Tell Em Steve-Dave - #355: The 2017 Overdose Full Special

Episode Date: October 31, 2017

A holy visitor guides TESD through the depths of hell to rescue the Baron.

Don't give me the fucking hardest What the fuck in hardest? You want to talk shit in hell? I'll never, I'll never toothless though. Now with this overbite. He's the person. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave with video. We have BQ Voorhees over here. Hello. We got the Tellum Steve Dave official extra sister father Lance. Yeah. And we got Walt. Hello. You love Halloween. I do. You can't get enough of it. I mean, it's the other. I mean, Christmas Trump Halloween, but you know, it's a

very close second. My favorite right father Lance. I'm just trying to just trying to round nose a little bit. He's like, you know Jesus was important. Forget it. Yeah, man, I love Halloween. I like it way more than Christmas. Christmas, I find you stressful, man. I just don't like it. You buy me something.

You can take a pass on Halloween if you want. And nobody says anything. You can't take a pass on Christmas. But people are happy with candy. You can buy candy and everybody wants it. It's not like, Oh, what's their personality? I got to buy a fucking present to suit this person. I will say this. Nobody steals my lawn on on Christmas. No. It's because it's frozen. They can't get it up. They would if they could. Father Lance, what do you think about Halloween? There's a darkest of holidays. Oh, love it.

You love it? One of my favorites. It's a pagan holiday though. Well, Christian roots, you know? All Halle's Eve. Yeah. Dave for all Saints, Dave, which in November 1st. So.

Plus who even counts Christmas as secular anymore, right? I think a lot of people. Yeah. I think a lot of people. Sometimes I see people go in the church on Christmas. I'm like, what's the matter with you? It's the only time I go. You go on Christmas or Christmas Eve?

Uh, whenever my mom wants me to go, whenever I make her happy. Yeah. That's her gift. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Well, we must have talked about this in the past, your favorite costume ever.

My favorite personal costume. I guess in one time when I had a really good kiss outfit. Which one were you? Paul. Nice. The lover. Yeah. Some things never changed.

I'm out of the lights. He's out there showing his seat. Starchild. Speaking of costumes, we do a roundup every year of the offensive Halloween costumes that you're not supposed to wear that could set people off, especially today. 2017 Fatherlands, people are getting triggered all over the place, looking for safe spaces.

What do you think about this? Oh, I hate PC, I hate safe spaces. I hate it all. Intense. Yeah. See, when I was young, if I went to church and the pastor was like this, you know, I might have been different person. Why? Without reach, were you missing from the church? Yeah, that's true. It was the 70s, so anything went. Yeah. Yeah, nobody really cared much. But I'm going to dip out because I want to do, I want to do the list in a costume that

I have. Oh, you actually brought a list of costumes you can't wear anymore. Yeah, well, every year, normally we get it from Huffington Post, but this year the good people at a good housekeeping are going to let us know. Oh, okay. If you've ever wondered like, how can I be more like woke? Yeah. the good people at a good housekeeping are gonna let us know. If you've ever wondered like, how can I be more like woke? Yeah, more woke than you already are.

Okay. Good housekeeping, because they are the ones who are laying it down. I can't wait to hear these. There, so wait, you're putting on a costume. Well, we got a video there. Yeah, do you, where can people go to watch the video? Tell themsteevedave.com, aren't they silly? Yeah, why do you show and people go to watch the video tell them Steve Dave calm. I'm assuming yeah, well white somebody's on that though

I'm now I'm doing the work for everyone What do I gotta do? I have you lifting. Yeah, you're just so angry in my costume. Yeah, it's not good too. I call it. Father Lance called it. Mother, champ on it. And it's some railroad. A mini-sum railroad. And he's like,

from those defensive kind of some railroad. You can't see a lot of the... No arms. It looks brand new when you sit down. Does it? Yeah. It's flutter flutter. You didn't think to make armholes? I do. Do you think I made this?

This is, this is courtesy of holding a second here. But shouldn't we cut you armholes? We should. I mean, you're not going to sit there. You can't. Not the whole time. Yeah. It the whole time. Yeah. It's so hot.

Now this was a Tanya Huang made this for me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. 13% is actually made it for me last year, but like I missed Halloween. So you've just been sitting on that for a year? I kept it. Yeah.

And waited until the next Halloween. So the most offensive costumes. Father Lance, how do you like this? I called it, it's weird. You knew what your costume was going to be. Yeah, I think I said last year, right? I was like, I'm going to go out as a use tampon with a mini-sombrero. There's many years ago. Right.

I know you were anticipating a black relish, especially now. Black relish? What's that? What's that? Are you? No. No. For whom?

But why would you do it though if you weren't expecting it though? Because somebody made it. Yeah, because somebody made it. Oh, shit. It is hot. You must want the the back relish to come out. Why would somebody do you, man? Sure.

If someone's not mad, you're not going to be happy, right? No. Then I'm going for it next year. It's the same costume but black face. Send Chelsea Clinton a picture of this happy Halloween. Yeah, since you got to put it on. Yeah, we went out as your mother's tampon. God.

All right, so this year, by the way, I'm going gonna see how many of these you agree or disagree with. Oh my god. I just take it off. No way. No way. You're already sweating your pants. Oh, it's really hot. It's really hot.

So the first one is a holocaust victim. I think I think a lot of people are like, this is the end frank one, right? So don't go out. I mean, the idea, I mean, she's the most recognizable Holocaust. But who would see that costume and know what that was? I wouldn't. It looks like a girl's guy, doesn't it? Yeah. It says child's 1940s girl costume. And I guess it's supposedly in Frank, although I mean, I don't know how. But shouldn't you have like an like maybe build like an attic around you? And you should also have a journal with diary.

Nope. And you should also have like a stormtrooper falling around. Yeah, I don't think they should avoid that one. But I like, I don't even get, I don't even get how that falls into a Halloween theme. I don't know. You just, and I mean, if this does, then that should, yeah, I get that. And Frank and I some bra, or you really want to get to your shit, don't you? Anything involving black face, Father Lance, do you agree with that, that you shouldn't wear it? That you should not, shouldn't wear it. Yeah, I should. That's what, wait what?

That's what I mean, that's what I mean. Yeah, you gotta't wear it. That you should not shouldn't wear it. Yeah, I should not. Wait, what? That's what you gotta stay with. But that's been apparent for. Unless it's Christmas time and you're in Holland and you're Black Pete, then I think. Then you can. Well, let me tell you something, because the independent UK, all right? Now they agree, this is from Goodhousekeeping,

this from the independent UK, don't black up, all right? So they're saying don't use, it's too hot. I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't take it UK, don't black up. All right, so they're saying don't use, but it's too hot. I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't take it. I'm not even gonna stand up.

That's not good. Oh my God, thank you. What's you making up? Thank you, Tony Huang, but it's just too hot. I can't deal with it. I'll be ebbing that. So they say, don't black it up. Now, it up now.

It's racist. Now remember, a person of color pretending to be white, it might be prejudiced, but it's not racist. Can you explain that sentence to me? No. I like it. Say it again. Say it again.

If you are, if you're in blackface, you're racist, but if you're a black person wearing whiteface, it's prejudice, but it's not racist. Does that fall under the banner of its impossibly racist against white people? I think, yeah, they're places. Well, it's a white person with rules, though. I think this is the UK independent, the adventurer. That's their opinion, yeah. Mm-hmm.

Doesn't mean it's everybody's opinion. It's only, but that's not even American. It doesn't matter. They still celebrate Halloween, white face on black people. Racist approaches. No. Not a good idea about that. They don't celebrate Halloween, too.

What do you mean, why? Why? UK. How do they do? So quick to be honest. I'm very sensitive. And it's not like it is here, is it? Why? Why? You K? Oh, how do they do? So quick to be. I'm very sensitive. Yeah.

It's not like it is here, is it? I think it's growing. It wasn't always, but I think it's people finding the excuse to dress women up and skip the outfits in the UK. And now they're finding the women. Oh, you mean women? What did I say?

People. Why men can't dress and skip the outfits? No, they can't be actually addressing women. Women, this is the holiday, right? When a woman is like, I don't want to turn this into this. I don't want to turn this into this. I don't care. That is slowly,

like drifting down, but it actually is going to cut your face. Trainee granny, did you ever dress up as trainee granny as a kid? What does that mean? I did. I did. I did. I did.? What does that mean? I did. Transphobic costume. Tranny Granny is like a fat ass old lady. Why is that transphobic?

With, I guess, because I don't know. It's not, I don't know. But trans, why is that trans, it's, it's, Hey, talk to good housekeeping. We're on drag. I've been doing a theater tradition for years. Mm-hmm. Don't go as a Syrian refugee.

Like how would somebody know that? How would you pull that off? All right. Don't go as anything that body shames or objectifies. So if you're this father Lance, this was your costume last year, I remember it. I remember it well. Father Lance was riding around on an inflatable fat ass stripper.

I was like, father Lance, what are you doing? He's like living. Cultural stereotypes. Again, I disagree. We've said it before. If you are a hot girl, you get a pass and you can dress up as an Indian, eat a bear can, whatever. Kisha girl, they say, no.

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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I think we're going to do it. We're going to do it. People are addressing this. It's just a clip for people just to click on it and then get angry and then be like,

I can't believe this. Right. It's just more just a way to get traffic to their website and. It's good housekeeping. It's painfully obvious. Good housekeeping needs to stay relevant. I think others still in business. Who's the real monthly publication?

No, no, no. Do you ladies know? Is good housekeeping? You don't look like good house keeping type readers now. You're not octogenarians. So don't dress as a terrorist. Why? Well, again, what would you be dressed as?

Does that mean that all the- What does a terrorist look like? Usama bin Laden. Okay. Yeah, probably not. And what do you, this is not a- This is not a- This is not a- This is not a- This is not a- This is not a- this is not a, this is not an accident. So a turban on bright.

But so far another two thousand of them affect me because I wouldn't dress in any of these. Would you dress? Even if it was, even if it was not offensive to some, none of these are really particularly clever or fun. Okay, say you died, Q. Let's say. And you found out that people were going out as zombie Q. I think it's great.

Good housekeeping says no. Zombie version of recently deceased celebrities. I don't know why I'm gonna be care about that. I don't think anyone does. You know my soul like zombie Tom Petty walking on the street, I'd be like, all right, I like Tom Petty, I guess. Can we play? But now eating disorders.

In fact, if I die, I would like the following Halloween that would be a lot of zombie cue costumes. Like a thriller type thing. Like where all the zombies are like a bunch of cues. That's an obvious dance. Yeah, I think it'd be great. That bats horrible. It's just, it's just gonna entirely cover in your spaces.

If they say that it's not a normal, it has to be the future. Is it annoying you though? I don't even notice it has to be the fish that he's annoying you though. I don't even notice it. So you really, all right, good. Eating disorders, which are a riot, you said that earlier. You didn't go on about that quite a bit. Yeah, you were like, they don't eat enough food.

And then their organs shut down. Anorexia. This is from last year though. This got pulled last year. Yeah, animal cruelty, the dentist I guess, who shot the lion, Walt, if you're gonna go out as O.J. Simpson and your wife is gonna be Nicole Simpson. What if I went as Medea, but like I love the character

of Medea. Are you in blackface? No. What are you? I got the wig. I got the all the stuff that I talk like. I'm like, you scared. You know, but I'm a genuinely like a fan.

And I know enough not to put the blackface on, but I am rocking Medea. Then I think nobody would know. You're just like, you scared? Would you know if he's like, you scared? I don't even know what Medea is. What's Medea? It's a super annoying character that Tyler Perry created and Pornouncing Mandela No because I'm a character I'm not a I'm not just a dude in dress

Well, how about this? You're going as OJ Simpson? I think we got a title for the episode. You go as OJ Simpson. Say you just totally put a good house to the side, you're like, fuck, I've gotten this far in life without good housekeeping on the floor.

I'm gonna be OJ Simpson. Is a black face different than a black mask? If you have an OJ Simpson mask over your white face, is it just as racist? I would, that's probably can get away with, because that's a mask. You can get away with it. You can do that?

Yeah, I think so. But make up to skin. No good. Because that has a history of like, you know, the menstrual shows, you can't do that. Yeah, that's what it is, buddy. That's what's so painful to people today is they see blackface I think minstrel shows and pain

Pain is that what today's youth is thinking. I don't know. Do they know about young? Man either mentally ill person Don't wear a straight jacket. It's the same shit every year like the Joker. You can't be the Joker You're scared. Yeah Stick with Medea sexual harassment a flash her jokes So if you're gonna be a flasher She I think again

Is that a lady? No, that's a dude. No, that's a guy. That's a guy Don't go as a flash. You don't go as a homeless person or hobo, as we call them growing up, or bumps. Your revolution is over, the basketball. The bomb's lost. This is the same list as last year. Yeah, 9-11. Don't go as 9-11 national tragedy.

And that's it. Where are you gonna go as any of them, Father Lance? No. Or several of them. No. Jedi. I'll stick with Star Wars. Say Jedi? Yeah. Who's your Jedi go to? Oh, we want Macy Windu, Macy Windu and Blackface? See it. Father Lance? Are you scared? I can see a little bit of the no the who was Ian McRagger? I even look like Ian McRagger. Not a Serellican, is it?

Does it? A little bit? Yeah, it does. I'm looking at his wife, she's saying no. I really know. Yeah, really a lot. Have you done that lately? You know who in McRagger is, right?

No, it's a guy who played Obi-Wan, right? Young Obi-Wan. Star Wars Celebration 3. I went to that. I was just saying saying you grow the little rat tail. No You could walk you could definitely Because you could rock a rat tail Did you ever have one as a kid like in the 80s? No No, the nuns one at my at the Pericles School. I want to a kid showed up

You know at fall one day with one over the summer, none. None cut it? Cut it right on. I mean, you couldn't do that today, but she was like, she's like, when we were in school,

this kid cut off another kid's tail. And the reaction was as if like he had cut off and his mom's nose. Like he was enraged, yeah. They was jimbo white. His face was super red. And like I guess he had taken a little time to grow out this restaurant.

It takes time. Yeah. And somebody cut it off. How would you feel? Somebody ran out and cut to beard. I mean, not happy, but if I were in high school, yeah, and I had this beard. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I didn't think he should be happy you, but not such a big plus about it. Yeah. Well, when you look back is a rat tail something that you're like, is he still hurting? Does it still hurt? If he can't, if he loses hair, he did. Oh, well, he did. He's a bald guy now. You can use that fucking ret tail. All right. So like this murder is row of follicles right here. So I'm going to go out. I think as a trainee and Frank and black face the share. Are we going to be in the next year for Halloween? Are you bringing a costume? I was going to bring that now. I'm not. That's too hot. Especially way too hot. Yeah. I don't know. What should I go out of this? I'm going is I'm I'm just off That's too hard. Especially way too hard. Yeah, I don't know, what should I go at?

I'm going as I'm dust off the old Ghostbusters costume. Oh yeah? Yeah. That's involved. No, it's a jumpsuit. Get some hot and gear and go, I said, one of the duck dynasty guys. It's easy. Pretty much shotgun.

Well, fake shotgun. Why don't you go, is one of the new Ghostbusters? The Leslie Whatcher name, right? No. The Black Lee. Well, I'll go to her. I'll go with Whatter name again? Leslie, what is it? What's her name?

I don't know. So you want to know her name? What is it? Get them? Leslie Jones. Is that it? Yeah. I'm going to go out as Leslie Jones is used tampon. Yeah.

Black Ferry. All right. Sounds like a good time to go. Yeah. That's what I'm doing. So those are the costumes that you should not buy this year or dress up as, there's how there has to be more, right? Oh, yeah, tons of costumes you should wear.

Aborted fetus. Have you ever seen that at the church Halloween picnic? No, no. All right, what's your position on that as an extra-sist? On what? Abortion. No, no. All right. What's your position on that as an extra system? On what? Abortion. Oh, bad. Let's get it, yeah, bad.

You don't like it, huh? Where's the price you need? You have to ask that question. Where's that soul guy? I don't understand how you can be asked that question. Yeah, I mean, the guy looks like you on McGregor. I don't know, maybe he's cool. You think you, McGregor, hasn't had abortions?

Yeah, but definitely. Just because he, I mean, he's a man of the cloth. What do you think his stance is going to be? I don't know, man. I don't know if he's gone rogue or whatever. Who knows? I don't know, Father Lance, as well as you do. I don't know.

Sit there talking about sports all day. Oh, shit. You see him throw that football? Oh, I sure did. Well, I was did. What? Who gives a fuck? Here you go. Let's get a little walk get to it.

This is your baby. Well, I mean, look what he did here today. I mean, we got a green screen here. We got a bat. We got a bat that's covering our most precious commodity. I know. Thank you. I mean, if anybody's face should not be not be covered. It's BQ's here.

Oh, my God, my hockey mask anyway. I can't put that on. You're a close second. He's got jealous. Like I see looks like he will regret your trip. No. I mean, but I'd be really, I mean, I didn't plan us out all that well

because I should not have put you underneath the bat. But it's not blocking me at all. Or me underneath the bird cage I knocked down. Yeah, we got the, we got the Prussian Kiss and Skull on the table. There it is. I sensed it. It's a holy salt.

It's the salt and the coin that last time you're here, the father gave us the protective coin. Somebody gave me five dollars to put in there. So you want to keep it like you do the rest. I'll keep it every five dollars. I get I put in the meandies. They feel good. Your butt will be proud to wear them if your butt were sent in.

I guess it would be proud. Go to meandies.com slash TSD. Feel free to improvise with tons of styles and patterns blah blah blah. It's unmatched. They use naturally. Do you have any meandies? Do priests wear underwear? Yes. Okay Do you have any meandies? Do priests wear underwear? Yes. Okay. Do you wear meandies? I do have a pair of meandies. They're nice, right? They're expensive. Probably. They are, but you know what?

They hold their shape and you don't really have to keep buying more and more. So soft. You get any for your lady, for your wife? No. Come on, fuck a little. That's a nice day, is coming. They make them for girls too. Three times something to con for a limited time only. Their first glow in the dark print lights out. Now I'll have to. Whoa, whoa, going to the docky. Sorry, it's funny.

Right. Why not update your underwear, drawer, and glow at the same time? I heard that they also, they're starting to make socks, but that's not a, oh yeah, they're starting to make socks, which I really, if I were, if I were a wealthy man, like I had BQ money, like, you know, before all the taxes, I would, I would wear a new pair of socks every year. I know all of America. My mom is nowhere about it. It's fine. It's great. I love spending, no money spends sweeter than Q's money. You know, um, Socialists society living. So go to meundys.com slash TSD, meundys.com slash TSD,

and you will get, what did I say you're gonna get? Oh, 20% off, free shipping and a hundred percent satisfaction guarantee. You didn't even think about sending them back. Did your father Lance? No, no way. So you wanna get into the segment of why father Lance is here?

Sure. It wasn't to discuss abortions in Anne Frank. I told him that it would just be I didn't expect to. Yeah, back to. I told him he begins for a game and then we were going to keep it above board and that he wouldn't have anything to worry about. I didn't think it to I'd never once cross my mind you'd come out as a used. But he guessed it. He did guessed it, but. He guessed it. That's why I thought he was cool.

That's why I felt like I could venture into abortion territory with him and turns out it was wrong. Can't win him all, man. Still a win. But I mean, what do you think of the set, though? I mean, this is the first thing that I've ever had a set in the stash

for Tom Steve's, at least. What is this from Hobby Lobby, right? The stuff. It's from all over. It's Hobby Lobby. It's Christmas shop. It's a Michael's. What were people mad about it, Hobby Lobby again?

What was it? Was it their pro like stance? Totally about the, um, the sexual, um, what's a call when you get a bananza? No, when you disease. No, I don't, I don't need to. Um, when you have, so you get a bananza? No, when you disease. No, I don't need to. You when you have so you don't get pregnant. What's the contract?

The contract control right? That's what they were up in norms about because they are for their employees, bird controls. Surely you have to agree with birth control. Oh, well, officially I have to go with the church there. But tell me officially. It's on the right side. I understand what people want to learn. You're going to miss him a greater.

I mean, you work in social services, and you see firsthand, right? Oh, yeah. I see people every day that it's like they never should have been born. Usually when I look in the mirror and the morning. That's the first person of the day. What else do you got, Walt? All right, so the premise of the episode was that it's Halloween. Obviously, everyone's listening to this,

either on Halloween or a little bit after Halloween. And we called you here tonight because the barren soul, he's told to one too many facts and he's trapped in hell now. We've called in an exorcist. And what are your credentials again as an exorcist? I know you said you were taking some courses, but the church is sending you to... I watched a video on YouTube.

I took the corresponding... No, and actually I was named to the... They're performing an exorcism team. So, exorcist of the year? Oh wait, since last we spoke, you're named to the their performing exorcism team. So I just a few years. Oh, wait, since last we spoke, you're renamed to a team to the, it's my diocese team. Yes, that happened since you last appearance.

Yes. Have you been out on any runs yet? Not yet. OK. Yeah. How do we get into this on Hulu, the exorcist? Siri started up again. No, I watched the third episode.

Third episode. Good. It's a good show, man. It's a very good show. But so you were on a tell me men are on this team? Or are they all men? I haven't met the doctor, nurse people. They're going to be involved with it.

We haven't had a meeting yet. I just they announced that our last meeting, they're forming it. They asked who wanted to be on it. Shockingly nobody involved here. Really? Not too many volunteers. It's the priest who was put in charge of it. they asked who wanted to be on it and shockingly nobody volunteered real to me volunteering. It's a it's a the priest who is put in charge of it and he was like begging for for people who would say no to that.

But you mean you're putting yourself in real danger like going into those who I probably you know for those reasons I want to do it. In other words like I are with the privilege doing this like they they didn't think not believing. I'm believers I guess Heritics would you call my heritake? Some of these guys. I don't know Heritakes, but obviously they didn't give much credence to the to possession happening

Fucking fat man. It is Hold on I pay $10 for that that hasn't show it to you. I just want to turn it to the faces. At the whole time, I pay $10 for that fat and it hasn't shown to me. Do you want me to take it once? I just want to turn it to the face. It's not going to happen. I'm taking it down. It's coming down. That's the bad stuff. I don't want to hear about the bad thing.

But have you guys go on drills? Do you guys have some sort of drill setup where you're like, it's not a real, like it's what you would do in a case? Well, I mean, like I said said the meetings haven't happened yet. They're still getting everybody in place, but yeah, we're going to meet and I guess. How many more people do I have to get? They have to have a doctor, psychologist. I mean, basically, obviously the actress has to be a priest and people the whole person

down. So that's where I come. Ha, ha, ha. And that's the most dangerous position, right? Because you're actually touching and that, and something could jump or try to jump into you. I suppose. No, like, what?

Or like, you know, that, you know, just, you know, get hit, you know. What if he's like father, carous, and he's like, come into me? Like, would you do that? Would you sacrifice yourself? And that's, you know, that's he's like father carous and he's like come into me like he like would you do that would you sacrifice yourself like You don't 12 year old no, that's you know, that's not how you do it. No Hollywood is misled us did you see that on the new episode of of the exorcist they they stumbled upon a fake Right right because the girl never spoke in ancient tongues right is that one of the rules was like month child and by but the reason the priest knew is because a kid never spoke in like you know Sanskrit right right right we found the drugs right but is that one of the things that a demon has to do speaking tongues it's one of the signs oh man that sounds scary

scary. Now, let's say the bell rings at the church and it's one of it's I don't know if it's a fire alarm kind of thing. Yeah, it's like I got a pole in the house. And it's a real call. How nervous will you be or is this like you know like there's guys at the firehouse who are like who can't wait for a fire right yeah everyone but like will you be more nervous or you'd be like I'm really looking forward to seeing what this is or you'd be very apprehensive. It's not apprehensive yeah. I'm not a fuck up is that. I'm just cuz you don't want anybody to have that happen to them so you're almost hoping it's it's a but if it does happen you want to be there I'm willing to be there. Yeah. Now, what is your family, Sarah?

They let go. Be careful around. Yeah, Jen was not your wife. Crazy. The lovely Jen, she's like, don't bring anything home. Were you afraid? You were afraid he might bring home like some sort of like a parasite demon.

Yeah, she's scared. I'm never gonna stop. You know, I'm not really at the top. I'm gonna be living with you guys for a little while. Um, was it? What's that? Yeah, so maybe conversation for another day. But what happened to the ghosts that were busted?

Like, my grandmother dies and becomes a ghost. Mm-hmm. Well, she and then these four jack holes show about an o-way and put her capture her, put her in a trap, and then put her in a logic containment system. Right. But that's my grandmother. Wait, well, she should have went to heaven. She should be hanging around here on her.

But we don't know why. What if it was just one of the situations where she's trying to just correct one right, and then she gets to go to heaven? It's against the rules. But not every other movie, every other movie, you got to shot to fix something. Did your grandmother look like Slimer in real life? Like would you mistake her for slimer if you're a spester? Slimer did only like slimer. What I'm saying is like what are the moral implications of trapping and storing human souls? Yeah, when you trap a ghost. Well,

that's the exercise aren't trapping. No, I know. We're talking about ghost. Yeah, when you trap a ghost. Well, that's, that's, exercises aren't trapping. No, I know. We're talking about ghost busters. Right. We're talking about ghost busters. Like, what would the church's position on that be? This is a mortal souls being captured and, and held prisoner.

If ghost busters are real. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's the caveat here. I've never thought about that. Thank you. You want to get back to me on that one? Sure.

Okay. You can bring it up at the next meeting. Yeah. Seems weird. All right. So, does that seem weird when you think about it? Oh, it definitely is. About the guy's dressers were doing more than they were trapping demons and yeah, but that library ghost wasn't it? Like, uh, zool and well, zool was an interdimensional creature. But I'm just talking about like your standard variety ghost. Like, we don't know why it's there, and then suddenly they just, they're just enslaving it.

What's your goal though, when you're exercising someone, and what is your goal, ultimately, to get the demon out of them, the person returns normal, but where does that demon go? You guys are going to a ghost-busting star. I mean, back to hell, I guess. Remember that the demon isn't physically, is not physically inside the person.

Yeah, just like the story that was, how do you go out of hell? They're, they're, they're, they're, they're free to roam until the end of the world. I mean, would you, would you want a cease to exist or come back as a demon? Either. Well, he's not going to cease to exist. He's going to be in heaven.

Okay. Yeah. My dog is up there too. That's what my mom said. All dogs going to heaven. Hi, what are we doing? I'm sorry, I got a son of a ghost. Oh, so now that the bats gone, the conversation is sort of

slow down. To go in, so to do, to save the bar and so you have to go into hell, you're going to be transported there and with only BQ and Brianie as your as your team members. This is your new team. I don't know. I don't you know you haven't met your your team in Pittsburgh, but this is your team in Jersey.

All right. I took a psychology class. I had a ghost on the P on my toilet seat. I know. So we're going to go into Helen save save the balance. So in hell, if I land to you andosse, we'll have a series of riddles, puzzles, and games to solve to reach the Baron Soul, which is in prison deep in the battles of Hell. Now for listeners, before we get started, I wanted to announce to

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I did some more research. What's it come up with? Well, we'll talk about that after we play the game. Okay, all right. So it's not gonna affect the game this new information. No. It may affect the game. It will help.

I think people will be pleased that they have a replica of the skull once this information gets out. Whoa. So you're saying the church endorses help. I think people will be pleased that they have a replica of the skull once the situation gets out. So you're saying the church endorses the purchasing of the many Prussian Kissing Dulles skull. So this is the little mini skull and this is going to be very important at the end of the episode. If you have one, go get it. Keep it in your hand, hold it tight. If you haven't gotten one, go order one. And like I said, you'd be eligible for a big giveaway at the end of the episode.

So before we answer hell, Father Lance, Brian and Q, you must sell a little bit of your soul right here and right now. And then right after that, we'll be ready to read the limbic and be ready to rock. All right. Here's the salt, thanks buddy. Here's the soul-selling part of the show. The father-lanc? The father-lanc, he has to. Let's see, holy shit, this is, hold on, I said it.

Let me do the version. Do Zipri Cruder, because this is, yeah, it's like two pages of copy, it's crazy. Isn't it possible just to read the, the where to go to? It's so long, it would take longer. The need of great talent for your business, but short on time, you don't have to get lost in each stack of resumes to find your perfect hire. You just need the right tools, smarter tools.

I got a good voice for this. What if hiring could be easier? We're straight on. You're a good guy, he's like, he's a nice guy. He's a nice guy, he's a handsome, you know what a voice. It's like, the guy's here. He's here, you don't have to win him over. He's here. He's like, he's a miss. He's a miss. He's a miss. He's a miss. And some, you know what a voice. It's like, the guy's here. He's here. You don't have to win him over. He's stroking him. He looks like you and McGregor. And he's, you sound like shabby. So even when you're busy, you could still be smart about the way you hire. If

you're hiring, you know the quality hires, keep your businesses moving forward. But you also know it can take a lot of time to find the right candidate for the job. Are you hiring? Do you know where to post your job to find the best candidates? It's unreal, right? It's unreal how long it is? What's the code, Father Lance? That's the important part. That's way down here. Does it want you to read all this other stuff? Father Lance would not lie to you people.

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Zip Recuder doesn't depend on the right candidate's finding you. This is why I don't read the following. It finds them. What's the code? Let's see. Zip Recuder is so good. Zip Recuder.com slash T-E-S-D, one more time to try it for free. Z zip recruiter.com slash T E S D. I think that was more than enough. I mean, other pods don't give that much love today. Yeah, one in 60 seconds. I think that was definitely 60 seconds. All right. We've all sold our souls a little bit.

Yeah. Just a bit. Even father Lance. All right, so now if we're all scared. We've... I've relayed the premise. You understand what's going on, Fodlays? You know what we have to do?

Rescue the Baron from Hell. Rescue the Baron's soul from Hell, because once you say the, because the he can, the Baron can appear, but he just can't give any facts. That's the thing. So if you say the rhyme, the Baron will appear,

but he just won't be able to give any any facts though until you get him out of hell Then you can start whipping out facts like So just to be clear we can get him out of hell just by selling a saying a rhyme But we're going to enter hell when I sells it risk just so he can tell people facts as opposed to just googling facts That's the same. So we get about a hell of giving them a phone, full of risk, and his auto ego. Walter at the same time. Okay. Yeah, because I mean.

With Walter so. What's that? That's I'm giving five hours to the person kissing that will ask for it's help in this and that. He's doing it on screen because he knows he's accountable. Okay, and you know, the little skulls here too. Yeah. If you have an ordered one, go quickly, go order one.

Tell them Steve Dave, marchtable.com. And if you have order one, make sure it's in your hand right now because it's about to get spooky, scary, and we're about to finally put this green screen in you, after three hours. It's getting scary. What's behind us right now, do we know? I mean, yeah, we had the green screen and now it's taking us so long to get it finally now. We're gonna get to use it though.

I don't know what's been now behind you right now. That's up to the guys over there that we can't that nobody could see and Declan, who has been, who's feverishly compiling footage right now to for stuff to go behind us. I guess it's by a hurricane. I don't want to stop me. Fuck you off here again.

Fuck you. All right, so if you guys close your eyes and you say the poem, maybe the American can wiggle his way from hell to come here. But again, don't expect any facts because you got a mission together. It'll be sorely left out. You think the fact that it was coming your way. You know the rhyme? I do. Okay.

Okay. Okay. So we got a close of eyes. Okay. And then when I say, when I say, open your eyes and you can open them now. All right. All right. Darkness. Walton, you could drown out.

It's too fast. It's too fast. Oh, okay. Um. You can't hear it. So by too fast you meant him saying it at all was too fast. All right. Go ahead.

Darkness. Drown out the light. No, not yet too fast too fast. meant him saying it at all was too fast. All right, go ahead. Darkness drown out the light Darkness drown out the light being defect appear before my sight Oh He does the fact that the item for bitch not you The Baron is here a factless Baron He's the list. He is the person. I'll never I'll never to list though. Yeah, he's not get him Now with this overbite. He's the person. I'll never, I'll never choose Listel. Yeah, he's not get him. Now with this overbite. He's the person. Yeah.

He's a personification of playing it safe, right? What's up? Yeah. You're like a caveat after a bitch and quickly the shame and the priest, the holy man is, is, excuse from that, just me and Q are the bitches. For whatever reason.

So I imagine there was something spectacular right there right now. Oh, there was. Oh, yeah, I could say everything. Cause it's like way cocky. It doesn't look good. There you go. There you go.

Yeah, I could see though. Yeah, I just like, it's a visual medium. Okay, have I seen me? All right. This is like, this is, this is, boy, I hope it doesn't look feel like people, like this is ease. This is Boy, I hope it doesn't look feel like people like Cable access book like like Sven golly He's on me TV. Oh my god. You got a spring golly shirt on you Yeah, I don't know if I should is that like disrespectful to the Baron? What do you mean?

Cuz I mean I'm our tell him Steve Dave's towns Sven golly Yeah, but he's been doing it for decades. Yeah, I mean, you can respect the pioneers who kind of started it, right? A little bit. I mean, what do you think? Is it jelly barring? Is that a good look for him? I don't know.

I mean, we do sell barring shirts. Yeah. And you're wearing a Spengouly shirt. Yeah, you can't be that guy that weighs your own shirt. Really? Who did that? Yeah, you're wearing a spengouli shirt. Yeah, you can't be that guy that weighs your own shirt. Really? Go to tellumstevev.mergesavel.com, get a shirt and a skull. Yeah, you won't find any spengouli shirts there.

Oh, there it is, there it is. Oh! It's very impressive. That's why you're the bitch and he's not. Am I According to the Baron I think I fixed and I like my collars now fixed all right, so now Get ready Because we're about to go through time and space so it dimension you people call hell okay

I've been calling home since I've been banished Wait how long has it been I so I told my the fact that put me into hell was about a week ago. But it should be here it feels like a week but in hell it's been a million years. You're giving out a lot of facts now. Those are not real facts. That's just the information. That's just information. Get them your breath stink. Cool. She's in hell. Shit! Is that... Looking alright here, is that... I'm looking okay? Alright.

What's our background? Are we burning up? We're not in hell yet. We're not? Yeah, I don't know where we're at right now, but we're about to go to outer space. Right now, we're at outer space. Playboy Mansion in the 60s. It's...it's Duclin playing Russian roulette. Alright, you ready?

Ready. We're about to go to light speed. Go! Wow, we're at the sky! Oh, I'm scared! This is scary! Alright, we're in hell. Alright, okay, feel the heat, you feel the flames from the lands?

You can feel them. But you never told you'd be here. No. I feel like, yeah, like if I were spending a lot of time in the store, it would be hellish. Yeah, it would be. You don't even need the green screen. No, I was out of that issue. Alright, so we're going to bring up comic books.

Let me get your reactions right now. What would you be really doing now? If... What are you doing, check and text? I'm all of a sudden. You went on your first mission with the real thing and all of a sudden you were like, boom, you felt like you were in hell. What would be the first move?

Would it be to solve a puzzle, maybe? You're like, how do I find my way out of this open neighborhood? Alright fatherlands, the very first game you have to play is I will be giving you one word clues. So wait, we solved, we could beat in games and hell if we successfully do it releases the barons. Well there's going to be, we're demons we're about to meet some demons each time we meet a new demon he's gonna give you a test if you pass the test or if you beat him at his game you move

on there's only four demons though well five what if we fail you stuck in hell oh not gonna get myself out of hell You know what to keep really help you the only yes With this correct team you're gonna get stuck in hell no, I just would have the information that I could get But father Lanter if if the mission arose where they're like I know it sounds weird But you're literally gonna have to go to hell like there's a baby down there baby wandered in There's no way baby can be no original of course a baby. There's no way baby can be in hell No, what if it's possible what if it's like the the omen kid like Damien a rosemary baby rosemary's baby They actually is baby in the name, but that was actually though the devil. That was not a real baby, right

Right father. I'm asking the father. I don't care what you have to say You're saying that there's no I thought that if you didn't get baptized you went to purgatory or some shit That's a fucking harsh rule you guys got going on man, but that was that that's not a that was no more Sure, that's no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no nature. Well as you grow you choose to commit evil acts so... How can a baby commit evil acts? No yeah that's what I'm saying. I'm talking to Brian. I know. How could it... Same wavelength. God. I can't wait to see you now. I can't wait. All your fucking bootlicking and shit will amount to nothing. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, no, final fatherland. We used to talk about the penguins. But you never rooted for them.

Goodbye. Alright, so you're ready to, like, so to meet the first demon, you have to, you have to pass a barren little uh, little quiz, and little mini quiz here. So the baron's actually making your jobs harder? Yeah, so I'm gonna give you one word clues. Do you ever watch password? Yes.

Okay, so I'm gonna give you one word clues that, um, and when you get it right, and then you'll hear the very first demon will appear. Okay. Alright, let me get the Alright let me get the first demon up and run in because you may get it off the first board. So you're ready? Pig. What are you trying to guess? It's like it's like password. Yeah but what's... I can't tell you what you're trying to guess. Like I give you a word and then you, and then you, and then I'm gonna give the next word to you

so you can think about it. Give me a guess if you don't got one, I gotta go on. What's the first word that pops in your head when I say, take bacon. Say, that's how you play the game, it's wrong. You're right. But, so it's not how you play it.

You're supposed to say something. You just say a word. Wait, try me thinking Halloween themes with with these words no, no, you should just be thinking It don't don't overthink it. Okay, so now I'm getting a different word from him. Yeah, it's still the same thing pot Kettle I'm not sure if I can get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a I don't want to hear anybody like I got it off pig like fuck you who cares Who is your father Lance pig pot beef barbecue

I'm getting the feeling get him right these don't wait. I know it. I know it is all right So you're all but you get here this it's okay. We got all the time in the world this weren't hell time is meaningless I'll pass it to Bryce. We could be here for years It's okay Q okay, so I'll answer you don't know. No, okay one more word. I'm gonna say it again pot Right, it's okay. You didn't get a word pop the last Yeah, because there's no other words that fucking they're going to make it make you guess it That's it. I said all the words and this you should have gotten it by now between the three you pig pot beef And barbecue prize got it so if you don't know it pass

No, I'm wondering if I do have it. You know is it is it is it no way you know what it takes is chainsaw massacre There's a motel hell. Oh my god. I guess not oh my god. Is it my dear? Get him you know what it is He's like last night's dinner all right Get him, you know what it is? He's like last night's dinner All right Did I say okay pot barbeque beef charcoal? Cook out

Chicken are you just gonna name every bar near the animal like what the fuck? I don't know what's all this well. What's that thing you spin? Rortisserie rotisserie Kenny Rogers Holy roast roasting Okay, we're ready to meet the first team and you're I want to go back. I want to go back. He's pig. Because his annoyance is palpable.

He's so annoyed that you don't get it. I got him to stand where you're coming from. You're roast the pig? You do a lot of things to a pig. Okay, but the first thing I said was what though? Pig. No, what? Okay, what was the second word I said?

Barbecue? No, he said pot. Pot roast. You don't think of pot roast, you thought like in a pot. That's why I said stew. Yeah. I don't care what you think of. It's like, well, you do obviously. My goal is to not be like, I know you're not trying to hand me the answer, but you're

a clue. Okay, we got it. Roast. You don't think that was appropriate or clues. What would you, what would should I have said then to make it come quicker? What makes me come quicker is You said you had you had me at big Usually an insult of some sort really gets that you're doing it all wrong. Yeah, you're stupid

Can you think of a better word that I that I omitted from the from the clues? Well, I mean if you had put comedy in there, then like if you had put like pig in and comedy, yeah, maybe like comedy roast. All right, like, you know what, the father doesn't have a soul, right? I mean, not the father. The Baron doesn't have a soul right now. And you're in, you know,

he's making do with the best he can. He's doing a, he has a soul, does he have a brain? Like, all those words, that's a brain, those are brainless words to describe. Three people couldn't get it. Barbecue? Is it a barbecue roast? No. Barbecue roast?

Yeah, now you're just making shit, knowingly making shit up. But it's, okay, it's roast, we got it. We got it. Okay, the demon is ready to appear. Are you ready? Get him, I hope it's loud enough? Welcome to Health, Father Lance. I am the roaster of souls. I see you brought two Alta boys with you. You all left in the Alta right.

That's fun in here. By the way Johnson Averbron says hello. Who Averbron? That's right. It's the roaster of souls, the first demon on your way. You must best roast roast pussy. Now the... What was that? That's disturbing looking man. Whatever is behind us that you think is disturbing is definitely not. You're about to see it in a few minutes. So, Father Lance, the roast demon is going to roast you. And you have to give... you have to perform an anti-roast. Got it. Okay, so you have to... you have to perform an anti-Rost got it Okay, so you have to you have to combat what he says he's gonna give you three lines Well, that's up to it's up to the father how he sees fit to

to Vanquish or to to defeat this demon and if it's not the right way the Baron will try to Guys if you've got the idea here? Got it. So I'm going to play it so that the roast demon is about to roast you and then you alternate it. So he says a line, you say line, this is almost like a... This is more involved than the fucking Zippery Cruder copy, man.

It's all, yeah, definitely. I mean, because I'm trying to lay out the rules here. You don't even tell anybody where to go or to watch the video video. Don't see David. I didn't know no, I know Okay, you ready? Unbelievable All right, I'm a vegan roast demon and shits about to get steaming All right fatherlands It says here you're really a

deacon does that mean you only have a dress on Sundays oh that way for oh right wait right this stuff itself of course I would never I'm this guy does not need anybody to write this.

Who's gonna rewrite Ghostposts? Yeah, that's true. So now he has delivered that line. Okay. Now it's up to you to say something back to him to trump that. Okay, all three of us are just following. This is only Father Lance's game. You can, like if you can...

You're not on the spot in front of your wife right? Oh Oh, I told about this so he yeah, I allowed him to have some Some time to have his three lines So and as we heard in his in his roast of me He's a vegan and like you have other vegan. He never misses a chance to tell everyone. He's a vegan You gotta see boom Say that again without like that you felt like a little but like a nervous Yeah, loosen up and say it as if you're at a re-wrapped down his vegan hole

You gotta give this to me. Yeah, give them some help guys to deliver that line. All right, no You can keep I think he's got it. I think he's got it. I think he's got it. Just put the word, faggot in front of me. No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that, fun ones.

You'll get excommunicated. Chris, amazing. Like every other vegan. Yeah, yeah, good, good, good. You didn't miss a chance to announce that you're a vegan, even when you're roasting me. Boom! Yeah!

Whoa! The Boom! Yeah! Oh, the show! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Now, could you now, would, like, going head to head with a real possessed person, would you break out the roast method? Yeah, would you?

I don't have the demon room. Yeah. Roast methods. Could that be a way to, like, exercise a real demon in someone's body to like you know Has it has it has a demon ever been exercised by hurting his feelings? All right, let's see what the roast demon has to say about that Do you chop up when you say the body of Christ in your sermons? I don't know Hear that one again not really it wasn't very good body of Christ in your sermons because Gidham does. Ha ha ha.

I don't get that. You want to hear that one again? Not really. It wasn't very good. I don't know if you guys heard it. You looked a little perplexed there. No. You heard it? I heard it.

One more time though. Go ahead. Do you chop up when you say the body of Christ in your sermons? Because Gidham does. Ha ha ha. When you say the body of Christ. Yeah sermons because Gidham does. When you say the body of Christ. Yeah, that was one of the, I don't know, like I said, he was on his own, I don't know why he insert Gidham in air, but.

Because that's what you're doing a roast to take side swipes and stuff. He's on point. So you could tell, you stung him with that, like with your first one. He threw in a Gidham in air, he's like the demon is like reaching him from anywhere. He's really, he's really, he's really, he's getting the that, but your first one. He threw in a good him a nair. The demon is like reaching him if anywhere. He's really, he's really, he's really, he gave him the rope and dope.

Go ahead and you might, you got him on a ropes, father. Well, Chris, you know, we're a lot of like. We both preach. I preach from the pulpit on Sundays and you preach endlessly on your Twitter account. How not to be, how to be offended. All right. Boom.

Yeah, right. Little more emphatic with offended. All right. Boom. Little more emphatic with the bull. Boom. Okay. You like the body delivered? I think I'm gonna second read. It's better on the second read. I'm okay. Relax.

I mean, you know, this is your first time like you said, this is first time in hell. First time meeting a real demon. I can't emphasize enough. Don't say that. So Chris, you and I are a lot alike. You can't emphasize enough, sake, bag. I should just... Don't say that. No. So Chris, you and I are a lot alike. You know, we both preach. I preach from the pulpit on Sunday,

and you preach endlessly from your Twitter account on how to be offended. Boom! Yeah! Oh, man! Oh, that's like, it's basically like holding the crucifix up to the Dracula, what you just did right here. That's how...

He's real, isn't it? That's how a 30 years... It's like a hammer studious film. Here you go. All right. This is the thought. This is Chris's last line So I told him he had this one had to be his best How many guys do you think the Romans nailed on good Friday and how many think they crucified? That's pretty good. You know what? Rose Bush is coming at you with some- You're not telling you, right? No, not at all. And the Romans were well known almost at your will. And Roman Catholic is probably the- and you're not- you're Byzantine. Yeah, yeah. Do you research, Chris?

Well, no, maybe he's just so late. He's been knocked back by your two deliveries. He's senseless. Yeah. So you- you know what? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not. Do your research, Chris. Well, no, maybe maybe he's just so late. He's been knocked back by your two deliveries. Yeah. So you know, you know, which end is on you. If you had a haymaker in there, you read this one. We'll see what happens. Chris, I can't believe you're still here with the impressive heat. I thought a snowflake like you would have melted here a long time ago. Boom! Yeah. That was a fucking chaotic thing.

Wow! There was still like- And also I noticed in the hell's reading room they were giving out copies of Consolation Park. That's punishment! That's punishment! Boom! Oh no!

Holy shit! This father's got teeth. All right, let's see. Were they sent there just so they would burn? Hey Chris, who's your daddy? Father Lance. Boom. You scared?

Do I get to hear what Chris has to say, Brian? No, no, no. I'm dying to hear how he reacts to this Yeah All right father Lance, I guess you're free to move on But I still think you do it all for the free booze on Sundays Brie here's a complimentary burning cross go now Hey coin if you don't want to be damned to fire and burn stone, do yourself a favor. Let your buddy Chris Lodondo, you know, one of these episodes of I'm Brad's Cool Joke, it's just one.

You know? Is that just fucking evil? Seven seasons and I want appearance. That's fucking evil. Alright. I gotta go tell Adam West I'm a vegan over and over again I'm a roast demon bitch Adam West isn't a hell Steer didn't you supply Ladondo with ketamine or did he bring his own he sounds so like out of it?

I said demons like danced around all the time and should. They're like so happy to be evil and in Helen should but he just got rocked. He's just true. So what you think of that? I mean what do you think of that? The roast battle? That battle that well also he threw one out at you about like you know that you might that it's evil that you've kept them off for the impractical jokers for seven seasons. Yeah, rating say otherwise. Every single other thing points too. All right, so you were it looks like the demon said you can move on by the lands. The first demon met. Nice work. Thank you. Down. Now are you gonna boast about this to your buddies back on the team? Oh, yeah.

All right. Because you should. I gotta get a new Casper. Well, man, the CHS mattress got a little wet in the shit, so I gotta get me a new Casper. It's designed by humans for humans. Well, I'll sort of be designed by them. Yeah, I know. Like who else would design anything other than human?

Alien. Maybe aliens. They're like, it's so futuristic. It's so space-age. Yeah, what if you want it more? Angels designed it for heavenly sleep. Oh. Yeah.

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I'm the cuspere.com slash T-E-S-D. If you wanna get a toy box. All right, so we get some, okay, do we got some, okay. So we're ready for puzzle two, father Lance. All right. Can we get this out of my perifil, and we can, is he gonna be here so much for you? Okay, it's like he's just there.

When Gennum comes on, I mean, if you could, you'll see pictures of him. Fuck anyone who is like, Gidham shouldn't be on. Oh no. Anyone man, this guy really, yeah. He is debasing himself right now. I'm like, it's all for, for Tom Steve Dave though.

Yeah, anybody who does does I mean anybody who Who says that gatorum doesn't you know put out for tellm Steve Dave? They can go to hell. Yeah, yeah, and father Lansing coming to rescue Reconciliation part So you ever play a hundred thousand dollars budget or watch the game hundred thousand dollars pyramid by the land sales. How familiar are you with game shows that went off the air for the show? So these this would be you need to say things that blank okay things that blank and I'm going to tell you the words I'm going gonna try to make you say from what I say, things that blank, okay, you ready?

Yeah. Set blisters, fire. Things of burn. Toast. Things of our burn. Champagne quarks. Things of pop. There are no hidden pops!

You know, they're at the light over here. Oh my God. Get in, get in, get in, get in. It's a floating pumpkin. Oh my God. Look at him. I don't know if that effect is going to work with him in the end over there. Really?

Well they're saying he has to get over. He's right there. Is he okay? Well if he just stood nine, it's a little bit balanced to get the effect going. Yeah. No, look at that. They're saying no. Just saying he's gonna knock the green screen down. We've never seen perpetual motion on a green screen

because we're gonna put the fun down. So, I mean, this took hours, right? Get them to make a political decision. Well, let's be fair. You sat in it for hours. That was the first complaint I heard when I got here. It was like like I've been in this shit since three o'clock. You go. So, um, that's Hollywood though. And we didn't start until, yeah, that's Hollywood. Or a record. Like I told them, do you think Peter Mayhew was complaining to George Lucas

when he was in the Jubaka outfit? No, because he had a check in his Jubaka pocket. It wasn't just, do you make money off tell steve they've won you when you and i have asked you to do things have i not compensated you yes you compensate me but not for this particular not for this one we're giving this one away for free given all this footage is going out on the website there's no compensation

that's even more admirable that's a little bit look at this outfit no we are still in hell. I mean does it look like Bob your head around like, you know, and like make it look like you're floating? Are you a Skurg? We gotta get, like, do they still do screen savers? Is that so?

We gotta get just about the screen with his head going on I mean that'll be for the DVD when you hit pause. Yeah, yeah, and just make that like a screen saver All right, so get up you know what you have to tell fire the Lance go to it I'm the Baron now steps back and the demon takes center sneeze so now there's a floating iPad and a floating stylus. Why do you use a stylus? Because it doesn't work through the fingers. Yeah.

Okay, so if I had fingers, you know, I tell the father with the most favorite pastime in hell. You know what the favorite pastime in hell is, don't you? What's that? No, it's the favorite of the nerve. Dislexia. And hell. Oh, nice.

That's right. Come on, man. No, what's the favorite is the nerve dyslexia That's right each one of you guys has to guess at least one I know we're not charging this Lexi a clue and There are but there is no time limit and we have and we have so many examples that we like I said we can be here for categories Yeah, we have categories Q But they're like I I said, you can't lose at this game, though. We've already lost. Yeah, to play it is a loss. All right, so you're, other lands, you get to go first and you're going to head to the team. What are the categories?

We have things, TV TV shows songs and artists and movies which category would you like to choose while they're in hell I'll go with movies movies okay really in hell or no we mean because you go to hell is it hell related stuff no okay no not at all that's just so is that what he is? Yeah, but that's a demon. That's a demon. I don't know what I get demon. He's a pumpkin head. I see demons of you see a disembodied pumpkin head that talks.

Yeah, I mean, it's scary for sure. I mean, I'm not a demon. I mean, I'm sure there's unspeakable things are done to this jackalander by the other demons. Oh, yeah, and by parents. Oh, that's the teachers. that's a jack-off Atlanta. Yeah. Fill up the jackaland or the demons. Fill up the jack-off Atlanta.

Put the candle out. Alright but so but you know what while there is no time limit on how long it takes you to get each guess one correctly you don't have all night so like if he says one and you're sitting there waiting too long I'll say time you have to go on to the next one. Okay you want movies you said right? Yes. Okay. Ready? Yes. Okay. Mr. No Water. Mr. No Water. Exist back to the rules where it's reversed. Mrs. Doubtfire.

Boom! Right off the mic. But that's what I was thinking too. That's what I was thinking too, but I could not like reconcile no end doubt being opposites of each other. If you know something, there is no doubt. So we're not reverse hand anymore. Oh, so it's not no and yes.

It's no doubt. It's no with a silent K. If you know something, there is no. Yeah, he got it. I mean, why are you even picking it apart? He got it the first one. That's why he's the leader of this team. Okay, thankfully.

Yeah. Whoa. What would we do if? What What we do Finally I didn't cast the one that I probably would have gotten big talk. We do have to someone grab the data ready Well, I'm sorry. I let it go. What category do you want then? Yeah? You can't I'll take TV shows like I take movies. There's only one Now there was more, but I don't want you have you know more on I know Fucking little bonus I'm excited about this Lexi I know can't be more excited about it

Happy Well, I'm gonna actually where you're going TV shows. Yeah, about 33 Don't give me the fucking hardest You want it you want to talk shit in hell Yeah, 33 don't give me the fucking hardest No, no, I'm wondering Yeah, no words are fucking hominem and shit. It makes this game even that much more difficult Okay, you're gonna get 33 you're gonna get 33 so Inside language that we share that we You know guys talk about you're getting a 33. Nobody knows we're talking about we're getting

Father Lancers Right yeah shrinking pleasures shrinking pleasures growing things Yeah, what's enough. What's up? Oh, now he's... Okay, now it's up to Q. What are the things? Music or things?

Music of things. I'll go for things. Okay, good, good, good. Light. Shrinking is not so pleasurable. The answer is stiff javelin. Stiff javelin. Floppy disc.

Floppy disc. Floppy disc. Floppy disc. Floppy disc. Floppy disc. Floppy disc. Floppy disc. Floppy disc. Floppy disc. Floppy disc. Floppy disc. right because the opposite of javelin is disc yeah This gets it's good to see you're thinking outside the box like way the fuck So we got it

We figured out your little game Yeah, they think they figured it out so next time then they could play this You know what you know what now it just up did the barrican do that now you're gonna get to rise about making more difficult to fucking help him You know Ratatutes even out here to help me. I don't like your pompous arrogant Posturing over that's what hell is all about boys. You get an answer right in your pompous That's what equates to you're you gotta go again For being a for being a whiny and

What category give him give him things again. He stuck on things. Okay. Give him 38. 38. Not 38. Are you ready, Q? Criticlexia in hell. Bastard caress. Bastard caress.

Well, okay. Oh, look at him. The opposite of Baster could be anything. Really? I can only think of one. Can we help? Legido. No, father Lance, he's on his own. He must pay for his affront.

Bitches lap. Get the fuck out of my face. What? All right, you know what? You can laugh. Get the fuck out of my face. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. What? What? All right, you know what? Again, no humility. You got to go again.

Oh, you'll learn your lesson now. You're doing pretty good. You think these demons just pump once and they're done now? It's endless. It's an endless pump, pump, pump, and dump. Yeah. All right. It tells, so get them. Would. All right. It's also good.

Get them. What you're up, Father Lance, you have a choice, OK? You have to either, you either have to spend eternity in hell with your hand inside Gidham's pants. Or you could send a baby in your place, not with Gidham, but just to crawl around hell a little bit, which do you do? I'll take the ball, bite the ball at the moment.

No babies in hell. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ball at the ball. No babies at all. No, no, no babies in hell. They might cheer the place up a little baby. Everybody likes a baby. All right. Are you ready? Are you ready? We went to the next level of clues. Next this is, you have to pay for what you prefer your instruments. So you forced our hands to the ultimate option. Okay, my Paying means until you get one ride Yes, it's next level if you don't get it right there is no shame. Okay, old Markey what old murky old murky what old murky old murky well the opposite of old could be young one new so who fucking knows that

um what's one of the two yeah so who an opposite of murky is clear so young clear or new clear or nuclear nuclear What an arrogant bastard Since we got video on this. Everybody can see two of your faces. Oh my god. Oh my god. All right. All right. Um. So she can't go to music. Yeah, we're going to go to music. Something you're terrible at.

OK. OK. That's 22. 22? Something you're terrible Okay 22 All right 22 okay Thick heterosexual male three pointer. No, no, no three pointer was just that's not much. It was worth. Oh No, three pointer was just that's not much it was worth. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Was that... Was that your high school nickname, too? Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, what is that without the... Yeah, don't say three pointer.

Thick heterosexual male. Musical clue. Thick heterosexual male. Thick? So... Well, thin gay female would be the most logical. Yeah, because it's thick at thin. It's the same.

So we'll go thin. Oh, I know what it is. So thin heterosexual male. Thick heterosexual. I don't know time thin Lizzie It's then Lizzie, but you're cute still asked to go you didn't get it right So wait, so now you have to go again until he gets it right? Yeah, it's more. Yes, you get right. All right Okay, I'm glad I should nothing but humility

What about A? What about A? Okay. Yeah, movies kill. Okay. Alright. Calm minimum. Calm minimum. What's it going?

It is. Calm. Something's going to say that I like it like this is music to no this is a movie It's a movie come minimum Mad Max Well done and I like the way you said it and you didn't look over here to give me a face Just kept staring straight ahead nothing resembling pride We can move on Feel defeated One yet somewhere it's so empty

All right Spotted ants you are free to move on to the next level goodbye Are you staying here? Don't we see that make All right to the next level. Goodbye. Are you staying here? Well, don't wasting that makeup on you. All right, next little thing we do, so okay. You defeat it, the demon roaster. You defeat it, the pumpkin, the floating pumpkin, the disembodied pumpkin.

Do you have like bones in your neck? It looks like somebody's like just moving and like a fence post There's no there's no flexibility Yeah, keep talking do that thing do that thing get them up people do like they move their head from side to side and shit Like that you're moving your whole body though some people can do it just their head Can you do that you got that dance moving you? I'm all too white. I love you

You do that, you got that dance move in you? No, I, I, you're all too white all you. Nothing in me. So can any of you girls do that dance, that, that, that, that dance move with the neck, and now, hmm, how about you guys? You guys look like your dancers. Yeah, he's got it. Get him, watch him.

He can do it, see? Okay, yeah, he can do it, not me though. Can you do a whole popping and locking thing? No? I can't move that. It's any great dance work. I do have though. What's that't move that much. It's in a break down, so I do have, though. What's that?

Tell you what I do have, listen. Dislexia record, that would put me in the hole of fame. Yeah, you do. And now that it's over, you can. You can brag. Oh, you guys hear that? Mm-hmm. Can we listen?

Do you hear it? Yes. Something's in the distance. It's getting louder. It's's cues car he's driving away what what's that noise oh no nice self comics just when you thought the pizza hell couldn't get any deeper that's right the two headed demon I sell comics is here And let me get up here so not the only two headed thing in the room It was guys are

Too nice This this test father Lance is you don't have to play a game You don't have to solve a room. You just have to listen to an episode of Isle of God. Yes. And imagine the whole time. That's what it is. Is that what it is? That's what it is. It's an episode of Isle of God.

And you just have to simply listen to it, Father Lance. Does he have to picture those two go and ask to ask or not? Now, if you want to make comments, tell me to pause it. And I'll pause it so you can. I'm sure you're going to have plenty of comments. Tell me to pause it and I'll pause it so you so you can I'm sure you're gonna have plenty of comments and but this is it. Oh you gotta do this is this is inception level of podcasting. A podcast is in a podcast right now. Inhale with a green screen. You're ready? Okay so this is what you gotta do is just listen to this podcast and you can move on. Simple, right? Would you rather listen to this or send a baby to home?

I know my answer. Oh, it's a no brainer. This is more interesting than the first one. I don't know what I'm talking about. Special eyes don't comment. Or should I say, I hell comment. Broadcasting for the pits of hell. It's pretty good.

Mike, how's it feel to be on hell? It's really very comfortable, man. It's nice down here. I gotta be honest. I see a lot of... It's all I'm assuming they're in bed together. And it's rattling like it did in the exercise. It's rattling like it did in the exercise. You, I mean, father, I mean, I feel bad for you.

I know you didn't sign up for this, but, you know. Do you frown upon their lifestyle father Lance Mike and me They're coming. I'm okay. It's hate the center right? No, right. No hate the center Yeah, the ongoing sin happening right now Right now as you're watching it. It's going on What's happening? It's going on Oh, the light is going up. It's happening. What's going on?

Did this my third great teacher over there? It is all right. Nice. You're very, very cool then. I'm glad you're enjoying it. Thank you. OK, Mike, the theme of today's I Still Commenters, Devil-related comic book characters.

I'm going to read you what I consider to be the all-time top five Devil comic book characters. Let's see if you agree or disagree. You ready? Let's go, man. Okay, number five. Son of Satan. I mean, one more can be said. The son of Satan, the spawn of Satan, came from his loins. Number five. I mean, that's not- Well, what can- wait, I think so. What more can be said than you're saying the same thing three times? In just slightly different words name the character with no discussion Definitely like you you can tell me to stop whenever you have a comment, bro. You don't hold it in right

Yeah, it'll get me sick Yeah, this is why you're no balsam I mean he can't he can't damn them, but you can right oh, I definitely I would become a priest just to damn Whatever it is you have to do that's what I would do. Can you exercise whatever unfunny spirit is at least two Maybe like instill some level of humor. It's insane, right? Okay, can you introduce the spirit to me? Oh, you better watch it. You know what with the man every day Yeah, until Mike's here. I'm gonna put it on again.

Or unless anything fried is in the vicinity. It's a fried hot dog. You ready to continue? Okay, so. It's good so far. Pay attention, Father Lance. Good. Actually, Damien Heilstrom, one of my... He would have been my...

Probably a little bit higher on this list, but Damien Heilstrom, Zona Satan, he appeared in Ghost... Wait, so there are almost 300 episodes in the Isle comics. And Ming doesn't know his name. The Zona Satan's name. Like Mike has to actually name the guy. What does it mean? It doesn't mean only comic books.

The main is a part owner of a comic bookstore. How did this guy get his bonafites? I don't know. He's more into the coffee. More into the coffee and champagne aspects. Because is it not what people come to a comic bookstore? What do you mean, she's more? I think there's a bar too.

They have an alcohol license, yeah. Oh, that's pretty cool. Like with me and Mike, it's always New Year's Eve. Yeah. Continue? I guess. all I since you. Oh that's pretty cool. With me and Mike it's always New Year's Eve. Continue? I guess. It's about 15 minutes long. Shut the fuck up. Try to number one. Very cool character. So very good pick me. Very nice. You got to agree with that pick. You know what stuff we've got fuck up we got to start over again Put it down It's how we want

This is a good song them this is probably an accurate representation I don't I stone, or should I say? I Hell comment broadcasting for the pits of hell. Mike, how's it feel to be in hell? It's a really very comfortable thing. It's nice down here. I gotta be honest. I see a lot of people in it.

I had to start it over then. It was something important I was missed. This guy can wrap like nobody's business. It's my third great teacher over there. Who's all right? Nice. Very, very cool then. I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Thank you. Okay Mike, the theme of today's I Still Comics is devil-related comic book characters. I'm going to read you what I consider to be the all-time top five devil comic book characters. Let's see if you agree or disagree. You ready? Let's go, man. Okay, number 5. Son of Satan.

I mean, what more can be said? The son of Satan, the son of Satan, came from his loyent. Number 5. I mean, that's the obvious pick, isn't it? Actually, Damien Heilstorm, one of my... He would have been my probably a little bit higher on this list, but Damien Heilstorm, son of, I appeared in Ghost Rider number one. What do they call it? The Joel Helstrom. No, eat, but who's the son of?

Satan. Sunsate. Okay, I got it. Remember that guy? Yeah, I just thought that I wasn't clear on the name. He's like a good guy though, right? Right. Yeah. Oh, you know the character. Oh, where will find I?ored Dracula right all right isn't your your kid's name is Damien doesn't it no I thought you said it was Damien who's Damien who are you on the phone with Damien before oh Damien what oh the Scoutmaster yes Scoutmaster oh my god the scouting of preschool scouting of preschool walking to a bar ready even made it into the new event. So, very good pick, man.

Very nice. OK, number four. Hot stuff. A little devil. A demon and a diaper. Come on, Mike. You got to agree with that, pick. You know what hot stuff?

It got kids back in the 1950s inadvertently worshipping the devil. So I think that that's a great pick, man. Isn't like, I mean, a lot of times people die when they're old right so you would assume a lot of those demons are wearing diapers. Yeah, but the hot stuff was a baby though. So there are there are babies in hell then. You guys must let us. Well it's hot stuff.

So that's not real life right? Now he was more like a like a ten year old. Plus you wouldn't have to wear a diaper they want that stuff falling out all over the place. They don't want to keep it in the diaper. They want it to fall all over the damn. So it's only when they come to an earthly plane that they're like, how we better diaper out? Because it doesn't fly like it does down in hell. And number three, Daredevil. I know it's technically not a character related to the real devil, but the costume, the name, it just made us write it included among this list. You know what I'm gonna give you this one because I mean Daredevil is the devil of Hell's Kitchen.

I love Daredevil, I love Mad Mordon. Great character. I love you Ming. Just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just We've got like two minutes without making out You know what I'm concerned about Mike's comfortable and how that means all that exposure to Ming is conditioned him Because because Ming if is living hell right yeah, well also like with out of conscience Or like like he's like hey solace. He's not real human Shows that he's been acclimated Continue

Yeah, I mean it's fucking awesome So far Ming is named three characters and Mike has agreed yeah and Ming has named the same character in different ways three times And one character is super hero not a whole lot of them there are some lines But not a whole hell of a lot of, you know, handicapped Superheroes. At number two, we're gonna go to spawn. Hell Simmons went to hell, came back, caused a lot of controversy when he came out. Parents were up in arms, Todd McPherson said, you know what? I don't care.

Guys from hell, hellish, hellish imagery. It's all hell. You know. There you go, we are. Hell. Guys from hell hellish, hellish imagery You know There you go we are hell You don't want to put your pants back on? Go to hell Mike Like yeah, I mean What is wrong with these guys? They've been doing this shit for years

Years He's so concerned with the presentation like hell hellish hellbound hell spawn What do you think you can argue that spawn is the It was a backbone of image comics back in the 90s very hellish character Come on came back brought hell for love That's I mean that's hell there was a small question in my mind as to why I sell comics wasn't signing at the Blue Juice booth. That question has been answered. No, you don't like that one? You don't like that one, Barry?

The Baron doesn't judge. Only on dyslexia. I mean that's pretty metal, right? You can't get any more. You can't get any more. You can't get any more. You can't get any more. You can't get any more. You can't get any more. You can't get any more. You can't get any more.

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Red right hand. Cut off the horns. Straight from hell. Why is just describing things that everyone can see? What the fuck? Let me tell you about this comic I see over there. Hit him? Hellboy.

How do you make this movie? Where is a brown coat? Hellboy. How do you get him? How do you get him? How do you get him? How do you get him? How do you get him? How do you get him? How do you get him? How do you get him? How do you get him? How do you get him? How do you get him?

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I assume they're playing it up for this one wood assume song, but they're not. They are told to do whatever they wanted to do. Yeah, but they knew they were torturing us. But they know that every week when they put out their pod. I'm just trying to help them out. This is the two-headed theme. I also forgot to mention, this is the two-headed demon I mentioned earlier, like him. Yeah.

Nobody draws a character and the shading and the shadows. If they're not fucking around, if they're not fucking around, I swear to God, I'm Paul and Kevin, I'm gonna be like, look, man, we're embarrassing all of this. Like, entertaining the nonsense that these two do shag to pull out on on weekly basis. It's not right for anyone Like don't indulge them

Father I think you should muskle your right hand Even even hell can only withstand so much Is your son? Right hand help like these are gonna have to cut it out. So I'm not gonna bother Oh, thank you. I almost forgot that Whenever he's about to say You don't forget about rescue and oh, well, how could I? Let's talk at length about a tertiary character

in the fucking hellboys here. What the fuck? This is worse than dyslexia. We were out of sighting deeper in hell. No, it's not. It's not gonna get easy. You know, we sort of be easy. Like I thought when you went underground like deep

enough, that's where hell was, but it turns out no, you keep going. You come out on the other side in China where Ming is. And that's truly hell. Game stopwap and you're paying the money. It's worth it. Midwives, one of the people that helped help birth them that's pretty bad ass. That's again, Rasputin You didn't you didn't mention You're gonna be a cool idiot man. I Remembered recipe. Can you cut that out? Everyone's gonna think I didn't remember rescue

Well, I was just about to say his name five times Russian guy long beard, Rasputin. Well, he's the one who edits the episode so he can technically edit it. That's the pin. Yeah. What? He heard you saying they heard they can hear everything. This is live.

There are no other rooms. Oh, the bathroom? That I do believe. No. No. No. No. No.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Wait, the morning a little scared for a second? I'm a scared. All right, everybody, and that wraps up this special episode of Isle Comics. I hell comics. I hell comics. Thank you very much, and Mike.

There you go. Hope you're paying attention, Fatherlands. Is it possible? Is it possible if you're a mind not to wander the second you hear either of those voices? Where you're just like you're in a better place, you know? You leave your body, you disassociate, right? You got it. You got it. All right Father Lance, were you playing attention? I was. Because you have to answer two questions about the podcast you just listened to. Rest but not the first question.

Hell hell as you. The first question is why? All right. Might give you the answers to these questions. If you're paying attention, this is easy. Name the issue title. Issue number and title of the first appearance of Son of Satan. Might told you in the podcast

That's why I let you listen to it twice. Go strider number one. Oh You're halfway there Father Lance You're did you know that already? We're going back there back in the Telego This is the bright guy for this job. I mean yeah, I mean the band don't wouldn't want some Rookie coming down. Oh, man, so I don't want you know, I could I call them in now I was gonna just have you guys do it by knew you wouldn't get those answers

No, definitely not even after he just said it You know what especially because But that's like that cocky because because you're feeling that answer one more. You don't fall into the same trap cue fill into. Stara head, don't think Lance. Don't say anything, but I'll ask you. Put on the juicin mask. The title and number of issue of Hellboy's first appearance.

Mike told you it. Next, men 21. Whoa, recipe. Whoa, nice work. I mean, were you really listening? I also am a warrior. Okay.

Okay. What's the artist who did that though? It was actually, I was gonna let you go, but it's actually some but's name name. John Burns next month. Very good. Very good. And you know what? And there's no level of like arrogance in it.

It's just, it's just the one thing. You know what I'm's no level of like arrogance in it Actually job Not when you're in hell you you you dies down You know you don't learn something you know be there. Yeah We go right back to the selection. We got plenty clues clue if you want to No, I'm shit. I'm nothing All right Congrats father you are moving on to the last demon Or is it a demon hold on what's what's going on? We hear that noise?

Where's my phone What's going on? We hear that noise? Where's my phone? The last the it's I don't know if it is a demon father Lance. Let's listen to what's coming down the Yep Heart what's that noise? Who? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What Who could this be and be with wings that flutter and carry perfection? Oh yeah! Who, who can it be?

Who? Who? It's Hal. Well then, eight to be done. That's right, it's me, Sunday Jeff. Okay, Father Lance, your final task to reach the Baron Soul is to Salva Riddle. But to hear the Riddle, you got to play a little mini version of what would Sunday Jeff do. That's right.

Do you ever remember this game, uh, Father Lance? What would, what would Sunday Jeff do? So you must get two at a three questions correct of this fan favorite game. What would Sunday Jeff do? And obviously an angel resides in hell, right? Yes. So they Jeff's down here? Yes.

No, a Christ killer resides in hell. As he should, right? This is what you're saying? Okay, can you find... Oh, you're... Can you find... Okay, you got it already? All right.

All right. So the premise of the game is I gave, I gave, I gave, Sunday Jeff a question. He gave me an answer, but there's three answers. Only one is correct. Okay. All right. Now, hopefully one is not about whether or not there was a mini golf course by the trend. I asked Jeff, what kind of tree would you be?

Here are some of the possible answers. You can confer with your altar voice. A palm tree because he likes to jerk off. An apple tree. It's the all-American tree. Washington cut one down. But I believe an apple tree. It's the all-American tree. Washington cut one down, but I believe an apple tree. It's the all-American tree. Washington cut one down But I believe it or not. I'm not a fan of the taste

Of apple trees, so he George Washington cut down a cherry tree not an apple Did Sunday there you go I wish you lived in Jersey there, and I really do. Yeah, he doesn't like. He doesn't invoke Johnny Apples. He's obvious. Fucking go to.

The pussy willow tree. I actually like to smell a pussy willow. I have a candle. Those pussy willow. He has a pussy willow candle? All right. Or oak. Oaks got the hardwood. I like hardwood. Wait, this is Sunday Jeff not miciming right? Alright, so here is your... Want me to read that back again? I asked Sunday Jeff, what kind of tree would you be? Apple tree. It's the all-American tree. cut one down but believe it or not I'm not a fan of the taste. Pussy willow tree. I actually like

the smell of pussy willow. I have a candle. Oak. Oaks got the hardwood. I like hard wood. Now you can confer with your with your altar boys here. They don't study Jeff a bit better. Sunday Jeff isn't like an hard way he is again now so now he is the type of guy that would Mix up cherry and apple though, and I don't right now. Don't see him having a pussy will a candle They don't exist. How do you know? Okay, you want play dyslexia Man I'm not the same. You want me to just send you a ton of words. Oh, this shit, man. Dude, keep it.

We expect to believe you even see you in the UK, can't we? Yeah, well, the last time you walked in the UK, can't hold on. I brought candles all the time. And you don't think there's a pussy with a candle? I don't think there's a raise. You know the problem. I already had a tough pussy with my dad. There's no such thing.

The mess up with George Washington gives it away. That is something, Jeff. Hold on now. You have a, your brides back there. I'm going to you have it, you're Brian's bad dude. You can confirm. I'm gonna look up Pussy Willow tree, or Pussy Willow candle. Well, that's cheating, no. Is that cheating?

Yeah, you're gonna put it in the poll. But I thought you said a tree. Is that a tree? Is that a tree? No. Do you see Sunday Jeff going up by and saying candles? No, no. I don't see him buying candles.

Unless they're like Hanukkah candles, maybe. Weeping Willow is a tree, but a Pussy Willow's not a tree. What's a Willow's like, yeah, it's like elephant grass. I don't see him buying candles unless they're like Hanukkah candles and maybe a weeping well as a tree but a pussy will is not a tree. What's your name? Yeah, it's like elephant grass. Like a busher. Yeah, it's a tall stalk with like a pothody with those things on the end. Yeah, you're thinking of a cat kale, but a pussy well as a tree has a little bud.

Yeah, it's like these little gray bits. All right, all right, all right. Pussy will stand on pussy well as something different. I guess Stan, I hope you see what I'm doing. Father Lance, you've conferred with your altar boys but you must get the final answer. Yeah I think the the apple cherry thing is classics and that's how I feel. Number one. Number one you're gonna say when I ask Sunday Jeff what kind of tree would you be? Apple tree. It's the all American tree. Washington cut one down but believe or not, I'm not a fan of the taste

That sounds like that's exactly what he would say Do I should I reveal it now or should we do all of them at once? Reveal it now yeah, okay here I Like to be an oak tree. Oh, folks got the hardwood. I like the hardwood But that makes him sound kind of gay, right? Yeah, but he's not. What do you guys know, man? He doesn't care if that he's like,

he says he likes hardwood. Doesn't mean he's going dirty. Just means like in his furniture, he likes, like. Oh yeah. He's like, I like a nice Brazilian hardwood. Shit, he's talking about Cox. No. Which is really strange, I think.

I think. I mean, not even like, I like having hardwood. It's like, I like. You know what? It's a about Cox. No, he's not. Which is really strange, I think. Not even like I like having hardwood. It's like I like. You know what? It's a final answer. We've got to let that one go, because you got to get the next two right to move on. Uh-oh. Oh, he's one.

So you can't mess this one up anymore. All right. I asked on the Jeff, what would you do if I told you that you, me, everyone you've ever known are robots, robots that are hooked into an artificial intelligence and that this life isn't real but a simulated program. He's like, so the matrix. Are you saying we're in the matrix? Also, what's a robot? Yeah.

Oh, you said an island guy. Robot. The way I pronounce it. That's bad then. Let's go. Let's go. What's a robot? You know what? That's not the way I pronounce it. That's bad then. Let's go with a roll. You don't have to be full again.

Let's go back to a little dislike scene before we go on to that. The Mid and Lantic Accent is one of the most popular actions. Here's a movie one for you. Mr. No Water. Mr. No Water. That was the first one, Father Lansky. He's got fire. All right, satisfied works. Satisfied works. Satisfied works. Satisfied works.

Oh, I don't know this one. All right. I just want you to admit it. Hunger games. All right. Let's go back to to the question. Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. I'm just like the way that you just see the way his eye. He didn't even look up at me. Right. You broke him. He was like a puppy. You cowed him. Yeah.

He knows what he did wrong. He was not saying. Yeah. Look at your nose. Rubbed it. Rubbed it right in the carpet. Yeah. All right.

So Sunday, so Sunday,'s answer to I asked him What if I told you that we were all robots? You I Everyone you know I don't know if the opposite of works is game Either work works. Yeah, you don't have to learn your lesson man He's like fucking Judd Nelson and breakfast club. Oh, fuck it! I don't get it right.

We just move on. It doesn't matter anymore. We're just... You can't do anything to me that hasn't earned anything done. Alright, father Lance. I'm like fucking Steve McQueen. I'm like, you have mommy and the cooler. Here's what, here's the possible. One of these is the real answer.

I would say it all makes sense now. Now I realize why everyone is so beep. I don't wanna curse it for you. So beeped up. They were put together wrong. That's a possible answer one. Possible answer two. I'd say it doesn't, it doesn't,

I'd say it doesn't make a difference.'t. I'd say it doesn't make a difference. We act like robots and it's been a problem for a long time. Whoa. Number three. Am I human or a robot? I don't know. I'd make a good toaster. Let me read those again now for you. I would say it all makes sense now. Now I realize why everyone is so beaped up. They were put together wrong. Number two, I'd say, doesn't make a difference. We act like robots and it's been a problem for a long time.

Or am I human or a robot? I don't know. I'd make a good toaster. I know, I think too Which was we act like robots has been a problem for a long time because if he's in a cranky mood He can he can sound like that. No if he's come out gently Are the are we thinking about it wrong like do you think when Walt asked any questions? He was like just Just shoot not so that also depends on how long they had been on each other because it could be at that point.

They could be angry at each other and yelling. So as he's shooting out, like there's short answers. Or whatever. So you don't get done with this. So yeah, I like hardwood. I'm a tester. You know, I don't know. Yeah.

I defer to you too. I think too, but could be anything. Right. Yeah, I would go with two as well. But yeah, I could see him saying the toaster thing. Two. It's up to you, Fuddlins. We'll go with two. You shouldn't go with three. Three. One. One. Go on one. Oh, one.

Let's do it. Everyone wants one. I would say it all makes sense now. Now I realize why everybody's so fucked up. They were put together wrong. Correct. Very good. Nice work, man.

I swear it's from the legs. Woo. Actually, like George Washington cutting down that upper tree. You don't tell any lies You know, that's okay. We're a little it's a little bit like wrestling, but you know, so what we had to we had to because I get I was out of it Are you gonna get this one right too? Okay, I asked this last question too if you could have one top secret file or Vielding full to you by the government Which file would you choose?

So he's going to get all the redacted files on one thing. Which file would Sunday Jeff most like to read? What did he say? I choose the Roswell incident. I choose the Roswell incident to see if it really did happen. And if there are really our aliens in Area 51. Or did he say, I'd choose the Kennedy file. I just don't think Oswald could make that shot.

Or three. I'd want to see the file about this last election. If Russia did it, we gotta do something. Stop it all this pussy shit, sorry father. And lay it all out. shit. Sorry father. It laid all out You don't know what's in the mind of a guy who thinks that like Jesus hasn't come already, right? I mean what do you say about a guy like that? Go on say it I don't know he cursed the last one. I don't think I now think that he's old one of written

pussy to say in front of you on His own I think something Jeff would have had to say that he's more in the correct one last time that's what I'm saying That's what makes it the correct one because Walt would have right a fake one right. It's also a variety in it It's also current. Yeah, yeah, so I see him being mad about that. Yeah, anything with vulgarity is not wolf lining. It's also current. Yeah. Yeah. So I see him being mad about that. Yeah. Anything with vulgarity is not wolf-living. It's the, so it's the Kennedy thing, the Rosewell thing, and the Rosewell thing is definitely you. So it's either Kennedy or Russia. All right, Father Lance. What are you gonna say? Copy three. No way is Walt cursing. No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay.

With that stylus down. So we'll say in three. I wouldn't if I were you. Is it Kennedy? Oh, boy. I wouldn't take any of your ultra boys or your advice. Uh-oh. This is Roswell.

Oh, Roswell. Oh, you're gonna let you in. He said I'd like to talk to all my friends. just as roswell roswell that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that No. That was getting a hard time. I was like, come on, you got to give me more than that. He was annoyed at that point. Are you in yellow? Okay. All right. All right.

So you did get two out of three right. Let's see now. Sure. Okay, that would be this one, right? No, that's fine. Number four. No, yeah, because he's going to, he's going to tell him the real aspect.

This is where the yelling comes in. Okay, you ready? Let's see gonna, he's gonna tell him the real he has to go. This is where the yelling comes in Okay, you're ready. Let's hear what let's hear what the angel Jeff has to say Congratulations, you're moving on. Okay, get this rid of right and you move on to the final challenge. You ready? You must solve the riddle of the minigaw of course that never was Nah, I'm just fucking with you. Here's the real riddle. I am greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have me and the rich need me.

If you eat me, you will die. What am I? Play that one more time? I'll read it to you again. Just read it to play again a little through I okay here's the real real here's the riddle I am greater than God and more evil than the devil the poor half me and the rich need me if you eat me you will die what am I can help you can help him guys. If we could, I would help him. Poor have me.

The rich need me. So it rolls out bed bugs because nobody needs bed bugs. I am greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have me and the rich need me. If you eat me, you will die. What am I? You're rich, Q. What do you need? I know the answer. Your poor, didn't we have? The answer is nothing. We're having nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Are you gonna go with cues? I will go with cues nothing.

Let us hear from Sunday Jeff. That's right. The answer is nothing. Yeah. Nothing is greater than God. Nothing is more evil than the devil. The poor have nothing. The rich need nothing. And if you eat nothing, you'll die. Congrats, Rodray. You bested all of hell, but in hell,

there's always a twist, as the Baron is about to explain. That's right. I knew it. There is a twist. What did you guys use for the effects of that fluttering? That was deck one. That was it. Yeah, deck one did a great job.

It's him falling down the stairs. Oh no! That was a... Yeah. Declan did a great job. Tim fallen down the stairs. Oh no! Oh no! I fell in love with him. You know, it loves me. I won't be found for weeks. All right.

There is a twist. But before I reveal the twist, now is the time for any listeners who have a crushing kiss and devil skulls to hold them up to your phone or computer. Okay, hurry up. And if you don't, it's time for you to order them quickly. Yeah, you have an order one, quickly order one at telephosy episode. Tell them Steve Dave, dot merge table, dot com. We are sitting on a ton of skulls.

We need the person to move. We got to move them. That's where this whole episode may sound like a commercial for skulls. Because it is. Yeah, we are sitting on a hefty, heft a commercial for skulls because it is Yeah, we were sitting on a hefty hefty supply of skulls So if you have an order one go order one right now because I'm about to reveal the big giveaway So Um, first off, I gotta be honest with you, Father Lance. I haven't been exactly truthful.

The Baron Soul was never imprisoned in hell. Oh, there's a hell of a twist. Oh, you stupid. I gotta do it though, right? You're being an idiot. I'm never gonna believe anything the Baron says again. That was a lie, but what wasn't a lie was that every time the Baron tells a fact, his soul comes one step closer to being trapped in hell.

That was true. But the Baron came up with a plan. See, the Baron doesn't have to ever worry again about losing his soul like a revealing it at one of his facts. Because when I play this next clip, it's going to trigger those mini skulls, these. And anyone who brought one is going to lose their soul to the Baron, and all those mini skulls, these. And anyone who brought one is gonna lose their soul to the Baron. And all those mini skulls are gonna act like conduits. And the best thing about it is they paid for the privilege for me to have their soul.

Oh, yeah. Let's play the clip and once you hear it, you'll understand what's about to happen. I'm gonna forget it's time it's time time Time for the big giveaway. All you lucky kids who push me to school. I'm the rock star. Listen. Listen. So much for the baby period here. On that one. I'm not a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man, I'm a real man That is a stock maker. And all the souls.

We saw the couple, we not enough. But even if they were ordered it, yes, I still got it. All right, all right. Wow. So there it is. Oh, hopefully, what's the giveaway? Oh, the giveaway was, they gave their souls to me. That was the big

Twist I don't know how I tricked the buying one before this is no returns I own it. I own all the salt and the father you didn't buy a skull did you do oh? No You don't have to clutch is only one way to get that soul back just flex you You want a skull I didn't think you would buy a skull. I thought it was, I didn't think there was any way in heck you would buy a skull. Yeah, I bought the T-shirt skull combo, man, I guess.

For a reason. He's wearing the shirt. I know you were in a shirt, but you could buy the shirt without the skull. I thought for sure you wouldn't buy it. And you know what? I'll work something out with you. We're going to give your soul back to you.

But nobody else. Why would he not give you a skull? He's like, what about the money? I'll work something out with you. We're gonna give your soul back to you. When nobody else gets your soul back. He's like, what about the money? So I'm good. I got a shit load of souls now. So I think it's going to say hell. So now I can say as many facts as I want, whenever I want, a cloud weighs a million pounds,

butterflies drink blood, you know, all everything, all that. You're fast and loose with them right now, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, because I mean, everybody who bought a skull, you're soulless. Wow. Yes, what do you care that you heard these facts already? I mean, no.

No. Get them, did you buy a skull? I was a given one. I wouldn't want his soul anyway. No, right. I think so. How twisted and like grotesque it must be. What did we sell him that sacked his dignity?

What's up? What did we sell him that stole his dignity? I just a chance to be on television. Yeah, a chance. Well, that's it. Wow. I can't thank you enough for coming down. I can't thank you enough for coming down. I can't thank you enough for coming down.

How do we have the extras? Oh, you guys have a mission. Yeah, he did this. He did this. This isn't get him look like the before photo of Andy Circus. So we're selling. Q, are you ready? I'm ready for this research.

Scholarly. This is insane. Research. Because we didn't do any research after that first email So after a lot of searching I finally found a Scholar who actually knew something about holy shit Tibetan skulls, okay, so this is Bertold Lawfer who was the curator of anthropology at the field museum of natural history in Chicago from 1923 this his work is from oh wow so he's not around anymore no no okay gone gone he wouldn't be if he gave five dollars to the skull

so if your my last time was on we were talking about it and I said well this is looks different than most of the ones you see out there. Well there's a reason for that. Why it's different because most of the ones you know how the top comes off you can drink wine on the top of the skull because you're trying to imbu the spirit of the person. Right that's you better not be debunking this. That's like pissing all over the party. That's a Halloween party song. No, this is pretty, this is cool. All right, it's cooler. So when the school, the bunk, the bunk, when the skull, he's a real Lexus. He can't be put his name on the line. When the school light twice about like games and shit. Well, that's true. You know what that's, you know what? Sometimes you do whatever you can when you're trying to get out of hell,

right? Do you go to confession? Oh, yeah. So you confess stuff to a person you know or like a random guy? No, I got it. Fruit flies in October? Jesus, no one you know. It's hell, man.

You think flies are everywhere. You're laying eggs in your bottom. I know. I didn't get in there. Don't worry about it. You'll lay an egg in your bottom. I know. I know. How did they get in there? I'm like, oh. Another egg.

I'm sure, I'll hopefully right now, there's a million flies behind us. Spraying out. All right, what is this? So part of this is fact, part of it is my conjecture. Okay. Okay. So. Like a jack. The skulls like this, the top doesn't come off.

Okay. A special class of, he writes, the skulls that didn't weren't removable were the skulls of killed enemies. And they were about to put your Nysel comics father come on Cut to the chase So the wreath of skulls surmount about the skulls the thunder this is a fellow So that's that's what they put on and they were set out as a warrant. That's beautiful. Okay Okay Legend he was killed

Okay, so he was killed. Right. Right. So in 1887, Catholic missionaries were killed by the lawmists in Tibet, which rose up against them. And so my feeling, and then of course, so, and how did it get to America. So I think what you have is the skull of a martyred Catholic missionary. Hitler said Hitler. Oh, I learned something new every day.

Whoa. Hitler sent an expedition to Tibet in 1938, not specifically to to find this skull to get this particular skull, but they looted the crap out of Tibet when they're this they stole this. This is Hitler's skull. No, no, I'm saying I believe it was the Catholic missionary that was killed. I see this is a skull that alluded Hitler though. And I believe Nazis brought it back with that expedition. They looted a bunch of Tibetan artifacts. Yeah, and then American GI brings it back to America

Pennsylvania, and that's how it ends up much more plausible, right? It is I mean less exciting With that with that or eat or you praise you But the guy the guy with... Catholic missionary killed. Wait, is the guy killed bad? They, well, that was the missionary evil. Like, maybe he was killing Tibetan kids or something. He was like a double agent.

I just think they were ticked there. That's my congenital. Obviously, guys, when he mentions the word Hitler, we're gonna have some nice black and white footage of the, of, of, of... Not a swastika. Yeah, yeah, just some, there's just some of the crowd. People marching. What about what about it? What about like a child in the end Frank costume. Right? So,

like that. So, obviously, the people that you know brought the Nazis brought it back, the GI, they must have known the story because now here is the blessing that the Buddhists use on these goals. Okay. And why, you know, they knew about to give it money You're gonna give it a blessing? No, no Okay, what the Buddhist in Tibet The blessing they pronounce in these goals and why people you know why when you when you picked it up Yeah, people are still money at it. So do you mind if I read it? It says mechileca high So the Buddhist would have written on these goals descending from the wide expanse of heaven Amitabha who art wise who are the Lord of wealth,

whose body is voluminous as the sun, who art full of precious sayings, thou with ornaments and garments of jewels, grant me thy blessing, mighty one, grant me might, bless me thou powerful one, thou glorious one, grant me blessings, Lord of life, give me life, Lord of riches, give me wealth,

conferr in me endless amount of all desirable worldly blessings. Then always go with hard wood. Well, I think you missed the line, Eric also says, and to get your mini skull, go to tellandrachee.marchtable.com. It was part of your research. Hi, there you go. All right. Yeah, because I mean, if you...

This is how we're able to put stuff on like this like people going in and supporting to some of the some of the options we really must have a lot of skulls left over yeah I'm not kidding around yeah we we got a lot of skulls so you know I mean that suit must have, about a skull and a half. Right. Skull and a half. This is what a skull and a half can provide to you. All right. A lot of them.

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