Tell Em Steve-Dave - #357: Kenan and Q

Episode Date: November 21, 2017

Old man Flanagan weighs in on the ‘family friendly’ IJ MSG show, Steve Harvey disappoints a nation, Bry has a hairy butt, Miss TESD Overbite contest. Music: The Rough Touch - Death Of A Preacher

For me once, for me twice, for me twice I gotta fuck a Difus investigation on. I'm really disappointed. I am flumming some kind of like... No, but I don't know any answer. I'm going gonna cut a baby out of a womb. No, we're sucking away. Right? Which is a good thing. That's a lot of responsibility. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave with Walt and with BQ. Hello.

I missed you guys. I don't like it when we don't do it on a weekly basis. I was sick last week. I know. It's hard to deal with it because I really wanted to congratulate you on this MSG endeavor. It was pretty impressive to see a tell-em-steve Dave T-shirt on the jumbo tron. Can't come on until I find out what Walt thought.

Oh, let me tell you something. There is no feeling like watching your friends in front of 13,000 plus people on the stage at Madison Square Garden. And here one of you say something that I know, not just me, but a couple other people like, I wonder what Walt thought about that. That's the fucking world we live in, which is nuts, I think.

Yeah. Well, before I talk about the evening, I want to preface that with how congratulations and how happy I was. Oh, we get the formalities of the words. I mean, you should be swollen with pride. Yeah, you know me, though. You should be so.

There's only one thing swollen. I mean, yeah. You really, really should. Is that kind of stuff that got you in trouble? Yeah. You know, really allow yourself to enjoy the pinnacle. I would think so far of this ride, right? I mean, that's gotta be. You should have enjoyed it up to this point,

because you're about to not enjoy it anymore. Right. Right? No, no, no, just saying this is like this is big. No, I think we're only the ninth comedy actor sell out Madison Square Garden in the history of Madison Square Garden. That's pretty big. It's pretty big. You deserve all the kudos, but all you guys, you...

Now, saying all that, though. Yes. Why the fuck, Bart do you need to, like you know I would come up anyway, well, so why on earth would you tell me a fallacy that you're a family act now? But I said one, I said one curse the entire show. No, you didn't. Yes, I most certainly did. Not Brian. I feel like you. I did not, Brian.

I feel like you said more than your one effort. I did not. You're crazy. I had the show recorded. Okay, go back and watch it, though. I did not say, you do. The entire time I was on that stage. The only thing I was thinking about

was not cursing the entire time. So much so that you had the presence of mind and mention Waltene, which I thought was pretty impressive. Sal cursed. Cursed. I mean, more of the cursed graphic descriptions of sex actually standing 69.

You're not what's not. Like, all I asked all I asked you for is like, you asked me, you want to come? And I'm like, yeah, I want to come. What was offensive? What about that opening act? That fucking stinking up dude. Well, not jiggy. Not jiggie, but a colon.

Oh, I know you I don't want to hold you. Yeah, that's I didn't know. But if you're going to sit here, you found out just that. Did you? Yeah, pretty much. If you're going to tell me that if you're going to sit here and go like, hey, you should just come up yourself. I'm cool with that, but you're going to sit here and then weeks after week to be like it's a family act. We took your what you said and we implemented because

we know we're a family act. Sure, okay, I can see that. But you know what? You know what? It's fool me once. You fool me twice. I got a fucking Diffis investigation. I took my kid up there. What the fuck? I didn't even hear his act. I don't know what you're referring to. There were some jokes about standing 69s. No fizz to the words or anything,

but I think there was a fisting reference. Yeah, Colin is not the SNL column. Oh, I thought I would have thought that he'd be the SNL-mary political newsman. All right, well, I can political newsman that, all right. Well, I can't, but you, I mean, you sit, you sit here today and you still maintain it, you think that's what you put on is a family friendly act. What about our act was not people, people definitely,

penises you're talking about. Yeah, what point? You're talking about taking, you're taking, you're taking, taking, if I anger as you're talking about, um, I mean, that's, but you're gonna see here, like, but can talking about um I mean that's but you're gonna see here like but can't she can't she see a commercial like I said the first while I said see Alice I didn't even say viagra but you could see a see Alice she could see a see Alice commercial yeah but you don't have sal going around talking about like talking about the state

of your member but he never did that he did he did well look. Well look, I get, look, Sal said something that I apologize to you in front of Madness's, I'm shocked by this. Fuck, I'm really taking it back. You're full, because I'm overstrialing. You were smiling at me. You were smiling at me. Dallas? You met, I asked you that night because you were giggling. You appeared happy while you were up there.

And you were giggling and trying to suppress a laugh and I said, are you just fuck with me that your and your act is just the same act as it was before? That is not true. I don't I don't let me tell you what I just saw this same behavior at dinner the half hour ago. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm fucking stunned right now. Like what? Like a Seattleist reference? Would no mention when you when I go when I think of family friendly We just have I think we just have different I guess opinions on what's family friendly You're okay because Walton is daughter also have different Wasn't like I wasn't like and then I popped a Seattle as in my dick at heart

I literally said the word Seattle and what and what was the follow-up to To what South said to you about it. I don't even remember what Sal said to me about it. Sal doesn't normally have a joke there. Yeah, he got pretty graphic with it. Is that what I apologize to? I think that was what I was saying. He doesn't normally say that. And when he did say it, I did apologize.

I stopped the show to apologize to you. Luggan Manus is right. Well, now, okay, now I'm not the only one, though. I'm not the only one no, okay, I'm the only one because you text immediately and you thought the show was certainly not finished Part there were several like the one curse each rule definitely Oh, yeah, that was out well I said to you. I said I'll hold it to one curse. I Broke that rule there is no way I broke that rule I'm waiting. No, no, no, you broke that rule. There is no way I broke that rule. I also you can't do it as a curse. Dude, I said,

I feel like is anything under an F not a curse to you at this point in your life? I did not say anything. I said the top to once. I didn't say shit. I didn't say anything. At one point, I normally say shit like three times. I said the word dirt. I said turd three times on stage. We didn't speak for the other jokers though and you said that. No, I said it was a family-friendly act and and and you'd be safe. Well, I said I can't I specifically said I if they're excited to me on stage I'm out of the square garden and such. I'm on something I can do about that. Why did you say that? I said it on this show. That was on the air. You said that was on the air.

Yeah, remember that caveat. I said I said, on this show, that was on the air you said that was on the air. Yeah, remember that caveat. A hundred percent. I said that. The person I was with looked at me repeatedly and was like, that's welcome. Thank you. What parts? Any part. Any part. Do me a part. I can't remember specifics.

I do remember the Seattleist thing and I talked about. I mentioned Seattle. We talked about something over dinner too. What was it? It was. God damn it. In was it? It was... God damn it. In the moment, I was like, I should just write this all down.

I mean, I will get... The hypothesis, I'm like, I won't remember this. I will get the audio from the show. Okay. And I'll give it to you. And if you could listen through it. Oh my God. I could sit there and pull out at least double figures. Where?

Or moments where I'm like, this is not family friendly. You're not giving me anything sample They would be like 10 minutes if it was family friendly probably It was definitely dirtier than Then I don't think that I ever said like I mean, I'm not like Disney family friendly Where it's like fucking you came in routinely over the course of a couple months prior to the show. Like we change the two years old. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. But I said all I'm thinking about the other kids that are in that old age. The tickets say 16 or up. Okay. Okay. So to me, I was like, well, it's definitely like teenager friend like family friend.

I'm still stunned that there's anything. I can't think of a fucking single thing. If you give me the audio, I was like, well, it's definitely like teenager friend, like family friend. I'm still stunned that there's anything. I can't think of a fucking single thing. If you give me the audio, I'll go through it. I'll go through it. I'm not going to argue, man, because I want to learn. No, you don't have to learn. I won't learn. You're selling out my SSGR garden.

You don't need to change anything. I kept it clean. I said one fuck word. I didn't curse again. I did not. I did not. You didn't. I didn't. You did curse. You definitely said more than one. I did not. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I for the audio. Who's got the I want the audio? I tore man. I'll give it to you

Okay, I'll give it to you. I don't know doctor. I'm shit going on. You think I doctor it? No, I mean if I get 50 bucks out of that No, I'm bad both you oh my god. I'll bet I'll bet both your He's got IJ money 100 bucks. You didn't say two curses didn't say two cur curses. To the home, my God. Yeah, you definitely over. I think you were flying high. You were on a adrenaline ship. Not at all. Not at all.

I just don't know. You're gonna be, you're gonna be, this is what I see coming. You guys bending over backwards to make something I said that's not a curse, a curse. That's what I anticipate now. I won't have to, I won't even won't have to I won't even have to I won't even have to bend over to then I will hatch my need to find a I'll happily give you there'll be no flexing going on. All right I'll happily give you money. I just feel that we have different opinions on what's family friendly.

All right well let me ask something this. Let's look at this positively. Is it more family friendly than the last one? There's no sex in it. Oh, we're talking about. There's not a major about. What are you talking about? See how it's boners. The word boner was never even said. I said, I joke about having a sealous addiction.

Yeah. You're talking about addiction. You're talking about, oh, dumb. Good. You're talking about it. And you're opening, I know you can. I had to cover Alicia's ears. What's really you're talking about. Oh, good. You're talking and you're opening, like you, I know you've had to cover Alicia's ears, which you're talking about addiction.

But if you're going to, if you're going to make a conscious effort to move towards a, a family friendly zone, then you have to like, it's a fucking opening act. Well, that I agree with that. I agree with, I, I'm not arguing with you that I agree with you on the present. I think Jiggy was solidly like maybe not family friendly But but on a level of like maybe teenagers couldn't identify with it I'll tell you like Colin was just calling this is what I think at loose is Normally we sit down with opening acts and say you can't go

We just you know we told them are rare. We're like, please keep it like down You know what I mean? So I think that what probably happens is nobody had that talk of Colin or people are like Const they just assume even though at Radio City. Yes talking about fist and dwarves and shit. I guess I mean I do apologize for that man. I didn't see that and you're right and That won't happen again. Colin's fired. Colin's fired. Colin's fired right now. Don't change a thing.

Your success is... Disappointed. I'm really, I'm legit disappointed right now. I'm so... So is Walt because I didn't see it. I know I didn't curse. I know I didn't curse. I know it.

I was watching every word, every joke that came my way. I prethought how I had didn't curse. I know it. I was watching every word every joke that came my way I pre-thought how I had to change it before I said it. I was aware of the whole time I would you have to change it thought you guys were we're working to a No, but you think the word shit is a curse So I don't it's not a curse. I don't think she's a curse sure. You can say shit on TV on network Between prime time you can say the word shit now. I believe it can do you say it on I don't know if you say it on IJ? I don't know if we say it on IJ.

Yeah, you don't know because you don't say it on IJ. What? I don't know that we don't say it on IJ. I gotta be honest with you. It was pretty disgraceful. But your daughter did not agree though. She thought that you, because you were all out of sorts and she's like, what are you out of the sort of that?

And you're like, he promised I just felt I just felt like, like you fucking set me up. You're like, I did not say that because I thought you were giggling about it the week your prior. I did not. Why do you just, uh, are you just doing this as a sort of bag? I am telling you right now, I'm thinking, I'm thinking over the material over the material of the whole show and I I don't know what you're talking about I think you guys throw out more curses than you realize in the moment. I don't know not that night I the other guys might have but

We're only we're This is a point I'm really I am flumming some kind of like because I'm thinking over the show'm really disappointed. I am flunting. So I'm kind of like, because I'm thinking over the show, look, what sex stuff is there in the show? That's not helpful. Text it to me. I don't think, I don't think you can come over there.

Yeah. Look at those fingers, Bill. I mean, you know what? Again, it takes nothing away from the amazing, it takes everything away. the amazing takes everything away The accomplishment is not tarnished in any way. It's still An amazing achievement and you should be like I said swollen with pride and You know how it would it. What a thank you something that you like you said, oh not even 10 acts have been able to do

Yeah, I mean I guess I'm thinking now I'm just thinking the show of my head. I let it go. I can't remember a single A lot of control next week. I have all the curses But again, no not no kit or kidding aside again notes great and all All the congratulations to you and the other jokers. Thank you That's not what that is not what I expected really you thought you're gonna get it here as welcome Well here this is coming saying nothing is blatant, but it's reference.

Mary's stories. Mary talks about a grossly bent of his house, and he's not there. Oh, calm. Yeah. Shit on the foot. Is that okay? I knew it going in that there was, he had mentioned there was, there was feces humor. Slight scatological. Well, I mean feces humor, you see Mary eating the... You'll never drop that from the end of the I just I'm excited to go to the We we kind of look at it like our like our encore right like we got a mm-hmm If one person in that audience hasn't seen it it must be shown

I agree. Yeah, I this time I couldn't watch it really. Yeah, even though I know it's coming up There's something. Yeah, something about eating dog shit that turns me off. I Don't disagree. All right. All right. Wow What do we got? We have do we care the Charles Manson died? Yeah Yeah 83 years old early this morning. I think it was like a ram one o'clock yesterday God, apparently he was sick for a while and they never They never I mean you're anything like Elvis dies. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh, Manson? That's my kind of girl. Right. Um, so yeah, the, the Manson family, which was like the biggest crime of the 60s, right?

60s into the 70s. I'm reading a book now called Easy Riders and Reaching Bulls. And it's all about the 70s in Hollywood. Yeah. And, uh, it's the books fucking fascinating. Like they have a story there where they had to, Dennis Hopper was such a maniac and they had to distract him to get an answer from him.

So they hired 50 hook, 50 hookers and through him an orgy. And in the middle of the orgy, pulled them out to ask him the question. They had to ask him, got the answer they wanted it and threw him right back in the fucking orgy. That's how a studio handled Dennis offering the 70s. So, could you imagine that today? Oh, fuck no. So now, I mean, I can imagine it, but, but, but apparently, but they touch on

what Hollywood was like when that happened. And it was like, like the whole town was like covered by this state of paranoia that eventually gave way to people being like I was supposed to be there that night they're like everybody in Hollywood was supposed to be at that house that night or something. I was at Woodstock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Could that crime and could a Manson-esque character be replicated in 2017 or yeah I think so. I think so. If you're a cult leader, there's not many good, is there any really good cult leaders around anymore? I think it'd be surprised. We're gonna find out, yeah we have a

I'm more of this family shirt at the end via. I really got tailored this whole show for you. I got for the non-stopp erection shit. Like I said, I just think we're like I think yeah I guess that's it. We have different views on family. You're thinking Manson family. He's thinking about it. I guess so. I'm thinking Swiss family Robinson. Yeah like I'm not afraid to apologize family? I owe you a apology. I'm not afraid to apologize. You don't have to apologize.

Like I said, I texted you that night and then no need for apologies. Like I said, it's just, I know now, I know now, move forward. Right. Okay. What to expect? I know now you're more, what your level of perception.

Really, I'm really disappointed. This is not, this is Disney's poster over here. Is it? He's on the East Coast. He's not in middle America like us in Jersey. He's not. He's not in middle America like us in Jersey. Charles Manson, I was talking to someone recently

and I'm like, God, I would love to start a call. And the person was like, what are you talking about? You have. And I was like, no, you have to. Not really. But I don't know any answer. I'm going to cut a cult. And the person was like, what are you talking about? You have. And I was like, no, you have. Not really. But I don't know any answer. You're going to cut a baby out of a womb. No, I'm just fucking way.

Right? Which is a good thing. That's a lot of responsibility. I don't know. I see some attention seeking people on that internet. They're always looking to at you guys for every fucking single thing in their fucking lives, so they might cut a little bit of baby out of the hands.

Hey, if they're looking me, I'll cut a baby out of a room for you. If after they do it, they add us. Well, yeah, totally down. You don't like attention seeking, it seems. No, no. What is it that the guy on a podcast and TV, which is something that you have to battle because they will be like, you want attention. Oh, that I want. I thought anybody who knows you know, other people trying to seek attention. Right. And just

attention over, you know, even attention overall. Yeah. I felt like the, the misty, deep town over by contest is something that you're not crazy about. Oh, I didn't say it last time we were together. I bit my tongue because I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to turn. That's BQ would say on your idea. Allegedly. Oh, yeah, I hate that.

I hate that. I hate that whole concept of a fucking, of a beauty contest and rewarding. Well, it's not a beauty contest, right? Sure it was I wanted them in fucking swimsuits didn't no no no no You said that as a joke no no only I said that as a joke and then immediately when you guys didn't call me on it I said I'm joking. I said that's a joke. Well, I said it. I was like, you guys didn't call me on that. You saw him on the stage of Madison's room, right? That's how you still like, you know,

we want to put a map behind him to guy and not a joke. I'm not a joke. Like, I was like, you guys on the side, you were baiting. I was giving you guys something to jump on. And then you guys didn't jump on it. I didn't want to, like I said, I didn't want to jump on it because I mean, he, you know, it's... Well, in the moment, I...

I'm passionate to do this thing, but it's just, that's why I said, I'm just talking about the bikini thing in the moment I said it to give you guys something to jump on me about and you didn't and then I'm right away I think he's gonna jump on it. Well, yeah, he's gonna be like oh that's Doing this so long and I still don't know what you guys gonna fucking jump So I was like You think Brian Johnson's gonna is shot or turd on I think he might turn on me

He's like Brian Johnson is gonna shout or turn on a I think he might turn on me Saying it. I thought you were gonna Said I was only kidding guys. It just ate me up. I said cancer don't need a bikini and then people on Twitter It's like it's been a chemo for weeks People on Twitter were like I don't want to do it in a bikini and I was like I was like I clearly said that was a joke on the show Also, I don't want anything to do it in a bikini and I was like I was like I clearly said that was a joke on the show. Also I don't want anything to do with this. So here's the email. I'm not I am I just like that's not to me. I don't know it's not entertaining.

It's not it's not funny. It's not. It's not funny. But what is it? So I don't know what it is. You're not I have no idea. You're not up the over by. Yeah. Never. You're the one that brought up. That's not funny. But what is it? So what is it? I don't know what it is. I have no idea. You're the one who brought up the overbite thing.

Yeah, never mind. You're the one that brought up. I know what he should do. People send pictures into me and not judge them. Right, except here's here. But by now, I think it's the 21st. They have to have them in by so by the time this comes out, it'll be the 21st and everyone will know.

But they're probably a hundred entrants. Wow, how do you get a plan for? How do you get a plan for? Here's how I pick the winner. We don't judge them at all. Because when you read what people write in the emails, a lot, because I didn't know how to judge, I didn't want a personally judge. I'm so I was going to get a panel of judges,

but then I'm like, but what do you judge them on? But here's the thing. So many people wrote in with like, this is huge. Like I'm very insecure about this. I heard that over and over again About the overbite about the overbite, but I want it. I'm gonna do it anyway fuck it Like I can't believe I'm doing this. I've never liked my teeth. I've always been called this or that so What we came up with was it's gonna be completely me and our internet guy And by us, I mean me. He's going to get a random number generator.

Every contestant has been assigned a number. It will generate a random number, that person wins. It has nothing to do with how severe it is, how cute it is, none of it. But then why even bother to even do it then? Because it takes balls to do something like that. If you're insecure about something and you're like, fuck it, I'm going to do it anyway. That shows a level of bravery, I think.

Yeah, I agree. So why not randomly reward one person out of it? Well, one person, yeah, but they know they all can't be winners or win the shirt or whatever and be crowned. Okay, I got so so one person will win and it has nothing to do with if you're in a bikini, how severe, how cute, anything has nothing to do with anything other than like you can turn. Then we should just open it up to everybody.

You have a chance to win. We'll do something for the guys. We won't. Okay. You know we won't. At least, it allowed me to make the hollow fucking gesture. So by the time this comes out, probably we will have a winner. Do you hate it less? Why would you not want to, you're blathering on and on about how they're mocking you and I might add that on the stage of medicine square garden Brian Quinn made a very like

her joke About a horse and a horse is teeth and how they compare to those people who have no I'm not at all mentioned good in the audio. I have the audio you made the her Can you put a horse's not over by the humans? Can we retroactively change it to Miss Space Monkeys? Oh, it's Miss TSD Town. No, it's not Miss TSD, it's Miss Overbike. Miss Miss Tellum Steve Dave Town Overbike. How about Miss Space Monkey Overbike? Sounds so much cooler. That'll be Mr. Space Monkey. Yeah, right now it's, yeah, I'm not gonna go check it, change everything. Change everything, what do you got to change?

Oh, now I got to change the title. To where? Where do you, where do you, where do you, where do you, all this you have to do? What do you have to do? Say it on air and it becomes it. No, we tweeted it. Oh, you were tweeted, so the, why am I changing it for you? Because it sucks.

No, it's awesome. You're all, you're just mad because you couldn't fucking enter because it's only open to girls. Right? It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy.

It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy.

It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. And here we are. Mr. T. S. D. Townell, right. And thank you to everyone who entered. I can't speak for wall. You're all winners in my book. Only one will wear the crown, right? And know that it's completely random.

All right. In fact, I'm going to do it on fucking periscope. I'm going to randomly do it on periscope. All right. So, so that there's no question. How do you going to do that? I'll just periscope so so that there's no question How do you gonna do that? I'll just periscope it But what how do you get a random number generator? Where's that fucking internet guy? I mean why don't you just write the numbers on pieces of paper? Yeah, he's gonna write all those you don't think I'll write down one through a hundred no, I don't I don't I don't I'm gonna now you'll do it

But I but if like if no one said anything you would it wouldn't you what I've used the fucking easy alternative of a random number Generator is always giving to me. Where's that coming from her internet guy? I just fucking told you he's buying that no He's on the fucking you can even go to sage on pariscope like you know, but we're trying to 100 right you don't have to spend time Right now I guarantee she'll say 14. She says 14 and everything. Yeah. If I'm like, but that's all right. So then, but the person who was 14 is random. That's true.

I don't know who 14 is. That's what I mean. So it doesn't should I call her right now and ask her for a number? I mean, yeah. Is the contest closed? Is Miss Space Monkey's first? Yeah, you don't want to pick a winner before it's closed.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, they're right. He's thought this out Right. Well, I don't know that we're gonna be all these fucking caveats. I don't like it. Change the name What's wrong with changing the name? What's wrong with rewarding people who are fucking The same pride dealing with insecurities and being like you know because space monkeys isn't the same It doesn't include you. I want you included motherfucker It's not part of it. I mean, he's not being like, I will say this, the contest hasn't been salacious.

He isn't, the bikini thing is my fault because, and honestly, we cleared it up. We did only one person sent in a bikini photo. It was a great one, but only one person sent in a bikini photo. Yeah. So she has no more or less chance

of winning than anyone else. So it's not sexual at all. Like, he's not exploiting anybody. He's literally just doing what I'm saying. I'm addicted to Seattleist because of it. there's no more or less chance of winning than anyone else. So it's not sexual at all, like he's not exploiting anybody. Literally just overmix. I'm addicted to Seattle's because of it. It's just, you don't, I mean, it's just this. I even picked the lesser known.

Even my anger, not even the hardcore, like, aggro. Any time you start with the hard-veed. The room or the, or in the, in the area of like, send me pictures of yourselves, girls. It's just pervy, but headshot You're saying a picture of someone's face and their teeth is pervy. Yeah, you're out of your mind I agree with you now Q any picture like a requesting picture for what though Because you can see the fucking over by It is like for a listener. It's kind of engaging and fun. I get that

I mean the contest is always fun though It is like for a listener, it's kind of engaging and fun. I get that. But it contest is always fun, though. Depends on the contest. Until now. I think, you know, what there will always be known in my book as Mrs. Space Monkeys. Mrs. Space Monkeys over by now who's floundering it doesn't know. Yeah. Sorry.

Well, okay, officially, it's known as the Miss TSD Town over at Contest in Waltz, in Waltz World. He'll never recognize that title. It'll be a hollow title. Like she comes in, she's wearing the crown. You're like, you turn your back on her. Oh, you would have done that anybody Is that misty? It's not it's Mike. Oh fuck it whatever Wow, yeah If you you run a contest like that and you don't know that it's going to you know that you don't know me then if you don't know That's gonna be my reaction to a contest that's so It's so fucking graphic pictures of their faces. They're like, hey, it took a lot to send in this picture of my face and you're like,

you're a perv. What the fuck? That's crazy. Hey, well, hey. You're just like this. I don't know. I just feel it's a strange. It's shady, right?

It is. No, he doesn't have any listening. Come on. Come on. Come on. I just feel it's it's a strange It's shady right it's it is now he doesn't Stand by listen to this Shady it's a shady it's like what do you ask a picture of girls to symposium like it doesn't make any sense I like so adamant about no no boys no boys. No guy. Because it's misty. Yes. Detowed it's it's not No cover woke of you. I'll see that you guys woke

I'm going to I will immediately next week. I'm gonna think of another contest for the guys Okay There by neutralizing your argument that I'm T. This is the this is the act of a person to spin. You're like the fact that I immediately said on Twitter like no a bikini shot is not necessary. No, no, you're so confused. Running a running another contest, a second contest is pure spin to try to like negate a car. What do I do car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car.

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A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. A car. The only reason this show works is because you have the ego and the super ego and without it. Okay, I don't, these are all like Freudian. Exactly. Who am I?

I mean, who's it? Who's super it and who's super ego? You're super ego. I mean, because you're the judgey like everybody better do things by the book and by the book. I mean, my book. I don't say you better. I don't, I don't, I don't ever, I don't, I just said, but I don't want to be a part of it. You should not have a part of it. I don't want to be part of it if you're not.

That's all. Don't drag me into something like a, like a, like a, like a heat on ism fucking show at MSG or, or, or your fucking pervy contest. And I mean, I would do it. You guys can do it. Go do it and have, and have, and have all the sweat. Thank you.

But don't ask me to be a part of it though. Well, you weren't asked to be a part of MSG. You'd ask me to come. But he asked me to come and my response was, should I bring my family? Can I bring my 14 soon to be 15-year-old daughter? Sure. I understand the word turd is bandied about, like it ain't no thing. I'm not defending myself.

I feel bad. I'm shocked defending myself. I feel bad. I'm shocked. Is it a blind spot on my part? It's a blind spot. You know what? And like I said, I don't want to come down on the contest at a time, but just like, by all and fucking, I hate that.

I should have said it then. Let's make a misspoke monkey. That's my, that's on me, though, for not speaking up. You fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. But just be known, just be in a misspoke. That's my, that's on me though for not speaking up. You fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. But just be known, just be known. Just know, just know whoever wins. Right. You'll never recognize this. You need, you need all three of fucking TSD to recognize you. That is not true. Yes.

We've always gone two out of three. No, if you, if you're tough to you, it's a situation like this before. But if it's a certain two out of three, It's up to you. I'm in a situation like this before. But if it's a certain two out of three, and it's space monkeys, it's fucking space monkey's end. It's a VNQ agree, oh my god. If it's VNQ agree, it's still TSD, it's VN Brian agree, and it's still TSD.

But if it's Brian and Q agree, that's fucking space monkey. So as long as you agree, it's Chelsea day. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It has to be. It has to be. It has to be, if it's just you two agree, No

Because if it's just you two agreeing, why can't it be no because if it's you a bride it's puck nuts But you own that so you're a part of it. No, I give it all right All right, all right, all right. Hey, man. I got no Title is in question I'm sure everyone's is not gonna care what the title is this is a guy who's like on Puck those hey, let's do busting nuts send in pictures of your gross sex But Why it's all predicated upon you be like girl send in pictures. Please. That's why busting nuts became I remember I remember saying exactly that I remember saying exactly that

I was on such a fucking short leash I was gonna trouble a fucking short leash. I was getting in trouble for shit that Ming did. I could hardly talk about anything I'll puck much. Jesus. Wow. Wow. A lot of controversy.

There is. There are a lot of controversies. The speaking of controversy, I'm curious, because I texted you the other night and I said, I asked if you had seen the Steve Harvey version of Family Feud. I have not. It's on the game show network. And I guess the shows are relatively new.

There's a guy who like, remember when the world was a guest at Steve Harvey being like, Hey, can you leave me alone when I'm in my dressing room? And they're like, what a fucking piece of shit. Yeah. And now like the stuff that goes on, that's going on in Hollywood is like, all right. 10 times, like a thousand times. Sure.

Steve Harvey, like leave me alone. But, well, he wasn't hurting anybody when he said that. Just feelings. He was hurting feelings. Wow. Which are just as important as physical. Man, not. You can't hurt somebody's feelings, Q.

No? People's feelings. Yeah, man. That's like feelings, but it hasn't come down yet. No, yeah. You can still hurt people's feelings, Q. No. People's feelings. Yeah, man. That's like feelings, man. That hasn't come down yet. No, yeah. You can still hurt people's feelings here and there. By asking for a few minutes of quiet in your fucking dress room.

Right. I said at the time, I agreed with you. Don't come up. Yeah. And don't come up and ask me to do like an answering an answering machine message for you. I don't feel like he's garbage. Right.

Because Steve Harvey wants to spend the whole fucking day saying hello to your third cousin. Exactly. That's never happened to you I see you can mojo you asked me to make one last night I got a third cousin yeah but I would do anything for mojo but one of the questions was like what's your first move when you want to when you want to turn on a woman you You're going to move Well, maybe not necessarily yours, but like I guess widely accepted

When you want to when you want when you want to when you're making a move on a woman. Yeah, how do you turn her on? Mm-hmm on a person level. I'm like she's gonna fucking chopper girl. We take this character. Yeah. That's all you can question now. Well, you want, you, what's the concept? What do you mean like a, like a first date, second date type thing? It doesn't have any general if you want to turn a woman on.

How do you do that? I don't think it's like, I think permission is implied in family feud, although some of the answers I'm not so sure. Okay. But I'm assuming that it's like you're with your girl and you wanna turn around, how do you do it? Right. This family few dances, is your right dances now?

Family, no. I was slightly incapacitated. So I was just watching it like, what the fuck? One was like, I think the lady went to her. Well it was, can we, since you know the answer let's see me let's see me and Q can We're a little family here who's more of a who's more of a fucking turn around I go first yeah, of course compliment Complement was not there really no compliment was on the list. Oh, no, because it's got to be it's this fucking 2017 course fucking society

That's got to go right immediately a couple of it isn't a good enough Anymore right? Flowers show me flowers flowers. You did not see flowers. You did see We that's not our third strike All right, you got two strikes. I had a fucking play family feud. I do I thought I did until I saw some Barbie. Oh, by the way, I'm a Amazon Prime. There are so many old game shows on Amazon Prime right now. I don't have Amazon Prime. I don't even have Netflix.

But you order from Amazon. I do. I mean, you don't have the, you don't give me shipping. I don't know. I don't know my wife handles on that because Amazon. Because if you have it, because Adam's on Prime, like, is wrapped into it. It's like 75 bucks for the year. Oh, I don't know my wife handles on that because Amazon because if you have it because Adam's on private like is wrapped into It's like 75 bucks for the year. Oh, and you get free shipping most people do it on It's like an app on your on your TV TV how do you get Amazon in your TV? You have an Xbox isn't this like a Amazon app on that You can just do it. Yeah, is it on Netflix?

It's good. It's got a lot of good stuff Rub Rub an area Okay, be more specific you're on to something Grim rub Rub uh, don't be shy. I'm a rogginous son Be more specific what yeah, a lady a lady. That's not a lady. That's not a lady then. That's not a lady. Who gets turned off?

So if you touch a woman's disgusting point where in a size of your shoulders there are a whore? Would you just took a background? Would she married? Well, for how long? Overclose! She was wearing a... Surely she was wearing a shawl at the time. I'm judging by these answers, I assume that they only pulled prostitutes. Indigent hobo women. All right, so what was telling me that it's the, that they actually said like the nipple rub.

Boom, but they don't, they say, they say her, they say her knockers slash nipples. And I was blown away. Richard Dawson will be spinning in his grave. He wouldn't even be able to pucker up to kiss every woman on the show. Wow, it's that course. There was one part where the guy, to say he wants to save a gyna but he can't even bring himself to save a gyna this fucking corny white guy and he's like the frontal area and Everyone like Steve Harvey makes the fucking face of course everybody laughs Steve Harvey then goes on an Comfortable amount of time with euphemisms. Like, are you talking about home on the range?

American pie, like all these euphemisms that you've never heard before. No, never heard of any of them. But he's at least I get the American pie one, but home range of one. Yeah, I don't know what he was talking about. He's like, he's like, Amber waves of green,

like just saying all this weird shit that you're like, I've never really heard it, referred, I guess. But he went on so long, and people were laughing so uncomfortable, that it just sort of peedered out, and then they went to commercial. Oh, that's true. But yeah, it was the frontal area.

He then they said her creamy caboose, because he's like, show me, show me. Show me. Is that a second answer or is that still part of the problem? That's a different answer. Yeah, no, the ass is not normally, unless I got hit by a car and normally located

in the front of the one. But that's not an answer. Like creamy caboose isn't how you turn it on. Well, he goes, like, you cream hook a poose. Well, he's like, no, he's talking about, like, touching her ass or something. Who's that up there? It was up there. Because he's like, show me the the booty and it says on the on the the answer says her creamy caboose

No, I swear I swear I don't know what it is and creamy caboose Yeah, but I guess they're yeah, they're just using like you know metaphors or whatever For creamy caboose. For yeah, like, but it doesn't make sense with the question. How do you turn a woman on? How do you turn, how do you turn her on by touching her, the guys like by touching her bodies like show me, show me booty.

I think turn her on actually should, I think it was sexual, sexual it was implied. Sweaty. How do you get her sweaty? Down? Oh, okay creamy caboose. Yeah, how do you get her ass to sweat? This is really what they should have that I don't really mean sweat and that's not preparation. Okay. Oh, all right I hear you yeah Well then sweaty is not the right word But you've been doing it all wrong

is not the right word. But you've been doing it all wrong. No, I swear to you, sweaty, and all the right hair. I would not touch a woman's creamy caboose unless I got permission, and I'm in trouble. Intriplicate. Right. Intriplicate. So it has to be notarized.

I think it's like your life partner that are talking about it. No, none the less. If I had a lot, if I got married, find a life partner. I want, I got to listen closely to this. I want every sectional encounter to, uh, to have a written, written dissent. I would do agree to get sweaty down below. Yeah, and my husband can touch my creamy caboose. No, creamy caboose tonight.

We will, we will discuss that at a future. That's right. Love making session. that's right making session Lights off sir Turn the lights off and get in bed. Yeah, well, I mean, you know that's they love it though That's that's the 2000 whatever 716 I guess playfulness that yeah, but again It was like it was the same in the 70s It's had a lot of like sort of like shit in the 70s. I mean, they would use like whoopee and shit. You know, they did, but it's a little,

but what was scandalous back then now is so innocent and. I don't think so. I think the opposite. I think it's more scandalous now. You can't fucking do anything. I think, I think what was innocent back then would be scandalous now on game shows. Well, definitely Richard Dawson

kissing everyone. Well that I mean that fucking the data where they said was the weirdest place yet what be it. That never actually ever aired. Oh really? That was it that was a cut and that was shown on a real real look like outtakes. But like what about the Gung show at the popsicle twins? Well, the gong show is the same thing. You never saw the popsicle twins, I mean, you think I jays a lot. Yeah, hold on a second. Yeah, you know what?

I'll let you just watch it. I will say though, I watch another. You know, you don't have to show them. I can very much guess what it is. Two twins come out and two twins, but they are teenage girls. And I imagine they, they don't look all enough to eat popsicles.

So this is, is that your guess? Yeah, I'm my guess is, but tell me if I'm right. It's one of my heroes, just as bad. Yeah, he's gone. Google popsicle twins. We can, she cruises Hollywood Boulevard in Annabulance. Half the time, I like like what is he talking about This is like me introducing the Nostaeus D-town over boat contest

Oh my god, it's two girls who are like probably 16, seductively eating orange pop sickle they're blowing them they're blowing them they appear like the unknown comic on a regular basis or just a one-time not only is it a one-time thing how the fuck do you remember this then? I remember a lot of shit this is a famous one they got gums right like somebody ends it I mean it's nuts right? I mean they're just very upset

they're getting that one looks a little bit older than one in a blue shirt she stuck it she this is not the first time she's done this shit. We got sheets of our... They're not wearing shoes either, which is really strange. It's so long. They left two of the judges walked away. So what I...

Yeah, no shit. It was kind of a picture of someone's team. Did you see that live? When it aired? I mean, I saw it on TV. I don't know that I saw it live, though. Yeah, I never heard of that or saw that. That I couldn't attest to. I mean, I just think that... If there was a game show today, and that happened. I bet you it could happen.

I'll tell you, I saw the second iteration of Joker... Well, actually, third of Joker's wild it's hosted by Snoop Dogg. I saw it too What a train wreck. Holy shit. I'm good. Oh my god. I think the title's just curse boys The original game show went on for a while. That's a no-ammy one. No way. No, that's pressure lock But the Snoop Dog one I watched one episode I'd even make it through the full episode It's it's unwatchable. Yeah, it's it is unwatchable. Yeah, you're just like what is going on? What are they talking about? It's like you know, they have like the big jackpot thing We're gonna try to get three Snoop dogs in a row or whatever. I mean and it is day and age How is it still like how does it still get a rise? I have no audience to make marijuana jokes. They love it. People marijuana is still

illegal. But how is it still in this day and age that you still get that like like people who can make meth jokes I disagree. I just can't imagine the IQ of the public that they're still laughing about marijuana jokes. I don't get it. Kevin's like, can you cut that part? I don't know, but I just feel like that's the whole Joker's wild.

It was all about like smoking and tired. And now everything is basically about, well, I mean, there are comedians, Doug Benson, his entire act, right, is basically based around him. Yeah. Yeah. I got to change something. I'm sorry. I'll go, I like Doug Benson now.

Oh, come around, though. You did a 180, huh? He was on the Joker's cruise. I saw him. He fucking bought a ticket to come on the cruise. He wasn't there as a guest. Oh, I thought he was so much fun. He came on and I got off stage and I was like, I looked at him.

I was like, holy fuck. What are you doing here? I don't like you. And then he was so nice, like I think. You caught him on a bad day? I think he was just super fucking high. Really? Yeah, but this is the guy who sucked off Dean Cook's from that drive fucking trust him.

What do you mean he sucked off, thank you? You. I did? Yeah, you were like, oh, I met Dean Cook and he was so dreamy and oh, funny, you want to talk funny? I mean, that dude was big, though. He was funny. He was not funny, that guy was not funny. When I met him, he was big. He was funny. He was not funny. That guy was not funny. When I met him, he was funny. He said a good joke. He was funny with college students and

shit. Who are like, I remember somebody exposing me to day and cook shit and I was like, seriously, like, I'm supposed to laugh at this garbage. I have a new celebrity crush, anyway. Who is it? Keenan Thompson from Keenan, and Kel. Yeah. I met him the other day. I met him at this. Some high interagent. The guy was funny. He's so Yeah. I met him the other day. I met him at this. Some high interagent. The guy was fucking so nice. I was like, this is crazy how nice this guy is. Yeah.

Is that all it takes? Yeah. It would just be nice to, I feel like it would just be nice to be. It would just be nice to be here. It would like to hear about you. Yeah. I mean, like bizarrely nice. You're like, holy fuck, this guy is really nice guy.

Do you ever question at me that, you know, that's possibly he's just being extra nice because you know, I don't think you're... I don't think you're talking about why. I don't think he needs to. As to like maybe somebody who was in on TV. Maybe, but I don't care about that. I just care about what you're talking about me. Okay, I mean, it doesn't go into that questioning of a...

Well, I never heard of that. Everybody's really nice to celebrities. Do I have any value as a human beyond my celebrity? I don't think so anymore Now so fucking nice dude. I was like you know, I don't He's the longest he's been on this and all the longest out of any Christmas I've any cast member. Yeah history of SNL? I believe so, yeah. Really? Yeah. Definitely currently. I think he's got it for all time.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so nice. So, handsome. The handsome guy, huh? I don't know. He's a big guy. He's a big guy.

You're a chubby chasing him. I never do. I'll take it. Get over here, you. Get over here, chubby. So yeah, Joker's now. I never do. I'll take it. Get over here. You. Get over here. Chubby. So, yeah, Joker's wild.

I cannot. Although I don't know what your ratings need to be in order for a to-lost. Why not? I tell you what? It's on TBS. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's a strange station to be running first-run game shows. Based on my own experience with Joker's wild, we were the second highest rated show in

the network and they still canceled it. Do they they feel they felt it was gonna hurt the brand? So it's big yeah. Yeah. People were complaining about me fucking leaving babies out on fucking porches and shit. Uh-huh. It like we didn't sketch and oh my god. You would think I left an actual baby on the porch.

You know like I gotta go take some sealous baby. Yeah. But like doesn't that just make you mad that they don't respect The viewers enough to fucking be able to tell a difference between a skit. No, no, I'm sorry You miss on the Sydney the fucking viewers were the one who were complaining True added people wrote in letters like oh my god How could they do that? How could they leave a baby outside? It was My God, how could they do that? How could they leave a baby outside? It was stunning.

It was stunning. What the fuck, it looks like they're acting. This isn't real, we got that. This isn't real. Why do large people are not that smart? I'm learning that a lot. I'm learning that if you didn't like Joker's wild, you're not smart.

That's what I'm saying. And if you loved it, you're a genius. There you go. There you go. I'll tell you who would have loved it as keen at times and who would have loved it if you had seen it. Right. You would have watched it all handsom and shit.

Yeah, looking all good. What does your feeling, speaking of the marijuana thing, now that Chris Christie is gone, and we've got this new guy who says he'll legalize weed within 100 days, which kind of see happening. Is that impossible? I doubt it. There you go.

What are you going to do? What am I going to do? Well, they're stoners around. I mean, they're around. Anyway, I don't doubt it. Yeah. What are you gonna do? What do I get? Stowners are in. I mean, they're around. Anyway, I don't think it's gonna change anything. I don't think you don't think legalizing weed in this state would make more would it would open the doors for more people to just go and buy say flavor X. I don't know. I don't know. What are you doing right now? You dropping in a plug. You're talking about flavor.. I don't think, I think if you're gonna smoke, you're gonna smoke and... Well, you're a fiend for it. If you got the itch, you can't, and you gotta have it.

You gotta scratch it. I don't wanna worry you. But when they decriminalized weed in Manhattan in New York City, Manhattan everywhere you go just smells weed constantly now. People just smoke it with no fear. Which is why you should use Flavor X because- What is Flavor X?

There's little capsule things that- Oh, I would need to worry about that. If you're gonna- If you're gonna do it- Your daughter might smell it. Your daughter might see it. Suddenly some guys giving her a back rub. It's fucking hard.

Fine. I'll take care of that. You call me any fucking shenanigans. I'll take care of that. I get over here. You're fucking potted. I don't think it's, I don't think it's really anything. I mean, I think it were all, it's probably trending that way.

Anyway, that's going to be legal in all 50 states sooner or later So all about the money, right? So all about the money Now, we are property taxes go down in Jersey not at all nothing else. I'll change. They'll just put more We'll just have more fucking cement heads fucking Token up to but my I'll still be paying the same amount cement head. Is that a Why I've never heard that is that that a, is that a thing?

I don't know, it's something I made up. All right, let's go with it. Samantha, heads in five pieces. Um, but if it's legal, and Mike comes in and he's like, uh, like, how do you handle that? Well, I mean, I want to store, the guy who wants to store is a big proponent of small stuff. That's true. And how could I ever be like, oh, do you can't smoke? It'd be like, if he wants to, if he wants to, just throw his career down the drain.

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So what about Gidem? I'll bet you would have a tighter reign on Gidem. I don't have to worry about Gidem. Gidem's not into drugs. No? No, he's into alcohol, but he's not into drugs, so. If you just keep him away from that gallon of beer. Look, I mean, everybody's got their own,

you know, I'm not coming at anybody who, I heard you were, I heard you were whacked out on fucking cold medicine. Get him gave you cold medicine. I heard that you were like, let's take it. And then you were flying high and shit is this true? I did take cold medicine. You want to ask him apology right now?

We didn't take cold medicine? Fuck it cemented. It's so strange that he's told him, he's told Michelle I took cold medicine. I'll tell you what, listen. Yeah, it's so strange. I felt so horrible that I actually took medicine from getting them. That's how bad I felt. Right.

It was like not in a regular bottle. It was in a, it was in a, it was in a, it was in a old box that had been probably like, you'd ever see someone write a Sharpie that it's been marked down. That's not medicine, Miss M That's not medicine misspelled. That's not medicine misspelled. That's not medicine misspelled. That's not medicine misspelled. That's not medicine misspelled. That's not medicine misspelled.

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Since that buffer and back in 91. Yeah, that was 98. Yeah, that was 98. Oh, shit. You're a recently recovered. You've been sober for many years. You're 30 year chip. So you took in, it did make you feel better

and then you didn't take any more. I believe cold medicine to be, I told get him this because he was asking me about it. And I believe it to be what's that called that placebo? You know what? There are a lot of people who do think that. Yeah, I believe it's, this billion dollar industry is a lie. Well, cough medicine definitely is. But shit like day-quil has the the the Tylenol and everything in it. But I mean something like I take will has the, the, the, the Tylenol and everything in it. But I mean, something like, I'm talking about the, um, the cold medicines.

Yeah, cough syrup. Cough syrup is definitely nothing. Cough syrup is bullshit, I read. It's proven a billion times over. It does nothing. You know, it isn't though. The, um, what the pheno, fucking whatever, with the one with coding in it, one with hydrocoded on it, definitely work because it suppresses a cough reflex. So you definitely stop coughing

if you get a prescription cough medicine with either two ingredients in it, they're opiates. But this stuff off the shelf. The last time I had a prescription for a person. The stuff off the shelf, she's like that pharmacy doesn't exist anymore. I just swallowed up, I can eat other pharmacies. I'm just gonna say, back when I had my knee operated on,

1998 was the last time I had a prescription. Right. The last time I took any kind of, just other than get them. Any touch of pain pills, huh, too, right? You were in. One, and I didn't need it. I felt like I could get power through it.

Yeah. I didn't feel that way for years. For years. I didn't feel that way. What's up, huh? Uh, Rob Bruce in the house. There he goes coming to town. Yeah, it's eight o'clock at night.

Oh, no, he's not here. He's fine. Oh, Mike's crashed car. Yeah, certainly he's talked about on a... Happy Thanksgiving. I'm Mike and Mike, Jimmy and Arby. Oh, speaking of that, what a segue. What a segue right there.

Oh my God. Thanksgiving's coming up. Q. What do you got going on for Thanksgiving? Oh, it's going to my mom's house. Yeah, Jeff that apple, that jab apple, the jab. What's that again? I can't. I'm the apple goes in the turkey, turkey goes in the oven.

Hopped out of his purple. And that's the that's the Q and his Asian yeast fight over it. Yeah, something coveted by the twins, right? It's me. It's mine. It's for me. And this is literally an apple put up the, the, the, right? It's me, it's mine, it's for me. And this is literally an apple put up the cavity of a turkey that you want this. And they bake it and it is delightful.

And you probably have no one fighting you for this. Well, my niece, she's a niece. And what did you say she was? Well, she's a Japanese, Japanese, right? She's 14. That's why she's a double apple. And this climate I would give her the apple, is just you say she was? Oh, she's, she's Asian. Japanese rice is 14. That's why she's 12. In this climate, I would give her the apple. No.

Just in case she goes online and knows some things about you. Yeah, she's like my uncle, he's the term, japple. No. He stole the apple with all the heinous juice that I soaked into it. And then he hurt my feelings. Men have gotten the ass apple for too long

What about you, Brian? What are you doing on Thanksgiving? I'm gonna go to Pam and Edgers I'm gonna turkey no apples I'm gonna I do all the cooking since you like that. I don't enjoy that Love it like does that does that center you? No come on Now it's not get crazy in that house Yeah, yeah, I gotta do it No, come on. Now it's not get crazy in that house. So does the cook in my mom? Yeah. Yeah, I got to do it. I told you the story about my mother in the world's best cook thing. She, one day, I can't remember, it was in her house. It was like one of those things you buy at a pharmacy.

They're like precious moments or something. It's like, they look like a clay color. It's a world's best fish. And she had one that said world's best cook. And she was like carrying it to her room. This is only like a couple of years ago. And I was like, who gave you that? And she's like, oh, Tracy gave it to me years ago.

And I was like, oh, I don't really say anything about it. She's like, you don't think I am? I was said, what, wait, I don't think you're the world's best cook. Why is she carrying it around? She was carrying it from somewhere to put in her room. I don't know why am. I was said, what wait, I don't think you're the world's best cook. Why is she carrying it around? She was carrying it from somewhere to put in her room. I don't know why she had it. And I'm like, wait, do I think you're the world's best cook? And she's like, yeah, I was like, no. Is she a good cook? No. No. No, I even good. She wouldn't want to hear this. So nobody tell her.

She can't cook for shit. She puts no effort into it because I think she doesn't like doing it. So like, you probably done it for almost her whole life, you know, and right. But even when we were kids, it's like, oh, we're gonna have chicken, throw chicken in the oven, bake it, no seasoning, anything, just, you know, which would be great for you. Right. Yeah. Like, well, it should be your son, not me. Seasonings, I consider drugs. Yeah. You have some rosemary a cement head It's just a fucking free for all basil as a fucking controlled substance Yeah, you would you would think it was an arctic the way my mother used them so it's very good in our house. No salt, no pepper, like had fucking 5,000 cookbooks

never cracked a one the spines are flawless. And she got upset and she started like tearing up. I'm like, so cram it up. God damn mind. Yeah. Well, okay, but the only man that matters though in her life that should matter if she if she if she's a good cook what does Edgar think what is what is the compliment machine you know what is Edgar think I'm sure it's gonna be very comforting when Edgar has this as Edgar waiting on this he didn't then he did it in the moment I don't think he's ever actually criticized her cooking that I could hear. Well that I think that was like volumes the man has never criticized her cooking that is as good as

saying you're the world's best cook or for him or I have absolutely zero culinary distinction between good food and stuff that should be in a trough Like this should be with like like rotten apples and Now as as her firstborn phone book Why couldn't you just give that little white lie to mom? Why couldn't you just be like? Because it's neither little nor white I'm like I'm not playing into your fucking delusions. Like that's that's flat out-demented. It's like I have I know people who are professional cooks. I just went to

char with you with you. In terms of dinner. Do you realize the precious moments for you at mini statue is not recognized in the culinary world as a fucking as like real like the space monkeys of awards but I don't know just like you get the world's best son one mm-hmm do you really want your mom going over your shoulder one day going you know that that's a pretty hollow that you're not the one who's given it to me. Uh, maybe you're in this state. Maybe you're in your game to you. Well, the first thing I do is take a picture of it and send it to Eric and Darren and I'm

like, if his judgment matters at all at this point, this is a guy who's eating peps cooking. So, you know, his taste or fucking limited. I just, I can't even imagine how the Johnson's muster up the strength for a Thanksgiving. Hearing this what the personalities at the table. I can't even imagine what it's like on Thanksgiving. Everybody. It's like rare for people to show up angry.

You know, normally like, continue angry. Leave angry. You know, normally like, I'm saying you're angry. Leave angry. You're not. No. She said there's only seven people going. So if it's, so if she and Edgar two people, me and Sage are two more people, then that only leaves three more.

Darren and his lady, yeah, so that only leaves one more person. I'm not even sure who that is. Well, we'll be crazy. Now she's not gone. She has to work or something. I'm at a sure who that is. Well, we'll be crazy. Now she's not gone. She has to work or something. I'm at a house, this Thanksgiving, going out to a restaurant.

Oh yeah, nobody wants to cook, huh? Nobody really wants to cook this year, so everybody, everybody, I didn't get it. And Bob Evans is open. Thanks to the guy. I guess so. I didn't get a vote, but apparently, if you don't cook, you don't get a chance to vote

or what work's gonna have. What restaurant? Oh, it's on- For Maseray? Didn't get a vote apparently if you don't cook you don't get a chance to vote for what works gonna have what restaurant It's on for my jury no Who lands who lands guy good lord who lands yeah, why what's wrong with that? You may as well say Friday's Ruby Tuesday's it's a chain restaurant I thought like when you yeah, but it's gonna be somewhere fancy like who hands is fancy It's good dim it's dim. Sure it is.

Yeah, I mean, fancy compared to any number of like KFC, who hands, which what's fancier? Who hands is definitely fancier. Okay. Who the hell that they have silverware. Yeah, yeah, in that you don't have to do with your hand. You're right. But if you were to say fancy, I would say like McCloons or something.

I thought, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I'm just saying it's a very generic average. Clearly. I wasn't thinking that for a second. We could eat at, we could eat at, in and out burger. We could eat at the shittiest, we could eat at white castle. I think this is none of you would ever get on a plane to go to a place where an Internet exists. All right, we could go to white castle. And it would still it's all about who's at the table.

Not where not where the fucking table is in the restaurant. Okay, so why Hula hands on why not like this? Oh, it seems like you're putting on air. No, it's with you. First. Oh, they don't have any turkey. There's turkey at Hula hands. I didn't know. they have a big Thanksgiving thing in who lands Oh, did I a buffet? I'm assuming yeah a buffet, huh? Yeah, not that it matters to me. I mean It's it's all it's all salad these other dwaromons seem to care Everything it basically should be for me. It's all spinach everything is you know no matter what it is It's it's basically spinach to me because I won't eat any of it

So you just get on the white turkey otherwise it's They might not even have white turkey. I don't even know All right, I may like I said it may be a very lean Thanksgiving this year for me so if you're so pile some extra high on your plate for it I'm thinking me this year. The only wall you're suffering it. Who hands some fucking anonymous fucking average, yeah, chain restaurant. Hey, good for you, man. At least you don't got a fucking cook or clean up more host people.

I wish I was going to hold hands. Yeah. So yeah, is it over one more? What about the day after black Friday? Cute. What are you doing on black Friday? What about the what about the day after black Friday? What are you doing on black Friday? Second off fucking keen

Fucking hope so any plans you going out shopping No, if you're asking for Just making black Now I'll do the online Yeah, I do everything online do you feel like You're missing the being in the game when you're not you know You'll miss that the hustle and the bustle. I used to enjoy it. I did enjoy a play last winter at Walmart Don't let a food on my neck When you were a kid, didn't you go out?

Sal and I used to go Sal and I would go overnight and wait fun, right? It was a weird a blabber. We did have a blast. Yeah, what happened Come on. You imagine he and Sal, like, like, in the middle of the line, at best, by not even at the head of the line, in the middle of the line, in their fucking chairs, and shit, like their lawn chairs. One year, this is your story.

One year we fucking waited, we waited hours. Like we basically camped out in front of a circuit city. Is that long? What are you trying to get? What are you trying to show? I forget, but I do remember this. The store open, then as the store open, this was way before the TV show, right? As the store open, Murray pulls up in a car and then just jumped along with us and walked in with us. And did the line go ballistic? No. He was just like, Hey guys, and walked in, just went in. He fucking, he just played just

sashade right in. He played us, man. He did it. I'm fucking, I don't say that one. Did you miss out on though? The camaraderie. Yeah. Yeah. That's why you guys are brothers in in shopping. And you look back on it and you said you told that story. You had a little bit in your eye. I love those days, man.

You could they come around every year. But you're on really. I was thinking the same thing I went to Chili's the other day And I saw a lady who was a waitress when we used to go probably 10 years ago Yeah, because we used to go to Chili's all the time. I felt the same way. I was like wow I missed this man Well, we're not Chili's but you're like yeah, the most we use to meet the Chili's is basically around halfway for us We used to meet there and like have a two lunch and just bullshit. It was great. It was great. You go back, you on Black Friday.

Black Friday? Anything you're looking to circle in this, you get in the circulars, you go and throw them, looking for all your bargains, all the presents you're buying for everybody this year? Yeah, definitely. That's, I can't wait to do that to get sage more shit she doesn't need

to fit in a place that it doesn't fucking fit in. I told her, I said this year I said from Christmas I was like you gotta get rid of some of this shit if you're gonna get more stuff. Okay, you gotta. And how is she gonna rid of it? Uh, but noticing when after I throw it away, I hope. Actually I paid good money for like plastic that's like oh god, like I paid this much because in the moment she wanted to, I don't have, this year she hasn't mentioned whatever hot toy it is, I forget the call.

That's what growing up is about though, though, that is getting toys that you need it to have and then you don't really need them. It's just, you're giving her the memories though. Well, now you're a grown up, you don't need that shit anymore. She's not grown up. She tells me every day, today she's like,

I wanna walk to school alone. And I walked her to school with, it's only, it's like less than 10 minutes. But we went out to the road, I was like, which way do you go? She points towards the highway. I'm like, nope. Another way.

Now, do you wonder why she wants to walk alone? I mean, is that Mickey a little bit sad? I remember that. I remember that. What was that world's greatest data, fucking special, on the other hand? What a fun. But at that moment that, you know, your little girl goes,

I don't want to be seen with you. That's tough. I mean, I dealt with it twice. She hasn't said it in so many words, but yeah, she's not. She's not like that just yet in terms of like, oh, I can't believe I'm being seen with you. Because I want to work for someone. Why does she want to work for someone?

She just, she likes the independence and stuff. So I'll walk her to a certain point and then she walks the rest of the way by herself. And the first day they question me they're like, did you let her walk to school alone? Because I would walk her up to the door every day. I said no. So now I have to sort of like wave to the teacher from like, it's like two football fields away. Yeah. You know, I'm glad that they're that way.

Yeah, they're pretty they're not as bad as Tintin Falls was where like it was more of a like kind of like a prison than a school. Yeah. Like I see a lot of kids walk into this school. And you know, it pushes like it. Yeah. One of the saddest things was like we had a lot of there was that feeling that realization that like when I was like, where do you guys want to go eat eat and I would make to mention places and they were like no we want

to go here or here and I'd be like I should so far away I would say that I'd be like why why you want to go so far away for it turns so far and why you want to drive like an hour out of our way we can't get a restaurant right here right but they want to go to a restaurant they want to go to a place that's in town but that's the one that want to go though and they're like all the food candles on the table the food better at that with that particular uh... the battery operator that apple beast and apple beast by our house and i want to go to apple beast and i'm like and then i finally and then i do a little digging a little digging and i realize they just are afraid that some

of the people that they go to school school will be there and see them eating with their dad You know what to doubly insulting that you're not fucking TV That is usually a thing that kids want to brag about it But no, no, no, it's embarrassing. It's shameful to them. They see me putting that pony show on and that like Shucking in jyvin like oh you're like, oh, you sell out. Like, world's greatest sell out. That's the sweet thing. Christmas is coming up, Walt, and what do you hate getting for Christmas?

Ties and socks. Underwear. Underwear. Who wants them? Unless they're from the Andes. Come on. You still give it to your family and you loved ones who don't want it.

Maybe it's not the underwear that's the problem. It's the kind of underwear. Have you given underwear, Q? Give me given underwear. And given underwear? Yeah. I think I've got boxes. Yeah. Is it deflating? No. I like, I like, I like, I like, as a kid.

You still like getting underwear? If there were another dude, so. If there were another dude, so I don't, uh, start. I don't know. I don't think I've ever opened one and been like, start. I don't know. I don't think I've ever opened one. I'm in like, yeah, that sucks. Okay. Really?

Grateful, grateful for any gifts. Yeah. Hashtag grateful. All right. Let me just about the one day. Can I say, can I interrupt the commercial one second? People send a lot of gifts to the store for me. Yes.

I like every week. I'm in. I'm in a whole thing. And there's, there's, there's, there's, and believe me guys, I appreciate it. I think Walt will back this up. I never get anything and throw it out and fucking leave everything that people sent to me to the stash.

I bring home. If there's a letter I try and respond. I'm not 100% on that, but I do try and, try and be like, thank you. Um, so I appreciate it so much. And I really do like, somebody sent an unbelievable canvas of Tom Petty for me I really love that. Thank you very much

That being said if you do send something to the stash please don't call and harass Walt about it I Am more than willing and I'm more I am happy to make sure a cue gets his gets his packages Right, but I am not willing to take multiple fucking phone calls. Okay. I have never not given BQ one of his gifts. Right. And it hasn't happened before this. It ain't going to happen after this. You can rest assured. Will you punish people who call in and throw their shit away? Oh, please don't. No, I'm not going to punish anybody. I'm just saying like, you will delay it another week for every phone call. I just like we're trying

to conduct a business here and we can't track when BQ is going to get down here and open up his gifts. And not care about them. That's not true at all, man. I would say it if that was true. You do get excited. But I won't tell you guys. I get some nice, I mean, really, man, the amount of stuff is really touching. If you want your package to go to the top of the pile, the only way to achieve that is by not poppin.

Maybe send a package, my way might get that package onto the top of the pile. I'm not saying you don't send me a package a gift as well, that it is going to go to the bottom but the priority if uh... you know that's the way the world works if i'll run around fucking make it sure becuse fucking packages are safe and secure you would think that i would get i would have some dog in the fight there would be a little uh... a thank you, a little wedding of your beak.

Give card to Red Robin. Red Robin. Yeah, cool hands, man. That's the only one to you. No, that'll be long pass by the time. Red, I just went to Red Robin yesterday. I was thinking about you. Yeah, Red Robin's awesome.

Wish we could do spots for them instead of fucking the shit. No, no, no, no, no, no. Except for me undies and zipper cruder, right? Right, back to the back. Back to no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, easy gift. If you knew, if you knew going into that, doctor's appointment, that a female was gonna be in the room. Would you have, would you have groomed any different? Oh, like shaved my ass. No, no, no, just saying, would you have like, would you have worn?

So it's in patches. Would you have worn, would you have worn better clothes? Would you have done anything differently than, than the old man, doctor, who was gonna see it? If you had known that the, the old man doctor who's younger than me. If you had known that the... The old man doctor who's younger than me. Uh, no, I would not have done anything different.

I wouldn't have done anything different. No. Wow. No, what can I do differently? A little bit of cologne, maybe. But I wear cologne anyway. Down there, I mean. Oh yeah, I just pour a bottle of paco-rebonne

all over my balls. You wear cologne? Oh yeah. What's that look like? Uh, very sexy from Victoria's Secret. I know it sounds super gay, but it smells good. Well, you're not Can't do that was a cackle. That is a cackle. I've been cackled in a pass Usually by girls you know think they're too good for old For old Brian is fucking very sexy You better get the fucking... It's a cackle too long, Hen.

It's spilling it out pretty soon. Oh, that date's approaching? Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh, here's just coming up very quickly. What was the finish line on that? What was the five-year date? I don't recall, but I know it's coming up.

Oh my god. And somebody's locked in. Be cool. You're going to the doctor. She's got no prospects. I'll tell you that. You're going to the doctor. You're go into the doctor. She's got no prospects. Let's say that was got you going to Go into the doctor. I can spin My fucking clone

And there's a chance that the receptionist May come into the room and see you in a in a compromised position. Do you change anything about anything differently? No, I don't think so because i think i i conduct myself in the now i wonder what are we at a moment no i i mean like my boxes are pretty nice like i don't yet nothing i not you wouldn't wear something a little bit nicer i don't think so i think you have to

know jama's i back to me on the, back to me, Andy. So back to me, Andy's. It may as well be a fucking you have in a robe because everyone's impressed by them. They have a soft, flexible waistband, the softness. That's what gets. That's what puts them a cut above.

I saw some like Walmart, me, Andy's. They play like tried to me. Yeah. Come on. Wait, every day you put on Cologne? No, not every day. Just be going to the doctor. So when you put on Cologne? No, not every day. Just be going to the doctor. So when you put on Cologne?

Not only on my boss. When you put on Cologne. It depends, like if I'm going to go out at night or something, like MSG, put a little Cologne on. Very sexy, but is that a woman's? No. Yeah, I'm like, oh shit, I'm wearing perfume for last year. But you have to admit that somebody bought it for me

Inventory of secrets very sexy sounds like a woman's problem. It definitely does Right, you're telling me it's not You can go with the case, you can go with the cow room bitch Did you pick it out or did you have some saleswoman sell it to you? No, I didn't pick it out. No, someone gave it to years ago. Yeah, yeah, I'm like what a human ice me I see I see I see you're a mark for a salesperson Right and you walk in it. They could sell you fuck it. Sell you like right. I'm like so this toilet water After I get into money I definitely own all the tea in China is what you're saying

Cuz you know I'm a roob But I've only got a victory secret sales person. I'm a lot of her service is your scent. Look at O'Villau, Joe Harry. Some of this perfume. I like it. It's flounder. Boy, you all had a bag of chips.

Did this is for women? Oh boy, you all had a bag of chips. Did you ever want a Victoria Secret in 1997? It is not. It's for women. It's not. It's called perfume. Look, then Google Victoria Secret, very sexy men. And it will come up.

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No, I'm not at all. And it doesn't even bring me close to that bar, but it does make me smell slightly better. I'm the ship I wore. If people are like, oh, you smell good. You know what, tweet at BQ Quinn. And tell him how good I fucking smell down that one. Oh, all right.

He smells like chom. He's crazy. Come on, coach. I've never worn, I've never worn a colon in my life. I've never worn a colon. Oh, it's the best. I'm gonna get you some. Should I start? You absolutely should. You want to go home? It up your game. No, no, not at all. I was thinking, I'm trying to think of the of an old, the old-fashioned colon. Jacar?

The car in the war. Yeah. Is that still for sale? It was like a little ship. Oh old-spice. Yeah, this shit like my father used to wear and I thought like you he would wear old-spice And I was like oh that's some fucking old man shit. So I got rude thinking like The old-spice is gross Yeah, it came in that like ceramic bottle Yeah, that was classy. I thought I think it was at the time. 70s and shit. Yeah, look at my mom made it in pottery class. So the ship on it. Old space, like they definitely expanded their line. Now they have like deodorants and stuff and they got to get away from that.

But they have to wait until like our generation dies out. And remember that. Did you give BQ any of the the the the sauce that came in? Are those all those free sauces from K.Y.? Oh no I don't. I don't know. K.Y. sent... We mentioned K.Y. Yeah. I finished just goddamn it. No, this is a short. Yeah. They sent the K.Y. Somebody at K.Y. I was listening and sending a whole bunch of that. The duration spray. Where is it? Ming took a whole shit look. Yeah, Ming took it.

Took some of it. He took some lube. Where's the duration spray? I have it. It was in my car and it was in a bag, so I took it in, but I'll bring some back for it. But wait, what a minting. Why, I mean, come on, I'm trying to answer that.

Is that a real question? All right. All right. Wow. But you would experiment with that? I would give it a shot. I got to answer that. Is that a real question? All right. All right. Wow. But you would, uh, you would experiment with that? I would give a shot. The dude, he's a scientist.

He's a sexy scientist. Maybe all of the ingredients are. Okay. It's literally like... It's just light a cane. Yeah, so like... Oh, it's like the tooth... It's like the tooth...

Yeah, like basically like when my back used to hurt and I would take a light a cane patches and slap them on. Okay. You could just do that. Alright. You could just wrap a lidocaine patch around your cock and hope for the best or use the stuff that came by send us. But the gels are different. Like one's like a couple's something or other.

I didn't think you would be. I'm fucking right now so so keyed in on the dracar. I can't wait to wear this. I'm gonna fucking wear this. You gonna wear it? I'm gonna fucking wear this. You know where I'm gonna wear it You were gonna smell like an eighth grade girls dream if the year was 1981 codes codes. Yeah, I can't wait to go out wearing Dracar nor We'll go out

How do you play close you want to know? Yeah, no, I don't splash it. You want to it's an aspray you spray it Yeah, and walk into it walk into it you know some saleswoman fucking told you this I know they did Yeah, I needed a tutorial. I'm like how to apply clone very sexy for men because the search bar was No, I am man knows to spray a walk into it. No way then you're not a man. I know you get a walk into it. No way. Then you're not a man. I know. Do you get it? Do you have a fact? Do you get naked and like spray at waist level and then walk back into it? So you're ass, yeah, I back up. It's a whole thing. It takes an hour.

Oh, like I don't know. Put on your shirt. I'll put it on my actual skin. Right. And then you walk into it. How right. How do you think I'm gonna marry this girl? I guess. I guess she's like his alone game is spot on. You know what you should do as a date approaches put on like 50 pounds. You should spend the next fucking hour months eating like crazy. That would be awesome. And I'll still do it. I'll still but foul you. I will still soil you. You will be a soil dove when I'm done with you. A fat soil dove, but a soil dove nonetheless. Mjondis, come on. This is why this is why this is why they were

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Of a black Friday has been for the last I don't know what six years. Yeah, seven years. You have doorbusters here When he tries to get through I don't get about tell him Steve Dave town on Black Friday has been has been a pretty significant and important day Yes for the last release of the Christmas episode It's right who do will this be the eighth year? Let me check bandcamp all you're talking. Okay. Black Friday this year. Yeah.

It's even blacker than normal. Well, do you want to, what do you want to lead with? Do you want to lead with the good news or the bad news? Well, the good news is there is a Christmas episode. So addition lives on. Okay. So if you're going to count that as we have double good news then. Oh, what's the other good? Okay, but you know, that's so there's two, two in the year. Oh, that's the only one that I know.

Oh, you're talking about what we are. How can I have a black father release though? There is a black Friday release. The Christmas episode is coming, but it's coming December 21st, 21st, a Friday. Yes. And recorded later in the year to maximize. Yeah, we had a we had a really good idea this year. This is a seventh one, by the way, seven years. This would be the seventh one. This will be the last six years. Black Friday has meant everything in TSD town. No bigger day has been right than Black Friday. Well, usually what what happens to is is is Walt has an idea is passionate about everybody loves it we get into it but this year what nothing nothing came huh? No I was I was like an old crusty squeezed out tube of toothpaste there's nothing left in that tube for Christmas.

So the one thing I get him's floor. I'm to take shots to get them. So yeah, we were and there was there was a very real possibility that there was going to be no without Christmas. And tell them Steve Dave, right? And then and then an idea surface. BQ had an idea and the light lit up in Johnson's eye. And so this is

recursive much as much as we want. So this is this is what you want title this one be Q and bri safe Christmas or just be Q safe Christmas. No, I think it's joint. I think it's bri safe Christmas. Space monkey saves Christmas. Yeah, there you go. First official space monkey's Christmas, but you're gonna be involved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm going in just like you guys went in last six years. Just show up with a dumb look on your face. What do we do when we get there?

Right, this is a very space monkey Christmas. Which explains why it's late immediately. It's a monthly, uh. And I have no idea what you guys got planned. No, but we got some good stuff coming and December 21st It's gonna drop. Yes without for all those people who are like, but they want something on black Friday We're not going. We're not going to a mall. We're not getting in line We've gotten a leftovers because we went to fucking hula hands and it was a buffet and you can't take the face shit

There's still something for you. There's something that um I am so proud of and I am so um last Halloween that just passed. I thought we raised the bar, the Tom Steve Dave bar with the Halloween Halloween episode that was filmed, real exorcist at the fucking table, right, special fucking effects, what are pods? Yeah. What other pod is doing that? None. We raised the Tom Steve Dave bar this black Friday. I think we're gonna raise the bar. We're gonna raise the not only Tom Steve Dave bar, but the podcast, the podcast and for entertainment industry in general. Can't wait to have that bar. All this bad news that you've been seeing with guys and getting all hands in shape. You're not even to think about it. We should not market that fucking as a way to sell a product.

Maybe we get a quote from we don't have done them on that on a review. Never you never bring in assaulting someone as a way to sell. That's not a good sell. All right. All right. Um. What? What's handwriting? Are we doing?

You're saying it's not allowed. Yeah. Well, then I'm going to cut you that. Oh, no. Okay. No, just in case, in case shit goes wrong, okay. You don't want that.

You don't want that hanging over your head. Right. But we are raising the bar, Q. Yeah. At the podcasting world, the bar is going to be raised by this release. It's an all original episode of Tellum Steve. They filmed, not videotaped, filmed in lush... Technicolor?

I mean, what's that, what's the, what's the, what's like, IMAX quality? It was 70 millimeter cameras to shoot this occasion wondering i believe it looks like it i believe you could put i seen it we had a professional crew professional professional film crew of comic book men uh... the guys on concomend film this all original episode never heard material interlaced said the word proper word? That's it.

With animation. Harris Conn, I mean, if you Google him on YouTube or on YouTube, he's put out some animation of us before he went in and animated big chunks of the episode to play alongside the film. And like I said, I think it's, I think it's the best thing we've ever put our name upon. I agree with that. I believe it's like the project of projects for us. It's that well done. It's that sharp.

It's that it's going to knock. If you love Tom Steve Dave, this is a TSD tour de force. I should fucking put that. I should fucking, I should put that. I should tell Declan to get that as a web domain. TSD tour de force. TSD tour de force. T-E-S. What do you mean?

No, Trump's just trying to work it out. It's no TSD sinko de mile whatever the fuck I'm sorry. I'm just trying to get my head around what you're saying. And I know people are like, oh, but I really want a Christmas. I think this, I think this is better than all the Christmas episodes combined. It's pretty great. He's not blowing smoke up his own ass.

It's pretty awesome. It's been around for a while, too. It's taken some time to do, yeah. And it's the episode that people have been asking for. Well, yeah, well, in the episode, we play the, the most requested segment ever on Tom Steve Dave We play a game of Clint to win it. That's right. I Mean, do I need to say anymore? Do I need to tell him that Sunday Jeff's on it? I could tell you that Sunday Jeff's animated Sunday Jeff, too

great Sunday Jeff great just No, no bullshit, and I mean, I guess you would say, could I label myself as a producer? Sure, absolutely. So it's so, so, so could Q and I. That doesn't mean that much. Uh, you know, you could.

Well, then I would have to, I mean, you guys are gonna get producing credits too. Absolutely. Sure, we gotta go back, we gotta go back and reprint all the DVD covers within three days. Well, yeah, actually, yeah, we are, we're offering it on digital release on

tomsteve.com on Black Friday. We are doing a small segment, a small limited run of blue rays on merch table because I got a lot of requests for physical media. I just want to chest the water see what what what what kind of reaction will be to blue rays. Mostly from bot accounts that he started. I think it was a fucking amount of DVDs. Yeah, I'm not kidding around. When I say like, this is one of those things that we put our name upon and I could be like, that's probably the best thing that we put our name to it to so far. Right. This project right here. Did it without all the, what's the, what are we used?

What's kickstarter kickstarter shit? Yeah. Well, it's available now. It's available on black Friday. Thanks, given it midnight. You got to stand in line. Yep. Go to tellmsteve.com.

Order it. You can, there's a trailer. And there's a trailer out right now as we're speaking. There's a trailer on tellmsteve.com. If you're on the fence, look at the trailer. I guarantee you won't be on the fence anymore. But that's the Black Friday release. And then Christmas will be December 21st

to maximize all your seasons. Money. Uh, uh, to get as whipped up in a holiday mood is possible. Yeah, I think that I think that this might be the most Christmas me Christmas like remember how people are like there wasn't enough Christmas when we when we we take it all

Do I remember I'm still getting emails that I ruined their Christmas? We fucking we have we make it up We we're gonna make it up with this one. There is there's no way there's no way to avoid Christmas Well the whole idea is predicated on one thing Christmas. Yeah good Christian values. Oh No, no, please don't tell me make sure there is no Christian values. No, there's no I mean that's not what I'm that's not what TSD channel lines. We can take care of that Yeah, I'm hoping to loop in Father Lansing to this. But if for some reason he can't make it, then no Christian values whatsoever.

Not. Oh, oh, you know what? Yeah, that's the, I don't mean that. Yeah, Father, I didn't mean that. I don't mean that. I just meant that the rest of the world doesn't understand and is turn their backs. Not me.

I would never turn my back on Christian values, but but let's be honest father, it doesn't sell. It does not. It doesn't move. The passion of the Christ was one of the fucking most successful movies ever made. Right, but we'd have to go to the heartland to find all the tom's deep listeners. I'll go anywhere to Yeah, to find Tom Steve Dave. So thanks, given that midnight, go order TSD TV. That's the name of the movie.

TSD TV. You I guarantee you it will be the greatest thing you've ever heard and viewed regarding Tom Steve Dave. It's a high energy app. It's almost manic. It's pretty great. It's almost manic how It's pretty great. It's almost manic how how high energy this episode is and then and then come back to tellmsteve.com on December

21st. Yeah. Pick up the seventh annual tellmsteve Dave Christmas. Right. Space monkey. We'll probably do a bundle again. A bundle again this year. What was the subtitle spate the space monkey save Christmas? A very space monkey's Christmas. I don't know. I like that we save it. Save it. Right. We're heroes.

It's very heroic. Well, it actually links into the plot. So that's great. Yeah. Yeah. You actually stumbled on something when you said saves Christmas. Really? Yeah.

So again, I'm totally. So it's tell them Steve Dave presents space monkey save Christmas. I love it. It's great It's great, but yeah, so I mean if you got all if you were if you're all fucking jacked up to buy something on black friday from tell him Steve Dave No worries. We got something that's so good that you're going to I don't know well. i mean it's it's been a bit speechless to get it for everyone in your life like forget the world's best whatever

that the work of our best or waffle irons you're gonna know the meaning of the words creamy caboose that that that that was the big that was the big announcement that it's actually I'm excited I mean I I was an excited For the last two Christmases I have to be honest because I felt like I was running on fumes. Okay great I love now. I'm excited because yeah, I get to I get to stroll in and experience a space monkeys Christmas Yeah, I think you like it. I think you are gonna like it

There's no like no and nobody has to to send in Ronchie. No, no, no No, no,. I wanted to ask I think I I'm not going to ask you because I got to ask you you're you're more you're you're more attuned to this kind of thing. You'll know Q lives the Hollywood festling lifestyle. I think I think with all this Hollywood stuff going on. I think you lived the Hollywood schedule though. That's for sure. You're getting that schedule. You're living a Hollywood schedule in a New York. I mean, in the last month and a half, I've been home up until Madison Square Garden in the month and a half, I was home like, I think six days. Not even six days together. That's a Hollywood schedule. Yeah,

it was rough. But anyway, I'm sorry. I may have two lawsuits going on simultaneously. Against you or did you're filing? Shockingly, that I'm filing. Okay. One is against the jokers. For misrepresentation about family, family fare? It wasn't, but I'll get in on a class action with you. I'm gonna say we can start a third, then.

Right, Sage may or may not have heard it. Who knows? We can start a third, then. Right. Sage Mayer may not have heard it. I know who knows. She may hear it, she may over here when I'm going through that audio though. Oh, that's on you. Yeah, you keep camping all your spots for who you, who come on, who's in the room when you listen to it? But on the Joker's cruise, I took many pictures with people who were not necessarily. You want to talk about lawsuits? Because you have a contract regarding the Joker's cruise.

Oh, I can't even talk about it. No! I said if anybody's got lawsuits, check out fucking not delivering. I haven't even gotten paid yet. I don't even know who to ask. Oh, good luck. I was gonna ask you.

I'll text you. Yeah, thanks sir. We'll be the guy. We got it, thanks you're all right. I took many pictures and there was something that happened repeatedly, where someone's hand, a female, would be on my back taking the picture. And when the picture was done, it would slide off and touch my ass.

I'm not lying. It happened several times. Yeah. I think I got PTSD. Well, I mean, you know, how's my responsible for that? You're not. Right. Joker's incorporated I'm talking about.

I just maybe we could settle out of court is what I'm saying. But you you're in the wrong era, bro. Nobody cares. Nobody's interested in how women are touching men. They don't give a shit.

No. All right, well, let me throw this at you. Did it? Yeah, Minnie Mouse. I guess. Minnie Mouse Yeah, Minnie Mouse, I guess Minnie Mouse. Yeah, sure No, she's a lady. She's one of the fans. She's a huge tell them to do that at a derogatory No, she's actually like she's cool. She's really yeah, she's one of the like nice ones. It wasn't any mess. I did it. I may be able to Describe the person to a sketch artist, maybe the people, but this was even bigger. This is why I may have two going on. I made a doctor's appointment

and when I was talking to the person who I was making the appointment with, this was the same person who was in the room with me the last time I was at the doctor. And she said, she called to confirm the appointment and she says, Oh, I'm not following you. This is the person that was in the room with you. Right, the medical person. The employee of the facility? Yeah.

Did this person have a doctor up your ass at any point? No, fortunately, she did not. It's the doctor and the ladies, the ladies like the associate. You know what the lady's called? I don't. You know her title? She was just I don't. You know our title? No. Should we just call her nurse?

The color nurse. The ladies are nurses, right? They're not doctors. So she... So, but here's the point. When I'm on the phone with her confirming the appointment, she said, so you're going to be here on the 20th, right? And I said, yeah, she's like, all right, I'll see your, I'll see your hairy butt then.

Now! Oh! It's true that I have a hairy butt. Well, you haven't, you haven't done anything to it. I think I get it waxed regularly. Just the ass. Not the legs or anything around it. You're definitely, I mean, you're getting, you're the, you're, you're having some competition in terms of the cheese cake. Oh, dude, you kidding me?

And I've surprised you haven't thought about taking care of all the areas, even though areas you can't see. Oh, my God, my God. Completely hairless. Well, I mean, creamy caboose. So this person who was making a joke said that she'll see your hairy butt.

I'll see, she's like, I'll see your hairy butt then. And you didn't find a funny? Oh, I orgass. I's like, I'll see you're Harry but then and you didn't find a funny. Oh, I Was like I was like all right, but then I was like, that's a weird thing to say. I was an offended. Has she ever seen your bottom? Yeah, the first time That's the first time that is the first time I've been you show it to her because I had to why because you have she's someone that just checks You in or she somebody that actually does some? No, she's the ballet partner. No, she's the ballet partner. No, she's the, she's the, she's the,

does she ask to see it? No, no, no. Did she just come in and you were in your had your, yeah, I was in the bathroom at the time. I pulled my pants all the way to my ankles to piss. No, she's, because I get, I was getting a testopel thing. Okay. And you have to pull your pants down a certain amount

so that the doctor can get in there. And he puts like this sterile, like, not, it's not a cloth, but it's like a staring paper or whatever. It looks kind of like one of those toilet seat things. I think maybe the doctor used me as a toilet now. I'm gonna take a bite. So they put that over.

And then they give you an injection. And then they make a tiny incision. They put these testopel things in. Plus, he's bragging about 300. Silly. Ghost Plus, he was bragging about having a 300 test us wrong count. Okay. Is that a high? Yeah. What's high? Probably a thousand or something maybe. How does he know what his count is? Well, if you go get a blood test for it, they'll tell you. anyway the point being that she was in the room at the time the first time average 300 No, I don't know. I'll look it up while we're talking

So so that's what she says to me now I Can't hashtag me to you can can People react to it. I think you're opening yourself up, though, too. Ridicule? Well, and also like, yeah, you're, you're, you should not. You should, I mean, I think these are jitter. I just think that these, it was a joke. It wasn't funny or, um, I don't think it's any more than that.

Do you want to live in a world? I thought, yeah, I wouldn't think you'd want to live in a world where you would call somebody out for making a joke that wasn't funny I don't I'm trying to figure out how to get more people to say it But I want to see my Harry butt Well, I'm sure I'm sure I know there's some needy attention seeking if you are a Missed-space monkey overfighters who would probably would be a lot love to see it I love every overby contestant equally. They're all awesome. I think if you send in a picture where you're like, I'm telling you some of these girls are like, you can hardly tell but they're like,

I was ridiculed for it. It should affect people, man. Yeah. You know, like your father calls you stupid for 20 straight years. It'll land. Yeah. So, so yeah, I thought it was a big deal for these girls to do this. and I'm obviously I'm joking around about the me Two thing but I did think it was a weird thing to say it's very on to a patient and it's like I was a D. Wanda to make a big deal. Do you think because you're hairy? Oh, she's like that's clearly his ass How can I tell the difference that's on me now? Not that you confused your chin with your but your Vodox, but I mean that like you're like look at that hairy ass guy Because you've got a lot of hair on you. It seems unprofessional. Yes. Yeah, definitely unprofessional

I was just about to hit tweet on my me to hashtag until you said I had not considered she's like you hairy I had no fuck it like He's a white lady and older white lady so I'm a fucking like, use a white lady and older white lady. So I'd be surprised if she said that, but I can't rule it out. You're right. Right. I mean, here with your hair, yes, you know, the hair, yes, doesn't, and you, you know, for sure she saw, like,

I asked Turkey 100%. How do you know? Because she was in the room and I had my pants down. And the doctor said 20 minutes, But if you're facing that direction, my cock isn't facing her. Right. So if you're facing the wall and your ass is out, how do you know who's in the room to see it?

Do you think she's a vertie here? Oh, I'm like, who's in the room? Like, now you're talking about a different story or somebody wandered in. I'm like, who will come to that be? Have you considered that maybe every like it makes stories to you? like, well, come with that, be. Have you considered that maybe every Mike and Mike stories to your kids?

No. No. No. No. There I am. My pants are on my ankles in a room, I did my own business. No.

No. Oh, hey, what's up? Who is that? How am I supposed to know? I'll go get on, Harry Ace. I have you considered that she just says that to everybody? I have not. Probably especially women.

Yeah. Because it's not just that, you know, to your relatives, so they take care of all kinds of shit and continents. Is she somebody you would want to, that you're like, you want to see that? I would want to recognize my curious. Or is she somebody like, oh, God, it's so embarrassing that this person is attractive?

No, I don't think so. I mean, maybe to some people, they dig it, but. I imagine. There he is. There's all sorts of sub. So he says no. Right. Like, hard, but I mean, just.

Stacy, am I a freakish fetish or not? I need to know. There's gotta be some fetishers out there. Oh, sure, yeah. That's all they're about. Yeah. I didn't consider that either. Well then,

I could just use your run for their food, so I could run for the rats. For good. The contest you should run for the dudes, then, is Mr. Harry, yes. Is your ass hairier than mine? Yeah. Now you're talking.

That's the next contest, baby. There you're talking. That's next contest baby. There you go. Which of that means? No, is this a space monkey contest? I think he's on board with this one because it means you've got to look at hundreds of photos of a hairie. Yeah, I think there's a distinction to him. Competition.

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I'm going to get the ball. I'm going to get the ball. This has been the production of Smodco Internet Radio. of Smodco Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.