Tell Em Steve-Dave - #349: Down Mexico Way

Episode Date: September 10, 2017

Walt issues a challenge to Ken Jennings, Bry argues for preserving a little slice of Americana. Music: Waco - Coolangatta

Stop trying to act like you care if you care if you do. I'm fucking asshole. I want to finish this. I don't want to be in here no more. I don't want to, I'm done. If you had to put it, like who has a gun to sage his head. Tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. We're back.

If you feel recharged, Walt, the TV season is over. We can get back in the settle and we'll tell him Steve Dave on the rig. I do. I do feel like refreshed. Yeah. Ready to tackle the last quarter of the of the year So yeah, let's go. Let's do it. Let's do it. It's tackle that shit

It's good. Schedules cleared for what now right now. I go back to work on Monday, so yeah Yeah, you've had some time off. Yeah, I mean that's a fucking hell of a term, but I haven't been shooting. That's for sure. You have not been shooting now. Do another shit. No, back to work. From my last contractually obligated season of a Prattville, Joker's and then your what? it like a free agent free agents.

We could we could stop we can go we could do whatever we want. But do you guys decide everything as a team you go together beforehand you're like here's where we're all free agents. So yeah, you could field offers from like network ABC. Oh yeah, NBC. Yeah, I don't want to, but I could. It's a big portion of me and they won't force me. I don't want to go anywhere. You are like... If I'm on TV, I'm on true TV, won't. You're like like an athlete in the prime of

his life. Being a free agent, everybody comes to your door. When the free agency starts, they come knocking and they back up the brink's truck, baby. And they say, sign on the dotted line. You could sign like a 15 year contract. Oh God. Yeah, 50 years. I was thinking like maybe two more years.

What's the number? What's the number of their like, look, we heard you're a free agent. Who's that? They come courting, you know, Hollywood. Hollywood comes courting. Hollywood comes courting. They got a number. They're like, Bravo. Bravo. And what do they want me to do? We can't do a Brackle. Oh, they own the show. Oh, okay. We can do a version. We can do a hidden camera show. We have ideas already for variations of it if we'd come to that. Oh, we're going to be different enough to do it. Yeah, we got plant bees and seas. We don't

want to, we don't want to do them, but we, we have them. And what, at what point does the free agency begin? Yeah, in hockey, it's July 1st, when is it? We owe 26 episodes of, so, in hockey, it's July 1st, when is it? When is it? We owe 26 episodes. So, uh, is it like, when you're done? I would say all guess next year. Oh, okay, she's still got another year. Oh, I shoot a whole season.

Yeah, all right. All right. So you got a while. So you don't get injured. That's once that first thing. Right. That's what O3 agencies, when they're going in a free agency, that's what athletes are terrified of getting a catastrophic injury. And not being able to sign with like some big, you know, some big

paycheck. I wish. I, you know, I hope I don't get injured, Walter, I'm keep myself healthy. You should have kept, you know, and you should have kept that, uh, the encephalitis. Is that what that was? Yeah, yeah. Might have wanted to keep that on the, on the downside though. So now they might use that in negotiations against you if that flares up

Out Like a medical clause they can put in there though Yeah, they're like what if halfway through the season he goes half retarded Can't use them anymore The suits are you know then his agents like you know what he might be funnier Before we were just laughing Directly Never know

Things can get real silly Yeah, we've never had that that conversation like we've never come up with a plan B for comic book meant Yeah, there's no plan B C or D through Z Yeah, my plan B is counter-fitting foodstance Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Sounds good to me. I thought like, I don't know, man, maybe it's just me, but you would think like after, after, you know, you guys just finished season seven. We're starting season seven. You would think after seven seasons of a television show, you'd be able to ride off into the sunset and like, I've made enough money.

I've been on, I've detained the world for seven years. If you have a few bucks for gas, I can ride home to the sun soon. Yeah. But it's not, it's just not the case, huh? I might, I may be able, I can't even afford, what's that call when you call those car services? What's that called?

Uber, Uber, Uber. That's the same set. I can't even afford that. Yeah. I don't know what it is. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, but I mean, it's different.

It's basic cable and it's a show that like, you know, that 99% of the audience that watches a show before us, you know, turns off. Yeah, it's also basically like the Snapchat of TV shows. Where like, you won't see it the first time it disappears. It's never been seen again. It's more elusive than Bigfoot. It's on Netflix. No, it's gone. It's gone for a while.

Oh shit. No one can figure out why it's not on any streaming service. I figure it out. I think they said that AMC is trying to develop their own streaming because all these networks are helping out their own streaming. So I think they're keeping it in house. But I don't know what's the walking dead stream on other services. It does, right? It does, but probably because they get way more might be people would be like,

right? There's the fact that no, like the whatever money, whatever value they've put on comic book men as like, well, you want a stream comic quest this much. People are just like see, yeah, right. Yeah stream, Combo-Cman it costs this much. People are just like, see, yeah. Right. Yeah. If he can ride an elephant, it's a fun stuff all like that.

Ha ha ha. We the big rap party last night, Q. Oh, how'd it go? Oh, fantastic. Yeah. Was there? Who? Get him.

Why? He's part of the, he's part of the, I'm only kidding, I'm only kidding. He's a, he's a, is a cog, a vital one. I don't know. He's part of the he's part of the I'm like kidding. I'm only kidding. He's a he's a is a cog Vital one mm-hmm. You pull that cog out. You'll pull. Yeah, you pull the game's hog And there's no one to make noise when we're trying to shoot Like you trying those those plastic bags onto the books and shit shrink right head

There's no one I can do that when we're filming. And he could do it. He could do it like seven hours out of the day. He could do it, but he chooses to do it. He's like, cameras up. Yeah. Me. Me.

Like, get him. Attention at any cost. It is crazy to like how, even at the end of seven seasons, like, there's always supposed to be someone guarding the door while we're shooting so no one walks in and makes noise. It's like very last day. Like the field producer like walks in when we're shooting. It's just so weird and like, it's a very,

it's beyond casual. Yeah, and I like that. You wouldn't want it. I don't think you could handle a fucking high stress. Well, it would be stressful for me. It'd be stressful for everyone else. I don't know. Would you want to be everybody on pins and needles? That's not way to that's no way to connect business. Well, no, like second season, that was the most stressful season. And like nobody was having fun. Like you don't want to go you don't want to see people going Christian bail on everybody to you.

I do. Is it you? Like a mingle and Christian bail on, you know, on, on people like yelling at one of the camera guys. Yeah, that, that, that, that was screaming in JBC. That would not be cool. Not cool at all. I would, I would be horrified.

Like, wouldn't you feel the need to sort of step in and be like, dude, what the fuck? I mean, it's tough. Or would you let, because JB can't really protect himself. Why? In what way? Like, he just has to take it, basically, because if he starts yelling back, he does. Like if Micra Ming make a big enough stink. And then what?

Let's say it's Ming. Okay. Let's say it's Mike. Wait, it's Ming? It's Ming. Okay, so it's Ming. And he's like, Gama, I like Mike. Wait, it's me. It's me. Okay, so it's me and he's like, yeah, my eye line don't piece of Like let's say he's He's yelling at JB right for doing something that through I think I think I think it's so casual here that like People think he was fucking around. Yeah, I don't think it's possible. Is that not a medic? Yeah, I don't think he could be steaming

and people would be like, ah, ah other set out there that is like this. That is basically a summer camp where people come, they live by the ocean, they make a TV show in the most relaxed atmosphere known to man like TV. That's cool. Yeah. They like it. That's good man. It's what you want. So we wrapped it up. Big pool party Walt Flan again, everyone was waiting from the show up, but no show. I thought you were going to say it was at his house. I was like, whoa, Walt's house. Yeah. Yeah, and you know, I'm not the party in me. Just it's like, that's my kryptonite party.

Parties. Yeah, I can't go near my kryptonite. That's true. You got a lot of kryptonite. I'm so awful at stuff. Well, super ahead of a lot of kryptonite. I'm a red gold. Yeah. He had fucking a shitload of kryptonite. I wasn't where you were superman. No, I've been educated. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

Alright. What else happens when we roast it, O'Halloran? Yeah. I know All right What else happens would we roast it o' halorin? Yeah, you didn't go there either you don't like roast no I have there are roast I I swore off roast that was really uncomfortable for me really awkward really like it was Who I was I was terrified it was you know, people were going to be hurt forever. Like long lasting, like traumatic wounds that would never heal. That didn't happen? It didn't happen, but it was getting close.

It was getting close to the edge there, where like there was things that were going to be, that were being said that were, who do you think could not be taken back? Who's your top choice for like, if you're going to put someone on suicide watch after that? Who would you have? Well, I don't know. I think suicide watches a bit much. I don't know if there's anybody in that room

that would be brought to the edge of taking their own life after that. But I mean just being resentful afterwards and never really thinking about that person the same way again. That's what I like. I'm not interested in that sort of stuff. Yeah. I don't like that. You're afraid you'd say the wrong thing, but you don't seem to care if like anyone likes

you at all. I don't think you would want to roast people just to think. I figured out cute. I know why I don't watch all the current TV. Why is that? I figured out cute. I know why I don't watch all the current TV. Why is that? I figured it out is because I subconsciously I don't watch anything that anybody's into because if I watch it and say I watch it I'll have to talk about it with people. Okay, except you don't have to tell them. You don't have to

My poke hole in your theory I Might poke a hole in your theory I think because I hear how good it is, but I'm like you know what if I watch it I can't lie to my friends. Oh, I don't want to lie to people. I'm not a liar though your crew friends No, even you guys and then we then we would be talking about it all the time Not necessarily. I mean who's the but you you talk about a shucky you like to talk about sports and shit Not with you guys, oh Yeah, like we're like oh, what will you talk about sports with us? We don't want to talk about with you either just so you know

But no, I'm saying you like to talk about that stuff But like a TV show for whatever reason unless it's fucking foreign the more you're talking to get them about Colombo You don't want to talk about TV. It's too bad, Bojack just started. Have you seen any of it? I watched the first two. I watched the first three. What was your feeling? Great, so far great, man.

You don't think a little slow out of the gate? No, because it's just, he's just never going to be happy. No. So I'm watching that. I'm fine with it. You loved the second episode, where you found out where he was. Oh, yeah. I was like, this is great. He bowed Jack Horseman is a cartoon. Yeah, yeah, they're the pops here. Yeah.

Um, is he wearing a horse's head? No, they live in a world with animals are kind of like yeah, okay. I'm not invested in Which is buddy's name? Todd the whole asexual thing. It's like I'm like I don't they're hitting it hard Yeah, it's like I don't really care like I don't know what does it matter what does it matter? Yeah But who knows I mean they have my complete faith that it'll go somewhere. Oh, I wish I watched it Yeah, because then you could talk about it right yeah, you don't know what you're missing until we tell you Regardless of you want to hear it or not. Oh, yeah, so the Brian O'Halloran roast which I got to be honest like I thought you gave me good reviews

It was pretty good. Yeah, it was pretty good But I thought like the way Ming was talking about it. There were only like 20 tickets sold So when I went there I thought you know, there would be hardly anyone in the room I didn't write that much. I wrote like one line for each person and like a little bit more for a hailerin But there were like a hundred and fifty people in that room when I got there. Ah, it's a good crowd Yeah, but there were so many people on the day as that like the shorter, it's worked I think. Wait, there were 150 people on the day.

No, that was amazing. No, they're probably like I think 12 or 10 or something like that. But I won't lie, hell or I went off forever. At the end it was fucking crazy. I, because he, you know, he's drinking the whole time. Right. So by the end, and it was like fucking one in the morning. By the, did anybody get brutal?

Did anybody get like, like, as vicious? No, I don't think so. And, I mean, there were a couple things, who, who was more vicious? Cues or, of Hallarans? Oh, Cues cues by far. It would be harder to get much more. Yeah, it was that one.

Cuses way more vicious. But it was all right. It was fun to do. I wasn't exactly sober at the time. I figured I'd try, you know, right. I have to learn to talk into a mic though. After all this time I'll still like turn my head and then the people can't hear me.

Yeah, I've got to practice it. You've got to be professional, brother. I was a professional. Yeah. We can't do that if you're all hopped up. I was hopped up and hopped on goofballs and shit. Yeah. It's not way to be professional when you're hopped up.

Well, it was still a lot of funnier than the other fucking douchebags sitting next to me. How did you guys see it? Did I go see it? No. I really want to see it. Yeah, me too. Did you see the gunslinger? I did.

Dark Tower. Yeah, I was not. I'm sorry, but everybody saw it. But now I don't want it at the day. That's disappointing. It was like, I knew you loved it. It's like somebody read Like synopsis of the books and then wrote fan fiction about it. It was nothing

Nothing redeeming the actors. Well, I was like well math and mechanical math and mechanical was fine He was good. I liked him the guy who played Roland Idris Al like. I ever it was like praising his performance, but I was like, he's so stoic. Like he never, there was nothing. And I like him. And I was like, and he was just like, there was no emotion at any point in it, which I guess is what the character is like. But. Now, the trailer, it correct me if it, not that if I'm wrong, I'm pretty much I'm going

to think I'm right, but did it follow the book because it was the book about a kid who brought, went into another dimension and brought back a killer into his world? No, no, that's what I'm saying. So there's elements of that that happens at various points in the, the whole story was told from the kid's point of view, which is not at various points in the the whole story was told from the kids point of view which is not how it is in the books. It's the gunslinger and his thing and uh... it was at a mistake then to uh... uh... it goes to the kids point of view. Yeah, because you're like

we have to be a plenty kid. We the kid was fine. It's a kid say the day at the end of the day. Oh, I mean there's a little bit of that. Oh, you're kidding me. Yeah, there's a little bit of that. I at this still in 2017, we still Hollywood still thinks we haven't fucking seen that enough. Well, like spoiler. The end of the book, like the guns are going to let me clear. I can't believe that like we should boycott Hollywood until they stop putting kids in places where they save the day. Because I want to go through history. I want to find one point in history where a kid actually saved the day.

Joan of Arc. Was she a kid? Like 17, right? I'm talking about like, like, like, under, like, lost world where that kid does flip to the other hits the, the velociraptor. Or the first one where it gets like 9 million volt of electricity in him flies off the fence. And where it gets like nine million volt of electricity and emplies

Offense and then it's like right now Right like I can hack this Right now the only kid I could think of is the little Dutch boy who put his finger in the fucking damn Who saved the day that's it right and that's subject to historical accuracy Cooper's more of a hero than any of these That kid just had fat fingers. Yeah, they're like where's the where's the fatest finger? Do you know the fucker in this fucking village? Some I bet you some adult grabbed that fucking fatist kid

You could find stuck his finger in there and then the kid took all the credit. Yeah, and probably lost a finger while you You got it You got to give him the little credit Yeah, maybe they changed it. The kid dies at the end of the first book. Is it going to be supposed to be a series of books? Oh, yeah, I see a series of movies from the first book. You have the end of it is like, all right.

So the way the first book ends is the kid dies and Roland catches up with the man in black and then like just depressing shit happens and he wakes up 40 years later on a beach. Like that's the end of the book Which admittedly is hard to put into like the end of movie that way, but this movie ends with The kid and the gunslinger like walking down the New York street eating a hot dog like being like what are we gonna do? Save save the next day and like they're like strutting when they walk and the gunslinger It's so like it's so I was like, it sounds like an 80s move. Dude, it's perfect description. Just like goofing around as they walk off to like into another world

and I'm like, the last action hero, fucking more realistic than that. Yeah, it was not a good, I don't think you're gonna see a gunslinger. So you don't think they'll make the, it's not going to be the franchise. I had to call it, I would say it is not going to be the franchise, I don't think they'll make the, it's not going to be the franchise. I thought it was going to. I had the call that I would say it is not going to be the franchise. I hope. And how long do you think it'll be before Hollywood will read, will take another shot at it. Then. Hmm. Well, in this day and age, I mean, that could be within the next 10 years, maybe.

But it just made a ton of money. It did make a ton of money. Ton of money. So they're high on Stephen King. Oh, you mean it just me. Oh, okay, that you said. to 10 years I think you need 10 years to take the bad taste of everyone's mouth. My God even if you fix it people have such preconceived notions that they're like fuck this. Yeah but if it

came out and people like holy shit like this is awesome they fixed it. I think that they could get the audience back. They won't. I don't. Yes. Tough. I mean, not in this day and age where like everything is so so like dependent upon public opinion though. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna speak your language here for a second. Football. You know what football do you know? Is one of our old sponsors back? Cause football's back football's back Which means the whole thing is back? The weight is nearly over

Yeah, I watched if I watched the opening Thursday night game. Yeah It's fun football was back. I had I had Cooper on my hip. Mm-hmm There's a little nippy in the air. I was like fucking yes football season I tried to forgot you like to have your dog and your shawl and your cheesy watching football. You guys are out roasting, no halor, and I was, how was your piece of shit? I was roasting what a little fire started a little fire. It was about 150 degrees in the room

because it wasn't really fire weather yet. Still 76 degrees. There's all kinds of fucking birds suffocating in the pipes. Now get him got all the birds out. Fantasy football for everyday fans. Fantasy fucking cleaned out. He explained all the white birds. You know get him came out. Oh I do remember this man. He did a full bird sweep of the house.

Every and like every fall we bring him in to like climb up the fucking pipe He can't get far up the pipe. He's got to lose a little bit at that He's like that Dutch boy finger fall over Just in the fucking in the dyker Yeah, the girls are like when is he gonna stop crying? I can't sleep get him out of the pipe dad They have a footballs back. Yeah, that means if footballs back fantasy footballs back. Yeah, nice the worst part of fucking football. Yeah, it's back. Thanks, Fandall Who won who cares all that matters is if your player performed well did my fantasy come true Guys this is not

What's Fandall is asking us to do? I don't care. Do you want you to want to six bucks this week? Handle is asking us to do now care. Do you want you 26 bucks this week? Yeah, we need it man. We're not free agents There's something for everyone lots of Contest not if you don't like fucking football. There's nothing for you. There's nothing for you If you're not interested in football, there's nothing fan do offer you. Can we take shit for reading it something that is clearly not true Not if you call it out every two seconds Starting at just a dollar just pick a contest choose your team and watch your score real time like if you were to ask me today

Yeah, name one player in the NFL. Oh you could if your life depended on it If you're life to if sage is life dependent on it. Oh, you have 30 seconds You lie manning boom That was a gun like a walf. What did I say? That was a gun going off the phone. I didn't want to do it. I'm sure glad you knew me. I lied man. They just blew sage's brains out in front of you because I couldn't name an NFL player.

Whoever this fucking evil speed like villain is. I'm just like, oh my god, he killed a child. A special needs child too. Because my knowledge of the NFL is lacking. Fando will put him up to it. That's how that fucking evil terrorist. Yeah, but here's a contest for you. It's like the hostile of football.

Football porn. Once a week we'll blow the brains out of a special needs child until this fucking fat gay asshole can name an NFL player. Oh, we can name a fucking Netflix characters. Oh yeah. All day. Coming with Netflix shit. Um, week one studs. What does that mean? Studs. Yeah, studs, you know, like, can't miss players. Really? Yeah, can't miss picks, you know, like, so if it's like, hey, out like, I want to pick Eli Manning and he's like, well, I don't know if he's a stud. Who's like a top? Who's like a stud? Who's a football stud? Who's a stud this year? I mean, well, if you had picked Alex Smith in Thursday night's game, you would have had a stud. Oh, yeah. He was fucking off the charts. They put him out to stud and he did the job well. No, nothing dirty about football. No. There's no sexual

fucking anyone. You can do that here on Com Bookman and you make, you know, constantly say to Mike and Ming are on top of each other. don't do that in football isn't it full of like rapists and herders i mean i don't mean to look at the way it is the reputation of the NFL but i've heard a thing or two i mean i think that's grossly over exaggerated right do you think they have any contests like that like which football players most likely to assault his girlfriend next and you can bet on that. If anybody's gonna have it, it might be fandall. Right, we'll have to see. Let's see, here you go. Well, my guy is Levion Bell.

Levion Bell. Levion Bell. Oh, man, fucking mangling this ad. Pittsburgh running back. Yeah. Against the Cleveland Browns, weak defense. The Cleveland Browns have weak defense, huh? Cleveland Browns had a weak defense for the last 30 years. They can't afford like good defense guys.

Well, I mean, they can't afford any studs. They just had some bad luck over the last couple years, or last couple decades. At points, you stop blaming luck though. You're like, oh man, what crappy luck. It's like it's three decades. It's like, oh man, what crappy luck? Yeah, it's like it's three decades. It's like this is your life. That's just what it is. It's like they draft high all the time But they never seen the draft the right players to put it all together. I don't know what it is

You know, but they've been behind the April but every team comes out of those phases and you know even the laughing stocks become Contenders eventually. So it'll happen. Who's the biggest laughing stock in the NFL right now? Like who are people like? Well, I mean, Cleveland only won one game last year. So I mean, I would think that the... Why are the games that they play?

16. And the only one won, wow, it's pretty bad, huh? Yeah. It has to be so demoralizing. Like I know you're getting paid in shit, but it still has to be like, oh my God. Everyone's talking about our weak defense. Over 2.5 million players have won a cash prize playing fantasy sports on Fandals.

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What's football season, you might as well do this. Let's keep with the theme. The Penn State. Yeah, yeah, Fandall should have some betting on like, you know, Will Sandusky, like, where will he get shit like shit? Shit shit. Yeah, like, yeah, will it be in the shower?

Will it be in the, in the wreck yard? Will it be in the mess hall? Yeah, yeah, I Don't think how they're gonna get shipped don't they probably keep him under like, you know complete isolation He's on like Jared from subway type protection. Yeah Because who wouldn't want to like if you're a hard-ing criminal and you're like I'm not getting out anyway, and you like run across in dusky You're like, I'm not getting out anyway, and you like run across in dusky. I mean, I'm sure it would be tempting. You're like, what do I got to lose? Right. How's this for horse play?

It bolsters evidence that a police report obtained by CNN bolsters evidence that legendary football coach Joe paterno knew years before Sendusky's arrest. There's a long time assistant might be sexually abusing children. before Sendozki's arrest, that his longtime assistant might be sexually abusing children. It was obtained from a source and described here for the first time at LazyZone and account from whistleblower Mike McQuiery, who reported his paternal incident, blah, blah, blah. We know all the other stuff. The police report cast fresh doubt on the mountain of denials by paterno, his family, and his loyalist. They took that statue down, right? Didn't they?

Wasn't that... Yeah, that was early on. It was like the first statue to go down. It started at all. It contradicts his testimony. It's amazing that like this is still going on with one dude dead and another guy in jail ostensibly for life that they're still getting reports and it's actually like a close new. I guess. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want anybody getting away with this? Well, so far, they're just like, well, it's still a paterno, but he just knew sooner than we thought. Yeah. Oh, listen to this. Well, paterno told the young assistant that his wife, Sue paterno,

once had told the head coach that Sandusky's wife, Dady Sandusky, told her Jerry doesn't like girls. Well, it's not that he doesn't like girls. He doesn't like adults at all. That's more of a... What was his story broken? This is on today's CNN. Oh, today's CNN.

Okay, let's see. What do you have to factor in? What do you think the knock on effect will be an attendance for next weeks Absolutely not one person will be like you know what I've rethought it and I'm not gonna go it'll be however the everybody will be there screaming and fucking Because they don't give a shit because people don't give a shit they don't like It's abstract to them. They're like paternose dead send us keys and jail. This is right so this is

So should the so is the current regime pay the pay the price or should the enthusiasm be sacs apt Be for the for the 2017 team for the sins of the for the 2017 team, for the sins of the... Oh, the fucking 1977 team. 17th, 1977 through. No, no, no, no. 2016. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,ky's hopefully getting shivered in the fucking showers, but these guys and these players and these fans,

it's really like, it's not, you know, has nothing to do with any of that. But it is still, like, how do you, how do you go and not think about it? I'm not thinking about it. I can't put my shit on, I can't be like, Pantita, yo, getting people's faces and shit, I would be like so horrified to say where I graduated from.

I would lie. Yeah. I would just say, you would just make up a different college. No, or a name. You make up a different college. Yeah, I'd be like, I couldn't, I wouldn't want to say. Because you want people to think, you want them to know you went to college.

Yeah, I want everybody to know. I want to be again, everyone's face and say, who am I that I graduated, but I wouldn't be, I couldn't be like how some people are so proud of their alumni Hmm if I was from Penn State, I would be like I Would burn my diploma would you I would turn in my degree? To who yeah, who'd you give it to give it back to a Penn State and be like this is worthless now? What was your degree in? I mean, a lot of college degrees are worthless.

Financing, business finance. You were a finance major. Yeah. And you were there and you were rooting the team on during the Joe Paul years. Yeah. Having no idea the horse play that was going on. This is raccoons.

What's raccoonskin cat? It's a little pen. It's team on it. It's team oncoon skin cat. You're jacking on it. You have a little pen in his team on it. Yeah, that would be something. It says something about a person who hears all this shit and is still like, fuck that. It's not true. Well, is anybody saying that? Well, there are definitely some people guaranteeing.

When they all wrap up, it was like two years ago. A couple years ago. A couple years ago. So like a new student that just started this year, why should he be cost? That's the way it is man. It's like you you've got to respect what happened there and not ever be excited on campus about anything. That's showing proper respect for the past. Yeah, but then you're going to college for four straight years and you don't like you don't like you don't celebrate anything it's like a fucking where where monks go what's that called like the monastery yes no partying everybody's quiet but why because

that's just the proper way to treat what happened in that on that like it's like hot it's like it's like it's like going to fucking a concentration camp with throwing a party a kegger I'm not saying do it that you can't go to well you can't go to osher woods and and act like because they won't let me Try several times That shit should be So solemn and so morose I Don't know they should shut down the football they should shut down the football program Penn State and let the rest of the college go on with their life all Sports all sports all sports. I'm fine with that shut down all sports at Penn State and let everyone all that all that money

You spend on sports into other things. Yeah, yeah, yeah like preventing like sexual abuse of children or something Yeah, like preventing like sexual abuse of children or something. There you go. Do they should they did like they got a program down You know what no they had all these really insane harsh penalties and then a lot of those penalties a Couple years later were rescinded and It was ridiculous. You know they I mean, I don't know who agreed to like you know give them less You know, they felt that like they were too harsh to charge. What was an example of one that they pulled?

I think... Is the record still wiped away? No, I don't think so. I don't know about that. I may be right, that could be... Really? But I know they were able to give out more scholarships than they were able to. They're able to get on TV more.

They gave, they drew back and they didn't, they weren't, they took back some of the penalties that they initially gave. One man dubbed Joe, John Doe 150, alleged that paterno dismissed his report of molestation by Sandowski in 1976 saying, I have a football season to worry about. Did you imagine you're a god? This is maybe one of the most difficult things I've ever had to say in my life to another human being, but you know your assistant coach? There I was in the shower and blah blah blah and he's like, hey do you see me fucking thinking about football over here trying to come up with plays.

Fuck shit crazy. Well you know what you got to get put it maybe also you know maybe I got to play a little devil's advocate here. Let's say let's say let's say seconds ago I put it, we got to look at it through the eyes of a Joe Patrano or like a super, super legendary football coach. Let's say Newt Rockney. They're like, hey, Rock, you're just a coach. He's banging kids.

Well, let's do Rockney, get you gonna say who's saying this to him Just some name that tone to know some Have you heard the news One of your kids is been stripped by the assistant coach What's the dude? Yeah, I would think that the new would be like well, that's not manly. Let's kick his ass like you think so Manly would be if he was molesting young female. Yeah What gay stuff on my campus? Well, I'm trying to think of a football season. Yeah It's so scary if you're gonna prepare for the Gallup and Ghost next week. I can't worry about that

You don't know you know you got to put it through you know like you what about George Hallis the great legendary bears coach they're like coach The assistant coach has a bunch of kids ironically enough or coincidentally bear Cornered in the shower Oh Papa Papa, oh he's a Papa too. Was he Papa bear? Yeah, they called him Papa bear. Yeah I'm all these guys. That's the guy that you would feel like oh my god. Just like steer clear of him I really like like nothing's coming out against Papa Bear. Oh, yeah.

So I mean, Joe Pa. I'll, it's tough one. It's tough one. It's really not that tough with all these reports. I mean, it seems pretty straightforward. Oh, oh, good. Sandesky was a sick guy and they screwed up in the handling of it and blah blah blah

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and Tom and Tim Hill Tom, but they don't I'm sure they don't listen, but Everybody in Florida now, even if you all listen to Tom Steve Dave. Um, I hope that look everybody in Florida, even if you all listen to Tom Steve Dave. I hope that, look, if it happens, I hope it doesn't happen. But if Tom mom were to get swamped trapped in his house and drown the dust, I would not have to go out listening to Tom Steve Dave and you, you're well wishes. That ultimately meant nothing but... Oh, he's do know. ultimately meant nothing but definitely you know I really got my fingers and toes crossed for everybody down and Florida I mean I hear it's gonna be from from the news it sounds

like fucking an atom bomb is coming in so it's really scary I mean it's absolutely nuts the coverage that it's getting and I hope it doesn't live up to it. I mean already has fucking destroyed islands What's it like to for 90% you're like you're the prime minister of Barbuda and you're like 90% of the place is fucking rubble Where do you start? I don't know how politically correct this is But I'm going to I But I'm going to I But I am hoping not that I'm hoping but I am wondering if it's not cool to just say They just built their houses out of straw and

And wax and and fucking and shit because I'm hoping that American bill houses when when they when it comes on land in America That they're not taking those kind I'm just wondering if maybe that's why it looks the way it does right and those islands and maybe like an American built houses It's a much like lazy farm Through together whatever house they could get away with He's in a time for the CS that man. I mean I hear what you're saying Walt No, no, no, no, That the bill. Hurricane Jose. What of our own is turned on us. I'm just saying, maybe the standards and the, the, the regulations are not up to, up to American standards. And

maybe that's why they weren't built with hurricane reinforced standards. And that's why it looks like a snow globe now. But I'm hoping that they've been building shit down here for so long. Did you build your house out of Waxton, mom? Good job. Reinforced, like, had a reason shit with like old Blue Juice Congress.

I think they could have sounded. You should have told me, what happened? Reinforced like he had reason shit with like old blue juice You should tell what happened to his son the bad habits this is gonna be really bad for you to be saying a shit So you really got a like these are dial it that preemptive jokes though like if I were to say this after words Which I will Preemptive though. I mean, yeah, yeah. We're joking around hoping for the best for real. Yeah, obviously. It's a pretty, yeah.

It's gotta be terrifying. Because even like a, well like a little R storm. I don't think anybody realized it was gonna happen like the way it did. So we weren't, like I wasn't scared. I was just like, just kind of inconvenienced because I was in a fucking hotel room with like, everybody in my family and two dogs.

It was just like, come on, let's just go home. We know nothing's gonna happen. But these people are being like, they're told Godzilla's fucking coming. Yeah, well, I mean judging by the damage you've seen so far, it doesn't seem. Oh yeah, I understand why they have to, but it's got to even more terrifying.

Like, I mean, like, dialed up to like fucking 100. They're like, yeah, if you're still there, you will get fucked up. Like, that's what's gonna happen. That's rough. But I drove down to Florida. And I don't, do you ever drive down to Florida? I've done that, yeah.

We've done that several times, yeah. I mean, you. I was asking aloud to my family, and then when I got home, I was like, Why don't you answer me? loud to my family and then when I got home I was like, why don't you answer me? Um, when you get to South Carolina, how is it possible in this day and age that South Rose is? South of the border is still a thing.

How is it that like there's not marches and there's not protests to be like this shit ain't cool Well, right? Who's it not cool to because what do you think one? No, no, no one one guess. I know who you're saying it shouldn't be cool to but maybe Mexican people I'll ask in your McFly long time man He can weigh in do Mexicans give a fuck about South of the border, which is so over the top part of it? Can you explain what it is?

You know, like to the listeners, I mean, I know what we're talking about. Yeah, on the East Coast, when you're going down 95, you, at some point in North Carolina, you start seeing signs for it like 500 miles out. Yeah, and they're the most, cheap billboards. A fence of signs, ever, it's like a hundred like a hundred miles out there and they're the most cheap billboards offensive signs

You ever it's like a little Mexican dude called Pedro and he's got his some prayer over his eyes He's sleeping on one of the billboards one time He can't even bother to look up at you when you're coming but he's it says it's not really now But the but the implications are are off the charts like outdated I don't know how like this has gotten through in 2017 that someone hasn't been like, shut it down. It's not cool. Probably because they're like,

well, there's cartoonish Pedro or like real like actual like white nationalists going after people like in this city, they're probably like, you know what, South of the border, leave him alone with their fireworks and their chachki bullshit and uh... we'll focus on the bigger stuff uh... would you like to see them knock down the giant south of the border side like it were a statue i i just don't know why you can't get like you can keep the decor, but change some of the, change the mascot first off. I mean, the Cleveland Indians mascot's fucking, you know, is less offensive at times.

They did, they never change that other one though, the chiefs, right? No, that's a Cleveland Indians. Who is the one with the redskins? The redskins. The redskins is the one that they still haven't changed, right? They refuse. No, they haven't. And a lot of redskins don't give a shit right but it's again it's white people that care right I think a lot of people care

I think a lot of people are like it's time to it's time as a society we we put this in the past I mean the team is still going to be there what difference does it make if it's if it's not the original name and no other name I don't give a fuck but I South of the borders just nuts Yeah, it shows a lot of like I'm looking at the billboards and it shows a lot of like Pedro With his his donkey His mule like you know, I mean there's really like chili today hot tamale.

That's a staple young kid joke. If you're offended by that, it's not the, it's not the joke. It's the presentation of, of Pedro, I think that's got to go. No Pedro, hashtag, no Pedro, I think. I think we like, hashtag, no, Pedro, you want to get that trending? It seems like, well, here, let me, let me throw a couple of things at you. But what a great memory though, like when you were a kid going down and seeing all the signs, because it was the bumper stickers. Yeah, the bumper stickers, everything. Spacey's over there is shaking her head, yes,

it was a great memory. Right. They're from Staten Island, give me a phone. Like, of course, they look for it to that more than they look for it to Disney. Look at Pedro. So lazy. What's the greatest?

Because it's true. That's the best part. Let me throw some facts at you. Okay. Over the years, the billboards with messages, some considered racist and offensive change should become tamer, but still funny. Shaefer who was a guy who created the place continues to deny his traction was racist. In fact, he was known for hiring African Americans

and even helping them to vote standing up to the KKK. Oh, when was this built? I was like 1950 or something. 1949. I'm not saying, I'm not going nuclear on them like punt Penn State, but I'm saying like God, oh that's good This seems a little more mild That fucking giving little kids PTSD is it is it though? I mean yeah, yeah

Yeah, you are you are lampooning a whole race of people right I mean You are lampooning a whole race of people. Right. You're supposed to be taking lightly. You're going into a certain... It's about as offensive as like when people are like, white people, sure can't dance and it's like... Are you? Really? You really think it's on the par with that?

Is there a difference between that and a Mexican guy wearing a what's it called? Some rare? Not a some rare, the fucking... Shaw? Yeah, it's not a shawl. What's it called again Samara? No, it's a bro, the fucking... Shawl? Yeah, it's not a shawl, what's it called again? The fucking blanket thing? Why can't I think of any of it?

Yeah, but it's the way that he's drawn... Puncho, the puncho, yeah. But like with the mustache... That mustache is... That's like so outdated. That's nuts! That picture you're showing right now. That's got to go. That is the animated equivalent of why people can't dance. No, it's the wayward.

Well, I mean, look, I don't know how to tell you. Because if he, because if that was drawn by a Mexican dude, you wouldn't be like that's racist. Right? It's not like you can draw a racist Mexican and it wouldn't be like that's racist, right? It's not like you can draw a racist Mexican, and it wouldn't be that. You know what I mean? You could purposely draw an offensive image of Mexicans, and it would not be that smiling guy with a sombrero. But that must be the whole thing.

It's just, even while people don't have my stashism, Mexico. Not like that old-fashioned like- How the carton did you know? Like your next to a Mexican restaurant, you've never gone to with somehow your authority. What do you think? Is the cause that TSD could take up?

Hashtag no Pedro? But how do I know that it's that, that it's not beloved in the Mexican community? I don't know. Did you guys stop or no? Yeah, we stopped. Just, just to take it in, just to take it in and beat this and then and to show our Distain worth our budget stop now and there's running around who open it up and

See here I like these like these kind like Pedro no shoot Z bull Who done it? It like it makes whoops. It makes no sense Come on man. It's 2017. It's not like- It is. You can just write South in a border.

You don't need Pedro should be retired. Pedro's beloved. Who are you going to put there instead? Put, you know what? They could chili. Make it like a little chili pepper would have had on. Like a like with eyes and- Yeah, like an animated chili pepper.

Name him Ted. Name him Ted? Yeah, so it's not a loaded name. So it's not a show. Yeah, like an animated jelly pepper name him Ted Name him Ted. Yeah, so it's not a loaded name Yeah, yeah Or or Ultimately we could focus on things that fucking matter at all in the world and not worry about the stupid Okay, we get on the train Because I feel like those girls that were kidnapped in the middle of a government,

like 40 women were like kidnapped. Oh yeah, are they back yet? I think they finally got back, but I couldn't even say, I'm 100% sure. Yeah. I do know several South of the border slope, people's slogans at this point. That's what I'm talking about.

You know, they don't know. I got my own problems and Pedro is not on that list. I have to be honest with you. But you get out in front of this though, you know, the history, you're on the right side of history though. He would look like the world's biggest pussy. If he spearheaded the fucking hashtag no Pedro campaign, people would be like how fucking this is. Because it'd be pandering.

It'd be pandering. Everyone knows I don't give a shit. But anything. Yeah. Aw. What about what about this? What about what? I mean, if I had a list, page would be pretty low on that list.

But like it's gonna happen though. Like at some point, this is gonna not gonna become cool anywhere and people are gonna remember that you had a chance. I'll be the first against the wall. Yeah, a chance to come that you had a chance. I'll be the first against the wall. Yeah, a chance to come out against me. Yeah.

I'll be all right. That's true. Because I've asked you guys to get on board on this and you both are like. You know what? When you put it that way, you're right. So I'm going to come out against Pedro Walt. You're doing it? I'm going to do it.

So in the unlikely event that in our lifetime, someone's like, we need to fucking tear it down, man. like it's a Berlin wall or something. There's just no way. It's such a great piece of Americana. I don't so chinsy and shitty. I agree with you and I don't want I don't want the the core and the buildings to come down but I don't want them cartooning or lamponing anyone to get people to stop there though. I don't think I know and all in all seriousness, I think I think it's crazy at 2017 that someone still thinks that this is the way to go. Like almost 70 years later, they're still using the cartoonish Spanish man to get people to pull over. No one, well, it's Pedro, it's south of the border.

Why, why can't you do it with anything with Mexico, though? Because they're saying it's south of the border, into South Carolina, North Carolina, it's a play on whatever, I don't know, I don't know why he would call it that, but it's, I guess, just south where you can get fireworks legally, so that's... No, you can get fireworks like thousands of 100s of miles

before you get to South of the border. This is not just... Right, I'm not a carolina. Yeah, you can get them in Pennsylvania. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, this is not about selling fireworks. This is about... Well, I'm saying maybe at the top.

I'm lifting a class of people here. Oh, fuck them. Who cares? Oh my God, who cares? Really? Now we gotta worry about roadside fucking attractions. Fucking knocking down the giant. Like, did you go to the top of the thing

like the big sombrero thing? I wouldn't, we didn't spend the dime there. No. We just walked around like a cast and the other people telling them all. Yeah, we walked around looking at the, at the riff raff that would come there on vacation. Missy, that that would be like, how long did you go to Florida for?

Seven, I was gone seven days, but some of those travel time. Okay, so let's say, let's say five days, because it's not going to take nearly as long. So next vacation, next year, you and the family, you go down to south of the border and you just leaflet like hey man join our cause hashtag no Pedro and like you put your money where your mouth is. It's kind of rough down here. I don't know if we get out. I don't know. There's a southern boys or they know they they they cling to their guns and their Pedro fucking billboards and their

jobs. That's mostly because if you look around like south of the border like if you drive They cling to their guns and their Pedro fucking billboards and their jobs Probably because if you look around like south of the border like if you drive around at all it's just Like a like a ghost town of like abandoned gas stations abandoned motels like there's nothing around that except for that area How do you know? Because I've gone down and I've driven around West, I'm in at South of the water? Last time I drove down... How do you know they haven't had a revitalized surrounding area? Okay, well normally when that happens...

You're so judgmental about the down south. What the fuck is this? That just called people good ol' boys and shit. These poor Mexicans, they're being fucking, they're being targeted by the fucking redneck fucking racist scumbags from fucking Virginion down. Oh, let me save some Mexicans. But anyway, it was probably like four years I drove down. You gotta fuck her.

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Next to a hotel or motel that definitely has bed bugs You know what they have there they have a they have a honeymoon suite at the hotel That's south of order if you don't do that ironically like if you if you're gonna do it at all You got to do it ironically because if you don't you Know so I want to hang out with you 49 okay, and nice since 1949 the people who have stayed at the honeymoon suite It's out the border how many you think would would you if you had to put it? You like someone has a gun to Sage's head

you like someone has a gun to sage his head. How many people stayed at the honeymoon suite out of quote unquote irony? Well, if I was driving through town, and I needed to crash the night and I got there and the honeymoon suite was available, I'd probably say you get. Let's say you're less of your driving down pre pre Joker. So okay, yeah, you still get the honeymoon tweet. Yeah Okay, because you know Like 60 bucks. Well, though, I don't hire you though Yeah, I mean you see the room. How many people you think how many it's a giant sombrero bed

Oh Want to fuck that's unreal. There has to be from the 50s 2017 the who would not want to whack some ass on a giant sombrero bed Because I was wrong, but if a Mexican family owned it would be okay And you don't we don't know that they don't well We do that. We do know pretty safe, but they don't yeah, they don't that it was built in the 50s Well, it doesn't mean it's the same owner. That's true. I Think that's probably stayed in the in the family though that that I saw

You know what I want to check prices. I want to see like how much is it to stay in the honeymoon? I can't but like you don't eat in this day and age you don't find it weird that it's not that nobody's come out against this? No, I I'm surprised not I'm reading that people have come out against it. Oh, okay, so I'm not alone. No, I'm not to I'm not the lone. Well, we're not alone. I'm with you. Oh, yeah, okay. I've jumped on board. Well, little late, but I'm going to, well, you know, no one will remember it's like Italy and and World War II. Right. I love that you think you're the only one that was like, well, that's weird. This sounds like a pretty good fucking deal, man.

The honeymoon suites, it's a $99 special wall. You get the wedding ceremony, a bottle of fine champagne, free breakfast from Pedro's diner, and a water bed equipped suite. Whoa. If I ever get married, that's where I'm doing it. Free breakfast from Pedro's diner and a water bed equipped sweet whoa If I ever get married that's where I'm doing it and I'm gonna stay in the honeymoon sweet. They got a reptile lagoon Yeah, I don't know the package is so popular that over it doesn't marriages would take place each weekend over the course of a summer. I guess this is a while ago. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, this is definitely a while ago. Yeah, how many marriages make it after honeymooning at the at the start of the board? You thank you. You don't see any significant increase or decrease from just a regular honeymoon. I think that's nothing to do with it. The honeymoon doesn't factor into the, into the honeymoon. Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Uh, something's happening. The bed's gone. It's just a regular room. You know why I saw that? Yes. You got to applaud that. You can't be upset about that. You're right.

I'm b- I'm b- You know, it sounds sincere though. Uh, it was a cool looking bed. And it would have been fun, right? Yeah, like why is this that bed? It's a sombrero. Right, if it's a top hat bed. It's a symbol of oppression.

A sombrero? I had to, they wear fucking voluntarily. Still to this dead. The white people are sleeping in it. It's mocking a whole culture, dude. But how do you know it's just white people? Because anytime there's something fucked up like that, it's always white people. Yeah, it's mocking a whole culture, dude But how do you know it's just white people? Because anytime there's something fucked up like that, it's always white stupid, yeah of course It's ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Rolling in Look at these stupid hats, ho ho ho Don't you fucking wear these? Yeah, you get dummies So I'm talking about That's what I would be saying to my newly, my newly- The trove, I feel like can you believe these stupid fucking Mexicans wear these hats? Yeah It's unbelievable Can't have that not on my watch wall like burrows wear hats like this

and so today it's distasteful let's just what did your kids have to say I'm my mind. Can we just fucking keep going? No, Alicia. Alicia, who's very woke. Oh, yes. Was with standing with her father, you know, on the right side of history, you know, on the right side of the car away from some dangerous looking Mexicans probably. You never know when they may attack with a mop. Oh, kill. What do we do with this guy? I have to jettison him. I'm out of the jettison this whole show. It's like Penn State over there.

Oh, fuck I do this show for like every week. I'll do it live from south of the computer. But my oldest was, she was maintaining that it's not a big deal. You're so uptight. Stop trying to act like you care if you care if you do. That's the best. If you care. Tell her I don't want you to do that otherwise we don't have a show up.

If you say, like, if you cared, you do more than just try to, you know, just with these, you know, phrases or, you know, catch phrases. By masquerading your cheapness as like principles, you're like, I'm not spending any money for it. In all honesty, I do find it weird that like in a society we live in that somebody hasn't come down hard on this and made them change their ways, but You know, we'll we'll get there one day. Well, they won't we'll turn our attention in there. What would happen? Like all right, so the statue we run out of everything else to be mad about south of the border will fucking go the statues are coming down because they're basically yeah like Symbols well that they're the governments involved in them, right? Like, sitting in New York and he

statues around. They commissioned the statues, you mean? Well, they're probably, I mean, back into hunt back in the hundreds of years. Yeah, like this is a private business that that is doing well. Like, they can protest it all day, but you can't make them change and you can't stop people from going there. Well, what are you talking about now? Protests. Protesting what? South of the border. Oh, it would hurt business.

I don't know the wood. You see protesters driving, you see your driving down, your 95, or hell it is, and you see protesters. You have been hallowing in those protests. Oh, I don't want to get involved. Right, but how long those protesters are going to be able to stay stay there a long time? There's a lot of restaurants over there And there I mean you and there's no reason to leave it's actually you know a lot to do you mini golf and Like oh my god, did you see the Instagram I took them up on top of the fucking

That the hat tower, but most people most families, you know that nuclear families driving down They are not they see a protest. I don't even know what the protest is about. They just see a pro. They're not like I don't want to get involved I don't want to be sure so that's a bad week. What I'm saying is like They're not gonna stay there that long the protesters. Oh Occupy Wall Street Meaningless fucking Time for weeks on and yeah, like Bry said you get your tents down here. You're what your occupy Wall Street No, these people have work. No

Oh, they don't have work. That's his their work. No work is changing Their work is changing. He's paying for them. Oh You don't want to know cute. I know there's a secret if there's a secret cabal that's paying the protesters, huh? Q no, I think it's my fucking 50% tax rate that's paying for these You don't think there's you don't think Soros is funding no the shit now now This is this is grassroots and what the paid roof and no well what's gonna have to be sorrows would be like I don't you're not talking about something the board what is it you buy firecrackers

and shit who cares you just show them that you just show it all it takes is just a big enough name to get on board right okay so you need like you're not me you need a George Clooney to be like yeah it would be over yeah it be over or the or the do do well why don't you try to get a Mexican guy like say yeah yeah so I was gonna say I was gonna say the guy who's gonna see it he can go and like tell you but if I own south of the border and then for whatever reason I'm in the target hairs I'm just gonna be like I'll just wait this out because then i have to something else is gonna piss these people off and then move on yeah well i mean the bottom line is all that matter so and if you and if you hurt

their bottom line long enough and hard enough yeah believe me people people will uh change their how the whole fucking thing is predicated upon tear and those fucking billboards first off if you take down all the billboards there how the whole fucking thing is predicated upon American billboards first off take it take down all the billboards and nobody knows it's there no you take down all the Mexican things so it's not Mexican theme anymore you're so angry just some fucking so fucking generic vanilla fucking bullshit you see all over the country the street getting his fucking torture and all this calm down calm down you take

down you take down the billboards and you just put up new billboards that are Inclusive ain't that yeah, yeah, exactly you celebrate like white people on there Okay, so how are you drawing a Mexican guy? I told you you do the same you do the lettering as As that Spanish lettering that you're very iconic lettering that like that sells, you know that this is a Spanish and you celebrate it though you don't you don't put a guy in here to loot with the corny man with the mustache the overly gigantic sombrero that falls over his eyes constantly so he has to fall asleep you don't do shit like that you don't

put the high waters on you're saying that he's a victim of his sombrero not just a link for belt on. You're saying that he's a victim of his sombra. I don't have like not just a lice. A rope for a belt. He's not just lazy. He's a victim of the sombra that shades his eyes and he just gets drowsy. You just do it. You do it so it's respectful. And I don't believe, I don't think you can really say

that that's respectful, anything. But I don't think you can do it in a different way. You can. I don't think so. You don't have to put characters up there. You just put the logos. You just put what's there. You put the restaurants.

You put what you can play there. You keep the buildings the way they are. You know that they're... So it's just the billboards that are bugging you. All the other shit once you get there. Right now, let's start with the billboards. That's a nice first step. So make them so they won't attract the eyes of children.

Oh, what if you had a kid? Wasn't that it? It wasn't Pedro that was a truck. If it was Pedro, then something's wrong. What if you hired a Mexican, a Mexican sportsroom? Would you hire a Mexican spokesman? That's that. Well, I don't know, man, you're just, you're just,

I wasn't so drunk on that. He likes to see it. A couple nice words. Oh you sound of the border You get you get you know you you you get like We got this It's getting crazy now We don't tell you got another fucking Come on of course we do well. Let's roll into it. Yeah, I want to fix out the border though I want to make it so everybody can enjoy it

All right, what's I told you that all you guys do is first let's change the let's get rid of let's Retire Pedro. Pedro's got to go. Pedro's got to go. That's like saying Mickey has to go. Why? Yeah Mickey Mouse and Pedro on the same fucking level absolutely Mickey Pedro is the Mickey Mouse of white trash rest stops along 95 Well, they got a they got a name a bigger one name all on 95 name a bigger fucking Only one Pedro. He's the only one though All right, yeah, there's reason for that but people It's fucking main to the tip of Florida

Pedro is the man the same amount of people would go there It wouldn't affect it wouldn't affect attendance at all if they just retarded Pedro. And think of that poor Mexican fan who drive it down the highway, man. They see that sign and they're like, let's go. They make a fun of us.

Like some kid is like, oh, they make a fun of me and my grandfather and my heritage, like, that's hurtful, man. You don't want that. Why don't you want that Mexican kid to have a nice drive down 95? I do. I don't want him to be so fucking soft. And he's been hard-hearted.

Well, that's another argument. He knows it's hard. He don't fucking need you fucking. He don't need to fucking middleize. Why do you do this? How hard the world is? Yeah, oh, Brian Johnson. Let Brian Johnson tell these people. How the fuck are the Mexicans? I'll decide for him.

Fucking asshole. I want to finish this. I don't want to be in here no more. I don't want to, I don't, I'm done it. I'll decide for him fucking asshole I want to finish this I don't want to be in here no more. I don't want to he I want I'm done it I had let's go let's finish the fucking out. Oh, man. He's all worked up All right Be the envy of your amigos now and get 100% exclusive grades and lucrative calm No last TST and you're gonna save $3 off any new subscription Q September's lucrate theme is robot a robotic right

Well whether they beep or speak many of our favorite characters are robotic and September's lucrate You'll find items from Star Wars star trek Trek, aliens and bleed runner. Nice. You excited for a new Star Wars queue? I am. I know, the last one kind of left you a little wanting. Very upsetting to me, the last one. But you're writing out to your, I'm ready to embrace it and go with it with all, no preconceived.

And no, you're not. They don't have to fuck up pretty bad to get me not be excited about a Star Wars movie. It's too ingrained in me. Do you, this is a dicey for me to say too, but I'm gonna say it. I wanna reverse my position myself in the border. I did a lot of stuff. Did a lot of once a universal.

Yeah. Went to Disney, where Disney obviously is. It's kind of Star Wars have you know Oh, and they haven't even built Star Wars land yet. Yeah, when I was on there a couple of years ago There was a whole bunch of Star Wars shit coming in then so I can imagine well they pay like billions dollars I got to get their money back somehow I understand but Does it make you not like stars as much if if everyone like Star Wars? No, everybody's always like Star Wars. Not not like stars as much if everyone likes stars.

No, everybody's always like Star Wars. Not like this. Not like this. I feel like they did. It's like everybody, they're talking about like it's a true religion now. It's always felt that way. Maybe it's the age gap between us,

but it's always felt that way to me. Really? It's always felt that people with that into Star Wars fear. I don't know if it's that like you know my age like you know like this was my thing And now it's everyone's thing You know, it's it goes to like don't you hate it? I never felt that Star Wars was my thing It was like because it wasn't you tried taking it from us In theaters yeah, we saw it We were the waiting in line When we're fucking sitting there in line waiting to see this movie I was born in 76

Sorry, you're definitely not and the definitely didn't see stars in a theater. No, I didn't see stars This was so fucking with the guy's you know The guys who saw it in a theater though, it was theirs. Oh, Lord, yeah, really? Okay. It was theirs and now it's not ours anymore. Okay. So unless you saw it all over the map,

I can't even follow this. I feel like we'll get there eventually, but that was a smart decision. I feel like we'll get there eventually, but yeah, that was a good one. That was a good one. But yeah, it is. It's like I saw this movie about like the new creators who are involved in creating the new cinematic Star Wars first. And you were in there talking about it like it's the cure for cancer. Okay.

They're treating creating new Star Wars like... Who put this film out? It's at the theme park. Of course they're gonna... But like, I've never heard it present in a way where you're like, I'm ever gonna ask my daughters who don't care about Star Wars at all. Like, what do you think of that? And they're like, that's really weird.

Like, they're talking about it like it's like it's like Christianity or or or or or any other religion that's not Christian right well it's probably is I mean it's gonna be honest but it's like even you're talking about the the my it's like they're the reverence and the like they're talking about this responsibility. It's like It's a it's a movie when you throw it down to it. It's not like if you fuck up Things are going to be like horrific, you know They've already fucked up three times with the prequel so not them that wasn't on their watch

That was always what it is, yeah, but like I don't know you don't get that like maybe it's they're taking it a little bit too seriously Says the guy who fucking Did you see the kid is about about Han Solo and I root this article I was wondering if you may publish it as a notice. Am I asking? But do you think that they aren't taking a little too serious? No, I think they're taking it the right.

They're getting paid to be there, man. You got to take a job seriously. Oh, there is no mention of money or compensation. Of course, I'm not going to fuck it so there and tell you how much they're getting paid. You would think that they're doing it for if they were getting paid, they would not be in that movie Talking about it like it was Jesus That's it that's you just said it right there. They are talking about as if they're making films about Christ right That's what they're definitely more fun than the movie that was made about Christ

Yeah, well, you know what that fucking movie wants some awards though made a lot of money too. Yeah, so let's not discount it as not being made by Yeah, I mean it's a But just not as much You're talking about the passion right? Yeah, passion. Yeah, yeah, he's back now I'm just and I didn't like that some kids took that from me either I was like that's my Let's be fair. That's not really ours. That's like, that goes way back. Yeah.

It's way way way older than 1977. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. I know that feels like it's very, I shouldn't be saying that, but it does kind of like bottom. I told my daughter I was like, when she's like, why don't you wear a Star Wars shirt then,

if you like it? And I was like, because everybody does. Come on, one more time. Sorry. When she's like why don't you wear a Star Wars shirt then if you like it and I was like because everybody does All the douchebags It's not yours mother fuckers Appropriation bitch. Yeah No, no how patrophials Guys I have to finish we have to at least give the code yet Star Wars

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No, I think that'd be like okay, cuz I know I know it's like a ham cuz no one cares But don't you think that the argument? No, dweebs get all huffy and better than for better than Star Wars Like a better example would be comic books. Does remember how it used to be you'd be embarrassed to be a complete believe me I went on that rant on the trip to Florida too. I was telling my story about how you know It used to be I was the fucking man. I had I had knowledge about compokes up the ass I could pull out anything and it would impress people now Now you're fucking Googles and you're fucking Wikipedia's. It sounds exactly like Brian Nishel, the showrunner exactly like it.

But now I'm not smart anymore. You still are. I was never to let me come, folks, smart. I don't have like, Is that a thing? Yeah, it was because I would like, what about this character, give me the continuity? Right.

I would make people's jaw drop. I'll tell you what, this is. But now I can anymore. You can. No, that you can. Doesn't matter. And it's more like bullshit. When everybody has that knowledge at their fingertips. It doesn't matter though. But when we're shooting the show and like something comes up and you and Mike know so much about shit from like a book that came out in 75. I'm telling you it impresses me. I'm not kidding around. But you can get, it impresses you, but guess what, the world has to. You don't matter.

Yeah, not that much, but the world out there, they know it already, and they don't even have to read the stuff, and they don't have to read a queue. They didn't have to read the books that I did to get that knowledge. They just get it from the internet. But they don't know because they don't know, because they don't care.

No, most of them, this world cares about comics. They care about comic book movies. No, they care about comic book TV shows. Comics themselves, Obetia, it's a fraction of the people that watch the shows. Right? I don't know. I'm not still the man. No, my knowledge was much more valuable. Like if Comboq men were put on the 1980s, or 90s before the internet, I would be like, who was that dude that was on jeopardy for years and years and won all that money? I think it was not years.

It was like maybe a month or two of episodes. Who was that dude? He was super famous. He won so much money. Yeah, I forget. I would be looked up. I would be in the same. I would be the same as that forgettable guy. I just can't remember.

You know what I'm talking about. He won a lot of money and he became like almost like a little mini celebrity. Yeah, right. I would be. I would be. I would be in the same category as that dude. But now everybody's that person.

Now it doesn't matter anymore. Because they go to the internet and they find it. Was it Ken Jennings? That's it. Ken Jennings, yeah, Ken Jennings holds the record for the longest streak. He won 74 in a row, and then he was defeated by Nancy Zurg on his 75th appearance.

Let's see what he's doing today since you fucking worship. How much fun it can be? Can you check? Look at him. You's a new bag. Look at him. You should be worshiped. Look at him. No, he's just cuz he knows a bunch of fucking facts and shit. So does the Baron Effect of the streak Let's see Media coverage. I want to see what he's doing today

He's probably working for some as a consultant somewhere. Let me see. Whoa, he's hanging himself. What? Yeah. Really? Oh, he can see this side. He's.

I would have said, you know what? I would have been like, you know what, figures. Because now everybody fucking knows just as much as he does because of the internet. Right, he can feel your pain. Yeah, because I would have been like, you know what? You used to be somebody, but now Wikipedia is you know what? Yeah, he's like your pain because I would have he like you know what you used to be used to be somebody But now Wikipedia

Yeah, he's like, yeah, I know I know a lot of people Mattel He agreed to it. Okay, these were his endorsements. Yeah, you think it's like like pro athlete numbers Probably not, but he's probably still got some commercials and stuff. He agreed to a deal with Microsoft to promote its encarta encyclopedia software, which has been discontinued. He did speaking engagements in 2005, singular wireless, featured him in commercials, portraying him as having lots of friends and family, coming out of the woodwork because now he's rich

University games produced a can you beat Ken board game in which the players of I against each other and jettings in an attempt to weren't earn 2.6 million first All right, here's this personal life. He's got a wife and a kid and two kids He currently resides in Seattle. Oh, whoa kids and two kids. He currently resides in Seattle. Oh, whoa. He stated that he's an avid comic book and movie geek with a website listing his top 4,000 favorite movies. He also writes questions for it. It's litter mythology, categories, and questions of in the national academic quiz tournament. And that's your why you why you were impressed by that or why you were like, whoa, what's that? That he that he likes comics. Well, no, you guys share something.

You I mean, you're aside from being obsolete. You both like. Oh, yeah, Ken Jennings, I don't know. Do you think he, uh, well, I wonder when he got married. I wonder if he's allowed to go on other game shows. Would you book him to go on another game show? Why is it a clean house? Depends on who he was a millionaire. You know, he's gonna win it. Why wouldn't he go on?

Or why wouldn't they let him on that's the bigger question? I like time ban on knowledge based games Well, it says he was on a bunch of other gamefills. Oh really? Yeah, he didn't win Everybody quite up to him just like me. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're like I'm a smartest Ken Jennings those are like who's that? I'm on like only on comics. I'm not not do you think you could be Ken Jennings and a jeopardy? I would love to take him on I'd fuck him up It this is a formal challenge to the Ken Jones. Just hit the fucking ground.

If any listeners know or seek Ken Jennings around Edmunds Washington, well, that's where he's born, around Seattle Washington. Let's do it for charity, Ken. Yeah, come on, Ken. What are you afraid of? We put it for the hurricane relief. Right.

Fucking pussy. But he's putting up the money. Come on, pussy boy. Well, like, you'll do it like a boxing match. You'll like, we know how they get in. They like, they like slam each other verb. Yeah. For the big joust.

Like you and Jennings are up in each other's faces. Shit, like, I'll spin on each other. You're all so angry. Fucking rallying off. Say, for two. Say for two. Say for two. I have fished 14.

First parents. John Burns. Wow. I'm going to be kidding around. It's all super dude. I'm a super dude. I'm your first 14, first parents. Oh, the sea. John Burns. Wow. I might even kid around. It's all the time. That's the most boring part of the show to me. Yeah. But when they go into like a lot of detail, because I'm like, I don't care.

But it still is impressive. Google that if you're wondering why I said those words then. They know the character. They know who created that. Go to Wikipedia and find out what I was talking about. Issue they appeared in, like all this fucking shit that is meaningless. It's not like you're telling, he knows his shit too.

That's deep for me, man. Deep, okay, how about first appearance of Doomsday? You should know this. Well, I try to remember the issue of number. I'm too man. Was right in your time when you were... No, no, I remember the, I don to remember the issue number was right in your time when you were. No, no, I remember the I don't remember the number of the issue, but this is pretty embarrassing. This is rough. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What

has it? That's not pastoring that you know, you're shit. These are like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I Hold on what do you want to know the issue? This is hashtag said what you want to know I guess I don't I guess I don't know guys I know it you said I know it so why am I being held responsible for this?

Oh, come on, Kew. I don't think back. You had a Superman tattoo. Yeah, what does that mean? But this is when you were buying comics, right? Okay, all right, all right. First appearance, Ben Riley. A Ben Riley, who's a spider-man clone. Wow there he

goes. The one way his body got thrown in the smoke stack or when he came back. Well, I'm not wrong. This is like pussy retarded right? It's crazy. Feel like hey let's go out tonight. We'll like have a loud conversation about Doomsday, I'm up in Ben Rylee and shit and some girls will hear us and be like, ooh, look at all slick force. You want those answers? Yeah, give me the answers.

All right, the first appearance of Doomsday was in Superman the Man of Steel. Okay. Number 17, Cameo. Last page, you didn't even see him this came out of the ground Yeah, well behind a door right punching that will that vault that they were buried in right okay the first exactly Oh John Bogdan of Druid. Yeah, I Chris

It was a Jergens right now or is somebody else writing that one that one you know what? I don't know that one right off the bat right now. Okay. Jergens was writing that era. I was familiar with it. Editing problem was the end of that whole thing was his I have a feeling comic. Luis Simon's and maybe what what I feel like comic book nerds are very familiar with Jergens.

And then first appearance of an writer technically the first appearance would probably well, probably would be amazing spider ray 149 When he fought, you know, and he fought the jackal I You know unveiled it the clone that's when he hit the body in the well they had the net they had the It exploded right in the stadium and And then in 151 he put the body in the stack. Okay. There you go. Okay, so but

But one, he put the body in the stack. Okay. There you go. Okay. So, but, but the body couldn't have been better. I mean, because the body was still in there during the clone saga. So what it had to have been in that first issue, first issue of what you were saying when when, yeah, when they were going nuts and you saw a bunch of clones, can one of you talking in Asian accent? So I feel like I should be bored. Like, well, anymore ads? No, no more ads.

I am wondering though, like, in a survivalist situation, how valuable is knowing that Doomsday's hand was in issue 17 of Manistil. Does that come in handy at all? Absolutely not. No. No way, we never made that claim now. Life just about survival skills.

I'm just wondering. I mean, you who fucking, who do, who, I mean, what are your survival skills? I don't have a time. I was just fucking kill people. I don't know. Like, hey, comic boys, give me your supplies. Tell them, Steve Dave. I didn't get very far I was shooting, put belly with it

Put looked as if you can't do it I was all over the place I always said what you felt from my wake you were Which makes my move to the big city by station I have a name And I do it all over again It was the best, best I ever faced But then things began to change

I'm only a me go in the love of my life, living in the city because the money was tight But it's a shock, a gun with not one can, life goes on but life's not fair Stop and go to God, they gotta lie in the Lord Bessily go to and be back on the road This is all in my memories now I'm a rookie glass clown Living the only way I know how I'm wild And I still play my music loud You say you beside the sound If you're all on voice Are you done too much, come get in and I said it You say you were side to side with your own voice

Are you done too much, don't get in and I said it Nothing's the answer to us, say that let me explain Maybe I have this way because you You said don't be afraid, you just got nothing better to do Nothing better to do I make you wear a move to the big city And you never fall for my dreams We'll set a beat together for marriage and forever but forever is not what it seems

You have insane powers, ignorant to how much joy a single person could bring You know, he am alone, no one's fault but my own, but you know I told you nothing And I still can't believe he's seen, after this I could do anything Let's go for cocktails and bites, now You said you decided to sound and your own voice All you done too much talking and I said it's not just the answer It was something that I really had to pray Maybe I liked this way because of you

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