Tell Em Steve-Dave - #348: Time Commander in Chief

Episode Date: August 30, 2017

Asian confederates, Q becomes a horror icon, Walt don't got no back. Music: Evoker - Here Comes the Metric System

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The The The The The The The We've got a good, not just on the ground, but in time, just on the ground. This week's episode. I'm Commander Commander and she... Hello and welcome to Tellum Steve Dave Presents Overkill, where we talk about the supernatural, aliens, horror, one of our own. You may not even know this, Just popped his heart chair recently. Oh yeah, you didn't hear about this huh? Had your pop your heart chair. You're always in a heart.

Yeah, but I mean I was in a horror movie. Really? Yeah, the fourth hatchet movie. There were three hatchet movies. I think it's hatchet. There were three hatchet. I think it's hatchet. Hatchets like an old school. It's like a throwback to the 80s like Typar where it's this guy that's like the formed ghost creature named Victor Crowley's like Honsus Wamps in New Orleans. And he murders people with a hatchet and a belt sander. It goes around like old school 80s,

running around killing people one after another, murder after murder, lots of blood. You'd keep it under wraps, Q. Yeah, it was a top secret project. It was a surprise. Camille? No, it's more than a Camille, it's an actual part. Oh, really you're acting.

Yeah, like oh yeah, I mean, I flew flew out there was that shot for a week last year and We had to not mention it. We have to sign like non-disclosure I don't want to say but Yeah, so so we had the 10th. That's why I was in LA this week. They had the 10th anniversary screening at the art light and the anniversary screening at the art light and the past 10 years. What's up? Patchets, but

10 years. 10 years, 10 years. And all the fans that showed up though got surprised. They didn't even know that hatchet 4 exists. And Adam Green came out. The director was like, not only you're not here for a 10th anniversary of hatchet, but you're going to be, you're going to first to hear about and watch hatchet 4.

Called Victor Crowell Wow. Place when not to do it was pretty it was pretty awesome. And then we watched the movie. How in depth was your acting like was did you have to have like a mid demo? Yeah, yeah there was a lot of there was a moding terror, anger, comedy. Comedy, oh well. When any nudity? No, he does full-frains, totally.

Yes. I have, would you probably slice as my balls off? No, I would not. Even with like a body double? No, I mean, it's, you know, maybe when a Prattled Joker goes off the air, I'd be. Oh, you were, okay, you were a little worried about the... No, no, no, no you know, it's maybe when a Pratil Joker goes off the R.I.B. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're okay. You were a little worried about the...

No, no, no, no. I just think that people type in a Pratil Joker's. I don't want my penis coming up in... Well, I wouldn't assume that it'd be full front thoughts about that. That was a joke. I meant like, maybe just like, you know, like a screw from behind. Like butt cheeks or something. If he's called for.

Sure. I'd show it. I don't know why it would be called for. Yeah. I mean, horror movies movies a staple of horror movies Is Guy's naked asses? Especially from the east Yeah, you're full of maybe you're clowning around like you got to see horror movies would like their moon and their girlfriends all the sudden

They get a fucking knife through the neck. I just speared right in the ass Like a damn it Yeah, it was good, it was fun. It was really fun. You want to make sure you want to do more acting? I mean, I don't have a drive to do it, but I was not, I was, didn't watch myself and be like, oh, that's embarrassing.

So I feel confident. Like, I mean, what are we talking about here? It's not like acting is hard. I love people who are like, you fucking like, you know what I mean? Those people like go go into weird places to get into a role. I'm like, I don't know. I just said the lines. Kind of worked out.

It was fine. I heard, for a project that was under wraps, I heard from two different cast members about it. Really? Q spilled the beans. And then Tiffany Schupp has spilled the beans to me. Yeah. Hard time these actors will be some of the mouth shut.

We'll be suing her. Yeah, you're gonna show her. Yeah, Tiffany's done. Okay. It was over. She's got like 900 horror movies under her belt. She's awesome. She wasn't there.

Unfortunately, these were shooting like another one. But it was fun. Nice. What about you? What would you ever show anything in a in a hard movie called for S. Cheek? I have like really pathetic buns though. They're they need like they need some filling out if I was to show them and like you know like what I eat. Get some tire ceiling in there for this fake S. I've always I've always

hated how like whenever I eat something that'll go to your gut, but I always wish I would go to my rear because it's so flat and on appealing. Which is a little bit more junk in the trunk. Yeah, it's kind of tough unless you get like the implants to eat any kind of diet that's like, oh, this goes straight to your ass. I know that there's people that that happens to. Mm-hmm. I wish I was one of those people. They're lucky.

They're like, seriously. Well, yeah, I mean, it's in now. It is. It's very in. A little tiny waste and a giant ass. In the ratings of the comic book metaphor, it had a giant, but don't get dark. Yeah, like next season, that, that, what would I

be received? Well, first, the crew would receive it like what the fuck? But then once on screen, yeah, like knocking shit off shells and stuff. Every episode that's it, knocking shit off shells. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Oh, I don't think I've ever gotten a compliment on the backside. Yeah, but they need to turn around and that's when you're knocking shit off shelves, right son? Oh, I would, how would she ever like be? I mean, I can't think of an instance where I would have to be showing the backside, though. Maybe she set up a toilet can.

Yeah. So dead people. So dead people. So dead people. It's like a lovdum buns. I would be unexpected. I don't think there's many opportunities where I'm presenting my backside. You don't walk around bottomless. Have you gotten reactions to the people who have gotten there, the miniscal, right? Yeah, it's a small section shipping and I, I, I, I don't know if I've seen any reactions yet. I'm waiting for the,

for the flood of accolades. Praise. Someone wrote me an email. I'll check Twitter right now to see if anyone's producing them. That said it's unusual that we are making copies of a skull and sending it out. They're worried that we're cursing the world like each skull Like me being possessed was the theory and Where we're like a skull is Oh, we're possessing it.

I mean, Skull has forced us to make many versions of it, sell and ship it all over the world as some sort of hostile. Yeah, he's forced us to charge 2499 for Skull. That's pretty much the Skull. They defolate us doing it. But I mean, I would thought he'd be angry, not want us to do it.

Well, I thought we'd be risking the I.R. of the skull to do it. I think what they're saying is we're basically allowing the skull to take over the world. I mean, taking over the world is a bit, I think, is a bit extreme in there. I mean, yeah, you know, how much much what you think of the population of the world, even and knows the existence of this podcast. Half. It's now Jesus's face, Santa Claus's face, Michael Jackson's face, and and the end of catching him three faces.

And the Russian end up catching him three faces Or the most recognized faces on the face of the earth now Reaction kind of what do you got? People sending photos in the stall. I've hoping I've heard some wishes have come true. Oh, yeah, yeah Making wishes come true Money Oh Question gizzing devings go. Yeah, okay people are reacting here. Here's Carey Beth holding hers up. Oh, yeah put it on what is it again? God damn it. He just told me the Instagram thing

Yeah, I'll pop there's like a hashtag you can put. I'll figure it out later. Um, yeah, but if you haven't ordered, um, we are now restocked by the time you read this, we should be restocked with combo shirts. If you're getting a combo in a skull, we definitely have the skulls and stock. Um, Thelmsteve Dave.com That's it go man. Or merch table. Thelmsteve Dave whatever you want Q. Yeah, I need to check and see how patriotic you are. How many statues did you knock down this week? Any none none now What are we gonna do about this guy? Are you guys been knocking down statues?

Yeah, I pushed over Swamp Thing statue on the store. I wish you were with your ass. Yeah, whoopsie. My bedunk had done. I was just reading when I was checking for this other stuff. Chelsea Clinton says the Ukraine is finally removed all 1,320 lending statues. Our turn is their... Is there a lending statue? God, you're not. Let's

speak. We were on the side of the people removing the statues. I don't want to hear about fucking statues anymore. I know it's enough. It's silly, but enough already with the statues for Christ's sakes. It's the big thing, dude. What's going to be the next big thing next week when people don't give a fuck about statues anymore? If only you could predict it, right? Yeah. They'll find something.

Yeah, they took the, you saw the ESPN guy who happened to have the sit, you didn't see this? I didn't see anything. Kill, you got, I don't look at the news anymore. I thought you were a part of the ACLU, man. I thought you would be on top of this. I just don't need. Knock and shit down.

I let them knock over the statues for me. Yeah. Yeah. You're too busy. You're the time to knock down a statue. Well, I don't think... I will say this, I have never walked by a statue and known what the fuck it was. Or cared, right?

Or cared. So I could have been walking past any statue and never noticed. I'm curious of the mindset of people who know and care. Yeah, statues don't hold that much appeal. No, I don't stop and look at them on them. I'm never like, what is this? Who is this person?

So when ES is a little bit of an older story, like a couple days ago, when ESPN, Charlotte, North Carolina production team consulted with Robert Lee, that's his real name, the play by play voice about calling the University of Virginia football opener. He expressed some personal trepidation about the assignment and then offered the chance to call another tilt he opted for a different game because basically you know Robert Lee somebody hears that name how are they not going to get triggered. Oh is that why he didn't do it? That's why he didn't do it because you know Charlotte and the whole not too taken by one there by the name Robert Lee. No I heard it was a preemptive move by the name Robert Lee. No, I heard it was a preemptive move to keep him off the internet.

Like people making fun of him. You know that's bullshit. Well, that's what they said. You know that's bullshit. Oh, we don't want them to get made fun of nonsense. They're like, we don't want to take a bunch of heat from some fucking crazy idiot. Who's like, oh my god, they got the same name. That is taken heat though.

I mean, when you, what if you're trending for all the wrong reasons that's taken heat though and if you're trending may like a people are making fun of him and and and uh because okay well Robert Lee says the mere threat of being ridiculed on social media is not stopping me from calling the game but it did he that's he said that wasn't it what was? I guess he's saying that it would have been insensitive at such a time where tensions are high about the name Robert Lee. Bobby Lee. Are you ready to see what Robert Lee looks like? Yeah. He looks like a toll racist. How many days? Yeah, he's an Asian guy. So what's going on? Why would anybody care about this?

This is the world today, Q. Yeah, this is my world. I want them to build a statue of this Robert Lee so I can knock it over. Are they replacing the statues with anything or we just have these pedestals sitting around now? It's not, she's ain't cheap though. I know, they should at least melt them down.

Make some money. On what? But what's going on? Like we just have pedestals sitting everywhere? I guess so. Wait, what's on top of that building in Philadelphia? I want to knock over the Rocky statue. Hold on, what's like what is it? City Hall? What is that big building in Philly with the giant? Yeah, that with that big gold thing, gold thing, to think up top. Yeah. Isn't that wasn't Ben Franklin from Philly? Yeah, I wonder if that's who's up there though. the giant yeah that with a big gold thing gold thing to think up top yeah isn't Brett wasn't Ben Franklin from Philly yeah I wonder if that's who's up there though he's all right I don't know I think he's on a sleeve I don't think so I could be wrong no all right let's see we got William Penn statue. All right. Oh, Penn State.

You know what? Take, take down the, the fucking Joe Pa or whatever statues. That's okay. You want to knock a statue him down? Go for it. But I don't think anyone like even with the statues getting knocked down.

I don't think anyone's like looking at that statue and being like, no, I know more about history. By the same token, if they knock it down, it's not like awesome racism's over. I don't think anyone's like looking at that statue and being like, no, I know more about history. By the same token, if they knock it down, it's not like, awesome racism's over. Which is like, who gives a fuck? Take them down, be quiet about it, and fucking let's all move on. Right, yeah. Like nobody gave a fuck about the statues when there was an eclipse,

which was the most boring fucking thing. How was that? I was on a plane for that, that was cool. Did you look at it? Did you look at it? Did you have special glasses? No, no, we just, of course, you did.

What do you think? We're now, we just saw the shadow. We didn't actually see the, it looked cool. This guy did get very dark. Yeah, I agree with Brian. I feel that it was kind of overhyped. And when he has that much hyping,

nothing can ever live up to it. No, it's not like the moon caught on fire, you'd be like, that's fucking amazing. I saw people on the news crying, and I was just like, Because they burned their eyes. No, crying tears of joy, because it was the most beautiful things

they ever witnessed. First off, how about he's a grip, huh? No, no, no. Everyone is fucking crazy. It seems like that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. It's like it's a shadow, you stupid fuck. No, I said one, he said it was one of the most beautiful things he ever saw, not the most beautiful thing.

Okay. But he had tears in his eyes. Well, he's a fucking idiot then. If you're crying over a fucking shadow, the moon going in front of the sun and you're crying. Well, you don't need it. It's you're on, you're on stable. I didn't look unstable, I just looked happy.

Yeah, the most unstable ones don't. He's happy about it. I don't see anything about William Penn owning slaves or anything like that. So I think he's safe. I think you're safe. But I mean, it's going to be money. That's going to be the next thing. Mm-hmm.

They're going to want any slave owners off the currency. Yeah, yeah. And who do you put up there? Who do you put on all the new currency? Who do I put up? Why do I have to have a face? Why can't it just be like the number? Like a turkey?

An animal? An animal's a secret. Yeah, it depends. Polar bear? Obviously a neo-Nazi is white. Right? Well, I mean, they're not going to put polar bear on. Black bears. No, I don't think they put a bear on. I think it'd be more like majestic and like you think says, uh, do you need to say hummingbird? He said, no, he said an eagle. No, Turkey. No, he's a turkey. I said an eagle Oh, okay, I'm gonna be like a fucking apple halfway coming out of his ass I mean that was that was a Ben Franklin's first choice for the official bird of the United States the turkey. Yeah Not majestic really a dirty angry bird, right? I don't know. I have these turkeys outside my house

And I'm dealing with now and they're pretty cool. I watch these chicks grow from this big to now they're almost full grown They're those again to say so I pictures of the bees. Yeah, they were they roost in the tree outside my house Hmm it's pretty cool all summer long every day at 705 like a rant like between seven and seven ten They stroll up to my house and then launch themselves in this in the tree for, like clockwork, all summer long. For the last four months. They fly? They can lift, they can lift, they can get in the tree, yeah. Yeah, I was okay, so it's a myth that turkeys can fly. They're not really, they can't soar, but they can get themselves... Not like a chicken dinner, really.

Yeah, exactly. That's why, I mean, if the turkey could have soared, it would probably have had a better shot. Yeah, they're like, Ben, get real. It's okay, Ben. You probably would have a better shot. Yeah, they're like Ben get real Like why don't we put you on one like we'll put you on the hundred dollar bill That is that sound he's like yeah, you know what? Not bad. Maybe they'll put a bunch of Northerners on Well, oh people from the North. Well, you got Abe Lincoln already got Abe Lincoln

I mean look now you got to mix it up. There's got to be women They probably put Frederick Douglass on there. You know, I mean like you got Abe Lincoln already got Abe Lincoln. I mean look now you got to mix it up There's gotta be women they probably put Frederick Douglass on there You know, I mean like you got a like diversity like Harriet Tubman on or some sure I can I'll spend Harriet Tubman all day and night I think to be safe though. They should stay away from people because if you dig deep enough on anybody You're gonna find some something that somebody will be like well that person shouldn't be on a right Harriet Tubman at one point was like crack ass cracker. Like, it was going somebody shit. Yeah, that would be okay. Yeah.

Yeah, you're right. You'd be alright with that. I say put our most, like our most beloved black comics on there. I say put Chris Rock. Oh, Richard Pryor. Dave Chappelle. Richard Pryor. I'd be down to that.

Bill Cosby. Yeah, why not? Well, hold on. At one point, man, like he was the guy. I remember like my parents having vinyl albums and listening to that Cosby show. Why would you just put two wealthiest people in the world on the money, like Bill Gates?

Like Warren Buffett. Everybody loves the super rich, right? They're right, but they should have their faces should be. They have the most of the money. They should be, you have their faces should be that they have the most of the money. They should be have their faces on it then. Yeah, I mean actually then by by that logic then we like we should have one or two like cartel leaders like on the money because they probably have more than the most Americans. We shouldn't gain it illegally. It has to be all legally obtained. They're fortunate to.

Two, but you know like for a dollar, let's say like the like how many do how many denominations of money are there? How many bills are there? The one the five the 20 the 50 and the 100. That's five. So you got five. So the top five richest men or women or women because you know that there's that Walmart money should have their faces on the on the on the bills. Pretty soon that's going to be Jeff Bezos right from Amazon. He's got to be well I mean once you once you Number two billionaire they swap you out yeah, yeah, you get knocked down

So these way with this way we encourage those billionaires to keep trying to make money so they can keep their faces on the bills Okay, this is who this would be who would be on your money while you got Bill Gates Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's got to be at the 21 billion dollars. He's the he's the highest bill. He's got to be the 100. Yeah, he's got to be the 100. Okay, Jeff Bezos from Amazon 67 billion. That's insane. That is insane. That like 67 billion dollars. And he's still working. Not only is he still working, he has his people like exploring every avenue from like can we take over grocery stores to can we go to space?

What would it be? Can we build homeless shelters like this dude is all over the map man. He's on the 50. He's on the 50 Warren Buffett at one point would have been before Bezos stepped in. He would have been on the 50 now he's on the 20. Okay.

He's on the 20 Zuckerberg who's that Facebook guy the Facebook guy, yeah, okay? And then Then we got coming up on the dollar bill. You got Larry Ellison from Oracle Which is like what's that it's not a very sexy company? It's like it's a computer company. They've been around for a long time. You know what? Hey, he doesn't it doesn't matter how you got there. If you're in that if you're in that upper stratosphere, and then and then it would then we rethink it. We re look at the list every five years. Right. I like it because it's like it's those these billionaires and like

an incentive to keep one beyond there. Yeah. Yeah on there, yeah. Yeah, and the other ego's are huge. Maybe not Bill Gates, but the rest, he's donate. Well, you know, who's he gone but he isn't big as Warren Buffett, that dude is like so. Did he drive like a Prius and everything? Like, how do I drive? I mean, he lives in like this shitty little house in Omaha where like he's lived for like 50 years.

What is the point of hiring a money? That's it, that's the point, just having it. Knowing you got it. Yeah, but it does nothing. It's an illness I think, right? I don't know if it's an illness, but I mean, it doesn't make sense for me. Like, is the point just just the bank account? Like, why would you want to not live in the money, spend the money? Make more money. At this point, if you have fucking $67 billion, I really afraid that like, even if all your money disappeared overnight, you wouldn't be able to make more like your credentials are pretty fucking good

Right, I mean do some cons twice a month Signed shit and everybody participates in the giving pledge, which is well not not pesos It's a campaign to encourage wealthy people to contribute a majority of their wealth to philanthropic courses. 158 signers so far. How do you think that would go over with the public if it was announced that we're going to put billionaires on the money? I think it would go well. Really? No.

Why not? They can't even take white dudes. Yeah. I understand. I understand, but like like but it does make a perfect sense to me. To me it does is work capital I happen to like capitalism. I know that's a fucking dirty word nowadays. Everybody's like I wish there was a statue of you that I could push over. Can we just paint can we just paint

him gray and kick the shit out of him. Like one of those guys on the street corner in New York. Like a kazoo in my mouth. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. I know. Because I like capitalism. What are you going to do? I mean, what are you going to do? I like the system.

I think it works. It does. So those people, so if he made 67 billion that means he's paid 67 billion in taxes No, cuz it's corporate so this these these guys you know how you got 67 billion you got a you got to have those like Connections to somebody loop holes connections Greece wheels. Yeah, you ever grease a wheel. I've never grease the wheel a palm Not in a real way now. I've greased my own palm so many times. Like, that made you a millionaire? Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't. Turns out it doesn't. But yeah, Jeff Bezos, born in 64, only three years. What makes what makes someone a Jeff Bezos

versus say, Brian Johnson? What is with this guy? Probably you would have to study each of your brains after you both pass on. Put a put each one in a pan and look at the, you know, just give it the once over and see, see all the like the the doll areas. Right. Not a business. Yeah, I think you're talking about pesos. It's like, says pesos, and then it just says limited under. What's his name? Jeff Bezos. Bezos, yeah. I think they make most of their money from like the cloud shit. Like they were early adopters of all that cloud stuff.

So like they rent out their service to other people and shit Like iTunes cloud kind of like that. Yeah, but they'll like rent out there And in fact, I think our server is hosted by Amazon yeah, that's how they make a bunch of money man kind of know about computers. I don't know shit about computers I remember we didn't grow up and fucking silicone valiant shit Yeah, but that's the thing about computers is like your knowledge gets fucking obsolete so fast Like you gotta be you gotta keep running. Yeah, like if you stop to take a day off Fuck it forget about it. You're not you're not a billionaire anymore

Might as well be running Your dinosaur. Yeah, I took a day off from my TRS 80 Yeah, I took a day off from my TRS 80, my radio check. And, you know, I mean, I think we know somebody that that happened to it, that world passed them by. Ming Chen? No, I'm not saying names. Well, it isn't working on the computing industry anymore. He's a, he's a multinational star.

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The point is so fucking dismissive of like what you think humans can do it without the help of aliens your fucking idiot Yeah, but you could see the progress, you could track it. Yeah, yeah, but like it's like- There's no great leaps for some people- I was watching a 1985 game show in there, and they're giving away this home computer. And then you look at what they're giving away, and then I look at the, like what's in my pocket- I kind of want to know the story behind you watching a 1985 game show.

Oh, that's fucking much more than a Sunday. That's every day. And then Colombo and Sunday. You wouldn't believe it. But what they were giving away. Yeah. Just in 1985 and when they when you fast forward to when the iPhone was introduced, I don't believe that the man could just do that leap on his own. He would have needed help for maleans. I think that and I know that and I believe that there's all sorts of proof that aliens were we laughing at. All sorts of proof. Yeah, there's a new proof. There's this new, there's this new mural. Okay. Where they have a, and where there's an Indian holding, holding a paint in the 1800s and he's snapping a photo

with his iPhone of a prisoner in the photo. Just this news just broke. Okay. Well, what do I look up for this in the mural? Yeah, mural, time travel mural just came down the pike. I mean, if this is absolute, if you believe the mural is true and I I believe the mural will be true, and if you'd word state it, you cannot deny what this Indian is holding in his hand, and it's taking a photo. It's an iPhone.

Wait, can we not deny it like the guy at the Tyson fight, which was immediately discounted by who? By who is it discounted by listeners? Oh, so now all of a sudden that the listeners pictures of the fucking thing that that the guy was holding it was like some kind of pile it thing Yeah, I gotta get it. It looks like an iPhone Okay, what's the name of that mural so the listeners maybe you can look it up while we're talking but Is it oh, yeah, this seems real We need to just seem to the mural painted the mural and who photoshopped the iPhone and so that somebody like you would believe this. What are you talking about? Go just why why would you assume that it's that it's photoshopped? It

would be so easily. It's a fucking iPhone in a mural of with an Indian. It would be so easily dismissed though. So 70 years ago, mural by an Italian artist appears to show the familiar gadget in the hands of an Native American. That is why you're not big, bigos. Bigos? The way you just fuck a look that that really bogged your people shit. Why do you believe in ghosts and shit? No, because you don't have, you don't have the, what don't I have?

You don't have that, that, that window into your brain that allows you to think outside the box It's just like she coming up because that's the case Oh, it's like you're like you don't even give it you don't even do any investigation You'll get a picture like fucking bullshit move on I do because I'm Followed on somebody painted an iPhone into a mural and this is all sorts of proof of what? And it was only 70 years ago, which really is. Wow, that's that. Oh, also, it's like, it wasn't that long ago.

Did we even have phones seven years ago? 70. Yeah. We have phones seven years ago? Did we have phones seven years ago? Did we have phones in the late 50s? Yeah, we did. We did.

I'm not good at this now. I'm just saving. I bet you they were I bet you they were shitty phones What was it the phones where you had to help call Clara up and be like Clara? I'd like to get a phone line down to the deli and she had to fucking stick a pin in a board and and then stick a pin in your little hole and Connected to the deli was it that was a that kind of phone service You mean the kind of phone that like you called someone and prior to just dialing someone? Yeah, but it's still a fucking phone. It's still somebody dialing you and talking through a wire which is fucking amazing. Really when you think about it, it's pretty fucked up. Okay, so now you go from that to this when I'm holding an iPhone for those who can't see.

I don't see how you're so easily you just be like, oh, don't even question for a second. Like this doesn't make sense that we go. Because it's not like they're like, hey, Clara, you're fired. We just fucking discovered an iPhone. It's like there's an evolution. It's a time line.

It's a time line. It's a time line. You know, the one where you fucking. Well, how come, oh, then how can we count that mural as a part of the timeline now? A timeline to show like that, there's more than meets the eye. Then where, okay, so this guy painted a mural

with a dude holding an iPhone, where was that, like, how did he know about it, this painter? Like, how did he know it existed? Did he have one and why did he have it? I've waited a minute. That was my pain seven years ago. 1937 With what did that did that massacre happen in the third? Well, it's not really a massacre so much What is he calling 911? I mean people are saying that it's a mirror because back in the day, these exchanges mirrors were common, gifts given to Native Americans.

What is, what, what, what, what did that, did that battle take place in the 30s that, that, that he's, but what that he's depicting? No, but when did that battle take place? Is it the battle? There's no battle going on that battle take place? Oh, no, no. Is it the battle? There's no battle going on, they're trading. Oh, they're trading? Oh, I thought that was a massacre. They're trading iPhones for beads.

See, that guy looks tied up to me. What are you talking about? That guy's a pretty good guy. I mean, it's a battle. He's just be a slave. It doesn't look like they're trading anything. Oh, he's getting traded. He's trading a guy.

He's trading a slave. Yeah, for an iPhone. They can ain't fucking cool, man. But I also, it's like none of the networks existed. There's nothing that would, well, you couldn't charge a dog. How about this? How about the fact that this is a fucking witch in the corner on a broomstick? She's just hanging out. Oh, yeah. What is that saying? That's just, that's probably just a metaphor for something. Yeah. But wait a minute. I saying? That's just that's probably just a metaphor for something I mean I'll leave it on that the witchery of iPhones in 1937

I mean I was placing I mean a witch I mean we've known witches have been part of our culture for Thousands of years. I mean that's pretty fucking wisdom of Osish. Well the one that was the was come out Late 30s right? 39 maybe. You think that it's a wizard of Os connection? No, I don't think it's a wizard of Os connection. Any flying monkeys in that mural? No. Yeah, so I don't think that we go from Clara to immediately to the iPhone. 1939 Wizard of Oz. I don't think we go immediately to. I think there is. I think that like once these very, look, I'm not taking anything away from the people who are making billions off of this technology, they had to be smart enough to reverse

engineer it. They had to be smart enough to make it work. And I'm sure that there was a gigantic period of trial and error to figure out all this technology. So you have to give them all their props. I'm not saying like, oh, this like the human race doesn't deserve an amazing pat on the back, but I don't think they got there, though, completely on their own. Without aliens. Without alien technology, I don't think it's, I think it's possible. That's all I say that. So you're saying that this portrait was painted and it's taken this long to reverse Engineer it and in the meantime

I think it was paint and just nobody ever noticed it. I don't think it's a very well-known painting I think somebody was probably looking at it and music is totally focused on the witch Springfield is it yeah, it's nobody's paying attention this thing. Yeah, I'm sure like it's like a statue Knock it down you walk by it every day. You walk by it for decades and then notice it. And then all of a sudden, when you're like, because now everybody's holding, you wouldn't have noticed it for that long,

because nobody would have known what the Indian was even holding. It's only after our culture is so used to seeing every person they see do this, hold the phone in that manner that you're like, holy shit. when they see a guy dressed as a pilgrim it doesn't blow away They're like whatever iPhone Where you're saying the opposite? No, I'm saying it probably wasn't noticed for so long and even though it hung in that in that post office for decades

Nobody would have really nobody could have yeah until until our culture was like so Nobody could have done it. Yeah, until our culture was so immersed in the cell phone, the iPhones, that it would take decades to realize what that Indian was holding. That sounds reasonable. What? You couldn't look at it. You could look at it.

Let's say when it was painted, you could look at it. You wouldn't know what he was holding. Yeah, he's doing was holding a mirror. I guess right right So you're block a wood or deck of cards or any number of things that aren't a fucking iPhone that was an infant until the 2000s But you would need to you would need to fast forward to a time and in in in history where He would be where somebody knows what it is. Yeah, exactly. Now you're thinking. All right, I'm outside the box with you.

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Clicking when you mean because it's looking for a signal Now it's just like it's sometimes it buzzes if it gets too close to the You're ready close to the thing yeah if I throw out the name John tighter does anybody recognize the name it's a time traveler guy right yeah you guys are both Well, we didn't know we kill on it. Okay. I don't know if I didn't know if that was I don't know if I had done that You don't try it done that in my future. No, he did He we did it. Do need, did we travel all the time? Or something like that?

I wasn't sure if I was remembering something that it hasn't, that hasn't happened or did happen. Okay. So, excuse knows, just starts bleeding. He's like, this is mind blowing. You remember, he's a very, I don't know if he's very famous, but he's kind of in the time travel John Titer. I mean, Ming Chen is more famous. I don't know if he's that well known to the to the to the real world. But in the circles of where time travel junkies, he's a legend.

Right. Do you want to refresh her on him? Yeah, I think a brief refresher for all the new audience members who are in here. Okay. I'm turning the initial investigation. Many people were convinced that a man called John Titer, that's T-I-T-O-R. Time travel from the year 2036 to 2000 to warn the world of an impending nuclear war at the hands of the Middle East. What does it really say? He paused before he said Middle East. It says ISIS in this article, but I don't think he actually said the word's ISIS. Right. Appearing only in online forums 16 years ago, nobody knew the identity of the man who vanished without a trace. But there's a new conspiracy and a new theory about... Spin up, David?

...about John Titer. All right. There are some people who are certain that the man who called himself John Titer is none other than President-elect Donald Trump. Well, but so John Titer is Donald Trump. He predicted this nuclear war and what year is the war supposed to happen? 2036. Well, if it's Donald Trump, I mean, it'll certainly be out of office by then, right?

Yeah, but the theory is he's doing things now that the butterfly effect that will stop a nuclear war or a nuclear bomb going off detonated by a Middle Eastern terrorist group. What if Titer means like the Koreans, those fucking wacky Koreans, or with their missiles and their threats in there? I don't know man, if I was in California I'd be worried. California, yeah. And anyway, like with California, I'd be worried. California, and any of you are like a California organ Seattle. Whole west coast isn't that madman's eye.

I, you know, I line, I don't know, I'd be worried. Well, I mean, here, well, there's more to the theory than just, than just, you know, me just saying it. I mean, there's some, there is some things to back up. The, what a lot of people are now thinking is a possible answer to why that improbable victory by Trump in the last election was, you know, it seemed like he knew what to say and what to do and he defied odds and everything he said would, you know, everyone assumed, well, that's the end of Trump. So everybody who hates Trump should realize that he's here to save us all? This is a theory. Okay. By some conspiracy theories, theorists. That Trump's the good guy, time traveling good guy. Well, let me tell you what about the fact that

he's been living in the public guy his entire life? Yeah, a fortune built upon being able to time travel. No, what I'm saying is like, Titer came from the future here, but he's just been Donald Trump in with us the whole time. Right, I'm asking a fortune. I think he's saying how the fuck is he traveling through time when it was a public. I'm an age in the public eye like he's not there's no gaps.

If you want to hear a little bit more of that, then we can maybe that'll answer your question. Yeah, because he's in his seventies now. Yeah, so there's no way he's living another. He's not going to live to 2036. He does he doesn't need to. If he's doing that, if what he does now may, he doesn't need to. If he does. If what he does now may, he knows the game plan supposedly, if you believe this conspiracy. But I think he knows what needs to be done in 2017.

I got that. You stop a nuclear bomb going off in 20th. What I'm saying, if we've seen Donald Trump grow from a child to where he is now, when was he in the future? We've, I don't think there are any pictures of Donald Trump as a child. No. That's what somebody was saying.

That there's no, there's that, is this somebody get on with it? No, but there was like, when you were doing, when they were doing the, you know, the, there was showing pictures, it was weird. There was no pictures of him as a child. There was only pictures of him as a teenager. Okay, all right. Well, that takes care of that The legend teller suggests that Donald's uncle John Who was very well-known scientist and inventor oversaw the examination of famous engineer Nicola Tesla's notes after his death of famous engineer, Nicola Tesla's notes after his death. Serbian-born Tesla moved to the US in 1891.

It was famed for his reputation as a mad scientist. Tesla was also well known as later years for exploring theoretical subjects and even made very early pronouncements into the possibility of wireless connectivity. Tesla said that? Yeah. Tesla, I believe. If you showed me a picture of Tesla with a fucking iPhone, I'd be like, I totally believe it.

Yeah. Why? Because he was fucking unbelievably intelligent and creative and like invented all sorts of fucking shit. It's like you want, but. I wanted to be taken down by fucking. But how do we know? She killed Edison and Westinghouse.

I know. But how do we know the guy to Tyson fight wasn't also in... I mean, in... Wasn't a fucking Nikolai Tesla fucking intelligence? Because he's at a Mike Tyson fight. That's what. That's what. That's what.

That's what. That's what. That's what. That's what. That's what. That's good. That's good. That's what. That's what. That's good. Okay, you want to hear anymore? Are you going to use going to fucking smack wise?

I'm afraid future Walt won't be friends with us if we come too much shit. Tesslo is also in his later years for exploring theoretical subjects. Oh wait, I already said that, a wireless connectivity. He apparently looked into the fabric, into the fantastic theories such as free energy, anti-gravity, invisibility, and most importantly, time travel. Because now you're giving a lot of props to Tesla just before. Love Tesla. Okay, so now as I start to say some things that go against your

your kind of out out not outside the box mind, does that give you make you go like, well, maybe Tesla was not, maybe he was a little kuku at the end or no. If uh, no, if I'm stepping outside the box, it's hand in hand with Tesla. He's like only guy that holds your hand and takes it out of his take it out of his. That's a jerk off the painted a mural with fucking witches and Indians and shit. In a post office and stuff in the middle of the night. Tesla, yeah, he definitely seemed crazy.

He seemed off. After Tesla died in 1943, the National Defense Research Committee called on MIT professor John Trump, Donald Trump's grandfather, to look into his work in case there was any military application. John Trump spent three days by himself looking into the notes before concluding there was nothing of any significance. His report read, Tesla's thoughts and efforts during at least the past 15 years were primarily of a speculative philosophical and somewhat promotional character

conspiracy theory is claim Trump found theoretical designs for a time traveling machine John G Trump spent a lot of time with his nephew Donald before he died in 1985 That's a fact, in interviews, Donald... So emphatic. In interviews, Donald Trump regularly brought up his uncle John. In references, his warning over nuclear weapons and the damage they may cause. During one such interview, he cryptically said, my uncle used to tell me about nuclear before nuclear was nuclear.

He told the Boston Globe, what does that mean? I don't know. He would tell me things. This is from the future. There were things that are happening that could be potentially so bad for the world in terms of weaponry. Trump told the Times that his uncle would tell me many years ago about the power of weapons someday that the destructive force of these

weapons would be so massive that it's going to be a very very scary world. So this is what his uncle told him when? 1985. Oh you mean after everyone knew it. Fuck. I didn't know what the fuck. Guess what, young Donald. I mean, I know you're 55 years old already. I've never heard of them nukes. Yeah, I mean, what does that even mean? I'm not done. Because what is strange about his warnings is that by the time Donald Trump was born in 1946,

the US already owned and used nuclear weapons. Trump also spoke about his dislike of nuclear weapons saying, I hate nuclear more than any. My uncle was a professor, was at MIT, and you should tell me about nuclear. Can I be honest with you? It's going to happen anyway. It's going to happen anyway. It's only a question of time. Where is he saying this? In an interview in 1985. Like was he running a marathon when he said it? Like the sentences aren't even complete.

It's so weird. Despite all John Trump's scientific contributions, including methods for curing, oh wait a minute, this might be a joke. Uh-oh. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Chase closed on an upper kill. Ah! Ah! Ah upper kill. Shit. Well, you know what really fucked up though, is that on the night he won the Republican nominee, a lightning bolt struck Trump Tower and they theorized that he was time traveling at that point. Wow. So he got there just in time to receive the nomination or... Well, I don't know. If you're going to go by the conspiracy theories, I think that like he's just going back and forth into time, probably into the future more slightly, figuring out what to do, and that's why it defies logic

all the things he's been doing, right? Have you seen any Person say the things or do the things he's doing and still attain this level of success No, President the United States pretty successful. I'd say so yeah, so I mean, I think that that's why there's some out there who theorized that like there's there's no way to explain this man's methods. I think the explanation is people were fucking sick and tired of shit that like you know like politicians and stuff and they were willing to roll the dice on a guy who who is saying crazy shit but kind of crazy shit they want to hear you know because there's this whole cross-section of middle America

and middle-class people that are like, fuck it, fuck the rich, I'm tired of paying for the poor, whatever. So that kind of rhetoric appeals to them, you know, all that stuff. I mean, but still, man, it still is crazy, though, that like you could like be caught on camera saying some of the things he said grab and push these and shit and still get elected president of this. I'm running a cellar Clinton.

Yeah. Did you hear her any of her audiobook? No. Oh, dude, it's fucking crazy. No, she's just putting out. I don't think it's out yet, but they had clips from it. I played it for a while. Or you actually you heard it, right?

I heard it. She's reading it. She's reading it. Holy shit. Let me see if I can find it. She's reading it. Holy shit. Let me see if I can find it. Like a robot. Really? Yeah, it sounds really bizarre.

Her cadence and her delivery is truly bizarre. Like she's trying out a new voice box or something. It's really. Yeah, it's as if she's never out loud in her entire life. Oh, wow, I can't wait to hear this. Let's see. Does, does she address the elections? Yeah, a lot of it's about the election. It's someone to read it. Yeah, I mean, there's some God. I don't know if you want to read it. I think to hear it would be more

yeah, it would be more a better experience. But did she unload? Yeah, she says something that yeah, she says something stuff about saying some things about how uncomfortable She was on the stage with Trump during some of those debates. Hillary Clinton already is working up. This is Unconsumable because He invaded her space on the stage Yeah It hasn't her husband invaded God knows how many women's spaces win, but how During the debate she said that he was like behind her and making faces at it all kinds of weird stuff

Probably to throw her off her game. I assume but when she had seemed he did People addressed that before now Yeah, there was definitely some pundits who were like if it what a strange and bizarre definitely some pundits who are like that what a strange and bizarre manner of him like following her around the stage and being right on top of her at times. It worked. This is from YouTube. League of Audio of Hillary Clinton's audio book from Hillary Clinton. I guess it's.

It had been 16 years since Bill's last Mexican happy ending after Bill finished president. That's the right one. That's not the right one. It's taken an overkill today a lot. It happens. That's not the real one. Even the best people who dabble in like radio shows about the power normal, they have to deal with getting taken sometimes. When you put out as much content as we do, you're not going to hit 100%. You're just not.

Right. Well, I also googled Hillary Clinton audiobook clips inside the box. Hillary Clinton says her skin crawled as Donald Trump hovered and paced behind her. That's what she wrote. That's what she wrote in her new book called What Happened. And Donald Trump was looming behind me. Two days before the world heard him brag about groping women. Now we were on a small stage and no matter where I walked, he followed me closely, staring at me, making faces. It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck, my skin crawled.

Clinton also did, she thought of... It does sound like serious like reading my text to me. It's very fucking weird, isn't it? Yeah. But I don't find him... What charisma? I don't find like, that isn't what she's saying, it's like... She's a victim. Yeah, it's like, that's not presidential. Like if he was making creeping you out

and making you feel fucking, they want you to say anything on stage. Yeah, why weren't you, because that would have, like, that would have been the moment where you could be like, yo, back the't you because that would have like that would have been the moment where you could be like, yo, back the fuck off and everyone would have respected it rather than later on in an audiobook being like, oh, he was menacing me. It's like you should have just fucking turned it on him right then and there be like, why are you so close to me, motherfucker? Right. Like, like, call him out on stage. Like fucking, right. fucking right wind about in a book months later

Do you think that's how she talks in real life like when she's talking to someone? I think like when she was running and everybody was saying her voice is like Screechy and very real yeah, I think it's just an extension of that. She's just doesn't have a warm voice You know Hello I'm Hillary Clinton my My skin crawled. It's weird. It's like such a weird cadence that she has.

I wish she hadn't taken a fucking victim mentality. I don't give a fuck. People in Arkansas don't talk like that. They still speak normally just like a twanger whenever I assume. Not everyone sounds like they just stuck out of it. They move in a little bit slower pace. I thought Yeah, but if she's like he was literally breathing down my neck It's it's weird the way her yeah the way she says things maybe they slowed it down in purpose. I wish you had never written that I don't think so

why? Changed anything change anything. It just makes me Think less of her. Like why is everybody gotta be a victim? Like why is it always gotta be like, I was uncomfortable, he was talking. Turn around and fucking say something. Yeah, like, if there's any, like, look, you're a girl, you're on a subway, and somebody's saying something to you.

It's definitely more difficult. You don't know how this person is gonna react. You're a girl, you're on a subway, and somebody's saying something to you. It's definitely more difficult. You don't know how this person is going to react. Why the fuck they're doing this to begin with? You're on a fucking worldwide stage, basically. You're looking to be the president of the leader of the free world. Yeah. And you can't handle a dude's damage who close you on the stage breathing or turning around

and saying something about it. Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me. But that's exactly the fucking whiny, pussy, fucking attitude that those people like liberals and lefties have, which is like, oh, I'm being victimized by a cultural appropriation, a microaggression of this or that or whatever the fuck. It's like that is exactly what people didn't wanna hear anymore. No, I disagree with you there, buddy. I think that's all normal people. Yeah.

But no, it's like you're right, like to make it like, I always feel bad for girls like walking around with fucking every scale and scumbag. Like, have you ever catgirled a woman? I, no, not only that, I've only seen it once. Like I've said, aside from yous, I've only actually seen it once like I said like I've said aside from use Yeah, I've only actually seen it in real life once where some guy said something to a lady when I was in New York And I was like oh wow, it's I see him and had all the time all the time

It's always some fucking Skelly scumbag doing it. Yeah Edgar said that like when he works with when he worked with crews in New York He like guy like construction guys like they would call out to him He would he said he put a stop to it. He's like look guys, like they would call out to him. He would, he said he put a stop to it. He's like, look, just fucking work enough with call out to girls. It's weird. It's a fucking weird thing, man. We just leave them on all. Has it ever worked?

It's got it. It's got it. Every once in a while, yeah, it's like, what's the, what's the success ratio of that? I don't know. I guess it depends on, on it depends on your game, right? And what you say. Like, if it's something like real sort of like mild, that could be almost considered flirty, and you've got game and you're good looking maybe, then you got a chance.

But if it's just some fucking random dude like, you know, commenting on ass or tits or fucking, why don't you come back to my place whenever what you're signed? I don't know, whatever it is people say. I've never called anyone. It's not an asshole. Right. Yeah, I think it's just like, like let's not lie, you're walking out on the street and you see a pretty girl, you might think something. But it never. That's a voluntary. But right, but it never turns into like I would be embarrassed into like a like a monologue that that goes anywhere beyond your mind yeah yeah it would be weird first off I that that success rate for me personally I think would be 0% no matter what I said, I think they turn around and be like, oh, what an awful man.

Like nobody's responding to that from me. Yeah. Um, but have you ever been cat-called? Me? Yeah. Yeah. But, I don't think girls are fucking ever since like we do, we do public appearances and stuff. I've had my S grabbed the consolation like that

But I don't do so strong no yes It happens every time like we get it anytime we walk through a crowd it had that my ass I'll grab the least once my junk will get good pot at well after they saw that fucking picture you on stage with the meundies Yeah, that's how they know so to can up tall boys in there but you know nobody cares about that I don't expect people to care about that no you couldn't say anything and have anyone take you seriously what does name the good I can own on his name but John Snow from Game of Thrones yeah I think he I don remember it, but I guess he showed his ass and Game of Thrones and girls were going Gaga and he said he felt objectified Really? And it's like

As a guy aren't you like a guy who's had his ass and junk grab? Aren't you like shut the fuck up? I'm just like what I don't have a sense like how do you how does a how does a human Feel objectified? I don't get it. Like that process isn't even in me to be like, oh my God, I'm a piece of meat. Like it just wouldn't incur to me. Like you have to care too much about what other people think.

Too much, you have to care too much about what other people think and have yourself on almost like on a pedestal, like how could they say that to me? I guess. I mean, tell us with, it's funny, it's like she's doing that lawsuit now, suing the guy over.

I think she won. Right. If I brought that lawsuit, that would be awesome. That would be amazing. That would be a mockery. Like nobody would take it seriously. Okay, do you have the person removed?

Did it? No. You probably don't even know who did it. Don't even know who did it. Just walking through a crowd. I happen to send you a comic gun and it's walking through the crowd. I mean, if you could be like,

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Okay. One would be aggressiveness. This is from Listverse. I love this one too. Really? Yeah, I love this one too. I disagree with that. Well, can you want me to explain?

I don't think I even need an explanation. Why would an alien need to be aggressive? What's separate humans from other species on the planet in terms of evolution comes down to a simple principle aggression. For any species to thrive within a given habitat, it has to confront adversity and overcome it. These struggles drive evolutionary adaptation, the dominant life form on a planet, which most aliens would certainly have to be, must be able to master their environment. So it suggests they certainly have to be must be able to master their environment. That's not so it suggests they would have to be aggressive if they're going to come here. I mean, just like humans, right?

Humans aggressively populated the the world. Well, that's not why we evolved. We have like we evolved because we learned to avoid fucking jaguars and shit like that. Eating us. It was actually lack of aggression. Well, it says they would populate and conquer their surroundings. If they are more intelligent than we are, they would likely see us as a resource. Is it the ten traits of conquering human race or just the fact that you, if something

comes down to be labeled an alien and has to be aggressive? No, this is like in order for an alien, this is the definition of an alien. And it means that they would have to be aggressive. You agree with that, Kim? Well, I mean, are they coming here to conquer us? Because on, yeah, then it has to be aggressive. Right, but we've seen the very fact that, like, since we've been seeing UFO footage, the fact we haven't been conquered, not aggressive.

Not aggressive, then. What about all the probing or don't exist? That's all we got. I don't believe that I don't believe the probing is, um, isn't aggressive move, I believe it. Do you think like one gay alien probe somebody and that's all anyone wants to talk about anymore? Like one one alien snuck in and was like No, because It's not even the same species No, because let's be honest As soon as we get to an age our own race we do it to ourselves As soon as we get to a certain age it's like every time you want to go a doctor everybody wants to look in that spot

I had a girl probe me once I was I was fine. Yeah Yeah, where are you? Was unexpected? It was the first unexpected But then later I put the request in oh yeah unexpected that's um, she was a bold She was aggressive. It's a liberty of you. She's an alien Species yeah, man Like was it did she look like sill? She looked like s so from the surprise Put that lip out Fucking pop into words

But I mean right don't don't you agree though that like if aliens have been Visiting our planet and we've seen murals with with spaceships in the background Renaissance paintings right we've seen Roswell We've seen videos that are unexplainable that no one has any idea Other than it can only be aliens the very fact that we are not other than it can only be aliens, the very fact that we are not bowing to an alien says that they are not aggressive. Would you bow to an alien? Would you bend the knee for an alien? Depends on the circumstances. If I was mono-amano, I would risk it. I don't really go to your head. You know, and there's no chance of me to win, right? I'll bend, but I'm always gonna be like on the

On like I was looking for that one instance where he's where he thinks um You can cut us through. Yeah, where I can crack and grab them and fucking Take back your madness year to year if he even has any years Would you love to see you walk fucking fighting a gray? Just watch the movie. I can hear you a little cock sucker. Just like bringing him coffee in the morning waiting for him to look for it.

Just wait for it. Just wait for his moment. But if you bring up the probing thing, I believe that I believe, you know, it's very, obviously it's a very, it's very undignified. It's very, obviously it's a very undignified, it's embarrassing. It's, but I believe it's purely just for medical reasons. And I like it. Talk about the aliens here, doctor.

I mean, it's a constant thing. No, it's a constant battle. It keeps some, like a physician out of your butt. So like, why would you think that an alien who's just trying to figure out what we are, wouldn't want to see everything, wouldn't want to see everything, wouldn't want to see, okay, where does this go? Oh, okay, where does that go? Why is this hole here, down here?

Why is this? But you never hear about them probing like a vagina or a mouth or ears or nose, or all you hear about is the butthole. Read communion. Everything? The probed all? The probed all, all three probes are going on.

Oh man. That's hot. Alien porn. So we're saying my ex may be an alien. Probably. And every doctor's an alien too. Shit. Yeah. I believe they're just scientists though. But I mean, I also I'm gonna go I'm gonna disagree with the aggressive. Okay. So that doesn't that doesn't hit the there. It doesn't take the box for you. I think you just read what it to. I don't think he's on board with. I don't think it's necessary now. I don't think it is either. I believe an alien can just be a spore. A non-intelligent. Like a mold. Okay. All right. I mean, I would be still just alien life form if it was to if it was to come down, you know, if it was like a germ or something and it doesn't have to be aggressive of work against this. How fucking boring would that be? Like if they unveiled the world's first captured alien and it's a

fucking little mold sport. That's what it's gonna be, right? Oh no, it's not gonna be boring. No? No, I think it's gonna be just as exhilarating. Is it's gonna be proof? Yeah, but I mean, it'll be boring. It doesn't look good. Yeah, it won't be like, but I mean, of course everyone's gonna be like, oh no, is it gonna be of course, everyone's going to be like, oh, no, is it going to be the thing? Is it going to be something along those lines, but most likely it won't be, but it's still going to be more. The scientific community is going to have a hard on that will never go down.

Right. Yeah. The average man. It'll be like the eclipse. I'll never. Am I okay holding this like this? Yeah, you're fine. Nobody's crying over a fucking alien. What's number nine? Number nine, uh, explores any life form that reaches Earth will by definition be an explorer. Looking, uh, to our own culture for clues, we immediately see how

unexplored territories are targeted for their resources. According to Stephen Hawking, aliens are likely to seek out other planets in order to colonize them or mine them for resources. Aliens may not come to destroy a planet, but they will in all likelihood seek to exploit what they find. And that's just it's inevitable. That's it. Here, we're probably going to probably want to take something back from the trip, right? Yeah, but it seems like a waste, man. I mean, like there's not that many resources on earth that aren't out in the cosmos like why bother coming to earth from?

Well, really, what are is that coming? Sure, what is everywhere, man? It's usually frozen, but all I got to do is go down and grab it. There's a fucking storm going on Jupiter for two thousand years now. Yeah, stormy weather. They don't want to travel on that. Come down here where it's nice and clear. It's like the whole fucking ocean dry. Oil, yeah, man. You have a steel all our fossil fuels. Why their machines run on fossil fuels? I don't know. They've did topping off off and then they're making their way to earth. They're still using lead gas.

They're still using lead gas. We could fucking create vehicles that don't run on fossil fuels. We just don't. So why would aliens still need it? Look in the mirror, you're going to see the biggest resource that they want. Brian Quinn.

Yeah. Well, they're going to take you back to their planet to fucking place some impractical jokes. Now I believe this queue gets probed. Viral and bacterial immunity. Yeah, I'm sure they're going to have immunities with a lot of stuff. Our germs have evolved to survive on our unique DNA, even viruses and bacterial infections that infect one species will rarely spread to another.

Any alien life form that invaded Earth would likely be immune to earthly diseases. How war the world? That's not how it was. Right. They said don't expect war science fiction story. I see. That was in a documentary. But you know that like that probably. But they're probably going to have spacesuits on. No. You think they'll be in spacesuits? Yeah, I mean, I know that like it's it's not even more boring than a mold sport. It was just like a guy in a spacesuit. I mean, it's sexy to think that they're naked grays running around, but I don't think they really are. I think that they're sexers one word. I think I've got pants on. I have to cover it. Probably like we like just like a human being would have to have protection

against the germs or the microbes that are out on an alien world. We wouldn't know if we could survive, you know, those things they probably would be dealing with the same things until they take that test of all the things that are out there as well until they get in your ass and figure out what's right. Right. Once they're like, all right. Now, for the grand finale, the ass. Yeah, that's why they got to get that's why all the different aliens have got to figure out everything that's on the surface that can hurt them.

You've got to go deep. Deep in your mouth. They're like you smell like ass. Let's get off this planet. You've got to go deep. You've been wrong. They're like you smell like ass. Let's get off this planet. Good news, they won't eat humans. All right. Who's, how do we know that though?

Hey, this is science, bro. The journey from any potentially life supporting planet is incredibly long and for any species to attempt it They would have to have a sustainable food production method already in place Yeah, but I don't have to eat Doritos, but everyone's in a while like to just pop bag down. Right Very true. So maybe like a humans is the snack Well, like it like we don't eat you, but you're here again. You like delicious. If there are anything like us, though, they will try it because that's what we do.

It's like, as soon as we see a new species of animal, we want to try to eat it. A lot of people are like that. It's pretty gross, right? Right. So, and so that would be very much against human nature. The aliens wouldn't wouldn't be tempted to find out what it tastes like Hmm Good point, but they say the digestive setup of a creature that evolved in a different sector of the universe is not likely to be compatible with the kinds of proteins found on this planet

That makes sense and alien race would already be adept at harnessing energy by that point We don't and you don't know they don't know if we would be poisoned. Unless they put us here. Yeah, we want that goddamn iPhone back. You know, is there a farm? There's a theory out there I was going to bring it tonight that aliens nuked the earth and on purpose to kill the dinosaurs so that we we would have a shot at a The human race with with with thrive and so and you know

Become what we have become we wouldn't have been able to do it if we lived side-by-side with dinosaurs right, but but The time between dinosaurs and man what were they doing then? who? the aliens They just set everything into motion. They dropped the new evolution into motion. Yeah. And once they, and once that, you know, it wasn't just a nuke that killed them, it was the denocon, the knock on effect of the

nuke, you know, they got radiation poisoning in there. No, no. I mean, it was like a nuke like you wouldn't believe and like it had to all the dinosaurs had to die out because you know it blocked out the sun It So over a course of years. Yeah, it was like wasn't a nuke that could kill every dinosaur as I once because that's that's insane You would it would be it would be it would be just crazy No, it would be an implemented plan that would it would take a while to kill the dinosaurs and then a while for the earth to Reverb back to it would be habitable for humans. Right.

That's a theory, though. And obviously. Okay, in personal killers, aliens like any advanced species will make use of technology to their advantage. They'll probably eradicate the life forms on a planet. They're considering for their own uses before landing. So they're saying they're gonna fucking wipe us out and then they'll come down. I mean cool That would be better than being enslaved by a FNAI guess

Especially if we don't know what's coming here if like we just get hit and we're dead and we never knew it was coming That's alright. Yeah, cuz that's gotta be the worst like dying of old age where you're just laying around and we're dead and we never even knew it was coming. That's all right. Yeah. Cause that's got to be the worst. Like dying of old age where you're just laying around and like you know, you're starting to like really fucking line down. Yeah. I think it's unrealistic. So I think that there's, there's any one weapon out there that can kill everybody at the same time, you know, like they like, they drop one weapon and everything's in one,

there's no more resistance. Well, it depends if it's like a highly evolved biological weapon that just spreads all over. It would still take time, but yeah, that could work. Yeah, it's still not going to get to the like a remote like some remote tribe somewhere, right? Yeah. But will they'll be able to offer us no help though? They couldn't do shit Right, yeah, we're like hey man. We need your help Like we're still eating people at shit. We're cannibals. Yeah, we're gonna have plumbing. You think we're gonna be a fucking defeat an alien

Armada. Yeah, but we can see those train tracks. Oh, there. That's our toilet. So I don't know what to tell you I guess the alien trying to get us all Like that was talking it yeah, I was talking like something like they was like something like like like the like those new Like people that they don't even like they don't even let any like expeditions come near them I'm not I wasn't talking about people who have TVs and shit. They're watching it on TV. Without TVs. Did you hear this?

This is going to interrupt our overkill a little bit. But there is an India movie. it's called Toilet. Yeah, I heard about that. What is it now? It's like a PSI kind of thing. It's a theoretical comedy and supportive Indian Prime Minister, Blubbleblas, governmental campaign to improve the sanitation conditions with an emphasis on the eradication of open defecation.

It was financially said, there's a movie about a good- Oh, did by the government. I don't think so. I know. It says it's a parody in support of this person's policy. Also, they're not on the, so the people making this film are not on the side of- I think they're on the side of toilets okay um they the fucking movement the film starts and open intended the film starts in a village

where a group of women went to a field far away from their village in the wee hours to defecate in the open behind the cover of bushes some dudes dudes see one of the girls taking a shit, I guess. Falls in love with her. It's like, do you think it, do you think it'd be married today? The first time you see him. Is that so, that it'd be very difficult to get over that. That would be, that would be like, do you believe in 11 first sight?

Well, let me tell you about this. Let me tell you about my friend who married this. Very last time I was shooting on her own. Yes, there he was, about this. Let me tell you about my friend who very well. I don't know. He was on her own. Yes. There he was taking a stroll through the open bush. Yeah. So I guess he's okay. So okay. So he goes on the first morning and the guys house. He goes reluctantly to a field to take a shit, becomes back agitated with it. And then, I guess the whole thing is the guy is trying to be like, hey, just use a toilet.

She doesn't want one in the house. And it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. Oh my God. Can you imagine, like, with all the shit that goes on in a new relationship, right? Throw into the mix. You're like, just use the toilet. Like you don't got a fucking run out to the Oh, you're trying to change the field. Yeah, I guess you're gonna shame me mother fucker. You're gonna toilet shame me Yeah, you knew what I was when you met me. I was taking a shit when you first met me and taking a shit in the field

I was mid shit when you met me and other fucker. And now everything has to change. Aliens are not going to look like giant insects. In reality, the body structure of an insect only functioned on a small scale. They don't have oxygenated, she needed blood, blah, blah, so they're not going to look like roaches and shit. I'm not going to look like them. Nope. Nope.

They're super intelligent. Everybody knows that, right? Yeah, it's a fact. It's more likely they will be calculating controlled beings making precise decisions more like playing chess. Well, if we were to land on another planet with alien life forms, would we be considered super intelligent? I'd say just by the fact that you got there,

we just couldn't go to the rest of the galaxy would have to like have to recognize and Being yeah, like they want their props. Yeah, but there's very few fucking Jeff Bezos and Teslas and the fuck Because just because he the four guys that jumped out of that ship That's not a true representation of I mean we have fuck we just talking about it We got fuck people shit non-train tracks Is that really until you throw them in a fucking space ship and some of my body. Yeah, you just can't like show your fucking Bill Gates off and your warm buffets, you got to show off your, yeah, honey boo boo, so it's gonna go juice. but most people are dopes right like the majority of other human rights are pretty dopey I hate to I hate to think that way that

that sounds so like because it sounds so very um sounds very like elitist why I'm not saying I'm not a dope you're not a dope though you know you're you know you're not a dope and uh You know you're you know you're not a dope and I just watched fucking like Luke Cage Good, instead of curing cancer. You know what I mean like it was a choice between the two Between like I'm watching iron fist now like doesn't it fucking like all right, you might be a dope Like aren't I no because you know you know you're doing don't. Like, aren't I? No, because you know you know you wouldn't have cured it.

You wouldn't have cured cancer if you didn't watch those shows. So you can't use that as a as your measuring stick. Well, I got zero shot of doing it if I'm fucking watching those shows. I mean, you could go to school from now until you're till you're the last day on a planet. You I mean, I don't mean to say it in a rude way, but you know, you're not going to be able to solve cancer because I'm a dope. No, you're not a dope. For decades people have been trying to if they can't do it. Yeah, but I'm not contributing to the cause at all.

You're contributing in other ways though that I can't do it. Giving them something to test. I did my part. I believe like there's people, I can't stand people that come into the store that you know, the way they say it, like they look down on everybody because they think they're smarter than everybody. I don't want to ever be that person because I know that I'm not smarter than... Again, get them. I'm bringing loathe to take that, I mean there is definitely people that you come across every

day who I think there's just as many people who are smarter than me and who are not as smart as me. You know who that guy is? On our crew is Ronnie Porto. Very smart guy. That dude is really intelligent. You'd never know, he doesn't talk that much, but when he does, you're like, you can just tell. Like, this is very intelligent, dude. Doesn't board it over anyone. Well, he's just one of those guys.

He's like, he's fucking smarter. Yeah, he's a fucking really smart, dude. More evolved. If you don't be, if anything, for watching PowerFist or whatever the fact that instead of What hot American summer? It's is it not fucking amazing. I'm great. Then doing Reagan and George Bush and and how fucking big they take it I mean when he's gonna get him to take a shit

It's take the shit George shit It's really amazing the direction they took that yeah, it was great Any more over there. There's two more speech and writing They would or would not be doing it. I don't know fascinated by alien writings have you ever looked it up? No, I have not looks like this It's fascinating. Okay, alien have not. It looks like this. It's fascinating. Okay. Alien alphabet is always something that like just intrigued me and gave me the Hebe Geebies because there's that's the true sense of alien like that says alien as a guess. Yeah. Alien language. You not have any ads this week? We do. I'm

just gonna jump off the end because we're so far in now to start them. Got it. Usually you find some ham fisted. I have a wait for it. I'm talking about aliens and shit. What's the last one? The type of speech I haven't even said speech yet. Let's see. Aliens would need the ability to communicate, blah, blah, blah, the type of speech employed by interstellar travelers and how it might be recorded is somewhat of a mystery depending on their environment. Sound waves may not be the most effective approach. Sheldon Pathy. Are you talking?

We're telepathy. I've tried it. Perhaps they will use vibrations. So don't lie meld with that motherfucker. I know. Illusars. No, you should. Then you can find out where he buries his money. He says he buries his money. There was a time when I thought that motherfucker. I know. It'll lose his money. No, you should. Then you can find out where he buries his money.

He says he buries his money. There was a time when I thought I could... How much money do you think he's... I don't know. Like, I think like, if we found out we'd be shocked at the amount. I don't think so. No. No.

Because before he got the job here, I think he was living like, you know, not living large. Right. Like he was about to jump in one of the holes he just put on his fucking money. I remember one, though, I guess this is what he was eating. Remember he wrote it down and I guessed it. That's when we were, we were in tune. You know, obviously, you know, if you listen last week, you realize we've just been, we haven't been in tune as well.

I just think a little bit. Yeah, just a little bit. We're working, we're working towards getting back to that point. We're not there in tune as well. I just think a little bit. Yeah, just a little bit. We're working towards getting back to that point. We're not there yet, but. How did it go? Like, how has he been improving? He has been. And you know, he's done things that are in his way,

his own way, are almost you would be like that sweet. Really? Yeah. He's done things that are subtle. Like his job? He tried to kill himself. Aww. For me.

Take that new soft kid on it. You know the bowl is for a given. Like there's a huge fucking flood in the basement. I guess stupid fuck You know he's done things that like like where you're like and when I realized why he did them. I was just like oh That's your way of like I'm showing me It was just nice. Okay, and in his own way. He's We're like I said we're not we're like well there was a time when I'm when I thought I could read his mind.

And we got away from that. I want to get back there again. I wish everything you guys did was filmed. So like, at the glass we got to make a short montage of you guys reading each other's minds throwing the fidget spinners back and forth. So sort of melancholy tuned behind it. I'm pretty awesome. been for. So sort of melancholy tune behind it. But, um, but you know, it's, uh, going on vacation next week. I, I, I think, I think someone would say a much need to vacate. I'm sure I

get them would say a much need to vacation. Um, was I the last time you went on vacation? Not that long ago. So, you know, but, um, I'm happy to be going and I'm sure I want to see when I get back though if like there was that feeling of like I miss getting them. You know, and maybe there will be doubtful, but I don't think it'll be I don't I know for fact, gang of mis me. I'm sure he's just like, oh, motherfucker leave. Yeah, man, it's gonna be like the fucking cats away. You think he'll keep up a, will Mike be the overlord that you are or he just won't want to be bothered with getting him?

I think, I think him and Mike get along. So I don't know if Mike's going to be an overlord, but it's, I think they'll just enjoy. I think both of them will enjoy themselves with me not there. Yeah. I don't think there's nothing wrong with that. I think that's natural. I think that's the American way. When the boss isn't there, the boss is like, I think in China a little bit. Yeah. I think everybody needs that little break. You know, they need it just as much as as I mean just as much as I needed I guess All right, well, I know the last thing about aliens. Yeah super strength. They will not be super strong

Once we're reaching the level of technological, but you can kick an aliens S once reaching the level of technological proficiency required to be space explores the need for brute strength should be several thousand years removed from its usefulness These creatures will be lean and efficiently design beings using minimal energy So no fucking shorts and egg are Style aliens. That's good enough because at this point And I was kind of go over in pop culture. What how many aliens? You know could take? You could definitely fuck up ET. I was gonna say ET, I'll just fucking beat the shit at a fucking creature. Right, as a lesson to all the other aliens.

I don't have that neck fucking snapped, but... But I can't think of any other one. I don't know, can you think of any of the other aliens you could take other than ET? I don't know. Could you think of any of the aliens you could take other than E-take? Let's say let me let me look some up Oh half the things in like job is palace that you'll probably take really? Yeah the band the fucking shitty band Yeah, you could definitely yeah, you could well not the Camarri and guards. I'm not you know, I mean not the rain court But like you know some of the

Like like a match tree, but you could fuck in. Maxrieval roundhouse. All right. I didn't realize you were taking it into like other universes. I just, I just meant aliens that have come to earth and movies. That's where I was going. You know, like, all right. Who else came to earth with other aliens? Remember that what was that one with the day the earth stood still? That guy the fucking robot dude Well, it's a robot's not really alien. No. Yeah, I guess you're right

At least it more. I was like I mean think I could take more Spaced then the more the grays in that they were in Hawaiian shirts and talking like Jack Nicholson is shit What about Alf you could fuck up elf. Yeah, you could take off Yeah, I think I could too pretty much yeah pretty much. I mean any any aliens that have come to Earth that I can remember off and you could definitely take. This fucking bitch is at the end of Crystal Skull. They will like Graze, right? Yeah, that might be. And close encounters the Graze. Like they seem pretty passive, right? They were like, yeah, they were like hippies. Yeah you just smack the fuck up a truly oil right off them. Just stare at you, stare at you,

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