Tell Em Steve-Dave - #356: Better Late Than Never

Episode Date: November 11, 2017

Bry & Q return from the high seas. Walt offers up frowning disapproval of Bry’s life choices. Music: Atragon - I, Necromancer

Where does it stop Walt? Where does it stop? When it stops being funny. It's part of fucker. You have to treat everybody, everybody's real the same. My entire existence is built on deputies, so... Ha ha ha ha! Tell him Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. We are BAK! Post Halloween video. Walt while he said you're very happy with it. You're excited. Alone away by the

Brian Rupert and his buddy Steve and the other guy who I can't remember his name. I feel bad, but he was a Pittsburgh penguin fan. They They fucking the essentials nailed it and uh yeah I couldn't be happier with it. Right. Do you really feel bad about not remembering the third ghost name? I do because he was a nice guy and he wasn't nice guy. Yeah they're all nice guys but I yeah but he was not as memorable. No he's definitely memorable. I remember he was a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. Right. It's probably more about the penguins than about him though. Yeah, yeah Your devils are doing well. I hear

Is that a jinx? Yeah, I just jinxed you. Yeah, yeah as usual as soon as you mentioned a devil. I heard it from someone else Yeah, but there's a history when you mentioned the devils Things don't go well for them. I'm like a cooler like a hockey cooler. Like if I go to a devil's game Yeah, they look up in the stands and I'm like raw raw and then they lose game over. Yeah So there was a big uh, there's a big response to your um your anti shut up sage It's okay Sage is here you want to say hi? No, I want to say anything.

You're now your nervous. There was a big response to your overbite shaming. To the commercial about your overbite shaming. Yeah, I feel like- Big response where? On Twitter. I got some emails. There are a lot of people who are equally as proud of their overbites and feel that you're in the right,

that there should be no shaming going on. Well, I mean, if there's no body shaming, there really shouldn't be any teeth shaming. It's part of the body, right? It's a very important part without your teeth. I mean, if you're asking me a last three girlfriends, then now. It's a domestic violence.

But come on. Oh, was that what that was? Yeah, I thought you were talking about the quality girls. I saw it there. No, you're not your teeth. Yes. Oh, OK, I got it. Wait, I'd like to back up, yeah, that's a better job.

But you can't live the same quality of life you're living right now without any teeth cue. I don't know if you realize this. I have a dramatic dramatically. Three. I've formed plants and like five caps, most of my teeth are fake. Right, but if they were gone gone but if they were gone yeah your life would change drastically not for the better you think that like what it affects

impractical jokers if he has no teeth his whole face is sinking in basically I think it would and he's trying to impractically joke someone and you're like, oh, I'm running. It's some PT. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, pretty average or sub-average. Oh really? But average is like that's good relative to like does he have teeth? Oh for sure. Yeah. But you even think about your diet though. Yeah. You wouldn't be able to eat the same foods. No that would be it would be it would be horrible. So don't shimmy. You can re blow jobs though. So yeah. Yeah. Right. How many blow jobs would you would you would you start to give again? No, T. I don't know.

I'm not giving any. I guess I was. He's not as if he's waiting until he's 90. I'm going to start sucking dick. But anyway, so what I've decided to do was last year, last, not this past season, season before I wore a Tellum Steve Dave or it's actually a black baseball jersey with a tell them TSD patch on it a Big the the big Four-color demons patch on the back and you signed it I

signed it Walt signed it Mike and Ming and Kev all signed this jersey Cool, and that is going to be the prize for the first annual Miss TESD over bite contest. So we're wasting that prize on this. Yes. What? Don't you think they deserve it? Well, beauty pageants or or not even this one. This is not about beauty. It's a pride pageant. Yeah, it's a pride pageant. It's people, girls. Who know they have overbites.

Because it just, I can't have a, we'll do something else for the guys later on, but in terms of like a pageant, it's generally not. Guys suffer more through their teeth than girls do do and they will continue to throw out this contest because it's only for girls Because I imagine I like a cute overbite on a girl. Yeah, but I mean how many overbites do we have out there? As long as there's at least one the contest is over. I Saw people posting pictures in solidarity

Solidarity with you for the commercial the commercial So where should we send these pictures? I'm not gonna be a judge. I'm not You fucking Bob Barber over there doesn't want to know what is on a preside over it I don't want to look at like a thousand pictures of like just some bucktooth beaver Pictures only be from under nose to chin I don't want to be keeny. Well, that's all that matters. Yeah, I agree. It's all that matters.

No, all matters is the teeth. Oh, you mean the teeth. Oh, all right. Uh, uh, uh. Yeah, I mean, I think you want to take the whole package into, uh, into account. So if, you know what, you can't, if you- They can go to a fucking, they can go to party city

and fake an overbite. Right. Please don't go get the Billy Bob teeth out of a gum wall machine and try to pass them off as your own. But if you, okay, you send in the pictures to what is our website. I think it's, I think it's Teflon Bra. Go to tellumstevedev.com.

There's going to be an email address to contact. I think it's TeflonBroad.com and send in your, your over your over bite pictures there and we will decide later on who the judges are going to be. It can't be just me. It has to be more than just me. Well, if it's just pictures of mouths, I don't want to. No. So you want a whole face. No. You want a whole body. Yeah. Okay. I got to see how the over bite fits in. Because it's just part of the complete package. Yeah. How does this person fit this into the overall tapestry of their world? That's what I want to say. Okay. All right. So you heard BQ. That's the way it's

to you. You know, if you're in a bikini, it's going to help. Is that not? It's not going to hurt. It's not going to shut me down. No, no. All right. Well, they're not going to shut me down. No. I think it's, I think it's nice to say it's not gonna hurt. Oh, don't you shut me down. All right, well, they're not gonna shut me down. I think it's nice to say it's not gonna hurt. But it doesn't also necessarily mean you're gonna win either. No, depends on what you look like in that bikini. Right. Yeah.

Be cute, keep it in a real. This guy, I can't do it anymore. I can't make it anymore. I can't make any more jokes. We came yesterday we came home yesterday and I got on the plane. I just I even know a queue is on my flight and I just walked by a guy who looks like the most exhausted you know mom or ever just slumped out in his seat glasses on. He had just like, my buds were in while it was tired from cruising. Yeah, it was a pretty rough month. It was two weeks tour in UK, a week in Los Angeles. I was home for like a few days and then and we went on the tour on the cruise. The cruise you didn't get any

any R&R? No, no R&R on the cruise to me like that. I cruise is a constant work because you, those people paid to be lots of money to be there and we take that seriously so it's like there's no what to rest. You're always out there doing something. You're always giving them what they came for. Which is? Just to your your face time? Just face time. like we would just go like every day Did about two hours of selfies to start my day So it's like that's you know and then then you go into all the at one point we did We did pictures for people who pre-ordered five hours with only a 15 minute break in it Keep your voice whisper

And I was in the last I mean, it's just brutal. It's fun. You know, and then on top of that, you have all the events that you're doing, and then on top of that, you have all the guests on the boat that you want to make sure you have a good time, personal, and then professional.

You know, we had a lot of people on it. You want to get talk to and make them know, you appreciate them being on the boat. So it's just like, you're getting like five hours sleeping night and the rest of the time. You're just running and gunning. I'm at boat. So it's just like, you're getting like five hours sleep in the night and the rest of the time you're just you're just running and gunning. So some short-term memory. I'm going to call you Dory from that one. Yeah, they were machines, man. I got to say like a gatto. He's unbelievable. I don't know what he's taken, but he's not taking anything. They should shred him and make snort him.

He makes me look lax when it comes to running around greeting people. It's superhuman. His mood never drops. His enthusiasm never wanes. He's like every person. He's walking through the buffet Stop on our rolls. Go watch the Rusei. He ho I mean the guy is like Go into three in the morning a karaoke with everybody. It is crazy. Yeah It's crazy. Oh, there's another a quick cruise note is we took the picture with with all the mugshot teas on the theater and I

guess some someone named Lindsay is and this is not something I want to deal with someone named Lindsay is the picture and she won't release it until I say it's okay and all this other shit picture I took one on my phone yeah I know I know I got some of these tonight okay release, let's go plenzy. What? Scoop l'enzy. Okay, scooper. Oh, I'm gonna scooper because I'm hearing this shit the first day back I'm like for fuck's sake man. I don't want to I just don't want to deal with it I took the picture. Why am I now facilitating the picture getting to people? It's like okay You'll send it to me. I'll put it up and that's where it'll be on Instagram and then not on how you get it off there

Snap there. I don't screenshot whatever the fuck but And that's where it'll be on Instagram. And then how you get it off there, snap. I don't screenshot whatever the fuck. But so the crew is Walter. Yes. So Brian, I'm very proud of Brian Johnson. We all know what he's been through. The drug addiction, the anger issues, the near constant health issues. You can tell any of that with this guy on the boat. the anger issues, the near constant health issues.

You can tell any of that with this guy on the boat. Yeah. Flutter and all around that boat. They were calling me ghetto, Jr. They were, they really were. I really saw him. He was out with the ants. He went to the ant meetup. He did all, he did everything.

He was always in the crowd watching things despite the fact that he was always surrounded by people, who wanted photos and stuff like that. He did everything perfectly, except. What would you do, Walt? Hold on, let me, back it up, I said, I can tell the first part of the story. All right, then I'll let you take over.

You'll know when to take over. Oh, God. I was saying, before you even get into it, what would you do? Like it takes a, you don't just get a cruise, you know? Well, you work hard. You just don't what? You don't just get a cruise.

You just don't get a cruise. You gotta work hard. Unless you want. You gotta build an audience. You gotta. Oh, you mean, you, you mean you guy, you, yeah, they, they're not giving cruises to, let's say, compliment. Sure, right. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta. You gotta guy yeah, they're not giving cruises to let's say compliment sure right you got at this point

You got to build an audience that is big enough and You got to try to write. Yeah, you gotta care about them We got to legitimately have a connection with them and cultivate Cultivate a relationship and more importantly like our side of it is we have to protect these people We have to look out for them. We have to make sure that the month because we know how hard this is from what from like a bad experience or from Somali pirates. You know what I have here. It's a delay like my identity theft. We take it very very serious. There's a very poor job of that. I clone so many credit cards. So you know, it's you don't just get a cruise. You really have to put in the

work. No, yeah. Not, it's, it's a rare that the, I don't know if there are any other TV show. Aside from the loaf boat. Okay. Get, get, get cruises. I mean, it's not, it's a little like rucks, rucks. Yeah. Yeah. So it's, it's, it's, it's quite an accomplishment. My point is it's a lot a lot a lot to get there and I take a very serious Okay, but continue Okay, so we have two space monkey shows Two and how many nights are I mean nights at sea? Four so half the nights are spent you can spend with the space monkeys. Yeah for an hour and So half the nights are spent, you can spend with the space monkeys. Yeah, for an hour.

And I were to have, and people did. Well, an hour and some people did. People did. Yeah, the theater was packed. Now for me, it's the end of a long day of work. Like, that's the last thing I did. At midnight, I showed up to space monkeys after I showed up. What was at midnight show?

Midnight show each night. Why so late? Because the schedule's fucking packed and it's a little more adult-oriented. at midnight I show up to Space Monkeys after I do. What was at midnight show? Midnight show each night. Why so late? Because the schedule's fucking packed and it's a little more adult-oriented. We wanted people to know that Brian Johnson's in the house, don't bring the kids' type stuff. You know, like a midnight.

Had you get the word around the night? Well, I mean, now it's been every time. And it was on the schedule as like, you know, adults all the time thing. And then, so my point is this like I had maybe five spots during the day, five bits during the day, sometimes 10 long, both nights 10 long shows before it, a whole day of meeting and greeting on the cruise. You had two tenderloin shows in one night, right? Two in one night. Yeah, but yeah, two, two tenderloin shows in one night before it. Thank you,

Brian. So me, that was the last thing at the end of the long day You can't call it and practical jokers on the cruise Cool, there we go. Why you can't why'd you go back to tenderlings? No one's at six. Oh, I don't know Sort of like maritime thing. No, no, no, no You don't want to get the way of this story You'll want to keep your jokes Hold them. You're gonna need them. I, Brian. Now continue. So you're setting it up. You're busy, busy, busy. I'm not setting up anything. The last and you're setting

up midnight shows. I'm maybe a little tired when it comes to the shows. Okay, good. You want to know it. He brings it all. He brought it. So, all right, we'll skip the first show, the which we'll just great Monkeys. It went phenomenal. Unbelievably well. That's show on the best show on the boat, Space Monkeys. They'll really feel that. There was a moment in that show that was not only the high point of the cruise, but was better than any drug I've ever taken.

It was like somebody just like main line adrenaline just one moment within it And it was great Right it was fantastic every time we brought up your name people and not stood Borg were like where is he? I heard that at the part your main line and when you played when you brought up I would be fucking unconscious the entire time. I would have been indeed within three minutes. Are you releasing these shows?

No, we need more quarter. Why? We forgot. Why did forget? But it just it was it's very it's a very visual show. Yeah, well, that's what we learned last year.

We have a fucking website. No, but we didn't we didn't record. There was no camera. There was no camera there was no there was no um yeah there would have been no infrastructure in place to like videotape them and and people aren't allowed to take pictures or video within the show any of the shows. Even with their cameras huh? Yeah, no, not at all. Not even lots of pictures. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of comedians on the cruise they want to be able to do the material without the winding in the frying and the nonsense that comes with

You know weak-willed overly sensitive people, right? All right, so the A.A. America today So suffice it to say the first show is like Spada it was unbelievable perfect. Okay. Yeah, I'm guessing I guess things space monkeys too was not a smooth sailor Well, the show is great Show is great. What happened was I had a couple hours before the show started. And I happened upon in the bar area,

these American Indians, two girls and two guys. I don't remember any of their names because I'd been drinking a little bit. I don't really drink at all. I don't have liquor in the house. I don't go out for drinks. I need that shit. So like I went to LA, I had some drinks there when I went to the black eyed peas thing. And on the cruise, there's always somebody buying you drinks. So when I came across these American Indians, I was like, well, Of course I want to learn some shit about the res and what it's like and all this other stuff So we sat there for a couple hours talking and drinking and At a certain point they started getting like just not bad, but like a hair unruly

They And we're gonna order food. So I um I went down they won't deliver food to the casino bar so I have to go down to my my room get them the the um room service menu bring it back see what they want then bring it back, see what they want, then bring it back on downstairs and order it. Now, earlier, they had been grousing about how people mistaked them for Mexicans. Are these IJ fans? They were on the IJ boats, I would assume so, but they would tell them to give fans a lot. Yeah, they definitely were. I wish I could remember the big guys. I was unsure if this was a soul, like, with every person on that boat there for IJ.

Every single one. Every single one. Yeah. Um, so, uh, yeah, yeah, it wasn't like last time where it was like partial IJ and partial. Well, last time it was all IJ, but it wasn't sold out. Oh, is that it? Yeah, it was like 75%. I think last time this was 100% all IJ people.

So when I get, like I said, they're grousing about being mistaken from Mexicans, uh, when I get down I said they're grousing about being mistaken for Mexicans When I get down to order the food they had ordered a bunch of Mexican food They're not helping themselves. No, it was not even on the menu So now I have to sort of kind of like estimate what I think American Indians will like and Maze wasn't on the menu either So I just got a bunch of this is the first I'm hearing this part of it. Why are you so invested in what these fucking people are reading? Big bro, why are you running around getting

menus for these people? Probably because I had a little bit too much to drink and I was being accommodating and I'm like, well you know what, wherever I live is probably on some ancestral like read yards. To correct that isn't on the fucking Michael Jover's cruise. But are you picking up the bill? Anyway, yeah, but the thing is with the Rooms are. I can't, he's getting paid to be on the boat. Do you not make a money?

I have the money. It's the least I could do. And that's crucial to the store, Walter, that the man is being paid to do a job. And a significant upgrade from last year as well, I might add. Yeah, but I also felt bad because I bought 1,000 acres in Oklahoma for a couple of beads from them. No, so I go downstairs and I'm like, well, what would Indians like? Chicken fingers and pizza and shit, I guess.

So I bought a whole bunch Why would you just like the food? Well, yeah, well, why would it? Why would I have to run the fuck up the same food that everybody likes? Pizza's a constant because I'd have to run upstairs and be like hey guys. What do you really want? There's no other shits on the menu, so I had to guess, you know and then I noticed the time I'm on, I guess. So.

He missed a show. I didn't miss it. Come on. Come on. We had a green. Yeah, he's not a professional. The Adam Green was going to be our first guest on Space Monkeys. Joe Gatto was to be the second guest.

And we get them all on stage the same time We just bring him out in like cascading 1158 show saw it's him in night Brian's notebook. Why was your note his notebooks there his glasses and his phone because the the Indians had it they brought it there for me. Okay 1201, O'Brien Johnson, onence is packed full. Now I got Shay, who works on my show, running around the boat looking for him. I got Stacey going to his room to look for him. Uh, Joe Gatto's not there either. There was also there's there's a guy I met on the boat. I'll talk about him a little bit later. His daughter is 15 and she's like a hardcore

Ant 13% her he sent her looking for Everybody looking for him because the show's about to go on so finally at 1203. I'm like I guess I gotta go on so I just go on by I take the stage by myself Be like well, we all know Brian Johnson when he's not here. We don't know where he is. If anybody knows where he is Could you you know let us look fucking get him here? Let me get out of here. Are you concerned or angry or both neither neither neither. I'm not concerned. I know what he's doing He's out fucking have it a good time and he forgot what time was am I angry? No because I know what I'm doing I'm doing a show with Brian Johnson

So neither of these things lead to it Adam Green comes up. We pull out his notebook and start going through it and just trying to get, because he had notes for the show, trying to guess. 1231, he walks into the theater, a half hour, over a half hour after the show started. In Cutoff Daisy Dukes holding a fucking, all this food that he's bought these Indians. And just puts it on the stage and then the fucking Indian dudes come in and like look, they were nice guys, but they don't know how to shut the fuck up. They were doing it during the IJ shows too. They're chatty.

Yeah, chatty, they think it's fucking interactive. During the IJ show, this fucking fuck is getting up and just talking to me on stage in the middle of a story and I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up. Yeah, when we were sitting there, weren't nearly as rampunctious as as when they arrived in the theater So I got there and I had the food I said upstairs and I'm like, it's my fuck And you dock him? He did it. Well, well, I put notes to like

But I put I put the food up up on the stage and I was like I knew I was late so I was hurrying and then in my my haste a whole thing of barbecue sauce spilled all over my shorts so now I have to do the whole show with barbecue sauce on my shorts. Well the remaining show not the whole show. Right yeah not I did two thirds of the show with barbecue sauce on the shorts. It was fucking seven people running around the boat looking for them None of them could find them. I was up on stage with my dick in my hands. Oh This is like well, I believe what it does it sounds like a little bit like You are I don't know it's hard to forget a vibe for what are you sound like you're more amused by it than angry or no way

I'm kind of amused, but like, how do I bring this guy back on the next cruise? I'll tell you. How do I do? I'll tell you. He's embarrassed me publicly. A vat room. And then goto, this is how fucking genius goto.

Ghetto got there right after I went on stage and refused to have anybody tell me that it was there Because he wanted me to fucking be out there This is pretty fucking funny He was backstage laughing at me the whole time that I was up there. Oh, that's pretty fucking good But the next the next morning that I see when I got up next morning I didn't remember a large part of the show Well, that is alarming, concerning, right? Yeah. It, like I said, like I don't normally drink and these, these, these,

these wild Indians, they're pound and firewater, like I ain't no thing. So I want to keep up. Why? Yeah, why? Yeah, why? Why did you want to do the show? Yeah, why did you want to do the show that your friend brought you on the boat to do? By that point though, as I go, a all the logic and reason was out the window.

I'm like, I'll show these Indians a finger too. Fuck, it's just a tag on that. But then the next one we got off the boat on Sunday night, Sal had a show in New Orleans. We all stayed in New Orleans to watch him. And I got, I'm like, do you want a ticket? He's like, yeah, you want a ticket. Oh, what do you say?

You're not sure if you can, if you can come and some of that. Whatever, there was this thing where it's like it was packed and we want a ticket? He's like yeah, you want a ticket? Oh, what do you say? You're not sure if you can if you can come or something like that? Whatever There was this thing where it's like it was packed and we put a ticket on the side and then he texts and asked for a second ticket And we're like, hmm Called we got him the second ticket. Yeah, fucking show up to that either not true. I did show up You didn't show up. You didn't fucking answer my text here. I was like, why? I did show up did I show up. I was there But the ticket I got was standing standing it's a standing room only now

I was willing to stand but but the place where you stand we were backstage but nobody told me that like I didn't answer any Fucking text how the fuck are I supposed to give you any of the information? No these texts I got was but you know Why because you couldn't get text inside that building so when I was in there Your text didn't come through until I had left but so we go there and It's standing remotely and the two different people are like, yeah, you got to go upstairs and basically stand in a spot Where it's like I can't see anything right and then Sal came out with the horse voice and Sal's like well I'm not gonna really be able to do anything with the horse voice and sounds like, well, I'm not gonna really be able to do anything.

I can't do anything. I can't do anything. No, you're just gonna, he was gonna talk what his voice was blown out. So once sounds like, well, I'm not gonna do stand up, I'm like, well, I can't see. He did do it. Oh, he did do it?

Yeah. I left. I did leave. Cause I'm like, if cells not gonna do it, then fuck it, right? I had to make a fucking executive decision in that moment. If I'm gonna stand there and not see and not like not listen to Sal, I was like, well, why would I stick around? It was appreciated. Yeah, but unnecessary. But going back to the space monkey show, I didn't remember a lot of it. And the next morning I woke up and I was like, because I've never been late to a show ever.

Not even a little bit. So half hour was extreme. And I was like, I felt bad. And I was like, I was going to apologize to Q. When I saw him next, but by the time I saw Q walking through the boat, so many people had told me like, that was so fucking awesome last night. That was so funny. I was like, fuck Brian Quinn. That was so funny I was like fuck Brian Quinn I was like an author out

It totally worked out. Well, you know Adam. I gotta say this Adam Green you know directed frozen the hatching movies and stuff He directed frozen Walt Disney. No, no, no, no Everyone's like holy shit No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, so he actually did a really he came out and he was he was very solid like he helped out and we went through his notebook and read some of the random things and it went over well. Yeah, I like to try to decide for my writing. I was so weird. Like retarded guy gave me static. What exactly does that mean? It was pretty good, but it was funny. We made something of it, but I kind of feel it's the story of his life. He's just getting away with everything because it's funny.

Where does it stop, Walt? Where does it stop when it stops me? I don't know. He doesn't sound like you're really annoyed. I was trying to play it up a little bit. Because I got because I said, because the second he didn't show up I was like I Should I know it I should know and I do know it. I know what's happening right now He's in a situation, but he's only he's only got he's only gonna be available for an hour and a half

Yeah For what hour and a half hour? Well out of the whole cruise. Yes. I was contractually I had to work three hours Worked a two and a half. He did two and a half. He did do two and a half What do I do here Walt does he tack on an extra half hour to next cruise? How do I get this out of them? Do you want it? Do you want to respond? I don't know what I want. Do you want to Brian Johnson?

Who's accounted for? No, I want my look. What I do want is acts on the boat that we've hired and paid. Can I, okay, can I ask you this then? If it was, is there an act that don't interact with you? Many. On the boat? Yeah, a lot of them. It was, is there an act that don't interact with you? I'm not. On the boat. Yeah, a lot of them.

If they showed up late to their act, would you be upset? Yeah, they would not be back again, for that's for sure. Then you got your answer then. You got it. And you have to treat everybody. Everybody's the same. My entire existence is built on depotism. So.

If you don't, if you don't, if you don't make, he has to make an example out of it. He's a handful of these. No name comments. Those, all those other going forward, though, you'll never have the respect of those, those other acts. Oh, you think that's what I did. They're like, made me look weak. They're like, I saw Joe Gatto in the in the elevator. And he was like, I love the shit show. It was awesome. So I have the approval of the hardest working man in IJ. Well, what's he going to do? I mean, is it his place to put no one in your place? Gatto? Yeah, absolutely. He wouldn't do it. He would expect BQ to do it. He's your friend. I know. Now I look weak to the other jokers.

Has that happened before? No. I've always been a... He's always been the rough joker. Man, am I worried if I say something that gets done? Well, you have a year in between cruises. We do it again in 2019. Yeah, so you got some time to figure out what you were... What's your advice here?

Yeah, what is a well-flanted thing? What do I do really? To be honest, I would be very annoyed. Yeah, because I mean, I hate doing it anyway, doing it live, then if he's not there, I would be like super fucking like... You can't take his advice then. Yeah, especially,

especially at the end of the long, like I had already done so many things. Really, it's no exaggeration to say 13 hours of it. This was the beginning of his work day. Yes, I was saying, if you're brought on and you only have a responsible for three hours out of what, 100 hours? Yeah. The rest of those hours, you could do 97 other hours,

you could do whatever you want, and you still can't get there Yeah, I would be I would be I mean, I'm not I don't know I don't know I couldn't if I were you though punish him like with a banishment Doctors pay but maybe make him share a cabin with somebody Yeah, but yeah, not somebody he likes Somebody that like you know, when I say that didn't happen already. I've already been punished. I'll take you from that fucking Hilton up there. That single room Hilton, I'll cast you down with the Sodomite. Some hotel six.

Can he sleep with the crew? Uh, the barrels, the barrels of the ship. We get through them in my car. Like a mystery. Yeah. Yeah, we find someone, someone horrible to put them with. Like spend a half hour shoveling coal to make up for my ship. Would you rather, on the next cruise, I'll leave it to you, Brian. Would you rather have you paid docked or would you rather be forced to make up that half hour in a manner of my choosing on the next cruise. I feel like making it up to your choosing would be way more fun. Yeah,

oh, it definitely will be. Yeah. I don't care about the money as much as I care about. So I owe another half hour on the next trip. I think it's also apparent that you probably shouldn't be drinking. Yeah, that's why I don't normally drink, especially with Indians. Man, these guys are fucking like their professionals. Yeah, they didn't seem like they handled it well. They were always fucking... That's true, the one lady at the very end, they couldn't even get it.

She was unconscious. They were slapping her in the face and she wouldn't wake up. Like, full on like, wake up, that she's just like out of it, man. Yeah, I don't get that. I don't get this as this is what passes as a vacation. Did you get this fucking shit face? Most people are like pretty, no. Seems like everybody's not really able to survive.

I don't like new stories like that. Yeah, no. But I think people, it's like they get up and you sort of consistently drink throughout the day. That's what the crew is. Yeah. But, you know, had I not met those Native Americans, I 100% would have been a time.

I think that there is, I mean, this is, this is par for the course though. This is a man who will blame everybody else though. Yeah. For all everything that goes wrong that he does again now he's blaming the fucking is there anything that Indians have been blamed is he has blazing the five nations he's blaming them for the shit I mean it's insane like I mean well there's this

could have been the off drink with the approaching hungry approaching fifty years of age and he still hasn't hasn't isn't able to just be like It's it's nobody's fault for my own. Oh, mother fucker. Yeah, I have a birthday gift you and I forgot at home. God damn it I'm so fucking shot. I came up with some of the fuel. All right. Sorry. Come dammit. I gotta forget it Okay, sorry, sorry. Okay, so but here's the counter to that. It's worked so far. Sick, but think about you, but I don't know if it has worked though. You're not happy. Are you? No, but that's never gonna happen. You don't know that though. Yeah. All you think, suddenly if I show up on time, I'm gonna be like, oh, this is all it took. No, no, no, if you had

if you had spent half of a century blaming everybody else for your misery, right? Yeah, no, it's too late. It's too late. Yeah, it's until you used to it Wow, if I'm suddenly accountable then I have to learn a whole new fucking life Well, the problem is this this is the problem is like when he did show up There was no one fucking fun here. Yeah. That's the problem. That's true.

The guy fucking revealed the tattoo on stage. I know. And blue the entire ship. That's what he saw about me and frame and right? What's it called? Mean line. Yeah. Mean lining adrenaline. Yeah.

But like that's what they need. That's what you want though. You sabotaged it though. Almost by not showing up. Right. Because now you may not get to do it again. You may banish you to, you know. Am I my get out voted?

I mean, I want him back on, but I might get out voted. No, how would the other, yeah, now you're saying Joe, but where the other, and the other, the other jokers get winded us? Uh, I don't prefer so much. I saw Murray like twice on the boat. Yeah, it's like wildfire throughout the cruise. Some guy, most of you guys don't know. Didn't show up to a show.

Most of you didn't go to. Well, you gotta treat every show like it's fucking Ringland brothers. Yeah, I know the way it's all about showing her clowns to fucking demean. You gotta treat every fucking opportunity at your on stage like it's the greatest show on earth. Right.

Yeah. And if you don't, but the second I said, it's fun. It is earth. Right. Yeah. And if you don't, but the second it's a fun, it is. So it doesn't matter. But you're depriving the audience of a sharp fucking, like, attack Brian Johnson because you're bladowed. And you're depriving them of a half hour of that brilliance.

Right. I will say this, I don't like to go out. Like usually we have like one or two drinks. I don't like to go on like that because I honestly did not. People were like, oh, it's funny when you said this. I was like, I said that. Like I didn't remember a lot. But that's how much do you have to drink to forget? Oh, Jesus. I'm cute. You should know. I mean, come on. That's not normal drinking. If you forget. Is it? No that that's going pretty heavy. That's going pretty heavy Yeah, how is it you drink? I don't know we were We were sitting there a while the worst and the big dude. I wish I could remember his name. I love the guy

He's in front and center with the mug shot t-shirt. It's me and him in the front row He the bigger guy wasn't That annoying. He was all right. He didn't want to do things, but it was his little buddy that I was like, I mean, I'm making him off the boat. Mexico one point. I was like, he's so fuck, he just won't shut the fuck up while I'm trying to do shows. Yeah. I felt bad that like I had brought them until I found out he was doing that in every show. He was doing that in every show. He was just fucking yapping. I was like, geez man. And the other, there was another lady. He felt bad that you brought them, but not that you're fucking late. No. No. That's crazy. I would have if it had gone wrong.

What if like I was up there and I wasn't nimble enough to roll with it and Adam Green didn't come out and perform and it was like like I died up there for half hour. Then I would feel bad. Then you would feel bad. But I don't have that fear because I know you're not going to do that. No, it was pretty good. It was pretty good to have power. I gotta say. Then no harm to fall right? Well, we'll see next, we'll see next cruise because he's gonna give me that half hour back. I only have power. And a matter of my choosing and you're gonna fucking deliver, buddy. By the way, that's going in the contract for the next Contract, yeah, he's got a contract everybody has that's professionalism that that I'm surprised that you would you would I

Didn't read a contract with such disregard right the second I signed my name to something, I'm like, it's go time. I'm sure there are. I'm sure there was plenty of fucking performers on that boat who would treat a contract like that, right? Dude, everybody brought their A game to this. Everybody. So if you bring a B plus game Well, I'm just saying We don't want to boot by B plus crews do you want an A plus crews? It's time to shoot for a plus all the time. All right, yeah And it's me and I was thinking about you actually a little bit. I was thinking about it I wasn't I wasn't really that upset about it. It was like I

It was I felt bad that I had so many people fucking running all over the boat looking for them, but it was what it was. I knew exactly what was going to happen. But is it part for the course kind of mentality, don't? It wasn't part for the course, but it was not surprising. The next part for the fucking course I got him green was white to like Adam green was that when we had the hatchet screening he was He showed up two minutes before we saw the movie because he was lost and for some reason the cruise in attendance I better get him and Ten minutes before us like oh man. I hope he's... Did anybody say, like, I start going to like business mode where I'm like,

we gotta get him here, guys. Like, did anybody go to his room? Did anybody... Like, not anxiety, but it's such building where I'm like, I know, I know he's not there because he's lost or something like... Anxiety. Up to the minute I walked out that curtain, I knew exactly what was going on. I was like, motherfucker forgot. Motherfuckers out there having fun doing something and he's gonna show up halfway through the show. Let me just go out there and start making fun of it. So maybe this part for the course, you know?

Maybe it is. Yeah. It's it's par for a course though that is You like you say you're you're you could be your course could be like Could be is limitless If you if you don't make it if you don't allow yourself to par. All right. So just show up on time. No, don't drink either. Oh, okay. Well, at least do all you drink in between 11 a.m. and like, off the clock, 5 p.m.

Off the clock. For the 98 hours, I don't have to. I don't have to be there. But I was thinking about you and Not really just you like myself as well because you went through a really really rough time I mean you were five everybody on top. You've heard it. I went through a really rough time and I've said a lot how happy I am lately and just how, but there are moments and I was thinking about you where I was like, maybe this applies to him too,

where it's just like when you're miserable and depressed and upset and all those things that we were and you get better, which you're definitely better than you were. I mean, you're fucking healthy physically, you're looking good, you're happier, I could tell you're happy these days. When you get those things though, there's this weird, like your old life has this auto lure. Am I wrong about that? Where you're like, those self-destructive

tendencies don't really go away. No, they don't exactly like hibernate, It's more like that was a state of like tour por like it's like kind of like sleepy, but not really Not really gone yet because there are moments where you're like I Don't deserve this. Why am I here? I hate myself It happened to me today. I was I was I went and got the speaking of the over by contest I went and I got these Those in Visaline, which I fucking forgot. Right away. But as I'm getting them on, I'm like, what the fuck is the matter with me? I'm getting these things to straighten my teeth almost. So I'm

almost imperceptibly not as ugly. No one will ever notice. But my teeth don't look like they need them. Yeah, I know, they won't like, because they're starting to cross over a little in the older you get, the more that's gonna happen. Really? Yeah, so I just wanted to kind of pull it back, but then I'm wearing them around today, and I'm like, I need to fucking wear this shit

for eight months now, like, why did I do this? Constantly, very much. It's supposed to be like 22 hours a day, but then I ate at home and then I fucking forgot to put them back in, so I gotta, I gotta remember that. But there's that idea,. So I got to, I got to remember that. But there's that idea. What I'm saying is like, there's that idea that you almost romanticize that period of your life and almost because I know

for me and for like certainly for you so much of your identity is spent was in that time how miserable and unhappy you are. Right. And like, I'm a fuck up. I'm miserable. I blah, blah, blah. And when you get past that, I find that myself in this weird place where I almost romanticize that time. And for it in a weird way, do you

find that? Because you don't, I feel yes, because I feel like I don't have whatever it takes to accept being happy and to like live happy and deal with that. I'm like, I don't have those, that skill set. Like, I don't know how to react to things that aren't awful. You know? Like, when somebody, I'll do a real quick fat news here. This way only have to say it once. People who are like, how did you do it? How did you lose that weight? Troy called, I was talking to Troy one day and he's like, hey, you should try this Dr. Oz thing, which I'm like Dr. Oz, what the fuck? And he sent me the link and it's like, you know, a two week sort of kickstarting thing. But it worked well enough that I was like,

I'll just keep doing it. And essentially it's like, I gave up all sugar and I don't know if you need any refined sugars, salad, chicken, like that kind of shit, a little bit of carbs per day, a shake, and that kind of thing. You can't even eat salad. No, you can.

Oh, okay. I was saying, I gave up sugar and dairy altogether in one day. And most like carbs and stuff like white carbs like they should get you heavy. So that's like, I didn't like go crazy exercising or anything. That's what I did. It was really that simple. So if you look up the doctor's thing and then you just eat almost no sugar, you're hungry a lot. I'll tell you that much.

But so many people ask that I'm like, if I just say it once on hearing that could be fat news for this week and and if you're interested in losing weight, then that's right. J Sarge did it. J Sarge is fucking shedding LBs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've been talking to him about it. You look really good.

Thank you. And that's I don't know how to react to that. Right. I don't know how to like when people say like, oh, you look good or fucking God forbid, like, when somebody says on online, like, oh, you look hot, I'm like, I don't look hot. I look human.

I look like a human being. Well, that's stuff for you to decide. That's the beholder to decide. I guess, but I don't. I hear a lot about how good looking you are. Mostly from Sal. Really? Yeah.

He's talking about my wife's life. He was that reveal of the tattoo and the backstory. I mean, it was, it was unbelievable. Yeah, the back. It's a 14, 15 year joke. Yeah. The backstory to the, to the tattoo is, um, And it was unbelievable. Yeah, the best. It was a 14, 15 year joke. Yeah. The backstory to the tattoo is,

I think you got to tell the, you got to tell the beginning, you got to tell the whole thing. Well, yeah, I'm going to. Okay, you're just, you're just, you're just, yeah, you're not, there's a lot of people have no idea what you're talking about.

It's only that, it's the, like only people who have been friends as long as we've been friends can have jokes like this. Like if you're 20, it's impossible if you'd've been friends can have jokes like this like if you 20 It's impossible if you never joke like this right even if you're 30. It's kind of like it'd be rough You're getting into like the arena, but you're not really at the front row. You know what I mean like this is awesome so About 14 years ago more years ago. It's really it's actually probably 16. We went to

New Orleans me cue, and a couple two other buddy's. Two other. And while we were down there, we'll like, Hey, let's get a tattoo. And we need to like get matching tattoos. We don't get like dolphins or anything. That's where I got my Superman. You got a Superman tattoo. Oh Oh yeah. What's up buddy? I can tell you. Why are you lurking? I carry my way to those of us God, but Sal got a cross on his wrist, and I had been dating Suzanne at the time for like four months.

So I got an S, you know, like sort of a like a gothic looking S like right between my shoulder blades and Sal after he got his tattoo was like Super concerned that it wasn't straight like he would he would obsess over it And it's like you know your tendons are moving and your veins are moving so like it's never gonna really appear straight And the guy who gave me the tattoo was so annoying. Yeah, he didn't like him personally So it was it was this asshole put this broken tattoo on me. So it was at on top of it. So the second you see it's bothering sale, you're not

going to console him. You're going to encourage the idea that like it probably is crooked. So we were making fun of him and he turns to me and he was just like, oh, you get your girlfriend's initial, you've been dating her for four months. You know what? When you guys break up, you can change that essence to sell. And so, you know, she's an I went our separate ways. It hadn't been good for some time. And now she moved. So we're no longer together. And going on this cruise, I was like, well, I remembered it. And I was like, what? It would come up over the years. Oh, yeah, it's how it would bring it up over the years. So it would bring it up. Yeah, like he didn't forget it. So what actually when

I was talking about it on stage, he thought that I had somehow come into possession of those pictures of the kissing the old man. And he's like, I can see in his face, he's like, I'm caught. Yeah, yeah, like I was gonna bust him. That was all the evidence I needed that he kissed that old man. Because he was the only dead. He got it.

He goes, is this what I think it is. He goes, is this what I think it is. So, about a month before the, before the cruise, I went and I got an A in an L, which I showed you well, added to it, so it's a cell. And we're on stage and we're reminiscing talking about it. And then I said, so since I'm a man of my word, little that I know the next day of the half hour late, I went ahead and I got inked and you know I revealed it to the to the crowd. What a moment.

I mean that's the only moment that I wish was like on video or recorded for the audience. I took a great picture of you and Sal though. Yeah, yeah, I saw that. And Sal was like, he was laughing so hard. He was crying. He was crying. Well, he was touched. He was crying because he was crying, but he was also laughing so hard. He was crying. He was crying. Well, he was touched. He was crying because he was crying But he was also laughing so hard. It was great. It was amazing. It was an amazing moment like it was the place went

Fucking apeshit wall that was insane as they shoot it Yeah, that's that's a fucking that's a a pretty big Sacrifice for your joke you the place should have fucking acknowledged how crazy it is and not like a 14-day or 14-month like like 15 years Later something that was mentioned in past was like here we are Yeah, exactly yeah, it was Out of any crowd experience I've ever had that was the one that I would be like hope. Like that is the most memorable. Yeah, it was something and that's why you can get away with

what he's got. Yeah, we'll keep in that first half. Well, if he gets, now if he gets a mirror, I'm like over it, like a tramp stamp. Yeah. Then he can go back and come up at a, at a steering wheel. That's just a mirror.

At a steerage, give him go back. He can come up at a status. He's a man. At a steerage. Give him his back his room. That was fun though. Yeah, it was really fun. And there was it's funny how like there was a ellipse in contest that these guys were that the four guys were judging. And I'm not just saying this because Q is here. The dude was so on point with everything it was so I almost felt like it was an audience of one like the shit he's

on. Well, because the thing that I set up the first year that I continue this year is that I'm like a complete asshole. Like the other three guys are nice and they give you got a rate of one to 11. I don't know why 11 but but I don't I just tell them how much they sucked and how Simon Cowell yeah but like evil Simon Cowell and the only it's loves it they boom me you know what I mean the little one little kid gave me a little finger and like all this stuff that was funny yeah that kid that kid was awesome and so this year, I was actually,

I was like, is that my seat Brian Johnson and they all pointed to him. And then when I, after everything I said, I looked to him, because it was like doing a weird version of Talon's Steve Dave. Like I dismissed one, like a white girl did a Missy Elliott song

and I dismissed her for cultural appropriation. Like it was like just fun, stupid shit. And I just saw him cracking up and that made me, that made me, I started taking points away from people. It was fun, it was just like, I got to be mean and it was for an audience and one. I just kept looking for you if you're happy. It was great.

And at a certain point, he was just like, he made a remark and used my name and early on, he's like, is he here? And I was like, yeah. And then Gato was just like, oh, be gentle. And like people turn around. And suddenly people who was like, yeah, and then Gatto was just like, oh, BJ, people turn around and suddenly people who are like, I don't know who the fuck he is, but if he knows them, I want to picture. So after they wrapped up, what should have been a five minute walk? Was like a 90 minute walk down to the poker game.

Yeah, but like met some, like, met Kane, how, you know Jason and from friday 13th who yeah Every time I saw the guy would beat me up or stiff army or throw me into a wall like I guess that's just Performing he well, he was a killer. He plays you know the killer in the hatchet movies. Okay, so he was there for the screening. Oh, okay, but Man people love him. Yeah, he always had people like coming after him and stuff Such a nice guy and he was fun to have on he was on the first space mode He was it's fun to have because He's not he wasn't familiar with anything we do so like every time he said something It's like you would interject something real fast and he'd be like what's going?

He was I he kept up though. He wasn't, it wasn't like he was lost. No. He kept up, but we introduced him as a gay icon. He not only. And he rolled, he didn't, like there wasn't a hint of like, what do you mean? He was like, well, some people call me a bear. Like, he just rolled with it, man, like everything. But he, like, Frank had thrown his fucked up little comments in it, into, into Kane's sandwiches and Kane just either assimilated him and continued

as if he didn't say it or just ignored him completely. It was, it was, he was never thrown. But the one that gave him the slightest hesitation was he was about to reveal something about, I guess, a mood, an upcoming movie or something and he's like, you know, I Probably shouldn't say this but I was just like I don't like minorities Yeah, but he also he weighed in it took him a little while to decide about like like let's say There's two guys right and a dude's sucking another guy's cock is the guy who sucks gay And the other dude straight Where is the guy who gets his cock sucked a little gay too? It took him a good five minutes to

And his end was like I'd have to say There's a little gain as some bolts And I like that then that was gospel that we moved on love that guy so much. Yeah, it's like every dude Well, I really wish you there buddy. It was like it was it was it was sounds like a party Yeah, it sounds like a party. Well, it was but it didn't have to be if you don't want it to be you know to mean like like There were plenty of kids on the boat too, like we made that space monkey show. No, no, no, no.

We made very clear what kids can and can not come to. And we purposely, we booked magicians on the boat and stuff like that for kids. Not that your daughter's wanna go to see the video. If I had bad experiences with magicians as evidence by that poll right. Yeah. It was great.

It was great. We were really very happy with it. Good. There was another fun moment. Oh, when I got knocked out of poker, I was talking to the Jeff and the girl Cambria, the 15 year old aunt. Okay. And we had spoken earlier. And there was like this. It's not important, but there was this thing where like I was I would be playing the role of her mother for the cruise just to watch over because she's young and all this other shit. And so when some lady came over as we're talking fucking put in a fox to watch the end house. So when some lady comes over and she's like, oh, hey, you know, you're Brian blah blah blah. And she's and Jeff, you know, the girl's dad said something about her being my daughter. And she's like, oh, this is sage.

Lean over to her and I was like, this woman thinks you have done some drama. No, it's not. She's like, Clearly, this is not a person with Down syndrome. Like what the fuck are you talking about? Maybe left so hard. Yeah, great time. Even the Indian guys is balls on Boston right now. I appreciate their addition to the crew's making you late to the show.

Yeah. And what's going to happen next year when you have to make up for them? Yeah, it was, yeah, it was not something I could have foreseen, but it was fun, man. It was a lot of fun. And I like talking to the people too. Everybody's so nice. Everybody's so nice.

Everybody's cool. Yeah. It doesn't seem like nobody ever gets thrown in the break, do they? No, no. Like nobody seems to get that out of control. I don't think so. seem like like nobody ever gets thrown in the break do they? Then I know. Oh, no. Like nobody seems to get that out of control. I don't think so. It's mostly just like nice people having fun.

Yeah. Like it. So what happened here? Did you get them show up late? You didn't know nothing. Same old same old man. Just yeah, it sounds like You know the is the exact opposite was going on here. No partying no smiling no laughing no in the nose just to the grindstone That's the way you like it. Well, I like it. Yeah, I don't know there's a certain level of luck

There's a certain level of love. I guess if I had accepted that job and get him's place, I would have drank all the time. There's no other fucking way I could do it. Oh, you're coming to the MSG show on Thursday. Walter, is there any concern? I'm doing every form of transportation. Well, you told me it's completely and utterly family friendly. No, it is. I said this is this four curses in it. We each got one curse. Which curse? Which word?

Well, I dropped the F bomb. Okay, but it really punches a joke. Okay. I think it's shits. I think it's shits and F's. I don't do there's no C words Okay, no hard no super hard. What's the is it's the F word uses an adjective? I just want to hear it or is it used as a or is it used as a verb? It's used as a verb. I don't think I know It's actually used as a noun I misspoke. It uses a noun Like just call somebody fuck. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the class. Okay. She's got night classes. All right. Well, I look forward to seeing your I don't need any sex in it at all. Well, you're talking about you guys now these opening acts

who knows other opening. Oh yeah. What time do you guys go on? We go on at uh Andrew dice plays the opening. He's gonna do his 80s material. I would say quarter everyone has eight quarter nine. No, That's good to know. Yeah. No later than nine. It's a union. It's a catch of nine, 30 train back. Yeah.

So you know, MSG's a very union shop very more. Yeah, so, all right. So seven curses all day. Well, I think this four fixed ones, I will not add any Oh, you oh there's but well you can always just know it at time You like what the fuck's going on there? So what fucking nunnery if you're daughter like to like

I want this shit some adlibic person. I want this. No, well, I can't take responsibility for the other guys Do occasionally have thrown in I want you know that, uh, just the one. Just the one. And it's, it gets a good laugh. So she might not even hear it. It might help. It might help. I'm not the giggles.

It's, it's gonna be dead silence and you're gonna be a lot like ear muffs like you think it's coming up or something. Yeah. Okay. At least I'm prepared this time. And don't, but the last time you told me to though, so I'm like, I don't know if you're throwing another curve at me. Well now I have it. Well, I had to calibrate are you No, I'm calibrated now. There's no sex Well, I didn't know what the what the meter was with you. I you said it was family friendly last time

I thought it was my family goes but your show was I told him that kind of No, he didn't like his show either. I told you and I asked you and I said, and you were like, oh, I never saw any of this stuff or I can't believe there's this, I'm doing this material here. Well, I saw, you're gonna do the show

that I saw on the boat. All right. It's fucking vanilla bean tongue. Yes. Yeah. It could, it's funny stuff, but yeah, there was, I don't remember any curses there are one or two We we each have one curse the flag in a rule we call it were like one curse

I know sex no sex. So no sex talk. No, there's a little poop poop humor At the end of the at the end of the show they slither out at the end of the show they slither out. He's sent a peopleation. Now, she'll tell us a story about how he once got human, human shit on his foot. That's actually a, that's a very good story. Yeah, it's a great story.

Yeah, I think she can handle that. Yeah, it's fine. She's 14, right? It's not, no, no, it's not from a person pooping on the foot. Yeah, it's not like fetish or anything. Yeah, it's not like the brown talk that we have on here. Oh my god the caveats to get this fucking go to one of us. That's friends fucking that's a square garden. Will there be a pureed humor? I find it unsatisfactory. Hey man, you know what?

I know you though. Yeah. And something to you're coming with this way too hard right now. You are setting me up, aren't you? I, what can I promise on that would, I'm not setting you up. I want you to next week sit here. I think it's weird that you're fixating on it though. No, dude, you fucking put your brain there. Last time you're like, you fucking broke his balls up.

I'm nervous, I'm performing a Madison Square Garden. And the only thing I'm nervous about is if Wolf Lennon can get sit there with his daughter. That's it. What is that tell you? I said, but I guess that's your priority. Something tells me there's a weird glint in your eye. I would not smile. And you're like, you're got nothing to worry about. Nope.

Nope. In no way, shape a form. Not at all. And you're like it's like you got nothing to worry about no In no way shape or form not at all I promise you all right, okay Yeah, if it's face though I'm worried I'm worried I'm thinking of the show Oh boy. Okay. All right. I'm putting my I put it in my my faith in you and your word is bond. Oh, word is bond. One curse for me the entire shit. Okay. It's not so bad. All right. Going to Kansas City this weekend with Ming and Mike, another Comic Con, this is fun. You really did it. Yeah, it's your busy season.

I guess, yeah, my busy three weeks. Yeah, I went to LA for a couple of, went back to the Rick and Morty studios, which is like not nearly as exciting when they're not in production. Yeah, I was just in there. No, nobody was there. Nobody was there.

We went over to Starburn, So that was pretty cool that place Harmon's production company. Oh, I didn't go there. Yeah, there's there's some cool stuff there to shit They're a panel with the twin peaks guy the Andy from the Andy who was a deputy and Lucy who was the dispatcher They have you moderating those panels a lot, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think those were all right.

And people are like, it's not like he'll show up on time. Yeah. I was, I was chided for the first time at a panel. Yeah. They were not heckled exactly, but like my brother Eric came and he brought his wife and his stepsson Ethan and another you know the kids friend. So they're all sitting in the front row and people were asking us like you know who's on the show this year as far as you know guests of you know guest stars and I brought up

Michael Gray of Shazam nobody knew who he was so. So, you know, I was explaining it. So I'm explaining the the the basic plotline to Shazam, which is like an old dude and a young boy. So people at Comic Con didn't know who the premise of Shazam? No, I mean, not, no. I mean, it's it's so old that show. No, but they know the character though. They know the character, but in the comics do they write around in a, are they together? But they know that they know that there's a young boy who turns into a,

right. Well, these kids definitely did not. Kids, do they call him Captain Marvel by then? Is she's in? She's in, they didn't have the right to call him Captain Marvel. Legal limbo.

Right. So I was explaining this, and I said, you know, there's this old man and this this 16 year old boy of an indeterminate sort of like relationship driving around together. And I said, you know, and they go and they solve these sort of like very basic moral quandaries, but they never do tell you what happens when the sun goes down and the lights go out and the shades are drawn. And I'm like, lock in eyes with her steps on and some lady who's like, she's an aunt. I don't know her name, but she was like, Brian, stop.

Which made me laugh so hard that she's like, we know what you're doing. And you know, move on. Yeah. Yeah. If you're gonna get heckled or chided, I would take chided any old time, I guess. Good old fashioned chiding. Yeah. It was fun though.

And that dude, that guy, Harry, Harry goes, I think his last name is, the guy who played Andy, like, is that guy in real life, like that Very soft, spoken, super nice guy. But then when you start saying shit to people and making fun of them, he like perks up. He's like, well, I've never been in a panel where they aren't just asking questions. They're mocking the people. Ask the questions.

Yeah, creates a different attitude. Yeah, it makes it fun. You know, eventually this Joker's things going to dry up. And then I'll take before the next cruise. Now, not before the next cruise most likely, but, but then I'll, I imagine my after career would be doing like, maybe like a con a month. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fun. We can go places and cons can be pretty fun. 10 bucks. How much you charge your photos? I should really just I would save him money so you don't have to do Continental I am I I save most of the money I make but you know you still got built in expenses

And you don't want to hit that nest egg too hard maybe once a month You don't want to start relying on cons. No, no, no, no, no, no, rely but like how much my bills seeming start relying on cons. No, no, no, not rely. But like how much my bills seeming chandelier. I have. And Ming is at the, basically the apex of his career. And he's still doing cons every fucking, every week. Yeah.

They can be fun. Like LA was fun. Like they had like an after party with the Black Eyed Peas and DMC and Flav of Flav came out. Can they perform? Yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, they came out. Can they perform? Yeah. Really? Yeah, they performed.

They did a concert? Yeah. Wow. It was a whole thing. I could do horror cons now that I'm a horror movie. I couldn't. I wouldn't quite say I couldn't Walter, I wouldn't say I couldn't. But you know, certainly in it.

I mean, yeah, you get 8 by 10s of everything you've ever done. Right. Joker. Yeah. Joker. Yeah, tell them, Steve Dave. We, well, let's not go crazy. Joker's wild. Um, okay. What would you play in the horror movie?

Is that like a victim? Yeah. Yeah, your victim. Yeah. I'll be, I'll have pictures of me in the movie. Sign DVDs if they still have them in the future. All, listen to me. Don't walk past all BQ.

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And why is it so good? I asked some, make an announcement to some artistic answer, maybe out there? Sure. As some of you ants may know that me and bq are doing a comic book that's uh... very close to being done and i am looking for anybody who has some artistic talents to create uh... fake billboards and like let's pretend that or let's picture if you go in your head

uh... a time square where there are a thousand pieces of advertising in time square, right? That's what we, if you are interested in creating some fake advertising, whether it be TSD related, IJ related, anything, something cute and a wink to both of those entities. We would be interested because we have so much, our book takes place in the big city. And there's a lot of panels that I need to fill up with fake advertising.

And so if you're interested, you can do your fake advertising in a rectangular and square. Right, so we can manipulate it, so it fits. So it fits easily and you could email any entries and what I mean, it's all you're going to get out of it is to see your work on the printed page. But if you're interested, submit samples. Small files, please, I'll contact you for bigger files. If I'm going to use it to Kmuse2 to KMEWES2 topic of the email can be Metro add art AD art and anything. Images, anything that's just neat, cool and interesting and colorful.

There's a good shot you're going to get in there because we have a ton of billboards that we have to fill up in background of the artwork. It's a nice chance to be involved in a few projects. It's cool, I thought it would be a few projects. I thought it was a good idea when you wrote it up. Wall was really excited about including the ants and it like that. I thought it was great. My only concerns were, can't send us anything that you don't own that we're going to get sued for.

Yeah, so it had like- And of course we own it once you send it. Like, you know, it could be something cute. Like, obviously, I'm sure, like, we'll always go back to like, some of the fake products that we have created on, on, on, on, TLC Dave, like, Hughes bros or, is there a car? Is there a certain car? Like, what, like, obviously, you wouldn't create a real car so that we can't use that, but a fake car name or just look at time-square pictures and go crazy and rectangular or square and send the files small enough that I could open them. My iPad is really old, have an upgraded

since the one Rich gave me. Good idea. Somebody asked me the other day, is that the original Rich iPad? Yeah, it is. And it's crashing now every time I even do anything so. Good trucking. So if anybody out there wants to send a new iPad in to send it in a file that's small enough that I can open. Nice. All right. I have a, I have a request for the ants too.

Uh-oh. But it's not for me. It's for Bon Jovi. I saw you guys were all a fucking juggling, Jumbo, Bon Jovi has a request of our audience. Bon Jovi has a request of our audience. Oh, he knows. He's aware of the blaze of glory, Joe.

Sure. What? He's a ways of, he's aware of the blaze of glory joke sure He's a ways of he's aware of the blaze of glory You know you gotta you gotta live it on a prayer the jump on Joey I spoke to and told him about it run away all the all the hits all the classics bad medicine bad medicine slippery when wet We wet all of them all of them He's up for the Hall of Fame this year And rockin all of the yeah, rockin. He's not a shoeing He's not

He's not a shoeing there's some stiff competition this year. I think he's a shoeing as well He wants this I don't know that he cares. I don't know if he cares. I don't know if he cares that much. Does he care? Well, he should come on, Tom Steve. I was gonna say, does he care enough to come? He doesn't care that much.

Fucking guy lives two miles away. Maybe I'll get his brother mad on him. Brother mad's awesome. He's probably got some good stories. He lives two miles away. He won't come down here this John Bongeovi. All right, maybe I should have rephrases. You've told Joey's people. You've told come down here. There's John Bongeovi. All right. Maybe I should have refrazes. You've done Joey's people.

You fucked it. Have you been in the same room with Bongeovi? Yeah. You have? Face to face. Talk to him. Face to face. You didn't see that picture?

No. What do you want to do? You want to play like Bongeovi was fucking a person. Well both, both. I never did see this. Yeah. Why would he be, I guess, yeah? Yeah.

Come on. Come on. I mean, it's not the 80s anymore. I never did see yes, why would he be I guess yeah, yeah The bottom I mean because it's not the 80s anymore at bq's fucking on 24 7 on on you know He's might be a bigger story. He might be fine breeze right past this part Right the bond jovies in a committed relationship so he doesn't have AIDS and he doesn't have to worry about it So he can just like bear back He came into the store once. Banzhouvi. And he looked like. Gotta be super friendly guy. No, not at all.

He came in. He came in to say where he was. We're sure he's not coming. He came in. He's not coming now. You didn't say word. Not that any of it. I wasn't that kind of guy that's like, oh, you're Banzhouvi.

I didn't say word to him. So he wasn't, but you are the guy that's like, oh my God, cool. Like anyone didn't say a word to me. Like that's what you want's like, oh my God, cool. And like anyone didn't say a word to me. Like that's what you want. Regardless if it's Banzhou here or anyone else, right? Right, but I'm just saying like he didn't come in and he didn't like he didn't need, I just all I said

so I treat him like every customer's like, hey, how you doing? And he didn't even say, he didn't even look back over and say, good, or whatever. Is it a heavy think of Banzhou? Yeah, so like, but I'm just saying, but his face was... Beautiful face. It was exquisite.

It was like the Mona Lisa cries when Bon Jovi looks at her. He still got it. I mean, it's like... Are you using the Mona Lisa as an example of a hot woman? No, no, talking about how perfect it is. He's more perfect than the Mona Lisa when he came in here. His skin was like, it was like, what's a call when you look at something

that is... Horseland? No, you look at something and you can't even put, you can't even describe how beautiful it is. I don't know, that's what I'm talking about though. There you go. That's me and John as I call him. Yeah, that's great, man.

But you talk to him and he knows your name and everything. Oh yeah, yeah. He watches the show. That's how he's as I call him. Yeah, that's great, man. But you talk to him and he knows your name and everything. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he watches the show. That's how he's able to do it. Okay, so what does he want from the Aronians? Well, he didn't really ask for say, but I did tell him the blazer glory joke. And he laughed.

He had to get laughed about it. And I mean, it's not a joke. It's actually true. What was a joke again? That in high school, I would. That was the only song. That was my, that was, yeah, I would get lumps like get them on my wrist.

And I'll say just here. Well, how many times would you do that though? How many times would that song that was on? I will say that. I probably know a couple of times, but. But when you hear that song, that's immediately where you think of it. Especially after I came on this show,

I did it a couple of times afterwards. Just so tall and see if they speak true. So within the past few years, it's happened. Anyway, he's up with the Hall of Fame, so I retweeted the link. They didn't ask me to do it. I did it. They contacted me afterwards. I was like, wow, that's really nice you to do. There's a stiff competition and how is it? It was a base solely on fan votes. No, in fact, only one vote is there's like a Board that votes on who gets in and only one of the votes Comes from fan voting. Okay, well, I want to I want to lock down that vote for John for all he's given me and us

This is a good mission. Yeah, I mean the ones for once you know, he made New Jersey not the butt of a joke I think you guys should really Cosis state man, I thought comic book Yeah, I don't know I'm just saying please go on to my Twitter it's on it's you just go to my Twitter or go to the Rock and Roll whole fame website, it's right there. We vote. Who's the up against?

The only one. Well, he's an apanic. He is an apanic. Let's just go with this. Like he should be. He should be. That's the reality we're living in. Yeah, now we're here.

All right, Bon Jovi's freaking out. The guy. It's beside himself. Yeah, really. Like suicidal, Bon Jovi's freaking out. The guy. It's beside him. So yeah, like, like, like, like suicidal really, he has no confidence in they're not gonna fucking put him in. If he's this fucking like, terrified of his legacy.

Yeah, he doesn't deserve it. If, if, like, he has to go in, he wants a too much. He wants a swing and dick. You know, I'm gonna get, he's got to act like it doesn't matter if he doesn't get it. Let's give him, like, they need, he needs, they need him more than he needs them

Let's give it to him is this is first year of eligibility. Yes. I Think no actually. I just said yes. I don't know if that's true I think they may not want to give it to that first year here. Here's the other contenters Bon Jovi Kate Bush no way he got, huh? No way. The cars, the Pesh mode, the Pesh mode, so it's one song. Dire Straits. No way, another, and as they have that, they use the F word and one of their songs, they shouldn't get in for even using that. Remember that song? That little, but don't say isn't in the history of a band like

but that was a big song funny for nothing they were doing it was all about the F-word and slowly they had you to shepherd them through their career like like you does and farm the obscenity did they play math square garden? right, I read probably but yeah

well let's see if the Joker's played again Squeaky clean fucking like They become a fucking Christian act Performing a Joel Osteen mega church. Hey, there's a lot of there's a lot of church fairs You can perform that that are sweet as hell Well, wait a minute. Yeah, dire straits right? Sorry pretty big man. So well, no, they got the Kings of salt and Salton's a swing money for nothing was yeah, but that song shouldn't be played on the radio today that little

When the earring and the makeup that little is a millionaire. I don't know I turn that song off now, right? You like Even your wife. But what about the hood? Like, the hood's like, who the fuck are you? Are they played that? The hood should be on rock and roll hall of fame? The F word? Yeah.

That was taking on the establishment though. Okay. Not a population that was so tiny and so had no voice whatsoever back then. Who did that who was it and directed it? You don't remember them. You know what I'm talking about? I didn't like fucking dire straights.

It was the song. It was on every, it was on 24 or 7. You know what I'm talking about. I was the F word. Was the F word. You don't know. It's a homosexual slur. Oh, he says Fag or Fag it. Yeah. But he's, oh, so he's like coming out

and calling people fag. It's like, you know, no, no, he just calls, you don't remember that's all money for nothing. I do remember it, but what the fuck of that part I remember, obviously. No, I don't remember any part where he calls somebody a faggot. Look, he looked up the lyrics real quick.

Yeah, he does, I remember it. Oh, it's, and it's mean. It's like, it's just missing them. When you say the F word, I think you mean fuck, it's and it's mean. It's like a Yeah, he's just missing them when you say the F-word. I think you mean fuck not fat. Oh I can't be even nothing. So they're they're done. They're not getting in queue. All right, uh Not in this not in this climate. Oh, he drops it a lot. Yeah. It's multiple times. Oh, yeah. He says he says see the little Faggot with the earring and the makeup. Yeah, buddy. That's his own hair. Uh, that that little Faggot got his own jet airplane. That little Faggot with the earring and the makeup. Yeah, buddy. That's his own hair That that little Faggot got his own jet airplane that little Faggot. He's a millionaire. Is he talking about himself?

No, he's talking about like Like probably like Elton John or something Okay, but like he's in the now there's speculation has Has been introduced into the argument. He's talking about about a real faggot, like Elton John. This guy's watching, yeah, that was a bad choice. Walt, you should have, you should have, because he's actually gay. So what you did was, you signed it to his sexuality.

I'm talking about any number of faggot, which is what affects me. You know what I'm saying. I know you're saying. No, like, you know, who's he talking about? Thank you. Well, he's watching MTV. He's watching MTV and he's watching the people on TV,

which certainly includes Elton John. At that point, he would have been the biggest, say, the biggest homosexual on in music. Freddie Mercury, but not known at that point. Oh, good point. All right. Well, there you go. So they're out They're out. They're not good. Don't vote for them. Bon Jovi. In less years as far as I know didn't have any hateful lyrics. Now he's always talking about like Blue collar his parents get together or

Well, let's continue fucking queer bullshit Eurythmics That's a tough one because that made a lot of tough of his dislike Ten more people they make but they're not rock and roll. That's what always annoys me though Yeah, but I it's become the music hall of fame. Oh, that's a thing. But again, no you know you got maybe three songs Yeah, public enemy was inducted and they're not they're not right. Bon Jovi's got a much bigger life I'm well, there's some heavy hitters come all right. Who else? Jazz J. Giles band, which is Center for like it's every

Love things. He is Every one of the two songs. Well, he is one that I think it's gonna draw you guys up a little bit. Judas Priest. Uh-oh They're getting in they're getting in because of so they beat bonjos of dire straits. Yes, so they beat Bon Jovi Judas Judas Priest. Well, how many can get it only one? I don't know Yes, so they be Bajoie Judas Judas, how many can get it only one? I Think Judas priests deserves to get in on base upon there One they can have a big ceremony and do in Dr. one person, but I think Judas priests gets in because of their Legacy it's because they are an important metal band and let's not let's not discount politics because it's big in this world but

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And a guy who dresses more like he's in the village people like in the motorcycle often than in Judas Priest, right? Who are how for yeah? Mesh at the volume. I don't know. I don't think that I don't think that that was to them working out shirtless Like the band members are gonna claim they didn't know they're lying with them working out shirtless. Oh, it's crazy. I'm doing it. It's crazy. Like the band members are going to claim they didn't know they're lying. You're like, I can't believe how much they all like, pussy.

Like, right, Rob. He's like, sure, I guess. I'm going to do a couple bench press to get here. I've seen actual gay porn. This is this is better than that. I told you, that's what I said. I think that if they're the band members are gonna claim They're in the shower together

There's like I went when somebody pitches this video idea they're like so for your next manly video How about your own a sauna together to women come into this at all never no, but I tell you what though Watching it through the eyes of a 15 year old. Yeah, no idea No idea. I was like that's what because you know metal heads do well It was in a time when like you were you were in gym you were forced to take a shower with other guys So it was kind of normalized I guess that's a weird video. Yeah, like you get done with Jim, you're in the shower, you're like, I feel like a rock star.

Oh, all right. So I saw fun, Joey, we may need to hand-sell. Yeah, well, it keeps it, well, LL Cool J, I'll run through the rest, LL Cool J. LL Cool J. He's getting in. The MC5, the meters. Oh, MC5.

Who's that? They're a big, big time. I gotta kick out the jams baby Kick out the chip it gets work guys. It doesn't get any better. It gets worse moody blues Radio head radio head That's such a radio head. I love radio. I know But moody blues you know, I got to worry about them. Right, but we got to worry about radio head Radio head. Yeah, they're there are they're an art band music to suck dick to as once that on tell them to do no that's not rockin Great that's the new music

Raging at the machine. Oh, that's a tough one. I love it. It's machine roof is featuring Chaka Khan Nina Simone. That's a legacy vote sister Rosetta Thorpe. Don't know that is link Ray and the zombies So there is some tough competition for Bon Jovi unless you need this. Why won't Bon Jovi come it because I'm gonna ask him. I'll be honest there are other bands I like on that list more than Bon Jovi for sure. You've been none of them has they're not from New Jersey. They're not from New Jersey and they haven't contributed to the show like Bon Jovi has. That's true. I don't know.

Choose a speech just came cluffy. Yeah. A video. All right. So this is you making it please. Rockhaul.com. You can vote up from five artists at one time. I'm saying don't do that. Just vote for Banjoe and hit send. Don't help these other guys out. Please. Do they? I mean like like all those bands probably need it more than ponjogi. Yeah, ponjogi just is selling out arenas. That's insane.

He doesn't even need it. And has never stopped. It's never it was never never like how poison sold out arenas. And then there's a long law before like anybody cared again. Like ponjogi has consistently. Right. Like he will he will continue on keeping on. Do what he's doing. He doesn't like it anymore.

Whether he's in the hall or not, I mean. That's because I'll tell you why, because if he is scheduled to be there for an hour and a half, he's there for two hours. He's there for two hours. He's in fucking dial it in. This guy's selling out shit. Right, yeah. I mean, but he's also like a little push boy.

He is not, oh no, he is not an old man. Jovi? He's talking about the guy got married when he was 18. No, he didn't. Hey, did he got married very young? He's with his high school school so far. We're talking about this. He is, but I don't think he got married though at that age,

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