Tell Em Steve-Dave - #346: Granny Comfort

Episode Date: August 6, 2017

Q's tips, Walt mellows out, Bry goes to Wildwood. Music: QuarterBurn - DeathKlock

So when you get a few drinks in there and the Thereman starts pumping... I was stuck with this on naked dude. I got a bike stick. I got a big jump spot. I'm not like everybody says I am a smart Helm Steve Dave hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave Walt you're refreshed after your three-day weekend You're ready to rock and roll. I'm in a much better frame of mine. People are concerned. People are concerned.

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People are concerned. People are concerned. People are concerned. People are concerned. People, you do. Everybody does. Yeah, but I don't like to let it show when I'm bleeding. So. I usually are just spotting, but you had a whole lot of period. Yeah, exactly. Last week I was, yeah, but we had a three day break, and now I'm ready and refreshed. Well, I'll try it up. Yeah.

And fresh is a daisy. Yeah, people are complimenting him on his scent. Yeah, yeah, some is Eve coming through. Q, people like your advice, in fact, the only people who don't like it are the people who receive it because they know we've got feedback. Yeah, it seems that they feel your too harsh. You don't understand the full picture. No, you don't understand the picture. You're trying to rose tint it, you're trying to look it through your own fucking view. I'm telling you this is what it is. That's it. That's it. That's it. You want somebody to look at the situation and call them for what it is?

No problem. But then don't sit there and be like, but make the same excuses to me that you make to yourself to stay in your shitty situation But your shitty boyfriends and you shitty girlfriends All right harsh but true. Yeah, I can't make it any planer than that. I'll fuck a pull me into a bullshit. You asked me You didn't go out there What feedback did you get from did you get some negative feedback? Well last week's girl I got it. I don't think it wasn't negative some negative feedback. Well last week's girl I got it. I don't think it wasn't negative per se. She's trying to explain it. She's trying to explain herself. She's like, hey I think Q doesn't understand. He understands everything. There's nothing that fucker doesn't understand.

You're right. He gets it. You're a you're an apologist. You're a shitty relation apologist. That's it. Stay in it. Don't let her in. She sounds like a horrible person but she thanks you for taking the time. Well you you're welcome speed art as to cues charges And then there's a lot of charges Her husband is aware of the entire situation and trusts her completely. I guess that wasn't really the point though Right, he's not aware of the entire situation He knows if one seriously tried to make a move that would be the end both have expressed they never would but they have the intent But what's a serious move? I sergeant telling someone how you feel.

Why is that not a serious move? Like what do you need attempted rape for it to be a serious move? Or even like a, you know, going in for a smooch maybe. All right. A serious announcement. Yeah. Okay, so number one is negated. He made him a serious move.

He told you how he feels. They're not mystery guys that she goes and hangs out with behind the back. She has her husband every single time if he minds and I'm hanging out with them again, not the point. I never said that they were. She's trying to minimize. Mm-hmm. She hates his group of disagree with Walt. What?

You are level-headed and have sound advice. How is me texting my friend every day different than you texting, get him every day? Well, get him does as far as I know. Get him has never told you that he loves you or has asked for you. Well, I mean, there could be a father son vibe going on. I think there are texts. I will put my texts out there between me and Gidham. And there's there's no love in those texts. There's a lot of fucking screaming with exclamation points. Like mother fucker just go do what I ask. I don't need a million excuses

why you can't go get off your fucking ass and go check and see if my mail came Right I wish the mic's around 10 minutes ago you were fucking dressing them down. No, I was it. Oh, where were fucking patches? Why would you show these? you can show patches for bribe and not me? No, because I said, hey man, there's a great deal on monster patches. Universal monster patches from Argentina don't make

them in America. I said, on eBay, if I buy them, I said, I have no in the so-am-on. He goes, also, I'm on. So, I'm like, should I buy them? If I buy these, get them, you'll so-am-on. That wasn't fucking February Those patches are still on my bag on so on

So that's why when I hear him say that he may take on another sewing project for Brian Johnson Without I don't know John's done forget him that he's gonna fucking take his sewing project on before mine Nothing nothing, but that's the beauty of it He wants to do it. He just wants to do just like, just like when he fixed my zip-over in his back pocket. Right. And it should be good when you're back pocket really, but somehow he's flipped the script on you. She can't control these guys thoughts about her where friends and that's it.

My husband gets my attention first, I'll text my butt. All these are excuses. It's excuses. Your job's not to control what your friends think. If your friend tells you that he is feelings for you, and you have a husband, are you going to stick up for your husband and cut the guy off or are you going to fucking carry on? That sounds like you're just going to carry on. And I say good luck to you, but if you get married, like you're either in it or you're not in it. And it just sounds like, oh, it sounds like you're in the mean. Well, she just sort of repeated a lot of the point she had already made about her husband knowing. She's already married. She sounded like she felt like she was being attacked, but guess what? Maybe you shouldn't have fucking asked a podcast for advice then. Right. Maybe you should have went to like I said, like your father, your mother, or if you don't have a shrink, or you are a professional, you know, not three strangers.

Two of which don't give a fuck. Are you going to know who are the two? Somebody made a move on you and you're carrying on with them. And I don't know, you have a husband, so you're not looking out for him. Get him has never made a move on you, right? As far as I'm concerned. I wouldn't know, I don't know what moves are.

I'm, you know, it's been so long. It's been a little too long. Yeah, I've been, you know, I didn't even know what moves were before I was out of the loop. So I don't even know, he may have put moves on me, left and right, I just don't pick up on him. Right. And you may have moves that you're unaware of. Yeah, maybe I may be doing moves.

I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm fucking driving him crazy. Like a fucking mad bull. Yeah, he's horny. Yeah. And then gorge me. I gorge you. He's engorge you.

And he will gorge you. Well, that being said This is from a guy. I like this weekly advice thing. I think who's tips. I love it. Choose tips People like it. I haven't been online. I remember who's tips. I I believe I'm basically just on email regular regular Production here on this woman feels I let her down, but I don't think so. I think she's wrong. I think she's making excuses. You got to stick to your guns. I am All right, well, listen up. We're not gonna do it. All right. We got okay to mail from From England. You tell me it's not a relationship though. It's always fucking relationship 33 years old and has been married for 14 years with two children. Love's his wife dearly. I guess so. But they have had problems because she wants a third child and he

doesn't. It's causing a fracture in the relationship and they don't talk anymore. To make matters worse, her sister is pregnant with her fourth child, so that makes my wife feel more depressed. All right, so let's just take that. Coming from a family of four kids, it's too many. Four is too many. Sorry to my brothers, I got to apologize publicly, but you should have been aborted. Because, especially young, both of them, whatever. And my sister while you're at it.

When you are, especially when you're a young parent, you don't know what the fuck you're doing. So you're taking on, talking 19, you're taking on the responsibility for these children's lives and to raise one kid I think would be hard enough to a challenge. Three and four, if you're like, I'm not that into it. Don't do it then. You can't do it. Is this Q-Styp surprise tips? You guys can weigh in.

What am I just the asshole that's gonna read the fucking advice? I got advice to give. I got a big smile. I'm not like everybody says I am a smile. But you gotta let Q weigh in first. It's Q's tips. Then Brian goes, I don't even think I can weigh in on this one. Because I think my gut says you're probably right though. But then you just told Q's thunder dog.

No, no, Q is part two. This is where Q comes in. Oh, he doesn't get the weigh in on the children thing. He doesn't have any kids. He doesn't have what does he know? Okay. All right. I recently bumped into the one that got away

in the supermarket. We were childhood friends and grew up together. Things got physical between us when we were young, but we were never on the same page at the same time. So they never had a chance at a relationship as forward to now and my friend and I were texting. And she told me that she was going to make me fall in love with her and how our life could be if I left my wife and kids to be with her.

Wow, what a great lady. She has a great job and told me I wouldn't have to work if I was with her. I've always thought we'd end up together before I was married and I feel intrigued. I hate the thought of leaving my wife and kids, as you should. But I can't get the thoughts of this woman out of my mind, having lost my father recently and having a history of mental health issues, this is properly messing with my head. I tell you know, he's from England.

Why? Because they always say proper, and properly. I know. Proper fucked. So cute. You bumped into the one that got away. Well, and she's like, leave your wife and kids to be with me. You'll never have to work again.

You schmuck. There's, I have two different angles I want to take on this one. You go. Uh, first of all, and I'm going to tell him this because he doesn't have a lot of experience with women. He got married in 19. Okay. Uh, the one that got away is a pain in the ass.

Just like your wife. There isn't. If you leave your wife to be with the one that got away, guess what, pal? Within fucking X amount of time you leave your wife to be with the one that got away Guess what pal? Within fucking X amount of time she's gonna be annoying you. There's gonna be something that she wants a kid Now you have fucking three kids with one and and and one kid with the other one and on top of it Your first you can take you for leaving. Yeah, it's it's there is she is you can't see it a pain in the ass She is you can't see it a pain in the ass

Also like doesn't sound like a great person sound like a good person, but who's a good person? You can't even you know, I mean like she's she just sound like you like and And that's by the way gender neutral Every dudes are pain in the ass Like forget about dreams. We got the one that got away if you'd stayed with them You would you'd be in hell right now you would be talking to somebody else and considering them the one that got away if you'd stayed with them you would you'd be in hell right now You would be talking to somebody else and considering them the one that got away. It's it man. That's all it is like everybody's a pain in the ass And that's just the way it is the pain in the ashy no versus the one you don't but will eventually get to know so So don't don't leave your wife for that one because you're gonna regret it because you can then you're gonna be like Well, I left my wife for this one now this one's a pain in the ass

gonna regret it because you can then you're gonna be like well I left my wife for this one now this one's a pain in the ass My wife will take me back. She's banging this other dude. He's fucking wayhead So I'm gonna help you out. I'll put yours to shame and that's the way it goes Oh, yeah, she's like you think I'd go back to that little dick, but it does remind me of a story a proverb Where a subs fables? It's not a fable although could, I could at least be in charge of fables still. And you've just crashed. Where, if you're in a love triangle, and there's two women or two men,

and you have to make a choice between the both of them. 2017 triangle. Right, or, it could be anything, or non-gendered person, whatever. It could be really three men. It could be a triangle, could be made up of anything.

Between a fucking oak tree. I don't know where we are. People marry roller coasters, Q. People marry roller coasters. Like you should always choose the new girl because if she had the power to take you away from the first one, then you weren't done being with the first one.

It's kind of lame anyway. You know what I mean? I don't. Well they say it's like if you're with a girl and another girl comes in, you have to make a choice between the two of them. Just go with the new girl because so you're reversing your position. Well I'm just saying I take it from two different sides and I'm going to bait it. Boy he's up fucked up on that one. That's nice up fable.

Well no no. Yeah man. What was he thinking? He's saying that if you're not, I think he used that so secure. If the first rabbit is not so secure. So is the rabbit triangle. All right. This three rabbits, right? There's a boy rabbit and two girl rabbits, right? And the boy rabbits married to the blue rabbit, which is female. Okay. And he's happy with any loves there. And then Pink Rabbit comes along and is competing for the blue for his attentions. That if he was secure and really in love

with that first female rabbit, that second rabbit wouldn't even have a shot. Well, obviously then the rabbit, the male rabbit, isn't in love and secure. And then that's it, so just go with the new one. But you gotta throw your two baby rabbits into the mix. Well, I know. I'm just, these are just two different angles

to look at it from. Me, I think that this one that got away, she doesn't sound like a good person, and she has a pain in the ass with her own problems and her own issues. Why the fuck is she 33 and single? You know what's going on? That's a good job too.

Yeah, and me like, yeah, you don't have to work. Maybe he'll give me your number. That's the only part that appealed So don't don't think that she got away she didn't you escape you got away. Yeah, you escaped my friend now I don't know what to tell you about your marriage You got married young Three kids you wants the two. Yes, she wants another one. She wants a third and she's pissed because her sister has a fourth.

I mean, at this point, dude, you're very fucking. You're all in. You're just having a kid. I mean, with the flip. Give up, you fucked up your life, you're done. You're done. Like, in fact, if I was you, I would get on top over the second.

I would stop this podcast right now, going pregnant, so that the process starts and. Oh, you know what, though, leave it on. Oh. And leave the podcast on, but still go and what's the call when you, when you can conceive a child while listening to the podcast? Let me be the first child to conceive

while listening to Tom Steve. That would be awesome. I would hope that's not the case. Well, then she has to listen to him talking about the one that got away. She's just crying as he fucking does his dirty business. Put your buds in. She's not to hear it.

Just unless you're in a Marvin Gaye or something. She's like, can't you put on a speaker? No. Yeah. Just knock her up. Yeah. Knock her up and just accept your feet. You fool. Yeah. Who knows? Maybe that kid maybe that third kid turns out to be like worth no third. Oh, third sister has four. Oh, okay.

Maybe maybe that kid turns out to be fucking the next prime minister of England. But if you're gonna do it, you got to the next son of Sam, you never know you got to get marriage back I'll try tell her look all right. I want to have this kid. Let's do it But I don't want to have a fourth get it would agree to that in advance if you're gonna do it This way you can't pull this shit on you again. He's gonna resent that kid though that third kid now Okay He doesn't want the kid He actively does not want the kid. Yeah, but he's not the kid in your hand, and then he's just son of daughter.

I mean, you know, that instinct takes in. Does it now? Because I first had experience. That would argue. Q's temps just fall apart. It really is. First he said, he was very clear what they should do. That he throws out ASAP's fables, saying that take the new one.

Doesn't even bring animals into it the segment is I asked me for advice look I hear the animals do you want the cat I will say this do not leave your wife for this woman because that woman's a nightmare yeah and then she's gonna have all the power too it's like your house husband, your stay-at-home husband. He's gonna want a kid. Probably want a kid. That's it. All right, that's it. That's that's Q's tips for the week. Q's tips for the week? Yeah. We had a three-day week and that's how Walt recharged and he's ready on Tuesday to do the podcast and I went to Wildwood over the weekend. to do the podcast and I went to Wildwood over the weekend.

That like a summer party town? I thought it was. I thought I thought people partied. I hadn't been there since like, 77, 78 somewhere around there. The only time I was there was when we went to a comic book show. Oh yeah, yeah. That was probably in the early 90s or something. Oh. But aside from that, sitting, have not been a wildwood since then.

I thought wildwood's a boardwalk and although the boardwalk times. Right, like just just a little bit north of Cape Bay. So I brought sage down there because when I went there, it was fun. They got pears, they got boardwalks, shit, you ride bikes on the boardwalk. I figured sage would like it. And none of, first off, I don't know how expensive it was when we used to go. My grandmother was like in a parade every year for the VFW. So we would go down there and rent a house for like five days or something. And she would march in the parade and we do shit. You can all tart it up the march in the park?

Yeah, she put on her lipstick and fucking whore about. Mints about. Yeah. Um, she had signals. She'd march, oh yeah, to all like the VFW, so like you know, the old guys and shit. She'd be like, it's party time. She's like, greatest generation. Absolutely.

She's like, I'm a comfort woman. Um. Oh, it's like, grandma, what's, uh, when you're going to start marching, do you think it's not saying these things to me? The parade's almost up. Yeah, they left a while ago. I'm, you know, you've been standing there, right?

Uh, no, but like a lot of the motels look like they haven't been updated at all. Yeah, since the 70s, which on the exterior is cool. Signs are cool, like the old neon signs are like, it's almost like Vegas, very like, I guess like in the stuck in time. It really is. Except for the prices. And the interiors are definitely stuck in time. I was like, oh my god, I texted Walto. I was like, I said, this could be because I go to cons and other people pay for hotels, but like I can't believe I spent this much on this room.

Yeah. Which is, how much is the room? It was like, I think it came out to like 250 and night. Holy shit. For a two star motel with a refrigerator that didn't work, internet that didn't work, you had to pay a quarter to get ice from the ice machine. It's like, Nikoland, I'm the shit, Adia.

The little soap and stuff, it's like, you can't use this. This is not gonna get anything or anyone clean. To use. But I was like, all right, I got a couple of nights takes age down there and she liked the boardwalk. How proud it was the boardwalk. The boardwalk during the day was like not bad at all at night packed. But during the day, not too bad. The nights when the hooligans were out, I drank in and like carrying on.

There was, I'll tell you what, man, there was an ultimate frisbee championship. I think that's why there were not so many rooms. And the people who were next to me were they were like young, I don't know, maybe like early 20s. And all they did was sit around talking and they were drinking coconut water and eating hummus and shit. like nobody was party I wasn't upset because they would have been loud but there was a level of disappointment where I'm like What are you guys doing like you're young you're you're here for the Frisbee championship like I was 2017 old man yeah we're healthy 2017 I was like let's spark up man

2017 I was like let's spark up man Like get out of here grab So scuttling back to you. I just backup. I'm like I'll be in here if you need me Um, you got a quarterback of rice Sicken chicken drink it all this warm soda man. I mean beer I'm part in India. No nobody seemed to party. They all seem to be ever I mean thousands of people on this beach it looked like. And everything there is expensive. Like the rides. Some guy happened that he saw me and he was like, hey he's got a extra ticket from his business or whatever.

I guess his business was on a retreat there or whatever. So he gave me a ticket for sage. So like a wristband ticket, so if you go on the rides, because that's like $60 a person. But if you like, I only went on the Ferris wheel and then I went on the roller coaster and almost throw up some like, fuck it. I'm out. And you know, I'm not going on these rides. Ferris wheel I could handle. but even the Ferris wheel,

it's like $8 roller coaster, $10. Like that's what it comes out to. That thing where you sit in a seat, and it's like a giant rubber band that shoot you up and down. 30 bucks to do that. I can't believe they sit each once they go on that. She didn't want to go on that. Yeah, that's a little bit too extreme.

Isn't entry to like great adventure, like, probably like 70 or something, maybe. But one ride's $30. Yeah, but this wristband was good for three peers. to like great adventure like probably 70 or something maybe but one rides 30 dollars yeah but in this this wristband was good for three peers and it was like a lot of shit that was good for sage but like after the rollercoaster I was like nah I can't do this um the only rides that I like in those situations of the horror houses because the lair where they are the better they are yeah Dracula's castle burned down these two kids burned it down in the 90s, I guess, and

they never rebuilt it. Oh. Um, but we, uh, we went to this, what was supposed to be a nice seafood restaurant and, uh, it wasn't, it was expensive, real expensive, but when you got the food, you're like, you have to be fucking kidding me, man. Small or shitty? Just not good quality, like the food sucked. And this is on Saturday, so it was like windy and like every time someone came in, the

wind would like blow the door closed and it would kind of like startle people a little bit. So on the way out, I said to sage, I was like, you want to scare everyone? And of course she does. So, the only bad part was like you're not in the restaurant to see people's reaction, but we proceeded to slam the door as hard as we could. It was so loud even from the outside. We were dying laughing as we ran away. I just, I was like, I should have let her do it

and stayed inside to watch people's faces or whatever. I recorded it on your phone. Yeah, yeah, that would have been great. I did record something on my phone, but it turned into nothing. There was like this, I'm not exactly sure what a bro is, but if I had to guess it was probably this guy,

he was like late teens, early 20s, and he was very animated, right? Good looking good kid. Very animated talking to like all these girls that looked a lot younger than him though. They looked like they were like 14 or 15. And he's like tipping his sunglasses onto the tip of his nose to talk to him

and like all this shit. He's working at a store with his friend. And they're both actually, well, got my attention. His first, the friend was like, to the side of me and I hear him, he's like, yeah, and he's like, fuck you, then you stupid fucking whore. And I guess he was on the phone. He wasn't saying it to someone who was right there. But then they broke out of that angry mode and went right into like flirting with girls and shit. And I couldn't hear what he was saying, but he's the kind of guy you just want to smack because you just look like a douchebag. And all of a sudden this

older lady comes up to him on the boardwalk younger than me, but maybe 40. And she's pissed because whatever this guy said to her daughters who who walked away from him, I guess was unacceptable. And she swings at him, swings at him, but like misses. And I'm like, this is it, this is my chance. I always forget to take my camera or my phone out to record shit, because I'm not from that generation. I just sit there and watch it unfold. But I'm like, maybe I could, I'll record something good.

Never turned into anything good, but it was really, my two favorite moments were slam in the door and in this moment where this dude was cowed by this woman to a point where like, he went from bobbin' around the fucking boardwalk and saying shit to girls to like literally sitting in a chair and looking at his feet.

Like, he got shut down so quickly, she would not stop. Even when he's sit in there, she's trying to to go after him and the friend is trying to stop her But then other people are too and I'm like get the fuck off of her Let her go let her smack this guy like let her punch him whatever she's gonna do Yeah, it would have been it would have been better and then but then the fucking Copshaw because they have state police all over the place down there. Uh, like patrol in the boardwalk and shit. And I'm like, once they show up, it's definitely over.

Hard to throw. Yeah. Turn my fucking phone off. Nothing worth seeing, you know. Disappointed. I just aged like Wildwood. She liked it a lot. Yeah. I know there's a lot of ghost tours down there. Or is that Kate May?

That might be Kate May. I didn't see any of those tours. There's a great zoo down here too. Kate May County Zoo. I've been there with you, remember? Yeah, you didn't dig her there. Now because she only cared about the rides and shit. Yeah, she was swimming.

She went swimming in a pool that I'm like, I hope she survives. Because again, are they maintaining this pool? You could see the surface. There's a sort of like a sheen on it. I'm going to have to wash her with fucking dish washing detergent, like a duck after the Exxonvaldeezing. It was disgusting, but she loved it.

She's swimming around. I would have brought her the ocean, but it's it's like you know in Santa Monica and Venice where it's like the beaches like a mile to the to the water And you know, I fucking shit that's a dangerous rip tide over there man. That's the illusion. Yeah, you don't want to fuck around over there Yeah, staying to pull even 30 pulls more In fact to pull better to take a chance on then, you know, let it let Near loose in the ocean. Yeah. You know what else I noticed too? All the arcades, they're not video games anymore or pinball machines.

It's all those claw. You're close to get like iPods and iPads and... And nobody ever gets them, but they can get like the bullshit like stuffed animal stuff that I guess costs a quarter, but you pay a dollar to play. And sage like one like this huge shopkins thing that cost me 30 bucks at some fucking stand. So then she gets a taste for winning as she wants to fucking play every game. So I got to shut that down. I remember.

Now I have such like you said, there're such great childhood memories of going to like boardwalks. And I can like just some awesome memories of like walking up and seeing, this is at a time when they don't have these anymore, but the stands where you play the pinwheel, you put your quarter on a wheel and you try to black heart, red heart. Yeah. And but it was all albums, all 33, you know, 33, you know, the speed of the big albums. And so it's a height of the 70s.

So like love gun is up there, rush albums, black Sabbath albums. And I wanted to win an album so bad. And I remember I finally won something. And I didn't really, in every album that I asked where did I want it, the guy I didn't have. And so ultimately, I said, well, give me that album because it looked weird. It was a rush album, but it had a guy with his butt,

bare butt. Yeah, he's like doing this. Yeah, he's kind of like pointing, or so it looks like kind of like a Michael Angelo kind of thing. And so when I brought her over to my mom, I remember my mom being like, why did you want that? Why did you want to go with the naked? Like she's not 2017 yet.

And I was like, I don't even know what it is. I was going, I just got it because you know, it look cool and it was red. It was a red vinyl inside. And I remember like she gave me the hardest time because there was a naked guy in the front cover. Does he have to keep it? I remember listening to it and at that point in my life,

I didn't know what it was. Like, brush, I didn't have any red. Yeah, well I'm sure once you got it, like once you listen to it, you're like, I'm just as upset as you, mom. Yeah, I was like, this is not what I wanted. This is, you know, it was just kind of, it kind of was a major let down because I'd finally won an album and I couldn't is not what I wanted. This is, you know, it was just, it kind of, it kind of was a major let down

because I'd finally won an album and I couldn't get any of the albums I wanted. I was stuck with this on Naked Dude album that my mom was like questioning whether I was straight or not. No, that wasn't it. So they have more than one album? They have more than one album.

With Naked Dude's on it. Wow. Unless the fold in the interior was that. I can't remember now, but it's hard to remember, but it was kinda like pointing, and I don't remember if you had, you could see a scrotum or not. And maybe that's okay.

I can't remember what it was. It's like you could see a scrotum, mom. But I remember my mom being very like perturbed and wondering what her boy was turning into. Like that. Really? Yeah. She's like,

oh, she's got to turn a summer one. That's it. That's the one. It's hemispheres. Yeah. And she was like, why didn't you get Don Asummer or the pointer sisters? And I was just like, Something with tits for Christ's sake.

Not scrotums. I was like, but I want a rock, ma. So then you got the wrong. You wanted to prog rock. It's considered progressive rock. Yeah, but at that point I didn't want to prog rock. I wanted to kiss album, but the guy wouldn't give me a kiss album He just probably had a million of those naked dude albums. He could get right He's like explain this to your mother your little fucking home Thanks mister You kind of still kind of make I wonder if that's why I can't stand Russia at this point

I still have never got been able to rush I don't know if it's because of that It's like they're a tough band they get into you know like the voice is it for me the voice That nasally voice never could get into it. I know people love them and they're revered in the rock in the music industry Well, they're great musicians for sure. Yeah You you want to try your recent progress. You should hear the shit that I'm fucking listening to. It's unreal.

It's the softening of fucking Walt Flanagan. Like at one time like this guy was fucking like hard rock butter. And then it was like kind of rock and roll. I can't believe it's not butter. And how he just fucking pussy ass, margin. The shit he's like,

what a lucky man. He was. Like, in the beginning of the day when I'm like trying to get like, I am ready to fucking go. I need to fucking with like, you know, with like this kind of like, aggressive music, man. I need to melo.

Because I'm fucking, my job is to mock everyone and I can't be like, mellow and shouldn't be like Yeah, he was a lucky man I went to see faster pussy cat last week. How is that purpose? Yeah, oh man, they're great and You just sold me oh man, they're great I got there called a sell out house of pain I got there called a sellout house of pain I remember faster they had like a cartoon character poison ivy

pussy pussy right what was it in that song? They come out to on stage to it now. Yeah, I remember that was the one song the one video and your mom's like why can't you listen to this? God came up to me and he was like you cut your hair Like yeah, he goes you sell out Called me a sell out. He goes like you like Metallica you sold out. He said to me Were you known for having like a metal hair? And I guess my hair was really long this guy liked it because he just took my face called me a sellout and he wasn't even Clip in he wasn't no, well that I told him that I was like well I was like it's for security you'll see it you'll see it he's like oh it's for the

show if it's funny okay but he was really like he gave you the pass he fucking came out of his like a true sellout I was like oh you didn't have a long hair oh no no they got about it but I mean the podium guy is the podium, but I took the picture with. The very fact that you're at a faster pussy catch show says you're not selling out because I know that nobody's going to see them at this point, right? I mean, I don't have seen them a bunch of times and as always, I was a good crowd. I mean, I always put them on a level with like LA guns and like all these bands. All the garbage clambas of the beach.

Oh, I'm sorry, now the shit about it. I'm like, now, shit about it. You're gonna see tomorrow night. We're gonna see. You're gonna see how I got you. You're kidding me. No, they're a grisness.

What's the look of a band? Oh, yeah. Before we're playing the Grammacy. Are they? They're playing the Grammacy tomorrow. I had no idea that they were still out there.

So, where are the LA guns of podcasts? I don't need to add. I'm just saying they were always one of those, like one of those people to agree with you. That couldn't break through to that Next level there was always these like you know, there was the you know the big hair bands that made it like I'll show you Axel Rose I'll start alley guns also And and I always put them in there like you know

Not as not as cheesy as like let's say a warrant or Not as not as cheesy as like let's say a warrant or But it's pretty goddamn Really had that never really had those big hits crazy guns up there rocking a Theraman man It's pretty fucking cool. What's that mean? Oh that's a weird that science fiction like insrooming they Really he plays he does like a five-minute Theraman solo. It's all this pretty awesome Well, you mean so they're they So their whole stick is changed now? No, they play the same songs, but they're... Just with the theorem in now.

Original song? No, I was very interested in that. I'm telling you, man. He does Tracy Guns Get Out There. He puts the theorem in the stage and it's intense because he's like playing it. You know, the way you play it, as you move your hand over it. So he's... Oh, here we go. Here you go here this is over the rainbow some dude playing on the thing oh whoa whoa this is what you go see no no no he's doing rock he's walking yeah wow it's pretty cool man it's like that's one word for it maybe that's

why they didn't break on through to that I'm more bigger exposure if that's really got my money really cuz they're like it's an all-terram in band I'm on LA guns my go-to album. Yeah, what's what's your? I know I'm trying to I'm trying to Trying to pin him down here I'm gonna pin him down here, it's not that hard. I mean, so I'm gonna be scrambled in a ready. I'm gonna be scrambled. I'm gonna, it's a fucking, it's a fucking room, five-scatcher.

Yeah. Yeah, Q. What LA guns album do you like? Is it, um, I don't know. Do you have a song you like at least? You people want for me. Yeah. Whoa, they've got a lot of studio albums.

So you're going to see the missing piece tour, huh? 2017. Yeah, what on earth? What was it that you saw that like where did you even hear this band? Is it MTV? Yeah, MTV? So 15 Yeah, she's real into like all the the corny ass White lion like all the the corny ass like white lion great white oh my god when the children yeah you just wanted to be just were so ashamed like that that was called

metal back in the day you just wanted to just like run and hide if someone said like if you were in your car you would risk an accident getting to the fucking radio not to turn it down gorky Park? No, Gorky Park, the Russian metal band, no. But let's see who else can't and see. Well, I like guns, the three ones that...

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It's some of the guys from Kicks. I was like, I had to like, avert my eyes from the TV screen. It was so, it was so bad. Well, you've been, great white. Mm-hmm. And I say, great white.

You've been to a lot of these shows. You've been to a lot of these shows. You've been to a lot of these shows. You've been to a lot of these shows. You've been to a lot of these shows. You've been to a lot of these shows. You've been to a lot of these shows. You've been to a lot of these shows with like, you've seen Stacy Vittello when she's rocking out. I have, but at least to a good band, Guns and Roses. But she does that to these bands too. And it's such, you don't get to see her like that that often

because she's quite reserved. So when you get a few drinks in her and the Thurman starts pumping, she starts rocking out like in such a z, you know? Over the ring. Oh, what about like, did you like Grunge? Or did you stick with hair metal? What was that cute?

She like both, because I felt like Grunge was so necessary to flush out the bad taste at the hair metal bands left in the music industry. It was so needed that shot of, you know, like, dour and cynical and just not about so much about how big your hair was. And how much of a girl you look like? Yeah. Let's me my theory with these bands is that they appealed to girls because they weren't

as like you see something like say motorhead, you look at Lemmy as a 14 year old girl, you look oh my god, he's got a ward on his face, he's missing teeth like this, this guy's fucking disgusting, but like you see the like say poison in the day, they look so much like girls that you like you would have to do a double take sometimes and It's just safer. It doesn't seem as like you you can put that no not at all because all they talked about was fucking girls We saw we were in LA last time when we took you see steel panther and I don't know if we talked about this and we might have and steel panther is No, no, they're they're, they're like a tribute. They're like a tribute band, but they kind of making fun of it,

but like in it, and they dress up in the spandex and the hair and shit like the spinal tap. Yes, that's a great, great comparison. They're very talented as well, but they do covers, they do originals and it's all that hair metal shit. And how many fucking girls want to stay showing their tits, making out with each other? Like they're still living

Like the dream like that's alive, but they're like his old is us. Yeah, so it's like Like if I'm on stage on those guys. I feel like I'm not doing I wouldn't do that But that's why those guys are up there, and I'm not aside from the musical talent is that like they're able to still embrace that sort of like 80s shit of like let's like practice music a little bit and just fucking many girls is working for it. Yeah, what is it? While we're talking about music, can I can I haven't talked about I haven't recommended an album in a long time. Okay, you're not recommending rush. No, not recommend. Well, no, but I don't know if you're into Zeppelin, but there's a band called Greta van fleet

Greta you guys have got to you you to and listen to is a some sort of trick amazing Like you see this little boy And like he's got to be like 19 he's just out of high school and it is a shocking The way that he sing it's called highway tune by Greta van fleet maybe maybe by the album i heard it on radio and i had to i had to ask my wife i pulled over and i was just like i gotta look up what i mean to little boys no i don't know i just i thought it was an unreleased zeppelin song well it was so good and so amazing and i was like it has to be some sort of tune that they just discovered on earth by zeppelin does he play the fair man at any point or not? That's pretty good man. I had it. You got it? That's it. Here you go. Let's say. Just like I'm gonna just sort of jump in. Wow. I'm very

so young. I'm gonna jump ahead to the Wow, I have pretty fucking. And at 19 years old. I got a guy like that too. I was in a bar and I heard this fucking guy and I was like, this motherfucker sounds so good. His name is Matthew Curry. And he plays like classic rock. But he fucking, see if any Matthew Curry.

Matthew Curry is the next band. I mean, I went to go see him when he was the house of blues in Manhattan recently There's Matthew Curry. I mean see what you see thing. I'm like how old is this guy then you talk to me? He's fucking 18 years old. Yeah, it does it but the guy in greater van fleet You don't expect that voice to come out of that little kids body little kid's body. Hey. This is a bit... This is a bit...

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Nishel today was talking about song remains the same is gonna be released with extra tracks that were in the movie I got the vinyls when they when they It's just all right, so this is a this is your guy. Yeah Did Hendrix I Did Hendrix You say a picture He's like I think he's 20 hours 21 now, but when I first saw him was 19

Wow 19 Fucking does these guitar solos that he just fucking completely shreds And he's a lefty like clapped into So can he answer right? I've been trying to get them from our ad guy who has such a fucking heart on for ads. And I have not heard back. Walt had to do an emergency 12 minutes with Gidham. Yeah, did you know this queue that we do not have an ad placement Intel Steve Dave without 12 minutes of Content after the ad of that ends the show. Well, it depends because it's I got this thing at some formula It can appear in the first 5% of the show or the last 10% of the show and they can't be clustered together

And I'm like, right? The fuck on the air. So we got an emergency album. I'm emergency 12 minutes. 12 minutes, that was had to be thrown in there. Gidham was able to step in and he, I don't know, you know, we were able to, at least get the episode out there,

because they wouldn't be, that's gonna be said that they wouldn't be able to release the episode as is without an extra 12 minutes. Wow, the man coming down on us. Yeah. So I was told that I need to apologize for Gidom's crappy material. Is that true? Who said that? Declan? Yeah. I think Declan said that. Declan said that. Yeah. Really? Now, after I said, should I read the exact text? Yeah, because after I said, we all need to wish prayers and thoughts. Now he's coming down on GitHub. Because GitHub was very concerned.

What recorded 12 minutes of bullshit with GitHub's attack on the end? We'll need an apology podcast next week for GitHub's shitty stories and musings. Whoa, wow, that's. But maybe you hadn't heard it by that. Maybe he would just assume. Yeah, he's probably right, but he shouldn't say that though

Or at least you shouldn't say it on the pot because now what if we need him? What if we need another emergency 12 minutes? It's not gonna want to step up to the point. Well, he's a listener this will never know. Oh, yes. He does Kim listens. Oh, yeah, because he because you know why he listens because he wants to hear about himself Exactly he wants to make sure that That we weren't talking about him. If the subject isn't on him, then he tunes out. He's got quite a fucking ego. It's not weren't it? What? It's not weren't it? Not that much. You guys fucking talking about

burying money in his backyard for two minutes over here All right, so we got some I mean, this is the way it is. It's hard not to right? I I I consider him a legit friend So it's easy for me to rip on him, which is what you're hearing, but yeah, I you know Up them last week last week He said you text and you kind of came down on him. He kind of really harsh. Oh come on No, you're wrong, but I don't accept it. It's nice. Get him. I love you. Yeah, it's all that tone You can't it's already a tone, but you know, you were kind of spanked him and then Brian took glee and was also Yeah, you have a glimmer in person

What happened was is I just got back from San Diego, and it's fucking nothing but promotion the entire time. We spent 11 hours at Petco Park. Yeah, that's cool. It went great. Fucking around 18,000 people showed up. Any baseball player showed up? No baseball player showed up.

But we were out there busting our ass, signing all day. Look, that's a long day. Like out there. But people are coming for us. We feel we owe it to him. And but it's all promotion. It's a whole fucking thing. And then the first thing that happens when I stop is get him starts texting me about

the goddamn action figures. Just spend the entire weekend talking about. And I answer this first question. Yeah. I was like, well, I go this is why he asked me why mine's more expensive. I was like, it's just because of the chair and blah, blah, blah. And then he starts going into like ordering stuff and I'm like, get him. I love you. Please stop. I don't want to talk about this anymore. So I might have been a little harsh, but I tried to soften it. But

then yeah, Brian jumps on and stuff's right now. Oh, hell. It's so harassing. Well, it's because it's like, I don't want it like talk about work all the time. You'd rather talk about getting him bearing his life savings in his backyard. 100% with decoy holes. What was the thing that you said he put in there so that the money won't get wet? Like the silica gel that they put into sneakers when they ship them. Did that what you called it? No, that's what it is. It's silica gel that they put into sneakers when they ship them. So that way, called it. No, that's what it is.

It's a good yellow, right? Yeah, he said that he puts, he'll put a piece of PVC piping, cap both ends and put a silica gel in there. So in case they're any moisture gets in there, it doesn't, it doesn't destroy the money. And why PVC, Walt? Because it doesn't get picked up by metal detectors. And that, and the reason why he had,

and if anyone's wondering why is Gennem burying his money is because if he doesn't he's gonna get his wages garnished if he puts them in the bank. He burys fake ones. He said he burys fake empty pipes to discourage people from doing it. I've had 30 years from now and people will be like, when get them, or maybe, you think we'll make it 30, you know, 30 years? Yeah, I hope so. Well, how old is he? I'm maybe in 50 years.

I mean, people will be going on his property, looking for the Gidham treasure. Yes. Yeah. The five, I think, the feeble to Gidham treasure. So it's interesting you bring up Gidham right now because I gave Gidham some used underwear and he was happy as a clam. Oh, you got the response with the ads? I got him.

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Nature's nature cares Well, no, but you're talking about guys you're gonna take what I give you Like the marri well not guys hour each but like younger. What's up, bro? Hey? Coming in Is penis size important to who to you? No, like when you have one in your mouth and one in your ass. Okay, I revise my answer. Yes when you have one in your mouth and one in your ass. Okay, I revise my answer, yes. Yeah, what age?

Well, first we have to introduce Tom Mom from Blue Juice comics. Hello, hello. That's it. Well, there's a point in your life where penis size is important, having a big one. That goes away with age. Have you got that age?

25. Yeah. All right. Why age? 25? Yeah. All right. Why would you answer? I don't have one. We just got raised just as you walked in. It got raised. That's how I walked in.

Hey, old one, five. So Tom Mum is here to pay a little penance. To a tone for my sins. Yes. A couple of weeks ago I asked him to sit down with me and do a spot because I didn't have anyone Hmm and he said no You wouldn't do it really so I was forced is that true? It's true. Why would you do it? You want to well? I was forced to ask the listeners to unlike blue juice on Facebook

Which they took to a different level start giving on them bad reviews and stuff, which I don't. A friend of the show? A friend of the show, but I didn't. I thought maybe he was in the front. He didn't know that with him bad mouth. But he's come back and he's agreed to do a spot with us to make up for it. And once he's completed it, then everyone is free to like Blue Juice Comics again on Facebook. Please take down the room.

And if you gave him a one star review, I didn't ask for that. But I do, I love the passion though. Yeah. I love the like, how dare you fuck with Tom Steve David and the four color demons. People will take Blue Juice down. Are there listeners who really don't get it at this point that really don't understand that you're making joke? Because that's scary. Ask his one-star reviews. Obviously they're so.

That's fucking scary. There's people listening who legitimately thought you were angry and wanted you to do that though. Or maybe that was them fucking around. Yeah, but it could be they took it to another level. Right. But like he's not fucking around enough. Yeah, that's scary though that they take it that literally though and would go do it though.

I find it encouraging because I fully intend to start a cult someday and that's the kind of followers that I think you're already have one. I think you've already, yeah, you've got a mini one and you've been a little mini cult. Yeah. Um, you see, I wish. Can I explain why I was, I said no. If you must waste our listeners time with, well, it was, well, I, you know, this is good for you too, because you like to vent about things. It all stems from season two and we had some really shitty producers.

And they told me that I was allowed while I was being paid on comic book men to sit down in podcasts. And that put the fucking, that threw a scare in them. Who the fuck an asshole they fired? The guys they fired, he's still listening to them. That's what I don't get. Well, I didn't say fired and that we fired. Yeah, they kind of ran our game through, they kind of ran our name through the ringer on the way out. Yeah, but you've been on the show so long, I really love you.

Well, thank you, I appreciate it. You're like one of the main dudes on the crew. Right. Thank you. But just out of respect for my bosses, I decided to uphold what they asked, which was to not podcast while I'm on the club. But not your ultimate boss, who's me. You?

And I had to spank you publicly, and I didn't like doing it, but I'll do it again. Can I do my ultimate boss, right? Fine. Alright, your penultimate boss. And you know, on it, that guy loves podcasts. He's like, who's Tom? That could be. That could be.

So we'll do a little spot here with Tom. Mom will see if he has what it takes to earn those likes back. Do you agree with you? Yeah, we're in previous. How hard is that time together now? They take their time. He just answered your question. Blue juices and previews. No, stop. Stop doing that.

Stop putting them down. You got to build up. Evidently, they take about 10% of submissions. So they get thousands of submissions and they take about 10%. But you guys, Blue Juice, a company, a company. A company will be, will want to, a comp a company fledgling or you know or a small or comp a company has to prove the diamond that they are professional enough and committed and you know there's a I guess a very strenuous uh you know what's the call when you look it over, you know, they decide if you're worthy.

There's a judgment committee that like seven people that approve or disapprove it. I sent a huge care package when the accelerators came out. Right. Yeah, that's pretty much what it was. T-shirts, stickers. I think we didn't even have a book out yet. I think I sent one issue of a preview. Why, you haven't trouble getting into the diamond.

No, no, I'm just, because I'm saying like for you guys to be in diamond, that means blue juice must be of quality and consistency, which is really the only two things you need to be successful in this world. Well said. Look. All right. How does that explain Johnson now? Right, dude, what are you doing?

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This is a soft scoop. She was playing with fucking little group. What was in it? Did you share the items? You always share the items, right, Q? I share them with you. You're a big fan of Lucret, right? Oh, I love Lucret, yeah. You're personal endorsement, Mr. Rikki.

What was in it? Did you share items, reactions? Make this part creative. Well, yeah, just yesterday. Let's hear it man. Come at me with some creativity. They have, they sent me this awesome, uh, Optimus Prime t-shirt. It's like a light blue and it's got him the old one, not like the new one, like the old truck, in various forms of transforming from truck to it. I will let around this. I will all of a stand-alone now yesterday. Had a slice slice of pizza people like cool shirt, bro. I mean that's more factual. I saw very creative. Oh tell the truth man Okay, well they can ask for the fucking truth They say shit about make some shit up. Yeah Malaman rose ghost was blowing me

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My grandmother's a comfort woman again. Yeah, that's a fucking crazy idea. Right? Yeah. A lot of, you know, a lot of social and, you know, teaching teachable moments in that labor is still dealing with some smart enough to not use the ghosts of black people. Because they know the backlash would be too much. So they don't all go white?

They got, wow, that's not the word. Well, I mean, I mean, like, I'm trying to see them. You see them as like a baby's butt, but they don't want to get them. Not the mattress. They don't want to use, this is a great, this is a little lucrative right now. They don't want to use people who, you know,

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You're saying it so fast. That's T-E-S-D. Right, good idea Walt, because otherwise we'll be doing the fucking same commercial and perpetuity for free because either don't say the codes or somebody doesn't hear it or there's some bullshit. You don't even want to know Tom. You don't want to know my problems. I almost failed out of college because of Zelda. Zelda? Which one? The first one? You don't even want to know Tom. You don't want to know my problems. I almost failed out of college because of Zelda Zelda

Which one the first one any S. Yeah, all I did was play it for two weeks straight trying to get to the end didn't go to class for That's not good. So you did you graduate college? Yeah, eventually film school. That's why I'm here. Okay Did you play the last one? No, I stopped playing after that. Yeah, I stopped playing completely after that. You got hooked I got hooked was an addiction. What do you think about that? Shit, so corny. It's so video games. Video games. You can get all that garbage.

That was a corny. It's so stupid. I remember it was like, it was like 8-bit, right? Yeah. 8-bit. You'll fucking almost tank your whole fucking way life back. 8-bit fucking.

I'll get that zolly yet I'm that sword the best was a lot of bitch back then the most bits anyone could have what what happens in Zelda I never played it's the same shit that you know it's just like fantasy bullshit a guy who doesn't play it as explained I see it I saw my sister playing it's like it's

and you're like you corny fuck you fucking sports game I'll fuck it school yet. I don't need this garbage. Yeah, I know all these maps and shit Swords Fucking hockey stick our digital football. Yeah, get the fuck out of my son bow Jackson on us Right here Oh my god Where did you come from? I don't share that. Fand-fuck.

Great. Billion dollar industry. It's my fantasy. It's my fantasy to be Zelda. I'm going to find a sword in the link. To be the torch. I'm going to be Link. Like the mod squad.

Wow. I'd rather be Link from the mod squad. Wow. I think dude, so action. I'd rather be Lance a lot longer. I think dude so action I'd rather be lance a lot like they never make a movie about it Probably I'm sure they made like Japanese animation ones, but I don't they never made like a movie movie And it's just like you keep walking and walking kind of like Mario brothers type stuff. No, it's an overhead map Okay, Marius sides grow. Yeah, it's great, man Okay, Marius sides girl. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

It's great, man. Yeah. Not according to what. Hold on, man. I saw it being played. I'm like, he's doing the same scene. I saw it as like, you're looking for little keys and you walk up the people

and then some words come up, right? Yeah. So, so shitty. I can't believe you have that strong opinion watching a sister play. I never would have dreamed. I love it though He's he's like something else is behind it. He has a let it go I would play it. I die and then I'd be like oh here comes the true story Put it in ice hockey then I'll show you it's fucking how to play a game because she was good at Zelda

So like she was on it for hours on and I couldn't play ice hockey right okay? There you go, man. It's warranted. My penance complete. No, not yet. We got to talk about... Wait, was I got more? There's one more.

You got to do 12 minutes. And then there's got to be 12 minutes after this evidently. All right. So I'm going to talk to you about Blue Apron. Bluejuice Apron. Holy fuck, it's almost eight. Yeah, I know. We got a poker game.

We're playing cards tonight. Yeah, Bluejuice Apron. I like that. You should do a cross-comotion with blue apron That's not a bad idea every box has a blue juice comic in it too. It's a great idea. You're like what the fuck is this? They wiped their mouth with it. Yeah, like somebody put a comic in this box accidentally Have any releases coming out Yes, but I'm not allowed to talk about it right now. Oh really Somebody muzzle juh. Whoa

He's talking about it. He has so many masters. It's insane. Whoa They had to have a lot of master's best you you met my wife. Oh, yeah, I mean else are right here. Howdy You want you know, we just comics is doing a book with Walt Flanagan. Whoa Works for a long time. You have time Get it up because that book's been done for like two Fucking Metro's not done. I'm just trying to fine tune it. Yeah, yeah, working with some good talented people But you know, we're still trying to get it just right. Wow. So for issue arc first issues gonna come out The plan is for New York Comic Con this year is he How's Walt to work with diva ish?

No great easy like I don't like this. I don't like that change this change No, absolutely It's been pretty easy. No email back and forth. Yeah, I think it's been pretty smooth process. Just trying to dial it in I see him dressing you down though sometimes like We're on breaks. He's Like screaming at you about the comics No, not at all. We've been it's about it's an oh my Yeah, it's a the tagline in my head is I'm just the right side of cool I I can't stand the tagline you want to use.

No, he doesn't tell me these things. I mean, you knew I hated it. You just have to get on the microphone, I'll be honest. I'll get advice for him next week. It's a love letter. Love letter is what I call it. But it's letter two. To 70s and 60s comics.

Yeah. Bronze Age, yeah. And he wanted to call it like Walt Flanagan's love letter to comics I was just like no that doesn't sound too good. Oh my god So so I'm just better if we use the word amongst who's writing it a guy. I know named Casey and It I like said it's fun. It's it's stuff that I've always wanted to draw and I'm excited about it. Oh wait a second though. So where is the tagline going? In the previews that? Actually there's no one.

Oh in the previews of it. It wouldn't be on the book, it was just maybe a little picture of Walt like comic book by a set. Right, love letters and shit. Picture the Baron. The Baron would be cool. One is it release. New York Comic Con issue one will do a preview for New York Comic Con this year and then all. I got to finish the last issue and the third issue after I

finished Metro queue. Yeah. There are. Metro is priority. Thank you. Okay. So now I it's unbelievable how long these copies are for Blue Apron, but they need it because they got some competition out there. We got a fucking lot of stuff. We got all come together and fucking make Blue Apron number one. Well, Amazon is talking about getting into it. Amazon is going to own the world in 10 years.

Nope. No? What won't they own? What won't they own? A lot, they won't own Disney. You can't say that. Or one could. Can't say that, if somebody were like, You straight, you won't sell it.

I would definitely sell it. Yeah, you know what I mean? That's not the bottom. You don't know if they want to shutter the company. Like, you just don't want you around to go to find. If you get an email from me from the Like, you just don't want you around to go to the point. Yeah. If you get an email from me for the comments, you know what happened.

Yeah. Like at one point, you would have been like, Disney would never buy Lucasfilm, or whatever. Like Lucasfilm would buy Disney, like you would never think that. But here you are. But Apple was trying to buy Disney, or yeah, Apple was trying to buy Disney a few months ago. They won't buy, you know what, on Apple?

They won't, no, they won't own apple. I didn't mean literally the world Because I was speaking in hyperbole They you don't know that I know that you can't say you I'm inside and Fuck yeah, yeah, we email he's less as a tell him Steve Dave an insider. He's like so I'm there flipping burger today Somebody's like someday so I'm there flipping burger today. Somebody's like, someday I'm a zombie fucking own you. And I'm like, no way, Ronald forever, way, no, fn way, not okay. Hashtag.

Blue Aprons mission is to make incredible home cooking accessible to everyone. They support a more sustainable food system, the impact on the community. They want, they want to get everything in here they've established partnerships with local farms fisheries and ranchers which is a good thing i guess because then you can source it and send it somewhere close

i don't know chances cattle around and shit you know brands doggies that sort of thing it just sounds more romantic rancher than uh... with the real word that you'd use. What? Shit, he like white trash drunk cowboy. I don't know.

Oh. I mean, well, I mean, well, you know, I do, we're supposed to be selling this product. I'm not going to get into it. Rancher. So, okay. Rancher is just a... What's it a pretty word for?

Or a romantic word for? You work, you know, you work in a slaughterhouse. Oh, okay. No, I don't know. I don't think they're out there in the fields like killing cattle. He they raise cattle. They raise kids who want to go where to go to a slaughterhouse. Yeah. I mean, you noticed they didn't put the slaughterhouse guy in the fucking copy. They didn't. They didn't. Um, for a reason, bro. Why they didn't do it. I can't figure out. You think the fuck you're gonna get on the board. You think blueprints gonna own the world and yet they can't. No, I said Amazon, the blueprints. No, I didn't think blueprints gonna run. 12 minutes past the end of the sad. Okay, so they shipped the exact amount of

each ingredient required for recipe and the reducing food waste And I like that. I love wasting food cooking together builds strong family bonds. That's true definitely How would you know you got to eat seven days a week? But what we make cookies do you yeah? You guys sit around baking cookies. Yeah really like from scratch or like that shit that you buy I would love to say from scratch But that would be a lie. We just you know, it's sometimes we just cut the roll Mm-hmm. We just cut the roll turn on the oven and yeah, but then we What's going on? I'm all cutting a roll. What do you talk about school?

slaughterhouses You girls over here the Zelda thing that everyone's into. So corny. Yeah, so fucking corny. I hate it. Blue Aper families cook nearly three times more off than, it's all in time today. I cook a lot more than I used to. I don't want this fucking diet. It's gonna make me like some lunchtime shakes now. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna make Tom some cheese. Okay, you want to go get a shake? I was like, I'll make you. You want this fucking ad? We got a poker game. Oh, yeah, okay. It goes on and I know I'm looking at that copy. It's so much so crazy. Let's see. I use blue apron. It's great. You want to know what they're gonna have? Basil pesto chicken. Yeah, and then we'll have to do the same

add next week. Sauteed shrimp and green beans. Walt, all the stuff you love. Meatball pizza. I love meatball pizza. Of course you do. Meat so butter salmon. It's all good. Yeah. I just take the meatballs off and give them to Cooper. Yeah, he feeds the blue apron meatballs to his dogs. Could I want to live for a long time by eating healthy?

Right. Yeah, of course. You're not going to get much shit, Calcane, Gainesburgers, Nonsense, man. You feed them blue apron You're not going to get that shit-calcane games, burgers, downsense man. If you eat them blue apron, they're going to fucking live forever. For less than $10 a person, there's a big variety. It's flexible. It's easy. It's guaranteed. Here's a call to action. Much like they did in World War II. Check out this week's menu. What's

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There we go, guys. I got the stopwatch. I was just about to start. Yeah, it's 12 minutes. You said it seems like a lot of work. Yeah, it seems like what do you think the guy who invented Blue Apron is like slaughtering the animals and shit He was probably packaging stuff up and shipping it out. Yeah, I mean, I have to do that every day with you just comics Do you really you don't hire a guy? You don't have a guy? You don't have a good them?

That that you need money for that you want to get him? No, I don't want to get him. You're not raking it in off of fucking Walt Flanagan's love letter Talk next year. I almost wish you had done it without his permission so I could have seen it in print He's too smart man. He shuts it down too quick. He gets final say on everything, huh? Oh, it's his book. You're practically a president of Blue Juice. It's not all my book. That's that would be very, that's unfair to say. It's, it's, it's, it's very collaborative. We're very open to creators though. Like you can, you can do your, you can do your thing. It's like I'm never asked me to do my thing. Well, I'm not doing my thing. I love, I've always admired and looked at what the guys on the crew did with Blue Juice

because I was so impressed and just blown away by the level of enthusiasm and go get them, not get them, go get them, attitude. And you know, I want to be scrappers these bludgers. Yeah, yeah, they, they, they, yeah, and you know, then, you know, definitely, you know, been, you've been through the scene, everything on the compokements, you know, so they, they know what's in all. Yeah. They know what they're getting into bed, but, right. A guy who hates Zelda. Oh, yeah, kill. What kill what now you're at a minute 40 it's Did you think that you look like we was like 12 minutes There's so insincere

A fucking spit in wheels here Did you see any movies? Good. Did you see Warner Planet Yipes? I have not seen any movies yet. Kick-ass. Was it? I loved it.

I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. There's no jokes. It's just dour. The seas are going crazy. No, I would not say he's going crazy. I think he's the most admirable.

When he's housing going crazy. Yeah. I got to see it. It's on the list. Well, Dark Tower opens on Friday. Yeah, I know you had your big king fan. I'm a big king fan and I've read those books so much. Lib, okay.

I'm excited about seeing that. What about Spider-Man Homecoming? I saw it, but I was so fucking tired that I don't remember. People talk to me about it and I remember scenes when people talk about it, but I can't remember things. How could you be that tired? And I remember what what you saw because we were on tour when it came out

I didn't sleep the night because in some times in hotels, I just don't sleep and I finally fell asleep at 7 a.m And we had already bought tickets to 11 11 movie and I just the sun started China just woke up at 9 so I was on two hours sleep and I went anyway and You remember I remember shit. Yeah, like what went anyway and you remember I remember I remember shit You know like what you do remember what I do remember I liked yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember enjoying it while I watch it I just can't fucking recall I'm even now. He's a good spider man. Oh, he's great man. He was great I agree I agree he's a good spider man. Yeah, I thought I felt like the movie Wasn't really spider-man though to me wasn't the spider-man that that wasn't really Spider-Man though? To me, wasn't the Spider-Man that wasn't my Spider-Man?

Like every two seconds, they're fucking hammering you with social justice, bullshit. Oh, you can't happen? Oh, yeah, you're a celebrity. Yeah, you must fell asleep or? One more than that, huh? Oh my God. Some girl won't go into some building

because it's built by slaves and then fucking, this one's upset about that. Like, you can't fucking escape it every time you turn around. Yeah, there's like protesting is an American tradition. That's where the kids are today Fuck the kids today, Q Kids in the future, man. No, are they that's what they said when I was young look what happened I don't remember those messages in the spider-mex I read it was about you know pumpkin bombs. Yeah, there were no pumpkin bombs In this movie, no, he was too offensive

Too offensive Too offensive of a pumpkin bomb people Pumpkin bombs. Yeah, there were no pumpkin bombs in this in the movie. No, he was too offensive goblin No, too offensive of a pumpkin bomb people The culture was good. I liked the fact they never called them the vulture. Oh, yeah, that's pretty good I like that they got damage control in there. I like that. What you think about the end? I kind of think it's weird that they're not they're not he's not very concerned I know this is spoiler that he's not concerned that there's a guy in prison that knows his identity What's he gonna do about it? I would go right that what would you in real world? Yeah, I'll go right to the Avengers

I'd be like you got to have some sort of machine. I can wipe this dude's brain clean. You can't know my identity How do I have to kill him? Right that would be the real world because your Aunt May is that danger because this guy knows that you are you would have to go that you vandars would be like or I don't know I guess the X went on in the Marvel universe but you need to wipe that dude's brain clean Well, I mean he didn't give it the secret away then So what you're still taking a gigantic risk I agree but I just don't know what you can do about it There's gonna sit there you just gonna let him know He's gonna spread it around Go to Dr. Strange then Done I don't know the times the strange would just be like yeah, I'll wait a mind for you. No big deal

I got why would he though is it easy to wipe him? I guess Dr. Strange could just do these are gods I hear you man, but maybe he's like, you know what? This is a lesson to you, Spider-Man. Don't fuck the love people find that who you are really the harsh less than teachable lesson If his loved ones are killed by the vulture or by the family or revealing his identity to some other If you do that then the stakes are just gone for super heroing then Like there's no consequences then. If Dr. Strange's wave is magic won, then suddenly everything's okay.

Like, what if they're building towards something? What if the next movie involves fucking him knowing his name? I found out today, though. It was frenzy, right? So they're setting it up for the next one. I feel though, as irresponsible, though, of Spider-Man just to go on about his life,

so like happy and go lucky. Knowing, with that kind of like baggage in the back of your brain that this guy knows who I am, clear power, there would be no way. I'd definitely something that should be addressed, I agree with you. You hear my biggest question, is Aunt May gender fluid? Because if not, I will not see this movie,

it's not fair to whatever that means. Yeah, it was pretty hot though. Is it? It may be hot? Yeah, it's so big. Oh, so it's not some old bag. Ooh, a running joke of movies, how about it? Well, even the last one, she was in all bag. It was the girl who was this flying nun.

Sally Field, she's not in all bag. Oh, no. Yes, she is. Oh, this Sally Field. But she's not a frail old ditty. No. Right, I mean, it may look like she was a hundred years old. Is there anything left to be released to summer that you're excited other than dark tower? What's coming? I want to see done Kirk. I want to see that

Well, what's coming? Oh, so he feels good I'm sorry. What about Thor? No, but these aren't yeah, I thought like there's so that's it. There's no more there's no more summer blockbusters look forward to I want to see atomic blonde Do you? You really a lot of the crew went to see this weekend. They said it was terrible really Yeah, you make out with a chick for like five minutes in it. You can go see that you're talking about a bunch of cameras sound guys They're like look at their thing. They look at this That's like I'm gonna do that on any of those videos that you watch. I'm saying if you're gonna charge

We'll eleven11 to watch Charlie's Therome Makeout with another woman, that's why I'm gonna spend them on. I mean, the trailer was so cliched with like, she's dangerous. You know, she's like, she's a wild card. It's just the same old shit we've seen a million times before. Which is sister watching?

I don't know. I'm just going on? I'm sorry. You know what? I call it like a season. What do you got? The upcoming releases? Here's what for the rest of the summer. Don't tell me I want to say I don't have a lot of hope for. No, don't tell her.

No, don't tell her. Because the books are so good and the trailer does not look like the books to me. Really? It's too much to cram into one movie. It's a lot. It's very dense. Well, it's supposed to be the first of many, right? Yeah. Are you happy with the casting? I don't mind the casting. He's great. I don't mind that. That's heat. I hid your selba.

What about Mokkhan? Yeah, these gifts, too. Can I pronounce it? I mean, you said it in a way I've never heard about. Oh. Like I wasn't sure you were going to have stroking out. That's the first time I ever said that loud it in a way. I've never heard about all of them. Like I wasn't sure you were at stroking out. That's the first time I've ever said it out loud. That's why.

Really? Yeah. I would have no reason to. I guess not. Okay, so you got the dark tower. You have Detroit, which is directed by Catherine Bigelow. Yeah, a hot pass on that one. Yeah.

Yeah. Scythe Fymus. Scythe Fymus. Scythe Fymus. Scythe Fymus. Scythe Fymus. Scythe Fymus. Scythe Fymus. Scythe Fymus. Yeah, it's science by sci-fi. Civil unrest that rock Detroit in the summer of 67 while at the year you were born. Okay. Kidnap with Halle Berry. High-side trail for outlook and look so stressed.

Annabelle creation. Yeah, I was watching at home. The nut job too, nutty by nature. Will our nuts in it? Uh, they're doing a voice anyway. Cast in a paycheck. Glass castle. I know it.

Ryan Reynolds in the Hitman's Bodyguard. I just saw a commercial for the other day. It's Ryan Reynolds and Samuel Jackson, yeah. It's a comedy. And I only just heard about it last week, which makes me think they're dumping it. Right. Logan Lucky. That looks good.

With Channing Tatum, of course, I think it looks good. He's a sort of... He's a sort of... Probably bought a Russia album back in the f***ing 7-E. Polaroid. It's one guy. Which bought a Russian album back in the fucking 7-EZ Polaroid, which is a supernatural horror film that follows a teen who stumbles upon a vintage Polaroid camera. Are you fucking kidding me? That sounds cool.

That's Stephen Kingcourt's story, Sundog. Oh yeah? Do the people, she photographs, turn up dead in grizzly ways? Well, what happens is like when you move, yeah you take a picture with the Polaroid, in it you see in the background like this demon dog, and then every picture you take it gets closer and closer until. Just don't take any more pictures. I know, but much like Baron von Flanagan, he just, I was speaking of Baron von Flanagan,

that shit fucking has not paid out at all. It's not paying out. No, man. Well, get him, it's telling people to pop it. I thought that shit fucking has not paid out at all and it's not paying out. No, man. Well, get him was telling people to pop it. I thought that shit would go viral by now. I thought it would be a much bigger deal than it was. It's just like $5 here in there. It's like a fucking worth it. Well, you got to get him telling people

that you're like, the Baron isn't feeling well. Shit, like, how are you gonna make any money if you're gonna stick to it? Well, I have changed the rules too. Like, you do not come up to me. If you come into the stage, you not come up to me and see the baron you must ask it him he's my Renfield and you must ask him to summon the baron I will if you ask me to summon the baron it ain't gonna happen you must go through

get him to get to me and then but I do like to get to the baron I mean you we I do it all from the dungeon. I just look down the stairs. Oh, that's cool. Just the barren can never leave that dungeon. You know, that's the kind of thing that I'm trying to, uh, get, I don't work into his real life. And it really, it looks like, you know, it really looks like a dungeon when you see some of these people who,

and he has a saying, we've got video, I put, I did, I put out videos of it and nothing, nothing, no light, it didn't trend nothing well Where can people find it? I don't know I'm supposed to do it for me like they I said release it on the internet I go if you're gonna video tape it put it out there so it gets Trash well, maybe if they were to send it like okay We have tell them Steve Dave dot com maybe we can put some videos up right so if you click on the castle

I would thought maybe that like that you could see videos of the baron We can do that somebody just has to know Yeah, but I wouldn't even know where to send those videos right now What we were saying it, but we really don't know Send those videos to wherever um On uh I don't tell there has to be like a help thing or something. I don't 18 seconds boys. All right. I just fucking bullshit though That I'm still at the start. Well don't know. 18 seconds boys. Alright. I'm just fucking bullshit though. I'm still at this side. Well, don't give up yet.

Rant for another 10 seconds about a wall, then say tell them to leave. Hold on a second. We're gonna find out where they can send this shit. Alright. These videos and stuff. I mean, I gave, I gave, I put out all these videos. I also implemented a mask now. Get them. Yeah. Get them holy shit.

I put a mask on now. Okay. It's like, it's a whole, it's a whole theatrical bit and it still has caught fire. It will after this. Okay, people are going to put their videos up. If you go to tellumsteve.com and you got to go to contact and then it gives you like an email thing. So we're going to app tell them and. Go to one of those two and ask the the webmaster guy, what am I? What's a Twitter handle? At tell tell them ants T-E-L-L-E-M-A-N-T-S. That's the dude who's running the

our website? Yeah. Well, there's an Instagram. Oh, shit. Do we know anything? I don't think anything. I don't think so. But if you go to this high school. Yeah, man, this isn't fucking Blue Juice at all. Is that an exception? I tell them to see there. So now I got a fucking do it. Isn't that the show one that you took for yourself?

I thought it was in the TSD town. Oh yeah, I think you're right. Hold on, let me see if I can find it real quick. Oh, really shit. I don't know what I put out videos. I don't know what I put out videos. I don't know what I put out videos. I don't know what I put out videos.

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How does this only have 316 followers? Anyway, it's just us complaining about shit that nobody cares about. Hold on, I got the email to send it to you. You ready? It should go to... Oh, I don't know, that's this guy's real email address. Who cares? Put it out there. No, I'm not going to put out his real email address. But it's fucked up that we don't know it's fucked up that video.

Probably Lee's friendship. Yeah, you could do that. I can't I can't cross the streams of the Baron. You know what? Tell you what the it's getting harder when you summon the Baron. Yeah, it's getting harder for me to To go back to being normal. No, that's not good. No, I even did it at home. I told my wife about No, that's not good. I even did it at home. I told my wife about it. I told Summoner Baron, and I wouldn't leave. I would remain the Baron, and the Baron got his first round. It just found Faxida.

Not all of you, Spouten. Yeah! Nice! She said, the Baron is a beast. Whoa! And she said it was like being with a, being with a 20 year old version of me. Wow! But then the Baron got a little,

fuck, a little out of the game. You're cocky? You're a little too cocky, and you got a fucking leg cramp. So the Baron is deficient in potassium, just like me. All right, wow. Wow, mid-coil is his fucking, his Achilles heel snapped and rolled up into his leg.

He came in with just the cape in the top hat and like, I'm all yours. I just, I just, I told her about the, about the, I said, say the poem right now, right just before. The man did she say it, like, is You don't get him in the bed. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, is making it harder and harder for me to revert back to my normal self. And don't anyone get any funny ideas like you come in here and the barren's gonna fuck you because that's for home, right? What? Well the barren's not real, Brian. Really? Tell him, stay away from my money.

Shit. Fuck Blue Juice. juice. To see the things that normal One of our dreams of it is going all the time We're gonna want great things to change the way they run forever You're enjoying K-Zone You're rockin' Spitting your time to die, then beating your soul broken A million thoughts in my violence serving them in garbage Wanna be tired of something that's all worth this retail

When time is a lie Your time is mastering all of us Slay us off the Colorado ground Time is mastering all of us Slaves of the Quranogram It's binding me to its path Your time is mastering all of us I'm wasting my time With broken lies A foolish question to lie in time

Compturity with the guilt that's planted by your loved ones Tinker messages in the end, they're waiting your minds Brong them up the ones that hang on the end, focus my eyes Bring the TV I turn my head, and the everybody goes For trying this mystery horse, stays on the crown of crown, finding me to his bed. In a time this mystery horse, I'm a fine, wasting time, with broken lies Fully myself into the same image Twice, twice, twice, twice, twice The Ronalds, they just gave us that on me Oh yeah, I promise

Oh yeah, oh no, I'm too tired It seems to get some handsome gasoline It's nothing my crime, it's brilliant my blood will is haze While I had no reason, If I'm using this path, It's not at all like a foundation of perpetrating It's by glowing, I got no reason, If I'm using this path, It's not at all political, But I still have a perfect training, use one time as hard. Run. Run. Run. Hey, so if you listen through the entire song, you realize there's some more podcast going

on after the regular episode. If you listened last week, you heard that me and Gidham did a little mini podcast to help Declan fill out the episode so that it could be released because of restrictions regarding ads and it was Pretty well received. I mean listen to some of these reviews get them The tacked on minutes at the end were horrible What was a dick in that last bit and not in a good or funny way? He should ask get him a question. Oh he would ask him a question, get him what answer and what would shit all over him seem to awkward and not funny. Seems about my normal

work day. They just should have counted at the time if that's all they were going to do. The quote unquote bonus pod was anything but funny and my favorite review of all a new low in this podcast history. Wow. Can you imagine that a new low? So do we share that honor? I think obviously it's more my fault than your fault from the listeners. So 60, 40 split of the retake in client for the lowest pot of the pod? What was, yeah. I mean, I would take, I'm gonna take 100% of the blame

for those, or credit for those reviews because apparently you were perfect, and I was a cock. But with those kind of reviews, I was thinking maybe a semi-regular thing, a semi-regular 12 minutes pod, and I got the perfect name for it, Gidham. Okay. 12 minutes in hell with Gidham Steve Dave.

Oh, like the old party game, 12 minutes in heaven. Wasn't it 12 minutes in heaven? Oh, yeah, the kiss, and we had to go kiss. I never went to those parties. I mean, neither. I never got no closet and kiss. And he's from the bottom once, like when I was like 23. But my thinking is 12 minutes in hell with Gidem Steve Dave and the play on the title is, are you in hell in 12

minutes because you got to pod with me because I treat you like a dick or are the listeners in hell because they got to listen to what you're talking about. That's up to the listener. Apparently most people believe you're in hell because you have to deal with me. Yeah, I can't really hit the skip button right now. So, you know, I think that, you know, 12 minutes should be easily found to, you know, fill up. But looking at the clock, I'm like, holy shit,

we're only had two minutes of 43 seconds. I thought this pod was almost over. The last time was two minutes of you explaining why you had attacked a two, the 12 minutes on to the pod. So that killed 10. So let's see, after this pod, how this one's received. I'm hoping to get the same kind of reaction, the same great reviews that we got last week.

I mean, if we could top a new low in Tellum's Deep Bay History every week, then we're on to something. So, they'll get the high, they'll get the high with the most of the episode, and then they'll end with the low. So, it's like the full, the full rage, the yin and the yang. So, I thought, you know, you should regale the listeners with some of the stories you've been telling me. And on a daily basis, and, you know, so they could hear what we talk about. And I want you to tell them about that amazing dream you had about me and then the Star Wars universe. So, let's sit back people and listen to this

and maybe it'll take us to, but you only have eight minutes to tell a kid, I'm not gonna, so this is where you're still. So I gotta cut it down by at least 75%. And I'm not gonna be a dick this time. I'm gonna let you tell it. I'm not even gonna comment. I'm gonna let the listeners.

I'm not gonna, I'm not going to taint the listeners or give any prejudice because you know I want them to just hear it as you tell it without any harsh or pricish comments for me all right so yeah and I think the I think the it paints you in a nice light the the dream I had so yeah all right for without further ado volume volume one of Gidams dreams. So I was, there was a new Star Wars, well of course there's a new Star Wars movie coming out, but because of some weird coincidence, Walt got to design, you got to design a new alien. And so one of the, one of the provisions was that you had to have like a majority

uh... input on who would play the character and they had already had somebody but as soon as they saw my face like the other people in the the like the focus group like no this is perfect he's got the eyes they're like deep and sunk and it is a little accentuate the character perfectly so i uh... and the other bonus thing was that it was a speaking role. So I was excited that I was going to go a sad card because if you get one speaking line in a movie you get a sad card and I was really excited

about that. So I got into the the chair and they were going to do with a life cast where they you know do the your to hold entire face so they could do the thing and I was excited about that as well because I remember reading long ago that Arnold Schwarzenegger is deathly afraid to do that full covering his space with plaster and foam and everything. And I was like, all for it. So latex latex. Okay. And so I got to the point they had me in most of the thing and they were just about to put the little tubes up my nose so that they could cover the front of my face. And I was like, it was nervous, but I was also really excited. And that's when I woke up. Amazing.

Huh? And I felt that this in 12 minutes in hell, appropriately named if you're listening to this, and we only have about six minutes left. You have any other dreams? I mean, you've told me, maybe you dream about you told a told me about you and mike which which dream was that uh... didn't it wasn't with mass or something like that i don't know that something you guys are actually talking about it wasn't

dream and i was just living in a fucking nightmare i had to as i had to sit there and listen to you guys talk about mesh i think he was uh... i sent him a picture after the whole donald trump uh... banning uh... transgender people i sent him a picture of clinger and so he was commenting on how sending him all these weird pictures in uh... in the messages now uh... but have i been a dick so far i'm trying not to be i'm trying to i'm trying to be very supportive and i think this could really take off and be a big thing

even a dick today supportive and I think this could really take off and be a big thing. Have you been addicted today? Just this week in general. No, just in this first seven minutes. No, I think right now we're experiencing almost a role reversal because I had to work the store all day today while you guys were out filming and I'm just drained and like I just had to hear so many questions that I was the same answer over and over again and I'm feeling a little low energy and meanwhile you seem to be very excited enough to eat well because I mean I'm it's what I'm it's 12 minutes in hell

It's the first official 12 minutes in hell episode episode one and which could be lead to bigger and better things What about that? You know people are saying that like I treat you like like a shit like a shit here like treat you like like You know, people are saying that like, I treat you like a shit, like a shit heel. I treat you like, uh, like, less than a dog. But what about that text I sent the other night when I was like, Hey, I don't know where I send you a very supportive and nice text. And your response, I thought wasn't very nice back to me. I believe I asked if you were having a stroke or if you were being kidnapped. And this was a call for help by you being so nice.

So I mean, people, I mean, I, I don't know where it comes from now. You think I'm mean to this guy. I mean, I don't see it. I mean, and I'm trying extremely hard not to be a dick on this and in these last three minutes, four minutes, any other, what about any shelving anecdotes, anything, any restocking stories since the last time we spoke? We got zined by the fire inspector. So for having things too close, eight to has to be with, nothing can be with an 18 inches of the sprinklers. So today to be a test of the upstairs, the orders from headquarters, I was tasked with trying to figure out how to interpret the NFPA guidelines to figure out exactly

what we can and can't have. Like can we have shelves in that 18 inches or is it just stocked that we can't have in the 18 inches? So after hearing that even Satan himself is slack jod at like I can't believe the kind of punishment that you that we are we are we're foisting upon the listeners with with that kind of storytelling what's the text? You're like a great job. It's better than perfect. So it's texted are you okay? And you're like yeah it was just going over everything and it was really thinking they, it looks great. Why I go, compliments that I know where make me think you had a stroke or being kidnapped. And I honestly people that they're listening, how many bosses

of send you texts like that? Right? How many bosses will send you a text like that? So the next time you go online and you call me a prick, an asshole, and you say it's the lowest point in Tellem Steve Dave history. You're just here in 12 minutes, baby. Just 12 minutes in hell is not an accurate snapshot of what it's like to work side by side at the stash with me. And the follow-up text were even better because we were both discussing the commercial for the grab it as CNOT TV product.

We were both commenting on the highlights of the product with the ratcheting lock grip and the bonus light. This is like stream of conscious potting right here. We're going from one thing to another. Yeah, the, the as seen on TV commercials, I think I've reached the point now in my life or I must have aged to the point where every single thing I see as far as an as seen on TV product,

I'm like, I want that. Yeah, because you texted both Mike and I because you saw the brand new atomic, the atomic lighter, yes, that like a hundred hours was like, you got to carry this thing around with you. It lights up to a hundred things on one charge. And it kind of does look, it does look kind of cool. But it's not as bad as that. Is that the sign of crossing over into old man territory? What that you want that every single thing I see as on as seen on TV all those like really shitty commercials of like You can submerge it in ice you can run it over with a tank. It won't break you need this item

I don't think it's being old because you're not you're being introduced to something new This is like the most newest lighter. We've had zipos for going on 90 years now and all of some may come out with this lighter That looks like it's something out of Star Wars probably was something you probably see in Star Wars with the crossing plasma arcs and you're it intrigues you it's a gadget it's a gizmo I think that's the exact opposite of old man of I do it my way and that's the way we've always done it but every every commercial that follows the I seen it on TV product commercials are like you know you're not too old for ARAR PR or reverse mortgages or like or or do you need a new new head replacement? Yeah or that that need join on honestly every time I see what I see those need brace commercials

I think a Johnson like should I forward these to Johnson or not? All right so we're winding down here on in 12 minutes in hell. And will we come back for another episode? Well, that remains to be seen. We've got to see if we won some people over after the first episode or we lost some people. I'm excited to see what people, how they interpret my dream. And what it says about us. It's there's gotta be people who do like dream interpretation

and they might have some interesting things to say. I doubt it. All right, that's it for 12 minutes in hell with Getham Steve Dave. Will we be back? I don't know, listen through the entire song next week and maybe you'll hear some hellish podcasting. J-Sarge work on it. J-Sarge work on a intro.

Wow, come on man, now he's even bossing around J-Sarge. You people are fucking crazy calling me an asshole at a fucking dick. Are you out of your minds? This has been the production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.