Tell Em Steve-Dave - #350: I am the Patriarchy
Episode Date: September 19, 2017Sandusky II, #SavePedro follow up, a listener is heard. Music: Equilibrium - Vague Space...
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Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave.
Your one stop source for all child molestation news.
What?
Yeah.
Sandusky back in the news. What?
What? Not Jerry Sandusky. I'm talking Jeffrey Sandusky.
Pleads guilty. That's Jeffrey. Jeffrey's his son. Oh, this is a family. Oh, man, this is like
this is turning into a vulgar. Yeah, turning into vulolgar level reality with little kids.
What was the name of those plumbers in vulgar?
The Finnellies?
Finnellies.
The St. Duskeys, the Finnellies got nothing on the Sanduskeys.
No, I think the Finnellies would look at Sanduskeys
and be like, ooh.
At least we're raping full grown adult men,
like not little kids.
But this guy now, does he get a little bit more cred in the gel house because it was
females. Wait, and not Males that he's he's going after this. How old are they? Well that's
the other thing. They weren't as young as his son. That's a son yeah. that's his son right there. Oh my God.
14 counts.
Are you sure they're related?
100% positive.
I mean, especially since the opening line is one of the sons of former Penn State football
assistant coach Jerry Sundoski has pleaded guilty to 14 counts of sexual child,
child sexual abuse.
This is fucking family.
So it's crazy, right?
The girl was 16 and she reported that
he sent her text messages asking for nude photos.
There's no better idea than getting it like in print
or electronically confirmed that you said this shit, right?
I have a 14-want to be sure it's an 18-year-old anyway.
It's weird, right? I'm not saying there aren't like attractive 16 year old though, but even they don't look fully formed yet
It's more like the potential
But even even just we even if they do even if even if you have a 16 year old that you're like, oh my god
She could be 18 there's 18 year olds out there that you can look at like like what is it?
What is it about like because that's such a small age discrepancy
that there has to be something inside him that's like,
it has to be illegal.
It can't be someone who's reached the age of consent
and has to be sentenced.
It's gotta be, it's weird man.
Because honestly, like, even 18's too young.
Like, I know it's legal, but I would be like,
I don't know about this.
Yeah, I mean, at this age, I don't know how old he is.
I don't think it says here.
Oh, he's 41.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
With a, yeah.
Due to go on trial next week, he pleaded guilty to two misdemeanors and 12 felonies,
under which he would serve three to six years in prison, but he could get his menus.
Eight. felonies under which he would serve three to six years in prison, but he could get as many as eight.
But I don't, is that sexually abusing someone if you ask for a picture?
I have no clue.
Oh wait.
Oh, and then he said that another minor told her that he asked her to perform sex ex on him when he was 15.
Again, how, like, how is this guy running into all these kids?
I really wish you had told me you were going to lead with this. I would have told you, again, how is this guy running into all these kids?
I really wish you had told me you were gonna lead with this. I would have told you, I don't think it's a good idea
because I was hammered during the week
from some PSU fans.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I wanted to read you this one.
This one, this one, it takes us to task
from a Penn State University loyalist. Oh, and he says, I appreciate other views.
You want to hear this view? I thought this deserved to be heard, because I want to hear,
God invented Dix to be sucked by anybody who wants to suck them. No, go Penn.
to dicks to be sucked by anybody who wants to suck them. No.
Go pen.
First off, this is a long time listener,
and he's never had a complaint about the content
that we riff about.
Until now.
Until this episode.
And that just goes to show him.
He's just showing his everybody else.
He's complaining.
That's all that means.
A lot of that are just something finely hit home.
And now you're fucking pissed.
And now you felt the need to write in.
The pen state discussion you had, this is what he's upset about
He's a diehard Penn State fan of course and has been since he was a child
He didn't go to college there because they didn't have his major
But a lot of his friends did and we all share the same ideals about the whole situation
Sandusky was a dirt bag piece of of garbage, and a fucking twat.
Every Penn State fan agrees with that.
Yes, it was embarrassing to learn what happened, and for a little bit, we didn't know how to
feel.
The word you were looking for is horrifying.
Yeah, this is not a second.
You hear it.
You don't have to be like, how do I feel about that?
This guy molesting for a fight.
Like I'm mildly embarrassed by this.
Like, okay.
You don't have to much know.
There's more
maybe hear it or that's right no yeah I mean we definitely like after he listen to this episode
he is no longer a Tom Steve Day fan I gotta get the feeling that he is not going that he may have
a different viewpoint on Tom Steve Day we have to ask because from what I'm because what I think
is about to happen or what may be
coming down the pike for this listener who I won't be giving out his name.
Okay, we didn't know how to feel, but something came out of a whole situation.
We became closer as a community of Penn State fans.
Bonded over child molestation.
We stood together as one to raise awareness of the child abuse.
No one at Penn State would toss their degrees away because they would feel
them ashamed or embarrassed.
We are proud because we didn't give up on the victims.
We bounced back and we're proud to support PCU again.
Wait a second.
I want to know how he supported the victim.
How did they support the victims?
Well, I'm sure there's other, I'm sure he's not getting into every small detail but just by
saying you support you support him he's like blanket statements should be good
enough he's like i hashtag something it was quite enough thoughts and
prayers something i did it was a while ago the football players that had nothing
to do with the incident should not have been punished and sadusky and the
pricks that tried to cover it up should have.
Easy as that.
The reason they rescinded their sanctions on the program.
I'm not a feel about it, but it's easy.
The reason they rescinded the sanctions on the program was because no one involved in
the program during the San Dusky area era was working in the program currently, because
all of them were fired or arrested or both.
Punished those involved, not the innocent ones.
All the new information that comes out is all repetitious. We know what happened,
and we know who was involved. Enough! A couple kids got killed. There was some horse play.
This is not the kind of thing that's like, we're still talking about sea slavery.
If new information came out that was announcing some new person was involved or something new
in general, then great.
But it's all the same stories and all the same people that were involved.
I feel you should hear from the other side and know that we are aware and we are not forgetting
the situation.
We are making awareness of child abuse and doing what we can.
Give the fans a Penn State a break because we weren't involved.
We were just left with the mess that was caused by a bunch of idiots.
That sounds like Nazi Germany to make it.
Like, real good Germans.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This has convinced me.
I now know in this situation who the real victims were Walt.
I used to be with those kids, but now it's the drunk and the blood in the bleachers
being shame for cheering
We already know
To kid in the ass did he tosses come at me when he tosses a sound something new anything
He says he still loves the show
I don't know my after this week, but just wanted to give you guys the other side
of the PCU situation.
There is no other side.
There's no other side.
Johnson says there is no other side.
I say there is no other side.
Everybody knows that the fucking football fans today
or the football players today,
we're not molesting kids back in the 70s.
We all got that. But but again are you sure though what if there's
one what if there's one person who's not up to date on the situation a time
traveling football player what if they don't know that football players only
play at a school for four years what if they think they they could stay there
you know and play their whole careers out there you know they don't like it's
NFL yeah that people aren't you assume everybody knows collegiate football and how it works and everything right. I only knew I
only know because of you. I don't know much about football, but I would have thought yes that the
the guys that were playing in the 70s and were being most of these kids are still there. They live there
they went to school there and now they play football there.
Oh my God.
I mean, and I want it, I would love to know.
Well, why, but like you said though, if you're saying that we go like everyone knows that
the current team and the coaches have nothing to do with the scandal.
So what, though, so what are you saying, though, like,? Like, what does that mean though?
So, like, should we just stop talking about it then?
I mean, the stuff that I brought up was not old news.
It was new reports, you know, basically covering some of some similar things, but I think
the thing is just like the Holocaust, Germans are still taking shit today for it. These are these is like third generation since the Holocaust
Nobody's like hey man. We came together as a community. Could you just fucking like let it go with the Holocaust shit?
Like with this is like
It just came out rather recently and it was a fucking
It just came out rather recently and it was a fucking
unbelievably horrific
Thing that this guy did and that other people overlooked so or put on a swept under the rug
Right overlooking is a is a is a team word for covering up right?
Right, I mean Joe Pod definitely the no doubt about it. He's like I don't want to fuck up my football season Oh, no, I don't want to get the fuck back there in the showers. I'm a cherry. I want to fuck up my legacy
Well, this was in the 70s. Did you have a legacy? Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a legend right well, they're building statues and shit
Ah, fully that statue is still around so somebody could go knock it over
spray paint something on it
But the problem is and and also like we came together as a community, it's like, what are you
talking about?
Like how many people go to a college football game?
That's the most important.
Hundreds of thousands.
Right.
Like tons of people.
Like what do you mean like you and your friend?
Like how the fuck can you even care about a college that you didn't go to?
What the fuck bro?
Like I grew up watching Penn State and therefore like this hit me. about a college that you didn't go to. What the fuck, bro?
I grew up watching Penn State and therefore, like, this hit me?
Oh, you narcissist a cunt.
What is wrong with you?
How could you even write that?
You should just be like, hey man, whatever they decide to do for these kids.
If they sold the fucking stadium or the whole fucking school
and gave the money to the kids, anyone should be like, that seems right.
You know? Not like, oh, hey, we got it. We got it. This is nothing new. Can we just
move past it and watch somebody throw a ball around? Can we go to a ball game for Christ's sake?
I mean, for why are you punishing us?
I know. What did we ever do?
Oh yeah.
That's right.
I mean, if you remember, when all that news came out, there were people defending Joe
Pa and there were people fucking like students acting as if none of this
should be brought to light, it's like,
what the fuck?
Look, I get it, man.
I know what it's like to feel passionate
about your sports team.
And if something came out on this level
about Jersey Devil related,
it would be a very, very sticky situation for me to be.
it would be a very, very sticky situation for me to be. No, suddenly it's a sticky situation.
It's not kind of dry over here.
But it would be, it would be, I could have just watched him hit the pot.
But I mean, I could have watched everybody pay.
I could have sit there and roofed at the devil or wear the shirt all the time.
I would have to, you have to just realize at this point,
you find a different collegiate team.
Yeah.
Go root for another college.
Go root for fucking,
there's anybody else that's not involved
with something like this.
Any other college that you didn't go to is okay.
Right.
Right.
And I'm sorry I had to read that.
But you sent it to me. Yeah, I didn't seek you out and you
didn't and you sent your opinions to me knowing full well that they could be read on on on the
program and I'm sure that this is not what you want to hear but you need to hear it. Yeah,
you sound foolish. You should have never written in you insulted us too
Which means that you should go to a lot lucrative. We got this week. I don't I don't know
You can make up on team Tom Steve. They that's your new team. Yeah
Team TSD. There you go. What's wrong with that no molestation guaranteed
It isn't fucking impacts your life the exact same way
I don't I don't I'll never
understand it. I'll never understand the the mentality of a hardcore fan. You have.
Yeah. I rise and fall. Not lately. If it lasts five years, it's been there's
been no expectations. So losing has. Yeah. So losing has meant very little. But
when the devils were a contender every year
and they didn't, and if they didn't pull it off, it was devastating.
There was, it was the lowest of the lows for me.
So I understand how it feels to root, die hard, but when it's a situation like this, I
mean.
As soon as you put Kiddly Dittling in the mirror, it's hard to like this, I mean, as soon as you put Kiddily did a little bit of the lyrics, it's hard to then
or have an argument.
That was quick, right?
That was like, I was, man.
But yeah, this poor guy, I mean, he's just a little lost.
Yeah, stop.
He's got passion, but it's so directed for the wrong team.
It's directed at the wrong team and really who cares?
Like you say, Q, it doesn't affect your life.
You didn't go to the school.
Like, what does it mean?
Like, really, if you're listening to this right now,
take a step back, don't get mad.
Just sit back and be like, if they win or lose,
how the fuck does it affect me?
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It lets you bet money.
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Here's here's something interesting no man to show that maybe
Charm illustration isn't
Biological biologically determined he was
One of six adopted children of Jerry'sindusky. Oh, shit.
And he had been not shockingly.
He was a stalwart supporter of his father.
Did he get touched?
I don't know, do you think?
And then maybe he's like, no, no.
Like amongst, are there like all stars
amongst that section of the prison, like the Chamolist,
the Chamolist, where the like shit man, Jerry Sandusky got
this many, but his son only got this many, so he's like lower on the-
I believe- I bet your serial killers have that in terms of body count. I bet you like
there are so fucked up.
I don't know why I find that not as sickening as Chomalester.
Because a serial killer ends a life in totality,
where a trauma-laster ends a life,
and then that person has to keep living.
Yeah.
Oh.
You know?
But I bet you they're so warped,
and I have such ego as most serial killers
that I bet you they love.
They would love to be in a room
to like with another serial killer
that they had more kills than to put it
into throw it in their face, that they're superior, that they're the kills than to put it in their face,
that they're superior, that they're the better punter.
It's so weird.
That's weird, like if one of you guys,
let's say Brian, like killed someone.
I would be like, well, I gotta go visit him in prison.
I gotta put cigarettes in his fucking PX,
whatever they have, there we go.
But if one of you guys would accuse of like, a kid doesn't have to be like a fuck that scumbag
Unless I had to go visit Brian
I have to know why
But it wouldn't be like his your cigarettes like it would just be fucking like yeah like what the fuck dude
What is wrong with you? You're well, I mean it's definitely a brain disorder
It's a disease. Oh, so now we got to forget everything. Well, I mean, it's definitely a brain disorder. Oh, it's a disease. Oh, we got it. For you have everything. No, no, dad, just because you acknowledge a brain disorder
doesn't mean you can't punish or you don't punish, but there's the, but there has to be. They've
said that before that there's something going on and so they're not even responsible for it.
Well, I don't know like there are things that like in my past that I've been like, I don't know, like, there are things that, like, in my past that I've been like,
I behaviors that I'm like, this was out of my control.
But it really wasn't.
It really wasn't sometimes.
I read an interesting article that was like once about criminals and stuff like that,
where they said, like, they are, they are, this thing was almost saying there's no such
thing as free will.
That you are, and every decision you make
is the exact output of your conditions,
of what you have almost no control of.
So like if you were in that situation,
is that serial killer, you would have done the same thing.
Like if everything that happened to that person
happened to you, you would be powerless to do what anything besides what they did.
I'm not sure I agree with that because there are plenty of people who like have had
worse upbringings and some of those serial killers and then they turn around.
I'm talking the exact. Like they're just like, basically what you're saying.
Basically you have no free will. Like you're dictated completely by everything
that happens to you.
Like, you're the sum total of your experiences.
It's all nurture, not of its nature.
Not even nurture, it's almost like mathematical.
Like, if this and this and this happens to you, this is what you will do.
There's no way to fight that.
So nobody's really responsible for anything that they've done.
Huh. Like, it's crazy. I like that. I really like that, but it's not
So yeah, so anyway this the the Jeffrey Sandusky guy I see I don't see this as being his exact words
Where I guess he's like he's sending text to this teen first how to get her phone number
He told the teen in text that it's not weird because he studied
medicine, I guess, because he's asking for nude photographs, and instructed her not to
show the text to anyone. The girl's mother told investigators when she confronted Sandusky,
he told her he knows it was wrong and inappropriate. Is that something you would say? I'd be like,
what? I didn't send her any text. Like, isn't the default to lie, not be like, yeah, I know, is wrong.
This got to be a way to, this got to be a way to, I mean, without a doubt, there's a way
to know who sent the text, like, because it's go to fucking wherever and be like, it's
really difficult to get away with that kind of shit these days.
I mean, even like, if you watch forensic files, it was like some lady who had her husband killed and she was on the AOL chat
from a while ago and she's trying to convince everyone that he made these up, that it was
that the Photoshop. I guess I like Photoshoped or he had the conversations with himself,
but AOL is like, well, they
were on at the exact same time and here's the transcripts because I guess they keep all
that shit and they're like, you're lying and then the investigators like, and it's fucked
up when people lie, right, to like to these investigators.
He's like, did you ever send a video tape of yourself in the nude to this guy.
And she's like, no.
And you can hear like in her voice,
like she may as well be going like, yeah.
But she says no.
And they're showing you the videotape of her.
And it's like, you're right there.
Like you're right there.
Why say anything?
She's just be like, man, I want a lawyer.
Yeah, lawyer up.
No lawyer there.
She's denying everything.
And then eventually she and the
reason she got busted was because it was it was kind of interesting like it's a lady who's
married to some guy who owned like a junkyard. And then she's having an online affair with this cop
who lives like a thousand miles away or something. And she's sending video tapes and they're banging
and then I guess she wants the cop to come and kill her husband because she's told
Listen
Guys if you have a girl
Online who you don't know and they're like hey my husband or boyfriend abuses me or does this or that like they don't necessarily need to be believed
immediately
without you know
without regard to like their anonymity. I mean,
really, you don't even know who this person is, but the cop goes and fucking kills the guy
and goes back home. Yeah, he's a cop. Jesus Christ goes back home. Oh, that was the thing.
The lady told the cop that she was pregnant with twin sons or twins
that were his and the husband beat her so bad that she lost the kids, the sonogram or
whatever that picture is.
I forget what it's called.
Was her friends.
She was never pregnant.
And then once the guy found all this out, but like the guy didn't find out that the
kids weren't his. He's like in his suicide letter that he wrote to his parents. He was like that guy,
you know, he killed our children. My kids, you know, I love them. I was weird shit. And
then he fucking blows his brains up. And the cops find this tape. And then it'll, you know,
eventually the lady goes to jail because she's full of shit. People are crazy horrible.
Yeah, it's just like, it's really,
a lot of people poison each other.
Chick's always poisoning in their husbands.
I don't know how anybody thinks
that they're gonna get away with a crime.
Like it's crazy.
Well, my thing is always like, okay,
I commit a crime, right?
Yeah.
I murder someone.
Sure.
Now, what I commit a crime, right? Yeah. I murder someone. Sure.
Now, what I'm up against, our God knows how many
trained professionals trained hundreds of years of experience
to find someone like me, to bust someone like me,
to look for little things that I've done,
you know, in an interview, like one little thing,
somebody might see it, like some of the shit Troy tells me, I'm like,
oh my god.
Yeah.
Like, first off, most criminals seem pretty fucking dumb.
And secondly, it's like, there's just like,
eight things like right off the hop of his head,
he's like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
like this is what you look for if people are lying.
And like, what do you remember any of them?
Like stuff.
I think it was like, one of them was just your eyes,
like if you say something to me,
like if before I answer I look up,
just like no matter how briefly,
it's not like, he's lying, but it's a sign.
Sure, it's something like that.
It's something like that.
Yeah, but I don't know. No serial killer.
It's because it's so random, right?
Like, you go out tonight on your way home,
you kill a fucking random person.
You have no attachment to.
Right.
Even if I leave my own DNA on the scene,
there's how the fucking attract it to me.
Well, you're not in the codex?
I'd probably am in the codex, but DNA is not as like
book solid as you think. It's like
it's not as like as I learned from watching Bulljack Horseman this season. It's not like a
sign pointing. You're kidding me. Yes it is. What's up? The guy do his match. It just like comes up
out of match if it's in the tape base. That's not what they said about a cartoon about a horse.
Why would you believe that though? Yeah, it's a good smart show fucking good show
To do see that episode where he wears inside voice was talking on the entire episode
Mm-hmm. I was like that's depression. I was like that is what being depressed is like
Yeah, it was the most realistic depraved depictions of depression. I've ever seen in my entire life. I was like holy fuck
It was insane. There was a guy just not too long ago.
But DNA can't be 100%.
Of course it is 100%.
I don't know if it's 100, but it's...
99.9999999999.
I'm not exaggerating.
They're like we could exclude...
Mm-hmm.
Like...
It's like the chances are sometimes are like
6 billion to one that it would be someone else.
And the person is still like, I didn't do's nuts. Oh this guy is... oh this must be him. It's a MMA fighter now. Yeah yeah. A kickboxer
who appeared on Big Brother, but he was ejected from the house in seven days due to a video
that surfaced showing him violently hitting a woman who he was calling a whore.
He was hit or with a belt.
Jesus Christ.
And tell her to count the bruises.
What, they videotaped it?
But then he started a whole diatribe on Twitter about depression not being real And then there was a video of him kicking a bat and a half which
Which was pretty impressive
But I'll take a dope look at him
Very is not foolproof
DNA is not foolproof both Jack was right
Not only is DNA not foolproof, but...
It's not foolproof.
It's not foolproof.
Meaning that it's the most accurate way to...
It can be unequivocal on their ideal conditions, which are...
When officials have a large quantity of suspects well-preserved genes genes when it's clear how the DNA arrived at the crime scene
And when the lab sequencing the sample does not make any mistakes, but there are very few cases
This is the Johnny Cochran thing. There are very few cases in which all these conditions are met
This means that what you and murders are committed under ideal situations, though
No, of course not right. So you have to you can't like you can
Yeah, but you like to defen,
so yeah, defense lawyer will be like,
well, the only way that this evidence
is would be legitimate.
It was as if this murder was committed
in the laboratory, right?
I'm so wise, we should throw out the, you know, I know.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just telling you what I would vote for.
I said, and we're fucking popular science.
Yeah, popular science. Yeah, I don't trust them either.
Okay.
You don't care about this kickbox and depression denier, huh?
Queue wood. Right. You know, anybody who denies depression, I'm sure you would have a...
I mean, why would I have a...
Well, he does say one thing that, okay, so, here's what he says.
Depression isn't real, you feel sad, you move on, you will always be depressed if your life is depressing, change it.
Okay, that is, sounds like the... of dopey. However, he does say something here. He's getting closer. It
is a circumstance which they must change. Most quote unquote, depressed people are unhappy
with their lives. Too lazy to change it. It's that simple. That's most not all. That is
some. Yeah. But I mean, I don't know who takes, I don't know who takes a woman beating kickboxer all that seriously in terms of medicine
So fuck already forgot his name Andrew Tate
But yeah, he took some shit. Why why go on and say it like I don't get it
I don't know. We know what I do now
I don't know. We know what I do know. Fandal.
Are you gonna bet on how many fucking kids are gonna get molested?
And good a fandal.
I guess you're trying to get fandal to not be our sponsor.
But you let's go leaks.
No, man, fantasy, do they have fantasy college football?
I don't think so. I mean, could be wrong but I have never heard of someone
compiling fantasy football with collegiate players. I would imagine they do but I've never heard of it.
It's a big pool. Maybe we could start it. How do you do that?
So many make us a website
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I don't really.
He's a big Pittsburgh fan.
Yeah, he's a Steeler fan.
I didn't know he was a big sports fanatic.
He is.
He likes a big bed, huh?
Well, we used to have, he's in Dick can sell and I and over the years we've lost
the ability to track baseball
But he's been able and I haven't been able to watch like one talk game a year now, but he's
Maintain maybe he's only 16 games, I guess yeah football. Yeah, but he's really stayed in a
Stealer fan. He's still fan Wow
Steelers, huh? I know that one why cuz he cuz a Bradshaw and the steel curtain of the 70s
That's your that's where most people will be Lynn Swan. Oh, yeah
There you go. I don't know why I'll ask him. I'll get back to you. Yeah, I'd like to know what what makes a guy from Staten Island a
Steeler fan. It's got to be Frank O'Harris Bradshaw
Don't know Jack Ham, Lambert,
Chateau XL, ask him if he likes Jack Ham, Chuck Nol.
Let's see, New England Patriots were embarrassed in week one. Tom Brady's too old.
Yeah, I'm sure every time a team know, especially a guy at that age,
they're like, they write them off immediately after one game.
Okay, it's kind of like wow, the entire world.
Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, sports fans are absolutely nuts.
And, you know, I mean, their emotions are pure, it's like my roller coaster.
You know, one week, he's the greatest thing since sliced bread, and next week, he's like roll a coaster. You know, one week, he's the greatest thing since
sliced bread and next week, he's like, oh, he's too old to retire.
Yeah, so next week, our guy will be like, fuck, Sandusky, you guys were right.
Tom Brady, I mean, you can't like, short of going Sandusky, you will never be able to look
at him be like, what a loser. He could lose every game from now on. Oh, yeah, what a matter.
They would have said he just should have retired a year earlier. That's the worst you could say about him.
Well, it certainly wasn't his fault they lost that first game.
And they're playing another tough team.
Well, I don't know if they're really tough team,
the Saints this week, but it's a sexy matchup,
but Drew Breeze and Brady, is that making a chub?
Drew Breeze and Tom Brady are going head to head,
drilling the ball into tight areas.
Oh, is there any tight ends?
There's tight ends in the picture.
No, Brady's got his man, his grunk tight end.
He drills the ball into these tight areas.
I was in the sky and I was with double the time.
I know, all these terms.
I wonder if you went running back to the locker room.
Oh.
But yeah, it's, and I think Drew Breeze is one of the few quarterbacks that has a winning
record against Tom Brady and the whole league.
What happened to the guy you liked?
The Christian dude, what was in there?
T-bone. T-bone. We, we got fucking he got a broad deal of any got a fucking booted out of league did it for being Christian and
What what?
Yeah, he was he was to Christian. He was to Christian and you know, yeah
Oh, and it you'll the NFL only wants people to praise God when they score a touchdown not continuously
That's the only time you can praise God if you score it and if you're all pro too if you're an all pro then you can praise God when they score a touchdown not continuously. That's the only time you can praise God.
If you score a 10 and if you're all pro too, if you're an all pro then you can praise God all you want.
But if you're just kind of running the mill and you praise God too much, yeah NFL has no use for you.
T-Bo's run of the mill I thought he was like. He wasn't a he was a very average,
but you know someone say below average quarterback in the skill set but he was a winner though.
And that's all that.
Like he could throw like only two complete passes the whole game, but two of those passes
might have been touchdowns.
So the two things you're not allowed to do pretty much are praise God and do funny dance
is what after you score a touchdown.
No, you can do that now.
Now, funny dance is a fact.
Well, funny dance is a fact.
Yeah.
They changed the rules.
You can celebrate now more.
I love it.
You know, I found out baseball.
Yeah. Hazing last season was made illegal.
In Major League Baseball?
Yeah.
I can't believe grown men haze each other.
Oh, we saw him.
Doesn't usually have pants down and shit in your butt.
You know what, Penn State?
A Penn State just had another country.
I don't even know about that.
There was a major hazing thing where someone died.
Really?
Just recently.
Oh, was that where all the guys were sort of sitting around
be like, we don't know what to do?
Yeah, he broke in his neck and they didn't call
if anybody for help.
Yeah, I think that was at Penn State too,
if I'm correct.
Penn State hazing, you know what, let me finish,
hold on, let me finish then.
One thing at a time.
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This was Justin May for you recently, right? No accident grand jury says
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His death was initially ruled as an accident,
but they looked into Timothy Piazza,
a Penn State University student,
someone who actually went there,
who died of a night of excessive drinking,
the direct result of encouraged reckless conduct, okay?
Well, how's that anybody's fault?
Well, hold on a second, because it's a fraternity.
That's what fraternity's do.
These are innocent, frat boys, all right?
They hold their responses.
I mean, they should have called an ambulance.
Well, they have the fact that they didn't call an ambulance.
That's a fucking dog.
Well, the face charges, they're probably drunk too.
They also furnished alcohol to minors.
He's probably legal.
This is all legal activity, though.
He had a fracture at the base of a skull in a ruptured
spleen.
It wasn't until 10.48 in the morning.
He's all full of them.
I have nobody knows.
They're detailed in a grand jury.
The evidence includes an account of hours of surveillance
camera footage inside their house where prosecutors say
he died after hazing on bid acceptance
night for new pledges. Sometimes like like someone will be like oh, yeah, I was in a fraternity year
I was in a sorority and I look at it. I'm gonna like really because you seem like not that type like Brian Lynch is a friend of ours
You like I never he is so
Exclusionary like I would have never thought Brian Lynch was like impressed. But like he I remember he liked that
camaraderie thing from that
Well, isn't it like weird stuff?
I don't think so.
My buddy spear was in a fraternity down in Philly, Philadelphia,
at his Drexel University, and they hated that image.
That I was all partying and like naked twister.
Yeah, he was like, that's not where we are,
that's not where we are, blah, blah, blah.
And I went to a few parties with him
and that's what it was.
That's exactly what he was like.
And he was like, that's not where we are,
that's not where we are.
That's what the fucking was.
What's it, what, now why did baseball ban it?
Oh, this is great.
So, which, to me me it was always a tradition, like in the
firehouse, like you get haze, like you get your balls busted, you have to. So what happened
was last year, they had the haze, the rookies by dressing them in dresses. They dressed them
like the rock for peaches from, oh, from yeah and then made them stand in the hotel lobby and take pictures with
people and stuff like that and transgender rights activists were like why is
that funny you're making fun of transgender people it's like it's funny because
it's a regular straight dude in a dress who feels embarrassed to be in a dress
has nothing to do with you. Where your fucking cause.
They don't come down.
They don't like so MLB band hazing.
Well, I mean, that's because they're a business.
They look, they're looking at the bottom line.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, ultimately, like, transgender's make up how much of baseball's audience do you
think that like, could they fucking bring it down?
MLB?
Yeah, but everybody has probably a transgender relative
though. Yeah. Everybody might.
Relative. How do we go?
You know how far does this family tree? I might be the transgender relative. That's the
gates. I don't see any others around. Is it me? Oh my God. Oh my God.
I'm a rock-fruity peach.
Yeah, but like if you were, and if you're,
and if you're rooting for your baseball team
and you find out your baseball team did that,
you might feel like, you know what,
I can't identify with my team.
Well, I would say this.
If they were making front of transgender people
Then I would 100% be like that's fucked up
But dressing like people from a movie like women for it like I don't know. It's just a baseball ball. Yeah, well It's supposed to be humiliating though. She you know, we know what it is. Let's not let's not put blind our
Rose-colored glasses on looks though. We know why they're doing it is to he is because it's quote unquote humiliating be careful
You guys took a lot of shit last week for that fucking
I got fucking plenty I got tweets from real Mexicans not fucking college students
No, I got a I got a real Spanish person person to I got he wanted to know if it was if it was another race up there
Would you would would would it be okay to?
And like,
I absolutely would.
South of the Amazon,
as far as I'm concerned.
With a black man on the billboard,
are you okay with that?
I've got plenty of people who were.
I think like most things in life,
it's just everybody feels,
it's not a field, there's no answer.
So you're wrong,
we don't have to be careful at all, Q. Not you, yeah. We don't have to be careful at all, Q.
No, you're not.
You're mean.
We don't have to be careful at all,
because you don't want to have to be careful.
Because we're always right.
No, the Mexicans are not happy with you guys, man.
They're like, I have plenty of Spanish.
And I also have a Dominican who I'm counting as a Mexican.
Who says people won't get to tell the difference on
the great of that?
Disappointed in you racist disappointed me
Yeah, it's just like it just doesn't cannot identify used to be able to identify with you
But can no longer identify with you because I like south of the border. Okay, no
I
Burnt to the ground I'll give you shit either way. I got matter
It's your angry tone about about things that you know should matter
Oh should it should it matter to me because it matters to you fuckhead
Right it should matter to all of us. No, it shouldn't everything's got a matter Everybody that's crazy. That's the problem. Everyone thinks everything has to matter That is the problem. That's like Chelsea Clinton is fucking summed up everything matters to me
So much so that you'll just retweet fucking news articles that aren't true and your monster if you're like, I don't care
I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. Some of here's just some of the
There's some of the responses that I got
God, there are problems! There are some of the responses that I got.
Okay, good.
South of the border is plain ignorant
and no different than blackface humor.
Oh, no.
Alright.
Yeah.
Where's your first-year fucking comment now?
Oh, I bet you're from Halloween.
I bet you're from Halloween.
I could go out with a fucking sombrero on
but if I'm in blackface,
it's gonna be a totally different story.
And who is in this world?
Who is this?
Somebody from fucking Berkeley?
It doesn't matter who it is. I mean all it matters matter. It does matter because there are better because white motherfuckers are constantly weighing in on shit
Saviors look at that name and tell me you think that's a oh
Fuck that guy
That guy save our asses. I saved our asses and now you're ready to be like you're telling me
That guy save our asses. I saved our asses. And now you're ready to be like You're telling me
This guy's name is pepper pepper. He's a listener. How do you say?
He came on and he he's one who's he's rescued making clay
And he'll always be grateful for that but I'll never ever give up on myself
I said that it's wow pepper. So that's what made it so he couldn't identify
Look, he don't know what else. His name names that hallipenio this is what um really
pop pepper did you see it by the way I did what did I this this touches into this
okay because I want to read this because I read this saddest thing read that I
haven't think if this if this doesn't make you feel horrible I'm on your side and and if
this with you I don't I know you don't probably won't feel anything you're fucking fucking patriarchy white you're you're you're you're
have a soul if you don't if you don't feel horrible and feel sad that a person
has to feel this way yeah then I don't know if I could I don't know if I
could be your friend anymore okay he doesn't want to dwell on these things
about you know about this is pepper she doesn't want to dwell on these things about, you know, about. This is pepper slings.
He doesn't want to dwell on it because it's because it's just a price of admission being
being an immigrant in America.
He feels that like that's how that's how that's point that I thought that was sad that
he feels it's that's just the way it is that he has to put up with seeing something like
South of the border for being that's the price he has to pay for
the public. So he's not an American? An American immigrant.
Was he born in America? He says,
that's the price of admission being immigrants in America.
He feels that. Okay, so I don't think it's,
I don't think he's, I don't think he's in,
I don't think he came from, it doesn't matter where he's from.
I mean, is, but he worries from originally or,
it doesn't matter. The fact that there's a people out there who think
While this is just this is the cause of immigrants. I mean, we're all immigrants. I'm like my mom is born
Italy right now. Yeah, but you guys don't have fucking a South the fucking South of Naples
Talk about what about Super Mario. I have to deal with it's a me Mario my entire life every time I call that
That's what I see how is that different?
How is Mario being like it's a me Mario different from Pedro is it you think it's the same thing
I think it's the same fucking thing ones accepted and ones not yeah
If you take that if you take Mario in his is plumber gear whatever the fuck painter gear and and the cartoonish
Italian accent really I mean
Pedro doesn't even have a voice so I would say fucking Mario's maybe more
offensive than all of south of the border you gotta come in out against Mario
pepper Rivera oh well well I mean it is I was supposed to prove if I had a
soul oh my god I thought you don't think that's a little stronger people now
people are just like,
because there are certain people, certain part of the
population, that's like, well, that's just the way it is. What
can we do? Can we use the word marginalize? So we all
sound smart.
Can you use it if you want? You don't sound smart. You really
sound like a fool right now. Oh, damn. Oh, no. I don't
agree with the woke. Because you don't think it's sad that
there's people who are like, well, we just have to accept that's the way it is.
But I don't know the price of being a...
Is it really Vera, Mexican?
Spanish.
I don't give a fuck. There's a whole wide-ranging Hispanics.
I know I'm counting my Dominican. I know I'm counting senior McFly.
And isn't Spanish?
Spanish.
Yeah.
Not Hispanic. Not my Spanish. Any number of Central American South American countries is okay. So you're saying
there's no Cuba. Hey man, I like fucking his Spanish. You can but you can't but
your self but there's different levels of you couldn't do you couldn't do a
black face south of whatever right but you're but you're like but it's like
and we guys getting all tight about if it's South of the world?
Let me tell you something.
If there was a black face south of the border, I would go.
No, you would.
I would too.
I'd be like, you know, when you want to see what this is like,
it's fucking unbelievable that they did this.
But I would also go to that giant fucking arc
and Kentucky that they're building, that Christian thing.
There's like a huge Christian theme park
that it's like a billion, they're trying to make it
the Disneyland of Christian parks. I don't know if it's around. Sure I'll go right and then like like
but I don't understand why how is that even in the same context though because I
would just go so I could report back and be like so I saw something really fucked
up did you guys know there's a blackface theme park. I probably would have
part south of the border is technically a theme park.
Right. Okay. Rest stop. Yeah. Okay. So there's a black face themed rest stop. Nobody would go
to that. So why do we go to south of the border then? I think our
traditions point is that it's not the same thing. But I don't see like it's the same thing.
But we're we have from somebody who is more, I think,
more steak.
Yeah, more has more dog in the fight than you do.
Perhaps.
So while we're in the fight,
I'm in bad ice.
I was like,
oh,
oh,
just saying there's, there's,
there's, there's more to it than like that.
That makes me sad though that somebody would write that though.
It's just a price I have to pay.
He didn't say that.
He said it's the price of admission.
So it's very possible that he's fucking but hurt on someone else's behalf,
which is like 90% of the people that you hear from.
I'll tell you a whole bunch of fucking Mexicans were on Twitter being like, don't
care.
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure some don't, some do, but if some do, then...
Oh fuck that, because the second you start caring about, or the second you start dealing
with people like, well, I care about this.
If it's not important to you, and it's not important to the world at large, again, like
you said.
Do you imply you that I'm not important?
I'm supposed to now care about everything. It's not important to the world at large. Again, like you said. I was not important. I'm supposed to now care about everything.
It's not possible.
Am I gonna be a phony and be like, oh my God,
when we went to Florida,
I drove by South of the border and I kept driving
because I was so offended
because the price of admission in this country
for an immigrant is fucking South of the border.
Like, I didn't think any of that.
I'm like, hey, Sage, you wanna see a colorful place?
Right, you didn't think any of it,
but now that you've heard it though,
it should make you go and maybe pause for a second,
be like, okay, I didn't see that point of view.
Now I have heard it, and if you're still like,
I don't give a fuck.
I heard it last week from you, end him.
Yeah, but I think coming from,
I thought coming from, You still like, give a fuck though. Yeah, but I think coming for I thought coming from
Yeah, why do I gotta care he doesn't have to care well then it by I think though that it shows
I chose a lack of humanity a lack of
Characters shows he's got his own fucking problems. Yeah, there's lots of stuff I do care about but like south of the border is not one of them
Like if I care on a level unless ain'm care on a level where you go and you,
and you actively do something about it, but for you to be like, and to hear a point of
you, a valid point of view, and be like, I don't care.
No, I'm not saying I don't, I'm not saying I don't care that, that, that, that this
is pepper's feeling. I don't even know if pepper's upset. I like them
I
Actually, I like the guy the time I spent with them like he's I'm sure that me
I'm sure that helps a lot. Yeah, I mean coming from a soulless
Okay, my self
You said it was one of the good ones. Is that what you try to say? Yeah, is that what you're committing to? Yeah pepper worked under the table for minimal wage Threatening to get him deported if you didn't too good. Yeah, now
I don't think that's a case. I think there's plenty of immigrants here who don't feel that way
I'll take every immigrant, but I'm sure but they're very well-bepe plenty who do though
Let me tell you something I feel worse for Q in this whole Mario thing. I'm not playing Mario card anymore
No, I'm for great that I bought it two weeks ago. No, I'm for real. I just realized how offended
I am. It is, but even like St. Patrick's Day, like, what is that? It's not offensive though.
How is it not offensive? Because Ireland has adopted it and has made it like part of like
Come See Ireland, you know, the commercial. You see a little leprechaun to dance in it. I don't think that's whatever. I've seen it.
I see, maybe I dreamed it, but I still saw it. I've seen commercials like tour.
Made those commercials. They're on their own stations like you visit Ireland, go visit
Ireland and show you these decrepit castles and then they show a clip of like like uh... like a a
uh... they show clip of a street fair and sure enough
everybody's in green
and there's a lot of i fucking it up definitely in a green fucking outfit
fucking dancing right now does this offend you being irish
no it doesn't be because that country has adopted that
that uh... as their own they've they've made it their own they want they they
cannot now they don't have anything else to get you there what you're
talking about they've got they've got all the fucking green valleys and shit
they've got history but it's not but it but being an electron you're saying
what they've only got one day a year to fucking draw people in but
the but an leprechaun isn't viewed in a in a derogatory way
though a leprechaun is is put up on a mountain
I can say we get for a week and offended you know it's fucking it's a heralded
it's you think that entire culture being reduced to a fucking dancing drunk
small person is not magical like that's fucking that's hurt of like that's
crazy that's no less offensive than like speedy guns all this or
I think you know I'm free to bandito the fact that Ireland has
No, yeah, I don't fucking Rivera. They don't show the they don't show those commercials. I mean those cartoons
I
I just think the
It's well, I mean there's a lot of fucking in Warner Brothers cartoon
So I defend how is how is I don't know if you know this you
I'm dead serious like I would read like how is speed Gonzalez offensive
He's smart
He's got smart everybody just with his speed though. Yeah, it's a one uses his gift. So does the fucking flesh
Like what what is offensive about speed against Alice?
You're asking me. I'm sure you're you're looking up you can find out why it is
but um, but in Ireland know it like if you were to
Take away the leprechaun. Yeah, nobody goes there. I think no, I think you see I think the um the economy would
i think i think you'd see like i think the um... the economy would
would crash
do that many people go there for fucking st. Patrick state like the only
my i was going to say my only uh...
exposure to it is is the st. Patrick's day parade in new york where everyone gets
wasted
right now i mean i'm not going to you can't
lot you can't for sugar coat that i mean yeah it yeah, it's been, America has treated it as a, it's just a blotto.
Fucking holiday, live another day to get completely shit face.
What I love about America, we appropriate shit to get drunk, whether it's fucking
Cinco de Mayo or fucking St. Patty's day, it's like, Hey, can we drink on this
day that means something to other people? Well, fuck it. Let's do it.
Yeah, but I don't think I mean I would I would they love
speedy Gonzalez and Latin America the Hispanic American rights organization
League of United Latin American citizens call them a cultural icon but what I think
the white colleges in fucking New Hampshire say that's what I care about I think
I don't believe any networks are showing those cartoons with it sell they sell. Parts who network bought the rights and then
shelved it. It has been on the air for a year because I think stereotypes but I
don't. I think he wears a sombrero. I think he had a he also had a partner who
was a slow-mouse. A slow-mouse? Well I think that's playing into like you know
the stereotype of like they're lazy. Yeah
That's
I don't I'm not trying to be I'm not trying to argue this. I literally don't understand like why is that
He's just a fast master
Why do you think they why do you think they think they shelve them? I?
Don't know that's that's you
You wait, but they're making a movie out of it you learn it
The anime in December in December
2015 it was
reported an animated film was in development one of brothers
Okay, so in April 2016 was announced that
Eugenio Derba's okay, so maybe that's it. They took maybe the fact that it was a white person voicing him
Maybe that's it. They took, maybe the fact that it was a white person voicing them.
They were like, that's not right. And they fixed out with this.
But it can't be that hard to sand the edges off speed against all of this. He's fucking awesome. He's fast, man.
And also it's like he literally just like it is voice.
He wears a yellow hat and a little red curtiff. And that's it.
Fred Armerson did his voice. So he's been around recently.
It seems weird that they, I don't understand why.
If anybody out there knows why.
Because somebody like, like you say, somebody a cartoon network was like, is one person
going to be offended?
Well fuck it, let's not do it then.
He was featured in the Looney Twins Rob in 2015.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter that he's a fucking hero to the Latinos.
I don't care.
And League of United Latin American citizens.
He's fucking.
A cultural icon they call him. He's a cultural icon. They call
him. He's told man. Look at him. Thousands of users registered their support of the
character on the Hispanic.com message boards. How is that racist but Mario not? I don't
know. That's crazy. I don't know. I also say I don't understand what the point is. So
maybe if I heard it, I'd be like that's right
There's new rules brother. There are new rules. That's true. That brings me to it
So let me say what let me also one more thing and that is like I'm just fucking around with pepper and shit
I don't I don't like anyone to feel bad
For it for any reason unless you're like piece of shit and you deserve it
But you're you're an immigrant you come here and you're made to feel
and welcome or people like, go back to your own country,
that kind of shit.
Like, I get that, but I would be lying if I were to say that,
like, this was close to my heart south of the border.
No, no, no, no.
I don't think it should be close to your heart
all of a sudden, but I think when you hear a different point
of view, I'm saying, if it doesn't make you stop and be like,
well, and give it a fair and honest consideration,
then that could be a sign of...
No, it could be a sign of the sun has become the father.
Why? Edgar doesn't care about?
I don't know. No, I'm just talking about, you know,
I'm not saying, not literally your father, but like,
you know how you get older, like, you know, and then you become, you know, you become that, you become scared and,
um, scared.
And, you know, you just become like, you have, you feel like, you know,
the young generation grew into the old generation.
Right, and that will be every generation,
because this generation that's mouth and mouth now
will eventually be like, oh, we fucking kids too.
I know, this generation's got something,
they got some, they got some fucking...
Yeah, they're fucking morons.
Gusto, I don't see this generation turning into...
They're passionate about what you shouldn't be able to say.
But they've got more passion,
and they've got, and they also got the social
media the the the weapon that will people are already tuning it out. No way. No way. It's
more important than it's ever been. Social media. I don't know about that. I think that
because everyone has a voice and it's those are the people that get heard. But as a certain
people step back on their lives. How the done the same as the president. How the fuck is it working?
Yeah.
But social media is being turned off, it's being tuned out.
I think that-
It's being marginalized.
I think that the Trump is a response to.
I said this two years ago.
Right, but it just made it even more.
Like, there's more on social media about hating Trump.
Then, probably, that's the most, that's more of that on the internet than anything at this point probably
Young dude, I mean no way no way I call it the first time I'm calling now
All right, I will get to the forest if he doesn't want to do it. Oh, that's it
I don't see him getting a second turn. Oh, we'll see. I don't know who they're gonna put up against them, but boy. I mean
You got you got you got you I mean it should be a slam dunk, but it is not going to be a slam dunk
He is going to win again
Based on what what is he done the same shit that the last one was based on everybody's getting so fucking annoyed at everybody else
So you're like oh fuck you guys here's more Trump. Yeah, that's what's gonna happen double Trump for you
All right, what about it?
So it, yeah, I went to see it.
What do you think before you begin to do that?
I thought it was like, to me, it was okay.
It came to me, it came down like kind of like a slasher movie
mixed with stranger things.
Yeah, I thought it was, I was like, it was, yeah, it was like
whatever. It's a shame because it should have been fucking awesome
If they put some of this shit in the book like Henry Bowers for example the Mullet kid. Yeah, he was a psychopath
Well, this is my problem. Okay. What was any of the black in movie Mike Hanlon? Okay, Mike Hanlon
I read the book 15 years ago
Talk about being reduced to like nothing
This is what I was like because I was like I don't remember his like I don't remember
But then I was like when the bully was going after him
I
Don't know if it was the simple is like we don't want you in this town. No, it was not it was like what the fuck this is it?
Nella it was a blackface road stop of a scene like they're picking on this black kid and like
It's supposed to be racist, but it's so fucking watered down that literally the bad guy the fucking psychotic bad guy
Who's not a clown is just his way of being racist is like we don't want you in this town
That's it get out of my town. Yeah get out of my town. I was like this is the 80s
They really think this is how people talk back then. I don't even think they would talk like it now.
This is fucking nuts. I was like, that is, that is fucking white washing.
What did you want to hear though?
I don't want to hear anything, but I'm just like, they're making it seem like black
kids in the 80s who were getting picked on by, by bullies like that.
Had to deal with a light.
I don't want you in this town.
I'm going to do a worse, you're saying.
Yeah, I think it should be realistic. Because otherwise, I'm like,
would have been uncomfortable to watch. Yeah, but was it in the book?
Was it more that's what I want to have to be 100% in the book was like way
out like dropping the N word left and right and stuff like that. Yeah,
just like any like slur you can think of is what I just think to be.
I'm not saying that I'm that they should have done that. Well, the
wash in a day of, but I think they over corrected too much of the point where I was like,
I was like, whoa.
I mean, I saw the, I like, I saw the,
I get the kids suffering and making it like,
yeah, like it's like it's a minor annoyance.
Yeah, I was like, it really seems like then, like,
how important was this to the movie overall, the movie though?
No, I was though no it was there
that they were picking on the kid but in two different situations they were
picking on them because he was black and they were saying we don't want you in
this town and I was like that to me it's like after school that's not what
people have to deal with right like that's not what they had to that's not what they
got to deal with today yeah but back then for sure. I'm like holy fuck man, that's so like
was it set in the 80s or was it was it was so the film?
It was in the 50s.
The movie set in the 80s.
Okay.
And I look, I know the other thing is I also don't want a young black
actor to be on set being called the N word left take after take.
I'd get that too.
I would hate it.
But to me me it had
you're an actor now I am an actor now that's right you're an actor now you've been in
harm movies what if you like what if you were cast to be that guy had to say you know
that to that kid I would like it I get it that's what I'm saying but to me it was almost
weirdly disrespectful in a way that that's what they boil it down to. Right. I was like, that's...
It was like TV movie types. Yeah, and I'm like, that's not enough to get across
with this poor kid fucking went through.
Yeah, you didn't feel it.
You didn't, like maybe the fact kid you felt a little bit
because you got cut with a knife,
but everyone else was just like,
I've seen people in real life bullied way worse than that.
Yeah.
And this was supposed to be like the town bully psychopath who like him and that guy Patrick
Hawks did our crazy racist.
Right.
Just like insane.
Yeah.
They're insane people.
And he's like, I don't want you in this town.
Yeah, he just seemed like he had like anger issues.
And it was like, oh man, they're doing a dissu- cause how fucking I look like, I don't
know, man, it just felt to me like they did,
they did fucking, it was just a disservice
to what people went through with this shit.
That's the reason it made so much money is
because they make it palatable for the masses
as a horror movie.
I'm not in the stand.
And that's,
Was it good?
I didn't think so.
Yeah, like,
I think it was,
I don't think it was bad. I think it was just pedestrian.
Here's it. Let's watch it. Right. And didn't you also feel like any time an adult was in the movie
they were either crazy or a child molester. One of the two. There are no father was so over the top.
There's no, oh, he was awful. There's no normal adults in the movie at all and
The kids like I don't know like I feel like you sort of had to have
You you had to know the book or the story at least
Dude otherwise you're like what the fuck you would be like what the fuck's going on?
I was like I was like I read the books on in the stand what's going on?
I was like, but do you have any idea who these fucking people are and my day was like no, no
I don't know. I don't know what's going on
Right. It's fucking weird, man
How is how was the clown aspect clown was good until they started CGIing them up
And then I'm just like CGI and doing the Japanese like moving super fast
Like every time it was CGI was like
It doesn't look real
Was the other it better?
No, it's such.
Was Tim Curry better?
I think Tim Curry was better.
I liked him more.
He was definitely like creeping right away.
He looked like a fucking real dude in the clown.
Yeah. I don't think that they got across that it was the leper.
I don't think they got across.
I don't think anybody would have an idea what the fuck is going on.
What leper? Yeah, because think they got across like, I don't think anybody would have an idea what the fuck is that? What?
Lepper?
Yeah, because they each run into different monsters.
It manifests, the creature manifests itself as whatever scares you the most.
So there was like one kid who was on all these medications and he was afraid of infections
and shit, so a leper obviously, you know, disease.
But they never explain that.
Nope. Like if you didn't know that's what we're going on, you just thought there was a leper hanging out you know, disease. But they never explain that. Nope.
Like if you didn't know that's what was going on,
you just thought there was a leper hanging out
outside of a house.
Right.
And remember in the book too, he was always like squeezing
his own dick like as he's chasing the kid.
I'm sure.
I gotta read this book.
You just said that word, maybe like,
does leper and leprechaun have anything in common?
Is there something connected to being a leper
and being a leprechaun?
No, because it's LEPR and LEPRE
It's different. Oh, okay. I was gonna say I would love to see a leper like go for Halloween
Yeah, leper con
But may a lot of money, huh? I mean, it's the highest grossing our rated movie opening ever
Get him was telling me
It wasn't so horrible that I'm like what the fuck?
There was just like yeah, you didn't walk out like it was the mangle or something. I like when that kid took the bad
I was like now I have to kill this fucking clown the resignation in his voice
I don't know that that was the perfect line reading. I don't understand. Can you tell me why there was so much?
Excitement for this movie considering that it was a TV movie last season
King movies.
One of the most popular books.
A lot of Stephen King movies don't really do that.
Some don't do well.
Obviously there's some that do, but there seem to be a lot of anticipation and real excitement
for this.
And I've seen other Stephen King movies open with nobody talks about it. It is one of his most popular books. And it's also just that image, that iconic image of Pennywise
and the sewer great looking up. I think I've made from the TV movie. From the cover of the book.
Oh, okay. Yeah. That and like the claw hand like sticking out. Yeah, I think that's that image is what grabs a lot of people. Whereas like,
you know, Shawshank Redemption, what's the image that's going to great movie, but what's going to
grab you, you know? I mean, it plus the clown. Pennywise and clown is in pop culture. I think a lot more
than a lot of other things. So so far as of yesterday, it's made 170 million on a production budget of 35. So there's
5 million dollars no doubt look good look more. Yeah, that's really good for 35. I would thought it'd be more
plus far and so far it's made 275. So I think it chapter two is oh there is a chapter two. Yeah, because
a part half of it's them as kids half of them as them as adults. Yeah, like they promised each other so they said they said they filmed the movie and
anticipating that it would do well. I don't know, I could be wrong. I thought they
filmed both parts at once. So it's a guaranteed and you'll be seeing the sequel. I'll
see it. Yeah. Like it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. So I wasn't like I don't want to see the
sequel. But it like I just don't think anybody. I didn't, I didn't, they didn't connect any of the...
It was seen, it was like this.
Now this happens, now this happens, now this happens, now this happens.
And some of the like, the montages were weird too, like when they're like, we can't leave
this bathroom like this, and there's like this weird happy upbeat like cleaning the bathroom
scene.
Yeah, it was really strange.
So then the other thing that really made me feel like I was in a time like I am now
Pause of the world that I want to go see Groundhog Day on Broadway
Oh, I made that into a play and it is fucking excellent like one of the best things I've ever seen on Broadway
A lot of songs a lot of songs, but the songs are good the play is dark and funny. It's closing
No, it's dark and funny. So nobody went the the toilet. How long it had been on in, on,
I think like eight months.
How that quick, huh?
Yeah, and it was like a huge hit in England
that one like their version of the Tony's
it was the best actor.
It's fucking great.
The play is great, legit great.
And you know, the story like, you know, the movie
with the Ghostbusters right?
So I'm walking down there in the intermission and there's this guy behind me with his date and he's going like,
well this is all about the patriarch and how and how this is what he's saying.
This is what he's saying. Like I'm listening to my ears perk up on a
here patriarch. What's going on behind me? And he's like, because Andy McDowell's
character, his name Rita, he's like and like, he's like, because Andy McDowell's character, his name Rita, he's like, and like, it's
about the patriarchy and how she doesn't have any choices and any choices she has doesn't
matter because the next day she's just reset and he's going on and on about how Groundhog
Day is like, she's the victim.
This is a dude who's living in Hope of Post, right?
It's fun, dude.
I turn her into a look that of course it's the fucking tight skinny jeans and fucking right and I'm just like Jesus Christ.
Wait after I get south of the border shut down, going after ground hooks.
I think you are. You are fucking.
How do you not turn around and be like, shut the fuck up.
Because shut up bitch.
Because what is he going to change?
That's not how you win.
That's not how you win these battles that you're trying to win.
I'm like you say I have no dog in the fight. I'm a fuck. I am the patriarchy.
Fuck.
The fuck, she's never gonna fuck this guy.
Like looking at them or you like I don't care how much he talks about the patriarchy.
I'm just like no because he's talking about the fuck.
Like she's like I might have given him so. I don't care how much he talks about the patriarchy. I'm just like, no, because he's talking about the fuck about the fucking-
I might have given him so.
Play is so fucking good and so fucking funny and so dark
and so, like, there's a suist, there's a song
about him killing himself and there's a montage
of him killing himself over and over again.
It's fucking awesome to watch.
And you're just like, this motherfucker's talking
about the patriarchy.
He's looking to be offended.
Oh, God.
And he's wrong because like the fucking play,
like the play addresses that in a smart
Fucking way that you're not like they're pandering like they do talk about that and the thing you're just like
This fucking guy this fucking guy
He's like oh, I got to get back to Brooklyn
I'm just like man. It's, I consider myself a pretty liberal guy,
but holy fuck.
What a fucking asshole.
What an asshole.
He's just an asshole.
Shushed him.
He's annoying.
The fucking play is about a dude who's in a time loop.
Fucking going day from day, who's panicking,
who's afraid, who's fucking everything.
And he's things like, like well heart choices don't matter
Nobody's choices matter. You fucking dick. Oh
God you fucking and choose to leave and just choose to leave if a bug just so much. This is why look man
I like Russia. I like Putin, but the mother fuck is putting pictures of him out there shirtless fucking hunting in fishing
is putting pictures of him out there shirtless fucking hunting in fishing.
I was like, there's a war!
We're fuckers.
You are fuckers.
Tell him, Steve Dave.
Still got two spots, okay?
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Fuck that.
How am I going to come out when the fucking
assless chaps on fucking boots and two sick cheaters?
And this guy's going to be like, ah, the paycheck, okay?
And I'm going to be a labor camp.
He's going to be waxing his mustache
and adjusting the cups on his skinny jeans
Doesn't have a mustache no, I'm talking about skinny jeans
It was the most fight dude. It was the most cultured mustache. You have a senior fucking entire life absolutely
2023 24 years old and I'm like you you know it all
They they know it all
He does he know knew, he knew, he was so fucking annoyed
at the patriarchy and how this cat,
and the female character, how hard choice it was gonna matter.
He was like, he couldn't get around it.
Could not get a fucking round.
Ruined the play form.
Ruined the play, it's a real point for you.
Where they fucking dressed it.
Like, I was like, did he have a rump?
I don't know, you know me, Rob sit in front front row. I don't know. I'm selling popcorn.
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That guy fucking made my skin crawl. But can you imagine that dude like that that was just a brief window of time with that guy?
Can you imagine like?
You work with that guy or you're you happen to be like
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going? But why bother getting up because that dude's going into life, oh he prepared to be offended.
Oh yeah. It doesn't matter where he's. He's just trying to get laid in which case I respect the angle, bro, but there's better ways to go about it. Yeah. Unless she feels just
maybe he knew that was the only angle that was going to get those panties soggy. Listen,
that could be a staring cut. That could be like I heard real fucking fury in this guy's
voice. I really just like calm down. I'm the one who's affected I'm not doing it
And the second act starts with
I don't know if you're
doing the movie but there's this character that he's like
what high school did you go to?
And he finds out all the facts and he uses it to get laid
It starts with her character singing a song
about how
men only see her as a fucking
as a sex object which frankly I thought was a little overdone
to be honest but I was, they address it right away.
Right.
So I'm just like, do you think a neutralized his fucking whole thing and you didn't get
any push?
No, I think he was like, whoa.
At best, he was probably only gonna scissor with her anyway.
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You know didn't then they use butter and one of those one of those famous sex scenes in a movie Oh, that butter and nine pat no last time going Paris. I was tangled Paris. He uses
Butter that shit's butter. Is that possible to use butter sure butter works anything works
I mean guys spitting their hands and prison works. I'm pretty sure
butter works. They they have butter and prison because I bet you that's all that's
they're using the butter on them but you like I'll bet you butter is in short supply
and it'll emit like more than cigarettes. No I bet you it's outlawed and you know
because that's all it's gonna happen. Oh yeah. They're hiding the butter and saving the
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sex crazy. The butter is lubricant. It's more
port than basic dairy. For guys who don't have
anything about prism, that's our like our
perception is that like we're shocked to find out that the
commissary even serves butter to the inmates. Right, yeah,
like anytime I see butter being served in public, I'm like, oh my god.
Thank God we're not in prison because of all the designers.
That's what I love about the way, Pran. You're at home.
You got your own butter, you know. Do it as you please. Eat it.
Otherwise you'll lose. How long after seeing that? Now, when how long
did you see the movie last time go in Paris?
I started college. How long it take you to not to see butter and not think of that scene?
Oh, that's a good question.
Probably just still thinking about it.
The clock still ticking.
That's how impactful it was for you that like have you tried the butter method?
I haven't, but I did
that movie in that scene opened up a conversation with a girl I was seeing that led to that act.
Sans butter. When you use a place of butter, jelly? I don't remember something jelly. No,
wasn't it? James? I think it was like lubricant. Relish. Yeah, No, wasn't it cute? Jam? Jam?
I think it was like lubricant.
Relish.
Yeah, like, yeah, it doesn't necessarily have to be a condiment.
I think.
Armicuse.
Ooh, it's my touch.
It's so sweet.
I think it's good for.
I think it's good for.
I think it's good for.
I'm not going to eat that.
I might as well fuck a butter face.
Really?
Yeah.
Ooh. What is this? Look at the smile on his face. I might as well fuck a butter face Really yeah, whoo
What is this smile on his face?
Really look at him. Look at him. Go light and now he's not worried about the patriarchy now
Look at he's a man over there thinking about his conquest. Yeah, I don't fucking get there
I'm worried about how she felt the feelings of shit
I can't get there, I'm not gonna learn about how to felt. Yeah, the feelings and shit.
You don't have her.
You fucking bagging me.
I could tell by the way she was like,
Ow!
Oh, you got any butter?
I got mojran.
It's gonna have to do you slom.
It's my mother's butter, mojran.
I can't use it on you.
Can't believe it's not butter.
Shhh.
You're not worth butter. You're a lot. Yeah, you would, you would went like some land
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that that that would use oil of a leg the community that community makes and Pennsylvania Oh the dumbish the umish butter yeah yeah anything she would would that be would that have been she was
Like disrespectful to use their their butter they made my hands and such
Who the hell is she yeah?
I mean if he went back and was like hey guess what I use your fucking butter for
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You're married with kids highly unlikely that there's any fucking butter in the mix.
I don't think.
Butter?
No, probably.
I could be gonna be honest, even after seeing it,
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hey, I know.
Butter.
Why the hell are you kind of bragging
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Like if you plug the butter.
Yeah, can it be, can you get calories?
Well, the kind of butter, like, you know how it split up in table and like the markings
is 80 calories.
Okay.
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It's horrible as a way that life force that if she is married with kids
Even though we haven't named her right we're talking about someone's wife and mom right now
Yeah, but I mean that's just life is this life we you know like if I ever had a kid and they're like hey dad
Tell me like all this stuff you did when you were my age. Well, you'd be like yeah, well listen this podcast
Yes, I'd be like do you got well listen to this podcast. Yes, I'd be like, do you got 400 hours?
Go check out Tell them Steve Day.
Like, if you had to tell your son about the birds and the bees, how graphic would you be?
Um, I don't know, well how old is he?
He's 18.
What?
He's 18. I'm telling about the birds and the bees. I'm like I should have institutionalized you your
I should have given you up come on man. Yeah, you're like you you're talking about how you know how Edgar was and his loving to you
That's how you're gonna talk to your 18-year-old who's like dad. He's coming up and up finally. It's like daddy
Well, he has hands in it
Oh daddy
I
Need to put on the fake voice like that. I just play that song for them that like let me tell you about the bird
I know this is awkward and you haven't haven't talked about it, but I
Think I think you you I don't feel you about it but I think I think you you I
don't feel you're gonna tell me unless I ask you because yeah I mean I'm 18
you haven't told me yet I think it's your responsibility can you please be a
father and tell me what I should know I'd like also I haven't been a father and
any other fucking aspects you fucking ingrate there again the son has become
the father tell him Steve Dave. No way, we got mad, right?
I don't know.
You're crazy.
No, really, don't.
Like, white, like, you, you, you, you, you, you, maybe you assumed you didn't need
to talk.
Mm-hmm.
But he's coming, you and he's saying, I do need it.
How graphic and how do you go from past experience?
You like, well, me and your mother, you know you know before she died and it was an accident
would you tell her would you tell him with the mom or would you want to have this be a father
and son conversation I guess I would be up to him I would be like, you know what I'm talking to you? Let me just show you on your mother. This is where I make her gang.
Oh my God.
I mean, I'd be stunned at 18.
If he came to me, I'd be like, oh my God, where did I go wrong?
Like, how have you not learned from your friends or from the fucking internet or from the multitude of fucking sources that aren't me?
What the fuck you haven't got any pussy you're a disgrace
I'm dry as that I just own them. I'd be like put out some skinny jeans go
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Because we can't do this in 12-old minutes because we're on a high right now. What do you mean? Hi? We got to end it. We got to record Lou Crate and put it earlier in the episode.
Because we can't do this in 12-old minutes, because we're on a high right now.
What do you mean, high?
High.
Like a high note.
That's right.
Yeah.
It's real life.
This is how Tom Steve David is.
He highs and lows.
Yeah, and they could come within minutes.
Give us a great, great.
Lou Crate is a 12-minute gap been achieved since the last day. Well, that's what I'm saying give you a break. Is there 12 minutes? Is the 12 minute gap been achieved since the last ad?
Well, that's why I'm saying it like that.
Definitely not.
There's another 12 minutes.
That's from the last ad to the,
I think it's a percentage of the time of the show.
So that 12 minutes was for that episode.
However, fucking long that episode was.
So I don't know.
We'll just do Luke Crate now.
I don't know.
This is all so fucking dope. The formula. The hard way to do I don't know. We'll just do Lucrate now. I don't know. This is all so fucking dope.
The formulas.
I know, formulas.
All kinds of shit.
What are we scientists?
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I think we talked about this last week.
I love robots.
Yeah.
I always have.
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and uh... had had boundless energy.
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We're going to make that a talking car.
Herbie?
The robot?
Herbie, the love book.
I was in a kid.
This kid, or the robot?
There's herbie talk.
Herbie talk.
Like, does Chitty, Chitty bang that in a cow?
Herbie, you know what?
You're going to know a car is not a robot.
All right, well, what world do you live in, that you live in?
Well, these mechanicals, live in, that you're in? Well, he's mechanical.
Any talks, any things.
He's just missing the arms and legs.
What you do doesn't have arms.
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I was coming around from a wrong.
A future on a vendor vendor. Yeah. Really?
And there is a future on his.
I didn't realize you had this so much affection for him.
Oh, I've got serious through like four or five times.
I'd want to know and he would have introduced you to the guy who comes in, right?
Did you tell him?
He's like, at least he wants. Yeah.
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
All right. Now we got that's her. Yeah.
All right, now we got Bender.
Wow, there's a, there's a choice not a lot of people
I think would have Bender on that, but.
Yeah, I really, really like Futurama.
Okay.
I'm gonna put Robocop up there.
He's more a cyborg, right?
He's a robot.
He has Robo in the name.
Yeah, but he's part human.
To me, that makes him a cyborg.
I think cyborgs are okay here.
So you're gonna get a rant, yeah, I think anything that's...
Well the Terminator.
To Aloy, and Doe Skeleton.
Sentient, sentient cars, no good.
Cyborg's good.
She's good.
All right, one more in the spot of Mount Rushmore robots.
I'm not kidding, no Wild West.
I mean, no know Westworld?
No, there's nobody really that I kind of remember.
You will, I'd probably go one of the alien robots
bishop or someone before Westworld.
No, that would be my choice.
Okay, all right.
Westworld.
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Don't trust me.
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Huh.
What about like, is mecha Godzilla robot?
I was good, that would be mine. Yeah, mecha Godzilla robot? I was good.
That would be mine.
Yeah, mecha Godzilla make that last spot for me.
What other robots are there?
You're missing probably.
You got the fan bots.
Six-me-nd dollar man, is he a robot?
I think he's more of a cyborg of those cyborgs.
He'll be like, what in cowboys put a robot?
Like, what about a vision?
But I don't have a connection to the
what about that what the fuck is that movie where he's like number five is alive
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circuit
that's 10th thing you're both gonna call me a lot of names. I probably owe Johnny
five you can go ahead and it speaks back to your childhood. That's where you're
love your love of a fair amount of robots. But I know I'm forgetting important robots
but Johnny five might get it. I love those fucking movies as a kid. They're poised for a
comeback, right? I think that has been around for years like they want to. But what
is missing robots? You what? I'm missing some robots. Well, let's see. I mean,
there's got I mean, what about um, do you mind if I just type famous robots? Yeah,
great. Yeah. This is a good conversation. What about the two the two
transformer guys who are like
They're like all wacky and shit and they're like pissing on stuff
The death how is considered a robot according to this chart from two thousand. Yeah, I don't see it that way. He's basically a car
Just spaceship business. Yeah, Wally. Oh, yeah. People that I love.
I didn't see Wally, but people really like it.
Well, you got one spot left.
Well, the silence are pretty cool.
The silence are pretty fucking cool.
What is it like as you command?
Is that what they say?
Spouse or galactica, right?
Yeah.
I never liked that shit.
I don't know if I'm gonna give it to, uh,
It was the next best thing to star wars on TV.
There's a far, far far to step down. I agree
So I'm gonna do three P on R2 bender
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You know what was fucking really sort of disappointing was old faithful.
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Yeah, like, okay.
How old were you though?
I was pretty old.
It was when I was on that motorcycle trip, so I was like well into my 30s.
And that's why if you saw it as a child, you might have a little bit when you still
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