Tell Em Steve-Dave - #354: Overbites Matter

Episode Date: October 20, 2017

Bry brings a hard hitting headline. With the passing of Tom Petty, Q looks to Walt as his new guru. Music: All This Time You’ve Been Waiting For This - Shape The World. The Heavens And The Earth

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gauntlet of hell Mm-hmm. I fucking hate touring. There's someone listening to this like like Norton in the sewers and shit right now No, I don't give a fuck fuck you. I like doing the shows. I like being on stage and I like interacting with fans, but I hate touring. Yeah. Oh, it sucks so much.

It just turns me into a different human. Worse. I'm assuming. I'm miserable. Freed, tired, sick. Freed, or afraid. Both. Yeah.

Yeah. What are you afraid of? Yeah, another more tourist than they have. More tourist success. What are you afraid of? You know, another more tors than they have more tors success. I just wanted to fucking end. But I lose when I, but it's weird, because when I get on stage for that hour and a half, I'm not feeling any of that. I'm having a blast. And then I get off stage and I die. That was a cool picture. I texted you about the one with the confetti gun. Yeah. Like those are the pictures like when you're older and you look back, you're like, wow, what a fucking moment.

Yeah. Yeah, I never regret. I do love doing the shows. Like I really love being up there, but, but, uh, yeah, what are you going to do? Well, I think I got back last night at noon around noon. And I take a seat, guns and roses last night. I was so fucking tired, but I was like, you know what? Tom Petty just died.

And it was very upsetting me. And I was so glad that I went to go see him before he died. Right. You know, Tom Petty was my favorite. And I was like, let me go, let me not pass up seeing Guns and Roses because God knows what's gonna happen. I'll regret it if I don't.

So I went, they did four fucking hours. Wow. I thought four hours. I thought an hour, 40 minutes, I'd be in and out, four, three hours and like 52 minutes there on stage. I wanted to blow, and I was sitting there as a Chris Rock, like directing next to Chris Rock. So he was singing every song, every song.

So I had guns and roses and fucking Chris Rock and my hands were coming for four hours. I was like, this is fucking, I wanna go home and sleep so badly, but I'm having such a weird experience right now. But yeah, somebody told 20 year old you like, someday, this rock will be basically staring at you. He did like the popular ones and he was funny, he was very polite, he's great guy.

You know, great concert going on, I said next to you, but I'm just saying like, when you've, when you're that tired, like, I can't believe I feel like I'm as having a fever dream. A four hour set list, they make, they must play every single song that you know. I have plus plus covers. They did, they did covers. Those are John, they did some Chinese, they did, they did, they did a black hole son, like they just started doing all sorts of, every song was awesome. They were fucking great.

But when you're, by the time I left the concert, I was up for 25 hours. And I thought I was just gonna pop in for like a quickie. I was at 3 1.5 hours, they still hadn't done Paradise City. At this age, even well rested, you'd be like, this is too long. This is too long. But coming back from two weeks overseas,

at the time different all year. And I just get like psychotic. I get crazy when I'm that tired. But kill you, Chris Rock. Yeah. I'm fucking stab you right there. On tour with the Joker's how long is the show? What's the longest the show has ever been? Do you guys have done? Long as I think just us, not the opening and everything. Just you guys on stage. Hour 45. Can you imagine we will do about hour 15, four and 1 2 hours though and like that's insane Like the level of energy that they have to put out to do that and they're not young men right anymore

They should be up. Are they Axel Rose's older than me? Axel is all over years. He that's that's really impressive It is impressive. It's something to see. I mean, but is that you think it's a Factor that he was off for so many years now? Yeah, it's got a lot of like it's like a one-centre-proo, but also he's built up a lot of energy not like putting his voice through that kind of like touring through all those years. Oh, his voice is age. It's not the young guy. The same exo was pretty good. It still sounds pretty good. Yeah, when we went, I was surprised at how good he's. Yeah.

It sounds pretty good. It's still sounds pretty good. Yeah, when we went I was surprised at how good he's yeah What was the what was the finale? I said it. Parade city was the last song. Yeah, what was the opening song? Oh, I don't remember I think it was What's the other big one? We got um like welcome to the jungle. Yeah, it was well. No, no wasn't welcome to the jungle November rain. No, November was a battle war. Civil war was pretty good. I they did every soul. You can name every what's that song from T2? They did that you could be mine. You could be mine. That wasn't the opening with the opening was Yeah, I mean like I said you could they I can name every song every song They they did I can't believe it and I was so tired a lot of people a

Mass and Square Garden sold out sold out. Yeah speaking of somebody was asked me Did you guys sell out Madison Square Garden? We are we are going to sell it out. Yeah, but we are We're selling about 200 tickets a day. Which is fucking pretty good. Yeah, and we're close to sold out So we'll sell out if you should make the proclamation if you sell out You'll beat the you'll go longer than guns are roses to no You should make the proclamation. If you sell out, you'll go longer than Guns of Rose is there? No. Four hours in a row.

It was funny because they had these big banners. You know, when the devils, when they hang the big... Yeah, like a championship banner. They have banners of Billy Joel, because he's done a ton of shows. They have fish out all the guys out there the most shows. And it says like 40, Billy Joel and fish in the number. I was like, I want to spend the money

to say in practical, JoeGras one. I'm hanging up that night. I was like I want to spend the money to say in practical Joe. I'm hanging up that night. I go and it'll probably cost you much money, but it's such a funny joke. You should get treated by it. Yeah, we'll see. Actually, um, actually Rose is five years older than we are and, um, slashes two years older than they were running around, man.

They're fucking. Chris Rocks 15. He looks great. They're running around, man. They're fucking. They're doing. Chris Rocks 15, he looks great. Chris Rocks him, yeah, he does that look. I can believe it. He looks exactly the same. How did you, scored MC, so are you friends with Chris Rock? No, because I'm playing MSG in two weeks.

So I was able to call up and just be like, y'all get me tickets. And Chris Rock is Chris Rock, so he, I'm sure they just. So they put a, they have a certain row for. They a certain row for well not a listers but people that they want to keep happy. Okay yeah so if we were not wrong we were not getting there are other people in the row but nobody like oh but I'll tell you why when you sit next to Chris Rock you're invisible. That's great. I always wanted that. He was awesome. Nobody gave a fuck. People were asking for photos and stuff like that. Not a single person. I'm just gonna ask you something. I forgot what was that. Yeah, so I have been home for about 24 hours.

And you're here though. I'm here, I'm here, I missed it. All this came about because I missed being here so much that even on my one day off, because we start shooting tomorrow. I was like, I gotta get down there and hang out with the guys because I really missed it, man. Yeah, I don't like missing a week, but. Yeah, I mean, either.

I was a Saturday, I know what, you asked me what I did Saturday. Saturday, I did a whole bunch of shit because I'm moving into this new place. Same town as Walt Flanagan, so you know it's a sweet zip code, like 90210 or something. The 90210 of Highlands. And I was going to go on Craigslist

to the casual encounters there and try to find like one of those Craigslist hookers and do a podcast with her Just be like how did you get into this? Yeah, and by the by the time I was gonna do I was like I was so fucking tired from I'm gonna do though. Yeah, why not right? Why they tell me they got have you watching ever watched a curb with do's, Adam? I have. The fuck, the fuck, the fuck, the fuck of that his dress up on.

It's so funny. Yeah, the curb, your enthusiasm, I think it's real good right now. Nathan for you. Nathan for you, I haven't seen, because it's on the same time you guys are. Good. What's the vice principles?

I really like this. I didn't see the last episode of the, the do'sces pretty good. And did you watch mine, Hunter? No, is that a documentary or series? It's a series, but like, I don't know, I don't think it's a docu-drama. I don't know if it qualifies as a docu-drama.

It's based on John Douglas, the guy who came up with all that shit. And they give some love to some lesser known serial killers, but there's something about it where I'm like, I'm watching it, I'm like, it's not brutal enough. Yeah. You know, I don't, I guess that's what I want. What a realism.

I guess so. Why would you see me watching down? Yeah, like I watch Narcos, and I'm like, Narcos, I'm like, this is hardcore, but mine hunter for some reason, it just has like a soft edge, I think. Like they talked to Edmund camper and Jerry Jerry Brutus and you know, or people that played them anyway Which are guys that don't get a lot of like they're not dommers or Or bunnies or or not, but

It's it's not bad. I just didn't I didn't't love it. Not the way I liked Narcos. And this week I'm like, wow, so much shit is going on in the world. Is it with, you wouldn't know. I don't know, I don't pay attention to the internet. There's a ton of stuff going on, Q, social, ill, it's all kinds of stuff. I feel like other people have that covered. So what I think matters

to us right now, Walt, I know you're a long standing defender and have championed little bow-wow in the past. He's back in the news. Why did I champion him? I don't remember. Because he took a picture of himself next to that private jet that turned out to be a star. I believe that's just society putting pressure on little bow out to be successful. And so if he's not, he feels the need to overcompensate. And I think that's, I think that's society's problem, not little bow out. Okay. He was forced to try to be successful and to, you know,

I see. Yeah, I believe he was because, you know, he, he decided he expects that of little bow-wow. And I believe that, you know, he was just trying to live up to, um... Like, they're like, little bow-wow is a private jet and he's like, Holy shit, everyone thinks I have a private jet. I should take a picture of myself next to one, so everyone at least, like, I live up to everyone's expectations. Because deep down, he's insecure's in security think i think everybody is

well not everybody but i think a lot of people are i don't see why i don't see why it's so hard to um... to see that that probably just come from a sense of insecurity and we should be giving him not giving him a hard time of being like understanding or yeah a little bit more interesting here is why because giving him a hard time is way more fun. And entertaining. Yeah, but that's just the, that's the new, you know, how the Romans, that's the new gladiator sport is going giving celebrities hard time. Right, they're just serading them. Yeah, that's what people want to do. Yeah.

That's the new... Fuck it, they've had it too good too long. They should be called to the carpet first. Well, I mean, when I do something wrong, but not if they post a picture of saying that they have that maybe they, they are the bank accounts a little bit, like inflate it more than it really is.

I don't believe that's worthy of like... Why can't you, Mr. Rear? Why couldn't he just, just like sort of go along with everyone's belief that it is? Why is he trying to like provide evidence for what everyone already believes? Everyone already thinks Lil Bawa was rich, right? Like I would assume that. So why is he going out of his way like, Hey, I am rich guys, because look, here's my private jet and somebody's like, this

not your private jet, Lil Bawa. And he's like, oh shit, I've been found out. I'm a fraud. I tried to dupe the public. But why should he, I already told you why he does though, because he does, he wants to come across this successfully, wants to be... But everyone thinks that anyway, so why is he going out of his way to try to prove it?

Why do you think they think it may be? Certainly not because of photos like that. That only densed his credibility. Probably other things that he's done in the past to just support that theory though well anyway little bowels back in the news feeling insecure because it turns out that he tweeted a photo of himself with artists from the former death row records roster, which he was never a part of. He's not a lot of the same photos with no, he Photoshopped himself into an existing

picture or someone did. Now he's just fucking with people. It had Dr. Dre Snoop, Shug Knight, two pack. I met Shug Knight in a CVS in Westwood. That is a big motherfucker. Yeah. He's huge. He was nice enough.

He'd throw me out a window or anything. He tweeted out a picture of him with Snoop and Dre from 93, which was right around the time he was reportedly discovered. Snoop had little bow-wow, infamously work with some of Death Row in the early 90s, all even though there was no reported evidence he was officially signed. So I think he he's trying to like, why now I don't know, but he's trying to push himself off or or or. Yeah, the kids even know who death row records is today. No way. He was insist he was on death row that he was a part of death row at six, which is why I guess he he made this picture of him, but he's six years old? At six years old, but he was not.

And then he insists, after that, he said the photo was sent to him by a fan. So a fan made it. I'm not familiar with this artist. So he made it. Lil Bawa? Well, fucking, he would think he was your son the way he'd defend him.

Jesus Christ. But he is maintaining that at the age of six. He was signed to a record label. He was signed to death row records. Well, he was. That's when he was little bow wow. That's when he was little bow wow. But he wasn't ever, he wasn't, he was a child performer.

He started as a kid. Yeah, that's why he changed his name to bow wow. And then yeah, I was just a little bow man that he was not just his name, and he was for an adult. No, I thought Snoop gave him the name because he Snoop dog and he's like,

he'll be little bow wow. But he was never um, so is there any any kind of contract that he has that he could point to and be like, who hears the contract? He says, I was on death row at six. This was the label roster. A fan sent me the pick at brought back memories. Big was on my big was on bad boy, my bros. I guess bad boys. Is that puffed at ease label or something? So yeah, do you like this do you like this performer? Little no? Yeah, I don't have any against them, but I've never is it kind of light like is it like MC Hammer kind of rap?

I don't know. I don't have any words not words not that hard. I was not going to be a pretty surprised yet. It was like hard core shit. Chris Cross type shit. Yeah. It was Chris Cross level. I guess I don't know. I don't know. Oh, yeah, man.

What about Chris Cross? We know one of those guys. I don't know. Kill himself. Chris Cross. Yeah, one of the Chris Cross guys killed himself. I found out that her m ago's bus is too. The little baby Oscar and ghost

buses to yeah was played by twins and this year one of the twins killed himself really man I was a little how old is he I mean he must be 29 yeah it must be a older guy now that do you think that uh any anything to do with like uh not making it in Hollywood you thought they what they thought they were they said he had all sorts of mental issues here at voices and stuff like that. They said by the end of the year, 25 voices. So shame, and I really like Ghostbusters too. I thought those babies put in the hell of a performance.

How long really on screen? Not long, but they were like, baby, something how much more do you need? Yeah, so this latest little bow wow boner wall Do you defend him for Retweeting or tweeting he says a fan sent it to him. There's no evidence of that just like there's no evidence Okay, I still can't forget why are people may have because they're saying you were never part of it I don't think they're mad. I think they're just making fun of them because he's trying to

He didn't know he's trying to who didn't know a little better remember a picture I took when I was six but he was never that picture didn't exist the the official line is just like a painting no it's like it's a photo it's six years old they could have paraded them in that room and taking a photo of what I have a him or memory maybe you know maybe but I mean but it's not a photo of all these guys. It's just like their heads. So this was a photo that like somebody, I guess somebody a death row made of just like their, their, their, like shoulders up and his head was not, his head was not there. And now his head is photoshopped in there. And people are like, low bow wow. This is the plain all over again.

People care. People care. yeah, I guess with all the shitheads that come all over the world. I saw it on Twitter and immediately I remembered Walt going to bat for this guy. I go to bat only because like, you know, I think everybody kind of peds their resume at one time or another and like. Oh my god, I've outrided so many times. Right, so. I think everybody kind of peds their resume at one time or another. And like-

Oh my god, I've outright lied so many times. Right, so- Because shitty jobs I didn't even want. And you know, let least, what's this saying? Let anybody who cast the first throne or- Oh yeah, let, let, let, let you who has, who, who's without sin cast the first stone. Yeah, I mean, come on. Uh, this particular sin, where your photo,

like if I photoshopped myself into like, like the clerk's poster, I'm like, what a time. I'm like, what a time. I think people would love it. I'm not too German, it's like I'm Hitler and Rally. Yeah. I think people would love that though. I don't think you'd be eviscerated.

I don't think people would be upset by that. Like I take Jeff out. And what, right, because they're like, well, he's a fucking idiot who's obviously fucking around. Unlike Lil Bawa who's like seriously trying to pass himself off as like a jet owner or a fancy car owner or a death road. I think I would have to do. I would, I would want to hear from Lil Bawa like to see if he's not just fucking up people either though. You're thinking maybe trolling people. To make himself look like an asshole every time He's a terrible troll, but one was less time you anybody thought about little bow out last time we talked about him probably

He's not a viable performer at this. I have no clue. I don't think it doesn't seem that way. Yeah, like all all in Everything points to little bowawa not being super marketable. It's not even his name anymore. Let me see what his new name is. It was Bawa, but I think he changed it. Oh yeah, it's Shad Gregory Moss. What's the name actually? Yeah, Shad man. He was born in 87, so he's what, 29? Okay, I mean, it's that age, man, where you are, you know, and he's probably not as relevant as it used to be, right? Probably is fucking common. He's got to be rich, though.

He made a lot of money. I don't think so. Take it from guys who have been on TV for seven years. No, but he really st the real style of them is back from Apple's phone. You know, the record industry is notorious for not giving the performers the artists any of the money. I would bet, you know, expect, like, I mean,

isn't that, isn't that, weren't they, wasn't this the label that was hanging people off the, off the sides of buildings for the, yeah, you were there to sign off on there, whatever it's called. the label that was hanging people off the sides of buildings. Oh, yeah. You're there to sign off on there, whatever it's called the residual. Yes. Hey, I don't know. On March 15, 2017, Bow out responding to President Donald Trump's

criticism of Snoop Dogg's video, sent a tweet in which he threatened to pimp out Melania Trump and make her work for us. Less than 24 hours by while deleted the offending tweet. Come on by while you're either fucking gangster or you're a fucking little pussy. I think we have the answer. I just love how he how how would that shake out how would he actually like make that happen. He's like, I'm gonna put a lot of your Trump on the stroll. She's like, oh shit, oh shit daddy. Yo, yo bitch, I'm no bow out. You remember me from such photos as my fraudulent jet photo?

Yeah, that seems like a stretch. And who is us, like who is us exactly? Like him and Snoop Dogg? The people. No, I thinkop Dogg. The people. No, I think no, the, no, not the people. He's, he's, he's saying he's going to pimper out. Yeah, for, for as a hooker, who's going to pay for that? Well, how do you Trump? Yeah.

Lots of people like that. I mean, is she there of her own volition or is she there just because little Bauow made her sound into me like little me like Lil Bawa was maybe like, maybe he didn't have her full consent. Well, if the line doesn't want to be on the stroll, then nobody should be paying for it. But if she's a willing partner, then you know, but do you look at Lil Bawa and say like,

hey, this whole pimping thing. No, because that's, if she's willing, then he's just operating as whatever pimps do. Middleman protector, I don't know. What a story if she leaves Donald Trump and is like, I'm going to be ho- I'm going to be ho-in for Lil Bauer. So, I'm going to go to school, suddenly, by Lil Bauer. I guarantee his record sales go through the roof.

Well, people are just like, Hey, I've heard of little bow out now. I mean, how much could you, how much what could he charge for the first lady, the first lady that looks like that? Because you're not talking like now when I rose vote. Now, not talking about ladybird. Ray, ladybird Johnson, It's not fucking Mary Todd. She's legit like hot. Yeah.

Uh, wow, you could get, you could get like some rich, like Asian businessmen, some rich Saudis or something like a million. Oh, somebody easily pay a million, right? I think so. What about like, the Donald has to pay? Well, what about like a little battle? You know that that's the least that lunatic in North Korea be the first one to pony up a zillion dollars.

Yeah, he's got to have a tiny cock right? Only because like well, he's Asian and there's that stereotype, but he's such a like such a plump guy, such a like sort of rotund guy that like an already little wiener is gonna appear even smaller. So when he's with a girl, does she have to pretend like, oh my God. Well, he's a God. Well, he's a God.

He's a God. So he's got to his people. They consider him like a deity, right? Yeah. So like, it's gotta be, at that cock is heaven sent. Right. And they're like, I don't know if I want to go to heaven. That's talking to your cancer. Disappointing. I don't think they care.

An entire nation brainwashed. Well, some, some probably are brainwashed and so much as they're like, we know we got to say this. We just follow. We just follow on the other girl. We were like, Oh, this is the biggest dick I've ever had. Yeah, I'm sure some probably believe it Well, it's like the United States today where you just have to say the right things and just told the party line Yeah, just fall in line and say the socially acceptable thing you're saying that leftists are basically I'm not But if you I agree with you I'm not saying but it's a difference though is in North Korea if you don't say it you could be dead if you don't

If you don't fall in line here, you're the only thing you're... You're careers dead. You're a little bad one. Well, I mean, career if you're someone in the spotlight, but if you're not in a spotlight, I mean, there's really not much of a price to pay for not following, or not towing the line. That's not true. You see people get fired all the time.

Well, yeah. But... Like, I think, get them showed us that that was unreal. Yeah, but if you if you were if you put something online and you're and you're not at your real names on attached to it, there's no remissions. Yeah. Mm hmm. But like if you if you did that North Korea, I'm sure they would track you down. There is no like fake names.

They'll they'll find out who said it. Yeah, they don't have internet, right? No, they do. I think they get it all from Russia now. Oh yeah. Like China used to do it, and then all the Chinese with the sanctions. And shit, I think a lot of it goes through Russia.

Didn't we see Blade running yet? No, I heard it's three hours. Yeah. And that's what made me go like I can't do it. It's shorter than a fucking guns or something. That's the last thing. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Can you imagine that? It's right, like they played longer. Dude, it's nuts. He's been that? It's right. Yeah, like they played longer. Dude, it's nuts. He's been getting a flow open for them. No one. There was no opening act. No, I got, I guess you weren't there. I got there 20 minutes for they were on and there was no opening act.

In the time that you watched that concert, you could have almost flown all the way to LA. It's crazy. I mean, they were, they were really great. So it's like, if I wasn't tired, I would have been totally into it. No, it's just two original members. Like there's one dude who can't play, right? No, dust, dust, they're still. Yeah, one guy, uh, Stephen Adler, right, the drummer.

Yeah. He can't play, or they don't allow him the player. Whatever reason, he wasn't, he's not there. I think it's drugs. Oh, so yeah, I mean, he was on celebrity rehab. Well, he stroked out. I think it's drugs. Oh, so yeah, yeah, I mean, he was on that he was on celebrity rehab. Well, he's stroked out. Yeah, I think he can't play. Yeah, he plays a level to play four and a half hours. Oh, that I don't know. He might stroke out again if he did that. Because that's got to be the most other than the singer who he think puts out the most energy and exertion at the end of a four and a half hour show.

The drummer or the singer? Well, Axel never stops running. He goes back and forth and back and forth. In general, I got to say the drummer, but I'm on the fucker, it does not stop. Where's he running to? From when? From the bottom of the stage. I will say this, and it's with you, and I noticed when we saw them in Pennsylvania,

they do not interact with each other Right all it's weird. They do not like there's none of that leaning in or like a little like somebody says something the other guy left a little bit It is almost as a slash and axel are on two different stages and two different shows. You think there's a problem? No, I think that is the solution Do you also you know think they, they haven't mend defenses? I don't know. I had heard that their contract to do this is like every stipulation is laid out on behavior. It's so crazy, right?

Like, they were friends. They were friends at one time. They were like, they were sleeping on floor as doing heroin together as like friends. Well, like, it works. Another like the only way we can be on stage together. Who knows, but now maybe they power out money and success changes everything. Well, so like I think actually,

it was fucking nuts to begin with, so that probably doesn't help, right? No, it doesn't help if you're, you're nuts and you're on heroin. Yeah, like at least with slash, he was just on heroin, then he cleaned up. Um, so, I mean, a deal with somebody who is, who's like, if you have, who's not crazy, well, if you have, like if you're, if you're that crazy, but creative, and you have somebody who's on heroin and you can't rely upon him and you're not getting for what you want from them. I'm sure Axel's got every just as much reason to be like furious at, you know, that's lash or addler or yeah. So addler, I guess he had back surgery. It says here. It says that on July

6, 2016, he joined Guns and Roses for performances of two songs. Wow, since the first since 1990. So that's fucking, that's 26 years. He made other guest appearances and he was rumored to take part in the band's April 1st show at the Truevador, but had back surgery which forced him to pull out. Yeah. Well, if he still owns part of the band or not,

I think he does, all right? I don't know. Now, you mentioned the passing of Tom Petty. You got to see him before. I saw him in June. In June? Where'd you see him at? Pancy.

Pancy. How long did he play? Oh, I was reading a thing. It said like the night before. It's two nights before he had played like a crazy ball and he looked fine and everything. He was great. The night before he died. Yeah. How did he die again? Hard attack. Hard attack. Yeah, that was that was rough. That was only the Second time I cried when a celebrity died Contrast Thompson.

I'm a hundred of Thompson dotting out really upset. I want to upset upset you but that's an author. Yeah, okay. That's a nothing. When Harold Ramon's side too, you're ready. No, not good. Say anything. No, no, no, it is. So I know that may have upset you. But you're loading in Las Vegas, the hell's angels book. Pretty like Gonzo journalist. He was his, he's my favorite. He's not the guy that toured with the like, like the road for Rolling Stone, is it? No. It didn't move you about him? That's Cameron Crowe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Tom Pagny. Tom Pagny.

That was a rough one for me. Yeah, did, um... The... Because I felt it was almost like... It was crazy, because everybody liked it. Did you have any hopes that, like, because they were said he's dead? Oh, I'm not like, he's not dead. I never got my whole spec up.

Never, never. I never did. I was wondering because I was like, I had my fingers crossed for you. I had hoped, man. He, he, uh, it didn't work. You failed. You failed. I crossed my fingers.

The cross fingers did not bring Tom Petty back. When I was hoping, that was a big loss. I thought the, you know, the way that things are, you know, I mean, I would have been great. You know, it would have been some comeback. It would have been, it would have been the ultimate. mean... It would have been great. You're right, it would have been some comeback. It would have been, it would have been the ultimate... Great, it would have been amazing comeback. Yeah, what I hope, but... Like you did a show the next day.

Yeah. I was not that in the middle of that. When they announced that, I was like, if he does come back from this, that's gonna be a hell of an album. Yeah. But I never allowed myself the ability to hope hope I was I was pretty pretty upset by that one Well, uh, while you were gone. We did New York Comic Con. We did a panel and all that shit um At Hammerstein in we did at the Hammerstein. Yeah, I'm that's pretty big room

Yeah, it was I'm like I don't know if it's as big as the big room at the at the con So it's a smaller room at the con I don't know. What did it did it seemed that way to you? I couldn't I couldn't really tell Probably because it was already because yeah, there's so many people around so many panels. Yeah, I have a sense pretty big room Yeah, but we did me and Ming Mike was supposed to be there, but he was too late We did the gym and sam show gym Norton and Sam Robertson. Oh, serious and We were booked at the same time as Michael Madson. Oh nice. You'd think so He is nice, but kind of a strange guy and like

Ming and I said maybe two things each During the time we were there. We don't have that much time, but Michael Madsen, he brings up that he, I don't know where he's like, just found out I have a 30 year old daughter. And he's like this real like, low key, like he's not energetic. Yeah. He looks like he's almost falling asleep. Just found out I have a 30 year old daughter, which obviously is like, wow, so tell us about that. Yeah. And but he was so like stingy with details. Like, um, like you remember, he reminded me of exactly like an always setting Philadelphia, like Domeniac when he's like, oh, you have a family and he's like, not anymore.

Like that's exactly who he reminded me of. And, um, so they're asking questions and they're like, oh, so who's the mom? And he's like, it was this woman that I met in a car wash, car wash cashier in wherever she was from. And I think Sam was like, oh, really? So she's still around. He's like, I don't want to talk about her anymore. Oh, I bring it up. I don't know.

That's a weird one. That's why I said the Norton later on. I said, I don't want, because he was like apologizing for us hardly having any time or sing anything. And I said, don't worry, I said, I didn't have anything as, as interesting as, like, I just found out I have a 30-year-old daughter. But I really keep booking you guys home with other people. I think, I feel like maybe people who don't know us

think we can't handle. Can't handle it. Yeah, but not in the ocean by now you guys have been on so many times. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Make it easier to expect. Make it easier to expect.

Yeah, I don't know because it is strange like why would you have the same time as Michael Madson who like I would want to listen to I thought I would want to listen But I'd always kind of what I Hope to have moved to me back in the day that I would get to a certain age and a child would present themselves fully grown And be like I'm gonna be on your father. I was no good. What um? Are they happy? Well now they're happy about this. Well, no, no I mean it back in the day. I mean when I had these dreams, I was in my 20s, I think that they were...

You dreamed of not raising a child. Yeah. Like having a kid and not doing it. But they... I always imagine that they weren't angry at me because I said, no. So, there was like a fun, you know, learning process. How old were they when they were like 30? When I was a kid, when I was having these desires, they were like 19, 20.

Oh, 21, I remember, because then I could drink with them. Okay. Yeah. So right now, if somebody showed up, they're like, I'm your kid, and there's a refutable proof. I love it. You would still love it. Now?

Yeah. Go ahead, drink with them. Oh, yeah, it's like you're very busy guy No, I'm the time for my kid You know what I never thought of before I don't I Don't know if it's legal or not like when sage turns 21. Can I drink with her could she drink? Well that gets back to that whole thing I don't know. I don't know Like is she I doubt she'll have a driver's license. I Don't know. I don't think you I don't know. Like is she I doubt she'll have a driver's license. I don't know. I don't think you I don't think so.

I'll just go by whatever I did with walk because he didn't have a driver's license. Yeah, I don't know like I'm sure I'm sure she could right. I don't think so. She can't drink mentally. She's not 21. Yeah, but there's no stipulation has to I don't know I wouldn't go on that I've been given her beer a lot It would be irresponsible if I got her tanked and then we went driving around like she drove even though she doesn't have a license Yeah, I'll bet you she can though. I mean she's like she's cognizant. She. She knows like she'll point people out constantly pointing people out that are smoking

About how bad it is for them. Oh my god. It was the fucking best. I've been I've been tall walled stage recently is consumed with Poston boots Um, she watched the boot she watched the movie that the Lynch The Tony of an there is yes. Yeah, loved it and then found out there was a Netflix, DreamWorks made like a Netflix, it's like CGI series, it's like five seasons. Yeah, it's crazy, right? So she's consumed with Puss & Boots. She thinks that he's following her, because I guess he's like a ref-scalion type character. Convince that he's following her that he's that he's doing things and you want to add alcohol to the

I would the way she fucking comes at me with all the time. I want to add alcohol to the big story anything to dull the fucking non-stop onslaught of Posen boot shit So when I got home the other night she had set up all this shit that she said were cat traps so that she could catch puss and boots. And was very like, very emphatic about me not moving any of it because she wanted to try to catch him. So obviously that night, like I messed up the cat trap and one of the real cats had popped her ball.

Like she had like this playground ball type thing and I guess one of them, it was a thin skin so we like kind of stuck his nail into it and it popped it. So I put the ball next to the cat trap and then I messed up and the next morning I woke her up I was like you're not gonna believe what happened. And I told her that posting boots like I woke up and he was going nuts because he was caught in the cat trap and he got met and popped the ball. And her fucking face was like, mother fucker. Like, it was so, like the look on her, she was just like,

you're fucking with me, right? I'm like, no. Like, it was crazy. And she bought it. She totally bought it. That was great. Yeah, it was pretty fun. Like not like Walt's kids,

I think who are just like, by this age, they're probably like, okay, fuck it. Like, 14 and 18, yeah, it's very difficult. Oh who are just like, by this age they're probably like, oh, okay. Oh, fuck. I'm 18 and 18, yes. No, no, I'm not by a little bit. Yeah, by a little bit. Even by 11, I'll bet you had a hard time convincing.

Oh, yes, I see. Where is she right now? Where? Sage. As far as like, Right now, yeah, where is she staying right now? Oh, she's with Peminate right now. Yeah, she's staying there.

Yeah, I may have like a part-time babysitter lined up. Hmm. One of the flattening girls perhaps. Oh, nice. Yeah, it could be. Yeah. Well, I'll talk to his daughter. Yeah, because when I go to L.A. and then the cruise and shit, it's just like, what am I going to do? Right. Right. So. Right.

Nice. Yeah. What else? Oh, you know what? We got, what do we got? Yeah, and I got the return of something remember ransom Ruse. Oh my god. Yeah. I got I got what you're mad about what you're not mad about. Well ads that I saw that angered me. Yeah. Yeah. But fuck I god damn it. I should have written it down. I saw one recently

that I was like this is perfect for wall. And I can't remember. Maybe it'll come back to me, but I got three of them here that are pissing me off, but really only one. Really? Really? But there's also one that's talking about this one. Ed, let you what? You have an ad? I've ever read that. We'll pass. Right. Which ad is it? This one will be what is this? This is, um, oh, look, this is what little bowout should be doing instead of fucking photoshopping and taking pictures with jets. If he wants to

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I guess so yeah, so maybe they're like fuck them Who knows what cues doing we got a waveform for ruses and rants. I got I wish I could remember that commercial because I'm like this is fucked up Yeah, maybe it's one maybe it's the commercial that I have I could remember that commercial because I'm like this is fucked up. Oh, yeah, maybe it's one. Maybe it's the commercial that I have I hope so I want to talk this isn't part of the root rants and was it called rants over? Yeah Sure, I was I want to sell out You guys have a healthy sex life, right? Can you took a knee? Oh, man. I got news today. I got that Oh man, I got news today. I got that um, I don't think I don't know if I've got this stuff. Yeah. I'm like, so I don't have age. Very in the middle of, you know, like, hey, nothing. No, I like, uh, like, uh, the middle of August or something.

Somewhere around there, I had to get something called a testo-pell because my testosterone was so low. Mm-hmm. You've, you've battled that your whole life, right? No, no. Fuck you. That was it. Like how did you get your dick in the shower right there? Like you always had trouble with boners. That was it.

This is a long battle with, this is a, like you conquered it. Can't be any more. You fucking weigh like nothing down. Well that's what it is. You're off drugs. You're in a shape. Being a phantasm and being weigh like nothing. Well, that's what it is. You're off drugs. You're in shape. You're being a fat ass and being on drugs.

Yeah, like that's a big boner killer. That's a boner killer. Yeah. Well, it's a testosterone. It's a recipe for not being able to make testosterone. Bonares. Right. Hence, yeah.

Hence, the boner is not gonna affect. Killing the boners. It is no. The boner killing. going to go up. Killing them boners. Is no. The boner killing. Yeah. All right. So at the time, I cared way more about drugs than boners. I didn't go for it at all. But the good thing about oxy, though,

for anybody who has to take it, is like it desensitizes you. So you do last forever once you get that boner. But it's not really super enjoyable. I'll say that much. But yes, between the being heavier and it turning, I guess like when your heavier turns shit into estrogen. So basically I was growing a pus instead of meant instead of manufacturing testosterone. I almost was able to service both of you guys you guys like had I gained a couple more pounds

So when I first started out and they get they it's called test opal and it's like this little slow release thing That that gives you testosterone. It's like a little tiny pellet and they like make a incision like right in the back Oh, sure It was it was pretty like it didn't hurt when I when he was doing it But like the next day or two is like so yeah soaring like bruised and shit But whoa whoa whoa, can't did you ask him like is it can I just take this like orally or? You know the other way. Yeah, yeah, can you put it in my ass? I think if I think if I could swallow a pill he wouldn't be like let me cut open That was an option. he wouldn't mention it.

But did you ask? Yeah, well, you can get gel. You can take it. Why didn't you get the gel then? Why did you go get cut open? Because if you do the gel, anyone who accidentally like rubs it, is going to get a dose of testosterone. Okay, so who's going to accidentally rub it?

Like, let's say siege is like... We got you shirt off? All the time! You won't want it to see that. No, but it doesn't matter. Like let's say like I just, I forget I just scratched my neck. Now it's on my hand. And now I'm touching her.

Next thing you know she's a fucking like ninth grade mustache. You know like it would affect her. Yeah, okay. Alright, this won't affect her. This won't affect her. Where you can get, like, it would affect her. Yeah, okay. All right. This won't affect her. We're gonna get shots, like, but then you'd have to go in every two weeks. So you'd rather get, like, cut open. Right, but it's like, it's this big of an decision. It's like putting a tick-tack into under your skin.

I get it, but it's still, like, I'm a, I don't like it. I mean, I'd rather do that than fucking sit in traffic every two weeks. Yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I would put, I don't like in general. I would just be careful. I would put I would put the gel on with gloves and then sort of gloves away Yeah, but even later on if I were to like scratch my neck. I wouldn't scratch my neck I know you want to think that Like to believe it. I just would be like I can't scratch my neck while I got this gel on how long does the gel stay on your body though? You put it on every day. So so it's on all the time. Yeah, I Feel like it wasn't worth the risk

Admiral that you you didn't want to get Minor need bonus to turn it to Sarge gotta have owners She's bossing me around fucking throwing me over the couch and shit. Roy Drey. But no, yeah, I got like in two months, August, November, no, August, September. Yeah, basically two months, they went from like whatever, like borderline, like it was like low borderline, like below normal to like 600. And I guess the goal is like a thousand or something.

So I constantly have a boner at all times. Who doesn't want to think about that? So your body's now soon no longer need the insertion, now your body will start making it on its own or is this a thing that you'll... They said if you got the shots you had to keep doing it so The weight loss obviously helped a little I guess a little bit. So I don't know I'll ask him next time Like did your body just like for just forgot to learn how to produce this chemical? I Don't know if it forgot or just because like when you're heavier. Yeah, like it damaged it with drugs and then when it's it's not It's common for opiate addicts to have that problem. And then when you're overweight it's common for I guess for testosterone to be converted into estrogen. They say

don't like don't eat a lot of soy because soy will do that also turn to testosterone into estrogen which is why ghost poses name is so fucking apropos I guess. Because because it's like beans, like instead of eating meat, it's like soy dog. I thought soy was something Asian, like soy sauce? Yeah, well soy sauce. Sure, but like soy is also like what's that shit called? That white stuff. Tofu.

Tofu, yeah. That's made out of soy beans. Not something. It's like all these shit- It's all like soy beans. Well, he's a vegetarian or whatever the fuck so. He is? Yeah, so.

I heard that vegetarians suffer from a lot of, you know, a lot of health issues. Yeah. Yeah, camera was one of my facts. One of the barren facts camera right now. I was going to spit it out one day, but- I know vegans do, but like the certain vegans, I actually think those post-eas-

vegan, but yeah, they don't get certain nutrients that you do through meat iron, whatever. I mean, it's weird that you brought that up because that was one of my, it's not one of my rants, ruse, but I want to talk to you guys about, have you heard of this new product that is called adoration spray? No. Make sure less longer. Yeah, just spray it on your member. Well, I don't know how it works. It's a sensitize.

But there is a commercial out right now where it's this guy in it. I wanna play it a commercial because it has nothing to do with it. But like he's with his girl and they're like hugging and kissing. And he looks up in the corner of the bedroom is a baseball team.

And he goes, guys, I won't need you tonight. And he points to the nightstand. He's got it and it says the duration spray, KY duration spray, which I guess is to say that like he's been using. He's thinking about baseball, right? To last longer. If I wanted to fall asleep, I think about baseball. Why, what the fuck? But what is a duration, like what's a normal duration of that?

Now people need a spray. Well, maybe he's a two-pump champ. Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine like you finally get a roll? It's on a commercial. You're like going to be on a commercial. And like really, what's it about?

And it's like, well, I'm a two-pump champ. I don't know what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's it about? And it's like, well, I'm a two-pum-chall. What's the... What's the... Well, you say you saw the Spider-Man. Yeah, I thought a hockey, too. Yeah. Yeah, I would think about it. Well, I'm thinking about a championship run that Devils had.

I figured that was the only way you could stay hard. But I don't know. Well, what's an expected time, though? I actually have an answer here. The doubt that they're making a spray. I mean, is this a problem that people are like? Or maybe just wanting to less longer. I read.

Even if it's less than a while, you're like, it could less than a longer. Okay, but how does, and then I also want to ask you, how does this chemical work, though? What does it do to you that? I think I have the answer to both of these. You do.

Okay, I would love to hear it. Because I read that the average, the average love may experience was 13 minutes. It seemed short to me. Does, and now it is that including everything? Like, I don't know. You know what? Like a four plan on that? Exactly.

You can't. I'm like, I'm so short. Right. But they're saying 13 minutes. 13 minutes. Is the average pumping action? Action. Okay. And then the spray is. Does he minute is the average pumping action action? Okay And then the spray is it's got a numb. Yeah, it's got to feel like terrible. What's the point? Well, I guess the idea being that

It won't feel as good for me, but at least I won't look like a two pump jump right is that um which affects your confidence And once it affects your confidence and everything's downhill. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's horrible. Whereas if you're going 14, 15 minutes, you look like a superhero. Even if you're not feeling it, but it builds up your confidence. You don't seem very rageful about this one. No, this is not part of my one of my one. Oh, this is one of my rancher roots. This one just perplexed me. I got it. And I wanted to know if you guys knew anything. I was, I mean, listen to me, when I'm done, I'm done. Do you know? I got noed me. I got it. I wanted to know if you guys knew anything. I was I mean listen to me when I'm done I'm done. I got no

Just roll off my sandwich and nap time normally Deal I'm asking this guy. I know I know an answer already, but there's no way that you're you're you're you're not Lasting longer than the average session. Well, see Kim Jong-un over here like you're a god. Basically, this is the fucking walkie. Well, I love this. Talking f***** Uberman.

Yeah, I love this. I love the build up. And the build up is my favorite part. So I'll put an hours on that before the pumping, I don't know. You don't know. You've never really thought that. There have been times where it's been like where I've been to pump jump, but it's been surrounded by so much.

I was terrible. I was terrible. No, but it's, like if you have an ongoing sexual history with someone, you're allowed your occasional, whoopsie someone you're allowed your occasional Whoopsie you're loud okay, but you couch in a good way you're like you were so hot. I couldn't hold out Suddenly who's the boy who's eating the sandwich watching that looks Feeling pretty good Success yeah, you look so good baby

Can hold out What you Yeah, you look so good, baby. Can hold out. Would you, um, Would you experiment with the duration spring? Just to spread just for a scientific point my life. You were sucking somebody's cock And then it's got to taste like If it tastes like pepper, but yeah No, no, no Clear clear schedule Just knocks them I love the build up

No, I'm on the age where it's like I I think it's I got a like It goes on too long now. I don't mean that a good way. I don't mean that a sexy way Yeah, I think I'm at that age. I'm on Is there um I don't mean that in a sexy way. I think I'm about that a drone line. I'm on a rapset. Let's wrap this up. Yeah, let's wrap this up. So I don't want to get too graphic though, and especially with me, no one wants to be thinking of that. But do you get to ever come to a point where you're like, where you pass a certain timeline, and you're like, if you don't do it by that time,

it's not gonna happen. Yeah, it's happened. Is that normal? Yeah, yeah. I'm last so long. Well, I'm talking about that. I'm going, I'm going like 1990, 1999, 2000. We play the Florida Panthers. We take the first four games. There we go. Who's on first? What's on second? All right, then we went into Toronto and we lost that first game but then we came back and we won Next to you know, so like I'm doing all that and then I'll go for a sudden I'm into the like she's already out of the room the three championships and I'm like whoa I

Might not I may not be able to like We're gonna happen. Yeah, because you're so distracted by what you're thinking about. Well, so as you just lose it Mm-hmm, but it's not like, it's just like, just something down there. It's just like, it's not like you're going to have to. Well, then you get in your own head. Then you get in your own head. Yeah, then you got something going to happen. It's an opposite way.

Yeah. Yeah, all the devil's got to be like, you know, sexy women. Yeah. Or tales and redsloat, not even the devil's cheerleader. You think of the actual devil's dress of all sex. Oh my god. It's just a. You think of the actual devil's dress up all sexy. Oh my god. It's the point in Garden first. Right.

Brodoors it. It's both doors. He's not wearing any of his hockey equipment. He's just got like gardeners. It's soft gardeners. It's basically the laundry bowl except with the devil's. Wow, and then Lou Baronville comes out and then I'm like, right back to where I started from.

That was Puck Nuts for this week. Alright, well you are Ranched Rews. These are real ones that got me pissed off. I'm gonna play him for you. Or maybe didn't, Q. We don't know yet. Okay, I'll play... let me play this one first. Ah, hold on. A fine human being.

How do you want to live? As a decent person? A fine human being? A good friend? Is that it? Good. Of course not. Parent of the year. Better. Making her heart skip the beat. Thump. One of a kind. Undeniable. Like a boss. Like a standard bear. Like a pro. We could integrate more. We are professional grade GMC. All right. So the idea is all this stuff that is generally accepted is making people good human beings.

That's all good and fine. But if you have our car, you are going to be an individual in your girl's eyes. Well, that's the premise of the commercial. Right. But that's not what angered me. Okay. Was it something visual or something you heard? No, it was because of the guy in the commercial was white and his girlfriend was black. Is that what pissed you off? Yeah.

I didn't even know that. I'm angry. I'm angry. For you to admit that. No, no, no. Keep that shit to yourself. No, you can't fit. You can't. Just talk about it at the meeting later.

Trap. Rally burn. That's true. That's like you can't kick that. I'm like, guys, guys, we're going to get the meeting in order. It's a rally idiot. No one's going to take us seriously. What could make you mad about that? I mean, it's, it's pretty glaring. It was glaring. It's pretty glaring. It was glaring. It's pretty glaring, I thought. Why? Okay, you heard the things in the beginning when he said.

Well, he said one thing. He said like a friend. Well, no, he said, what are we after? We want to be good people. Could you play one more time? I feel like I got a little, I got here to get him to try to. Let's get back to it. I'm sorry. You guys got to pay attention now. I'm sorry

It's pretty obvious I'm still a new K time. It's like fucking three in the morning for me. I should have told you I read some reviews coming in. I just sent you the videos because no, no, I wouldn't watch no All right, you ready? Yeah. Is that it good? Of course not. Parent of the year better. Making her heart skip a beat. Thump. One of a kind. Undeniable. Like a boss.

Like a standard bear. Like a pro. We could integrate more. Like a what bear? Our professor. Standard bear. GMC. Standard bear?

Yeah, that's bearer. Like where the bar is set. Okay. I thought he said bear. Yeah, that's bearer. Oh, where the bar is set. Okay. I thought he said bear, like a Bruce Lee bearer. He sounds like he's putting down ants. Man. Yes. Yeah.

Can you imagine if this world, if everybody in this world just was a good person, a good father, a good husband, just good, just being good would be amazing. But no, this, this fucking commercial is painting that we don't, most people aren't, most of our good friends, most people aren't good at anything. Right. And yet this, this commercial would dare to be like, well, that's not, even good, it's not good enough. Well, they're not talking to those people then. Yeah. No, they're not. They're not talking

to the people that already aren't good at being a dad or a mom or a friend or whatever. They're dismissing them outright. They're saying, if you are these things, that's good, but you could take it up a step. You could fucking go next level. You could be a dad or you could be dad of the year. Yeah, you could be like next level of loss. Could you imagine if America's children were raised by good parents every single child?

We probably would be. We don't need every parent doesn't need to be a parent of the year. But if every child was raised by a good parent, this this this country would be. Then I wouldn't be sitting here right now. It's only because I'm so diseased that I have something to say. Thank you, Pemeneger. I mean, I feel it is. I feel it's a it's a shitty commercial. I feel that it's both pretentious and arrogant. It is kind of arrogant. It's like all that's good. But if you really want to like you want to get your lady super into you just drive

a GMC like the end of the day. Here's how the guts of fucking Lamborghini. They're selling upgrades. Like even a Lamborghini at the end of the day is just a fucking car. Right. That's all it is. It gets you no different than my fucking, you know, Wrangler.

It's the same fucking thing. It gets you from a little bit. It'll be, it's it. But you don't want to drive it to be in a total piece of shit. Because we've done it. Well just because reliability. But aside from that, it's just like, really, there's no

problem. You don't need a flashy whip, huh? I don't need a f- I drove a ring. Fucking hell, there's the least flashy car there is. You're a driver ring. You piece of shit. That one just pissed me off because I feel like the world

that doesn't have enough good people doing good things at like at their job Like at at home, you know with their spouses and to then to diminish That you know good working jobs. They don't want for shit Mm-hmm. They don't need I shit. They don't you that's what they're trying to get people to do spend your money on fucking nonsense All right, that was that's that was that was one. Yeah, you know what a duvet is well Duvet yeah, isn't that where you like where you it's like where you clean your bottom good? You're a man. You're a real man. Why? No, that's a bad day Well, you talk about a real man because a duvet is like a cover for a bed like a...

I see the irony is I didn't know what a duvet wasn't some type of club. I'm like, what the whole thing was. I was like, yeah, I guess. All right, the irony. This is... He's less than all night and doesn't know what duvets are, man. He's like the manly, smother fucker I know. Yeah.

They... I mean, he's thinking about guys while he's having sex with his wife. I was. Yeah, I was. I mean, like, just... Yeah, line just do yeah, I that's what I should have done like could you take some out of my friend? Yeah, yeah, yeah It's fucking crazy. Oh manly this guy. It's it's a problem Like says is like you you need your two manly. Yeah, too hard. Well, she she's long too hard Devils tonight. She's in a support group. My man is too good at it. All right, it's about to win in wheelchips Here's the other one

Hey, that's that's things are heating up between you and Josh Norman again. What do you say about that? I'm gonna take the howl row here no comment But you just posted this drawing of Josh Norman riding a buck to snail. Are you saying? I'm gonna never set up Yes, what about this drawing you just posted of Josh is a little tiny blanket? Are you saying you can't cover you? No words Nama really because it's literally signed by Desbrien signed by Desbain. That is commercial for what? That is a commercial for a phone. Bucktooth snail. Bucktooth snail, right? Okay. Buck teeth shaming. Right there. Why on earth is it still in 2017 okay to equate an overbite with ignorance and being slow. Why is it okay? Yeah. Because I think no one has somehow, the liberals have missed the

whole bucktooth campaign, distracted between where Chinese are going to piss and fucking tromp and shootings and all this other shit, so their attention has been maybe temporarily, hopefully, distracted from the plate of those with the bucked teeth. I thought that went out like in the 40s, like people thinking that people with overbites are stupid. Why would you think that? Like, three weeks ago, somebody called you a bucked-toe fucktard or something? That's that somebody said that right? Where? What was that? That was the whole thing. We talked about it where you were. Three weeks ago?

No, not three. I'm exaggerating for the sake of humor but yeah like it was like within the past year right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So why would you think it went out in the 40s? Well, I thought I'd be able to have a great time with it. It's acceptable. Oh, it's encouraged. Yeah, because that's all people have anymore. You can't make fun of people for being transgender or fat or black. Why would you want to?

That's all I want to do. It's big fun of people for being transgender. You don't give a fuck. But people with buck tea. You don't care at all other people transgender why are you saying that because people but people that's all I would argue that you would be more inclined if all

things were equal to make fun of someone for being bucked to then it would transgender that maybe but in a moment but don't but don't you feel that it's trying to be shocking? I'm trying to be what's it called in a controversial? Yeah. You saying bucktooth people should be protected? And on devil's broadcasts.

I believe though that it's not even have buckto. I don't know. Yes. I do not have light over by let me tell you something I love a girl with an overbite. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. There's something about like an overbite. Yeah. I really like it. I think I've ever seen a girl with like an overbite. There was a girl here yesterday, right? There was a I like to see it. I'm not opposed. There was a girl here yesterday with an overbite. There's something about the way they smile that is just so cute. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm telling you, man. I live like you guys said. Shut up, cutie. Looking at you and drinking you in. Looking at the girls. Right now, we got a bullseye on her back. And it's okay for people to come after us. I'm getting fed up with it. I don't think it's it's okay for people to come after us. And I I'm getting fed up with it.

I don't think it's right. I don't think that it should I think it in 2017. I don't think it's cool to equate people with an orabyte that they're stupid. I agree. Why wasn't snail enough? Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's slow, but he's saying a snail.

Look at how gap to the snail. You know, I do. Do you do the stuff funny, right? Oh, yeah. I don't think anybody. I don't anybody anybody should be talking about anybody's dental Appearance. I don't think it's cool. I don't I mean if we can't talk about Someone's wait anymore or we as we should as we shouldn't then for God's sake publicly. Yeah, let's Let's put an end to people talking about overbites because it's a common.

How many other examples do you have? I'm looking at a women with overbites. I can't see it. You're realizing. Yeah, right. What is that? It's demoralizing and it's. You hear that?

Well, have you considered, because you had braces as a kid. Yeah, it didn't work. That's not true. Probably like your... But aren't those, didn't you tell me that those are implants those teeth are I got them busted out yeah so you got you you voluntarily got an

over by then no like couldn't fix it I mean sure they look like it just put shorter teeth and shorter remember that curvy enthusiasm when the dentist purposely puts like over so his teeth it's like these two big tombstones. It's awesome. That wouldn't change the things. It's an over bite though, this teeth were shorter. Here you go though. But it would lessen the, you know, it bucked to this.

I have a thought over it. I thought your jaw line is not properly aligned. Here's what you do, man, because I just did this. You've heard of invisalign. Why should I have to do this though? Why can't people just be respectful and not say shit though? Why is it like, why is it okay to attack people for their overbite? I guess because people with good teeth don't want to see you parading around. You know, remind us about the underbelly of the dental profession. Yeah, it's really,

it's not fun to look at. On a guy, on a girl I look all the time. On a guy, yeah, people are just like, oh, it's like when you see like a, like a hunchback or, or. So now it's, so it's, it's a really hideous. There's a lot of people,

a foggy, eager. And, yeah, yeah, like people are like, why is he not ringing a bell? Franger has a hunch. No, he had an overbite. You didn't notice that? I don't see color and I don't see overbites won't. I see people from all people. Yeah, but most people aren't like you, though. Most people are rude, crude, and want to want to like,

and want to just want to take shots just for the sake of taking shots and make someone feel shitty. Yeah, I know who would do that. I heard I heard that the in practicals joke, the in practical jokers tour the show is so family friendly and clean since I saw it since you said oh yeah well that was what's his name that was a new show I took your notes that was wrong I took your notes there's no more he must have taken your notes because my my source tells me it should be called impractical walkers yeah it's so woke that's true well I mean we're here to entertain the masses man yeah give me an example of what have you taken out that like would not fly.

Well, we have, we in the new show, we have, we allow ourselves one curse each. Okay. What do you use, you use cunt, right? I say fuck at one point. Okay, can I ask you this, do you at any point during the show? Yeah. Start accusing the audience of staring at your crotch. Did you eliminate that? In the new show, yes, it's eliminated, not me

old show. I like that. I don't think that was or proper. My, my, my, my, my second notes. My source was really disappointed that there were only two black jokes the entire time. Why they're even anybody? Yeah, this is what he's, this is what he says. There were no black jokes in the new one. What were the jokes? I don't he didn't he didn't say we didn't he said there were only two black jokes. Oh All right, see you're not really black jokes They're not black jokes. I tell it's a true story. I told her when I was eight This is the old Joe and I was robbed of a watermelon

The old show which is we just really I tell true story about how when I was at Hershey, Pennsylvania, I saw a security guard who was black and I heard the joke that he was a chocolate man. My dad flipped out on me. You used to tell that on stage? Yeah. How did that go over? Well, another nervous laughter? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, joke. Yeah, there's instant, there's instant turned about it.

It's a true story. So that's it. And then Sal tells us about him being a kid. And it's not really black joke, but it's another. It's a robbed of fried chicken. There's a theme here. Did you get rid of the seat, the, that weird sequence where you guys are taking each other's shirts off

and getting ready to kiss? Well, that's, that's pre show. Well, that's that's pre-show. Yeah, that's that's I wish you a ritual in part of this. It's like they're like I guess like there's a free like it like that. No, there's a video. Yeah, there's a quality-keep seeing Joe. That's not in the new show now. Yeah, right of that. That's in the old show. So I could take my girls to see the new. Oh, yeah, wholesome. You bring up to Madison Square Garden Walt and you will be and I'll even cut out I'll even cut out my fuck

Unless fucking here chocolate man fucking blows their hair back. They should be okay That was the old that was a show they saw right yeah, there's nothing. There's nothing who Institute at this we did as a as a group your guys came together like, our show is too scandalous. Well, based on your reaction, who the fuck cut out my buck to joke? That's not a chance. Oh, it goes viral. It's not a chance that this conversation was.

It's 100%. You know what Walt thinks? Yeah, there's not a chance. No, you made me think about what people who bring in their kids of the show are thinking and that That changed that changed everything that low with the age Appropriateness of the show. So you to react to the word of a fucking giant prude and then tailored his money spends man I want that prude. No, it didn't you got it for free

Wow, yeah, but you people like me. Yeah, yeah, the prude's got money. I want that pr. No, it did any guy need for free. Yeah, but he's like, but like me. Yeah, yeah, the prudes got money. I want that proved money. The prude has money. Yeah, I want them. That's true. Yeah. He lives on the good side of town. Yeah. We still stay on the tickets, uh, 16 and over, but that's just to cover ourselves legally. Okay. It's really you could now when you, when now when you, um, sat the guys down and you were like, and you said, you guys, I'm sure. Well, I didn't show.

I was too raunchy. What was the reaction? I said I had heard from parents that they were uncomfortable with their kids and we should, since families watching together do a stage show that stays in that spirit so people could come with their families. What did they say? They agree?

Really, there was no blowback There was no like will we make more money? So because of me yeah because you I'm not kidding it's because your reaction I'd never thought about it before jokers took the final step I totally selling out because of you. That's true. I love it. I love it. It's awesome.

Did they know what you're going to be? I don't think so. I didn't put it like that. You're responsible for the vanillaization of fucking Jokers. Now, now Wobsy walked away, totally disappointed that they're only two black cats. No, no, Wobsy saw the old show. Wobsy saw the show that Woltzor. No, no, no, Wobsy saw the old show. Wobsy saw the show that that Woltzor. No, no, no, no, wait, this timer out.

This time around because we didn't do this show last time. We did the new show, the clean show. You did the clean show this time in January. Oh, in January. Okay. And then we went back with the old show. So wait, so the old show had that few offensive things in it too? Yeah, that was the show that Woltzor.

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I would definitely care Wow, I can't believe I have what an impact I've had I mean I'm working with you longer than I've been working with them at this point I'm like, oh yeah, Walt knows what's best for me He's now the you're the yoko the fucking Nobody can play nobody's upset Nobody's upset geez wow Nobody's upset. Geez.

Wow. That's something. That's something. Yeah. I'm gonna rub off on you at all, huh? Yeah, that was the last show. That was the black jokes and this endicot jokes. All right, well, I hear my last, the last one.

Okay, so that one was, that one was the bucktooth snail. I'd like to- Well, we have two rant so far. No ruses. Well, you gotta figure out which one was the real rant though I want with the with the spray the spray the duration spray that was just me being perplexed guy Yeah, okay, I was I was I was so perplexed. I couldn't couldn't couldn't get angry or Or make it a ruse guy. It's just like who can't list so we like like this is

Can someone explain this commercial to me? So we got GMC cars? And we got buck 2 too. Yeah. Pretentious GMC advertisement. You're right. If a patient doesn't have time to clean between their teeth, I don't give him a lecture.

I give them options. Go and brand for healthy gums, soft picks, proxy brush cleaners, paucers, dentist hygienist recommended. Healthy gums matter. So two thirds of the potential rants are about teeth. You picked up on it, I know immediately.

I think someone at the table doesn't know his current events, or is so... So caught up a little battle. I was grandma man that he doesn't realize what just occurred right there. Can I hear it one more? Can I hear it one more time? Somebody's appropriating. So you didn't hear the appropriation. I didn't. It makes me unhappy though. No, is somebody wearing a mini sombrera? You know, I'm stupid. This is I'll be enraged. You're not constantly in fear of all times of a single person being offended in the country of millions. Right. Like saying one thing that someone may find.

If a patient doesn't have time to clean between their teeth, I don't give them a lecture. He doesn't have time. I give them options. Here's your government. For healthy gums, soft fix, proxie brush cleaners, flossers, dentist hygienist recommended. Healthy gums matter. I guess I'm not woke, because I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with that? What got approved in it?

Oh, cute. Tell them what it, what did we just hear right there that is really not okay? If you go on to say that other things matter, you're taking away from the conversation about black lives mattering Wow You guys are good you guys are woke is fuck You mean like it's not like it's just the matter just being a Living in 2017 why are you trying to hijack the fucking conversation man? Well, you've gums maybe she's talking to black lives matter to right no no

Only one thing matters in 2017 and that's black lives. That is correct my friend And that's nothing else matters Well a matter is we just can't say it like that particular phrase is off limits now That's that's it. Don't try to appropriate or take it and turn it into some sort of don't walk around, don't walk around Disneyland with a, with a fucking, with your healthy, blue lives matter shirt on, don't do shit like that. With your fucking healthy guns and shit, like, they matter everyone.

But I mean, seriously, like, right, you don't, you don't put, you don't use that slogan, which means so much, so many people and fucking try to sell your product using that They're using that slogan. Look, yes, I think it's fucking ridiculous, but yes, I agree What I'm your what's ridiculous? I think it's ridiculous that that's the rule, but I do agree that right? You don't you should you give it you're just setting yourself up for for one person notice Yeah fucking rant about it. I'm saying you avoid trouble at all costs. Right. So just a different fucking ending of that. So you can't use the word matter anymore. You can't say anything matters except for

Black Lives. In this point, they have taken that and made it there. Hey, whoa. Look what we got here, boys. Those people. Oh, look what we got here, boys! Those people. That organization has taken that and made it their rallying cry. Don't take it and then try to put it into a fucking commercial. Aren't they, almost like, aren't they bordering on being domestic charista? No. No? That's the dentist.

That's some sort of talking point that you that's some like propaganda. Yeah, okay. I saw it on stormfront.org So maybe that Notty I don't I don't are by is like black lives matter movements still a force. Oh, yeah, it is Yeah, but even let's say they mostly just stop traffic now It's an ignore black on black crime so now when you do pretty much oh this don't listen to him listen to me if you see that commercial you're my only news so I'm on that shoulder vaults on the other one you're watching your television

you're watching your programs that you guys love yeah your your curbs yeah your commercials yes your love. Your curbs, your commercials, your, your, your, your cause doesn't everyone do that. And that comes on. Do you, do you notice it or did you just notice it? You think more because you're inclined to notice it because I brought it up in this sequence. Probably, if I'm going to be honest, only inclined to notice it in this. I'm disappointed in you. But you know what? I'm also disappointed by oddly at, it's admirable that you admit it though. Yeah. Thank you. Because you got, you're not perfect, nobody is. Nobody is, only Mary Poppins. You owe him money.

I've never seen you kiss balls. Like you have on this episode. Just give it a minute. Give it a minute. Give it a minute. It's crazy. We can't, man. I changed this whole career.

It did. It's all their careers. Yeah. You changed the course of history by being such a fag Tell him Steve Dave. Well, we got another spot And we never found out which was the runner And then I'll reveal okay, you guys can also then weigh in what you think was the real rant Okay, which one were the two roses

All right, let's. Let's see. Think about it, Q. All we're doing this ad. Right. Was it gum lives matter? Yeah. Was it gum lives matter? I have my answer.

Was it the buck tooth snail? Yeah. Or was it good people? It's not good enough just to be good anymore. Not anymore. Right. I already know what I think of this. Okay. Well, I'll do the I think of this. Okay, let's go to the ad first.

Speak of the ad too. This is kind of like, you know, this is like, you know, keep fannies listening. Right, they're not gonna fast forward or walk away from, whatever. They're definitely gonna listen to this ad. Who's it for? Hopefully somebody would like.

This is for Blue Apron. Oh, I like them too. Yeah, of course, man, why wouldn't you? This October, they're celebrating five years by bringing back its top 20 recipes from throughout the past five years, as picked by you, the Blue Apron community. Yeah, you're part of a community now. I just joined the community. Did you? Yeah, my very first, very first online forum. What's that? Stormprint.org. That's not you think I just brought up two minutes ago. No, I don't want to, I, I, I, I, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's an odd term. Is that a tarage like it was the Baron of the book?

No, it was a, it was a forum about collected additions of comic books. And you like signed up, you like, you put your glasses on and you wrote your email. Yeah, yeah I wrote in I got my name and then I started communicating with the with the community to identify as wolf flying of no I did not want to be because he's afraid he's gonna get ripped off like no no it's not for sale this is just to be like to talk about like who like where do you find it why don't you want to show from the past fucking 40 years and I'll talk to you about that Right No, it's not even ready. It's it's called like Something and it's like a and so like so we'll be like did you read the world by night omnibus right and I can go in now I'll say yeah, and I was a lurker for so long

I would like a lot and then I finally I was just like I want to talk to these people Yeah, I like what they're talking about. It's cool. And I've never done it before. And it's the first time I've ever ventured into an online community. The first comment's like, do you guys have to curse so much? Yeah. No, you can get banned for cursing.

Can you? Yeah, there's definitely rules to this stuff. Because there's probably kids in there, I guess, maybe? I don't know. I mean, I don't think anybody's buying them as a kid. This is something that like guys, my age. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, but go guys my age are the ones who are buying that stuff So blue apron there those recipes are back for limited time only

They're all about giving people fresh recipes to explore If you try out their all-time customer favorites You go to blue aprons comm slash t.e. I stay I thought I had a dd like two sentences and you're like you can't not say something. Yeah, I was going to say I was so excited to join the very first thing I posted. Fucking gigantic spelling error. Oh, maybe look stupid people were on there were like, yeah, the ground never like what does this mean? Oh, they were like on they are like in they're calling to into they're making attention. Then I fact I smelled I smelled I spelled something wrong. What did you smell wrong?

That's not very embracing. A mission. A mission? A mission, I put, OB mission. Like, ob mission? Yeah. Okay. So it was just like a key stroke.

It wasn't like an admission. I was just like, I'm gonna do this. I'm definitely gonna post my very first thing. I'm gonna hit 10 girls. He's hyperveilating and shit. They're like, wait, wait, you misspelled a common word? Yeah, you can't pull it back in it. You're blowing.

Oh, you can. You can't edit it. That's a great reference. You're blowing. You're blowing. And when I hit send, and I saw it there there and I was looking at it like proudly my first post and then you destroyed your computer thinking it would I Notice I was like wow that doesn't look right that word and sure enough like three post down later like what's that word mean knowing

Full well instead of just like you weren't like it's a piece. Why don't you send your foreigner? Yeah, I've done that before it doesn't work out. Well, you've tried it in real life. I'm saying they maybe would work out better if they didn't know who you like could see. We'll be like, he's clearly not a foreigner. That's why I came to you. You can do whatever you want. Remember you came to me and said, you want to be a cop? I'm being a good item now. I'm here. I offered you and Michelle. I need to do something. I need to do this. Listen to me. You're the fuck. I offered being a good item now. I'm here. I offered you a show. I need to do something. I need to do this Listen to me. You the fuck I offer you a chance when we could have done something

I offered you a chance to be a cop and you blow it You blow it Fuck he's good man, right so great.. You're deaf fuck you You blow it. You blow it You can fact eat in the sandwich Blue apron has established partnerships with over. I don't think they have a community Board maybe they don't I don't think so If they do you could talk about seafood. That's Sourced sustainably beef chicken and pork from responsibly raised animals. That means something you cue right

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Right, it's pretty long, yeah. Okay, so that's pretty cool. Did he wear it a kilt? No, he did tie a flannel around him like a kilt though. Really well. I think he didn't wear it a kilt. Doesn't have the legs hurt anymore? The games. He didn't seem like not having the body Flannel around him like a kil'tah really why think it's where to kill it doesn't have the legs for it anymore

Didn't seem like not having the body stopped him from dressing like he used to I think he's not he's got like a dad body Yeah, actually does and he's still wearing the tight shirts and stuff of that Huh dog fucking looks like he's 20 years old crazy He was he used drugs to though, right? I think I I think everybody used drugs. Does it boggle your mind that Keith Richards is still around and guy like Tom Petty because he was before him? It's Keith Richards is the one. Keith Richards is fucking pickled man. That's why. That's why. That's why.

That's why my mind went to. There are other celebrities that I was like, why the fuck is this guy still around? Right. And Tom Petty's gone. Yeah. Tom Petty. The thing about Tom Petty is this. This is the thing about him.

This is the thing that really upset me. Two things really upset me. He was still putting out great fucking albums. Every album he please put out has been great. Almost every song and every album has been awesome. And he walked me through his albums were almost, it's not overly dramatic to say, we're almost like, I pointed my life a road map on how to live. Like I would listen to his songs and be like, oh shit, this connects with me as art and music should. And this is, this is verbalizing how I feel about this.

And this is how I feel about that. And as I moved into new stages of my life, some of his old songs would take on new meaning and some of his new songs would take on new meanings. They would just speak to me, and I was like, man, he was 66, he could have walked me through. The later stages of your life? Yeah. He still can.

He still can, but. How much unreleased music you think I'll get put out there now? A lot, a lot, I hope. But it caps out at 66. Right right and I always wanted him ahead of me telling me what was gonna come Nobody else did that for me. I feel that way about MWA. Yeah, nobody else did that for me You don't even mean and I can't think I can't even relate to that because like for me It's like music is just like oh, I like the beat of that song I don't it doesn't connect it me and that kind of level it does what you most

just doesn't. But it's not his did. Is it this harbor? When did you what age were you? I'm not on intended. Uh, no, no, no, fun. It was. It was.

It was hard for me. Tom had in the heartbreakers. Uh, full moon fever, which came out 89. So I was 12th. And what was the big song of that? Oh, that was free fallen. That was everything you Prove that you were telling me like that was his big album, but he was big beam in the South. Yeah, but I was like that was the age where it hit me and his song sure American

girl was fucking the 70s. Yeah, so but that was the album that hit me and then you ever meet him? No, you probably could or two I wanted I tried I wanted to and everybody that I've met him that I know Said that he was one of the few that he was asking about you. I would not have been disappointed meeting him You know what I mean? He was a nice guy. He was generous from this time. He was He was good you fucked up you blow So you blew it! Oh boy!

So, um, is there any other artist that not on that level, but you could be like, well, now I have to look to them to guide me through these stages of my life? Sounds like it's you! Yeah! Yeah, you might be closer. Well, I've have written a couple songs. I sell comics and the blood song I wrote to Debbie my wife So I got you I got you hits under my belt

Now I don't think so I think the other one would have been I mean I I'm a stompson. Okay. All right, so I had a loss I did I had a real loss. I had a loss that hit me so hard that I felt a little gay for like feeling as upset as I did. Don't ever feel that way. Don't ever diminish or feminize your feelings. Yeah.

That's the same. By saying gay is feminizing it. Yeah. Like, gays are like, look at his girls. No, but you know what I mean? Who's walking down, motherfuckers? No, like, that's the 80s sensilization. Okay, I'm gonna get her right. Like, don't feel like, yeah, don't ever us. Is that the 80s? Oh, okay. I'm not gonna bother you.

Like don't feel like, yeah, don't ever worry. Like, yeah, you, like, that would be awesome. You just like, you know, yeah, that's pretty good. Did you write, um, like something, like, I'm sure there's gotta be tributes up to Wazoo coming up.

I didn't, I don't like writing things publicly. I did, because I, every night I write in a journal. Oh yeah? Every night and I without fail. Without fail. Even when you're like shit faced. Well, I'm not really I'm really just crew. I've seen his journals. It's mostly just. Yeah. I would leave a lot of pictures of him in Tom Petty in 69.

No, but if I do that, if I get shit face in the next one. Was fun and all the other heartbreakers have knives in their eyes, and he's killed them all. So you can spend the rest of his life with Tom Fettty. I'm playing every instrument. No, if I get shit-based, I'll write the next day. And usually it's a paragraph, and there was like a fucking page and a half about it. Basically saying what I just told you now Has any other human being read any of those journals?

Would you ever would you want them published upon your death? No, I'll burn them before I die Your memoirs yeah, then I'm memoirs dude People would pay big bucks to hear yeah to read that shit about you crying over guys They probably would I would probably like ones in recent years wouldn't mind people reading. How many journals are there? Oh Jesus. Saldo's a two right? No, Saldo's really good.

God, I mean, this gotta be like, I would not be surprised if the number was like 40. Where are they kept? They're in a safe. They're in a safe, yeah. Should I start doing that? It's interesting, because you can go back. And you just start right now. It's never too late.

Like you can go back and like, I could tell you exactly what I was doing on a certain day. And what was going on? Should I start doing it and we could read on the show? Yeah, I would, the one that I have now. Dear diary, last at all night again. I would, what a pain. I would, I would feel comfortable with any single one

of the, my entries now being read. Now, oh, yeah, a little bit more angry. A little angry, a little more emotional, whereas now it's like a little more factual. We should do, we should do a show where we just bring, we do this. We write a journal for a year. And then just bring in one volume of it

and then just, have that person just randomly pick a picture. How'd you read an entry? I would do that, I'm dead. I'm gonna start writing it in my journal. I gotta go get a first hand. I'll do it. Where I get a journal. I'll do too. I mean, I I'm gonna start right in my journal. I gotta go get a first time. Where do I get a journal it? I'll do to I mean any I have a notebook like a marble notebook. It doesn't have to be something I do have the one I have now is a mole skin. It's interesting you just pick that out of nowhere Oh no that was a shot. I realized

Yeah Eight years to fucking bring up Mulski's like, now's my chance. Oh, no. It's detainees. That was like a jab. Didn't even look at him. But I knew it was going to connect. He's like, you should have seen me, Duff.

I was not fire. I made fun of his Mulski and not being able to get a bonus since it was nine. It was genius. Plus, the impractical joke is I'm pretty much the guru now. Well, that's right. We should do that though. Oh, definitely. So what's today? It's gonna be 365 like fucked it up. My only entry to read.

Are we could or we could do it? Making more interesting. That's the way to year. Let's just do it once a month like overkill. Just bring a journal and just grab a day and we'll read each others Like you'll have me y'all hand you mine. You got to write real entries. I can't write immediately I'm like I should just write 30 fucked up things And tell like what's a normal entry? Well, this is gonna say like nowadays It's basically it can be one line like if there's no rule like there's no rules say like nowadays, it's basically, it can be one line. Like, there's no rule.

Like, there's no rules, but like normally it's a paragraph. It's just like today did this, did this brief feelings on the highlights and moving on. Some back when my 20s, each day was like a page of fucking like, you're literally right. Like right through the page, like, rip and shit. I got, I got really drunk one time and burns a bunch of them Remember I remember you telling me that yeah, I still have one in my safe right now that's half Like the pages of the chart and shit like that, but I did that's the one to read from

If you found out somebody went in and looked at him how How how angry would you be in with you? Could you forgive them? Would it be all of it be a total invasion of your privacy you feel like? I would take it as a total invasion of our privacy. I've been in relationships where people have read it, and if I go...

You left it out of the safe? Yeah, if I go back to why it didn't work, it was that moment. It was that moment. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, that's not cool. You're like, why are you right so much about Tom Petty? It's over. So, well, they'll be redacted pages when we do it once a week. That you will not allow us to read.

Which is, I think, is fair. You're definitely... No. You're gonna hit some emotional moments. You're like, I don't want that red allowed, guys. No, no, nothing like that. It just might be like personal family stuff that I might not want. But, worth it being rejected. Okay, I have a tone and my own embarrassment.

I forget the more embarrassment I am, the better. No, that means so that that would have bothered me. I'll bring this year's journaling. We could, we could. Okay, so how about I write? Because next week's the Halloween show. How about the the next the next time we do a regular recording yeah We're bringing what I've written every day so far I'm bringing my 2017 Your current year and you do it too sure yeah, yeah

I probably have a most keen or two Yeah, or two At one point I think you're spending more on pens, pencils and moleskin journals than you. I will go back to my journals from the 20s and fine pages that are embarrassing, but not, you know, we don't want it. We don't want it. We do. That are embarrassing, but not like, you know, not what? Not overly angry. You're worried about coming across as angry huh?

No, I don't know what I'm afraid of. I know that those would be hard to. You want one here or someone read them aloud your thoughts? Some of those are the other ones yeah. A lot of them. What can I read it in my cue voice? Yeah, you can. You can.

A lot of them like someone were like just fucking four days of suicide notes. It's not like fun stuff, you know what I a lot. I'm like someone like just fucking four four days of suicide notes It's not like fun stuff, you know, I mean it's like yeah, you know people would be people would be helped by that though Yeah, people would be like I think could be like you know if it could be Therapeutic for someone to hear stuff like that Yeah, from what I've heard from the emails that I've gotten from people Well, that's one thing. I mean I just I just made I'm I'm in the upper part which I'm fine with I'm okay by us you well, yeah You're right, but it still doesn't make it all right, so by that time we recorded regular episode will be about two weeks of stuff

Okay, yeah, all right All right, so we're back to the ruses and rants My blue apron shit was too long and in this episode What do you think Brian which one was the rant and which which two were the ruses? I'm gonna say that you don't feel strongly enough about Buck Teeth. The telephone one would have been. The Gaussian notes. Yeah. Where the guy was like, you drew a buck tooth snail. A buck tooth snail, right? I don't think that would raise your eye or enough. The appropriation shit, I can't even,

I can't fucking believe that you were like, hey, that's not cool, that you would see it, but that you were like, I know it is. He immediately saw it. And even after two, two viewings, I'm like, what? Well, I think that says more about you, maybe. And you're in your current state of stagnation. Right.

Well, that gets used to it if you're going to be my friend for the rest of my life, because it will always be like that. I'm never going to come in and be like, so I saw this commercial, right? But you, I was so mad. But you get mad about a lot of stuff. Oh, stupid. In significant, you pass a qu Quential stuff. You get mad. Doesn't matter. Yeah, you get mad. And I go under like if it's

maybe what I don't I don't want to get too personal, but is it could it be you need like love? Like there's like, like, like nobody loves me. No, no, no, you need to follow. You need to, like I think if you were in love, I think you wouldn't be, I don't think you'd be as angry and fine as things bothering you so much. Right. Well, I'm not the one who brought in Ransom Rooza this week, but you have a history of routing some real Ransom, real Ransom, of course, of, of course, of listeners to be like,

bye bye. If you can't handle what the fucking what I'm cooking. I know, I know my rats tonight. I don't care what I don't care what we said on my rats' roots. No one's be like, I can't listen to Tom Sieg Dave anymore. Right, what the fuck? I'm like, what's it? Somebody was like, we talked about the shootings and the in Vegas.

And somebody's like, when did it turn into the Tom Sieg Dave news hour? I'm like, motherfucker, it happened the day before the biggest mass shooting in US history and we're not going to mention it Fuck off then. That's pretty that is pretty big that that's unrealistic Exploration to not talk about that right but okay, so back to my okay, so you don't think it's the galaxy note commercial I don't think it's that one. I think that just caught your your ear because you're like, oh, I can bring this. I can call this back. The last one, the good gums matter, which they do. Healthy gums matter, which they do. I don't see that as a slam against black lives matter as much as like avoid Ginger Vitus. So that seems to be a stretch where the first one I feel like it's actually legitimate where it is it's not even subliminal. They're telling you like even if

you're like it's almost like Glenn Gary Glenn Ross a good father fuck you go play with your kids like like all that shit doesn't matter what matters is what kind of salesman you are. Right. And that like all that shit doesn't matter what matters is what kind of salesman You are right, and that's what I think is is that play here is that it doesn't matter how good of a person How good of a friend father mom whatever if you want to up your game You're gonna need to and you want to fucking get your girls heart thump it and shit You got to drive one of these fucking anonymous SUVs that really like cars do not have personality today like you want Personality and cars go back to the 70s or a Wrangler or a fucking Wrangler. Yeah, it's a whole to want to talk community people won't stop fucking waving at me

It's so irritating man. It's like I did not sign on for this stop waving because You either can't either go to wave and they don't wave and you're like I I'm an asshole. I was talking to Reese about this at New York Comic Con. Yeah, the guy from pop that you met and was cool to you. Oh, yes, yes. And he can get back to me. I sent him an email with all those photos. Oh, really? He did get back to me. Yes, I'm sorry. He did get back to me. He said he's going to look into it. Oh, okay.

And yeah, it's like a whole thing because then you feel like insecure because they don't wave back, but but if they waved you and you don't wave to them, you're like, well, then I'm making them feel like I feel when somebody doesn't wave to me. It's a lot of pressure, man, driving this fucking car around. It's really not. I always like pretend I'm looking away to the other side or messing with the radio. I'm so of crash three times. All right. So I'm gonna say it's the first one right, so you say it's the first one. You know, it's not, it's just not good enough to be a good father or a good friend.

I got a group, Brian. I think Buck Tuth just hit your radar because of the comedy aspect. I think the matters thing is just like, no sane person. I really get that upset about this. So I'm gonna go ahead and say the car one. It is a sign of actual ills in society.

The first one. The first one. All right, I will reveal the first ruse. I don't know if Declan's up to put in a drum roll in. I don't know how he's dealing. What is a hurricane by the end of the day? What do you think? My knees are rested out.

I can't move. I know Afealia is battering the Irish shores. I got out of Dublin the last flight before they close the airport. Really? Yeah. I'm going to sit there on the beach like it's deep impact with my cat. So drum roll, maybe there's a drum roll here, we don't know. Maybe swamp to yes.

First ruse would be healthy gums matter. I heard it, I heard it when it first, when I first heard it, it was like two o'clock in the morning. That's how social changes started. I'm sitting there laying in bed with the dogs, and my ears parked up but I wasn't ranting about it. I said that's weird that they would use that phrase. That's as far as it got. Remember to put in the memory bank for when I

would hear a couple more to get my my dander up. Okay. Okay. The second second ruse which I'm declinable which in fact reveal the real rant was the car commercial so you were mad at the buck teeth huh? mad at the buck teeth I remember like I saw it and I remember getting angry and telling my wife that I was like oh look at me! I was like that's so fucking horrible that they're still using that stereotype that people with overbites are stupid and slow. Right. Yeah. I mean, it's so solid though. I mean, it worked for keyhole. I mean, it worked for keyhole. It worked for Rick and Morty. Remember, the Dufus Rick? The Dufus Rick had an overbite. Yeah.

It's not cool. Maybe Justin's not that. Whoa. I'm gonna have to text it. Yeah, see, I make a man to from himself right now. Yeah, I really don't believe it's cool to, um, to use that stereotype. It doesn't make people feel good who have overbites. I wish people would be a bit more sensitive. You know, he's got a fucking bowl haircut. Oh, come on, let's get yellow bucks. Yeah, you know what it's funny. It's not funny for you because you got it because you're fucking BQ fucking everyone's darlin Right. Well, especially yours

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