out yet you took shit for it. Yeah, also wasn't my idea bag up here is to say bag appears to say Hitler Are we a little bit too worked up about this type of shit? I don't go on. I don't go on anymore, man.

I don't either. So I don't know anything. I read email. This was sent by a listener. People were up in arms online over the Hitler tote bag that was supposed to be saying my favorite color is glitter. They're like, but if you cut it off halfway, then it says Hitler Hitler still cut it off halfway. That's not what I was saying before. Yeah, you can, you can not do that if you want. This store is accidentally selling a bag that says

my favorite color is Hitler. What race is not okay? Says team Vogue. Not okay. Says team Vogue. That was one of the things that drove me off the internet the not okay and when people write this to refer to something that someone just said they're like this and blah blah blah oh my god there's no hope for this fucking universe or anybody that starts out like when you're online at the coffee shop and yeah that's a good that that well don't get upset just check out online at the coffee shop and that's all. Well, don't get upset. Just check out.

Teen Vogue has a right to say it though, don't they? Sure do. There are the voice of the teens. Go for it. And they say not okay. It's not okay. It's not okay, wall. It is not okay.

If it said Hitler, it wouldn't be. I agree with them if it said Hitler, but it doesn't say Hitler. No, it says glitter and they know god damn well It says glitter and they're like oh if you look at it a certain way It says Hitler and that's not okay Okay, not okay 24 hour new cycle man You got a fucking dig this shit up. Do you want to hear what Bell is chic had to say about it? I do We are beyond embarrassed about the design of our glitter tote bag.

We replace it with a new design. Hope you like this one better. Hashtag not okay. What the fuck, man? Can nothing, like, nothing goes... I guess it's the world, nothing goes unnoticed. He does it for me. Or remarks upon. He has been up there, isn't it, bro? And it all goes unnoticed. It does it for a remark to pump. Or remark to pump. And it all goes unnoticed. Or remark to pump.

Everything I know about my fellow man and my relationship with other people when I, since I've removed the internet, which is coming up on a year now since I deleted everything about all those apps and she told my phone, everybody gets along. Nobody's, nobody's in each other's throats. People work out their problems with discussion. Nobody's trying to bring each other down. No, but like when you interact with actual real people it just seems like everything's Okay, hmm. Okay

Everyday is a day in Disney. Yeah, when you're not online The baby's laugh Birds chirping sounds like the tinkle of a fucking whatever the sun The warmth of the sun rays on your on your skin seems like you memorized this What I'm like to draw with you What are you guys talking about more about this shit? I'm just saying here's the new updated design of the glimmer bag in case you're wondering yeah It's still kind of like looks close to like if you really wanted to.

I guess like if you took that out, it would kind of say Hitler a little bit. You know what they could do? They could not put in the cursive. And then they could not put in the cursive or just write something so fucking stupid on the side of a bag. Or when they try that too. Before fucking people who complained about it just ignore them. Yeah, be like, then throw your fucking bag away. If it's not okay. You can't ignore it when Tink team Vogue deems it not okay,

you have to act or the media consequences. Right. So the person who they were like, all right, who made this? And whoever in the sweatshop was like, well, I did. And they're like, well, you know what happens? That's not okay. You know the next step, team Vogue said not okay.

I would love for a team Vogue to team Tom Steve Dave. Okay. Not okay. I think they would have put her where a muscle. Tell him Steve Dave. Okay, you could say that. Go for it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but.

There's another hand. Look, we didn't do anything last week and this is this is an important one This is going to speak to us because with decklin with decklin at death store. Yes, we may be hiring So we're gonna use a recruiter Do you know where to post your job to find the best and what are we looking for if we had to replace decklin? Oh Is ass boy What are we looking for if we had to replace Declan? Oh, is Asboy an official title? That is not it. Teen Vogue says that is not okay to refer to somebody as Asboy.

I've seen Vogue. Like that's out there. Like people write that. Like journalists write that in articles. Like if you look at public posters, CNN, or a pit op-ed pieces, which I don't understand. Like you go to CNN and you see an op-ed piece. You're like, who the fuck needs an opinion from somebody at CNN that's all you see all day online or opinions no more less valid no more

less valid isn't what Tom Steve Davis offering three people's opinions that they're meaningless yeah but we acknowledge that these people have to say it with a word I'm not sure if it's always acknowledged. With a sense of like, okay, we'll acknowledge it right now or should we? We don't know. We're talking about. I can recall just a couple minutes ago, someone telling the world that like, hey, if you're short, don't wear fucking shorts that are too go below your knees and not said and not said with any sense of like like like he was fooling around. He was he wanted to let this be known that like he is his he was deeming it short people short not okay

tell you something I didn't go into this episode thinking I was gonna say that but here we are I'm just I'm trying to help the short people I once wanted to get a job to get their grotesque that's true okay do you know where to get a job at the cap. Why? They're grotesque. Why? Yeah, that's true. Okay, do you know where to post your job to find the best candidates? Talk about the challenge of finding great talent or the importance of finding great talent to a successful business. How the fuck would I know that, Zip Recruiter?

If I've never hired anyone for anything. I don't know. How would I know? I can't speak to it. Zip Recruiter, I'm sorry. Are you criticized? I wish I could. I can't figure what's going on here. I wish I could just pretend saying talk about the challenge of finding great talent. It is. I can tell I can attest to hear from you. Fine. You've been super pissed at Getham.

Wait. He can't. It's hard to find good talent. Get him is talented. Mm-hmm. He's talented, but what his problem is is that he forgets to be earnest. He forgets to be, he thinks he can glide on a good idea from like two months ago. You can't. It's not okay. It's not okay. He needs to realize that. Hashtag, boys.

I need, you need to be given your best ideas daily. And if you don't, he should have like two good ideas each day. Every day. And I mean ideas. I mean, just fucking hang shirts up without fucking making a big spectacle about it. Right. You know, about trying to make it more than it is. We're fighting with Rob Bruce. Has he tried to worm his way on the show yet? CBM? Yeah. No, he claims that it doesn't bother him that he's on on CBM, but when you have to

stay it over and over again, I know. Yeah, you kind of get the feeling at me. I don't understand the reason why he can't be seen on. I think, I mean, to me, I guess it they feel I think it's mostly a visual. If we're all time radio, maybe the, um, the audience, I guess cannot, you know, the audience, it's too hard to introduce a new character. Well, get their heads around like, oh, this guy works there too. Yeah, it just seems like that's because they're like audience it's too hard to introduce a new character. Well get their heads around like oh this guy works there

too. Yeah, it just seems like that's because they're like it's not important. It's been 18 minutes you only have 18 minutes and we with you know with the commercials. It's just too much information too much change you know. So that's the reason why he can't be. It's okay to have storylines where you pretend somebody's gonna work there. But if anyone actually works there, yeah, don't touch it. Yeah. So, Gidham needs to come up with some better ideas. Well, you know, just, just bring your best every day. And even that isn't not necessary. Just bring... Adequacy. Yeah, just bring Adequacy. Just a cop.

So this is what you should have done Walt, because I'll bet you these he's and get your nose a little bit more brown. You love a good brown nose. I love a good no brown nose and I have and I don't think his nose has been brown enough at all lately. Right, he's coasting on goodwill like his nose is like a little tan maybe it's almost back to it's natural color which is unforgettable. It should it should look like he dipped his nose in your hair dye. You can post your job to 100 plus job sites

with just one click. How annoying would it be though? Like, you have gittum, you know gittum, you can deal with gittum. Somebody a total stranger, that would be rough for you, I think. No, I don't think so. I've dealt with a lot of strangers on the set. I think I treat you. Not well, you're always like a money lunch with you.

I think very well. I think I think better than some people. Who me? What are you talking about? I'm not being so defensive. Not okay. You assume I'm talking about you. Well you're like some people. You look over it, man. I did not even look at you. I said it.

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It finds them. In fact, over 80% of the jobs posted on Zeprocruiter get a qualified candidate in just 24 hours. Pretty sweet. What is a precrooter get at this? Does it cost you money to put your post-your resume? I think then, no, I think what happens is it's like, they'll do this and then if you need it,

you want to upgrade your service, you can pay a little bit of it. To find to be seen by more potential people who are hiring. Probably, yeah. So you have to pay a fee to get on Zipper Cruder. I've had to the people looking for people pay the fee. Gotcha. Yeah. Or maybe you put you pay a fee to put. Is it for the middleman? If they are, we love them. It's one of the few middleman. Now you love them.

It's one of the few middleman. Now I don think, I think they're a facilitator, not really a middleman, right? Well, at the wall, time the number one show on the network for six years, sold out shows all across the world and I get maybe 25 dollars to read this ad. So yeah, of course I care what's it through there. He's fucking insane. I'm deeply concerned about super, zipper scooters. Oh, I'm sorry, I get taxes,

$12,50 to be part of his ad. Oh, I'm sorry, I can't talk. I can't talk to you. I can't talk to you. I can't talk to you. I can't talk to you. I can't talk to you. I can't talk to you. I can't talk to you. I can't talk to you.

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It's gotta be the code. That's gotta be the code. I'll bet you that's the code um so Walt you're gonna you're gonna go home oh what what's what's a what's a Walt Flanagan night like from here on or me and Q we're gonna go and get something to eat you're more than welcome to come thank you no I'm gonna I didn't think so thanks I'll eat alone I'll go home spend some time with the family and then you know I I'll go home spend some time with the family and then you know I

My knightly ritual for like last couple months pop on an old Colombo And I try to solve well, you got to text me the name of that one because I'll watch it tonight. Yeah, I love I've been loving Colombo lately Walter so what's on episode of Colombo that has brought him even closer maybe even close the case brought him even closer, maybe even close the case. No pun intended on a Colombo being Autos Autistic. The character, yeah, not beautiful. But. Yeah, I'm convinced after this one episode,

which I'm not, you know, I would think, you know, that would be the reason why he was so God damn good at what he was doing. Yeah. It's the reason why I get him. So God damn good at what he does. Which is what disappointing you. What's with what disappointing you? So that's it, huh? But yeah, now you go out to eat

Yeah, we're gonna we'll go out to eat we're gonna talk we're gonna catch up. Yeah, you guys need to catch up shoot the shit Yeah, yeah, you know, it's not work. It doesn't work. You like you, I mean you nearly need the shoot the shit Of course, that's my friend's life. I want to know what's going on. Yeah Oh, okay, and likewise. yeah. Is that what humans do? Like, you don't know. Like we're in a fucking petri dish. You really need to know more. There's always new stuff that I've learned to be up to date. I've been busy the past few weeks. We were wrapping up the season. I've been out of town. Oh, okay. Right. Yeah. All right. Let me know how it goes.

Take a page out of Cuse book. Maybe you'll hang out one day. Tell them Steve Dave. Wait a second. Wait a second. Hey, so apparently I'm breaking in because Declan has alerted me that we had an ad place too close to the end of the episode and we recorded this last week and regulations say that all ads must be placed before at least 12 minutes before the end of the show. So I am and it's kind of a

blessing in disguise because I want to apologize. I was kind of, of a very low energy. I sounded very annoyed when I recorded this. That was last week. I felt bad. I didn't, you know, so now I'm, being able to step in now and rescue this episode really makes me feel good because, Declan said, you know, we won't be able to use this episode

because the ad was at the tail end of the episode. And like I said, I don't even know there were regulations to that demanded that there'd be certain spacing between ads and end of shows, but now that I know. Oh, yeah, and get him sitting here. He's also here to help rescue this episode of TSD. I'm not even sure if that episode needed was worthy of being rescued.

I can't remember anything we even talked about. I was out of sorts that day. Lots was going on. And but again, to be able to step in and save this episode really makes me feel good. Discuss what happened. Discuss what happened when that's why why you were so down that you found out that someone threw away something that you know, no, no, I don't want to know. We don't we don't air learn that's one thing that I don't like to air dirty laundry anymore at least not on TSD I'm sure you hear it you

folder you paired the full product out one right oh yeah I wasn't I wasn't off the one day the week I was off and you come in and say well where is this I said well I put it there you're like where is it now and I'm like I don't know so I ran upstairs I tried to find that I stared at the dumpster, the dumpster was empty. And then you were like, well, we might have to go into the dumpster. I'm like, I went in the dumpster. There's nothing there. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. To make a long story short, I don't even know if that's really. No, I was just

zonked that day. We recorded this episode of Tom Steve Dave. And I want to apologize to Q and Brian and the listeners for having such a shitty attitude that day. But you know, life is funny how life works its way out. Here I am now saving and being able to help release this episode of Tom Steve Dave due to the placement of the ads so close to the end. Okay, we got about 10 minutes left to fill that void now. Let me talk to you about you've been now here at the stash officially over a year now.

Yes, yes, officially over a year officially over a year. Can you tell me how you digging it and any thoughts, anything that first, you're state of mind now that after being on the job for a year? It is a lot different than it was at the beginning. I mean, I started during filming and we're currently back into the filming phase of work. It does change every year. It's a, it's tough to go from filming to non-filming and then back to filming because there's, it's so much tougher to, it's tougher to stock the store when you're filming because everybody

comes in during filming breaks and they buy a whole bunch of stuff and then we start filming again and because the store is the background for filming filming they can't see me in the background like stocking stuff. Wow, I can't believe that we waited a year to hear that. A scintillating story about how hard it is to stock while cameras may be up. Again, we're at eight minutes left and we are, you know, then we'll be able to end this little mini podcast within a podcast. So we've heard from Getham about how difficult it is for him to restock the store while filming is going on. I thought that he'd have a little bit more broader feelings on being on the job for a year, but apparently he went right for as boring and uninteresting an anecdote as possible about being on the store, being on the job for a year.

Well, I could have went into answering all the phone calls about whether there's another one. I'm sure it's Bill again. Okay, so we're at almost five minutes here. Seven minutes left. I just read them the, why don't you just read them the countdown? I feel like 999 bottles of beer on a wall, endurance test if you will. Here's what the counting whoo down. Okay, how about this, Kim?

Do you like, because people have mentioned this, do you like TV during the season, during TV season, or do you like off-season wall? Which wall do you prefer? I think I want to say I prefer off-season wall because on-season wall tries to cram because on season, Walt tries to cram three hours worth of work into five minutes because he remembers stuff while he's filming and then it says, okay, I need you to do this, this, this, and first, but first I need you to do this. And meanwhile, I'm trying to, like I said,

I'm trying to ring people up. And he's like, okay, here's the 10 things I need you to do. I'm gonna go get a slice. And... Yeah, because I know, like, he wore put upon, I, when I'm over there filming a slice and Yeah, because I know like I you are put upon I I when I'm when I'm over there Filming I look over and I see you catching Pokemon. I realized that It's difficult for you to then all of a sudden be like hey, I need to do something and I I understand that that's that's pretty Bahaarish of me to

Request you do things when I remember that what they need to get done and I'll work on that, get them. No, it's not that, it's that you request me. You ask me to do things that require me to use the other computer. The computer that's behind the show counter that you're currently filming at.

So I have to do like this roundabout way of VN seeing into the computer to try to do stuff and it's just it's not easy as when I have the computer to work at by itself because that's where my you know the phone that mr. Kodak himself invented is tied to and that's where it uploads all the photos so it's and we're at scans all the things that you ask me to scan so wow can you believe it's even more boring than his inability to stock while filming is going on? Okay. We're at seven minutes, five minutes left. I'm sure. I'm sure you're going to, I'm sure that this has helped this episode and you make you want to stick around

for ads and everything. Couldn't, couldn't't declin have just tacked on like twelve minutes worth of songs uh... he already thought of that and that was not an option wow the fcc that's the thing that he's like but i have to all right uh... now in eight minutes no not even not even eight minutes yet

uh... what can we talk about for the last four minutes? Well, I know I possibly related to the other day that I said I think the NFL in general is going to start winding down as America's pastime because of the the big news of number one of Iagrin, Seattle, so no longer advertising on the NFL and also the longer advertising on the NFL and also the the was it the chronic they found a 119 out of 120 X NFL players who were all topsy have that chronic concussion disease and they found out it can it can be if you just play in high school you can suffer all this the same symptoms and brain injuries and I think it's gonna push a lot of parents away from having their kids play even pop one or in high school football, which will eventually affect the

NFL. It's possible. I think we're not in our lifetime. I don't think we'll see the NFL ever truly be affected in terms of interest or I know people will be like they'll there's definitely already it's been affected by interest because you know they changed the rules and I'm not going to say I'm not going to say interest because I feel I think that we're still be interested I just think that the pool of players who are going to be because you're going to have athletes who are talented, maybe they'll be pushed into other sports that are a lot less dangerous.

A lot of NFL players, you know, in high school, whenever played other sports when they weren't playing football. So I think they'll be more going towards sports where they don't have as many injuries. And that could increase their pool of applicants, which actually might increase some other sports, you know, down the way. And there you go. applicants, which actually might increase some other sports. You know, down the way.

There you go. Obviously, everybody was hanging on the, by the edge of their seats waiting for him to weigh in on the NFL's huge problem of, you know, brain injuries. And now that he has weighed in, I'm sure the NFL has shuttered upon hearing this such a harsh outlook that Gidham has predicted for Gidele and the NFL has shuttered upon hearing such a harsh outlook that Gidham has predicted for Gidele and the NFL. I'm sure I'll catch a lot of shit for not knowing exactly what I'm talking about or claiming that I do.

Okay, that obviously Gidham has been reading online comments again about his knowledge or lack of knowledge. About 10 minutes, so far into this, only two minutes left. We're at the final two minutes. Have had a speed round of just any kind of topics. We both mentioned we were catching up on over the weekend. I've been devouring Columbus and I still feel that it may be the greatest cop series that in where a cop never shot a gun or had a fist fight. I agree. It's one of the most least violent of police shows, but I do disagree with you that he was autistic as much as you like to our proponent to it because in the show I've said I've even pointed out that the a psychiatrist points out to Colombo that it's all an act just to disarm

people and you know allow them to trip up and fall into Colombo's trap as it were. He's devious with his schemes. Again, I mean, more, more, uh, scintillating, uh, absolutely cutting edge analysis from, uh, get him Steve Dave regarding the NFL and, uh, 40 year old television series. Um, we are at 11 minutes and 10 seconds. And, uh, I want again, want again I apologize for this little interruption to the podcast. It won't happen again. Now that we know the rules,

we will adhere to them and we won't be making the same mistake twice and I would like to thank and not punish the listeners. I don't know. I wouldn't call it a punishment. I would call it just a little added bonus. Unexpected gittem is always I guess the best kind of gittem. So what you say? No. Well I've been a better mood than I was. We're not filming today. I wish the guys were down today recording Tom Steve David I would have had a lot more energetic than but again Everybody has an off game even Tom Brady. Yes, he doesn't win the Super Bowl every week. Does he? If he could he would And we're at 12 minutes. So we're back to our regular scheduled podcast. ... ... Aelemid i traithes

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