Tell Em Steve-Dave - #352: LEGO Babies

Episode Date: September 30, 2017

Bry smells something foul, Walt brings a list of peeves, Q cares about nothing. Music: Doug Funnie - Rick and Morty (Recap Rap)

I'm treated by like ice hockey comics does. That should be the new life. Which means to bore them to death. You want to keep going below the belt? I'm like in Vinc go ahead, but I think that's... You know they do that on each other. Are you invited back next week? Are they going to have the cashier from Yester Cade's on again?

Tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. Cute. Hello. You looking good. Thank you, pal. It smells weird in here, though, doesn't it? It smells weird to you.

I didn't catch that, but what do you... What do you... Look at the stank of someone who's slummed with ISIL complex since we saw him last time. Oh, good. I think you're talking about our sore leak, because we actually have been dealing with a sore leak. Have you?

Yeah, but I think we've... We've figured it out, though. He just put a quirk in his Six hours of the day he's got his finger in a hole in the basement He's like the nasty fucking Dutch boy I think I would say the more heroic Dutch boy. He's putting his finger in a fucking feces. But it's in his own hands. If it was like a raster, again. See, that's what we didn't, do you know what? That's what there was none of that. An eye-cell comics. There was nobody fucking immediately going to like your fucking each other, your your gay for each other, your like making like

for each other, you're like making like bigoted homosexual references. Oh, it's coming in. I'm not gonna talk to you. I'm not gonna talk to you. That I'm very disappointed in you with no one do that. It is a different atmosphere on Icel comics. It's like welcoming, it's like they're excited to talk to you, even though they've talked to you every day. They still are like super excited to sit there and talk to you at a podcast

table. It's really like other professionals or entertainers. It was it was a different atmosphere. It was like, I mean, it wasn't a funny atmosphere. It was different. It's not and I don't know. Does it always have to be about laughs? Usually I find not always, but I mean, when it's never about laughs, then that becomes a problem.

Was it about comics? It just took us. Yeah, I did. I talked to, I talked comics. I talked about a Metro. Yeah. I talked about the comic that, um... Metro's Ming's code name. They...

They... Well, we were talking about it. We did, we none of that. We. We did. We should have been on the mic and Ming show because I listened to it the other day and they were calling me an asshole. They were like, he used to be a fat asshole. Now he's just an asshole. Oh, really? Yeah. It's not always like that. Maybe I sell comics is like the wait. Um, that's the safe space. I sell comics. The open for like 10 more minutes. Yeah, I really wish we had close that door. But okay.

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So, and I feel weird talking about it, like monopolizing Tom Steve Dave, and I'm talking about a project that I'm only involved with, so I felt like, on a comic book podcast, I could talk in depth about it. And so I went on ISIL comics, and they were, like I said, they were commenting on it. It's an atmosphere that I haven't been a part of in a while You know, yeah, you're gonna be going back Where did they record it right here? Oh, yeah, yeah, so you could be on every episode if you want I could be I could be you know What a thrill that would be

I got I mean I got an unbanned side of sky it literally was it blew my mind that they were talking to me as if like they didn't know me as being like this early grouchy mother fuckers but you had a just mocked him for two months straight on tv ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha when you put it that way. But I guess that was I was very it was such a warm reception it blew my mind. I couldn't believe that like they were like that excited to you know to somebody they see constantly. I was I see Tom mom of of Blue Juice and in his frantic effort to let people know that you're gonna be at New York Comic Con. It's like mistyping fucking tweets and shit.

It's like, don't be pretentious to that. But that fucking bum me out because like, it's like Walt Flattigan will be at the Blue Juice booth all weekend. Is what he said, every day. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna stay in New York. Until you sell out. You got a hotel room? Yeah. Whoa. But here's the rub.

When Walt said he was gonna do it, I vowed that if he did it, I was like, I'll sit there with you. So maybe I'll sit there with you. Oh, I'm sorry. No hotel room. I just knew you were. I mean, we know that we would never,

I forgot you said that, but we would never hold you to that proclamation. You say a lot of things that, you know, I'm trying to be better about that. Nobody can believe. Yeah, we all we know you to be. You're out of a long history of like, I'll do that and then you never do it. So like I would never be like you have to do that. This is, I mean, the first day you're going to be there. I don't know how many other days you're playing to be there, but you know, well, it was zero until you. I said you do that for the first five minutes. But, you know, I did, I did, I talked about that book, I talked about Metrohack, site on both two releases that I'm involved with come 2018 and, did Mike and Ming talk about the releases they're involved with

what releases with those with those with those be after after my experience on on the ISO comics the latest episode I am making I am if there's going to be potty talk about ISO comics that's only going to come from one person at this table. You guys are right over. Stroke now. That's good. There's only one person that's going to be doing the potty talk

about isle comics. If there is potty talk on Isle Comics on Tom's team. They won your heart? I mean, they won't be over. Like a real person. They should be as if I was like, I was a real celebrity. It was bizarre. Yeah, I can't go.

I can't engage in now. That would be like tearing their hearts out and like urinating in their cavity or chest cavities. Now are you invited back next week? Are they going to have the cashier from yesterday's on again? You're not even going to get a laugh at him. You're not even going to get a laugh at me. You want to keep going below the belt? I'm like a man, go ahead. No, they do that on each other.

No laughs. No laughs. No laughs. No laughs. You're not going to bring me into that arena, that three-ring circle of depravity. If you give me a laugh, I'll mention Blue Juice and your book on Monday when I do the the already an Anthony show. Oh, are you going on there? Yeah, nice What's that? Arty Lang and Anthony Kumia who used to be part of it sure? Yeah Anthony started his own network. He's got a bunch of shows on there. It's actually pretty big It's like a pretty yeah, no, I know I look at that. I'm like that's a good model to go by

What is it? What's the model on that? It's basically like, Arty and Anthony sitting there at a sort of like a desk. Okay. Like, an angled desk. And they talk to each other. They have guests in, but they do the video. Like, they do video and on the app, you can either listen to audio or you can watch the video If you know you're like listening to it in your car. It's pretty cool. So yeah It's in New York. It's in New York everything's in New York. It is all the good stuff Is it is a good? Well, I'm sure there's a New York But I mean, I mean everything everybody puts this New York on a pedestal drives me crazy. I tried to get them to come down to here.

They were resistant. I don't know why. So yeah, I'll be doing that. Be nice. Comic book man and that was my time. It's very live show. Yes, it is. I believe it's live. It's 4 o'clock to 6.

I love already. Oh, it's in the middle of the day. Yeah. At the end of the day, I should say. Pretty old. Yeah, I like already too. I like Anthony a lot too. It's a funny guy. I don't think I've met him. I think I met him in studio only, never. Yeah. Like, you wanna talk politically incorrect, too. Oh yeah. Yeah. They say a lot of stuff. Like, pretty consistently. Yeah.

You know. Yeah, I would caution you to watch yourself on that. Oh really? Yeah, you're a kind of guy that can get caught up real quick and lose your job Like those guys have Yeah, yeah Already do remember yeah, I'm gonna

I'm gonna I'm gonna Pre-write a statement disowning you as a friend and me Just ready for release at a moment's notice. We have to do a Blue Juice ad this week. Oh, yeah, that's gonna get you very excited. I think we, isn't that enough for the ad to mention that I was on Isolacovic? So I mean, is that an ad enough?

Or do you really need to meet the rest of us? I don't know. Did he send a copy? I can't remember. Yeah, he did. Fuck, why are so many people? I can't read my own handwriting sometimes. Oh, I wanted to ask you guys about a tweet I sent. Because you're the two most woke guys that I know. And I'm going to ask you guys to read my own handwriting. I'm going to ask you guys to read my own handwriting.

I'm going to ask you guys to read my own handwriting. I'm going to ask you guys about a tweet I sent because you're the two most woke guys that I know. So I thought you would be a good gauge of other, it's acceptability. Well, how you would take it if you read this. Okay. Because people took it different ways. All right. So I wrote, this is it. Hey guys, have you heard all the hubbub surrounding this take a knee situation? Crazy, right? Now. That's it. That's it. Now I was sitting there. Now that's it. That's it. Now I was sitting. I was sitting there

Simon is watching watching Narcos, right and I was like I wonder how it was kind of a social experiment I was like I wonder how upset people will get on either side if I write what is basically a neutral statement Yeah, so I worded it very carefully So it does so I'm not on either side. Right. But oh man, people got upset one way or the other. Really? Yeah, it's strange. And I'm like, is it because they're reading it in my voice? And they're like, he's not even a steaman.

It's just, hey guys, have you heard all the hubbub surrounding this take-in-e situation? Crazy, right? That's it. That's it. And what happened? It worked. That's it. That's it. And what happened? It worked. You have said people, people got upset on both sides, where people got like passionate and shit. Well, I mean, I think, but what does that say?

I think it says that there are two sides that have passion, I mean, which is, but about a neutral statement though. Oh, like, some people said to me, they're like very like sort of like sarcastically like, oh, it's only about civil rights and blah, blah, blah, but like that kind of shit as if I had made a statement like, this is bullshit. It's a need. Maybe hubbub, I think was the word hubbub hubbub hubbub is offensive? Well, I think it's marginalizing or I'll say that. Don't't say March. It's making it seem, hubbub makes it seem like it's not. It's just missing the trivia. Yes, it's trivia.

But Marching Lizer is wrong. Trivialize is it? Yeah, I think hubbub using the phrase hubbub. Well, there is a bunch of hubbub around it. It's as far as I know. I also read that the dude who started it never voted or even registered to vote in his life. He said he was a patcher.

He said he didn't want either. I was going to say calling. No, I'm doing never. Even when Barack Obama ran. Oh, really? He's never registered anywhere. He's not happy with it with the government. Oh, so I see why he wouldn't be. I can see why things are unfair for him because it's taking 50% of his fucking salary. That could be it I Need on that shit No, he's upset with the way that the the What this started before before the systems Broken but he's the entire system this started before Trump

Right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay, so that so he said so he was even happy with Rock obama. No, I don't think he's happy with anybody in office. Who's ever held office? Right. Yeah, is he what's a solution? It doesn't have just just taking you. I mean, well, if you're going to comment on it, I'm commenting. Yes, you are. I'm just saying there's a lot of love. You're telling your voices making a comment on it. I'd say there's a lot of help. But then like if you're going to talk about it, do you have a solution? Emma, do I? If you're going to, if you're going to, if you're going to, if you're going to, if you're going to, I know what the solution is, it's all over. I know what the solution isn't. Oh, you do.

What's that getting down on my bed, me? I know that's not a solution. I don't give a fuck if everyone on earth got down on one knee. It's not going to change anything. What will? I don't know. I don't know. What are you trying to change?

What do you want to change? First of all, what's the, what's the mission statement of this taking anything? Well, they're trying to bring awareness to how minorities are treated by the police are trying to bring in like social injustices that are taking place on a daily basis. Okay. Well, thank God because I hadn't heard about any of that before You might want to ask if they need a third You know what and then I'll go and then I'll just I know I know I saw comics needs a third dude into I'll go and then I'll just I know I know I saw comics needs a third dude into

I'm gonna be the fucking celebrity anymore Because you're gonna just talk about the same stuff you're gonna be like by the way last week. I was at No, I haven't really I'm just fucking around I haven't really paid much attention to the take anything which is why I don't really know what it's for Exactly what it's for though It's just a chart show the treatment of black people by police minorities minorities. Yeah You know how the how the poor are railroaded in America how In what way just in the way that there's not an equal playing field for for everyone why though? I don't know why.

But you're the way that things have been set up for, you know, you're talking about like, did you see LeBron James' statement riddled with fucking spelling errors and shit, but yet he's calling other people dumb. I think the, the, the, the playing field, no pun intended for fucking professional athletes. They're not saying that they're, they are not because of because of one reason because they're good at sports. They're trying to speak for the people who aren't good at sports and who are living squalor. No, not you. They're not

talking for you. You don't, you don't need an advocate. I don't. You know, you got Kevin Smith. Oh, I'll get't know you got Kevin Smith. Oh I'll get all one need for Kevin Smith. All right Need an advocate your you're you're a white man. Yeah, you're a white male. You don't need one I don't need but who does black people do I but I thought they were empowered. That's I don't understand this still definitely There's the if you if you think you need an advocate some for women do something like a Women who are like women who get roughed up and shit Who don't have We don't have this the inner strength to change, you know the way things are they need they need someone to

uplift them and help them. So everybody needs not everybody. So a lot of people need, especially poor people, need an advocate to be like, Hey, asshole, they need to get on your knees so things can change. I don't understand. If you think things are going in the right direction now, I mean, it's never been more divided. I don't know what direction it is. I swear, I'm like, you I hardly ever look at the news. And if I look at where it's going, it's gross. Oh, they are. The world should be more like I saw. It really, you mother, you say that, but that is the most, that is the most righteous thing you've said ever. Because you get that fucking tattoo. That's the word I'm gonna get in a tattoo.

You get that tattoo. I see a treater like I saw comics does. That should be the new like, which means to bore them to death. No, still no left. They treat everybody that comes in there into their circle with respect and excitement That like if everybody was treated like that if everybody on this earth everybody they everybody they came in a

Contact with was treated the way that they treat people Oh, it would be it would be an amazing world to live in because I got a treatment of it last week And I know how good it felt you're're still on that high. I still know I saw comics high. Wow there's the first drug that you've taken since fucking buffering back in 93. I mean it's the last drug I mean it felt almost like a little mini drug. It's been so long since I did take a drug I'm not sure how I felt. I don't know if it was just a contact eye from me. Right. It's hard not to get a contact tie from that guy. He's excited about everything. So it didn't bother you that like you drank

it in much like the Jones Tom people drank in the cool. Because there's a signal call because you're like he's they treat everyone equally. So it doesn't matter if you've achieved two separate comics or if you make change at an arcade, you are exactly as impressive to these two fucking idiots. But I guess their point is like everybody has something interesting to say. I should record the rest of this episode on one knee to just to show my solidarity for the ice all comics and what you're doing, what you're trying to paint a picture that's not I won't stop you I'll stop you oh man there's nothing wrong though but once in a while I'm just not being so um um just so cynical so a Serbic yeah so like um like just looking for

the worst and um a reveling in it. There's something to be said for just a little bit a pinch of positivity. A little bit of sugar. Once it's some sugar, how are we, dude? I don't know if he knows how. No, I know how to throw sugar, man. I'm gonna throw fucking throw sugar constantly.

I can't be man over here. Yeah, well, throw some sugar, and I'll just throw it in the water. I'm gonna sweep man over here. Yeah, well, as far as I'm sugar, I'm gonna throw a piece of wine. Fucking sweet. And listen, I just are dying for some sugar from you. I just kept some sugar in their mouths. It's just too cute. This is, what are you doing?

I don't know, there's like a clicking. Maybe it's me. It's me. Hey, just fucked up my transfer. There's a, did I? Yeah, you fucked up my transfer. Sorry, I was just trying. I was just like an hour to get that long. I just tried to slide it over, sorry. Oh, I know the internet here sucks. I know that's not sugary, but it's pretty bad.

But I gotta be honest with you, though. I gotta tell you something. I have to be real and upfront. I'm gonna keep it real. I came down on you a couple of weeks ago for hurting the brand. And I felt after I got the brand out of the company, I was like, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you, though. I gotta down on you a couple weeks ago for hurting the brand and I felt

after our last episode or the previous episode, I don't think it was the overkill episode but I got a lot of feedback of people are not or they feel I'm hurting the brand now. You are the brand. I'm coming so far over to one side that I'm losing a big chunk of the audience and I'm chasing You know This only one section of our audience who is you know So I felt that today I would just try to you know You put me in a spot where I'm where I had to where I couldn't for initially, but I felt I could I would just try to, you know, you put me in a spot where I'm

where I had to where I couldn't initially, but I felt I could, I would say some things to try to recapture the listeners who are not happy with me. But while still keeping the people who are happy with me. So you're not going to say the unword, because that's where I thought you were going with that. It's a tightrope. I mean, you gotta put your finger up and see which way the windblown when you're trying to please everyone. But you're right.

It is. It's crazy. So I'm going to try to do that today. And I have some, I've got to throw some non-sequators out there today. And you guys can talk about them or just let them lay there just so I can repeal to the people that are mad at me at this point.

Oh, man. But I don't want, hopefully, not defending the people that are are happy with me. Would you like me to take some of the pressure off of you? Walt, because I can do that right now. A little way. In a way that, like someone that I thought was woke and maybe understood the plight of, again,

economically disadvantaged youth in the hands of a fucking perverted white man But one of our own supports Penn State evidently This has been making the rounds on all the These are champions He's our champion. That's the white knight. Look at that, a Penn State jersey. Where was this taken?

That was at Penn State. You're an honorary citizen. You didn't know who gave you the shirt. Penn State did. It's got my name on the back. So you felt like you had to wear it. I didn't feel like I had to. I wanted a help heel.

You want it? Oh, is that what you were saying? Yeah. You feel like I had to. I wanted a help heel. You want it? Oh, is that what you were saying? Yeah. You didn't even mention it on stage. I was the new浩ntrager. You sure shit didn't mention it to us when we were fucking talking. I didn't remember.

I never got it. Of course I would have fucking, I would have come and wearing that. I'd have fight the manor. You ready your mind? I wish somebody had sent me that picture before they sent it to you. I would have worn that here today.

Can you tell us the context of that photo? Yeah, we played. We played and they give you some places to do it. They give you a jersey. Like if we play like our sports arenas or something like that, they'll give us like a hockey team jersey with that name on it. Or sometimes we play colleges. They'll give us a college jersey with that name on it. So they gave you a shirt and a little boy's pair of wood stained under. There you go. Welcome. Oh, lion.

Yeah, it's I still have that. I still have that in my closet. Yeah. But when you got it, you didn't think to yourself like, why don't know if I want to be photographed with you. No, I thought to myself, these people paid good money and I have accepted, well, I only came out at the end.

I only threw it on at the end. I'll do that when we say goodnight. I'll throw one on the thing. Because we're the only one wearing the Penn State. I think so. I think I might have been What kind of reception from the crowd was it when you come out they yeah, they start clapping they big old berserk So could you come out and been like

Or if you just had something derogatory, you're like, I wanted to let you get into this and you're like thumbs up, Penn State, thumbs down. Yeah, let me just make the distinction. I don't like getting that political. Oh, these things. Yeah, yeah. Probably good too, I just keep it. We all can't be Anthony Cumius who turned tragedy into a podcast network. Did he ever, man?

Fuck yeah, that guy. That guy. I hear he's a really nice guy. He just gets upset about things. I remember when that happened with the photography and shit. Yeah. Right after that, when he was tweeting, and I remember, as each tweet passed by, I was like, this dude's going to get fired. Sure enough, he was tweeting. And I remember as each tweet passed by, I was like, this dude's gonna get fired.

Sure enough he got fired, but ultimately it was for the best. He seems way happier doing what he's doing now. He's got his own thing. You know? I really don't know the situation. What's your opinion in case? What's that mean, your opinion?

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What are you waiting for? I think. MianDi.com slash T-E-S-D. I think you're going to feel attacked when I say this, get them. So, it's at his expense. No, no,E-S-D. I think you're gonna feel attacked when I say this, get him, but um... So it's that his expense. No, no, no, he loves it. No, it's not. But I would just like, um,

I'm gonna, my stance on this is, if you are an adult and you collect Legos of any kind or see any Legos movies, you're an imbecile. Whoa! Okay, is it, can there be, I don't know, sort of... It's a baby's toy. It's true. It's a baby's toy.

And now all these fat fucking 40-year-olds are scapping up all the fucking Legos Why do I think it's gonna get upset at this? I tell him get him because I just Like assess to invest in It didn't occur to me It didn't occur to me. I was really talking about him. I read this down. I read this down.

This was one of my pees. I was written down peeps a long time ago. And then he made me remember it when he was talking. I'm the cynical one. I got peeps. He reminded me of my peep list. But he was talking about these Legos. I was like, oh my god, I forgot about my peep list.

Like, was it like the last time I heard like pet peeves? He's not in the center for the same thing. That's the only other time that word is used. This is what I'm talking about. You're too old to be fucking worried about Legos. This is a baby's toy. This is what babies told. This is what children do.

This is what you're doing. And Legos catering to this collectible crowd marketing to them. But they're just a slow death because every child that doesn't get a chance to play with Legos because of you these fucking man child who have run around to fucking stores scappin' them all up like with what they're talking about. Isn't that what you used to do though? That was different. That was different that was different this is that I was this is this is a

Kind of being like oh I collect Legos baby rattles and Binky see people that's that's what it is that's what it is I mean it's not that far off I mean be rattles like children's teeth. It's just a little bit better than collecting. Compared to that legum, it's pretty fucking awesome though, man. The legum is pretty fast. I can't believe we stopped. I didn't see legum that, man. It was fucking so stupid. I was mad that I missed that on the volume.

I missed on the Millennium Falcon. It was an $800 set and today it came out and sold out. It was on eBay for 1,600. That was a pee from almost a year ago though. Then you reminded me of it. Thank you. Thank you. Really?

All right. Well, get him. So I don't know. Get them the investor, the Warren Buffett of Legos. I don't know that I agree with you. Why? Because, because how is that any more stupid than any other fucking dumb thing? Like what? We're if you could see a hot toy, but what do you like? A high-end hot toy, like a high end hot toy that retails for like a pops $25 the same fucking thing the same thing stupid kids toys careful that's a Brian and Brian is stating right there why you put your box me in you fucking box me in usually it's harder to box you in usually it's harder to box you in. Well, you're new. I just looked around the store.

It's like, all this stupid shit. Here we go. But you're talking about a toy that was made for a baby. Yeah, but at least it's like this creativity involved. But wait, are you playing with it? No, I bought them to flip in like two. Because you know you're talking about views, right? See, I would have more respect from if you played with them

than if you flip it. I would say 99% of the men who are running around like rabbit dogs to all these department stores looking for Lego sets, they are not putting them together. That's the case. There's a whole bunch of middle-aged guys looking for Lego's. Get them? That's the case, get them.

You don't go on the subreddits of Lego collecting The dark web like the silk road of like Brickseek But I ordered these sets online to Ramazon so there was no real hunting for them now I know that's not as inflammatory as probably, but that's my first pet peeve. Okay, I've got to work your way back. I've brought a Lego set last year.

Did you put it together? I did not. I want to though. Yeah. The wanting to and not doing it, you'll know you'll never do it. I don't know what was it. What was it that's the ghost bus is firehouse?

Was that what you were in the ass? No, but I want to take it Guess it couldn't it couldn't it be considered like sort of like a meditative legs and well that is that's Relaxing I didn't want to bring up because I don't want to throw them under the bus But I got a friend of mine very successful gentlemen who does who will put together Lego and like that's what he does He just calms his mind and he gets into this place who will put together Lego and like that's what he does, he just calms his mind and he gets into this place.

But it has to be, it just can't be any Lego's right? You just can't, you gotta take the ones that, so the other kids can't have them. Oh, I don't know if you... It's gotta be the collectible Lego's, that's what it's in. I think it's just whatever interests him. Playing Lego's, alright? What are the collectible ones like? Like Star Wars, yeah, like the, oh, Ghostbusters.

Older Millennium Falcon was seen on the phone. Star Wars Star Wars. Yeah, like the ghost busters. I like the firehouse. I want to put it together. I Wouldn't know I don't know what's even I don't know what have been more Admission that you bought blackouts or did mission that you bought them and put it together I don't know what I don't know what's would have been more like and put it together. I don't know what, I don't know what would have been more like, uh, say it in my eyes. Well, I'll put it together. I like either is pathetic, which is more. I, yeah, I just don't get it. I just don't get this, this, like, all of a sudden, and then Lego is, um, they're just as bad because they're keeping what should be in children's hands by cultivating this, like, it's collectible. Like, how much is that, how much is that going for They're just as bad because they're keeping what should be in children's hands by

Cultivating this like it's collectible like how much is that how much is that going for that big high-end one now? The Millennium Falcon went for 800 all that sold MSRP was 800. It's selling for like 1600 That the fact that the kid is probably a hundred dollars at a legos but hold on so but aren't there like 20 different Millennium Falcon Legos sets? Yeah, so this one is the ultimate collectors It has different crew the crew from we turn to the you know, you know, you know stranger to this wall this this level of You sell the shit to these assholes who buy this like this is I mean comments been doing this shit for you Yeah, right, but but I never at what at no point that I take Toys out of baby's hands. What about Pokemon?

You're like a baby kill about beady babies Fucking baby Kulgan spin on you Came back from Target with his fucking ghost busters Firehouse got spin on But he's a a a a a a a

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a a a a a a you're at some point, yes, you're bringing in that money now, but you're you're destroying your base. You're destroying it. You're not going to have kids growing up loving this because they're never going to chance to play with the cool ones. But they still have all this regular. They have the regular. Nobody wants a regular one. But kids don't know the difference is what I'm saying. Which they find out. $800. I would be so if I was a parent who have a child and think I'm not That wanted Legos and I and I found out that the the sham the scam as I or they call it of Legos and how you can get the hot ones because They retail for $800. I'd be like I would be so like

Disenchanted with the Legos, but I feel that a cent of that Legos is like your hot toys. It's $800 because it's thousands of pieces and it's huge and it's meant to be more detailed and intricate. Hot toys are marketed for adults, retail and putting at a price point that makes no doubt about it is not for children. Again, Legos, it looks, it's got a little happy face on Han Solo. Again, it's a little happy face on Han Solo. Okay, it's a baby's toy. But you can get a set with Han Solo

when it that's not $800. But they have. There should be no Lego for $800. There should be no Lego set on ever offered from Lego for that kind of price. But they don't offer for $800, right? Yes, they did. It was suggested manufacturer retail $800.

She could even know about it though. Like, does a kid know anything about it? And like, how many children are going to be at this point at this Christmas? Because this fucker's got more than all the fucking Lego because Hans Millennium fell off the wall. The way you're so passionate, I'm thinking at least one like your kid.

I'm not gonna say. No, this bugs me. I hate it. I hate fucking when like something that's so pure innocent like Legos Cuz I've seen you sell comic books for like 50 bucks Not a children's medium You know that people like you a fucking Batman fucking everything that move. We know it's not for kids anymore It's not fucking everything that move. We know it's not for kids anymore. It's not fucking everything that move.

He's proposing everybody. It's supposed to count. You know that legos are... So a marriage proposal isn't for kids? Well, we know that he's getting... This is a hard one. He's not proposing somebody that hasn't had a little action with. Oh, so the kids are gonna draw the line they're like...

Come on, we know that comic book written by D. Sir Marvel that's that's on a level of a Of a three or four year old which legos Duplo is made for the younger children Legos are made for what age? How the fuck do you know this? So fucking Tell me what I need to know Just do close up. Come here, tell me what I need to know.

Get out of here. You're not saying what I want to hear. Give me a weapon. Give me a weapon. So you can't put him in your mouth and swallow him. The legos are smaller so they made for a larger, an older age set. Which, what do you guys do? You want to get swallow or the one you can't.

Get him literally swallowed a real brick the other day. So I don't know what said he uses. Well, hey, man, it's a brave stance. I'll give you that much. It's an odd stance. You went fucking Antonio Karpek near whatever the fuck is near. Taking a knee on that. Well, I know it's gonna anger some of our listeners. I know there's some listeners who definitely oh, they have some but that's a shitty millennium Falcon. This is the this is the admin calendar set. The only make this for Christmas and it's got exclusive figures in it. Advent. How much does that get them? This one is like 30 bucks. All right, but that's weird because a Christmas thing with Darth Veda.

Darth Veda is a mass murderer. Yeah. You watched him kill children. He blew up planets and like, there he is on a fucking advent. With a smiley face. You're opening them up like an advent. Like it's supposed to be cute, but like stormtroopers are based on Nazis.

This is just weird. And I know, and I know know you and I know that you'll never sell it. So this is just more wasted money. Right? I mean, let's be honest. You've never bought anything in flip. Which brings me to peve number two. No. Peve number two is going to really like my base is going to be shaken. My listener base who will like who who support me. I may not like it if my next peve piece But all the people that you want let them digest legos first, okay I know there's some listeners who would look like legos and I know the emails are gonna come but let them come I don't give a fuck yeah, wow, okay. I like that you took I see what you're doing You're taking a very hard stance

On a very non-controversial top the next one's not not no one's not so non-controversial topic. No one's talking about it. No one's talking about it. No one's talking about it. No one's talking about it. No one's talking about it. No one's talking about it. No one's talking about it. No one's talking about it.

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See, that's why you got to follow my lead, man. I blanket shit on everything for 92 straight episodes. Well, I maintain that I have a good reasons because I don't think it's cool that you're taking the toys out of babies stockings on Christmas. What you feel get them is doing. Yeah, I feel he has in it. Which is better than what it usually does, which is taking babies out of their diapers.

I don't know. That's my present. Yeah, Gettem. So what's your next peeve? Oh, you want to go right into it? Oh, I thought you had something you want to get into now. No, I don't think you want to talk about this next thing then. Why?

Because I wanted your opinion on it. Oh, wait, you met Ryan Hirsch, man. How did this? I saw the pictures. Yeah. I don't know what I was going to do from Blade Runner. It's a dude from Suns of Anarchy. He was on Bates Motel.

He's in an Outland analysis. Yeah, he's in a outlander now is this your name? Yeah he's really good he's pretty great he was backstage at uh what he came to see us show in LA at the uh Greek theater and I didn't know he's doing either and I turned around and he's scanning the guys like okay he's got to be almost seven feet tall he's a pretty tall guy. Yeah and like I was like both his last two I watched. I'm a fan of his so nice to meet him. You know me fairly well. More than one person has said that I remind them of Opie on the sons of Anarchy. You find that to be true? No, I don't think so. Fuck you then. He's awesome. He's awesome, but he's fucking very tortured. He is a torture guy. Like in a way that you're not, you know, I mean, he found out his friends killed his

wife. Yeah. And kind of let it go. Let it go. And then not only that sort of like took a bullet for for Jax. Yeah, I think I'll be down to fucking death in front of him. Yeah. Yeah. Hope he was good. I told him I said I said I got upset when you died on Sunsamanaki, but I thought your character on Bates Motel deserve to die. So I've been on both ends of the spectrum of them. And then we built a logo together. We built the Lego. Did you? Yeah. I watched a couple, I watched some TV recently.

I thought Sunavanna actually suffered when he left the show. It's suffered from the first episode because Jack's insufferable. I couldn't stand the way he walked. I couldn't stand his fucking pseudo macho bullshit. It's like it's a fucking midget and he's just kicking the shit out of everyone.

Yeah. You know, always had that fucking screwed up angry face when he was mad about something. Yeah, you never like, you used to text me like one in the morning about how angry you were about him. They were like Jackson. I hope he was my favorite. Oh, he was everybody's favorite.

Like, I probably pretty much what's his name shit. We got with the scar. Chips? Not Chips, I like Ch chips too, but the dude who Kimcoats the guy who banged the trance. Oh, yeah, I forget his name God, I can't remember his name. Yeah, he was yeah But I watched glow the Netflix series. Okay Really good like way better like I'm like I'll watch an episode because I love Alison Brie. I think she's so pretty.

So that's what got me into it. But it's I think they've fucking cracked the code to being able to make a show that's pretty much politically incorrect because they said it in the 80s. Anything anything anything anything went. Yeah, so it was actually was he on that? No. Oh, I was just like in a TV show that Mark Marins in it. He's really good like I thought it was just a bit part for him But he plays like the Really good and So I recommend glow I also recommend fucking Narcos Narcos is unbelievable. I really keep saying that Dude, it's just no time for the shit man. So good. You're always on a plane

I don't know, you know what? A curb starts to suck it in. Fucking, we're gonna already wraps up Sunday night. Vice principal started, do you watch that? Yeah, I watched the first episode. The second one. The second episode is so fucking good. Like, the first season I was kinda like Luke War,

Michelle, and I was like, it's pretty good. It's not great. Oh, but he's, I mean, balled them a good, but what's his name? Walter Gogan. Oh, it's so not great. He's so his I mean ball them are good, but what's his name? Walter doggin. Oh, so fucking great. He's one of the best actors out. He's the guy can do any fucking purge into one. Yeah, I love that guy From the shield to this. He's walking around that dandy boat. Yeah Yeah, he's great. He's really good But yeah, that's that's I don't know So, so what was your next peeve? Unless you

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Sometimes you get it, sometimes you don't. Um, that's us. Those are not you guys. You're gonna get it every time. Yeah, you get it for free. Yeah, that's what I would have met. I would talk it up to more maybe your neighborhood where like somebody sees a lucrate on the on the front Oh, man, I'll get me some lucrate shit. Is that what you're saying? Are you trying to win the brand back? No?

Not that bad Check it on the porch man. This fucking green gold left is lucrate shit. Is that what you're talking about? I'm talking about probably like Is that what you're talking about? I'm talking about probably like, I'm a dude, I love this song. I'm like, some like entitled, no. White dude probably just rolled up and saw it.

And it was like, oh, I want that Loucrate 2. Yeah. And I'm white. I got it, I got it, I got it. I was up in a convertible porch with his hair like swept to the sand. Yeah, I'm like, what a sweater around this. Yeah, he's like, he's like, I'm white, I can take people's mail. Purch with his hair like swept to the side shit, but I sweat around

He's like I'm white I can take people to mail. I mean take lucrate whatever I want That's probably why cue some cracker ass cracker still your loop crate, but fried up, but it's that's white on white crime then it is And you look with look what we got to endure. Mm-hmm stolen loop crates Not much to cry about it. Nobody's taking a fucking knee over that. Missing loop crates. I'm gonna take a knee for you too, Q. Well, I don't think anybody stole my loop crates. I don't wear a belt.

You don't think it happens? No. You don't think a white yuppie from fucking some 80s. I don't mean you don't think that you've ever had something just taken off your porch? No, I don't think so. They stole your grass, dude.

You think you're gonna take it? Yeah, but yeah, I've never had a packet stolen. No., how can you say that for certain because I've gotten every package of orders You've never had something just not come Well, you did look great. Yeah I didn't order that Somebody's walking around with your epic gear Epic range of pop culture items for less than 20 a month. There's loot where if you want to get shit You can wear around bigger boxes with loot crate DX loot pets if you want to geek out your pet

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Not look it up. First Thursday in October because because 100% of the proceeds we may go to, um, uh, families that were affected. October 5th. October 5th. Yeah. Uh, well, the families that were affected by the, um, that bombing at the, which one? Who did it? The, uh, what kind of, who did it?

This bombing. I think it was, uh, I think it was a terrorist, terrorists of the bomb terrorists did it. Yeah at the Ariana Grande concert mansion. You recall his name. I do not So yeah, so that's the one I'd love to see I can tell you who it wasn't people got them official TSD Muslim wabsie. How is wabsie? Is he coming any of the shows? I don't know. He's in mentioned. I'll check Check my message. He wants to come let you know I'll get him tickets. He's awesome. Wabsie is a good guy. That one's gonna be a bunch of show. There's a bunch of ants and ants moods. Yeah That people are meeting up. I wish someone would blow this up. How many? How many? How many? How many cities? Uh, I think 11? 11 cities.

11 city tour. That's like that's on a level of a rock band. Yeah. You guys are rock. All of the role of Joker. We're in whales for the first time. That's going to be exciting. Yeah. I mean, you're like the Marks Brothers of Joker. We're in Wales for the first time, that's gonna be exciting. Yeah, I mean you're like the Marx brothers. Yeah, like the Marx brothers of today. The modern day Marx, modern day. They go on tour. Oh, you should did, but they did like theaters everywhere.

Modern day Marx brothers, does anybody would get that? No. No, I don't think so. They make it even Karl Marx. They're talking about it. Yeah. You're the Groucho, bro. I'll take it. Yeah, it is my favorite. Thanks buddy. You're my favorite Joker. Thanks, pal

Is he your favorite Joker? Oh, Simon close. That's you know who you know who really loves Q. Oh sage. Oh, yeah, cuz we watch it every week But okay, I think you mean up from the show who she loves from from that show. Yes Always roots for you. Yeah, I like my daughters did too My daughter's that they were on a kick they were watching it 24 7 together watching over and over again And I and they didn't know I knew you with that Yeah, and I would be like I would be like I hope that guy gets the the Sains you

I such a jerk I can't stay in his face. I'm just going to wait. And then they're going to be like, we like him. He's our favorite. I've just decided over and over again, just to get him annoyed. They're like, he's going to lose. Oh, look at him. Oh, he's terrible at this.

And then we get so annoyed. Like, get out of here. We're trying to watch this. Yeah, she always roots for Q. And I have a video of her, uh, saying that she wants to be Q's girlfriend. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah. Thank you. We're back. He's like she's retarded They call it lower myself. Oh, what am I supposed to do? Yeah, I Told her I told her what you said

Yeah, so anyway, if you're in the UK come on out come on out. Yeah, so anyway, Kirk if you're in the UK, come on out. Come on out. Yeah, come on out And then the other thing was a Walton your comic cons You want to read this for I mean I feel obligated to Tom because this is he's calling then in this ad Because some of his fucking shingles flew off his house. No, no, no, I guess see like I don't know I guess we promised him Multiple ads and he's only used one but there it is Okay, I Don't yeah, I mean I mean, I mean, I thought that that was like if he had their void and prohibitive

He didn't use them up within like a year Yeah, he may owe us for this So you're gonna have to talk to Jordan Blue juice comics will be a booth 2254 at this year's New York Comic Con October 5th through 8th at the Jacob Javits Center and Manhattan, the Accelerators, Writer Creator, Ronnie Porto. A guy I really like, I really like Porto Hot. And tension-ish level, cute.

Is it? Oh yeah, he's a smart motherfucker this guy. Come to the booth and try to stump Ronnie with some jump into that fucking It's so funny when like you see like a big dog put Somebody who thinks they're a big dog in their place get him because he thinks he's so fucking smart And he says something he like it's belts it out there to the room when we're filming Yeah, and then Ronnie says well not exactly and he fucking corrects him I love you see that fucking tail go between those fucking thighs.

So fast. So he's like, it's like a fucking monster. It's like the bricks and the fucking pyramids. I love it though, because it looks over. And he knows that he can't correct them, because he knows he's right. And it's like, I wish the running was around constantly just I want it running around because I can't do it Because I'm not as fucking smart as get him and we know you are either According to him

But but you're right. It's like he just said shit Yeah, he get him said shit and you're like It sounds like it could be true when he says it with such confidence But Ron he knows it's not true. Porter will fucking without without compunction nor delay dress him down like not like you think that like a normal dressing down like most people would be like well But you talk about dressing down, but I know Get him those it's addressing down Like

Or just like oh you don't even notice like it was just a correction. But I know it's a devastation. It's like, it's like Charlie Brown getting hit with that baseball and all his clothes. Yeah, but did him just naked in front of the room? Yeah, he was mighty fucking ripped and ripped a

fastball right up the fucking middle. Everyone's like he doesn't have a thug. Gross. I mean could could could mom drop more fucking name? No one knows into this fucking copy. Make sure you say the code. It's telling the art of boot. Yeah and a special New York Comic Con exclusive event this year. Walt Flanagan has heard of his own isle comics. We'll be signing limited copies, pre-release of the new Blue Juice comics. Oh my God, can you say Blue Juice one more time?

Knights of the fifth dimension, the four issue, oh my God. Nobody cares about the names except for Walt, okay? And I care about Porto. They will not be in stores until 2018, but you can be the first one to own a copy. Then he goes on to say when our panel is gonna be, it's gonna be at the Hammerstein Ballroom at the end of the 30. On the same day you're in Manchester.

We'll be in New York. I have a fucking wish I was home for this. Yeah, it'll be cool. The choice is good. You're usually always there. I am. I lost track of the schedule this year and they booked it the same time.

I love Comic-Con. I'm missing it. But if you want, if you're listening and you want to hear more about the booking, and you know, you listen to the Isle Comics this week. Mm-hmm. Yeah, listen to that episode number days. They're closing in on an anniversary Isle Comics.

Which one? Yeah, they gotta be comic-close at 300. I don't know if it's 200 or 300. I might be, I don't know, it's 200 300 I might be I don't know I'm eight 300 I have them on both you on my podcast Fine you but you I want to tell you but uh If we when Metro comes out and you get right for release you gotta go and I saw comics. I love it. Well fucking The treat you like a human being there like yeah you will have a woman. You will think them for it.

Yeah, treatment. It's awesome. It's like a back rub. It's like a foot rub. Is there like a happy ending? A verbal happy ending. A verbal happy ending? You weren't included.

Those guys just ripped each other off. You know what this? Pretty much. Yeah, pretty much. It's both 2-5-4 all weekend. Free signatures. Yeah on anything. Oh, you're not charging not charging anything just for you What about what about for a picture? I want a picture with free pictures. Oh my god You know how much money you're losing You're gonna grab isn't any money if you buy the comic you get you get all signed as much as you got there

Any or take as many pictures as you want. Nobody wants my picture. I know that for a second. Yeah, true. Yeah, wait, you just wait. But if they've listened to this, then I want to give him a picture for free. Yeah. Because nobody's going to know without him giving away free pictures unless they listen to this. That's true.

He's got a good point. Until they walk up to the booth and they're like, can I get a picture and you're like, sure. Then that's when they discover and stuff. Well, I'm going to ask them, they've have to say the code word for a free picture. Oh, what's the code word? The code word is Lego, baby. How about hub hub hub hub? That's pretty good. How about peeps peeps? I got my next piece. All right.

All right. So if you say peeps, you're going to get everything. Well, even if you don't say peeps on it, but I might just do some do some checking Like I might just do a surprise check. Oh like a TSA type, though. Yeah, I might just be like What's the code word for that free picture? Yeah, they don't say Peeve. It's like a verbal it's like a verbal pack down. Yeah, okay Peeves everyone. Oops. Sorry. I had to break in there because when we recorded this I forgot to mention that if you are unable to attend New York Comic Con and you are interested in the book, you can pick it up from Blue Juice directly. If you go to shopbluejuice.com, all one word, they are selling copies of the book, the New York Comic Con edition of the Comic book. It's called Night to the Fifth Dimension and it's available there if you're interested so you

know thank you and back to the show. Now my last pve was a was actually a very old pve that I had stored in my phone for so long ago. I also I never did get to say though I don't ever. I'm sure isn't funny. I never got to spit out though I forgot to say like I don't any anybody that tries to tell me that the Lego movies are genius Please just save your breath. I don't do like a movie's with genius. Oh everybody that everybody that I talk to like oh my god You can't believe how funny it is. I'm like yeah, they are good Why don't you like oh bad man? I'm not interested and you know, so you you don't need to tell me how how genius it is okay It looks like something that that you know so you you don't need to tell me how how genius it is. Okay.

It looks like something that you know even a child will be bored with at this point. But you haven't seen him. I haven't seen him. I've seen the trailers. I got I get the gist. I kind of get where it is. It's a toy that talks. I've seen toy story. All right. Peef, too. This one could have, this one really could. This one's got a really firey up, Brian.

Okay. This one's very current. I thought of this one. I was compiling my peeves. This one was right on the, this is very newsworthy. If you found any joy whatsoever in the Jenner's pregnancy announcements, please do Society of Favor and perform the latest term abortion on record and blow your head off.

Wait, can you read that one more time? I'm sorry. If you found any joy in any of the Jenner's pregnancy announcements this week, please do you Society of Favor and perform the latest term abortion on record and blow your head off. This is what you're, this is your peave. That's what I'm telling people who,

yeah, this is a peave like anybody. People who come in, they're like, have you heard? Yeah, the genders are pregnant. Like, there's multiple genders that are pregnant now. And as you found that, not Caitlin, I don't know if that's possible yet. That'd be fucking soon. We can hope. We can hope. We can hope. Something year old woman. Yeah, just when you think it can't get more disgusting. But I thought that was good, because like I'm coming down, I'm the genders, which are the most vapid and, you know, useless form of entertainment in society right now. I know you like it, right?

Again, a rare stance, but go ahead. I like it, I love it. And I'm also throwing in abortion to talk to my base. Like I can make them still think that I'm pro-abortion. You're saying, wait, so you're saying that the generous should have the abortion? No, no, no. If you are some fuck wit out there on the internet and you are like, oh my God, three

gender pregnancies in one week and you're happy about that? Are there three gender pregnancies? Yeah. I thought just one of them was pregnant. I didn't know one or three of them. Chloe. That seems like he's Caitlyn. The one that's married to the one that's married to

Cuff Daddy Kanye West Kanye West. Oh, I love it. You can't even tell the difference You're like Cuff Daddy Kanye. What do I mean come on and the youngest one the one that's not even the one that's a real Jenner the Kylie or Kendall one of those two yeah to Ark or Kardashian's ones a Jenner but they're all generous you know I guess right? That's crazy. I think they're more likely they're all Kardashians. I think they're more likely to be considered. I have another respect for those people.

Why is that? For the Jenners and the Kardashians. They've become billionaires world icons by doing nothing. Based on nothing. They are the smart. You want to say get them the smartest person in the room I'll take a fucking any one of the generous brains over that over that guy You know for a fact there's somebody shepherding them You don't want their brains. Yeah, if you got into a room with one of those girls and we're heavily at talk

Get him would spin circles around them. Yeah, they way in though One of them has a fucking bank account that's in the fucking millions. Another one's burning a hundred bucks and changing his yod. And that is not really a small fucking. It's any day of the fucking week. And is that now the litmus test on whether someone is worthy now? Is there a bank account? Yeah.

It's one of the deciding factors. One of the capitalists. Is it really the you're you're selling me that someone can't be is less of a person because they don't have as much money as somebody else does? No, that's not taking these. That's our stance. If you have some money, you're better than the person.

I'm not saying that, but I am saying that. You're saying that? That I respect what they were able to pull off with limited resources. I think it just speaks to how limited we are as a society. What we come to, and they saw that, and I was like, I expect or demand of celebrity at this point.

And they saw that, and we're like, I'm not gonna fucking meet that demand. They didn't see it, they just happened to fucking just be there at the time with social media exploded. Right, please, right. Do you have a lot of people were? And not a lot of people of them. A lot of people though, at least had some talent to back it up there's

nothing that they've done that demands attention other than showing their you who which she which Kim Kardashian did this week is you have her died and I guess she took like a tribute photo and showed her fucking busted out gash yeah because of course it has to be about her. It can't be just about like, hey Hugh Heffner, first you don't have to comment, but if you do, it's like, hey, look at me, I'm naked. I was never in playboy, they never asked me to do that.

They're a horrible robot. Yeah, but she's great. She made it, she made it about herself. And now we're talking about her. You're telling me that that's not fucking a cunning? Well, well, I don't think she's cunning. I think she's a narcissist, but I don't think she's like,

hey, I know how to draw attention to myself. But she does. She's a natural talent. I'll tell you this right now. No matter what she does. You're going to put up a... Total respect for that. The giddum comparison. Yeah to any any Kardashian

He only full short in one category Otherwise he surpasses our Kardashian in every fucking category. Well, okay two categories not money I'm gonna say looks looks that's it. It has to be what it's that's the only category He falls short of a of a Kardashian or a Jenner. Well, he does have a certain charisma. I'll give you that. He has a better personality. I don't know their personality. From what I've heard.

Yeah. It's, it's a linoleum. Have you seen the pictures of those Jenner girls when that show first started versus now? They look, it would be as if like you started with Gidham and you ended up with Brad Pitt Like they look nothing nothing like the children they looked like like you know like when you grow up like you kind of look like You kind of look like the same person

Like one of them looks just like Kim Kardashian That's on purpose. Oh, yeah, but it's weird. That's as so young. There are horrific soul models for young women. I don't know. They are. They're terrible role models. Why? Why do they tell the role models? Like you say, it's narcissism on a level that cannot be measured. It's about like just. Why do they tell the role models?

Because it's like they think about everything that's awful about a person's personality, like consuming, merchandising, it's just the constant need to just promote a brand that has no redeeming value. There's no substance value There's no Yeah, it's it's so substance. Why does that name it has a whole of talent? It doesn't in this in this Yeah, you're right. That doesn't mean it doesn't mean it shouldn't be called out for what it is Should stop trying What are they saying what are they saying that they aren't that's annoying?

I saw I saw it when I was doing my research on this on this on my piv She was like you couldn't have been in your phone that long wasn't it just like last week she found that what that she was pregnant? No, no, but I was do what I was do when I found out she was pregnant it was pissed me off when everybody I seen all these things on Twitter Everybody's like so happy Yeah, so that she did an article where she said that she's tired of people saying that like, you know, does not giving her enough credit because you got to give her credit for at least for being a hard worker.

So what you have to? The hard work doing what though, posing for a picture? I mean, Hus, I guarantee Hus schedule is fucking way more stacked and get them. Well, yeah, okay. Right, but that's only because people want, people want her on a red carpet on. They don't want to get them on a red carpet. They don't want them on any carpet. They might stain it.

He's got to go bomb his carpets. He told me this weekend. Oh, we bones. Yeah. Oh God. Does the animals in the house? Yeah. Okay. I would hope he would.

Yeah. If he didn't, there are still things all over. I don't know. I just feel like it should. You can't stop it now. It's a monster that, I don't know how you were attracted to this, if you are attracted to their brand. You know what people like to say about, like shit like her dashy ends or the housewives,

that kind of thing, it's my guilty pleasure. It's my guilty pleasure. No, guilty pleasure is once in a while, not weekly. Like that's not a guilty pleasure. And it's bullshit. Because I decide what a guilty pleasure is. I think they're embarrassed I think they're ashamed that they like something so they Yes, instead of being proud of it, they go, oh, it's a guilty pleasure. Right. It's total

I never ever fucking told people when it wasn't cool to live comics I never once said oh my comics are my guilty pleasure. No, I was like I like fucking comics. Fuck you. Yeah There's nothing to be guilty about comics comics are awesome now they are they always know they weren't you Cute did you always think they were public opinion? Yes, and I always thought they were yeah But you you're you're younger than I was you don't know what it was like in the 70s for to like comic 70s, but you had the 80s were a fucking Led Zeppelin it led kids with Led Ze up when patches on their gene jackets beating the shit Out of you if you said you like comics you don't have to deal with stuff like that. Yeah, but but rolling stone patches

Like you know like it just that's all I saw before I got knocked out Captain the deal patches no coming at you Yeah, but my point is like the tough kids, but my point is this is like you never felt they were lame right? So it's not a guilty I never said this person who's saying this knows this lame and that's why it's a guilty. Right. Because they because so they're not proud of it. They know it's shit. Right. That's why it's a guilty. That's why they say it's a guilty place. Right. I grew up with this guy in the 70s. I watched him trumpet comics. It to be a comic fan in the 70s was like being an unarmed black guy today. That's the that's the that's the struggle. All right. That's the story. I realized it was that bad. Oh, it was awful. Yeah, but my point is like it's it's what Deem's at a guilty pleasure is your perspective of it.

No, you can tell you either like something or you don't a guilty pleasure is like, oh, this song came on the radio and I turned it up even though I know it's a corny song not something that you religiously watch but what about what about children young girls that's a guilty pleasure it's a pleasure are you guilty because you know it's shit but what about young girls who aspire to have a lifestyle of the of those of those women I would say up their parents have more of a fucking job than the Kardashians are. In this, the Kardashians jobs. And how long is it to be a parent and try to beat down

social media? So it's virtually impossible. So why are they responsible for that? Who? They didn't tell these people that kids. Why are the Kardashians in charge of that? They also didn't say, hey, we're role models. Oh, yes, they have. And they try to we're role models. Oh, yes they have.

And they try to act like role models. But even if they have, they're not responsible. And I say yours, I don't mean yours, but they're not responsible for your kids. You could say mine. But your kids are passed all this shit anyway. They, but I know that when I fast delete that time, so I'm like, well, what do you want to do?

And she'd be like, I want to be, I want to be, oh, I just want to be famous. Like, and I'm like, why? He's like, I just think it'd be awesome just to be famous. And I'm like, I want to be famous. Oh, I just want to be famous. I want to be famous. And I'm like, why? I just think it'd be awesome just to be famous. And I'm like, that's the card-asshing effect. Because they've shown, I mean, they've proven that you can be famous for virtually nothing. And it can be all kickstarted by making a point.

I'm like, you know what you guys sound like? The same motherfuckers who wanted a band death metal for being too suited I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like the effect that it has on society So that's it. Oh, the band word was that you're the first person that said the band word the B word You guys I'm not even saying band you guys are holding them responsible for the actions of the people who who consume it I think I believe I believe though that death metal, um, it was not as prevalent as what the credit card, the cardation. Oh, it definitely was. It's a movement. It doesn't. It's

a metal you liked it or you did. Yeah, there's even either either either. Either young girls are so influential. They're so much more influential than young boys. Yeah. They because they they they will they want that they want to they want what the Kardashians have put out there. So they parents should fucking tell them how is Bolsheugh then. Is something on the Kardashians? I know it's it's not their fault. And but a parents I it's a struggle to try to tell a kid that when they see when they see them have a million followers, right? And you're going to be that one voice that's like, well, those million followers are wrong. They're bots.

Yeah, right. You're those million followers are wrong. Your mother and father are right, though. There's a two followers you can count on because we follow you, honey. Well, they're not going to believe it. I'm not to tell you. I have lilies French. You need to upper game. I get a really good follower. I don't tell you. I, there's nothing to tell.

I don't watch it. I don't, I don't, it's not something that would interest me, but I think it's the one that all comes back to is your peeve, which is like people who don't know these people personally are so excited by a baby being born now. And if somebody's having a baby in their family, they wouldn't feel that kind of joy though. Or their neighbor. Right, it's just this attitude of like,

they care more about the digital announcement than an actual family. Like it's going to be Jesus or something. Jesus. Yeah. Jesus or something. Jesus. Jesus, junior. I agree. It's stupid, but I, I, I have a healthy respect for it. Well, you have respect for people who are like, who are excited by the announcement. Yeah. I'm attacking those people. No, I have respect for the people who pray on those people. That's the respect. I said, I didn't say the Kardashians should build their heads off.

No, no, I know. I'm the same. I said the people who are excited by it should do society if they commit commit death by the diet by their own hands right. Mm-hmm. I'm not saying anybody should hurt them. I wish I heard them. I wish I heard them so. I wish I would age or hurt each other. I don't have to be. It's gotta be a cuddle. It's gotta be a cuddle. Just gotta be a cuddle. Yeah. 13. Adults. Legal adults. 13. 13.

13, injuries should go better. Legal adults. Yeah, you gotta be, you gotta be at least a drinking age. Yeah, okay. You know. So you can go out and buy fucking, go buy yourself a big bottle of booze and help with the health medicine. Take some pills. Yeah. You're a blind medicine going down.

I'm a pet your suicide of choice. Yeah. That's a good peeve. Is it a good peeve? It sparked a lot of conversation. That's a good one. Okay. I got a couple two more.

But what do you want to talk about now? Oh, I don't know. Do you want to move on to this? This is a question I had for you guys again. You're both well, well, I don't know how woke you are anymore. Am I am I am I coming off? No, I think you're I think you're doing a good job of seeing the winds. Yeah, yeah, because like I said, I'm talking about you're getting

you're getting angry about topics. You're giving them the old wall, the salty wall on topics that aren't really going to get what's going to piss more people off the Lego stance or the Kardashians the Lego Yeah, that's our listener. That's the kind of listener I want Yeah, people are probably agreeing with you on the Kardashians. You think so. Oh, yeah, I don't I don't think I don't think our listeners by and large would watch such fucking dribble and fucking nonsense. Um, you know, most of our listeners, you know, I like I said, I want to throw that word abortion in there because I feel it helps. Mm-hmm. My base feel like it's going to go with that. That's how it does. Yeah, yeah. No, it's good.

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I mean, they called this pillow fight. Yeah, they got naked and just started like having sex with each other. So it was pretty good. I've talked to some college girls. Doesn't happen? It's only on point of. It's pillow fights, yeah. Did you go to college?

Not real. Not any place like that. College of stand-out. Is it a male, all male college? No. Yours is an all male high school. High school. Yeah.

It's just like, wherever. Did you get any pillow fights in the all male high school? No. Fortunately, I wish. It's with the shirts boys. You know, the sorority stuff? You want the college, oh, you know, you know, a couple classes over at Brookdale, yeah.

You have a few pillow fights broke up. You saw any pillow fights, but there's no dorms over there, right? No, no, no, I didn't leave 15 minutes from the dorms for where I actually lived. Edgar, I need you to spring for 16 grand for the apartment. So there's these sorority girls, right? Yeah. And they start up a little controversy.

They made a video of themselves singing Kanye West's gold digger. All right. What's the controversy? The controversy is that when they get to the the refrain I guess where it's like Oh No It's not it's not even the hard are it's like Nothing okay, so

So the song contains that word which a girl sang along so they posted this video Is everybody's got to post it whatever you do you got to make sure you get it online are you way to your fucking mind? Why would you take that video and not post it? Then people wouldn't know you sang it with your friends. I know God. How's it gonna go viral? It won't oh did this one went viral It sure did but people didn't like it. They said that it was ignorant and insensitive. And somebody, an anti-racim student Facebook group called All Eyes on UNH, I guess that's

you, University of New Hampshire, a member of Alpha Phi Serardi, put up this video of girls singing along to Gold Digger by Kanye West on her Instagram story. The girls sang the inward without thinking of the implications. This is a showcase of ignorance and that the pan-hellemic, pan-foot, some, some council should do better in combating racism. The first step is addressing willful ignorance. That is one thing. But if white people do not consume Kanye's music,

then Kanye is not Kanye. That's what he wrote. Those are the lyrics. That's what he wrote. Those are the lyrics. So what are you supposed to... I got the answer. Oh, you got it. Well, I don't have the answer. But let me see. Somebody else does have the answer. Let me see somebody else does have the answer. Let me see, hold on a second. I do think that they're stupid for post-nevere. Yeah, why does people feel they have to post everything? Dude, I sing Wu Tang weekly.

And a lot of N words in Wu Tang. And I don't edit that shit within my full walls. It's an N. It's a Wu Tang free zone. Yeah, you're allowed to do it, W1. The second I step out, something else. Within the cut my four walls. It's an end. It's a Wu Tang free zone You're like you're allowed to do it every one the second I step out Nothing else would want you to yeah, but but I'm not look man. Look. I do I agree that you should not No, I don't but I also that's not the world we live in so we gotta adjust here's the answer Okay, because Sophia Ford a UNH student. Yeah, she's got it all fucking figured out, okay so

If you know the lyrics so well Then you should know when the word is coming up and literally shut your mouth So they sing every word in the song Except they all stop when I like but she ain't hang with no broke then they all stop and then they pick it up again on the next word Well, how did they, how did they, how does this fucking bitch, this fucking song, I don't give a fuck, she's an idiot.

When she's in her, in her car singing songs, yeah, does she stop at that word? Yeah, it kind of takes the enjoyment out of the song. Sure she would. Like, I'm sure she would too. How are you in college? How are you smart enough to go to college and you're still don't realize, you know know what we don't need to put everything we do

online. Let me tell you something. People who go to college are not necessarily smart. Alright? They're not. Remember I got in trouble when I told me, am I talked about the college kids? That's one of the things that turn me into what I became. Which was, oh, you said the supposed Engage it shit. Remember that's where it all started salty Walt Salty Walt for years been one and one so I got the people called me cunt Hmm and that was at home You're on here on that's when they had a web board that kept and there was a little tell him Steve

They've forum on Kevin's website and episode come out literally four different people would be like that cunt. He's a cunt. They would say that they actually said that just because I said that. It took a while to make me four accounts, but it was worth it. It was most engagements at the college kids, what college kids would do. And that's where that led me down the path of enlightenment. But is it real? It was eight years ago. Absolutely not. That's why you got to stay true to yourself. You don't fucking, people call me a cunt all day. It's not going to change my opinion on myself.

Why did you stay true to myself? I know you didn't. Now you're coming back. Now you're coming back. See, it didn't work. Because then people got upset when you're on the other side. That's why I guess I guess straddle line. You're never going to, you're never going to, you're neutral on every day. Well take, I guess I guess straddle line. You're never gonna, you're never gonna,

you're neutral on every day. Well take, no, no, I went hard on Legos. You did. Not neutral. You did, okay. Legos and the Kardashians. We get, we get, we get, we're coming,

we're coming, some more way more, more peeps on the way. More peeps on the way. More peeps on the way. More peeps on the way. More peeps on the way. More peeps on the way.

More peeps on the way. More peeps on the way. More peeps on the way. More peeps on the way. More peeps on the way. Stuff that could be so explosive. So you're saying so you're saying that Sing it don't post it But why shouldn't they be able to post it? Because we as Q said we live in a world where you don't need that kind of um You don't need that kind of attention direct that at you for For any reason It's not worth it for you to fucking sing it and post it It's not what are you getting out of posting it anyway, other than now a nightmare scenario or your-

What did they- They didn't expect, right? But it's always a possibility. I don't mean that they shouldn't post it because it's wrong. I'm talking about the same reason, you know, fuck, you look both ways before you cross the street. That's it, man, you gotta watch out for yourself. And it's just like, what, I I'm not saying like just be fucking smart

Realize the second you put that word out there. You get in shit like this coming away, right? Yeah, but So be reasonable no, no, no, it's you have to sometimes be you have to think Even have to think unreasonable Well people not like what I said I can't identify with that better start I guess because I was gonna record myself singing Goldic right now really I don't know what to say right they posted a hoping they would become the next part that shins

there you go so yeah some people said hey it's a fucking song you more on sir having fun dancing and so that's how I feel and it's a fucking song. You morons are having fun, dancing, and singing. Well, that's how I feel. Right. And it was on the radio. Like, I don't, like, if they don't bleed, but out on the radio? No. To me, look, but this is what we're saying.

Remember, you were like, don't cross that bridge. Your kids don't deserve to cross that bridge. To me, it's just like, fat word. You can buy it. Doesn't affect. And you can tap your foot to it But you can't You can't see it. You can't see it. Oh, you can hop to it You can value it back your head to it tap your foot to it

But your lips better not fucking mimicking what if I'm reading or pay the price what if I'm reading a book Has the word in it you could read it you could but you can't say it out I don't read it to sage read out loud I Just read little black Sambo to the other day. You know you know you actually you're trying to be Koi and cutie, but you know he was right cutie that you're new game cutie Q Hello boys. What's the what's the bit? Yeah, I just think I was right. How how are we still having these conversations? Because these are because these are not fucking people who are trying to not get fired

from a TV show or a radio show or some entertainer. Like these are just people having fun on their own time posting it to a social media account and then taking ship for it, which is something that is like because if you start fucking bending to all these overleases, that is fucking assholes. That is the fucking assholes. That is the fucking assholes. It's so stupid what they did. I bet my fucking life, the bitch who is like, hey, you got a closure, a mouth on that

where it comes up is a fucking white colleague student. Well, do you, I guarantee it. I don't know how much it, you think they get it at this. What's that? Because these people could just be like, whatever, way the weak and nobody's ever gonna is a fucking white college student. Well, do you, I guarantee it. How much should, do you think they get it? They get it at this. What's that? Because these people could just be like, whatever. Way the weak and nobody's ever gonna give a fuck again. I think that's what happens. So they're not getting shit for it.

Like people are commenting on it. Somebody put it up because they thought they were cute and they thought people would fucking like it and it's their own social media account. I don't, I don't think they were like, it's gonna fucking get a million hits one way or the other. I seriously doubt they expected this to happen. I read this article on Miles Morales' Spider-Man, where he met Peter Parker as a kid recently

and like the thing. And he, for whatever reason, he said to be the parker, you'll always be the real Spider-Man. Like, to cheer him up, he's like, you'll always be the real Spider-Man. And people are like like that's racist. There was like a backlash. It's just like how could they have Black Spider-Man say to white Spider-Man that he'll always be the real Spider-Man and it was a second where my mind started turning where I was like What the fuck are these people serious? And then I was like then I was like why do I care? Why do I care about anybody's pants on it? I don't give a shit and I just shut it down.

He's gonna let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go.

You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go.

You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let it go. You can't let itves. Yeah. Peves, man. Yeah. So, yeah, you write your peves down. Yeah. Then you come in here, you grouse about it, you feel a little better. I don't really have any peves. No peves.

What about this, though? You're living the dream. You've got to say this is God. This would make your peveless if you had one. Because I can't live. Peves out of my life. I don't have peves. God, what do you got?

So, your rabia announced women will now be legally allowed to drive. How's it that car with the thing? No, no, they just are now allowed to drive. So I would be annoyed at that? Of course. I can't. They're saying it, like they're announcing it

as if that should be like, all right, all right, women are allowed to drive now. Right. Yeah, that was supposed to be impressive. Yeah, only 16 years ago, women weren are allowed to drive now right and that was supposed to be impressive yeah only 16 years ago women were allowed to vote here so what the fuck am I? what stance am I taking? no I think I have 100 years ago

but wait a second though it's not like it happens immediately you gotta give the rest of the mails of Saudi Arabia some time to to catch this it would be like seeing like a donkey driving a car. This is how a natural it is kind of wait to 2018 Okay, and you got to be over and you have to be older than 30. Okay And you can't and you can't only drive in when the sun's out, but what supposed to pee me about this? It's ridiculous. Yeah, but it's also in so-and-so He fucking Arabian. I don't give a shit. I'm never gonna see it

I'm never gonna feel that people are happy about this. Oh God, but see this is why I don't have a pea. I would never hear this know what I care about it God to even even India is just like fucking holy shit Where they're fucking hopscotch and down the street to fucking avoid human feces. They're just like oh welcome to 2017 Saudi Arabia or 2018 whenever I give you Mother fuck But this is what you know 2017 saw the Arabi are 2018 whenever I give a shit I can mother fucker Shit on train tracks I'm more involved than you, but this is what bothers me about

activists Of any stripe sounds like a pief go ahead. No, I don't have any peeps. I don't have any peeps I'm trying to come up with you. I'm Is I don't have any piece. It's getting off. It's getting off. I'm getting damned off of you. You're getting fucked off of me. Get my dander off. This is an integral step in the Caribbean.

Either you care about everything. Are you care about nothing? No, I don't believe in that. You were right about the girls in this sorority. Were you talking about nothing? Well, you care about nothing. No, I don't believe in that. You are right about the girls and the sororities. What are you talking about social justice wise? Sure. We're almost anything, but yeah, so let's us wise. Like, how could you be so passionate about this one thing?

But ignore the facts. But ignore the fact that they're fucking that this shit going on everywhere in the world. Like people pick and choose what they get upset about and ignore everything else, right? Well, I said it last week with slavery. People are more upset about slavery that happened three, four generations ago

than the fucking millions of women who are sex traffic and basically slaves to the people. And that's horrible. You know what I think? It's all horrible. But they don't care about today because they wanna get mad at shit that happened hard to you.

I can't speak to that because I don't fucking care And expect the world to upset up and applaud Because for them that's probably a huge I can't believe we fucking went this far. Are you sure like the clerics are like nervous? They're like our people gonna get upset these upset. We can't deal with these countries. Until they become, until they see the errors of their way, so. Wait, should female presidential candidates take huge fucking amounts of money from these countries? I don't know. I'm just saying. Is that what happened? Oh, maybe. Well, look, that's one you can look at us to step on the right direction and that should be applauded I guess but I mean it only took what all of history to

And even then even then it's a traditional license Literally literally 17 year old teenagers on provisional licenses here have it better than 30 year old women or 29 year old I mean, they're. You got to understand, man. That doesn't, but that doesn't like fry your mind. There's parts of the world. No, because I don't think about it, because I don't care. Because he has the problem.

Before it fucking TV was invented, before radio was invented, right? Before mass communication, where you, where you found that was going on across the world the same day it happened, like take me back to a time where you fucking didn't know what was going on across the world the same day it happened like take me back to a time Where you fucking didn't know it was going on three blocks past your house, right? No, that's how humans minds are meant to pro the human mind is not meant to process We have too much information. We have fucking too much. It's it's short-circuitly everybody brains like you're not supposed to fucking no

Well, that's not that's supposed to process all this shit That's so ass backwards to think that we know too much. I don't care Like like that's like saying we don't know I don't need to learn anymore than I've ever learned People act as a few I don't need to like Spirit Stinktively know how to respond to something that happens a fucking world the way went for all of human history None of it mattered to you and most of these people of these people can't take care of their own fucking backyard and they're worried about all this shit in this place and that place and fucking, if one of the gender girls

drank a Pepsi or fucking this one said something about fucking, you know, this one's saying gold digger. Like, can you imagine being a hardcore SJW these days? Like your attention is pulled in a million different directions. But that's my point. It's not. They pick their battles. They pick their fucking causes. Have you seen Chris Adon does Twitter feed? Oh, it's the guys know about everything. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you don't

think that that that's just it's just like it's just a story that just sickened me. That's like they're one they want these props. I'm saying if I'm going to give a shit about that, then I got to give a shit about that then I gotta give a shit about fucking a thousand other things and I ain't doing it Doing it Join a human race though. I don't want to man. I fucking donate enough money. I fucking do everything That's not donating What are you doing? I'm gonna talk about taxes 50% of my shit getting stolen from me and distributed to everybody's fucking cause.

I'm talking about money like I actually don't eat. My point is like, I, if either, look, I don't have the capacity to care about every single thing that goes on in the world. Nobody does. So nobody could fault me for not giving the shit at all unless they care about everything. Show me the, bring me the person that's gonna come here that fucking cries himself to sleep every night about every injustice in the world

That person doesn't exist so I don't want to fucking hear it, but it's impossible to care about everything I don't know it's impossible to know everything I care about an animal You're not every animal right not every animal. I fucking had a hamburger yesterday It is what it is man. I'll care about what I want to care about and that's it and currently what I care about It's fucking a square radius of about a hundred feet in every direction and that's it. Right. Carrying this is nobody comes up and takes you for a picture.

Oh fuck, come on man. That's a fucking, at least he's willing to drive now. Not if it's dark out or if they're fucking at they're 29 years old or younger. But why is that though like the dark because they might like one light and shit They might start feeling sick. I mean you should have heard the reasons why they couldn't drive They said it would hurt their ovaries if they were to be in a passenger in a car. Well, maybe the Maybe the maybe the pavement isn't so great over there a lot of potholes I don't know that hurt your ovaries. It's so ass backwards

What but but what I'm saying is like there's this sex traffic, and child sex traffic going on in the world right now, right? Right. So why aren't we talking about that? Why aren't we talking about it? Why aren't we talking about it? Want me to do a pee on it? No, but, and then the second you say that, I'm like, well why aren't we talking about this other horrible thing? I can bring up, I'll bring up, I'll bring up, we'll, we'll see the world day. It says the guy that sports around a Penn State switcher.

Right. I can't wait to do it. We can't see my point. That says the guy that sports around a Penn State switcher We see my point is just like no no because you can't use that as an excuse Not to care about things though, but you can you absolutely yes you can but we don't want the world But we won't we couldn't this world cannot handle the Everybody being cute yet again because youues take care of their own backyard. Accuses take care of them and their own and they fucking look out for the people around them. If I was walking down the street

and I saw someone hurt on the sidewalk, let me help you. Let me get, let me take care of you. What's going on? If the world was awful accused. Yes. And you found out about Puerto Rico. People check out the camera.

Oh, you're on your own. Is that fucking true? Right. No, I know, but you're saying, but if everybody takes your stance of like, I can only care about my four by four area. People have to care. Or else, or else, it doesn't.

Well, I don't need money to specifically to Puerto Rico, I did. Okay. This week, right? That needs your show and you care about a problem. Yeah, but it's like, it's not like, then I didn't think about it again. What are you wanting to do?

Going against your, you're going against your credo. Because you still got to be a good person. I'm just saying like you can't fucking You can't give a shit about everything, but you but you just went against you what you know Because I went and donated to a cause that move no because there are people who are it didn't move me a storm Went and act a bunch of fuck a power and kill the bunch of people not moved by it. Well, I'm like it sucks Fuck a power on kill the bunch of people not moved by it. Well, I'm like it sucks Yeah, they're working I did a help to major help though. Yeah, well, they take a 50% of my fucking Money, so that's some of that's going there. Dude, do you know how many pairs of pointy shoes and stolen hubcaps floated away?

Do you do you want to replace that shit? I don't know where everybody thought like you though. Yeah, do you? Do you want to live in a world like everybody thought like you though. Yeah. Do you? Do you want to live in a world like that? That sounds horrible. I gave I donated thousands of dollars. Yeah, that was a caveat before you that we found out about though, but the person you described didn't sound like they donated. They just were like, okay, I care about my little four by four. And that's it. I, well, yeah, that's my main concern by far. Right, but that sounds like, but that, but you can, but you didn't throw that in there like, but you can donate and do's it. Well, yeah, that's my main concern by far. Right, but that sounds like, but you can't, but you didn't throw that in there, like, but you can donate and do other things that move you. Sure, but I'm not gonna sit here and fucking pretend

that I can't sleep at night thinking about the fucking new files of Puerto Rico, but that's how people are. But he also, he's donated in the past to the ACLU who we know, defend openly gay people But what he was what he was describing though if that if that was all of us That I don't think it'd be a world that if anybody would morally would it would be a rough world to live in without The passion people now tell you're not good, but what you were describing though It's like I don't give a shit and nobody cares about your little four right for you

But I think if everybody did take care of their little little little worlds The world would be a fucking way better place Way better But you but with still with the compassion for like if their little world is okay Then they then they look a little bit past You know why I could take you know why I could send money to Puerto Rico is cuz I took care of my shit And got myself in a position where I I could send money to Puerto Rico is because I took care of my shit and got myself in a position where I could fucking send money to Puerto Rico okay that that didn't come from me fucking running around

hand-ringing and crying about every fucking stupid little thing that came up I took care of my shit okay and I got myself to a position where I could do it Walt Peeve has become yours I already peeps but that's you know what? Everyone makes smooth fuck. It's a little thing called self-reliant and that's a fucking dirty word in the United States tonight.

It's a fucking horrible word to fucking sit there and be responsible for yourself and to fucking take care of your own business. I mean, he sounds more peved up than I was on Legos right now. Yeah. I feel like your Lego argument is taking a huge dent. You can't do it. Self-reliance is a horrible idea in this fucking, you know, working for something's a horrible idea

in this country. Everybody's a victim. Everybody wants fucking to hand out for free shit. You want my pet peeve? That's it. That's a blanket statement though. I don't think everybody does. I think there's a lot of free shit. A lot that want that are willing and want to work for what they get

Apparently I forget your lucrative. Yeah, I want a free shit. I'm not distancing myself from them I would love free shit, but at the end of the day somebody's got to pay for that free shit. Yeah me on these All right, well, we got an answer But even Manchester yes, that's fucking up very expensive night for us being given the money away. What shows right there and that you are not the person you describe. You are not this cold, uncaring, self-indulged, self- You're describing me, not you. Yeah, I mean, you are not that Brian Johnson, you are a compassionate, caring and giving person.

Well you got to be. But you got to take care of your own shit, fucking person foremost. Right. And people don't think anybody would disagree with that. I don't know. I think a lot of people would disagree with that. But what you were describing was... Well, what I'm saying is like you can't...

A world that was just... It's all about me. I got mine. Okay, but they might be another person who is like, I don't care about Manchester. I don't care about Puerto Rico. Why would I give a shit about that? I care about... Many people who are around that. I care about this. Yeah. So it's like, why are they, they're not wrong? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Well, it's like, where are they right though? We're obligated. We're obligated. On heads there, they don't have to like, because they got to shut their car. My point is like, you're either obligated to care about everything or you're obligated to care about nothing. Well, you will.

And if you're obligated to care about nothing. You're arguing in this doesn't sound, sound though, because you don't, you don't, you're obligated to care about nothing It falls the argument is doesn't sound though because you don't you don't you don't care about everything No, you still gave to Puerto Rico Right, but I my point is like well first of all I didn't mention it until the show in the argument But like I wouldn't go online and be like here. I'm donating to Puerto Rico on a cheater, right? People I think people do that too. I just think the world is, I don't even know what, I don't even know what my point is anymore. I'm all over the map.

You all peve down. You all peve down. He lost his mind to the pee. Yeah, I'm just like, I don't know. I just think that people care too much. That's my point. I still think people care. Well, they care too much, but it's, oh, it seems to always be,

in a way, like it's not like like a humanitarian style way. It's like they're angry like they're so fucking angry that like you don't care as much as they do or you don't care about the same thing that they care about with the same fucking level of intensity and it just like so then you're called names and you're like a piece of shit or Nazi or whatever because you don't care as much of sure oh come on I'm a Nazi you're definitely a Nazi why am I a Nazi you're a fucking what guy that's all it takes yeah that's all it takes I don't know if that's all it takes for some I'm saying for oh for some for the more segment of the population right, but yeah But you know what Brian? I don't know to me. It's like the second I got offline the second I stopped reading those those

News paper the second I disconnected I stopped hearing any of that stuff nobody in my life Has conversations like that. Nobody says this person's evil, nobody says this person's that, nobody, it's only online, it's only in this fucking world. And I've disconnected from it. So I just pretty small anything, like the tweets that you see or that kind of shit, it has to be like an insignificant number of people

that are... Yeah, it's bullshit, but they spend so much attention on stuff. And I'm like, I don't know, you know what? Like I know a lot of cops and to the fucking one, they are good people. You do not go to work, wanted to hurt people, do not go to work, but you go online, if you fucking cops evil, every cops, the statistics don't matter either. You could be like, well, here's the situation. Here's statistically here is the situation. And they don't give a fuck. They're like, don't come at me with statistics or science or any other. And I would turn around to like racist and be like,

you fucking kidding me? Like the majority of the people I work with are of color. It's like, and they're the hardest working, smartest people. Like, so it's to me, it's just like, it's only when you fucking go outside your world that you start getting all this shit. And it's like, I don't want it Like I'm in Dutch with him right now because I was singing gold digger. I like it. It was a whole thing. I like it Yeah But but there are there are but that's the thing like the I thought the I thought the new thing was because of police It is for telling a lot of it is I think it's 99% of it was about okay so so of

course I shouldn't say I you know I think it's a big part of it but it's not it's not the only so of course it happened sometimes and it's a fucking tragedy when it happens and the person is unarmed and you're like what the fuck dude and that is a very small segment of what happened. But they don't want it, like they really people don't want to address like, well in Chicago, fucking 20 black people got shot by 20 other black people in a week, like that seems to be a way bigger problem.

And I get it like police or authority and it's like fucked up that they do that. And if they do, they should be fucking punished just like anyone else. But to again, to ignore all this other shit that's like seems like, well, this seems like the bigger problem where like inner city violence is, you're not, you can't even say that. You can't even bring that into the conversation. But I think with the point with the, I don't know, man, because I talk to

guys on my crew and they're like, it's fucking true. Man, cops is treating you differently if you're black. I have a couple of buddies that same thing. They've said same thing. Fucking mellow. He was like every time they're drug, they've got stopped five times this this month going back to Asbury in when mellow was in the car. People started being like dude I don't want you in the car. You can hold over. Manning, right? Like, that's fucking...

No, that's horrible. But there's so many sides to this argument about the thing with the kneeling and the NFL. I mean, it's like on one hand, I understand why people are upset about because they're making using the flag as a as an instance to make their point but also it's like well also they're using a peaceful protest to make their point so it's like there's and also can we stop pretending that the flag hasn't been best or done it's all over the place American flag bikinis Budweiser uses the American flag they're

advertising like all shit that like I think technically you're not supposed to do Like if you look at the code of respect for the flag a lot of that shit that people do you're not supposed to do So if people are like hey, I'm gonna take a knee Whatever and they're like you're fucking not a patriot. Yeah, I'm not sure I understand that level of like like so against it. I'm they're taking it in the either doing they're doing whatever they feel is a suitable reaction to what what they feel they're not happy about or they feel is not is not being addressed once again I don't get I don't understand the absolute like fucking lose your mind anger about it. Well the other argument too is like, well they're rich.

So America's treated them pretty well. It's like, well you can be rich and still fucking be bothered by these things. Like the amount of money you have doesn't matter. Yeah, money, I mean, it doesn't matter when you're, you know, if you're pulled over in a car or it doesn't, you know, they're not going to. I'll tell you what does a lot of times if you're on over in a car, it doesn't, you know, they're not going to. I'll tell you what it does a lot of times if you're on a TV show. Yeah. The thing that would bother me most about it is, we've had this conversation years ago,

where I was like, I'm tuning in to watch football to shut my fucking brain off and enjoy something. Now I got a fucking half politics in my face during football, too. Hey, dude, same thing. I just got this Stephen- fucking- the Stephen King book that he wrote with his son. Yeah. And I'm starting to see Seeds Planet about like white male oppression in shit. And I'm like,

Stephen King. Stephen King and his kid wrote a book. It's so far, no, oh, and King, it's his youngest son. So far, it's okay. But I can see little seeds there and I'm like oh my god can it can you read or do or watch anything. But that's why I'm just gonna watch glow over and over again. Sports has a history though of of using athletes using the their

sporting event to bring a level of consciousness to the Olympic gotcha. More than the first. I mean, not the first ones. I'm sure it's been, I mean, you can go, I mean, Jackie Robinson, as you sports was used as, I mean, you can go back to the beginning of sports. It's, you know, there's been things done and Jackie Robinson protests, whether they're, you know, so I, this is a tradition that like this just didn't like happen last week.

So I just don't, I'm'm like I'm with you on this one Q. I'm like who gives a fuck if they want a meal then you like I don't care about football. I don't like football I don't know anything about it. These guys don't want to fucking stand for the Pledge of Allegiance because they're unhappy with the state of the government Fucking let him do it. I don't care. It gives a shit Well, the other argument is like well, there's people are like, well, I fought for that flag and you know, there's a valid Arguments and why people are angry. But there are guys who said, this is what I fought for like a veteran. Yeah, who will be like, yeah, I fought for their, for this, for this ability for them to do what they want to do.

So it's just like, do whatever you fuck. Just do whatever. That's what I'm saying. But does, does the teams have a right to tell their player? Boys. See, I think they do. Right. But does the teams have a right to tell their players? Boys. See, I think they do. Boys. They're the owners of the freight of the players. That's what Trump said.

And that was like some. Oh, is that what he said? Yeah. Yeah. To me, I think the franchise does do have a right to be like, you're not protesting on Addime. It's the same as the school where it's like, look, you're a part of an institution.

DICY argument, yeah. They would have the, they would have the, have it's not dicey because I can't go to fucking work and do it and do whatever I I'm somebody somebody a McDonald's starts fucking Yeah, it's just cuz it's not about but if the team if it gets out though the team is not allowing their their players to express themselves That team is going to face a backlash. Why should that be? I can't go to work and do it over the fuck I want. You can't go to work and do it over the fuck you want. Why do these guys get to?

It's a different form of entertainment though. I mean, like, hey, because there's an in sports, there has been a long history of athletes using that platform to make a statement. So now if you're going to squash that, you're going to, especially any team that does it, I think, is going to pay a backlash from especially online. I don't know about it in a stadium. I don't want to generalize about football fans, but it seems to me that most of them are probably like,

a lot anyway, like blue collar types. I think the couple of walks are like. Who are like, for the most part, probably anti-need thing? I bet you it's right down the middle. I bet you it's right down the middle. I bet you it's right down the middle just like everything else in this country Then summer blue collar summer white collar and it's That's what sports is but yeah melting pot it brings everybody together you everybody could put a baby a fan Could just sit there and root for your team from the fans are the teams because because the teams it's

Mostly black guys. I bet they're better the fans. I I see. It's like it brings people together from different, you know, different political backgrounds and you're rooting for the, for the common cause, your team, your local team. They're, they're nuts though, right? Sports fans, they're always fighting in the stands or like, hey, you like the other team, I'm gonna attack you or throw so down your face. But not all fans, it's like, it's like, it's like, just like,

not all terrorists, not's like not all terrorists. Not all people are terrorists from a certain country. Not all fans are fucking drunken. Louts are going to beat the shit out of each other. So I want to just go to the game cheer and go home and pat it. I've had a posing fan be like, oh, nice game in shake their hand. But another fan would be like, I'll break that motherfucker's face.

It was like another jersey in my arena. A couple of years ago, some lady was upset about nice game and shake their hand, but another fan would be like, I'll break that motherfucker's face. It was like a way and another jersey in my arena. A couple of years ago, some lady was upset about getting her balls busted about the Yankees or something, and she ran somebody over with a car. Like, that's a passion. Passion, that's a passion. Like you really love your team. You're committing like vehicular manslaughter.

Well, that pe- that peave did spark a conversation. This peave's a good. This last peave may not be so, but it's much more personal. It's, it's, it's, it's, look at first, let me quickly ask you, cute. The other three jokers are like, hey, we've agreed to take a knee

at the beginning of the show. I don't take a knee. You won't do it. Good for you. I don't take a knee. Good for you. I don't take any. You won't do it. No. Good for you. I'll take good for you. I don't I don't understand what's behind it. I don't understand how it's going to be viewed by people. So I have no interest in displaying any sort of allegiance to any sort of locker room until I'll just no, I'll stand. Let them let them let them me. Yeah. I'm not taking any. I'm not doing it. Are they taking any worldwide or just around here?

And why we need like like the UK would they would they show support or solidarity for America? American football. I mean, well, no, I don't think it's just a football thing, right? I saw pictures of fucking these idiot fucking Hollywood celebrities who again, they can't just like do something It's like here's David de Covny and whatever name is Lady Jillian Anderson Here we are taking a knee. It's like fuck off. What a brave stance. How palsy of you? No one expected this Oh my god some fucking a-listers fucking took a knee took a picture of it and sent it out That's not the safe play is it Well, maybe they what happens if they just really believe it though?

You think so? Why are there so many things? In that level? So cynical that why would you think they didn't do? Or else they wouldn't, not every celebrity is. Just, just cute. You want cynical? Is it caravan?

You should take a picture yourself. I'll bet you get some more viewers, man. But I don't want you. No, you don't want viewers. You're straight, ain't political, right? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm week. I'm not I'm not kidding. Every week. I never see any of that shit. Now I watch it. I check out. That's fucking it's fun. That's all it's supposed to be you want to you check out tune in tune out that's it man. Yeah, it's fucking all it is. What was it drop out tune in? I don't know I just tune in tune out it was the boob tube. Yeah, that's what I want that's what I want

My accomplishment life to be he got people to now All right the last my last pet peeve or I wasn't even a pet. It was a peeve to be. He got the two now. All right, my last pet peeve or I wasn't even a pet. It was a peeve. There, there are these things. I don't know if you've got seen them in malls or in your local neighborhoods of candy stores selling chocolate shots. No, shots of liquor chocolate shots. They're like like they're like melted chocolate in a syringe. And kids like squeeze the syringe and the chocolate comes out into their mouth. Okay. And then I believe this is glamorizing.

Heron drug use. Timothy Leary, turn on tune in dropper. So you can get chocolate with chocolate in a syringe, syringe, piece of plastic, and you get a melted chocolate is put into it, and then kids walk around the neighborhood shooting the chocolate into their mouth. Does it look like a, does it look like a, like a type of dermot? No, it looks like a hybridemic needle. Well, first off, what they're technically what they're putting in their mouth is a drug. Chocolate?

Sure. Okay, sugar. You know? Right. But it's not the chocolate that, it's not, it's the fact that you're selling the chocolate in the form of drug use. It's the worst kind of drug use.

But you know what, it could be, it could be like sort of, you go to the doctor and you get a shot. Well, here's a shot. That's like more fun It's not glamorizing intravenous use of heroin or meth Like no, it's fucking drug chic man. It's heroin chic. It's the if you think it's heroin chic the cad Berry is like How do we appeal to these youngsters? They're like? I don't think it's the chocolate nine factors. This is a product that I Loan their Philippines are something or is this America? This is right across the street really this is so close to home

Because I told my daughter about this right told my daughter how against this I was she's like that sounds glamorous and she was like Why who cares? Like you know that kids are stupid you know that once Thanks, you know that one Kids You if you familiarize them with a needle a needle should be a fucking stove to a child It should be like a hot stove you teach kids don't go near a hot stove. You don't go near needle And I was telling her this and I nobody told me that and I have been burned and taken drugs and she was like

No kid is going to just make the gateway from chocolate to straight to heroin I do no Brian Johnson And so this I had this talk and I forgot about it and then my daughter and her friends came to Redbank and I had to drive them home and I Dr. and I'm and she please tell me she purposely trolled you Oh, that's genius. She forgot she forgot that I talked about it. Oh, really? She forgot that I had someone I dropped the kid off. She's stupid, huh?

I dropped the kid off. I was just like, do you want to go to the toilet shop? And she was like, the shot, and she was like, what are you talking about? It's like, I heard you say that you didn't like the chocolate. They didn't have it with them, but I heard her say that they had the chocolate shot.

And she was like, oh, it's charlotte. Oh, yeah, I forgot that you were even on that kick. She goes, and I was just like, what do you mean? That's not surprising. I go, that is what Iotte. Oh, yeah, I forgot that you were even on that kick she goes and I was just like What do you mean I go that's a price? I go that is pretty me I go I have never Right now that I am right now I said really and you brought a chocolate shot. Oh, so she had one too She must have though that she said she did she said she did but she said she did Yeah, she's like who cares and I'm like, but you knew I didn't like it though. Mm-hmm did it anyway She's got about it I saw your people like, who cares? And I'm like, but you knew I didn't like it though. And she did it anyway.

She just forgot about it. Even if I didn't forget about it. She didn't like a lot of shit. We all so about Legos. So. And she said, this is what killed me. She said, even if I did remember, I still would have bought it.

Because it's chocolate, she said. So she's battling you with logic. Ah. Ah. All right. And I'm like, but you knew I didn't she goes no, I forgot She goes, but if I did remember I still would have brought the chocolate I still would have I still would have got chocolate because my friends are buying chocolate right and they're gonna be Hey, Alicia why aren't you buying any chocolate? Well, my dad

You know he's kind of down on these chocolate shots. You know, what do you think though? Do you know I think that this is some sort of subversive way? That is like seeping their way into like oh well I equate a needle a chocolate wasn't bad. How can bad can this needle a heroin be? You know, where do they where do they get the needle of heroin? They're like, oh. I guess I'll try this too. No, my dowel is bitchin' about it earlier,

but give me that H. I'll ride this horse. I'm not at some point in their lives. All kids are gonna come face to face with the needle and have to make that decision. Did you? Yeah. You've been offered a needle full of heroin. Dude, I was a

fucking junkie for years. I never was all I've never seen a needle full of heroin. I saw once and it was only because I paid the girl to do it in front of me. Are you kidding? You're lying here. If you said you never had that all through growing up and as a youngster you never were like, hey, you want to do a little horse? No, never. I swear to you. Dude I've never I saw coke once. Like yeah like I've never seen meth. I've only saw heroin that one time with that girl. Yeah no that wasn't really. I don't know how with you guys. You were so lame. Maybe if I had cooler friends but you guys are like I don't have to play hockey and then go to Denny's. So it like I had nothing to do with fucking drugs or anything. I believe well, you know what?

You you should count and your lucky stars give your father a hug and your mother a kiss that you were a child that didn't grow up with the with the specter of yeah, what I would shot over you. A horrible decision, you know, it like look like a a lamo in front of your friends or fucking Really tune out with a fucking needle sticking out of your arm, but I did so I can either of them It wasn't a needle but it was a pill for Right, but that's what I like isn't this an epidemic? So M&M should be fucking oh pain should be banned as well because M&M's look like pills

They do it's one leap. It's one man fathered in. Oh, This new shit there enough. You know what though like we had candy cigarettes that were marketed as like cigarettes Always down on the candy cigarettes felt it was I thought it was a response where the public comes to guard But the the cigarette like you could blow on it. Yeah Yeah, but I never wanted to smoke cigarettes or a cigar. Great, but yeah, but you can't you cannot factor that decision, but you would make that all kids will make that smart decision because a lot of kids don't make smart decisions and let's not give them a leg up by say like normalizing needles. Look, if, if it was a real needle and they fucking

mainlined it, like they just popped in their veins and shot the chocolate, that would be like, wow, like he's got a point. Not like it looks like a needle and that, oh, it wasn't there like a pen or a pencil that was shaped like a syringe and people got up like about that too. Yeah, I don't think it's a, I know.

One minute you're fucking doing your homework, the next minute you're on heroin. I understand a chocolate shop struggles to get people in. You know, it's a very difficult storefront to have. I see the storefronts around here and then they're not a lot of walk through traffic. Only around the weekends or After school, maybe you see but during the day like when people are really working if they're not if people aren't walking in the summer during the week day

They're not walking. Yeah, it's a tough one, but let's I understand that the the The like well, you know, how about this, you know, I mean let's try this But you really shouldn't sell out. It seems to work with heroin. Let's try the chocolate. You really shouldn't sell out your, your, the, the kids by like, like, just have a roll. Just have a roll though. What's that?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, like a little kid. Or find a different way to market it, but don't market drug use or intravenous needles to look at. Look, I will argue it's a strange decision to do it that way. Guys, and I see this. What if they had, like, instead of a needle? You saw it?

Instead of a needle, what if it was like a little mini turkey baster, like same concept, basically? It looks like a needle, though. But he's saying if they made it look like a turkey. They make it look like a turkey baster. I call it the chocolate baster. The bulb on the end. Yeah.

Choco based. Choco based. I think that if we could get them to agree to that, I would think I would have made a difference. Did you try? No. No. Who's going to listen to that?

What if you... I can't even get my own daughter. It was like, I was like, oh, I forgot about that. And I still would have bought it even if I remembered right You you know you have no power right? I mean this isn't the first time you're learning Like like oh yeah, how about when you went went out and beat chow and he syringes that you see We lived on beaches how many syringes did you say you knew that the fucking whole town was a fucking junky city? And all fairs a lot of that was medical waste from Staten Island

Well, a lot of junky city. And all fairs, a lot of that was medical waste from Staten Island. Which you're right now, that town, the whole Bayshore area has a major fucking heroin problem. But you know why the heroin problem is so big now because the government is like, oh, these pills that we knew were addictive are getting people addicted. Well, we're going to have to come down on that. So then they get, institute all these fucking laws and rules about prescription drugs, which is only if you love fucking opiates, you're going to be like, well, fucking, I guess, I'll do heroin then, because it won its cheaper, way cheaper than pills. And it's more

accessible now. Hey, could you release this as one big episode because I could. And then well, and then if I know your way way, maybe we could do one because I forgot though I need to get that thing in there about New York. New York, okay. Yeah. All right, it was a long episode then. How long was it? It was so far, it's like with two hours and three minutes. Okay, yeah.

Yeah. All right, so. Fold them over till next week. So did you get, did you get, yeah, I didn't see the passion though for my syringe argument though. Ah, much is it for the other one? No, because I, this syringe thing, it seems like a very specific, very specific thing that bothered you.

Well, they've taken the knee too, could potentially involve him. Was it going to anything, doesn't bother me at all? Is that the one you were just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no shots. Tell him, Steve Dave. It is the squad to chase squad. This is how we're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this.

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We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this we can try to do it. Catch you up. To see the three. Rick and Morty. Yeah. Yeah.

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and Rick wanted to see mentioned Morty is a protagonist and space is a direct one of this Imagine the morning is a little dipshit Trying to make 40 to a dumb dumb, but season is right dumb It's a make it to custom, not time Son of Jerry not so scared, but necessary for them to think that they should be happy if she miss Curry Yeah, this guy give it K-N-I devicesices Thinking he's a nicest cause of the uprising But Rick, yeah, he never learned the lesson Making parking sardines, testing making homeless in the best man and aah

Caps want to solve his intelligence Cause of the negligence, Rick leave him heaven's sin I predict the bull like the mad Had I leave him mad back, when they all looked up for that dark matter Look at me, look at me, it's Mr. Mee Six Jerry is Wengens, hell that's what me thinks Worry wants adventure, that's what he's six Jelly bean almost right from this and torn the trees

And torn the trees, torn the trees And dark what happened, that was only half way Yeah, I get that I get that we're gonna speed this up. I'm gonna speed you through the process get you through season one and season two All right, follow quickly Wobbola dove let them order you get in the Post-whatever we've been up not enough boardy ain't get in no life And a dove at a woman's power to push the weapon Reaping the up, not enough to see boardy get in These bucks got dove first, I'm looking like anodized

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Now you're realist grew a world with a simulation And I'm a side chillin' sin and they're waiting patiently Remember me until I see the world overtaken overtaken, overtaken I'm doing it pretty quick man. Damn, the way! I see that we got you through season one. Halfway through season two. We bounce back and finish this off right?

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